Latest / Citizen Frame / Halloween Month and a 1/2 episode 8: Suspiria (1977)
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- 0:17All right people sad day today it we are at the end of halloween month and a
- 0:23half until next halloween or at least until our next film frankenstein so next week,
- 0:29yeah well listen frankenstein doesn't frankenstein doesn't count as a genre so that's not because,
- 0:36it's a new release right yeah well we're sort of that's my band in the rules
- 0:40yeah that's my train of thought i just got to i just saw frankenstein obviously
- 0:46on netflix i wonder if it's playing in if it's playing in the theater here i
- 0:50would like to do justice to go see it in the theater but not it's on Netflix
- 0:54so we'll be doing that podcast later this week,
- 0:57so go give it a watch before you come listen to us I won't give you my verdict on it yet but anyways,
- 1:04we're here to end we started with Black Friday no no Black Sunday no no no no
- 1:11it was house by the cemetery yeah,
- 1:13Oh, yes. We had two Italian films. Yes. Yes. House by the Cemetery, which was god-awful.
- 1:22And so- And your opinion. And that's the only one that counts. Oh. Yeah.
- 1:28How arrogant is that? Yeah. Fucking right. Name dropping. Recognized, motherfucker.
- 1:34Happy Sunday, everybody. Yeah. We're on good farm this morning.
- 1:40I cleaned my flat today. I've been up since like six. Right?
- 1:46Shit the bed again, did you? Right? I changed my sheets, the nurse came.
- 1:53Fuck off. I shaved the beard. Right? I got rid of the beard. Okay.
- 1:59Way, oh yeah. Just too high maintenance. Right? Like yourself then? Ironically?
- 2:06Fuck off. Anytime you take a sip of something, you got to wipe your fucking
- 2:09beard. I have only ever, I've never grown a beard.
- 2:13But for charity, it's like a Movember, I think it's called, thing in work I
- 2:18grew a moustache for the first time a couple of years ago
- 2:21And I looked like a 1970s Belfast terrorist So, it was bad looking Wow,
- 2:29just going for the IRA look Yeah, well, something like that anyway Yeah,
- 2:34it wasn't a good look, but yeah But it was for charity, you know, so there you go,
- 2:42Yeah, so I got rid of it. I was like, miss a child every time I eat something. Right?
- 2:48So, where are we here? Oh, yes. So, we're right back here.
- 2:53We are talking the king of giallo, I think.
- 2:56I know there's a little argument there, but I think Dario Zentro is the one
- 3:01people go to when it comes to giallo films.
- 3:05Gialo, however you want to pronounce it. This is probably his most beloved.
- 3:10We had that argument with Deep Red. I still think Deep Red's his best work.
- 3:13I think that's one that definitely put him on the map.
- 3:16And I think Deep Red's still his most respected, but Suspiria is definitely up there.
- 3:24I read up on it a little bit, a little bit. He actually got the title from an
- 3:291845 book by a man named Thomas De Quincey called Suspiria de Profondis.
- 3:37This included an essay called Levana and Our Ladies of Sorrow,
- 3:43where the ladies are the basis of what Argento would take as his Three Mothers trilogy. Yes.
- 3:51And this is the start of it, Suspiria, Inferno, and Mother of Tears.
- 3:56He just got it from the titles from this book.
- 4:00Now, when you see in the credits, he'll thank him or he'll but it's not based on any of his material,
- 4:09he just took from the titles, I believe that's how it worked yeah I think that's
- 4:12right and the witch at the end of this one her full name is Matar Suspirium
- 4:20I believe basically from the Latin and that's where we'll get the title Suspiria from,
- 4:25Which is elaborated more on in the sort of remake from a few years ago.
- 4:32Basically, I would have to watch it again. It's been a few years,
- 4:35but I remember it being quite well made, but pretentious and very different
- 4:41from this original version.
- 4:45But yeah, let's stick with the original version, at least for this podcast.
- 4:50I don't know why they remade it. Does it make any sense? No, no.
- 4:54This is the type of film that you can't remake like A Clockwork Orange and The
- 4:59Exorcist I would say as well it's a one off, it's completely unique and it shouldn't
- 5:06really have been remade.
- 5:07We talked about that with 70s
- 5:09cinema because you can't really remake 70s cinema because it's up to time.
- 5:13Exactly. And you can't remake The Warriors now, it's impossible. No chance.
- 5:18And this would be up there with it it's definitely a film, when you mention
- 5:21horror in the 70s this is on their list.
- 5:23And yeah so they try
- 5:26to do with the omen valiant effort I'll give
- 5:29them that but otherwise it was like it had no eeriness to
- 5:32it because the eeriness is gone because it doesn't
- 5:36have that 70s vibe and plus we've seen it all before yeah the omen sort of recent
- 5:42one I think it was called the first omen or something it was kind of pointless
- 5:46again I like the remake from 2006 of the omen as well it's just pointless they're
- 5:52just cautions essentially well I liked the, we talked about this,
- 5:55we should maybe get to the Omens, but the first,
- 5:58the Omens remake 2006, like I said, was, was a decent effort,
- 6:02but just didn't have the.
- 6:03It was pointless. Yeah. Pointless.
- 6:06But the first Omen I actually enjoy.
- 6:08It was more, the first one was more in a sort of Rosemary's baby ilk.
- 6:14It was a very sort of different from the whole Damien stuff.
- 6:18But, yeah, our boy Dario. I'm not into goth horror, as most of you guys know.
- 6:24Black Sunday was a pleasant surprise for me.
- 6:27And I didn't like Rosemary's Baby because the tongue-in-cheek element of it kind of took me out of it.
- 6:33And there's really no timetable. It was kind of a muddled mess in my eyes.
- 6:37I can respect why people like it.
- 6:40But what I really like about this film and others like it, And people know I like my two genre films.
- 6:49And this one has that goth feel, especially the setting and the whole,
- 6:54the Covenant Witches and so forth.
- 6:56But then you also got the slasher element to it.
- 7:01And one of the best films to ever come out, and I think it's one of the best
- 7:05horror films to ever come out, is Exorcist Legion.
- 7:08And Exorcist Legion does that well. Yeah.
- 7:11You have a slasher element story to it. is the slasher what's going on and then
- 7:15you've got obviously the demonic possessions and the,
- 7:19whole out of body stuff like that possessed
- 7:22old people bumping people off with giant scissors and stuff
- 7:25yeah fucking classic still a creepiest oh
- 7:28yeah yeah uh but i'm
- 7:31not a fan of that works and but this but but i
- 7:34remember enjoying susperia and i do like susperia i mean
- 7:36i'm not gonna i'm gonna have some good pokes at it
- 7:39but and of course any film
- 7:42that features the goblins is gonna is gonna
- 7:45get a pass because the goblins music's especially crazy and i fucking love it
- 7:49i saw a screening of suspiria in 2013 here in belfast waterfront hall and goblin
- 7:56were there in the theater providing a live score for it it was a great experience.
- 8:03Yeah, I was going to go to that, but I don't know why I ended up not going.
- 8:06That would have been cool.
- 8:07It was. It was very cool. And strangely, in the Waterfront Hall,
- 8:11at the very same time, there was a Daniel O'Donnell concert going on,
- 8:16the Irish country singer.
- 8:19So it was this really weird mix of sort of a crowd in the foyer beforehand of Daniel O'Donnell,
- 8:26old women fans, looking for their cups of tea,
- 8:29And weak Daniel And all of the goth kids The sort of horror weirdos like myself
- 8:34So it was just a really strange mix But it was It was like the cast from Cocoon
- 8:40Meets the Wicker Man cast Pretty much,
- 8:43yeah, exactly And it was just very sort of surreal But yeah,
- 8:47I mean it was great Experience with Goblin providing The live score to this With it on the big screen,
- 8:54All right, let's jump into this. Spira, 1977.
- 8:58We've got Jessica Harper who plays Susie. Stefaniana.
- 9:03Stefaniana. God, why am I so bad at Italian names? Cassini is Sarah.
- 9:09Flavio Bucci is Daniel. He's the blind pianist. Poor bastard.
- 9:14Well, the dog. Yeah, the dog. Miguel Bosé is Mark. We got Barbara Magnolfi as Olga.
- 9:24I got to give her a shout. She's Eva Saxon. This poor woman gets slaughtered
- 9:29in the beginning. She plays Pat. Yep.
- 9:32We got Lydia Valle, who plays Mrs. Tanner. And, of course, the lead,
- 9:37Joan Bennett, as Madame Blank.
- 9:40So there you go. I didn't like the beginning here, what happened.
- 9:44I didn't get what he was thinking. Dario Argento could have easily done this
- 9:49with a one-line fix, and so it takes you out. Just lucky it's in the very beginning.
- 9:54For some reason, we got the Goblin score going, and then all of a sudden,
- 9:58it's his voice, by the way, narrates why Susie's going to this dance academy.
- 10:04It was a data dump for absolutely no reason. We could put the pieces together
- 10:09once he gets there and talks to Madame Black while she's there.
- 10:12We didn't need this narration in the beginning of the credits.
- 10:14It kind of took me out a bit.
- 10:16Well, the strange thing about it as well is this film is very much visual storytelling.
- 10:23Exactly. So it does seem to be quite random compared to the rest of the film.
- 10:30It didn't bother me, really, but it does seem a bit sort of out of place compared
- 10:35to the rest of the film and the way the story's told throughout the rest of it.
- 10:39He'd done that a couple of times. He does that once in a while.
- 10:42He does that in most of his films. He'll do something that's kind of uncharacteristic
- 10:45for the rest of the film. He did that with Deep Red.
- 10:47I believe he did the exact same thing in Deep Red during the credits.
- 10:51I'd have to watch it again.
- 10:52Yeah, I can't remember. It was either a strange cutaway, I think it was,
- 10:56or a narration of some sort.
- 10:57But it's like it doesn't again it's in the beginning of the film just move on
- 11:02from it now I do like the introduction to our girl here Susie she's,
- 11:09primarily because she can't get a cab. She's getting soaking wet.
- 11:13The rain's pouring down.
- 11:14So you already know she's fucked. Yeah.
- 11:18No, there's a McDonald's, right? Did you see the McDonald's across the street?
- 11:21No, there's McDonald's. I thought that was kind of funny.
- 11:24Hey, McDonald's. Do you know what they call, and don't get all Pulp Fiction
- 11:27on me, do you know what they call a quarter pounder of cheese?
- 11:30Because this is based in Germany, by the way.
- 11:33So do you know what they call a quarter pounder of cheese in Germany?
- 11:38The Royale with cheese, yeah. I don't know.
- 11:42It's Hamburger Royale TS. Right. There you go. And the TS means tomato and salad.
- 11:48Thanks for that, Samuel L. Jackson.
- 11:50No, that's a Royale with cheese. Yeah. That's a Royale with cheese.
- 11:56The Royale with cheese, yeah.
- 12:00No, that's in France. He said that's what they call it.
- 12:04The French version is called the Royale of cheese.
- 12:07I don't think we should really get bogged down on the different types of Big
- 12:11Macs throughout Europe.
- 12:14I mean, because personally, I don't give a shit.
- 12:16I don't eat McDonald's anyway. I'm going to Germany in May, so I'm getting ready.
- 12:22I'm getting ready how to speak McDonald's in Germany.
- 12:25I hope you end up at a creepy dance academy for some bizarre reason.
- 12:30And you get bumped off by some witches there.
- 12:35Matt had a Suspirium. you,
- 12:39I walk in there and go, nope, and leave. Yep, our Miss Tanner,
- 12:43who's a tough old bird, she had beat the shit out of you.
- 12:48So she's going to the academy. It's Marco's Dance Academy. And this is where we meet Pat.
- 12:55She's trying to get in. She runs out. Yeah. And all she can think is she can
- 13:00hear two words, which is iris and secret.
- 13:04Yes. And that's all she could hear what Pat was saying when she was trying to
- 13:08get into this academy. And then we follow Pat.
- 13:12Yeah, when Pat gets it, it's pretty brutal.
- 13:16And what he does with the Goblins music, I like. In this one,
- 13:19he implements these moans, like this witchy moans, this covenant of witches kind of moaning.
- 13:26And he puts that in the background, which actually makes it quite creepily. Surreal? Bizarre?
- 13:32Yeah, bizarre, exactly. And then you've got the Goblins music,
- 13:35who almost has that tubular bells kind of sound to it.
- 13:38And so the score does really work on this one, especially with the,
- 13:43because you almost got that, you know how you always have the children in the omen. Oh, yeah.
- 13:48It's almost like a sort of trope with creepy kids films.
- 13:51Yeah. Like a lullaby almost type, you know, la, la, la, la, la.
- 13:55Yeah, exactly. And this is kind of what he does with this one,
- 13:58which certainly does work.
- 14:00Whenever she's running through the forest, you can hear it as part of the Goblin
- 14:04score. or you can even hear them going, which, which, you know, all this sort of thing.
- 14:10Yeah, seeing the four scenes he's running with reminded me of where maybe Sam
- 14:14Raimi got some of his style because it kind of reflected a little bit on the
- 14:17Evil Dead sequence in the beginning.
- 14:19This was also a big influence on Carpenter as well.
- 14:23Carpenter is a huge fan of this.
- 14:25I didn't know that. Yeah. I'll talk to John later. Cause we're good friends.
- 14:29Yeah. I know that. Yeah. Yeah.
- 14:31Whenever you like, I'm stalking him again. Yeah.
- 14:35Once every street is order up, John. Let's talk to spirit. John.
- 14:39Fuck off, Karen. Phone down.
- 14:42Pad locks on the door.
- 14:45So when his Pat gets it, I do like the sequence where she's drawn to the window.
- 14:52And she goes to her friend's place, and she's drawn to this window.
- 14:54And through the curtains, you see this shadow.
- 14:58We don't see much. It's almost like an outline of a person's face.
- 15:01At the eyes. And then that's him telling us she's being drawn to the window, like hypnotized.
- 15:10And then once she gets closer, we see the eyes come through.
- 15:13Those eyes are going to come back. The best shot in the film is near the end.
- 15:16Yeah. I'll shortly get to it.
- 15:18But yeah, those eyes appear, which is quite creepily. I got a little confused.
- 15:22Again, this is her Zento style, and she's getting her head pushed through the
- 15:29glass, which is quite creepy looking.
- 15:31And then it cut to she's on a balcony somewhere.
- 15:34So did the killer pull her through the glass window?
- 15:38No, I think he pulled her through parts of the rest of the apartment sort of complex.
- 15:44I believe she gets away from the window. It is quite creepy when her face is
- 15:48pushed up against it. Yeah. It's like suffocating.
- 15:51Yeah, but she's smashing the window with her face. She's okay at this point.
- 15:55Then it cuts to, she's running.
- 15:58Yeah, she gets away briefly, but then obviously the killer catches up with her.
- 16:02Okay, just a different kind of cut. He does this sometimes, and it does get
- 16:05a little confusing. It adds to the surrealism.
- 16:08He definitely, but he brutalizes her, stabs her quite a few times.
- 16:12And Jetta likes to go that extra
- 16:14mile. Not only am I going to show you me stabbing her like 400 times,
- 16:18I'm going to see an interior shot of me
- 16:21stabbing her heart yeah but it's hard
- 16:24it's hard to take because of
- 16:27the colour sort of palette used here
- 16:30throughout but even with the blood where it's like saturated it's hard to take
- 16:35it it's hard to be defined it like super gory and brutal because of the colour
- 16:41of the blood Sam Raimi did the same although that was really too because of
- 16:45the censors with Evil Dead 2 where we give the demons like green blood so once you sort of
- 16:50change even subtly like here the color
- 16:53of the blood it it sort of takes you out of
- 16:56it a bit and you realize yeah it's just a film it's not really a
- 16:59brutal brutal stabbing it is a bit but at
- 17:02the same time it does there is a distance sir where you're saying i i understand
- 17:07but it is brutal i mean no it's still brutal it is brutal but i mean you know
- 17:12it's over the top after you stab her in the heart because just to make sure
- 17:16she's dead you you chuck her over the balcony and then you hang her.
- 17:20And then I think it's funny when all the glass from the ceiling comes down and
- 17:24then a part roommate just let her in for 10 seconds, you cut to,
- 17:29she's dead because all the glasses fell on her. The shards of glass fell on her. Yeah.
- 17:33Although I think they may have survived this. Nobody joking.
- 17:36I mean, it's like, he's really nailing home the point. Yeah.
- 17:40I mean, this is, it's brutal, but I do think that the sort of,
- 17:44the sort of, it's more like a warm red color of the blood those take out of
- 17:49it a bit in terms of you know it's like saying it's just a film it's it's not
- 17:53actually real and but it is it is pretty hardcore nonetheless.
- 17:59So we meet. Olga's not really in it that much. Yeah. Olga's kind of a weird
- 18:05character. She's kind of the bitch of the group, right?
- 18:08And some of the lines are so cheesy. There's Sarah and Susie.
- 18:12They're going to be our two main leads, really.
- 18:14And she makes a comment. Oh, they say women's names. Start with S's.
- 18:19Sound like snakes or something.
- 18:20Do you know? And she starts going, what the fuck?
- 18:24Do you know why this is? again it's only
- 18:27because I sort of looked it up
- 18:30and I found it the original script had
- 18:34the girls in this were 12 year olds essentially but
- 18:38then the guy at the studio actually Argento's father said nah I mean that's
- 18:44too much sort of bumping off 12 year old girls so Dario Argento changed him
- 18:48to 20 year olds but he didn't change the dialogue so that's why they're behaving childishly,
- 18:56where they're like sticking their tongues out at each other and stuff.
- 18:59Yeah, and they're very childish. That's why. And she's like the bully.
- 19:03Yeah. Also Olga is also, although it's not explicitly stated,
- 19:07Olga is also a witch in training. She's part of the coven.
- 19:11Let me ask you this. They obviously want her to stay there, right?
- 19:15Yes. But she's going to rent with Olga outside of the academy.
- 19:20Why couldn't they just give her a room there? Why? Because you know they always
- 19:23want her back. They deliberately get her back.
- 19:26But why did they give her?
- 19:29Why was her? Why her susperium must have wanted her?
- 19:32I've said you have to get her back because they're basically... Oh, okay.
- 19:37Matter Suspiria is like the big boss, essentially, in the background,
- 19:42you know, and whatever she says goes, essentially.
- 19:45I'm assuming she just wanted her as a victim, although there is a bit of confusion because, I mean,
- 19:53there's a lot of stuff you could pick holes in this in terms of,
- 19:55you know, plot holes and stuff, but at the same time, it's just,
- 19:59like, visually gorgeous and just so, you know, horrifically beautiful.
- 20:04But, you know, it's stated later on about the witches, you know,
- 20:08when Udo Kier and stuff, professor dudes up here, that basically Matar Suspirium,
- 20:14she's basically an old Greek witch.
- 20:16She is basically doing all this to acquire great wealth.
- 20:20But why would she even need Susie there? You know? Yeah, when she's...
- 20:26Still at August at this time, but she's back at the academy doing her thing or whatever.
- 20:31You got that little freaky bastard child and you've got the big woman and she's
- 20:36polishing silver, right?
- 20:38Yeah. And she's staring at Susie. So when she's walking down this hallway,
- 20:43the silver shines in her eyes and this causes her to, she has this fainting spell. Yes.
- 20:48That was obviously deliberate. Oh no, that's like some sort of spell thing.
- 20:53That's right. Because when she gets- Yeah. So once he fell ill,
- 20:57they said, well, we got a room for you now. You can stay here.
- 21:00It was good to see you in it as the sort of manservant, the guy with the false teeth.
- 21:06I'll be like, no, fuck you. Well, you know, it's funny you say that because
- 21:09my dream when I was younger, it was to always be a ballet dancer.
- 21:12Oh yeah. You'd be perfect at that. You've such grace.
- 21:16I have always won. I mean, it was a dream of mine, but it was,
- 21:22it was hard, you know. Yeah. The training.
- 21:24Well, the problem is, are the ladies. Well. Now, I did a beautiful rendition of Swan Lake.
- 21:31Yeah. And the ladies. I think it's funny to see that. The ladies just swooned all over me.
- 21:36So, I was like, I can't. This is an affair. This is an affair to this wonderful ballet classic.
- 21:41It's being overshadowed by my charm and good looks. Well. That the ladies. And dancing?
- 21:47Yeah, exactly. I didn't say that. You must have saw some of my tapes. They're really good.
- 21:51So, that's why I had to give it up. Some of your tapes, that sounds creepy as
- 21:55hell. That sounds like barbarian.
- 21:59This hits home. Who really hits home with me? I don't want to see any of your tapes, trust me.
- 22:05You know who's a trained ballet dancer? A fully trained ballet dancer?
- 22:08Seriously? Mads Mikkelsen? Well, I know that. Yeah.
- 22:13But anyway thank you.
- 22:17Yes but I like creepy kid and creepy
- 22:21sort of servant woman yeah big
- 22:23woman it's basically it's basically a
- 22:26spell they put on her to make her yeah when she faints she wakes up and the
- 22:32fucking Tanner is just shoving a fucking jug of water down her throat it's like
- 22:37bitch get off me I like Tanner you know what I mean I do like the villains Tanner
- 22:42and Black Oh, just so overselling it. Oh, yeah.
- 22:45Yeah. Especially whenever Tanner shouts at the blind man for his dog attacking creepy kid.
- 22:51Um, you know, it's like, get out, get out. You know, it's like, whoa.
- 22:58And then, and then the killer, who's the, you know, the freaky man,
- 23:02um, Paslov, Paslov. He's one, he's kind of the houseman.
- 23:06Yeah. She goes, you can, you can make fun of him. He doesn't understand English. I'm like, damn.
- 23:11Yeah. though it's a tough school
- 23:12and tanner's a tough old bird you know she's very booch and you know,
- 23:18dario argento himself has said you know
- 23:21if there's any sort of subtext in this film it's basically generally lesbianism
- 23:26essentially you know that's what dario argento said although it's more of a
- 23:31sort of visual sort of film overall you know but that's what he's basically
- 23:38stated about if there is any subtext in it?
- 23:41I didn't see that. Maybe I didn't really see it like that.
- 23:45But I do see that all the males in this are pretty much servants within the academy itself.
- 23:55But no, I didn't really see much stage of that. But yeah, to each their own.
- 24:00Well, I think maybe with the Tanner character, but also maybe with the girls
- 24:05as well, the way they're all sort of, you know, In the same dormitory and sort
- 24:10of stuff I don't know, I'm just going by what Argento himself said,
- 24:14This whole scene with the maggots seemed kind of pointless. With the what? The maggots.
- 24:19Oh, I think, yeah, I think it was just to give us, it was probably too long without a scar.
- 24:26So it was sort of, yeah, we need to get some more horror in there.
- 24:29So, but it sort of worked for me. I found it quite sort of like gross in a sort
- 24:35of cool horror way. I quite liked it.
- 24:39Now, I do like when they put them in the gym and they're all just going to sleep
- 24:43there for the night, the dormitory, whatever it is.
- 24:46And teachers are sleeping on the other side and the students are on the other
- 24:50side and they have this red glow behind.
- 24:54Yeah. And then you see this person sleeping, obviously one of the teachers behind
- 25:00Sophie and Susie and that's Susie, Sarah's dating dumping on Susie.
- 25:06It's Susie, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 25:09And Sarah, yes. you hear that someone breathing really heavily,
- 25:15sleeping and their chest going really high up and down low.
- 25:20It's definitely not one of the teachers that we've been introduced to.
- 25:23This is obviously the introduction to the mystery witch who will find out who
- 25:28that is down the road but it's actually a nice sequence. He uses, he's always done this.
- 25:34Where he'll, he'll have a glow of some sort.
- 25:38It could be a blue, it could be a red, something that changes the atmosphere
- 25:44a bit. And that's the way he does it.
- 25:45You'll have people who use composers' music to change the atmosphere for a setting.
- 25:50Yeah. He likes to use different kinds of colors.
- 25:53Like this one is the red glow behind the sheet. Then he'll use a blue glow behind
- 25:58someone else during another sequence.
- 26:00It's, it's. No, no. It's kind of hypnotic. It doesn't take you out.
- 26:04Usually i'm not into this shit i'm usually not into this kind
- 26:07of this kind of filmmaking but argento gets
- 26:10away with it no no he sort of i
- 26:13mean obviously in logical terms and in
- 26:16real world terms i mean the colors generally
- 26:20around us don't change on a whim if you know what i mean things
- 26:23don't all of a sudden go blue or red or whatever but it
- 26:26is very much an artistic you know fleur and
- 26:30fleurs from Argento and they work
- 26:33for him especially here you know this is
- 26:36very much a visual film Romero did
- 26:40the same thing with Creepshow Creepshow had these different toned rooms a room
- 26:48would go all of a sudden all black with the massive glow of red behind it usually
- 26:54during an impactful moment and he did especially with,
- 27:00fluffy one in the crate. Oh, yeah, the monster.
- 27:04Where you'll see a man get his
- 27:06throat ripped open, but it'll go in this different color of green. Yeah.
- 27:11It's like comic book style. Yes. For the old AC comics. Yeah.
- 27:16But there's definitely a nod to Argento's style in Creepshow when I saw this
- 27:22again. Very possibly. Yeah. Yeah.
- 27:24Despite them being too different, different aside from the spectrum when it comes to horror. Yeah.
- 27:31So they fired Daniel because the dog attacked a freaky bastard kid.
- 27:35Essentially, a freaky little shit kid. You see him at one point,
- 27:40you know, going towards the dog with creepy servant woman.
- 27:44But we don't actually see what to do. But essentially, then Tanner then goes
- 27:50ballistic, completely about ballistic.
- 27:52Yeah, I know that. But the dog, the reason I got off, what I got off of it was
- 27:57a little freaky bastard kid was walking toward the dog.
- 28:00Yes. And the dog sense evil, blah, blah, blah.
- 28:04Yes. So that's why the dog probably did pounce. And then they go off on Daniel, like you just said.
- 28:09And then Daniel's fired. I just think they're getting rid of a lot of people for no reason.
- 28:13I was thinking that as well, especially. They only seem to knock off people
- 28:19who know something that's going on.
- 28:21I think yeah I
- 28:25think it was a case of again along with
- 28:28the maggots I think it was a case of we need
- 28:31some scars in here we need some more horror moments because
- 28:34it's too long without a horror moment so the
- 28:37killing of the blind man does seem a bit pointless and
- 28:41thrown in but it does work in
- 28:45its own terms but in terms of the overall story it does seem a bit sort of shoehorned
- 28:51in along with the maggots but I get that it's a horror film so there has to
- 28:56be horror moments every so often so yeah I mean.
- 29:03It is quite a sort of brutal death with the dog and the dog's chewing away at
- 29:09his throat and licking his blood and eating his intestines even after he's dead,
- 29:15because obviously the dog's being bewitched,
- 29:18Yeah, I just didn't, again, I just don't, why him? The other ones make sense. I just didn't get him.
- 29:25Yeah, they needed another kill at this point in the film. Yeah,
- 29:29absolutely, yeah. They're probably like, we need to kill the blind guy.
- 29:33Exactly, yeah, yeah. I think it was a case of that. So it was,
- 29:36which is far enough, you know, yeah, whatever.
- 29:40So Sarah Day dumps Susie about, she confided into a friend, and we'll meet that friend in a moment.
- 29:47And she's taking notes and so forth.
- 29:49And then she realizes there are no true missing. And this, we know she's dead.
- 29:54Oh, yeah. It's a little drawn out, some of these sequences. I'll say that. A little drawn out.
- 30:00But, again, best shot of the film, Sarah's coming through a door,
- 30:04and she's got her back to the wall, and the wall becomes more of a black closet space behind her.
- 30:11And she's walking past it, and you see just these faint-shaded,
- 30:15the faint glow of these eyes staring at her. Yep.
- 30:18Very creepy. it's the same eyes that we were introduced to when Pat got it in
- 30:22the beginning I thought that was very,
- 30:24he did the same kind of shot in Deep Red he's very good at that and it's a nice,
- 30:30subtle jump scare and creepy as hell, yeah yeah, nice Sir's Death though is
- 30:36it's like something that I saw a film,
- 30:39you know with the razor wire whenever she falls into the room you know,
- 30:43she's getting away and it's just,
- 30:46oh I squirm every time like so do You know, just have thought of it.
- 30:50Yeah. She gets it pretty horribly. Yeah. I will say it, for the killer, it's pretty bad.
- 30:56I mean, he couldn't, no, I mean, he couldn't get in that door.
- 31:01He's got his blade and all you have to do is flick the lock. Come on, you can do it.
- 31:05Flick the lock. And he can't do it. You see the razor blade trying to flick the lock.
- 31:10And it's like, come on, man. But it's really good for the tension and building
- 31:13the tension. Yeah, I guess it does for a minute or two, but it took like five
- 31:17minutes. It's like, yeah, well, it's, you're almost like, hurry the fuck up
- 31:20and just get it. Just get the lock. You know what I mean? Hurry up. Yeah.
- 31:24But it is, it's a very good sequence and her death will always make me squirm.
- 31:29You know, once you falls into all that razor wire, like I say,
- 31:32it's like something from a saw film.
- 31:33It's quite brutal. Yeah. And then of course she comes back later on and I'm
- 31:38an extremely effective scene.
- 31:41Yeah. Another good shot. So she, so.
- 31:45Am I confused? It's Susie, right? It's not. Susie is the main girl.
- 31:51Susie's the American student. Got it. Susie goes to meet Frank Mandel.
- 31:57That's the guy that Sarah confided in. Yes. Sarah's now at this point missing. Witchy expert.
- 32:04Yeah. No, not yet. This guy's played by. He's mental illness expert.
- 32:10Witchy expert comes along soon after. Yes. I'm getting there.
- 32:15So, Udo Kier, we all know him. He's been around for years.
- 32:20Yep. Everyone loves seeing him. God, he's so young in this. He has to see his hair. Unrecognizable.
- 32:26But he's the data dump guy. 1895, the Academy was founded by a witch.
- 32:32Her name was Madame Marcus.
- 32:33Yes. In 1905, she's been traveling all this time, getting away from people calling
- 32:41her a witch and so forth. Villagers dying on a farm. 1905.
- 32:44In 1905, a man of Marcus died in a fire.
- 32:48And this was the academy where the academy was. And since then,
- 32:52it's been rebuilt as this dance academy.
- 32:55So that's the data dump. And this is where the witchy man comes in.
- 32:59Carl, no, this guy is Rudolph. Fun fact, fun fact time. Fun fact from Karen. Go for it.
- 33:07Okay fun fact go for it yeah we're waiting you know you're building attention
- 33:11here there better be a good one I recognize this guy and he's an actor his name is Rudolph Schundler,
- 33:20and he was the one who was originally accused of killing Burke Dennings in The
- 33:25Exorcist he was the McNeil's housekeeper is that him in The Exorcist yeah are
- 33:32you sure that's him yep right he played Carl I know who you're talking about,
- 33:37Carl is the servant in the house. Yeah, that's him.
- 33:41Carl is the Jewish World War II survivor in The Exorcist. Yes, this is him.
- 33:47The reason I bring this out, I bring up Udo Kier and I bring up Rudolf Schundler,
- 33:52is that they're uncredited in this film. And yet they have pretty good parts.
- 33:56They kind of give you the whole thing, what's happening.
- 33:59And yeah, they're uncredited. And there you go. They got pretty good street cred.
- 34:05Also, the Whenever the witch is revealed at the very end, which is pretty OTT,
- 34:11but in a very good way, apparently that is played by...
- 34:15What do you call it, a 90-year-old former prostitute,
- 34:20uncredited as well, that Dario Argento just happened to meet or stumble across
- 34:25on the streets of Rome one time, and he said, yeah, there's my witch, and he cast her in it.
- 34:32So, yeah. There you go.
- 34:35Yeah, but Rua plays the Professor Milios, and he's the one who pretty much tells,
- 34:40you kill, cut the head off a snake.
- 34:42Yes. You kill the lead witch, you kill the coven.
- 34:45Yeah pretty much what he tells her and then obviously he plants that seed.
- 34:52And then she starts putting the piece together which this is where I kind of
- 34:55like this is where the film kind of I do enjoy everything that she's been told by Sarah,
- 35:02what she saw with Pat to the food she's been eating she started putting the
- 35:06piece together why she's been very sleepy she decides to dump the wine and the food.
- 35:12She also realizes what Sarah sorry, what Pat was saying and then what Sarah
- 35:18was saying about the steps. I didn't get this either.
- 35:21She was saying that if you count the footsteps, they're going in a direction
- 35:25that there shouldn't be footsteps.
- 35:27There's no wall there. There's just a wall there. They're continuing to have part of the wall.
- 35:33So she puts the pieces together so she's going to count their steps.
- 35:37She's going to follow their steps and it leads to the big room.
- 35:40And that big room, she sees irises on the wall.
- 35:44And now she starts realizing there's a secret what pat was saying that there's
- 35:49a secret door with three irises turn the blue one yeah it's basically um that
- 35:55what's what let me i i just like,
- 35:58that every little thing that was peppered in that kind of didn't make any sense
- 36:02to me finally comes full circle at the end which i think is clever yeah it's
- 36:06basically bruce wayne's mansion leading to the bat cave only in this case it's evil witch cave,
- 36:12Basically, it's terrible. No, but... But there is a bat in it. I know. Yeah.
- 36:20The bat actually gets quite a gruesome death as well. And then,
- 36:24but when she starts going into the witch's den, the coven, whatever,
- 36:29you can hear Madame Black on, kill that American bitch, make her disappear.
- 36:33Yes. Well, why'd you want her in the first place? I still want to know that.
- 36:37I don't... Again... You're surrounded by all these other beautiful women.
- 36:41Why you see the one you want it's not
- 36:45explained and it is a plot hole but in terms
- 36:48of this film overall i wouldn't dwell too much on things like plot holes because
- 36:54there are there's more than one but it's more of the visual terrors and the
- 36:59general tension and this sort of descent into insanity essentially so but yes
- 37:04there are certainly things that you could question in
- 37:07Why did they even bring her over in the first place if they just wanted to kill her?
- 37:11What were they actually planning to use her for? Were they planning to make her a witch?
- 37:16Maybe we could rumble that, that they were planning to turn her into a witch.
- 37:20Like Olga, apparently, she's like a treating witch.
- 37:24Oh, they wanted a groomer, but now since he's fighting back,
- 37:28they can't kill her. They have to kill her.
- 37:29Yeah, so I could rumble with that. That sort of makes sense in my head and overall.
- 37:35Another really nice shot is when she goes into this room to
- 37:37hide from them as she's being chased by pavlis yeah
- 37:41and then we see the head
- 37:44witch but just behind the the veil i guess you could say over the curtain yes
- 37:48and all of a sudden here comes sarah's dead body who's now been taken over and
- 37:53she's coming out with a pair of scissors very creepy brilliant yeah probably
- 37:58the creepiest sort of visual in the whole thing and also the way Sarah,
- 38:02her body is like basically you know,
- 38:05like she's hammered down by her wrists and stuff it's quite sort of,
- 38:10yeah I mean, Argento doesn't sort of shy with the gore, but whenever she reappears,
- 38:17very creepy scene, brilliant.
- 38:19And is it the glare from the knife that Sarah's coming with her,
- 38:24at her that she's able to see the witch is actually in the bed You know what I mean?
- 38:30Because you can see her outline, I guess. Yeah, it's basically,
- 38:34I don't know why, possibly, the reflection from the knife sort of thing,
- 38:40but she can basically see the outline of the witch there during all this confusion.
- 38:45And then she stabs her through the throat. Yes, and then the witch appears in
- 38:49her full form after she's been stabbed and she's like ancient.
- 38:53Well, I don't think she's ancient. I think she's like that because she was burned alive originally.
- 38:57Yeah there's a bit of that as well yes but also she's anxious about 200 years
- 39:01old or something anyway you know I'll do it yeah and a hooker yeah exactly well you know,
- 39:11it hasn't aged her well let's just say all of this witchy hooker stuff you know.
- 39:17And then the place burns down and explodes. I love the movie.
- 39:21They do this in all films.
- 39:23So she kills a witch woman, and she's walking through the hall. I mean walking.
- 39:28Things are falling on her. Things are falling off the walls.
- 39:31Fucking run, will you? Just fucking run.
- 39:34Don't stither and look. Just run.
- 39:37Jump out a window or something, or do something that anyone else would do.
- 39:41But yes, it's all for a fact. We'll get it.
- 39:43But yeah, she runs away. The end. Yep.
- 39:48A classic and a hugely influential classic I mean this is just so unique and
- 39:55so batshit but in the best possible way and genuinely creepy and visually sort of out there,
- 40:04yeah that's his style I do like Deep Red a little better just because I just
- 40:08like the more the grounded murder mystery kind of twists and turns and stuff
- 40:11but this still has it too and they don't throw the witchy stuff at you there's
- 40:15not a lot of witchiness in this, really.
- 40:18No, it's more just about this sort of, it's more of a descent into surrealism you know, type thing.
- 40:27It's great. It's good stuff. You can't fault with his use of colors,
- 40:33the way he uses his music.
- 40:34He always peppers in three or four really, really good shots that stick out.
- 40:40He always puts nice little twists and turns of something that was planted earlier
- 40:43that you might've forgot of, that you might've forgot about.
- 40:46And then they realize that they do have points to the conversations they're
- 40:49having, even though they seem batshit crazy.
- 40:51It all makes sense. And it is a mystery as well. You know, a lot of Argento's
- 40:55sort of more earlier stuff, they were more actual giallos, you know, where it's basically,
- 41:02you know, like the, is it the bird in the crystal plumage or something like
- 41:06that? Yeah, the can of nine tails.
- 41:08Yeah, they were more serial killers on the loose, where this is more supernatural.
- 41:12Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Deep Red and his earlier works were more almost
- 41:16like giallos, were almost like film noirs.
- 41:19Yes, yes. You know, with no supernatural elements. Yeah, there's no supernatural
- 41:23element, but it's the gratuitous violence, but done in colorful ways,
- 41:28so you can't take it too- Too seriously, yeah.
- 41:32Yeah, yeah. Yeah. The use of brights. But there you go. Yep.
- 41:38I'll wrap up in a nice little bow.
- 41:40Next up, we're going to be talking Frankenstein, getting rave reviews so far.
- 41:45So we'll be diving into that one this week. And then we got,
- 41:50obviously, Christmas month coming up.
- 41:52Oh, yeah. Those titles have been picked. Trevor's excited for his hallmark when
- 41:56he's picked. I'm going to apologize in advance for some of the titles that we're doing.
- 42:00You know, Home Alone, never seen it. Never had any intentions of seeing it,
- 42:04so who knows? I might think it's a masterpiece.
- 42:08You're going to lose every one of our audience, my friend, if you do not.
- 42:12I mean, how does anybody hate Home Alone?
- 42:15I've never seen it. I don't hate it. You've said that so many times.
- 42:19It's a kid's movie. It's not 18. There's no naked women.
- 42:24Sicko. No. No. You know what? I'll turn you on. I don't want children's father.
- 42:29I'll turn you on, Trevor.
- 42:30Go ahead. Home Alone has a tree in it, and they use it. Oh, right, right. Count me in.
- 42:37There you go. No, I mean, my point is that in general terms,
- 42:42I don't watch kids films, so I've never seen it.
- 42:43Who knows? I might think it's a masterpiece, but I would doubt that.
- 42:48We'll see. No, you won't like it because it's heart. It's kind.
- 42:52It's not mean-spirited.
- 42:54It makes you feel good inside. It makes you leave Theodore with a smile on your
- 42:59face, not wanting to hang yourself.
- 43:00I'm going to make another controversial statement.
- 43:05I think The Goonies is a terrible film.
- 43:09That much-beloved classic, The Goonies, I think it is an over-the-top,
- 43:14overly-loud, obnoxious film.
- 43:16But I did enjoy it as a kid. But anyway.
- 43:20You're just... No, I mean, there's places for you in hell. Good.
- 43:27Even Devil, you go down there and the Devil will be like, you don't like home
- 43:30alone the goonies yeah fuck off you're going to like beyond hell yeah yeah well
- 43:34that's i prefer to accept that you know as long as long that day's 10th circle
- 43:40of hell features um the goonies and home alone on constant reruns for me so yeah there you go,
- 43:47and then in heaven the complete opposite we get to watch the goonies and home
- 43:52alone and embrace them and understand what their true meaning was no no no their
- 43:56true meaning don't give me fucking a break,
- 43:59no no for me that would be like that Twilight Zone episode where the guy thinks
- 44:02he's in heaven but it's actually in hell but yeah anyway,
- 44:07alright we're going to wrap this one up before I just want to anyways,
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