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Old Testament Bible Heroes with Josiah & Judah · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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  Hey guys, I'm Josiah. And I'm Judah.
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  Welcome to our Hero series, where we tell you about an
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  awesome hero in the Bible. The hero that we're going to
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  learn about someone who is obedient to God.
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  That's right, lots of bad things happened to him.
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  But he kept trusting in God, and in the end he was promoted to a
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  really cool job. Our hero this week is.
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  Joseph. All right, Josiah, tell us what
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  you know about Joseph. Duh.
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  Joseph was Mary's husband and Mary was Jesus's mom.
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  That's a different Joseph. We're talking about the kid with
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  the coat, Joseph. Right.
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  Joseph was the youngest boy in his family, and he was the
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  favorite. All right, Josiah, tell us what
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  you know about Joseph. Duh.
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  One day his dad made him a really awesome coat that had
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  lots of colors on it and it was Fan and Sea and Joseph's
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  brothers. They were really jealous of him.
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  Then Joseph would have dreams from the Lord and in these
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  dreams his brothers would bow down to him.
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  Joseph would tell his brothers these dreams and his brothers
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  started to hate Joseph. Well, one day they threw him
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  into a giant hole and sold him as a sleep for 20 pieces of
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  silver. From there, Joseph was sold in
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  Egypt to a man named Potiphar, who was one of the main guys in
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  charge. The End.
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  Hold on, that's just the beginning.
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  We haven't even talked about how Joseph became a hero.
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  You see, Joseph worked really hard and Potiphar started to
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  really like him. But guess who else really likes
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  Joseph? Who?
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  Potiphar's wife. Well, I'm sure that everyone
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  like Joseph because he has got favor on his life and God bless
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  everything he did. Yeah, but Potiphar's life, like,
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  really, really, really liked Joseph.
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  No way. How do you know?
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  Well, she would tell Joseph that she wanted to kiss him and hold
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  his hand. EW, stop right there.
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  Joseph can't do that because she has cooties and because that's
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  not his wife. She's married to Potiphar.
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  Exactly. And she would try and try to get
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  Joseph to kiss her and hold her hand.
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  Dude, please spare me the details.
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  Sorry. Every time she tried, Joseph
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  would tell her no. He would tell her that Potiphar
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  trusts him and that they are friends.
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  You could never sin against God. Joseph was the ultimate bro
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  because he followed the bro code and the God code.
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  Well, what happened after he would tell her no.
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  Well, one day she tried to kiss him and grabbed his coat and he
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  took off Ronnie and she held onto his coat.
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  Then she yelled for the guards and told her husband, Potiphar,
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  that Joseph tried to kiss her and hold her hand.
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  Dude, she lied. I know, but guess what?
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  Potiphar believed his wife and he had Joseph thrown into
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  prison. The end.
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  It's not over. You see.
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  Joseph stayed faithful to God and trusted in him.
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  Two years later, Joseph was released from prison and was
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  promoted to be second in command over all of Egypt.
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  Many years after that, his brothers came to Egypt because
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  they needed food and bowed down to him.
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  Hey, that was just like his dream.
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  Wow. Joseph was a hero.
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  Because even when times were tough, he continued to put his
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  trust in God. And in the end, it was obvious
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  that God rewarded his faithfulness.
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  Joseph. Now that guy was a hero.
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  Hey guys, I'm Josiah. And I'm Judah.
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  Welcome to our Hero series, where we tell you about an
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  awesome hero in the Bible. The hero that we're going to
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  learn about was super strong and had really long hair.
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  That's right. He was a judge that was
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  appointed by God to protect the Israelites.
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  Our hero this week is whoa, whoa, whoa.
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  Whoa, whoa. Our hero is not John Cena.
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  Oh, come on. If it's not John Cena, then I
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  don't know who it could be. Our hero is Samson.
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  Oh Samson, the dude with the big huge muscles who had biceps.
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  Actually, Samson wasn't strong because he had big muscles.
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  He was really strong because he was anointed by God.
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  It was God's anointing that made him so strong that one time he
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  killed the lion with his bare hands.
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  Get out of here. He had bare hands, Judah.
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  I'm just thinking, and I might be stretching it, but if he had
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  bare hands, then he definitely had bare feet, right?
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  No. Samson was a judge of Israel,
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  and his job was to protect the Israelites from the Philistines.
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  Oh, not Phil again. When is he going to learn that
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  he just doesn't win? Josiah Philistines, not Phil
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  Osteen. Anyways, the Philistines wanted
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  to kill him, so one time they sent 1000 soldiers after him.
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  And he was surrounded. He looked to his left and saw a
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  grenade, looked to his right, saw a bazooka.
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  Josiah, they didn't have those back then.
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  Samson picked up a jawbone of a donkey and defeated all of them.
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  What? What is that?
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  Well, you said he defeated them, so.
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  That means he beat them up. He didn't take off their feet.
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  Anyways, Just like every other superhero, Samson had a
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  weakness. Do you want to guess what his
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  weakness was? Kryptonite.
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  Nope. Fluffy bunnies.
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  Wrong. His weakness was falling in love
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  with evil women. Samson fell in love with a
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  Philistine woman named Delilah. I was just about to say that
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  wait, is Samson dumb? His enemy is the Philistines and
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  he's falling in love with their ladies.
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  This sounds like a. Trap.
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  It was every night, Delilah would tell Samson.
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  Tell me the secret to your strength.
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  And he would lie and make things up, like he couldn't be tied up
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  with ropes. And then Delilah would tie him
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  up with ropes in his sleep and she would yell, Samson, the
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  Philistines are on you. And then he would bust out of
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  the ropes and beat up the Philistine army.
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  Well, one night Samson told Delilah the truth that his
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  strength comes from not cutting his hair.
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  Wait, does your strength come from your beard?
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  Like if I shave it, will you be weak?
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  No, I'll just look like I'm 12. That night, Delilah cut his hair
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  and yelled Samson. The Philistines are on you.
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  Samson tried to get up and fight back, but his strength was gone.
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  The Philistines beat him up, took him as a prisoner and even
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  poked his eyes out. Not cool, Phil.
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  Not cool. Later on, the Philistines were
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  so happy about capturing Samson that they had a giant party.
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  They put Samson in between 2 pillars of the building so they
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  can laugh at him. Well, Samson knew that he still
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  had the job to do and he prayed to God and asked him to give him
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  strength one last time. Samson then pushed the pillars
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  and broke them, causing the whole building to fall and kill
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  all the Philistines in it. That day, Samson killed more
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  Philistines than he had his entire life.
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  But what happened to Samson? He died too.
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  What? So Samson is a hero because he
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  protected the Israelites against the Philistines.
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  And even though he messed up and told Delilah the secret to his
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  strength, God gave him super strength one last time to kill
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  the Philistines. And he did it.
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  Now, Samson, that guy was a hero.
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  Hey guys, I'm Josiah. And I'm Judah.
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  Welcome to our Hero series, where we tell you about an
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  awesome hero in the Bible. The hero that we're going to
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  learn about was faithful and loving.
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  That's right. She was a great woman of God.
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  There's a book in the Bible named after her.
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  Our hero this week is. Roof.
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  That's right. Wait, what?
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  Our hero isn't a roof. That's what you said before we
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  recorded this thing. Or is it rough?
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  No, no. Our hero is Ruth.
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  Ruth. Ruth.
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  Looking back, I can totally see how I got confused.
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  Josiah. Just tell us what you know about
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  Ruth. Well, honestly, I had studied
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  roofs because that's what I thought we were going to talk
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  about. So I know all about butterfly
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  roofs, Dutch hip roofs, flat roofs, baby roofs.
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  You know what, Josiah? Just let me tell the story.
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  There was this guy and his name was Alimola and he was married
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  to a lady named Naomi. Hint, hint, she's pretty
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  important. And they have two sons named
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  Chilean and Malin. Hey Judah, what happens if you
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  put water on that guy Mullen? You get a watermelon.
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  Really, that's the best you could come up with?
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  You know what tastes good with that watermelon if you put some
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  Chilean? Anyways, they moved to a city
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  called Moab. In that city, Chilean and Melon
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  got married to two old by women. Chilean married Orba, and you
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  want to guess who Melon married? Ariel from The Little Mermaid
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  and they had kids named Watermelon, or as I like to say,
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  Watermelon. No.
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  He married Ruth years after they were married.
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  Elimelech died, Chilean died and Malin died.
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  When all this happened, Naomi told Orpa and Ruth to go back
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  home and to get remarried. Orpa left and started.
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  ATV show where she gives everyone free stuff and says you
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  get a car and you get a car and everyone gets a car.
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  No, no, no, no. Not Oprah.
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  Orpa, when Naomi told Ruth this, she said no, She told Naomi,
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  Wherever you go, I will go. Your people will be my people
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  and your God, my God. What's so special about that?
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  More by People didn't believe in God and they worshipped the
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  idols. But when Ruth learned about God
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  from Naomi's family, her life wasn't the same.
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  Then she believed, so Naomi and Ruth moved to Judah.
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  Not you, Judah, is the country I remember.
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  And while they were there, Ruth would go out to the field and
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  would pick up the wheat off the floor that the workers would
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  drop so she could feed Naomi. Well, the guy who owned the
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  field was related to Naomi. His name was Boaz, and he
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  thought Ruth was pretty good looking.
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  So he told his workers to drop more wheat on the floor on
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  purpose so that Ruth would have more wheat to take home.
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  Judah One time I liked a girl and I would try and give her one
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  of my Reese's Peanut Butter cups so she would like me back, but
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  it didn't work. Did it work for Boaz?
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  It actually did. Eventually, Boaz and Ruth got
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  married and they had a son named Obed who was the grandpa of King
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  David who was part of the family of Jesus.
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  So Ruth is a hero because she left her old life of worshipping
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  idols to worship God. She stayed with Naomi and served
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  her, and by being faithful to Naomi, she met Boaz, who she
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  would marry and together they would have a son and be a part
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  of the family of Jesus. Now, Ruth, she was a hero.
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  Hey guys, I'm Josiah. And I'm Judah.
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  Welcome to our Hero series, where you tell you about an
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  awesome hero in the Bible. The hero that we're going to
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  learn about did something really incredible when he was just a
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  boy. He knew God was really strong
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  and would protect him. Our hero this week is Dave.
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  Josiah, why don't you tell us what you know about David?
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  Well, David had eight brothers and he was the youngest out of
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  all of them. Everyone had a job to do and
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  David got the stinkiest job of them all.
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  He had to watch the sheep. It was super boring and nothing
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  exciting ever happened. That's not true.
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  David killed a lion and a bear while protecting his sheep.
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  Oh, that's right. OK, so one time a lion came and
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  try to steal a sheep and David pulled out his bazooka and he
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  shot a whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. First of all, I'm pretty sure
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  they didn't have bazookas back then.
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  And second of all, David killed the bear and a lion with his
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  sling. Whoa, that must have been one
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  dangerous swing. No, not a swing, a sling.
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  What's a sling? It's like a slingshot.
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  It was a long piece of leather that would hold a rock in the
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  middle of it, and then you would swing it round and round and let
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  it go and the rock would fly out and whack.
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  You're dead. And it's only three easy
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  payments of 1995 if you call in the next 5 minutes.
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  One time there was a battle between the Philistines and the
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  Israelites. Oh, poor Phil.
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  He's outnumbered for sure. He's going to lose.
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  What? No, not Phil Osteen.
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  It's the Philistines. The Philistines had this giant
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  who was 9 feet 9 inches tall. His name was Goliath.
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  Whoa, that dude is almost as tall as a basketball goal.
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  I bet he could dump the ball super easy.
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  I'm pretty sure he could well, Goliath said to the Israelites
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  that they should send out their best warrior to fight him, and
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  whoever won the fight would win the war.
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  How would they know who won? Well, it was a fight to the
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  death, so if you're still alive then you won, but if you're
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  dead, then you lost. No one wanted to fight Goliath
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  because he was so big for 40 days.
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  Goliath would insult the Israelites and tell them mean
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  things like. Oh, I I know he would say mean
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  things like yo Mama jokes. Like, yo Mama is so old she
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  dated Phil Osteen. What?
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  No, it wasn't, yo. Mama jokes.
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  Oh. One day David left his sheep to
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  go visit his older brothers, who were soldiers in the battle, and
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  bring them food. When he got there, he saw
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  Goliath and how afraid everyone was to fight him.
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  David heard that King Saul would give a reward to whoever fought
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  and killed Goliath. You want to know what that
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  reward was? A lifetime supply of chocolates.
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  No. Panda.
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  No. What about a whole bunch of
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  money gets to marry the King's daughter and his family doesn't
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  have to pay taxes? Actually, that's correct.
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  How'd you know? And lucky guess.
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  So David told King Saw that he was going to fight Goliath.
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  David walked down to the Little River not wearing any armor.
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  He grabbed 5 smooth rocks and took his slingshot and walked to
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  Goliath. Goliath looked at David and
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  started laughing and said. Let me tell the rest of the
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  story. I think I know how it goes.
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  All right, Goliath said. Hey, you a cute little boy.
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  I'm gonna cut your head off with my giant sword.
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  And David said yeah, right, God's on my side.
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  And David took the slingshot and launched a rock and smack
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  Goliath right in the center of his head.
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  Goliath fell to the ground. The crowd cheered and started
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  chanting. MVP, MVP.
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  And David took Glide's sword and yelled, sworded, and chopped
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  Glide's head off the end. More or less that day the
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  Israelites defeat of the Philistines because of David's
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  bravery. Wow.
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  David was only a shepherd, but he killed a lion, a bear, and
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  now a giant because he knew that God would protect him and
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  deliver him. David.
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  Now that kid was a hero. I'm Josiah.
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  And now I'm Judah. Welcome to our Hero series,
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  where we tell you about an awesome hero in the Bible.
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  The hero that we're going to learn about was one of the
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  smartest guys to ever live. That's right.
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  God really helped him out and he made wise decisions.
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  Give it up, you must for Yoda. Yoda.
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  Dude, Yeah, Yoda is super smart. Josiah, this is our hero series
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  where we tell kids about an awesome hero in the Bible.
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  OK, you're right. Please give it up for Solomon.
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  Wait, Who's Solomon? Solomon was King David's son,
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  and he took over being king when he was only a teenager.
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  That's a really big responsibility for someone who
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  is just a teenager. It is.
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  Solomon loved God and wanted to do right in his eyes.
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  One night in a dream, God told Solomon that he would give him
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  anything he wanted. Oh man, if I was Solomon, I
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  would have wished for a boat $45 and for a million more wishes.
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  Solomon didn't ask for money or a boat, or to be the most
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  powerful man in the world. Solomon asked God for wisdom to
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  help him make great decisions because he chose wisdom over
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  everything else. God still bless Solomon with
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  lots of money and lots of power. He put God first, and God
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  rewarded him. That's right.
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  One day these two ladies came to King Solomon for help.
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  Oh wait, I know they needed help picking what purse to wear.
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  What shoes look better? Oh, if this dress makes them
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  look, no. No, no, no.
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  The two ladies both had babies, but one night one of the babies
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  had died and the mom of the dead baby was so sad that in the
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  middle of the night she took and swapped her baby out with
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  another so that that mom would think her baby had died.
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  This is so dramatic. It's way better than The
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  Bachelorette. Well, what happened?
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  King Solomon didn't know who the real mother was.
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  Wait, they couldn't just do adna test like on those TV shows
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  where the guy says you are not the father?
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  Nope. So he decided that he should cut
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  the baby in half. This way both moms can have a
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  piece of the baby. Dude, why would he do that?
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  You'll see. So the lady who was lying said
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  yes, cut the baby in half, but the lady who was really the
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  mother said no, please don't hurt the baby, Let her keep it.
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  This is getting so dramatic. Well, from what those ladies
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  said, King Solomon knew who the real mother was and let her keep
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  the baby. What?
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  How do you know? Well, he knew, because no mom
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  would ever want anything bad to happen to their child.
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  Oh, that makes sense. Well, except my mom.
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  She spanks me. Josiah, the reason Mom spanks
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  you is because you deserve it. But she also loves you.
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  You're right, man. King Solomon.
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  He could have had anything he wanted, but he chose wisdom.
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  He was one of the smartest guys to ever live, and saving that
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  baby's life was just one of the many great things that he did.
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  Wow, King Solomon. Now that guy was a hero.
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  Hey guys, I'm Josiah. And I'm Judah.
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  Welcome to our Hero series, where we tell you about an
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  awesome hero in the Bible. The hero that we're going to
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  learn about was the goat. Wait, hold on.
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  He's not a goat. No, Judah, not a real goat.
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  You know. Goat.
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  GOAT. It stands for the greatest of
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  all time. Our hero was one of the greatest
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  prophets ever. Well, yeah, he was, and he was
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  well respected everywhere he went.
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  A lot of the prophecies he would tell had to do with the coming
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  of Jesus. Our hero this week is Isaiah.
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  All right, Josiah, tell us what you know about.
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  Isaiah Well, Isaiah loved God and was obedient to him.
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  He even had a book in the Bible named after him.
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  And that's where we get the verse by Jesus.
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  Stripes, I am healed. That's it.
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  Should I know more? You should pay close attention.
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  In the Bible there was this guy named Hezekiah and he was the
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  king over all of Judah. Wait.
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  How old are you? 27.
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  That's not true. If you were in the Bible, and
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  the Bible is thousands of years old, then you've got to be a few
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  1000 + 27. You're a few 1027 years old.
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  You're old. Josiah.
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  Judah was the name of a country, you know, like America, Mexico.
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  I got it. So Hezekiah was the king of
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  Judah and there was this guy named Sinacharob.
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  God blessing. And he was the king of Assyria.
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  Cinna Cherub sent a messenger. Oh, you mean a message like a
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  Facebook message? No, like a real person.
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  They didn't have Facebook back then anyways, so the messenger
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  went to Judah and told them that the Assyrian army was going to
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  come and take over Judah and that God couldn't save them.
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  Oh. No, he didn't.
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  When the country of Judah heard this, the people went to go tell
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  King Hezekiah what had happened. Want to guess what King Hezekiah
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  did? He rolled up in a ball and
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  cried. Nope.
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  Ate ice cream and watched the notebook.
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  No. Oh, it's obvious.
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  He got an army together and fought back.
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  Actually he didn't even get an army together.
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  He sent some people to tell the prophet Isaiah what had happened
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  and Isaiah said tell King Hezekiah not to be afraid.
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  God says he will deal with sin A.
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  Cherub Oh, it's over for that, dude.
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  What happened next? One night an Angel of the Lord
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  came and killed the Assyrian army that was trying to destroy
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  Judah. 185,000 Assyrian soldiers died that night.
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  Whoa. God really protected Judah and
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  kept them safe. That's right.
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  Isaiah was a hero because when hard times came, he prayed to
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  God and knew that he could put his trust in him to take care of
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  any situation. Isaiah, now that guy was a hero.
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  Hey guys, I'm Josiah. And I'm Judah.
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  Welcome to our Hero series, where we tell you about an
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  awesome hero in the Bible. The hero that we're going to
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  learn about lived underwater for three days.
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  That's right, he's probably the only guy in history to have been
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  eaten by a whale and live to tell the tale.
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  Our hero this week is Pinocchio. No, it's not.
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  Our hero is Jonah. But Pinocchio did get swallowed
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  by a whale. Josiah Pinocchio isn't real, but
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  our Bible story is. Why don't you tell us what you
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  know about Jonah? Jonah was a prophet, and God
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  told him to go to Nineveh to tell the people to get their
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  lives together because they were doing a lot of bad things.
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  Well, Jonah didn't want to go and so he got on a boat and went
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  in the other direction, landed on an island and you won't
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  believe who was there. Justin Bieber.
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  Apparently people got tired of listening to his music and stuck
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  him on that island. Josiah, where do you get your
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  stories from? Listen, Jonah got on a boat to
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  run away from God, and while he was on the boat, there was a
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  huge storm. The waves were super high and
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  Jonah ended up getting thrown overboard.
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  Oh man, I've been telling the wrong story.
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  As soon as Jonah hit the water, the storm stopped and the sea
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  was super calm. Then a whale was swimmed by and
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  he was super hungry, so he swam by.
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  Then he swam by again and then bam, the whale swallowed Jonah
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  and one big goal, and that's where 711 got the idea for a big
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  goal. Not quite.
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  Whales don't eat people, but God sent this whale on a special
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  mission to rescue Jonah while Jonah was in the belly of a
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  whale. Do you want to guess what he
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  did? I'm going to say he made sushi.
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  Wrong. Ate s'mores.
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  Nope. He gave up and said, oh, whale.
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  Wrong again. He prayed to God and told him
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  that he was sorry and he would go back to Nineveh and tell the
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  people to stop being evil. Hold on.
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  If the whale swallowed Jonah, then how did he get out?
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  Did the whale poop him out? No, the whale threw him up.
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  Wait, did Jonah know how to speak Whale?
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  Maybe. Maybe, he said.
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  Thank you, and the whale said. You're welcome.
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  Jonah went to Nineveh and told the people to stop being so
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  evil. The people in Nineveh changed
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  their ways and became good people.
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  The end. The end.
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  So even though Jonah disobeyed God got thrown overboard and was
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  eaten by a whale. He prayed and asked God for a
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  second chance. Then he went to Nineveh and
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  helped save all their lives. Jonah, Now that guy was a hero.