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Ally doesn't nag, she just suggests 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: Very quickly, and we're going right to the text 'cause oh boy, you guys got feelings on this.
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  SPEAKER_01: So we're real nice today, eighty three in sunshine.
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  SPEAKER_01: Actually, really nice tomorrow, eighty-three in sunshine.
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  SPEAKER_01: I would say a good part of Sunday should be pretty good eighty-one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Probably some showers Sunday night.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, eighty-one?
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  SPEAKER_01: Eighty one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, because when I looked earlier in the week, it was only seventy-one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, uh, I see eighty-one.
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  SPEAKER_01: We'll see what okay, back to the nagging.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's National Nagging Day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: And and I said, uh, you know, Allie's good at not being a nager in the traditional sense.
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  SPEAKER_01: Actually, it's funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I was telling you the stories about Tiffany, how she doesn't nag in the traditional sense, but boy, she gets her jabs in.
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  SPEAKER_01: And you are Allie's is like snarky nagging.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can't help.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's very passive aggressive.
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  SPEAKER_00: Very passive aggressive.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because why why didn't you just do it the first time?
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're easing into the nagging.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm not.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying there's- Cooper's shaking her head yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm saying I'm doing my part in this house, you do your part in this house.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know, because you know, if you got boobs, you're perfect.
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  SPEAKER_00: I am not perfect, but close.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: Why'd your mouth hang open?
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  SPEAKER_01: What's the matter there?
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  SPEAKER_01: Come on, you don't think that?
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  SPEAKER_00: I can't say what I think right now.
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  SPEAKER_00: You said that Tiffany has this thing about the clothes being inside out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I justifiably, she's absolutely right.
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  SPEAKER_01: I understand totally.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you guys take your pants off like a child?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, sometimes it does.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have calves that I look like I played for the NFL in 1996, okay?
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  SPEAKER_01: I have calves that are the size of my skull.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like you take your pants.
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  SPEAKER_01: And they get stuck and they become inside out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Actually, not off.
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  SPEAKER_00: You take your pants down.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it's I'm this is Well, eventually they come off.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, the exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here's what I'm picturing.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then all of a sudden you start stepping out, but your large calves and feet get in the way.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, both are huge.
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  SPEAKER_00: And so then you are stepping out, but they you put one foot on one pant leg.
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  SPEAKER_00: I've done that.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then the other one, you like, what sometimes at 55 you just gotta sit down and ease them over the uh giant footballs that I call calves.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so at this point, then for the visual, you're sitting on the bed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you pull the pants down, but then they kind of you know, it flips inside out and you're and you're like, Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, maybe that's a little dramatic, but it's happened.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is this is you.
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  SPEAKER_00: You are yeah, you are over the top.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just can't understand why the clothes get inside out, but 34.90.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, don't you take off a shirt and it's inside out?
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  SPEAKER_01: Or are you so perfect at taking off your garments?
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  SPEAKER_01: I didn't want to say clothes because that sounds real weird when you say, Are you so good at taking off your clothes?
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  SPEAKER_01: But that they're always right side right?
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm trying, I don't think they're inside out.
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  SPEAKER_01: How do you do that?
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  SPEAKER_01: What about your underwear?
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  SPEAKER_01: Your underwear comes off the and then I still have to.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, maybe I don't want to know the answer.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't the only time that my clothes are inside out is if I have had too many glasses of wine and all of a sudden my my clothes laughing like, oh yeah, they're in a pile.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're in a pile in the kitchen, in the bedroom, in the bathroom.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, wow, you're a full ingredient trail.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is, it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: I am really surprised that everyone is able, well, not everyone, you are so capable to take off your clothes as though they were just perfectly on your body, not inside out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, especially.
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  SPEAKER_01: What about socks?
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  SPEAKER_01: Come on, socks.
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  SPEAKER_01: If I pull my socks off now, they automatically come off inside out.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I take my finger and I hook them on the heel, and then they just kind of like, you know, it no.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you got a lot of effort in getting back in.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do I?
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  SPEAKER_00: It seems that it's.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, even with like you had said pants and are you a type A person when it comes to taking your clothes off?
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  SPEAKER_00: I think I am.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I think I am more type A at home.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm type A with keeping things clean and organized, except for my car.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know what type A really spells?
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  SPEAKER_01: Controlling.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, for sure.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, because I have to keep your chaos in home.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is on the border of nagging.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is it's not nagging, it's just the truth.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's your chaos.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it's not even just your chaos, it's the chaos in this building that I have to have some organization.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's true.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'll give you that one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Where were you going?
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  SPEAKER_01: Back to the text?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, the oh my gosh, pony Joe, of course you do the kickoff method.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because you have a wiener.
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  SPEAKER_01: What's the kickoff method where you're taking it down and you just sort of shake your leg out like you you you're kicking it off like you.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think you kick it off and it goes inside out, is my guess.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh well, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not there to see it.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then I can deal with any item of clothing inside out except socks.
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  SPEAKER_00: That just makes my blood boil.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_01: You gotta stick your hand in the in the foot juice.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: How gross are you okay, okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you know, I I wouldn't expect somebody to do that, although I'm extremely guilty of having them inside out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Also, one other text from 1132, and I love this one so much.
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  SPEAKER_00: They said, uh, good everyone, let's get this Friday started.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can we just fast forward to seven thirty when I win the birthday wheel?
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Looks like we're gonna get a winner today.
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  SPEAKER_01: Maybe that'll be you.