Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #392 We Don't SEDGWICK the Same W/ Aparna Briele
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- 0:01What up and welcome back to another episode here that we don't smoke the same
- 0:04podcast. Thank you so much for joining us here on the Wake and Bake.
- 0:08Today is an exavier lest podcast, which is kind of great because he's
- 0:11out there with his sugar Daddy's out there in Oregon or something like that.
- 0:14I don't know what he's he's somewhere out there doing comedy's taking pictures of everybody
- 0:18but himself on stage. I DMed him that yesterday he was like here a
- 0:22chirk, but but yeah, joining me sitting in his seat is the one
- 0:27and only rock Sampson. Good Morning will be doing a close out as well
- 0:31as usual. Yeah, yeah, I gonna do. We're gonna keep the
- 0:34same thing with doing the remixes and stuff. That's been a lot of fun
- 0:37lately. I really enjoyed the fact that I had to raise XG seat it
- 0:42was so low. Is that because he's tall leg like? Well, I
- 0:46think I'm the same height, if not slightly taller. Yeah. I don't
- 0:50know why his seat is very low, but maybe it's the like your legs,
- 0:53maybe got long legs. I got it, I got I got a
- 0:56short torso, but long leg alien legs. Three little boys and one coat.
- 1:00Just a couple of kids trying to get into an R rated movie and
- 1:04a trench coat. Maybe maybe you got alien legs, dude. Maybe Eber
- 1:08is an alien. He is technically, it is technically, and he technically
- 1:12is an illegal alien. But if he was a real alien under there,
- 1:15I would I would, that would just be the cherry on top. That
- 1:18would be joining us. Also running the boards is the one and only Ray.
- 1:22What's up? Ray? Morning Shot Films? Thank you, good morning,
- 1:25and thank you. I'm excited for today. Yep, and uh,
- 1:32what is it? I don't know what is it? I do not want
- 1:34to mispronounce your name. A part of brill ladies, gentlemen, we got
- 1:40the one and only a part of joining us. Thank you, thank you
- 1:45so much, thank you for joining us. I mean you're you're you're out
- 1:49there doing like legit big things like when you're when you end up on Netflix
- 1:53and people can Netflix and show to you. You know what I'm saying,
- 1:56Like that's a whole different caliber. Like you're out there doing you're doing the
- 1:59Lord's work. I don't know if it's the Lord's work, but it's it's
- 2:01someone's work for sure, but I appreciate it, thank you so much,
- 2:06and I'm excited to be here today. How did how did this whole like
- 2:09acting uh journey or just a whole uh things start for you? Like you
- 2:14have one of those parents? There was like a like a not like a
- 2:16honey boom boo parent, but like, hey you, that is what I
- 2:22always whenever I hear stage mom or see a stage mom, I immediately think
- 2:25think of honey boom boo. Actually, so like you know, I'm with
- 2:29you. No, my parents were actually not that way at all. They
- 2:32they were very encouraging, but they were very like, let's just throw our
- 2:37kids in extracurriculars and see what they like. And I did a lot of
- 2:40dance and then I ended up being like the weird kid at my Catholic school
- 2:44and like that meant going into theater, I guess, and I loved it
- 2:47and and then I asked my parents if I could do it and they were
- 2:51like, if if you want to pay for your classes, like you do
- 2:53what you want to do. And that's kind of just how it happened,
- 2:55honestly. Okay, wait, how old were you and how did you get
- 2:59the money to get because I was like very supporting parents. Like I remember,
- 3:01like I couldn't even tell my parents. I felt sad to'd be like,
- 3:04what's wrong with you, dumb ass? Well, I mean that's the
- 3:07thing. It's like maybe it's my I can always tell my parents. I'm
- 3:09like, you guys are ahead of the trend, like breaking generational trauma and
- 3:14like letting us do what we want. No. I was working until I
- 3:17was eighteen. My parents helped me with some classes in Oregon. But then
- 3:21I was working at Baskin Robbins, like when I was sixty. It was
- 3:23my first job. I really wanted a muscle car, and my dad was
- 3:27like, absolutely not. I'm not paying for you to fix up a car
- 3:30you can't even drive. And then I used that money for acting classes and
- 3:35on. Did you get the muscle car? Eventually? Not yet, but
- 3:38someday. What was the muscle car? At the time, I wanted a
- 3:40sixty six Chevelle, But now I want I mean everybody loves a good old
- 3:46sixties or Mustang or something like that to eighty nine fast back sixty five.
- 3:51I had a neighbor whose dad had one of those that he had built up
- 3:53cherry red and god damn like I only got to sit in the back seat,
- 3:58but it was still so much fun. In Mark Zuckerberg, damn it,
- 4:04he's very like he has these you don't understand, like Rock comes in
- 4:09here and he's just like, yeah, I used to work with Bill Clinton
- 4:11or just random just some random, some random fact where I'm just like,
- 4:15dude, how many careers have you lived? No, It's true. Actually,
- 4:17I feel like every time I see you, I'm like, oh,
- 4:19you actually remember all of your past lives, like or with a new like
- 4:25work out of the women, like it's a new life, and you're like,
- 4:28nah, I got all of them. Like like I feel like the
- 4:30current spirit that's embodied me, it's like it's stuck in like a comfortable purgatory,
- 4:33like it's just waiting for It's like I'll just wait till I get the
- 4:35call to go back to our home planet or where. Yeah, Like I
- 4:40like, I like my conscience has made the best out of the situation where
- 4:43I'm at, you know, ok, yeah, like where I'm just like,
- 4:45but I still sometimes feel like very like a like like a life of
- 4:49illusions sometimes like am I really gooding stuff down? Like? Am I going
- 4:51to get to be old? Like it's just like, you know, I
- 4:54think I'm always in it. I'm constantly I was joking my heads in the
- 4:58clouds all the time, and I feel like it's easy for us to say
- 5:01that here right now. My thought is like, well, I feel like
- 5:08it's just there's been such a dissociation from all the things that we knew growing
- 5:14up that we're like, this is reality, this is comfortable this time,
- 5:15Like everybody's just grown up and learned that, like you never know what's going
- 5:18to happen in the future, it's best to stay in the present. And
- 5:21I'm getting really interesting. It's just but you know, I feel like it's
- 5:26turned into this thing where it's like people are genuinely understanding that like being in
- 5:30the present. It's not really sad or happy. It's just kind of accepting
- 5:32it and like going through it all. Thanks for letting me be woo for
- 5:35a moment. I'm sorry about that, but this is what it's all about.
- 5:38Like you're like, we just kind of like it's not real. It's
- 5:42not that we don't real necessarily have the most So you say, like like
- 5:46quote unquote, like professional structured outline for a interview, it's mostly just like,
- 5:50hey, like, you're just chilling with the homies. I love that
- 5:53because it's well, yeah, that's how I feel like every conversation, I
- 5:57have his thirty tangents and I'm like, let's get deep. We just met,
- 6:00but let's talk about it. I mean, it's a deep morning.
- 6:03Where are your parents from. They're from India. They moved to Oregon in
- 6:09the eighties late eighties. Is it Is it any community big in Oregon?
- 6:14Yeah, actually there's a huge I had I had heard. I had heard
- 6:16about it before, but I was just like, because you know, certain
- 6:18immigrants go to certain places like yeah, like Cubans go to Florida and just
- 6:21me, I think, And a lot of it has to do with like
- 6:24work and you know, like where people and there's a lot of tech in
- 6:28Oregon, and but it's very white mostly well I'm gonna say it sounds it's
- 6:31so funny because Austin, Texas, where I'm from, is an exact parallel
- 6:35to Portland. Yeah, there's the keep Portland weird to keep Austin weird,
- 6:40the music and then you know, same thing here, very whitewash, but
- 6:43also the same time, huge Indian population. Well, your parents like first
- 6:46like like is there a second generation? Like are they like were their parents
- 6:49here before? They're the first ones? Hey, my dad moved to America
- 6:54for grad school and like I think eighty six, and my mom they got
- 7:00married and like somewhere somewhere in the early nineties, I don't know, and
- 7:04came here around then. And only now my dad came here in eighty six
- 7:08because he just got to finally meet Arnold and he got really emotional about it.
- 7:12He was like, I saw a Terminator too, and you just like
- 7:14I would have cried about that. It's my favorite Arnold movie for sure.
- 7:19All Right, so I'll tell you. I'll tell you a story with Terminator
- 7:21two when I was when I was a kid, So you know how some
- 7:24kids like they like to watch Lion King over and over again. I went
- 7:28to my dad's what is it Mom's at my dad my grandma's house, and
- 7:31from like my dad's side, and I had a cool cousin there who like
- 7:34he was like older than me, but like I would just love going in
- 7:38this room. I was like, Oh, there's Gundam Wings, there's movies
- 7:40and all that stuff, and there's like the was that rock magazine that used
- 7:44to have Radiohead and all this stuff. Circus. Yeah, yeah, okay,
- 7:46so I used to look through the Circus magazine. I used to just
- 7:49go through all that, and I remember, like I came across the video
- 7:51one time and they were watching Terminator two, and I like love this movie.
- 7:56And I remember like I went, I would go every day. I
- 7:59would only have to go to my grandma's house like twice. Like then,
- 8:01I would just walk over there just to watch that movie. And then like
- 8:05my mom realized, what are you doing over there? And she realized that
- 8:07I was watching this movie and she's like, you cannot watch this. Yeah,
- 8:11Like so I would like I would remember like I would. I would
- 8:16cry until they would like let me watch it, like literally like like that.
- 8:18I would been I was a little kid and I would just watch.
- 8:20I jammed the TV up. They had the build in VCR in there,
- 8:24and I this was a cool thing. You got grounded from. I got
- 8:26grinded from like reading Harry Potter because I would reread it too, Like I
- 8:30told you, I was a nerd and like it was cute though, but
- 8:33you're like, mom, you want to play quiddage with me? I didn't.
- 8:35I mean, she wouldn't, so it was just me and my brother
- 8:37do that. No. No, it's funny like I my my parents would
- 8:43be strict about somethings when I was small, like the films that I would
- 8:46watch, and they were like Disney's fine, but not Disney Channel, like
- 8:50none of that kiss and stuff. And I'm like, but they do it
- 8:50and they animated. I don't know, but I know. I'm like,
- 8:54I've seen Eric and Aerial kiss and million. Disney Channel was the line that
- 8:58they drew. No, it was funny because they got they weren't sure what
- 9:01to be strict about and what not to be strict about. Eventually, I
- 9:05I think I like I was like fourteen or fifteen and I decided to watch
- 9:07True Blood and I told my mom and she was like she came out of
- 9:11the other room. She was like what the fucker? And I realized she'd
- 9:15watched the watching to see and I was like, you guys, she was
- 9:18like, that's what you're watching in there, and I was like, what
- 9:22are you gonna do? Like, I'd rather watch it than do it.
- 9:24What do you think? She's like, yeah, fine, okay, No,
- 9:28But the one like when I was a kid, like I would be
- 9:31kind of sheltered with a lot of things, which was fine, Like did
- 9:35you have like a Ben like Beckham type of dad where he was like,
- 9:37you're not going to play soccer, like you're gonna no, no, no
- 9:39no. It was just in terms of like watching media to young. But
- 9:43despite all that, I the one scene I had grown like my dad would
- 9:48watch Terminator Too over and over and over again, and he like, Okay,
- 9:52my dad is such as he's such a dad and I love it.
- 9:54He uh. He was so obsessed as all dads are, I feel with
- 10:00tech and like move like the movie tech that you can have at your home,
- 10:01like oh I just got the news TV. Yeah, And every time
- 10:05we would upgrade the system, he would invite people over and just like replay
- 10:09the car chase scene. So like I I grew up with that scene seared
- 10:13in my memory, like I didn't know when the tea, when the when
- 10:16when the the guy's running, like is going and so good, it's so
- 10:22good. I always like I for a while, I remember I might have
- 10:26exposed myself to mercury when I was younger because this took a left. Yeah,
- 10:31because because no, because I was so into this movie bro and there
- 10:37was an old school thermometer, and I remember like in the house, I
- 10:41opened it right like I opened this ship, and I remember like I looked
- 10:45at like the little liquid. I was like, that's the terminator stuff.
- 10:48And I remember I swear to god, dude, this this is a real
- 10:50story. And I remember that Eventually, like when that like that the thing
- 10:56broke right and I remember I took it out and when it fell on the
- 10:58floor, it broke into a thousand little balls. Dude, and my mom
- 11:01had to sweep this up and I got in trouble, and it was I'm
- 11:05like I didn't know, you know, but it was like because they're in
- 11:07thermometers that that well, they used to use mercury. I feel like we
- 11:11had silence experiments and stuff as kids where they were like, I'll be a
- 11:13little careful, but like it wasn't. People used to use it to treat
- 11:16people like, which is the craziest. It's kind of crazy how we would
- 11:20just casually kill each other and be like, well, let's blood. Let
- 11:24this guy he's done. I mean, the medicines before they were just crazy.
- 11:28It's like straight out be like, yeah, this has two grams of
- 11:31cocaine one gram of heroin and just like here you go. It's for the
- 11:35cold. That's my favorite remedy personally, like cocaine and heroin for the common
- 11:41cold. I actually I read a thing about like medieval uh medical practices.
- 11:48Holy shit. Ah man like, but you get to be in a castle
- 11:52though, think about it. I mean not no, not everybody, like
- 11:56only like a handful of people. But even if you're in the castle,
- 12:00I mean I love the idea of it, but they are they are horrifying
- 12:03and they're very cold. Have you been in the castle? Yes, and
- 12:07like it was and they they have it's it's kind of cute. Like in
- 12:11some places in like Europe, they'll have people that are so passionate about it
- 12:13that they'll hire like re enactors to like kind of beat the holy like what
- 12:18Dracula and they're just that would be cool. No, it was like you
- 12:22know the little merchantman who has come to sell his little crops from the village
- 12:24beyond like and they also do this at the Roman baths as well, So
- 12:28they have like a little centurion that just stands and I'm like, okay,
- 12:31yeah, I feel like it's it sounds like you've been to a few castles.
- 12:33What castles, Yeah, like what castles? Where did this happen?
- 12:37The one that I that I'm thinking of right now that I was in England
- 12:39and it's oh my god. It starts with the W and I'm blinking right
- 12:43now. Buckingham Palace. I think I said, you a video of this
- 12:48guy lives here. Yeah, very good homosexual them, but it lives here.
- 12:58You know. There's this castle it starts with wh. I forgot the
- 13:01name of it, but is it called windsor No? No, no,
- 13:03no, it's outside of London. It's on the way in and it's like
- 13:07the Earl of wind Guardium when I make my movies. But they I went
- 13:16down to the Dungeon by myself. Also, this castle was cool, but
- 13:20it was freaky because they would have random wax figures like Madame Jo saw it
- 13:24in random places. You walk in and be like, I went down to
- 13:26the dungeon. It was like brick castle and everything it was. It's from
- 13:31I think eleven twelve hundred. Oh damn, it's old. It was so
- 13:35beautiful. The view is stunning and I was like, yeah, I could
- 13:37live here. And then I walked down to the dungeon Kaud. You can
- 13:41only go down. It's such a narrow walkway only one person can really fit.
- 13:45And and I think also it's not to like I don't think anything about
- 13:50it. It is like glorious, and I don't really enjoy the idea of
- 13:54mad people torture anything. But I also feel like if you're visiting a castle,
- 13:56you need to see all of it, including like the parts that were
- 14:00it's so cool. Yeah, I did want to see a crypt instead.
- 14:03What happened is I'm halfway down like what feels like a thousand steps and all
- 14:07the lights go out and I'm like, okay, it's very cold, and
- 14:09then the emergency lights come on and the and I'm like standing there for a
- 14:16little while. I'm stuck there, and the lights come back all the way
- 14:18on and there's a tour guide on top, going I'm going to meet you,
- 14:20like I'm coming down there, like to show you around, so just
- 14:24let me like you keep going, and I was like, is it safe?
- 14:28I don't know? Is dark? Well at this's where the lights came
- 14:31back on, but again as soon as I get down, the lights go
- 14:33out, and I was like, fucking dude, shouldn't have done it.
- 14:37I shouldn't have gone. You could still see them because they had the little
- 14:39emergency row lights and when I tell you, they had the most inhumane and
- 14:43it's so dark, and they were like little like like they were old,
- 14:46like they were in the wall like claw marks and people trying to get out.
- 14:50And there was this grate in the floor that they would put like special
- 14:56you know victims in where they would have to kind of like crouch, but
- 14:58they couldn't. You couldn't crouch all the way because it was narrow and you
- 15:01couldn't stand straight. You're you would constantly be stuck like this and crouch and
- 15:07for days days on it. And I was like, I truly, I
- 15:11can never see it. And also like that's not why I wouldn't That's not
- 15:16why I wouldn't want to live in the castle. It's also because you know,
- 15:18people would just literally eliminate everywhere. They would just walk in. Yeah
- 15:26I take a shit. Yeah, they would do their business, especially noblemen
- 15:30and noble women. And also they would just throw chamber pots out. I
- 15:33watch a lot of history docs, so it's like they would just do It's
- 15:35just nasty. I didn't know you get, I mean, when you have
- 15:39a property that big though, you could just have like a shoot room,
- 15:41you would think. But like even if they were like here's my chamber,
- 15:43pot cleaned it out peasant, like, they would still literally just shit on
- 15:48the floor, and like the French would do it a lot, and I
- 15:50was like, like just straight shitting on the floor. Damn, We've come
- 15:52a long way, and like I don't care how much you clean that.
- 15:56So homeless used to live in the castle. From what you're saying, you
- 16:03really lived. If you haven't just ship on the floor at some point in
- 16:04your life, it might have been you might have been have been. There
- 16:07is some liberty to like pissing out doors though, like you feel pretty,
- 16:12I mean, but you also feel vulnerable, Like you know, if I'm
- 16:15in the forest and I'm like, what if a bird attacked me? I
- 16:17don't know. I'm always keeping my dukes up when I'm taking a whizz in
- 16:18the in the woods. It's a little different for ladies, but you know,
- 16:22chicks are like though, but like you guys could just go though,
- 16:26like like I've seen so many times on like especially like if it's like a
- 16:29desert or something like that, like or anywhere you're driving for a long time.
- 16:32You'll see like a door pulled over. Then you see a chicken,
- 16:33a chicken scrouching. This crouch's pissing, bro Like. I learned that trick
- 16:38actually from one of my friends in the show that that I brought my cards
- 16:41for. Uh. We went on a road trip once and it's like I
- 16:45have to go there's no bathroom. She's like, have you never done the
- 16:48door trick? And I was like, oh, where that's going. I've
- 16:52seen it, but I didn't know what I was looking at. So literally
- 16:53just find like a hill or a bush to hide behind. And so I
- 16:56was like, there's nothing but open feeld and like, yeah, it's it's
- 17:02it's quite. It's quite. Quite the experience to you know, go out
- 17:06there outdoors you feel super wildlife, you know. You know it's really challenging.
- 17:11Is peeing in a bottle in traffic while driving standard I've had to do
- 17:15that one before. That was rough. I cannot say that I've tried because
- 17:19it would not work. Guys have a home, it's different, like they
- 17:22do have like a female cup that makes a host. I did see that
- 17:26on t move. Yeah. I keep getting me too so excited when I'm
- 17:33like oh, this is just what. I haven't bought anything yet from Timu,
- 17:38but like I see it and I was like, so they have the
- 17:41thing I was thinking about. And then I'm like debating on it. But
- 17:45then I'm just like, this is going to be very disappointing. Like when
- 17:48I buy clothes from like China or something or like or like Japan, I'm
- 17:52like, wow, this is a cool shirt. Don't quote me on this.
- 17:56I have Okay, I mean I'm literally been couter. Allegedly some people
- 18:03have had like been charged for a bunch of things that they didn't purchase and
- 18:07like dealt and like shopping on there. It's just a lot of scammy scammy
- 18:11stuff that you know, I think when it's not really the most eat Wish
- 18:17because I haven't heard of Wish doing anything in a minute. I think it
- 18:19did. It's like company going to see Timu on the NBA jerseys now company
- 18:25company companies are eating each other up, dude, Yeah, dude, yeah,
- 18:27you know you know what two companies ate each other up this week?
- 18:30Knots very farm fucking bought out or they joined forces with six Flags, get
- 18:37the fuck out. Yeah, holy shit, that's huge. That is very
- 18:41huge. I mean, to be honest, six Flags wasn't really doing ship
- 18:45you know. I mean like they just have the good ip there, like
- 18:48so now like they can have somebody like Knots and now they can have the
- 18:51Peanuts hanging out with Loti Tunes. You know, that's about about time Snoopy
- 18:56and Daffy Duck kick it. Yeah. I just that's just like what I
- 19:00get excited for, like the merch because you know, like I'm like thirty
- 19:03three, I'm like, my back's hurts after some of these rides. No
- 19:07more Joker Rollercoaster, Yo, I'm not gonna get on the Riddlership. That
- 19:11shit feels like my knees are gonna fucking snap it out. Oh my god,
- 19:14No, I think like the last time I went to Disneyland, like
- 19:18if people always get excited about the matterhorn I love Disneyland, had to do
- 19:21a group outing again. I haven't been to Disneyland since the pandemic actually because
- 19:26I had like a passion. Oh my god, you're overdue. Oh I
- 19:29know, but life, you know crazy? No, No, no,
- 19:32there is no life for Disneyland. You gotta go. No, I just
- 19:34haven't had a chance. Ready, I'm ready. I want to go,
- 19:37but I do remember, like Matterhorn is such a cool ride, but that
- 19:41hurts my Like I think I was like twenty two, like the first time
- 19:45I won on it as an adult, and I was like, wow,
- 19:47I feel like a ninety year old. And now I like I can't even
- 19:51I'm afraid to get on that ride. But it looks great. I love
- 19:52it, but I can't. They just recently re I think it's going refurbishments
- 19:56right now. But even before that they had done a few they had done
- 20:00few things. It's not too bad, I think. What does What does
- 20:03fuck it up the most when you do that is the way you have to
- 20:04like sit down at that angle. It's like when you go in like that
- 20:07rocket ride that goes all around that you have right to go down. It's
- 20:11such an uncomfortable like laying down thing. And then you're like the other person's
- 20:15in front of you and you're just like, dude, we're both way too
- 20:17big for this. Like it's like a little little torture gate. Yeah,
- 20:22it feels like that, Like I'm like, hey man, you're sitting in
- 20:23a weird position. And then like the reason I would have problems on matter
- 20:27you'd be sitting in that position and it's going like you're constantly just getting thrashed
- 20:33around. You can't move and like your body's Space Mountain is awesome, though
- 20:36I did. I did enjoy Space Mountain the one time I did that,
- 20:38but I don't fuck with roller coasters. I'm not good at them. It's
- 20:41really slow compared to it's not actually fast. And because it's like Space Mountain,
- 20:45it's made to feel that way because it's like fans and stuff, but
- 20:49apparently very yeah, like have you ever seen it with the lights on?
- 20:52Like I'm like the one in Japan. The one in Japan was way fucking
- 20:56faster, bro, Like the one in Japan was super fast. That was
- 21:00like, man, the Japanese. That's so cool. Like this year,
- 21:04yeah, like February and like in March, I'm dying to to Oh I'm
- 21:10going back? What is it a next February? Like late February. It's
- 21:15like I went to that country and I was like, I kind of want
- 21:18to live here, like I literally would from quite a few It's just like
- 21:22a lot of people say, it's like the quality of life and like the
- 21:25energy. I just like it. I mean it's I mean, I don't
- 21:27know Japanese. Like people out there, they're cool and they're very nice until
- 21:30like they're like, hey, you live here, and like we have to
- 21:33be friends. I heard the relationship kind of changes, you know what I
- 21:36mean, Like I heard it does. Bro, I've been researching this ship
- 21:37like motherfucker. Like yeah, like like or like somebody on YouTube would be
- 21:42like I've been living in Japan for a while, and then I'm just like
- 21:45that, Like it's like you don't get they don't give you your props unless
- 21:48you're coming into them like fluently, like Japanese, like you know what I
- 21:51mean. So like it's it's weird. I feel like when you're like when
- 21:55you're surrounded by that, you pick up a lot of things language, but
- 21:59also just the culture of it. I had a friend who went earlier this
- 22:02year. I'm saying, like even just going to hang out with people at
- 22:04a dive bar, you walk out with like close friends all of a sudden
- 22:07that truly like people are so authentic and the culture is like really lovely that
- 22:11way. Yeah, you feel safe too, like out there you actually see
- 22:15women doing stuff without like them like worried about getting like raped or like attacking
- 22:18shit, you know, like s I'm like it sounds it sounds messed up
- 22:22and stuff like me. But like, yo, you see women out there
- 22:23like doing women is like they can have friends and go out and eat fucking
- 22:27cupcakes and do whatever the fu Japanese women do, like because I saw it.
- 22:30I saw it every day in a time. I was like, look
- 22:33at all these four chicks just fucking having cupcakes and like ah, like and
- 22:37you know, and and and or like uh or They're just like they're just
- 22:41out wearing like the dopest fashion. And I'm like and it's not even like
- 22:44no crazy, like you know, it's not like you know, ascid titties
- 22:45hanging out, but it's just like it's just like yo, bro, like
- 22:48they're just so free and I'm just like that's like I'm like, yo,
- 22:52I was like, no, wonder, you're so like like you're so in
- 22:53touch with your feminine Like the women are so in touch with their femininity out
- 22:56there because it's it's so comforting. Bro. Do you think you'd get in
- 23:00touch with your femininity out there? I think I think so like i'd be.
- 23:03I mean I'm already all about like you know, certain things like I
- 23:06take care of my skin, and you know, like oh yeah, like
- 23:07you know, I like I cut my nails and stuff like that, but
- 23:11I think everybody should cut their nails. If I'm dapping, dude, some
- 23:14dude who it's gripping into my fucking fingers, go to a fucking go to
- 23:18a sash and just I d people out of sessions because I don't like to
- 23:22handschien because I'm like, yo, bro, like there's cocaine still under there.
- 23:26Bro, God damn, I get so grossed out by like if I'm
- 23:30doing an art project in my nails get a little bit, I'm like,
- 23:33oh no, no, no, Like I think nails are the one thing
- 23:34because yeah, and he's noticed. I feel like most people that I interact
- 23:40with are very good about it. That's why when people have really gross nails,
- 23:42it stands out. Yeah, it's honest, wash your hands please,
- 23:45I immediately judge. Yeah, me too, a little bit. Right.
- 23:49It's funny because in Texas, a big thing with like dapping people up is
- 23:52that you know the lockhands and it's kind of like an extended super manly shake.
- 23:56Huh definitely, because you'll be like you'll laugh with somebody partner, how
- 24:00you've been what have you been up to? And they're holding your hand the
- 24:03whole time. So if you got these fucking grimy ass talent, they'll used
- 24:07to grab your hand like that, like because I mean like he's like,
- 24:11you know, like it always with the boots is here and tight. But
- 24:14man, I don't remember what Bill's nails are like, so you know,
- 24:17you get off this time, Bill, But damn, they were working nails.
- 24:19I'll take you they were working nails. That means they should be trimmed.
- 24:22You're gonna bend the motherbucker's back saying it's like if you're mid project,
- 24:26okay, like I'll give you get a pass. But it's like if it's
- 24:30been even if even once you've walked, come on, do something about it.
- 24:33It's like yeah, for me, as soon as I get that little
- 24:37white bit you know of nail, I'm like, I got to get rid
- 24:40of that. Well. Halloween, it's fun. We went to a Halloween
- 24:44party and Rock was dressed up as we called it ghost pussy Yeah I was
- 24:52it was a ghost pussy killer because it's ghost face killer. But I was
- 24:56a slutty version, yeah, I thought. Yeah, So I had like
- 25:02I had fishnets, combat boots, and I had like fake nails and ship
- 25:06and a bedazzled and fake. She was about it because it was like because
- 25:11I like, oh I see, and that's the thing. It's cool work
- 25:15you. It actually was. It was a look. It was funny.
- 25:18It's funny because like you know, a lot of us growing up doing dance
- 25:22and everything. I'd always be told, you know, beauty is pain or
- 25:23beauty like sitting hours and do this and yet like crying while you're putting a
- 25:27head piece on. You're like, what to do is glueing your eye lashes
- 25:30shut. It's fun. And so I'm like, I think most girls are
- 25:34like or those of us that do nails are usually like, you know,
- 25:38there's an adjustment period and then we're like we'll deal or we just never it's
- 25:41one or the other. And it's you had that and it was so fun
- 25:45watching you go through that full experience. And one night you're like, oh
- 25:48my god, my hands look so good smoking and then you're like, oh,
- 25:52I can't I can't open anything, I can't do anything. I would
- 25:55go to pick up these boxes. I've been white claws and ship my nails
- 25:59have been back, I wrote, I rolled the joint with with claws like
- 26:03that too, Like what's that I don't have the Yeah, so like I
- 26:07remember like when yeah, that that the thing I had like all green nails
- 26:11and just like so you had long nails, yeah, like long nails.
- 26:14But then I was like, I wonder who, like if I can just
- 26:15like row and I did. I was able to do it. I was
- 26:18like, man, i'd be that'd be a downaster. I will say,
- 26:22like, you know, that's a scale right here, like listen, it
- 26:25is a skill. It's so hard it took me. I will say,
- 26:27there's a difference between having I usually keep my nails short because I don't have
- 26:30the time, but like when I have the time, I'm like, yeah,
- 26:33I'll be a little little lady for a week, two weeks. And
- 26:36I will say when I have gone the kinds where you just stick the glue
- 26:38on and like do the thing, it feels so flimsy, it's so hard
- 26:41to pick things up. But then like the glue. So that's why there
- 26:45are some girls who are able to do whatever while having the talents because they
- 26:48have like the salon grade glue that about to say, the equivalents you know,
- 26:53you know you know what's the equivalent of that, bro, It's like
- 26:56you know, you know the claw machine. That's that's what that is,
- 27:00like when on those nails, because you get it, but like it might
- 27:04just fall off. Like you have never once, I have never once been
- 27:07successful with a clo machine in my life. Never. Oh shit. I've
- 27:12had like seven wins total in my way. Yeah, I can count my
- 27:15wins with the claw machine, but like, like I don't know, like
- 27:18it's I think it's been like five. Yeah, I've had zero. I
- 27:22mean most of my claw machine experiences with the Winko that I went to growing
- 27:26up. But I don't know what that says. I don't know if there's
- 27:27a conspiracy winkow let us know. But you know, we need to find
- 27:30one and get you to win. Please. Oh it's like a it's like
- 27:34a grocery outlet, like a little grocery store, I don't know, like
- 27:38a little bargain. I just heard that in the way that the commercial says
- 27:42it, grocery alley. It's like a pebblonger spot. Someone makes a noise.
- 27:51It's related to a jingle and you just have to Yeah, anytime I
- 27:53see carpet, I just think about that Empire guy. Honestly, like,
- 27:57anytime I really see some carpet just like Empire today, I always, uh,
- 28:03the O'Reilly's theme song, I think sits at number one in my head.
- 28:07And then uh, local to Texas is this pizza spot called mister Gaddi's.
- 28:11And I'll never forget their fucking phone number area code five one two,
- 28:15But then the jingles just dial four five nine two twenty two, Like I'll
- 28:19never fucking forget. I ain't been in Texas like that for like almost ten
- 28:22years now. That number is probably still in s service. There was an
- 28:26ad that I thought was exclusive to where I grew up in Portland and and
- 28:30like the Beavertonarian Tiger Beaverton. But there was this one commercial that I thought
- 28:36was like exclusive to us, and then I found out people from the Bay
- 28:40Area get the same and commercial, like, I guess it's like this,
- 28:41it's this jeweler, the Shane Company, the Shame Company. Yeah, the
- 28:45Shane Company. It's just like white, old white dude who's like I'm assuming
- 28:49he might not be, but I'm guessing he's definitely right. He's like in
- 28:53Washington and Oregon. The Shame Company Company and like and honestly like the way
- 28:59we'd constantly hear the guy just talk at us for the entire commercial. Are
- 29:02you selling jewelry? Selling diamonds? And dis like hearing them Like I had
- 29:07all these friends from California that were like, oh, you have the chanting
- 29:11company. We have the chant company. I was like, that's not possible.
- 29:12He said, it's in Washington, Washington, Washington or no, I
- 29:19can't, yeah, but that is are They're certain commercials like gos Cow that
- 29:23was a like California staple. I don't know that one. You don't know?
- 29:27You known what it was? His name? What is it? The
- 29:30guy who the guy who sold Fords KG whatward? No, it was a
- 29:34ghosy cow. He used to have a he used to have like tigers and
- 29:38elephants like what he used to do the craziest things, Yo, to sell
- 29:44cars, bro. And this was the man to see it to know,
- 29:48Oh my god, let me pull up a commercial. It's just do you
- 29:51guys, Do you guys remember that video? It was like a commercial video.
- 29:53It seemed like a car commercial. At first. It starts on a
- 29:56hill and like this it seems really pelt dude, and then this like zombie
- 30:03like pops up on this. Do you remember that video? What is this?
- 30:06He definitely you've definitely seen it, like someone just like it's like I
- 30:11think I saw it on my Instagram feed recently and it was like every person's
- 30:14comment was like, Wow, unlocked a core memory from yah. Dude,
- 30:18So so go see cow jumped out of an airplane for this commercial. Dude.
- 30:26It was this old white guy and this is real footage and he jumped
- 30:32into his car dealership and there was a tiger there. I've never seen this
- 30:37in my life. This is a legit guy. It was a big deal
- 30:40when he died too. Did he died doing one of his commercials? No,
- 30:44but he was outrageous water bro and his old man. He's like,
- 30:45hey, on top of an airplane. He's like he's petting the Orca.
- 30:52Dude, this is nuts and he's like petty he gets on the Orca.
- 30:56Dude, he's riding the orc. Good dude, what the fuck? Go
- 31:02see Cow was the man? Oh my god, Wow, there's so much.
- 31:06I'm like, he has an octopus in his head. He has a
- 31:11skunk. Dude. This guy was he did he got you finance for ninety
- 31:15nine dollars or less. I am truly in awe of this man. I'm
- 31:21really sad I've never got there should be a movie about that guy. I
- 31:22had never gotten there that. I literally was like, why are we talking
- 31:27today about Tom Cruise and Tiger King. Well we haven't talked about Tiger King
- 31:30at a mile, but you know what I mean, Like, this guy's
- 31:33yeah jumping off. It's time to make the ghostee Cow movie. Who's starting
- 31:37in the biopic Diversity Man? Like no, Like I feel like Tommy Lee
- 31:44Jones could play him, like and it's like in it like in his later
- 31:48life, like yeah, like when before before Cow died, because he died,
- 31:51he lived a pretty good life, like he was like he was doing
- 31:53it. I remember when he died it hit the news. I was like,
- 31:56the pussy cow guy's gone because everybody's thinking that pussy cow and not ghost
- 32:00out pussy Yeah, everybody thought that's what it said. It was like when
- 32:06I heard the commercial, I was like six or like seven, So I
- 32:07remember going to like a like elementary and be like, oh, you're that
- 32:10pussy cow goes. There's a bunch of little kids just pussy cow, pussy
- 32:15cow, pussy cow, that's really what the joke was. Like, dud
- 32:20luck, I'm sorry, thuring In like the most random references, It's okay,
- 32:27we live our lives, like the family guy. Also like Shrek references
- 32:32are truly, I think, the backbone of society. So honestly, I
- 32:36was, I mean, I don't know when did you draw the line for
- 32:37the Shreks? Like I think I stopped that too. I liked yeah,
- 32:40like when they had kids. I was like, all right, man,
- 32:43this is too much. I mean, I'm gonna see that. I'm going
- 32:45to see the new one. But yeah, there's a new one. There's
- 32:47gonna be a new one. Yeah. Did you guys see the last?
- 32:52No, I haven't seen it. I heard it was good. The last
- 32:53Puss and Boots was really fucking good. I saw heard that. I loved
- 32:58it. Yeah, I watched it with my cat. Should watch it.
- 33:00I know I need to watch it with my I made him watch me play
- 33:02Stray, so, like, you know, I need to play straight.
- 33:06I haven't played straight. They're making the guy who made ice Age is making
- 33:08a movie adaptation of Stray. Get the fuck out, you guys got it.
- 33:13It's so good. It's not that long of a game. It's only
- 33:15like twenty bucks on the network right now on P s N. So I'm
- 33:19gonna go get that today. I guess bust some boots are still Antonio Banderas
- 33:23right. Yeah, yeah, that movie was really good, that third one.
- 33:27So but they at the very end spoilers for everybody that's worried about Shrek
- 33:31spoilers. Uh. They alluded to the fact that they were going back to
- 33:37Far far away. Is that Midget King still alive? No? Four quad?
- 33:42No I killed him? All that was like and what No, he
- 33:45never came back. I feel like he just I don't know. I haven't
- 33:46seen it after two, so I'm like, wasn't in the second one,
- 33:49I was thinking about being far aquad because my hair when my hair was like
- 33:53not cooperating and it was going. But then I was like, do I
- 33:57want to like, you know Crouch and like like this Demi Demi that's been
- 34:02on the show before. You've met Demi? Right, I went on her
- 34:05show. Oh you went on her show too, Yeah, all three of
- 34:07us have okay. Uh. Demi had a always does that themed birthday party
- 34:15and she did a Mike Myers one. So I dressed in my Shrek costume
- 34:19and just like my my Shrek jacket and I wore a donkey mask. She
- 34:22was Shrek and Natasha's dragon. It was fucking tight and then everybody else was
- 34:29like Austin powers and stuff like that, but y'all committed. Oh dude,
- 34:32Shrek all day. I think she's like the right person to do that kind
- 34:36of stuff. She's always doing friendship like no, like for real, like
- 34:39every time I see her fucking story, she's like here with my friend number
- 34:43one and three o'clock another friend dateyer, I'm like, man, I wish
- 34:45I had time to do these friend dates like I was. That was like
- 34:50I feel like before the pandemic and how it's like that's why I do projects
- 34:53with friends because I feel like otherwise I'm I'm not going to be able to
- 34:57see people projects, like like we're like like puzzles and shit, Like yeah,
- 35:00puzzles or like we'll do a DIY thing or like you know, maybe
- 35:04someone's birthday. Like it's nice you just call your friends to move and ship
- 35:07like when you're moving, Like I mean, this is some bonding experience like
- 35:13dying. A lot of my friends and I am like, but we're all
- 35:15usually like doing some I mean we'll have to like plan to do an activity
- 35:17because most of us, I think, since since the pandemic, have been
- 35:21like yeah, we vedge most of the time, and then it's like,
- 35:23you know, you have to sketch. I'm just talking about making plants like
- 35:27that's a normal, Like I don't know what no, it's no, no,
- 35:28no, I go. I deal with the same thing. Like I
- 35:30literally tell people, I'm like, hey, I'm not going to be at
- 35:34these events. I know you guys think I'm gonna be here, but this
- 35:36is where I'm going to be at and I'm I'm making an open invite if
- 35:39you guys ever want to hang out, I'll be a not sprey farm off
- 35:43like a thousand milligram edibles yeah or like what yeah? Or like what like
- 35:46which is something that I'll do or like I'll tell like my friends, I'm
- 35:50like hey, like I'll tell everybody be like hey, I'm going to go
- 35:52do you want to go? You know what I mean? Because and I'm
- 35:54like it's that's just like more realistic now because I think what I'm trying to
- 35:58say is like it used to be easier to go zoom zoom zoom and like
- 36:00hang out with all your friends all the time and like all like just make
- 36:02plans with that. But I feel like life is so busy now and your
- 36:07energy is all over the place. It's kind of like, Okay, let's
- 36:08see when our when our plans and lives kind of overlap, and let's make
- 36:12it happen. Otherwise, like let's you know, we'll hang out. When
- 36:14we hang out, it's fine. Kind of yeah, that's that's definitely the
- 36:16vibe. I feel bad, like I haven't seen Raoul and Aaron either the
- 36:20voice actor. But about the voice guy. No, Hans zimmer guy.
- 36:24He did, Oh yeah he does do the voice actor. Yeah, for
- 36:29people watching the show. He came on here and talked a lot about his
- 36:32work with Hans. But yeah, he's amazing. Yeah, I haven't.
- 36:36There was a point where because I did Swiss and Lolly with him and did
- 36:38our music for it, where like I was seeing him every week and then
- 36:43like he was living up the street for me for the longest time, and
- 36:45then I actually haven't seen him in months because I've been like working in a
- 36:50hole, like yeah, like, bald, are you playing that right now?
- 36:54Well, it was until this week. We're we're going into tech Week
- 36:58for my show, and yeah it's week. Tech Week is just tech Week
- 37:01for our for nothing tech week. Yeah we're doing. When I say tech
- 37:06Week, it's really tech Day and a day of loading because it's a full
- 37:08art installation as well as the show. Now you said, yeah, you
- 37:12have a show coming up, like because I asked you, I was like,
- 37:13are you know a rock band? I was like, what is it
- 37:15exactly? Because I mean, you're an actor obviously I'm an actress. So
- 37:19it's called nothing sorry actress. Yeah, actor. I want to say the
- 37:22official word actresses, the official actor actor. Okay, I just female actress,
- 37:30but I don't care that's a female. No. This this is a
- 37:38show I'm doing called Nothing Special. It's uh really cool. It's actually a
- 37:45really really cool experience that we're setting up because it's a play sort of,
- 37:49but it's also you're walking into a full art installation that's super interactive. It's
- 37:53an immersive like recreation of Andy Warhol's Silver Factory in nineteen sixty five. So
- 38:00you walk through the doors and you're suddenly in another time period, like there's
- 38:04no Studio sixty four. Yeah, yeah, it's almost like Studio fifty four
- 38:09fifty four, but it's like a decade before that, so it's like this
- 38:14is his art studio where they would have these crazy parties and like do these
- 38:16like really weird underground films, and the Velvet Underground was kind of born there,
- 38:21and oh Ray wants to for sure go there. Yeah, Like I
- 38:23was like, like, he's the only guy I've ever seen with a Velvet
- 38:27Underground shirt. You should come we have Honestly, it's such a cool time.
- 38:30Rock is also helping out with higher path than Heavy Hitters, helping us
- 38:34out for one night. Yeah, yeah, I saw that sip in the
- 38:37juice I gave. I gave like that, I get that. Let everybody
- 38:39drink that thousand milligram bottle. It's so good. I have. I have
- 38:44some home. I have a very high tolerance. That's why like I'll literally
- 38:45go do like a thousand milligrams and then like I'll go to like Disneyland and
- 38:51film it. It was funny because part of the reason why like I hollered
- 38:53at Heavy Hitters to help out with y'all show is because for Christmas last year,
- 38:58they gave all of us one of those right, and I brought it
- 39:00on here because I was like, thousand milgrams. There is a lot to
- 39:02put down alone. We all drank it easily. One of the best highs.
- 39:07I don't know about you guys, but one of the best highs I've
- 39:08ever had was off of that drink. And I went and I told Dan
- 39:12from Heavy Hitters about it. I was like, Yo, thanks again,
- 39:14man, we had a good time with this juice. Oh, I'll get
- 39:16you something next week. And then literally the next week he gives me eight
- 39:21of those bottles. Yeah. So that's why I really wanted to get the
- 39:25Yeah. We wanted to do because especially it's such a big part of like
- 39:30I feel like so many of our circles in like LA and like just the
- 39:34arts world. So one of our nights, I'm all over the place with
- 39:37explaining this, But it's four nights only it's next week or if this week
- 39:44today Saturday, it's Wednesday the eighth through Saturday eleventh. All right, there
- 39:46we go. Each night has its own theme. Andy used to throw these
- 39:52crazy parties that were called happenings, and they would be multimedia like like people
- 40:00will get to party, listen to music, dance, and I would imagine
- 40:02this is it sounds like the kind of the kind of parties that went on,
- 40:06and like, are you familiar with Hurts Castle? Yeah, yeah,
- 40:07Like you know, I took in the tour there, and like when they
- 40:10talk about like how certain actresses and actors used to just like stay there and
- 40:14like the stuff that used to go on, I'm like, it's to be
- 40:16like just a little fucking squirrel in that fucking place just to watch this shit
- 40:22go down. Yeah, And that's the thing. It's like, and it's
- 40:23also your part of it, because like each night has its own theme.
- 40:28And Andy used to do these shows called the Exploding Plastic Inevitable where which is
- 40:31funny because it kind of doesn't mean anything, but that's the point. It's
- 40:34like he would have the Velvet Underground playing right, and like the audience would
- 40:38be involved in doing art projects with them, and then he'd be like filming
- 40:42them but then projecting the film on top of it. It's just like weird
- 40:44experimental stuff. We have our second night, which I feel like you guys
- 40:49would be very interested in, is our smoke show. And that's our four
- 40:52twenty night with higher passing probably gonna look like this, yeah, definitely,
- 40:57and they probably have ventilation it still looks like it's the walls are covered in
- 41:04foil. There's the three of us are playing. The three of us being
- 41:09Kristin, Melanie and myself are playing Edie Sedgwick, who is Andy Warhol's most
- 41:14famous superstar, famously died of barbituate overdose since she was twenty eight, and
- 41:22so there is a little play component and you're watching her film this show called
- 41:27Nothing Special, which was Andy Warhol's scream but that he never actually fulfilled.
- 41:30He always wanted to go into Hollywood and never actually succeeded at it. So
- 41:35how can people go to this show? Like is it open to the public
- 41:37or is it like it's well, we're sold out of two nights, we're
- 41:39almost sold out of the the third night, and smoke shows almost sold out
- 41:44as well. So you would get your tickets at Nothing Special Show dot com.
- 41:46Scan this QR code if you want to show me on this the link
- 41:50is actually in the people. Thank you, Ray, Yeah, definitely and
- 41:55oh no, just joking, but yeah, there are tickets so left.
- 41:59And we have a lot of really cool vendors that we're working with. We've
- 42:02got like tons of really cool surprises. We've got some pretty high profile people
- 42:07coming as well that some who knew Andy as well, which is really cool.
- 42:12And can you say who that is? Or no, I can't yet
- 42:15because reasons me. Oh no, no, I mean honestly, all that
- 42:20stuff is sensitive. So yeah, but you will if you go there,
- 42:22you'll see and we yeah, well yeah, Ro's gonna be there. But
- 42:25like we also have I get to go in and get your own screen tests.
- 42:29I'm going Rock because I'm not gonna I'm not gonna sit here and watch
- 42:31you take a picture of Terminator if he shows up. I swear to God
- 42:35Bro like I'm not litting. I swear to God Bro like if I would
- 42:37cry, that's the one pleasure I would be. So this is the one
- 42:39time I would be like, Rock, don't show up this week, Dude,
- 42:42I know why you cry. Yeah, He's like, why do you
- 42:46cry? I've always like, I remember I picked up three of my nephews,
- 42:51like the way he picked up that baby and Terminator too. I picked
- 42:54him and I remember what time, like one of the little fucking bands like,
- 42:58but I was like, oh shoot, I'm trying to be Determinator.
- 43:02It was, but it was over the couch though, though, like I
- 43:05was but I remember like my mom like why are you doing that? Like
- 43:08and I was just like, relax, it's overalls, like you know,
- 43:12but but relaxed. I'm done. It's fun picking up a baby like that.
- 43:16Due relax it's overall, dude. I mean you're you're a jack fur
- 43:22it, so like you for sure you can pick up a baby like that,
- 43:25do it. Do it next time. But next time you go to
- 43:28Tasha's family's house or something like that and they have a baby crawling on the
- 43:30floor, just pick it up. I just want to, like Michael Michael
- 43:34Jordan palm a baby's head like he does the best soft dude that like like
- 43:38like like the can I get like I get to any midget what was his
- 43:43name? Vern? Verned? Yeah, yeah, like a shack picked up
- 43:45Vern like that his head, Yeah, from his pick like that picking him
- 43:52up like ship. I think I've seen that. How amazing and degrading all
- 43:57the same time. That's what we should put in the background of there.
- 43:59We should get like a cutout vert of shack holding Vern Troy. Please can
- 44:04you make a note of that? Ray We fucking ne the guy who sends
- 44:07us the offensive flags buys a cutout please, please, please, Oh my
- 44:15god, I want a copy of that, just from my house. Yeah,
- 44:19I mean, that's gotta be a small as little cutout, the cardboard
- 44:23cutout, just sitting in your house. I only want it if he's dressed
- 44:27like mini me though. Oh my god, there's the picture. What the
- 44:29fuck? Holy shit? Ye is this picture? And I've never seen this
- 44:34picture. Your reaction, Oh my god, put your reaction to it.
- 44:38I love you, holy shit. Like, yeah, Shaq's face is the
- 44:43face I'd be making right now. I'd be laughing my ass off, Oh
- 44:45my god. And it is just is midget tossing a thing? It still
- 44:50is? Yeah, okay, so's that like bowling, but just with midgets.
- 44:53I don't remember. I don't think they have like bowling pins that they
- 44:55toss him into every time. I think it's more so, uh like distance,
- 45:01we gotta do that. You guys lost my f I was like,
- 45:05because we are we are missing, are missing. This is my I'm not
- 45:08gonna speak for everybody the way I want a raccoon. He wants a little
- 45:12person. Okay, so not as a pet I wanted to. It's like
- 45:15the missing link to the third to the podcast, like it was at one
- 45:17point it was as a pet, but it trickled down it was more like
- 45:23a roommate. That's how I would see a raccoon is a roommate. But
- 45:30like yeah, but there's there's requirements though, like he has like he can't
- 45:34be like fucking barely a midget like what like like he can't be like like
- 45:40me. He can't be like an inch or two like right before considered a
- 45:44normal like hype person, like you know what I mean, Like he has
- 45:46to be just like a little like a foot or two, like smaller that
- 45:49way. He's like, you know, like it's his own loves part and
- 45:52let's just cut the ship. What's your preferable height? Probably like not as
- 45:59small as and Troy, but just a little bit bigger because like that because
- 46:01vern Troy had problems like walking, bro, he was like, because they
- 46:05walk like I think they all do, No, no, all of them.
- 46:07Dude. Remember when we interviewed that other that the aggressive one he was,
- 46:13but he was burly one, you know what I mean. Like what
- 46:17I'm talking about these people is like they thought it was like a like a
- 46:22pet. I just saying, like I'm like, look, man if if
- 46:25if a if a midget needed like stardom to be in a podcast, and
- 46:30he wanted to try out to be like you know how like remember when Kenny
- 46:32died and then they put tweak as like the new Friend for south Park,
- 46:36they had a replacement. Yeah, we can like do midget auditions and then
- 46:39we can try like we could do America's Next fucking podcast. Mad. Yeah,
- 46:49I was gonna say, I feel like you'd have a lot more success
- 46:52if you just like looked up like little person. Like casting, there's so
- 46:58many shows they come with handlers and ship like I want somebody who speaks for
- 47:00themselves. Handler. Yeah they do. I don't. I don't say that
- 47:04like an animal or anything. I'm saying it. Yeah, that's what you
- 47:09like when you go to when you go to voice actors or talents bro and
- 47:13like, and like they're signing autographs, their person is with them. That's
- 47:15their handler, their publicist. But like a lot of them will be like,
- 47:19yeah, that's their handler. That's what I've heard. Okay, now
- 47:21I'm gonna get business cards that say professional handler. I'm gonna give that to
- 47:24my publish handler. They got to take you everywhere in the crate. Yeah,
- 47:30I actually would love that. I don't want to have to walk.
- 47:32I'm no, actually I love I love walking. I hate talent. Bro,
- 47:39we could just call it like that or just my god. No,
- 47:43I'm so serious, Like my mom watches this reality show that's like Little Women
- 47:46New York. Like there are so there are so many Oh yeah, get
- 47:50on your podcast. I'm so serious. I'm like business, I'm like,
- 47:52there are people who get on your podcast. Partner is about to just start
- 47:54putting the call out for us, Oh please, like if you know,
- 47:58like I made it this cool, Like can't I think people? Okay?
- 48:01It would just they would It would automatically turn this podcast into Be with the
- 48:05Bad, Like that would be so much fun things we could do, Like
- 48:12there definitely be people who would be down. I feel like if you do
- 48:15successfully lock in a Little Person, you should pick your rap career back up
- 48:19and become the next kid rock. That would be pretty cool. But I
- 48:22do it. I do it to the Spanish market, like you know,
- 48:24oh yeah, the Spanish market would not be ready for that. Bro.
- 48:29They'd be like, what the fuck's he's singing corridos with the magic? Yeah?
- 48:35Bro, oh my god, how do you say little Person in Spanish,
- 48:43oh handler, Yeah, I don't. I don't know the Spanish word
- 48:46for handler. I don't know if I could just like, yeah, I
- 48:49don't know, I don't. I don't know. Think there's like an actual
- 48:51word, like so it would be like yeah, socio, yeah, my
- 48:53associated social that sounds more like MANI like me associated associate, an associate I
- 49:05want, and I want a handler as well. I'm just I'm just saying
- 49:08that would be pretty cool, Like I'm so serious. I would be so
- 49:12down to just like have someone quite literally transport me where I need to go.
- 49:16Oh my god, It's like, don't that's a cool thing too?
- 49:21About having a midget too, Like you could just like pick him up and
- 49:22go in case she would ever pop off, Like think about if somebody there's
- 49:27a drive by, somebody can just pick up Vern Troy and just be like,
- 49:30we're out of here, dude, I got you. That's the worst.
- 49:37Can you get a bowling ball of Vern Troy's head? We're going to
- 49:42Patriot probably, yeah, dude, I would They would be there would be
- 49:46episodes. I would like I would buy him like a Pendleton like mine and
- 49:51be like all right, d we addressing the like yeah, this is like
- 49:53me, maybe I'm the problem because I'm like, I'm like, this is
- 49:59everything area I think of with my cat. For no reason, I'll be
- 50:01chilling and I'm like, what happens if there's a fire? I gotta like,
- 50:05but we're talking about I'm gone. You just like giving yourself anxiety.
- 50:08I do that with different scenarios, Like I'm like, you were talking about
- 50:13a drive so a drive by with Oscar. I'm like, that would be
- 50:17the worst kick scenario with you. We live in a crazy world for anything
- 50:25we can. Yeah, we could be going we could be going to the
- 50:27fucking mall and just fucking filming the vlog and some idiot crazy person desiyes,
- 50:30God forbid you something crazy. I gotta be ready to pick up my midget.
- 50:34It's yes, if you don't get secure the talent, don't if you
- 50:42don't get one of those little like the handler technically yeah professional okay, So
- 50:47he would be like a bodyguard slash published. It would be like it would
- 50:51be like Robin Big Okay, Yeah, yeah, that's what it would That's
- 50:54big was the handling, like your other half and that we're other quarter.
- 50:58I don't know. I don't know that was, but it would be it
- 51:08would be pretty cool. It would be like kind of like a rob I
- 51:10would spark a whole series. I think I would be like, Ray,
- 51:13you can executors produce this, Like I was like we were creating Robin big
- 51:16it would be that would he would be my crip Mac, you know how
- 51:20like China Mac has Crip Mac. Missed that that was my favorite fucking show
- 51:25bro. And then when Big Black died, I cried. Dude, that
- 51:29one hurt. Yeah, that one actually really made me sad. Big Black
- 51:34was amazing. He was a nice person too well. And if you want,
- 51:37like, if you like actually skateboarded uh. There was an old DC
- 51:42music DC UH skate video where they introduced Big Black because Rob deer Dick was
- 51:46doing his thing and they start off with this sketch and it's Big Black as
- 51:51his security. So any time he goes to skate at a spot to avoid
- 51:54getting sucked with, he'd have Big Black on site to deal with the security.
- 51:58And it was just just this is great, And that's kind of what
- 52:00set it up is it was cute because the dynamic and how they were like
- 52:02best friends but working together. And then you know, Robin big happened,
- 52:06and yeah, man, that was a great show. It was and then
- 52:09like they had problems for a while, and then and then whoever was a
- 52:13fan of the show probably felt like me. I was like, man,
- 52:15I was like, what this gotta happen? Man? And then like when
- 52:16they then then became friends again and then he died, I was like,
- 52:20damn. He was a big guy. He had a big art. I
- 52:23mean literally, I think that was a big that was a big issue.
- 52:27Why he died, Like he had a heart attack. It was pretty like
- 52:30big foods dog Like I don't know, man, you can't be like too
- 52:31big, like what killed Andre the Giant? Like he was really big because
- 52:35he just kept growing in his heart eventually, Yeah, it'll give out.
- 52:38Goddamn grinch syndrome. Do you know anybody that like that'd be a good interview,
- 52:44I mean, like a giganticism person. I don't know anybody gigantic No,
- 52:46but I can, like, you know, they just won't stop growing,
- 52:50Like Natasha knows the dude that's here we go. No, I just
- 52:58he's going to be like yeah, you know he met on the set of
- 53:00like Because movie. Yeah, because he's done, Like you've lived a million
- 53:04lives. Right, I'm sorry, I'm so no, It's okay. Now,
- 53:07I was gonna say that I think Natasha is one of her friends in
- 53:09Austin is like pushing seven feet. Oh damn, that's tall. He's a
- 53:14tall dude. I met him once. Does he play basketball? No,
- 53:16assume that right away, Like that's a talent that you were born with.
- 53:21But well I know by the court, I know that for sure. Acts,
- 53:24but I think he also did hockey. Oh wow, Yeah, Natasha
- 53:29was in with some hockey people. Damn. Hockey was also like Formula one
- 53:31races at one point, like, she too has had a lot of lives.
- 53:36You both have been through many Formula one races. That's crazy. She
- 53:40was a formula they have. She was like, with what you say,
- 53:45you can tell you they have the Circuit of Americas in Austin, which is
- 53:47a big that's not that's going on trying to go to it's going on in
- 53:52Vegas right now right like Formula one. You know, I didn't know that
- 53:54they race on the strip. What that is crazy? I didn't know that.
- 54:00I was like begging anyone who would lessen, and I was like,
- 54:04next year, I'll be like I've been saying it for three years, Like
- 54:06I've been dying to go to the Vegas Race because it looks so they shut
- 54:08down the city and they make it like it's the coolest. Yeah, I
- 54:10kind of want to go check that out, because I did. I didn't
- 54:14know that it went through the city. I was looking at them closing up
- 54:15and there was the people. There was a lot of people. There's a
- 54:17blog Rahall who like he always lets you know what's going on in Vegas,
- 54:22Like, you know, he this is like updated. He's like, this
- 54:22is changing, this is they charge you here for parking. So he lets
- 54:27you know and he's like, yeah, right now it's a ship show.
- 54:29Because it got this going on, and he was filming. I was like,
- 54:30damn, I would hate to live there this time, but I would
- 54:32just fly in, go to the Airbnb exactly and then just like fucking like,
- 54:37you know, it's a race, watch the race. Well, I
- 54:38think next year I want to go, whether I have to buy a ticket
- 54:40or if I can get it. Yeah, But like I think it's like
- 54:45it's also I feel like most people who live in Vegas, unless they're actually
- 54:49working on the strip, they don't really a lot of them don't really go
- 54:52to the strip much. Red Rock. Yeah, that's what I've heard.
- 54:54So like that's but like I remember when I was in Toronto last year Indy
- 55:01Car also, it was so cool they like shut down like this. It
- 55:06sucked for driving, but it was awesome. Like they shut down like a
- 55:09couple of main streets that go throughout the entire city and the race was just
- 55:14And they do. They do this in many cities for Formula One and Indy
- 55:16Car. It's just it's just painful. It's more painful to do it in
- 55:20a city like Vega is because of how much money all these businesses and not
- 55:24just that the locals hated bro actually make a lot of money because Formula one,
- 55:29if you if you're a city, that's why they go to all these
- 55:31big luxury cities a lot, because if because it's arguably like one of the
- 55:37most expensive sports in the world. I feel like that's I mean, it's
- 55:39the only one I know anything about some basketball, but I don't know.
- 55:45But they I feel like they bring a lot of money too. But it's
- 55:50it is frustrating because it does interrupt a lot of like regular day to day.
- 55:53Yeah, and like that can be irritating, but it's like overall,
- 55:57I get why the city of Vegas is like, yeah, we're gonna do
- 55:59this because like that's so much money that they get. I mean, Austin
- 56:01does south By and it's that for two weeks. Yeah yeah, so yeah,
- 56:05it kind of it sucks on a local level, but I think like
- 56:07long term it is technically first, let's talk about the economy for a little
- 56:10bit. But yeah, no, it's it's uh she was like a Patrona's
- 56:17like patrona asquirl, like patrona nerd. Yeah yeah, like you have read
- 56:24Harry Potter like times. Yeah, I love have you been a universal been
- 56:30in the Castle? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I love being an ADHD
- 56:34person with a lot of hyper focus and being like you dress up when you
- 56:37go there, you take your little wand and no I have not done that.
- 56:39I would have grown up and probably like if I went there the first
- 56:44couple of years I was, I bought one of the wands and then like
- 56:45I don't take it there, like I just have it a micro I have
- 56:47a fond like, but when I bought it, it was kind of cool
- 56:51because you go around the little area and then like there's strata of spots like
- 56:53the yeah, we're you're interactive ship. It doesn't do it. And then
- 56:58the ship just like fucking doest it. I mean it's cool, you know,
- 57:00but I like the idea of you just shoving a kid out of the
- 57:02way, like, get out of the way, idiot, you don't know
- 57:05what you're doing. I mean, that's fair. Kids they did be right,
- 57:10you know. I was gonna say, I've seen quite a few kids
- 57:14just like like try to do that over and over again and like not.
- 57:16And I'm like Livia Saw, like, oh my god, give me it
- 57:22now. You want to take it. You don't deserve this, dude.
- 57:25He's like, your mom bought this for you. You get to stay here.
- 57:29I don't know. Your child doesn't know how to do magic. Fuck
- 57:34them, be like, dude, just try again. Just leave them here,
- 57:39dude, somebody will find them, they'll sell them to Disney, and
- 57:45he'll be in a small world real quick. I actually loves a small world,
- 57:52right. I have to say, it's so creepy. I was on
- 57:54mushrooms and I that's not my favorite one. I just think it's cute.
- 57:59It was japan one is better. I bet is it in Japanese. No,
- 58:04but like their interpretations of all the other ethnicities it's fucking awesome. Yeah,
- 58:08it's like it's like I was just like, all right, so,
- 58:12like why are like black people in America like lighter? And then they go
- 58:15to the African with I was like, dude, why did you guys make
- 58:17them super dark? I was like, this ship is crazy. I was
- 58:21like, dude, but they don't. I don't. It's not like and
- 58:23then like the they have like they include all the other spots that like America
- 58:28doesn't. Like they'll be like, hey, by the way, there's like
- 58:30a bunch of countries in the Middle East and a bunch of like there's a
- 58:34lot of countries in Africa that actually have white people. It's not just black
- 58:37people there. Yeah, Africa. It's like just like one. Yeah.
- 58:43But like they they got their ship down down, but like their concept but
- 58:46I don't know, sounds like Japanese is just it's like they have a they
- 58:52have a beauty in the Beast Castle. Isn't that the Beauty and the Beast
- 58:57thing where it's a riot you go in the tea cup? It's no,
- 58:59but is it the is that the same one where beast turned like is dead
- 59:04and turns into yeah, he's hanging in the air and you see it,
- 59:06and I'm like hot if they do that, like it's it's in the fucking
- 59:09air and you see it the animatronics there, it's like, man, I
- 59:12can't wait to go back. Goes from being beast laying on the ground,
- 59:15you know, the whole thing at the end of the Disney movie, but
- 59:17like you see it happen in person and it just magically this this puppet just
- 59:22disappears and now you see the human version of and he appears like right in
- 59:28front of You're like, is this real? Like is this like this is
- 59:30magic. I don't want to be like a lot of like I don't want
- 59:34to say that I'm one of the Disney adults that like mix those like tech
- 59:37talks that runs and cries like and when they see the castle, but that
- 59:39would be me if I saw that in person, to be Oh, the
- 59:43best thing is you can like take a picture in the castle there, like
- 59:45nobody's gonna be like fighting for that spot or you're not gonna get people with
- 59:49the background because people respect each other there. It's crazy like they're like hey,
- 59:52yeah, like like you know, it's it's nice for somebody to be
- 59:57like, hey, like you're dumb with your picture. Cool, I'm glad
- 1:00:00I waited for mine, and I'm not gonna be an asshole while I'm like
- 1:00:02you know what I mean. It's it's so refreshing when people are that,
- 1:00:06and I do, like I do encounter those people. It's like it's sad
- 1:00:09that that's not the norm. Yeah, and like it's common to just be
- 1:00:15weird to each other and like you don't have to be over the top nice
- 1:00:17or like, oh, let maybe your bestie, but you could be like
- 1:00:20manner, yeah, like just being kind. We do live in a very
- 1:00:23like you know, super populated like part of America, so like yeah,
- 1:00:28you kind of have like it's the overcrowding aspect of it where it's like just
- 1:00:31the fucking drive can just ruin your fucking mood. Oh you know what I
- 1:00:36mean? I said, I hate I actually really enjoy driving when it's not
- 1:00:40a stressful like like driving through a desert. Yeah, like I don't I
- 1:00:44love a road trip. I love, you know, just anything that's not
- 1:00:47I'm not having people just like cut in front of me or like nearly hit
- 1:00:52me five times or whatever, Like I'd rather be late and drive slow and
- 1:00:55chill than any of that, And I feel like that can be really overwhelming.
- 1:00:59I do feel like I still like, you know, even if it's
- 1:01:04crowded and people are it's like I always really really appreciate those people who were
- 1:01:07just a little bit polite and kind and just like, oh oh wait a
- 1:01:10moment and it's just like a nice little it's exhausting. Otherwise I feel like
- 1:01:15it can be. Do you think we were rude when we went to Magic
- 1:01:17Castle and saw that dude pull a cat out of thin air? Because I
- 1:01:21feel like we were belligerent, so drunk, I got ship faced, I
- 1:01:24got I was so messed up. But no, I don't think we were
- 1:01:29rude. I think we were really excited. Okay, because there's a couple
- 1:01:30of people a little months ago. Yeah, I was like, August,
- 1:01:36I was Magic Castle. That's least Castle. It's so goddamn tight. I
- 1:01:43I love magic but my mic, there we go, shove it back,
- 1:01:49there we go. But no, but no, I I just remember the
- 1:01:52people in front of us. There's like three or four of them that kept
- 1:01:55turning around like looking at us, and I was like, I don't give
- 1:01:58a shit. I don't belongnying that. It was not like even though I
- 1:02:01was super drunk that night. I mean like I've I've been. I feel
- 1:02:06like I've been to the Castle a couple of times a few times, and
- 1:02:08it's been like that's really they appreciate that, like, and it wasn't like
- 1:02:14no one was like being disrespectful. It was like genuine excitement and shock at
- 1:02:16him pulling a cat, a cat, a full adult. That's why I
- 1:02:22teared up a bit, because I's a baby. I cry when I see
- 1:02:27a cute cat video. I'm just very emotional and mentally, I like almost
- 1:02:31lost my voice at that show. I did no we were in the we
- 1:02:37were in the back row, and then I was like after that, I
- 1:02:39was like, I told my brother was in town. He was proposed.
- 1:02:44He proposed to his girlfriend. But we got tickets there because I kind of
- 1:02:50used that to finess some tickets. I was like, oh, it's like
- 1:02:52their engagement. So they even gave us for dinner. We got to sit
- 1:02:57in their seance room. That was pretty tight. Yeah, like and that
- 1:03:00was like and Brock Banish just sneaked a couple of picks there too, They're
- 1:03:05like, you're not supposed to, and I was like, yeah, but
- 1:03:07they're just gonna say no the first time and then you just keep your phone
- 1:03:09like it's do they still have that arcade there? Arcade the castle park,
- 1:03:15not castle, magic Castle, magic Castle. Sorry yeah, I'm sorry.
- 1:03:20I thought about the whole different part. But yeah, not the magic place.
- 1:03:23No, No, the magic Castle in Hollywood. Yeah, Academy.
- 1:03:29Yeah, they're so tight. It made my fucking debit card disappear there.
- 1:03:32I swear, dude. I had a whole big issue there. Bro the
- 1:03:37bar fuckings. I was like, hey, bro, I don't like this
- 1:03:38magic on your magicians. Yeah, like like like literally my I didn't get
- 1:03:43my debit card back. I had a counselor when I was there, damn.
- 1:03:47Yeah, like they like when was this? Was? Like, uh,
- 1:03:51I want to say, like when did the pandemic started? I went
- 1:03:52the day before everything shut down. Oh yeah, March tenth, I went.
- 1:03:57I was there that night. I was there that night. Damn.
- 1:04:00Maybe someone was like we're all walking down. He's never gonna know. Fuck
- 1:04:04this guy, he doesn't need this my card. Like I was at dinner
- 1:04:09a summer Beverly Hills. Recently were like with my cousin and like my card
- 1:04:13disappeared and they were like, you never gave it, like they didn't charge
- 1:04:15me, and then they were like, you never gave it to us,
- 1:04:16and as my cousin and I were like, no, we saw. We
- 1:04:18both saw. I guess like one of the waiters found it later right before
- 1:04:21we left. They're talking to you like a shady stripper, you didn't give
- 1:04:25me your card, and both of us were like, and I was like,
- 1:04:28mmm, I don't think so. I mean like I don't want to
- 1:04:30have to, Like my problem is all the subscriptions and stuff for payments,
- 1:04:33automatic payments. Yes, oh my god, I hate it. I hate
- 1:04:39real corresponsibilities. You've dealt with strippers that use credit cards? No, like
- 1:04:43when you open up but when you opened up a tab, when you open
- 1:04:45up a tab and then you're like, you know what I mean, and
- 1:04:47like you're chilling, like what is it? And then they bring your shit
- 1:04:49and you're like, what the fuck? Why are you trying to charge all
- 1:04:51this shit on me? You know what I mean? No, I don't
- 1:04:54go to the strip club often. Well this was like years ago, but
- 1:04:57I've only the only strip club I've been to is I've never been there.
- 1:05:02Always, yes, I think I have. It's like it's softcore. Yeah,
- 1:05:05it's not quite, which was fine. The reason I knew about it.
- 1:05:10They don't allow videos or photos and there obviously, which is great.
- 1:05:13But I had seen a video on Reddit of this cool eating pizza like while
- 1:05:18she was she was just like laying on the pole eating pizza, and I
- 1:05:20was like, that's amazing. That sounds like like I was at Cheetahs And
- 1:05:25the only reason we were there is because you know the godfather wrestler. Yeah,
- 1:05:29so like he used to run the spot, and like every time we
- 1:05:31went to Vegas for like any weed shows or something like that, we would
- 1:05:34go kick it like all day at his office because he had all this WWF
- 1:05:39memorabilia and he'd let us do whatever you want there. Like literally he just
- 1:05:42like just go poor here and we'ld just be there all hey, free party
- 1:05:46is a free party. I I respect that. I had not to play
- 1:05:50with the title belts Hell, that would be the thing. I'd be like,
- 1:05:54yo, let me put that on. I did know that absolutely makes
- 1:05:57it worth it. I would. I understand the appeal entirely. Have you
- 1:06:00guys seen that vice one star review video of the guy who goes to like
- 1:06:03the worst rated. Yeah, I've seen that guy series that Watch that video,
- 1:06:08the one of him going to the worst the one star review of the
- 1:06:10strip club. What is I that's the That's the first one, and probably
- 1:06:15it's one of the few I've seen. Actually i've seen like I've started to
- 1:06:17see more, but I've seen that one like multiple times because it's so like
- 1:06:21mind but it's in LA. It's like we've all it's like the exsposed or
- 1:06:27something, but we've all seen the billboards run and like they have and like
- 1:06:31like this video, like it's the most unhinged place like this, and like
- 1:06:36like all the guy's going through the reviews and it's like, oh, there's
- 1:06:40been a shooting here, and the guy has a full blown like I'm not
- 1:06:43joking, like it's a shrine for Donald Trump inside and a shrine for his
- 1:06:47guy. He actually praised. Oh yeah, you know you know what,
- 1:06:49I have seen this one. He's like some super racist dude, right,
- 1:06:51he's like an ex porn star and he says these crazy things. It's like
- 1:06:56I've got a secret bedroom down there. No, like so I'm fucking one
- 1:06:59of the girls in here. My girlfriend baby Mama is working at my porn
- 1:07:01video store next door. I was like, and but his eyes are like
- 1:07:03bugging out the whole time. And I was like, that guy's he's like
- 1:07:05the dude he reminds you of the dude who runs a mechani manor that mechina
- 1:07:11maner that like that uh that that the one where you torture. Yeah,
- 1:07:15where you get tortured. It's like a it's like a I don't. Yeah.
- 1:07:17So there's like a haunted house that you signed, like you have to
- 1:07:19sign a bunch. Yeah. My friend Alison who's actually directing nothing. I'm
- 1:07:24sorry if you promo, but Alison directing this show and her husband, who
- 1:07:30is our photographer filmographer. They have done they did one of those. They've
- 1:07:33done quite a few of them. They are obsessed with horror. And they
- 1:07:36did one where their friends had got completely shaved and then they got electrocuted,
- 1:07:43a couple of them, which is crazy. And I was like, I
- 1:07:45literally she told me this, and I was like, so you're willingly traumatizing
- 1:07:47yourself. That's really fun. Yeah, like that, and it's crazy,
- 1:07:53Like there's a lot of people that the guy, the guy who runs.
- 1:07:55It is actually pretty fucking nuts. The one I'm talking about. He's like
- 1:07:58a caney man. Yeah, that's the one that's like, that's if you
- 1:08:02stay twenty four hour, eight hours, you're putting you're paying to get waterboarded,
- 1:08:08like he's literally torturing you. That's well, I feel like the like
- 1:08:12people who do stuff like that, like you've got to like really have a
- 1:08:15kink or something for that, because there's like, no, why else would
- 1:08:16you do something like that? God damn, yeah, no, no,
- 1:08:18thank you. There's other ways to get ten K that are less physically painful.
- 1:08:24It's not like ten K is hanging around. But like I'm sure you
- 1:08:27know there's there are other old professions that don't involve literally getting yourselves like throw
- 1:08:31like put you in a tub full of snakes and you're blindfold dude, and
- 1:08:34just like ran, I'm like, go the snake bites you, Like,
- 1:08:38come on, man, I'm not trying to do that. Make you eat
- 1:08:40cockroaches. I'd be I'd be so I'd be so happy to be broke and
- 1:08:45not going through that stuff and getting ten K for willingly putting myself through waterboarding
- 1:08:50and like having to and being eaten alive and like, yeah, like I'm
- 1:08:55movie, I'm looking at the ship. I was like, hey, dude,
- 1:08:56broke, growing up broke traumatize me enough, you know what? A
- 1:09:00Yeah, Like I was like yeah, Like I was like, I don't
- 1:09:03need to to to like create some kind of horrific adversity in my life for
- 1:09:09life. It's traumatic. Yeah, like for me to just have something else
- 1:09:12to trauma dump on people like no, it's like especially something like that,
- 1:09:15like I was more boarded, Like that's that's that's that's awful. And it's
- 1:09:18only ten thousand dollars. It's like ten thousand dollars. There's a lot of
- 1:09:21money ten million for me to be willing to like no, even then,
- 1:09:26you know, I'm sorry. I'm not trying to die for you know what
- 1:09:28I mean. I don't want to spend the ten millions going to and like
- 1:09:32physically having to fix my body from whatever happened, Like that would just be
- 1:09:36a lawsuit, you know what I mean. I don't even I'm talking about
- 1:09:40this is if I happen, would you all right? So K is not
- 1:09:42enough for that? Like what would you rather go to one of those or
- 1:09:45stay in a real life hunter house? Real life haunted house, but like
- 1:09:49Amityville horror house. I mean, I don't think real life hunted houses are
- 1:09:53where like I think they're scared. They can be spooky experiences and genuinely you
- 1:09:57believe in the paranormal. I do, Yeah, but I don't think it
- 1:10:00would be it's not guaranteed waterboarding. Yeah, I don't think it's going to
- 1:10:04be like I mean, I could be wrong, but I don't feel like
- 1:10:06it's going to be a gorefest if I go to. I'd other scary things
- 1:10:11that happen, Yeah, like that, I don't know, psychological like that.
- 1:10:14That house was that it's famous tod Antity House When to get Out?
- 1:10:18Yeah, okay, so that one, I'm like, that had a lot
- 1:10:20going on where I'm just like man possessions, Like, I don't Yeah,
- 1:10:25that's that's all so scary, but it'd be rough. It'd be scary.
- 1:10:29But I think at the end of the day, it's kind of like it's
- 1:10:31easier to go into the unknown in that respect than it is to be like,
- 1:10:35oh, yeah, this dude's definitely going to feed me bugs and zaly.
- 1:10:39I will only put yourself through to the pain that you like, physical
- 1:10:43pain is compared to like I guess, like beinging spiritually exposed to something.
- 1:10:46I mean, that can be really damaging too. But I just feel like,
- 1:10:49I mean, I think when people think about when people are scared of
- 1:10:54death, or talk about being scared of death, for example, it's not
- 1:10:57necessarily. There's a couple of things to it. One is like not being
- 1:11:00able to see your loved ones in the same way or experience your loved ones
- 1:11:03in the same way that you've known or whatever. But the other thing is
- 1:11:06really like a painful death. People are really scared of that more than more
- 1:11:10than like passing. Yeah, everyone wants to pass in their sleep, that's
- 1:11:13the ideal way, right, But like, or that's why pain pills every
- 1:11:17night before I go to sleep. That's so true. If I'm gonna die,
- 1:11:21it's going to be in my sleep. It's how yeah. No,
- 1:11:24But it's like, yeah, like when you're like after a certain age,
- 1:11:27you're just like, well there's three and it's like, but that's the thing.
- 1:11:30It's like you're thinking about like this thing that, yes, arguably like
- 1:11:33that next part could be scared because you don't know what's happening, but it's
- 1:11:36it's really like the painful aspect of because everyone knows it's coming. But it's
- 1:11:41like that, But does it have to be painful physically when I have to
- 1:11:44go like or can? I? Yeah? Like it like you imagine,
- 1:11:45like even by a shark, that's how you die. I was about to
- 1:11:48say to me, my my top three like least favorite ways to die that
- 1:11:53I like, would not want to do is like falling out of a high
- 1:11:56place, drowning, drowning, falling out of burning alive, or being eaten
- 1:12:01alive. Drowning would fucking suck too. But I guess my asthma has me
- 1:12:05a little bit more like I know what suffocating is, like I have I've
- 1:12:09had asthma growing Yeah, yeah, chuck me a little bit now. I
- 1:12:15had asthma growing up. I think I grew out of it, but I've
- 1:12:18never quite been like I don't need an inhaler anymore. But I've never quite
- 1:12:21fully hat like. There are times where I'm like, oh, well I
- 1:12:25pay touched with this. Oh no, I got hospital equipment in my house.
- 1:12:28Oh it's yeah. But I feel like I feel like drowning would be
- 1:12:31I think burning is like anything that involves getting chopped up, like cutting through
- 1:12:39the flesh. Anytime you drive, you run that risk. Fashi, it
- 1:12:44is scary, like when I when you think about it, because you're like,
- 1:12:47it is fucking scary, man, when you look at it, because
- 1:12:49you know, I always look in my yeah, like they're really death traps,
- 1:12:55Like all right, would you rather being a you feel comfortable? And
- 1:12:58like if the freeway was filled with cars or horses? What? Like never
- 1:13:03been on horseback, but I what do you think would be safer? I
- 1:13:06mean horses? Yeah, right, yeah, I don't know, because you
- 1:13:11can get That's why I've never been on a horse. My mom wouldn't let
- 1:13:15me growing up because she was like, remember Christopher, remember Superman. She
- 1:13:18would literally say, remember Christopher Reeve Holy Ship. Anytime Natasha doesn't put her
- 1:13:25seat belt on, I always say yellow Ranger because the yellow par Ranger went
- 1:13:28through the windshield and died. It's so it's no yellow Ranger. Put on
- 1:13:33your fucking seatbelt. That is a great way to fucking say it. I
- 1:13:38think it's it's true. It's a quick little reminder. You just know immediately.
- 1:13:41Yeah. That's why you see so many of us ladies driving SUVs because
- 1:13:46we're like, oh, we would definitely get crushed the second at least this
- 1:13:49might a little bit, just like they're like, I'm not in danger,
- 1:13:54but you guys else are. Yeah, seesed to say all the time,
- 1:13:57people like you're you might be safe, but everyone else is. And I'm
- 1:13:59like, maybe everyone should drive SUVs, Like I don't know, good luck
- 1:14:02everybody else behind me. Correct, I don't need to put my turn signal
- 1:14:06on. It's fine, okay that I will not be a part of I
- 1:14:10will, I will flip. I used to have such bad road rage until
- 1:14:13this guy actually got out of his car and like, like you got confronted.
- 1:14:17Oh well, I used I used to get so like how bad road
- 1:14:20rage, Like I wouldn't be doing the thing where like start tailing the car
- 1:14:26doing anything like that, but I would flip people off for like be like
- 1:14:29I'd be like I would just yell at them or find honk or whatever,
- 1:14:32especially because when I was working a day job, and like my first day
- 1:14:38job out here long term one was like at the Americana the concierge, and
- 1:14:43so like I would have suddenly like a last minute audition and I'd be like
- 1:14:45running to the other side of town. And this one time I was parking,
- 1:14:49and this other guy was coming in like he'd been weirdly like racing me,
- 1:14:55and he's this old dude, and I was like, okay, whatever,
- 1:14:57and then I went to park and he was like trying to and I
- 1:14:59was like ninety percent of the way and and then he liket he like nearly
- 1:15:02hits my car to try to push me out, and so I like stayed
- 1:15:06where I was and I honked and I lowered the window and I flipped him
- 1:15:09off, and I was like, get the fuck out, Like what do
- 1:15:11you do? And I learned because he got out of his car as soon
- 1:15:15as that happened, he started like hitting my window because I like as soon
- 1:15:16as I saw that, and he was like I'll kill you, Like I
- 1:15:20was like what. And then a cop actually was going by, so he
- 1:15:24left and I was like, well, that's the last time I ever do
- 1:15:27that. Like no, I'm very like whatever. If I'm like just something
- 1:15:31because someone else on the road is being crazy, I'm just gonna kill you.
- 1:15:33Like I don't that over a parking spot. I've chilled out on my
- 1:15:38like flipping people off. I've learned to just give him a thumbs down.
- 1:15:42It's a little less offensive, but it still lets you know, you know,
- 1:15:45hey, I'm disappointed in you. I A lot more other people are
- 1:15:48carrying guns to these days, so I already got pretty careful, like yeah,
- 1:15:53because I'm just like, hey man, I don't trust I'm not gonna
- 1:15:55and people get literally that's I mean, people are figger happy and it is
- 1:16:00always an impulse thing, and it's always a rage thing. And I mean,
- 1:16:03granted I did that when I was like twenty one, twenty two,
- 1:16:05but what the trigger trigger happy? Yeah, you know, was with the
- 1:16:12ship no, yeah, no, but that that little parking incident was like
- 1:16:15twenty two or something. And like, I just I've had I've seen there
- 1:16:20are people I've seen like some of the craziest encounters out here. I'm sure
- 1:16:25you guys have had some of your own, but I look right at you,
- 1:16:30like, I'm sure you've had one of your I haven't. There's been
- 1:16:32a couple of times where I've had my gun in my hand because I thought
- 1:16:35I've I've been in danger, like and I'm just like, yo, like
- 1:16:39there's like three foods in this car and they're like they're tail getting you like
- 1:16:42a motherfucker. It's so scary, Like I'm not. Yeah, Like honestly,
- 1:16:45I'm not. I'm not one of these motherfuckers. It's like I got
- 1:16:47to analyze the situation, you know what I mean. Like I'm not about
- 1:16:51to just get shot randomly. No, I think, yeah, but you
- 1:16:57know, but you know you come looking for it, you know what I'm
- 1:16:59saying. It's like I've learned to start doing honks to be more helpful.
- 1:17:03I'll just rage honk at people. I'll be like, hey, wake up,
- 1:17:06bitch, But like, you know what, I just I'm a fan
- 1:17:11of the I always like to, especially because inevitably someone who's pissed me off
- 1:17:15will end up at a stop light with me or and I love just looking
- 1:17:17over at them, giving them the nastiest look. And I also love like
- 1:17:21you're your too, bitch when I make a mistake, when I see someone
- 1:17:27pulling up behind or like next to me, when I've made a mistake,
- 1:17:30I just love going like, oh no, I'm such a girl, like
- 1:17:31I don't know what's happening right now. I don't see you. You know
- 1:17:35how to fucking drive. I don't know how any of this works. Just
- 1:17:39a girl. I don't know, no, but it's funny like that you
- 1:17:42can tell the difference when someone just made a mistake versus when someone's being an
- 1:17:45asshole. And I love giving them like the little the carrot look where I'm
- 1:17:48like, you know. Another thing that's also helped with my perspective and like
- 1:17:51not having as much of road rage is if somebody is driving like an asshole
- 1:17:56and like weaving and animals hit you. Whatever I've learned, and it changes
- 1:18:00my mentality immediately. I just assume that they're in a hurry because they got
- 1:18:04to take a fat shit. So now I'm rooting for them. I want
- 1:18:09them to get to their destination safely. We've all been there, you know.
- 1:18:13You know that's true. That has honestly helped me just kind of immediately
- 1:18:16remove my ego a little bit of like, you know what, I don't
- 1:18:20know what struggles they face. Somebody literally said the most factual thing on the
- 1:18:27chat room right now, said I carry now. They said, prisons are
- 1:18:30full of impulsive people. I always try to step back and think logically instead
- 1:18:33of reacting emotionally. Fuck you, David. You know it's true, And
- 1:18:39it's like there are there can be a lifetime of consequences for an impulse decision,
- 1:18:45and most people usually regret them. Yeah, and everybody who's been locked
- 1:18:49up that like, especially like knowing a lot of people that you encounter and
- 1:18:54they've had their different experiences. Everybody will literally tell you it's another world in
- 1:18:58there. Oh yeah, like you you like, whatever whatever you had going
- 1:19:01on in your regular life, you forget it. Yeah, yeah, you're,
- 1:19:06yeah, you're it's a whole different world and there from what I have
- 1:19:11to adjust to. Yeah, I've been. I've been told many times too,
- 1:19:15from like people I'm close with that, Like, it's not just it's
- 1:19:19not just like an obvious like, oh, of course you'll change the person.
- 1:19:23It's like, no, my the way I experienced the world coming out
- 1:19:27to is a completely different, Like it's a lot like how it is for
- 1:19:31some people coming back from something as light as another trip to another country or
- 1:19:36a war zone in another place, you know, or you know, like
- 1:19:39not a trip from another the trip to the other country seems nice, that
- 1:19:42would be nice, I said, trip to another country, I mean moving
- 1:19:44from another country. I can't worry anymore. You guys, I'm out.
- 1:19:46But like I think you got a second you think you got a second hand
- 1:19:49today, I think I did, but I'm enjoying it. I usually hear
- 1:19:55the like I know that there's a there's a clear signal that happens with you,
- 1:19:58like I guess, no, it's it's not that. When it happened
- 1:20:00on Friday, we had I was doing the Green Thumb show downstairs, and
- 1:20:03we had metal mayonnaise and I just kept smoking and I had two hash holes
- 1:20:08because I put hash in them, and I was just like, the smoke
- 1:20:11just kept going to him. And in the middle of like an hour,
- 1:20:14like after the first hour goes down, you just hear oh, yeah,
- 1:20:17and yes, And I heard one call from you, and I was like,
- 1:20:21that's the one. Well, and I could tell too, because I
- 1:20:24start saying things to you guys, and then I'd be like, what am
- 1:20:26I saying right now? I don't know what I'm saying anymore? What are
- 1:20:28they saying now? Where the fuck am I? This isn't the airport?
- 1:20:35This reality One of the things I wanted to at least ask you before,
- 1:20:40like before you like you know, get this is over? How did you
- 1:20:44end up working with Arnold? I asked myself that I me, I did
- 1:20:51a show for four years out here with yeah and and paton Oswalten like really
- 1:21:02great people to be learning from, honestly, and wow that I am definitely
- 1:21:10feeling it. It's a second half for sure. I'm look, this is
- 1:21:12nice though, smooth. I didn't even notice to come on. Sorry.
- 1:21:16But then I ended up actually getting asked to audition for it, and I
- 1:21:24think they were just I thought they were just looking for like an Indian person
- 1:21:29or just an ethnic person. But I found out later that the role was
- 1:21:32written for me, oh, specifically for you with me and like me as
- 1:21:38a prototype based on that other show I've done for you. Oh, and
- 1:21:43I didn't know that at all because I still had to audition. I still
- 1:21:45call that I still had to do a test. And then I found out
- 1:21:48later that I was like, they didn't even think I was available, which
- 1:21:54is kind because they thought that that other show was still going, like they
- 1:21:57didn't know, oh yeah it canceled, it was off the air, but
- 1:22:00yeah, like and so it just kind of happened on a women. I
- 1:22:02just was like, I just was very like, I'm still kind of in
- 1:22:08a state of disbelief about it because i feel like I'm always like in another
- 1:22:11reality like this, none of this is real we're all in a cave.
- 1:22:13But you know, like that's pretty much how I got thrown into this mix
- 1:22:18with all these like really so famous, talented, legendary people. But it's
- 1:22:24like you know you you you have you actually have like a relationship with him,
- 1:22:27like and like he knows you type of deal that. Yeah, it's
- 1:22:30it's a newer I mean, the man is like one of the busiest people
- 1:22:34I've ever met, which is crazy given how like he is. Yes,
- 1:22:40he's always working out. It's like that playing chess or smoking a cigar,
- 1:22:43that's all he's doing. When that that just makes me so happy when I
- 1:22:49say that's all he's doing, I mean in his downtime, because at the
- 1:22:51same time, he's always on the go, Like he just had a book
- 1:22:55come out like that, Like it's like a self help book or something,
- 1:23:00and he's like been touring the world like promoting it. Like I don't know.
- 1:23:02So sometimes like even if you work with a person, you're like,
- 1:23:05oh, they're so busy, they may not like remember me or whatever,
- 1:23:10even though we work together every day for like months. But now he like
- 1:23:15he's very famously always been really cool about like like really like embracing his co
- 1:23:18stars and like being keeping them like family, and he invited me to.
- 1:23:25He had like a Tashin book come out this year, so I got to
- 1:23:28see that. And then he had his like Toberfest this year, which is
- 1:23:30where my dad met him, and I like, Jamie Lee Curtis is there
- 1:23:32and I was like, oh what, Yeah, he eats at the restaurant.
- 1:23:35I love her. She's always at She's always at like deer Drawings.
- 1:23:42She has a table there, that's her table, all right, Jamie Lee.
- 1:23:45Yeah, like she was there, Like my dad didn't even see her
- 1:23:48first because she was crouching down hanging out with all the goats. Arnold had
- 1:23:51a ton of animals there at like this Toberfest thing, and I was just
- 1:23:55like trying to take it all in and it was just so surreal that you
- 1:23:58know, it's very surreal, like if you didn't grow up in the industry
- 1:24:01for any of us that just watched two a lot run right, what that's
- 1:24:05dope and congratulations on that, like for real, like that is really I
- 1:24:10mean the feel like as this opened up the door for more roles that have
- 1:24:14been written for you, like I sure hope. So although I haven't heard
- 1:24:17about anything, with I mean, it's just because at right, yeah,
- 1:24:21it's unexpected. Like I I'm always creating my own things and like doing my
- 1:24:26own projects and you know, whether it's films or theater. But but like
- 1:24:31you know, obviously we're on strike right now and we're waiting to like I'm
- 1:24:35hoping that the AMPTP can like actually step up and give us what we're asking
- 1:24:42for. It's very fair what we're asking for, especially with our likenesses.
- 1:24:45And I don't want like a c g I version of me talking down the
- 1:24:48road, but it's it's not about us either, it's about the little guy
- 1:24:50as well, like especially all of our background and so like hopefully if that
- 1:24:55can be resolved, I actually think there's the potential to do a lot of
- 1:24:58really cool Like I've talked to a lot of friends about creating projects in this
- 1:25:02like bigger scope, and you know, I had some meetings before, and
- 1:25:05I'd like to actually do that, like and know that those people are gonna
- 1:25:10honor all my creative people too. I just had a ramp for a second
- 1:25:13because I'm like, guys, corporate great socks. It's been going on for
- 1:25:16over a third of the year now, it's insane and it's the long geest
- 1:25:19strike right Yeah, yeah, well Sack hasn't been on strike since nineteen sixty
- 1:25:25when we got health insurance. I say we as if I was alive then.
- 1:25:29But it's just like I think it's just that I'm sorry. I just
- 1:25:40yeah, Rock goes into stealth more than you know, I just like it
- 1:25:43does it just do with my other reckless co host doesn't just like fucking fuck
- 1:25:45up the shot. Yeah, it's like where do you go? No?
- 1:25:50No, But it's like they there's so many things that I've heard about,
- 1:25:55like background actors just being like copy pasted in the like and then not getting
- 1:25:59paid for days. Yeah, it's just like you get two hundred bucks for
- 1:26:01a Marvel Superhero movie. Like what's that about? Two hundred bucks? Like
- 1:26:05that's all you get. I would have sold weed to everybody there and made
- 1:26:09more than two hundred bucks, Like like I would have just walked that.
- 1:26:13It's not like you have to do that, Like the fact that you would
- 1:26:15have to do that when you could get paid all of that and get money
- 1:26:17from the weed. You know, I've done that with But every job that
- 1:26:20like when they try to like do that, like I remember like you know,
- 1:26:24like I do stand up and then like anytime somebody is just like,
- 1:26:27oh yeah it pays like fifteen bucks or twenty bucks, I'm like, dude,
- 1:26:30I can. I can walk out of here and make like whatever you're
- 1:26:33charging at the door, figuring out a hustle here. And it's like but
- 1:26:38if you love it, you're gonna do it, you know what I'm saying.
- 1:26:40Like, That's that's where it's like a what do you call it?
- 1:26:42Ray, labor of love? Labor love, yes, yeah, yeah,
- 1:26:45a fashion project, yeah, passion project. That's I feel like anytime you're
- 1:26:49taking the entrepreneur route, like you always, you're always going to encounter that
- 1:26:54yeah, where it's like you're willing to sacrifice getting paid for whether you're making
- 1:27:00like your first T shirt, you're making your first movie, your first audition.
- 1:27:02It's it's gonna it's gonna start off rocky. You have to invest,
- 1:27:08right, like any business. Yeah, invest a little bit and you'll get
- 1:27:12it back later. That's the hope. Ideally, what are some side projects
- 1:27:16you're working on, like like like some sag project No no no, no,
- 1:27:21I said side I say, yeah, side project, like you know,
- 1:27:24aside from like acting and stuff like. Yeah, well, honestly,
- 1:27:30I'm my brain has fully just been on nothing special because it's been coming out
- 1:27:32this week and I haven't had time to do anything else for so long.
- 1:27:38So like I'm kind of drawing a blink right now. Oh, I did
- 1:27:43have one show. I'm allowed to say they got a sag Waiver that is
- 1:27:47acting, so I will say, but it was it was earlier. It
- 1:27:50was earlier during the strike. I did have an animated series come out called
- 1:27:55The met Cadets, which is really cool, came out. Yeah, that's
- 1:27:59a three Netflix just for you now. Oh yeah, although that one I
- 1:28:03had gotten like independently, like before any of the other things that I yeah,
- 1:28:12because it esque one. Yeah, because it took like it took about
- 1:28:15a couple of years for us to do like they created their own like animation
- 1:28:19style like in Japan for the show, and it took us like a couple
- 1:28:26of years to like we recorded everything, and then by that point, you
- 1:28:30know, the other stuff started coming out, which is kind of cool.
- 1:28:33Other projects. I mean, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm trying to I
- 1:28:38got so high from the second hand and like my friend has just this is
- 1:28:41I have not slept you guys I had to take like so like we've been
- 1:28:45having to take niquil and melotone, not both at the same time. But
- 1:28:50this podcast will like you're probably feeling pretty good. Oh, I'm definitely gonna
- 1:28:56have a good nap fat nap today. I've like we've been weird diying the
- 1:29:00entire installation for this thing, like and so I made the whole silver carpet
- 1:29:04backdrop myself. I can't and all that, so, like it's been so
- 1:29:08fun. But silver carpet sounds like Cisco's hair. You know, that's like
- 1:29:15my picture because you know, like like you know, like remember when he
- 1:29:16died of his little hair? Yeah, does anybody know who Cisco is?
- 1:29:20Do you know who Cisco is? The Thong song? Oh yeah, I
- 1:29:24thought you I thought you guys were talking about a friend drinks. So I
- 1:29:27didn't know you thought we were talking about who, like a friend of yours
- 1:29:30or something. Oh no, no, no. I was like, for
- 1:29:31a second, I thought she was gonna say, I thought you were talking
- 1:29:33about the drink. I was like, yeah, she knows what the fuck
- 1:29:35Cisco is. She's down. Yeah, yeah, Like I was like,
- 1:29:40if she knows what Cisco is, that is like a whole other thing.
- 1:29:42That's like a before four locals. I was about to say, I used
- 1:29:46to drink them shit, so like Cisco's. They used to sell those ships
- 1:29:50at like the liquor store used to be next to the malt liquor section,
- 1:29:53so it used to be like Mickey's forties, like but forties was like those
- 1:29:57were malt liquors, and they used to have a little grenades. They used
- 1:29:59to I have the MD twenty twenties. God damn, I got fucked up,
- 1:30:01all fucked up on those will fuck you up. And then they used
- 1:30:04to have a Colarossi wine, and then they used to have ciscos and then
- 1:30:09I don't know, at least my age when I was underage drinking, like
- 1:30:13I remember, I remember running into like a few semas and I was like,
- 1:30:16yo, these things have got to be expired. You know what I
- 1:30:18mean? That was like it was like usually oh the zemas, yeah,
- 1:30:21like because you know, I was like those just got discontinued. And I
- 1:30:24remember, like I tried one. I was like it was nasty. I
- 1:30:28had MG twenty twenty on a river float and I didn't realize this, but
- 1:30:33while you're sitting on your back, floating getting drunk, like you get a
- 1:30:38little bit of a good buzz. I thought I was really good at drinking.
- 1:30:41Then you get out and you got to go up these stairs to get
- 1:30:43back to the street level. I went from being soberish to almost blackout drunk
- 1:30:48because you're floating versus my face was so numb by the time I got to
- 1:30:51the top of those stairs. I feel sick just thinking about it. Oh
- 1:30:56yeah, I haven't touched the shit since that was awful. Oh yeah,
- 1:30:59you know. I I did something and my girl went to like not scary
- 1:31:02farm and then I was like, you know, I was filming that day
- 1:31:04and I took all those edibles and then I'll yeah and uh. And then
- 1:31:09I'm just like, I don't know what made me just like, I don't
- 1:31:12know I wanted maybe I wanted to feel young that fucking day. Bro,
- 1:31:15I buy some fucking beat by buy some beat boxes, right, you know
- 1:31:17those fucking like the little thing, the little liquor thing, Oh my god.
- 1:31:21Yeah. And then on top of that, I don't know what like
- 1:31:25xaber. After I told them what I added to the beatbox, he was
- 1:31:28like, who are you like? You know, like, and I went
- 1:31:30and I saw the ninety nine bananas and ninety nine things, and I put
- 1:31:32it in the fucking beat box and I was just like, oh my god,
- 1:31:36And I just chucked two of those before he went in the park.
- 1:31:40Man, Dude, I had just two of those. Was enough for me
- 1:31:43to wake up the next day like fuck, like just not wanted to do
- 1:31:46shit. And I don't miss that at all. I don't think my liver
- 1:31:49misses it at all. Like drinking the finer things sometimes, you know,
- 1:31:53like that small batched whiskey, I feel like the older you get, like
- 1:31:57and it's not even like being old, it's just like a little bit older
- 1:32:00than the last time you drank, you know what I mean. Like it
- 1:32:03things like oh, a nicer quality wine or a better distilled whiskey. You
- 1:32:09actually notice the difference in your hangover if you have one, or like how
- 1:32:13your body processes. I didn't know that because I used to if I would
- 1:32:15get wine for things, like I would get like one of the cheaper things
- 1:32:19tail wine. Yeah, they're like some cheap one from like Trader Jos and
- 1:32:23some of the cheap ones they're good, but like I would get them and
- 1:32:25then I'd be like why the fuck? Like I had one glass? Why
- 1:32:27I'm so hungover? Like what's happening? And then like Kristen walked me through,
- 1:32:30She's like, girl, like I want to learn just because the wine
- 1:32:34makes you sleepy doesn't mean that the wine's hidden, you know, like you
- 1:32:38have it. She's like you're doing a lot of sugar and like weird shit,
- 1:32:40Like no, I did find they got this a cup exactly that would
- 1:32:45be pure. I think zero calories. I would if there was a wine
- 1:32:50called the blood of Christ, I sort of God, that should better be
- 1:32:53zero calories. Bro, actually zero calories though it can't be right because I
- 1:33:00feel like it's a I mean it's an it's like food. It's in pet
- 1:33:01food. Animals, bats drink it like they've got have calories. Right,
- 1:33:05that's true. But then with Jesus' blood, can somebody google how many calories
- 1:33:10is Christ worth? No, it's Christ's blood. It's Christ's blood. You
- 1:33:14can also look up his other dude, Diesel's blood might give you might raise
- 1:33:17your cholesterol. Diazzel's blood like if you're if you're if you're a bad bad
- 1:33:23by the bat becomes matter like yo, yeah, like I would imagine like
- 1:33:30you know what a mosquito bites me? Like I wonder like if he gets
- 1:33:33like a high calorie count and he gets high to because he's like, fuck
- 1:33:36this dude, man, Like like I feel like I'm thinking about like all
- 1:33:40the different kinds of like ways you could get you could have, like you
- 1:33:44get fucked up if you had like blood that from someone who's like super out
- 1:33:47of the influence. It's like so many different things. And Charlie Sheen in
- 1:33:50the early two thousands like winning tiger blood. Did you say tiger blood?
- 1:33:56Tiger blood? Damn, that's that's that's definitely, like I want to know
- 1:34:00what the fact that he said that lets you know that a statement like that
- 1:34:05is something a person who is consuming a hell a lot of cocaine was gonna.
- 1:34:10Like I've said like when my partying days, like I remember saying some
- 1:34:14things until this day, my friends will not let me live down. Remember
- 1:34:16what you said? Like, what what's one of them? Embarrass yourself?
- 1:34:19No, I can't say those words, Okay, No, I swear,
- 1:34:28I swear to God. It's like every you can always tell it's always coke.
- 1:34:31People are saying like that because you're like, wow, you've turned into
- 1:34:34like you're this different Swiss turned off and suddenly you're like another Like, Coke
- 1:34:39is the mask in a bag? You remember, like Jim car Oh my
- 1:34:42god, that's it's a narcissist mask, that Jim Carrey mask in the movie.
- 1:34:47That's what Coke is in the bag because because remember, like it made
- 1:34:51him into a ladies man quote unquote, and then he was kind of a
- 1:34:54jerk what I mean, like he's like kind of like I'm on the god
- 1:34:57teer now I'm going You're like, what the fun? Like, what's happening
- 1:35:00right now? My Coke and that mask was pretty sick though. That movie.
- 1:35:04I saw it again. I can't believe I never got into it as
- 1:35:06a kid. You weren't into the mask as a kid. No, And
- 1:35:10I appreciate it so much now and I'm just like, man, this is
- 1:35:13just another reason why Jim Carrey is so great. That movie was, Dude.
- 1:35:15The comic book is gnarly for that. There's a Japanese version of it
- 1:35:19and it's very violent. Dude. The comic book, the whole comic book
- 1:35:24is extremely comic book. I forget. I think it's a no no no.
- 1:35:28I think it's like dark Horse. There's like an independent Yeah, I
- 1:35:30know dark Horse. They're from Portland. Yeah, I think they used to.
- 1:35:32They used to have a shop in Universal City Walk. I know that
- 1:35:38used to be my favorite fucking shop. And now they still fucking stupid Universal
- 1:35:42Studios merch, Like they don't have a lot of fucking merch already, like
- 1:35:45seriously, like they used to have with the alien ship crashed in the building,
- 1:35:49remember, and then the display of all those toys. That shit was
- 1:35:53so fucked. I feel like I collected comic memorabilia in the like the golden
- 1:35:58era of it I have. I still like, I still have such an
- 1:36:01appreciation for it. But I feel like when I was really like hardcore about
- 1:36:04collecting things or getting like collectors pieces, it was at the time where stores
- 1:36:09like dark Horse were a universal or like you could actually get cool things.
- 1:36:13And like now it's well, I'm sure you can get cool things now too,
- 1:36:15but it's like there was as cool. They have a comic book store
- 1:36:17there now, but it's like, eh, yeah, it's not like I
- 1:36:20remember there's straating things in that dark comic store, I mean Dark Horses,
- 1:36:24Dark Comic store. Dark It's like the dark Web. I remember being like
- 1:36:28it was like nineteen ninety five and just seeing like such a detailed mask of
- 1:36:31like Venom from Spider Man. I'm just like, what the fuck where do
- 1:36:34you see this? And I was like, you just see now you've seen
- 1:36:38the statues and all the stuff they collect, and you know what, was
- 1:36:41even like a better fucking trip that, like, are tread out of it?
- 1:36:44That I remember that this store forever lives in the back of my mind.
- 1:36:46Remember that store that was all about glowing stuff that used to glow in
- 1:36:49the dark. There used to be a cross dude from dark dark Horses.
- 1:36:54I don't know how like, but it used to be called Glow and you
- 1:36:58walked in there and everything was fucking like glowing like that. You only used
- 1:37:01to sell glowing the dark stuff. It was like the coolest fucking store as
- 1:37:04a kid. Oh my god, imagine working there for eight eight and a
- 1:37:08half hours a day just in the dark and then stepping outside and having to
- 1:37:12readjust no, but you step up. Okay, Well it depends on when
- 1:37:15your shift ends. You could you imagine like you could go a whole day
- 1:37:19unless you take a little break for coffee or something blown in darkness moved by
- 1:37:27it pale after six months of working there. Yeah, this is what this
- 1:37:30is what it would look like. I would look so sick. Look that's
- 1:37:33like the display would look like, and it would be like, yeah,
- 1:37:38it's it's definitely some nighty shit. It's so cute. And I remember seeing
- 1:37:42this store. I used to love going in this store. I can't damn
- 1:37:45it, just like I love it when my brain like gives me like new
- 1:37:46memories, unlocked core memory, like you guys have to. I have to,
- 1:37:51like if I can remember to after this, I have to send you
- 1:37:54that like video of like that car commercial going down on like this. Oh
- 1:37:57my god, I swear to I know you've seen it, Gonna send you
- 1:38:00it was like a viral thing. Yeah, please do, because then I'll
- 1:38:01be like they had Latino there too. Remember the CD store. I don't
- 1:38:08know why the fuck they have that bitch ass sock store, bro, Like,
- 1:38:11who the fuck wants to go to Universal Studios Hollywood and fucking buy ten
- 1:38:15fucking pairs of different socks? Like, man, you never know, I
- 1:38:18mean, I mean, I appreciate socks so much, but a whole fucking
- 1:38:23store to waste real estate? Okay, Yeah that's true. I'd rather have
- 1:38:27it be an item out of store that sells, like I love by the
- 1:38:30Harry Potter socks or like the Minion socks, if that's all they happen.
- 1:38:32But the Universal Store, that's thing Like I'd rather have an item at a
- 1:38:36store. It's like the other thing that pisses me off. And I love
- 1:38:40my fucking hats. Everybody knows I love my hats. I love customizing my
- 1:38:43hats. I collect them. There's no fucking reason there's there's there needs to
- 1:38:47be three lids at Universal City Walk. Is there three? There's three fucking
- 1:38:50lids there, bro, there's one and has to be one. There's a
- 1:38:54lids, a lids locker and the and the Dodger Store slash lids. It's
- 1:39:00stupid, like and I'm just and I'm just like, yo, how much
- 1:39:02money? Like I'm just like, dude, this is crazy. I mean,
- 1:39:06I've never been to the Wolfgang pluck in there. I just never.
- 1:39:09It never really appealed to me. Can you do me? You should?
- 1:39:12You should hit all three lids in one day. I have when I when
- 1:39:15I when I go, like when I have orders for customer to customize certain
- 1:39:17hats. Yeah, yeah, like like, I've got to be making good
- 1:39:20money to have oh for sure, why else would they have to? But
- 1:39:24then it does blow my mind that they have three separate They signed lisas too,
- 1:39:27like abercam Me a Finch. I don't know who the fuck is wearing.
- 1:39:30But this ship is still thirteen year old me, not a Universal.
- 1:39:33That's the point. That's why I'm like, but if I were thirteen year
- 1:39:36old thirteen year old Universal, I would have been like, yes, I'm
- 1:39:40going Africas, I'm going to Abercromby before I go in. However, yeah
- 1:39:44I would and I was like, I'm not feeling cute enough mom by me
- 1:39:46shirt. Do you know how much this trip cost? Yeah, I would
- 1:39:51still cry about it. No, I'm kidding. I would just want Ben
- 1:39:55and Jerry's afterwards. Now, I just want Ben and Jerry is tops,
- 1:40:00the coffee, thee and so I'm just glad there's a little Starbucks action.
- 1:40:03There's a little tequila or margarita canteena area there too. Oh yeah, now
- 1:40:09it's called I forget the name, but they changed it up. It used
- 1:40:12to be called Cantina something. But yeah, you know, Ray, I
- 1:40:15realized something today. The two espresso shots back to back are cool on a
- 1:40:19Thursday show when I'm tired at six, Yeah, when I take those double
- 1:40:25expresso shots, I feel like I did too much cocaine. I was about
- 1:40:29to say, I've been feeling like that. My heart's been feeling like that
- 1:40:31for like fucking like thirty minutes. Where I'm just like especially depends on like
- 1:40:35because I just drank it black and it's tuned espresso. I could not do.
- 1:40:41I there's I don't know if you guys have for me like having different.
- 1:40:45I always have a glatta or something just like sweet or like yummy,
- 1:40:47because I just I'm just a baby. Yeah, but I can't do it.
- 1:40:51But there is Phil's coffee. You guys had that. Oh, Phils
- 1:40:56coffee is good, IK so good. But it is the only coffee that
- 1:41:00have me actually bouncing off walls. Yeah, it's something about their coffee.
- 1:41:02It gets you wired. It is every time I go there, I'm like,
- 1:41:04oh, this shall last meek like I will have a half of it,
- 1:41:08and I'm like, this has been a delightful experience. However, I
- 1:41:11simply I simply need to calm the fuck down. I had this, uh
- 1:41:16outside the higher path, I used to have this Greek coffee guy set up
- 1:41:20out there. He's really nice, but holy shit, his coffee's got cracking
- 1:41:27it. It has to I they used to put coca cocaine, as we
- 1:41:30all know. You know, I've just never had coffee, have me that
- 1:41:33fucking I want to try that cocaine with coke. I bet it'd be tight,
- 1:41:38like just to like but from the factory. Yeah, yeah, don't
- 1:41:42don't put your own cocaine there. Might have fentanyl. Yeah, Like,
- 1:41:45I wonder if with the way those bottles are like sealed, does that it
- 1:41:50can't possibly if it's like a hundred year old bottle. Oh right, I'm
- 1:41:55curious about I got to look that up. That's gonna be my click holt
- 1:41:58for them. Damn is like drinking one hundred year old Coca cola. I'm
- 1:42:02sure they've done some kind of science experiment with that. I would not because
- 1:42:05I saw a guy doing on YouTube with like crystal pepsi and he like he
- 1:42:10chugged it or he drank it, and he wasn't that shoe nice? I
- 1:42:15don't. I don't know how it was like from the eighties, yeah,
- 1:42:18like and it looked crystal pe have crystal methods it looked like yellow, yellow
- 1:42:24as hell, and like he drank it and he just threw up. It
- 1:42:27was like disgusting pepsi without food coloring. It was clear pepsi. Narsty Yeah,
- 1:42:32narsty like that. You just like you just make up words as like
- 1:42:39the higher I just unfortunately just will say what comes into that's nursty narsty.
- 1:42:46Yeah that's gross. Okay, so we know the answers, so you don't
- 1:42:49just make your own, like your own coke, Coca cola. Thanks,
- 1:42:57Yeah, you know what. They have a YouTube. I told you you
- 1:43:00reached the year so over on it's November. Congratulations. I remember, what
- 1:43:04is it? Stop partying a year ago. It's so funny because I remember
- 1:43:08you did it, but I never saw it. Yeah. Well, I
- 1:43:11mean we would do it when we were on break. It sheltered me.
- 1:43:13You knew I was young and naive and couldn't handle the truth. I'm just
- 1:43:15sheltered. I've never done. I've actually never done. But also I also
- 1:43:19want it's not I know, I don't think it's for me. I think
- 1:43:23yeah, it's it was just one of those things where it's just like we
- 1:43:27were partying hell a lot, and then it just got to the point where
- 1:43:29I was like, I don't want to die in somebody's bathroom. I'm there.
- 1:43:31Yeah, No, I'm just constantly like I'm like an energizer bunny already,
- 1:43:35and I also feel like I would like it so much and it would
- 1:43:39ruin me. You know what, I'm gonna let other people do this.
- 1:43:42It's more dangerous when it doesn't ruin you and you think you got your cool
- 1:43:45with it. So that's why it would Yeah, because if you get too
- 1:43:48comfortable with that's how habits you know anything. Yeah, Like I know myself.
- 1:43:53I know I'm gonna like it too much and I have no self control.
- 1:43:55So yeah, if you already have access to add or all, just
- 1:43:58stick to that. Not even that, dude, just fucking get sleep.
- 1:44:01Yeah, like straight up, straight up to sleep. Just take some edibles
- 1:44:04and go to sleep. I love a good night's sleep. I love a
- 1:44:09good coffee. I like having that. And I'm like I said, I
- 1:44:12have two modes, and energizer bunny or I'm zombie, Like there's no.
- 1:44:15Definitely got a lot of energy. You definitely got a lot of I'm all
- 1:44:17over, yeah, but I do. Let's let's let's give her a hand
- 1:44:24gentlemen. You know, I appreciate you coming by, like this has been
- 1:44:27a fun interview. Thank you so much, and congratulations on everything that you've
- 1:44:32achieved. And I mean it's cool that you work with Arnold and the fact
- 1:44:35that they rolled, they worked, they made that role for you. It
- 1:44:39just lets you know that like there's like the best is yet to come in
- 1:44:43your future and we wish you nothing but the best here and promote your show
- 1:44:45one more time. I mean I'm gonna try to pull up, but you
- 1:44:47know with the crew. Yeah, thank you so much. Yeah, it's
- 1:44:50Nothing Special. You can check it out at Nothing Special show dot com.
- 1:44:55We've got two nights you can still get tickets for and we'll be there the
- 1:45:00Smoking night. Yeah, Thursday night. Baby, that one's it's gonna be
- 1:45:03so fun. And like you're gonna get you can get your own sixties screen
- 1:45:06test. You'll get there. We have a Pollard photo booth. Yeah,
- 1:45:10if you do, I can wear my fucking hat with a feather. Dude.
- 1:45:13I was about to say, like I think you should definitely express how
- 1:45:15much people should come in costume, because uh, it's so immersive, Like
- 1:45:20at your party, I had so much show up in like I showed up
- 1:45:24in that whatever that means, and honestly, like we have we have a
- 1:45:28crew of people that's helping us, and we've assigned all of them a superstar
- 1:45:30and like they famously did not get along with the hippies, like the subculture
- 1:45:34spot. So like if you show up, I wouldn't be surprised if you
- 1:45:36got ragged off by some of our group. I'll dress up as a zoo
- 1:45:40dude, and you dress up as a sailor and we just fight. Dude,
- 1:45:44creating the right Yes, yes, no, bring the sixties to the
- 1:45:48factory. It's so fun, Like we want it to feel like you're going
- 1:45:53back in time, except you can have your You're gonna have to beat me
- 1:45:55up pretty bad that way. People feel bad for spanning people because of what
- 1:45:58happened. Oh no, listen, man, white people done enough. Come
- 1:46:02on, let me let me take a step for history, dude, for
- 1:46:06history. Beat the historical reenactment where I'll take Exavier. Just I'll take Exavier
- 1:46:13and be like, yeah, we'll boot. He's like, why rock He
- 1:46:15goes cosplaying as a white woman, So that's okay. I'm literally playing a
- 1:46:19woman who's great grand or like she's descended from like people who signed the Declaration
- 1:46:25of Independence. I'm like, whatever, Yeah, her cousin is Kevin Bacon's
- 1:46:29wife. Kick just said I found that out to Kevin six degrees of Kevin
- 1:46:34Bank holy ship. Yeah, and where can they follow you to keep up
- 1:46:40with you? Oh yeah, well I only have an Instagram, which is
- 1:46:42just a part of real and we tagged. We tagged her so everybody that
- 1:46:46made a cool little drawing too. I was like, oh, shut up
- 1:46:48to Chili. She always Chili. I'm gonna start filming every time. Well
- 1:46:54we usually do get him on the in the air, but I get compliments
- 1:46:57for the for the fires even off air. People just love your artwork.
- 1:47:00Chili so so good I was. That also made my whole. I was
- 1:47:03so excited to see that. I was like, oh my god, well,
- 1:47:05what's her name? Is Danny Phantom? This time? Right? It
- 1:47:09looks like Danny Phantom, That's what I thought. Yeah, yeah, that's
- 1:47:11Danny Fan. I was like, oh, I look like the little what's
- 1:47:15her face? I forgot her name, but the little goth girlfriend. Yeah,
- 1:47:17combo of her, and like the there's a girl who always wears like
- 1:47:20light, like a light color in a mini skirt. I need to go
- 1:47:25back on. I need to rewind. That show is good. All the
- 1:47:27Butch Hartman stuff is good. I definitely I would like a copy of that
- 1:47:30art though. Oh yeah, we'll talk to Chili. Yeah yeah, she
- 1:47:35usually makes Prince. We'll definitely get you one. Chili's. Chili is a
- 1:47:40great human being. Oh my gosh, thank you Chili, and I see
- 1:47:43you. I see you bowling to Chili. Run that fade? What is
- 1:47:46it? U? What is it? Ray? Shout out? Shout out
- 1:47:49to a partner, Thank you for coming through. You're always welcome here.
- 1:47:54Follow me on Morning Shop Films, I G and YouTube. Check on my
- 1:47:57website Morning Shop Films. Now see Oh shout up to Xavier who's in St.
- 1:48:01Louis right now? Right? Yeah yeah man, it would have been
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- 1:57:16Bip Cooks Cooks Show, a cop shout like a flout that back like a
- 1:59:02bout come drive like a flower whole time, like a four paying couch,
- 1:59:06like a flout, like a thousan couse, like a flour running out like
- 1:59:11the files, the flouts. Nigger Who the mother fucking dogs? Who the
- 1:59:15pox nigger? Who the mother pucking bouts? Who the pous nigger? Who
- 1:59:18the mothers? Who the pox nigger? You see the fucking coos. Y'm
- 1:59:23talking mother fucker abouts off out bouts Just try aka he who the king got
- 1:59:28an office boys won no louses who want to compete one to put up police
- 1:59:31who got the keets to the streets. You a time bustler, What time?
- 1:59:35Rhye mom? I'm having thanks for real youth funks. Ain't no crime
- 1:59:39to tis. Just want the school to learn the youth brow to and try
- 1:59:42to copy your gee moves out the ten o'clock news. You can't survive,
- 1:59:45then my shoes off fort to pay my dues with your cartoon thoo nigga steps
- 1:59:48from the loop, I cried, give them on them and fifty six crowd
- 1:59:51and spend most of my week gains CRUs in the fell cloud you know that
- 1:59:56shut the south wade to the east coast. I switched timetowns, didn't hope
- 2:00:00switch clothes. I was going to be on top side one the cow shot
- 2:00:02shot one of the cop drops, and they got that knock im outside like
- 2:00:06a blow back, not like a bow cap drive like a blow long time,
- 2:00:11like a bottle bag of cow, like a blow one of clouds,
- 2:00:14like a bower of big house, like a pot the mouth, like a
- 2:00:16plot. Who the blows put the puppy blows shot the plows. Nigger put
- 2:00:21the mother the puppy cow tout the pous nign, the THEI got to see
- 2:00:27your mother, funny blow yayayaya, I will, I will, I want
- 2:02:10to top. I get those goods gonna say. Every time you're coming around
- 2:02:15here, he's on mine. He may everything, So time this cons I'm
- 2:02:20waiting on you, just waiting time here. I get those goods bunks at
- 2:02:27every time I need that hine. Go down this sie. I get those
- 2:02:33time. Yeah, when you're not around you go down this sie. I
- 2:02:41get those second time here track on one three the way one you riding,
- 2:02:46ride me on by me on me up, pie and sak. I'm sitting
- 2:02:53loky on sin the rider when I'm pulling, no right beside and top start
- 2:02:59a ride. When I text the game, don't stop going about black job
- 2:03:03to happen. She probably playing. I ran again and change he had to
- 2:03:10take over. They all doing anything. Yeah, oh no, I can't
- 2:03:15go up with droll man. When I do my swater, then I do
- 2:03:18no wrong. Yeah. I's been in the city. Don't give me a
- 2:03:21talk. They ain't gonna go up. I'm living in a twenty to me
- 2:04:00doing something, mean to it, to it better than anybody you've ever seen
- 2:04:03the springs. The legs got a nice ring to it. I get sippy
- 2:04:09super here. Won't need this thing music. No one man said half ball
- 2:04:13and power the clouts, chicken. I just count the hours. Stop tipping
- 2:04:18up, shipping off the power. It's just the broken and stools closed,
- 2:04:26the prisons open. We ain't got nothing to lose. Motherfucker. We rode,
- 2:04:31motherfucker. We rode with some nice kinny girls and some jetty road and
- 2:04:36this white man world. We the one chosen. So the night cool world.
- 2:04:41I see you in the morning. I see you in the morning.
- 2:04:45This is wait so much. I need a moment. No one man said,
- 2:04:49half ball, have power the clocks, chicken. I just count the
- 2:04:54hours. Stop tipping. I'm shipping off the power. See you when they're
- 2:04:59fuck that the words, yeah yeah, hot course from the Land of the
- 2:05:38Lords. Behold the Hell Horse or court or fallo me oh tank gotta be
- 2:05:42that. That's things and starts in park Wallabe. I became killing these black
- 2:05:45lives on your radio, blowing out your watch from park Hill, the House
- 2:05:48or Hornet Hell. Every time you walk by your back in a chair.
- 2:05:51That's pail who wanted to talk back here. I spent, like I said,
- 2:05:55automatic to the grail, helbooms and hell whon brooms, babies, play
- 2:05:58me baby for down hood party, lead more gas around, cap down to
- 2:06:01a pot platform. I'm a kid with the kid with the golden on.
- 2:06:05I'm not motherfucking hot neck. Have to blunt one nigga. Don't brunt He
- 2:06:10had it for a minute, but it seemed like a mushy. Now I'm
- 2:06:13a choking, choking hope and I don't cook and from a dose cho kid
- 2:06:16walk not with him? Not not, you're open, hope. Let's try.
- 2:06:19Can't stand niggat that fuck you luck. You can't stand Bentley. If
- 2:06:23they caught you ruck, you can't want to get up. They can't get
- 2:06:26shut. You can't want to stick up. They can't get started. I'm
- 2:06:29the one that caught your block when your boy trying to act up. Remember
- 2:06:32what old thirty seven? Fuck your ass up. Listen who your sucker stink
- 2:07:28you're tripping with? Yes, I'm the boss, say I'm forty five.
- 2:07:31Why don't white? That's really wrong. I cut him wide, I cut
- 2:07:35him along, I cut him fat. I keep them coming back, while
- 2:07:39we keep them coming back. I'm in a distribution. I'm like Atlantic,
- 2:07:45I got no pretty things lying across the Atlantic. I know pob blow pom
- 2:07:49blow moreegon the real loreeger he ow me a hundred favors. Ain't petty player,
- 2:07:57rebuy the whole thing. See most of my home is housing. They
- 2:08:01still do. They dang my wolf back cool man, my money ride ride.
- 2:08:07I'm on the pedal. Show you what I'm running like when they snatch
- 2:08:11black. I cried for a honey. Nice he got a honey by certain
- 2:08:15in a honey Like every damn hustling, bustling, pussing, pustling, pustling,
- 2:08:26bustling, bustling, pustling, pusson, bustling, every damn hustling,
- 2:08:31pustling, pusson, hustling, pustling, bustling, bustling, pustling, puss
- 2:08:35on every damn, every damn hustling, pustling, pussing, hustling, pustling,
- 2:08:41bustling, bustling, pustling, pussing, bustling, every damn hustling,
- 2:08:46pustling, pussing, hustling, pustling, pusson, bustling, pustling, pussing,
- 2:08:50every damn every damn, You get the bag and fumble it. I
- 2:09:18get the bag and flipping and tumble it straight up A lot three hundred cash.
- 2:09:22And the cacame with a blood of man la mama a pop and she
- 2:09:26got asked and she gonna puck up a bag, pull look to the spot,
- 2:09:28living too fast, jumping the deep in the stash it the lead got
- 2:09:33too far hold. They dm me drive the top running this cold butcher's skilled
- 2:09:37here. I be real with me. Keep it on, honey and jam
- 2:09:41being real with me. Eat it up like it's a beast. They say
- 2:09:43that dope on blee f except here a little somebody that the chill with me.
- 2:09:48The nigga that points to the back. Don't say them nigga's a kid
- 2:09:50from me beause I cannot my sleep on flee and I guess they're I'm gonna
- 2:09:54patty for they talking a dog in my tree. I'm like, I'm a
- 2:09:58no bridge in the my bit. She walking around christ Jenner. I used
- 2:10:01to break in them. They took up on them like the game of temple,
- 2:10:05A simple play with her mental Mama said she saw me, yo,
- 2:10:07Jimmy Kimmel, cut it because I'm money simple balking with the rest of looking
- 2:10:11creole fuck on that bit there not temple a nigga for me to nam my
- 2:10:16level that could tapple my cupboard something bay. They know people good, I'm
- 2:10:20not your tymple cook. Get my brisk in this cridle. Look at number
- 2:10:26jumping. I get that back of the regular. I got her back up
- 2:10:28my singing. Look that getting up, getting vegetable seat that get up and
- 2:10:31gus medical cocaine, Go dean, et cetera. Cocaine. I mean this
- 2:10:35federal, I take up playing no number look and then that's when nias from
- 2:10:39my schedule out. You get the bag and fumble it. I get the
- 2:10:41bag and flipping and tumblet straight out a lot three on the cash and the
- 2:10:46co came with a blood. And then La Mama attacked and she got asked
- 2:10:48and she gonna fuck up a bag for lots of the spot, living too
- 2:10:52fast, jumping and number on the stagh and it got too far. They
- 2:10:56DM me drive the top when this gold. But you yeah, be real
- 2:11:01with me, keep it one j be real with me, eat it up
- 2:11:05like it's a face. They said. The dope both legs I don't even
- 2:11:07just can see it commit each other on my kneck as a meal of a
- 2:11:09piece. I don't even like the free style. For free, I'll put
- 2:11:13it in their key and I ride the cab. I don't even come out
- 2:11:15the house for free. I pay your need of to drive for me,
- 2:11:16chase. You couldn't even go side for me. I do what I want
- 2:11:20because I'm signing night. I get that. I get that, I get
- 2:11:22the back. They get the back of the cut of the hat. To
- 2:11:24compare, y'all making me laugh either we have them a deep can convertible balm
- 2:11:28convertible top. My dog got a voterical look at it, how and it
- 2:11:31took out the part, came out the jenuma straight to the car. Take
- 2:11:35it. Please the baby, little little someone freezing per don't be even the
- 2:11:39baby to and please be coming. I found the native to it. It's
- 2:11:43about that I announced the paper congratulation she brings with me that I grab the
- 2:11:48way out. They had to hate it on fool with them niggas. They
- 2:11:50plash the baby a trap of baby. I wrap but on all my mouse's
- 2:11:54baby. It's tragic. Baby. I put a little bit and fok up
- 2:11:58the track. Baby a savage baby. I'm killing me. It's go cast
- 2:12:01you taking you get the bag of bumble it. I get the bag of
- 2:12:05flipping and tumblet straight off the lot three hundred cash and the cocaine with a
- 2:12:09blunding it. La Mama attacked and she got asked, and she gonna fuck
- 2:12:11up a bag f look to the spot, living too fast, jumping the
- 2:12:15number of the stag and Italy got too far. They gim me drive the
- 2:12:20top when it's gold, but you better be real with me. Keep it
- 2:12:24one, jim, be real with me, eat it up like it's a
- 2:12:26fist. They say that, don't both please,