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Forget Me Not · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 2: right this is a misty episode so it will be
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  Speaker 2: laced with profanity even more than usual if you're not
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  Speaker 3: It's showtime, folks.
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  Speaker 5: Our nuclear reactor pumping.
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  Speaker 2: To your stations, we have a review.
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  Speaker 3: For just one moment, forget who you are.
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  Speaker 8: What's up? I'm the Movie Meltdown.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 7: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 8: We're coming to you live via digital recording from the
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  Speaker 8: Bastion of Awesomeness.
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  Speaker 7: I forgot to say Winchester's here too.
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  Speaker 8: Well, introduce yourself, Winchester.
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  Speaker 5: Hi, I'm Winchester.
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  Speaker 7: He's been smoking a lot, sorry.
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  Speaker 8: Long time listeners might remember Winchester. He's made appearances here before.
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  Speaker 7: He's four years old now.
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  Speaker 8: He just got a bath. He's a werewolf. He's got
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  Speaker 8: a pissy attitude, and that's kind of why we like Winchester.
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  Speaker 7: I love him.
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  Speaker 8: Does he still have his own Facebook page?
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  Speaker 7: He does, but I haven't updated it lately. Well, he
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  Speaker 7: hasn't updated it.
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  Speaker 8: He hasn't. Let's get that straight. Winchester is his own wolf. So,
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  Speaker 8: how's it going?
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  Speaker 7: It's going.
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  Speaker 8: What have you been up to?
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  Speaker 7: Watching Top Gear.
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  Speaker 3: Again?
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  Speaker 7: Damn it. Have we watched anything other than Top Gear? Actually,
• 2:52
  Speaker 7: we watched some episodes of Forged in Fire. That's pretty exciting.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm still watching Strike Back.
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  Speaker 7: I've not watched that. That's about it. I tried to
• 3:06
  Speaker 7: watch a movie, but I forget what it was, so
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  Speaker 7: that's not very helpful at this moment, I guess.
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  Speaker 8: Luckily, I have watched a few things.
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  Speaker 7: I did watch some things. I just remembered.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 7: I don't remember if I talked about them already or not.
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  Speaker 7: It's been so long. Did I talk about Sinister and Insidious?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 7: I watched Sinister. I watched them by myself. In the dark.
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  Speaker 7: At night. Home alone. I don't know why I do this.
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  Speaker 7: Because then I always end up terrified.
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  Speaker 8: I do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: But it made me again realize that I'm glad I
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  Speaker 7: don't have an attic. But it seemed like all shady
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  Speaker 7: things happen in attics.
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  Speaker 8: I hang out in attics all the time.
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  Speaker 7: I know exactly right. I totally interrupted what you were
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  Speaker 7: going to say. I don't have that much to say
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  Speaker 7: about them. Everybody kept saying that Insidious was great. I've
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  Speaker 7: always heard good things about Insidious, right?
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  Speaker 8: It was popular.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't like it. I thought the end was so
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  Speaker 7: fucking stupid. I just wanted to punch the movie in
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  Speaker 7: the face. I'm like, really? This is where you're going?
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  Speaker 7: This is really where you just wandered off to. It
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  Speaker 7: seemed like a rip-off of that one episode of The
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  Speaker 7: Twilight Zone, where the little girl wandered off into another dimension.
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  Speaker 8: Most things are a rip-off of one of the episodes
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  Speaker 8: of The Twilight Zone.
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  Speaker 7: Well, because that show's fucking amazing, and all the good
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  Speaker 7: ideas come from there.
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  Speaker 8: Pretty much.
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  Speaker 7: But anyways, the kid, I guess, he goes to sleep,
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  Speaker 7: and in his sleep, his subconscious leaves, and he wanders off,
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  Speaker 7: and then there's little things that are trying to get
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  Speaker 7: in his body, like demons and whatnot.
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  Speaker 8: Which I hate when that happens.
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  Speaker 7: It was so fucking stupid. But I did like Sinister.
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  Speaker 7: That had What's-His-Face in it.
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  Speaker 8: Ah, What's-His-Face.
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  Speaker 7: Ethan Hawke, I think.
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  Speaker 8: Alright.
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  Speaker 7: I think Ethan Hawke was in that one. Yeah, Ethan
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  Speaker 7: Hawke was totally in that one. I remember now. Yep, yep.
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  Speaker 7: That one was a little bit better. They move into
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  Speaker 7: a house and he finds this box of like what's
• 5:01
  Speaker 7: before VHS? Reel to Reel.
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  Speaker 2: Sort of.
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  Speaker 7: 8mm?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, more like 8mm.
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  Speaker 7: Anyways, it's 8mm and it's all really creepy footage of
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  Speaker 7: people getting killed. I'm not sure why that didn't send
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  Speaker 7: him running for the hills in the first place because
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  Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure if I find a box full of
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  Speaker 7: murder films in my attic.
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  Speaker 8: We all have those in our house somewhere. Just some
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  Speaker 8: of us hide them a little better.
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  Speaker 7: This was out in the open. But there's this whole
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  Speaker 7: thing and it has this whole history. Not history, more
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  Speaker 7: like a mythology of some creepy ghouly guy that comes
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  Speaker 7: in like... steals you or something. I don't know.
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  Speaker 9: But it was really better than I made it sound,
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  Speaker 9: because I liked Sinister a whole lot better than I
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  Speaker 9: liked Insidious. But I've not watched the sequels to either
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  Speaker 9: one of those yet, so I'm pretty geared up for that.
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  Speaker 9: Although I'm a little bit more leery.
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  Speaker 7: About the Insidious one, because that one kind of sucked.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I saw Jack Ryan's Shadow Recruit.
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  Speaker 7: On purpose?
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  Speaker 8: It stars Captain Kirk.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, I do like him. He's so pretty.
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  Speaker 8: And I had no idea. Like, I swear I feel
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  Speaker 8: like I saw that trailer a million times. Had no
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  Speaker 8: idea Keira Knightley was in it.
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  Speaker 7: Probably because she turned sideways.
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  Speaker 8: She disappeared.
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  Speaker 7: I know, right? Because she's so fucking skinny.
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  Speaker 8: She is a waifu woman.
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  Speaker 7: She used to eat a sandwich.
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  Speaker 8: Here's my thing.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I realized, like, I have a problem with it,
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  Speaker 8: but I guess I shouldn't based on everything else that
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  Speaker 8: gets done to movies. So, okay, Jack Ryan, he's a character.
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  Speaker 8: He's a pre-established character in all these other properties and
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  Speaker 8: books and then all these other movies.
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  Speaker 7: I know nothing about this character.
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  Speaker 8: Well, I mean, they've made five movies with him now.
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  Speaker 8: With four different actors.
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  Speaker 7: Or any of them as pretty as Chris Pine.
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  Speaker 8: Harrison Ford in his younger days was quite a fetching man. But, no, it's...
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  Speaker 8: Like how young, like pre-Star Wars? Empire. Dude, you can't
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  Speaker 8: get better than Harrison Ford in Empire. Come on now.
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  Speaker 8: But no, he's in Patriot Games and Clear and Present Danger,
• 7:02
  Speaker 8: so he's heading towards middle age at that point. But
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  Speaker 8: then Alec Baldwin's played him. Ben Affleck has played him.
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  Speaker 7: I hate Ben Affleck.
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  Speaker 8: No, it was pretty young. It's Hunt for Radar Cobra,
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  Speaker 8: so it's pretty young, Alec Baldwin. So I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, he's all these things.
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  Speaker 7: Is he the one with the hot daughter?
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  Speaker 8: Which one are we talking now?
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  Speaker 7: Either Ireland or Hayley, is that her name?
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  Speaker 8: I don't know. I haven't kept up with my Baldwin daughters.
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  Speaker 8: Sometimes they get yelled at.
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  Speaker 7: I know that. Well, the really hot one's the one
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  Speaker 7: who got yelled at for being a pig or whatever.
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  Speaker 8: Did he, like, motivate her or something?
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  Speaker 7: No, she didn't return his phone calls. Anyway. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 8: Sorry.
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  Speaker 7: Derailed.
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  Speaker 8: So this new movie comes out, and I knew they
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  Speaker 8: were kind of doing their own thing. I think it's
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  Speaker 8: the first time they've ever done it that wasn't based
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  Speaker 8: on one of the original Jack Ryan novels. So they're
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  Speaker 8: kind of going their own way. But still, the rest
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  Speaker 8: of them have sort of just jumped around, more or
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  Speaker 8: less went through the timeline straight and then kind of
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  Speaker 8: jumped backwards. But the first three were a progression in
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  Speaker 8: time like normal. The first one was sort of prequel-y
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  Speaker 8: and jumps back to him being a little younger. So okay,
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  Speaker 8: this is once again a relatively young person starring as him,
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  Speaker 8: so I'm assuming they're going back and doing another prequel
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  Speaker 8: kind of story. Well, then in the first few minutes,
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  Speaker 8: you're watching young Captain Kirk. He has a real name, right?
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  Speaker 7: Chris Pine.
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  Speaker 8: Young Chris Pine is watching 9-11 footage, and I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait. What?
• 8:38
  Speaker 7: They just break the space-time continuum.
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  Speaker 8: Well, no, they just sort of basically started over. They
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  Speaker 8: rebooted Jack Bryan, and now like he's like, it's just
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  Speaker 8: him now. So it's like, he's in college when 9-11 hits,
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  Speaker 8: so then he decides to go get in the military,
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  Speaker 8: and then he gets injured in the military, and then
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  Speaker 8: he gets recruited, shadow recruited, to be the government agent,
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  Speaker 8: and then Kevin Costner shows up. So, I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: But the whole time, I'm just like, but why is
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  Speaker 8: he Jack Ryan? If you're just gonna do a whole
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  Speaker 8: new thing with him, why couldn't he be Skippy McGillicuddy,
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  Speaker 8: Shadow Recruit.
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  Speaker 7: I already have this established. I know.
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  Speaker 8: The other half of my brain's like, duh, name recognition.
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  Speaker 8: I understand, but the part of my brain that wants
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  Speaker 8: to be like, but he's not the same guy. Why
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  Speaker 8: bother making a movie with that name if he's not
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  Speaker 8: going to be anything like the character before, following the
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  Speaker 8: same storyline as the character before? I'm like, it just
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  Speaker 8: made my brain hurt the whole time.
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  Speaker 7: He's a different Jack Ryan, much like 007 is different people,
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  Speaker 7: but it's the same.
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  Speaker 8: That was my thing.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe it just contained like, Jack Ryan is the new 007.
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  Speaker 7: It's just different agents through time.
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  Speaker 8: By the end, that's kind of what I was like, well,
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  Speaker 8: I mean, every time they reboot a series, they kind
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  Speaker 8: of do that. Like, I guess this is just the
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  Speaker 8: first one, and from here, they're going to do it again.
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  Speaker 8: going to do more and they're all going to move
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  Speaker 8: forward in time and follow this new... It's kind of
• 10:05
  Speaker 8: like when they brought Daniel Craig in to do the
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  Speaker 8: new James Bond. It's like they sort of Started over,
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  Speaker 8: but yet not really. Now it really makes no sense
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  Speaker 8: if you do watch them all, because it loops back
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  Speaker 8: around on itself and makes no damn sense.
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  Speaker 7: I have never watched a James Bond movie in its entirety.
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  Speaker 8: Don't start, because then I told you we're going to
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  Speaker 8: do all of them and make you watch them all.
• 10:23
  Speaker 7: What if we maybe watch part of one when we
• 10:25
  Speaker 7: were in Savannah?
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  Speaker 5: I don't remember which one, though.
• 10:28
  Speaker 8: Was it Roger Moore?
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  Speaker 7: No, it was one of the newer ones with Daniel Craig.
• 10:32
  Speaker 7: Was it Casino Royale?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was Casino Royale. Yeah, I'm sorry, but it's
• 10:38
  Speaker 5: forever Sean Connery for me. And then maybe a little
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  Speaker 5: bit of Roger Moore. But when you get into the
• 10:43
  Speaker 5: Roger Moore, it gets kind of quirky.
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  Speaker 7: Is that the one where the car goes underwater and
• 10:49
  Speaker 7: then the fish is in the car?
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  Speaker 5: That's one of the ones with Roger Moore.
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  Speaker 7: Again, I haven't seen it, but they made a reference
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  Speaker 7: to it on Top Gear.
• 11:01
  Speaker 5: If you've got a car that's a submarine and it
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  Speaker 5: goes underwater... And they don't get wet. How does the
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  Speaker 5: fish and the water get in the car?
• 11:08
  Speaker 8: Transporter? Just stupid.
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  Speaker 5: It was supposed to be funny.
• 11:12
  Speaker 7: It came through the air conditioner vents?
• 11:14
  Speaker 8: It's Roger Moore. By then they were very silly. Although
• 11:18
  Speaker 8: that's the thing. That's almost more my go-to. Only because
• 11:22
  Speaker 8: that's when they kind of hit for me. I think
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  Speaker 8: the Connery ones weren't playing on TV all the time
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  Speaker 8: when I was a kid. I saw some of them later,
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  Speaker 8: but like, The ones that I watched nonstop were the
• 11:33
  Speaker 8: ones that constantly played on the Sunday Night Movie, and
• 11:36
  Speaker 8: it was always the cheesy Roger Morwen. So he's kind
• 11:39
  Speaker 8: of really my in on 007, so now I watch
• 11:42
  Speaker 8: it and I kind of expect him to all be goofy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess Sean Connery was like my mom. My
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  Speaker 5: mom was just in love with Sean Connery. Not the
• 11:51
  Speaker 5: old Sean Connery with the beard, but the young, young,
• 11:53
  Speaker 5: young Sean Connery. The one with the hairpiece? I don't
• 11:57
  Speaker 5: know if he had a hairpiece on.
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  Speaker 8: He always looks like he had a hairpiece on. Even
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  Speaker 8: when he was young, he looked like that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the one that she liked. So that was
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  Speaker 5: the one that we watched all the time. She would
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  Speaker 5: always go and rent the VHS tapes with Sean Connery,
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  Speaker 5: and we would sit and watch that.
• 12:10
  Speaker 7: Didn't your dad try to say he thought he looked
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  Speaker 7: like Sean Connery?
• 12:12
  Speaker 5: My dad thinks he looks like Sean Connery. He looks
• 12:15
  Speaker 5: absolutely nothing like Sean Connery.
• 12:16
  Speaker 8: I've seen your daddy.
• 12:17
  Speaker 7: He looks more like Barney Fife.
• 12:20
  Speaker 5: No, he doesn't look like Barney Fife. He's kind of
• 12:22
  Speaker 5: a cross between Andy Griffith and.
• 12:26
  Speaker 5: I can't think of who.
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  Speaker 7: Your dad has, like, physical resemblance?
• 12:30
  Speaker 5: No, just, like, general mannerisms and stuff.
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  Speaker 7: I was going by physical resemblance.
• 12:34
  Speaker 5: Well, I don't even know physical resemblance. He looks like
• 12:36
  Speaker 5: some senator, because he's been.
• 12:38
  Speaker 7: A British senator?
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  Speaker 3: No, yeah.
• 12:40
  Speaker 5: There's a senator that he's been mistaken for several times. Like,
• 12:45
  Speaker 5: a couple times when he was in D.C.
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  Speaker 8: Nobody wants to be mistaken for a senator.
• 12:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 5: It's kind of weird. I don't remember who it was, though.
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  Speaker 7: Not Sean Connery.
• 12:53
  Speaker 5: Not Sean Connery. Yeah, I wouldn't... What important enough at
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  Speaker 5: the time when he was telling me because I was
• 12:59
  Speaker 5: probably 18 and I really could care less.
• 13:01
  Speaker 7: Shut up, dude.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't care.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, well, I mean, that was my thing. So the
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  Speaker 8: more I got into it, I was like, well, they
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  Speaker 8: I mean, every time they redo a property, they kind
• 13:12
  Speaker 8: of redo the whole thing. And so I guess it
• 13:16
  Speaker 8: shouldn't bother me as much as it does, especially because
• 13:18
  Speaker 8: I wasn't that hardcore Jack Ryan anyway. I just I
• 13:22
  Speaker 8: watched the Harrison Ford wins probably more than the other
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  Speaker 8: ones anyway, so I don't know. It was weird. Other
• 13:29
  Speaker 8: than that, if you take that out, if I didn't
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  Speaker 8: care what the dude's name was, it was a decent.
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  Speaker 7: Or if you had no familiarity with him whatsoever.
• 13:36
  Speaker 8: If you just went into it, oh, this is a
• 13:38
  Speaker 8: new movie. Shadow Recruit. They just called it Shadow Recruit.
• 13:42
  Speaker 5: Jake Ryan's so dreamy.
• 13:44
  Speaker 7: He is now.
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  Speaker 8: But yeah, I don't know. It's just like it's... It's
• 13:49
  Speaker 8: a decent espionage kind of movie. It's fine and all.
• 13:52
  Speaker 8: It was entertaining. Yep, that was my issue.
• 13:56
  Speaker 7: Did you watch anything else?
• 13:57
  Speaker 8: I did watch The Last Days on Mars with Schreiber.
• 14:04
  Speaker 7: Schreiber?
• 14:04
  Speaker 5: Schreiber.
• 14:05
  Speaker 7: Cotton Weary?
• 14:06
  Speaker 8: Cotton Weary is how I usually refer to him. I'm
• 14:08
  Speaker 8: sure he appreciates that as well.
• 14:11
  Speaker 7: Is he still married to Naomi Watts? Weren't they married?
• 14:16
  Speaker 7: I just pulled that out of my ass. I might
• 14:18
  Speaker 7: have just pulled that out of my ass.
• 14:20
  Speaker 8: Looks like a job for Google. But it's one of those, like,
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  Speaker 8: I remember when it, I kind of remember when it
• 14:26
  Speaker 8: came out. I feel like it gets mixed up with
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  Speaker 8: every other, like, Mars movie. Because there were, like, for
• 14:32
  Speaker 8: some reason, they got on a kick of making weird
• 14:34
  Speaker 8: Mars movies for a while.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they had, like, Ghost of Mars.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: Red Planet.
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  Speaker 8: That one's way back, but then there was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 8: that was with the Val Kilmer one, wasn't it? Like,
• 14:42
  Speaker 8: they just kept like every.
• 14:43
  Speaker 7: On Ice-T or Ice Cube or.
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  Speaker 8: No, that was Ghost of Mars, but no, I think
• 14:47
  Speaker 8: Val Kilmer was on Red Planet.
• 14:48
  Speaker 11: What about.
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: Was.
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: Did any of the Chronicles of Riddick have anything to
• 14:54
  Speaker 5: do with Mars? Or were they just had regular planets?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't really get into those.
• 15:00
  Speaker 8: I tried to watch... I can't. I can't watch it anymore.
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: I can't.
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  Speaker 7: I liked the first one, didn't I?
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  Speaker 8: See, I liked the first one at the time.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: Is that the quirky one where he's talking about?
• 15:11
  Speaker 7: No, that was the last one.
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, that one's horrible.
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  Speaker 8: See, I could not. I sat through it because I
• 15:17
  Speaker 8: usually finish them when I start them. But like, man,
• 15:20
  Speaker 8: he just pisses me off so much now. Specifically when
• 15:23
  Speaker 8: he's like, well, he's always that character. He's the same
• 15:27
  Speaker 8: cocky bastard in all of those movies.
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  Speaker 5: But like the ending of it was just so just,
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: I don't know. It was just.
• 15:33
  Speaker 7: I blocked out the ending because it was so incredibly bad.
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: It was incredibly bad, but just his dialogue between him
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: and the one chick.
• 15:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that was my problem.
• 15:41
  Speaker 7: His dialogue between him and everybody.
• 15:43
  Speaker 8: But him and the chick was nothing but date rapey.
• 15:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was all date rapey.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: It was all, you know, ha, ha, ha, sexual assault,
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: so funny.
• 15:51
  Speaker 8: I know. I was like, dude, really? He's creepy anyway,
• 15:56
  Speaker 8: but something about that movie. Because I don't remember it
• 15:58
  Speaker 8: being quite that bad. Pitch Black. I think I blocked
• 16:02
  Speaker 8: out if I attempted to watch Chronicles of Riddick. But
• 16:04
  Speaker 8: I remember being okay with Pitch Black, but also I
• 16:07
  Speaker 8: remember I saw it like that first time it came out,
• 16:10
  Speaker 8: and I had no idea who that dude was. So
• 16:13
  Speaker 8: I didn't have all the built-up years of like, ugh,
• 16:15
  Speaker 8: Vin Diesel, I hate that guy. Where now I can't
• 16:18
  Speaker 8: enter anything that I don't want to just.
• 16:20
  Speaker 7: He looks like a drunk baby.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: He does.
• 16:23
  Speaker 8: He does.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: He does look like a drunk baby.
• 16:25
  Speaker 7: That's a pretty good description. I hate him. You know
• 16:28
  Speaker 7: what Liev Schreiber's real first name is?
• 16:30
  Speaker 8: Isaac. Is he just trying to confuse people?
• 16:33
  Speaker 7: He is fucking with your shit.
• 16:34
  Speaker 8: So I have to be like, Liev... Liev... No, that's
• 16:41
  Speaker 8: not him.
• 16:42
  Speaker 7: And look, he is still in fact married to Naomi Wong.
• 16:45
  Speaker 8: He's all partners up with her.
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: It just says partners. I don't know if they're married.
• 16:50
  Speaker 7: That's a half-brother named Pablo.
• 16:53
  Speaker 8: We're easily amused. Anyway, Last Days on Mars. So it
• 17:01
  Speaker 8: was one of those, I do kind of remember watching
• 17:03
  Speaker 8: the trailers, but then I remembered it more as being
• 17:06
  Speaker 8: super artsy, intellectual kind of space movie. I thought it
• 17:10
  Speaker 8: was going to be a little more like.
• 17:13
  Speaker 12: It's no Phantoms, I'll tell you that. Dude, that was
• 17:17
  Speaker 12: the bombing Phantoms. But I expected it to be more of.
• 17:24
  Speaker 8: moon kind of thing like moon got really super like
• 17:27
  Speaker 8: smart and wordy and talky and like it was sort
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: of sort of sci-fi and art house at the same
• 17:31
  Speaker 8: time so i kind of thought maybe that's where this
• 17:33
  Speaker 8: was gonna go nope totally like i was either i
• 17:36
  Speaker 8: was way off or it just takes a turn really
• 17:38
  Speaker 8: early on and like fools you that i just wouldn't
• 17:41
  Speaker 8: pay attention on the trailer but yeah it's total like
• 17:44
  Speaker 8: old school sci-fi monster movie kind of thing like it
• 17:47
  Speaker 8: just becomes sort of a sci-fi action kind of movie
• 17:51
  Speaker 8: it's all strange it's not bad it was like it
• 17:54
  Speaker 8: was all right it just it was totally not like
• 17:56
  Speaker 8: the whole time I'm like is this really where they're
• 17:57
  Speaker 8: going and then like an hour later I'm like they're
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: still this is all they're doing all right well that's
• 18:02
  Speaker 8: fun I'm cool with it like it's just not what
• 18:05
  Speaker 8: I expected at all but you know I've never heard
• 18:08
  Speaker 8: of this movie leaves really good.
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: In it Isaac Isaac is fantastic.
• 18:11
  Speaker 8: Isaac is very interesting Mr. Naomi Watts he's a great
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: actor there's a whoever that chick is I had to
• 18:18
  Speaker 8: look her up on IMDb she was really good the
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: female lead As the movie pans out.
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: I already closed that page, so we're not going to
• 18:25
  Speaker 7: look it up again.
• 18:27
  Speaker 8: It was entertaining. But yeah, don't go in expecting anything
• 18:30
  Speaker 8: more than a sci-fi action kind of movie.
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: Anything else did you watch?
• 18:35
  Speaker 8: Oh, I'm about to watch something. What are we going
• 18:37
  Speaker 8: to watch?
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: We're going to watch a movie!
• 18:40
  Speaker 8: Are you alright?
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I had a lot of tea with a lot
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: of sugar today. And I just ate some burritos.
• 18:47
  Speaker 8: You're all burritoed up.
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: I am again, but I'm excited.
• 18:49
  Speaker 8: Now you're going to settle in and watch... Forget Me Not?
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: Maybe.
• 18:54
  Speaker 8: You forgot it, but what do we watch?
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: Exactly. A super adorable Bella Thorne.
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: She's like 10 years old.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: I thought we were watching the cheerleader movie.
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: Nobody seemed excited about the cheerleader movie.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay, whatever.
• 19:08
  Speaker 8: I'm fine with it. I think it's going to end
• 19:10
  Speaker 8: up on one of these in the near future.
• 19:12
  Speaker 7: Okay. Was that one cheerleader movie we watched forever ago
• 19:15
  Speaker 7: that I was very mad about?
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: It's just going to be my comment whenever we do
• 19:20
  Speaker 8: get around to watching the cheerleader movie. It's no pep
• 19:22
  Speaker 8: squad for me.
• 19:23
  Speaker 7: Pep squad.
• 19:24
  Speaker 8: I have that on DVD.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: I came across it recently. Actually, it wasn't even that recent.
• 19:31
  Speaker 8: It was years ago. I bought it just to be
• 19:32
  Speaker 8: able to prove to people that it exists. I bought
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: it for cheap, but I bought it specifically. I think
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: I could then lord it over you and be like,
• 19:40
  Speaker 8: we might watch pep squad.
• 19:42
  Speaker 7: No, I will never watch that movie again. I was
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: very disappointed because no cheerleaders died.
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: They have to come up with an entertaining cover. Even
• 19:51
  Speaker 8: if it's misleading or a complete and utter lie.
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 19:55
  Speaker 8: Alright, let's go watch the movie. And then we'll be back.
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 20:18
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• 20:24
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• 20:30
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• 20:36
  Speaker 8: Me now.
• 20:51
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  Speaker 2: It's time for Sofa Theater.
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  Speaker 8: Here we go! Let's do some shots!
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  Speaker 8: We're done! We graduated!
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  Speaker 3: I graduated!
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  Speaker 11: Stop the car!
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  Speaker 10: Hannah, this is Chad's car.
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  Speaker 14: Who's Chad?
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: Sandy, you're acting like a lunatic.
• 24:31
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• 24:40
  Speaker 11: Do you remember me?
• 24:44
  Speaker 8: What?
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: Do you remember me?
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: You will. This isn't real.
• 25:02
  Speaker 5: People will just disappear.
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  Speaker 8: It's like he was never here.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: Are you.
• 25:08
  Speaker 11: Coming?
• 25:10
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• 25:39
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: We are back post movie ready to get into this week.
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: So for the future, which is forget me, not the
• 25:49
  Speaker 8: year's 2009. The director is Tyler Oliver. And they plot,
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: according to IMDb, and I think I'm just going to
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: read the first half because the rest just tells the
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: entire story. It's graduation weekend and Sandy Channing, the popular
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: class president of her small town high school, should be
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: enjoying the time of her life. But when her friends
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: start disappearing, and then you have to continue on. So
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: we'll get into that anyway.
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: That we will. There will be major spoiler alerts probably.
• 26:15
  Speaker 8: Spoiler alert thrown down. So, first off, we've been going
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: to do this since about 2009, I think.
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: It's been quite some time.
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: Because, yeah, it was like, right? It wasn't even out
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: yet at the time, I'm pretty sure. Like, it had
• 26:32
  Speaker 8: a weird release. Like, it didn't get released. Or it's
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: another one of those that, like, they released it in
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: Canada or something. And then, like, they didn't release it here. So, like,
• 26:41
  Speaker 8: it's one of those we knew about.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: For a while.
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: And maybe... had watched before it was officially out. That's
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: a good possibility. Sometimes that happens when you're a movie geek.
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: But yeah, so it took it a while before I
• 26:55
  Speaker 8: think it officially made its way out to the world.
• 26:58
  Speaker 8: I remember watching at the time going, yeah, we need
• 27:01
  Speaker 8: to talk about this because there's a lot to talk about.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: There was a lot of slutty people in this movie
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: and a lot of people that I was just waiting
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: for them to die horribly.
• 27:09
  Speaker 8: None of them.
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: Died horribly enough to suit their jackass-y attitudes, I don't think.
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: See, that's the thing. It starts out, that first 15,
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: 20 minutes, you're just, like, knee-deep in cliche horror people
• 27:23
  Speaker 8: that you want to watch die.
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: It was all the same cliche. They didn't have, like,
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: their bases covered, you know? It was all the slutty jackasses.
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: There was no, like, There was no black people. There
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: was no really nerd people.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: They were all smart Asians.
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: It was all the popular, jackass-y, slutty, football stoner people.
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: It was a realistic way of people how they hang
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: out with their own dorky white people types. Every once
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: in a while, maybe they'll get open-minded and branch out
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: a little bit. But there's a lot of people that
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: probably fall right into this category. Super privileged, annoying white people. Yep.
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: That pretty much summed them up. And I wanted them
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: to all die. And pretty much they did. Spoiler alert.
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: I have to say, like, I don't know. It's far
• 28:14
  Speaker 8: from a perfect movie. But I do like what it
• 28:16
  Speaker 8: ends up doing just because I give it points for, like,
• 28:19
  Speaker 8: I don't think I've ever seen a movie do this before.
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: I don't know what the whole, the plot itself, the
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: premise seems vaguely familiar. Like, perhaps it was also a
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: Twilight Zone episode at some point.
• 28:30
  Speaker 8: Stolen from Twilight. It does feel kind of like.
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: Actually, there was one. There was one with the astronauts.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: Remember the astronauts come back and their plane crashed?
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 28:39
  Speaker 8: And they slowly disappear.
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: One by one.
• 28:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: And only one guy remembers and he's trying to convince
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: everybody else. Yeah. It's the exact same fucking plot. I
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: just realized that.
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: And oddly enough, also had Bella Thorne.
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: Dude, she's so fucking awesome.
• 28:51
  Speaker 8: She's eternal.
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: But I'm serious. I'm not making it up. That is
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: a Twilight Zone episode. It is.
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: I remember that one. I feel like the basic setup
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: and the way that it works sometimes feels like a
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: bunch of other different horror movies. But yeah, the resetting
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: the timeline aspect is pretty interesting. And I feel like
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: I haven't seen that a ton outside of maybe that.
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: Twilight Zone episode. Well, that threw me off. Because at
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: one point, the slutty girl is wearing her little slutty skirt.
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: But then after one of the people disappears and it
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: alters their change... I just totally spoiler alerted again... Well,
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: not really. I mean, I didn't tell you which one
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: of the jackasses died. But she goes from wearing her
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: slutty skirt to slutty pants because the disappearance of that
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: person altered their plans from going to the beach to
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: going to the mountains instead.
• 29:34
  Speaker 8: Again, that's what I'll give them credit for in the
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: structuring and writing of this. Again, the dialogue. is nothing special.
• 29:41
  Speaker 8: It's kind of what you'd expect from cliche horror people.
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: But the mapping it out works pretty well because you
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: get to the point where... It's really kind of jarring
• 29:50
  Speaker 8: that first time when they're on the motorcycle and they're
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: on the car, and then the motorcycle disappears, and you're like, wait,
• 29:55
  Speaker 8: what the fuck?
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: Because their plans changed.
• 29:57
  Speaker 8: But, no, my favorite was then when it gets down
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: to less people, and then the vehicle disappears and they're
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: back to the motorcycle. It's because the guy who disappeared
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: and went back home was the only one who could
• 30:07
  Speaker 8: drive that car, if you remember. So now they had
• 30:10
  Speaker 8: to be, because he was the only one driving the
• 30:12
  Speaker 8: vehicle when they go out on the other trips, and
• 30:14
  Speaker 8: then he is not with them in the new timeline,
• 30:17
  Speaker 8: so they had to be on the motorcycle again. Again,
• 30:19
  Speaker 8: it's not just randomly slapped together. I will give him
• 30:23
  Speaker 8: credit for the structuring. It's pretty exactly mapped out how
• 30:27
  Speaker 8: everything needs to be to end up like it is.
• 30:29
  Speaker 14: Why would he bring a freaking boogie board to the mountains?
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: I have nothing to say to you.
• 30:38
  Speaker 10: Excuse me?
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: About tj who the heck is tj nope.
• 30:54
  Speaker 10: I don't want to be with anybody else not now
• 30:56
  Speaker 10: not ever you're.
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: Trash fuck you sandy see.
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: Lex just because you're sin to fucking rela doesn't give
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: you the right to judge the rest of us do me.
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: A favor lex and shut the fuck up.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: Jesus jake wake up you think it's just me she
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: thinks you're trash too she thinks the whole family's.
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: Garbage i'm very impressed with that because i mean i've
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: only seen it twice now and the first time i
• 31:16
  Speaker 7: I think I missed some things, like the slutty skirt change.
• 31:20
  Speaker 7: But going back and watching it again, there's more things
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: I picked up on. Oh, that's why that's like that.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: It was like a total mind blown, that's why she's
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: wearing pants.
• 31:30
  Speaker 14: It was like a good five, ten minutes later, I'm like, that's.
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: Why she's changed clothes. It's because they're going to the
• 31:36
  Speaker 7: mountains instead. It took me that long to sit there.
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: I'm like, why would it be the point of them
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: changing her outfit?
• 31:45
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: I'm a little slow. And she was very slutty.
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: Which one?
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: The super slutty girl.
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: Other than our main character girl, they were all kind
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: of slutty.
• 31:57
  Speaker 7: They were all super slutty.
• 31:58
  Speaker 8: I was trying to think, was there a non?
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: Nope, they were all slutty.
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: Well, no, the main girl wasn't really slutty. That's what
• 32:08
  Speaker 8: I'm saying.
• 32:09
  Speaker 6: Her brother wasn't really slutty.
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: He's just dorky, yeah. He's just dorky.
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: But not like dorky dorky. He's still a popular kid dorky.
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: Well, that's the other thing. And I was like, I
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: don't know if that was being affected by the timeline shifts.
• 32:21
  Speaker 8: But even in the beginning, I'm like, did they not
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: say he was valedictorian and like skipped a grade? I'm like,
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: so for somebody that's that hardcore, even if he isn't
• 32:32
  Speaker 8: a super geek because he loves education and he just
• 32:34
  Speaker 8: wants to get ahead in college. Like even if he
• 32:38
  Speaker 8: just happens to be pretty smart. He fell right into
• 32:41
  Speaker 8: the partying end of it pretty quick for a guy
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: who's valedictorian of his class. That, like, next thing you know, he's, like, just...
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: I don't know. He's drinking heavily and partying with the
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: rest of these idiots who have.
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: But then, later during the thing, didn't they mention that
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: his sister was valedictorian? Yeah. So maybe at that.
• 32:59
  Speaker 8: Or were they... They were both? That's what I thought.
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: I thought they were kind of co, but, like, still, like.
• 33:05
  Speaker 8: I don't know. She sort of did. But by the
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: end when he's like toking up, I was just like,
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: so did this change with the timeline? And now he's
• 33:13
  Speaker 8: not really all that smart anymore. He's more interested in
• 33:16
  Speaker 8: being a stoner kid. But yeah, they didn't really pan
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: out any extra on that. So you don't really see
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: if that was more or he just all of a
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: sudden decided he needed to get high.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: But I don't know.
• 33:27
  Speaker 8: I thought that was an interesting mix that I can't
• 33:32
  Speaker 8: decide if was on purpose or just happened as it
• 33:35
  Speaker 8: went along.
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I just spent most of the movie
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: being like, where do I know that person from? Where
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: have I seen that person before?
• 33:40
  Speaker 8: That was the first 20 minutes.
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, then we had to get out the phones and
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: the IMDB and be like, oh, that person's from Miley,
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: from Hannah Montana, that one person's from the Lizzie McGuire.
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: I mean, the whole time I was like, I know,
• 33:53
  Speaker 8: I know that dude.
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: That one guy was from Son-in-Law. Had to break back
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: really low on that one.
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: You're digging deep to get that one.
• 34:01
  Speaker 7: I was. I was scraping the bottom much like he
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: was at some point. But yeah, I just thought it
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: was interesting how they did go through and how each
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: person's disappearance affected the entire timeline. Like, when the girl,
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: the sister, when she disappeared, how their dad went from
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: being this joking, you know, fun-loving guy, sort of, you know,
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: to a degree, to just this fucking asshole.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 34:25
  Speaker 8: The whole rest of the movie is just a dick.
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just, you know, the fact that they went
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: through and they made all these changes and it.
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: You might miss some of the things. I mean, some
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: of the things are pretty blatantly obvious, but some of
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: them are, you know, the little, it's the little things
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: that I like that I appreciate that they went through
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: and put that little thing in there for that person.
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: It's like, oh.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: Like the cop without his daughter all of a sudden
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: has a molestash.
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: That was pretty rowdy. That was like a full-on, like,
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: creeper mustache.
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: It is that, again, there's like, they ease their way
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: into it so that you really, like, the first couple
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: of times it happens, you're just like, Are they just, like,
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: messing with her? Because you do get that, like, who's TJ? Like,
• 35:07
  Speaker 8: he's a jerk. I don't like that guy. Who's TJ?
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: Who's Chad? Because nobody wants to, but they know a Chad,
• 35:11
  Speaker 7: because Chad's are all jackasses.
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: Unless you're listening.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: I'll work with one.
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: And you're a Chad, then quit being a douche.
• 35:17
  Speaker 8: That guy, in this case, was completely a douche.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: I had a friend named Chad, and he wasn't a douche.
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: He is now.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: Did he have a bitching car like this, Chad?
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: Actually, he had an older Monte Carlo.
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: It was a pretty decent Monte Carlo. Me and him
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: were really good friends. I quit the job that I
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: was working at and went somewhere else.
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: That was the last time I saw him.
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: Sometimes that kills you.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes that happens.
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: My main problem with this movie is when the girl...
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: Was it Chad she was with? The douchebag? Was it
• 35:51
  Speaker 7: his class ring?
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: When they get into a fight after having just had
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: sex in the car... And he's like, oh, I'm done
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: with this because he's a jackass. Anyways, she rips off
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: his ring, which.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: Do you want me to go into that now?
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: You can go into that.
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: Because that was mine I've noticed many, many times over
• 36:08
  Speaker 8: the years. It's like in any scene, like it's always
• 36:12
  Speaker 8: like usually it's they're wearing a ring or some sort
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: of fancy necklace they gave him for a present or
• 36:17
  Speaker 8: no one. I don't think anyone has ever unclasp the
• 36:21
  Speaker 8: necklace and given it back to someone or thrown it
• 36:23
  Speaker 8: in a river or. thrown in a ravine or whatever
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: dramatic move they have to make. It's obviously also not
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: dramatic and cool to reach back behind your head and
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: start fumbling with it, trying to unclasp it. You just
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: have to rip it off.
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: Because then you have to go, can you get this
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: for me? It's stuck in my hair.
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: Ow, my hair. So yeah, they just dramatically rip it
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: off and throw it into the lake.
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 36:46
  Speaker 8: I just thought that's funny because I've noticed that so
• 36:48
  Speaker 8: many times over there. And I'm like, in the real world,
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: have I ever seen anyone just rip a chain off
• 36:52
  Speaker 8: of their neck? But maybe I don't get involved in.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Drama, so.
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: I'm sure there's been plenty of people in their high
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: school relationships. Or things that function like high school relationships.
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: I've never ripped a chain off my neck.
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I haven't either. I don't mean either. So, somewhere
• 37:08
  Speaker 8: out there, I'm sure somebody's going through a really horrible
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: excuse for a relationship, and it's happened to me.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: I mean, I've done some pretty bad stuff.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: Nothing that I'm going to mention.
• 37:18
  Speaker 7: But then she throws the ring into the lake, which
• 37:21
  Speaker 7: is completely unjustifiable because this guy's just Chad.
• 37:24
  Speaker 8: That part made sense. The next part makes no sense.
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: Okay, he abandons your ass on the side.
• 37:31
  Speaker 10: Of the lake.
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: Actually, that didn't surprise me. Yeah, it didn't surprise me.
• 37:34
  Speaker 7: I'm not surprised by that. But he abandons your ass.
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: Why do you go wading in the water looking for
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: this jackass's ring?
• 37:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: That doesn't make any sense.
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: As she's wading in, I'm like, But you threw it there.
• 37:46
  Speaker 8: If you wanted it, why did you throw it there? Yeah, exactly. Like,
• 37:49
  Speaker 8: if he's a dick and you don't want anything to
• 37:51
  Speaker 8: do with him, then don't go looking for it.
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: He drove off in his bitching Camaro and left you
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: on the... It's not really a Camaro, I don't think.
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: I just like to say bitching Camaro. But anyways, he
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: left her ass there on the side of the lake
• 38:03
  Speaker 7: and she goes in there like a dipshit. I'm like,
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: this fucker just literally fucked you in his car and
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: just fucking left you there after breaking up with you. Oh,
• 38:12
  Speaker 7: but you have to go get the ring back.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: She's a dipshit, that's why.
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: She was the first to die, and I was okay
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: with that.
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: She's a horror, cliche dipshit.
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: But her underpants matched.
• 38:22
  Speaker 8: That's pretty fancy for that kind of hoe. I mean,
• 38:25
  Speaker 8: unless maybe she was just planning on being in her
• 38:27
  Speaker 8: underpants the entire time.
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: She seemed like that kind of girl.
• 38:31
  Speaker 8: So yeah, maybe that's why she was just planning ahead
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: to probably not be wearing clothes quite often. That's a
• 38:37
  Speaker 8: good possibility. Why not make them match and look extra fancy?
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: Sandy, what the hell's going on? You're acting like a lunatic.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: Hannah, this is Chad's car.
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: Who's Chad?
• 38:52
  Speaker 8: The pretty boy asshole?
• 38:55
  Speaker 10: The guy who drives this car?
• 38:57
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, you fucked him yesterday. How about that? Sandy,
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: come on.
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: You're freaking me out, all right?
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: She's out of her goddamn mind.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: Shut up!
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Sandy, what the fuck is going on?
• 39:08
  Speaker 7: What is this, Jake? Is this some kind of joke?
• 39:10
  Speaker 7: I don't know, Sandy.
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: I do like it. Again, it's also one of those
• 39:19
  Speaker 8: that you start playing with, and it's a dynamic that's
• 39:22
  Speaker 8: in a lot of horror movies and a lot of thriller,
• 39:25
  Speaker 8: and you get, even going back, like, a lot of your, like,
• 39:28
  Speaker 8: Hitchcock stuff. Like, you get that wrong man scenario, but then, like,
• 39:33
  Speaker 8: you get it sort of magnified when it starts to
• 39:35
  Speaker 8: be the crazy scenario where suddenly everybody else in the
• 39:39
  Speaker 8: movie thinks you are completely insane. Yeah. And, like, only
• 39:43
  Speaker 8: the viewer going along for the ride is just like,
• 39:45
  Speaker 8: but no, it did just happen.
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: I saw that it disappeared.
• 39:47
  Speaker 14: And, like.
• 39:48
  Speaker 8: So when we get halfway in and everybody is like,
• 39:50
  Speaker 8: what is wrong with her? Like, it is kind of
• 39:53
  Speaker 8: cool because it's a whole new aspect of like, it's
• 39:56
  Speaker 8: just a dumb horror movie up to that point. Now
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: you're like, whoa, wait, okay, what is going on? And
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: in which side are we going to end up on?
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: Is it, is it that she is? Cause then that
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: became the twist actually right about this time or even
• 40:08
  Speaker 8: a little earlier, everything became the, it's all in their mind.
• 40:11
  Speaker 8: And like you were duped, stupid audience members. So, It
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: really was every other character was right, and we were
• 40:18
  Speaker 8: watching it from the perspective of the crazy person the
• 40:21
  Speaker 8: whole time. That became a real standard move for several
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: years there in movies. So it's kind of, again, almost
• 40:30
  Speaker 8: refreshing to not have it be that. To be like, no,
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: it really was kind of going on the way that
• 40:36
  Speaker 8: she was seen. Do you want to go into the
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: people that return from after they were attacked? These new spirits.
• 40:58
  Speaker 7: The Manson video rejects.
• 41:00
  Speaker 8: I believe is how you put it.
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, you got to think about it.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: I mean, it seems kind of silly throughout the movie.
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: It seems kind of odd.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: But when you get to the very end of the movie,
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: when it shows the kids how they were dressed up,
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: If you notice, they're kind of dressed up in kind
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: of shambly rags, and some of them have duct tape
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: around them and stuff like that.
• 41:24
  Speaker 8: I mean, it does at least make sense. That's the thing.
• 41:28
  Speaker 8: I do remember, or that first time I watched it,
• 41:31
  Speaker 8: I really don't remember piecing together just how much they're
• 41:34
  Speaker 8: just recreating the game. I think I remember focusing more
• 41:38
  Speaker 8: on the timeline resetting itself and thinking that was cool,
• 41:41
  Speaker 8: but I'm like, at the same time, it's simultaneously completely
• 41:45
  Speaker 8: recreating the game.
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: Because they're all becoming the ghosts.
• 41:48
  Speaker 8: In the spirit world, yeah. It's not just the original
• 41:50
  Speaker 8: girl taking them out one by one, just her each time.
• 41:53
  Speaker 8: It's like each time she picks up new people and
• 41:55
  Speaker 8: more people. And they become the ghosts. And it gets
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: to be the ghost graveyard game. Yeah.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
• 41:59
  Speaker 8: This time I really was kind of like focusing on
• 42:01
  Speaker 8: how much it's just, oh, the entire thing is just
• 42:04
  Speaker 8: recreating the game that injured her or made her.
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: Traumatized.
• 42:10
  Speaker 8: Have an epileptic fit or I don't know what exactly
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: went down.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: She ended up going into a coma yeah so I
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: don't know maybe she hit her head really hard.
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: She did hit her head on the door it seemed
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: like when she ran towards it she hit her head
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: and then put her in a seizure or whatever.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah and then probably went into a coma I don't
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: know exactly but that's what it kind of.
• 42:27
  Speaker 7: Seemed like I don't think I'd realize the first time
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: that the girl at the beginning was supposed to have
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: been the grown up version of the Bella Thorne character
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: I don't think I'd realize that the very first time
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: I was just like who the fuck's this chick and
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: I just kind of forgot.
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: I kind of figured it out when she jumped off
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: the cliff and disappeared and I was like oh okay
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: well I guess that's the other girl because she asked
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: do you remember me and the other girl said no
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: she said no because she didn't remember her at first.
• 42:52
  Speaker 10: You will I know.
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: So what was the whole end about was it just
• 42:57
  Speaker 7: like her I guess getting her revenge and getting her
• 43:00
  Speaker 7: she gets to come back to life wakes her up
• 43:03
  Speaker 7: from the coma and the other girl takes her place.
• 43:05
  Speaker 8: She sort of yeah replaced her like she got her
• 43:07
  Speaker 8: what did they say it was like six years in
• 43:09
  Speaker 8: between so like She got her six years in the coma,
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: and she brought her into the coma, and so now
• 43:16
  Speaker 8: we need a sequel when they loop around again.
• 43:20
  Speaker 7: Wait till Bella Thorne's character.
• 43:22
  Speaker 8: Starring Bella Thorne. They could do that now. I mean,
• 43:26
  Speaker 8: now she is doing horror movies slash TV series, so
• 43:30
  Speaker 8: she has become the final girl kind of thing.
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: And starring on cereal boxes.
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: Which one's Bella Thorne, the little girl or the older girl?
• 43:37
  Speaker 8: She was the little version.
• 43:39
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: But this was 2009. Why was she on your cereal box?
• 43:43
  Speaker 8: By now, she's a superstar.
• 43:45
  Speaker 7: That was a long time ago. And now she's like
• 43:47
  Speaker 7: an actress and a singer.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, she is?
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: Why was she on your cereal box?
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 43:51
  Speaker 8: I kind of thought it was weird, too. It's an
• 43:53
  Speaker 8: odd time. Is she on like a Wheaties box?
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: No, she was on Cocoa Pimples.
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: She is the gold medal champion and star of Shake
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: It Up.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: What?
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: Bella Filler.
• 44:01
  Speaker 9: What?
• 44:02
  Speaker 8: What's Shake It Up?
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: Boyfriend is not hip to the teen scene. I don't know.
• 44:07
  Speaker 8: What you're going to do, man.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: The teen scene?
• 44:11
  Speaker 8: The teen scene of like three seasons.
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: Ago yeah there's a new scream show too until she
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: dies does she die i think they.
• 44:19
  Speaker 8: All die it's kind of how their promos have been
• 44:21
  Speaker 8: going like i like that they're taking that on a
• 44:23
  Speaker 8: side trip into a different series here but i do
• 44:27
  Speaker 8: like again because they're building so much i mean the
• 44:29
  Speaker 8: scream franchise is built on nothing but making fun of
• 44:32
  Speaker 8: and commenting on horror cliches.
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: They're doing more screams it's a tv series yeah Who
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: the hell wants to watch that?
• 44:40
  Speaker 7: I want to watch it. I got T-voted.
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: The first time I heard it, I was like, oh, really?
• 44:44
  Speaker 8: And then I saw that first trailer, and I was like, oh,
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: they're doing something different with it. I feel like they
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: are putting some work into it.
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: Well, maybe it'll be okay. I don't know.
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: But as I was saying, though, that's how they're billing it, though.
• 44:55
  Speaker 8: They're like, you know how you watch these horror movies,
• 44:56
  Speaker 8: and you really just want to watch everybody die? well,
• 44:58
  Speaker 8: that's what we're going to do. So tune in every
• 45:00
  Speaker 8: week and watch somebody die.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: And I'm like, that's, are they just going to be,
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: are they just going to keep bringing on new characters
• 45:06
  Speaker 5: and killing them off?
• 45:07
  Speaker 8: Well, I think it's a whole show of red shirts.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: Is that what it is?
• 45:09
  Speaker 8: It's kind of like a set, like the cable wins
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: are just like 10 episodes or 12 episodes. I think
• 45:14
  Speaker 8: they've got that whole season mapped out.
• 45:16
  Speaker 9: It seems like one of my favorite shows, one of
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: my favorite shows is mapped out like that.
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: Okay. Harper's Island. I have talked and sang the praises
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: of Harper's Island for many a year. And it's one
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: of those where, It had a set number. This was
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: what it was going to run from this to this.
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: And each episode, I'm pretty sure, each episode, one person
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: in the wedding party died. And the name of the
• 45:39
  Speaker 7: episode gave a hint as to what their death was
• 45:42
  Speaker 7: going to be.
• 45:43
  Speaker 8: Pretty sneaky.
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: I love that show. I do. I'm so smitten with
• 45:48
  Speaker 7: that show. It's probably where my infatuation was the... the
• 45:53
  Speaker 7: guy from Top Gear came from, because the guy in
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: that show reminds me of him.
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: Hammond?
• 45:56
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 45:59
  Speaker 8: Oh, let's see. So we got sidetracked on those characters, though.
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: I think it was cool that they're recreating that game, but.
• 46:05
  Speaker 7: And everybody should watch Harper's Island, because I fucking love
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: that show.
• 46:08
  Speaker 8: If there's the cheesy part of this movie, it is
• 46:11
  Speaker 8: that whole aspect. To me, that's the part I'm just like, oh,
• 46:16
  Speaker 8: this really is a low-budget horror movie.
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: Which part?
• 46:19
  Speaker 8: The other, as they become the ghosts or whatever.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: The garbage bag people.
• 46:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, whatever the duct tape people are.
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: Well, they CG'd their faces to make.
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: Them a little bit scarier. Were they CG'd or were they, like, masculine? Well,
• 46:31
  Speaker 8: it was both. Like, one of them would have, like,
• 46:33
  Speaker 8: a really bad prosthetic giant mouth on, and then another
• 46:36
  Speaker 8: one they would switch to a really bad CG giant mouth.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: Where the mouth would stretch.
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: Big sharp teeth.
• 46:42
  Speaker 8: Pointy fangs. I feel like all of that looks pretty cheesy. Like,
• 46:46
  Speaker 8: whichever version you get, either prosthetic or CG. They both
• 46:50
  Speaker 8: were done kind of cheesy, but... Yeah, they were trying.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they do the little flittery Marilyn Manson video effects.
• 46:57
  Speaker 7: That's what I kept saying, like, these are Marilyn Manson
• 46:58
  Speaker 7: video rejects.
• 46:59
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean, again, it became.
• 47:01
  Speaker 7: And the scene in the chapel, I'm like, this is
• 47:03
  Speaker 7: straight out of a fucking Manson video. I've seen this
• 47:06
  Speaker 7: video before, where she, like, breaks through the window, and
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: there's all, you know, the little... The Manson Twitch. You
• 47:12
  Speaker 7: know what I'm talking about.
• 47:12
  Speaker 8: Well, I feel like this was even super cliche by
• 47:15
  Speaker 8: the time we get to this movie.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: 2009.
• 47:17
  Speaker 8: I feel like it was early 2000s. Because to me,
• 47:20
  Speaker 8: that always feels like when they started doing all the
• 47:23
  Speaker 8: Japanese horror remakes in America. And all of the Japanese
• 47:27
  Speaker 8: horror spirits have weird twitchy things that they do.
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: And when it first came out, it was creepy.
• 47:33
  Speaker 8: It was creepy. It was fucking creepy.
• 47:34
  Speaker 7: None of them meowed.
• 47:36
  Speaker 8: Because we... That's also a little creepy. It shouldn't be,
• 47:39
  Speaker 8: but it's still disturbing.
• 47:40
  Speaker 10: What?
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: Meowed?
• 47:42
  Speaker 8: In the... Is that the grudge?
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: I think I'm pretty sure it was the grudge. The
• 47:45
  Speaker 7: little boy who meowed.
• 47:46
  Speaker 8: The little boy meows.
• 47:47
  Speaker 14: Meow.
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: I don't remember how it actually sounded.
• 47:48
  Speaker 8: Nothing good like that.
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: It wasn't like a kitten.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: That was annoying. Everybody's like, oh, my God, that's so scary.
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: I'd be like, you know what? I'm going to punt
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: that kid across the room like a cat.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Meow.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:00
  Speaker 8: But yeah.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: Get out of my yard.
• 48:02
  Speaker 8: Starting with the ring as they started doing all the remakes.
• 48:05
  Speaker 8: It became the thing. So it's like.
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: After about the 20th movie, you're like, all right, I've
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: seen this.
• 48:10
  Speaker 8: It's not scary anymore. And then every American movie.
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: Has the black hair.
• 48:15
  Speaker 8: And had to do the black hair over the face.
• 48:17
  Speaker 7: And the twitchy movements. And the backward movement recorded forward.
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: And there's other, like there's other, yeah. Or they'll take
• 48:22
  Speaker 8: out frames where they jump around, which that. I still
• 48:25
  Speaker 8: think I've always credited like the first time I really
• 48:28
  Speaker 8: remember seeing somebody do that. And it's not really what
• 48:31
  Speaker 8: people consider, at least not slasher. It's sort of horror.
• 48:35
  Speaker 8: Jacob's Ladder.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: I've not seen it.
• 48:36
  Speaker 8: It was one of the first time in his weird
• 48:39
  Speaker 8: crazy flashback.
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: Dude, that's a great movie.
• 48:41
  Speaker 8: It's, but I remember that's the first time I saw
• 48:43
  Speaker 8: that visual style and again, nobody ever gives Avery line
• 48:47
  Speaker 8: credit for doing anything.
• 48:47
  Speaker 7: I've not seen it. I bought it on clearance but
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: I've not yet watched it.
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: We need to watch it.
• 48:50
  Speaker 8: It's weird. It's got some really messed up stuff in
• 48:53
  Speaker 8: it but so much of it is straight. So much
• 48:55
  Speaker 8: of it is him just talking and it's normal but
• 48:58
  Speaker 8: then he goes into those weird vision flashbacks whatever you
• 49:01
  Speaker 8: think they are and it Yeah, those weird images. Like,
• 49:06
  Speaker 8: that's the first time I remember seeing that. And then
• 49:08
  Speaker 8: it feels like all the other ones started doing it.
• 49:10
  Speaker 8: You got tons of, like, video game movies started. like
• 49:13
  Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure like Silent Hill people do that and
• 49:18
  Speaker 8: all your Parasites.
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: Apparently I didn't get the full aspect of Jacob's Ladder
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: because I wasn't.
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: Stoned I.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: Guess I missed out I guess I do everything wrong
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: because apparently I've missed out on all things because you're
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: not stoned man you gotta you're not seen it the
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: right way and I'm like you know what fuck you alright.
• 49:39
  Speaker 8: I think I should be able to enjoy it normal.
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: If you want to.
• 49:43
  Speaker 8: Up it with your special level of stone.
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: As normal as I can get.
• 49:48
  Speaker 8: I do like, and I'm sure we all thought this. Jay,
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: you said it out loud as we got to them
• 49:55
  Speaker 8: playing the game. That game sucks with two people. Yeah. Bella,
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry. No, it's not a good game with two people.
• 50:04
  Speaker 8: You can't.
• 50:05
  Speaker 11: You can't do it.
• 50:06
  Speaker 8: It's just tag and a low-rent version of tag.
• 50:08
  Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly.
• 50:09
  Speaker 8: With two people.
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: You know, I'm going to go hide.
• 50:11
  Speaker 8: It's hide-and-seek.
• 50:12
  Speaker 7: I used to play hide-and-seek with my cousin Aaron all
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: the time.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's different.
• 50:15
  Speaker 8: He just would go hide somewhere and you'd never come.
• 50:19
  Speaker 8: He'd be like, Misty's been looking for me for eight hours.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: Shh.
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: I mean, I played hide-and-seek. Like, if you've got two people,
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: that's fine. Three people's okay. But the game that they're...
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: The specific game that they're playing, okay.
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: Think about it. One person's the ghost and the other
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: people have to hide. And as you tag one person.
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: They become a ghost too. Maybe it's just their version
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: of hide and seek.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: But then it does you no good if you've got
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: two people because once you tag the other person, then
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: the fucking game's over.
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: Then they become the ghost.
• 50:45
  Speaker 8: And then you're going to start all over again. But
• 50:47
  Speaker 8: then it's back and forth. The whole idea of why...
• 50:49
  Speaker 8: And as they did it, I was like, it's a
• 50:50
  Speaker 8: variation on a couple games, but I don't remember ever
• 50:53
  Speaker 8: playing one like it. And I'm like, it's actually kind
• 50:54
  Speaker 8: of cool because it becomes a mounting thing. When you
• 50:59
  Speaker 8: become the last one, you win, supposedly. But when you're
• 51:02
  Speaker 8: the last two, suddenly you have eight kids running after you.
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 51:04
  Speaker 8: It's not like... the one person that's it in most
• 51:07
  Speaker 8: traditional little kid games. It's like, suddenly it's a zombie,
• 51:11
  Speaker 8: you know, horde coming after you, and it's a little creepier.
• 51:14
  Speaker 6: As a kid's game.
• 51:14
  Speaker 8: And that's the way it is.
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: As they start getting picked off one by one.
• 51:19
  Speaker 8: In the movie, yeah.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you see the, you know, you got a whole
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: horde of flickering garbage bag duct tape monsters.
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: Coming after you.
• 51:26
  Speaker 8: I hate when that happens.
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: It's kind of hard to stop duct tape, really.
• 51:32
  Speaker 8: It is pretty impressive.
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: You can blowtorch it, maybe.
• 51:35
  Speaker 8: It's how I hold myself together most of the time,
• 51:37
  Speaker 8: and I'm not dead that you know of.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: It's how I'm holding my finger together right now.
• 51:40
  Speaker 8: Most of the days, I have it on me somewhere,
• 51:43
  Speaker 8: holding me together.
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: Well, this is a thousand-mile tape. It's military-grade duct tape.
• 51:49
  Speaker 7: My other main problem was the... Seriously, guys, you couldn't
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: get better Halloween express decorations for your abandoned house?
• 51:56
  Speaker 10: No.
• 51:57
  Speaker 7: I mean... The inside was almost passable, but outside, come
• 52:01
  Speaker 7: on now. That is obviously the fake spiderwebs. It's not
• 52:04
  Speaker 7: even realistic.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: There ain't no cobwebs hanging like that.
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: We had an abandoned house right next door to us.
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: For how many years was that abandoned?
• 52:11
  Speaker 8: Two, three years?
• 52:12
  Speaker 7: No huge cobwebs hanging from there.
• 52:14
  Speaker 8: Ghost kids wandering around the yard or anything? No.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Most we got out of it was that huge decoupage
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: picture of the apocalypse.
• 52:25
  Speaker 8: Which is fucking awesome.
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: And you gave it away.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: Well, I didn't have any room for it in the garage.
• 52:30
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't let you bring it in the house.
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: It's hanging in Richie's living room. It's his trophy.
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: It's the centerpiece. It pulls the room together.
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: He's forever in my debt. Is that right?
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: Something like that. For giving him that.
• 52:49
  Speaker 7: Wooden decoupage for Horseman of the Apocalypse.
• 52:51
  Speaker 8: There's the real horror of this story.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Dude, it was awesome.
• 52:55
  Speaker 7: You've met Richie. You've seen him excited.
• 52:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: God.
• 52:59
  Speaker 8: I can only imagine.
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: This is more, like, this is the.
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: It was like a five-minute dude.
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to his.
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: Life, was me giving him that. Because he saw it
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: in my garage, and he was just like, oh, my God.
• 53:12
  Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
• 53:13
  Speaker 11: Oh, my God.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 53:14
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 53:15
  Speaker 8: Where'd you get that? Like when Misty saw Velvet Kenny.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: Dude. You weren't even there when it happened, I don't think.
• 53:21
  Speaker 11: Dude.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: I was still dude-ing for like hours later.
• 53:26
  Speaker 8: You still walk past it.
• 53:27
  Speaker 9: Dude.
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: He hangs by the bed. What are you talking about?
• 53:30
  Speaker 7: I just sit and stare at it.
• 53:32
  Speaker 8: If you've missed the previous episodes, yeah. She is the
• 53:34
  Speaker 8: owner of a velvet Kenny Rogers.
• 53:36
  Speaker 7: And a velvet Willie Nelson. And a velvet Elvis. So
• 53:40
  Speaker 7: if anybody out there could score me a velvet Conway Twitty,
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: I will be as indebted to you as Richie is
• 53:45
  Speaker 7: to Jay for the Four.
• 53:46
  Speaker 8: Horsemen of the Apartment.
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: Or a velvet Dolly Parton.
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: That'd be pretty rowdy too.
• 53:49
  Speaker 8: That would be awesome.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Patsy.
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: Or who else did you want?
• 53:55
  Speaker 7: Conway Twitty.
• 53:56
  Speaker 8: Conway Twitty.
• 53:57
  Speaker 6: Or a velvet George Jones.
• 53:59
  Speaker 7: That would be pretty rowdy.
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: That would be pretty cool. We got a George Jones clock,
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: so that one's pretty cool.
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: That is amazing. It's Deco Posture, I think.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: Deco Posture, George Jones clock.
• 54:06
  Speaker 8: These are very special items you have here at the Bastion.
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: You bought that on the day he died.
• 54:11
  Speaker 7: I did. Did I?
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: Yes, you did.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 54:16
  Speaker 8: Not even going there. We were just having to be
• 54:19
  Speaker 8: out at Heller's.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: Mall and he passed away that morning and she found
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: the George Jones clock.
• 54:26
  Speaker 8: The spirit of George coming to you.
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: It's the album of who's going to fill their shoes
• 54:31
  Speaker 7: on the day that he passed away. Which is a
• 54:34
  Speaker 7: song about country singers passing away.
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: She held it up. She goes, do we need this?
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: And I was like, Yeah, we need that.
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: And then I was like, oh, it's $ 15. Fucking A,
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: it's 50% off. We are getting this shit.
• 54:49
  Speaker 8: And then a twitchy garbage bag clad George Jones started
• 54:53
  Speaker 8: hanging around you.
• 54:54
  Speaker 7: I wouldn't mind. He's pretty cool.
• 54:58
  Speaker 8: I also like, well, again, if you want to think
• 55:02
  Speaker 8: about it too much, the fact that he describes it
• 55:04
  Speaker 8: as the physical or metaphysical tangent that they're on. Like,
• 55:07
  Speaker 8: all right, that does explain the story. But I like
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: it better that they, in this little version of the tangent,
• 55:13
  Speaker 8: they were using that as the reason to screw.
• 55:16
  Speaker 7: Well, yeah.
• 55:18
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean, we're on a metaphysical tangent. So, number one,
• 55:22
  Speaker 8: I mean, this ain't gonna matter. Let's go ahead and
• 55:24
  Speaker 8: get it on. And number two, we better hurry up
• 55:27
  Speaker 8: because we might disappear soon.
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: And did they do it in April?
• 55:30
  Speaker 15: Hotel pool yes no I was like well more than
• 55:34
  Speaker 15: that I was like even in the water I guess
• 55:36
  Speaker 15: people couldn't see but then they were just hanging out
• 55:38
  Speaker 15: in the chairs I'm like did they just do it
• 55:40
  Speaker 15: on like because the whole thing.
• 55:41
  Speaker 13: Is set up as like the old school cheesy like
• 55:44
  Speaker 13: the old motel motel yeah like all of the rooms
• 55:48
  Speaker 13: go around the balcony and it all looks down on
• 55:52
  Speaker 13: the pool.
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: So I'm like, I don't think anybody was there.
• 55:54
  Speaker 8: Did you just do it in front of the entire motel?
• 55:55
  Speaker 7: Because she kept banging on doors and nobody was answering.
• 55:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: It seemed kind of abandoned.
• 56:03
  Speaker 8: Like our other movie cliche moment.
• 56:05
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 56:06
  Speaker 8: As we later get to the hospital. It's another one
• 56:08
  Speaker 8: of those, I've thought that before and you said the
• 56:10
  Speaker 8: same thing. You're just like, How come in movies nobody's
• 56:13
  Speaker 8: ever in the hospital?
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: They aren't. I've never been to a hospital where it's empty.
• 56:18
  Speaker 8: In horror, half the time it is like a weird
• 56:20
  Speaker 8: dream sequence or something. But once you get into this,
• 56:23
  Speaker 8: it's like, no, that wasn't really a dream. It's a
• 56:25
  Speaker 8: tangent reality, I suppose. But still, it seems like in
• 56:29
  Speaker 8: any hospital.
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: Maybe she never woke up from being drugged.
• 56:32
  Speaker 8: It's all in her mind. Maybe. Now you're right back
• 56:35
  Speaker 8: to the part that I thought was stupid.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: Which part?
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: With movies.
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: When we watch the whole thing, and it's just all
• 56:40
  Speaker 8: happening in their mind.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:43
  Speaker 8: But, yeah, I don't know. That, again, is just such
• 56:46
  Speaker 8: a movie cliche.
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: It's every movie, though. I mean, just about every single movie,
• 56:50
  Speaker 6: the hospital is just completely abandoned.
• 56:53
  Speaker 8: Like, not even anybody at the desk. No, nobody at
• 56:55
  Speaker 8: the nurse's station. Nobody roaming the halls. Maybe if it's
• 56:58
  Speaker 8: the middle of the night. But even that's unusual if
• 57:00
  Speaker 8: you go to a hospital. There's somebody stumbling down the halls.
• 57:02
  Speaker 8: There's somebody in the hallway. Some nurse making rounds.
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: Some nurse playing solitaire on the computer behind the desk.
• 57:08
  Speaker 8: When she gets to... That man's playing Galaga. When she
• 57:14
  Speaker 8: gets to the desk and there's not even anybody at
• 57:17
  Speaker 8: the desk. I was like, what hospital is this? Because
• 57:19
  Speaker 8: I do not want to stay there.
• 57:20
  Speaker 5: And she's rifling around in the files.
• 57:23
  Speaker 8: Like, I don't think that's legal. You stay out of
• 57:26
  Speaker 8: those files.
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: They're personal.
• 57:28
  Speaker 8: The other thing I was going to give credit for, though,
• 57:31
  Speaker 8: is the... Go back to our director here, Tyler Oliver. Because, like,
• 57:36
  Speaker 8: watching it, like, again, for a guy who hadn't directed
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: movies before... Was this his first movie? Hadn't... He's not
• 57:44
  Speaker 8: really a big name.
• 57:45
  Speaker 10: The.
• 57:46
  Speaker 8: Like, the shots are... Like, you get several. Like, early on,
• 57:50
  Speaker 8: when we get to the, you know, as much as
• 57:51
  Speaker 8: I don't like anybody in that party... That shot at
• 57:54
  Speaker 8: the beginning, like, it just goes.
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: Through the party.
• 57:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a good shot. The entire thing is tracking
• 57:59
  Speaker 8: through the party, around people, goes in a room, comes
• 58:02
  Speaker 8: back out of that room, loops around the couch. Like,
• 58:05
  Speaker 8: the whole thing is really well shot for, you know,
• 58:08
  Speaker 8: a cheesy horror movie. That part's pretty well put together.
• 58:11
  Speaker 8: And then, like, a few minutes later when they get
• 58:13
  Speaker 8: to the graveyard and you see, like, the first time
• 58:15
  Speaker 8: all the kids start playing and it starts following all
• 58:19
  Speaker 8: of them through the graveyard. It's, again, just, like, pretty
• 58:22
  Speaker 8: creative shots. for a cheesy horror movie and i'm like
• 58:26
  Speaker 8: for a guy who i guess hadn't done much at
• 58:28
  Speaker 8: the time because i don't remember hearing about him and
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: then i looked him up this is pretty much his
• 58:32
  Speaker 8: only movie yeah he's listed as this and the same
• 58:36
  Speaker 8: year he's co-director of a documentary kenny ray fairly release
• 58:43
  Speaker 8: which sounds like something that probably never saw the light
• 58:45
  Speaker 8: of day doesn't even have a poster So in my mind,
• 58:49
  Speaker 8: he made one movie. And yeah, kind of impressively shot
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: for somebody who hadn't made a movie before and looks
• 58:56
  Speaker 8: like hasn't made a movie since. So I don't know.
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: I thought that was kind of weird. I guess he
• 59:02
  Speaker 8: moved on to just cinematographer because he did a couple
• 59:07
  Speaker 8: of shorts in like the early 2000s. And now he
• 59:11
  Speaker 8: worked on a movie in 2005. So that's the last
• 59:14
  Speaker 8: thing he's done even before that. Maybe he's a ghost now.
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: That might be it.
• 59:23
  Speaker 7: They're running around all jittery.
• 59:25
  Speaker 8: That's why I can't make a movie anymore. The camera
• 59:28
  Speaker 8: jumps all around. Does it stop some people?
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: It didn't stop the Cloverfield man.
• 59:35
  Speaker 8: T.J. Miller. I don't think he actually shot.
• 59:39
  Speaker 10: It.
• 59:39
  Speaker 7: I'm surprised I haven't seen any of these other people
• 59:41
  Speaker 7: in anything else since then. It's been quite some time.
• 59:43
  Speaker 7: Aside from Bella Thorne.
• 59:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah. She became the breakout and that's because she was
• 59:48
  Speaker 8: such a kid that she's had time to turn in
• 59:50
  Speaker 8: a actual career sense.
• 59:51
  Speaker 7: But usually you end up seeing people turn up in
• 59:53
  Speaker 7: more horror movies or more you know along the same
• 59:56
  Speaker 7: line to get killed off horribly.
• 59:59
  Speaker 8: I think like even like maybe not the other slutty
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: girls but like either our main girl or the brother
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 8: like the brother was pretty likable and like the kind
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 8: of guy you remember like immediately I was just like
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 8: I know that guy from something so it seems like
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 8: that would get him cast in.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: More things he was the one from Hannah Montana I
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 7: know that's why I know him he was Jake Ryan.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 8: But he was the rock star that she was dating I.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: Don't remember really I kind of do sadly I.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 8: Do But she, yeah, I mean, just those kind of people,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 8: like you think they would sort of get, at least
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 8: get roped into the horror world and turn up in
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  Speaker 8: a whole bunch of other horror movies.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm pretty sure her boyfriend was Bobby Briggs' older brother.
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  Speaker 7: He looked like him. They resembled each other. His hair
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  Speaker 7: wasn't as floppy and he wasn't near as pretty, but
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  Speaker 7: they did look like they had a relation in some way.
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  Speaker 8: Older brother in what time? Like when Twin Peaks was
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  Speaker 8: a new thing?
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  Speaker 7: He could be like, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: This is a tangent timeline.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. He does. He looks like he could be the
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  Speaker 7: Bobby Briggs from Twin Peaks back in the days. Older brother.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know. Anything else?
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  Speaker 7: I liked this movie. I was pleasantly surprised.
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  Speaker 8: For as cliche as many things are, as bad as
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  Speaker 8: those effects are once we get to the trash bag
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  Speaker 8: duct tape ghosts, I still kind of like it. And
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  Speaker 8: I still like the weird way that it plays out.
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  Speaker 8: And I think it is sort of original, the The
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  Speaker 8: way that it maps out the alternate timelines and how
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  Speaker 8: it just immediately kicks back and takes people out of
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  Speaker 8: the loop and nobody else knows who they are. And
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  Speaker 8: I think that's creepy and sort of well done. So, again,
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  Speaker 8: why this dude didn't make some more movies, I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: He had potential. It's the only thing he wrote, too.
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  Speaker 8: He's not even writing anything else. What the hell's wrong
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  Speaker 8: with you?
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  Speaker 7: Are we sure he's still alive?
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  Speaker 8: Did you, Tyler? Tyler, if you're out there, dude, email us.
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  Speaker 8: Let us know what's going on. Are you okay?
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  Speaker 7: Are you a ghost?
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  Speaker 8: Do you need us to come rescue you? Are you
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  Speaker 8: being held hostage? Maybe he's one of those people that's
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: like tied up in somebody's basement and has been since 2009.
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  Speaker 8: It's a good possibility. All they give him to entertain
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  Speaker 8: himself is podcasts. So if you're listening, Tyler.
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  Speaker 7: We care.
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  Speaker 8: We care. We miss you. And break free and get
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  Speaker 8: their phone and send us a text. Or call 911.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, mostly you should email us first.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Then call 911. Get yourself free. And then go make
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  Speaker 8: some more movies.
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  Speaker 7: Because it can't be no worse than half the show
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  Speaker 7: that gets turned out now. Yeah, I don't think I
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  Speaker 7: have anything else. I like this movie. I thought it
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: was fun. Two thumbs up. Some of the effects were cheesy.
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  Speaker 7: But that's okay because it's still kind of fun. As
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  Speaker 7: long as you don't look too much into it and
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  Speaker 7: try to like, is that duct tape? Is that plastic bags?
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  Speaker 7: Just be like, oh, that's creepy. And you'll be okay.
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  Speaker 8: I'm telling you, that's the cheesiest part. I feel like
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  Speaker 8: the rest of it falls into normal horror movie. Even
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 8: the cheesy... Some of the slutty girls are not the
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 8: best actresses in the world, but it all kind of
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 8: works like a normal level horror movie, cheesy acting. It's
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 8: all good, but like, yeah.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: I'm a pirate.
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  Speaker 8: See, again, that stuff is pretty funny. His drunken ramblings
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 8: about being a pirate, and then the fact that it
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 8: comes up like two more times. Like, I'm a pirate.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a pirate.
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  Speaker 8: It's a treasure chest.
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  Speaker 7: A treasure map, sorry.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 8: It's a treasure map. Yeah. Whatever that drawing was, he
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 8: made use of it.
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  Speaker 7: In the nasty hotel pool water.
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  Speaker 8: Or on the sidewalk in front of God and everyone.
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  Speaker 3: Grody.
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  Speaker 6: At least it wasn't in a BP bath.
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  Speaker 7: But in the long run, she died.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 8: On the bright side, she quickly died.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 7: I'm just saying, so that way, it erased all that.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 7: So it never happened. So whatever STD he got... It's gone.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 8: It's gone.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: But he's dead anyway, isn't he?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 8: Un-STD'd it, so it's fine.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 7: A lot of those deaths probably did un-STD a lot.
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  Speaker 8: Of people in the real world. They were all pretty
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 8: damn creepy.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: That Chad guy alone probably un.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: That was like all of them. That was all the STDs.
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  Speaker 7: His demise probably cleaned up a good quarter of that
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 7: city's population.
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  Speaker 10: Chad?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: He was sleeping with everybody.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 8: Exactly. Suddenly the free clinics or the hospital just deserted. Like,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: where's all those girls that were in here getting.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: That candy striper's okay now.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that poor girl.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: Now she's all right.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: So with that, kids, just say no to STDs.
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  Speaker 7: Say no to people named Chad.
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  Speaker 8: That too. Try not to be so slutty or dress
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 8: yourself in garbage bags and duct tape.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: That's going to be my Halloween costume this year.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: What are you talking about? I will be impressed the
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 8: person who gets it. You have to have a giant mouth,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 8: garbage bags, and duct tape. It'll be like, dude, forgive
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: me not.
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  Speaker 7: That movie's awesome.
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  Speaker 6: Paint your face gray, too.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah. Do some stripes on your lips or whatever that
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  Speaker 8: chick had going on.
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  Speaker 7: Good times.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 8: That it has been. So with that, I say we
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  Speaker 8: wrap it up.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 7: Wrap this shit on up and duct tape.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 8: Oh, I thought about that. We will return next time.
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  Speaker 8: Same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 10: Bye.
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  Speaker 7: Bye.
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  Speaker 3: Ghosts in the graveyard Now run and hide Or join
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  Speaker 3: her At the devil's side Ghosts in the graveyard Clocks
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  Speaker 3: will chime Forgotten souls Erased.
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  Speaker 11: By time The night comes, it's not.
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  Speaker 3: Too late Kill.
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  Speaker 10: The ghost or seal your fate Forget me not It's
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 10: just a game Flowers for the dead Don't you forget
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 10: It's not too late Flowers on the grave Do you remember?
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 10: You will remember her For, for, forget me not Ghosts
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  Speaker 10: in the shadows Run through the mist Once you're touched.
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  Speaker 11: You won't exist.
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  Speaker 10: Run through the darkness Scream in your head Hold your
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  Speaker 10: breath And now you're dead Midnight comes, it's not too
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 10: late Kill the ghost or seal your fate.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 8: Don't give me night.
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  Speaker 10: It's just a game. Flowers for the dead. Don't you forget.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 10: It's not too late. Flowers on the grave.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 11: Do you remember?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 10: You will remember her.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: Boy.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 10: Forgive me. It's just a game. It's not too late.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 10: Kill the ghost or seal your fate. Flowers for the dead,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 10: forget me not.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 7: Flowers on the grave, do you remember? There is just one.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 10: Flowers for the dead Don't you forget It's not too
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 10: late Flowers on the grave Do you remember It's just
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 10: a game Flowers for the dead Don't you forget It's
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 10: not too late Flowers on the grave.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 8: I don't know, but he just, like, lays on a
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 8: bed in the hotel room and thinks about her. And, like,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 8: he suddenly goes back in time.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: And I'm like.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: but.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 8: But it's, like, a real thing. He didn't have a
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: flux capacitor.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 3: He went to his.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I was like, where is the flux capacitor? He
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 8: went to, like, his professor that wrote, like, this big
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 8: thesis on time travel. And, like, that was the way
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 8: he said to do it. Like, it really was, like,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 8: their whole theory on time travel was just go to
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: the place you want to be. You have to be
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 8: dressed time-appropriate.
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  Speaker 3: No!
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  Speaker 8: That's not time travel. There's no lightning. There's no 88
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 8: miles an hour.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 5: There's no 1.21 gigawatts.
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  Speaker 8: 1.21 gigawatts. Plutonium, damn it. Libyans. There has to be
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 8: a Liby.
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