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You are not a Greek God, Derek! Just a man with hopes and dreams. · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Women are sharing the most alarming things they've seen at
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  Speaker 1: a guy's place for the first time. What's the most
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  Speaker 1: nope thing you've seen when you went over to a
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  Speaker 1: guy's house for the first time? Sometimes you walk into
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  Speaker 1: someone's house, they say, and it can reveal more than
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  Speaker 1: the person intended. So we're going to get Joanna. Joanna,
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  Speaker 1: what'd you see when you walked into a guy's house?
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  Speaker 2: I saw a mural of him as a Greek God,
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  Speaker 2: as in Poseidon.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's so good.
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  Speaker 2: How are we going to top that? I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: but it was hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, well, I'm a water sign.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, but I don't like the water.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, why would you get that mural
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  Speaker 3: of yourself?
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, it was, I was like, no, we got
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  Speaker 2: to go.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see him again after that? Or that was all,
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  Speaker 1: that was it?
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  Speaker 3: Um, we tried, but it was just really weird because
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  Speaker 3: he was like petrified of the water, but he just
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  Speaker 3: saw himself as a Poseidon. And I'm like, that's, that's
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  Speaker 3: just weird. And, um, he's not even like Greek religion
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  Speaker 3: or anything.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't actually believe in it, but he got the
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  Speaker 2: mural of himself.
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  Speaker 3: So it was just kind of like... Is that really
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  Speaker 3: you or is that.
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  Speaker 2: Just something you're just pretending so it looks cool?
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you, I'm reading the comments on the
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  Speaker 1: Reddit thread, and your comment is better than any of them.
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  Speaker 1: It says, here are the top five most memorable responses, okay?
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  Speaker 1: It says, a mattress that looked like a health hazard,
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  Speaker 1: a used you-know-what on the floor, a roommate in one bed.
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  Speaker 1: a giant photo of her face on the wall and
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  Speaker 1: a home overrun by animals. And Joanna is a guy
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  Speaker 1: painted as a Poseidon mural. I think you win. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's funny.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you tell that story everywhere you go. Cause
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  Speaker 1: it is good.
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  Speaker 3: I do. It is hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Cause I'm just like, yeah. Cause like, I'm like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: a water sign.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm like, that's cool.
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 3: And then, and he was like, no, I'm just, You know,
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  Speaker 3: I don't even believe in it, but I got the
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  Speaker 3: mural and I'm like, OK, well.
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  Speaker 1: That's just weird.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go. Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Is there any chance you snapped a picture of your
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  Speaker 1: phone of said mural?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, this is like a long time ago.
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  Speaker 3: It was like when I was in my early 20s
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  Speaker 3: in college. So I didn't even like have a cool
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  Speaker 3: phone to take the picture to keep it on there.
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  Speaker 2: So I couldn't even take a picture. But I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It was really cool, but it was definitely did not
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  Speaker 2: look like him at all.
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  Speaker 3: Well, thanks for calling in. Thank you very much for listening.
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  Speaker 1: Fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks.