Latest / A Hamster With a Blunt Penknife - a Doctor Who Commentary podcast / Talks to Paul Quinn about his choice of The Haunting of Villa Diodati
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- 0:38Welcome back to our hamster with a blood pen knife, the Doctor
- 0:41Who commentary podcast pull Will you get the candles going,
- 0:48please Will you turn the lights down?
- 0:50There's a wind blowing and I think you've got a good book in
- 0:54you tonight. There are three good books that
- 0:59emerge from this event that we're looking at here tonight.
- 1:02Tell. Me E literary event here that
- 1:05we're about to view. Are you talking about my book?
- 1:07Are you talking about the fictional books that we're going
- 1:09to see in the next episode? Whichever.
- 1:12One you want to talk about. Oh.
- 1:13Well, mine doesn't exist yet, so let's not jinx that.
- 1:15But yeah, here we are. We're going to see the birth of
- 1:18not just Frankenstein, but also the vampire and also whatever it
- 1:25is that Byron writes during this event that may or may not be
- 1:30ripped off by John Padore when he writes the vampire also
- 1:33during this event. So this is the most important
- 1:35literary event of the 19th century that I think we're about
- 1:38to see here, turned into a kill fest by Doctor Who because we
- 1:43are looking at the. Haunting of Villa, dear Darcy.
- 1:48Now just a small caveat. Originally we were going to do
- 1:51time flight tonight. I feel as if we may have swung
- 1:53in the other direction in terms of quality.
- 1:56I I will not have shit talk about time flight and we are
- 2:01going to do in time flight and so everyone can hear what would
- 2:04have been my pitch to Orbis books black archives for time
- 2:08flight because. Time.
- 2:12Set aside, put in anthe ailing in a Papiomache racist mask.
- 2:17Spoilers for anyone who haven't seen it yet.
- 2:19There's a lot more going on in time flights.
- 2:21So that is something we are going to do.
- 2:23But yes, in terms of quality on screen, we have gone in the
- 2:28other direction in terms of quality on script.
- 2:30We're we're equal pagans here I think.
- 2:34Wow I think I think this is top five new who tell me I'm wrong.
- 2:43Do you mean top five, the revival from 2005?
- 2:46Absolutely, yes. The end of the revival as we've
- 2:49just seen it this year. I don't know if I put top five,
- 2:54I put top ten. I think it's a brilliant episode
- 2:56and I think I, it might be my favorite Jodie episode.
- 2:58I I of all the time. I, I think so, yeah, I think so.
- 3:03I don't know, I haven't watched it in a while.
- 3:05So it might be kind of new nostalgia kicking in that.
- 3:08I mean, I do, like I said to you before we come on the call, like
- 3:11I said on Jim Allenby's talk, and I think I might have said
- 3:14this so hard because I do say the same things over and over
- 3:16again. And history was much, much
- 3:19kinder to Jodie Whittaker than the Not My Who shits were and
- 3:25still are. I think this is a great run in
- 3:28the show's history. I think probably it does become
- 3:31a bit too focused on the fans, certainly when you get into
- 3:34Thomas Jordan and Flux. But it's a great series, It's a
- 3:38great run. Chipman was a great showrunner
- 3:41and I don't think there was as much bullshit going on behind
- 3:44the scenes as there had been with Russell T Davis Part 1 and
- 3:48in the revival. And certainly the kind of weird
- 3:51bin fire of Moffett ISM, which was a different type of bin fire
- 3:55from RTD. But this seems calm, structured,
- 3:59focused and you get. Cast, but get on, you know.
- 4:04And, and the fact, you know, I don't know we're going to have
- 4:06every Doctor Who back in Big Finish, but we have got Jodie
- 4:09Wicker back and she was a great ambassador for the show.
- 4:12She is a great ambassador for the show.
- 4:14She was a great Doctor. She is a great Doctor.
- 4:16And this is a great story. I do think because the reaction
- 4:20was the same mix because they're people that love this era,
- 4:23always love this error. But Mick, certainly because that
- 4:26was the case. I just think there's rich
- 4:29pickings for those people that took against it at the time.
- 4:32Now the I'm hearing it all the time.
- 4:35Or do you know what? After what's come recently, I
- 4:38went back and watched Chip Nolan.
- 4:39Jesus Christ, that's much more to my taste.
- 4:41Is it always just what's coming out now people don't like?
- 4:44Yeah, I mean, if if the current stuff is shit, you will go back
- 4:48and you will look more kindly. I think I I think I do think
- 4:53flux did become did turn it into a show for the fans far more
- 4:59than it had been previously. I think what's interesting with
- 5:0211, when you don't have any returning monsters or returning
- 5:05villains, you have these stand alone stories.
- 5:07And then into 12 it looks like that you bring the master back
- 5:10and and a great version of the master.
- 5:12You know, the revival has had two top tier masters, Missy and
- 5:18and and the master under under under Chibnall.
- 5:21And then you go full into not just something something for the
- 5:26fans, but something for the fans that they won't, may not like
- 5:29and like the timeless children. And but before that, you you you
- 5:33have this kind of sustained exercise in terror.
- 5:37It's a brilliant Cyberman. It it it's it's.
- 5:40Mad. Chip Chipnall does the Cyberman
- 5:43better than Moffat and Davis. Chipnall does the Sultarans
- 5:47better than Moffat and Davis. I as aside from series one I'd
- 5:53probably say he doesn't Daleks better as well.
- 5:55I think he just get he understands the old.
- 5:57I don't think he tries to innovate too much, he just
- 5:59focuses on what makes them great.
- 6:02Yeah, and and he does return the angels to greatness as well.
- 6:05Yeah, he does. Yeah.
- 6:08I watched this just before we came on the call and I was
- 6:12struck by the direction of this episode.
- 6:16Like I think a haunted house story is the most pony cliched
- 6:21genre TV thing you can do. And aside from a couple of
- 6:25examples, How the Ghost Stole Christmas from The X-Files is
- 6:28another great example. I think they're often let down
- 6:31by sort of leaden an atmospheric direction.
- 6:35Emma Sullivan, I think this is her only episode.
- 6:39I think she just knocks it out of the park.
- 6:42There's it's thick with atmosphere, this story.
- 6:45I mean I think Doctor Who doesn't done hasn't done that
- 6:47many haunted house episodes. So although it is a happening
- 6:50cliche, Hide Ghost Light and the funfair episode in The Chase and
- 7:01maybe Day of the Daleks. Yeah.
- 7:04It's playing with it and there's, there's, there's kind
- 7:07of some of some liftings of it for Brain and Morbius maybe.
- 7:13But it's not there that often. And so when it turns up, you
- 7:17have to do it well, because you're right, it is.
- 7:19It's the biggest cliche in TV. And of course, because you have
- 7:23some stunning examples. I mean, just last week talking
- 7:28pictures, Afro pub, no advertising whatsoever.
- 7:30Dumped maybe the greatest one of all time.
- 7:32The stone tape was there Friday night.
- 7:34John Deere. He I was was was Toby Haddock.
- 7:37He doing a tweet along to it as well.
- 7:39So you have to get it right. Otherwise it just looks like ho
- 7:43hum, just another haunted house ghost.
- 7:45Like doesn't have the greatest director in the world, but it
- 7:47gets it on the script and some of the directorial techniques he
- 7:50uses. But here you're right, it's a
- 7:52kind of a, it's a total effect. Use of camera, use of lighting,
- 7:56use of angles. A real sense of building up, of
- 7:59terror. The child as well, of course.
- 8:02Just I mean, we will talk about the child, right, because I
- 8:05could have sworn when I first watched this, I held my breath
- 8:08and I don't do that very often in doctor thinking.
- 8:11Is he going to kill that child or for a second I thought he
- 8:14was. But I do think as well.
- 8:16I do think they're they're addressing complaints about the
- 8:20era here. I think there's plenty for the
- 8:22free regulars to do, the free companions.
- 8:24They all get something to do in the story.
- 8:27So they're utilized really well. But it still has, and another
- 8:30cliche is a big cast of guest characters.
- 8:33That's another complaint about the era.
- 8:35Beautifully defined, all of them with that superb exposition
- 8:39scene where they're all dancing. So it's all done through jokes
- 8:43and gossip. So we're getting everything we
- 8:45need to know about those characters in a really fun way.
- 8:48It pushes Jodie like everyone goes, you know, Joe doesn't get
- 8:51Doctor moment. She's not heroic enough, she's
- 8:53not well. She gets some wonderful speeches
- 8:55and this she gets to confront a Cyberman.
- 8:58Jodie Whittaker has an ability to to do Cold Fury in a way few
- 9:04other actors can without it pitching into kind of being
- 9:08overplayed or underplayed. Her first truly great scene as a
- 9:12Doctor is in the Sugara experiment when she's extolling
- 9:15the virtues of the engine, and it's a beautiful moment in a
- 9:18weird old episode. It's a better episode than
- 9:20people think, but the some of the stuff here is astonishing
- 9:23and you can see why she was cast, just what a good actor she
- 9:28is and, and, and and and how she, she when she gets good
- 9:31material. And of course, the other great
- 9:33cliche of the, of the, you know, complaints is, oh, there's a
- 9:35script. It was a script.
- 9:36What? What do you mean?
- 9:38What? What is it in the scripts that
- 9:40you think is deficient? Because you're only using that
- 9:42because you know full well that if you complain about her, if
- 9:45you can't point to performance, it's because you don't like it
- 9:47because it's a woman and therefore you are just a
- 9:50misogynist. And I'm pretty sure the Venn
- 9:53diagram of people who didn't like Shuky Gatwa because he was
- 9:55black and the vendor and people who didn't like Jodie Whittick
- 9:58because she was a woman is actually a circle.
- 10:00And they're sat there in the middle, wanking furiously on
- 10:03their YouTube essays about it. But they obviously haven't
- 10:06watched her at all, frankly. And I was.
- 10:09I was at a convention right a couple of weeks ago and there
- 10:12was a. Bless you for you.
- 10:14In the queue for like I was, I wanted to get a Peter Davidson
- 10:18picture because I these one of the few doctors I haven't, and
- 10:21she's banging on about the chimney era and she's going, Oh,
- 10:24well, you know, nothing against Jody or anything like that.
- 10:27This woman in the queue, really loud woman.
- 10:30She wants everyone to hear her, but it's the writing that I just
- 10:33couldn't get on with her. She dressed up, wait, wait.
- 10:36And then in the next second, she's extolling the virtues of
- 10:39the robot revolution. I was like, well, there we go.
- 10:45I mean, I'm not going to tell you about that because of course
- 10:47we are going doing RTD Series 2 who aren't we?
- 10:52So we'll, we'll, we'll, but that's an interesting choice.
- 10:57But I don't think all those complaints are without merit.
- 11:01I think occasionally there can be too much exposition.
- 11:04I think occasionally there are too many guest characters, and I
- 11:06think occasionally the regulars don't get enough to do.
- 11:09They're just sort of ciphers in the scripts.
- 11:12But I do think this episode gets all those things bang on.
- 11:16The problem of course and it's Darren Davison. 3 companions is
- 11:20a lot and if you haven't got 7 episodes of the TARDIS crew
- 11:25dragging themselves over mountains to get down to Peking,
- 11:30you know you run out of things for the companions to do.
- 11:32Which of course is why you have to kill off Adric.
- 11:36And I think once Ryan leaves, actually, you can see that their
- 11:42focus in 11 on Ryan is probably the miss focus because it
- 11:47ignores Yas and Yas is a really great companion And the
- 11:51relationship. I mean, I know Meg has spoken on
- 11:56videos of me about the the the kind of baiting that goes on in
- 12:01the relationship between Yas and the Doctor.
- 12:03And it's really heavily handedly addressed in the reality war
- 12:08when when Whittaker comes back. And it's kind this kind of tras
- 12:14RTD pointing out what Chipnall didn't do and that he shouldn't
- 12:17have done. Well, let's wait and see what
- 12:19everyone then writes to say what RTD did that he shouldn't have
- 12:23done, but he did it anyway. When when we get, you know, if
- 12:25we ever get Doctor Who back on the telly again and it's not on
- 12:27on on CBeebies, right? It's not going to be appropriate
- 12:30for them to address that. But this once you get it down to
- 12:34two, which is more natural number of companions travelling
- 12:39or one for preference in new who then you can see just how good
- 12:44that targets team is. 3 is a different juggling act.
- 12:47It doesn't always work, but it does work here.
- 12:49You're absolutely right here. I've just listened to Vampire
- 12:53Weekend, which is the first Jodie Big Finish.
- 12:56So it's just her and Mandip. Yeah, and they get loads of
- 12:59Jewel Ox witty fast when that chemistry is on fire.
- 13:04And actually, those scenes in Halloween Apocalypse where it's
- 13:07just the two of them, it's gold. I know.
- 13:11I love that. And I think that was a good
- 13:13choice to put him in there. Very likeable.
- 13:15And they made a great threesome. But yeah, you're right, I think
- 13:19maybe 3 was too many, despite the fact that I like all three
- 13:22characters. Oh, no, they're all fine.
- 13:24And you can you can see, you could see combinations of the
- 13:27doctor and two of them. And it's it's brilliant.
- 13:30But 3 is too many, I think in in the current shape of a of a
- 13:37Doctor Who story, because the 45 minutes is a really testing
- 13:42amount of time in television terms, because it's only really
- 13:4542 minutes once you take out the credit sequence.
- 13:48And then you've got to have a story, you've got to have a
- 13:50villain, you've got to have other characters, and you've got
- 13:53to have something for your companions to do.
- 13:54And eventually you end up with, let's just have them asleep in a
- 13:58delta wave machine feel 4 episodes.
- 14:01Fuck it, that will do. Ryan Mcgraham could be at the
- 14:05casino just playing, you know, playing at the crabs tables.
- 14:08Yeah, I mean, you, Yeah, you, you, you with the weaker
- 14:11episode, I think do suggest that.
- 14:12But the stronger episodes, I mean, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm
- 14:14gonna, I'm gonna piss people off here.
- 14:16What's it? Battle of Razaks before or
- 14:17whatever it's called. That's a great episode.
- 14:20All you think is you can come at me.
- 14:22I can be found online. You can tell me what I think.
- 14:24That's a great episode. Pirate Planet with a budget.
- 14:28It's not, it's not untrue. It's got messed up Jedi in it.
- 14:32It's got suddenly Tim Shaw is a genuine threat and you can see
- 14:37what Children was doing. Wicker's brilliant, but the
- 14:39three main the three companions have got something to do.
- 14:42Graham there's a moral choice there and it's it's awesome.
- 14:46So on it when it works, it works really, really well.
- 14:49I. Don't think Can You Hear Me does
- 14:51that as well. It gives all three of them a
- 14:53very different mental health plot line and approaches that
- 14:56subject in really different ways with each of them.
- 14:58I think they absolutely can do it.
- 15:01I've got one more question then before we press play, and that
- 15:04is I know because we had a quick conversation off Mike a second
- 15:07ago that you have some issues with the Witch Finders for its
- 15:13historical accuracy. Yeah, well, this is delving
- 15:17into, you know, a more recent history and a very important
- 15:23moment in literary history. Any issues here?
- 15:28No, but that's because one, I'm a hypocrite, 2.
- 15:32I've been drinking. And three, what it's asking you
- 15:37of history here is different to what it's asking in the witch
- 15:39Finders. So the witch finders, what is
- 15:42it? Is it meant to be Pendle, isn't
- 15:44it in 1610 or 1612? Sorry, here comes the old early
- 15:48modernist bore hat on. And there is indeed a witch
- 15:52trial in Pendle. It's particularly nasty one and
- 15:55but it's probably to do with the fact that because it's
- 15:57Lancashire, you've got Rex and Catholics there.
- 16:00And so it's probably an attack on survivors in the Catholic
- 16:04community. James the 1st is nowhere near
- 16:07Pendle at that point. James doesn't do it.
- 16:09And and the fact that they've got a woman as the witch Finder
- 16:12is odd because it was the the most famous Witch Finder from 20
- 16:15years later, of course, is Matthew Hopkins, who of course,
- 16:18famously is played by Vincent Price in in Witch Finder General
- 16:23and Michael Reeves 2nd and final film.
- 16:25It's a great piece of folk horror.
- 16:27But yeah, I think I'm, I'm, I'm kinder to that now than I was.
- 16:31I played a few years ago. It's a piece of hope horror.
- 16:34I think it's brilliant and just as a piece of horror.
- 16:37And to be fair, as historically inaccurate as it may be, Alan
- 16:41Cumming is very funny and I can't remember her name her from
- 16:46Downtown Abbey as Becca. So it's she's.
- 16:49Aaron. Osborne Finnegan, isn't it?
- 16:51That's it, she's fantastic in that role.
- 16:54I mean, I think Alan Cummings really deserves a much better
- 16:58story than this and Lux. Well, he's got two shots now,
- 17:02all right. Yeah, well, maybe please at some
- 17:06point, maybe because he deserves it, because Alan Cummings is is
- 17:10brilliant. But Lux, yeah, he's he's better
- 17:12as soon as the first. I think I.
- 17:14Watched her show the other day, you know, with him and Miriam
- 17:16Margulies because they're busy mates, sort of.
- 17:18Going around. Going around Scotland, yeah,
- 17:21it's King James and the Meep. Hang it out.
- 17:25Very odd. It's stranger.
- 17:27You can put those combinations together, can't you?
- 17:29Anyway, sorry, historical accuracy and digitality.
- 17:33Well, it, it kind of all you need is that they're there
- 17:37because of course it, it doesn't really dwell on Frankenstein or
- 17:43the vampire or Byron's career, because by Byron's interest in
- 17:47this and that he's kind of a bore.
- 17:49He's trying to seduce the doctor and the doctor just isn't
- 17:52interested in this walking cock. And but he does get the kind of
- 17:57really twisted relationships there that Byron shagged his way
- 18:00through that and they're attempting to get back together.
- 18:03And so you do get quite a a nice in miniature idea about this,
- 18:09this relationship between Byron and Shelly.
- 18:13Obviously it's irrelevant to, to to the episode, but I mean, what
- 18:16happens after they're in the villa and Polidori writes the
- 18:21vampire, which was the first major vampire fiction.
- 18:25I've got a a student in the third year, he's working on
- 18:28vampire fiction at the moment. And so they've done this,
- 18:32they've done the vampire as part of a wider look at the vampire
- 18:37from some texts are probably Stoker uses.
- 18:40So when the vampires believed to be to be real and then going all
- 18:44the way up into Buffy and how the at the 19th century, the
- 18:47vampire shifts have been about the vampire to be an encoding
- 18:50for something else. So about sexuality or about
- 18:55foreign invasion or about the crisis of masculinity or about
- 18:58about AIDS. I think what you get into the
- 18:5920th century and Polidori. Polidori seems to have killed
- 19:03himself. He's accused of plagiarism when
- 19:06he publishes the vampire there. Everyone thinks his Byron has
- 19:09written it, although it's clearly his Byron is the vampire
- 19:11in that. And so there's an interesting
- 19:14story that they didn't touch on because it's kind of irrelevant.
- 19:17What they want is, as you said, it's a haunted house.
- 19:20Here they are. They write these two major
- 19:23texts. I mean, obviously the vampire is
- 19:25largely unknown, but of course it leads to Camilla and then it
- 19:28leads to Dracula and then this kind of whole vogue for, for
- 19:32vampires in fiction, which broadly always speak in Dracula.
- 19:36The, the, the idea of the sexy vampire, I think does come from
- 19:39here. And it is, it's Byron himself.
- 19:41It's interesting that in this story they undercut the notion
- 19:44of Byron's seductiveness. The Doctor is immune to it and
- 19:47he never tries it. Yes.
- 19:48I don't think I'm is remembering that.
- 19:51No, really Interesting. There is just the Doctor that he
- 19:54tries, right? Scene as.
- 19:55Well, I mean, it's kind of, it's really interesting use of some
- 19:59of the scenes that we'd be familiar with from Pride and
- 20:02Prejudice, for example. So you said about the dance,
- 20:04about the gossip. It's really making use of.
- 20:08Those type of scenes in in Jane Austen, but more particularly in
- 20:11the TV adaptations of it. So it's a really literate piece,
- 20:14but it's a really silly literate piece as well.
- 20:16And I love it to bits. But I haven't seen it in a
- 20:18while. So I might discover something
- 20:20here that I might go, I don't really like this Joe.
- 20:24Why can't we watch Time Flights? We're going to watch Time
- 20:27Flight. Don't you watch Shalom bash
- 20:29Warren on. Oh God no, that's racist.
- 20:32Shut up, Joe. Lasting, Lasting.
- 20:36And that is another the one criticism I really want to bring
- 20:41up because you know how people say about the first female
- 20:46doctor and we didn't get enough gender politics in the show.
- 20:53Yeah. In the same way that, you know,
- 20:54Shooty Gatwald was hired and the very first scene he shot was the
- 20:58end of dot bubble. I think there is, it's just
- 21:04subtle. I think it's there in the witch
- 21:06finders. Absolutely, because she's not
- 21:09considered, you know, she couldn't be possibly be the
- 21:11witch Finder general because she's a woman.
- 21:14She's there for innate gossip or whatever he accuses her of.
- 21:17It's absolutely here in Diadati and then in War of the Sontarans
- 21:23as well, where the general refuses to acknowledge military
- 21:26advice from her because of her, because of her gender.
- 21:30So I think it's there that Chip Norway is just, he's a more
- 21:33subtle writer than. David, come David's become a
- 21:37very, very didactic, verbose writer.
- 21:40I think the only time that really works, and again it it's
- 21:43one for when we look at the second season of Shuki Gatwa, is
- 21:48when in the machine of the story, it's the Doctor as a
- 21:52black man as opposed to the Doctor being played by a black
- 21:56man. And it's very, he says in my
- 21:58black skin. And it's really interesting then
- 22:01that it's becomes the Doctor is black, not that the Doctor being
- 22:05played by a black man. I'm almost willing to bet
- 22:07though, just because of how that episode turned out, that that
- 22:11was the one that RTD had the least.
- 22:14I don't think he. Changed Oh, I'm sure that's
- 22:16true. I'm sure that's true.
- 22:18I mean, I, I, I love I like the last five episodes of that
- 22:21season There there's there's a there's a spoiler for what's to
- 22:24come, you know, in a in a clear sign of insanity.
- 22:28I am going to defend the reality.
- 22:31So will I, don't worry, not wish I look, but Jesus.
- 22:35Well, look. Should we go in and watch this
- 22:37haunted house story? And because perhaps you can tell
- 22:40me what the mysterious ghosts that Graham keeps seeing
- 22:44throughout the episode are all about.
- 22:46Because we don't ever get an explanation.
- 22:49I mean, there's probably a bit of sapphire and stealing that as
- 22:51well somewhere. That's about a thick with
- 22:53atmosphere. Well, do you want to count a
- 22:54suit? 321.
- 23:01Here we go. Let's see if this can play.
- 23:05Is that playing? Yeah.
- 23:07You've got a Lake Geneva and a house on a hill.
- 23:10Which of course, if you know, you know.
- 23:13And if you don't know, it gives you an indication of where you
- 23:16are at least. I won't keep banging on about
- 23:20the direction, but I will say that pretty much every shot in
- 23:24this episode. Is amazing when you get the shot
- 23:28of the cyber man but you don't know it's the cyber man on the
- 23:30lake when it appears. Got a genuine chill then where I
- 23:35rarely get with Doctor Who. No, I do.
- 23:37You know, when I got it was when the Cyberman first goes up to
- 23:40the baby and looks down and the face, it's, it's all kind of in
- 23:45shadows and it's not quite a Cyberman's face.
- 23:47It's really ghoulish. I mean, it is.
- 23:50There's a lot of the Borg in this.
- 23:52I think it made me think when they opened the drawer in Q who
- 23:57and the baby's lying in the drawer.
- 24:00But, but scarier, they go further.
- 24:02Oh, yeah, this is much scary. Yeah, yeah.
- 24:04A bit where he says, well, we will get there because I think
- 24:07he's, I think this is Chipnall addressing a Moffet trope about
- 24:11love conquers all. The bit where we think that
- 24:14Shelley's going to convince our Shad because she says, you know,
- 24:16you're a, you're a father. You know love conquers all when
- 24:19he just goes no, no, I slit their throats.
- 24:23I mean, Chipnall, I think Chip was more realistic, I think.
- 24:29Oh Paul, I love the Butler man, he gets so much comedy in this.
- 24:35Well, again, it's playing with a trope, isn't it?
- 24:37The what what the Butler's doing these type of things.
- 24:39They're the murderer or they're the last week killed.
- 24:43I think in Anthony Reed's episode of Saffron Still, which
- 24:47was again is the haunted house episode which is not liked but I
- 24:51I really like that. Which one?
- 24:52The first one. No, it's the one where it's kind
- 24:56of like they go back to the 1930 and it's.
- 25:00With that crazy old woman in it, yeah, it becomes a murder
- 25:02mystery. But I love the fact that he
- 25:06keeps popping into the room and scaring the shit out of Graham
- 25:08all the time. He just sort of emerges.
- 25:10Isn't he? He's like, because butlers are
- 25:12scary in these things. They've become a cliche, haven't
- 25:15they? Because the Butler is
- 25:16everywhere. So here we are.
- 25:17This is Byron, isn't it? With Mary Shelley.
- 25:19And I forget the other woman is is it Byron's sister or is it
- 25:23Shelley's sister? I can't remember now.
- 25:24You know me, but why didn't pay attention at school?
- 25:26Is this all accurate then? This did occur.
- 25:29Well, by Byron is on a lake in Geneva in 1816.
- 25:34Byron does have a complicated love life, including Shag and
- 25:37his own half sister, and the Shelley's are on the lambs.
- 25:41They do end up there. And of course there is.
- 25:43I forget the other woman is who's trying to wreak into the
- 25:45relationship with Byron. Because Byron is the great
- 25:48shagger of the early 19th century.
- 25:51So is it accurate? It's accurate in terms of what
- 25:54we think about Byron because of course, famously he's mad, bad
- 25:58and dangerous to know. What's interesting here is he's
- 26:01not the focus, and he's a kind of.
- 26:05I do like the pay off at the end though where he tries to.
- 26:08He basically says to the woman who's trying to Rick into the
- 26:10romance, come on, let's go and fuck, and she just goes no Sir,
- 26:13the spell is broken and walks away from him.
- 26:16I mean, what's interesting, I, I said this to you in a, in a
- 26:19message, yes. And I've said it before about
- 26:22how Chipnall, Chipnall's use of history is very similar to what
- 26:26Horrible Histories had done and were doing.
- 26:29So of course, if you look at who he who he includes in his story,
- 26:33so Rosa Parks famously, then you have partition Mary Seacole.
- 26:41Mary Seacole, who? There's a whole song about Mary
- 26:43Seacole, and it's been really important to and that's why the
- 26:47right really don't like Horrible Histories.
- 26:49They've kind of gone off the boil about it, but they were
- 26:52really wild. On Chipnor, who either, really?
- 26:55It's interesting, but Chipnor does pick these type of figures
- 26:57that Horrible Histories are looked at who've been overlooked
- 27:00or that you challenge the assumptions or the the kind of
- 27:04the approved appearance of these figures.
- 27:06And so this is Byron. He can't seduce anyone in this
- 27:09episode. What says the right?
- 27:12You're celebrating women in history.
- 27:15Outrageous. Well, because he does it as well
- 27:18with what's her name? Oh God, Byron's daughter.
- 27:26Love Lace, is it? Or Curt?
- 27:27Oh. Ada.
- 27:28Ada, yeah, really a key figure who's been overlooked because of
- 27:33because Babbage. Babbage has got better PR and of
- 27:36course she's absolutely crucial to it.
- 27:37And that's a nice link there, of course, that you're able to take
- 27:41those two characters and you run them across the across the
- 27:45episode. I love this.
- 27:45Nobody mentioned Frankenstein and don't interfere.
- 27:48So it's like Hartnell's there for a second, you know, do
- 27:50rewrite history. I mean, do you know what my mark
- 27:53was doing when I was watching this early?
- 27:55He was going, Oh my God, imagine if this was the first Dr. Ian
- 27:58Barber and Vicki, he goes, it would be great.
- 28:01Which you could. Imagine.
- 28:03Oh, it's all in the house. Yeah, I think you could you.
- 28:06Mentioned the chase earlier. Yes, I think yeah, I think there
- 28:10are there's there's a lot of links back to Season 1 and
- 28:14season 2 in Chippenham. I think here we are of the
- 28:16dancing that we've seen. If you've watched Emma with Ramo
- 28:20Lagari in it, if you've seen it in Pride and Prejudice, of
- 28:23course, which is the other story.
- 28:25It really kick starts the the resurrection of this type of
- 28:29classic TV with Andrew Davis script.
- 28:32Like most of it. Of course, the one before it is
- 28:34is Middlemarch and with all of this is coming into play here I
- 28:37think, but as a whole. Catches you up with all of these
- 28:41people, with such economy. You know who these people are at
- 28:44the end of this scene. There is, there is tremendous
- 28:46narrative economy here. It's a great, it's a great
- 28:48technique here. It's a sign of of a of a great
- 28:51writer and a great script editor and a great showrunner.
- 28:53And like just it's not always done as good as this.
- 28:56Like I, I really like ascension of the assignment that comes
- 28:59next, but you know, when sort of this is yet Lamy and my name is
- 29:02Ko Sharma. So I don't want to be a bit
- 29:05functional, but it is exceptionally well done here.
- 29:08I think that, I think the, the, the difference is that they're
- 29:12dealing with real people here. And so some of them.
- 29:16They keep coming back to the kid, don't they?
- 29:18Do you know, it's that like that?
- 29:19You keep seeing the kid. I It's working in two ways, of
- 29:23course. Or three.
- 29:24Maybe it's the old George Lucas thing.
- 29:26If you want to elicit a reaction in an audience, you show them a
- 29:30puppy and you threaten to break its neck.
- 29:33We've got something going on here, haven't we?
- 29:34Then when the Cyberman is there with the child, but of course
- 29:38it's moving us forward to significant children, we get to
- 29:41the end of the season and the doctor as a child maybe go back
- 29:46to Season 6 as well. You could write, you know, the
- 29:48most spine channel book of all time.
- 29:50So again, very heartening, telling everyone not to
- 29:52interfere and then getting involved and then she comes back
- 29:55with or we could just do another quadrille, you know?
- 29:59You you really? You like the line in the
- 30:03Unicorn, don't you? Or is it the wasp in the
- 30:05uniform? Yeah.
- 30:08I mean, I can't stand that. I, you know.
- 30:11Yeah. Gareth Robin, he's he's bloody
- 30:14awful. Oh, look, I know about this
- 30:17literature and we could be really funny with it.
- 30:19He just, he really annoys me. But here I think it works
- 30:23because there's a serious intent beneath this, whereas I I never
- 30:26took Shakespeare code seriously, which is odd given I'm going to
- 30:30pitch a book on it. I don't think the comedy in this
- 30:33undermines the horror. Oh, no, absolutely not.
- 30:36I think I think it works the way comedy is meant to work in
- 30:38horror. It alleviates and the tension,
- 30:41the picture drop in there, what's the point of that?
- 30:43It's just because it's, it's, it's it's.
- 30:46Every cliche, isn't it? The vast smashed?
- 30:49You've got the thing there from the Addams Family, for fuck's
- 30:52sake, running around. Oh, Bradley Walsh is great.
- 30:55Oh, he's. So funny.
- 30:56Do you know what I love? The fact is he literally says I
- 30:59was just looking for the Carlsey.
- 31:00You know, he's gone off looking for the loo and then the the
- 31:03what? The Butler comes and gives him a
- 31:05piss part and goes. There you go.
- 31:08But again, an important learning moment for the children in the
- 31:10audience, if they're left at all, is that there's no indoor
- 31:13plumbing. Yeah.
- 31:15But I love as well, I love that everything is explained within
- 31:18this story except for these two ghosts that he keeps seeing.
- 31:24Because I think at this point in Nuhu, like the the classic
- 31:27series, pretty much said ghosts aren't real, right?
- 31:29There's a scientific rationale for ghosts.
- 31:32Whereas at this point in Nuhu, I think all bets are off.
- 31:40So you get you get a wonderful scene between her and Yas here.
- 31:46I can't remember her name, the woman who's trying to romance
- 31:48Byron, where Yas actually acknowledges how she feels about
- 31:52the doctor. You get a wonderful scene
- 31:54between Ryan at the at the piano.
- 31:57And obviously you get that great stuff with Graham wondering
- 32:00about looking for the loot. I just think there's there's
- 32:02lots happening. Let me check this.
- 32:05Oh, yeah. It's, it's it's Shelley's step.
- 32:08It's Shelley's step. Sister Claire Claremont.
- 32:12She had been involved with Byron and she's trying to rekindle the
- 32:15relationship. I think this might be the first
- 32:19hint that Yas has feelings for the Doctor.
- 32:22The unrequited relation. Yeah, the first.
- 32:24Time, it's acknowledged. It's a very good use of
- 32:27mirroring here, isn't it? That, that the Claire is?
- 32:30Yeah, As in Byron is the doctor. And that would be right, of
- 32:34course, the outsized personality who maybe doesn't take notice of
- 32:37the small people behind them or just drops them there.
- 32:40If I'm slurring slightly, dear viewers, it's because I have
- 32:42been drinking. Or not, don't worry.
- 32:45And I'm still drinking now. So, you know, this might be a
- 32:48different version of Paul that we usually get.
- 32:49You'll note lack of swearing and a bit of Yeah.
- 32:52You're not calmer than usual, you know, you're slightly
- 32:56anesthetized. Is that what you're saying?
- 32:58Ghosts are interesting, aren't they?
- 33:00Because I hadn't, I hadn't, I hadn't tweaked that before.
- 33:02Like I said, I haven't watched this for a while because this
- 33:04kind of, you know, it was about two hours ago we decided to do
- 33:07this, didn't we? Rather than and I in that time,
- 33:10I cooked dinner, eaten dinner and bathed one of my sons.
- 33:12So and then taking the computer from the other one who was
- 33:15watching the the faceless ones at bedtime.
- 33:17Just enough time to pull together a few thoughts, you
- 33:20know, before watching. Yeah, Byron the great shagger.
- 33:23And I mean, it's 2 great egos, of course, because even yeah, I
- 33:27mean people who can't downplay Whittaker, you ignore the fact
- 33:31that the Doctor is a huge egoist.
- 33:35Well, she doesn't stop talking. She's always the focus of the
- 33:37room. You get that at the end, don't
- 33:39you get that at the end of Flux? So I watched that again last
- 33:41night because I meant to record some thoughts for you, but I had
- 33:44my thoughts when when the whole ego thing that the time appears
- 33:50in the form of the person who's talking to it.
- 33:52So it had been a 0 swarm. And here it is as the doctor,
- 33:56the giant ego. And here is the giant ego with
- 33:59with with with Byron. This is that's John Polidori,
- 34:04isn't it? Now he's he's Ryan.
- 34:08I think Tosin is way more likeable than people suggest.
- 34:14No, I, I, I don't think people really like Ryan at all.
- 34:20I don't get that. I don't get that.
- 34:22I, I think the point I don't, I think there's inconsistency
- 34:24there because his dyspraxia was really important in the ghost
- 34:29monument, I think. And there there's, there's a
- 34:31kind of sense in which they set him up to be the focal figure in
- 34:35this season. And I just don't think it works.
- 34:37They're not, they're not running through the whole season with
- 34:40him as the focus. What I love is there's a couple
- 34:43of moments throughout his run where he the masculinity is
- 34:47punctured. So the bit in the ghost monument
- 34:49where he goes in with the gun, like, yeah.
- 34:52And then he goes, oh, just runs away.
- 34:54It's so funny. But in this, in this, when
- 34:57Polisuri challenges into a chill, it's like, and he's all
- 35:00mouth until he goes off to get a gun.
- 35:02There's like, Oh my God, he's getting a gun.
- 35:03And he's like there with his fists up, like what's pathetic.
- 35:07It's an interesting culture because because Ryan is very
- 35:10involved in gaming culture, isn't he?
- 35:13I think is what we told her. That's why he's able to shoot up
- 35:16all those robots in the ghost monument and and again in at the
- 35:20end of the season. But when he's faced with the
- 35:22possibility of actually facing a human with a gun, suddenly the
- 35:27kind of the violence by one step removed it it it overwhelms him,
- 35:35I think. And it actually it's quite it's
- 35:37quite an important character moment, but also to highlight
- 35:40just how different this culture is to our own.
- 35:45That kind of sense of formal honour code almost is what
- 35:50you're looking at here. And of course, as they're slowly
- 35:52unpicked, because of course this is about what happens when you
- 35:55take these figures, you put them into this kind of a liminal
- 35:59space where it's still in Europe, it's still in kind of
- 36:03like cultural centre of Europe. But you've got Byron who's kind
- 36:07of rejecting the the cultural mores, the sexual mores, and
- 36:14then you put a kind of killing machine that's gone even beyond
- 36:17them. There's a sense here about kind
- 36:19of, it's almost Nietzschean, I think of moving beyond
- 36:22contemporary morality. And then you put a figure that's
- 36:24kind of a band of morality whatsoever, and that's a Shand.
- 36:29One thing, one thing about the areas of this, one thing about
- 36:33Ryan, though, yeah. And I think I'm going to make a
- 36:37comparison to shoot his doctor because I think like he he, they
- 36:41put the emotions front and foremost with Shooty Stockton.
- 36:44Yeah, he's always giving emotion all the time.
- 36:47And so I don't I, I don't really feel anything.
- 36:50Whereas Ryan is always underplayed and he holds it a
- 36:55lot of it back. You remember that scene in
- 36:57Resolution where he's talking to his dad and he's so eloquent
- 37:00about how he's feeling. And do you remembering, Can you
- 37:03hear me? When he goes to his friend who's
- 37:04suffering from depression and he and he, he's not all over him.
- 37:08He's just there with him. And then he gets him to a
- 37:10counsellor at the end of the episode.
- 37:12And it's such a responsible take on a young Black.
- 37:15Character. I think resolution is
- 37:17interesting because of course, isn't it resolution where you
- 37:20have that awful joke about the family at Christmas with the
- 37:23phones and watching the TV? Yes.
- 37:27I mean, it made me want to eat my own head, it was so bad.
- 37:29And yet at the same time, you've got this kind of really nuanced
- 37:34look at exactly as you've described there.
- 37:37You've got a young black man whose dad is fulfilling the type
- 37:41of cliches that the right always want us to think in terms of
- 37:43black men and, and, and, and parentage.
- 37:46And the son who's a product of that relationship or a product
- 37:50of that figure is very different what the tabloid press want us
- 37:55to think. And I think the difference
- 37:57between what Chip has done here and what RTD will go on to do or
- 38:01has just done is like night and day.
- 38:03And I think, I mean, again, I don't want to say too much now
- 38:07because it was, I want to pick it up when we actually do it.
- 38:09But I think Davis's decision to go to war against the Not My
- 38:15Doctor mob, which is clearly what he does in the second
- 38:18season and it's all the way through that it was necessary,
- 38:22but I don't think it was done particularly well.
- 38:25Whereas Chipnor is really kind of chipping away at these kind
- 38:29of tabloid constructions of masculinity, of rape, subtly
- 38:35made. Important words, yeah.
- 38:37Maybe too subtly, yeah. Because of course he's realized
- 38:40that he's doing drama, not polemic.
- 38:42And I think that's that's the difference between what we had
- 38:45now, the he or we're watching now and what we've just watched
- 38:49on for the last 8. People say Jodie's not
- 38:53doctorate. Her putting on that hat with the
- 38:55enormous feathers. I mean, come on, Jodie.
- 38:59Is the Doctor, I don't. This is absolute nonsense.
- 39:02And I suppose because we'd had Capaldi before that and and we
- 39:06took three years to decide what type of Doctor we wanted Capaldi
- 39:09to be and it was a lethal mistake and I'm still staggered
- 39:14that too old hand to live through season 22 made that
- 39:18mistake. It's absolutely ridiculous.
- 39:21I was watching the Brothers the other day while I was taking a
- 39:24break from doing AI investigations and and it was
- 39:27season 3. So, so Baker is is there and I
- 39:30was struck by just how good he is in the brothers.
- 39:34But then he's too close to the 6th doctor.
- 39:36And I think part of the problem is that, as I, as I said on on
- 39:39blue sky, the six doctor is Paul Maroney.
- 39:44And that's a problem, because he's a villain, whereas Paul
- 39:47Maroney is very precise. He's very clipped.
- 39:50He's very like Jeremy Rhett's Holmes, if you could also be
- 39:52kind. He's a great model for the
- 39:54Doctor. I mean, unlike Capaldi, there
- 39:57wasn't really a big Jodie role before this that you could
- 40:00compare a Doctor to, so it was sort of like an open field for
- 40:04her to do. Yeah, that's true.
- 40:05But I think, I think, I think Malcolm Tucker hangs heavily
- 40:07over and Steven Moffett hangs heavily over Capaldi because
- 40:12Moffett has written himself just as RT, as just as J&T saw
- 40:17himself in in Colin Baker. Whereas Whisker's biggest role
- 40:22for the TV audience was in Broadchurch, where that's.
- 40:27She is not the central figure though, no.
- 40:29Even that's not the symbol, isn't it?
- 40:31Yeah. I mean, I don't really like
- 40:33Broadchurch. I think.
- 40:33I think Chipple's much better with this.
- 40:34I'll have Broadchurch, yeah. I mean, I have seen in at 11:00
- 40:40that, I mean, I, I thought she was the doctor from when she
- 40:42fell for that train. But her scene in 11 that
- 40:44absolutely like cemented who her doctor was for me was when she
- 40:48blew a kiss to that frog on a chair.
- 40:50Just like that's who she is. Well, I mean, the best thing in
- 40:53in Twice Upon a Time, which is a terrible story.
- 40:57Yeah. Again, you can come at me or you
- 40:58can say, well, Paul, you're some type of sage pointing out how
- 41:02bad a story was that didn't need to be there.
- 41:04The best scene in that is Jodie Wickinger at the end by a
- 41:08country mile. It sweeps away the kind of awful
- 41:11mawkishness this this notion that the Doctor had to give a
- 41:16speech to the next Doctor like they're two different people.
- 41:18Chippel doesn't even do that in power.
- 41:20The Doctor, he just said tag you're it and she's gone.
- 41:23And then Davis fucks it up because you put you put tenant
- 41:26back in in a different outfit because Lord knows he couldn't
- 41:30wear what Jodie was wearing. Whereas Billy could wear what
- 41:33shoes he was wearing or have her face slapped on.
- 41:35Anyway, we're getting there again.
- 41:37Yeah, we're, we're moving away from from what is, oh, look how
- 41:41beautifully shot that is, because you would think the
- 41:43candles are providing the only light in that room.
- 41:46So it's a bit I. Mean I I kept saying to Mark
- 41:48this is all candlelit and he went, no, it's not.
- 41:51I mean no, but it's supposed to be.
- 41:52It looks like it is. A model for that was Wolf Paul,
- 41:56of course. You can see how it's building on
- 41:58what people are now used to from this kind of a different genre
- 42:02completely. And it's positioning this as
- 42:05this is historical drama, this is important drama, this is
- 42:08something worth your time. When it's the the candles and
- 42:12the lightning, when a shadow appears, the atmosphere is
- 42:17thick. I mean, all of this.
- 42:19And they play this trick a couple of times and they do it
- 42:22through very clever trickery. The first few times of them
- 42:26going down the stairs and then coming back on the landing
- 42:28again. It's all very Castroval, very
- 42:29recursive occlusion. But then in a very funny moment
- 42:34worthy of classic Who, Jodie literally walks out the door and
- 42:37then comes back in the door and the camera don't move at all.
- 42:40And it's such a cheap show, but. Look at that now.
- 42:43Look at that now. I mean, that's better than most
- 42:47what we've seen with all the Disney money.
- 42:49Yeah, although you better describe it because people
- 42:53aren't looking at what we're that.
- 42:55Scene where the nurses come in to look at the child and again,
- 42:58back to Joe's point, how often the child keeps coming in up in
- 43:02this to close the window that's closed and we've just seen a
- 43:05flash of light and there's something is illuminating on the
- 43:07other side of the lake. Holly Door is walking through
- 43:10walls now, I mean. Probably always really
- 43:14interesting. Look here, look at this shot.
- 43:15The camera just stays still. She walks out and then she just
- 43:18walks back in again. They're using tight camera
- 43:21angles really, really well in this because of course then of
- 43:25course we have limited perspective and we can't see
- 43:27what's there in the darkness. And so that builds on our fear
- 43:31of just what's there in our peripheral.
- 43:33Vision, look at this shot on the stairs.
- 43:34I mean, come on, it's gorgeous. You know, it's got one thing in
- 43:39common with Ghost light. The design is very striking.
- 43:43As we know, I do think Ghost Light's the greatest Doctor Who
- 43:47script of all time. And you know, Plug, I will be
- 43:49talking about the Ghost Light novelisation in London in two
- 43:52weeks Today, in fact, I'll have finished.
- 43:54We'll know whether it was great or shit by this point in time.
- 44:01I see all the candles are going out.
- 44:03This cannot be good news. Yeah, do you know what's great
- 44:07about The Butler as well is the comedy relief for the first
- 44:10half. Then when a Shad appears it just
- 44:12snaps his neck dead. The.
- 44:15Comedy relief is murdered horribly.
- 44:17Oh, isn't it because it was any other production?
- 44:20He survived because he's comedic, but he has to die at
- 44:23this point in time just to show how bad a Shand is.
- 44:26He's kind of two creepy fat totems.
- 44:30I mean, they've clearly watched What's that ghost story with
- 44:36Nicole Kidman and and oh. The others.
- 44:39The others, yeah, yeah, there's a clear sense of the others here
- 44:43and it's that Deborah Carr thing that that adaptation of Turn of
- 44:47the Screw. So because although, although we
- 44:51think it's Frankenstein and I suppose a Shan might be a
- 44:54Frankenstein type figure, the Turn of the Screw is really
- 44:58working through this as well, of course.
- 45:00And there's a bit of Mr. James here as well, of course.
- 45:02I think it's it's a brilliant evocation of established TV
- 45:06tropes and established narratives.
- 45:09The fact that it sues an explanation for everything, you
- 45:16know, usually that would be a problem.
- 45:18Doctor Who, I don't think there's a problem here.
- 45:19We've been praising Chipnall to the high heavens.
- 45:22This is a Maxine Alderton script.
- 45:23She does this and she does Village of the Angels.
- 45:26Yeah. And I think she is a stand out
- 45:28from this era. I mean, Chipnall may not be the
- 45:31best writer, but he's the best showrunner.
- 45:34I agree with that. Therefore, he can spot the
- 45:36talent, and I don't think there's any ego around Chipnall.
- 45:40In a way, that ego has developed around Russell T Davis.
- 45:44I think it's significant that Chipnu isn't on Twitter.
- 45:48He's on Blue Sky now I think, but Blue Sky is a very different
- 45:50place to Twitter. He's got a book.
- 45:53He's. Got a book?
- 45:53He has got a book which I'm quite interested to read
- 45:55actually. We'll do that for the book club
- 45:58one day. A colleague of my new Chipnall
- 46:01when he was just on just appearing, they were all up at
- 46:03Carton TV for pitching and Chipnall was the only one who
- 46:06didn't have an agent. And my former colleagues thought
- 46:08this is kind of sense of naivety and kind of quite, quite
- 46:12innocent on the part of of Chipnall.
- 46:14I mean, I, I've said to you before, I didn't have a great
- 46:17deal of time for Chipnall up until Season 7 and those two
- 46:22stories in Season 7, I did see then this could be a showrunner.
- 46:27And I think he was a great showrunner.
- 46:28I think he's been the best showrunner of the revival.
- 46:33And I think he, I think I mean this and, and Village of the
- 46:36Angels, they're stand out moments for me.
- 46:40Is it because now you know, I there was a long discussion
- 46:43Village of the Angels was the only episode in that flux
- 46:45strictly that all kicked out, and it was mostly because.
- 46:49What the fuck was wrong with you?
- 46:54Well, you should have been there.
- 46:55I mean yeah, but I was ruining the dreams of students by
- 46:59revealing the fact they'd use AI.
- 47:01But I the the biggest complaint was it was relying heavily on
- 47:06classic Doctor Who trope, and I think Dylan's had the same
- 47:10complaint about this one before, you know.
- 47:12The sort of all wrong with that. Well, that's what I said.
- 47:15I said, well, yeah, but that's because it works.
- 47:17Look. At this, I mean, this is
- 47:19absolutely horrific. What the baby guy missing?
- 47:24The baby missing and and the kind of a bit of a skeleton
- 47:27that's been already around the place, which is I don't think
- 47:30this is classic who this is this is this is lots of other
- 47:33sources. It's true, but I don't think
- 47:35it's classic who the same. I'm not quite sure the point
- 47:38about Village of the Angels of Classic Who where.
- 47:42You know it's isolated village, you know where spooky things are
- 47:46occurring. Right.
- 47:48That's not just classic. Who is it classic?
- 47:50Who's lifted that? From other sources, I mean.
- 47:55The fella playing Polidori right?
- 47:57It does a lot of comedy reactions that are really funny.
- 48:02Just open the window because it's getting warm.
- 48:04Oh, this is great. This scene is great.
- 48:06So they literally spell out all of the mysterious things that
- 48:09are going on one after one. They're people that don't stay
- 48:12dead, bones that are walking, blah blah blah blah.
- 48:14It just catches us up on everything.
- 48:16So it means Maxine also. Window there.
- 48:18She's very aware of everything she's set up.
- 48:21Oh, it's. Generically aware?
- 48:23Absolutely, because it's playing intelligent games with witness
- 48:25cliches. In a less assured writer, it
- 48:29would just be the witness cliches there on the screen.
- 48:31I don't think you get that here or in in Village of the Ages.
- 48:35Frankly, I'm bilious now that you put out.
- 48:37I haven't listened to the whole episode.
- 48:38You see, that's the wrong. I haven't had time and I was
- 48:40meant to record this. You can insert me into like some
- 48:42type of floating head. And I was going to you coming in
- 48:46like Heartnell from the Three Doctors.
- 48:47It wasn't, it just wasn't happening.
- 48:49It's just been, it's just been a manic month, but it's all right.
- 48:53Look at this shot of them looking out the window and then
- 48:57a shout. It's essentially you've taken
- 49:00Pride and Prejudice and you've put them into a horror film that
- 49:03look at that. Just that alone is a great idea.
- 49:07Beautifully done. It's actually, well, I mean,
- 49:11you've already had Pride and Prejudice in zombies by this
- 49:13point, of course. So it's already aware that there
- 49:16is this kind of pastiche sub genre where you take classic
- 49:20literature and you put a zombie into it.
- 49:21It was old hat then, but it's long enough ago that it doesn't
- 49:26necessarily pure old hat now. And it's just so we're halfway
- 49:30through the episode and bam, here's a sideman, but like, no
- 49:39sideman we've ever seen. No, I mean it, it it's the
- 49:42Cyberman, the Cybermen. I mean, up until this point, I
- 49:46think the best Cyberman you've had in the revival is the head.
- 49:51In the. Pandora Heroes in the Pandora
- 49:52Heroes. Yeah, I agree.
- 49:54I think that worked really really well.
- 49:57The rest? Say, well, nothing time.
- 49:59But I don't think that's a great sideman story.
- 50:01It's it's a good story. It's a great story and it has to
- 50:06have that kind of transformation element to it.
- 50:09Therefore it has to be the Cyberman.
- 50:10But he knew who has suggested the Daleks can transform people
- 50:14as well. Of course, Chibnall did it in in
- 50:16Asylum and the Daleks haven't he?
- 50:18So it's no longer just the preserve of the Cyberman.
- 50:21They transform people. But this is different.
- 50:23This is what if the cybernisation process, to use an
- 50:27old who term, goes wrong and you don't remove emotion and what
- 50:32you get is hate and fear and. And she's she brings all of that
- 50:38up in a minute in a wonderful scene with a Shad where she she
- 50:41mocks him for his half conversion, how emotional he is.
- 50:45Don't tell me she ain't doctorish, for fuck's sake.
- 50:48I don't think it's Frankenstein though.
- 50:50Why not? Well, for a start, Frankenstein
- 50:56is a story about birth. If you read the book or if
- 51:01you've seen the staging at the National with Cumberbatch and
- 51:07Johnny Miller to the two Sherlock Holmes where they
- 51:09played the creature and Frankenstein on on Ultimate
- 51:13Night. So we actually saw it at the
- 51:14National years ago with Cumberbatch as Frankenstein and
- 51:18Johnny Lee Miller as the creature.
- 51:19And it's always the creature from the book.
- 51:21It's not, it's not a monster. It's the creature.
- 51:23And if you read it on the way they staged it, it's a birth.
- 51:28And so Frankenstein becomes the kind of perverse mother to this
- 51:32creature. And then the creature learns
- 51:36because it's about education as well, but it has a very limited
- 51:40education. So it, one of its key texts is
- 51:44Paradise Lost. And so we it learns hate, study
- 51:49of revenge, immortal hate, and courage never to submit or
- 51:51yield, as Satan says in Paradise Lost.
- 51:53And so the creature learns that. And so then it starts to stalk
- 51:56its creator. And of course, crucially for
- 51:59those who who know the the the book, although I don't think it
- 52:01always appears in film adaptations, it makes Victor
- 52:05Frankenstein make it a mate because it it, it has this, it
- 52:09still has the need. So the child is significant
- 52:12here. The creature can't have a child,
- 52:14but it wants a child. Whereas in here the creature has
- 52:16killed its children. Therefore it's the killer of
- 52:18children. He just.
- 52:19Snapped her neck. I mean, this is an astonishing
- 52:22suspense sequence. I mean, what, what they've done
- 52:24and it can again, it's because it's, it's after the, the
- 52:28Nationals staging of Frankenstein, Frankenstein rapes
- 52:35the creature, rapes Frankenstein's fiance and then
- 52:38kills it because Frankenstein makes a mate for the creature
- 52:43and then he destroys it. And then they, they, they, they,
- 52:46they, they hound each other at the ends of the earth because it
- 52:49was the, because it's a narrative within a narrative.
- 52:52If Frankenstein, the last shot you get is Frankenstein pursuing
- 52:56the Creature across the ice in the Arctic.
- 52:59What he just said there. Don't be afraid little 1, you
- 53:02will be like us. Yeah, not only is it fabulous
- 53:05line, but I think turning that child into a sideman is worse
- 53:09than killing it. It's the ball, it is the ball.
- 53:13It is horrible. I mean just how that was all
- 53:17shot with them hiding her with the baby.
- 53:20You can just hear the baby muffled.
- 53:22Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sideman smashing his way through
- 53:24the room and then hearing, and then slowly turning.
- 53:28You can't stop a baby crying if he doesn't want to stop crying.
- 53:32That's such a great move there where you get the half that
- 53:36looks like a kind of messed up a regular assignment, and then
- 53:38suddenly it's the one thing the Cyberman shouldn't be.
- 53:41It's still partly human. I'll tell you what it is.
- 53:43Yeah, if it isn't Frankenstein. It is pleasingly nasty in a way
- 53:47that the Cybermen rarely are. Though The thing that pisses me
- 53:51off about the assignment is they're usually just played as
- 53:53thick robots. You know it's.
- 53:55The great complaint about Holmes, isn't it, that Holmes is
- 53:58always about loss of identity and transformation.
- 54:00So the one opportunity that he has to do the sideman and he
- 54:03misses it completely. But of course, if you read the
- 54:05scripts, you know what he's working with.
- 54:06What Jerry Davis said presenting the best thing would I mean, I
- 54:09like Revenge of the Sideman, but the best thing if you'd be
- 54:11looking in terms of transformation was get rid of it
- 54:13and start again. But it's.
- 54:15Why I like, I know it's accidental, but it's why I like
- 54:18seeing the eyes in the 10th planet Cybermen.
- 54:20It's why I like seeing the mouth in the Earth shock Cybermen.
- 54:23It's just a reminder. It's why I love the listen
- 54:26conversion scene in Attack of the Cybermen because it it
- 54:29literally homes in on the most terrifying thing about the
- 54:33Cybermen. Also when when Vaughan is shot
- 54:36but doesn't die and then you realise he's partly converted.
- 54:40Yeah, but this just doesn't just with visually, right?
- 54:43Yeah, it's really well done because the sidemen usually are
- 54:46not done well. And it's, it's, he's sort of
- 54:49scarred, isn't he, on that, on the part of his face looks like
- 54:52it's mangled his face in the process.
- 54:55I mean it doesn't make sense then the rest of the season why
- 54:57they want to kill everyone because the whole point of the
- 54:59sidemen is they need to convert because that's how they survive
- 55:01because they can't fuck anymore. It's always the great mystery
- 55:05about the Borg, isn't it? Why have they got that child in
- 55:08that drawer? Where's it come from?
- 55:09It's only later on you as it must have stolen from someone.
- 55:12It's like, that's why I find what's that two-part of that 90
- 55:16minute special when when you get into 7 and 9's background and
- 55:20the. Oh, Dark Frontier, Yeah.
- 55:22Yeah. I mean, it makes no sense in
- 55:23terms of the wider chronology with the idea that they take the
- 55:25child and they turn her into a Borg.
- 55:27It's really horrible. And that's working through here,
- 55:30I think. Yeah.
- 55:32I'm just pleased that Chipper was willing to go there because
- 55:35Moffett wouldn't have done that with a kid.
- 55:37No way. No.
- 55:38No, no, he would. But then it's different how
- 55:41they're using children. I mean, what's intro Moffett is
- 55:44that he does what he does with Melody Pont.
- 55:47As a rule, you wouldn't expect Moffett to leave a child
- 55:50abandoned in an alleyway, dying in New York.
- 55:54Yeah. Yeah, I mean that that all feels
- 55:57very unmoffit, like, frankly, given how important Amelia Pond
- 56:02is and it's about a fairy tale and the Doctor, it ends with the
- 56:05Doctor telling her a story. But of course, throughout that,
- 56:07what you then discover through six and seven is actually the
- 56:10Doctor can't protect her. The Doctor is just a fantasy
- 56:13really, and he's not there to protect her when when he needs
- 56:16to. Whereas here a Shan doesn't do
- 56:20what you think he's going to do. But it's nothing to do with the
- 56:22Doctor intervening. It's a kind of interest in you.
- 56:27The child is kind of separate from the Doctor in some respects
- 56:30in in quite an interesting way. All I'll say is, is the moment
- 56:34where Shelley reaches out to Aschad.
- 56:36Yeah, I was convinced that we were going to do another one of
- 56:39these love conquers all endings. No.
- 56:42I was absolutely convinced because I've seen it so many
- 56:44times. And then when he says it's, it's
- 56:46horrific, Paul, that I'm having a reaction to him saying he
- 56:49killed his children. Yes, punch in the air, you know,
- 56:53but. Here we are would be it would be
- 56:56to be historically inaccurate towards Shelley herself.
- 56:59Of course he can't do that because of course Shetty's
- 57:04Shetty's life becomes a bit of a bin fire.
- 57:06You know, they get caught up they get accused of radicalism
- 57:09more radical than maybe they are they they you know, people who
- 57:12can't make them manoeuvre away from supporting revolutionary
- 57:15France in 179394 with the terror Wordsworth man who's the Shetty
- 57:21group don't so they can kind of denounces as as as radicals and
- 57:26dangerous to Britain. And it was Austin writes about
- 57:30this encoded in Northanger Abbey.
- 57:32So then to have gone with something kind of mawkish and
- 57:35trite around Shelley would be just just just wrong.
- 57:39Frankly, Chipnall's too. He's too intelligent a writer to
- 57:44do that. I think Shand is just brutal and
- 57:50he can't be reasoned with and therefore there's no sense in
- 57:52which love will conquer all and they'll go off high skipping it
- 57:56and he might kill himself. He's just, he's designed just to
- 57:59terrify and. People were saying why did they
- 58:02bring him back in Power of the Doctor?
- 58:03Because it was fucking cold or Jesus Christ.
- 58:08The problem is he's not in it enough.
- 58:10No, he doesn't make an impact though.
- 58:13He does, but he's not in it enough.
- 58:14There's too much in power of the Doctor.
- 58:16It's kind of we're overwhelmed in that.
- 58:19It's too much. I love it all, every kiss to the
- 58:24past that's there and there's so many of them particularly.
- 58:27What comes after it? I think we were absolutely
- 58:29spoiled there. We were kind of glutted with it
- 58:31and that beautiful end where the kind of survivors network sits
- 58:35down and Ian Russell clearly already sinking into the
- 58:39dimension that's going to overwhelm and then gone just
- 58:42just too soon. It was it was really well done.
- 58:45What's interesting, of course, is they got could get
- 58:47performances out of Bonnie Langford in that they could get
- 58:52a performance out of Bonnie Langford at the end of season 1
- 58:55of RTD 2. But Christ on a bike, she's
- 58:58bloody awful at the end of RTD 2.
- 59:01Holy Mary, Mother of God, that. Whole universe is just an
- 59:05experiment to her. I mean, I'd like to think that 6
- 59:09minute scene of everyone standing around listening to two
- 59:12egos talking was a deliberate parody, but I just think he was
- 59:16just shit. That's how you have a lot of
- 59:18guest characters and give them fuck all to do.
- 59:20This is This is Shelly, isn't it?
- 59:22Why, when the doctor says you know I will not lose anyone else
- 59:26to the Cybermen, is she talking about Adric or Bill?
- 59:29Bill. Bill Meg will tell you when it's
- 59:31Bill and and and it's important to make that it is Bill.
- 59:35It might be both of. You know, I hate having that
- 59:39whole shot in her. I just thought that.
- 59:41Was I can't watch that. I it's a great, it's a great two
- 59:44parter. I absolutely can't watch it.
- 59:46It's just too sad. It's too much for me.
- 59:48I've become horribly sentimental I think since my children were
- 59:51born. And so I find nastiness really
- 59:53difficult. I always find horror films
- 59:55difficult anyway, so I was surprised I got through this,
- 59:57but I was glad I did because I think it's really well done.
- 59:59So this is Shelly, isn't it now? Finding my Siberian.
- 1:00:04This bit I could live without and like Jack having sent the
- 1:00:07message about beware the lone Cyberman, I could have done
- 1:00:10without all of that, frankly. This is really beautifully shot,
- 1:00:14of course, because of course this is kind of here's the
- 1:00:16natural world. He's a romantic poet.
- 1:00:19So he's in order to the natural world.
- 1:00:21And then you dump the great part of nature into this dark space.
- 1:00:24I, I, it's, it's visually, visually it's in continuity with
- 1:00:30or it agrees with what the script is telling in a way
- 1:00:32Doctor Who sometimes isn't. This is kind of a totalised
- 1:00:37picture of Doctor Who, what it could be when you spend the
- 1:00:39money on it, historical or well of course.
- 1:00:42And we've said before, haven't we, when we did ghosts like how
- 1:00:44well Doctor Who can do. Here we're explaining the vast,
- 1:00:48the ghost, everything. So I I figured at this point,
- 1:00:55yeah. OK, All right, So we're going to
- 1:00:56get an explanation for everything.
- 1:00:57The doctor says the whole thing's like a panic room.
- 1:00:59That's why they're going in the outer rooms and then back into
- 1:01:01them again. So what about the ghosts?
- 1:01:03That Graham soon we never find out.
- 1:01:10And there's even that gag at the end.
- 1:01:11We go, oh, come on, Doc, you've got an explanation for that,
- 1:01:13haven't you? And she goes, have I?
- 1:01:16That's it. I mean, it's a better gag, you
- 1:01:20know, it's a better in line than what's that bollocks at the end
- 1:01:23of some Moffett episode where don't you know, Pond or whatever
- 1:01:27the hell, You know what, I eat some shit there.
- 1:01:29I think at the end of Amy's Choice, which is an episode I
- 1:01:33love, but there's a final line there somewhere.
- 1:01:35I just want to keep the screen race.
- 1:01:37It kind of just feels like a Moffett ISM.
- 1:01:39Where is this? Did you see that then, Paul?
- 1:01:41AI from the future, You see, this is how bad it's going to
- 1:01:44get. AI is epoxy will kill us all.
- 1:01:48I mean, I'm looking around the state of this house and all the
- 1:01:50books that I've got and the books the children have got
- 1:01:52because of course they've inherited that for me.
- 1:01:55But actually, after the last few weeks, I think we need the books
- 1:01:58because the tech Bros will destroy them.
- 1:02:00And then we'll be relying upon what they tell us to think on
- 1:02:04their machines. And we're not watched over
- 1:02:06machines of of of love and compassion, whatever the hell
- 1:02:09Alan Curtis episode is called. Oh, the fury that Whittaker
- 1:02:14brews up now and she turns it on her friends and she very rarely
- 1:02:18does that. She's blazing, Ryan says at one
- 1:02:25point. We'll just let him kill him.
- 1:02:27If that's what he wants. Let him kill him.
- 1:02:31It's just one life. There we go.
- 1:02:37I I'd like that there's a moral dimension to this as well.
- 1:02:40Or immoral, as far as Ryan's concerned.
- 1:02:43Well, it's a great PN to literature as well, of course,
- 1:02:53which, you know, I like as we hear the the death knell of the
- 1:02:57humanities. What are they for?
- 1:03:00You know, reading does make you more empathetic, I think.
- 1:03:04But. Everybody is allowed an opinion
- 1:03:07in this room. It's full of people and they all
- 1:03:09give their say on this choice. Oh.
- 1:03:11Yeah, that's true, that democracy.
- 1:03:13But you know, that does end up with like, just kill him.
- 1:03:20I just love it because I've been going with this flat team
- 1:03:23structure thing for so long, and she finally goes, yeah, until
- 1:03:26the big choices need to be made. Look at her.
- 1:03:31She's furious. Whittaker does Fury really,
- 1:03:35really well. Usually quite few, but here
- 1:03:38because it is, it's that doctor, doctorish thing, isn't it?
- 1:03:42A single life. What is it?
- 1:03:44What is it on, on Schindler's ring?
- 1:03:46He who saves one life, saves the world.
- 1:03:49And it's writ large here, I think.
- 1:03:50And and then of course, because it's Shelley, because of the
- 1:03:54impact that he'll have on on on the world after his death,
- 1:03:57because of his literature. I don't know.
- 1:03:59I mean, Shelley's and he's as good as some of the other
- 1:04:02writers around that period, but he's still a significant figure.
- 1:04:04He's also a Sussex figure, of course, because his family have
- 1:04:06got land outside of Horsham. So, you know, I'll have to big
- 1:04:10him up there. Ada Lovelace, of course, he's
- 1:04:12related to she's the her daughter is married to Wilfred
- 1:04:22Scarwin Blunt, who of course lives in Worth and he's
- 1:04:25important around here. What do you think about this
- 1:04:28great Macguffin, then the Siberian that kicks us into the
- 1:04:31last two-part? It's nothing, isn't it?
- 1:04:33It's, it's, it's horseshit. It's just, it is, it's just a
- 1:04:37Macguffin. I don't, I don't really know
- 1:04:39what it is. What is it?
- 1:04:40Is the Cyberman's consciousness or something?
- 1:04:42It's. All the intelligence that he can
- 1:04:44take the to reactivate all the cyber army after the great cyber
- 1:04:48wars or something. I don't care.
- 1:04:51Ice bollocks. I watched Attention to the
- 1:04:55Sidemen recently. I really how was up.
- 1:04:59Oh, it's a great two par. What are you talking about?
- 1:05:01I mean, Davis should have watched it and gone.
- 1:05:02That's the model someone said, didn't they on on your flux
- 1:05:05episode that that that's what David should have looked to for
- 1:05:08a model. He abandons that absolutely and
- 1:05:10he should look to this how to write an end of season as well.
- 1:05:15What a three-part end of season. Three-part raw, one off.
- 1:05:18Season 11 is a great end of episode.
- 1:05:20I'll repeat that. You're fucking laughing like you
- 1:05:25don't know. I don't.
- 1:05:26Mind it. That's a brilliant this is a
- 1:05:31great end of season as well. I I've got no time for Heaven
- 1:05:37sent. It's a great performance like
- 1:05:39Capaldi, but on either side of it. 2 great episodes.
- 1:05:42Yes, Heaven. You know Hell sent, Hell Bent or
- 1:05:44whatever the fuck it's called is a great story.
- 1:05:47Here is, though, the greatest Cyberman of all time.
- 1:05:51Oh, without a doubt, certainly the most chilling.
- 1:05:56I mean, it's a great performance though as well, Is it?
- 1:05:58It's not just a. Yeah.
- 1:06:04That's it. She's going to take the Mcguffin
- 1:06:06off him. Yeah, I do like the fact that
- 1:06:09the Siberian chooses the doctor as well.
- 1:06:13I'm a bit tastier than you. This bit kind of is boring and
- 1:06:20frankly it just makes me think of a Nightmare and Silver.
- 1:06:27Who is it who thinks Nightmare and Silver is the best sideman
- 1:06:30story? Of nemesis Michael Storm.
- 1:06:33What the fuck? Wow, you know we've all you.
- 1:06:35See, the square is kicked in here now by this we've all got.
- 1:06:38Quirks, you know. There's quirks and there's
- 1:06:41quirks. You think every Rd. leads back
- 1:06:44to Underworld for God's sakes? Only when I'm looking to go
- 1:06:48people, as I told you earlier today, gold, gold, lacerate
- 1:06:52raised whirlwinds as far as Tynan used to say.
- 1:06:56I'll tell you what I love it is that obviously he says I'm
- 1:06:59literally going to use my ship to blow up this entire planet
- 1:07:02unless you give it to me. So she goes, oh all right, have
- 1:07:04it. And then she goes right .1 is
- 1:07:09I've saved everyone .2 as now I've got to go and sort out all
- 1:07:13the fucking consequences of what I've done during .1.
- 1:07:18So basically she ends this by making an enormous mistake.
- 1:07:23Well, yeah, I mean, because of course they've been won by Jack,
- 1:07:26haven't they, in Fugitive? Of.
- 1:07:30The of not fusive from the jejune rod, if you're listening
- 1:07:34to this call, I know your point, I take it, but that's the title
- 1:07:38whether you know, whether you like it or not, you.
- 1:07:41Don't listen to this for a while.
- 1:07:45You can edit this show. You know me.
- 1:07:49And so there's this weird sense of Jack already knows this.
- 1:07:52I don't know how he knows this, and I don't know why he needs to
- 1:07:55come back to warn about the Lone Cyberman.
- 1:07:58It's it's a bit. What?
- 1:08:01Oh, yeah. He's taking it, hasn't he?
- 1:08:02That's why, yeah, the doctor has made a terrible, terrible
- 1:08:05mistake. But Shelley is alive and the
- 1:08:07child is alive and actually, everybody lives apart from the
- 1:08:11Butler. So they, you know, I like.
- 1:08:12That I like that. She goes, he goes oh, fucked up.
- 1:08:16OK, I better head to that two parter now and sort it all out.
- 1:08:20But that's important, you see, because that's an important
- 1:08:23trope in Doctor Who. When the Doctor makes a mistake,
- 1:08:27it's cataclysmic. And it's pertly, isn't it?
- 1:08:34He has to, he has to see his fear.
- 1:08:37And like the Mehabilius crystal, he has to go and face what he's
- 1:08:40done. That's what you've got here.
- 1:08:42And of course, that's a sign of not in necessarily the
- 1:08:46scriptwriter, but the figure over that, the showrunner with
- 1:08:51an absolute awareness of how the show works and what it means for
- 1:08:55the Doctor to get it wrong. And the Doctor will then have to
- 1:08:59go and and and and make things right, even at the cost of
- 1:09:02themselves. This is wonderful, I told.
- 1:09:06You where is the shop? I have no idea.
- 1:09:08It's beautiful though, isn't it? Is it the same place where they
- 1:09:11shot the thing in Sweden with the frog or Norway with the
- 1:09:15frog? Oh.
- 1:09:15Maybe. The the woods look quite
- 1:09:18similar. This is an overseas though, this
- 1:09:20is definitely. Oh, no, no, no.
- 1:09:22Was that shot overseas? No, I don't think so.
- 1:09:24That was Cardiff as well. There's, there's quite a bit of
- 1:09:26matting actually in it takes you away.
- 1:09:30But here I love it where she says the spell's broken to Byron
- 1:09:33and then Polidori walks up to him.
- 1:09:34You think he's going to say something witty and it just
- 1:09:36gives him a little smile and walks off.
- 1:09:39Hey, you know, on one level, it's reflective of how their
- 1:09:42relationship collapses. And yeah, they, they they part
- 1:09:46company. And Polidori probably kills
- 1:09:48himself. And here's Shelley.
- 1:09:53Sorry about the sneak peek of your deaf mate.
- 1:09:56Well, of course he is. You know, he does die young,
- 1:09:59doesn't he? Byron will die when he goes off
- 1:10:01to fight for Greek independence, and then Shelley will die
- 1:10:04because he's just a sickly figure.
- 1:10:06What's that film? Bright Star, isn't it?
- 1:10:10Bright Star or some of some of called the we want to see that
- 1:10:13very early Doors. My wife cried at that.
- 1:10:17I think you're right, Paul. I think this is where they shot
- 1:10:20a take shot in. Very.
- 1:10:22Very similar. What's interesting that was I
- 1:10:24was really interested in that, but in like just because it's
- 1:10:27interesting enough in of itself, but don't think about in terms
- 1:10:29of Norwegian folklore and that sense of place.
- 1:10:33And I thought they they really skewed where I thought they were
- 1:10:36going to go with it. I drum what makes me a GOG is
- 1:10:39just how much location work there is in Chiba's time and how
- 1:10:42little location work there is in RTD too.
- 1:10:45He doesn't. He doesn't.
- 1:10:46He's not interested in it. He's not interested in place at
- 1:10:50all in that second run. It's bizarre A.
- 1:10:54Story in the engine I can tell most of that's filmed in some
- 1:10:56back alley in fucking Cardiff. No, they were hardly going to go
- 1:11:00to It's Nigeria, isn't it? Well, they would have done in
- 1:11:02Chippenhall's time. They certainly went over.
- 1:11:03Yeah, that's the point. That's the point, isn't it?
- 1:11:06I'm just, there's a kind of quiet brilliance in Chippnall's
- 1:11:11three years as the dot, as the showrunner, and it's not showy,
- 1:11:16but it is showy. But it's showy without, I
- 1:11:18suppose, because he's not there going.
- 1:11:19It's all marvellous, dear. It's all marvellous.
- 1:11:22Chip was kind of anonymous almost.
- 1:11:26I mean, we know he's not because of course we all remember when
- 1:11:28he turned up going, what the fuck were you doing right in
- 1:11:30that shit? And packy Gore.
- 1:11:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Stick it to the stick of these
- 1:11:35two old cunts in there. Check trousers.
- 1:11:38But kind of he's withdrawn from that and what you've got here
- 1:11:42and like this is maybe because I don't know that a spy 4 like I
- 1:11:47can't stand actually, I don't really understand spy four and
- 1:11:50and then it's kind of hit and miss me season 12.
- 1:11:52This this I loved on 1st viewing.
- 1:11:55I haven't been able to listen to it here because I'm talking over
- 1:11:58it and I've got it turned out on my phone, but it's a great
- 1:12:02episode. It's a.
- 1:12:04She is the universe. Oh yes.
- 1:12:08Yeah, a bit, a bit of Shelley there.
- 1:12:10Not even like the obvious Shelley, not even Aussie Mandy's
- 1:12:12King of Kings. It's just it's more interesting
- 1:12:14than that. And it's not exactly what you
- 1:12:16were supposed to do, right? It's given you a fun and scary
- 1:12:19haunted house story. It's given you a bit of history.
- 1:12:22Yeah. And it's set up the final two
- 1:12:24parter as well. It's also got one of the great
- 1:12:27arrangements of the theme tune. Oh, that key drop.
- 1:12:31I hate the way it's kind of been written out of the history of
- 1:12:37the revival. The the music from Chippenhalls
- 1:12:40run. That's an amazing version.
- 1:12:43I'm going to have to stop that because it's going straight into
- 1:12:45and that's thankful later on, isn't it?
- 1:12:48Straight. No, no, no into Ascension.
- 1:12:52I don't think that was a particularly effective
- 1:12:54commentary, but I think it was a very interesting conversation,
- 1:12:57Joe. So we'll have to see what your
- 1:12:59what your view is. I disagree.
- 1:13:01As usual, you bring in all these fabulous sources.
- 1:13:05What I am going to have to ask you to do though, before we go,
- 1:13:08is try and sort of pull your thoughts into a semblance of
- 1:13:12order and give me free things to recommend this episode, and I'll
- 1:13:17do the same. You start with one, then me,
- 1:13:19then you, then me, then you, then me.
- 1:13:21Jodie Whittaker's performance. Yes.
- 1:13:25Again, this demonstrates just what a great doctor she was.
- 1:13:29She can do light, She can do exposition.
- 1:13:32She can do fury. Quiet and overt.
- 1:13:35She is the doctor, whether people like it or not.
- 1:13:39A great doctor. A genuinely great doctor.
- 1:13:42The first? No, not the first.
- 1:13:45There's been a couple of examples in Chipper's time
- 1:13:47already, but this is written and directed by a woman.
- 1:13:52And it's to his credit that he brought in a female doctor, that
- 1:13:56he brought in focus on female historical characters, that he
- 1:13:59brought in a ton of women to write and direct the show.
- 1:14:04And now I know you're not that keen on enlightenment, are you?
- 1:14:07That was that was the one time in classic Who when we had a
- 1:14:12female writer and director. It's glorious in many, many
- 1:14:15ways, but I think, and I think this is true of the books as
- 1:14:22well, because Kate Orman, Jacqueline Rayner, when women
- 1:14:25come in, they just bring something different to the show.
- 1:14:28And I'm not, it's not just quality.
- 1:14:32It's a palpable difference to to what Nicholas Briggs and all
- 1:14:36those alpha men are bringing. And I think it's here in spades
- 1:14:40in dear Darcy. So just just the women?
- 1:14:43I think what's interesting, of course, in the in the long
- 1:14:45history of Doctor Who, I think I think Ian Dawn and Dorian Linsky
- 1:14:48make this point in their origin stories episode on Doctor Who is
- 1:14:53how the first season with Lambert as producer and then
- 1:15:00with Warrick Hussain as director.
- 1:15:04You know, these kind of marginal figures.
- 1:15:06You know, a woman from a Jewish background, a gay man of colour
- 1:15:12from is it is it a Muslim background with Hussein?
- 1:15:15That's a more radical reduction team that you're going to get
- 1:15:18from most of original Doctor Who until, you know, maybe J&T.
- 1:15:23But even then and that India, as you say, that's when you start
- 1:15:25to get women as writers and director because Mary Ridge is
- 1:15:28there, even though Mary Ridge has got like really pulls a
- 1:15:32short straw with Terminus. Look at the work she does for
- 1:15:36Blake Seven. Look at what she does for like
- 1:15:38more conventional drama. Paddy Russell, of course, is
- 1:15:41there from from very early on. Of course she'd worked with
- 1:15:46Cartier. So of course, you know, she goes
- 1:15:49right back to the very birth of TV drama.
- 1:15:51And so there's a sense in which Chipna was reconnecting with
- 1:15:55that egalitarian past of Doctor Who where you've got women in in
- 1:16:00really significant places. And Barbara as well.
- 1:16:02Of course, if we go back to that original that that TARDIS crew,
- 1:16:05just how important Barbara is as an as a slightly older female
- 1:16:10figure, authority figure, as a teacher.
- 1:16:13Look at how she stands up to the Doctor in the Aztecs.
- 1:16:16And there's a sense in which Whittaker's Dr. is a lineal
- 1:16:19descendant of Barbara as much as of these Doctor figures.
- 1:16:23And so that's Chippenham long term fan who's aware of where
- 1:16:27you've had it in the past and where it's kind of been like
- 1:16:31suppressed, almost not not deliberately suppressed by male
- 1:16:35showrunner, CIS white male showrunner, CIS white male story
- 1:16:40editor, CIS white male majority cast.
- 1:16:43In. In Knew who?
- 1:16:45Yeah, before she came along. Yeah, absolutely.
- 1:16:49You've got what, Helen Rayner in RTD one, I think that's the one.
- 1:16:52The one woman that's given a big role either writing or
- 1:16:57directing, and you've got Rachel Tulalay in RTD Two.
- 1:17:01Sorry, Moffitt's time. Are there female writers in
- 1:17:04Moffitt's time? There's not many.
- 1:17:05No, I think I think we have to think about how important Julie
- 1:17:08Gardner and Jane Tranter are in. RTD one, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:17:13And Gardner is crucial because Gardner is the quote UN quote
- 1:17:17normal viewer who's able to go to the two fanboys.
- 1:17:21What about the normal people? And what's interesting is how if
- 1:17:25you if you if you listen to the commentaries on the box set for
- 1:17:28Season 1, which of course is always strange because
- 1:17:31Eccleson's not there because he walked over at that point.
- 1:17:34And that's why Barrowman was so important, because he fulfills
- 1:17:37that role where Eccleson should be both in terms of the
- 1:17:40commentaries but also in terms of promotion of the series.
- 1:17:45You can hear how Gardner is still both.
- 1:17:47She's a fan, but also she's a we and a not we at the same time.
- 1:17:51So there's still a point at which she can go, this is really
- 1:17:54good. We shouldn't do this because
- 1:17:56there's, you know, what are you going to do with the ordinary
- 1:17:59members of the public? So I think, I think Julie Gunn,
- 1:18:01although of course, you know, Eccleston has called for them
- 1:18:03all to be sacked. And there might be like a point
- 1:18:07at which you go, maybe he's right.
- 1:18:09Lucy McCall, if you're listening in, you know, you and I were on
- 1:18:12Rod's bust and we had that conversation.
- 1:18:14But there's still that figure there.
- 1:18:16But you're right, by and large, you don't get it in the revival.
- 1:18:19It's. Like, that's like the New
- 1:18:20Adventures, right? They have Rebecca Levine
- 1:18:22steering the rudder and just Kate Horman writing books.
- 1:18:26And otherwise it was all a load of blokes.
- 1:18:27I don't think it's good enough. Whereas as soon as Chivas comes
- 1:18:31in, you've got a female writer for Rosa for The Witch Finders.
- 1:18:34I think it's a writer and director for The Witch Finders.
- 1:18:36A female writer for Can you Hear Me Villagers the Angels Eve of
- 1:18:40the Daleks is directed by a woman legend to the Sea Devils
- 1:18:45is directed by a woman. Like there's I just think he he
- 1:18:49does better. He does better.
- 1:18:51But I think with Chipnall, it's that this is the best person for
- 1:18:55the job. Not necessarily I want a woman
- 1:18:57in here because I'm going to make some very progressive
- 1:18:59point. And there's a sentence in which
- 1:19:00is entirely natural and it's entirely right, which again we
- 1:19:04come back to the point, this is a really well run production
- 1:19:07team. I mean, you vote.
- 1:19:10Look. At.
- 1:19:11Look at Eva, the Daleks. Yeah, which is an impossible
- 1:19:15ask. It's a COVID production.
- 1:19:16It's saying a fucking warehouse. It should be the most boring
- 1:19:20looking episode of all time. It's stunning the direction of
- 1:19:22that. What a slightly creepy,
- 1:19:24stalkerish subtext. Oh yeah, that's chippers Ryan,
- 1:19:27though. Yeah, and I did make it a black
- 1:19:31man, didn't they? Worryingly.
- 1:19:34As a bit of a Moffettism there I I think, but what's?
- 1:19:38Your second thing, let's get on. Let's see, let's see.
- 1:19:42I like its use of the kind of standbys of period drama that on
- 1:19:51one level it is a period drama and then it moves from, it's
- 1:19:55like Austin with a vampire in it.
- 1:19:57And I really like that kind of hybrid nature of it.
- 1:20:00And and and and visually it it evokes those two genres and and
- 1:20:06they work on screen in a way maybe they shouldn't do.
- 1:20:08That is something almost unique to Doctor Who, right?
- 1:20:12That you can take 2 very different sources and mesh them
- 1:20:17together, but still make it Doctor Who as well.
- 1:20:21OK, well my second thing then is going to be, I mean, I really, I
- 1:20:24love how this almost at the halfway point goes from being a
- 1:20:28very creepy, extremely well executed haunted house story to
- 1:20:33being a riveting Doctor Who story.
- 1:20:37Because the Sideman comes in, suddenly, the Ark's being set
- 1:20:40up, there's the Doctor having great speeches, and it makes
- 1:20:44that transition effortlessly and and to no detriment of the
- 1:20:49episode as a whole. Yeah, actually, it does do that
- 1:20:53very well because, you know, we all can think of Doctor Who
- 1:20:55stories where they get to a point and then it shifts gear
- 1:20:58and it you can hear the gears creaking in a way you can't
- 1:21:02hear. My Third Point is this is the
- 1:21:05greatest Cyberman in the history of the show.
- 1:21:08The Borg have come home and they're going to kill that
- 1:21:12child, but then they're not. I mean, it's inspired by the
- 1:21:16Cybermen, now we're inspired by the Borg.
- 1:21:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And let let's not kid ourselves.
- 1:21:22It's a really great idea because of course, yeah, the vision of
- 1:21:25the Borg is from that that Japanese and science fiction,
- 1:21:28that puppet science fiction show that was on here in the in the
- 1:21:32very early 80s. I've forgotten what it's called.
- 1:21:34So brilliant, Paul. Well done.
- 1:21:35Another kind of tangent there, Danny get There you go Daniel
- 1:21:38and my other people online. There's another tangent for you
- 1:21:41can follow that up. But like Picard when he's was he
- 1:21:44Lacoute's Borg? That's visually from that
- 1:21:47Japanese team, but they are really the Cyberman.
- 1:21:49But here it's the Cyberman's Borg, and it's brilliant.
- 1:21:53It's absolutely terrifying. And my last thing then is going
- 1:21:57to circle right back to what I said at the start of the
- 1:21:59episode, and that is taking the typical Chip Nuira complaints
- 1:22:05and fucking ace in all of them. The the, the large guest cast,
- 1:22:10the three companions, the exposition, the Mcguffin
- 1:22:16becoming like this big moral argument, just all of it, man.
- 1:22:19I think. I don't think it's deliberate.
- 1:22:22I just think he's honed it at this point where he's getting
- 1:22:25all of that stuff right. Yeah, I don't think it is
- 1:22:29deliberate because it's deliberate in Davis in the
- 1:22:33second run. And that's why it feels didactic
- 1:22:37and it feels like kind of like almost like slogan Eisenhower
- 1:22:41protest. This doesn't feel unnatural to
- 1:22:44the drama. This feels like a natural
- 1:22:46outcoming of the drama. It feels like a natural product
- 1:22:48of the writing. But on one level, I think it is,
- 1:22:52as you say, it's a response to those criticism.
- 1:22:55If he's aware of them. Because I don't know, chip
- 1:22:57noise. I don't, I don't.
- 1:22:59I think there's a sense in which he's not necessarily following
- 1:23:04obsessively what people are saying about the show and he's
- 1:23:07just doing the best that he can for the show.
- 1:23:10And I think I think it's a brilliant run.
- 1:23:11I don't I don't know why the audience falls off because when
- 1:23:14they got 8,000,000 for the Woman who fell to Earth.
- 1:23:17Higher No 1011 million. Blimey.
- 1:23:23And then I mean. I mean, it settles around 5:00,
- 1:23:26which is still, it's still like a top 10 every week.
- 1:23:30Yeah, I just don't know what happens.
- 1:23:32I think probably this is just about to tip into we're going to
- 1:23:36write for the fans and it's probably a mistake.
- 1:23:41I mean, we're there right side men.
- 1:23:42The Master Gallifrey by. The way yeah, yeah, yeah, and
- 1:23:45and and and flux absolutely is going to go hairy down that
- 1:23:49hole, but there's a sense in my favorite.
- 1:23:51Whitaker story Flux so I can't really, but then I'm a fan.
- 1:23:56But it's as a fan, but as if you could somehow distil Joe fan
- 1:24:02there and Joe as critical viewer, not fan there in a kind
- 1:24:06of Jekyll and Hyde type fashion. Yeah, no.
- 1:24:09One will watch, in the other words, and I think that's where
- 1:24:13the problem emerges. And it's a problem then, which
- 1:24:17is reflective of the fact that Tenant, as the most beloved
- 1:24:21person on British TV, doesn't get the viewing figures they
- 1:24:25think they're going to get for the Star Beast.
- 1:24:28I mean it, it's better than the tail and the Whittaker, and it's
- 1:24:32certainly better than Gatwa. It does take a spike.
- 1:24:36Yeah, and then. But it doesn't build an
- 1:24:38audience. It gets people back and then
- 1:24:41they go away again. Is it because the British view
- 1:24:44in public is irrederably racist? I I absolutely think that is an
- 1:24:49issue. Yes, absolutely.
- 1:24:51And homophobic as well. Like absolutely.
- 1:24:55And, and here, you know, I see. I think it is a problem for some
- 1:25:00people that Jodie is a woman, a female Doctor.
- 1:25:03You think it's a problem. You know it's a problem.
- 1:25:05And as we said already, the people who didn't like the
- 1:25:08Doctor being a woman absolutely don't like the doctor being a
- 1:25:12black man who might be gay. You know, it's blown a little
- 1:25:16mind. And in fact, they've probably
- 1:25:18wanked themselves dry at the prospect of the Doctor ending at
- 1:25:22that point in time because, yeah, as Anthony Trollope will
- 1:25:26tell us, he knew he was right. And it's always a he.
- 1:25:30It's never any women comments online going, no, the doctor's
- 1:25:34black and he's gay. What a terrible.
- 1:25:36Except that woman in the convention crew.
- 1:25:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, but then what?
- 1:25:41She seemed. She seemed irredeemably
- 1:25:43irritated. Was she dressed as Davros?
- 1:25:48Was she dressed as Ian Levine? Adventures dressed as Ian
- 1:25:53Levine? I don't know.
- 1:25:54I. Don't.
- 1:25:55Know that people are going to go to the target thing in a couple
- 1:25:59of weeks time dressed up as. Well, I will now.
- 1:26:01Just a shock, Will. You as Ian Levine?
- 1:26:03That's right. And these big white pants that
- 1:26:05the Polish box keep talking about with the skid marks up at
- 1:26:09the back. That's the world.
- 1:26:11We have to get here eventually, didn't we?
- 1:26:14What to skid marks? That's right.
- 1:26:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, it could be all erudite.
- 1:26:18I said at the star that Flux episode.
- 1:26:21I said what a shame because the gutter Press of Doctor Who is
- 1:26:25not here. I like to think that I am lying
- 1:26:31in the gutter but looking up at the stars, to paraphrase wild.
- 1:26:34And occasionally I can elevate myself so it's not all just like
- 1:26:39references to sex and metal anuses and a lot of swearing,
- 1:26:43although there has been a bit of swearing on this.
- 1:26:45And you know, I, I apologize to those who'd rather have just the
- 1:26:48literary version and you know, there'll be no swearing at
- 1:26:51Target, but it is. I love both.
- 1:26:54Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, I, I try.
- 1:26:57It's, it's an odd 1, isn't it? Because it has to be.
- 1:27:01I think that they just can't cope with the Doctor being a
- 1:27:06woman. There's nothing in those first 3
- 1:27:09episodes of which of his run that would suggest that you'd
- 1:27:12have to turn off the TV because they're badly made television.
- 1:27:17They're not. You may not like it because
- 1:27:20she's a woman. And then when you're confronted
- 1:27:22with Rosa Parks, your racism probably kicks in and therefore
- 1:27:26you turn the TV off then as well.
- 1:27:28I mean, I think I think Meg's argument on our video we made
- 1:27:32that there's a problem with the Rosa Parks episode because it
- 1:27:35becomes white saviour narrative and Graham's a bus driver.
- 1:27:39And I think that is a, it's a wild kind of accidental, but
- 1:27:44those are three really well. Wait Paul, it's even worse Then
- 1:27:47he's taking a pop at Trump in the 4th episode.
- 1:27:50I know, I know, but then he by. That point, all the right
- 1:27:53wingers are just in such a tears.
- 1:27:55He didn't shit himself quite as badly as Marvel did when they
- 1:27:58pulled their punches with the most recent Captain America film
- 1:28:01where Trump is. Isn't he the red Hulk?
- 1:28:03I mean I don't watch Marvel anymore.
- 1:28:04How many people do it? So I don't know so so so someone
- 1:28:08can comment on this either on blue sky or on or if you're
- 1:28:11going to put it on patron, but you know, just check on blue sky
- 1:28:13Joe. I don't I know it's a bit
- 1:28:15roundly for patron really, isn't it?
- 1:28:17It might kill your income St. slightly drunk Paul rambling
- 1:28:22about what you want on on Saturday night.
- 1:28:27Well, look. To circles around Bombshell, to
- 1:28:32the haunting ability at Arty. Oh boy.
- 1:28:35I mean, I love you off the off the leash as well.
- 1:28:40It is just wonderful, isn't it? I don't know.
- 1:28:46I go top five. I definitely go top 10.
- 1:28:48To loop Limpy back to where? To loop you back to where we
- 1:28:51were. It's a brilliant episode.
- 1:28:53I think it's my favorite episode from season 12.
- 1:28:56It would definitely be my top three for Joe.
- 1:28:58We did do a pretty good commentary on Orphan 55 if you.
- 1:29:02Remember, that's a great story. I don't know what the fuck is
- 1:29:05wrong with these people. That's a great story.
- 1:29:07It is. And practices as well.
- 1:29:09What is it? Do you think we should destroy
- 1:29:11the environment? Well, you, you rock on.
- 1:29:13You know, I've got children. I need to think about the future
- 1:29:15and they don't cope well in the heat.
- 1:29:17You're pretty. I'm quite bored now, so I wear a
- 1:29:20hat a lot of the time. So if it's like, if it's warm
- 1:29:23come Target, I'm going to be there dressed like David Banks
- 1:29:25when you turned up to pay the doctor when pertly got the shits
- 1:29:28that time or whatever it was. Oh, it's spoilers all the time,
- 1:29:32isn't it? With me?
- 1:29:33You've got a big mouthful anyway.
- 1:29:36How would you like to end this? I don't know you're you're the
- 1:29:40producer when it's not like some type of.
- 1:29:41No, I just go with the guests really.
- 1:29:43If they go on a mad rant at the end then so be it.
- 1:29:47Last time that happened, you know, was when when Toby lost
- 1:29:52his shit at the end of that strictly, where he was forced to
- 1:29:56choose between evil and power of the Daleks.
- 1:29:58And he had. He threw all of his toys out of
- 1:30:00the pram and Emerald never came back.
- 1:30:04Power of the Daleks is clearly the best story in in season 4.
- 1:30:09Win. It won.
- 1:30:10Toby I I I'm, I I think Toby is a great cultural commentator.
- 1:30:15I think his work on Cuatamas is brilliant.
- 1:30:19But you know, there's no doubt that Power is a better story
- 1:30:23than either of the Daleks. It's it's quite clearly the case
- 1:30:26that Power is better written, it's better structured.
- 1:30:31There's not this weird shit where the TARDIS turns up at
- 1:30:33Gatwick and it gets stolen and they go down to Chelsea and they
- 1:30:36sell. It's fucking weird.
- 1:30:39The the best thing for evil is you've got the Emperor Dalek,
- 1:30:42but it's nostalgia. It's the same way you think Evil
- 1:30:44is brilliant and you think Tomb of the Simon is brilliant.
- 1:30:46Tomb of the Simon is dog shit. Everyone knows that that's not
- 1:30:51what you're looking for here. What you're looking for is the
- 1:30:53Jodie Whittaker run is quietly maybe the most competent three
- 1:31:00seasons in you Who? And I love Matt.
- 1:31:05Disagree. I love Matt Smith.
- 1:31:08I love Capaldi Tenant. I don't necessarily love his
- 1:31:12performance. I think he's really important.
- 1:31:14I think Eccleston was great casting, but I think instead of
- 1:31:17just getting down, doing the job of turning in 10 episodes of
- 1:31:21well made, well written, well performed, well directed TV, you
- 1:31:26can't find much better than season 11 and season 5.
- 1:31:31This is season 12, so I've kind of scuppered that argument.
- 1:31:33But Season 12, The end of Season 12?
- 1:31:37If you're a Doctor Who fan, that's all for you.
- 1:31:40You may not like it, but you needed it.
- 1:31:43The Timeless Children is a brilliant concept.
- 1:31:48Will cast it there.