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Laughs Unlimited _ Comedian Patrick DeGuire · Mic Drop Comedy

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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think the free internet music is kind of, it's
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  Speaker 2: kind of, you know, appealing to me now.
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  Speaker 1: I think I've gotten used to it.
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  Speaker 2: Jenny here from Laughs Unlimited. I am here today with Patrick.
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  Speaker 1: Is it Dagiri?
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  Speaker 2: Is that right? Dagir.
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  Speaker 1: Dagir. Dagir.
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  Speaker 2: The gear hello patrick how are you doing.
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing i'm doing good.
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  Speaker 3: Staying in trouble always yep we uh we have a
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  Speaker 3: date coming up at laughs unlimited but it occurs to
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  Speaker 3: me this is your first headlining date at laughs like
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  Speaker 3: a hurt first headlining.
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  Speaker 4: Weekend yes i'm i'm excited you know one of the
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  Speaker 4: first clubs that i ever performed at um was laughs
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  Speaker 4: and limited.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm thinking this must have been.
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  Speaker 5: Late, late nineties, early, early two thousands when it was
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  Speaker 5: obviously under different ownership.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember opening, I think his name was Ronnie Kenny. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not sure if that name sounds familiar, but back
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  Speaker 5: in the day, the owner had a house that the
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  Speaker 5: comics would stay at. And there was even a car
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  Speaker 5: for the comics to use, which obviously, with my loss
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  Speaker 5: of vision, I wasn't able to use.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Okay. But it was a piece of junk. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think somebody else's car is a great time to try, no?
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  Speaker 1: Love it.
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  Speaker 5: But I had a lot of good fun.
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  Speaker 1: And then I came out to your club last year.
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  Speaker 5: I did a spot on someone's show and it was
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  Speaker 5: nice to be back.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was Jimmy Earl's show, right?
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  Speaker 1: Looking forward to coming out. That was with Jimmy Earl, right? Yeah, yeah. Nice, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 2: The things that I know about you most is you
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  Speaker 2: have like a huge tour that you do overseas for
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  Speaker 2: the troops.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been putting together comedy shows, comedy tours for
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  Speaker 5: the troops for 20 plus years. I was just in
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  Speaker 5: Alaska and then we were supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: Go to Greenland and it got canceled because of weather.
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  Speaker 5: So we're going back in March. And then before Alaska,
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  Speaker 5: I was in the Middle East and we had to
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  Speaker 5: cut the tour short because of what was going on
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  Speaker 5: out there. We were coming back from Jordan to Qatar
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  Speaker 5: and I get a call telling me the base is
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  Speaker 5: being evacuated. So just hang tight when you get to
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  Speaker 5: Qatar and then we'll fly you out to Djibouti. But
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  Speaker 5: things started getting really, really hot. So I was told,
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  Speaker 5: you know what? We don't want you to get stuck
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  Speaker 5: in Qatar. Plus, we're not on a base anymore because
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  Speaker 5: the base has been evacuated.
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  Speaker 1: So let's just get you home and we'll you know,
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  Speaker 1: do it again sometime in the future. And that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I love that. All the, you travel all over the
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  Speaker 2: place and, and you do comedy and all of this.
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  Speaker 2: And unless you say it, what you talk about, I
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  Speaker 2: think in your comedy a bit, and it's on your bio,
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  Speaker 2: you wouldn't even know like loss of vision and whatever. It's,
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  Speaker 2: it's not stopping you from doing any of that. Like
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  Speaker 2: you've been more, I love that.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, Jenny?
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  Speaker 5: Know what's so funny like and and i know we've
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  Speaker 5: ran into each other here and there and and i
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  Speaker 5: don't have the cni dog or the cane and and
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  Speaker 5: i think a lot of times people think you know
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  Speaker 5: what you're you're full of it you you you got
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  Speaker 5: vision but if you're on tour with me for a
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  Speaker 5: week or two Yeah, you start to realize, wait a minute. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: this guy, he's messed up.
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  Speaker 2: There'll be many moments where it'll be like, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Ask Carlos. I was going to say, I know Carlos
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  Speaker 1: has told me about it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how many times he was helping me fill out forms.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, and recently married, I heard. Yeah. Helping set
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  Speaker 1: up your... Married on July 26th.
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  Speaker 2: And then I.
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  Speaker 5: Left on July 31st and I took off to Guam, Japan,
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  Speaker 5: South Korea. And I think there might've been one other place,
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  Speaker 5: but yeah, I was home for about five days and
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  Speaker 5: then I took off.
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  Speaker 1: Without her. Without her.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. That's comedy for you. And that's why.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I'm on my second marriage.
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  Speaker 5: But you know what? I, I, I, I think the
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  Speaker 5: most important thing is, is communication. And look, she understands
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  Speaker 5: this is what I do. And Jenny, if I'm home
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  Speaker 5: for too long, I get restless. And I think a
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  Speaker 5: lot of comedians definitely understand this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And, um, you know, I think what I'm doing, performing
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  Speaker 5: for the troops, it's, it's very, very special. And, um,
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  Speaker 5: You know, look, I'm out there hustling, making money for
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  Speaker 5: the family, and at the same time, you know, doing
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  Speaker 5: something that I think is very, very special.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome. That's great. And I agree 100%.
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  Speaker 2: And I think that we should start filing comedian in
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  Speaker 2: the category with pilot and firefighter. You know, if you
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  Speaker 2: want to be married part-time, marry a comedian. Yeah. A
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  Speaker 2: lot of time where you get to be single and then,
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  Speaker 2: you know, they come in and you're married for a
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  Speaker 2: few days and then they go off again. I think
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  Speaker 2: that's a great, great strategy. We should market that part-time relationships.
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  Speaker 2: I think we need to set up a dating.
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  Speaker 1: Site for that.
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, and I tell you this too, Jenny, and
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  Speaker 5: for your listeners, and I mean this sincerely, I think
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  Speaker 5: some of the most appreciative audiences that you'll ever perform
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  Speaker 5: in front of are military. When you do a comedy club,
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  Speaker 5: people want to laugh, right? But when you go overseas,
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  Speaker 5: they need to laugh. And I tell you what, some
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  Speaker 5: of the most appreciative people that you'll ever perform in
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  Speaker 5: front of. I mean, it's such an honor to be
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  Speaker 5: able to do what I do. I don't take it
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  Speaker 5: for granted.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah. That's awesome. That's great.
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  Speaker 2: And you get to travel and You don't always go
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  Speaker 2: to the most exotic places, but you can say you've
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  Speaker 2: quote unquote seen the world.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Oh yeah. I mean, Jenny, if you look
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  Speaker 1: at my bio and you look at the list of countries, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's amazing. It's awesome. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, from the Bahamas, Caribbean to Iraq, Kuwait, I mean,
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  Speaker 5: and everything in between.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, that's so cool. Well, perfect.
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  Speaker 2: That's a, that's our getting to know you part of
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  Speaker 2: the podcast. And now we get to, The good to know.
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  Speaker 2: So are you ready for a little bit of trivia?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it. All right. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: How are you at trivia? Are you a trivia buff?
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  Speaker 2: Are you a fan?
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  Speaker 1: I'm good with history and good in sports. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we have a little mix of everything, and you
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  Speaker 2: see we've got a little scoreboard here at the bottom.
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  Speaker 2: It's not me against you. It looks like that, but
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  Speaker 2: it's just how many you got and how many you missed.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So first question is what's the fourth number in pi?
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  Speaker 1: Seven. It is one. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Math is not my. That's okay. That's okay. They're not
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  Speaker 1: all math.
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  Speaker 2: Funny story is the next one is kind of math related.
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  Speaker 2: So how many ounces are in a pound? 16.
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  Speaker 1: 16. Yeah. See, there you go.
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  Speaker 5: Woo. One in one.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Name three artists that have performed at the Superbowl.
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  Speaker 5: Um, Janet Jackson, um, with Justin Timberlake, um, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, um,
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  Speaker 5: Eminem and then bad bunny.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Then the most recent one. Yeah. Which, which of those
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  Speaker 1: performances was your favorite? Oh, come on. You need to
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  Speaker 1: go old school with Dre and Snoop.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That was a great half-time show. Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 2: It definitely appealed to a generation of music that, yes,
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  Speaker 2: was great.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Next question is who is on the $ 2 bill?
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  Speaker 1: Hamilton. Wait. Okay. One is Washington. Five is Lincoln. Hamilton.
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  Speaker 2: It's Thomas Jefferson.
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  Speaker 1: Damn it.
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  Speaker 2: Hamilton is on something, though. Is it the $ 10 bill?
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  Speaker 2: He's on one of them, I think. Who's on the
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  Speaker 2: $ 2 bill again? $ 2 bill is Thomas Jefferson, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay. Now you know. See, good to know. Good
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  Speaker 1: to know.
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  Speaker 2: All right, what instrument does Animal play from the Muppets?
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  Speaker 1: Ooh, good one. The horn? No, he plays the drums. Damn.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was the sax, but that's the Carlos
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  Speaker 2: who does the sax?
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  Speaker 6: I think it's the big guy with the big jaws.
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  Speaker 6: I think his name is Lockjaw or something like that.
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  Speaker 6: And then Ralph, the dog.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Ralph is the one. Yeah, he plays piano.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Next question.
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  Speaker 2: So we're at five so far and you've got two
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  Speaker 2: out of five. Where is the Mona Lisa located?
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  Speaker 1: That has to be the Louvre in Paris. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Three for three.
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  Speaker 2: Three and three. You're getting there. Here's another gimme. You
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  Speaker 2: got this one. Who invented the telephone?
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  Speaker 1: Bell. Yep. Graham Bell. Yep. Alexander Graham Bell. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: We'll give that one to you. What was the name
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  Speaker 2: of Dave Chappelle's first comedy special?
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  Speaker 1: If I don't get this, I'm not a comedian. And
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  Speaker 1: you know what? I don't know. I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: So I guess I'll be coming out to Sacramento and
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  Speaker 1: doing the open mics.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we do open mics first and third Tuesday every month. Oh, fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently, I have an opening now, February 27th and 28th.
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  Speaker 2: Where the headliner used to be Patrick DeGere.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. It was called Killing Them Softly. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I hate it when it's something you think you should
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  Speaker 2: know and you're like, yeah, I didn't even know it
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  Speaker 2: after you told me either.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't anywhere close to that. All right.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, hopefully we'll give you an easier one. What's the
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  Speaker 2: capital of Louisiana?
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  Speaker 1: Baton Rouge.
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  Speaker 2: Baton Rouge. Yeah, there we go.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Redeeming yourself here.
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  Speaker 2: So you're still five to four. So you're five out
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  Speaker 2: of nine. Last question. What model number of iPhone did
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  Speaker 2: Apple skip?
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  Speaker 6: You forgot it's Final Jeopardy, too. You can wager points,
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  Speaker 6: but no.
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  Speaker 1: It's a guess, two.
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  Speaker 2: No. Good thing we didn't let you wager any of
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  Speaker 2: your points. They went from eight to the iPhone X
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  Speaker 2: to celebrate the 10th year anniversary.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So they skipped the iPhone 9.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, so the question, Jenny, is what's the average most
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  Speaker 5: comedians get?
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  Speaker 1: On the trivia? Yeah. Let's see.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's between like 5 and 7. I think
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  Speaker 2: this is average. You're not below average.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just happy when you get on the board. I
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  Speaker 2: would hate to see a big old goose egg and
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  Speaker 2: be like, wow. What do you know then? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I like to say that comics are very intelligent people.
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  Speaker 2: You have to be to be as quick-witted.
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  Speaker 1: As you guys are.
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  Speaker 2: But when you're doing trivia across the board, you can't
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  Speaker 2: be knowledgeable in everything all the time. Unless it's comedy specials.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. Good one, Jenny. Good one.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Well, let's see.
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  Speaker 2: Is there anything exciting things coming up for you or
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  Speaker 2: anything exciting that happened?
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  Speaker 1: Let me see. In May, I'll be doing another tour.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to Japan, Korea, and I believe Singapore with
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  Speaker 5: Paul Ogata and Adam Hunter. I was just on Comics Unleashed.
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  Speaker 5: I don't even know the name of my own comedy
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  Speaker 5: show I was on. No, I was on Comics Unleashed
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  Speaker 5: last week.
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  Speaker 1: On Monday the 2nd. I guess that's, yeah. That was
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  Speaker 1: a lot of fun. I was very, very happy with
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  Speaker 1: what I did. Good. I'm thinking what else, what else,
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  Speaker 1: what else? I mean, working the road a bit more
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  Speaker 1: as of late.
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  Speaker 5: You know, starting to look at doing some more motivational
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  Speaker 5: speaking comedy for the different blind organizations out there. To
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  Speaker 5: be honest, it happens a lot within the blind community.
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  Speaker 5: And I was hoping to do a show in Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: Las Vegas.
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  Speaker 5: It's called Sagebrush. And I was hoping to bring out Carlos.
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  Speaker 5: But there wasn't room, budget, whatever. So I'm hoping I
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  Speaker 5: can do it next year. But I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 5: more involved within the blind community. I think it's often
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  Speaker 5: a forgotten community.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. I mean, hustling, doing what I can do.
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  Speaker 1: That's awesome. That's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: And I love that there's more travels on the horizon, too.
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  Speaker 1: So that's perfect.
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  Speaker 2: And then you'll be at Laughs Unlimited this month.
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  Speaker 1: The 27th and 28th. The 27th and the 28th.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. So very exciting there. Get your tickets now, laughsunlimited.com.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for taking the time today.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you so much for having me and giving me
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  Speaker 5: the opportunity to come out to Laughs. Um, I'm definitely
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  Speaker 5: looking at looking forward to it again. I was out
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  Speaker 5: there many, many years ago. It definitely has meaning, um,
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  Speaker 5: to me.
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  Speaker 1: That's so awesome. Yeah. So you were, so were you
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  Speaker 1: in the same location? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: You know where it is now?
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  Speaker 1: Is that where it was? Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Cause I know that it's, it was always in old Sacramento,
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  Speaker 2: but it moved from, uh, the alley, uh, Up to
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  Speaker 2: where it is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And when I stepped in, when I was out there
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  Speaker 5: last year, you know, you have those wooden pillars.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It was definitely nostalgic. You feel like, I remember that.
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  Speaker 2: I ran into it last time, too.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly. Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You know, the people listening should come out to the
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  Speaker 5: show to see if I fall off the stage.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not going to say it won't hurt,
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  Speaker 2: but it's not the tallest stage I've seen, so it
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  Speaker 2: could be worse.
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  Speaker 1: Let's have some fun. That's funny.
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  Speaker 6: I just got one thing, though, real quick. Because I
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  Speaker 6: was telling Jenny this when we were on the trip
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  Speaker 6: about the burial thing.
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever feel that? Yes. What did Jenny think?
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  Speaker 1: He said to ask you about it. You were going
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  Speaker 1: to tell me.
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  Speaker 6: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm married now.
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  Speaker 5: When I went with Carlos to Australia and other places,
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  Speaker 5: I believe I was engaged at that time. And my
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  Speaker 5: kids were telling me, Dad, if you die before you
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  Speaker 5: get married, we want to bury you next to mom.
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  Speaker 5: And my fiance, girlfriend at the time, said, if you
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  Speaker 5: get buried next to your ex, I'm not going to
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  Speaker 5: visit you whatsoever.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, but we're not married yet. And how
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  Speaker 1: could you do this? And I mean, it was it
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  Speaker 1: got into a pretty good discussion. Thankfully, I'm married. Oh, that's.
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  Speaker 2: Well, thankfully you didn't die before you got married.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah. So it was a good, good question. What
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  Speaker 1: do you think, Jenny?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I hope whoever's in charge cremates me and throws
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  Speaker 2: me wherever they want. It matters not to me. I
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  Speaker 2: will be gone from this body, so they can do
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  Speaker 2: whatever they'd like with me. Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: I mean.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good way out of it.
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  Speaker 2: I hope they don't drop them at Laughs Unlimited. And
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  Speaker 2: if they do, I will haunt all of your asses.
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  Speaker 1: Love it. I'll boo you from the great beyond. I
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  Speaker 1: love it.
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  Speaker 6: Also, too, Patrick, because you're the modern day Brady Bunch,
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  Speaker 6: you guys have how many kids between you and what
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  Speaker 6: are the age ranges?
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  Speaker 1: Eight kids. I have four.
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  Speaker 5: Raimi has four. Blended, five boys, three girls. And Jenny,
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  Speaker 5: there is so much material. Just so much material. So,
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  Speaker 5: you know, I've been working on a bunch of different bits,
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  Speaker 5: you know, because I'm the one that has to pick
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  Speaker 5: up my daughter from, stepdaughter from elementary school. And if
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  Speaker 5: I'm not able to pick her up, it's her dad.
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  Speaker 5: But when her dad picks her up, He's picking her
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  Speaker 5: up in a luxury car with a hot Happy Meal.
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  Speaker 5: And I can't do that because I have to walk
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  Speaker 5: about a mile, mile and a half to her elementary school.
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  Speaker 5: And I remember one time it was really, really hot.
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  Speaker 5: And I thought I would do something nice and get
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: her a Popsicle. but it started to melt, so I
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: had to run and nothing looks more gay than running
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: with a Popsicle.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Her elementary school to give it to her. By the
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: time I get there, it's nothing but a melted mess.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: She's upset, complaining.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: You say, here, I brought you fruit juice in a
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: plastic container that looks like a Popsicle.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: But there's so much material.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: But I love having a big family because if the
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: wife gets mad at me, eventually there'll be eight people
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: that can drive me.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. So she can't hold that against me.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Well, I was just thinking now I know why you
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: travel so much. Eight kids at home, I travel a
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: lot too.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah. My wife tells me all the time, you don't
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: have reality. You can leave whenever you want. Yeah.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Hilarious to tell him be careful the last wife said
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: that too and you see what happened.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah it's nice though.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: That's awesome that's awesome well thank you so much for
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: your time and we'll uh we'll be seeing you soon
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: 27 for.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: Sure thank you so much for having me jenny it
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: was great to be on the podcast uh and then
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: for your listeners Instagram is at Patrick D Comedy whatever
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: that's perfect Patrick.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: D Comedy there's a bunch of stuff.
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: For me going overseas doing this doing that then my
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: website is PatrickDGearComedy.com and you can find it on IG
• 22:09
  Speaker 7: just go to IG and.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Click on it and it'll take you there to a
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: bunch of other stuff.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Sounds great well we will see you again soon.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Okay see you soon thank you bye bye We are.
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: We are.