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Who should be the NFL MVP? · NY's Sports Loud Mouth (VIDEO)

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J. Cole, baby, love it.
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You know, whenever I hear this track, it reminds me of Stephen
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A Smith. If you listen to his break in
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this song, I feel like he's talking Stephen A Smith, like J.
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Cole is talking like he's Stephen A Smith.
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Very cocky, confident and sticks it.
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So I every time I hear this track, it reminds me of Stephen
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A Smith. I don't know.
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So anyways, you're listening to Java and the mouth.
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I am. I guess I'm the scary mouth
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tonight. I'm the one in the only arrow
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marks. My ghosts missed a flamethrower
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and he's not throwing any flames tonight.
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I think I'm doing all the flame throwing tonight.
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Welcome to go my lady, I've often heard.
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That you'd give me a warm. Welcome if ever we met again.
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In like Flynn Flynn, Flynn. All righty, ladies and
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gentlemen. You guys are going to like this
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one. And I was thinking heavily about
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this before the show and it just transitions into this.
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Ladies and gentlemen, my in like Flynn tonight is very specific,
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very enjoyable and you guys are in for a tailspin.
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You like that I was like a Disney thing right there,
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Speedy, you like that? I I think it was it was a great,
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great flip. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
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tonight's in like Flynn is the greatest San Diego Chargers of
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all time. And I, I am not going to change
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it because this is what I was doing before the show and I was,
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I was trying to hunt on how I'm going to attack this and I'm
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going to attack it tonight. Why not?
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Ladies and gentlemen, at #10 now, I, I checked out a lot of
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different, you know, statistics and rankings the way some of the
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these guys are ranking these players.
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And I thought rancorrancor.com gives you the best list as far
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as I'm concerned because they Add all the players.
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I disagree on a lot of them, but I have their rankings.
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All right, so at #10 they got Fred Dean. 73 year old Fred Dean
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played a significant amount of time.
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He was a great player for the Chargers.
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There's no question that he was. I wasn't alive to see him.
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I would not put him in my top ten.
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I would not I, I, I don't remember Fred Dean as far as I'm
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concerned, I've heard about him, but I wouldn't put him on my top
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hat 10 if I, I haven't seen him specifically on my lists.
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I'm going to go at #10 who they ranked at number.
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Hold on, I, I got a moment right over here at #16 I think he's
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much higher than this. I'm going to go with Vincent
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Jackson. Vincent Jackson was one of the
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more under underrated wide receivers. 42 year old
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Quickenjammer played with him. He's sensational, great size,
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great ability, leaping ability. This guy had some sensational
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seasons with Philip Rivers. When everybody talks about the
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weapons that they had, like Damien Thomas in, they had one
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of the best tight ends in the world and out of all time.
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People forget about Vincent Jackson and how long and how
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athletic he was. I would put Vincent Jackson at
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#10 at #9 They have Melvin Ingram who's still in the
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league, you know, hopping around in different places.
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I would not put Melvin Ingram in my top ten.
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I don't know why they have him in my top ten.
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That's ridiculous. He's not as good as they made
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him out to be. That could never stay healthy
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when he was over there with the Chargers.
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He's still 36 years old and still playing in the NFL.
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But I'm going to go with Eric Weddell.
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Eric Weddell to me is a borderline Hall of Famer, one of
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the great safeties in the league.
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I I love the way he play hard nose reminded me a lot of us of
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of different safeties in the past and comparable to a couple
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of safeties that are on the league right now.
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Fun to watch. He always was a ball hawk hawk
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and he he know how to blitz in any kind of defense that he ran.
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So I'm going Eric Weddell #9 at #8 they have the great Antonio
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Cromartie. I think he's higher than that.
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So at #5 and I'm going to, I'm going to say this because I
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actually, no, you don't want. I'm not going to.
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I, I, I got to put him in. I, I'm going to take, I'm going
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to take it. I'm going to move Antonio
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Cromartie up a little bit. I'm going to add this guy
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because I'm looking at it. I'm going to go with John
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Carney. John Carney, one of the best
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kickers, one of the greatest kickers of all time, should be
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in the Hall of Fame. I don't know if he is yet, but
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he to me is one of the greatest kickers of all time.
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I think he had the longest kick in NFL history at one point.
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I think it was 62 yards. And it was broken recently, I
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think by Tucker. And then somebody else broke it
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from I think the Cowboys kicker broke it.
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Yeah. So I'm going to go with the
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kicker. I'm going to put him there and
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that's my kicker. I'm going to put Sean Carney at
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#7 I am going to put. Well, they had Sean Merriman,
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love Sean Merriman. He's been on the show.
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I would not put Sean Merriman in my top ten.
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I think he was very overrated. That's just my opinion.
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I thought he was overrated. He had two great seasons and I
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know Sean wouldn't want to hear this.
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I, I, it seems like I like to piss off charge of players, but
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I, I would not put him there. I would move him out.
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I think Sean Merriman's number 11, I think he's on outside
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looking in. There's too many great players
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at #7. I would put Antonio Kamardi.
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I think Antonio Kamardi is one of the greatest safeties.
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I mean greatest corners, DBS they've ever had.
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I remember when he was drafted, had a sensational career over
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there and then he went to The Jets.
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It was sensational. I I think he was very
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underrated, very run underrated over there with that defense at
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when it was at the top of its game.
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He was one of the best corners in the league for a very long
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time. So I put Antonio Kamardi at #7.
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At number six, they have Phillip Rivers.
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I think they're crazy. I think Phillip Rivers should be
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higher than that. I would say at number six, I'm
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going to put a 10 at tight end. He is a Hall of Famer and we
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know his son Kellen Winslow was a great, great player.
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There's no question he was a great player.
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But I in the top, in the top five, I wouldn't put him there.
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I there's just so many other great players and I just
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wouldn't put him there. So I put Kellen Winslow at #6 I
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sensational player, Hall of Famer, one of the greatest tight
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ends of all time, but I wouldn't put him on my top five at #5
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they have Kellen Winslow. I'm going to have Lance
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Allsworth now. He was a wide receiver.
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He's one of the greatest underrated wide receivers of all
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time. If you look at his numbers,
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they're comparable to some of the elite wide receivers of all
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time. He is.
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He was a special player and he was one of the elite guys in
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that sand with those San Diego Charger teams, the elite San
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Diego Charger team. So I'm going to go Lance
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Allsworth at #5 at #4 I'm going to go, well, they have Lance
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Allsworth. I have Antonio Gates, one of the
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greatest tight ends. I think you could put him in the
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top three of all time. You can argue that he was just
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fun to watch. Big Long play basketball.
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Fun, fun player. Very exciting and extreme when
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it comes to the media work. When he spoke to the media,
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always had a smile on his face. Love to watch him play.
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I would have him at #4 at #2 I'm going to put junior, say how
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junior say how. I know a lot of people put him
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in my top 2. They're top 2 and they have him
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in the top two. I love junior, say how I loved
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him. He was great everywhere he went.
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Greatest I, you could argue top five greatest linebackers ever
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play the game. Some people put him in the top
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three Hall of Famer special sad what happened to junior say how
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and my heart goes out to him and his family.
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I everything that he did, he did it right on the football field.
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Great team leader, great player, knew how to blitz, knew how to
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get to the quarterback. Very good in coverage.
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Probably the best coverage linebacker to ever play the
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game. I put junior say how at #3 at #2
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I'm going to have to put Phillip Rivers.
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Phillip Rivers was fun to watch. I, I said it and I've always
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loved the guy. Window thrower, one of the more
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accurate quarterbacks of the league when he was at the top of
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his game. I everything he did with his
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personality, his flair, You like him, you hate him, everybody.
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He was one of the most hated players in the league, but one
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of the most loved players on his team.
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Everything about him screams to me of super stardom.
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The guy's a Hall of Fame. I don't know if he's first
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ballot, but he is on the ballot this year.
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He will get into the Hall of Fame and Steve Weich will be
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owing me a nice steak dinner, so I'm going.
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Phillip Rivers at #2 and at #1. He played for The Jets and he
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played for this team. He was traded for one of the
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greatest speed demon quarterbacks of all time.
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You know what I'm talking about. Speedy.
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Michael Vick was traded for Ladainian Thomlson.
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If people forget, Ladainian Thomlson is one of the greatest
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running backs to ever play the game.
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His workouts were strategic and uncomparable.
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The things that this guy did off the field are insane.
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I never seen a guy work out like this guy.
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His training methods were sick and on the football field,
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right. Some people would say it was
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Barry Sanders esque him and Saquon are the closest to Barry
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Sanders. The guy spinned.
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He his agility, his athletic ability.
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He wasn't big, but he was so strong.
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His leg strength was just ridiculous.
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I I mean, if you watch his workouts, they were ridiculous.
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I mean, this guy was the greatest running back of this
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era. I think you could argue that he
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was. I'm going with Damian Thomas as
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the number one greatest Charger of all time.
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There is quarterbacks and there is a quarterback that should
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have been on this list, but I didn't put him there because
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there's so many great players. The Chargers had that and I
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didn't put a lot of defensive players.
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They were all really offensive players.
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I but Antonio Kamardi is definitely on my list.
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I, I loved Antonio Kamardi, I really did.
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So I put him higher than a lot of guys because I just love the
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way he played and when he was a Jet he was my him and Darrelle
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Revis were arguably my favorite players.
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So I wasn't a brilliant Edwards fan that's for sure.
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And I wasn't a Bart Scott fan either.
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So I but I loved Antonio Camardi and I think they were the best
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duo The Jets have ever had. And as far as secondaries in the
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league for like 3 years they had the best.
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I don't think you can argue the Revis Island and Crow.
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I mean, when they played at the top level, I don't think anybody
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wanted to throw on either side. So one was mean and and played
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mean. And I'm talking about Dora
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Rivas. And the other guy was
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athletically gifted, long and and had the agility to do a lot
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of things and intercept the ball, which by the way, I think
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I won. I think one season he had like
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13 interceptions or some ridiculous number with the
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Chargers. I I don't know exactly the
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number he was. He was, I think he had three in
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the in the one game that Peyton Manning threw 6 interceptions.
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And I remember that he had an unbelievable season.
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He was up. He was our first, first team all
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defensive player. And Crow, I think it was early
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in his career when he did it too.
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He was fun to watch and I loved Crow.
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So I no, nobody, nobody including yours truly would ever
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take A and I think he was the only defensive player I picked
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in. I think he was the only
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defensive player I bet. Yeah, because the the two pass
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rushers at the beginning and Fred Dean was 100 sack plus he.
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Wasn't in my top ten he. Wasn't in your top ten?
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And then Melvin Inger, I was surprised with that number. 9
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Eric Weddell Eric Weddell. Weddell should have been much
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higher. Eleven.
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Was Nick Hardwick on your list? He was a good center.
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I would have taken him over. Ingram, too.
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And then Carney, who's also been on our show last year as well.
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Carney is definitely one of the greatest kickers.
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The greatest kickers. All time.
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I mean, he's got to be in my top ten, but they had a lot of other
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good players that we didn't. Sean Merriman, he was there.
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I'm not a big Melvin Ingram fan. No, he's way too high on this
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list, Louis. Kelcher was also on this list.
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Sid Gilman, Jamal Williams, Austin Eckler, Ron Mix.
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They were great players. Williams was a good nose tackle
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too. Kind of played right with
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Merriman on those teams. And I loved Vincent Jackson,
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loved the way he played. They rest in peace.
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By the way, I loved Vincent Jackson, everything about him.
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So it's a shame that he he got he's gone so early in his career
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and his life. So I loved watching him play.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen, we got King of the Hill.
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Here's the King of the Hill. This, Bobby, is the Beltline.
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You never ever hit below that. Not that kind of king of the
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hill, you dumb. This is King of the Hill.
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All right guys, welcome to King of the Hill.
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This game is a good one. We don't do it that all that
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often anymore, but if you haven't seen in the past, we
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used to. We have 3 rounds.
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We got some trivia and we're going to compete for a chance to
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take on the king. The king is Errol Marks.
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The winner has a chance to dethrone the king, but first
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they got to go to the peasant fight.
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Well, they'll take on each other with a question and then Errol
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will decide who will take on finals each other in the joust
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with a cut. My endo.
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To make it to the last round to take on the king.
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But we. Will vote democratically to try
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to overthrow his tyrannical monarchy.
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Are you guys ready to play King of the Hill?
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Let's. Do it.
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All right, here we go. Let's get the camera set.
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Let's get the king up top. I'll get in the jester's chair.
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And guys, we have it set up right here.
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I'm going to show you the category.
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We'll go in this order from left to right.
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Jabba, Speedy, Jarrett, and then Tommy will go twice and we'll
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snake back around the other way. Here it is.
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They put it back up with the first round, round one peasant
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fight. I want you guys to tell us who
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you think are the best defensive players of the 2025 just season.
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So I want you to go through it. You can get some PFF rankings up
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there and are not your favorite. Maybe you want to get some more
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traditionalist rankings, you know.
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He says PFF isn't his favorite, but he used it in the opener
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today at PFL. Well, that's because I had to
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someone. Made it was a good point to
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make. The Giants gave up on a guy who
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is 18th overall, a defensive tackle and and Brave was like,
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yeah, we'll take them. Thanks.
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You suck. So you guys are going to tell me
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those guys. So let's get into that our our
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camera setup and we'll start our game right now.
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Start with Java Chamberlain. I mean, obviously everybody's
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going to go obviously now here, but I I'd like watching Will
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Anderson, just his speed there. There was a play a couple weeks
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ago. Just his relentlessness have
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never given up on a play and how he's able to just come up the
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edge and even drop into coverage and just to see like how
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effective he is and like how he's evolved his game into into
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what it is. I just like seeing dudes like
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that and he I wouldn't want to meet him in a dark alley.
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So he he gets another point for that as well.
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Complete player by year 3. Pretty awesome.
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He's probably A6 tool player if you know what I mean.
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I don't want to know what you mean, but I guess I sunk into
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my. Head.
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That's for a difference. And I asked you if it hangs left
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to right. Now you're giving me about tools
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and what kind of tool. I'm trying to estimate what it
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looks like. By the way, Fisher Analytics, if
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we ever do bring that back, we're doing Nathan versus Java.
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Well. What happened to Nathan?
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It's time for speed, he's answer.
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All right, I'll go with his teammate.
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The one that Errol you kind of mentioned before has been the
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best corner in football so far this season.
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That's Derek Stingley. Even against bigger bodied
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receivers who's been his weakness in his career, he's
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still been locked down. He's there were one stretches in
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the year where he had an under 50 QBR allowed when he was
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targeted in coverage. So granted, we've mentioned OK,
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the AFC S soft schedule to an extent understandable, but the
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rest of the schedule is still pretty easy.
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And when the offense wasn't doing anything, like the defense
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really had held their own and seeing there's a huge reason
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why. I mean, I'll take Miles Garrett,
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19 sacks right now, probably won't break the record this
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year. I mean, he's going to win
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Defensive Player of the year. He probably should be getting
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more consideration for MVP to be honest.
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I agree with. You If it wasn't just a
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quarterback award now, you probably would be the MVP.
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Mom, if their team wasn't God awful, but well, that.
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Too, but they would be the. Worst, it's a.
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Pretty good point he is. Unstoppable Tommy all right, so
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I'm going to actually go TJ Watt.
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Of course Watt has had I would say more explosive other
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seasons. But the thing with the TJ Watt
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is you get this explosiveness that you don't get at a miles
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Garrett, the way he just he just rushes an edge.
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It's just like unnatural. It's absolutely unnatural.
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It's absolutely amazing to see him watch this year.
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There's certain times in a game you could see, you know, of
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course, double pressure on the edge to try to double team TJ,
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get TJ Watt. I'm gonna say TJ Garrett almost
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makes both their names together or it just ends up being.
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A. Steelers linebacker.
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That or Steelers. Play that blowjob.
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Getting the blitz for them, so I'm going to go with TJ Watt and
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the other player I'm going to go with.
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Is JC. Horn, I'm going to go with JC
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Horn as one of the best coverage cornerbacks, probably the best
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quarterback in the league right now.
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He is one of the best corners, like I said.
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And the fact that, you know, the Panthers are staying in these
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close games, the fact that the Panthers are still staying in
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the playoff race this late in the season is definitely because
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on the backhand of JC Horn as one of the main components of
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why they're still hanging around.
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So I'm going to go with JC Horn. I remember when that kid was
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drafted when when healthy, I remember his father.
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His father was great and this guy when he was, that's amazing
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healthy If he stays healthy, this guy is one of the best
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corners in the league. So.
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Jared. I'm going to go a player near
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and dear to my heart as a Baylor fan.
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This guy deserves a statue of Baylor.
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Jalen Petrie for the Texans. He's been one of the best
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safeties in the league this year.
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Like the best opponent quarterback ratings in the
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league right now. It's like a holding quarterbacks
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to 7 yards an attempt. No touchdowns on the year given
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up by him. One of the best safeties in the
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league. Absolutely deserving of some
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praise. They asked Derrick Henry who's
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the person that can tackle him the best the other day he said
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Jalen Petrie. Jalen Petrie's.
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The man, that's an honor if you can tackle Derrick Henry with
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some oomph. Didn't they make the rules?
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Didn't they make the rule because Derrick Henry when dude
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pulled out his dreads because that was the only way he could
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get him down? No, that was Tori Smith a while
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back was the first one, and then they.
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Made that after. That.
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There were a couple of guys that got pulled down by their dreads
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over the years just like that. But that rule really got
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publicized with Smith. Well, that was Palamala with a
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$4 million insurance policy. If he played offense, he would
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have needed that. By the way, man, he did not age
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well. I just saw him at Palomalu.
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Palomalu did not age. I'd say.
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I didn't know. I'm not.
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He didn't age very good. Go look at what he looks like.
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I hate to see. It he should have got the extra
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the conditioner. Yeah, he needs to do something.
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Head and shoulders. All right, I think we're back to
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speed at this point for Java or? 2.
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No, no, I'm not. I was.
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Going to say I can do. It I didn't do it, I didn't.
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Do it speeding. Give your answer.
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Give your answer. Well, we're keeping the same
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theme here. A lot of Texans here.
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I'll go with the other edge rusher, too.
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That's not a very Goodyear. It's Neil Hunter, a guy that's
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quietly on track to a Hall of Fame career right now.
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He's at over over 100 sacks right now.
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What he was, he was smaller player at the beginning, really
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bulked up and he's been very consistent and a big helping out
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alongside Will Anderson as well. And that other edges to moving
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teams with the Vikings, a whole new defense.
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He had to learn to the last couple years and he's been
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phenomenal again this year. All right, Java.
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I'm going to go Aidan Hutchinson and I'm going to go Aidan
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because coming off his injury, obviously he's better than what
22:09
he's shown. But to to come through wet and
22:11
still have 8 1/2 sacks and, and still didn't look like he's lost
22:15
the step. And, you know, hats off to him
22:18
for coming back and still being the player that he is.
22:22
And then I'm going to go with probably not at the very popular
22:26
choice, but Micah Parsons, I mean, still obviously not having
22:31
a great year, but not a terrible year.
22:34
He's got 12 1/2 sacks and, you know, 38 tackles.
22:36
So he's still doing his. I don't know if a lot of people
22:39
like the trade, but yeah, I'm going those two all.
22:43
Right, Speedy. All right, I'll go first time,
22:45
first one with an inside linebacker here, a guy that's
22:47
played very well amidst all the rest of the team's team, the
22:50
rest of his team getting hurt pretty much too.
22:51
Java. You mentioned one of his team is
22:52
already with Hutchinson. I'm going to say Jack Campbell,
22:54
a guy that's been really good in coverage as well and could do
22:56
one of the best runt run stopping tacklers in the league.
22:59
And this is a team that's really banged up on offense.
23:00
They're playing. It's a lot of really good
23:02
running games in that division with the Bears and the Packers.
23:05
And he's been having a phenomenal year.
23:07
I questioned when they drafted him.
23:08
At the time I thought it was a reach.
23:09
But he's been a very good player and this is his best season of
23:11
his career so far. Jared.
23:16
I'm going to go with the I think he'll be the defensive rookie of
23:19
the year this year. Carson Schwenzinger for the for
23:23
the Browns, but very good linebacker.
23:25
I think he's like 6th or 7th in the league in tackles.
23:28
He's also got 2 interceptions. I mean, it's not just Miles
23:31
Garrett. Why?
23:32
The Browns have a good defense. Everyone else hasn't
23:34
contributed, but I think Schwenzinger has contributed in
23:36
a big way for that team. All right, and finish off the
23:40
first Round Top. Boots, I'm going to go Kevin
23:42
Byard from the Chicago Bears. Byard honestly, has been one of
23:46
the better, I would say coverage cornerback.
23:49
I'm sorry, cover Shakies. He's had pretty good tackling
23:52
years the last couple of years. Had a good season with the
23:54
Eagles on his on the back half of that season as well.
23:57
He's been absolutely a phenomenal safety for the Bears
24:00
the past two years and I'm pretty sure he he definitely
24:02
leads the league in interceptions this year.
24:05
So give me Kevin Byard, safety from the Bears.
24:11
All right, Errol, who are the two people moving on to the
24:14
joust? All right, I'm going to go with
24:18
Jarrett. I like his pigs.
24:20
I thought he was reaching and he did get he did get Miles
24:23
Garrett. So I have to give him.
24:25
I have to move them on. The guys haven't to me just the
24:29
game changing here. So I'm going Jarrett and I'm
24:32
going to go with Java. All right, Jarrett and Java,
24:36
other guys pop on out and let's get it back on up Round 2, the
24:44
joust and let's see the question for our finalists.
24:48
Best under 500 team in the league right now.
24:54
So basically I'm asking you to tell me who are the best bad
24:58
teams in the league? Bring up the standings.
25:01
They have to be under 500, can't be 500, need to be under. 500
25:06
they're not at 500. No below 500.
25:09
That's why we can do this in the first round.
25:11
I think it's something a lot of people say.
25:14
Oh, they're they're bad, but they're a good, bad team.
25:18
I want to hear or who are the best or unlucky.
25:23
Maybe Pythagoras and his theorem doesn't smile on him this year.
25:27
All right, but you need to tell us right now, Harold.
25:31
Who's going first? I'll go Jabba the.
25:36
Jar all right. I'm going to New York Jets.
25:41
No, I'm I'm not. I'm being not being super
25:44
sarcastic, but everybody went from they're they've got good
25:49
talent. Shut up scoops, but didn't
25:53
expect them to win three games. But what why say they are is
25:57
because I kind of look towards what they're going to do.
26:00
They're believing in a coach because you didn't expect them
26:02
to win three games at this point.
26:04
You had them win in two, maybe 3 at the beginning of the year,
26:08
and they're probably going to end up with the rest of their
26:09
schedule probably winning four, maybe 5.
26:13
And so I look at it as a team that you expect actually dog
26:16
shit from to actually go out and win games and believe in a coach
26:20
and show a little bit of fight when they haven't shown it
26:23
before. So I mean, yeah, you probably
26:26
thought I was going to be like sarcastic and but I like, no,
26:31
they they're not as bad. I mean, they're bad, but not as
26:34
bad as people thought they were going to be.
26:37
All right, Jared. I love bad quarterback play, so
26:42
I'm going to go with the Cleveland Browns.
26:44
They have one of the best defenses in the league.
26:46
They so they can hang in any game, which means what their
26:49
quarterback does matters. And it's going to be wildly
26:52
entertaining watching them just throw the ball all over the
26:54
field Willy nilly and doing stupid stuff that's fun to watch
26:58
for a bad team. I was a big Will Levis guy that
27:01
was must watch TV every week of what he was going to pull out
27:03
there should doers now must watch TV of what Sean Master
27:07
he's going to try out there, but it's going to be in a big
27:09
situation because the defense will keep them in the game.
27:13
Second pick. I'm going to go to Cincinnati
27:14
Bengals. I don't think they're really bad
27:17
like they are a bad team, but a lot of that's because they've
27:19
missed Joe Burrow all season long.
27:21
They play no defense, which makes games fun and then they
27:24
can still score. I mean, it was fun watching Joe
27:27
Flacco at year 27 or whatever it is just, you know, sling the
27:31
pill around Burrows going to do that.
27:33
Now there's They're fun games to watch with the Bengals.
27:37
All right. Jabba, I'm probably going to go
27:41
commanders. It's just we're it's it's tough,
27:46
it's tough sledding around these waters right here when you get
27:50
to this point. Because if if there was 500
27:52
teams, like you'd have a little bit of a shot.
27:57
But yeah, I just for me that they've shown glimpses of kind
28:02
of what a really decent team that they could be with the
28:06
talent that they have. I think with offensively, I
28:10
think they they could be better. I don't know if it's if they're
28:14
going to be as good as they are defensively.
28:16
They're kind of one of those flip of coins and I I just think
28:20
they're not miserable to watch. And that's kind of the what I
28:24
was trying to base it off of other than The Jets, that was
28:27
about it. All right, and give us your last
28:29
one, Java. The last one and do we only got
28:32
like one more in there? There's three.
28:35
There's plenty more. God, and they all suck donkey
28:40
balls. That's pretty good.
28:44
But which one is the best at doing that?
28:48
I'm going to say the Raiders because they have one of the
28:51
nicest stadiums, so even if they suck, it's nice to go there.
28:54
And you're in Vegas, so you get hammered and bet.
28:57
So yeah, that's my reason. All right, finish off the round,
29:01
Jared. I'll say the Dolphins.
29:05
Dolphins are a weird team. They they looked horrendous the
29:08
start of the year. They're also kind of fun.
29:10
Interceptions are fun. So too, it was fun to watch.
29:13
But they they out of nowhere, seem like a good team.
29:16
Now they're up to five and seven.
29:17
They won four of their last five.
29:19
They have a legit shot of making the playoffs out of nowhere.
29:22
And McDaniel might save his job. Also Jerry's are.
29:25
Fun Dolphins have a fun. That's a good nickname.
29:28
I mean, they look good out there.
29:30
Some games to watch. They don't defend much either,
29:33
so that's fun. All right, there it is, Errol.
29:38
Who's moving on? To take on the king.
29:40
All right, so it's very, very close, like extremely close, but
29:46
The Jets beat the Browns and that's the way I look at it.
29:51
So I think that's a little bit more impressive than the Browns
29:54
beating The Jets because they haven't beaten The Jets and The
29:56
Jets won 2720. So I'm going to go with Jabba.
29:59
I I I like Miami. That's that was the turning
30:02
point. I I like Miami.
30:04
I like all his picks, but and I thought Miami really edged it
30:08
closer. But the Browns, I I don't think
30:12
the Browns are I think they're dog shit.
30:15
They have no offensive weapons whatsoever.
30:18
Jerry Judy has been on my fantasy.
30:20
He stinks. They have no quarterback.
30:23
They started 3 quarterbacks, 3 quarterbacks this year and
30:26
they're all dog shit. All right.
30:28
So honestly, I'm going to go with job, not because it's Jets,
30:33
I just the Browns are bad so they should even have three
30:38
wins. I get why.
30:39
I get why he picked it though, because it is like that's fun to
30:42
watch a shit show. You're a fun.
30:44
Bad team. And their jerseys are brown.
30:49
Shit brown so. Your jerseys are the worst all.
30:52
Right, let's get everybody back in for the last round to be the
30:56
voting panel for our democratic process where Jabba is going to
31:02
take on King Errol Marx. Here's the question for round 3.
31:07
When you get to take on the king.
31:10
Here it is. So you've been talking about it
31:14
all night. There's only one way to wrap up
31:17
tonight. Who is the MVP of the 2025 NFL
31:24
season? We got 4 weeks, 5 weeks left,
31:26
including this upcoming weekend left in the season.
31:30
It's time to decide who it is. This is when people you know
31:33
this is the right time to make your prediction, right?
31:37
We got a couple of front runners, we got a couple of guys
31:40
in the second level that are probably just a couple of good
31:44
games away from being at that top level.
31:48
Let's see. All right.
31:49
Who's going to be king of the hill?
31:52
Errol, Would you like to go first?
31:53
I would like to go 1st and I think everybody knows where I'm
31:58
going and I'm going the one and only.
32:02
Yeah, Matthew Stafford, I think he is the MVP of the league.
32:05
His schedule, he's in a division that's so competitive.
32:09
He's playing in Seattle. The NFC is by far better than
32:12
the AFC. I don't think it's a question or
32:14
an argument. Their schedules, I mean, let's
32:17
let's look at it here. Their schedule is one of the
32:20
hardest in the league. And the Patriots in Drake May
32:24
are one of the easiest schedules in NFL history.
32:29
OK, And he is up as the number one pick to go to from Vegas.
32:33
I'm absolutely, absolutely going with Matthew Stafford.
32:40
All right, Jabba. I'm going to go Dak Prescott.
32:43
It, it's, I mean to look at just like his completion ratio is
32:47
almost 70% at a career where he, he's kind of stayed at about
32:51
6067 ish percent. Like I said earlier, he's always
32:56
a bridesmaid, just never, never the bride, always.
33:01
I, I personally think in, in Speedy, you're, you've touched
33:04
on this too. We talked about voter fatigue
33:06
and it necessarily doesn't come necessarily from a team, but I
33:09
think it literally plays a part in some of what he does.
33:12
And he doesn't get, you know, the love that he he should get.
33:16
And I mean, just his ratio touchdown to interception and
33:22
how I think as a leader of the team and what he's done, he's
33:27
he's kind of kept guys in check. And when you do that, that just
33:31
shows you as a leader. And as he gets older, he, he's
33:35
not losing, you know, he's 32 years old, but obviously he's
33:38
not Stafford old, but you know, he's no spring chicken either.
33:41
And he continues to do that at a high caliber.
33:43
And there's something to be said about that, too.
33:46
All right. All right, so everybody looks at
33:49
the quarterbacks and this is where they're going.
33:51
I'm going off set on this and this guy has had an unbelievable
33:55
season. I know Fish is probably going to
33:58
have smiles on his face. I'm going to go.
34:00
Jackson, Smith, Najigba, he has a chance to break records this
34:04
year. His numbers are ridiculous.
34:07
I, I don't think that you can question what he is doing right
34:10
now. I, I think he has been
34:12
sensational. Yes, everybody, he's been the
34:14
best wide receiver in the NFLI. Don't think you can argue that
34:18
right now. He has been electrifying and
34:21
everybody knows what the ball is going to him and you still can't
34:23
stop him. Jackson Smith, Mid Jigpa.
34:29
All right. Wait.
34:31
You say just just say Jackson Smith.
34:33
And Jigpa. Oh, OK, just double checking.
34:36
Very smart hurrying favor with voters that way.
34:38
Yeah, Fish. I was just going to say if I
34:40
wasn't, if I didn't recall, I heard that was a name that you
34:42
brought up a lot early on in the.
34:44
Year shut up Java. Yeah, I'm just saying, I mean
34:48
like. I just remember he was saying
34:50
that. And look at Java driving the
34:52
wedge in this. Whole yeah, I mean for MVP
34:55
that's, I mean, that's big nuts. I mean, I see the game you're
34:58
playing over. Here I don't think the list is
35:01
that good. Yeah, I mean, I don't hate that
35:06
one either, but I'm going to go Drake May just because I'm going
35:09
to use Errol's sophomores slumps that your sophomore years, the
35:13
year we figure out if you're the guy or not.
35:16
And you know, it may be one in a million, but you know, just not
35:21
only is, is he leading the league in, in breakout year,
35:26
obviously, but you know, deep passes and being able to expand
35:29
the field. And I just, for me, I, I love
35:33
seeing dudes that are out there to prove people wrong.
35:36
And now it's, it's him and Stafford being one and two.
35:40
And, and I think with, with what he's got left, he's got a chance
35:43
to go out and, and, and reel this thing in.
35:45
Obviously his schedule is a little bit favorable than some
35:48
people's, but you still got to go complete the passes and he's
35:51
done it all years. So he, he could go down as one
35:54
of the highest depletion rates ever in, in history of the
35:56
quarterback. So it'd be interesting.
36:00
Right my my final. Last ones, Errol.
36:03
I, I, I'm sorry, I am surprised he's not on this list.
36:08
I'm surprised that nobody would put this guy on his list because
36:11
the season he's having is absolutely remarkable.
36:16
And that's Miles Garrett. Miles Garrett should be on this
36:19
MVP list. It's ridiculous how you have
36:23
Drake May, Matthew Stafford, Dak Prescott, Jordan Love, Josh
36:26
Allen, Sam Donald, maybe Caleb Williams, Patrick Mahomes.
36:31
Jonathan Taylor's had a great season.
36:32
Bo Nicks and Jackson Smith. Najiba.
36:35
I mean, Jackson Smith over at Bo Nicks, I, I don't know how Miles
36:39
Garretts not on this list. He has been unbelievable.
36:43
I mean. When was the last defensive
36:45
player to win MVP it? Was in the IT was in the 70s.
36:48
It was Alan Page, the defensive tackle from the Vikings.
36:51
Yeah. Miles Garrett is doing something
36:54
we might never see again. And he's going to.
36:56
Break. That's not true.
36:58
Lawrence Taylor. No, no, But I'm saying he's
37:00
going to break the record. I think he's breaking the record
37:03
and he's going to do it in and I think shorter time than
37:07
obviously than Lawrence Taylor did.
37:08
I think he breaks the record. I think he's going to do
37:11
something we've never seen any person do.
37:12
I'm going Miles Garrett, He has been as dominant as a player,
37:17
defensive player we've ever seen in a very long time, even better
37:21
than. DJ Fish, Was that the answer to
37:22
defensive player or what we were talking about?
37:24
No, I mean defensive player so speedy named the there was a the
37:29
only other guy besides Lawrence Taylor who did it in 1986.
37:34
The other Giants won. He had 20 1/2 sacks as a stand
37:38
up off the ball linebacker, not as a Ned rusher, but as an off
37:42
the ball linebacker. He had 20 1/2 sacks, which is
37:44
just from the four three. So it's not like he was like in
37:48
a three. You know, it was just.
37:50
It's ridiculous that Miles Garrett is not on this list.
37:52
It's ridiculous. I agree with you, absolutely
37:55
ridiculous last one. Let's finish up the game Java.
37:58
Well, that that was poopy because I was hoping that you'd
38:00
let me have that one. But I I mean, I guess I got to
38:05
go with Jonathan Taylor. I think at this point, if if I'm
38:09
going to go with anybody right now with, you know, offensively,
38:14
I'm not I'm not sold on Jordan Love because of the Jekyll and
38:18
Hyde of you're not. I don't know what you're going
38:20
to get. He's shown signs of it, but he's
38:22
also pissed on himself too. So and John, the Taylor's been
38:26
consistent more so had a rough week last week, but I think just
38:31
the crazy part too is, is he's almost 1000 yards after contact.
38:36
That's like that's crazy. He was like 953 last week and
38:40
just to watch him continue like run the ball after like that's
38:44
impressive and to see how many yards fastest went to 1000 and
38:48
how many games great year. I just those bad weeks are going
38:52
to add up. But I think if anybody had a
38:54
chance or a super dark horse finishes a lot 455 games with
39:00
what he's done all year, I think, you know, he's in the
39:02
conversation suck. My Indo, I love Jonathan Taylor,
39:05
but I when you said somebody pissed on pissed on himself.
39:09
It reminds me of band Santa and I watched that movie again last
39:12
night. That movie every single time I
39:16
could sit and watch it. I am laughing my ass off.
39:19
I was eating dinner late at night and I just was I was
39:23
drinking water and I just spit it out.
39:26
Spit it out when? When the kid?
39:28
Billy Bob Thornton's low key funny If you haven't started
39:30
Land Man like you wouldn't expect it to be funny.
39:33
It'd be funny, but Billy Bob is hilarious.
39:36
I've got to check that out. I'm going to check I've.
39:38
Heard that started the second season right All right so I'm
39:41
going to give you my vote. I'm going to read off who each
39:43
everyone took so we remember it. You know I can memorize it.
39:46
Errol took Stafford JSN and Miles Garrett.
39:48
Jabba took back May and Jonathan Taylor.
39:52
Here's how I'm going to match it up I I'm going to match up
39:56
Stafford versus may I too think Stafford is better than may.
39:59
I would go with Stafford. So I'm going to give that one
40:01
the Jabba to Errol rather I. And then this match up, it looks
40:07
like DAC and Miles Garrett. It was Jackson.
40:11
It was Jackson. Right, No, I'm saying I'm going
40:14
to save the offensive players to match up against each other, but
40:20
I don't know, man. I I really, really like Miles
40:24
Garrett and I think DAC is benefiting from two of the five
40:27
best receivers in the league right now being on his team.
40:30
So I'm going to give both of those to Errol and I also I'm
40:34
going to give JSN over Jonathan Taylor.
40:36
I think Jonathan Taylor's had a couple of bad games in there,
40:39
although he has been awesome this season.
40:42
JSN is just doing certain things with separation that nobody saw
40:46
coming. He's doing the thing where
40:48
everyone thought he was a slot receiver.
40:50
Now he's playing outside more than he played inside.
40:53
That's what Antonio Brown did when he was getting to the top
40:56
of his game. I would start thinking of him as
40:59
a similar type of star player at the receiver position going
41:02
forwards. Give me arrow on this one,
41:04
Jared, who you got? It's really close for me, I
41:08
consider a DAC and Stafford neck and neck back just doesn't have
41:11
the defense to help him out. I think Jonathan Taylor is a
41:14
little bit more of the the engine behind his team than JSN
41:18
is, but what it comes down to is in my first King of the Hill
41:23
months ago, Darrell eliminated me for Saint.
41:26
Drake May had one of the most impressive performances of week,
41:28
whatever it was, and at a pure spite, I will go with Jabba for
41:33
taking Drake May. That's right.
41:38
Listen, just like we found out in the year 2013.
41:41
Easiest. Trump won the first time
41:43
scheduled. 2000 NFL for this. Trade guerrilla named Harambe.
41:48
Aaron Judge got 11 mayoral votes.
41:51
I should have voted. I would have voted for him.
41:53
I voted for Derek Jeter one year.
41:54
I don't remember which election it.
41:56
Was, didn't, didn't you were talking about Harambe?
41:58
Didn't. Harambe got like 15,000 votes in
42:02
2016. He was a dead guerrilla.
42:05
I had friends that voted for him.
42:08
I remember that vote for Harambe.
42:10
I think they were like those like faded Che Guevara, like
42:13
pictures of Harambe. That was an interesting time
42:16
2016. Anyway, let's go to Speedy.
42:19
It's votes tied 11. Yeah, it's very close job.
42:22
I do like the pettiness of shaking away Dak Prescott from
42:24
him because obviously he would have taken a second otherwise.
42:26
I wouldn't have. I had no interest to take
42:28
really. Okay.
42:29
No, I did. All right.
42:30
Well, I'm looking at, I'm just looking at what these guys did
42:33
at this season. You know, I do.
42:34
I do applaud the effort though, but I want to take care.
42:36
I like his argument for Miles Garrett at the end, but going
42:38
with the defensive MVP, like the historic angle type thing was
42:41
very good. And again, I think your first
42:43
argument kind of cancelled out so.
42:44
You're talking about two players that historically are going
42:47
possibly going to break records. Yeah, I mean, that's all I'm
42:50
saying. All right, well, historically,
42:55
you break a tie with the last guy and here he is.
42:59
Tommy scoops. It's 2 to one right now.
43:01
Who you going? I know you just said that about
43:03
breaking a tie. You're probably going to hate
43:05
me, Arrow. I did like your list, but
43:08
honestly, Jabba, all three of those players that you picked
43:11
are definitely the players that I would have selected as well
43:13
too. I definitely could see May Zack
43:15
and Jonathan Taylor being MVPS over in Jigba and Miles Garrett
43:21
this year. Definitely 100%.
43:22
So I'm going to actually go Jabba.
43:24
Playing devil's advocate here, not intentional, but I'm going
43:28
Jabba on this. All right, so Tommy, thanks for
43:32
making making me have to do extra work on a segment.
43:35
I'm sorry way. To go on that one, Tommy, just
43:38
flip a coin. Here's what we do all.
43:39
Right. You want to flip the coin,
43:41
Jabba? We're not flipping a coin.
43:43
We're not putting a runner on second base, all right.
43:46
But what we are going to do is ask you to come up with one more
43:50
guy each for the same question and let's see who we who you
43:54
got. And we're just going to vote on
43:56
it one more time, give you a second to look at your list
43:59
again. Errol, since you're the reigning
44:01
king, you could decide to go first a second.
44:04
I'm going to go first. It's very close.
44:07
I'm not taking Jordan Love because he's too wishy washy,
44:11
Josh Allen too wishy washy. So it's between these two guys.
44:14
I'm not going to mention these two guys, but I like both of
44:18
them. But I am going to go with the
44:20
the youngster. I'm going to go with the guy
44:23
that is doing something with the Bears that a lot of people did
44:26
not predict. And he stood.
44:29
He's standing out to me. He's making the plays.
44:31
He's not putting up ridiculous numbers.
44:33
And I know a lot of people are going to like the other guy a
44:35
little bit more because of what he's doing with somebody else.
44:39
I'm going to go with Caleb Williams.
44:40
I think Caleb Williams has been sensational.
44:43
I think he's led the team. Everybody said that this guy
44:46
wasn't a leader, wasn't a leader.
44:48
Well, this year he speaks to the media a little bit differently.
44:52
He started to see isn't a little wishy washy because he went into
44:56
the quarterback room and some of the coaches said they can't
44:59
stand the way he acts inside the quarterback room and it doesn't
45:02
show up. But I think it's changed in the
45:04
second-half of the season. I think he's bought into Ben
45:06
Johnson's offense and you could see the difference in the
45:09
second-half. He's putting up these numbers
45:12
and he's doing it in a way with a great running game and he's
45:17
just doing it in a way I didn't think he was going to.
45:20
I'm going to go Caleb Williams. I like what Caleb Williams is
45:23
doing. I'm going to go Justin Herbert.
45:26
I know some of his yards are different.
45:28
This one's tough because you kind of don't know which
45:30
direction you're going to go. And I know he's had some trash
45:35
yards at the end, but even if you got trash yards, you still
45:38
got yards and you still have to complete passes and you still
45:40
got to be able to do that. Kayla, I do like Caleb Williams,
45:43
too. I think he's going to be really
45:45
good. But yeah, Herbert was was my
45:48
choice. And then I was like, shit, I
45:50
better go with Herbert. But yeah, I was going to go with
45:52
somebody younger that you didn't expect.
45:55
But that was really about all and.
45:56
I love Justin Herbert all season and the last couple of games he
46:00
hasn't looked the same. The team that so many guys,
46:03
they've lost, it it, it bothers me that Justin Herbert, he was
46:07
on his way, I think, as an MVP. But I agree.
46:10
I agree. But he's just falling off.
46:12
I could not put him in in this even in the top 10 right now
46:16
either. Daniel Jones, he's falling off
46:17
too. He looked like he was going to
46:19
be a short top five guy and he's fallen off over the last couple
46:22
of weeks. The guy that I thought you
46:24
should have went with was Sam Darnold.
46:26
I I think Sam. Is all right.
46:27
Well, we got to make our own choice, OK?
46:29
We base it on argument. It's not just who the player
46:33
was. I was going to go with a coach
46:36
and throw shit way off. I love that Java since you kind
46:40
of capitulated saying that you wanted to take Caleb.
46:44
Oh yeah, went with Herbert. First of all, use.
46:46
Words that I understand. I don't know what the fuck
46:48
capitulate mean. It means exactly what you
46:51
freaking think it means, man. You capitulated.
46:57
You kind of threw in towel is what I'm saying, because by
47:01
explaining it that way that you wish you could have taken the
47:04
guy that he took. So therefore, I'm going to go
47:05
with the guy that he took in that scenario dealt with using
47:09
that logic, Jared. Yeah, I mean, I picked on spite
47:14
last time and I think this is close enough or I I don't like
47:18
Caleb Williams, but I also don't think I think he's been a little
47:20
bit better than Herbert this year.
47:22
So I'll go with. I'll go with Arrow.
47:23
Yeah, I think both kind of similar circumstances.
47:25
Now, the Bears do have a better skill players, but both both
47:27
good coaches. I think still Chicago playing a
47:29
tough division the way they are this year.
47:31
Caleb Williams, they've had to win a lot of close games because
47:36
they underperformative points. Their defense has been hurt all
47:38
year. I'm going to give a slight edge
47:39
to Arrow, but it was a very good battle.
47:42
All right, Tommy, your vote. All right is over.
47:44
Yep, it's over. But Jabba, hey man, I tried
47:47
having you hanging around there, but similar like Fish said and
47:50
Jared as well. I think that Caleb Williams has
47:52
had a tad bit of a better season considering someone that made
47:55
the switch from Justin Herbert on his fantasy team putting
47:58
Caleb Williams over him. It's definitely played off a lot
48:00
well the last couple of weeks, so I'm definitely going with
48:03
Errol on this one. Yeah, I mean, there it is.
48:06
I would too, but Herbert has better numbers, but that's fine.
48:09
Yeah, he's. Also, fun look, I just said it
48:11
based on the logic. Oh, no, I agree.
48:14
And I just wanted to get this segment over with, so.
48:16
That's why you wanted to flip. A coin?
48:18
You thought he had a better shot with a coin?
48:21
It's all Tommy's fault in the 1st place.
48:23
Hey man, I blame Tommy. It's my fault.
48:25
Hey Errol, that means you stay king.
48:27
Oh the hell. I love Lisa am.
48:30
Jabba takes it up the ass. Kniffen's running away, ladies
48:36
and gentlemen. Now the real question What would
48:39
have happened if Niffin was the deciding vote?
48:41
I think Niffin would have gone. We would still, we would still
48:46
be here. He would still be like
48:48
discerning what's going on. After he checks out Abdul
48:52
Carter's Internet search history.
48:57
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we call this What's that smell?
49:01
Hold up. What is that smell?
49:04
What's right smell? Spooky.
49:10
Wow, you don't see that every day.
49:12
All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's pretty simple how we play
49:15
this game. It's really we tell you a story
49:19
and we tell you what it smells like and hopefully it doesn't
49:22
smell like anything. Speedy, you know, pulls out of
49:25
his ass because he pulls these weird things out of his ass.
49:28
Probably writes it down on a piece of paper so we can get the
49:31
answer down. That's fast anyways, right?
49:34
Let's hope he doesn't pull something really out of his ass
49:37
because it might be a hairy one. Anyways, ladies and gentlemen,
49:40
we're going to go. I'm going to say fish.
49:44
I'm going to go Speedy, I'm going to go Poops.
49:46
I'm going to go Jarrett, I'm going to go Jabba, I'm going to
49:49
go me. All right, let's get the music
49:51
going for what's that smell? What's that smell?
49:56
Blow my back out. I'm going to start with my
50:02
brother-in-law who was on the show a couple months ago, his
50:05
favorite team, Penn State, and a little comments made by former
50:11
Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger.
50:14
Apparently he decided that it's time for Mike Tomlin.
50:19
I don't know, maybe to just reset.
50:21
And he offered the idea that he should be coaching Penn State
50:25
University next year, staying in the state that he's already in
50:30
and switching over to college, even though it's something
50:32
Tomlin said he would never do. I don't know if it's such a bad
50:36
idea. And to me, I think that might be
50:39
exactly what the doctor ordered for Penn State for sure.
50:43
If Tomlin wants to do it, he seems like the type of guy that
50:46
would dominate at that level in the recruiting phase and all
50:49
those things. Again, if he wants to do it.
50:52
But does he want to do it? He's still able with this, what
50:56
most of us think, not a very good roster in the Pittsburgh,
51:01
able to get that team going so they're over 500.
51:05
He can do it with a bad team. That's the sign of a legendary
51:09
coach. He's a Hall of Fame coach.
51:12
We need to make sure we understand that this is a Hall
51:14
of Fame coach already. He doesn't have to do this, but
51:18
Bill Belichick tried to do it and he's not being successful.
51:22
It's really interesting to see if Mike Tomlin rise to that
51:25
challenge. So I looked up what things smell
51:27
like the most in Penn State University for Mike Tomlin, and
51:32
here it is natural. And this is AI, of course, in
51:35
campus specific smells. The first one, cow manure,
51:39
agricultural roots. The farm smell can drift on the
51:42
campus. Bradford pear trees.
51:44
Certain trees on campus have been described as having an
51:47
unpleasant odor. Some like into Seminole fluid
51:50
mixed with this quick. And then there is Ode to Penn
51:54
State, a fragrance company that once developed scents to evoke
51:58
the campus. It was described as having
52:00
vanilla, lilac and rose while the Cologne had blue Cypress and
52:05
cracked some of that pet. That's all I got for.
52:12
You all right so actually for the second straight week I have
52:14
a what's that smell related to a similar theme as the person who
52:17
went before me. So scoops you it we both have
52:19
the spitters that one week and fish.
52:22
We both have a Penn State team, but it's the Penn State versus
52:25
crumble cookies incident because I'll BYU apparently their CEO
52:30
and Jason McGowan is a big BYU booster and the report saying he
52:35
was a big reason factoring to their coach and Kalani Sakate
52:38
getting an extension from BYU when he was the favorite to take
52:41
the Penn State job. So this led to a bunch of funny
52:44
things after that. So you had the barstool Penn
52:47
State Twitter page going Oh, our Penn State Creamer, which by the
52:50
way, does seem like a good place is better than crumble cookies.
52:53
There was James Franklin at his Virginia Tech, I guess, opening
52:57
press conference, something like that.
52:58
They serve crumble cookies as a dessert for that.
53:01
And then the best one of all, BYU's actually sent to the front
53:05
of the Penn State offices for the football facility, some
53:09
crumble cookies right at the door.
53:11
So a bunch of pennies involved in that whole feud, which is
53:14
very funny. Kalies Tecate, one of my
53:16
favorite coaches in the college football, by the way, and he
53:17
stays with BYU and Penn State's still searching.
53:19
So we have a little twofold for what's that smell?
53:21
For BYU, it smells like a brownie batter crumble cookies
53:25
fresh out of the oven. And for Penn State, it smells
53:28
like a 10 year old crumble. Cookies for when Christian
53:31
Hackenberg was playing scooped up with the dog crap of the
53:34
Eagles Super Bowl Championship parade.
53:40
You are one weird. Person so vivid.
53:47
I was next. I think I'm next, Right?
53:48
All right, so going over to the world of wrestling, I'm going to
53:53
be talking about 53 year old over 7 feet weighing almost
53:57
£400. The big show.
54:02
The Big Show. Paul.
54:03
White yes, exactly. Mr. Paul himself, you know, over
54:07
the weekend he came out on Mr. Sam Robinson's podcast and Not
54:11
Sam podcast talking about how he thinks he has a couple more
54:14
years in him. You know, he's not ready to lace
54:16
up the boots just yet. He's not calling on retirement.
54:19
And for the love of God, someone who loved to watch the Big Show
54:22
as a kid growing up, please retire, Paul.
54:24
I mean, it doesn't look, man. I remember seeing Big Show come
54:27
out on an event over in the Coliseum back many, many years
54:31
ago, probably the pandemic era, a little bit before the
54:33
pandemic. So I want to say 2019 Big Show
54:37
walking to the ring back then, he looked like a wrestler that
54:40
was wrestling for 30 years back then and I was already six years
54:43
ago. So something that was a little
54:45
more recently, he went out on an AW event and in the AW event, I
54:49
try to find a picture. I wasn't quick enough with it
54:52
though. But however, at this AW event,
54:54
him standing up straight, his knees look absolutely terrible,
54:59
pointing in every single direction but straight.
55:02
So for the love of God, you know someone like as big as big show
55:04
the weight that's been carrying. On his.
55:06
For the 30 years that he's been wrestling, I hope that someone
55:10
like him retires and transitions to more of.
55:12
An exactly. Sort of what Mark Henry's done
55:14
in the last couple years, he's been a bit of a bit of a coach,
55:17
a bit of a trainer for the wrestling squads, like AW,
55:20
whatnot. So Scoop sits on the sitter.
55:22
I think that's how Big Shows should transition his career
55:26
instead of still wrestling like he thinks he can.
55:28
So what does it smell like? If he does get in the ring?
55:30
I promise you that match is going to smell like the crap
55:34
slash diarrhea or whatever it was that the Big Show took that
55:37
time when he stole Eddie Guerrero's Mexican food.
55:40
My rear end is. Burning.
55:42
It would be after eating Mexican food all right.
55:46
All right, Jarrett, let's get it, man.
55:48
OK. Announced today was the cast for
55:52
this new American biographical sports film on John Madden.
55:56
So it's going to be self-titled Madden.
55:59
The cast was the craziest thing I've ever seen.
56:01
Every different name Craig and last first we got Shane Gillis
56:04
in an undisclosed role. We've got Christian Bale as Al
56:08
Davis, John Mulaney of Tripp Hawkins, the EA guy, Catherine
56:12
Hannas, Virginia Madden, Sienna Miller as Carol Davis.
56:15
And in the starring role as John Madden is Nicholas Cage.
56:19
What it got? Great.
56:23
I could not believe what I was reading.
56:27
He put on. What's that?
56:28
Smell. And now I've gone mad at
56:30
Thanksgiving. I'm going to say it smells like
56:32
turducken because I don't know what to expect.
56:34
But I know it's going to be weird, and I know I'm going to
56:37
try. It did Johnny Depp get him that
56:38
that role me. I I did a story on this as soon
56:45
as I found out about it. It had to be a year ago.
56:48
I think we've been talking about we.
56:50
Did talk about on the show when it first came out, I think.
56:52
I don't know if you use it as. What's that?
56:53
100% as soon as the first set photos came out I got on it it.
56:58
Doesn't make sense. I'm just.
57:00
Saying it's gonna be. Interesting movie.
57:02
Christian Bale's fantastic actor.
57:05
And I love Christian. American Psycho.
57:08
American Psycho Bat, he was great.
57:11
Batman All right, Java. You're up, man.
57:12
Batman. Too, Yeah.
57:13
I'm gonna go to something that happened about, it was about a
57:17
well, not even a week ago, where Kevin Petula's house was
57:21
burglarized as he was gone. And yeah, it was eggs, whatever.
57:25
But man, you can tell me I suck. You can tell this, and I've said
57:29
this before, but like, when you do, like when my family's home,
57:32
I don't care if it's eggs or whatever, but that's just like
57:34
crossing the line. And I obviously he's not a
57:37
hermit. People know where he lives.
57:38
I'm assuming it's probably a nice neighborhood.
57:41
I'm sure he's not on the streets of Philly.
57:45
And that for me is just, it crosses the line when family
57:48
comes in that smells like just people just not having some feel
57:52
like, hey, you know what? This is my house.
57:55
Like, do anything you want to me, but let's have a little
57:58
respect and whatever and dignity for my family.
58:01
And it smells like people just running around with dirty,
58:04
shitty draws, just being miserable because they're Eagles
58:08
fans. He tastes himself.
58:14
Hi, ladies and gentlemen. My final, what's that smell is
58:18
it's definitely diarrhea down their leg.
58:21
I'm going to go with him and I, I did this two years ago and I
58:24
went with this team to win the national championship.
58:27
They came short and I'm going to go with them this year.
58:30
I'm going to go with Purdue. I think Purdue has a chance this
58:34
year to win the national championship 8.
58:36
No, I'm not going with Shire. I'm not going with dude because
58:39
I don't trust Shire in the big game, but I do trust Purdue.
58:42
I'm going with Purdue. They've been one of, first of
58:45
all, they're a great there every year.
58:47
They have the most size. They can rebound.
58:50
They're the I think they're the best defensive rebounding team
58:53
in all of college basketball. They're one of the best
58:55
offensive rebounding teams in the league, and they're great
58:58
shooting team. I expect them to go all the way
59:00
to the Final Four this year unless some surprise thing
59:03
happens. I wouldn't be surprised if they
59:05
go undefeated all season long. This is a really, really good
59:08
team and very well coached. One of the more underrated
59:11
coaches in all of college basketball.
59:13
So I'm going Purdue to win the national championship.
59:21
Unless something. Weird ten baby.
59:23
Unless something weird happens. One of our friends in Tobin
59:25
Anderson contributed to that three years ago.
59:27
And I want to tell you what it smells like.
59:29
It doesn't smell nothing but beautiful roses not coming out
59:34
of Speedy's ass. So there you go.
59:36
So anything away from Speedy's ass is probably civil and safe.
59:41
So stay away from his ass. Anyways, it was a wonderful
59:45
show. I I will say that the content
59:47
was great. By the way, thank you to Charlie
59:49
Sloes for joining us. He was sensational.
59:50
We really appreciate him. He gave us some great takes and
59:54
baseball is nothing without Charlie Sloes and the job * and
59:59
we could add Nick Goody on that one.
1:00:01
But Nikki is coaching some young baseball, but.
1:00:06
But we'll have Nick Goody on next week.
1:00:07
So thank you to all the fans on all the social medias by guys
1:00:10
that reached out to me during the show wondering what happened
1:00:12
to Quinton Jammer. You guys know now.
1:00:15
So I apologize to the fans if I upset at them on not getting the
1:00:20
interview out again. We'll get Quinton Jammer on the
1:00:23
show. I'll get a chance to have a
1:00:25
conversation with him and hopefully clean up whatever
1:00:28
happened in in any kind of way. That's why when you get a guest
1:00:32
on the show, he's supposed to have a conversation on what he
1:00:36
wants to talk about if if he's going to if he doesn't like the
1:00:40
offset stuff that we, you know, we usually do on this show.
1:00:43
That's what I would say on that. And hopefully he's not in his
1:00:47
car the next time he comes on a show.
1:00:49
I hate that. But anyways, again, thank you to
1:00:52
all the Spotify Apple fans, the YouTube fans, the TikTok fans,
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1:01:12
about New York radio and I think people should check it out.
1:01:15
It is a great it's a great read. All right.
1:01:19
And if you like New York sports and you're wondering why New
1:01:21
York sports sucks so much, maybe you should read that anyways, I,
1:01:27
I have to laugh because I, I enjoy the show and I, I think
1:01:31
our show is one of the best in, in the country.
1:01:34
And I think if nobody is tuned into it or had a chance to tune
1:01:37
into it, it doesn't know what we do on this show.
1:01:39
Well, now you know, and you know that we, we, we could be
1:01:44
outlandishly crazy and funny at the same time, but we know our
1:01:47
stuff. We know our sports and we have a
1:01:49
lot of fun doing it. So we appreciate all the fans
1:01:51
that stand by us and listen to us and watch us and tune into us
1:01:55
every single week. Yeah.
1:01:57
What do we have on? Who do we have on next week?
1:02:00
So Nathan was able to get one of Connor Harris.
1:02:02
He's a player for the Savannah Bananas.
1:02:04
He'll be joining us Monday at at 8:45.
1:02:06
I'm going to try to get our friend Adam Vyrant, the coach as
1:02:08
well. I'm going to see if he'll join.
1:02:09
He'll come as well if if his players coming on.
1:02:11
So he'll be on Monday and then on Wednesday.
1:02:13
Matt Gage, he pitched this season.
1:02:15
He's a relief pitcher, played for the Giants and the Tigers
1:02:17
this season. He'll be joining us on Wednesday
1:02:19
at 9:00. That'll be fun.
1:02:21
A little gagey. It's not Gage, you know, just
1:02:25
engage or whatever. Anyways, he's a football player.
1:02:27
I know, I know. Anyways, yeah, it's been a great
1:02:31
one. Again, fans, if you missed any
1:02:33
of the show, go check it out. Go check it out on Job on the
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Mouth, Spotify and Apple YouTube.
1:02:40
We'll have clips you know by. By the way, Jared is one more
1:02:43
week with us, right? Jared?
1:02:44
I think it's one more week with us.
1:02:46
Yeah, I believe that's right. Yeah, and and and Jared, I don't
1:02:49
know, Jared, you could come on whenever you want.
1:02:51
So it's not one more week if you want to join us whenever you
1:02:54
want to join us. You could be a stay.
1:02:55
There's two more. I'm sorry, two more weeks.
1:02:58
Like a. That one over like a Fardon
1:03:00
church. As it always does.
1:03:01
Anyways, again, we appreciate you guys.
1:03:04
We love you. Stay tuned on Friday.
1:03:07
We've got another show, Speedy. Friday.
1:03:11
Oh, I'm sorry today. Oh, tomorrow.
1:03:13
Tomorrow. I'm sorry, Thursday.
1:03:14
Game on with Josh Silverberg and probably his father at 6:00 PM.
1:03:18
You know sports ready can. I give him, what is his father's
1:03:21
name? Nelson.
1:03:21
Nelson. Nellie Nell.
1:03:24
We love Nelson. He's a Green Bay Packer fan too,
1:03:26
and a Boston Brewer fan. How does that match?
1:03:29
Anyways, Nelson with a Mets fan mixed in there.
1:03:31
It doesn't make any sense. It's not a fan.
1:03:33
A Knick fan. Anyways, thank you.
1:03:35
We'll talk to you next week. Goodnight.
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