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Working at the Car Wash · The Jim Colbert Show

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  Speaker 3: Deb Roberts.
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  Speaker 2: Hello there. Straight-A producer, C-Lane.
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  Speaker 5: I was going to say superstar, but people keep thinking
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  Speaker 5: I mean that I'm a superstar.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, you're not a superstar. I mean, you are
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  Speaker 2: a superstar.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's all about the listeners being a superstar.
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  Speaker 2: It was honestly weird not to hear it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Superstar. Superstar.
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  Speaker 5: Because every time I say it, people are like, Deb,
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  Speaker 5: we know you think you're a superstar, but you don't
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  Speaker 5: have to brag about it every day.
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  Speaker 2: And that is the jagged pill that is this gig.
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  Speaker 2: I know, right? When to listen to the people or
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  Speaker 2: not to.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because is that one person?
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  Speaker 8: Is there more people like C-Lane and I and Jim
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  Speaker 8: that celebrate the superstar?
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  Speaker 2: We already had to change the name of a segment
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  Speaker 2: because people didn't get it.
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  Speaker 9: I know.
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  Speaker 2: The woke news was like, we obviously know everything. It
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  Speaker 2: was an acronym.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, every day we paid for that.
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  Speaker 2: When that woke thing hit, they're like, what news is this?
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  Speaker 3: What are y'all doing to me?
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  Speaker 1: What is this?
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  Speaker 2: Are you indoctrinating me?
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  Speaker 8: You guys really stepped into bad luck. It's just strictly
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  Speaker 8: bad luck that you guys did all things.
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  Speaker 2: I know, all things.
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  Speaker 8: A couple of years before slang, it was a slang term.
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  Speaker 3: Right, right.
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  Speaker 2: If I had that mustache in 34. Like a guy.
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  Speaker 2: Then this guy ruins it in 45.
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  Speaker 8: A guy who sells eighths of weed would say like, yeah, bro,
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  Speaker 8: stay woke.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And then somehow, some way, that vernacular, that character slithered
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  Speaker 8: into the world of politics?
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  Speaker 3: Once they had it.
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  Speaker 2: Go broke, I think that's when you're like, all right, fine.
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  Speaker 2: All right, 407-916-1041. Again, text us, 77031. I had a
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  Speaker 2: quick experience today that I find very amazing. Let me
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  Speaker 2: ask you guys, when is the last time you had
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  Speaker 2: your teeth cleaned? Like, you know, went to the dentist
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  Speaker 2: and had your teeth cleaned. Ross, when was the last time?
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  Speaker 2: Can you remember? It was February, maybe March. February of
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  Speaker 2: this year.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question. When you got your
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  Speaker 2: teeth cleaned, did they use any numbing solution, any topical,
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  Speaker 2: any injectable numbing stuff? No.
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  Speaker 10: No.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think they did.
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  Speaker 8: Did you get a deep clean or just your normal
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  Speaker 8: yearly cleaning? I believe deep clean comes with some drugs.
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  Speaker 11: Right.
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  Speaker 2: It should.
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  Speaker 8: But like a standard cleaning does not. So it was
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  Speaker 8: a standard cleaning, no drugs.
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  Speaker 12: Ceiling.
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  Speaker 3: I plead the fifth.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Very nice. Been a little bit, okay.
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  Speaker 13: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: That's fine. Deb, are you a fifth pleader as well?
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  Speaker 6: I'm a fifth.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been a little bit. I had my teeth counted. Um, recently,
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  Speaker 3: and then they gave me a list of things I
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  Speaker 3: had to do, including a deep cleaning that had to
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  Speaker 3: be so deep that that it was going to take
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  Speaker 3: two different days.
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  Speaker 2: So that's what I'm in right now. Okay, so there's
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  Speaker 2: a couple questions that I have today, and you just
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  Speaker 2: brought up one of them. Wait, I've got the best
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  Speaker 2: mouth here?
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  Speaker 14: No, you don't.
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 2: You just went to the dentist. I came, I went today.
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  Speaker 2: So mine's fresher than yours.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but before that, you had the mouth of a
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  Speaker 3: Komodo dragon. Not quite there.
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  Speaker 2: I'll give you the win. It's been a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Tim says, I'll give you the win. I'll give you
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  Speaker 3: the win.
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  Speaker 2: This is awesome. What a plot twist. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: All right, so.
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  Speaker 2: When you did the half and half, right? When they
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  Speaker 2: quoted you the half and half thing.
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  Speaker 6: They quoted him the half and half.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't done it.
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  Speaker 2: Notice he said he didn't go in to do the
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  Speaker 2: half and half. Was your half and half upper and lower?
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  Speaker 2: In other words, they were going to clean the upper
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  Speaker 2: teeth one day and the lower teeth one day? Okay.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I seem to remember thinking it was weird
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  Speaker 3: because upper and lower sounds like it would have been
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  Speaker 3: like the normal thing. Like, we'll do the top one day.
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  Speaker 3: We'll do the bottom one day. I feel like, did
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  Speaker 3: they say left and right? Dude, that's what they're doing now. Look,
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  Speaker 3: it's left and right.
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  Speaker 2: So they cleaned half my teeth, but not like the
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  Speaker 2: top or the bottom. They picked that one tooth and
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  Speaker 2: went left. They got in between my... At the.
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  Speaker 3: Line that separates your two front teeth. Right below your nose.
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  Speaker 3: They went all the way to one side and they
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  Speaker 3: didn't do the other. That's next. That's weird thing one,
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  Speaker 3: all right?
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  Speaker 12: So....
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  Speaker 2: I booked my appointment at 10 this morning because I
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  Speaker 2: was like, well, look, if you have to numb me
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  Speaker 2: and this is deep cleaning. So I thought they were
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  Speaker 2: like two face from Batman. It would give me plenty
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  Speaker 2: of time to get my mouth back into order before
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  Speaker 2: I had to look at, you know, I talk a
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  Speaker 2: lot for my job. So I need to be a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I need to be able to feel my tongue and whatnot.
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  Speaker 2: I can't have you numbing me up. Okay. No problem.
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  Speaker 3: You'll, you'll have no problem.
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  Speaker 6: Just wait till you get home.
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  Speaker 2: I go in there this morning. And she looks at
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  Speaker 2: me and she goes, okay, take this thing. And she
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  Speaker 2: hands me what looks to be an electric toothbrush. But
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  Speaker 2: on the end, it's not a toothbrush. It's two pieces
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  Speaker 2: of wire that come out. They make a diamond and
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  Speaker 2: then go back into the thing. So it's two electrodes.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She turns it on and hands it to me. And
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  Speaker 2: she says, rub this on your gums for two minutes.
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  Speaker 2: So I get this electrode thing and I'm rubbing it
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  Speaker 2: on my gum. I don't know what's going on. You're trusting.
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  Speaker 6: I'm going to bring an electrode tomorrow and say, rub
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  Speaker 6: this on your gums for two minutes.
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  Speaker 3: She goes on the.
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  Speaker 2: Tongue side and the outside, right? Make sure you rub
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  Speaker 2: it on there. So she comes back in and I'm like.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard rub this on your gums, but there was
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  Speaker 3: no electrode.
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  Speaker 2: And I said... My man, what's up, dog? Happy to
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  Speaker 2: have you here. But you still couldn't feel him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So after I said, what is this? And she says,
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  Speaker 2: this is the pain wand. And I said, pain wand?
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  Speaker 2: She goes, yes. This thing puts out a signal that
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  Speaker 2: tells your pain receptors in your body to not respond
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  Speaker 2: for about two hours. I literally laughed. Can I rub
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  Speaker 2: it on my knee? I laughed at her. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: are you serious? You're going to run this sandblaster all
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  Speaker 2: across my face? And basically, that's the other thing, too.
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  Speaker 2: Now they have a tooth sandblaster. Dude, I'm away from
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  Speaker 2: the dentist for 18 months, and the entire game changes.
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  Speaker 2: Not one bit of pain. No numbing. No topical. No nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Magic tooth pain wand. Worked.
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  Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: Don't even know how. It seems like a placebo that
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  Speaker 2: they just tell you, put the thing in your mouth,
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  Speaker 2: and you're basically telling your brain that you're not going
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  Speaker 2: to feel pain. There's no pain, dude. And she was
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  Speaker 2: up in there. Not a drop of it. Not uncomfortable
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  Speaker 2: one time.
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  Speaker 3: No Dovahkiin.
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  Speaker 2: And pain wand doesn't really seem like a mouth thing, right? No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm with you there. They got to change the name
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  Speaker 2: of that tool. Usually that has a tassel.
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  Speaker 6: Or a fun name like a dolphin.
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  Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm telling you, man, that was the craziest thing
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  Speaker 2: I've ever experienced. She said, yeah, rub this. And it
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  Speaker 2: literally is called like something rudimentary like that. It doesn't
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  Speaker 2: have some kind of crazy name. It's like the pain wand.
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  Speaker 2: and you rub it on your gums and it felt
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  Speaker 2: stupid doing it the herd stick she got in there
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  Speaker 2: went to work and she goes just tell me if
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  Speaker 2: you feel anything and i was like i was ready
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  Speaker 2: to raise my hand immediately like i'm just going to
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  Speaker 2: get the injections ready dude there's no way this thing's
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  Speaker 2: gonna work they didn't they didn't give you a shot
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  Speaker 2: no nothing no nothing no topical no nothing because if
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  Speaker 2: i google pain wand the dental pain wand usually refers
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  Speaker 2: to the wand A computer-controlled local anesthetic delivery system used
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  Speaker 2: by dentists to make numbing shots virtually painless. So I've
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  Speaker 2: had that. So what that is, that is like a
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  Speaker 2: Novocaine pump. My other dentist had it, so it's not
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  Speaker 2: a syringe anymore. It's like a machine, and they just
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  Speaker 2: go in there, and it just pumps Novocaine into your face.
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  Speaker 2: But it's still an injection. This is not an injection.
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  Speaker 2: It literally looks like, you know those things, the squeezer
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  Speaker 2: things for your hand strength?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Cut that in half, but keep the top of it
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  Speaker 2: the same.
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  Speaker 15: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Or pull it together and then duct tape it together.
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  Speaker 2: A small version of that. But that wire comes out
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  Speaker 2: of the top. It does a little thing. And then
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  Speaker 2: you rub that on your gums. No pain. Craziest thing
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  Speaker 2: I've ever seen. Like, don't even know how it works.
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  Speaker 2: She goes, yeah, this interrupts your brain's pain receptors. And
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  Speaker 2: I thought she was goofing. No problem whatsoever.
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  Speaker 8: So I enjoy my dentist. I'll say that before I
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  Speaker 8: tell you that he is the only person that has
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  Speaker 8: ever made me feel old.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I have a Gen Z dentist. Oh, you do? Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: I had a rock and roll dentist as well.
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  Speaker 8: And he comes off as incredibly intelligent, but he's also
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  Speaker 8: just a splash more charming than he is intelligent.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you don't want that as a dentist.
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  Speaker 3: I like that.
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  Speaker 2: But he's charming. He's extremely charming. He's also very smart.
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  Speaker 2: You can tell. That's a guy you buy an Audi from.
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  Speaker 2: But like he looked inside my mouth. The first thing
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  Speaker 2: he said is like, yeah, we got to get those
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  Speaker 2: whizzies out there, man. We got to get those whizzies
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  Speaker 2: out of here. And I go, what? I would be like,
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  Speaker 2: check away. I'd stick around for even one more second.
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  Speaker 2: I've got wizards.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: Gray hair.
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  Speaker 8: What do you mean wizards are in my mouth? He
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  Speaker 8: was just dropping all of this modern day mouth slang.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know how else to put it.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 3: Mouth slang.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't understand anything he was saying. Oh, welcome to
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  Speaker 2: our world.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but it was half like cool guy slang and
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  Speaker 8: half like medical procedure talk.
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  Speaker 2: Calling wisdom teeth whizzies.
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  Speaker 10: Whizzies.
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  Speaker 2: Has already made my day. If we went home right now.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta get them whizzies out, bro. Get them whizzies, dog. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Show title, by the way, Celine.
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  Speaker 8: Because I try to have as much fun as I
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  Speaker 8: can when I get my teeth cleaned.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, aren't you the guy that had a bagel and
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  Speaker 5: lox right before your cleaning?
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  Speaker 8: That's not the example I would shine to, first and foremost.
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  Speaker 8: That was more of a swing and a miss and
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  Speaker 8: an apology that I still owe someone.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, right, right.
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  Speaker 2: But you get that one caper.
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  Speaker 8: One of my favorite jokes, I have like a tight
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  Speaker 8: five whenever I go to a new dentist. First, when
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  Speaker 8: you have the vacuum in your mouth, right? I'm sure
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  Speaker 8: that's not exhausting to them.
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  Speaker 2: Read a room. Read a room.
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  Speaker 8: But I think these are kind of timeless and bulletproof
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  Speaker 8: and they work. When they put the vacuum in your mouth, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Stick your tongue in the end, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Well, you can just like play DJ by going like. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: I started doing living on a prayer. One time I
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  Speaker 8: pantomimed a machine gun.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Right that's what i mean these are solid layup laughs
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  Speaker 9: the last person i want chuckling is somebody with an
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  Speaker 9: ice pick in their hand true going into my face.
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  Speaker 3: Although as far as jokes in a medical procedure go
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  Speaker 3: i think i probably i i tried one as uh
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  Speaker 3: as i was being put under oh yeah because i
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  Speaker 3: like i was having a uh colonoscopy or something the
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  Speaker 3: other side Endoscopy. Okay, there you go. Do not use
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  Speaker 3: the same tube. The guy before me had a colonoscopy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 3: As they're pushing the plunger in.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, come on. Not that, no.
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  Speaker 3: Into the IV. Yeah, as they're pushing the drugs into
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  Speaker 3: the IV to put me to sleep.
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  Speaker 2: More slang. Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: The last thing I remember trying to say was, you're
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  Speaker 3: not going to use the same one as... the guy
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  Speaker 3: before me like probably they've heard that so many times
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  Speaker 3: but uh no and then the next thing i know
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  Speaker 3: i woke up in another room.
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  Speaker 2: My my uh colonoscopy anesthesiologist when i walked in it's
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  Speaker 2: like 5 15 a.m the room is three degrees this
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  Speaker 2: guy's sitting there on a stool with a headband on
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  Speaker 2: don't say stool he's got like buddy holly glasses and
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  Speaker 2: they're playing docking on 20. It's the loudest thing. It
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  Speaker 2: sounds like he's having a party.
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  Speaker 3: In the room.
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  Speaker 5: No, by the way, a couple of people texted us
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  Speaker 5: at 77031 saying they only clean half so you can
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  Speaker 5: eat with the other half without being in pain.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa. So that's why they do it. The answer is
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  Speaker 2: so right in front of us.
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  Speaker 5: We have the smartest audience. You just have to put
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  Speaker 5: the question out there. We've got rocket scientists that listen.
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  Speaker 2: Also, another quick joke.
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  Speaker 8: While they're in your mouth cleaning, if you play Duel
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  Speaker 8: of the Fates from the Phantom Menace Star Wars Episode 1,
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  Speaker 8: that's a good laugh.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Not going to.
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  Speaker 8: Recreate the song, but for my fellow nerds out there,
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  Speaker 8: just picture someone cleaning your mouth to Duel of the Fates.
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  Speaker 2: I rest my case. Is that it? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: It's just this really epic song, and it looks like
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  Speaker 8: they're at war with your teeth.
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  Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be funny if you started doing that, and
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  Speaker 2: then all the other rooms started joining in?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Also, I took it all from Steve Martin, man. Steve
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  Speaker 8: Martin and Rocky Horror are a little shop of horrors.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, so good.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's hilarious when he goes, oh, yeah!
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 2: When he gets his teeth getting pulled.
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  Speaker 3: He was in pain, right?
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  Speaker 2: That was his whole thing? That was his thing. All right, 407-916-1041.
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  Speaker 2: Text us 77031. Deb, got some news?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, don't be shocked, but the first wrongful death lawsuit
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  Speaker 5: has been filed in the Amazon plane crash. You know,
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  Speaker 5: the one from Sunday. A family says a Tampa woman's
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  Speaker 5: death is linked to dengue fever. And we've all heard
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  Speaker 5: of breaking in, but what about breaking through? We'll talk
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  Speaker 5: about that and more coming up next during JCS News.
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  Speaker 3: You got it.
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: Let's take a little break. Back in a sec with
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  Speaker 1: The Jim Colbert Show on YouTube.
• 14:02
  Speaker 10: Jimmy, I've run into that issue with the dentist before.
• 14:04
  Speaker 10: The problem is actually probably your dental insurance issues. Your
• 14:06
  Speaker 10: mouth is broken down into quadrants as far as cleaning
• 14:09
  Speaker 10: and coverage are concerned, and your insurance likely has a
• 14:12
  Speaker 10: provision saying that multiple quadrants cannot be cleaned at the
• 14:15
  Speaker 10: same time or during the same visit.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Ms.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: Deborah Roberts, you are a superstar. You probably have a throw.
• 14:23
  Speaker 10: In the star somewhere down there in the sock.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: So you're the best. Evil eye loves you. Thanks for
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: talking about my cat yesterday.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: He loves Smokey.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: I heard. All right.
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• 14:41
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• 14:46
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• 14:48
  Speaker 1: It's time for JCS News.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Wow. Has this guy got to put his name on everything?
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: It's in my contract, dude.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Here's the news on the Jim Colbert Show.
• 14:59
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• 15:01
  Speaker 5: that mortgage guy, Don. Transportation officials providing an update on
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: their investigation into that deadly plane crash at Miami International Airport.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: NTSB Chairwoman Jennifer Homendy saying authorities will soon interview the
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: pilots of the Amazon cargo plane.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: This is certainly very tragic.
• 15:22
  Speaker 17: You would not think riding in a van to clean.
• 15:29
  Speaker 17: An airplane that this would happen.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, five people were killed and five were hurt Sunday
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: when the aircraft went off the runway and struck several vehicles.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: Homendy confirmed there were no hazardous materials on board the plane.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Mainly, apparently, it was contact lenses.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: Two runways were closed after Sunday's deadly crash, but one
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: of them partially reopened yesterday.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: The whole plane?
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: Just a lot of the cargo, apparently, yeah.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 15:55
  Speaker 11: Interesting.
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: Now, the first wrongful death lawsuit has been filed after
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: Sunday's deadly crash. It accuses Amazon, 21 Air, and the
• 16:03
  Speaker 5: pilots of extreme negligence in the 32-year-old aircraft running off
• 16:09
  Speaker 5: the runway.
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: It appears that the runway was grossly overshot. A very
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: difficult landing was attempted. Go-around procedures were not followed. And
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: we believe that this tragedy stems from a systematic chain
• 16:22
  Speaker 7: of events going all the way.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: Up Mike Morgan of Morgan & Morgan is representing the
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: widow of 53-year-old Yoel Rodriguez Naranjo, who was one of
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: the five cleaning crew workers killed when the out-of-control plane
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: hit his van.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Three people are still in the hospital. I heard that also.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Didn't they say that it was weird because the flight
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: log showed that as they hit the runway, they went
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: to full power?
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: They hadn't done one of the breaking procedures. Right. One
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: of the things that's part of the checklist had not been.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: So it may have been. I don't think they went
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: to full power, but I think they hadn't done one
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: of the things that was supposed to slow them down.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the reason I thought that could be the case
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: is because, as Deb was saying, they thought they were
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: going to overshoot. It would be normal to go to
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: full power to try to maybe get the plane back
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: up and do a circle around it. Maybe they just
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: kind of second-guessed, and we were going 250 miles an hour,
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: 200 miles an hour. Those decisions come quick.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's why they're like, why were you going
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: so fast? I mean, it was like 128 miles an
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: hour after they landed.
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: All right, Baker Mayfield, I know we're all looking forward
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: to the NFL season, right, gentlemen?
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: What?
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: That started tonight?
• 17:29
  Speaker 15: What?
• 17:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, come on.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: This is huge news.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Baker Mayfield is staying in Tampa Bay for the
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: foreseeable future, right?
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: Did not seem like this was going to happen.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: After signing a contract extension that makes him the highest
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: paid player in Buccaneers history. The new three-year extension is
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: worth $ 165 million and keeps Mayfield under contract through the
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: 2029 season. Mayfield has led Tampa Bay to two playoff
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: appearances and has thrown 95 touchdown passes since becoming the Buccaneers'
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: starting quarterback in 2023. The Bucs opened the regular season
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Sunday on the road against the Cincinnati Bengals.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Just made my picks.
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: And this is a big story for the franchise, for
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: all Buccaneer fans, because he was very outspoken of, like,
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: they disrespected me with their offer.
• 18:18
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: I'm about to walk. Yeah, I saw somebody compare, like,
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Jordan Love got that money from the Packers, and They
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: compared Jordan Love's numbers with Baker's numbers, and they were
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: right there. As a matter of fact, Baker was actually
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: better in a couple of the categories, so I guess
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: he deserved it.
• 18:32
  Speaker 8: And good move from Tampa because that's one of the
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: most beloved personalities league-wide.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Especially losing Mike Evans.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: The Atlantic hurricane season reaches its traditional peak tomorrow on Thursday,
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: September 10th, but the tropics remain quiet. The National Hurricane
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: Center in Miami is not tracking any areas for development yet.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: And the Atlantic has yet to produce its first hurricane
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: of 2026. If that streak continues through Friday, and obviously
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: it will, this season would set a record for the
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: latest first hurricane in the satellite era. Forecasters caution that
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: the busiest part of the season, though, extends through September
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: and October. And many major storms have historically formed after
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: the peak. And, of course, it doesn't end until.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: The end of November.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: It does not.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Not here, it doesn't.
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: Not here. And, of course, poor Hawaii. You know, this
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: El Nino year, Hawaii dealing with.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: More flooding just after Hurricane Lowell just laid waste to
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: the islands.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: They're rolling off the West Coast like they usually roll
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: off Africa. And they're just lining up the same exact
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: way we watch them come across the Atlantic.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: It's wild.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: It is wild.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: And, again, you know, we're not going to be feeling
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: the effects, the weather effects of El Nino until November
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: through January.
• 19:40
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Isn't it kind of opposite for us? It's going to
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: be rainy and cold. But El Nino for us, doesn't
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: that mean usually a slower hurricane season?
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: And then that, and then you tie that in with
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: not only have we had a lot of Saharan dust
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: this season, but now we have a plume coming again
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: that's outside of its normal range and area.
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: So they're like, here we go. So that's helping as well.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: It's the wet and rainy. It's the winter weather we
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: have to worry about. That's when they say we're going
• 20:06
  Speaker 6: to get hit.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Meanwhile, the Florida legislature is cutting a $ 15 million check
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: to Florida International University to add another huge fan to
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: FIU's Wall of Wind. The funding was presented by Florida
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: State Representative Alex Rizzo and State Senator Ana Maria Rodriguez
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: to FIU President Jeanette M. Nunez to advance hurricane research
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: with Wall of Wind 2.0.
• 20:33
  Speaker 11: Really?
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: New name.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: The second fan will allow, get this, you guys, the
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: second fan will allow researchers to simulate a Category 5 hurricane.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: Imagine the size of that fan.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: 200 mile an hour winds.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: To test structures against winds, you got it, Jimmy, of
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: up to 200 miles per hour.
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: Wow 2.0, right? Yeah, that's right.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Will also be used to study the combined effects of
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: extreme winds, storm surge, flooding, and waves.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: Crazy.
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: I want to see the size of that fan.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I bet you don't. I want to see the motor
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: driving the fan. Bet you don't.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: Florida's Health Department is investigating what could be the first
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: dengue fever-related death in the Tampa Bay area in about
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: a century. Relatives say 80-year-old Gay Small contracted the disease,
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: which is spread by mosquitoes, and died five days later.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: It started with flu-like symptoms, flu-like illness.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: What's that name again?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Gay.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Den-gay.
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: Gay Small.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Gay Small. Yeah, Gay Small.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: And he got then gay.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: She.
• 21:37
  Speaker 10: She.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Gay Small.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: When they did the roster where everybody's last names are first,
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: she was Small Gay? Yeah, Small Gay, yeah.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: Oh, man, I should have done that.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: So let me ask. I mean, so it turns into
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: like an encephalitis kind of thing, doesn't it? Like the dengue,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: it has that same kind of thing where it got
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: a swelling and.
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: … I don't know if dengue causes encephalitis.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: That's more ….
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: Kind of uh that i don't know that i believe
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: is more west nile maybe so but with dengue i
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: know it started with like a flu-like illness and then
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: in five days she went into organ failure and then
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: died and her daughter anna small tells news channel 8
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: on the gulf coast her sudden loss is devastating.
• 22:20
  Speaker 12: Cheated just you know it's it's so unfair Because she
• 22:26
  Speaker 12: was in good health and she worked hard to stay
• 22:29
  Speaker 12: healthy and she walked and.
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: She ate right.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: So Hillsborough County has 59 confirmed cases of locally acquired dengue.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: That's important because that doesn't mean someone traveled to the
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: tropics where they got bit by an infected mosquito.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: They've been amping up the mosquito spraying down there for
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: a few weeks.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: Now because of all the dengue.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: We got dengue, we got West Nile dengue. So far
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: more than any other Florida county, officials have stepped up
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: Mosquito Spring, like you said, C-Lane, and are urging residents
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: to use repellent and cover up their arms and legs.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: Orange County has a new tourism tax revenue record. Comptroller
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: Phil Diamond announced yesterday the county collected over $ 31 million
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: in tourism tax revenue in July. Yeah, that's almost 6.5%
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: from last July. And it's the highest amount ever for July.
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: At this rate, it looks like tourism tax revenue for
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: the year could exceed $ 400 million.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: For the first time ever. That's a whole bunch of cash.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: It doesn't seem like enough. I think we should make
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: the convention center bigger.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right?
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: Because there isn't anything else we could use it for. Like, oh,
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: I don't know, teachers.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: All I think about is Kylo Ren going, more!
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: Teachers who are worried a smaller budget could lead to
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: staff cuts in Orange County public schools. The school board
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: unanimously approved a budget of almost $ 8 billion last night,
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: but that's after the district announced last week it was
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: cutting $ 8.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: 5 million.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: Due to lower enrollment, district officials have said there are
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: about 8,000 fewer students this year. No job cuts have
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: been announced yet. And Teachers Union President Clinton McCracken, again,
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: that's Clinton McCracken.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: He has a wrestling move.
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: Called on the board to look at administrative costs before
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: eliminating classroom positions.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: Now, gay's small again. If they get married.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: Florida Attorney General.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: McCracken.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
• 24:26
  Speaker 6: McCracken and gay.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Now, if they get.
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: So Florida Attorney General James Uthmeyer is suing streaming giant
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Netflix for allegedly harvesting child child user data. Something he
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: says Netflix vowed to never do.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: We would like Netflix to purge the data they collected
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: under false pretenses. Let's get rid of the addictive features
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: that suck our kids in and then steal their data
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: and profit off of it. I've got to tell you, man,
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: of all the things I think this guy does that's numbskull-ish,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: these two incentives have been good. This Netflix thing and
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: the one he announced before. Yesterday we talked about the chatbot.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: The chat, yeah.
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the AI chatbot.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: I think those are legit pieces of legislation.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 25:05
  Speaker 13: 1,000%.
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: Especially with the news that came out about AI today.
• 25:08
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Uthmeyer says parents should oversee the privacy of their kids,
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: not a big tech company. Oh, a federal judge has
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: ruled the Tate brothers. this story it's the end of
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: this story that's my two song.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: It's so funny if you've watched any of this it's
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: just like they fly these guys to countries just to
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: put them in jail in that.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: Country well a federal judge has ruled the tate brothers
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: must remain jailed in miami while fighting their extradition to
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: the united kingdom to face sex trafficking charges u.s magistrate
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: lauren lewis found wealthy social media influencers andrew and tristan
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: tate quote have failed to meet their burden to demonstrate
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: that they do not present a risk of flight or
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: danger to the community, end quote. Now, the brothers also
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: face several sex offenses here in the U.S.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: And Romania. They're lawyers, though, guys. They're lawyers.
• 25:56
  Speaker 15: Mm-hmm.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: Claim the brothers simply portray characters that exaggerate their wealth
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: and brag about sexual conquest. But come on, let's get
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: brass tacks. These are just a couple of really great guys.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: How do you think that their followers reacted to the
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: fact that they got busted out saying, hey, look, that's
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: a rented plane.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: That's a rented Mercedes. That's a rent.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: You know, none of this stuff is actually theirs, although
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: they try to make you believe that they are these
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: rich people. massive influencers that are draped in good looking
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: women all the time and constantly have access to billion
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: dollar ATMs. And it's all fake.
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: How do I think their followers react? The answer is
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: kind of one of the biggest reasons why I find
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: myself pissed off every now and then. Which is, they
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: won't care enough. They won't care enough.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Or they'll move on to the next one.
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: If I was one of their fans, I would feel pissed,
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: I would feel violated, and they just simply won't feel
• 26:49
  Speaker 8: that way.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Well, you know, for me, it was as soon as
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: he got arrested in those capri pants. If that didn't
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: do it for his followers, I don't know what did.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: He looked like he borrowed a 12-year-old girl's clothes after a.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: sleepover. And they're like, I think they were like literally
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: the president and vice president of the Manosphere movement.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: I think they were. And look, you could put both
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: of them together and make a complete man.
• 27:10
  Speaker 8: And where we're at is because their fans probably in
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: that Manosphere, their reaction is, man, free speech, can't say anything.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: Just because he said something that you don't like. No,
• 27:22
  Speaker 8: there's literal charges. In Romania.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: There were actions.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: UK, Romania, the US.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: No, Yeah, they may act like it's a joke, but
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: the law all over the world is like, get your
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: little asses over here and face these crimes.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go out on a limb and say
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: a Romanian prison is somewhere you probably don't want to
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: spend a lot of time, maybe even as a worker.
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: I mean, it's got to be close to the bottom
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: of like top bottom 10 of like, don't drop soap there.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: I don't even know that I want to spend that
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: much time in Romania, let alone be imprisoned.
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: The FBI is offering a $ 50, 000 reward for Alberto Perez Elias,
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: a fugitive with deep ties to Miami and Hialeah. Authorities
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: say Perez Elias is wanted for a $ 1 million armed
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: robbery store heist where he tunneled through an adjacent vacant business.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Cool.
• 28:11
  Speaker 12: I know.
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: A federal arrest warrant has been issued.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: He is considered armed and dangerous.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: And then finally, a Palm Coast man faces burglary and
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: aggravated assault charges following a violent dispute inside a local
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: duplex when deputies say he tried to break through a
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: shared wall into his neighbor's home.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: He tried to Kool-Aid it? Yes, he did.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: His neighbor, Natasha Crockett, tells Fox 35 she recorded this
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: with her phone. If anyone's seen the movie The Shining,
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: see if this reminds you of any scenes.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: I'm going to make this very, very clear and very,
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: very hard for you to look forward to. That last part,
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: the last part is creepy.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what a Romanian prison sounds like.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Rocket says 58-year-old Bowden allegedly used a hammer and an
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: electric trimmer to break through their shared wall.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: Sound like a skill saw or a sawzall or I
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: don't know what.
• 29:10
  Speaker 17: I don't know if he tried to stick his arm
• 29:11
  Speaker 17: through there or not, but it is very much a
• 29:13
  Speaker 17: neighbor from hell.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: I think he used her voice to break through.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Sheriff Rick Staley says deputies did indeed find the hammer.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: and electric trimmer, but no firearm. This guy had threatened
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: to shoot law enforcement if they had come inside or
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: if he'd gone outside. Bowden remains in the Flagler County Jail.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Congratulations.
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: You are this week's Florida man.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: By the way, when you see this guy's picture, if
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: you saw the picture and they didn't say what he did,
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: you go, oh, that's a guy that cut through somebody's
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: wall and threatened him with a gun.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, just by looking at the photograph, you can
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: see that's something he's... It looks like.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: A large glory hole that was cut so high.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: It does.
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: And also, throw this out here, that was the voice
• 29:50
  Speaker 8: of the woman whose wall got cut into, right?
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. She also kind of sounds like a woman who.
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: Would have a neighbor cut through into her home. I
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: don't want to judge just a voice, but... The minute
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: she talks, you go, hey, you live next to a
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: guy who tried to cut in your apartment, right? I've
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: never heard a boob tattoo before, but.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: And that concludes your JCS News.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: We've got drums and bass.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: All right, I love that. All right, 407-916-1041. Text us
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: at 77031. Mega One Sec with more of the Jim
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Colbert Show.
• 30:20
  Speaker 12: Stay put.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: You're probably aware of this, but.
• 30:30
  Speaker 15: Dengue fever ain't no joke, man. Down in the V.I.,
• 30:34
  Speaker 15: they used to call it break bone fever. It's kind
• 30:38
  Speaker 15: of a cousin to malaria or hemorrhagic fever. It will
• 30:43
  Speaker 15: lay you up for a solid two weeks.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Watch out. Mosquitoes with striped legs don't wear black.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Hey, guys. Don't wear black. You never know. This thing
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: might help Jimmy, you know, the tooth cleaning and giving
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: him this product to put in his gums and stuff
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: like that. He might start pronouncing words correctly. Thanks. Bye.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 31:06
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: All right. Welcome back to the Jim Coburn Show. We're
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: already at 104.1.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: I am Jim.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: There's Deb.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 31:12
  Speaker 19: C-Lane.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Hey there. And Ross is here as well. It's true.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: So I got a bunch of texts on the texting
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: service during the break about our Florida man story. And
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: people are saying, you don't know the situation. Actually, two
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: different people said they know the guy. Oh, really? I
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: guess he's going through some stuff and also claim, again,
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: this is alleged, we do not know the answer, that
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: the woman who's living next to him, the one he
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: tried to go into the apartment, she's squatting there.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: So I don't know if that's true. But the person
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: who texted in said they know this person.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: They know the guy.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: And apparently he's kind of going through some things. She
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: said medical issues. I said, well, I don't think the
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: story mentioned that. Did the story mention that? I did not. Yeah,
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I don't think so either. I read part of the
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: story today as well. And I didn't see anything about
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: him having medical or or mental issues.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: I would guess that the law enforcement doesn't see somebody
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: who's cut through a wall and gone like, wait, wait, wait.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Hold on. Do you have medical issues? Yeah. Yeah.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Open up that cabinet. Yeah. But anyway, they said– and
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: two different people said, hey, look, that person living next
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: to them also is a mess as well. But, I mean,
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: it doesn't make it right that he tried to cut
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: through the wall. I mean, it doesn't stop that. It's a–
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: for a wall that– when you think of like a duplex.
• 32:25
  Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's been a very long time since I've
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: been inside a duplex, and that was just something that
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: an old school that I went to owned, and we
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: had art class in half of it. Sure. So, like,
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: I haven't been in a residential one in a very
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: long time. The wall that he cut through was extremely thin.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: It was just one piece of thick drywall.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: That's also what I found as well. I always thought
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: the joining walls at duplexes were... We're always supposed to
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: be like not apartment complexes, but we're supposed to be
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: like concrete or block. I always thought that because of
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: the privacy thing, being able to hear between it, or
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: at least the bottom floor would be because that's a
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: common building process. They'll build the bottom floor with block
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: and then build the floors above that. I was thinking,
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: but hollow and not just block. I was thinking at
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: least like a regular ass wall that you would have
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: hollow enough that you could run.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Uh piping conduit through you know that you could uh
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: mount a tv or put uh you know electrical receptacles
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: in none of that was happening with this wall not not.
• 33:21
  Speaker 8: At all look pretty chintzy yeah yeah yeah no stud
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: finder a stud finder goes it's stud finder just goes
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: right through.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: The wall yeah oh speaking of uh house projects yeah
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: oh yeah dude yeah yeah how'd you uh so ross
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: has a uh a swinging door you know and then
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: a sliding glass door that he was.
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: You don't just let those people in the front And
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: I also had to come to grips with after we
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: had that segment of like, man, I need a lot
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: of house love.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: I realized every single one of my doors kind of
• 33:52
  Speaker 8: needs help. If it's not a bedroom door, it needs help.
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: Front door, help. What do you need help with the
• 33:58
  Speaker 8: front door? What's wrong with it?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: What won't it do?
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: The disgusted face that Jimmy made when you said your
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: doors need help. Yeah.
• 34:06
  Speaker 8: Like he just ate something sour. When it rains, and
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: if it rains hard, water will come in. Oh, of
• 34:14
  Speaker 8: your front door?
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Not from flooding, though. It just kind of comes in
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: through the seals there if it blows up against it.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Like the bottom seal.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a piece of cake.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I see. All of it's a piece of cake
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: to you. It is. And everyone liked you.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: There's a lot.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's just, those are parts you can go
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: buy at your local store. You cut it to size
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: and you screw it into the ground and it's got
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: a seal built into it. So when your door closes,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: it pushes against that seal and gives you a nice big,
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: you know, nice seal. Usually for your AC, though, Not
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: necessarily for the water intrusion. That's what we're looking for
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: when it comes to AC as well.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: So I went to Ace. I picked up some tools. Nice.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Watched some YouTube videos.
• 34:53
  Speaker 10: Nice.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: And then I called Mike the home builder.
• 34:55
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: I said it like that because I'm a showman. What
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: did he tell you? Or trying to be a showman.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Did he say that the problem you had was simple?
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: I was telling you about the inside door for sure,
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: that it wasn't that big of a deal. Did he
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: also say that or no?
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: No, there's just some doors that I didn't even really
• 35:13
  Speaker 8: know that they're rotting. I have a rotting door. That
• 35:18
  Speaker 8: wasn't even the door that I talked to you about.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, I see.
• 35:21
  Speaker 8: So I need to really change my priorities first and
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: foremost and take care of the rotting door.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: How about the sliding glass door? Yeah, I'm going to
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: get a new sliding glass door. Nice.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Yep, yep.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: White frame, going to trim black. Oh, yeah, man.
• 35:34
  Speaker 10: Nice.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: I'm getting more into my house ways. You got to
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: do that, buddy. And I also realize that... It's a
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: big investment. You got to make sure you take care
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: That is the main reason why. It's not just a home.
• 35:44
  Speaker 8: It's literally the most important asset of my... adult life.
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: What tools do you have as a, as a, as
• 35:50
  Speaker 8: the man of your house before you bought? That's a
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: great question.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: Sealing.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I have a lot of tools.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: That came with the marriage. Okay. Oh, so these were
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: your wife's tools. Do you have a shop vac? Everything
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: that's hers is mine. That's a man. Listen, my man
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: is just peeling off question after great question. Do you
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: have a shop vac? I do have a shop vac.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Very nice.
• 36:12
  Speaker 8: And I also kind of, I like doing it myself.
• 36:14
  Speaker 8: I like sucking out the house.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Sorry.
• 36:17
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: But that's exactly what you do with the shop vac.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Do you have a reciprocating saw?
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: No. Do you have a sawzall?
• 36:24
  Speaker 15: No.
• 36:25
  Speaker 8: Do you know that that's the same thing? It's the
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: same thing. I have access to all saws.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Do you have a wrench set?
• 36:34
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Do you have a socket set?
• 36:36
  Speaker 10: Oh, wow.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: I don't like the way he said wrench set. I'm
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: also trying to think where they are. You have standard metric,
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: I assume? Yeah, oh, yeah. And standard metric sockets? Oh, yeah.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Quarter drive and 3-H drive? You don't need a half-inch
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: drive where you are. Just quarter and 3-H is fine.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: I don't even need a socket. I haven't used a socket, though,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: in years. Let me ask you a quick question. There's
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: never been a socket need for me. Let me ask
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: you a quick question. Am I a man?
• 37:01
  Speaker 13: No.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: What are channel locks? Channel locks. Yeah, what is a
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: channel lock? What is that? It is a style of tool.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: So it's one of the most common tools in the world,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: and it's a style of that tool. What is a
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: channel lock? I'm going to say.
• 37:17
  Speaker 8: It is the mechanism that you would put, it's like
• 37:24
  Speaker 8: the metal flip-flop thing that you would attach to a
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: jar that you'd put M & Ms in.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: That is so close. I had my hand on the buzzer,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: and he was actually not. I think he doesn't know
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: how close to.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Being right he is.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: No.
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: I didn't realize it was.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: It's adjustable pliers. It's adjustable pliers. Yeah, it's the pliers
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: that you can pull out, and then they can go
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: from this close together to that close together. Mine have
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: an orange handle.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: If you have big enough ones, you could use them
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: on a jar.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, for sure.
• 37:54
  Speaker 8: I was thinking the actual metal mechanism that's on the
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: side of a jar that you can flip, and then
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: you push up.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: You've got to level it, right?
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: I do have a level.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got a level.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: I have to have a level. Green bubble.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: When you're hanging stuff, got to have that level. Here's
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: the thing.
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: I have a bunch of the stuff. I use, I'll
• 38:10
  Speaker 8: be honest with you, a fair amount of it. Not
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: a whole bunch, but I have used a fair amount
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: of it. I don't know what anything is called.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you get a cordless drill.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Do I have a cordless drill? Yes.
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you'll need the cordless drill. I have never used it.
• 38:23
  Speaker 8: You've never used your cordless drill? I've never had to.
• 38:25
  Speaker 8: I don't drill. What brand is it? Is it yellow? No,
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: I do have a cordless drill. I was getting confused
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: with something else.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. What did you get confused with? There's the joke.
• 38:36
  Speaker 8: I have a wire drill, but that's like... A plug-in drill. Yes,
• 38:41
  Speaker 8: but that is just to put holes in stuff. Like,
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: that's what my brain looks at that one drill for.
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: And then I have another drill that is cordless. It
• 38:49
  Speaker 8: is green.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe a Makita?
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: I think Hitachi. Hitachi, that's right. All right. Makita's blue, yeah.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: And then I use that to use for, like, screws.
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: As I say it out loud, I'm pretty sure they
• 39:02
  Speaker 8: do the same thing.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: They will do the same thing, yeah, yeah. Was the
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Hitachi one of the things that you inherited from your
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: wife when you got married?
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: Ah.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Yep. Interesting. Interesting. There goes my man card. All right, 407-916-1041.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Text us, 77031. Animal House next.
• 39:17
  Speaker 13: I've got a ton of blankets and sheets and things
• 39:20
  Speaker 13: like that that I'd like to donate to some type
• 39:24
  Speaker 13: of animal shelter. If applicable, could you guys ask them
• 39:28
  Speaker 13: where the best place to donate something?
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Like that is?
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: Thanks.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. Real
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: Radio 104.1.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: I am Jim.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Deb is here.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: So is C-Lane and Ross. Let's do Animal House. She
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: likes them fuzzy, furry, feathery, tough, and scaly.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: It's time for Animal House with Debra Roberts.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: And Animal House is generously brought to us each and
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: every week by personal injury attorney Glenn Klausman over at
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: Klausman Law. We'll tell you how you can get in
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: touch with Glenn at the end of the Animal House segment.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: But now put your hands together for Kenny Tallier and
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: Commander from the Petalines.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: We got a dog. Look at this horse. We do
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: have a dog. He's a hoss.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: He is a hoss, this dog.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: He's a biggin' boy. Man, what a great personality this
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: dog has, man. Oh, I know. He's the biggest, friendliest
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: guy ever. I knew you guys were going to love him.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: The second he walked in.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: And this dog is available for adoption? Yes, this guy
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: is looking for a forever home as we speak. This
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: dog is the most lovable. I mean, this dog is like,
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: this is fireplace season.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God, dude.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: You can spoon with that dog in front of the
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: fireplace for an entire season.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: If he comes around here, I'll try and get him
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: on camera. But until we can, Kenny, how old is Commander?
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: How much does he weigh? Okay, so he's six years
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: old and he weighs 65 pounds. Even though when he
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: walked in, Jim was like, what is he, like 80 pounds?
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: That's what he feels like.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: He is 65. Solid. He is solid. He's so sweet, dude.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: He's like, has the best disposition, you know?
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: He's the friendliest guy ever, you know, and he's got
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: that big basketball head. He's got the spatula feet, and
• 41:01
  Speaker 4: he's just such a clown.
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: He does seem like he's got a great, fun, friendly personality.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: Everybody loves him at the show.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, man.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: This is one of my favorites.
• 41:09
  Speaker 8: Parts of doing radio and animal house and deb just
• 41:13
  Speaker 8: in general is because we have an adoptable dog which
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: means the segment is basically like dog tinder you know
• 41:19
  Speaker 8: like we're doing this is awesome if you're looking for
• 41:22
  Speaker 8: a dog what you have our approval jim colbert show
• 41:25
  Speaker 8: approval with.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: This dog this dog's awesome Well.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: They all seem to gravitate towards Jim as well. So
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: is that where Commander's hanging out?
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: No, Kenny has a handful of treats.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: So he's loving Kenny right now. Line those treats up
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: on the desk. Let's see if we can get them
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: on camera.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Kenny, that's not that he doesn't love you as a person,
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: but the treats are a big plus. It helps. I mean,
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I do what I can to make him love me.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: We all do that as well. But he has an
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: interesting story, right? You told us he's been he's with you,
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: but for two months now.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: So he's one of our longer residents. He showed up
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: a little bit over two months ago. And when he
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: showed up, he's got really bad allergies. And so his
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: skin was really scaly, really red, really dry. And so
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: he's been under our medical team's care for the past
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: couple of months getting his fur back.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: And he looks fabulous.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, he looked amazing.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: I mean, I can't believe he's six because he still
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: has the energy of a puppy, but probably without all
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: the bad habits.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, every garbage can he wants to investigate. That's
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: a dog. Other than that, you know, it's all good.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: And everything is a treat to him. He's like, can
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I eat that?
• 42:28
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: Is he good with kids? Is he good with other cats?
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: Is he good with cats, other dogs?
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: He's fine with kids.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: You know, his size and his weight, like little toddlers,
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: he might accidentally knocked him over and not, you know, intentionally.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: But he's fine with other dogs.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: And so if you've got a dog that's looking for
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: a friend, we highly recommend bring them on by the shelter.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: No appointment needed. Yeah. Let's do a meet and greet
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: and see what happens from there.
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: What a great attribute.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: I was going to say, I don't think enough folks
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: know about that.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Like getting along with other dogs is such a great
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: attribute because people sometimes do want a dog like this
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: to keep another dog, maybe lost a dog or something
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: like that. And they want to add a dog to
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: the home. It potty trained the whole nine yards. Everything good.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: And that's, what's great about adopting an adult dog. He's
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: already potty trained. He's got good manners. And you know,
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: He's happy and excited right now, but trust me, he
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: likes to nap.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's awesome. He enjoys his naps.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: And how long have you guys had him?
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: He came in in June, so it's been over two months.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been a little bit about time to get
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: him out of there. Yeah, yeah, let's make that happen.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: So what about the talkback that C. Lane played before
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: Animal House started with the listener? Thank you, John, who
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: called asking about what to do with sheets and towels
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: and blankets that Maybe gently used, but they don't have
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: a use for anymore.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: I'm so glad that they asked that because that is
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: something that we could always use at the shelter. So
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: we can always use bath towels. We can always use blankets.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: And when it comes to sheets, we can use the
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: flat sheets. But not the pillowcases or the fitted.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: If they've got that stuff to donate, please bring it
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: to either one of our shelters. And where are those?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Because that's what he asked specifically where that would be.
• 43:59
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Okay, so our Orlando shelter is off of John Young Parkway.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: It's 4311 South John Young Parkway.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: And then Sanford. It's off of 1792. It's 2800 County
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Home Road.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: So the good one, that first one by the Mall
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: at Millennia, if you're over there by like that Universal area,
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: Kirkman Road, that's easy and accessible to get to, right?
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: So we're pretty much near the intersection where Holden turns
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: into Millennial.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Millennia, sorry. Yeah. Yeah, perfect.
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: So I know with what else is going on at
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: the Pet Alliance, you were saying as well, hard to believe,
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: I know everyone's always surprised when we talk about kitten
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: season but are you still in the midst of kitten
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: season we.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Are still filled with kittens right now it's still going
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: on um and you know we're always speaking of donations
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: we always are in need of canned kitten food and
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: canned cat food the pate kind they don't seem to
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: like the chunky as much or the gravy And.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Look at Jimmy's face. Those picky.
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: They want pate. You had me a gravy.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Like, I can't just ask for canned kitten food. I
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: need to be specific and say pate, please.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: Well, he had me a chunky. And gravy, right?
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: And gravy. I mean, I want to give you all
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: the gravy. All the good things in life. Chunky gravy
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: is my wrestling name. So it works out fine.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: So I know you've got a really big event that's
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: actually coming up in October. And I just learned it's
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: actually your biggest fundraiser of the year.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Yes. So Furball is coming up Saturday, October 24th, and
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: there's still a limited amount of tickets left if people
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: are interested to go. Okay. And that's like Black Tie, right?
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: It is Black Tie.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: It's a very fancy event, and it is so much fun,
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: and it's our largest fundraiser of the year.
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: Don't you think Jim Colbert should go in a tuxedo?
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: My God almighty, with jean shorts.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: That would be great.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're sitting down at dinner. No one would
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: just see the top half of you.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: It's like doing the news.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: They call that the wedding mullet. Where are you going
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: to get those tickets?
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: Just visit our website, PetAllianceOrlando.org, and click on Events, and
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: you'll see where you can purchase the tickets.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Which is great.
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: And you said, like, only 70 tickets left?
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: There's only 70 tickets left. And the event takes place October?
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: 24th. Wow.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Sweet. Where's that held, by the way? It's at the
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Four Seasons over at Walt Disney. Yeah.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: It's fancy.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: You might want to rethink the shorts.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Damn, that's stepping up up. That's stepping up up. I
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: thought you were going to say the Radisson in Altamont.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Which is weird for a tux. I get that. Four
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Seasons is stepping up up. That's awesome, man.
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: Wow, that is nice. And there's silent auction, live auction.
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: The biggest draw to is that we've got a cuddle
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: break lounge. So there'll be puppies and kittens there.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 46:35
  Speaker 8: Come on now, Jim. You were just talking about spooning
• 46:39
  Speaker 8: a dog next to a fireplace. You can't be mad
• 46:42
  Speaker 8: at Cuddle Lounge.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not mad at the Cuddle Lounge. I would be
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: in the Cuddle Lounge. No, it's the biggest attraction.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: Sure, there's a line out the.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Door for the Cuddle Lounge.
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: How many people don't think that every workplace in America,
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: if not school, should have a room where it's a
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: Cuddle Lounge?
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Doesn't Japan do that? Doesn't a big corporation in Japan
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: have a.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: A thing where they walk dogs through the office like
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: on a daily basis and you can hang out with
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: a dog for like 30 minutes or something? I love
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: that you're asking that because we do have a program
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: called Cuddle Breaks where you can have pet alliance puppies
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: come to your office.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 47:16
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: And provide just that. That sounds so traffic-y. It's called
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Cuddle Breaks, and yeah, it's amazing.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: And that's open to any business in Central Florida. Maybe
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: they're doing a team-building exercise, and they're looking for something different.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Dude, that's what you do is you don't even
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: tell anybody you're doing it. Oh. You just get 30
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: puppies delivered to the office and let them run ramshackle
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: through the entire joint. It's just a sea of puppies
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: going through there. It would be badass. Could you imagine?
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: You're just banging out some stupid report again, and next
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: thing you know, you see a sea of mini dachshunds
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: coming at you.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Puppies, yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, don't chew that.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Oh. We already lost a pair of hands. They're never
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: going to hear the end of this. Buddy, I got
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: to tell you, you're a bit expensive for us. Yeah.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Look at him. Look at this face. You forgive him
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: right away. Look at that meatball. Oh, there you go.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: He looked busted when you put him up there first, though.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: He's like, what did I do?
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: He's like, I wasn't over there looking on anything.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: No, not at all.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: That's another thing about him. If you adopt him, get
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: ready for kisses 24-7.
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just lick-chaved you.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: I can hardly see right now. I got slobber everywhere.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: His tongue is like a tie. It's like the bottom
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: of a tie. I've tasted these treats.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, come on.
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: That is dedication to his craft, people.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: Thoughts it needs salt it's a little gotta keep their
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: heart and health good.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: So and all those programs are available at pet alliance
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: orlando.org yes.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah so back to seriousness yes cuddle breaks we can
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: um you can Find out all the information, schedule it
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: if you're interested. It's like a smoke break without cigarettes. Exactly.
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: I mean, think about it. You've got an employee you're
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: ushering to the conference room. They think it's like their
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: worst day of their career. You open the door and
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: it's just 30 puppies.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: Just a bunch of lab puppies.
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: You want to talk about making employee morale go through
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: the roof.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: That would be pretty bad.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, I can imagine. It's the best part of the meeting. Yeah, exactly.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: And again, for the you know because we're subject sometimes
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: to you know the corporate powers that be trying to
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: come up with ways to do team building where can
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: we go what can we do there's just nothing better
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: than baby animals to do it.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: I know where you can do it we've got a
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: meeting room at our new shelter where you can rent
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: the meeting space, and it comes included with a cuddle break. Oh,
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: which is great. Well, you guys are picking this cuddle
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: break thing. I don't know. Well, that way, if your
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: building doesn't allow animals, you can come to us. Yeah, yeah.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: This cuddle break thing is like the thing. We're going
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: to give you the Animal House Deborah Roberts discount.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: There you go. It's your matcha. I like it.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: And I also want to remind folks as well because,
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: you know, we're talking about gas prices going through the
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: roof and grocery prices. So if you or your family
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: are really kind of struggling to make ends meet, Kenny,
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: you guys have a fabulous opportunity A pet food pantry?
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: We do have a pet food pantry. And if anyone
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: out there, if they're struggling right now and if they
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: need food, we do a monthly distribution over in Sanford.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: But you can also, if you reach out to us
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: and let us know you need food or you walk
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: into our Orlando shelter, we're not going to let you
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: leave empty handed.
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: Which is the best thing, right?
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: If we've got it, we will give it to you.
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: And that's just a way of keeping pets in their
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: home instead of people feeling like they have to surrender them.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Exactly. This dog has the most expressive face. Oh, he does.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Because he's got so much skin that when he furrows
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: his brow, I mean, he looks really, really, really pissed.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: But he's not.
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: No.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Kind of like an anime old man.
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: Also, that's also a good spot for your veterinary clinic,
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: which I have used myself in the past.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: Thank you for being such a loyal customer.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: We have low-cost vet care as well, and we've got
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: a clinic in Alifea as well as in Sanford.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: And listen, if you're listening and maybe you have some
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: unopened dog or cat food that you no longer need
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: and it's not opened yet, The Pet Alliance is also
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: a great spot that you'll take.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: That as well, right? We will always take your donations, yes.
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: And all this can be found at PetAllianceOrlando.org?
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: You said that so well. Thank you. Thank you, Kenny.
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: I've been well-trained, well-practiced. That was really good. I'm leaving
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: Jimmy over there to do all the hard work with Commander.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: He's playing with Commander Intrigue, so it's all good. Look
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: at that.
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: Look at him. Show it again, yep.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Look at him.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: He's already done. He's going to be like 11 minutes
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: at the span. Look at him.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Aww.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Showcase.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: He's showing off.
• 51:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he is.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: He's showing.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: He's like, ladies.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: Now, can you see his photo on your website as well?
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: So if they didn't get enough camera time with him,
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: they'll be able to see his picture.
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, his photo is there. It's a really good photo.
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: And I think there's stuff that I posted on our
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: socials already when he got here.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: He checked in right away. Right. Check out our Instagram,
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: our Facebook, and our website to see pictures of this guy.
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: Well, thank you, Kenny.
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: You always do a really good job on keeping me
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: updated when they find their forever homes. We're looking forward
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: to the day when Commander finds his.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: We're going to have a party. Yeah, we are. We
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: need a party.
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: Put your hands together for Kenny and Commander.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: Just give me the idea of what kind of companies
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: do this. Somebody just texted and said Universal Studios does this. Really? Yeah,
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: they bring the puppies in like that.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: They do that.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: So if your company, like Kenny was saying, if you've
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: got a meeting coming up, you're looking for something different
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: to do, something off-site, check out PetAllianceOrlando.org.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Get all of the details there.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: And the cuddle break, man.
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: And the cuddle break. Yeah, that would be awesome.
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they called it a stress relief day. Well, I mean,
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: it is perfect. You can't get any better than puppies
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: and kittens.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: You can't. They just make the day better no matter what.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: They really do.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: They really, really do. So thank you, Kenny. We really
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: appreciate it. Hope Commander finds us forever home really soon.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Me too. Thank you.
• 52:46
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• 52:48
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• 52:50
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• 52:54
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• 52:56
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• 52:57
  Speaker 5: Glenn is going to handle your case. He's not going
• 52:59
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• 53:02
  Speaker 5: to handle it so much so he's going to give
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: you his personal cell phone number and then pick it
• 53:05
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• 53:08
  Speaker 5: year after year he's voted super lawyer and legal elite.
• 53:11
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• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Look at that face. I know.
• 53:14
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• 53:16
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• 53:18
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• 53:20
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• 53:29
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• 53:29
  Speaker 2: Text us at 77031. Back in a sec with Scott
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Maxwell from the Orlando Sentinel. Welcome back to the Jim
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Colbert Show, Roll Radio 104.1. Thanks for tuning in. We
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: appreciate that as we do every day.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: I'm Jim.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Deb is there.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: Hello.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Sealing.
• 53:55
  Speaker 13: Hey.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: And Ross every day.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: Every Wednesday around this time, we invite this gentleman to
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: drop by and kind of talk about what he's writing about.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: He writes for the Orlando Sentinel. You can read his
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: columns Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays. Guys, good and loud for Mr.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Scott Maxwell.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: What do you say?
• 54:10
  Speaker 14: From his head to his feet sizzling hot like an
• 54:13
  Speaker 14: asphalt street dripping to the swag of an orlando sentinel
• 54:18
  Speaker 14: beat beat beat ladies and gentlemen columnist scott oh my
• 54:26
  Speaker 14: god it's like it's like david steel did that for.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: You how's it going buddy how you doing It is
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: doing great.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: It is good to see all of you, especially C-Lane.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you know this, Jim. He doesn't
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: write as much.
• 54:40
  Speaker 11: Anymore, but one of my most loyal correspondents used to
• 54:44
  Speaker 11: be B-Lane.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: That's true. My dad used to write to Scott a lot.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Did he really? Oh, that's crazy.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: Did I know that? That's awesome.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Big fan.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: In fact, I have worked in this building... For about
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: 18 years next month, I think. I've been doing radio
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: for a long time, and my dad has never been
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: more impressed than when we did a whole show with
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Scott Maxwell. He said, Scott Maxwell was in there with
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: you the whole day?
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: I was like, Dad! The same Scott Maxwell, right? The
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Jeopardy guy? Same guy, right? I think this was pre-Jeopardy. Oh, God,
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: that is a problem. No, I would say that in
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: his defense, he used to write a lot. I haven't
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: heard as much from him in recent years. I mean, candidly,
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: my crap gets old. I mean, I can't really fault
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: him for that. Scott is a columnist for the Orlando Central, award-winning,
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: by the way. Multiple award-winning. What was the last one
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: you won? What was this last one you just took down?
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: What was it?
• 55:40
  Speaker 11: I think I was a runner-up in the Society of
• 55:44
  Speaker 11: Professional Journalists.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: But the big one was.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. I like to be so embarrassed by
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: his own success.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: I have a question for you, Scott.
• 55:55
  Speaker 8: When it comes to awards going to journalists, what is
• 55:58
  Speaker 8: the number one priority that makes a journalist good instead
• 56:03
  Speaker 8: of great or vice versa? Like, is it the impact
• 56:06
  Speaker 8: that they that their work has made or is it
• 56:09
  Speaker 8: the actual writing?
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: Look at that grammar. Look at that word choices. And
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: the top of that hill is a Pulitzer, right?
• 56:17
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: And really, Ross, I think the number one answer is
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: it's pulling chicks.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:22
  Speaker 8: I know it can't be from using words like word choices.
• 56:25
  Speaker 8: It wasn't word choices, Scott?
• 56:29
  Speaker 11: I cannot think of a less sexy occupation than newspaper people.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: That's why I said that. It's the ass. That's what
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: it is.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Is it impact or is it the actual writing itself?
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: It can absolutely be both.
• 56:44
  Speaker 11: It can be the writing because people can, I think,
• 56:47
  Speaker 11: write a passionate or a funny column. And in fact,
• 56:50
  Speaker 11: this year, the national contest I won, one of the
• 56:55
  Speaker 11: three pieces was not not all that serious.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: One of them was about wages.
• 56:59
  Speaker 11: I can't remember what one was, but one was just
• 57:01
  Speaker 11: be riffing on Orlando's history and how messed up it
• 57:05
  Speaker 11: is and why anybody would want to live here.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: It was just sort of a comedy piece. So it
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: can be all those kind of things.
• 57:11
  Speaker 11: But there are some people who get awards specifically for
• 57:15
  Speaker 11: what they have accomplished. And the best example in recent memory,
• 57:18
  Speaker 11: I can think of that, is the Miami Herald journalist,
• 57:21
  Speaker 11: Julie K. Brown, who, I mean, she was writing about
• 57:25
  Speaker 11: Epstein's 20 years now. I mean, everybody talks about Epstein,
• 57:29
  Speaker 11: but do not forget this story. The reason it happened
• 57:32
  Speaker 11: was because it happened in Florida. The guy got a
• 57:35
  Speaker 11: sweetheart deal and that thing was put out to pasture.
• 57:37
  Speaker 11: Nobody wanted to talk about it. And Julie K. Brown
• 57:41
  Speaker 11: from the Miami Herald. started getting together with all the victims.
• 57:45
  Speaker 11: She started tracing down some of the people, the groomers
• 57:48
  Speaker 11: that he was using and said, there's no reason this
• 57:50
  Speaker 11: guy should have gotten off scot-free. So she started this
• 57:54
  Speaker 11: 20 years ago. It took until this past year for
• 57:57
  Speaker 11: the Pulitzers basically to say, you know what, you deserve
• 58:00
  Speaker 11: a reward because this guy wouldn't be where he is.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: The truth wouldn't have been told.
• 58:05
  Speaker 11: And coincidentally, I'm doing an event with Julie Brown next
• 58:08
  Speaker 11: month for the First Amendment Foundation. She and I are
• 58:11
  Speaker 11: going to talk about the Her career and also just
• 58:14
  Speaker 11: the freedom of.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: The press and stuff like that.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: So why would you be talking about the freedom of
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: the press? I mean, there's nothing really pressuring it.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, there is.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a little something for sure. Well, we are
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: in a weird time.
• 58:26
  Speaker 11: I mean, I think, Jim, it was just last week
• 58:28
  Speaker 11: or two weeks ago when I mentioned that the reporter
• 58:32
  Speaker 11: from WKMG asked the attorney general about Hope, Florida, and
• 58:36
  Speaker 11: the attorney general of Florida threatened to arrest him for
• 58:41
  Speaker 11: asking the question. I mean, there's a day when if
• 58:43
  Speaker 11: I told you a story like that, you would have said,
• 58:45
  Speaker 11: get the fuck out of here.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: That's not happening in the United States.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Trump's sicking the FCC on Kristen Welker? Yeah, it's a
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: little bit of that out there.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe a little bit.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 58:57
  Speaker 11: I mean, I think we've almost gotten past it, like
• 59:00
  Speaker 11: with the court of public opinion. I think we've almost
• 59:02
  Speaker 11: come full circle and that like our readers are like, oh, no,
• 59:07
  Speaker 11: we need you.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we need you.
• 59:09
  Speaker 11: And forget people. I say this a million times for people.
• 59:12
  Speaker 11: Forget people screaming about Trump. Everybody's screaming about Trump.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 59:16
  Speaker 11: You don't have many other people who are going to
• 59:17
  Speaker 11: be talking about what's going on with a zoning issue,
• 59:20
  Speaker 11: but whether a Walmart's coming in.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: The neighborhood, the local newspaper. I mean, God knows.
• 59:25
  Speaker 11: I think I've written more pieces on hotel taxes in
• 59:28
  Speaker 11: the convention center than anybody wants to read. But there
• 59:31
  Speaker 11: aren't a lot of a whole lot of other folks
• 59:32
  Speaker 11: doing that kind of stuff. And you better believe it
• 59:34
  Speaker 11: has an impact on your wallet and your tax bill
• 59:36
  Speaker 11: and everything.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: They just announced a data center in my hometown up
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: in Putnam County near Palatka.
• 59:42
  Speaker 14: Really?
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, right.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: Well, think about it.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: It's rural.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: There's nothing there. I mean, theoretically, you go in there
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: and build something that would be gigantic and nobody would
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: really know. There's really nothing in town. You could go
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: two or three miles just outside the dead center of
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: the city and be in pasture land. But let me
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: tell you, the blowback was immediate. Like, I mean, even
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: from a rural town like that that could use some
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: economic help, they were– I mean, it was just overwhelmingly nope, nope, nope, nope,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: not here.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 11: And those are the communities that have been most preyed
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 11: upon so far. They've gone into these communities that don't
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 11: have any really other industry going on, and they've said,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 11: you know, we are going to bring an infusion of
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 11: money like you have never seen before. And it's been,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 11: I think, rural places in like Texas. And I guess
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 11: up in Palatka. And they've said, we're going to come
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 11: in and do it. And then they're not there long
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 11: before they realize they got water issues. They got power issues.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 11: They got all sorts of other issues. And when you
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 11: talk about that unanimous nope, this does seem to be
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 11: a bipartisan unanimous nope. And my tip for your listeners
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 11: is when you see a candidate who's being bankrolled by
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 11: power companies, that's data. That's a data center. There's not
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 11: a company called Big Data Center Inc. There's not going
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 11: to be that donation. It's going to be FPNL. It's
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 11: going to be Duke Energy. They are basically the laundering
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 11: operations for that because they're the ones who make bank
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 11: when something like that comes to town.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: And the other thing, too, when they're selling, and you
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: can correct me if I'm wrong here, Scott, because I
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: only have a glancing knowledge of this. But one of
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: the other things I think that's kind of gassing a
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: few of these communities is they say, hey, we're going
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: to bring all these jobs, bring all these jobs. But
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: the jobs were just to build the initial center, right?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, do the centers require a lot of high-powered
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: jobs to keep them running? That's the real thing they
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: need to be telling people. Like, yeah, there may be
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: 400 or 500 people here building the center. But when
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: it's said and done and it's online, I think, what
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: is it, 50 or 80 people or something? Remember one
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: of these things? Maybe not even that many.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 11: I don't know the exact number, but to your point,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 11: it's a blip. Now, is it going to be a
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 11: big deal in Palatka, a bigger deal in Palatka for
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 11: even if it's 150.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: People to come in? Probably.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 11: But yeah, long time, that is not changing your economy.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 11: It's not raising your median wages that much. And I
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 11: don't think we have a handle on this stuff. We're
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 11: still chasing this down, but I had a guy who
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 11: I know and trust tell me that he saw a
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 11: permit Excuse me, an application for a center down in
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 11: Yeehaw Junction.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: And you may know Yeehaw Junction.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 11: It feels like you're driven halfway to Miami, but you're
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 11: still in Osceola County when you get there. And he
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 11: said he saw plans for a seven million square foot
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 11: building there.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's going to pay for a lot of billboards.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: Scott is going to pay for a lot more billboards
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: for Yeehaw Junction. That will be.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 11: And I got to imagine if you're down in Yeehaw Junction,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 11: that's probably going to be a big deal. I don't
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 11: know what's going to happen. I don't even know who's
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 11: behind that one. But yeah, this is the issue. And
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 11: I would say as much as anybody, it's been interesting
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 11: watching Byron Donalds. Because very early, not only was not
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 11: against it, he was like, I'm the big data guy.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 11: Big data is going to bring all sorts of jobs.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 11: And if you want big data, you want me. And
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 11: then his consultants were like, nobody likes big data.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: Nobody likes that. Byron, you need to run away from that.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: I'm your data daddy. I'm anti big data. Except when
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: you see who gave him his money.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 11: And I think he's come back to being like. I'm
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 11: cautious big data. I think that's where he's landed.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 8: Jim, you said that there's a data center happening in
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 8: where you are from. There's a lot of blowback. Is
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 8: it still going to happen, though?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so. I think the commission passed it. Like,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: it's coming. I don't know that there's a whole lot
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: you can do about it after that. I mean, you know, again,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: when you're on a city commission and your job is
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: to try to make the town or municipality in which
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: you run, you know, prosper... Uh, especially if you're in
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: a town that's run by two major companies, one's Walmart
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: and the other one is a Georgia Pacific paper mill.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: And other than that, you work for the County, you know, they,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: you know, I could see them making that decision. Now, again,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: this is just a Facebook post I read today, which
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: is a blurb. I only went through it one time
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: as I was getting ready to this morning. So I
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: need to do a little more research on it, but
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: the blowback was like pretty quick. The post that hadn't
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: been up that much. And there was already a hundred
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: comments from a small town like that.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 11: Well, And this is part of why I got into
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 11: local journalism and why I was not interested in going
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 11: to D.C. or New York, because I think the politics
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 11: of local government is a lot more interesting and a
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 11: lot more corruptible. Because really, when a big company comes in,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 11: a county commission usually has like five members on it.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, so let's do the math on five. All
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: you got to get is three.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 11: So it's like three dinners at a steakhouse to get
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 11: yourself a couple of thousand dollars checks.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: In a rural county. I'm not saying that's what's happened
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: in Palatka.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 11: I don't know the details, but it's a lot easier
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 11: for a big company to have its way with a
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 11: couple of local yokel officials than it is to 435
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 11: members of Congress.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, 100%. What'd you write about today?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 11: So I wrote about ads, and I think that most
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 11: people would tell you that they get sick Of seeing
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 11: campaign ads. But if you're not sick of them yet,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 11: you'll be sick of them by November.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: You know, I've got to tell you, Scott, seeing them
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: on TV, it bothers me a little bit. But where
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: I really like them is when they get sent to
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: my phone. That's when I really pay attention, is when
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: they bombard my phone with messages and polling. That's my
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: favorite part of campaign season.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: I'm wondering if you're maybe not being completely sincere. It's
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: a nice break from all the tree trimmers that have
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: been just constantly sliding into my text messages all week.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: Tree trimmers galore.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, same thing.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 11: I got to tell you, I've never in my life
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 11: gotten a tree trimming text, so I don't know what
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 11: that means.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: Is your name on the mortgage? Yeah. Actually, it's in
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: a trust.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 8: I keep getting text messages over a tax deadline, but
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 8: that's because I haven't done it yet.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, buddy. Yeah, that'll bite you in the rear, too.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 11: So everybody gets sick of seeing ads, especially when they
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 11: get repetitive. But one of the things I think that
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 11: really surprises a lot of Floridians is that in Florida,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 11: you are helping pay for those ads.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: Taxpayers....
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 11: Help fund ads because Florida has a program that's basically
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 11: what Jeb Bush once labeled as welfare for politicians, where,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 11: for instance, Four years ago, Ron DeSantis collected $ 7 million
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 11: of public money. That's a lot of money. He'd already
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 11: been the biggest fundraiser in the history of the Florida's
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 11: governor's race. It's $ 200 million he took from big businesses,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 11: but he also used $ 7 million of tax dollars to
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 11: run ads and run his campaign. And that's because we
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 11: got a pretty whacked out system in the state for
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 11: public finance.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, and that's a bipartisan thing too, right?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a politician thing. It's not even like
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: a party issue, right?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 11: In fact, right now, David Jolly, the Democrat, has taken
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 11: more public money to run his ads this campaign than
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 11: Byron Donald. this is a story of warped intentions because
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 11: about 20 years ago in 1998, voters were asked if
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 11: they wanted to get big money out of politics.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: And I think everybody would say, yeah, you would rat.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 11: You would rather have a, like nobody cares if your
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 11: neighbor gives 250 bucks to a candidate. That's what democracy
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 11: is supposed to be all about. What you get concerned
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 11: about is when big data center Inc is given $ 10
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 11: million or a billionaire from, you know, Chicago is trying
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 11: to buy the Florida's governor's mansion. So in 1998 voters
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 11: pass an amendment, that basically said you can qualify for
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 11: public financing as long as you limit your total spending
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 11: for governor to a couple million bucks, and we're only
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 11: going to match contributions from individuals, real people, of $ 250
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 11: or less. That sounds decent. I mean, that was widely
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 11: voted for. People were like, that's okay. They're basically like, yeah,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 11: we will spend a couple million dollars in tax dollars
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 11: to try to get all the big money out. Well,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 11: then the Citizens United, which I know Ross has had
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 11: some interest in before, came along and basically said you
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 11: can't put restrictions on what candidates can take. So what
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 11: they did was they left the rule in place and
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 11: you now have to keep those limits. You can only
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 11: spend a few million dollars on your official state account,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 11: but you can have a separate committee.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 15: Right.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 11: That takes $ 100 or $ 200 million. You can get checks
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 11: as big, unlimited, and Byron Donalds, for instance, has taken
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 11: actual checks of $ 10 million this go-round, but he's still
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 11: getting taxpayer matching money for every $ 250.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, it doesn't cut you. Just because you get
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: private donations does not stop the donation. I mean, it
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: should be one or the other, or go to what
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: you said originally. It should be one of the two.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 11: And theoretically, the idea was also to help David versus Goliath.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 11: You know, if somebody is going to take one hundred
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 11: million dollars from big corporations, taxpayers say, you know, we're
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 11: going to give you a few bucks to compete. Well, instead,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 11: the way it works in Florida most of the time
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 11: is the front runner also gets most of the money.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 11: So and one of the sort of most whacked out
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 11: examples was four years ago, Ashley Moody and Jimmy Petronas,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 11: they were running for CFO. They were running against absolute nobodies.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 11: I mean, an empty beer can would have been better
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 11: known than who they were running into. They had raised
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 11: 20 times as much money as their opponents, and they
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 11: still got a half million dollars in taxes, tax money
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 11: to run their campaign, which sort of flies in the
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 11: face of what this was supposed to do.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Great column, by the way. I read it
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: this morning early.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: It's very, very good.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: If you want to check it out, OrlandoSentinel.com. Wednesdays, Thursdays,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: and Sundays, that's when you can read Scott's columns.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: They're awesome.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: That's why he wins all the great awards. You guys,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: good and loud for Mr.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: Scott Maxwell. Yeah!
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: That's the data we need.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: Have a good one, big dog. We'll see you soon.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: Talk to you soon. Take care. You got it, buddy.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: All right, 407-916-1041.
• 1:09:23
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• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: of the Jim Colbert Show.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: You are a wonderful guest today, C-Lane. So, Ross, I'm
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: actually pretty proud of you to get into some woodworking.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: And to be honest, it's a lot like cooking.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: It's not as hard as a lot of people may think. And,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: you know, if something's not fitting right, if it's too hard,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: if it's a little tight, if it's starting to hurt
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: a little bit, you know, just slow down, change the pace,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: that good stuff. But, Jimmy, speaking of woodworking, what do
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: carpenters normally do at parties? well jimmy we sure get
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: down but then we always raise the roof.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 20: Caught you guys talking about tools a level you don't
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 20: need a level there's an app for that certain measuring
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 20: things don't need a ruler or tape there's an app
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 20: for that all that little tiny silly stuff that you
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 20: use to do projects half the time guess what.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: There's an app for that.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: Hi, welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show, Real Radio 104.1.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: I am Jim, Deb Seelane, and Ross are here as well.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Football season starts tonight, guys.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: I've got to set my lineup. Are you a football guy, Seelane?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: I try to do fantasy once in a while to
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: kind of keep myself abreast of what's going on.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Are you a pile-up on Sunday and watch your favorite
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: team kind of guy?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 6: His wife is the happiest woman in Central Florida.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: This is the season where there are widows. Yeah, football
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: widows happen right now. Ross, I know you're a big
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: soccer fan. I'm a sports fanatic. I'm a fan of
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: the badge.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 8: I don't have necessarily an NFL team because I know
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 8: what it's like to support a team and have your
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 8: heart and mood determined by it.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: A team's outcome. But you have three choices in Florida.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, you are really destined to either be a
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Tampa or Miami fan. I mean, you lived straight across
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: from Miami in Naples for years.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 8: Oh, watch me zig instead of zag, because out of
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 8: the three Florida teams, I tend to like Jacksonville.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: Jacksonville, yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: I had thought at one point about changing my allegiance,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: and I know that's a big, big deal in the
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: world of professional sports, is when you leave a team
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: because you're just sick and tired of the team, the ownership,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: the whatever.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 10: Sure.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: And I've been a Bucs fan since I was a kid.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Since the orange creamsicle jerseys, I've always just pulled for
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: the Bucs. They were right there. They were always the underdogs.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: I like pulling for the underdogs. But, man, recently, Jacksonville
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: has been very attractive to kind of make. It seems
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: like it's more fun. I don't know why.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Is this year the year that they're playing in Orlando?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: Or is it next year? Next year.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, next year.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Or is it just because of the way you say Jaguars?
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jaguar.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: I can't wait.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 8: For NFL football to be here in Orlando for one year,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 8: it's going to be like a year that like, I,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 8: I can already tell when I'm 85, I'll tell young people.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. Yeah.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: When the Jags were here.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: The reason I bring football up is a football of
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: course is everywhere right now. This is the season, whether
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: it be high school football, college football, a first full weekend,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: I think it was last weekend.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: Um, and, uh, this was an interesting story as well.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: This is a football coach here in Florida. His name
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: is Dan Neboer. And he was actually hired away from
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: Jason Witten's Liberty Christian Squad in March to lead the Lely, L-E-L-Y, Florida.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Anybody have any idea where Lely, Florida is?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: Never even heard about it. It sounds like southwest. Yeah,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: Collier County is Tampa, southwest, like Naples. Yeah, Naples. Yeah,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: that's where it is, down in that area there. He's
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: been fired. Lely? Is it Lely? Lely.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been fired. All right. Now, usually
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: when you get fired as a football coach, what's happening?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, it could be the team's losing or
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: you've had some proclivities outside of the locker room.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: Didn't have any bad stuff happen. His team is not
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: having the best year. They started off 0-3, right? And
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: that happens, right? You can start off 0-3, still make
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: a comeback, and have a great season. They did not
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: believe that he could do that. Let me ask you
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: guys one by one. What do you think the total
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: scores were added up for the first three games? 150 points.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: To what? I mean, what do you think?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Zero.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you think it's 150 to zero? What do
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: you think, Ross? I'll go 120 to 24. Or 120
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: to 124 over a three-game period. Say you, C. Lane.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Just 100 to about three.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: It was 166 to zero.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 15: Ew.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: His football team allowed 166 points over three games and did.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: Not score one point. Not even a field goal. Not
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: even a nothing. Not even an accidental point. They didn't
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: even get one for getting wiped out. The Lely Trojans.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: This is crazy that we're talking about Lely. It's always
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: weird when all of a sudden your hometown pops up
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: into the news. Is that your hometown? Naples, yeah. Southwest Florida.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: I played against their golf team.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait, really?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I know their old basketball coach.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: Is it a small school? It's got to be, right?
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Like a 2-3-A school or whatever?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and it's not one of the more beloved or celebrated,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 8: but if you went to Lely, then you were definitely pro-Lely.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, the population of Lely, Florida, 3,694? 3,600 people
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: in 2020.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Whatever!
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: You can barely field a football team.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: That's half the county.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: At the down.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 8: And then there's, I think, like a Mockley. I think
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 8: there's an Mockley in there as well.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: That's also pretty small. Yeah, I just thought that was
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: kind of funny. 166-0. I've never seen a score like
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: that before. That's like basketball stuff.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 8: Well, and also just looking into the story a little
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 8: bit more, I think it's his first three games ever.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 10: Is it?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: It may be. I mean, they said he was coaching
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: somewhere else.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Was it?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: It was his first three with this team. With this team, right?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: And he was hired away from somewhere to come do this.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 8: Someone may have lied on a resume because Yeah, you
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 8: got wrong.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: 407-916-1041.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: Text us 77031. Australia is making a move. And I
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: think we can all agree that social media is one
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: of these things that, you know, cat's out of the bag.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: You're not going to maybe put it back in there.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: But we're trying to find out ways to kind of
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: maybe have it have a smaller impact on our younger communities.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: Would you agree with that?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Australia is making a move. I'll tell you what that
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: is next. All right, welcome back to the Jim Culver Show,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: Real Radio 104.1. I am Jim, Deb, and C-Lane and
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: Ross are here as well. Chase Padgett coming up in
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: the next segment. He's got a big show coming up.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: Speaking of big shows, Suds, Pups, and Pints will be
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: September 26th. Guys, that's just a couple weekends away. Just
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: a couple weekends away for one of our biggest events,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: downtown Mount Dora. It is our Celebrity Dog Washing event.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: A lot of cool stuff going on. We understand football
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: is going to be there. We're going to have a
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: giant screen for that. Oh, yeah.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: We're going to have an LED truck with some cornhole
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: games going on. We're going to have Jimmy in a
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: dunk tank.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 5: I want to thank Ian Musig with the Tampa Bay
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 5: Brewing Company along with Paul Ushko with Cascades Inn. They've
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: donated a couple of items for our silent auction.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's awesome.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: If you'd like to do the same, please feel free
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: to email me at deb at realradio.fm. But we're going
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: to have the foaming beer mug that the kids like
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: to play in.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: This thing is so much fun.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 12: It is.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: It's a great family afternoon.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: It really is absolutely free of charge, by the way.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Yep. 3 to 6 p.m.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: Saturday, September 26th in beautiful Sunset Park in downtown Mount Dora.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: Hope to see you there, man. Going to be a
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: lot of fun to raise some money. Going to be
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: in the dunk tank for at least an hour or so.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Trying to raise as much as possible. And 100% of
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: the proceeds go straight to.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: The Humane Society of Lake County celebrating their 50th year
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: as a no-kill shelter.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope to see you there, guys. It's going
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: to be a lot of fun. The giant foaming beer
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: mug can pretty much babysit your kids.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, without a doubt. It was the phenomenon of the day. Like,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: I remember them going, they're going to get it.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: I'm like, well... Why?
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: I don't understand. Why would you get a giant foaming
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: beer mug? And, man, when you walk up and you
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: see that thing and every child within a mile is
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: frolicking around and the suds that thing is spitting out,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: it's the greatest thing ever. They love it.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: So this year we'll even consider an extra charge that
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: while we clean your dog, we'll hose down your child.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, very nice.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 6: You're going to want to hose them down before they
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 6: get here.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: Again, that's September 26th, 3 until 6, right there in
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: downtown Mount Dora.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: Hope to see you. It is a free event. Just
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: come on down and have a good time with us.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: It's a blast.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: And bring your dog.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, bring your dog. It's meant to be a family event.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: Thanks to Glenn Klausman, our presenting sponsor. And, of course,
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: the LED truck showing college football is courtesy of Guinness
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: Book of Records.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 10: Beer.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks, guys.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: Appreciate that so much. Man, I've got to tell you,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: every time I go to this thing, see, Lane, I
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: know you probably drank a lot of this beer because
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: you played a lot of places that serve this beer,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: and I never buy it out, but every time I love,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: I like Harp. Man, I think to me it's one
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: of the underrated lagers, and I remember when Guinness was
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: there last year, and they said, yeah, it's Guinness and Harp,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, man, I haven't had a Harp in
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: a while. I must have drank seven that day. No way.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: It was so good. I'm serious.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: It was so good.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 3: Have you had i've had heart before i i really
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: enjoy guinness yeah i like um especially the colder that
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: i can i can have it like the coldest possible
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: guinness is um it's the only thing that i can chug.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: Oh dude it is so chuggable yeah that's why because
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: it doesn't have a lot of carbonation in it, does it? No,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: they push it through the lines with nitrogen.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: The funny thing is, I don't like it cold. I
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: like it a little bit warmer. I like it room temperature.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: I think it has better flavor.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: There are some overseas, it would be a lot more
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: common to have warmer Guinness.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: But we'll have cold Guinness for you if you join
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: us on Saturday, September 26th.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: Leave my kid in the beer foam. Oh, my God,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: he would lose his mind, for real. Stay there. I'm
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: splitting the G.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: So I was telling you guys about Australia making a
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: move on social media. Have you seen the story by
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: any chance?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: Well, I know that they keep making digital news.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 8: They just, like, banned AI songs from charting in their country.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: It's been a while that they are really stepping up.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: I agree with you. I've seen a number of these
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: stories where they have been really militant about kind of
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: handling this type of information for their audience. uh for
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: the people who live in the you know.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 8: In australia isn't it always weird when countries make news
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 8: and they're like yeah they just stop doing that and
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 8: you're like oh wait you could do.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: That yeah yeah you can do it if you have
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: the power you can do.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: It yeah it's very easy to forget that like no
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: you can make things happen we could learn something from
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: those guys because i mean this is uh this is
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: what they're doing australian social media users will be giving
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: a choice to opt out of algorithms under the proposed
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: laws announced by government on Tuesday, which means that the
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: people who provide the social media platforms, whether it be Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, X,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: whatever the case may be, they have to be able
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: to opt out of the algorithm so that the people
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: can go on their own phones and discover their own
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: algorithm just by going to the stuff they like and
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: not be pitched anything.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: Does that mean that initially, if I were to opt
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: out of the algorithm, that I log into Facebook and
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: I'm literally just seeing the newest posts Followed by the
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: second newest post, and then, and then, and then.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: That's what I assumed it was. Chronological order.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 10: Maybe.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: See, with Facebook, it would be way weirder for me,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: because Facebook doesn't really do that to me, because it's
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: people primarily.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: It's not the subject.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: Where you go on X or Instagram, it's giving you things.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: It's giving you things that circle around a certain topic
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: or a certain event.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: But even for whatever reason, the people that I follow
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: on Facebook, like I'm logging into mine just to see
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: if I can back myself up here.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: But.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: I'll see posts from people that are a couple days old.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: higher in the feed than some of the newer stuff.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah is it because they're your friend or something or.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: Well and but they're the list of my friends yeah
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: yeah i don't see i mean a lot of strangers
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: on facebook right yeah often yeah yeah oh i miss
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: the chronological fees yeah yeah those were good days you
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: don't know what's good until it's gone yeah that was
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: when that was the way we would advertise stuff like
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: when i was playing you know playing gigs and things
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: i would post about them in hopes that People would
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: see them on their Facebook feed that night or that
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: afternoon when they were planning that night and go, all right,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: here's an option for what I could do later.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the other thing, too, is I don't know
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: if this also stops that thing. Well, obviously it does
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: because that's what the algorithm is. Let's say you're going
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: through your feed and you see a video you think
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: is interesting. I like poker and golf stuff, so there's
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: a lot of poker and golf stuff on my feed.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: And if you stop and watch one of those videos
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: you're about to get, every third video is going to
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: be that subject matter. I think that's what they're also
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: cutting off. In case you stumble across a video that
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: shows somebody getting shot in the face or something, they're
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: going to deliver you more shooting in the face stuff.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: It's the number one reason I use incognito mode on
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: Google is if I want to click a link because
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: I'm curious about a thing, but I don't want that
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: thing to take over my feed for the.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: Next week or two. Right, and you have to just
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: do that whole thing where you rip through your feed
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: super fast for a few minutes and it kind of
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: almost erases it. It's like turning the Etch-A-Sketch over. Is
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: that what you're doing? Is that what you do?
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: I've never heard of that theory. Oh, so if you're
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: going through there and it shows you something you don't
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: want to see, right? You just start streaking. And then
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: if you go again and it shows you another video
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: like that, all you have to do, this is what
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: I've learned, this is the old band way to do it,
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: is I just start strolling really, really fast. And then
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: when I go back, when I stop, it doesn't show
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: me that stuff anymore. I think you could click.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: The little three dots in the corner and be like,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: don't show me this for a while.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: But I like doing more exercise.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: He goes the Wheel of Fortune route. Yeah, it says here,
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  Speaker 2: we'll require social media platforms to provide user empowerment tools
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 2: to give people over the age of 16 genuine and
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: enduring choice about what they see in their feeds. I
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: think they say over 16 because I think... Isn't Australia
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: one of the countries that shut it down? I believe so.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: Under a certain age, you don't have access to it
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: at all. I am kind of invested on what happens
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: from here because that's the billion-dollar formula is now these
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: new algorithms and the fact that a country is trying
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: to walk in to any of these massive companies now
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: with Instagram and Meta and all of the big ones, Snapchat,
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: that they're going to determine... Their business, that.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 8: Bajillion-dollar addictive substance that is everyone's feed?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what the population of Australia is
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: comparatively to other countries that would have considerably more users
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: because a lot of Australia is very rural, right? I mean,
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: it's only the coastal areas that get super populous, I believe.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: What do they call it, the bush areas?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the bush.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: What about the bush? Yeah, I mean, the lower part
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: is like a wasteland. So I don't know how many–
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: I think maybe that's why because they don't really– it
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: doesn't represent a giant amount of people like it does
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: in the U.S. where I think maybe like there's 120
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: million users for certain of those apps and some of
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: them are more. I think TikTok puts 180 million users
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: in the U.S. So like we're all applauding Australia with this, right?
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: I think so. It's safe to say. Yeah. Yes, I
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: think it's smart.
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  Speaker 8: Imagine– If that rule, that law got implemented here, I
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 8: just don't see it happening. I don't think our government
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 8: could move. fast enough to implement this.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 2: Not even close.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 8: Not only that, I think it, people would scream like
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 8: government overreach.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: Would they really be? We, we regulate stuff like that.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: I mean, we have regulate movies. I mean, you know, you,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: you can't be, you, you know, you can't go in
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: and theoretically you can't go into a rated R movie
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: as a 14 year old. Yeah. So we do that.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: But what I'm saying is the law was passed. They
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: created the legislation to do it. Whether or not you
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: adhere to that is another question.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 8: And the end result is high schoolers still saw the
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 8: Charlie Kirk footage.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, 100% high schoolers saw the Charlie Kirk footage. Multiple shots,
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: three cameras shoot. I send it to them.
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  Speaker 8: That's the whole issue for me is that, okay, this
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 8: is something that I think the average person listening would
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 8: be like, yeah, I'm on board.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: Let's kind of regulate this. But the end result is going, no, no, no,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: you can't.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 8: The government can't step into a company and determine that
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 8: bajillion dollar algorithm thing. Like, I just I think they're
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 8: too powerful. Yeah, I think they are more powerful than
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 8: the federal government. Their lobby is very powerful, but they
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 8: are not more powerful than the federal government. Why do
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 8: you think everybody is genuflecting to Trump now? Because he
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 8: knows he has the power to use the government tools
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 8: to make their life complete hell.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: Tax audits. I mean, you can name a billion ways
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: that the federal government can make your life complete misery.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: And I don't care how big your industry is.
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  Speaker 8: I just come from the reason why I say that
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 8: is I go money is power. And I'll never forget
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 8: the day that I found out that there are multiple
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 8: companies that have more money than the United States.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: Money is power.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 3: There's no question, buddy.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: But I got to tell you, it would be five
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: seconds of Elon Musk's likes if they canceled the SpaceX contracts,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 2: if our government or our entire country canceled Starlink contracts.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: There is a way to put pressure. That's why the
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: tariff thing is such a big deal now. That's what
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: that is. That's using government power to pressure people to
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: get what you want, and they do that quite well.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 2: We're the number one spender on planet Earth. I look
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: at it and go, yes, sure.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 8: If NASA pulled out Elon and all that, I think
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 8: Elon used his power to get those government contracts. Without question,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 8: because he's the one he's the biggest donor. I don't
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 8: think the government would do that if it was by itself.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 8: It's not acting for the best, better part of our interests.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 8: It's acting on Elon.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, but two hundred fifty to three hundred million dollars
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: in the last presidential election. You could make the argument
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: that Elon Musk got him elected. That's why I'm saying
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: Elon is more powerful than the government. That's my point.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: But this is the frog in the scorpion because once
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: he's in power, then he could turn, like he almost
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: did because of the statement that he made, he could
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: turn that power of the government right on you and
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 2: blank your life completely up. That's why you're seeing these
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: giant companies genuflect because they don't want to deal with
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: him behind the scenes. Whether it be a regulation they
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: put on him, whether he audits their taxes, whether he
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: stops imports or exports of their product, all of that
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: can happen with the sign of a pen, bub. He
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: can literally shut your company down by saying you can't
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: export that product anymore or they can't export a product
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: in that you need to make your product.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: Just like that.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 14: Boom.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 3: Just like that.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 8: And with that said, that's why nothing will happen. Like,
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 8: I don't think there will be any black and white...
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 8: No reckoning? I mean, even like the last one with
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 8: the settlement that Facebook just came out, it's also up
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 8: to the states on whether or not we take in
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 8: the settlement. If you're in the state of Florida, we're
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 8: not benefiting from that settlement.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right. So, like.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: I have had to swallow my pride too many times
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: to go, oh, God, accountability is such a spectrum. And
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: I know I have my definition. But, yeah, I have
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 2: no problem saying that there are corporations that have more
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: money than what the White House has. It says that
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: it gives users choice and will hold big tech companies
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: responsible for inaction. If they don't follow our laws, they
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: will face significant penalties.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: That's what the government is saying.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: Penalties under the proposed digital duty of care legislation could
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: be as high as how much uh per faction per
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: per uh accident per situation i mean they mean business
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: obviously they're trying to penalize these people so in other
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: words it's going to be a gigantic number because they
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: want them to adhere to this rule quickly 78 million dollars.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: That's the penalty. Per incident?
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: It says here that they will face significant fines if
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: they don't follow the laws. Big tech companies responsible for inaction. So,
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: in other words, if they don't make the system, you know, foolproof,
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: in other words, they say, look, you click on this button,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: your algorithm is shut down. If they find that that's
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: a bypassable scenario and they didn't take all precautions to
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: make that happen, theoretically, they could hit them with a
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: $ 78 million fine. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Text us 77031. Our buddy Chase Padgett dropping by for
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• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: We'll do that next. Soul man here. The thing I
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 3: hate most about Facebook is how it defaults to most relevant.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: The most relevant comments. So stupid. To whom? Just give
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: me all of them.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: I should at least be able to choose.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: Because then I can't find the comment that's replying to
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: me or that I reply. Whatever the case might be.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 3: Most relevant. Highly, highly annoying feature. Or at least the
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 3: fact that you can't default to just showing me all
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  Speaker 3: of them. I always have to choose show.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: Me all of them, not most relevant. All right.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Jim. There's Deb.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: Ceiling's here.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: And so is Ross. One of the pageants. Speaking of Ross,
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: big show coming up tomorrow night at Dr. Phillips. You
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: guys give it up. Good laugh for Chase and Emily.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 10: Yay!
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: Thanks for having us, everybody. um mike there if you
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: don't mind got it hey it's coming your way how
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: about this one i'll try that hi hey everyone wants
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: to hear that voice yeah yeah yeah uh chase paget
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: of course uh ross didn't have her on the camera
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 2: i didn't see you hello hi hey uh let's see
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: six guitars nashville hurricane um i how to play the
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: guitar badly how to.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 3: Play guitar poorly that's right my god how many shows
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 3: dude Oh, I just made my 10th solo show.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 11: A show that I'll probably never actually do in Florida.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 11: I just toured it all across Canada. It's called The
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 11: Next Guy.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: Okay. And it was about my very unique experience post-divorce.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 15: Oh.
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  Speaker 11: And how I made a bunch of just primo life decisions.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 11: hot just cool yet dalyan usually.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: So usually when you're swimming in self-loathing that's when you
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: really get up a credit card and go out yeah
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: you're also going through a divorce i should believe you
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: it's yeah so you guys have a big joke of
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: the emily fontana by the way uh... fringe legend of
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 2: you guys are on the board of the french very
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: nice turn your mike back on if you don't mind
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: thank you very much there we go and And you
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 2: guys are doing a big show tomorrow night at Dr.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 7: Phillips.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 11: Explain what's going on, by the way. So I've been
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 11: trying to get the fringe as well as Dr. Phillips
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 11: sort of in cahoots with each other to have like.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 11: a presentation series where shows that do really, really well
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 11: at the festival are brought into Dr. Phillips to, you know,
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 11: bring a little bit more cred to those shows, to
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 11: performing arts centers, but also get a chance of filming them.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 11: So as you probably know, I've gotten really good at
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 11: videography for live performance. And if you don't have good
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 11: video of your live touring shows across fringes and whatnot,
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 11: you're kind of dead in the water. So I wanted
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 11: to film my show, but I also wanted to bring
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 11: on another show in the same bill so I could
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 11: provide great video to a pal that I really believe
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 11: in and just kind of spread the love around. And
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 11: that's what tomorrow is. So we're doing two shows tomorrow
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 11: at Dr.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 3: Phillips.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 11: 7 p.m. is when the show starts. Emily's doing her
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 11: thing first. Then we have a brief intermission, and then
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 11: I'm doing my show, How to Play Guitar Poorly.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: That's awesome, dude. And I've got to tell you, Emily,
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: we've met before. I cannot remember exactly when or where,
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 2: but I know we have. We were talking a second ago,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: and I just started laughing out of nowhere because if
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: you go onto the feed, you can actually see right
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 2: now she's wearing a hat that says, I steal catalytic murders,
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: which I think is absolutely hilarious.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 17: Don't mess with me.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: And what was your friend show last year?
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: What was it?
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 17: It was called Against Her Wishes.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 2: Against Her Wishes?
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 3: Against Her Wishes. Her Wishes, okay.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 17: Yeah, because my mom... Claimed that she didn't want a funeral,
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 17: memorial service, celebration of life, nothing. But then when she
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 17: passed away, I found a curated list of songs she
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 17: said she wanted played at her funeral.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 10: Oh, no way.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 17: Yeah, so then I made a comedy to mock her.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: Now, why would you do that? Because she's... Did your
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: mom have a good sense of humor? Is that where
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: you got yours from?
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 7: 100%.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, so she got it.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: She gets it even in the grave.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 17: She gets it, but she would hate that a show
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 17: was made about her because she'd be too shy.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I got you.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: So, yeah.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: Is it heartfelt? Is it comedy?
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: Is it.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 17: It's pretty funny. But then, you know, she does die.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 17: Spoiler alert. Which everyone does. And so it's kind of
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 17: about that. So I think everyone's laughing and then there
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 17: is a little bit of sad, but then we're all
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 17: reminded that we're all going to die. So don't be
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 17: too sad about life.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right. Gotcha. That's cool. I'm a big fan
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: of comedy. how it just jams with drama.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 8: Because if you have someone laughing, that's the furthest I
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 8: think they can get from crying from something sad. And
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 8: if you can have both of those moments and one night,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 8: I mean, that's Jimmy V speech.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: Nobody mastered that better than Robin Williams.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 20: I believe.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: I think, I think all people who did that, who
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 2: took drama and was able to inject severe comedy into,
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: At the craziest spaces, I thought his film career was
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: way better than his stand-up career, for the record.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, agreed.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think his stand-up was ever super, super funny.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 2: It was just kind of scategoric. But I think his
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: movie career was painfully good. So good. One of the
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: best portfolios ever.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: Look at Patch Adams.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 17: Good Will Hunting. Patch Adams is the one you go to.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why not? The Fisher King.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 17: Do you know that no one ever talks about The
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 17: Fisher King?
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: It's a bananas movie and it's so crazy good. No
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: one talks about Patch Adams that much either.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 17: No, actually, they do too much.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: They do too much.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: I thought it was great. He's very funny and also
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: it's very dramatic as well.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: You know what? I'll just try to go. I can go. Oh, wait.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 17: The Fisher King radio because Jeff Bridges, question mark.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 13: 100%, yeah.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 10: See?
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: So tomorrow, who goes first?
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: She goes first. Okay, very nice.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 17: Ladies first, I guess.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: And this is a normal French, like 45, 55 minutes,
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: something like that?
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 17: Mine will be 45. I like to get in and
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 17: get out.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 15: Yep.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 11: And then we have a brief intermission, and then I'll
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 11: do my show, How to Play Guitar Poorly. which also
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 11: thematically weirdly just ties in with her show as well.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 11: It's about, you know, my relationship to music, but also
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 11: my dad, Ross's dad as well, allegedly.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: That's as fair as it gets, by the way.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 11: To be fair, if we don't have the same dad,
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 11: for sure, I'm the odd one out. Because Ross and
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 11: our dad look exactly alike. And I do not look
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 11: like that.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 2: Hey, brother, when I met you and you told me
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: you were Ross's brother, I went, okay. Sure. Where did
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: all the other genes come from, big dog?
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 21: Right.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: I don't have a dog in this hunt.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: It's fine.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 2: You can be his brother.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 14: It's fine.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 22: So yeah.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 11: So the first show is about, you know, uh, losing
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 11: a mom, but also all the, the funny comedy that
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 11: can actually happen in the grieving process. And the second show,
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 11: how to play guitar poorly is about, you know, losing
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 11: my dad, uh, but also like rediscovering and, uh, engineering
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 11: a love of music and guitar playing at the same time.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 11: And there's some very, very, despite the title, it's a
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 11: pretty good guitar playing. So, so how do you do that?
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: It's wild because, um, You're saying that your father's passing
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: led you to play guitar more passionately?
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: Kind of, sort of.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 11: So he and I really bonded over music at a
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 11: time when our relationship was very strained. He had moved out,
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 11: parents got a divorce, but music at that time in
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 11: high school for me was like a really sacred bridge
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 11: to still connect with him. So he would come over
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 11: all the time whenever he'd have visits, and he would
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 11: just say songs that he'd think were really great. And
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 11: I would look them up online, which was like kind
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 11: of the beginning of when you could.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: Do that with Master.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 11: And then I would use all the music theory I
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 11: learned in high school jazz program because I was a
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 11: lady killer.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: And then.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 11: I would learn it like really quickly by ear in
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 11: front of him. And our relationship was still sort of a–
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 11: this was like a sacred bulwark of our time together.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 11: And then I went to guitar building school, and I
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 11: showed him the only guitar I ever built, which is
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 11: actually in the show, believe.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 7: It or not.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 3: Wow. And I just got to see him light up
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: That's cool, man.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 11: And then when he passes, how music played a very
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 11: critical moment in sort of grieving him.
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 2: Does Ross make an appearance in your one-man show?
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 3: Does he get mentioned?
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 8: I've seen the show, and I'll jump in and help
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 8: you out here.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 18: No.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 15: Oh, wow.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: Yikes. Yeah, it's my personal relationship.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 17: I strangely talk about Ross in my show a lot.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 17: He doesn't have anything to do with my mother or.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 3: Myself, but I do.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: You did bring him up five, six times.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 7: I remember.
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 17: Yeah, it's weird, but you'll get it if you see it.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 2: I don't feel like I will, but that's fine.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 17: You'll see.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So what do you do outside of Fringe? Outside
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: of performing?
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: I'm a performer, if.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 17: You've ever heard of a place called SAC Comedy Lab.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 17: Been there for a long time. Used to be the
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 17: artistic director. Am no longer, but that's okay.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 2: That does not sound like it's okay. Not loving it
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 2: at all. It is okay.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I perform.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 17: That's what I do. It doesn't seem like it's a
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 17: viable career, and it's not. Actually, remember that Colin Mockery
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 17: improv show we did at the Plaza?
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 2: Emily was.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 17: The only woman in it. Do you remember her?
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: That is true. You know why, though? Why is that?
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 11: Because I only cast people who had fringe shows that
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 11: were members of our improv community.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 17: Okay, I wasn't looking for an excuse. I was just
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 17: making a joke.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 2: Relax. It's okay. We're all friends. You guys should get married.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 2: They're already divorced.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 17: We've already been through it.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 2: She's the song you wrote up. The show is about her, yeah.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 2: She's the song. So anything like when people come to
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: see your show, Emily, I mean, is it, is it,
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: are they going to be uncomfortable? Like you asked me,
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 2: like you said, my mom's dad, it's like my mom
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 2: had passed as well. So is it going to be
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: one of those things where it brings up bad memories
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: for people who have already gone through losing a parent?
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 17: I think it could. But again, I'm reminding them just
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 17: like when I was talking to you, when people all
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 17: know someone that died, every single person in the world,
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 17: So the idea is to disarm you with the comedy,
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 17: but then when the real deep, heavy death stuff comes up,
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 17: everyone in the room can identify. So I don't think
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 17: it feels as dramatically sad.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 17: It just puts everyone together.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 11: I'm going a different direction. I want to disarm you
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 11: with the drama and then repel you with the comedy.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 2: Okay. Repel. It's not going great.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 8: I'm so curious about this, and I would love to know, Deb,
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 8: your answer, right? So Chase and I, we are both performers.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 8: He goes about it very differently. I go about it
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 8: very differently. The biggest difference, to put it bluntly, is
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 8: that a lot of Chase's shows, this show in particular,
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 8: is hyper-personal, and it's a story about Chase.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: I try to make a fictional joke.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 8: Just make people laugh where I'm going with this though,
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 8: is what would your guys's be like your hyper personal
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 8: one man show?
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, it would be about my dad. Oh, 1 trillion percent.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: It would be about my old man.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 3: What's the working title. Do you have a title in mind?
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: My old man. That's it.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: Son of a bitch.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 17: My old man colon was a son of a bitch.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 2: It'd be like, uh, it'd be something like this. It's
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 2: his weekend again.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 9: Oh, that's a good fringe title, too.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: I think it would be something like that. Oh, it's
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: his weekend again? Okay, so I paid the child support,
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: so I got to go? Look at it this way, though.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 3: Cuff me, I'll be there.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 17: You'd never have to write a line. You'd be able
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 17: to say it all because it's all right up in
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 17: that head already, isn't it?
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: They're pretty good, yeah, yeah. No effect whatsoever, though. What
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: would be your one-woman show? What would, like, would it
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 2: be the... Oh, please save my dad. The all-girl school era?
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: Would it be the Wisconsin? Would it be the... Oh,
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: it would have to be the stuff in school, right?
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: Maybe over in England?
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 6: It could be any one of those. Yep, lots of options.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 6: Moving on. What would yours be?
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 3: I honestly haven't thought of it. What would it be about?
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: Doing this job? Yeah, maybe a little bit about this job.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, the thing is, this story's been told. Yeah.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: You guys already know all this stuff. Yeah, this story's
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: been told. You could podcast our story. Ross, if you were.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 11: Doing an actual one-man show instead of just stand-up, which
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 11: I don't mean to denigrate, just stand-up.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 8: It's an art form. It's an art form. Every day
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 8: of my life. Hey, buddy, don't worry about it. He
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 8: does radio two or three days sometimes.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 8: Uh it would be getting uh i got kicked out
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 8: of school when i i when i got kicked out of.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: School oh yeah i gotta tell you it's so weird
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: when you tell that story because when i when i
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 2: hear that story for people who haven't heard it ross
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: bought a uh brought a uh an airsoft gun to
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: my bus stop yeah and uh it it turned out
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: poorly yeah uh but the the thing is like i
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 2: don't Although that was very traumatic to you, and I
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 2: completely understand because you went to a juvie. That never
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: hit me as one of those life-changing experiences, but I
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: did not go through it. I would think you being
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 2: robbed twice in one night at gunpoint or one weekend
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 2: at gunpoint is pretty bad. It's amazing what just getting
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: in trouble and having, more importantly, kids. having the trouble
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 2: register for the first time. It wasn't my first time
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 2: getting in trouble, but it was the first time I went, oh, action.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 3: Officially in trouble.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 2: Consequences.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 11: Also, the timing is important to note, too, because that
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 11: was the same week our dad died.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: The airsoft gun and the.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 8: Airsoft gun. My dad passing, I think, eight days from
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 8: a part. So the last interaction I had with my
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 8: dad was telling him that I got kicked out of school.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 11: So it was a real hat trick for mom at
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 11: the time. She was dealing with a lot.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 6: That's really when you grew up.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 5: That's the first time you can put a pin in
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 5: the map and say, this was my first.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 6: Adulting moment.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: And just to clear up one thing. A real hat
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 2: trick for mom. That's so perfectly said.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 8: When I said that, just right there, I could feel
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 8: people maybe get sad. It's actually one of my fondest
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 8: memories was telling my dad the last interaction I had
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 8: with him.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 2: I got kicked out of school.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 8: And he was on enough painkillers from the surgery that
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 8: he just had that his response was, no, not my son.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: And then he's.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 2: Pulled out a cord out of his arm.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 8: And he got up out of the chair and started
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 8: walking around going like, no, who do I got to
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 8: talk to you?
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 2: I do not know this story.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 3: You should be.
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 17: Doing a one person show that's personal and be telling
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 17: stories about your dad.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 3: That's my thing. Cause I don't have a name for
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 3: my one man show because I just don't think I
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 3: have the level of trauma. Yeah. Said some of you
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 3: guys have. Do you want some?
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 2: We have plenty to share. What's the hospital clothes? It's
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 2: the gown. The gown. He had a gown, so he
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 2: was just raising hell ass out. It was so funny
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 2: having all these nurses go, Mr.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 3: Padgett, Mr. Padgett, Mr.
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 2: Padgett. No, you can't do that to my son. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: he was a little banged up on the painkillers.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 3: Crazy. Yeah.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, that is so wild.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 11: I did not know that was actually what he did.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 11: I don't think you've ever told me that.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 8: C-Lane's dad one-man show could be about how your dad
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 8: is awesome and corresponds with Orlando.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 3: Samuel Scott Maxwell. They used to print his stuff all
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 3: the time. He would get so excited.
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 11: This show sounds like it's going to be an incredible
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 11: three and a half minutes.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 17: Why would they print your dad's stuff?
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 2: His dad would write the Orlando Sentinel and complain about
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 2: things in the editorial column. And then he would print
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 2: it out and read it because he thought it was badass.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 3: And he's kind of badass. Nothing wrong with that.
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: Tomorrow night. Emily's impressed.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 11: Tomorrow night, 7 p.m. And it's going to be really,
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 11: really cool. There's a chance that Ross actually might sort
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 11: of semi-co-host with it.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 3: We still got to talk about that. Yeah.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 2: There's some talk about me making a quick appearance. Do
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 2: you guys do anything together during the show? Do you
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: guys have like a crossover thing or something?
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: Not at all. I asked and she refused flatly.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 17: I said, no, thank you.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: You're saying that very adamantly.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 17: I can handle myself.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 11: As evidenced by how you made the entire Colin mockery
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 11: improv show, a one woman show of your musical.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 3: I got to do what you got to do.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: We're going to get tickets guys. Uh, you can go
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 3: get tickets at, uh, Dr. Phillips, uh, center.org, uh, just
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 3: the website.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 11: And, uh, Once again, just to mention, tickets right now,
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 11: I think they start at $ 35, and you're getting two shows.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: For the price of one. Yeah, Orlando Legends, too, by
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: the way. Chase, of course, is a world-traveling guitar player
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: with many one-man shows. Emily has been part of the
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: cast over at... Sack. Sack, yeah, I always forget that
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 2: for some reason and for many, many years.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 17: It sounds weird to say.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 6: She almost took your head off with Sack.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 17: Sack always sounds weird.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 3: She's been part of Sack for a very long time.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: I've seen her at Sack.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 17: I'm in the Sack.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 2: She's been performing with Sack for a while.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 3: I will admit.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 11: She does really good performing with Sack. It's, it's like,
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 11: no joke. It was such a, and it still is
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 11: like a keystone of my performing life. It gave me
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 11: such an improv experience, uh, education as well as stage time.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 11: And it's been with me for, you know, a couple
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 11: of decades now. Uh, I couldn't have a greater affection
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 11: for it. And at the same time, whenever someone says like, Oh,
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 11: where do you improv? I'm like, you really got to
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 11: overcome that title.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: It's legend, though, man. I mean, some big names have.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 3: Come to that place.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 17: And also 40 years.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 2: No joke.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 17: It's been around, so you can't.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: So tomorrow night, the show starts at 7 o'clock.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 6: Dr.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: Phillips Center, I think it's drphillips.org.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 11: I believe so, yeah. And it's listed on the website
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 11: as Fringe Faves. And you'll see my face, and you'll
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 11: also see... My dead mom's face.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, come on, man.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 11: We really wanted to have the branding be as alluring
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 11: as possible.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: The funniest thing ever would be if I did click
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: on that website and saw your mom and she's wearing
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: that hat. That would be the greatest thing of all time. Spoiler.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: Here's a fun fact.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 11: So my mom is actually going to come tomorrow, and
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 11: she hadn't seen the show at all until this last fringe.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 3: Fringe run?
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 11: There's a part of the show where I tell a
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 11: story at the end of my time in high school
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 11: where it was like, yeah, so I just did not
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 11: want to go to school anymore. And dad got a
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 11: DUI and he didn't have the ability to like drive
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 11: around Naples, Florida anymore.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 3: So we made a deal.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 11: He would call me in sick one day a week
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 11: and I would just chauffeur him around so I wouldn't
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 11: have to go to school. We did that the entirety
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 11: of my senior year. I did not complete a single
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 11: full week of school my entire senior year. And when
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  Speaker 11: I said that on stage, my mom, who saw the show, went, what?
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  Speaker 3: No clue whatsoever.
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  Speaker 2: No clue at all. I went to school because I
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  Speaker 2: didn't have a dad. Oh, come on, guys.
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  Speaker 3: It's just a flip of what he said. People want
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  Speaker 3: to go home and have a burger.
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  Speaker 17: Hey, guys, also, my dad's dead, too.
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling both my parents on the way home. All right.
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  Speaker 2: It's time for trivia. We'll do that next. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to the Jim Colbert Show. Real Radio 104.1.
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  Speaker 2: Hope you had a good Wednesday on your way home.
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  Speaker 2: Just keep us turned up. We got you all the
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  Speaker 2: way to your driveway.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Jim.
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  Speaker 2: There's Deb. Hello. C-Lane's with us today.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 1: Hey.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 3: And so is Ross.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 2: It's true. Speaking of Ross, let's find out what's in
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: the old Jackie sack. All aboard!
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 1: Chugga-chugga.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, God.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: Chugga-chugga. Choo-choo. Clickety-clack, clickety-clack. Holy crap.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 3: C-Lane screwed that up.
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  Speaker 1: I did?
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  Speaker 2: Don't listen to him.
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  Speaker 3: You're the new guy, dude.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: Don't listen to him, C-Lane. You're the guest for today.
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  Speaker 7: I messed up.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 6: He's just being a.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 2: You said speaking of Ross, but do you need me
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 2: to do the prizes?
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're fine, dude. All right. We got a pair
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 3: of tickets to watch Orlando City SC take on Toronto
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  Speaker 3: FC at Inter.co Stadium.
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  Speaker 1: Nice.
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  Speaker 3: On September 12th and.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 3: A pair of tickets to Halloween Horror Week.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 2: Unites at Universal Orlando, Minnesota.
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  Speaker 3: Select nights from now until November 1st.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 2: How about that?
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 3: Dude, that's crazy.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So there you go. That's your Jackie sex.
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  Speaker 2: That's a lot of fun to say.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 3: It's not. That's why you paused a little bit. I
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  Speaker 3: love that.
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  Speaker 2: Back to you, Clickety Clack. Yeah, you got it. One, two, three, four,
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 2: or five. Let's go four. Four sounds good. That is Tori. Tori,
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  Speaker 2: how you doing? How are you? Doing good.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 3: Want to play a little game with us?
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 2: Love to. Let's do it. All right, Tori, this is
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: a real easy game. Got a question here for you.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 2: Four answers. One of these answers is not true.
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  Speaker 20: What?
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: Trying to fool you. But if you find it, I'll
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 2: send you over to CC Lane. He's got some nice stuff.
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 2: And maybe you can go to Halloween Horror Nights. Maybe
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 2: you can go to a city game.
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  Speaker 3: Are you ready?
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  Speaker 22: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: You got it?
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 3: On this day in 1910, Canadian-American teacher and creator of
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  Speaker 3: the board game Candyland... Eleanor Abbott was born. That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Here are three fun facts about the board game Candyland
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: and one gumdrop mountain of a lie.
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  Speaker 6: I love that game.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody loves that game. I think everybody has had
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  Speaker 2: an experience with Candyland.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. But it's so far in the past that
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't remember. Much about Candyland. You could have made
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  Speaker 3: up Gumdrop Mountain just now, and I wouldn't know if
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  Speaker 3: you were right or wrong.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 2: Do you remember the other section in the game?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: The molasses swamp?
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  Speaker 12: Sure.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 2: And I think there was a lollipop or a peppermint
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 2: stick forest or something like that?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's ringing a bell. Yeah, very good.
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  Speaker 2: All right, here we go, Tori. These are four fun
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  Speaker 2: facts about Candyland. Find the fake one here. Number one,
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  Speaker 2: Candyland was created as a distraction for polio patients. and
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 2: Children in Iron Lungs. Number two, in 1996, there were
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  Speaker 2: plans to make a Candyland movie starring Chris Farley. Number three,
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  Speaker 2: the first version of Candyland was drawn on butcher paper.
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  Speaker 2: Or lastly, Hasbro sued an adult website that tried to
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  Speaker 2: claim the domain Candyland.com. Which of those is a lie?
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  Speaker 2: The first one. No, that's absolutely true. Candyland was created...
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 2: as a distraction for polio patients and children that happen
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 2: to be in iron lungs. Wow, that's incredible. And oddly specific. Yeah, yeah. One, two, three,
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 2: or five? Let's go three. Three sounds good.
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  Speaker 3: That is Aaron.
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  Speaker 2: Aaron, how are you? doing well glad to hear that
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  Speaker 2: buddy we're talking about the game candyland which one of
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 2: these isn't true number one in 1996 there were plans
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  Speaker 2: to make a candyland movie starring chris farley number two
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  Speaker 2: the first version of candyland was drawn on butcher paper
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 2: or lastly hasbro had to sue an adult website that
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  Speaker 2: tried to claim the domain name candyland.com.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go i'm gonna pick the.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 2: Point No, that's absolutely true. Matter of fact, it was
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  Speaker 2: one of the very first large-scale domain name lawsuits in
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 2: the 90s when everybody was trying to bum-rush domain names
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 2: and resell them. They wanted to get it as an
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 2: adult website, and they got sued by Hasbro, and they lost.
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  Speaker 2: I bet they did.
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  Speaker 3: With a big L. One, two, or five?
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  Speaker 6: Let's go one.
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  Speaker 3: One sounds good. That is John.
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  Speaker 2: John, how are you?
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 3: I'm doing great. All right, buddy.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 2: We're talking about the board game Candyland. You got a
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 2: 50-50 shot. Which of these is not true? Number one,
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  Speaker 2: in 1996, there were plans to make a Candyland movie
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  Speaker 2: starring Chris Farley. Or lastly, the first version of Candyland
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  Speaker 2: was drawn on butcher paper.
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  Speaker 3: Man, they both sound like they equal.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go with the butcher paper one. No,
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  Speaker 2: that's absolutely true. Unfortunately, Deb, it is Sophie's choice. Luke
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 2: or Tony? Luke, it is. Luke, how are you? Sorry, Tony.
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 2: I'm doing good. How is everyone? Doing good, buddy. Tell
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 2: me if this is true or not. There, in 1996,
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 2: there were plans to make a Candyland movie starring Chris Farley.
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 2: That is not true. It is not true, and you're
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 2: a winner, buddy. Hey, look, for a little extra there,
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 2: can you tell me who the star of the movie
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 2: was supposed to be? They were going to make a
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 2: movie about the board game in 96, but it wasn't...
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 2: I have a guess. It wasn't going to star Farley.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 2: It's Farley Adjacent. I'm shooting blanks. Shooting blanks is not
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 2: what you need to do here, buddy. Me too, buddy.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 2: I'm going to hold you. You're a winner.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 3: You know who it is?
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 2: Mike Myers.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say John Candy, but you said
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 3: Chris Farley adjacent.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 2: Will Ferrell?
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  Speaker 3: David Spade? Adam Sandler.
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  Speaker 15: Oh.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 2: Sandler was supposed to star in a movie about Candyland,
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 2: the board game. A couple other things you may not
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 2: know about Candyland. Before we get to the top of
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 2: the hour, we have some raw slots coming your way.
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  Speaker 2: It was purposely made so you could play it if
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 2: you couldn't do this. Find anybody to play it with?
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 2: If you couldn't do this, the game was made so
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 2: that people that couldn't do this could also still play it. C. Oh,
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 2: you're close.
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  Speaker 10: Read.
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  Speaker 3: Read's the answer.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, for kids. It's only color. So you draw a
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 2: card that's got a color on it. You move your
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  Speaker 2: piece to that color.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's true. There are no words, I mean,
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 2: that really you had to be able to learn to
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 2: play the game.
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 6: No, they saved that for Trivial Pursuit and Monopoly.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 2: Eleanor Abbott donated a large sum of the game's proceeds
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 2: to children's learning centers and hospitals. Oh, that's cool. So
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 2: even while doing it, she still did something good. Candyland
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 2: was inducted into the Toy Hall of Fame in what year? 1981.
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 2: That's a great guess.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 6: I was going to say 85.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 2: 86. It's way later than I thought it would be.
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 2: It took until 2005. Really? I thought that thing would
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: be in there like the 40s. Travesty. And then lastly here,
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 2: how many copies have Candyland sold since its inception in 1949?
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 2: This one, Milton Bradley bought it. 12 mil.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, a billion?
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'll say 700 million. 75 million copies.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, wow.
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 2: It sells about a million copies a year of Candyland.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 12: Ross, thoughts?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a really weird moment, a real weird
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 2: human interaction just recently. When was the last time you
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: guys kind of took off the mask, skipped the small talk,
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 2: and just was brutally honest with a person working?
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, man. You mean like a.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 8: First time in my life where I took off the mask.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 8: I was brutally honest. It was an honest human to
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 8: human interaction. Half of the interaction was wearing a name tag.
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I can't wait to hear this. We'll do it next.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 2: What up, guys? Sport from Duval.
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  Speaker 3: Duval.
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  Speaker 10: Man, I can't wait for the Jags to play football
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  Speaker 10: in Orlando so me and my wife can come down
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 10: there and catch a game and watch them score a
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 10: touchdown and then look.
• 1:55:47
  Speaker 9: To the right and see Jim and Ross hugging and yelling, Duval!
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  Speaker 3: That's going to be a great day.
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 2: That's exactly how it's going to go, too.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back to the Jim Kober Show. I'm Jim.
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  Speaker 3: There's Deb. Hello.
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  Speaker 2: C-Link's here.
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  Speaker 3: Hey. Ross has some thoughts.
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  Speaker 2: Let's get them.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 3: It's weird.
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  Speaker 10: It is.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny. I regret putting that there. Sometimes. It's Ross.
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  Speaker 2: Now, Jim, I told you.
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  Speaker 8: You seem like a guy that would do this a
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 8: lot in the past. And by this, I mean, we
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 8: all have our cordial societal expectations. Everyone knows about 20% tip.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 2: Everyone knows, you know... Open the door for a lady.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 2: Please and thank you.
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 3: Yes, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: No, ma'am.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 8: And yes, those are like the super, like the zenith
• 1:57:18
  Speaker 8: of the traditional ones. But it's also just expected that...
• 1:57:22
  Speaker 8: If it's not a big deal just to let it
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 8: roll off your back in most cases. And for some
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 8: strange reason, I didn't let something roll off of my back.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 3: So something got you, huh?
• 1:57:34
  Speaker 2: Like the first time, Jim, in like 10 years.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 8: Where you just got fed up. I just confronted it
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  Speaker 8: head on. I didn't feel like I was in the right,
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 8: nor did I feel like I was in the wrong.
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 8: But I felt like we needed some communication. I like
• 1:57:49
  Speaker 8: my car much like other people who like their car.
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 10: Sure, yeah.
• 1:57:52
  Speaker 2: You also have a car wash subscription, correct? Yeah, my
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 2: wife does for her car. I do not have one
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 2: for mine, but she does, yes.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 8: Well, I've got one right next to my house. Follow
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 8: me here. I'm going to throw down some breadcrumbs. Please
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 8: go on this adventure. I have a car wash right
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 8: next to my house. I have the subscription. uh i
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 8: i get charged once a month and i didn't know
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 8: this when i first signed up is that okay they
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 8: put a sticker on my yeah on your windshield on
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 8: my windshield and it scans so that you can just
• 1:58:19
  Speaker 8: go up there they don't have to do anything right
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 8: and i went oh that kind of sucks oh i
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 8: don't want a sticker on my windshield And not only that,
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 8: I don't want the company's name on the sticker because now.
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 2: I feel like I'm advertising.
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 8: I just don't want the sticker that I will look
• 1:58:40
  Speaker 8: at and did look at every time I walked into
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 8: my car.
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  Speaker 2: I just kept seeing the font and the company and
• 1:58:47
  Speaker 2: the barcode. Okay.
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  Speaker 15: Right?
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I show up one day driving to work.
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 1: Boom.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 2: Cracked windshield. Do you guys remember? I had a cracked windshield.
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 2: I replace that said windshield. Okay.
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 3: What happens?
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 8: They give me the sticker in my hand, and I go,
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 8: hell yeah, I've made it. I now have the sticker.
• 1:59:08
  Speaker 8: I don't have to put it on the outside of
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 8: my car. I'll just put it right here on the
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 8: inside of my car and then flash it every time.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 8: And I do so for two months, Deb. Two months
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 8: of perfect car washing the way I'd want.
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 2: No problems with that. No problems with the attendant whatsoever.
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 2: No problems. They stand up with their little iPad thing
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 2: and off you go.
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 21: Yep.
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 2: With any attendant except one. Oh, no. One attendant.
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 3: I get through.
• 1:59:32
  Speaker 2: He pulls me down. He goes, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 2: Where's your thing? I go, it's right here. I replaced it.
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 2: I told him what I just told you guys.
• 1:59:40
  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 2: He goes, yeah, you got to put it on the
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 2: outside of your car.
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 8: I go, ah, yeah, I don't really want to do that.
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 8: Can we just look it up? And then you could
• 1:59:52
  Speaker 8: see that that's my car, right? Bada-bang, bada-boom, little scan, beep, beep, boop, boop.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 8: Like a Costco card? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. He goes, no,
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 8: the policy is that it has to be on the
• 2:00:03
  Speaker 8: outside of the car.
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 3: And I can see why, right?
• 2:00:06
  Speaker 2: It makes total sense. Yeah, because, I mean, if not,
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 2: you could just buy a sticker and just pass it
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 2: around to all your friends and family, and they could
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 2: get their car washed with one subscription.
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 8: 100% get it. Like a Costco card. Like a Costco card.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 15: Exactly.
• 2:00:17
  Speaker 2: Like Netflix.
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 6: Way to full circle that bad boy.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 8: I go, no, I just don't want the sticker because
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 8: it's the rule. I could put it right here underneath
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 8: the side view mirror. You won't ever see it. And
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 8: I go, cancel it. You canceled your subscription?
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 2: I looked at him.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 8: I said, it's fine. Just cancel it.
• 2:00:37
  Speaker 2: Because of a sticker, dude? I didn't want the sticker.
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 8: While also knowing that my wife is with a different
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 8: car wash company.
• 2:00:45
  Speaker 2: No sticker. It's just license plate. Oh, really?
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 3: You can't be the only person that is a patron
• 2:00:53
  Speaker 3: of this company that doesn't want a sticker on their car.
• 2:00:56
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 2: There's like two of these companies, right? It's Mr.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 7: Mr.
• 2:00:59
  Speaker 2: Or it's what's the other one? I mean, I'm trying
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 2: to save them.
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 8: I'll tell you the company because it's honestly, they're not
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 8: in the right or the wrong. And I'm not in
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 8: the right or the wrong. We are just now in
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 8: the gray abyss that is called preference. You know, that's
• 2:01:13
  Speaker 8: what happens here. Their policy is just running you away.
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 2: And I tell them I'll just cancel. And then this attendant,
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 2: he took it like. I'm trying to win or something. Oh,
• 2:01:24
  Speaker 2: he took it personally. Kind of took it personally. Puts
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 2: his hands up. And he goes, ah, whatever. You know what?
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to. Fine.
• 2:01:30
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 2: Hits me with one of those.
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 3: Whoa.
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 8: I pick up on some of that. And I go,
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 8: this is my big moment.
• 2:01:37
  Speaker 2: This is my big, like. He's innocent, your honor, moment
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 2: in court along. I go, listen, brother. You can't handle
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 2: the truth.
• 2:01:45
  Speaker 8: I hit him with the most truth I've ever given
• 2:01:48
  Speaker 8: another stranger. I go, listen, dude, did you create that rule?
• 2:01:52
  Speaker 2: No, right? I didn't create that rule. Me either.
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 8: But I know how I feel about the rule. And
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 8: you also know that your job is to enforce the rule.
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 8: But this rule should never pull on your human passion
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 8: as if you are the origin of this. Don't give
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 8: this place, don't give that uniform your heart. Don't ever
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 8: have a corporation step in between two humans interacting in
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 8: the wild and have it determined. I have not been
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 8: rude to you. I've just been letting you know that
• 2:02:24
  Speaker 8: I don't want the sticker on my car. And the
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 8: one thing that I have in my back pocket is
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 8: the willingness to actually make the action and go cancel it.
• 2:02:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't have to use this part.
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 3: How did you feel after that?
• 2:02:39
  Speaker 8: I felt really weird. You felt empowered or no? I
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 8: felt like I was... This is your first get off
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 8: my lawn moment.
• 2:02:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this was.
• 2:02:45
  Speaker 8: Weird because this was the first time that I felt
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 8: like I wanted to help out this young blood, this
• 2:02:50
  Speaker 8: young buck of like, brother, do not give this car
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 8: wash your heart, body, and like.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 2: But he's just doing his job.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 8: He is doing his job. But how he took... But
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 8: also taking it personal. When I said, I'll just cancel it... Oh,
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 8: I see what you're saying.
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 2: He took it like... I'm canceling you. Yeah, I know.
• 2:03:08
  Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with the employee. It's solely
• 2:03:10
  Speaker 2: off of the sticker.
• 2:03:12
  Speaker 8: But when I got to look at this young 20-year-old
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 8: dude and tell him, don't let a corporate anything really
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 8: make this big of an impact on any human interaction
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 8: when it comes to at least what we're doing right now.
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 8: I understand your job is to enforce the rule, and
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 8: you know what? You're doing a great job. And you
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 8: know what my job is? Nothing right now because I'm
• 2:03:33
  Speaker 8: not putting on the sticker. I'm not putting on the sticker.
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 8: That's what I want to do, and it's the one
• 2:03:38
  Speaker 8: preference I have. The irony is my wife's never worked.
• 2:03:41
  Speaker 8: The guy has to come over and scan it with
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 8: an iPad thing every single time. It never, ever worked.
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 8: And I could see it in his eyes. When we
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 8: first started off, Deb, it was, oh, God, all right,
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 8: I have to do my job.
• 2:03:54
  Speaker 2: Right. By the end, he was like, he's on my side.
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 8: Yes, and by the end of it, I could see
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 8: him think like, I should try harder at something other
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 8: than how much I just tried on this.
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 3: Are you sure?
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 2: He just didn't say this burnout stripping? No, he was
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 2: just so– he was upset with the level of me going,
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 2: and he took it personally.
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, you don't know if he's going to
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 6: be judged on how many subscriptions they sell.
• 2:04:23
  Speaker 5: They don't want to lose him. That guy probably thought, oh,
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 5: this is going to reflect poorly on me.
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 8: He took it as if it was his enforcement that
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 8: made me cancel.
• 2:04:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, no. Did you explain to him that
• 2:04:34
  Speaker 2: wasn't the case? And when I did... Kind of was
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 2: the case.
• 2:04:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 8: Like, yeah, if you don't enforce it, then we're good.
• 2:04:42
  Speaker 8: But if that's the rule and you enforce it, that's fine.
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 2: But I also.
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 8: Actions have consequences. In the beginning, I didn't even want
• 2:04:49
  Speaker 8: the sticker on my car. And to have that moment
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 8: of confrontation where the mask is off, we are now two,
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 8: three degrees into this confrontation and real policy, black and
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 8: white rule conversation. And to have any bit of opinion
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 8: in it, I got to tell you, let my wings flap.
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 8: It felt good to just kind of challenge him and
• 2:05:13
  Speaker 8: be like, don't. Don't give this place, show up, do
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 8: a great job. You are doing a great job. How
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 8: did he receive that?
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 2: I thought he received it pretty well.
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, like maybe I did a poor job maybe on
• 2:05:26
  Speaker 8: this segment, but how I read his body language at
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 8: its worst, which was bad, and then by the end
• 2:05:34
  Speaker 8: of it, it kind of felt like, Yeah, tall, white,
• 2:05:38
  Speaker 8: quarter-ginge dude was kind of onto something of like, why
• 2:05:41
  Speaker 8: did I get so worked up about him saying to cancel?
• 2:05:45
  Speaker 8: I didn't, why do I care this much?
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 2: It's not my sticker.
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:05:48
  Speaker 2: But I mean, you can see, I kind of understand
• 2:05:51
  Speaker 2: where he's coming from.
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 3: And I get it. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:05:53
  Speaker 2: But that's the thing. But I wouldn't have gotten upset
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 2: about it.
• 2:05:55
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh, carry on then.
• 2:05:56
  Speaker 8: And that's the difference. Don't get upset over that. Change,
• 2:06:01
  Speaker 8: I'll say this, change your prior. There's way better things
• 2:06:04
  Speaker 8: to get upset about. But someone canceling at a car
• 2:06:07
  Speaker 8: wash over a policy that you didn't make, I would
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 8: argue and feel very confident to say, isn't one of them.
• 2:06:16
  Speaker 8: And those are your Ross thoughts.
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 2: I'm out. Peace.
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 2:06:19
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• 2:06:19
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• 2:06:19
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• 2:06:21
  Speaker 3: Hey, Ohana. How's it? Ross, bro, I feel you 100%.
• 2:06:33
  Speaker 22: Because my wife, who you have met, absolutely detests any
• 2:06:38
  Speaker 22: kind of sticker, anything on her vehicle. Me in the truck?
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 11: No worries.
• 2:06:43
  Speaker 22: I like my little Map of the Hawaiian Islands sticker
• 2:06:47
  Speaker 22: on my back window. However, my wife will and does
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 22: have something on her car.
• 2:06:54
  Speaker 2: And it's a Jim Colbert show mag.
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, baby.
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 2: Aloha. Aloha, brother.
• 2:06:59
  Speaker 3: That thing that Ross said about not wanting to advertise
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 3: for the company. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's another thing that
• 2:07:05
  Speaker 3: reminds me of my dad. The first thing buying a
• 2:07:08
  Speaker 3: car would be like, Take that frame off the license plate. Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 2:07:11
  Speaker 3: I don't want it.
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 6: Well, it's like wearing some fashion where you're just basically
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 6: a walking billboard.
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 8: We are drowning in ulterior motives. As long as you
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 8: just squint and look at it from a different perspective,
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 8: you'll see there's another extra narrative that you may or
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 8: may not know that you're supporting.
• 2:07:28
  Speaker 2: God, even buying clothes or things back in the day
• 2:07:30
  Speaker 2: that were... you know, kind of popular. I would always
• 2:07:32
  Speaker 2: look for the ones that did not show the brand
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 2: as much. And I don't know, that's the absolute truth.
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 2: I literally have that, that magnet is all I have.
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 2: I've never had a bumper sticker. I've never had stickers
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 2: in my car. I never had the Calvin ping on my,
• 2:07:44
  Speaker 2: on Dodge or any of that stuff. I've never had
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 2: any of it.
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 3: I wanted bumper stickers on my parents' car when I
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 3: was a kid that they wouldn't do it. And now
• 2:07:52
  Speaker 3: that I, you know, when I, when I started driving cars,
• 2:07:55
  Speaker 3: I had maybe one or two in high school and
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 3: now nothing.
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 2:07:58
  Speaker 2: The thing back in my hometown was, is in the
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 2: back window of your truck on your side you would
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 2: put your name and whatever and then it would be
• 2:08:06
  Speaker 2: uh loves in the middle and then your girl's like
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 2: name and birthday on the other side behind where she
• 2:08:14
  Speaker 2: would be sitting that was a big thing in my
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 2: hometown i i went it was not.
• 2:08:18
  Speaker 3: I Not even remotely.
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 8: We're talking about bumper stickers. This is the stupidest thing ever.
• 2:08:23
  Speaker 8: Easily the highlight of my day. This bumper sticker. I
• 2:08:27
  Speaker 8: even took a photo of it. It read, I'd rather
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 8: be hacking my foot off in the saw parentheses 2004 bathroom.
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 8: And I pull up to this red light and my
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 8: mom starts to read the bumper sticker. And boy, was
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 8: she confused.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:08:45
  Speaker 8: She had no idea. She thought it was a diabetic thing.
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 8: She did not know what was going on with that
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 8: bumper sticker.
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 5: My favorite, favorite bumper sticker of all time was on
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 5: the back of a woman's car that said, if you're
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 5: going to ride my ass, at least have the decency
• 2:08:59
  Speaker 5: to pull my hair.
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 3: That checks out. That tracks.
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 2: The old motorcycle ones would be like, if you can
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 2: read this, the bitch fell off. All that stuff. Anything
• 2:09:12
  Speaker 2: with college football, in my hometown, if you're not a
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 2: Gators fan, they will literally run you out on a rail,
• 2:09:18
  Speaker 2: and every vehicle has some form of University of Florida insignia.
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 2: somewhere i love when bumper stickers are just out there
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 2: weird out there bringing it back dude they're not gonna
• 2:09:33
  Speaker 2: bring it back the big long ones the ones that
• 2:09:34
  Speaker 2: are like the panel ones no i not big long
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 2: i'm not even talking about the shape like here's a
• 2:09:39
  Speaker 2: great example i just looked up i was trying to
• 2:09:41
  Speaker 2: find what is my ideal bumper sticker i got a
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 2: bbl at auto zone I love that bumper sticker. What
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 2: is BBL?
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 3: Brazilian butt lift? Oh, my God.
• 2:09:53
  Speaker 2: So you got a BBL add-on. The fact that you
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 2: know that. It's so disturbing. The fact that you don't
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 2: know that is a little disturbing. It's a trendy surgery
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 3: It's fair. Every once in a while when I look
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 3: back on the things that I thought were hilarious as
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 3: a kid, like I look back with disdain at the
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 3: comedy that I thought was funny, one of the things
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 3: that sticks out is the bumper sticker that I wanted
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 3: my mom to put on her car was my kid
• 2:10:18
  Speaker 3: beat up your honor student. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 3: real big one. Yeah, yeah. That's a real big one, yeah.
• 2:10:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The Calvin peeing one was always one of my
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 2: favorites because I was a gigantic Calvin and Hobbes fan.
• 2:10:29
  Speaker 2: I think I actually still have every book collection that
• 2:10:32
  Speaker 2: he ever printed. And I have that. And then at
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 2: Bloom County, I was a big part of that. But
• 2:10:37
  Speaker 2: the Calvin and Hobbes, when it was Calvin peeing on Ford.
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 2: The trend of that was so huge.
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, beyond big. Maybe the biggest ever. But I
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 3: didn't really have any connection to Calvin and Hobbes. Was
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 3: he known as a character in the comics for peeing
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 3: on stuff? I don't remember the peeing. He was just
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 3: kind of a brat.
• 2:10:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was kind of a mischievous kid, a little
• 2:10:58
  Speaker 2: bit precocious. And if you've never read Calvin and Hobbes,
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 2: it's absolutely as brilliant as it gets.
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 8: I'm reading some of these bumper stickers. And they are,
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 8: I'm on Etsy and I guess I'm on the Spencer's
• 2:11:11
  Speaker 8: gift shop bumper sticker store.
• 2:11:13
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 2: That's where you, this is some of them. I don't
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 2: even know if I could say this. Okay.
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 3: Well, let's not roll the dice.
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 20: Okay.
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 3: All right. All right.
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 2:11:20
  Speaker 8: I mean, you can, you can, a bumper sticker that
• 2:11:23
  Speaker 8: says I got pegged at Cracker Barrel.
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 21: Does it have a small graphic of the the golf
• 2:11:32
  Speaker 21: tees i would i would rock that i would that's
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 21: like a bumper sticker i'd be like okay oh yeah
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 21: that's funny i'd take it on a.
• 2:11:39
  Speaker 8: Shirt there's a bumper sticker that says i got that
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 8: dog in me and then there's a costco kirkland hot
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 8: dog all right Um, on my way to flavor town.
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 8: And then there's Guy Fieri on fire.
• 2:11:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like a flame background. I will tell you, somebody
• 2:11:55
  Speaker 2: just text one in. I will tell you when I
• 2:11:57
  Speaker 2: see this sticker on someone's car, I know to get
• 2:12:01
  Speaker 2: from behind them. Oh, here we go. Deb already knows.
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 2: Cause I, I, Deb and I've had many conversations about this.
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 2: If you're driving down the road and you look ahead
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 2: of you and you see this sticker on the car,
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 2: just get around them as quick as you can, because
• 2:12:14
  Speaker 2: you're about to be in a world of misery. Oh, man.
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 2: Disney annual pass holder. If you see that sticker, if
• 2:12:22
  Speaker 2: you see a Disney annual pass holder sticker on a car,
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 2: just get out of your car and wait until they
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 2: get off the road.
• 2:12:29
  Speaker 3: You are going nowhere fast. I mean, slow. I mean, fast.
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 8: Another bumper sticker that says, I got a lobotomy at Claire's.
• 2:12:40
  Speaker 8: And it's just something that I promise you, if you're
• 2:12:42
  Speaker 8: at a red light, you're double-taking anything. You know, you're
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 8: going to look once, twice, wait, what'd that say? If
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 8: you go, wait, what'd that say? As a bumper sticker,
• 2:12:52
  Speaker 8: that's my kind of stuff.
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's funny. Somebody just texted him one. I can't even,
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 2: I don't even think I can say it. Do you
• 2:12:57
  Speaker 2: see the one? The guitar one? Yeah, yeah, the guitar one.
• 2:13:01
  Speaker 3: Can you say that?
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 2: Go ahead then.
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 3: My buddy was in a band on the back of
• 2:13:05
  Speaker 3: his truck and had what looked like a handicapped parking
• 2:13:07
  Speaker 3: sticker with a guy in a wheelchair holding a guitar.
• 2:13:10
  Speaker 3: It said, guitar-ted.
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 2: Great job, C-Lane.
• 2:13:16
  Speaker 3: I want to make sure you get that out there
• 2:13:19
  Speaker 3: with your name on it. Yeah, I don't, man.
• 2:13:22
  Speaker 2: Look, all this stuff for me, it was just back
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 2: in the day, it was always just Ford or Chevy stuff.
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 3: It was never like anybody trying to make a joke.
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 8: This is the greatest dad joke I think I've ever
• 2:13:31
  Speaker 8: seen on a bumper sticker.
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 2: Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does. Oh,
• 2:13:39
  Speaker 2: that's so dad.
• 2:13:42
  Speaker 3: This guy says there's a bumper sticker that says, nuke
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 3: all the unborn gay whales.
• 2:13:48
  Speaker 8: See, that is my type of bumper sticker. I know
• 2:13:52
  Speaker 8: it's not for everyone. I think it's slapstick. It's just
• 2:13:55
  Speaker 8: out there. It's nonsensical.
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 2: Don't think it's real. But I will tell you, back
• 2:13:58
  Speaker 2: in the day, somebody just texted in one, and I
• 2:14:00
  Speaker 2: will tell you this. When I was a kid kid,
• 2:14:03
  Speaker 2: like in my 8, 9, 10 years old, and I
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 2: lived in Plac.
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 3: We spent a lot of time in St.
• 2:14:08
  Speaker 2: Augustine. It was like the only place you could go
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 2: and do anything because there was nothing to do in
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 2: In town, so we'd wind up at the beach or
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 2: doing whatever, right? And this bumper sticker was maybe the
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 2: most circulated bumper sticker in all of North Florida that
• 2:14:22
  Speaker 2: wasn't related to a college football team for a while.
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 2: And it was a die-cut dolphin for Marineland. Oh, yeah.
• 2:14:29
  Speaker 2: If you had that die-cut, it looked like a dolphin jumping,
• 2:14:32
  Speaker 2: and it had Marineland on it, and I swear on
• 2:14:35
  Speaker 2: my life, every three cars... In my hometown, in that area,
• 2:14:39
  Speaker 2: North Florida, had a Marineland sticker.
• 2:14:42
  Speaker 3: There are a lot that are regional. Like if you
• 2:14:44
  Speaker 3: go to South Carolina, there's a lot of one with
• 2:14:47
  Speaker 3: the fireworks. No, I was thinking, is it the Palmetto tree?
• 2:14:52
  Speaker 3: It's the Palmetto State. Yeah.
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 6: South Carolina.
• 2:14:56
  Speaker 3: And there's one of those stickers that every third car has.
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 2: I remember that, though, because it was always, follow me
• 2:15:03
  Speaker 2: to south of the border. Was south of the border
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 2: in South Carolina or Georgia? And that was the big
• 2:15:07
  Speaker 2: place where you could drive from Florida to get fireworks
• 2:15:10
  Speaker 2: because they wouldn't sell fireworks in this state.
• 2:15:12
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 2:15:12
  Speaker 2: I figured in that case it had to have been Georgia.
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe so.
• 2:15:16
  Speaker 8: The bad driving bumper stickers. This driver is trying. And
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 8: then trying is in crayon. Another one that says, please
• 2:15:25
  Speaker 8: be patient. I am nine years old.
• 2:15:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God, dude. Yeah.
• 2:15:30
  Speaker 2: And the other popular one was there was a radio
• 2:15:32
  Speaker 2: station in town for a while. That was a Christian radio.
• 2:15:35
  Speaker 2: I think it's still around the Christian radio station. Oh,
• 2:15:37
  Speaker 2: safer little ears. Oh my God. That was another one.
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 2: And the other one that was very popular, a restaurant.
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 2: And when it opened, four rivers was the one dude.
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 2: Do you remember everybody in town when they opened four
• 2:15:49
  Speaker 2: rivers had that four rivers bumper sticker on their car?
• 2:15:52
  Speaker 3: I had everybody.
• 2:15:53
  Speaker 8: I had one of my friends, uh, who out liberal
• 2:15:56
  Speaker 8: himself into pure untempered stupidity in front of me once.
• 2:15:59
  Speaker 8: And he goes, I hate those bumper stickers. The one
• 2:16:01
  Speaker 8: that says peace, love, and religion. I go, what are
• 2:16:04
  Speaker 8: you talking about? He goes, the peace. Look right there. Peace, love,
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 8: and religion bumper sticker right there. I go, dude, that's peace, love,
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 8: and four rivers.
• 2:16:14
  Speaker 2: Ron John bumper sticker somebody brought up. Oh, man, that T-shirt. Dude,
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 2: the Ron John t-shirt, again, when I was in high
• 2:16:21
  Speaker 2: school in the 80s, 81, 2, 3, 4, 5, whatever,
• 2:16:24
  Speaker 2: 82 through 85. If you had a Ron John t-shirt
• 2:16:28
  Speaker 2: in my hometown, you might as well have been wearing
• 2:16:31
  Speaker 2: a mink coat. It was the most coveted thing in
• 2:16:36
  Speaker 2: all of, if it wasn't for canvas Nikes with the
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 2: light blue stripe or light blue check, if you had
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 2: those and a Ron John t-shirt, it was just automatic chicks.
• 2:16:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't care.
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 8: And the members only jackets when they came out. I
• 2:16:50
  Speaker 8: think I found my favorite bumper sticker. I think I
• 2:16:52
  Speaker 8: found it. It's one of those wordy ones. So you
• 2:16:55
  Speaker 8: have to kind of be close at a red light.
• 2:16:57
  Speaker 8: You're not driving by this thing fast. It's small font,
• 2:17:00
  Speaker 8: but it says a lot of words quickly. It says,
• 2:17:02
  Speaker 8: if you can read this, you are in a coma.
• 2:17:04
  Speaker 8: The doctors say you'll never wake up. This is the
• 2:17:06
  Speaker 8: only way we've ever been able to reach you. Your
• 2:17:08
  Speaker 8: family misses you so much.
• 2:17:09
  Speaker 3: Wake up.
• 2:17:10
  Speaker 2: Please wake up.
• 2:17:11
  Speaker 3: That's so wild. Somebody went custom on that.
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 8: I know I would like to read. That would make
• 2:17:20
  Speaker 8: me laugh if I was at a red light, but whatevs.
• 2:17:22
  Speaker 8: All right, I'll die on this island.
• 2:17:24
  Speaker 2: I guess on your way, Deb, they have them that said,
• 2:17:26
  Speaker 2: I climb Mount Dora. Oh, yeah.
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:17:29
  Speaker 3: That's a lot of the mounts that aren't necessarily a
• 2:17:33
  Speaker 3: mountain have shirts like that. I climb Mount Pleasant.
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:17:36
  Speaker 2: I like the one that says, tell your cat. I said, psst, psst, psst.
• 2:17:39
  Speaker 2: That's a good one.
• 2:17:41
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 2: That's the new one. I love that.
• 2:17:43
  Speaker 3: Somebody has one that works at this building.
• 2:17:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's so cool.
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 2:17:46
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 2: That's funny. Not on our floor, but I think one
• 2:17:49
  Speaker 2: of the other ones.
• 2:17:50
  Speaker 3: Floors.
• 2:17:50
  Speaker 2: I used to see that in the parking lot. I said, psst, psst, psst. Yeah,
• 2:17:54
  Speaker 2: tell your cat I said, psst, psst, psst.
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 8: That's one of the greatest bumper stickers in the last five,
• 2:17:59
  Speaker 8: ten years right there. They're putting up MVP numbers. Yeah,
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 8: the kid beating up your honor student was a good one. Then,
• 2:18:04
  Speaker 8: of course, baby on board, but that wasn't really a sticker.
• 2:18:07
  Speaker 8: How about a bumper sticker that says, I may be stupid?
• 2:18:13
  Speaker 2: All right, 407-916-1041, text 77031. There's a little bit of
• 2:18:17
  Speaker 2: news before we get out of here today. I know
• 2:18:18
  Speaker 2: Deb has some, but Apple had their big showcase today
• 2:18:21
  Speaker 2: with their new CEO. and they rolled out their brand-new product. And,
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 2: of course, it is probably the best version of this
• 2:18:28
  Speaker 2: because what Apple does is they wait for other people
• 2:18:30
  Speaker 2: to try it. Then they look at the data, and
• 2:18:32
  Speaker 2: then they go and they make it 50 times better,
• 2:18:37
  Speaker 2: and they cure all the mistakes everybody made beforehand. Apple
• 2:18:40
  Speaker 2: is now offering a foldable phone.
• 2:18:42
  Speaker 8: And Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave off of
• 2:18:45
  Speaker 8: hearing you say that, which, by the way, you are correct.
• 2:18:49
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 2:18:49
  Speaker 8: But that is not what Apple was when Steve Jobs
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 8: was alive.
• 2:18:54
  Speaker 2: You're right. They were the trendsetters.
• 2:18:55
  Speaker 3: You're right.
• 2:18:56
  Speaker 8: They started all of this. But you're right. Now, later on,
• 2:19:01
  Speaker 8: decades later, they'll go, all right, what's working over there?
• 2:19:03
  Speaker 8: Now let's perfect it. And now here's our version, a.k.a.
• 2:19:07
  Speaker 8: kind of maybe the best.
• 2:19:08
  Speaker 2: And it's so funny because I actually, when I saw
• 2:19:10
  Speaker 2: the folded phone thing, I was like, wow, that's really
• 2:19:12
  Speaker 2: weird for Apple to like fall in line.
• 2:19:14
  Speaker 3: Usually they don't do that.
• 2:19:16
  Speaker 2: Then I read the story, and the story said that
• 2:19:19
  Speaker 2: when they broke the foldable phone, Tim Cook was still
• 2:19:22
  Speaker 2: the CEO, and they made a legitimate choice not to
• 2:19:28
  Speaker 2: go for that because they wanted to see what was
• 2:19:30
  Speaker 2: going to break on it because it was relatively a
• 2:19:31
  Speaker 2: new idea, and it kind of looked wild. It looked
• 2:19:34
  Speaker 2: like something that could go bad quickly. Maybe it wouldn't work.
• 2:19:36
  Speaker 2: The production would be difficult.
• 2:19:37
  Speaker 3: The one that they announced, first of all, the original
• 2:19:40
  Speaker 3: foldable phones, the big thing was the crease. The crease
• 2:19:44
  Speaker 3: was kind of annoying to everybody, and it was going
• 2:19:46
  Speaker 3: to make it very not iPhone-like. So they needed to
• 2:19:51
  Speaker 3: figure out a way where the crease didn't look like
• 2:19:53
  Speaker 3: something that was going to hinder your everyday experience. But
• 2:19:58
  Speaker 3: the thing about the one that they announced today was
• 2:20:00
  Speaker 3: when it is folded, it is an awkward shape. In
• 2:20:05
  Speaker 3: my opinion.
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 2: It's just a little bit bigger than a rectangle. It
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 2: looks like a notepad. It's more square than the iPhone.
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 2:20:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is square.
• 2:20:13
  Speaker 3: You're right.
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 8: It doesn't have the same rectangle. It's only a little
• 2:20:16
  Speaker 8: bit longer than it is wide. Have you guys seen,
• 2:20:19
  Speaker 8: Celina and I were looking at it. It's called the Duo,
• 2:20:21
  Speaker 8: by the way. Have you seen the footage of the
• 2:20:24
  Speaker 8: phone opening up and the software programming?
• 2:20:27
  Speaker 2: Ross was losing his mind watching this happen.
• 2:20:30
  Speaker 8: That brought me back to 2008, a new iPhone, when
• 2:20:33
  Speaker 8: you could zoom in and zoom out, and now this
• 2:20:35
  Speaker 8: Duo feature, oh, that's pretty sexy.
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 2: So you know what the deal is, right? Well, one
• 2:20:42
  Speaker 2: of the options I think that's kind of interesting, I
• 2:20:43
  Speaker 2: don't know if the foldable phones from other companies do this,
• 2:20:46
  Speaker 2: but you can run two apps at one time on
• 2:20:48
  Speaker 2: this phone. So when you open it up and split
• 2:20:51
  Speaker 2: the screen or you have the larger screen, on one
• 2:20:53
  Speaker 2: side you could run Facebook, on the other side you
• 2:20:54
  Speaker 2: could run whatever app you are running at the same
• 2:20:57
  Speaker 2: exact time.
• 2:20:58
  Speaker 3: It's basically a small iPad when you open it up.
• 2:21:00
  Speaker 3: It's exactly what it is. I did see some of
• 2:21:03
  Speaker 3: the previews where they take advantage of the fact that
• 2:21:06
  Speaker 3: there's a screen on the outside. So like if you're
• 2:21:09
  Speaker 3: If you're FaceTiming, you could include somebody that's on the
• 2:21:13
  Speaker 3: other side of the phone from you. Right, right, yeah.
• 2:21:15
  Speaker 3: Or you could put it up in like a little
• 2:21:18
  Speaker 3: teepee and watch your show on the smaller screen. Sure, yeah.
• 2:21:21
  Speaker 2: Even when you have the bigger screen. That, to me,
• 2:21:23
  Speaker 2: sounds a.
• 2:21:24
  Speaker 16: Little ….
• 2:21:26
  Speaker 2: You can use the Apple Pencil on it to do that.
• 2:21:30
  Speaker 3: Another thing Steve Jobs would have hated. He hated styluses. Yeah.
• 2:21:35
  Speaker 2: Seven and a half inch display, which is about 80%
• 2:21:37
  Speaker 2: larger than the newest iPhone 18 Pro. So it's a gigantic.
• 2:21:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's basically like you said, C-Lane. It's like
• 2:21:42
  Speaker 3: a small iPad. $ 2, 000 for the entry level. 1999.
• 2:21:48
  Speaker 8: One thing I wanted to know is that the biggest
• 2:21:50
  Speaker 8: complaint about the dual flip-open phones that have been out
• 2:21:54
  Speaker 8: with Samsung, I believe, is that you still kind of
• 2:21:57
  Speaker 8: had that crease.
• 2:21:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
• 2:21:59
  Speaker 8: You still kind of had that line in the middle
• 2:22:03
  Speaker 8: of the screen off of all of the footage. I
• 2:22:06
  Speaker 8: would like to personally know why that screen is folding
• 2:22:09
  Speaker 8: up and still being flat.
• 2:22:11
  Speaker 3: I want to see it in person.
• 2:22:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah, like.
• 2:22:12
  Speaker 2: Space age.
• 2:22:13
  Speaker 10: It looks.
• 2:22:14
  Speaker 2: The Duo will be available October 23rd. They are releasing
• 2:22:18
  Speaker 2: the 18 Pro and the 18 Pro Max. Those are
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 2: $ 1199 and $ 1299 respectively. And they can pre-order the phone
• 2:22:27
  Speaker 2: starting September 12th, which is just next week. You can
• 2:22:29
  Speaker 2: actually start this weekend. You can start ordering the phone.
• 2:22:33
  Speaker 2: The battery life is crazy, though. Did you see how
• 2:22:35
  Speaker 2: many hours of battery life it gets?
• 2:22:37
  Speaker 8: They were saying all day yeah 45 hours of video
• 2:22:40
  Speaker 8: playback for the iphone pro max and it charges faster
• 2:22:43
  Speaker 8: well you got more space to put a battery but
• 2:22:46
  Speaker 8: you're also having a device that needs more battery.
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 2: It says uh the foldable launch is straight out of
• 2:22:51
  Speaker 2: apple's playbook wait for the product to work out its
• 2:22:53
  Speaker 2: kinks for the market uh and they offer glimpses of
• 2:22:55
  Speaker 2: viability then enter and shape the category that's exactly what
• 2:22:59
  Speaker 2: apple plans to do to come in and uh just
• 2:23:01
  Speaker 2: completely dominate with a product that's 50 times better than
• 2:23:04
  Speaker 2: the best one that somebody else has. You will be
• 2:23:06
  Speaker 2: losing your Face ID if you get the iPhone Duo.
• 2:23:10
  Speaker 15: Oh, really?
• 2:23:10
  Speaker 3: No more Face ID. It does not have a LiDAR sensor.
• 2:23:14
  Speaker 3: That's what gives you the Face ID.
• 2:23:15
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 2:23:16
  Speaker 3: So instead, it'll be going back to your fingerprint to
• 2:23:18
  Speaker 3: unlock the phone or to make purchases.
• 2:23:20
  Speaker 2: I didn't mind that either, actually. I had one phone
• 2:23:23
  Speaker 2: that had the fingerprint thing, and I loved it.
• 2:23:24
  Speaker 3: At first, I didn't. Then I did.
• 2:23:26
  Speaker 8: The only reason why I don't like the face ID
• 2:23:28
  Speaker 8: is for its dystopian ways. Not because it doesn't work.
• 2:23:32
  Speaker 8: It's always worked.
• 2:23:33
  Speaker 2: It's kind of cool. When I got the phone that
• 2:23:35
  Speaker 2: I had now.
• 2:23:36
  Speaker 3: And then the way our building works is that, you know,
• 2:23:38
  Speaker 3: you get a new phone, you can't walk in because you,
• 2:23:41
  Speaker 3: somebody has to invite your new phone to open the door.
• 2:23:44
  Speaker 3: And so I had to get somebody to let me in.
• 2:23:46
  Speaker 3: And I think it was Jack. I think it was Bradshaw.
• 2:23:49
  Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, I got a new phone
• 2:23:50
  Speaker 3: and I'm liking this face ID thing. And he goes,
• 2:23:53
  Speaker 3: What was your old phone? Because I had a phone
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 3: with Touch ID up until a year ago or maybe two.
• 2:24:01
  Speaker 3: When I got the iPhone 16, they just announced the 18.
• 2:24:04
  Speaker 3: So do the math. I had had the Lite version,
• 2:24:08
  Speaker 3: the cheapo value version of the iPhone up until then,
• 2:24:11
  Speaker 3: and it still had the thumbprint. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:24:13
  Speaker 2: I always get my wife's leftovers. I haven't had a
• 2:24:16
  Speaker 2: new phone in forever. I just get the one that
• 2:24:18
  Speaker 2: she doesn't. She doesn't use it anymore, and the last
• 2:24:20
  Speaker 2: one I got before this one was a Touch ID.
• 2:24:22
  Speaker 2: This is the one.
• 2:24:23
  Speaker 8: This is the one that you take the charge, and
• 2:24:25
  Speaker 8: you get the nice phone.
• 2:24:27
  Speaker 2: 407-916-1041. Text us, 77031. Deb, you heard it here first?
• 2:24:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Malibu declares a local emergency due to a sinkhole.
• 2:24:34
  Speaker 5: What makes this interesting is where it's located. I should
• 2:24:37
  Speaker 5: say what famous person's property. A lightning strike claims a
• 2:24:42
  Speaker 5: life in celebration, and Girl Scouts' new cookies are going
• 2:24:45
  Speaker 5: to the dogs. We'll talk about that next during You
• 2:24:47
  Speaker 5: Heard It Here First.
• 2:24:48
  Speaker 2: You got it. Take a little break. We'll come back
• 2:24:49
  Speaker 2: and get Deb's news and get the hell out of
• 2:24:50
  Speaker 2: here on a Wednesday.
• 2:24:51
  Speaker 1: It's time for a Talkback Purge on The Jim Colbert Show.
• 2:25:03
  Speaker 6: So there's four horsemen of the I-4 apocalypse.
• 2:25:06
  Speaker 2: It's Salt Life, Disney Pass Holder, Z883, and Student Driver. Hi, guys.
• 2:25:13
  Speaker 2: It's Echo.
• 2:25:14
  Speaker 18: Well, my mom had a license plate, not a bumper sticker,
• 2:25:18
  Speaker 18: but it was Lady in Red, L-D-Y-N-R-D. And she was
• 2:25:24
  Speaker 18: so satisfied that she got it until somebody asked her,
• 2:25:28
  Speaker 18: so you're a lady nerd?
• 2:25:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's rough.
• 2:25:32
  Speaker 10: Bye.
• 2:25:34
  Speaker 2: You win.
• 2:25:34
  Speaker 16: It's truly a banner day, buddy. I mean, not only
• 2:25:37
  Speaker 16: are you more of a man than Ross Padgett, a
• 2:25:38
  Speaker 16: better driver than Debra. I've got more hair than Jimmy,
• 2:25:42
  Speaker 16: but you're not divorced. So you got one up on Chase, too.
• 2:25:45
  Speaker 16: If I think of something for Bradshaw, I'll get back
• 2:25:47
  Speaker 16: to you. You win today, bud.
• 2:25:49
  Speaker 3: I see why you volunteered to stick around.
• 2:25:51
  Speaker 2: Make yourself feel a lot better. That is not why
• 2:25:53
  Speaker 2: I come here. That's not at all. What up, Chase? Yes, Drew.
• 2:25:57
  Speaker 3: Let's be honest. Apple's tagline should be like, hey, Samsung
• 2:26:01
  Speaker 3: done it first. We're catching up five years later. And
• 2:26:05
  Speaker 3: doing it better. That's the thing.
• 2:26:07
  Speaker 2: Like, my buddy Code Black hates Apple so much. I
• 2:26:10
  Speaker 2: think he just hates it because of how popular it is.
• 2:26:13
  Speaker 2: And he constantly tries to tell me how much better
• 2:26:15
  Speaker 2: that other, like Samsung and other products are. And I
• 2:26:18
  Speaker 2: always tell him, well, it's not. It's just not. I mean,
• 2:26:21
  Speaker 2: it's just not better. Like, I have this stupid thing
• 2:26:23
  Speaker 2: that I bought here, this Lenovo. Fine laptop, I guess.
• 2:26:26
  Speaker 2: This is a pissant laptop compared to even the smallest
• 2:26:29
  Speaker 2: entry-level Apple laptop. It's not even the same planet of machine.
• 2:26:35
  Speaker 2: It's not. I mean, this might as well be a
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 2: block of lead compared. It is that bad.
• 2:26:40
  Speaker 3: Go back to the podcast where I told you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:26:44
  Speaker 2: All right, 407-916-1041, Texas 77031.
• 2:26:47
  Speaker 3: I am Jim.
• 2:26:48
  Speaker 2: Deb and C-Lane and Ross are here as well. Speaking
• 2:26:50
  Speaker 2: of Deb, let's do You Heard It Here First. It's
• 2:26:54
  Speaker 2: time for You Heard It Here First on The Jim
• 2:26:57
  Speaker 2: Colbert Show.
• 2:26:58
  Speaker 5: Malibu, California is declaring a local emergency due to a
• 2:27:01
  Speaker 5: massive sinkhole.
• 2:27:03
  Speaker 6: It started in the driveway of a $ 10.
• 2:27:05
  Speaker 5: 5 million home, reportedly belonging to actor Nicolas Cage. The
• 2:27:09
  Speaker 5: sinkhole on C-Level Drive, a private road, has expanded to
• 2:27:13
  Speaker 5: about 30 feet deep and 60 feet wide. Malibu City
• 2:27:17
  Speaker 5: spokesperson Matt Meyerhoff says the sinkhole is the result of
• 2:27:20
  Speaker 5: several factors working together.
• 2:27:23
  Speaker 19: High waves, storm surge, high tides, all of those things
• 2:27:27
  Speaker 19: are happening and have been for the last several weeks.
• 2:27:30
  Speaker 19: So that really does a lot of erosion on the
• 2:27:32
  Speaker 19: edge of roads and properties and homes.
• 2:27:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, 31 homes, in fact, in the area are red-tagged,
• 2:27:38
  Speaker 5: meaning they're not safe to enter. So an evacuation order
• 2:27:41
  Speaker 5: is in effect for all affected properties. Closer to home,
• 2:27:44
  Speaker 5: a 20-year-old Michigan man who was hospitalized Tuesday evening after
• 2:27:48
  Speaker 5: a lightning strike in celebration has died. According to the
• 2:27:52
  Speaker 5: Osceola County Sheriff's Office, the incident occurred on a walking
• 2:27:55
  Speaker 5: path behind a hotel building. Bystanders were performing CPR on
• 2:27:58
  Speaker 5: the man as deputies arrived. The man, identified today as
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  Speaker 5: Matthew Eric Jenkins of Shelby Township, Michigan, was later pronounced
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  Speaker 5: dead at Celebration Hospital.
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  Speaker 3: There's been a couple stories of lightning strikes where people
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  Speaker 3: have survived recently.
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  Speaker 6: One couple out in Winter Garden, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There was one in, I want to say, I don't
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  Speaker 3: remember where it was, but the guy got, you know,
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  Speaker 3: he saw it on camera and then he came in
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  Speaker 3: the woman's house and she called the ambulance for him.
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  Speaker 3: And every time I see somebody survive one, I go,
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  Speaker 3: That wouldn't be me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lightning's having a moment.
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  Speaker 6: It is.
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  Speaker 3: Lightning is on one.
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  Speaker 5: It's been a dangerous summer so far this year. And
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  Speaker 5: then finally, the Girl Scouts are going to launch two
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  Speaker 5: new cookies for the 2027 season, including one for dogs.
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  Speaker 5: The dog treat is called Patch Pals and was developed
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  Speaker 5: with the dog subscription box company Bark. It's described as
• 2:28:46
  Speaker 5: a soft-baked blueberry muffin-flavored treat. For humans, there will be
• 2:28:50
  Speaker 5: a new allergy-friendly cookie called Sparkables, created with allergy-friendly brand Partake.
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  Speaker 5: It's an oatmeal cookie with chocolate chips that avoids the
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  Speaker 5: major food allergens like peanuts, eggs, and milk. Both new
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  Speaker 5: treats will be available online only starting January 12th.
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  Speaker 3: Sparkables and Partake sound like they're in a completely different industry.
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  Speaker 2: You have to get at the dispensary. I think the
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  Speaker 2: order of that wrong. Sparkables, then Sparkables. There you go.
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  Speaker 6: And you heard it here first on the Jim Colbert Show.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Deb.
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  Speaker 2: Appreciate that very much. We don't have a question of
• 2:29:19
  Speaker 2: the day, but we do have coming up tomorrow. We'll
• 2:29:21
  Speaker 2: have Chloe G in tomorrow. Let's see. Colbert Courtney's tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: Glenn Clausman. Mel Taylor is dropping by tomorrow to talk
• 2:29:27
  Speaker 2: about their golf tournament they have coming up. And it's
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  Speaker 2: the last one, I think, for Mel Taylor, which is
• 2:29:31
  Speaker 2: a bit of a legend that's going away.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 2: She's held this Bad Girls Club golf tournament to raise
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  Speaker 2: money for years now. I think this is like the
• 2:29:41
  Speaker 2: 10th or 12th or 15th one or something, and it's
• 2:29:43
  Speaker 2: the last one they're doing. So we'll have Mel come
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  Speaker 2: in and tell you all about that tomorrow. And other
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  Speaker 2: than that, C. Lane, thanks so much, buddy. We appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for having me.
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  Speaker 3: You got it, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: Who do we have to thank today, young Lenny?
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  Speaker 5: Well, we want to thank C. Lane for producing for
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  Speaker 5: us today. Yeah, doing a double shift. Also want to
• 2:29:59
  Speaker 5: thank that mortgage guy, Don, for saucing up our Wednesdays.
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  Speaker 5: Kenny Tallier and Commander from the Pet Alliance. Orlando Sentinel
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  Speaker 5: columnist Scott Maxwell, just in case you missed Animal House
• 2:30:09
  Speaker 5: or Scott's Call. Both of their podcasts have already been
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  Speaker 5: posted at the Jim Colbert Show. Also want to thank
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  Speaker 5: Chase Padgett and Emily Fontana. Don't forget their show tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 2: At the Dr.
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  Speaker 5: Phillips Center for the Performing Arts. Once more, I want
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  Speaker 5: to thank Ian Musig with Tampa Bay Brewing Company and
• 2:30:25
  Speaker 5: Paul Ushko with Cascades Inn for their silent auction items
• 2:30:28
  Speaker 5: they've donated to the Suds, Pups, and Pints. And then
• 2:30:31
  Speaker 5: last but never least, Candice Rich and Alicia Boulware for
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 5: running our YouTube chat.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Appreciate it. Ross, stand up.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, it's happening on the 26th after Suds, Pups, and Pints.
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  Speaker 8: I will be in Daytona doing sketch comedy Daytona.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see what happens.
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  Speaker 6: Take a long day for you.
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  Speaker 6: And go put some hump in your day.
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  Speaker 11: Crash blocking the right lane I-4 westbound before John Young Parkway.
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  Speaker 17: Right now, I-4 Westbound, the off-ramp to 190.