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The One Where You Shouldn’t Go Toes If You’re Not On Vanderpump Rules · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Hello, my love, welcome back. I mean today is like
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: gonna be fun, little chaotic because Gigi's on the podcast today,
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: but it's during nannying hours. So we've got Ocean.
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: Can you introduce yourself? Ocean? Can you say hi?
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: Can you say hi to everybody there? We are okay,
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: So everyone just roll with it. If you're listening to audio,
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: you're welcome. You get to hear my baby's voice. The
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: video will drop on Friday and gigs can Gigi say Hi?
• 0:39
  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 4: Everyone?
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  Speaker 1: So we have but the video of this will drop
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  Speaker 1: on Friday. You'll get a little sliver of my my
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: bride and joy. All right, let's jump into it. I've
• 0:52
  Speaker 1: got Easton, Welcome back Easton.
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: Hey, it's good to be back. Give us a long
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: week of not being here, and it was a very
• 0:59
  Speaker 3: weird week. It didn't feel didn't feel right.
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: How was Utah?
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: Utah? Was Utah? Good to go back? Good to get out?
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: Good to get out? We missed you?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know it's fun going there because you have
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  Speaker 4: lots of friends. I had an amazing to see friends.
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  Speaker 3: No, I had an amazing time and I would always
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  Speaker 3: happily go back, but I will spily coming home to
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  Speaker 3: my family.
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  Speaker 4: But I will say I am be on thrilled to
• 1:25
  Speaker 4: have you in California. Like, I feel like my life
• 1:28
  Speaker 4: is complete.
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that is exactly how it feels.
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  Speaker 3: It feels like home now, it really does.
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  Speaker 1: You were even missed by producers. Hey, they washed in
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: and they were like, Easton's not here. This seems weird.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, it kind of is weird. I love you, Jess,
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: but it was a little weird, right, it was weird.
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  Speaker 1: Producer John was furious. Actually, he was like, I got
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: to talk to about sport. We have good I was like,
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: producer John, this is give them all up. We talked housewives.
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: All right, that's the super Bowl for us. I know
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  Speaker 1: that's sports are even playing right now? What's in sessionall.
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: What golf is always going? But football? There was preseason
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  Speaker 3: this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, the Rams and the Chargers faced off. Chargers
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  Speaker 1: took that. Granted I heard that they played second stringers,
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  Speaker 1: but still no.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like great football, but it gives us
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  Speaker 3: a taste of what we're needing.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I like this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and now we can finally watch sports on Sundays, Easton.
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  Speaker 3: I know this is where it's going to feel real
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  Speaker 3: home because every time since I've moved out here, there's
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  Speaker 3: been no sports.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, you you live in La. Now, who's
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  Speaker 1: your team? Chargers or Rams?
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm a In all honesty, I think I'm
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  Speaker 3: more Rams.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Producer John is giving you a mini clap.
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  Speaker 3: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So we need to get Ocean Rams. Jersey Sheen
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: is going to be very upset about this. Okay. So
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  Speaker 1: you come back from Utah whatever. Lisa takes you to
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  Speaker 1: the grove because that's the mother ship, and you guys
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  Speaker 1: come home and tell me that there was an altercation
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  Speaker 1: at Duke Cars. Yes, okay, but you didn't tell me
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  Speaker 1: what it was.
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  Speaker 3: Do you want to start I'll start it. So we
• 3:07
  Speaker 3: were changing Ocean on the back, so people are like,
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: are you leaving the car? It was chaotic, so we
• 3:14
  Speaker 3: were just telling people we weren't leaving. We got Ocean changed,
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  Speaker 3: and then we started to get in the car after
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  Speaker 3: all the other cars had left and we lied to
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  Speaker 3: and so we see a car. Mom sees a car
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  Speaker 3: that's going to take our spot. Well, she tried to
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  Speaker 3: back all the way out so it could pull in.
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  Speaker 3: He could pull in, but it was so packed that
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  Speaker 3: Mom drove forward. So a car behind Mom tried to
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  Speaker 3: steal the space.
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  Speaker 4: Cried like this blew in. This guy had been waiting
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  Speaker 4: for our parking place very patiently, and this other guy
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  Speaker 4: just grabs it.
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  Speaker 3: No. Yes, So Lisa, I don't even know what's going
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  Speaker 3: on at this point because I.
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  Speaker 1: Pies, pies. What is she doing?
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  Speaker 4: Well, she's trying to pooh, but she's going through all
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  Speaker 4: of the question.
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  Speaker 3: Hey baby, this isn't amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Got to stop. Well, come behind here and poop. Come by, mom,
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  Speaker 1: go poop in the corner.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, let's talk about this. You cannot you cannot touch
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  Speaker 4: the cameras.
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  Speaker 1: No, because I'm watching my face jiggle. That's how I
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  Speaker 1: knew she was over there, all right, Is she fine?
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  Speaker 3: John?
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  Speaker 1: Behind this curtain to go potty? Okay, okay, so someone
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  Speaker 1: stole the spot and then what.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm not really knowing what's going on because
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  Speaker 3: Lisa is driving. So Lisa goes, oh no, no, So
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking what's going on. She gets out of the car.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no.
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  Speaker 4: I jumped out.
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  Speaker 3: Of the car and started to yell at the other car,
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  Speaker 3: saying this was his spot. And then the other guy
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  Speaker 3: is out of the car that it's we're fighting for,
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  Speaker 3: and he's saying I was waiting, and then I just
• 4:51
  Speaker 3: black out and just get out of the car and
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  Speaker 3: start saying some stuff, and my baby just I.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't believe the car.
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  Speaker 4: I just jumped out out of my door and yeah,
• 5:01
  Speaker 4: but the.
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  Speaker 1: Guy was in the car seat at this Yes.
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  Speaker 4: But the guy that pulled into the parking place says
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  Speaker 4: to the guy that's waiting, and we're all saying that
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  Speaker 4: was his parking place. He says, oh, do you have
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  Speaker 4: your name on it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Good one.
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  Speaker 4: And then that's what mom said. He flips the bird
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  Speaker 4: and I flipped you off, yes, and I, oh, oh
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  Speaker 4: that hurts.
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  Speaker 1: Why is someone flipping the bird the most hysterical thing
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  Speaker 1: in the world, as if it's like so like, gotcha,
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  Speaker 1: I was flipping people the bird like behind closed doors.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously maybe it was at my mom. Probably at my mom,
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  Speaker 1: like when I would get in trouble, you know, are
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  Speaker 1: you go and you're like.
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  Speaker 4: A release for people.
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  Speaker 1: Weird, It's like saying, okay, okay, So he flipped you
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  Speaker 1: the bird and you.
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  Speaker 4: Say ooh, and then oh, I said, oh that hurt.
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  Speaker 3: And then and he was scared of Lisa, and he
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  Speaker 3: pulled out of called out.
• 6:01
  Speaker 4: He did, but the other guy had the space because
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  Speaker 4: we were not leaving until that guy got his space.
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: Oh so homeboy brought out the big guns, thinking it
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: would work. Middle Finger.
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  Speaker 3: The people in his car did not seem like they
• 6:13
  Speaker 3: were going to back him up. They stayed in the car,
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: They did not do anything. One dude in the front
• 6:18
  Speaker 3: seat just stared straight forward.
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  Speaker 2: He probably humiliated by his douchebag friend.
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  Speaker 1: What is it with people at the grove being so shady?
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  Speaker 1: Remember that one time, Mom that that woman like with
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  Speaker 1: our parking spot and she got all weird and we
• 6:32
  Speaker 1: called the We had to call she was getting she
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: was getting crazy and she had a child with her,
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: and I was like, hold up, this is like getting
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: a little too insane because you have the kid with you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, maybe we could have faced off if the
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  Speaker 1: kid wasn't there. But people at the grove are like
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  Speaker 1: very into their parking spot.
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  Speaker 4: Lauren, she ran over my toe.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's what the other reason are called, because she
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  Speaker 1: did hit Mom with the car.
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  Speaker 2: We talked about this on the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: We did. Yes, she did run over your foot. I
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  Speaker 1: forgot about that cart. That's why we called the police. Soul,
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: but can I tell you so? I was looking LA
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  Speaker 1: is no joke and I love that the two of
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  Speaker 1: you Easton mom, like you're all about defending what's right.
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  Speaker 1: Los Angeles does not play.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: My friend posted something on her Instagram the other day.
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  Speaker 1: It's her friend who is in a hospital bed and
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  Speaker 1: he has a stab wound in his neck.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: She said that an altercation took place between two people.
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  Speaker 1: Her friend tried to get involved and defend what was
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  Speaker 1: right and ended up being stabbed and he's now fighting
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  Speaker 1: for his life. So this goes back to also when
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: the Gucci store was being robbed and so many people
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  Speaker 1: were saying why didn't anyone do anything? And it does
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: get scary, and I would like the two of you
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  Speaker 1: Easton mom because there have been many times. And why
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  Speaker 1: it always takes place in a mall parking garage. I
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  Speaker 1: have no idea, but I tell you guys to disengage
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  Speaker 1: because you do not know what type of weapons someone
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  Speaker 1: is going to pull out. Okay, So can we all
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  Speaker 1: not get involved?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? No, it's hard.
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  Speaker 2: And what can make people snap?
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  Speaker 5: Because that's why Kyle tells me stop beeping at people.
• 8:18
  Speaker 5: He goes it's not that important because I lay on
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  Speaker 5: my horn. If they do something, he goes stop because
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  Speaker 5: people will stop, they'll get out of their car, and
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  Speaker 5: who knows what they're going to do.
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  Speaker 3: There's the new thing. I don't know if you've been
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  Speaker 3: seeing as well, let it go. People are just driving
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  Speaker 3: up to cars, breaking the window and just grabbing whatever
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  Speaker 3: else I saw in there, and people are saying let
• 8:36
  Speaker 3: it go because on it was on TikTok, but I
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  Speaker 3: saw it on a news outlet. There was a runner
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  Speaker 3: who tried to stop it and he was behind the
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  Speaker 3: car and you see a gun raise out and that's
• 8:49
  Speaker 3: where it's just like, it's not worth it. Insurance usually
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: will take care of everything, don't. And that's been seeing
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  Speaker 3: that and he literally dropped and started rolling to like
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  Speaker 3: the curb. Yeah, but it's not his stuff. Yes, it
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  Speaker 3: is a very good samaritan trying to do something right.
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  Speaker 3: But in this world with so many people who shouldn't
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  Speaker 3: be carrying any sort.
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  Speaker 1: Of weapon, right, No, I know, it's very scary. And
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  Speaker 1: that's my biggest thing is like I just want everyone
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  Speaker 1: to kind of disengage, right, let people battle it out.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: I totally get where you're both coming from especially Lisa.
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: Lisa got a mouth on her, like she wants to
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  Speaker 1: defend everybody everything, and I appreciate it, but like, we
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: need you around, so maybe shut your freaking mouth. I'm
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: biking you.
• 9:35
  Speaker 3: She's trying so hard right now to you want to rebuttal, rebuttal,
• 9:40
  Speaker 3: here's your time.
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: You've been waiting to be on this podcast.
• 9:43
  Speaker 4: I have to tell you a story though, really quick.
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  Speaker 4: Your dad and I were in Park City and these
• 9:48
  Speaker 4: two guys were picking on this other guy, and I said,
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: made a comment, and they turn their attention to start
• 9:56
  Speaker 4: picking on Dad.
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  Speaker 1: And I, oh, no, not dad.
• 9:59
  Speaker 4: When it comes to da and I literally had to
• 10:01
  Speaker 4: take my bag and like tried to smack them. And
• 10:04
  Speaker 4: in the meantime, no, they were coming at us. It
• 10:07
  Speaker 4: was scary. But in the meantime, this guy whips out
• 10:10
  Speaker 4: his wallet and says police and they scattered. Well, come
• 10:14
  Speaker 4: to find out he wasn't a policeman. He just did that.
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  Speaker 4: And I really liked that he did that.
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: You like that he impersonated a cough.
• 10:19
  Speaker 4: It saved my little thought.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: Saved your life. It saved more than just your little butt.
• 10:26
  Speaker 5: I had to be on not Lisa's side, I hear you,
• 10:30
  Speaker 5: and I would say the same thing to my mom
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  Speaker 5: and my brother. Do not engage, but it's so appreciated. Appreciate, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: appreciated when you're out and you're by yourself. It just
• 10:41
  Speaker 5: happened to me at Starbucks and Glendale like two months ago,
• 10:44
  Speaker 5: and a man approached me, And this is also why
• 10:46
  Speaker 5: I love Glendale.
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  Speaker 2: A weird man approached me and was being very strange.
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  Speaker 5: And then all of a sudden, four other guys who
• 10:52
  Speaker 5: I didn't know, came out of nowhere and just were like, hey,
• 10:55
  Speaker 5: is he bothering you?
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  Speaker 2: Like what's going on? And the man like.
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: Took off time a place. For sure, if I see,
• 11:01
  Speaker 3: like if I were to see you out and about
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  Speaker 3: and like something awful, yes I'm going to step in.
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: If it's too like dudes or there's stealing going on,
• 11:09
  Speaker 3: like all these mall things, let it go.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I don't know. I just feel like, if
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  Speaker 1: I'm not on vander Pump rules, I just shouldn't go
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: toast like very paid, not if you're not even about
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  Speaker 1: getting paid.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like it's like too much effort.
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  Speaker 1: No, it just gets scary. I mean, Lisa, you had
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: some random woman come up to you in the mall
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  Speaker 1: parking garage again. Yes, yes, do you remember.
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  Speaker 4: Yes. I was at the Beverly what's that Beverly Beverly
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: Beverly Center and this woman and I'm carrying shopping bags
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: this and coming out of the elevator into the parking
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  Speaker 4: crush and this girl walks up to me and ask
• 11:46
  Speaker 4: me if I'll put a bow in her hair, like
• 11:49
  Speaker 4: help her put a bow. This girl was in her
• 11:52
  Speaker 4: probably early to mid twenties, and I got the weirdest
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  Speaker 4: feeling and I was like, no, no, no, and I said,
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  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. I'm not good with my hands, which
• 12:01
  Speaker 4: I'm not. But I skid daddle to.
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  Speaker 1: My car and she's straight skid at.
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  Speaker 4: She got back in her car and I think waiting
• 12:09
  Speaker 4: for the next victim. It was very sketchy. So you
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  Speaker 4: got to go.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: You're a grown woman and capable your gut. Okay, so
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: is ocean situated? Mom?
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  Speaker 4: She is. I had put her in a pull up
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: and we had a number two going on, so it
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  Speaker 4: was a big fat mess.
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  Speaker 1: I know that she was having a number two going
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: on because she was looking producer John dead in his
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  Speaker 1: eyes while it happened.
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  Speaker 4: She's with landon.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's fun.
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: After the diaper change.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: Of course, of course, don't make anyone else do that,
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: because you do wear many hats aside from just the
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: Senate to Daryl. When you have on now like you
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: are the gigi, you're then the nanny during work hours,
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: but then your co parent, yes, and then you clean
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: the house, do the laundry.
• 13:03
  Speaker 4: The house, yeah, the house duties.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: You are a five star bitch.
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: Yes, I wear every hat.
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  Speaker 2: And your talent as well.
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: What about your.
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: Hit her up?
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: We're going to talk about. So we took Ocean to
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: the pool again and it was hysterical. We've we found
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: these we found more friends. Ocean found more friends. The
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: five and a half year old told Ocean, do you
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: want to be my best friend? She asked her, do
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: you want to be my best friend? The six and
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: a half year old though she has seen too much, right,
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: of course she knows l a bitch because my mom
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: said to her, Ocean wants to be your friend or
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: you guys friends? And the little girl goes, we're friends,
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: but we're not real friends. We're not real friends. And
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: I was like, that bitch knows what's up? Like she's
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: so la she's like.
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  Speaker 2: We're friends if she can get me something.
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  Speaker 1: No, she's seen the first grade and that's when it happens.
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  Speaker 4: Well, when when I actually went on us, I said
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: go see, I said, go let your friend play with
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  Speaker 4: you or whatever, and she goes, well, we're not real friends.
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: Oh, shots fired. Shots fired at the two and a
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: half year old. By the way, though, I would much
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: rather have someone say like, I'll play with you, but
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: just so you know, we're not real friends, rather than
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: the other two little fuckers.
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: Last week, and you forgot to mention that when they
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: were swimming away from little Ocean, they kicked her in
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  Speaker 4: the air.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, was it on purpose?
• 14:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Jerry's still out, Oh, get down. It was, yeah, I
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: mean you. Ocean went over to play with her yet again,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: and then she like turned her back and then like
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: kicked away, and it did. She did hit Ocean in
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: the air with her foot, so yes, a kick. And
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: then Ocean swam over to me and she looked like
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: she I wanted to cry, and she said she kicked
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: me in the eel. She kicked me in my eel,
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: And I was like, it's okay, she didn't mean to.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: But then she's trying to get Ocean all hyph feet
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: and like she that was rude. She did do that,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: and it was rude getting.
• 15:14
  Speaker 4: Her fired up. Jury's still out on that.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: How are you gonna get down to the bottom of it?
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: Lest I don't know.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: She's going to talk to her mom. Do you think,
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: are you no?
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: If we see her reading her book again while her
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: two little square of kids, I mean to my baby, Yeah,
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I'm pulling up bringing dogs out.
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: See when you say stand down, you don't mean when
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: it comes to Ocean.
• 15:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what, We're just gonna avoid them
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: all together.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I agree. Like if we see them, we like leave
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: the pool all together.
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: No, we just stay on our end of the pool
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: and they can have their other side of the pool.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: But Ocean says, I want to play with them, So
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: how do I tell her?
• 15:52
  Speaker 4: No, we play with her?
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: See, this is why I'm having another baby. Okay, okay,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: because I don't want to swim all the livelong day.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Oh great reason to have another baby.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: Swimming's hard.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Let's just have another I was gonna start pushing children
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: out so that they all have friends. I'm creating a
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: football team. That's what we decided cheaper by the dozen,
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: cheaper bye, and your free time. It does become like
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: the money shot, right. Yeah, it's like, I we're all good.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna stand here, like if you need to
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: be fed whatever. But they can play together cheaper by
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: the dozen.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: Well, they just have a they have a built in playmate,
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: is what it boils down to, as long as they
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: get along. If you'll recall the Russ family going to Disneyland.
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: Do you remember that. Yeah, And we were behind them
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: and their van was bouncing through.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: The they were hauling, okay, hauling in this green mini
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: van to Disneyland. Like someone said, there's a billion dollars
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: when you get there for real. And all we saw
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: from the back of their car was little Alec Okay,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: just wailing. He was like five, wailing on Zach. I
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: know I'm doing anything in the car.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: We had to get to Disneyland. That's this.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: This was recent or years ago.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, you imagine recently twenty years.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Ago, what's going on over there?
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: So you really never know if kids are gonna actually
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: like each other. But in my mind, when I have
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: another kid, because it will be a lot of work obviously,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: and Gigi keeps asking like you're getting a nanny right,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Like I'm sixty something years old. I cannot take care
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: of two children while you go to work. And I'm like, yes,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I'll bring on more help. But in my mind, it's
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: going to be like me and Easton beautiful, It'll be
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: what do you mean like it'll be you relationship. No,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: and it's gonna be like the relationship that me and
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: e have.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they got along so well, like we didn't have
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: bickering and fighting. They just they really played.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: Well do you train them for that? Because I beat
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: the ship of my brother. We did, not me and
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: my older brother, just like Constant. He would like walk
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: by and flick me.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: And then I'd be like, why do you do it?
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Like do you did you discipline them when they fought?
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: We did? But you know what, I think, kids come
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: how they are. I really do. Like Lauren when she
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: barely could talk, I do it everything was I do
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: it where Easton wanted me to do everything.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Much has changed there.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: I love getting catered to.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: No, I know you're a you're so spoiled.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Lauren always says that that he is the spoiled one.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like Lauren gets to do whatever she wants.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: It's like are you alive and breathing? Because that is
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: so not true.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I have to say he comes in. No, you come
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: and clutch like Easton is there.
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: If we're all busy and it's a work day, it's like,
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: call Easton.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: He gets shit done. That's no, he does.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: My perspective, you love a good underdog element.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Oh I'm always the underdog. Bring me up.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: He's sitting there being like, what do you need help with?
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: To me?
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: Like, no, east is a treasure. They both are, though
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: they both are.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I was going to say Easton is the coolest human
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I've ever met in all my life.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Right, yes, he's so cool because when I was a kid,
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: I was a little ship. I know that she had
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: a longer fuse. I think I ran, she ran.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: I ran her fuse to the bear the numb.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: And that's why we have her today. I created this,
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I think because of how patient she was with me
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: as a kid.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: You created that, Oh yeah.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: Because how long did you have to believe?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: In a while? Grandma, let me know, Santa wasn't real,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Like Lauren, we're at a very young age.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: You were very patient with me, and now looking.
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: Back, whoa Also he's the baby. Of course he's going
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: to be spoiled.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Look at him with his little curl and this curl
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: times a little taught.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: But do you remember the iwet incident.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Where I lost my mind because I sat when the
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: iPhone iPhone just came out. It was only for at
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: and t right, So my high school boyfriend got us
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: both iPhones and we took them. I had t mobile.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: We took them to like this breaking, like the unlocking
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: or like yeah, iPhone break place, the jail break. I
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: sat in that place for hours on end. Okay, cut
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: to we go swimming. I've got my phone on my towel.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: It's time to go. Lisa decides to shake the towel
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: and fold them. Well, the iPhone went into the water
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: right and then wasn't working.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: But what did your boyfriend call it?
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: My high school boyfriend was the best relationship. How sad
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: is this my seventeen year old? My seventeen self had
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: the most productive and healthy relationship. I'm thirty two, n
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I've yet to see a relationship like my high school one.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: But I lost my damn mind and he like gets
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: it out of the pool and he was like, look, law,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: So now, and I wed like made it was trying
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: to make light of the situation. On the way home,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: I was is livid, screaming at my mom, houck the
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: phone at the dashboard. Lisa slams her brakes on the freeway,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: tells me to get out of the car. My stubborn
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: asse was like terrified, obviously beyond but I wouldn't get
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: out of the car.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: And if, of course I wouldn't put her.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: What's the boy for you?
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Car?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend go home that day?
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: No, when we pulled in the driveway, you're right.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: She said, Paul, you have to go home now.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Wait, he was in the car when Lisa said get
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: out of the car.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were bull tripping.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Poor guy in the back.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Do you think he would have gotten out with you?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: What if she got out?
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: I know you wouldn't.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: She wouldn't have gotten gotten She.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Wasn't getting out, that's what even.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: But she did make him go home. And you have
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: to remember age of seventeen. You're trying to fuck like
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Jack rabbits, all right, Like I had a game plan
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: right right of course, Like he's hot. We just went swimming. Yeah,
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: now the boyfriend's gotta go home, So now I don't
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: get laid and I got no iPhone. It was just
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: a really bad day. It was the worst day of
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: all my lives. Let's jump into what everyone wants to
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: really be talking about, which is the reality segment. Lisa
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: says to me the other day, do you like this
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: girl Ceci? And I'm like, are you talking about the
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: like Bravo fan page or whatever. She's like, yeah, she's
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: like super annoying. I was like, you're right, she is annoying.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: So obviously, there's a lot of Bravo fan pages, right
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: there are some that I look at, like most of
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: them throw shade towards me, right whatever. A lot of them, though,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: there's at least a little bit of truth to what
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: they're saying, you know, even though like the entire narrative
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: is like a little off, there's always like a little
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: sliver of truth to what they're saying. Cec loves you
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: ig page. She clearly hates it's me, which is fine
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: because feeling's mutual. She's like the most annoying, but like,
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: literally nothing she says has any truth to it, and
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: it makes me depressed for her, because I'm like, why
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: are you more invested in our lives than like we are.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: She makes things up and states them as facts.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: She just like what she posts is like number one
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: stupid number two, Like she just like pulls things out
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: of the air and like makes a post about it.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: There were a few comments that were like defending me.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: There was one person that was like, the way that
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: you post is like, I'm ready to unfollow because you're
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: just I can't even explain to you exactly what it is.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: But she's just annoying. Did you look at you were
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: annoyed because she came for me again?
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what. I don't even look at the
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: stuff anymore. It's just like because half of it's untruth,
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: It's like, I've got to be honest. I don't think
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I've heard of this name.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't because she has like little to no followers
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: at all, right, which is why I'm like, you're even
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: more annoying. Now.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Well, she better thank you now because she's about to
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: have some more.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Well, you know, I feel like I need to. If
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be dragging her, I can at least throw
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: her a few, you know, followers. But I just like
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I wanted to put that out there that she's annoying,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: because that's what I do on the podcast instead of
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: going toes on the gram. Now, I'm like, I'm just
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: gonna put it in the notes for the pod, right, So, Cci,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: you're annoying, I'm really gonna get dragged.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Put this on your put this on your page, bitch.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: So I have a really funny, funny story, funny but
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: also maybe a little sad. So we're obviously in production filming.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Paparazzi are everywhere we go. It's very annoying, but you know,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: like sometimes I'm like, let's give them a little bum shot.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: They did me a little dirty on this last on
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: this last round. It's fine. I'm a woman. Things happen
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: as you get older and decide to not work out
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: for days on end. It's fine. I'm I'm not mad
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: about it, all right. They're just stars, are just like
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: us stars. I'm a fucking star, right, star of all
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: stars obviously. But we go to the beach. This is
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: on page six or wherever it is, so I'm not
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: saying anything that isn't already out there. Then it's a
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: very long day of shooting. I go home. I retreat
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: the next day, I'm like, I don't want a deal.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I get a text from Sena and she's like, hey,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: how are you? And just my life in general right,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: like there's two things happening at once. I've got my
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: life that's very fun and I love it. But there's
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: this little thing that I think we can all read
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: between the lines to see what it is. That's just
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: a little heavy. And some days it kind of takes
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: me out a bit where I'm like, I got a retreat.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I have to like work through this because it's actually
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: getting to me. This was one of those days when
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: she asks how I'm doing, I'm in the hole. So
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I said, I'm a little depressed today. I'm feeling a
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: little bit down. She responds, I've been defending you in
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: the comments, happy to make a post as well. I
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: was like, what are you talking about? What comments? Why
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: would I need defending in the comment section? It was
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: about the post, the photo that came out of me
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: like awkwardly hugging Tom sanderbal okay. And then I realize
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: how much I don't give a fuck. I don't care
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: about the picture, Like I am completely removed. It's like
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I go out into the world and this is. This
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: is a good and bad thing, but this is I
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: now know how my mom feels, where although there are
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: things happening in life or whatever it is that I'm doing,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I have a sense of like I'm removed from it,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: where like I don't live in the comment section, thank god,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: because she went through the same kind of thing when
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: the picture of her, you know, not hugging sand of
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: all came out and we were like taking a picture
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: with a girl for her birthday, and you know, she
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: was affected by it understandably, so like no one likes
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: to become for in the comment section, but I literally
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: had no idea what she was talking about. I don't
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: want to see it. If you're gonna watch this episode
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: on YouTube, please don't comment stupid things that are not
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: productive for me to see. Tell me that I should
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: probably wear makeup now because we're on YouTube. Things like
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: that that will help me.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, you know it takes twelve positives to remove
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: one negative in our brains.
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: So give us all the positive comments. Because I have
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: never thought of you to be a comments person. I
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: know that you have tried more with the podcast, not
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: on like Instagram and these things, so I actually that's
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: so on brand for you to be like, wait, she know,
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: what are you talking about?
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I literally was like, what what are you talking about?
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I told her. I was like, no, it's actually like
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: what's going on in my personal life. That's like kind
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: of taking me out today.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, I get it. It's a big deal. People
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: are like, la, la is it though?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Is it real? Shit?
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I mean you deal with yes, every no, that is
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Oh well, that's what I'm saying.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: The comments section and Sharon from Mississippi, I don't give
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: a fuck. I don't give a damn okay, like cometrol whatever.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I think it was posted what she was talking about,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: because I asked her what are you talking about? And
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: she said pump Rules And I was like, maybe I'll
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: go read the comments to take me out of my
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: reality right now. And she goes, well, you'll have a
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: lot of content. It's over a thousand comments. And I
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: was like, a thousand comments over a picture picture of
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: an awkward hug. I'm so fucking famous. What are you
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: thinking right now? Lisa?
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm thinking really, the comments comments,
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: This is like a mart I only get good comments
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: in my little in my little dam what do yours
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: look like like wathing about you guys and so sweet?
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: And somebody said about Jessica, don't let anyone say your
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: voice is annoying. Oh it's beautiful. No, I got that
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: lout yesterday.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: That is really really cute.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: Can I respond to all of them?
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: She does.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: We are all her children, and anyone who sends Leah
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: positive or Cleah Lisa positive DMS, you're also her children.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Lisa is all of our moms.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: No, she is the Mava of all MOVs.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: No, I appreciate the positives, and you guys just have
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: to focus on that.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: I'm going to focus on that because at the end
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: of the day me like awkwardly hugging Tom Sandaval. It's
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: not like I'm sandwiched between Epstein and Harvey waiting for
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Dahmer to come in and join, you know, like.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: She dropped them all.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Everyone, Calm the fuck down. I'm begging you. I'm begging you. Okay.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Did we all know what?
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: It did, because you were there. I watched it with you.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Did we all watch oc Did we all do our homework?
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Absolutely? And I even listened to a podcast.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I did research, real research. Okay, Well, I just want
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: to jump into the good part. Ohc did a doppelganger party, right,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: So all the women came dressed as each other. Shannon
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: dressed up as Gina and did her real dirty She
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: had the extension glued to the top of the head
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: and they've kind of been going at it on social media,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: the two of them, and so Shannon imposts the photo
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: and is like, hope you enjoyed tonight's episode of my
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: of me being Gina, and Gina responded like this was
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: a really like bad place for me, so thank you
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: for like reminding me of it.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: It was really funny the way she dressed. Yeah, it
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: was wild, that choice.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: It was wild And I will forever be thankful for
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: producers when they're like, because you know, the time came.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: We have been watching this like little thing happening, right,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Heather's spilling too much tea on Shannon, and then when
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: they decide like let's have it kind of come to
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: a head at a doppelganger party. So you have everyone
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: arguing looking a hot mess. It's kind of like on
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Pump Rules when everything exploded and the boys were dressed
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: in drag.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: That is the perfect comparison.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Are you kidding.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: My favorite I want every explosive moment to be when
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: people are dressed up looking crazy. Okay, like Gina was
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: dressed is Emily. She had the booty going. Wish that
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: she would have put some tits in because Emily's boobs
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: like they need a moment. But it does come to
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: a head. Right, So this goes back to you listen
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: to Heather to Bro on a podcast.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: Yes, on the one, comments by comments by Bravo, but
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: through comments by celebs.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Always does they do the recaps?
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: They're my girls, especially if I wasn't fully paying attention.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: I don't know them.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: By the way I say they're my girls. I think
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: you do love them. I love them.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: One of them came up to you and DMed me
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: and said, we went up to Laala at the New
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: York premiere.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Was I nice?
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: They were, like they said. They walked up to you
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: and they're like, where's Jess or one of them?
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're talking about them.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, they're great.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: They're from Syracuse or went to Syracuse anyway, but they
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: had Heather to Bro on.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and were you going to ask about that
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: or just so basically right now, mom, you do you
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: know what's going on? Heather has been talking to the
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: group about Shannon's relationship with John behind the scenes.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: But I'm just confused about the relationship.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Well everyone is, and let me tell you. The Doppelganger
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: parties started off like so fun and so bombed. But
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: everyone knows that can't last forever, right, cameras are here.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: This is great and fun, but like shit got upon off.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: I loved it because we learned that Taylor, Taylor Armstrong
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: has had a threesome. She kind of a freak because
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: then she goes on, there's a.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Couple of freaks in that group. I can.
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: Vicky right, Oh, Vicky's a freak with the with the
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: with the even though it was such a basic sex position,
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: what was it just like from the bar, from the back,
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: But she was like, I picture Vicky on top, Like.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: I have to ask you who came up with these
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: questions and or these like who came up with the game?
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: The real game they were playing do or Drink?
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: So it's a real game.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: It's probably a card game.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: It's a card game do or Drink, I believe is
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: what it's called.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I want to get that game.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: It seems fun.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: No, it looks like so much fun. So we've established
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: that Vicky is probably a freak. Taylor licked Emily's nipple, yep,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: so we know that's pretty freaking full a breastfeeder.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: That's the freak. That's it's not the liquor.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: And Emily's married to a Mormon. What do I think
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: that conversation was like when it aired?
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: I don't even want to know.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: That wasn't the first time she's whipped it out. I
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: could tell you that.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: In the least. Okay, and by the way, so freaking awesome,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: so awesome, but only if you were playing a drinking game.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I won't do that because you imagine me and my
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: sober ass being like, okay, Katie meeting I can't okay.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: So finally, I'm sure someone steps in and they're like, hey,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: it's that time, Heather and Shannon go and talk it out.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I think it's very weird that Shannon is so terrified
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: of John.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: I feel the same way.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Is this gonna be one of those weird podcasts where
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: you're all PC.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: No, I feel like I'm out of the out of
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: the group over here.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: No, you're the star of the show. That's why you're
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: over there.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I know I'm going to look the whole star thoughts.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: It's easy. It's easy to not see you when you're
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: over there not making a peep. You guys, well you're
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: here with a microphone in front of you, and you
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: sure had a lot to say last night while we.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Watched did I your pen? Was your right?
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: And do you think she.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: Do you think she's actually scared of him? Because I
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: would love to hear do you think she's like Lalla said?
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: Because I don't, But what do you think?
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: I don't even know what to think because I'm so
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: confused why she is so worried about them talking about
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: her relationship? Like what is she hiding?
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's all about what are they hiding?
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because if you have a healthy relationship, you're not
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: going to care who's talking about.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: But I could I could also say I could have
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: a very good relationship. I don't want to be on
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: And it's like if what do you mean like on
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: camera her husband? Because he's not on camera? Is he?
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: What's her boyfriend?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Her boyfriend?
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Are the kids on camera?
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: His kids?
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: His kids?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Why does that matter?
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Well? No, I didn't even I just thought like not
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: sharing a good amount. Like I could see me being
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: me if I were to go on to vander Palm
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: and have to show a lot of it. There are
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: a lot of things that I would just be like,
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: you know what, let's make this for this our job
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: and then let's keep real life over here. So I
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: could say, you can't do that because you don't that exactly,
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: and that's why we're having this conversation. But that's maybe
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: where they're at. I could see me being in that
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: boat of not wanting to share more, but that's not
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: the space that they're in.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: My point is is what is she trying to hide?
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: If everything's fine with her relationship, why is she freaking
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: out that they're discussing her.
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: Maybe, yeah, I don't think it's fine. I don't think
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: it's not fine because.
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: She But I think she's kind of professes that it is,
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: does she not?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: She says we have a great relationship and goes down
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: the list of all of things that he does. But
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: then she says, when we're not good, it takes me out.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: The drink makes everything a hundred times more chaotic. Absolutely,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Like when Emily says to her as she's walking out
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: of the house. She's like, I've only called Gina and
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Emily one time. I don't believe that. I believe that
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: she's called multiple times and maybe only remembers a couple.
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's where I'm going.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: And I think that anytime a man is telling you
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: he's private, don't share our business with other people. That's
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: a bonding moment for women when you can sit there
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: and be like, I need to go have a girl's lunch.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: My man is driving me insane. This is what happened
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: that That is like a sacred moment between women. When
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: you can go and do that.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: Well, another woman can relate one hundred percent.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Session after absolutely, if you're in a healthy relationship, all
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: couples fight. But then Gina brings up or not Gina,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Emily brings up that there have been times that Shannon
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: had called her and said he has body shamed me.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: He's called me. She gets emotional. He's told her that
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: she's fat and unattractive. Emily starts crying because she can't
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: believe that anyone would talk to a woman way.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: It's like, then why are you with me? Like it's rude,
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: it's disgusting.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: No, it is.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Disgusting, and I think Bravo fan pages have gone crazy
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: and they've now added John to like the list of
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: toxic Housewives men that are like, we don't really like
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: this dude, right, Yeah, there's a few likes on that list.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Well, anybody that says that kind of stuff is sketchy.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that. I think that she from what
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: I see. I don't know Shannon, I don't know John.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: I think she probably thinks, oh, yeah, this is a
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: great relationship.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: But when it's bad, you.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: Know, it's really bad, but it's it's the bad times
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: don't outweigh the good. So I have to focus on
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: the good and I can't share the bad because then
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: people will do what we're doing and be like, wait,
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: he body shames you. He is an awful man. Leave
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: that relationship. And I think right now or at the time,
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: she didn't want to. She's like, I want to be
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: in this relationship.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Well, she said she's never loved anybody. Yes, like she's
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: madly in love with him. But I feel that way
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: when somebody's talking to you that way.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Some people can I know, It's all I know, and
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: so I think people are getting sorry. I don't mean
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: to cut you off. I just think people, when you're
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: in an insecure place, you confuse being in love with
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: someone for just being you just need. You don't even
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: care where it's coming from. You don't care that he
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: talks to you a certain way. You hang on to
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: the little things and it's like if you were in
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: a good place where you love yourself and you feel
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: confident that shit would never fly.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: Amen, Yes a man, right?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, So I think it has nothing to do with John.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I think it has everything to do with an internal
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: battle that she's going through, kinks that need to be
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: worked out. She's got to find self love before she
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: can go out and find any type of dude. Because yes,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: arguments happen, but arguments that are happening where you want it.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Want You want to go to your grave like it
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: takes you the fuck out. And he's talking about your
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: physical appearance.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Which there's no excuses.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Absolute and John, we could all have a hayday.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: I was just about to say, I was going to say,
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: are you saying anything?
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Well, and you know what I don't for me, I
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: don't like people. I'm making comments about people's apparents because
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: we didn't choose our looks we came how we.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Are no, and we don't have Kardashian money.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's very true, MoMA, thank you for those
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: that those words of wisdom. I'll take back what I
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: just did. I don't want to make fun of anyone's face.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: I do want to ask and correct me if I'm wrong.
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: Is this they don't sleep in the same I loved.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I love that Heather to brow in her confessional. The
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: producers obviously like, what does she tell you? And she
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: does a laundry list, and they like flash her on
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: the screen talking about it, and she's like, I just
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: don't really want to talk about it.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: But after she's getting spilled all the tea, right, she was.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Spilt all over the ground, multiple tars, then she's like,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: I just don't want to make a mess. It's already
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: been done. But yeah, she like they don't sleep together
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: because of X, Y and Z. He can't go over
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: to her house, she can't go over to his. She
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: pays for everything. Apparently, it's like, uh, John Hawk the
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: boat already then, yeah, all I hear about is John
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Janssen's boat. It is fabulous though, falling up to no
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: boo in that thing what was that jizzing? Just like, oh,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: it's fabulous your boat like a quick whatever.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: It's like big whoop. Helen knows the owner, you know.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Helen knows the owner. Okay. So then going back though
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: to what Heather said on the podcast, what did she say?
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: So Heather said on the comments Spicelebs Comments by Bravo podcast,
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: she makes great points. I would listen to this episode
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: if you get a chance. But she said, and I
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: don't want to. I want to stay it the right way,
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: but it's not word for word. Basically, She's like, they
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: came at me, going, well, Heather talk to me. Heather
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: told me about the relationship. Did Heather talk to you
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: about the relationship. And everyone's like yes, yes, yes, And
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: Heather's like, it's one thing and I'm gonna be honest
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: to talk about it to these women off camera, and
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: it's an entire other thing to then talk about it
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: on camera and that She's like, I'm not I didn't
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: say it in the moment, but that.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Was like, well, I'm not sitting here talking about it
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: on camera.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something I think when things are
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: spoken about on camera. And Taylor Armstrong has said this
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: in the past, that her relationship and everything that was
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: going on by behind the scenes. I'm not saying that
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: John is anything like Taylor's ex husband, but she did
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: say it being talked about on camera potentially saved her life. Wow. Yes,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: So I think if something is so bad in your
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: relationship that it cannot be spoken about on camera, there
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: is a problem.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, because all of these women, including Emily, have
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: talked about their relationship when it is not fucking good.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: Yes, they've all shared.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: But again, those types of arguments and those types of
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: you know, you, what is it? Peaks and valleys. Everyone
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: goes through those, right, and it's relatable. I don't know
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: how relatable it is to share, Like it is kind
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: of a shock when you hear a man is body
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: shaming his girlfriends. It's kind of like, hold up, we
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: got to kind of get you out of this. So
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: there's his six pack, Lisa, we don't talk about people's
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: looks because she come, how.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: We are I know, see, I would get a rare
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: but yeah, she did that to me, I would be
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: rearing right back.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Oh beyond all right, let's jump over to Ronnie. It
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: was a great episode, just like it always is. We
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: now know Brynn does not like Thanksgiving because she finally
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: got closure with her dad and it was he was
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: battling for his life. She would visit him often in
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: the hospital. He ended up dying on November twelfth, So
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: she does not like Thanksgiving. I have to say she
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: is not only freaking hot, but in her interview where
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: she's like, I have chosen to be happy because she's
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: telling the women, I mean the women are visibly upset,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: telling the women everything she's been through. And then to
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: see what she has done in her life.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: What she's accomplished, like she graduated what Purdue Easton and
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: she was part of the Dove campaign.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so she's a very Yeah.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: She's the full package.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Absolutely great style, incredibly well spoken, so freaking funny. I
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: bet a heyday in the.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Sack, she'll do it all.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: I hope.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: Did you imagine if you were with her and you
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: guys had babies, your hair, best hair, and so do you?
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: I wonder how tall she is?
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I do you know how tall she is?
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: I asked that to see if she I'm just curious.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: I think you guys would be so cute together. But
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: she's dating someone isn't she.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but it would just be great to
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: pro create with her.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: I think just based off of.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Like how they I'm so glad you said that they
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: are so fun to look.
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: At, yes, and their style, like they all have different style,
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: but I love it all.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: I love it all too. And honestly, my least favorite
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: of the group is Jessel right now, but I still
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: dig her, you know, So what we're gonna say more,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Going to say that party she threw and all the
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: iconic people that attended the Vogue.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I want to get to that. Let's first talk about
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: how Jessel and Aaron have their meetup. Lisa and I
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: battled for quite some time because she was like Aaron
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: called her a princess. Yes she did, Yes she did.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: And I did have money on that. And I lost.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Yes she did lose because I cares, no tell me
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: what you guys are battling over. We were battling because
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I remember Aarin, by the way, it was like five
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: minutes prior that we had just watched this and were
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: and she was like, no, go back. Aarin was recapping
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: what happened to her friends. Aaron said, you just seem
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: to be someone who's used to being catered to. Jessel replies,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: are you saying I'm a princess?
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're saying you're you're.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Saying you're a princess. So whatever they're doing, they they
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: have that whole mess. They there was a time where
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: the hag is brought up, the cackling hags and Mischel
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: through old, old cackling hags, and then Jessel in her interview,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: is like, it's like, it's how we talk in England.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: It's like a bugger or twat, and Aaron's like, that's
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: like me saying in America, it's like we always, you know,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: we just say, oh, you stupid bitch, Like there's nothing
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: cute about anyone who's cackling, and especially a hag. Right,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: So there's all of these little moments that I'm watching
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: with Jessel where I'm like, I just don't know that
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: I dig you, and you seem like you could get
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: caddy quickly, but I don't know that the caddiness would
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: come from being a mean girl. There's like something happening
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: behind her eyes right now where it's like, and this
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: is just my opinion, where I'm like, I think you're
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: struggling to find your identity, because she got very triggered
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: when Aarin was like, oh, I didn't know you were
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: working again, and she's like, of course I work. Of
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: course I work, and like her work was really like
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: her life. It was her identity. She had an incredible resume.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: And she's not connecting with her husband right now sexually.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Right, she's not connecting with her husband sexually right now.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: She also just gave birth. She has twins who are
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: not even two yet. I think they're like a year
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: and a half. That is a real struggle for a woman.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I remember giving birth to Ocean and being like, who
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: am I? My identity is literally I'm Ocean's mom, But
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: like what do I like to do? What am I into?
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: What do I believe in? And I think that that's
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: a real struggle for her. I think that's what's happening Bereyes,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I do too.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: But and I also think sometimes chemicals play, your imbalances
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: play a big part.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: And that happens for quite some time after you give birth. Yeah,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: and you're running after to live that especially.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Retarding right did you lease?
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah it did?
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: You had postpartum with both myself an Easton.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: How long I got it, like for three months. I was, wow, such.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: A weirdo you were. Did you take any like eat
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: your placenta or anything?
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: And that's like a vitamin B twelve shots? But and
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: then but back then, well and talk about it like
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: they do now.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: There wasn't and I don't know that there was a
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: label for it yet, was there?
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: No, well somewhat, But you know, some of these people
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: that have postponum depression, they actually think about taking a life.
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: And I never went down that rabbit hole.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: You you just couldn't get not just but like you
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: had a hard time getting out of bed.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, anyway, I totally agree with you with Jessel
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: By the way I think she is. She I think
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: she's such a classy, stunning, hard working woman. But right
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: now I think she's figuring it out, like with the
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: job and the and her being insecure a couple episodes
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: back about how she felt in certain clothing and just
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: I think she's and the husband, I mean, not having
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: sex in your relationship. To me, that's like, oh my god,
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: that would be one of the most stressful and complicated
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: and hard things.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Especially after just giving birth. You're already like feeling just
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: not yourself like things just sit a little bit differently,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: and now are not banging your husband. It's like, I imagine
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: that that would be rough. She loves her husband, Yes,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: she wants to have sex with him anyway. There's a PSA.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Brynn has let us know that hand jobs are back
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: in style.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: I never knew they went out, Kyle.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Kyle said that he was with me. He's like, they
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: never went out of style.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Oh they went out.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Well they're back.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: So he tries to reach down and give me a
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: old handy. I'm doing it myself. I'm way better at it.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: That's a great point. He knows himself best. What if
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: they have rings on you, they got to take the
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: rings off.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like, if you're going to do this,
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: let's do other stuff.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Put your mouth down there, you're going to do it.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: Money.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: You didn't put your money where your mouth is, Well
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: put my put my money where.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: Your mouth is.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, I left the building.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: But I don't really want to give handies. My hands
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: are always cold. You don't want these, you don't want
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: these on your people.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: I think that would do you not handy?
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: Would that's like easy breezy you don't have to do anything.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: You could still feel their fece.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: You like tum dum tug the word job in it?
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: Who's been someone on the say that? Did Brent say that?
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: Someone said that on the Housewives? They were like, it's
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: got the word job in it?
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Oh did they? Yes?
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: Oh they did? And I said, if it has the
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: word job, I want nothing to do.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: With all right.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: Jobs are back in style, especially in a long term
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: relationship of Kyle's.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Like I'll have a hand job tonight. I'd be like, honey,
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: he done.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Let me go, let me warm it up for you. Jessica,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: you're like a ninety year old. All right, I guess
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: I'll give it a try again. First I have to
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: found find a boy to give one to. First things. First,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: need a wiener.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: She's just so listening hand job.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: I'm trying again, not again. I did love that Sy
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: was breaking down the spawn con game for everybody and
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: how she makes money. That was amazing. Jessel's party, like
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: you said, top tier people. She had Vogue editors there,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: like even no.
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: It was like creme de la creme.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Creme de la creme. But I didn't know that like
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: that was such a like that the editor. I can't
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: remember her name. I'm not a fashionista with like the
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: red dots and like the.
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: Really that tattoo tattoos.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: She Britnan said she didn't know. She was like, I
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: don't know if they're tattooed. She's always had them there. Fabulous.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I mean that party was pretty unbelievable. The amount of
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: people who were willing to film.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Jessel showed up, like the fact that it went
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: from her being like I obviously work to all of
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: these people in her it's like, oh damn, you do work.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, was definitely the money move.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: But she didn't serve good wine.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Well that was the other part. How are you gonna
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: have Vogue editors there and the tubac chuck wine? They
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: said they used the word rancid. The wine was rancid.
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: I love me some Trader Joe's. They did say Trader
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: Joe's wine. I love Trader Joe's. I'm not gonna go
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: there for wine freight. Vogue editor and chief party or
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: whatever she was those guests.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna splurge a little.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I think so too.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: I would chuck. No, it's like deal too.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: He loves a good deal, loves a coupon.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Well is that an actual brand?
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: Because Britain was like, well, don't drag tubuc chuck or
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: whatever she said.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: She was like, I love me some Oh it is.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Is tubac Chuck is a brand. By the way, if
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: you don't want to splurge that boxed wine Fransia, that
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: shit hit different.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: I used to slapped the bag with that up.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: On a bag of that yeah wasted Franzia. Yeah, you know,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: and like if you're having a state dinner, you get
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: the box of red.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: But can I tell you that Trader Joe's when we drank,
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: I loved the that sparkling the sparkling wine that they had.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was so sweet, Lisa, you like drinking.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: I do like sugar Street Melted sugar is what Lisa likes.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: I want to say this very quickly before we go
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: into our ache and relief. I want to think Real
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Housewives of New York because I have been a little
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: bit funny about reality TV recently. I'm not going to
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: say why. I've just been funny. I've been just whatever.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Watching these women show up live their lives. They look
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: like they're having having an organic fun time. It doesn't
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: feel forced. It doesn't feel like they have to be somewhere.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: It seems like they are showing up and actually enjoying
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: what they're doing, and the cameras just happened to be there.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: So I want to thank the reboot of Rony for
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: making me love reality television again.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: Huge.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: That is huge for you. Yeah're freaking killing it because
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: last night's or Sunday's episode was not riveting and it
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: was still freaking fantastic.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: I agree, and I don't even like it. But then again,
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: Brind's on it, so I can.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Well, I know she's brand everything, brand we love you, right,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: she's fantastic. I want to try to get her on
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: the pod. All right, let's hit our ache of the
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: week and relief. Lisa, do you want to start us off?
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: Yes? So I might get teary eyed.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, what's wrong?
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: You go?
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: I'll go first my ache of the week. I'm also
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: going to get tierriad eyed. I had a spray tan
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: and actual real tand and wasn't able to laser my
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: legs this last time around, and it really put a
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: b in my body. I'm like, it is summertime and
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: we are a prickly pair. I'm trying to have smooth
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: stems and I couldn't. However, I did get the cookie
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: and the pit's done, so we'll take the win where
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: we can get it. My relief of the week was
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: family dinner on Friday with Jessica, Kyle Easton. You couldn't
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: make it, my mother, my child, my agent have one
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: of those.
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Now, you know what. I loved that dinner. That was
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: so much fun.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: It was so much fun. My daughter. We were walking
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: to the car, she said, I need to kiss Kyle.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: So I walked her back over to Kyle. Kyle's Jess's boyfriend.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: She gave him a kiss. As we're walking away, she
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: looks at me and goes, I kissed Kyle.
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: Oh no.
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: She talked about it in the the whole way home.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: We asked her who her boyfriend was.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: She to know where Kyle, to know where Kyle went.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Jessica, you better keep that man on a tight leash.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: The ocean's coming in. Capt'n save you. Still, you man,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: She's not fucking around.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: She talked about him the whole way home.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: Oh that's so cute. That was an amazing dinner.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: So Easton, what is your ache?
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: And relief.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: My ache and relief are two and one. Okay, it is.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: It's always an animal. All my animals are just but
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: my dog she had cancer, little bernie burn, and we
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: got She has five or six stitches and they are everywhere.
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: Well stitches.
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: She has incisions, incisions yes, so like yeah, so like
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: she's very battered. So that's my ache because I'm taking
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: care of her. But my relief is it's done and
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: she's getting better. And so we have a little gray
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: shirt on her just in case any of her wounds bleed.
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: We can see and take care of them. She's just
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: running around an little T shirt and socks so she
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: doesn't it herself.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: Oh she's so good.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: You're a good pie.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: Is a kite too?
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: How fun?
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: I know. Give her a couple of pills in the
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: morning and she's good to She was just staring like
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: what staring up at it like at a tree, and
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: I just said her name in the slowest turn and
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: the slowest turn, and I just said, I'll let you be. Yeah,
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: she's doing well. But that's my ache and relief. Is
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: that baby good?
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: I love that? Just what's yours?
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: My ache and relief was my relief was I took
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: my first ever jiu jitsu class on Sunday.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: You don't chop at all. It's mostly likes, but the
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: that was my relief. It was so much fun. I'm
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: all in. I love it.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: Kyle's like, we'll see in two weeks, you'll never talk
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: about it again. But in this moment, I'm all in.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: My ache was that I'm so I said this on Instagram,
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: but I'll repeat it here. I'm so wildly uncoordinated. I
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: don't know when that happened. I thought for sure, I'm like,
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna show up, I'm gonna kick ass. I showed up,
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: and it's just like my body wants to move one
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: way and they're telling me to go another. So it's
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: gonna take some time. I might look into even private
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: jiu jitsu lessons. I know they can be pricey, but
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: it might be worth it because I love it so much. Lah,
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: but it's like, I'm wildly uncoordinated.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: So it's a journey.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: So we're gonna check back in two weeks.
• 59:47
  Speaker 5: We'll check back it in two weeks when I've forgotten
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: all about jiu jitsu.
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: I'm so proud.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Of it. You're like an onion. You continue to get
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: peeled back. I love it, Lise. Have you gathered yourself?
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: Yes? I think I I've gathered myself. Like I'm having
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: a hard time.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, breathing through your nose and.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: I'm changing my ache. I can't talk about it.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: What is it?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: I'll talk about It is the dogs, yes, okay.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Lisa's ache is that there is an animal shelter in
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Los Angeles. No, it's in rivers in Riverside that have
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: eighty six dogs who are facing being euthanized. Right, eighty six.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: That is her ache of the week. If you're listening
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: and you do not have your animals fixed, spade neuter
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: them immediately. Please. If you are looking for an animal,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: please adopt, don't shop. We are begging you. Did I
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: help you with your age?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: Thank you? Okay?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: And then my relief is always my little baby Ocean.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: Today she was walking up the stairs and she was
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: holding my hand and she goes, I'm too old, and
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: that is what I always say when I'm walking on
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: this So no, I didn't say it this morning.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: She said it for this.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: She said that the other day I told her to
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: take her shoes upstairs and she's walking and she was, Oh,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: I'm too old.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: She's gane and a half genius. Also really quick. Just
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 5: about your ache. It's the Instagram page that posts the
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: euthanized listed dogs at Riverside Shelter is at I Love Rescue.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: They post all the photos of these.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: Gorgeous Lisa told me about this account, but you don't
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: search Riverside Animal Shelters, search at I Love Rescue.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: They post all the Riverside dogs.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: They're gorgeous, stunning and ready to be given homes.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: Thank you, I love it.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Thank you guys so much. We hit a lot of
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: notes today, Happy, sad, handy, I dig it. Thank you
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: guys so much for listening to another episode of the
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Give Them Mala podcast. Remember the video of this comes
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: out on Friday. I hope you enjoy and I will
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: catch you all next week