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- 0:00Shield practice.
- 0:02Shield practice.
- 0:03Gurney, we had practice this morning.
- 0:05I'm not in the mood.
- 0:07Not in the mood.
- 0:09Mood's a thing for cattle and love play.
- 0:11Not fighting.
- 0:12I'm sorry, Gurney.
- 0:14Not sorry enough.
- 0:20For making love to cattle.
- 0:23Hello, everybody.
- 0:26Don't make love to cattle.
- 0:28Cattle do not enjoy making love to humans.
- 0:35Welcome to Nick the Rat Radio, episode 564.
- 0:45I've Nick the Rat Radio.
- 0:47It is Wednesday, November 11th, 2026.
- 0:53Got me a torch tonight, fellas.
- 0:56The old 60 milligram.
- 1:00The old 60 milligram torch.
- 1:06Yeah, let's have a...
- 1:11Crack that open.
- 1:13Let's go to another planet.
- 1:21Getting torched, Eric.
- 1:24Come on down to the chat room, everybody.
- 1:26If you're in the avoid zero community stream,
- 1:32hop over to hashtag sewer chat, join the fun.
- 1:36Or go to Discord, join the fun.
- 1:38Or go to Twitch, join the fun.
- 1:40Yeah, you do wish you had a torch.
- 1:42It's $9 of goodness here.
- 1:46I even made my own jungle juice, but...
- 1:50It doesn't seem to kick in as fast.
- 1:53I don't know what goes on with it.
- 1:55I used AI to make a perfect batch of THC juice.
- 2:02It's potent, it works, but it's slower.
- 2:07It's very slow to kick in.
- 2:09It's a very odd...
- 2:13It's an odd experience.
- 2:15Like, I'll...
- 2:18The stuff that I make, if I take it at like 5 o'clock,
- 2:22it takes like 2-3 hours.
- 2:24And then I'm like, whoa!
- 2:27But, uh...
- 2:29This torch shit, it kicks in like 30 minutes.
- 2:32It's probably got like, uh...
- 2:35Chemicals or something.
- 2:37I don't know what the fuck it has in it.
- 2:43But whatever.
- 2:45We're not here for that.
- 2:48But if you have any cans, open them now.
- 2:51Even if you have your pants on, take them off now.
- 2:55So Halloween...
- 2:58Is everything as chemicals?
- 3:00Yes it is.
- 3:01Even your chemical...
- 3:02I got...
- 3:03It's right in my butt hole.
- 3:05Maybe we get that butt hole itch?
- 3:09You gotta smell your fingers.
- 3:11Ooh, whee!
- 3:13I didn't go that deep in there, people.
- 3:15Chill out.
- 3:16Yeah, whatever, it's gross, I know.
- 3:19So Halloween is over.
- 3:22Goddamn chemicals.
- 3:24I am, uh...
- 3:26I'm depressed.
- 3:27I got the post-Halloween depressos.
- 3:31Uh...
- 3:32I had a good Halloween though.
- 3:35Uh...
- 3:36I went as a...
- 3:39Like a mix of Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers.
- 3:42I had the...
- 3:44Michael Myers jumpsuit on.
- 3:46But I had the Jason Voorhees mask.
- 3:49I was gonna wear...
- 3:51See, the cool thing...
- 3:53The only reason I did this, the reason I did this,
- 3:56was because I have the...
- 3:58I have the other, the Michael Myers mask,
- 4:00the...
- 4:01The Cory one from Halloween Ends.
- 4:04I was gonna dress up like him.
- 4:06But the...
- 4:08I need...
- 4:09I need ocular assistance, okay, people?
- 4:12I'm a pretty blind rat.
- 4:14And, uh...
- 4:16I was...
- 4:17Yes, I was Jason Myers.
- 4:19My...
- 4:20Meheers.
- 4:21And the Jason mask went over my...
- 4:24My glasses, the ones I'm actually wearing right now, perfectly.
- 4:27So I was able to see...
- 4:30Have my eyes covered so you couldn't see anything.
- 4:32It looked pretty cool.
- 4:33It was a fun costume.
- 4:35And I was just standing around while my little dude was trick-or-treating
- 4:38and acting scary.
- 4:40A bunch of...
- 4:41A lot of people seem to like the outfit.
- 4:43Some people called me Michael Myers, some people called me Jason.
- 4:45They didn't know what the fuck was going on.
- 4:47I didn't know what the fuck was going on either, but...
- 4:50But my little dude, he wanted...
- 4:52He wanted to also hand out candies.
- 4:54So my dumb ass bought like $40 worth of...
- 4:59Luckily, I went...
- 5:00I was like, what candies do I want?
- 5:02I got $40 worth of Reese's Pieces and Kit Kats.
- 5:06Candy's expensive.
- 5:08Like, I got like this big bag.
- 5:11I thought the big bag was going to be like, oh man, I got a...
- 5:13I got a big old bag here.
- 5:15It's probably...
- 5:16Since it's a bulk, it's probably going to be like $10 or something.
- 5:19Now it's like $20 for...
- 5:21It's like a bag like this...
- 5:23Not a huge bag, but a big bag.
- 5:27So I got like $40 worth of candy to give out,
- 5:29but my little dude wasn't done trick-or-treating until like 8 o'clock or some shit.
- 5:35And apparently after 7, 6 o'clock,
- 5:406, 7 o'clock, when the sun goes down, all the trick-or-treaters stop.
- 5:43There was no more trick-or-treaters.
- 5:46So now my fat ass got a shitload of Kit Kats and Reese's Pieces.
- 5:51Now, I'm not complaining, but let me just tell you that the past couple of times that I went to the bathroom,
- 5:59I'm having like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups come directly just falling out of my butt.
- 6:05It's all fake. It is fake.
- 6:09It's all chemicals.
- 6:12It's all chemicals, I tell ya.
- 6:14So I've just been hammering down these little tiny Reese's Pieces, Peanut Butter Cups, Kit Kat bars.
- 6:25I think I've been skipping lunch lately.
- 6:27I've just been eating junk like that.
- 6:31I gotta get back on the scale.
- 6:34I think my gut is getting fat again.
- 6:39I quit drinking beer, but now I'm drinking Reese's Pieces.
- 6:43So Halloween was pretty good. It went pretty well.
- 6:46It was nice weather.
- 6:49There was a bunch of people out.
- 6:51I was scaring people with my Jason Meyers costume.
- 6:58I wanted to watch some scary movies for Halloween.
- 7:01I put on my old favorite, I watch like every year, Trick or Treat.
- 7:05I think Trick or Treat is the best Halloween movie for some reason.
- 7:10It encapsulates Halloween night very, very nicely.
- 7:16It's got like, it's one of those anthologies.
- 7:20It's got three stories in it, which everybody kind of hates, but all the stories tie together.
- 7:24It's all in the same town.
- 7:26It's all one evening on Halloween.
- 7:28It's spooky, scary.
- 7:30It's got the parties. It's got the kids stuff.
- 7:32It's got the monster.
- 7:34It's a great movie.
- 7:36I love that.
- 7:38Then I was looking for another movie.
- 7:42It's like, oh, Candy Man.
- 7:46I haven't watched Candy Man in a long time.
- 7:48Maybe I'll put Candy Man on.
- 7:50But then right next to Candy Man on Amazon, Prome, on Prime,
- 7:57the new Candy Man.
- 7:59Faust is a good Halloween one.
- 8:01I don't think I ever saw, hold on.
- 8:03What is Faust?
- 8:05Faust.
- 8:06Faust.
- 8:07Dr. Fausty.
- 8:08Yeah, Faust the movie.
- 8:11Faust movie.
- 8:13There's a few of them.
- 8:14What is it?
- 8:15The 1926 one?
- 8:17You watching the old Faust?
- 8:19The Erratics?
- 8:21I don't think I've ever seen Faust.
- 8:25Faust and the Furious?
- 8:30There's a few Fausts.
- 8:32I'll have to maybe check out Fausts.
- 8:34Because this looks pretty dope.
- 8:36So there was the Candy Man.
- 8:41Then next to the Candy Man, there was a new Candy Man.
- 8:45That came out from Jordan Peele or whatever.
- 8:50Jordan Peele, he had a couple good movies, but he's not...
- 8:55He kind of sucks, man.
- 8:57Like the new Twilight Zone, that sucked.
- 8:59This Candy Man movie was fucking horrible.
- 9:01It was really bad.
- 9:03It was so...
- 9:04How bad was it?
- 9:06It was so bad that it was just...
- 9:09It was horrible.
- 9:11At first, it was kind of filmed decently.
- 9:14So I was like, when it first started, I was like,
- 9:16oh man, this might be kind of cool.
- 9:18They're talking about...
- 9:19I thought this was going to be like a remake.
- 9:22But it's not a remake.
- 9:24I'm going to spoil it for you because...
- 9:26Who gives a shit?
- 9:28Who gives a shit?
- 9:30If you really wanted to see the new Candy Man movie,
- 9:33and you're scared about spoilers,
- 9:35then you got too much damn free time on your hands.
- 9:39I'll tell you.
- 9:40I'll tell you that much.
- 9:43So it was kind of cool because it was tying back
- 9:45to the old movie, the original movie.
- 9:47Like they were talking about the...
- 9:49Which I barely remember.
- 9:51I barely remembered the original movie.
- 9:53I haven't seen it in so long.
- 9:54I actually should have probably just watched that instead.
- 9:56But in the original movie, there's a...
- 10:01It's not the nose Candy Man.
- 10:03At the end, the woman is trying to save a baby
- 10:06from getting thrown into a fire,
- 10:09and then she goes into a fire,
- 10:11and then...
- 10:13So this movie, I'm just going to spoil it.
- 10:15The kid that almost got thrown in the fire
- 10:17starts turning into Candy Man.
- 10:19He's like a painter,
- 10:21and he hears the story of the Candy Man,
- 10:24and then he starts painting the Candy Man.
- 10:27Then he becomes obsessed with the Candy Man,
- 10:29and then the Candy Man,
- 10:31he starts seeing the Candy Man,
- 10:33and then...
- 10:35And the new actor that they have playing the new Candy Man,
- 10:39the old Candy Man,
- 10:41because the new Candy Man is the baby
- 10:44that turns into the new Candy Man,
- 10:46but they show the old Candy Man,
- 10:49they show him, but he's not...
- 10:52Tony Todd.
- 10:53My man Tony Todd.
- 10:54I love Tony Todd.
- 10:56Tony Todd passed away, sadly,
- 10:59but I would talk to him on X every now and then.
- 11:02He always posted cool music,
- 11:06and jazz music, and old timey hip hop,
- 11:10and whatnot, and I'd be like,
- 11:12oh man, I like this.
- 11:14I like what you're putting down here, Tony Todd,
- 11:16and he actually followed me.
- 11:18We talked a little bit, me and Tony Todd,
- 11:21and I felt...
- 11:24It felt good, and then he died,
- 11:27and I felt bad, and then I cried.
- 11:32So he...
- 11:35The dude gets obsessed with Candy,
- 11:37he's like,
- 11:38Mom, you never told me I was the baby
- 11:40in the Candy Man movie.
- 11:42I'm mad at you, Mama.
- 11:44And then he...
- 11:50It's...
- 11:51The movie ends with him...
- 11:54He gets like bees that fly around his head.
- 11:56It looked kind of cool when he was like...
- 11:59He started to float, because the bees were picking him up
- 12:02by his ears.
- 12:03I don't know what the fuck they were doing.
- 12:05And...
- 12:07But then it...
- 12:09It does a close-up on his face,
- 12:11and it does this horrible-looking projection shot
- 12:16of Tony Todd's face over his face,
- 12:19and he's like...
- 12:21I forget what they say, but he says something dumb.
- 12:24He says something dumb, like...
- 12:28Don't forget me, the Candy Man.
- 12:31I was like...
- 12:32And then it ends, it just ends.
- 12:35Why...
- 12:36Why did they put...
- 12:38They showed the Candy Man in the new movie
- 12:41that was supposed to be Tony Todd in the original movie,
- 12:44so they updated him because Tony Todd is dead
- 12:47and they didn't do this whole...
- 12:49The 3D thing or any of that,
- 12:52so they had a new actor for it.
- 12:54So then the new guy turns into a Candy Man,
- 12:57and then they put Tony Todd's face on him.
- 13:00What the fuck is she doing?
- 13:03What is she doing?
- 13:05Why is she doing this to me?
- 13:07This is dumb, it doesn't make sense.
- 13:09I was like, I don't know, my dumbness doesn't make sense.
- 13:13So yeah, I would say totally pass up on that movie.
- 13:16And...
- 13:18And...
- 13:19Yeah, Jordan Peele, stop...
- 13:22Stop making bad movies, man.
- 13:26Stop.
- 13:27Just stop.
- 13:29Um...
- 13:31Yeah, so that was...
- 13:34That was that.
- 13:35I think that was...
- 13:37That's basically all the Halloween updates that I have to give you.
- 13:42Yeah, I guess that's it.
- 13:44There's nothing else to really say about that.
- 13:46Uh...
- 13:48Uh...
- 13:50Uh...
- 13:52Uh...
- 13:54Uh...
- 13:55The Party Line Show.
- 13:57Let's talk about the Party Line Show.
- 13:59The new Dvorak Endeavor.
- 14:02The Endeavor of the Party Line.
- 14:05I heard, uh...
- 14:07That...
- 14:09That asshole Zindu called them.
- 14:11He left a voicemail.
- 14:13I left a voicemail too.
- 14:15But Zindu left one, all that stuff.
- 14:17Uh...
- 14:19The...
- 14:20The show was fun.
- 14:22I have...
- 14:23There was two issues I have with the show.
- 14:25Uh...
- 14:26It was their first episode, so of course they're gonna have technical difficulty.
- 14:29They didn't have everything set.
- 14:31That was fine.
- 14:32They got through it pretty quick.
- 14:34Brennan was able to get everything working.
- 14:37But somebody had a line feedback.
- 14:40I heard, uh...
- 14:41Somebody had some line feedback going on.
- 14:43I don't know who had it.
- 14:44It was like a...
- 14:46It wasn't very loud.
- 14:48It wasn't very loud, so, you know, it was an...
- 14:51It was an...
- 14:52Okay...
- 14:53Level of line feedback.
- 14:55But I heard it.
- 14:57You gotta get that out of there.
- 14:59You gotta get that out of there, Brennan.
- 15:01Um...
- 15:02And the other issue I have with the Party Line Show,
- 15:04but maybe that's why it's called Party Line,
- 15:07is whenever there's a podcast or a radio show or a talk show,
- 15:11and there's more than two people,
- 15:14it starts becoming a...
- 15:16It becomes a madhouse.
- 15:18It becomes a crazy, crazy madhouse.
- 15:20There was a...
- 15:22They had Mimi, they had Brennan, they had...
- 15:25Um...
- 15:27The...
- 15:29The...
- 15:30Dana Brunetti, they had John S. Dvorak.
- 15:34So that was at four people.
- 15:36Did they have another person?
- 15:38I think they...
- 15:39I think it was four.
- 15:40No, I think there was another person on there, too.
- 15:43I think there was...
- 15:44I think there was a fifth person.
- 15:46Uh...
- 15:48Uh...
- 15:50I don't remember.
- 15:52I...
- 15:53I don't think...
- 15:54Yeah, then the...
- 15:56But, um...
- 15:58So there was just way too many people, uh,
- 16:00talking over each other.
- 16:02Mostly, it seemed like Mimi was getting talked over.
- 16:04I think her mic was a little bit lower.
- 16:07So, you kept hearing Mimi in the background going,
- 16:10uh, uh, like she was about to start talking.
- 16:13And she kept, uh, getting...
- 16:15She kept getting talked over.
- 16:16I felt bad for her.
- 16:18It's like, dear God!
- 16:20Shut up, let Mimi talk.
- 16:22Let Mimi say something to he.
- 16:25They kept, uh, they kept talking over.
- 16:27It was...
- 16:28It was...
- 16:30It was kind of sad.
- 16:31I was like, oh man, there's too many people talking.
- 16:34Um, but it was a good show.
- 16:36I liked it.
- 16:37I'm curious to see where it's gonna go.
- 16:39Um...
- 16:41They're probably gonna have some guests on there,
- 16:43and they're just gonna ruin it.
- 16:45Like, they're probably gonna have, like, me on it.
- 16:47Like, probably this Sunday.
- 16:50Probably this Sunday coming.
- 16:52They're probably gonna have me on it.
- 16:54And I'm just gonna...
- 16:55I'm just gonna totally...
- 16:56I'm totally gonna ruin the show.
- 16:58I'm gonna be on the party line show,
- 17:00uh, this Sunday, everybody.
- 17:03So, tune in live.
- 17:05It's a funny, uh, Mimi sent me an email.
- 17:08Yeah, I'm just, you know,
- 17:10I'm naming and dropping now, you know.
- 17:12Me and Mimi were like this.
- 17:14We're like finger-banging.
- 17:16Um, it's...
- 17:17I mean, like, we're close with, like, two fingers.
- 17:20We're not...
- 17:21Okay.
- 17:22She sent me an email.
- 17:23She wrote,
- 17:25the show starts at 11 PST.
- 17:29I have no idea what that is in your time zone.
- 17:33You're, like, in the Far East.
- 17:35She said it was...
- 17:36It's like the Far East.
- 17:38You think they should have...
- 17:41I could... I could pretend to be Cali...
- 17:44Hey, guys, I'm just gonna talk about everybody.
- 17:47I'm gonna say jokes constantly.
- 17:48I'm gonna pretend to do voices of other people.
- 17:50Uh, hey, Brennan.
- 17:52Hi, I'm Brennan.
- 17:53Uh, this is how Brennan talks.
- 17:55And then there's Dana Brunetti.
- 17:57I still find it crazy that Dana Brunetti
- 18:00has to do podcasts from his truck
- 18:03because his house is too big.
- 18:06Talk about problems I wish I had.
- 18:09But I don't...
- 18:11Like, is he just not getting close to his...
- 18:14his microphone, or is he not have, um,
- 18:17very... I'm very curious about his sound setup
- 18:20because, you know, the sewer is pretty big.
- 18:23I do have all this, uh, the padding on the wall back there.
- 18:25Nah, it's really... that's just fake.
- 18:27That's fake.
- 18:28It's not really there.
- 18:30Um, but he sounded like he was talking on a, like, a...
- 18:34like, a laptop microphone 10 feet away in a bathroom
- 18:39on when he was doing the No Agenda show.
- 18:41I even told him, I was like, dude, he...
- 18:43what's going on here?
- 18:45You got the... you got the... you got the...
- 18:48you got the money.
- 18:49You got a microphone.
- 18:51Yeah, and this microphone that I'm using right here
- 18:53was 30 bucks, 40 bucks, 60 bucks or something.
- 18:55It was cheap.
- 18:56Do it.
- 18:57He said that he is doing it, and it's just that his house
- 19:00is too damn big.
- 19:01So I'm trying to... I'm trying to get into his house
- 19:04right now.
- 19:05Ha ha ha.
- 19:07Nah.
- 19:08But, uh, but he does seem like he would come on...
- 19:11on my show.
- 19:12I think they were talking about it on Partyline.
- 19:14I'll think about it.
- 19:15Maybe I'll interview Dana Brunetti
- 19:17and see how he's... see what he's like
- 19:20in... in the bed.
- 19:23I'm gonna try to sleep with him.
- 19:25Nah.
- 19:27I don't think...
- 19:31I don't think Dana Brunetti would get along with me
- 19:34very well.
- 19:35I think, um, people that have a lot of money
- 19:38don't like me.
- 19:39Because I'm a rat.
- 19:40I think there's something about me being, like,
- 19:43um, so... so dirty, so raw, that people of wealth
- 19:51just... they... they put their nose above me.
- 19:54Nah, I would... I would still... I'd talk to him.
- 19:56I... I don't really know too much about him.
- 19:58I've never seen 50 Shades of Grey.
- 20:00But I did... I guess I do have a lot of questions.
- 20:03I could... I could ask him.
- 20:05So maybe one day, Dana Brunetti will be on this show.
- 20:09I don't have... that's not all lined up.
- 20:11But I don't think he's gonna be on the Partyline next week.
- 20:14So I can't ask him then, but I will ask them
- 20:17to ask him for me.
- 20:18I'll put the... I'll put the cheese out there.
- 20:21But I... I would not be able to, um...
- 20:26I would not be able to do a show from a truck constantly.
- 20:29I don't know how he does that.
- 20:31Uh, I guess maybe... his truck is probably bigger than the sewer.
- 20:35He's probably got a huge truck too, so...
- 20:37he's probably got a bathroom in his truck and everything.
- 20:41It must... it must be cool...
- 20:45to have that... to have that type of... type of cage.
- 20:50That cash flow.
- 20:52Uh, I did start watching the Gran Turismo movie.
- 20:57Not the... not the Clint Eastwood racist one.
- 21:00The one with the PlayStation video game players.
- 21:03I think I started watching, like, the beginning of it.
- 21:05It wasn't bad.
- 21:06I didn't get through the whole thing though.
- 21:07I forget why.
- 21:08Cause I got high, maybe.
- 21:10Cause I got high...
- 21:12Do-do-do-do-do-do.
- 21:14But... but, you know...
- 21:17Like, I got... you know, cause like...
- 21:19I was... he's a producer, right?
- 21:21So he basically just throws money at it.
- 21:23He was like, here's money, 50 shades of gray.
- 21:26Make a movie, they made a movie, then he got more money back from it.
- 21:30And house of cards, he just said, here's money, make house of cards,
- 21:33and he got more money back.
- 21:34Where'd he get his original money from?
- 21:37I got... I got to find out about all the...
- 21:39I got to find out about brun- brunettiasms.
- 21:43So, maybe that will happen one day soon as well.
- 21:46We'll see. We'll see.
- 21:48But yeah, so tune in Sunday to the party, the Partay Line.
- 21:53And we'll talk about Partay Line stuff, you know.
- 21:57I'mma try to spice it up a little bit.
- 22:01I don't know how.
- 22:03Clint Eastwood, he was in Gran Turismo.
- 22:06I think he was like, racist in that movie, wasn't he?
- 22:09Let me...
- 22:12Was Clint Eastwood racist in Gran Turismo?
- 22:21Clint Eastwood is not racist in real life.
- 22:24I didn't ask that.
- 22:25Oh, it's Gran Turino, not Gran Turismo.
- 22:29He played Walt Wachowski, a grumpy aging Korean war veteran,
- 22:36living in changing Detroit neighborhood.
- 22:39Why are they just really just not saying if he was racist or not?
- 22:45Was he racist in the movie?
- 22:51Rassfist?
- 22:52Yes! Walt Wachowski was openly and deeply racist.
- 22:59He was a completely racist dude.
- 23:03Constant racial slurs.
- 23:06He's got to have said something funny.
- 23:08Let me look up Walt Wachowski, Walt Kowalski's...
- 23:16He's got to have said something funny, alright?
- 23:18Let's look up Walt Wachowski.
- 23:22Funny.
- 23:24Funny Walt Wachat.
- 23:38It's very important to my mom that you accept and it would be an insult if you were viewed.
- 23:42He's the one who tried to steal my car.
- 23:43All of a sudden I'm the bad guy.
- 23:45If he doesn't want to do it, then let's just go.
- 23:48Shut up!
- 23:50Yeah, shut up.
- 23:52Jesus, I chose to marry these one-brawns that are like badgers.
- 23:55Son of a bitch, I never thought it'd show.
- 23:58Eh, eh.
- 24:00Son of a bitch.
- 24:02Man, Clint Eastwood, man.
- 24:03He's a cool dude.
- 24:06Ah, I don't want to say anything else because of how everybody has been dropping dead lately.
- 24:13Jebus.
- 24:15Patrick Stewart is gone.
- 24:18He was pretty old though, but he was Patrick Stewart.
- 24:23How old he be?
- 24:25How old he be before he was 86?
- 24:28That's a pretty good life.
- 24:30Didn't Patrick Stewart make a movie where he was a racist too?
- 24:34The Green Room?
- 24:35Man, all these people, I think they...
- 24:38Nah, this is a joke.
- 24:41I'm not being serious, but...
- 24:43I think these actors just take movies being a racist so they could just say a whole bunch of racist stuff.
- 24:49Like, be a blatant racist out loud.
- 24:52Goddamn picklebacks!
- 24:56Nickel-nickel-squeezers and...
- 24:59That's racist, right?
- 25:00Am I saying racist stuff?
- 25:05Are you pointy-toed Australians?
- 25:14That's... you know...
- 25:17Yeah, why couldn't they have taken Takay?
- 25:20It's only Takay and...
- 25:26Wow, I've shat-n-er.
- 25:29His name just fell out.
- 25:31He just slipped out of my hands.
- 25:33Alright, everybody, we're gonna take a quick music break.
- 25:37Let's listen to some tunes.
- 25:38We got a whole bunch of music here tonight.
- 25:40Not too much. We got some.
- 25:42There was gonna be a Big Foot Assault, but it fell through.
- 25:47Mystery Man, he said he's got the flu.
- 25:51I don't know where he's going, but it sounded serious.
- 25:56No Jane Hanoi.
- 25:59I haven't really done any AI stuff lately at all,
- 26:04other than being a meat proxy at work,
- 26:08but I haven't generated any AI pornography in months now.
- 26:14I mean, Big Foot Assaults are a Dark Sewer news network.
- 26:20Maybe I'll bring...
- 26:22Turn Off Auto Mods? What are you talking about?
- 26:25I got auto... I don't have any mods, do I?
- 26:29Hold on here.
- 26:30What do you... is Tray from Philly being silly?
- 26:34What is an auto mod?
- 26:37Turn Off Twitch Auto Mod.
- 26:42Bring back Zindu... Zindu is never coming back.
- 26:46Zindu is a traitor, a thief, a charlatan,
- 26:51and he's probably a lesbian too.
- 26:55There's Auto Mods in the Twitch chat.
- 26:57Open my Twitch Creator Dashboard.
- 27:00Alright, I'm in there.
- 27:02Click Moderation in the left-hand menu.
- 27:05Moderation.
- 27:07Click on Settings.
- 27:10Settings.
- 27:12Click on Auto Mod and Message Filtering.
- 27:16Auto Mod and Message Filtering.
- 27:19I have it... it's on low.
- 27:25You could say sexual things, you could say profanity,
- 27:27but discrimination and slurs is missing.
- 27:30Alright, fine.
- 27:32Anyway, what... you could say...
- 27:34Let me not change the Auto Mod.
- 27:37You could probably say your slurs in the other chat, right?
- 27:40You could say it over here.
- 27:43Slur, slur, slur.
- 27:46Does this slur go into Twitch? Does that go to...
- 27:49Does that go into the Twitch?
- 27:52Slur, slur, slur. You could say slurs in there.
- 27:54Slur it up. Look, there's slurs all over the damn place.
- 27:59You're not gonna log in there, but you're gonna log in...
- 28:02Trey, you just want to log...
- 28:04You just want to say, race this stuff in my chat?
- 28:07Is that really what you're here for?
- 28:12Damn it, Trey!
- 28:14Alright, no, I could see it. You wrote, listen here, you filthy little fagot.
- 28:19I see it.
- 28:22I could ban you. There's a button for me to ban you.
- 28:27I'm gonna report you.
- 28:29You're ban Trey from Philly!
- 28:32You called me a little fagot!
- 28:34Did you forget how to spell beautiful man?
- 28:39Well, I hope it doesn't...
- 28:42Yeah, I see the automa... Wait, there's another automa?
- 28:45It doesn't show me all of them.
- 28:47Alright, I wonder what else you called me tonight.
- 28:50You filthy, you filthy man, you disgusting filthy man.
- 28:56Anyway, let's get back to the music.
- 28:58We got TLP coming at you with Just Do It.
- 29:12Let's get right back.
- 29:42Let's get right back.
- 30:12I'm FanTank, FanTank.
- 30:14Don't, don't, don't.
- 30:16Fan just do it.
- 30:22Don't, don't, don't.
- 30:24Just Do It.
- 30:32Line, up, in train, blue and pink.
- 30:36A little white, to get me right.
- 30:40Now it's on
- 30:43Everybody's movin', bass is boomin'
- 30:47Body's groovin', can't stop the music
- 30:53Don't think, think, think, think
- 30:55Don't, don't think, just
- 31:10Don't think, think, think, think
- 31:18Up on the upper floor
- 31:21How are you, baby, gimme more
- 31:25Wash it down another round
- 31:28Take it to another level
- 31:30I've never settled
- 31:32Everybody's movin', bass is boomin'
- 31:36body's grooving can't stop the music
- 31:42don't think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think
- 31:45just do it
- 31:52i see you there across the floor
- 31:55need you baby show me more
- 31:59take a number now you're mine
- 32:03Take you home just in time
- 32:14Everybody's moving, bass is booming
- 32:17Body's grooving, can't stop the music
- 32:24Don't think, think, think, think, think, think, think
- 32:27Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it
- 32:31Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it
- 32:38Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it
- 32:42Yeah, it's do-it
- 32:45Do it, baby, do it
- 32:48That was definitely AI music
- 32:50I think SoundCloud is just all AI music now
- 32:55now actually probably everything is just all a my music I don't I don't know any
- 32:59of the new musicians anymore I think I think all all the musicians right now
- 33:06could just be completely fake and I would not even know like it's I don't
- 33:10even where did where do people hear new music wait is there even radio stations
- 33:17on anymore with terrestrial antennas and and live are there people with with
- 33:24music and stuff homegrown hits they got to is it they don't play AI music they
- 33:32don't do the AI stuff there it's just new humans
- 33:37geez they don't they play right well the song I just played it was real real fake
- 33:44I think I feel bad like imagine that artist is like I'm a real woman Nick the
- 33:51rat fucking you're not a real rat suck dick bitch I am a rat um so homegrown
- 33:59hits plays that stuff I like I like homegrown hits I put it on sometimes but
- 34:08I didn't know that it was all real yeah the Adam going with the it's funny
- 34:18because the last episode of no agenda with Horowitz which was long he made a
- 34:27lot of donations that episode at the beginning they were playing it where
- 34:31no agenda we we don't do advertising's and we don't play jingles they're like
- 34:39but you know they played jingles before they had jingles like you've got karma
- 34:44those are those are jingles okay so they do the jingles the you know yeah I'm
- 34:52just like he just likes the I am using I told him I told him yeah he would a
- 34:58job would not have let that fly but you know he's not there to stop him
- 35:05me but you know at least the show is over now so he can't play any more AI
- 35:15music on there have a make a song about Jason Callicanus grown up in Brooklyn
- 35:21selling cassette tapes on a song I did hear you know there's a couple of songs
- 35:28that are really good with AI and and I kind of want to I kind of want to mess
- 35:34around with AI music now I kind of want to see what I could do with like I want to
- 35:38use like I want to grunt into the microphone like do throat singing like
- 35:43Rarriarra and then slap that into a computer and be like hey make this a
- 35:48banger make that good and see what it comes up with it could probably do a
- 35:53decent job you know I'm not saying they got that new stupid song that I keep
- 35:57hearing all over the damn place on the internet's where it's I don't even know
- 36:05how it goes but it's it's a it's a bad song but it is it is when you when you
- 36:13hear it it kind of it kind of gets your attention it's just been and I don't know
- 36:17if it's if it's the algo or if actually it's pretty good I could probably find it
- 36:23like scrolling through YouTube for a little bit but but I'm not gonna even get
- 36:29into that but I want to make Jane Hanoi somebody was like who's Jane Hanoi I got
- 36:33all these shorts over here the Dark Sewer Network news shorts they never
- 36:38got traction you know Jane Hanoi never just caught on it's ridiculous what
- 36:43catches on the the algorithm is horrible the algorithm is evil evil evil let's
- 36:50let's listen to one of these Jane Hanoi quick ones here God in a burger let's
- 36:56see
- 36:58in the flickering light of a late-night McDonald's Harold bid into his cheese
- 37:03burger between the sesame seeds and melted cheese a divine voice spoke I'm
- 37:09here my son in every bite tears stream down his face God was real and delicious
- 37:16he devoured the burger then another and another compelled by holy hunger more the
- 37:24voice whispered hours later his stomach swell grotesquely acute gastric
- 37:30dilatation tore through him as his belly ruptured in agony Harold smiled at
- 37:36last he was one with God 45 views in six months
- 37:4535 views in six months you know it gets hits on on Nick the rat radio on
- 37:53YouTube stop that stop that stop that girls playing with with goo yeah you
- 38:08want to see what gets the hit the go to AI Fauci I got all the AI ASMR that is
- 38:15the name of the playlist I made I love flying now when that one's a horrible
- 38:21one like this one right here that one didn't do good either that was a horrible
- 38:34one but this one here we go we got we got this pumpkin here on this one got
- 38:391.3 thousand views it is it's done they always get 1.3 thousand to so if you
- 38:59want to get 1.3 thousand views on your shorts just make a YouTube has it built
- 39:05in you just type into good like YouTube they make this stupid video and then
- 39:10they make this stupid video me so it's going on in America tonight everybody
- 39:18there's a voting or something happen you guys vote losers voting yes it's what
- 39:31what it's you want to make you feel good doesn't it you get that sticker and then
- 39:38you could stick the sticker and up your ass all show look I voted my civic duty
- 39:47woohoo you gonna pick garbage or trash who who won this year garbage or trash I
- 39:55heard a heard there was a blue wave there was a blue wave everybody red wave
- 40:03blue wave what why who comes out with these terms it's probably some nerd in a
- 40:11box somewhere it's like sir if we do you want to make it seem impactful we just
- 40:18say it's like a blue or a red wave should I just call it like middle finger like a
- 40:26blue middle finger or a red middle finger who won oh it was the red middle
- 40:30finger no it was the blue middle finger either way you getting fucked my
- 40:35friends everybody's getting fucked either way you look at it if if Republicans
- 40:42won you'd be fucked if Democrats won you'd be fucked just in different ways
- 40:48they always come up with fun new inventive ways of fucking you you don't
- 40:53know what it's gonna be either because they're gonna say it's one thing and
- 40:57then they'll fuck you in a whole different hole you know I didn't even
- 41:00know I had that hole for you to fuck me in but they will find it all politicians
- 41:05lie luckily I don't really give a fuck about any of this shit anymore I think
- 41:12at some point you know I kind of cared a little bit but I guess I'm just too old
- 41:19and ate too many gummies the retarded thing I hear that the Democrats gonna
- 41:27be doing not even like I even really think that this was a Republican Democrat
- 41:33thing but they're gonna go after AI they're gonna try to take away our AI
- 41:39titties or something I don't even understand how they could do that how
- 41:43the hell could a political party stop technology especially a technology that
- 41:51already exists it's I don't think you could close that floodgate my friends
- 41:57you are way too late to the game but how are they are they supposed to even do
- 42:02that tray I'm not gonna turn off the auto mod you cannot say slurs in my twitch
- 42:07chat room thank you sir thank you you could say slurs in the IRC chat room
- 42:13bullet this is a this is test I'm only saying I'm gonna oh I forgot my keys the
- 42:25other day I'm just gonna write that there and see if it goes through I forgot my
- 42:36keys the other day let's see if it works in twitch chat twitch chat blocked it
- 42:46yeah I guess that is I guess you can't say that in twitch it's gonna show up on
- 42:51on YouTube though because the the I should probably grab my chat from twitch
- 42:58instead of here so I don't get me me me a little weird how I was gonna sit well
- 43:07it's it's isn't weird how racism is fun but it's also bad like some people are
- 43:17like seriously racist and then there's some people that are just like saying
- 43:23slurs and stuff for fun I guess it's just the people that mean it but how do you
- 43:29get mad at people for saying stuff if it's like dumb I don't know I guess maybe
- 43:38I guess maybe people get mad that you're propagating bad words and stuff bad
- 43:46thoughts it is it is silly either way you look at it I don't know it's kind of
- 43:51like voting I'm not a huge cursor I don't I don't curse that often but I like to
- 43:59not get my head cut off if I accidentally say a bad word every now and then
- 44:04that's like I'm an adult hello hi I'm a human I could say a whole bunch of weird
- 44:12things like blabber do and skip it out but I do do do now maybe you might find
- 44:18that offensive and if you do then go fuck yourself but also you know there are
- 44:25kids in in the world and you probably don't want to be this this is not a
- 44:29child show though this show is not for kids get out of here Billy fuck out of
- 44:38here but you know sometimes there's kids around out here this stuff and that's
- 44:43not good so his awkward it's always awkward when you walk into a store and
- 44:51store is not a giant corporate store so they're playing whatever music they want
- 44:55and and you're just like man I really hope my my children do not understand
- 45:03these words that I'm hearing right now it's like playing I guess it's mainly rap
- 45:11music like what other what other music is there that has that's just like full
- 45:17of slurs like is there country music where as I fuck my bitch riding her tight
- 45:23ass hole or is there that would be kind of cool now I'm thinking about it man
- 45:29it's cursing and a whole bunch of other types of music I guess I guess the metal
- 45:40music sings about well you can't even know what they're saying there's the
- 45:45like they used to be scared that that Rob Schneider was that guy the guy that
- 45:51curse band I don't remember but they were like oh he's talking about Satan in his
- 45:58music and you if you walk into a store and you hear anybody Ozzy Osbourne he
- 46:03was saying yours it could have been anybody but like if you have to explain
- 46:10Satan to a twitch child it's a lot easier to do that than explaining words
- 46:16that would get me kicked off twitch right now dee snider yeah that good that
- 46:22dude somebody a whole bunch of people people people people people listen to a
- 46:36voicemail yeah voicemail coming in we got a shit ton of voicemail mr. harmonica
- 46:41man has been active that's all I could say I think mr. harmonica man has fallen
- 46:47off the wagon or jumped on it I don't know he's under the wagon right now yes
- 46:52true I was the whoo my stuff I have maddie who my stuff back then was a
- 47:02different age and we were closer to God closer to the true nature of being what
- 47:11are you doing Nick quit the parking show delete the messages delete the voicemail
- 47:20delete the website delete and the video come down here to northern Mexico on the
- 47:28Texas border when you get to the border my agents will recognize you would
- 47:33notify me go to the nearest bar order yourself whatever and order me a glass
- 47:40of ice water with ice and I still sit down next to you
- 47:46what if I did that right now what if I did that what would you do would you do
- 47:53would you meet me at the bar you could have some drinks together you with me
- 47:59buddy even though I don't drink anymore
- 48:03oh other than torch but this is some other chemical
- 48:10oh
- 48:14phone lines are open 9177195923 give me a call just um yeah party line they said
- 48:24they're gonna start to screen calls and they can uh good luck good luck party line welcome to
- 48:31party line nick the rat here how you doing tonight hey off a front mountain in the breeze uh
- 48:39it's good to hear from you again there bud it's me still water from uh spearfish out in the decodas
- 48:48out in the decodas does does everybody hear it uh the caller on the phone yeah I guess they do
- 48:52they call your name because you're not coming through the right hole I need you damn it my
- 48:57hoes are fucked I I was supposed to aim for a right hole no but I guess it doesn't matter I don't
- 49:06have a guest on the show tonight so it's fine um no the right the right audio slot you're coming in
- 49:14you're coming in the main line when there should be you should be in a different never never mind
- 49:17how are you doing tonight hey hey hey it's okay it's okay you're doing great all right
- 49:25everyone loves you there bud I hope so I love oh boy I I really sounded um country folk there
- 49:34anyway um you were talking about music there for a while yeah a little bit a little bit about music
- 49:43yeah uh oh hey did you know that I happen to like music too what kind of music do you like
- 49:52like a i means okay oh no no no no I I like um like the the the ska punk rock uh
- 50:04they're meadows uh I I have Scandinavian in me so I I I happen to like meadow uh
- 50:13miracles I also really just um I I've been looking into love songs have you looked at the love songs
- 50:23like the music that they play in the background of porn
- 50:28what what is the murtels can you spell that me the the Dermietals oh uh that's just metal in uh
- 50:37English but that's like um knee deep deep in the dead that you know and that kind of thing
- 50:47oh you're talking about you just said metal metal music yeah yeah yeah Dermietal Dermietal
- 50:58well yeah yeah I'm so confused right now bro what's going on
- 51:06over for a sake give your balls a tug you fucking tit fucker
- 51:10they're all jammed up right there actually hold on let me give them a tug
- 51:18okay so um I've been um like on my own time uh building up like a a set of uh love songs
- 51:32you know because that's a sweet thing you know uh you need sweetness in your life
- 51:40and I don't care whose life it is I think everyone deserves to have um a little bit of honey
- 51:49in their life you know the last great american love song was wet ass pussy
- 51:54well um I don't have a bucket or a mop
- 52:07no I okay so I actually do um uh have a real list for these and some of these are
- 52:17what is the newest one that you have like I'm curious as what is the the late the newest love song
- 52:24the newest love song it doesn't exist so so it was wet ass pussy
- 52:32yeah pretty much what's the newest which okay you have a list right
- 52:37mm-hmm all right on this list which one is the newest okay
- 52:43okay so number three number three and I work we're counting upwards
- 52:54number three better not say don't worry this one isn't heavy metal uh
- 53:04number three is I want to hold your hand by the beetle to hold your hand
- 53:13and I know that that's that's a bold choice because I know that the odd father would argue with me
- 53:23because he thinks that that's the best love song ever made and I'm like oh no no no no
- 53:30wait a minute there's some other weird shit you haven't heard if they made this song today
- 53:36what they would call it I want to flick your thong
- 53:42mm if they wanted more views sure but I feel like they hit it home
- 53:52um
- 54:00oh man we haven't even gotten through the first one thing they have it
- 54:07is that the second one no no that's not the second one which one is that that's
- 54:13that's the second one okay so this one uh comes from uh a a group that most people don't know about
- 54:27but they are the instinct of Fargo North Dakota and the song is swept for you by the blenders
- 54:39isn't that racist? Baby I swept for you
- 54:46or I swept for you because I was janitor
- 54:51no it it starts with a doo-wop uh
- 54:56that came out in 1966
- 55:08wait you ain't never heard of any song like that
- 55:12is was that it did you hear it or no
- 55:16no I I didn't hear it oh man I'm trying not to get hit with a copyright right all right let me pop
- 55:21this through this yeah yeah yeah panel hold on here I don't I don't think that the blenders are going to be um
- 55:29uh legit legit
- 55:33you know that I'm swept for you baby
- 55:38okay I um do you hear that or no
- 55:43no I don't hear it I'm gonna hang on um can you hum a few bars
- 55:49said uh I forgot what he said already hold on
- 55:52I'm swept for you you know that I'm swept for you baby
- 55:59you you know that I'm swept for you baby
- 56:06something like that no and it's time you were told
- 56:13and it's time yeah yeah that's it you got it and you got the next part yeah yeah I didn't hear any of that
- 56:21all right well I heard the band before that so I knew how to finish it all right well now my
- 56:27my channel has been struck in by the yeah yeah so so that's with number two um I think that is a
- 56:34great love song right there you know I don't that's weird I want to see the lyrics for this song let me
- 56:42because how did how does like sweeping like sweep sweeping the house like your house is dirty
- 56:51lyrics let's get these lyrics yeah yeah yeah I actually do remember the lyrics to this song
- 56:56you know that I swear for you because I'm a huge dork and did you figure that out
- 57:03you're a huge dork yeah uh I never thought it was a dork I was just asking if you figured that one out
- 57:11no I always just thought you were a cool dude oh oh you're such a sweetheart yeah I'm swept for
- 57:21you baby way down deep in my soul the first time that I met you I was swept up my feet
- 57:32no I I actually got that wrong yeah you did I'm looking at the lyrics right here
- 57:37I'm like you're way off buddy you're way I just didn't have the heart to tell you
- 57:43yeah I did it on purpose you messed up on purpose on on purpose uh huh I'm just like
- 57:49a phone I would have a windy day and you're like the breeze that comes and sweeps me and
- 57:55swept me away you're like a broom yeah I'm like dust in the room
- 58:02ah what oh you baby yeah yeah oh your presence isn't that a sweet love song puts me on air
- 58:15I don't have to see you to know to know that you're there because you're farting so much
- 58:22in the room yeah oh yeah that's pretty good you know it's
- 58:30it's pretty easy yeah a little simple I mean you were talking about music and of course
- 58:38the most obvious thing is hey love songs let's look into this so we got swept for you baby
- 58:48and we got hold your hand is there any female singers with good love love songs
- 58:59oh did you have one in mind no I'm asking you said you have a list buddy I don't have a list
- 59:07the last female singer great song what else pussy once again
- 59:11geez no it it doesn't matter the gender and actually my number one matter is probably the
- 59:21weirdest one because I mean honestly the guy doesn't have anything better it was for the longest time
- 59:35by Billy Joel oh oh for the longest time oh for the longest time oh yeah
- 59:44but Billy Joel is he's a man yeah I want one man song I want a sweet song
- 59:54hey woman about love that would be the temptations or something right they probably have some oh yeah
- 1:00:00oh oh the temptations were great too yeah but hey do you know why it was always the men
- 1:00:09singing the love songs it's because the men are the ones who have to profess the love to the woman
- 1:00:21and so of course they would do that their song
- 1:00:24these bishes make us work for it
- 1:00:31yeah yeah they don't make it easy on us at all huh
- 1:00:38these ladies out here just have to be just have to shower
- 1:00:44yeah shower yeah I'll sweep for you baby oh but hey you know what hold your hand it doesn't look
- 1:00:51every single every single person out there with a song in their heart hey
- 1:01:00they're doing all right you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah and yeah yeah dude and it's been a
- 1:01:11tough year for all of us and I wanted to check in on you and say hey there's still love songs out there
- 1:01:22I want to use my swiffer in your house
- 1:01:26because when you're walking around here dripping love
- 1:01:32I want a swiffer for you hot mama oh yeah for sure and check out check out the blenders
- 1:01:43they got a rod deal and I think it was because um
- 1:01:47I kind of think that they just didn't like the satanism in the music industry and um actually um
- 1:01:59since we're going into uh the christmas season yeah easily the best christmas album is nog
- 1:02:11and og by the blenders check it out by the guy on deep space nine
- 1:02:21that'd be cool yeah sure nog and I just I just wanted to check in with you and with the rest of
- 1:02:31the sewer chat I love you guys we love you too love yeah peace and love from spearfish
- 1:02:41peace love you yeah brooklyn are you are you in the blue wave or the red wave
- 1:02:49which wave has crashed upon you politically is where that people even care about um
- 1:02:55the politics in their state because you know I guess it does make a difference some states are
- 1:03:04different you go around things there's a different different feel you basically live your life the
- 1:03:09same in most places though well since Utah and you need a whole bunch of swifters um
- 1:03:17there's something we're gonna take uh a music break yeah it's 11 o'clock we'll take a we'll take
- 1:03:25a music break we would I thought we were gonna be uh have a short show tonight but it's probably gonna be
- 1:03:31pretty long that's right nick boys remember their past life experiences more often than
- 1:03:38little girls and who shall you be talking to now but mercil merniel capolini your father nick
- 1:03:47your real father I want you to go search for a birthmark which indicates the origin
- 1:03:59of your origination this birthmark sir my son can be found between your mother's legs go find
- 1:04:12your mother spread her legs open and look right directly in the center you'll see a slit that is
- 1:04:19where I stuck my penis and it became engorged with throbbing blood vessels and I got stuck in
- 1:04:27there for a good many of hours until I was relieved of you now I never got to tell you this because
- 1:04:39I didn't stick around mom but quit the show Nick delete the voicemail delete abel read message on
- 1:04:50the discord delete the youtube video delete the website just can't I can't I can't I was getting
- 1:05:06really hung up on the word birthmark I was like why don't you call it a birthmark if
- 1:05:11are all birthmarks there from birth and then I was like if you get a mark later do because people
- 1:05:17do you grow marks can marks come later people get freckles when they get older right are freckles
- 1:05:22not birthmarks are birthmarks only there when you're born is a freckle when you're born a birthmark
- 1:05:28um
- 1:05:32because I'm sure that there's a lot of words that exist
- 1:05:36but I'm sure there's like medical terms for these things there's probably like a real word for I
- 1:05:42think birthmark is not um like a like a real word right like it's not just like a word that
- 1:05:49came out of came out of somebody's mouth one day
- 1:05:52a birthmark let's look at this up let's get a definition of that there uh colored or raised
- 1:06:01skin spot present at birth or appearing shortly after how shortly after how long after birth
- 1:06:10could it be now if you get it when you're 10 that's not really shortly after but what if you get it
- 1:06:17when you're 10 and you live to be 50 so that's kind of shortly after birth in the span of your life
- 1:06:26can it still be called a birthmark that is uh
- 1:06:35that's what I'm worried about I don't even know I'm worried about that
- 1:06:39that sounds like uh something you don't want between your legs there brown or black moles
- 1:06:50present at birth larger congenital moles carry a higher risk of turning into skin cancer melanoma
- 1:07:01so why don't they just call it pre-melanoma instead of birthmarks you're like this thing is uh
- 1:07:07as pre-melanoma is that encapsulate all of these are all these pre-melanomas
- 1:07:18weird that they're associated in birth with death it's trying to kill you um later in life and should
- 1:07:26be monitored by a doctor which is not a spin doctor when to see a doctor if that is is
- 1:07:34bleeding if you're if you're if y'all pre-melanoma is bleeding please go to a doctor
- 1:07:45right now good night net net and let's take a quick music break with utopia fade
- 1:07:53brasses of my belief
- 1:07:58basses even
- 1:08:03AULC
- 1:10:03I want to leave you behind.
- 1:10:10Do you know what I'm here?
- 1:11:03It really is supposed to be brasses?
- 1:11:16I got that wrong then.
- 1:11:18I typed it down as basses.
- 1:11:23Basis.
- 1:11:24Basically.
- 1:11:25Basically.
- 1:11:26Ow.
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- 1:13:44That's the last place you could donate.
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- 1:13:49I'm very upset about not being able to get boosted and all that other crazy stuff in the lightning network.
- 1:13:58I have to get a job.
- 1:14:03Do you want to get this electronic money?
- 1:14:05You need to jump through hoops to do it.
- 1:14:09Especially in New York.
- 1:14:11New York is a very hard place to deal with the lightning network.
- 1:14:19You can't just change it to dollars and spend it.
- 1:14:24Shucks.
- 1:14:34Maybe one day that'll change.
- 1:14:36Probably not.
- 1:14:40I don't think New York is very much in favor of digital currency.
- 1:14:46Dead by Daylight.
- 1:14:48Burnt peanut.
- 1:14:50Retarded internet drama.
- 1:14:53I don't really want to talk about that.
- 1:14:56Dead by Daylight.
- 1:14:57Not so fun.
- 1:14:59Apparently the...
- 1:15:01It's an old game too. Who cares?
- 1:15:04Whatever.
- 1:15:08Kathy Ho-Chul.
- 1:15:10She Won.
- 1:15:14So that's cool.
- 1:15:15Heidi Klum.
- 1:15:17She had a cool hand costume.
- 1:15:20Did you guys see Heidi Klum's costume?
- 1:15:22Why does she always get dressed up?
- 1:15:24Why do Heidi Klum get dressed up?
- 1:15:28Heidi Klum.
- 1:15:30Is it because her name is like Heidi?
- 1:15:33And she's in a costume? She's like hiding?
- 1:15:36She's like, haha, Heidi.
- 1:15:38Her boobs not hiding right there in that picture.
- 1:15:40Heidi Klum.
- 1:15:43Heidi Klum Halloween.
- 1:15:46She was a big gory hand.
- 1:15:48She wears all these cool costumes.
- 1:15:52I wonder who is her...
- 1:15:54I got to log into Facebook.
- 1:15:56This is a 18 plus account to see her hand.
- 1:16:00Ugh.
- 1:16:03I guess so.
- 1:16:04Her face is inside the back of it.
- 1:16:07And she's walking on these big legs.
- 1:16:09There's latex is probably in that thing.
- 1:16:14I wouldn't even want to get dressed up like that.
- 1:16:16I'd be very uncomfortable.
- 1:16:18No matter how well made it is.
- 1:16:21How long is she doing these costumes for?
- 1:16:23Is she out all night?
- 1:16:25Or she just go out, take pictures, and then go back in and take this off.
- 1:16:28It's got to take hours to get that all on there too.
- 1:16:32Um...
- 1:16:35Do-do-boop-do-do-boop.
- 1:16:38There's that new Godzilla movie coming out.
- 1:16:42Godzilla movies aren't that good in general.
- 1:16:45They could probably make a really good one, but...
- 1:16:48I haven't really enjoyed any of these Godzilla movies very much.
- 1:16:51I think Godzilla is a cool creature.
- 1:16:54But I'm not a big fan of most of the movies.
- 1:16:57I miss the...
- 1:16:59They should do like a new man in the suit one.
- 1:17:03Just make it like cool.
- 1:17:06Like an anime or something.
- 1:17:08Like a live action anime of Godzilla wreck and shit.
- 1:17:12Make it fun. Have fun with it.
- 1:17:15They are making a Lego set though of the dude.
- 1:17:19Maybe the old, big giant.
- 1:17:22Oh no. Hello, hello, caller. Are you there?
- 1:17:26Okay.
- 1:17:28I take a little bit of offense on you talking smack on my boy Godzilla.
- 1:17:36Only a little bit of smack.
- 1:17:38Godzilla minus one was a great movie.
- 1:17:44I thought it was okay.
- 1:17:48Is that where they have like a...
- 1:17:50They surround them in Navy ships and they...
- 1:17:54They shoot them with like...
- 1:17:56Mostly the Navy is fighting them.
- 1:18:00Well, okay.
- 1:18:02And then one guy in an airplane at the end...
- 1:18:06I don't really remember it too well.
- 1:18:08Yeah, yeah.
- 1:18:10With the back propeller?
- 1:18:14Yeah, I think so.
- 1:18:16He looked really...
- 1:18:18I didn't like the look.
- 1:18:20He looked...
- 1:18:22It didn't look very good to me.
- 1:18:24It looked good.
- 1:18:26I'm not saying it was bad looking,
- 1:18:28but it's not the kind of...
- 1:18:30It was 3D-ish.
- 1:18:32It looked...
- 1:18:34I feel like computer animated.
- 1:18:36Right now you're criticizing a franchise based on pure cam.
- 1:18:44Yeah.
- 1:18:46It's stupid on purpose.
- 1:18:48Well, I know, but I want to look cool looking.
- 1:18:50I want to look really real.
- 1:18:54Like real like a dude inside of him jumping around.
- 1:18:58You're talking about gargantuan sized monsters.
- 1:19:02How is that gonna not look stupid?
- 1:19:06Do you think they did a better with Cloverfield?
- 1:19:10How the monster looked in that?
- 1:19:12Well, it's just that Godzilla is a weird looking creature.
- 1:19:14You can't really make Godzilla look real.
- 1:19:16Cloverfield was awful.
- 1:19:18I think we can all agree on that.
- 1:19:20No, I love Cloverfield.
- 1:19:24I should watch it again.
- 1:19:26Hey, you can love what you love, okay?
- 1:19:28Yeah, I'm not saying that.
- 1:19:30Speaking of love, number four of my love song list is a song called Struggling by Old Man Markley.
- 1:19:40Have you heard of that band?
- 1:19:42Struggling.
- 1:19:44Yeah, by Old Man Markley.
- 1:19:50So they decided to fuse bluegrass with punk rock.
- 1:20:04How'd that turn out?
- 1:20:08Pretty well, actually.
- 1:20:10They actually leave a lot of awards.
- 1:20:16Cool.
- 1:20:18I played five seconds of it.
- 1:20:20It's very energetic.
- 1:20:22Very energetic guitar.
- 1:20:24Makes me want to stomp my feet.
- 1:20:26Get drunk and flip a table.
- 1:20:32Oh, yeah. It's a hoedown vibe.
- 1:20:36I always thought hoedown.
- 1:20:38It's when a lady falls over.
- 1:20:44Yeah, actually, the music video for their first song, it's pretty hilarious.
- 1:20:58Everyone just go look at it.
- 1:21:02It's awesome.
- 1:21:04They're there to entertain, and that's what they're about.
- 1:21:10Entertainers.
- 1:21:12I saw the very Midwestern there.
- 1:21:18What is the very Midwestern?
- 1:21:24Oh, I don't know.
- 1:21:26No, actually, that was probably it.
- 1:21:28Utah?
- 1:21:30No, I'm from South Dakota.
- 1:21:34Is that South Dakota Midwest?
- 1:21:38Yeah, because the Midwest doesn't actually mean the Midwest.
- 1:21:48It's really stupid and confusing.
- 1:21:52Oh, yeah, look at that.
- 1:21:54How's that?
- 1:21:58I guess you're...
- 1:22:00Yeah, okay.
- 1:22:02Oklahoma, Kansas.
- 1:22:06I guess North Dakota and South Dakota are still Midwest.
- 1:22:12For some reason, Midwest was lower than South Dakota, but I was looking at Midwest.
- 1:22:26Yeah, you can rest easy knowing that South Dakota is South of North Dakota, even though both of them are North of most of the rest of them.
- 1:22:44What place is Northeast?
- 1:22:48Oh, I don't know.
- 1:22:50It's hard to keep track of.
- 1:22:54I thought that was New England for a second.
- 1:22:58New England's in the middle of the country.
- 1:23:02Yeah, back in the day, apparently that was the case.
- 1:23:08I don't get it either.
- 1:23:12When do you think the first state is going to change their name to a corporation's name?
- 1:23:20Ooh, that's a tough one.
- 1:23:22Alabama one day is the worst place than Amazon.
- 1:23:26I'd probably say Washington because most people think of the tech.
- 1:23:36Bros are in California, but a lot of them are in Washington.
- 1:23:44Yeah.
- 1:23:46That's just a guess.
- 1:23:48That's just a guess.
- 1:23:50Check bro, Ian's.
- 1:23:56Well, and honestly, I really wish they hoped the best of all of them.
- 1:24:04Montana looks like it has a face on its border.
- 1:24:08It's like a dude's nose.
- 1:24:10It's a eyebrows.
- 1:24:14Yeah, for sure.
- 1:24:18Alaska looks like it has a penis here.
- 1:24:20Is this like a fake map?
- 1:24:24Are you just now discovering these interesting facts about America's geography?
- 1:24:32I never really examined the map stone.
- 1:24:36Oh my God, you are so adorable.
- 1:24:48Oh, what is me?
- 1:24:54Isn't that me?
- 1:24:56Didn't you know about Mr. Mimal?
- 1:25:00Mr. Mimal.
- 1:25:02Okay, so when you go down the center of America, Mr. Mimal, M-I-L, it spells out Mimal ending in Louisiana.
- 1:25:20And that spells out the first letter of all of the states going down.
- 1:25:28And it kind of looks like it's a face.
- 1:25:32So Mr. Mimal, that's how you remember it.
- 1:25:36Mr. Mimal.
- 1:25:42Really?
- 1:25:44You never figured that one out before?
- 1:25:46I never heard this one before.
- 1:25:50Yeah, that's a good one.
- 1:25:52It's a good way to remember it.
- 1:25:54I remember Pennsylvania is south of New York. You just remember Panty.
- 1:26:00Yeah, and New Jersey kind of looks like a Jersey shirt, you know?
- 1:26:06Yeah.
- 1:26:08Yeah.
- 1:26:10But hey, you know what? I like all of them, you know?
- 1:26:18You do? What's your favorite place?
- 1:26:22Oh, shucks, I already...
- 1:26:24What's your worst place? Do you have a worst place and a favorite place?
- 1:26:28California.
- 1:26:30California is the best place or the worst place?
- 1:26:32That's the worst.
- 1:26:34Well, okay.
- 1:26:36I mean, I loved Disneyland, but pretty much the rest of it, I kind of thought it was like...
- 1:26:46It was like a...
- 1:26:48Hi.
- 1:26:50It was like a person saying, hey, this isn't bullshit.
- 1:26:54And then meanwhile, they're like, yeah, let's feed this asshole bullshit.
- 1:27:00Couldn't that be a sandwich?
- 1:27:02Well, yeah.
- 1:27:04Yeah.
- 1:27:06No, that's everywhere sometimes.
- 1:27:10So last year, my parents insisted on vacationing near Palm Springs.
- 1:27:22And so, you know, they tricked me into visiting them.
- 1:27:30And really, the clincher there was, oh, hey, but then at the end of the trip,
- 1:27:38we're going to bring you to Disneyland.
- 1:27:43And that'll be the first time that you've ever seen your very own niece in Disneyland.
- 1:27:54Well, oh, boy.
- 1:27:59If only the Californians didn't insist on robbing every convenience store blind.
- 1:28:11It was ridiculous.
- 1:28:13I'd never seen anything like it.
- 1:28:21All right.
- 1:28:23Yeah.
- 1:28:25Fuck that.
- 1:28:27I mean, okay, I want to give the benefit of the doubt to people in California who want to make the place better.
- 1:28:41But my land is up.
- 1:28:45Disneyland was the only place there that didn't suck.
- 1:28:53Okay.
- 1:28:55I didn't really hate it when I went there.
- 1:28:59But I'm sure I only saw little parts of it and it's pretty big.
- 1:29:05Pretty big.
- 1:29:07And it hurts my heart because I was really pulling for them.
- 1:29:15You were doing tug jobs in California?
- 1:29:19No.
- 1:29:21I was like, hey, maybe California doesn't suck.
- 1:29:27The Californians that were there outside of Disney were like, hey, we're going to make this suck.
- 1:29:37And then I was like, uh, that's that I'm in the crossfire.
- 1:29:45Crossfire.
- 1:29:49Oh, man.
- 1:30:01I wish that commercials were that cool.
- 1:30:05Nothing's that cool.
- 1:30:07I mean, these days.
- 1:30:09It's illegal.
- 1:30:11I know, right?
- 1:30:15You can't advertise to children only the government can.
- 1:30:19Yeah, that's kind of messed up.
- 1:30:23It's funny.
- 1:30:25It's like they were like, you know what, these people want to advertise to their own children.
- 1:30:29Nope.
- 1:30:31Only the government could put out entertainment for children.
- 1:30:35Yeah, pretty much.
- 1:30:37I want to watch Rambo cartoons and eat sugar.
- 1:30:43I'm like, I'm in deep cut.
- 1:30:47Those were the days.
- 1:30:49Wake up early Saturday morning.
- 1:30:51Oh, yeah.
- 1:30:53Then you know the next day you get to.
- 1:30:55You have your bowl of cereal.
- 1:30:57You're still in your pajamas.
- 1:30:59Oh, yeah.
- 1:31:01Then the Sunday newspaper.
- 1:31:03You know, that's coming the next day.
- 1:31:05You get all the comics and shit, the free comics.
- 1:31:07Oh, it's not free.
- 1:31:09You had to pay for that.
- 1:31:11Busters and the Ninja Turtles were on the TV.
- 1:31:15Oh, man.
- 1:31:17Oh, yeah.
- 1:31:19Were your parents subscribers of any newspapers?
- 1:31:25Yeah, they got that.
- 1:31:27Actually, my dad still gets the newspaper delivered to him from a small town.
- 1:31:35It's called Britain, South Dakota.
- 1:31:39And it's, okay, Britain is spelled wrong if you're familiar with the other Britain.
- 1:31:47But that was the town he grew up in.
- 1:31:51And he still likes to kick tabs on everyone there.
- 1:31:59He's checking the...
- 1:32:03Was the deceased part of the newspaper called?
- 1:32:08Okay, in sanitarium.
- 1:32:10The Augmentorium.
- 1:32:14You're really looking this up?
- 1:32:16The deceased?
- 1:32:18I'm not looking it up.
- 1:32:20I'm just...
- 1:32:22And then the obituaries.
- 1:32:24Is he trying to keep track on people in his neighborhood by looking at the obituaries?
- 1:32:30No, he actually reads the newspaper.
- 1:32:34And it's all really eddy, small kind of things.
- 1:32:42Oh, Mrs. Johansson refuses to move her fence two feet away from her neighbor.
- 1:32:58What's his face?
- 1:33:00But it's all like small kind of things like that.
- 1:33:04And it's like, okay, I don't know why you want to keep tabs on that, but okay.
- 1:33:14Well, some people want to keep tabs on people for some reason.
- 1:33:18You never know.
- 1:33:20But did you buy newspapers?
- 1:33:28I check in on them now and again.
- 1:33:32What's the last newspaper you bought?
- 1:33:36I actually didn't buy it.
- 1:33:40I went over to the stadium and they have a newspaper there, and so I don't have to pay for the newspaper there.
- 1:33:50Oh, so you are free-booting the news?
- 1:33:56Well, yeah, but I also like to buy a bowl of their chili. They have a good chili there.
- 1:34:10Is chili better when it's hot out or cold out?
- 1:34:16Yes, it's both.
- 1:34:20Oh, yeah.
- 1:34:22Hot chili on a hot cold menu.
- 1:34:27But actually, the best chili is when it's been simmering in the pot for more than a couple of days.
- 1:34:38That's when the chili is best.
- 1:34:42Oh, man.
- 1:34:45Oh, yeah.
- 1:34:49I really want some chili, man.
- 1:34:53Yeah.
- 1:34:57Yeah.
- 1:35:01Yeah, so I read the newspaper every now and again.
- 1:35:07My dad still keeps up on the news from Britain, South Dakota,
- 1:35:15which is a weird place to keep news on because, honestly, my grandpa did a better job of that
- 1:35:25because the way that he kept track of the news was he would just drive around and ask other fishermen,
- 1:35:38where are you getting the bites?
- 1:35:45So he was a drug dealer?
- 1:35:48No, no, he was a fisherman.
- 1:35:53A fishmonger.
- 1:35:57Yeah.
- 1:35:58Are fish the only thing you could mong?
- 1:36:03No.
- 1:36:06That part of the state is also really good for pheasant hunting.
- 1:36:12If you go to the Dakotas in pheasant hunting season,
- 1:36:18that east northern part of the state is really good for it.
- 1:36:29That's just a pro tip for y'all.
- 1:36:32Fishmonger.
- 1:36:33All of you out in this sewer.
- 1:36:36It's one word, fishmonger.
- 1:36:40Uh-huh.
- 1:36:43All right.
- 1:36:45It was just monger.
- 1:36:46There's iron monger.
- 1:36:51It's a superhero, though.
- 1:36:54I guess my comic book.
- 1:37:01Fishmonger.
- 1:37:02All right.
- 1:37:03So I mentioned my number four of love songs because I think that love songs need to be out there.
- 1:37:13Number four was Struggling by Old Man Markley.
- 1:37:18And my number five, and I feel like five is appropriate,
- 1:37:26and I want you back by the Jackson Five.
- 1:37:35There's more than five.
- 1:37:38There's more than five Jacksons around there.
- 1:37:40What about the dad?
- 1:37:43Was there any part of that business, too?
- 1:37:45They should have called Jackson Six.
- 1:37:50Not a fan of that guy, but he did eat Michael enough just enough to make him make one of the two of the greatest albums ever made.
- 1:38:08And so I have a lot of missed emotions on that one.
- 1:38:12Is that why they call him the Jackson Five?
- 1:38:14Because he would smack him.
- 1:38:19This is getting dark.
- 1:38:22Like I said before, love songs, good.
- 1:38:29That's a good song.
- 1:38:40You kind of derailed me there.
- 1:38:43I don't know if you could throw me for a loop on something like that.
- 1:38:50My lances.
- 1:38:53When was the last time you played with Silly Putty?
- 1:38:58Okay.
- 1:39:01Yeah, it was a couple days ago.
- 1:39:04Yeah, I still play with Silly Putty.
- 1:39:07I think Silly Putty is an amazing product.
- 1:39:12Yeah, Silly.
- 1:39:17There's no goal.
- 1:39:19There's room for improvement.
- 1:39:21It could be hilarious, Putty, but I'll accept it at Silly.
- 1:39:26Hey, I don't want to put that weight on anyone.
- 1:39:30No.
- 1:39:32It's good to relieve stress, though.
- 1:39:34It's good like stress ball.
- 1:39:36Oh, yeah.
- 1:39:38That's good.
- 1:39:41Yeah.
- 1:39:42Silly is good enough.
- 1:39:45Oh, yeah, for sure.
- 1:39:50Oh, boy.
- 1:39:53How do you get your stress out?
- 1:39:55Do you use stress balls?
- 1:39:56Do you use Silly Putty?
- 1:39:59Do you fishmong or goatmong?
- 1:40:04No.
- 1:40:06I wake up in the morning and I stare at myself in the mirror.
- 1:40:17Yeah.
- 1:40:18And then I focus my mind on making my beard grow.
- 1:40:24Really?
- 1:40:25I do that for 20 minutes.
- 1:40:27Oh, those are rookie numbers.
- 1:40:32It only takes me 20 minutes.
- 1:40:35And then after that, I groom my newly grown beard for another 20 minutes.
- 1:40:44So you're a beard monger.
- 1:40:49Have you seen my beard?
- 1:40:52Yeah.
- 1:40:53I'm surprised that you can't smell it through the phone here.
- 1:41:00I shave this morning and it already grew back.
- 1:41:13John Henry Munger.
- 1:41:17I found him.
- 1:41:20I didn't mean to.
- 1:41:22It just happens.
- 1:41:24You got a beard like John Henry Munger?
- 1:41:30It's like, I only have one thing that Chuck Norris might be jealous of, and it's my beard.
- 1:41:46I didn't mean to.
- 1:41:48It just happens.
- 1:41:50I don't know.
- 1:41:52I can't teach anyone else to do it.
- 1:41:55It just happens.
- 1:41:58Probably a good thing.
- 1:42:00Did you ever see the peanut butter solution?
- 1:42:05Actually, I have heard of that one.
- 1:42:07Yeah.
- 1:42:09You could use silly putty for the same thing.
- 1:42:14But your hair grows in a cloud.
- 1:42:19You know what though?
- 1:42:21A silly cloud.
- 1:42:22If it doesn't work, at least it would be silly.
- 1:42:25Yeah.
- 1:42:27Yeah.
- 1:42:28I got the blue silly putty.
- 1:42:31That's the best man.
- 1:42:33Snail.
- 1:42:35Alrighty.
- 1:42:38You know the problem with the silly putty though is?
- 1:42:41So one to five.
- 1:42:43You could start snapping it too.
- 1:42:45You make the little bubbles in it.
- 1:42:47You ever make bubbles in your silly putty?
- 1:42:50Yeah, I've done that before.
- 1:42:52And then you snap them and pop them.
- 1:42:54It's like an infinite snapper that you make your own individual snaps.
- 1:42:59If you're asking me if I've been a child before, the answer is yes.
- 1:43:05I have been a child before.
- 1:43:08What does children have to do about this?
- 1:43:11When's the last time you've done this?
- 1:43:13Because you do that when you're a kid.
- 1:43:15You do it all the time.
- 1:43:17You figure that out early on.
- 1:43:19You get it going, you get the bowl going on the silly putty.
- 1:43:23Yeah.
- 1:43:24That one didn't pop at all.
- 1:43:26It's hard to get the right size pocket.
- 1:43:29Really?
- 1:43:30Where's the bubble?
- 1:43:32I feel like you might be overthinking it.
- 1:43:35No.
- 1:43:37It's not that much to think.
- 1:43:39You just make the air pocket, take it off.
- 1:43:42It's stuck in my finger now.
- 1:43:44I was rubbing this one too much.
- 1:43:46It's too hot.
- 1:43:47I'm not silly put too hot.
- 1:43:49It won't stick.
- 1:43:51Here we go.
- 1:43:53This is not going to work.
- 1:43:54Nick the rat.
- 1:43:55I love you to pieces.
- 1:43:56You definitely over thought this one.
- 1:43:59I'm on the spot.
- 1:44:00We have to take a music break, I think.
- 1:44:04All right.
- 1:44:06Well, hey, I just want to say, yes, it's been a tough year.
- 1:44:12But I love you.
- 1:44:14And all of your listeners, all of your producers deserve love
- 1:44:22and have love that they don't see every single day, you know.
- 1:44:27And so let everyone know that you have five love songs
- 1:44:36listed by me if you can remember it.
- 1:44:40And hey, you're all loved.
- 1:44:43I love you guys.
- 1:44:45Bye.
- 1:44:47This is crazy.
- 1:44:49Ow.
- 1:44:51I can't get the air bubble.
- 1:44:55There we go.
- 1:44:56Here is this one.
- 1:44:57No.
- 1:44:59That was such a weak pop.
- 1:45:01That was a still water everybody from a spearfish.
- 1:45:05He's a beard monger.
- 1:45:09Watch out if you're out there and you see him and you have a beard.
- 1:45:13He might get you.
- 1:45:16Let's listen to Artie Jen with called you out.
- 1:46:05Yeah.
- 1:46:35Yeah.
- 1:47:05Yeah.
- 1:47:35Yeah.
- 1:48:05Yeah.
- 1:48:35Yeah.
- 1:48:37Yeah.
- 1:48:39Yeah.
- 1:48:41Yeah.
- 1:48:43Yeah.
- 1:48:45Man, that was, that was a wild song right there.
- 1:48:48That was Artie Jen.
- 1:48:50Sorry, Cotton Jen for not, I hit like I was in SoundCloud.
- 1:48:56All this music is on SoundCloud.
- 1:49:00And I go there.
- 1:49:02I find CC by 3.0 music.
- 1:49:05I listen to everything that's new over the past week.
- 1:49:10And I pick out a couple songs that I like.
- 1:49:14And I hit the like button.
- 1:49:16I hit the heart.
- 1:49:17I usually comment one time I got banned for commenting on their thing because I was, you know, I like eight, nine songs a week.
- 1:49:26But recently only a couple only like four or five now, you know, I'm getting long in the tooth on clicking that like button.
- 1:49:33But apparently, no, I definitely clicked it though.
- 1:49:35I'm not having a senior moment.
- 1:49:37Not yet.
- 1:49:38At least I hope not.
- 1:49:39I definitely hit the heart.
- 1:49:41Now, anyway, I'll add them in.
- 1:49:47I'll like them again.
- 1:49:49I give them, give them, give them their dues.
- 1:49:53Give them their, their clout.
- 1:49:55Gotta do it.
- 1:49:57Shout, shout.
- 1:49:59Get it all out.
- 1:50:02Anyway, let's, let's talk some more about the Godzilla Lego set.
- 1:50:10It looks cool.
- 1:50:11It's, it's big.
- 1:50:16And then they're coming out with a magic the gathering movie and Maya Hawke is in it.
- 1:50:23What the hell is they going to be doing with a magic the gathering movie?
- 1:50:28I guess whatever they did with he man, they're just going to do that with magic cards or something.
- 1:50:34I'm sure they'll figure something out.
- 1:50:36There's probably already a story built in to what the movie could be.
- 1:50:42And it's not that big a nerd for magic the gathering.
- 1:50:46I do enjoy it though.
- 1:50:47I have played it as it is fun, but I'm not that deep into the lore to know what the movie will be or could be or should be right now.
- 1:50:58It's just a whole it's basically like Funko Pop to me now.
- 1:51:03Everything has a magic card.
- 1:51:05There's Garfield magic cards, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle magic cards.
- 1:51:10So the movie could be anything that exists today already.
- 1:51:16It could be the next Barbie movie.
- 1:51:18Word of the word of the year.
- 1:51:21Word of the year to everybody planes walkers.
- 1:51:24It'd be the planes walkers.
- 1:51:27Maybe.
- 1:51:28Word of the year is mogging.
- 1:51:32This is the according to according to somebody who's in charge of your coordinates to Collins dictionary.
- 1:51:45Who is Colin and is he anybody better than Webster is Colin better than Webster is better than what?
- 1:51:57Why am I?
- 1:51:59Why am I caring about this Colin dictionary, but they chose word.
- 1:52:03Let me look up Colin dictionary.
- 1:52:05It's good to know what the hell these things are if you don't know, you know, if you don't know.
- 1:52:12Collins dictionary.
- 1:52:14Verse Webster.
- 1:52:17Who's the best dictionary?
- 1:52:19Is this like the current day Bibles or words just our Bibles?
- 1:52:24This is the new word of the year.
- 1:52:28It shall be used on the humanity of first Webster.
- 1:52:35Comparing Collins dictionary and Miriam Webster comes down to regional focus.
- 1:52:43Definition style.
- 1:52:45And whether you need a resource for native speakers or language learners.
- 1:52:52That did not help me very much.
- 1:52:55Collins dictionary is primarily rooted in British English.
- 1:53:00Oh, it's like the British Bible.
- 1:53:04And we just have the Webster is Webster is American Bible word Bible.
- 1:53:08Alright, so that that makes more sense to me.
- 1:53:11Oh, it's midnight in the silver.
- 1:53:13Everybody.
- 1:53:15Cheers.
- 1:53:21That stuff is dangerous.
- 1:53:23Oh, yes.
- 1:53:25Don't drink responsibly.
- 1:53:29So OK, this is the British word of the year is mugging.
- 1:53:34I thought it was I thought it was mugging.
- 1:53:38Oh boy.
- 1:53:40Let's see has named mugging a slang word meeting to outshine.
- 1:53:45What is that?
- 1:53:47Is outshining someone or something as its word of the year.
- 1:53:54It outshines it.
- 1:53:57You mean like with a rag on your window shield.
- 1:54:03Dictionary experts said Tuesday that the word most often used by young people in a playful and ironic way when someone is upstaged.
- 1:54:15Upstaged left has entered mainstream language and saw a 210% increase in usage this year.
- 1:54:24Other news and notable entries include firewaves.
- 1:54:29The fuck is that?
- 1:54:31We used to call them Molotovs defined as a series of urban wildfires.
- 1:54:37Really?
- 1:54:38They actually have a word of the year.
- 1:54:42As an entry and it's firewave.
- 1:54:46This is great for you man.
- 1:54:48You know they were mugging us.
- 1:54:50So we set off the firewaves defined as a series of urban wildfires in short space of time and P doom.
- 1:55:00What the hell is P doom?
- 1:55:07Is the estimated statistical chance that the development of artificial intelligence will result in human extinction or an equally severe permanent global catastrophe?
- 1:55:25An estimation of the probability that artificial intelligence will bring about the collapse.
- 1:55:31Now like Bcraft, we should do this in the British accent here.
- 1:55:37Carlin's managing director said that choosing mugging shows how each generation leaves its mark on the language.
- 1:55:48It's a great example of how Gen Z and Gen Alpha have adopted a word and turned it into a humorous slang.
- 1:55:58Making the language their own and mugging and rest of us, he said.
- 1:56:07I think I should have been cooter mugging.
- 1:56:12Oh look at this one.
- 1:56:13These are horrible.
- 1:56:14Oh man.
- 1:56:15In, we also have car spreading which refers to the tendency of manufacturers to build cars that are longer, wider and heavier and fricy.
- 1:56:28Describing trendier food or drinks that are both fruity and spicy.
- 1:56:35Fuckin gay.
- 1:56:37Fuckin fricy.
- 1:56:39It's too much money.
- 1:56:40It's pricey fricy.
- 1:56:42Car spreading.
- 1:56:44Car spreading the news.
- 1:56:47This shit is so gay.
- 1:56:51Other news entries were ghost jobs.
- 1:56:53Jobs that are advertised with any intention to appoint anyone.
- 1:56:58Yeah they're just doing this as honeypots.
- 1:57:00Basically they're just sucking up everybody's data information.
- 1:57:03It's horrible.
- 1:57:04You never know where these resumes are going.
- 1:57:07Just send me all of your information.
- 1:57:09Thank you.
- 1:57:10I'm gonna fucking spank you live on the internet and take all of your data and not give you a job, jobs that are advertised without any intention.
- 1:57:19And friend slop.
- 1:57:21A type of low budget independently produced video game played among friends.
- 1:57:30Yo, I want to get invited to the friend slop.
- 1:57:35That's like indie free indie games.
- 1:57:38Free super hyper local indie games.
- 1:57:43Give me that friend slop.
- 1:57:46What you got past me some of that friend slop.
- 1:57:51Isn't game slop.
- 1:57:54Game slop can be cool.
- 1:58:00Let me see something here.
- 1:58:03Yeah so those are the words of the year.
- 1:58:07The words of the week.
- 1:58:09By the, I don't know what is the Webster words of the year.
- 1:58:14Did they come out yet?
- 1:58:15Did they drop the Miriam words?
- 1:58:18Miriam.
- 1:58:20Who's Miriam and Webster?
- 1:58:23Are they fucking?
- 1:58:24Miriam Webster.
- 1:58:29They're probably very important people.
- 1:58:31I know I shouldn't be saying bad things about Miriam or Webster.
- 1:58:34Webster was very funny.
- 1:58:36He made me laugh growing up.
- 1:58:38What you talking about Willis?
- 1:58:39What you talking about Nick?
- 1:58:40Nick Dorat.
- 1:58:42Miriam Webster.
- 1:58:44Word of the year.
- 1:58:502025.
- 1:58:51They don't have a 2026 yet?
- 1:58:56Wait Maxing was dictionary.com's word?
- 1:59:00I gotta write all these down.
- 1:59:03Coup de maging.
- 1:59:04That's still my pick.
- 1:59:07For 2026.
- 1:59:10My favorite new word.
- 1:59:13Slang.
- 1:59:14I like to sling coup de maging every now and then.
- 1:59:18Yo do you see that girl?
- 1:59:19She was coup de maging on the train.
- 1:59:23What's that?
- 1:59:24It's when girls man spread.
- 1:59:27She was man spreading on the train.
- 1:59:29Yo she was coup de maging.
- 1:59:32Maxing.
- 1:59:33This was dictionary.
- 1:59:34I don't want dictionary.
- 1:59:35I want Miriam Webster.
- 1:59:37They only have last years.
- 1:59:42Was Slopp 2025?
- 1:59:45Was Slopp I thought that was 2026?
- 1:59:50I thought that was that year.
- 1:59:51I don't know what the fuck.
- 1:59:52Maybe the year cuts into the year.
- 1:59:56Zany.
- 1:59:58Why are they showing me these words?
- 2:00:10This thing mentioned Sora.
- 2:00:12Sora doesn't even exist anymore.
- 2:00:14They shut that shit down.
- 2:00:16Or am I thinking about something else?
- 2:00:19I don't know what I'm thinking about.
- 2:00:27I think I need some more music.
- 2:00:29If you're watching the stream, you're seeing the crazy psychedelic stuff of Milk Drop 3.
- 2:00:37I think I'm going to give them some money.
- 2:00:40I want to see if it unlocks anything else.
- 2:00:43It might have more presets or something.
- 2:00:46I also want to show the Milk Drop logo every so often.
- 2:00:53I don't even mind that they do.
- 2:00:55It's really cool.
- 2:00:57I'm going to probably buy a license from them this week.
- 2:01:01First, let's listen to Bigfoot Beats with What Today.
- 2:01:16What are you doing?
- 2:01:18Catch it.
- 2:01:20What a day.
- 2:01:22What a day.
- 2:01:24It's not easy.
- 2:01:35It's never been easy.
- 2:01:38To let anyone see the sentimental side of me.
- 2:01:43I keep it in my head.
- 2:01:45You keep digging.
- 2:02:05How are we getting any more?
- 2:02:13It's not easy.
- 2:02:15It's just that you're trying to get some money.
- 2:02:18You're trying to get some money.
- 2:02:21And you've got time to kill.
- 2:02:24You've got time to kill.
- 2:02:26Money's right for you.
- 2:02:28You're trying to get some money.
- 2:02:30Catch it.
- 2:02:32What a day.
- 2:02:34What a day.
- 2:02:43No, no, no.
- 2:02:45No, no, no.
- 2:02:47Well, no, no, no.
- 2:02:49No, no, no, no.
- 2:02:51No, no, no, no.
- 2:02:53It's just a day.
- 2:02:55You've got mail.
- 2:02:58I don't think anybody need it at all.
- 2:03:01Huh?
- 2:03:03I told you to get a rest.
- 2:03:06I used to think it might be fun to be with anyone else but me.
- 2:03:20Raymond, please come out.
- 2:03:23I make a motion that we adjourn the meeting.
- 2:03:32No, no, no, no.
- 2:03:35No, no, no, no, no.
- 2:03:48Those big foot beats.
- 2:03:51What a day.
- 2:03:55What a lovely day indeed.
- 2:03:58everybody to Nick the Rat radio. Now we know what the Miriam Webster's 2025 word of the year was.
- 2:04:08Now, I can't wait to when are they when are they going to drop the 2026 word?
- 2:04:14But actually, what was this articles date? I can't see it here January 15th. So I guess we have to
- 2:04:20till January 15th, 2027 for that. I'll put it on my calendar.
- 2:04:28Put it on my calendar and we'll get into it at some point.
- 2:04:35Well, we got some news coming in. I found a new news channel that I enjoy.
- 2:04:41I'm going to want to hear some of the news that they got here. I just have to find a way to
- 2:04:48copy that link and drop it like it's like it's right here. Check this out. This is from
- 2:04:56Wyon Wyon Wyon News. A software engineer in the US has received a religious exemption
- 2:05:04allowing her to avoid using artificial intelligence at work. According to a religious
- 2:05:12exemption from using a tool at work.
- 2:05:20Really? Did she detact from this? Well, this is
- 2:05:26Wyon News. Looks like her laptop says subliminal fund partner for life.
- 2:05:36Into a report by Business Insider 34 year old Erin Moss successfully argued that using AI
- 2:05:42conflicts with her religious beliefs. The case comes as religious leaders including Pope Leo.
- 2:05:48How does this pass? I wonder what does she use a computer at all? I would understand if she was
- 2:05:58doing something physical. She was like a masseuse and she was like, I don't need to use AI in my
- 2:06:05job because of religious beliefs. Sure, okay, because she's probably just massaging stuff.
- 2:06:12You don't really need to use a computer for that. But if this is already like a coder or a
- 2:06:20programmer or somebody and they're like, nah, I'm just not going to do that because of religion,
- 2:06:25that'd be weird. Maybe. I don't know. The 14th call for stronger controls on artificial intelligence.
- 2:06:33The report stated that the software engineer who is a Unitarian Universalist submitted a request
- 2:06:39to her employer in April, citing her concerns. The request was approved allowing her to continue
- 2:06:47her work without using AI tools. Unitarian Universalism is a pluralistic religious tradition.
- 2:06:54Unitarian Universalism? Is that what she's saying? What is she saying here? I gotta put on
- 2:07:05the subtitles. Without using AI tools. Unitarian Universalism is-
- 2:07:13Unitarian Universalism.
- 2:07:20Unitarian Universalism. Yeah.
- 2:07:31UU. I always thought that was like a little cute Japanese bunny symbol. I don't know. That was
- 2:07:38Unitarian Universalism. I was spreading the message for them without even knowing.
- 2:07:45It's a liberal, non-cretal religion formed in May of 1961 when the cotton, the print and press,
- 2:07:56came out and took jobs and they smashed the machines. Formed in May 1961 by the consolidation
- 2:08:11of two Christian-rooted denominations, the American Unitarian Association, which was in 1825,
- 2:08:19in the Universalist Church of America. Yee-haw.
- 2:08:25Is a pluralistic religious tradition that emphasizes the inherent worth and dignity of every
- 2:08:31person. Moss raised concerns about the effect of AI on human creativity and employment. She also
- 2:08:39argued that AI systems can contribute to environmental damage through high energy consumption,
- 2:08:45water consumption and large-scale data center operations. The case comes as opposition to AI
- 2:08:52continues to grow despite its rapid adoption across industries. Last month, Pope Liu called for
- 2:08:59AI to be disarmed, warning about the risk of unchecked-
- 2:09:03The Pope called for it to be disarmed. I didn't know that they made arms for these motherfuckers.
- 2:09:15What AI has arms? Is that like a riddle?
- 2:09:24Which AI has no brain but can think?
- 2:09:30Pope Liu.
- 2:09:32Check technological power. Meanwhile, communities in several countries have raised objections to
- 2:09:38new data centers over concerns about electricity demand, water consumption and environmental
- 2:09:45impact. Legal experts say other employees could seek similar religious exemptions if they can show
- 2:09:51that AI use conflicts with sincerely held beliefs. The case could present new challenges for employers
- 2:09:59as AI tools become increasingly common in the workplace.
- 2:10:03Well, you could choose where you want to work. I guess, like if they got AI in their company,
- 2:10:15if you have Google, did you hear about that little story where you could turn off the
- 2:10:22because schools, I think even ones in New York and stuff, there's no AI in schools
- 2:10:31or regulated AI or none at all. And if you could turn it off, they're like, yeah, you could turn
- 2:10:37it off on our Google, Google Wichita McCulloch or new dads that the kids use the tablets,
- 2:10:43all the cheap Google plastic crystals, crystals. You could turn it off the AI, but then the search
- 2:10:54stops working too, I think. I don't know the whole story, but there's something silly like that.
- 2:11:01Tuesday, 12 November, 2027. Because Gemini AI features are now deeply integrated into Google
- 2:11:12Search, schools that choose to turn off AI completely also lose access to standard
- 2:11:16Google Search for student accounts. School administrators will have to manually turn
- 2:11:21on AI features if they want students to use Google Search at all.
- 2:11:25Wow. Whatever I did just alerted my phone. I guess it's, you know, it's not listening to us all the time.
- 2:11:32Ha ha ha ha ha.
- 2:11:36Dun-da-da-da-da-da-da.
- 2:11:38Brr brr brr.
- 2:11:40That's spooky.
- 2:11:42That's some spooky stuff right there.
- 2:11:45Alright, we have a...
- 2:11:48Once I found WI-O-N, I was looking for other things there. There was a... there's another cool video.
- 2:11:54So I'm gonna...
- 2:11:56We're gonna listen to one more from WI-O-N News.
- 2:12:09Somewhere in deep space, a mysterious radio signal has caught the attention of Chinese scientists and the entire world now.
- 2:12:17Why did she say Chinese scientist first?
- 2:12:21Is that who discovered it? Did China find this alien signal first? Why did she say Chinese scientist and the entire world?
- 2:12:31Why didn't she say the scientist at WI-O-N station that she's reporting from life?
- 2:12:39She said she discovered this signal.
- 2:12:43That she's interested in this shit.
- 2:12:46Like...
- 2:12:47It came from a star system 238 light years away raising an extraordinary question.
- 2:12:53Could an advanced civilization be trying to communicate with planet Earth?
- 2:13:00Could it?
- 2:13:04So what's the answer?
- 2:13:06Or is this another cosmic falls alarm? Take a look.
- 2:13:10Where's this bullshit?
- 2:13:14That's milk drop.
- 2:13:17You're watching this.
- 2:13:21That might be milk drop.
- 2:13:23Or...
- 2:13:26What's the answer?
- 2:13:41I wish.
- 2:13:43Why do they always say billions of stars? There's probably more than billions of stars out there.
- 2:14:02It's like an infinite number of shit.
- 2:14:04No, it might not be an infinite number, but...
- 2:14:07Are there more than billions of stars?
- 2:14:13I would hope to think there is.
- 2:14:16Yes, there are far more than billions of stars.
- 2:14:19The Milky Way contains roughly 100 to 400 billion stars.
- 2:14:24Billions.
- 2:14:26The observable universe.
- 2:14:29There's about 2 trillion galaxies.
- 2:14:33One septillion stars.
- 2:14:38There's one septillion.
- 2:14:44Actually, judging by the inflation, and...
- 2:14:48I see you going around here.
- 2:14:50The septillion doesn't seem too far away anymore.
- 2:15:00The Earth
- 2:15:03Possibilities of life beyond Earth
- 2:15:11Now, one strange radio signal has brought that search back into focus.
- 2:15:17HBO.
- 2:15:29A Chinese-led team has identified a...
- 2:15:32Most sensitive radio.
- 2:15:35Aw, man.
- 2:15:37Shit's probably moist, covered in its own tears and stuff.
- 2:15:41An unusual radio emission coming from the direction of K2-155.
- 2:15:47A star system approximately 238 light-years away.
- 2:15:54The signal has been named NBS-260108.
- 2:15:59It was picked up in observations made by China's 500-meter aperture spirit.
- 2:16:05Ah, China found it first.
- 2:16:12Are they just making this up first?
- 2:16:16Call Radio Telescope. Better known as FAST.
- 2:16:21It is the world's largest single-dish radio telescope.
- 2:16:26But what makes this discovery intriguing?
- 2:16:29The signal was concentrated around an extremely narrow frequency.
- 2:16:35Its frequency shifted gradually.
- 2:16:38Guys, they're here. Redumed. Aliens are here.
- 2:16:44Call out sick tomorrow and the next day and the next day.
- 2:16:47Use your sick days now.
- 2:16:49Plus your 401Ks are about to... the aliens are here.
- 2:16:54Over time, these are characteristics scientists examine when searching for possible technological signals from distant civilizations.
- 2:17:03And K2-155 is an interesting destination.
- 2:17:07The star system hosts three planets classified as super-Earths.
- 2:17:13One of them, K2-155-D, lies near its star's habitable zone.
- 2:17:18Where conditions could potentially allow liquid water to exist.
- 2:17:23Could this be a transmission from an intelligent civilization on one of those distant worlds?
- 2:17:29For now, there is no evidence of an alien message.
- 2:17:33No confirmed contact. No proof that another civilization...
- 2:17:37I like that alien they used in the B-roll.
- 2:17:39Their B-roll alien? He's dope.
- 2:17:44Look at that noggin.
- 2:17:48Those eyes.
- 2:17:50He's beautiful.
- 2:17:53No confirmed contact. No proof that another civilization is watching us.
- 2:17:58But the search continues.
- 2:18:01And somewhere 238 light-years away, a mystery remains buried in the radio waves traveling across space.
- 2:18:10Humanity is listening. The question is whether there is anyone out there to answer.
- 2:18:16Is there anybody here who can answer? Hello?
- 2:18:19Computer Report, we are the world's one.
- 2:18:27They're here. They are here, everybody.
- 2:18:31There's nothing you can really do about it. What are you gonna do about it?
- 2:18:37Beep!
- 2:18:38Aye-aye-aye!
- 2:18:39Hey, Nick the Rat, it's me, Stillwater.
- 2:18:43Ah, my goodness.
- 2:18:45Do you remember me? Yeah, I'm that weird guy from out in South Dakota.
- 2:18:51Who made me go deaf?
- 2:18:53Anyway, I have been thinking about what are the greatest love songs ever written.
- 2:19:04Oh my god, this again?
- 2:19:06I'm trying to find them all.
- 2:19:08Jackson's Five.
- 2:19:10Some of them narrowed down, but I would love to hear your thoughts on this.
- 2:19:17Anyway, I hope you're having a wonderful day. Bye!
- 2:19:24WAP?
- 2:19:33I know that wireless protocol is so a-a-a-s.
- 2:19:41Do you know the difference between a lobster with a boob job and a bus station for the hobos?
- 2:19:56One is a bussy crust station, and the other is a crusty bus station.
- 2:20:09I don't know if I'm just going deaf or if your phone was lower.
- 2:20:21Maybe I just went deaf after Stillwater just blew my ears out, but crusty bus station?
- 2:20:31Anyway, let's listen to another voicemail.
- 2:20:38Hey, Ned!
- 2:20:40Oh no.
- 2:20:42Hi, I'm over here over at Mount Sarat.
- 2:20:47We have an entrance to Shambhala.
- 2:20:50Is that in Israel?
- 2:20:52Well, Apollonius of Tyra planted the Shamanthes stone.
- 2:20:56Anyway, I'm sitting here with the other Ascended Masters, and we're just watching this shit in our life.
- 2:21:03This asshole. What the fuck are you doing?
- 2:21:09You're gonna bring down the whole fucking universe, Nick.
- 2:21:13Quit the show. Delete every message, every voicemail, every website associated.
- 2:21:21Delete the YouTube account.
- 2:21:25Now!
- 2:21:27It's the unraveling man.
- 2:21:30He's sped up so fast. We're on the other side already.
- 2:21:35It's been years.
- 2:21:39There's no way out now anymore.
- 2:21:42Hello?
- 2:21:56What is that? What?
- 2:22:06You so hard.
- 2:22:08What?
- 2:22:13What happened?
- 2:22:23Yes, there are many voice messages today.
- 2:22:28Nick, I'm going to be your hoofmeister now, for three little minutes, if you can sustain that.
- 2:22:37And first, we're going to read from the text.
- 2:22:40This text being from the book, There is a River.
- 2:22:45The story of Edgar Cayce.
- 2:22:51It reads this, When asked to give the source of his knowledge.
- 2:22:57He, being at this time in the subconscious state.
- 2:23:01He stated, Edgar Cayce's mind is amenable to suggestion.
- 2:23:06The same as all other subconscious minds.
- 2:23:10But in addition, there too, it has the power to interpret to the objective mind of others,
- 2:23:17what it acquires from the subconscious mind of other individuals of the same kind.
- 2:23:26The subconscious mind forgets nothing.
- 2:23:31The conscious mind receives the impression from without and transfers all thought to the subconscious,
- 2:23:42where it remains, even though the conscious be destroyed.
- 2:23:51Sir, I want you to understand this part.
- 2:23:55When they say the word subconscious, what they mean is the understand.
- 2:24:02The same spirit of the off-stander, understanding.
- 2:24:11The soul is understanding.
- 2:24:19The spirit of God, eternity, what is, that's what we mean by the subconscious.
- 2:24:26The understanding.
- 2:24:29So, in our lives, when we go, live here, and we understand,
- 2:24:36all this understanding is kept in the soul.
- 2:24:40And it is the soul.
- 2:24:42Okay, are you going to get it or what?
- 2:24:44Quit the fucking show, Nick!
- 2:24:46You need to go out in the fucking woods and live there.
- 2:24:52Delete the voicemail.
- 2:24:54Delete the discord.
- 2:24:56Delete every YouTube video.
- 2:24:58Delete every doctor, sir, mic, class, comment.
- 2:25:01Now!
- 2:25:02Nope.
- 2:25:06A mess with my doctor.
- 2:25:09He is special order.
- 2:25:12Straight from China.
- 2:25:16He's a good doctor.
- 2:25:19I love him.
- 2:25:22Yo, Nick!
- 2:25:24Steve!
- 2:25:26Wanted to tell you about my red wave.
- 2:25:28Yeah, red wave.
- 2:25:30Two old ladies on the, uh, bragged and I, hmm, well,
- 2:25:35I'm going to get my red wings for once.
- 2:25:37So, red and not red waves.
- 2:25:42I hear it's going to be a blue cocky.
- 2:25:44Oh, shit.
- 2:25:47Yeah, man.
- 2:25:50It's a blue cocky.
- 2:25:52Oh, snap.
- 2:25:56I like that.
- 2:25:57A blue cocky.
- 2:26:04Hey, Nick.
- 2:26:05Oh, no.
- 2:26:06We have done our reading and we have discovered the source of your malady.
- 2:26:12What is it?
- 2:26:13Tell me.
- 2:26:19The toilet flush.
- 2:26:21And secure your disease.
- 2:26:24We need, we, you have to follow these steps to get better, Nick.
- 2:26:29I'm ready.
- 2:26:30You must delete all the voice messages.
- 2:26:32I got my silly buddy.
- 2:26:33All the emails, all the discord channels, every comment from every YouTuber accounts,
- 2:26:42every YouTube video, every website.
- 2:26:45And then you will become healthy and you will have this disease any longer.
- 2:26:59That's kind of deep.
- 2:27:02Your well runs deep.
- 2:27:07For a healthy life, you do show the way.
- 2:27:17They are watching you, brother bear.
- 2:27:25I made my silly buddy snap.
- 2:27:28Oh, yeah.
- 2:27:33Hey, I just had a last little thought.
- 2:27:40I know, I know.
- 2:27:42More than that.
- 2:27:43Probably in the least I know.
- 2:27:47Well, you see, what's wrong, man?
- 2:27:59What's going on?
- 2:28:01I completely lost my thoughts there.
- 2:28:05Anyway, have a good go fuck yourself.
- 2:28:09Give your balls a tug.
- 2:28:11Fuck off.
- 2:28:15That was sad.
- 2:28:25You sounded for serious there.
- 2:28:27Oh, no.
- 2:28:29Still water.
- 2:28:31I don't mean it.
- 2:28:33I don't mean it, bro.
- 2:28:42Hey, sir.
- 2:28:43Oh, no.
- 2:28:44I'm talking here with the other angel.
- 2:28:48But quite concerned with your behavior.
- 2:28:53We often around you.
- 2:28:57I don't know if you really truly realize this or not, but the other day we were, as I said, around you.
- 2:29:09And we watched you at a crosswalk.
- 2:29:14Wait until the light said it was okay for you to walk.
- 2:29:21Hell, yeah.
- 2:29:22Even though there was no traffic going south or west.
- 2:29:27Not a single thing.
- 2:29:28East or north.
- 2:29:30The streets were completely empty.
- 2:29:33And still you waited 15 minutes.
- 2:29:36Yep.
- 2:29:37For the scientists they walk.
- 2:29:40I don't want to get hit by no car.
- 2:29:44Or a truck.
- 2:29:46Or a turtle.
- 2:29:52What's your problem with being safe?
- 2:29:56You probably make fun of people that wear helmets.
- 2:29:59Because I even do that.
- 2:30:06Ow.
- 2:30:07All right, we got one more story tonight.
- 2:30:10One more story to tell for this early November season of insanity.
- 2:30:18We got, we got, check this out.
- 2:30:24This, I would do this right here.
- 2:30:27This is, this is crazy stuff.
- 2:30:31A little dose.
- 2:30:33A fast acting psychedelic nasal spray.
- 2:30:38Shows promise for stubborn depression.
- 2:30:43Ah, man, oh man.
- 2:30:48Some of that jet.
- 2:30:50Is that what this is?
- 2:30:52One in three individuals with major depressive disorder does not get relief from standard
- 2:31:00daily antidepressant medications.
- 2:31:04I don't think so.
- 2:31:06The up and coming psychedelic therapeutics like psilocybin or LSD do show promise of quick relief,
- 2:31:15even for difficult to treat depression.
- 2:31:18The psychedelic effects, however, are often strong and linger for more time,
- 2:31:23requiring patients to remain under medical supervision in a clinic for four to 12 hours.
- 2:31:32You know what's weird about this article?
- 2:31:34If anybody has watched Reacher season, um, season something.
- 2:31:46It wasn't one of the, or was it, uh, was it the other one?
- 2:31:49The, uh, season after that.
- 2:31:53Yeah, it was the season after.
- 2:31:55It was not, it wasn't Reacher.
- 2:31:56It was the show after that.
- 2:31:57It was his partner, Neely.
- 2:32:01And Neely, and that they were, there was a, the bad guy was trying to make, uh, this, this, what they have right here.
- 2:32:10A psychedelic, uh, therapeutic thing.
- 2:32:14And they had to get under a certain time period for the effects to do its thing because you can't walk around.
- 2:32:21This is, this is sunked on fucking mushrooms all day.
- 2:32:25And they're like, it has to be like under 30 minutes.
- 2:32:27And they were like killing people doing it.
- 2:32:29It was pretty, uh, pretty much like this was a scary version.
- 2:32:34Anyway, a recent study published in JAMA.
- 2:32:37What is JAMA?
- 2:32:39A.
- 2:32:42Journal, uh, something of medicine and mayonnaise.
- 2:32:52What is it?
- 2:32:53They don't tell you what it is here.
- 2:32:54Here.
- 2:32:55Investigated whether intranasal mabuffatonin, me, me buff, buffo tenon, me buffatonin, mabuffatonin.
- 2:33:08Intranasal mabuffatonin benzoate, known for its brief, but fast acting psychedelic experiences.
- 2:33:18Could be a solution to this problem.
- 2:33:21Researchers enrolled adults age 18 to 75 with treatment resistant depression across 38 clinical sites in the U.S., Australia, and Europe.
- 2:33:34In a comfortable clinical room, a clinician, not a clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean makes it feel clean.
- 2:33:45Delivered a single spray into one nostril and that one puff.
- 2:33:51Yeah.
- 2:33:52Delivered one of three possible doses of the drug.
- 2:33:59Hey, man.
- 2:34:00I don't know what this shit is.
- 2:34:02I'll take the 2%.
- 2:34:04Give me the, give me that intranasal mabuffatonin benzoate light.
- 2:34:13Please.
- 2:34:14Thank you.
- 2:34:16Regardless of whether participants received the low, medium or high.
- 2:34:23The sprays effects wore off quickly.
- 2:34:27Across all three dose groups, 78 to 85% of the participants were considered ready for discharge.
- 2:34:34Oh, within two hours of receiving the drug.
- 2:34:37Even though the psychedelic effects faded within hours, the relief didn't.
- 2:34:44After a medium fucking super, super bonus shot, not after a single medium or high dose, depression symptoms began to ease within a day.
- 2:34:55And the improvement held for up to eight weeks.
- 2:35:00I like that.
- 2:35:01There's like a limit on how long that high lasted.
- 2:35:06You just boof this.
- 2:35:09You're my boof in my benzoate.
- 2:35:11Get in here.
- 2:35:12We boof in the benzoate again.
- 2:35:14Me boofing, you boofing.
- 2:35:17We all boofing.
- 2:35:18You taking the light medium or mega dose.
- 2:35:23Remember, there's women around you have to impress them.
- 2:35:29No more waiting around major depressive disorder is a deliberate, dip it, double the dip it, uh, is a deliberate, dip it dating.
- 2:35:39It's a deliberate dating.
- 2:35:41It's a.
- 2:35:50Hey, Nick, we need you to quit the show.
- 2:35:55The death is life.
- 2:35:58There's no life without change.
- 2:36:01So with change to show drastically, I have a, I have a little bullet point here.
- 2:36:06I want to show I what the new platform, the new format of the show may be.
- 2:36:11Hold on one second.
- 2:36:14Major depressive disorder is a debilitating.
- 2:36:19Condition that can happen to anyone and wreak havoc on one's mood and quality of life.
- 2:36:27It is more than feeling sad.
- 2:36:30It could drain joy from activities the person once loved.
- 2:36:36Leave them grappling with profound sadness or despair or make them unusually irritable.
- 2:36:44These spells aren't always temporary as they can go on for weeks and even months.
- 2:36:52We'll cut out a bunch of the fluff and we'll get more viewers and more attention.
- 2:36:58I think we'll get a lot better for it.
- 2:37:00Approximately 33% of people, 33% is magic number.
- 2:37:09With major depressive disorder have treatment resistant depression is like bulletproof depression.
- 2:37:17That's that high quality D.
- 2:37:19That's that thick D.
- 2:37:21Is that girthy D.
- 2:37:23Where standard antidepressants fail to bring them relief.
- 2:37:28Man, I suggest a surge of people living with this form of MDD.
- 2:37:36Was that mass depressive disorder can experience a low quality of life, intensified emotional distress and increased suicidal risk.
- 2:37:44I wonder if this bufotonin raises suicidal tendencies as well.
- 2:37:49Because all these other RSSIs are etc.
- 2:37:52Do in recent years, scientists have found some hope with psychedelic therapeutics or even a single treatment has shown positive outcome.
- 2:38:05I have a member of the thing where there'll be three hours and this is how it's going to go.
- 2:38:11First, you're going to start out this show every show with your little, I'm sorry, your big movie line.
- 2:38:22However, opting for such treatments goes hand in hand with the spending half a day or a full day in a clinical facility.
- 2:38:33For even treatment sessions due to the prolonged altered state of awareness induced by psychedelics.
- 2:38:41Yes, if you do take mushrooms, you might be feeling it for more than 30 minutes.
- 2:38:47This can create logistical hurdles that can further limit access to treatment.
- 2:38:52So this is like some fast acting psychiatric finac-tantactin for your benzoate webufen tonight.
- 2:39:01Mebufen-tin benzoate is a short acting psychedelic formulated as a nasal spray.
- 2:39:08Once in the brain, the drug binds to and activates two key serotonin receptors.
- 2:39:155-HT1A and 5-HT2A with regular, which help regulate mood and perception.
- 2:39:26But there are going to be from Adam Sandler or Norm McDonald movies.
- 2:39:33Mostly more McDonald movies at the end, the last five minutes of every movie.
- 2:39:38Then you're going to play every voice message from the start of the show.
- 2:39:44Every voice message you receive, you'll play it.
- 2:39:49Then you're going to quit the show, delete all the voice messages, delete every Discord channel, delete the YouTube accounts.
- 2:39:57Move down to old Mexico.
- 2:40:19You may wear the crown now.
- 2:40:22The 8 milligram dose was performed similarly.
- 2:40:28Roughly one-third of participants who received either higher dose saw their symptoms score fall by at least half.
- 2:40:34The results demonstrated that prolonged psychedelic effect is not required for adorable long lasting.
- 2:40:40For her pleasure, antidepressant effect.
- 2:40:43Future studies with longer observation periods are needed to establish how long benefits last and whether repeat dosing is needed.
- 2:40:53Where is the, is, is for safety?
- 2:40:58Is there any safety concerns here?
- 2:41:01Let's do a quick, quick search for me boof and benzoate on it.
- 2:41:10What do they call it? Antiside effects?
- 2:41:17Nasal spray side effects.
- 2:41:22You know, the side effects are still effects. It's weird that they get to call them side effects.
- 2:41:26Imagine if tackling was a side effect of football.
- 2:41:33It's not really a rule, but it happens.
- 2:41:36Me boof atonin shows rapid antidepressant effect.
- 2:41:41I don't know the common side effects.
- 2:41:44Headache, nausea, administration, sight pain.
- 2:41:49That means in your nose, psychedelic dislocative effects, transient increase in blood.
- 2:41:56Less common or severe, severe panic attacks and handling discharge readiness.
- 2:42:03That's when they come too soon.
- 2:42:06That's it. That's not, that's not so bad.
- 2:42:08Is that official? Really? There's no other side effects. You're no anal bleeding.
- 2:42:13Maybe this is the future drug. Can we invest?
- 2:42:18And mellibuffin, benzoate, nasal spray.
- 2:42:22And we invest in it.
- 2:42:26Investing in companies developing mellibuffin, benzoate, nasal spray such as GH research.
- 2:42:36And Atari life, no, Ati life sciences represent high risk, high reward.
- 2:42:42Let's see what they're doing.
- 2:42:44We got GHRS making about 20 bucks, 1993.
- 2:42:53They are all over the place here on their max.
- 2:42:59It's like they're kind of down recently.
- 2:43:02Their highs at 30, low 15.
- 2:43:08Eh, how about Ati?
- 2:43:12Search for Ati.
- 2:43:17Where is their chart? Ati chart.
- 2:43:23I don't know where. Where's Yahoo? Where's my Yahoo?
- 2:43:38Is that about eight bucks now? It's cheaper.
- 2:43:44Yeah, look at that. All right, I'm going to buy me some Ati.
- 2:43:50I'm joking. This is not legal advice or anything like that.
- 2:43:55But neither is this.
- 2:43:58So when Edgar Cayce was in the subconscious state and was speaking, that was only understanding speaking.
- 2:44:08That was the soul. Our soul, Nick.
- 2:44:12Move out of New York. Quick reincarnating in the big cities.
- 2:44:17Come out here into the countryside, Nick. I have prepared a place for you.
- 2:44:23Oh, really? Do you need lotion on your skin?
- 2:44:33Whoa, it's almost midnight in the next sewer over here.
- 2:44:37I think that's all the news. Yeah, that's it. Psychedelic no sprays, guys.
- 2:44:44Shit's wild. Wild times and aliens and religious exemptions from AI and fucking Candyman.
- 2:44:57All right, I'm getting out of here. I'll see you everybody next week.
- 2:45:00I need to go to sleep. I'm tired.
- 2:45:03Now we're going to listen to DJ Giraffe L with a little bit.
- 2:45:14Good night, everybody.
- 2:45:33I'm hanging out someday on the party line.
- 2:45:50Hyper sprays out.
- 2:46:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
- 2:46:24A little bit of love. I feel you rush over me.
- 2:46:28I need your touch, tell me you consumed you
- 2:46:32Do you forget, do you believe you've been loved?
- 2:46:35I feel you rush, over me, I want to snow
- 2:46:39I don't wanna calm down, when you find you here
- 2:46:42I need your touch, tell me you consumed you
- 2:46:52Little, little love, I feel
- 2:46:59Little, little love, I feel
- 2:47:15A little bit of love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love
- 2:47:29A little bit of love
- 2:47:36A little bit of love, I feel
- 2:47:38You rush, over me, I want to snow
- 2:47:41I don't wanna calm down, when you find you here
- 2:47:44I need your touch, tell me you consumed you
- 2:47:48Do you still look like, do a little bit of love
- 2:47:51I feel you rush, a little bit of love, love, love, love, love
- 2:47:57A little bit of love, I feel
- 2:47:59You rush, a little bit of love
- 2:48:09Little, little love, I feel
- 2:48:12You rush, rush, rush, rush, rush, rush, rush, rush
- 2:48:14Over me, I want to snow
- 2:48:16I don't wanna calm down, when you find you here
- 2:48:19I need your touch, tell me you consumed you
- 2:48:23Little, little, little, a little bit of love, love, love, love, love
- 2:48:32A little bit of love, a little bit of love, love, love, love
- 2:48:39A little bit of love, a little bit of love, I feel
- 2:48:47Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work
- 2:48:53Don't kill animals, let's have price
- 2:48:57Buy corn veggies, let's have price