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UH OH … CRAIG TILEY WANTS TO SEE US · Pod Laver Arena

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  Speaker 1: I see a little Diego schwartzman of.
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  Speaker 2: A man, Back to Deuce, back to Douce.
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  Speaker 1: Can you do the Carlito.
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  Speaker 2: Record break attendance?
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  Speaker 3: Guess who loves at tennis? Me pick and Boco vicim
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  Speaker 3: Boca vicim Boco had to go?
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  Speaker 4: Do you dog?
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  Speaker 1: We're Jessa podcast doing well?
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  Speaker 5: Actually please send us to Roland Garris, Craig Tilie.
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  Speaker 1: Bear us this life from stand up comedy. Do Sarah Dulo,
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  Speaker 1: Sarah Dulo, Sarah Dulo had to.
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  Speaker 6: Go do.
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  Speaker 4: Show me.
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  Speaker 7: This stuff. I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: We thought we would get that in because this is
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  Speaker 3: Lizzie Who's like I should introduce you. I should say
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  Speaker 3: I am the host and joaned by my I don't
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  Speaker 3: know in supporting it because you were bailing on me.
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  Speaker 1: I will say. My name is Mike Gels. Welcome to
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  Speaker 1: podlover Arena. Huge news.
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  Speaker 3: We have your replacement, your understudy, Sam Taunton is here.
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  Speaker 7: Wow, guys, can I say sitting courtside for that little thing?
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  Speaker 1: Along was?
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  Speaker 7: I got the red eye back from Perth last night, Like,
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  Speaker 7: come to the come to the podcast, come to the
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  Speaker 7: It turns out you're doing a radio play here the
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  Speaker 7: episode of the Goonies or something. Dad's Army. They're singing
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  Speaker 7: Lizzie's in the chopper. How did you get back here
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  Speaker 7: so quick?
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  Speaker 2: Are you looking forward to it?
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  Speaker 7: Well, now I'm like having an anxiety attack. I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: I got to write some music every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: but that was the guitar in yeah. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 7: Actually I'll bring a guitar acoustic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can serenade Pat Cash when we go.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I would love that to get on pack Cash.
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  Speaker 7: I look forward to the challenge of bringing an acoustic
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  Speaker 7: through the accreditation process. So I don't care who's working.
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  Speaker 7: They're gonna be like, no chance you're bringing out acoustic
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  Speaker 7: guitar onto the ground.
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  Speaker 1: They'll be like, what's that for it? And You'll be like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I want to play a little song.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Craig, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I kind of got
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  Speaker 7: a little love song I've written for Craig, Charlie and
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  Speaker 7: the entire Australian Open team.
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  Speaker 1: Let me in just up the top.
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  Speaker 3: Email us at pod labor at Tennis dot com dot
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  Speaker 3: au and let us know what you think.
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  Speaker 1: About our new host, Sam tuanted.
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  Speaker 7: Direct feedback.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, every day this week.
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  Speaker 7: You can just text me, Lizzie. Yeah, I think. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: you've done a great job. By the way, I just
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  Speaker 7: want to say I've been listening along and that is
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  Speaker 7: the best performance of a song so far. So I
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  Speaker 7: think you're you're going out at the right time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did well. It's time to move on. Don't
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  Speaker 1: look back, don't look back.
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  Speaker 3: And as always, were brought to you by Piper High
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  Speaker 3: to twist the script.
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  Speaker 2: Twisted it.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, okay, that's nice.
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  Speaker 1: I have to say.
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  Speaker 3: I was walking around on the grounds yesterday guys joining
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  Speaker 3: the AO, soaking it all up, you know, loving the atmosphere,
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  Speaker 3: and I was wearing an AO shirt with my lanyard,
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  Speaker 3: and someone asked me for directions to Court twenty two
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  Speaker 3: and I had no idea how to get there, but
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  Speaker 3: I still gave them directions.
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  Speaker 7: Anyway, So where do you send them?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think I think I sent them in the
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  Speaker 1: wrong direction. I think I sent them to like, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the top court wall. Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 7: They're at the mcg museum right now. It's paying like, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I think this is rotten at all.
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  Speaker 1: They're on the graves looking for a match.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's uh, look, Lizzie, it's a sad day. Sad day,
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  Speaker 3: but it's also new beginnings as we go on leave.
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  Speaker 1: Play good tennis.
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  Speaker 7: Listener. That's what happens when no one writes lyrics before.
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  Speaker 3: A Well, should we get into all the action from
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  Speaker 3: yesterday day eight?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot went on.
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  Speaker 3: We Uh, Lizzie and I went out and watched a
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  Speaker 3: bit of Boco versus Sablenka. In Boco, Sabs was strong,
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  Speaker 3: She's like a dominant strong Yeah. It was a great
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  Speaker 3: second set though, yeah yeah, and Boco came back, and
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  Speaker 3: Boco came back but still lost in the tie break,
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  Speaker 3: so unfortunately, she'll be booking a flight home.
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  Speaker 1: Oh bye bye, Oh.
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  Speaker 7: What was the vibelock out in the crowd?
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  Speaker 1: They're very pro and Boco.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. Do you think Tablenka's got that kind of energy
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  Speaker 7: that she's been so successful and she's loved that people
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  Speaker 7: are then like underdog, let's bring her down. We want
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  Speaker 7: to see the person killing it.
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  Speaker 1: He's only like nineteen, Well is it tall?
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  Speaker 3: Poppy thing with Sablenka and she that was her twentieth
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  Speaker 3: uh successive.
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  Speaker 7: Tie break one yeah crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Sablenka plays American teenager Eva.
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  Speaker 7: Yoh, she's eighteen eighteen. They get younger and younger. The
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  Speaker 7: crowd's going to be against Sablanca again.
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  Speaker 2: She's amazing.
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  Speaker 5: But Djokovic has given her some tips, it's like coaching tips. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and she's taken them on and.
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  Speaker 2: She's destroying she is.
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  Speaker 7: What's he gonna say, I need to get him down
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  Speaker 7: for my little Thursday night competition. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Iva Djovic doing fantastically And because she played Potensiva yesterday. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: Yolena Potenzova who at the end of her last match
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  Speaker 3: against son Mes really twirked it up to rub it in.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, she did twist it out.
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  Speaker 1: She worked. That's the technical term in front of the crowd.
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  Speaker 7: You don't like I like to work it up. I
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  Speaker 7: mean I can see how it works, but it is
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  Speaker 7: that would I mean, you t work it up. Crowds
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  Speaker 7: are quite crazy. Well, no denying it.
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  Speaker 3: So when Yovich had the perfect opportunity because she baggled
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  Speaker 3: and bagetted potent of her which is zero in one,
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  Speaker 3: and she had the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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  Speaker 3: ever and you know, crump and twerk and everything. But
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  Speaker 3: she has way more class than I would have had
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  Speaker 3: I done that, and she just like was gracious and
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  Speaker 3: then the wind and you know, give a no speech afterwards.
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  Speaker 7: Wait, how would you handle it?
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  Speaker 1: Do you think I would have worked and crumped?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you can't do them. You can't do the worm
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  Speaker 7: on that hot surface.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I thought you were saying I can't do the
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  Speaker 1: worm just.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I was like physically, don't think you can do
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  Speaker 7: the worm.
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  Speaker 1: But I.
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  Speaker 7: God, although you do have the energy of like yeah,
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  Speaker 7: if you were like, yeah, yeah, you don't have real
• 6:55
  Speaker 7: well more snaker like I think if you told me, like,
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  Speaker 7: because I've seen photos of you, the team, like you
• 7:01
  Speaker 7: could have had like a break dancing era for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean we had Kegan Palmer in here, we're talking
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  Speaker 3: all things skateboarding, and.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, saw that I was one of one of his peops.
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  Speaker 2: You dropped he had.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Mike's in all those corporate boxes at Rod Laver Arena
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  Speaker 7: and just being like I'm a bit of a skater,
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  Speaker 7: a countercultural guy. Yeah, actually resent this corporate stuff. You
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  Speaker 7: guys are all into.
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  Speaker 1: You guys get it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a bad boy, bad boy the Carlos Alcoraz versus
• 7:36
  Speaker 3: Tommy Paul match fellow American.
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  Speaker 1: Honk Tommy Paul.
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  Speaker 7: Jock vibe.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love him, though.
• 7:44
  Speaker 7: I like Tommy Paul.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it was like Purple verse Green.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is Lizzie. We're gonna miss this insightful commentary,
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  Speaker 3: that's all.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, Lizzy sitting with a toddler, just go and go.
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  Speaker 7: I like Green, It's better than I think, great shot Purple.
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  Speaker 3: Uh. Yeah, it was three to three in the first set,
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  Speaker 3: tie break, and then a punter needed medical attention. Well,
• 8:16
  Speaker 3: Lizzie and I were in the stadium for this, and
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  Speaker 3: so there's a long break and probably I think in
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  Speaker 3: the best set of the match because Carlos eventually took
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: it out in three. Uh, thankfully the punter was okay.
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  Speaker 3: She was able to walk out of there on her
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  Speaker 3: own volition.
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  Speaker 1: So Carlos is through. He's looking dominant, and uh, he'll
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  Speaker 1: be playing.
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  Speaker 3: Demon R in his next round, the Demon because thoughts, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: Carlos in four and that's been generous.
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  Speaker 7: I think Demon's playing well though, Like you can make
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  Speaker 7: an argument this is the best he's ever played. But yeah,
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  Speaker 7: he's not going to be that. He's not gonna be
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  Speaker 7: a Spanish hunk cluck that.
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: Let's be real, see where he's on hun Quatch already?
• 8:57
  Speaker 7: Are you talking about Yeah, there's a hate policy here
• 8:59
  Speaker 7: at Melbourne Pop. It's also related to the attractiveness of
• 9:02
  Speaker 7: the play is out there.
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  Speaker 1: Well, when Mateo Barattini went out, that was the top
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  Speaker 1: top honk.
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  Speaker 7: Top honk.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 9:08
  Speaker 7: Hey, you've got an Excel spreadsheet, I'm updated, send it
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  Speaker 7: to me.
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  Speaker 3: But then when Mateo found out we were calling him
• 9:16
  Speaker 3: Potato Faccini, he bailed on the tournament.
• 9:19
  Speaker 7: It happens. You're gonna, you know, lose a few to
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  Speaker 7: make good stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I know, Well, well we'll be on honk
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  Speaker 3: watch still even with Lizzie's departure.
• 9:27
  Speaker 7: You know you're right in You give me the spreadsheet.
• 9:30
  Speaker 7: I'll keep updating it for you.
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: Can you actually write into pod labor at tennis dot.
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  Speaker 2: Com dot every day with my thoughts.
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  Speaker 7: Today is a yellow day.
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  Speaker 3: I well, demon took out a Bublic in straight sets.
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  Speaker 3: I did not see this going as easily as it did.
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  Speaker 2: This is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Bublic double faulted the first set away and
• 9:54
  Speaker 3: that was the tightest set, and then he kind of
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  Speaker 3: lost focus. He was doing it turned in of this
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  Speaker 3: exhibition stuff where he's just doing tweeners and under observes,
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  Speaker 3: and I think he was really taken aback by Demon's
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  Speaker 3: relentless defense and just couldn't deal with it at all.
• 10:13
  Speaker 3: So yeah, kind of an easy one for Demon in
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: the end, and people were predicting that to be the
• 10:17
  Speaker 3: match of yesterday, but it just was kind of straightforward
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: and another match that people had high hopes for as
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: it went for almost five hours last year, but this
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: year a totally different story between Lerner TN and Danil Medvedev.
• 10:32
  Speaker 7: Did you guys watch this insane? I didn't say it
• 10:35
  Speaker 7: was clinical.
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  Speaker 3: Clinical was probably the most put together tennis performance i've
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: seen this for what it was. Surgical dude, it was
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: sick to watch. Yeah right, Yeah, he is awesome out there,
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: and he just carved Medvedev up and was just totally
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  Speaker 3: confounding him. Yeah, never ending rallies. If you're into that,
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: it's good. There's a bagel thrown in the middle set,
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  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, yeah.
• 11:01
  Speaker 7: About burying the lead. Jesus, you're like, surgical tennis, unbelievable.
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  Speaker 7: Let's get to the bag Gee.
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: There's a blood nose. Had to take a long break
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: because his nose wouldn't stop.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 11:13
  Speaker 1: So his first name is Learner.
• 11:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, I know learning Yeah yeah, yeah, do you
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  Speaker 7: know why.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: He's named that.
• 11:18
  Speaker 3: Uh No, because his mom is a teacher. Oh, his
• 11:22
  Speaker 3: sister's name is Justice. Because the dad is a lawyer. Yeah,
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: give me one of the other.
• 11:27
  Speaker 7: That's because my my mom said natural pad, So my
• 11:31
  Speaker 7: name should be not vaccinated. That's crazy.
• 11:33
  Speaker 1: Your name should be bullshit. Yeah yeah yeah, so learner,
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  Speaker 1: I mean hopefully we can wait.
• 11:41
  Speaker 7: That's a true story. That's why he's called learning. Yeah yeah, okay,
• 11:45
  Speaker 7: style v it style Yeah yeah.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked about it before. Lizzie's dad owned cars workshop.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: So she's a handbreaker.
• 11:53
  Speaker 7: Who handbreak?
• 11:55
  Speaker 8: Who's good?
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 11:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, handbreaker?
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: I like the other man is that went on yesterday?
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: That was Fiddlina and Andreva. Mira Andreva another teenager that
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: was still in the draw, but she is not anymore
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: as Fidelina took her out another easier the friend of
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  Speaker 3: the pod. Yep, she was in here and she handled
• 12:18
  Speaker 3: it pretty easily. Mira Andreva was a lot of people's
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  Speaker 3: pick as the dark horse to go through to the final,
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: but she is gone. And Bublik was my dark horse
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: in the men's side, and he bec I don't know anything,
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: Do you have your bracket?
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: I could pull up the bracket.
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  Speaker 4: Do you want?
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, we should check in because Lizzie who is leaving,
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: so we could see where we are on this final day.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: Lizzie did the men's draw.
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  Speaker 5: I did the men's and I am on four hundred
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  Speaker 5: and twenty three points. Yeah, overall eleven and seventy three.
• 12:52
  Speaker 7: That's your rank out of how many are we talking?
• 12:55
  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 7: No idea?
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: And your winner is Djokovic though, so I think you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna fall?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Whoa am I? He just got a night off.
• 13:06
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, he might recover, but he.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: Still hasn't played old No good work for him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know my overall points, you're still beating me,
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  Speaker 3: just barely. Four hundred and twenty four twenty Kegan Palmer
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  Speaker 3: would love that scoring yea and overall rank eleven, five
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  Speaker 3: hundred and thirty six.
• 13:25
  Speaker 7: Oh say you pretty close? Pretty close?
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: But I have Sabalanka winning, so I feel like we're
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: gonna put a chance.
• 13:31
  Speaker 7: I think of that.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh.
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: We went and watched the final set of Cocoa Golf
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: and Carolina Mukova the mooch.
• 13:40
  Speaker 7: Together, he goes winch.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: We always go together.
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  Speaker 7: That's what you're gonna have to do. I'm gonna hang
• 13:45
  Speaker 7: out with Mike.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta sit next to me.
• 13:47
  Speaker 7: He's gonna Bullyeve me. Can already tell?
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, Lizzie and I were sitting in the media
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: section and there's everyone with their laptops and they got
• 13:56
  Speaker 3: one hundred tabs open, and we're arguing about what the
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: best pick.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Old flavored crisps are serious, serious stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So yesterday ol Coco GoF closed that out against the Mooch.
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  Speaker 3: I think that was the best match of the day. Surprisingly,
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: and uh stat that every time Coco GoF has played
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: the Mooch and beat her in a big tournament, she's
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: gone on to win the title. I saw that.
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so we will see what happens.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: U yakamnsic is withdrawn from the tournament with an ab injury.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: His ab muscle is hurt.
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: People are dropping like I think they're listening to the
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: pod and they're laughing so hard.
• 14:40
  Speaker 7: That they tear in You think that's it?
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Probably el Zev also over Sarundelo in three sets. Other
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: than that, I mean, the matches are obviously whittling down
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: where you were getting into the quarterfinals now and today
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: already we have a result that uh Jess Pagola over
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: Madison Key and Straits and the way they do a
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: podcast together, an inferior podcast, of course. And the wager
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: was that if Madison Keys lost that she would have
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: to eat one of Pegoula's favorite desserts, which is apple
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  Speaker 3: pie and cheese on top.
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  Speaker 7: Oh that's not that much of a punnet. I mean,
• 15:19
  Speaker 7: the cheese is a bit weird, I.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Guess, but I think it'd be fine.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: That's fine.
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  Speaker 7: It's like what they should listen to Australian commercial radio
• 15:25
  Speaker 7: if they want to hear pa the shoe, yeah, the chewy,
• 15:28
  Speaker 7: or like get someone's name tattooed on your arse. Oh,
• 15:32
  Speaker 7: you get to eat a pretty delicious dessert.
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  Speaker 2: And she was adam it. She's like, I am not
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  Speaker 2: doing that.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but now she has to do it like
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I do that. It's fine.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: I've said on here that if we get one hundred
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: thousand downloads for an episode, I will eat a tennis ball.
• 15:45
  Speaker 7: Oh really yeah? Yeah, okay, yeah great, So.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: We're only ninety nine thousand downloads or what I mean?
• 15:52
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to eat a tennis ball.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: If we made a one hundred thousand what would you do?
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  Speaker 7: What if one or total no, yeah, one, yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 7: so it's pretty safe, isn't it?
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  Speaker 5: Is it?
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  Speaker 1: I would? I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: What do you want me to do? I don't really
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  Speaker 7: mind doing anything. Nothing's really a punishment. I was about
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: to say, I'll eat the biggot tennis ball this one.
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll go biggot with it. Okay, First,
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  Speaker 7: would you blend it up? I don't know, yeah, I
• 16:25
  Speaker 7: think I turned into some kind of smoothie. Bring the
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: nutrib bullet in. That'd be a way better way to
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: do it. You'd have to other than what are you
• 16:31
  Speaker 7: going to sit down with a knife.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: And form the microplastics?
• 16:36
  Speaker 7: Oh well, Lizzie, don't walk.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Outside of your house.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: So that's it for all the matches yesterday. Should we
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: get into the headline calls? In today's headline calls? Italian
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: player dar Darry had a pretty rough time on Channel.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Nine just break so well waiting.
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: This is the tod.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: We might get back to the match just for a moment.
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: Did did he just watched some of your stand up comedy?
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: How did you watch something else?
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: He might have because it looked like he was buckled
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: over with laughter. Was having a great time? Yeah, that
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: thing where you know he clearly had just played a match.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: I think that's after you meet Karen cashing off and
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: then or maybe he was just sick of talking to
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: those two dudes.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: He wanted to get out.
• 17:31
  Speaker 7: It's not a bad play.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: And other news from around the grounds. Uh this, you know,
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: this is plays right into Lizzie's Hunk watch. Uh, she's
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: rating the hunks and Alcarez got questioned by Jim Courier
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: after his match.
• 17:49
  Speaker 9: One thing I've also noticed here when when you make
• 17:51
  Speaker 9: a change that has impact, when you change your shirt, man,
• 17:55
  Speaker 9: the crowd's going crazy.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: When you change your.
• 18:02
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean you're kind of milking it. You're kind
• 18:07
  Speaker 9: of like playing to the crowd, aren't you.
• 18:11
  Speaker 10: I don't, to be honest, I don't want to be
• 18:15
  Speaker 10: to feel comfortable for the interview, you know, with your
• 18:17
  Speaker 10: So I'm just happy that the people like it, I guess.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people love it.
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: The people like it.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: The people love it.
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: For me, it is not my fault, but the women
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: I am too sexy.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: I've got a video of my of him taking his
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: shirt off from last year.
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: You have a video, yeah, you've said, but it's twelve
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: months old.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, my favorite.
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: How do you look at it?
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Not all the time?
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: It did remind me of just got one video like
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: zooming in from the bleachers.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: And so you were in the stadium and he was changing.
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: How close are you? Yeah, oh I'm far away, so
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: you didn't walk forward.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: No, I was in the stands.
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, then you go round to the front level and
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: really get it.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: But do you know he was he's had a full
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: body shave.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Oh since the start of the tournament.
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: Wait, you've been monitoring a reel.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Do you have a video of this as well?
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: A real he had He had hair at the start
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: of the and he shaved it, and now he shaved it.
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: Well, I guess you get down to the pointy end
• 19:30
  Speaker 7: of the tournament, there's going to be more eyeballs on you,
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: less hair. I guess is that wax?
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Wax in the backsack?
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: And al kraz Let's get into one of our favorite
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: segments on the pod.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: This is watch watch.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: All right, the al KaAZ got busted using a whoop
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: under his sweatband.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Sebilenka got busted the other day to.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Warm up.
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a fancy f it records data. Is that correct?
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: But why is it banned.
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: Do we know he's a little bit of an edge,
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: but well, unless you plug it into an app during
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: the game.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I suppose having an under the sweatband isn't the
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: best look, like what else? But if he has it
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: under the sweatband, he knows it's you know, not allowed.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: And so what does he have on?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: There?
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Is shorts?
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: Oh wow, I think there's speculated wildly. Jim Corey is
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: next question, what's in your shorts? You take the shirt off?
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: Maybe take the shorts off. Well, I'm just very glad
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: that people would like it. I need to take it
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: all off. It's the only way to prove I am innocent.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the whoop whoop?
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: There it is.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: He was asked to take it off.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: I guess that's banned for some reason, because what can
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: he not get his steps in?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Is he not like the rest of us?
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: I think it vibrates or something. It's like you know
• 20:52
  Speaker 7: in chess the chest. I don't know, I'm making this up,
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: but it vibrates. Morse Code saying you're a strong woman
• 20:59
  Speaker 7: and that's what he.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Needs just to keep going.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Maybe they're getting sent to.
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: Well they could like right Morse Code in morsecirte. So
• 21:05
  Speaker 7: you've got to learn Morse code, which yeah, probably could. Yeah,
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: I guess.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: Maybe they're teaching it in tennis academies all over the world.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know this theory. Yeah, thank you.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: All right, this goes straight to the top.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: Carlos Alcoraz another when he replaces the whoop, he puts
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: on a twenty twenty one Rolex DAYTONA meteorite panda, that's.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: What he So he took off the whoop and he
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: put another watch.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think the whoop is as impressive as
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: a sixty five thousand dollars meteorite pandas.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: What do you have?
• 21:36
  Speaker 7: I got right, I got my little This is my
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: Cassio eighteen dollars online digital. My sister got it for me.
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: And yeah, I mean it means a lot to me.
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: I'm more a sentimental guy, you know, as a person
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: that he's flashy European tennis players within a million doges time.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: What was that?
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: Correct question?
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Is that?
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: What does it do?
• 21:56
  Speaker 7: Just what you?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: What?
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: What do you? What's your watch? Your Yeah, okay, I'm
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: not into watches.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Underneath the sweatband, I have a meteorite panda.
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: It is also a whoop, and it's whoop. It's most
• 22:09
  Speaker 7: coding you something ooops.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm whooping, yeah, whooping.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Well he got outdone because Bublic at his presser, had
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: they beyond chet beyond K one point sixty one eight
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Ultra Pheno carbon, which is around one hundred and thirty thousand.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Dollars money sponsorship.
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: It looks nice that one. Yeah, so that was sleek.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: Yes, that was watch watch watch watch all right, that's
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: a great segment.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: Have never gone this long before.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And speaking about public, he but was losing to
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Alex Demonar and he's no stranger to complaining about what's
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: going on out there.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: And this is him complaining to his box how slow
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: the court is. I need to hit, but how can
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I hit this pinpong ball? It doesn't fly.
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: It's a slow squad.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I ever been since it?
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Jo welsmanice, yay, slow squad he's played in his life,
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: well since Indian Wells, he said, I think, yeah, let's not.
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, come on, Indian Wells is obviously pretty goddamn slow.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Do you like the team being on court now? No?
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: I hate it?
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: You don't like it?
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: I quite like it, but it just looks so awkward.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I love the fist pumps so yet to each other.
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but you can still do that if they're just
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: yeah in the box. Yeah, it just looks weird. They're
• 23:36
  Speaker 7: sitting alone. Like it's like, I'm like everyone whoever sits
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: down there, You're like, I don't think it's supposed to be.
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: I want to be like, with your credentials, you shouldn't
• 23:43
  Speaker 7: be down there.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ah too, catch cam with the tournament. Uh we
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: have one ball kid that did a great job, absolutely
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: nailed this catch and absolute screamer.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: All right, so there's an.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: The lift.
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: It's pretty good. Is that it was moving behind him.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: He committed late to look at this.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, beat his weight was moving in the other direction, straight.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: Back into position.
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: Look at him confident. He'll go to bed whatever Tommy
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: wants to go to bed tonight. Yeah, I'm not listening
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: to you, Mum. Did you say that? Catcht took?
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: So that is it for the headline calls, but the
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: biggest headline of all.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Fair well, Lizzy.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I thought we were going to be the biggest headline
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: of all. Craig Tyle the interview.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Enjoy this.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Well we'll get to that.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: But Lizzie, you've been absolutely fantastic than you've been here
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: since opening day of qualifying week, and uh yeah, you're.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Going to be missed.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: And Thomas he's really eyeing off that chair.
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, spot Yeah. Just want to get a bit further
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: over to the rot and here.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: But without further ado, let's get into our interview with
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Craig TI show me perfect. Welcome back to pod labor Arena,
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: our guest today, the big Boss, the head honcho, the
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: commander in chief, our dear leader.
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: Correct, way too much anyone else copped you.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: You asked me to give you that intro.
• 25:21
  Speaker 8: I definitely did not.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: I thought we were getting fired when they said Craig
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: was coming.
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: Well I was thinking about that.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: But then there was twigs and shapes down here, and
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: I've had a twist and it's pretty good.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, have you been listening to the pod?
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Yes, all right, you've just been hearing reports.
• 25:43
  Speaker 8: I've been seeing reports.
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: Okay, that's been fun.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, reports about how good it's going. No no controversy
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: at all at all.
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: If it's controversy, it's good, right, Yeah, well that's what
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: we thought. It's all been good. I've been hearing great
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: that it's good to hear.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's great to have you in.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: We saw you on the court with Stan Varenka having
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: a beer the other day, so we brought some beers
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: of our own. I know it's uh, it's early, but
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: should we crack one.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: You want to?
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: Is this the same beer we had that night?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Is he sponsored by them or something?
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: He is?
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: But thank you very much.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: All right, let's crack these.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: But this was because Stan, you know, is leaving the
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: al But yes, of course we're here forever.
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: It's on record, we're going to live here.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: You gave him a present in the bag.
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: Did what was in the bag?
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: Lifetime supply of the.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Oh really, anytime he comes to the a it doesn't
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: taste did the other night?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: It's too early, it is.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Well, you're washing that twist down with some warm thank you.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Nothing but the best I thought. The gifts
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: you were given, because you gave Fees a gift as well.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got told that they were signed Craig Tiley
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: T shirts.
• 27:10
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, no, definitely not.
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: I can guarantee, yeah, because I couldn't do anything worse.
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: So there's no ways would be they got they got
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: a really nice gift that they would use.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: Probably for the rest of their lives.
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: And I always remember this, right, great.
• 27:31
  Speaker 8: Because we've got to give a few more gifts.
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: So if I disclose what they are, then those will know.
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: So that's a great way of getting out answer that question.
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: You're the boss, you know, Well, we'll tell you at
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: some point. Sorry, maybe I just tell you separately next week.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Next week.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're back, I do have to ask, Well,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: we'll get to the pan. Do you know even doing stingpong?
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: I think we I did that, was it with you?
• 27:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, first ever episode.
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: That's right.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I think you beat me.
• 28:02
  Speaker 8: So we're gonna do a re I can't really recall.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: It's a yeah, it was a really big moment. Mike
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: thinks about it every night.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think we'll get a rematch going because I
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: remember losing it was it was devastating for me.
• 28:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well we'll have another guy.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but also we have Piper heide sake here. I
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: know we're having a beer right now, but why not
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: mix it up with some champagne? And do you want
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: to pour a couple of classes of champagne.
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: I had no idea that the podcast was directly related
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: to an alcoholics.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: Next, we're going to get the Mecca girls in here.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: We're getting full face makeup.
• 28:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll come for that one because it's needed.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: It is a big tournament. This is that you've got
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: the top job. I used to have a corporate job, Craig,
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: and if I had a bad day I would.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: Go into my car in the car park and scream.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: Do you do that?
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Do you find a place to scream?
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: On?
• 29:00
  Speaker 8: We come to the podcast?
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: I got the bottle, Thank you.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: We're sponsored by Piper Hide Sex slurp it up.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: That's what we've been saying. That's what we've been saying,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: and nobody said anything.
• 29:19
  Speaker 8: I'm not so sure they'd be happy about that.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: No, no, Piper, twist the script.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Twist the script.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Also, Uh yeah, I don't know any any big experiences
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: this tournament that people might not know about that you.
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: I mean, we've had so many the it's been an
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: unbelievable event. People coming through, the hundreds of thousands coming
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: through the gate, they're loving it to be getting great
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: feedback from them. You get the occasional person that wants
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: a different experience, but that's kind of normal.
• 29:50
  Speaker 8: But we respond to that as well.
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: So we're just very proud of what we've delivered for
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: for our audiences and audiences around the world. And there's
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: me any things that happen behind the scenes that sometimes
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: people don't get to experience or see, and but that's
• 30:05
  Speaker 6: part of making the events successful.
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: Deciding when players play.
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: And schedule is always is always a negotiation, starts early
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: in the morning, started already today for tomorrow and when
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: I leave the podcast now we're going to make some
• 30:16
  Speaker 6: decisions on where we put people tomorrow.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: And you're doing that with a slate bus.
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: And maybe based on what we're going to discuss tomorrow,
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: maybe I should take the bottle.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I have to ask you this. Does Tennis Australia employ
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: the seagulls that walk around? Are they part?
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: They're pretty funny with the way they go to numble
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: the people's food without them knowing.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they came in here and ate as they were.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Our first guests.
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: They were.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were a little bit scared, like what have
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: we said?
• 30:45
  Speaker 8: Have you seen the one that actually flies?
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: What?
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: You haven't seen that one? We need to show you
• 30:50
  Speaker 8: that one?
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Are you going to throw one off a root?
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: I haven't seen the one that flies yet, but we
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: are going to try at some point.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Oh all right, well let's get to the ping pong.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: But before we do that, I have one last question
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: for you, Craig. How do you respond to the allegations
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: that you control the weather in favor of certain players?
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: You know, we gotta go.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: It's trying to get out of it.
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: About great.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: Also, okay, Mike and Craig are doing pepper rock scissors.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: Can't decide if it's on three or four. The big
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: boss has called it. It's on three. They can't decide.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, Oh.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: They've gone scissors. Craig wins.
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: Okay, welcome to Pod laver Arena's million dollar slagh.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, Mike is serving.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: To hoard you for the rest you want to live.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: Mike, take it away. Oh that was a terrible surf
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: from Mike. Craig is looking good off the back of
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: the Mike wins. Uh yeah, Craig slams the bad well done,
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: sting pong.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Craig is in to the sting pole.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it, whatever you want.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Oh god, he's gonna take Mike bit hard.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: That was