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World's Dumbest Adult Decisions · Podcast - Big 98.7

• 0:03
  Speaker 1: You could get if you miss this story from Raven Simone.
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: It's gotta be top five, like craziest X stories I
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: probably have ever heard.
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she revealed that she had an ex who cheated
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: on her and during this cheating got the girl pregnant.
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: That's bad enough. Yeah, that in and of itself is like, yikes, terrible.
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: But then he asked Raven to be the godmother of
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: the child.
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: I want to start living my life like this.
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: I cannot believe this man and his unreasonable af request.
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  Speaker 4: What is that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the nerve. Yeah, I'm gonna start living like this guy.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: I don't want to cheat on my wife by any
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: stretch of the imagination, but I do. I do want
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: to start living with that lack of self control. Right,
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: operate in that way sounds so fun, I mean so bold.
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  Speaker 4: Just make yeah, I guess, just ask for whatever you want.
• 1:07
  Speaker 4: Who cares?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the golf. Yes is incredible. And Raven's not the
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: only person who has ever had an unreasonable moment in
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: time or request from an ex. There was once upon
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: a time I had this girlfriend in my young twenties
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  Speaker 1: and we broke up, and this was like the height
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: of when game of Thrones was popular. Oh yes, I
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: had buddies that I played softball with that we'd get
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: together every Sunday religiously to watch this show.
• 1:35
  Speaker 4: I love this.
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  Speaker 1: So my my ex girlfriend and I we break up, right,
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: and we had been paying like this HBO together. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this woman went and changed the log in password, and
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: so Sunday rolls around, I'm with all my boys, We're
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: getting ready to watch Game of Thrones and I can't
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: get into HBO. Right, Oh, and I you know, I texted,
• 1:57
  Speaker 1: I was like, hey, did change the HBO password. I
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: know at some point we probably got to cut the
• 2:04
  Speaker 1: chords on these, but like, can we wait until not
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: Game of three? Right?
• 2:07
  Speaker 4: The season finale is not even here yet.
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: Right, And she would not give me the password, like,
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: just would not allow me to watch Thrones with my boy.
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  Speaker 4: That's really insane.
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  Speaker 3: I thought.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like I was asking her for a kidney,
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  Speaker 1: you know, can I just get the password quick?
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  Speaker 4: Well, to her, that was an unreasonable request.
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: And so we did have I think one of my
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: buddies in one of like the free trials for the month.
• 2:32
  Speaker 3: So yeah, and then just canceled it or whatever.
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: But I'll never forget that that's one of the most
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: like annoyed I've ever been at a human.
• 2:39
  Speaker 4: Oh okay, well, bro, I got you beat.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: I had an ex who when I was twenty one,
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: and the dumbest broad to ever exist I dated.
• 2:49
  Speaker 4: I dated essentially he was a criminal.
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: He was someone who would get like stuff off the
• 2:53
  Speaker 2: back of a truck and like, he was a bad dude.
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  Speaker 4: But I never asked any questions because I liked him.
• 3:00
  Speaker 4: I'm so cute, what a fool.
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: And so at this point we were kind of on
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: a we were on a break or whatever, and this
• 3:07
  Speaker 2: man got himself arrested, and to this day, I still
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: don't really know what it was that he got arrested for.
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: But he asked me to post bail for him. And
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: what did I do, As the dumbest broad whoever lived.
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: You marched right to your mother and said, don't allow
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: me to talk to this man ever again.
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: My mom wishes I sure as heck. I posted bail
• 3:30
  Speaker 2: for him, and then we split for good. He missed
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: his court date and then I was on the hook
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: for this bail. At the time, I was a brokie,
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: so I had to do like a payment plan where
• 3:42
  Speaker 2: every two weeks I'd come in with fifty dollars like
• 3:46
  Speaker 2: it was so bad. And when I finally paid it off,
• 3:50
  Speaker 2: the bail bondsman said, you're not gonna post bail for
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: no tall leg is man ever again?
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  Speaker 4: Are you he knew what he was working. I was like,
• 3:59
  Speaker 4: absolutely not, Tina.
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had an ex request something that was
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: a bit unreasonable?
• 4:06
  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely?
• 4:07
  Speaker 5: He wants to ask if I could baby sit his
• 4:10
  Speaker 5: new girlfriend's dog while they went to Cabo for a week.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I was joking.
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  Speaker 4: I said, jerp, I'll do it right after I alphabetize
• 4:18
  Speaker 4: my traumas from this relationship.
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  Speaker 3: See, I mean, I want to live like this man.
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  Speaker 5: Could you imagine waking up and going, hey person, I
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  Speaker 5: used to, you know, be with I'm now with someone else,
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  Speaker 5: and I need you to do a favor for the
• 4:32
  Speaker 5: two of us. That's crazy, reculous, Samuel, what about you? Min?
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: My aunts wanted me to put in a good word
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: for her with a friend of mine. Like, I was
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: shocked she looked like me and then wanted to help
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  Speaker 1: me hook her up with my friend Like what the hell?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I respect it because she's a girl and
• 4:50
  Speaker 4: I'm a girl's girl.
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: Variety Big ninety eight point seven. It's Gabe and Angie.
• 4:56
  Speaker 1: It is Friday. We have made it to the end
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  Speaker 1: of the work week. This morning, at about four four
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: fifteen ish, I heard a couple like, you know, just
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: kind of noises, thuds, bangs. I'm like, oh God, And
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: then of course you hear the wind once you like
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: wake up. Yeah, the first time this entire summer our
• 5:16
  Speaker 1: little patio, our umbrella had fallen over, which we have
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: made it so far before it had fallen over because
• 5:24
  Speaker 1: we were talking this morning and it's like, not really
• 5:26
  Speaker 1: like a chintzy umbrella.
• 5:27
  Speaker 3: It's pretty heavy dude set up, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And to make it this far with it not falling over,
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty proud. So that is a kind of little victory.
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  Speaker 1: Before we get to the little victories, possible rain and
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  Speaker 1: thunderstorms basically all morning, maybe even into the afternoon, and
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: we do have a high of eighty four today, and
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  Speaker 1: we are going to start the day off with little victories.
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  Speaker 3: And if you have one, let us know about. It's
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  Speaker 3: seven oh one two eight zero one nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 4: Very big, okay, b why don't you give us your
• 5:57
  Speaker 4: little victory first? I feel like I always say my first, Oh, you.
• 6:01
  Speaker 3: Want to switch it up on this mortiful?
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  Speaker 1: All right, my little victory, my umbrella has made it
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: three months without blowing over, right, And I know I
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  Speaker 1: just discussed that.
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  Speaker 3: But my little victory was at about.
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: Four twenty four thirties, the rainhead stopped kind of just enough,
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  Speaker 1: so I walked my little booty out to my back
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  Speaker 1: patio and my chairs are in the grass in the lawn.
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  Speaker 1: The rocker thing and fallen over. But you know, two
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  Speaker 1: things remained. What there is this little dog bed that
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: we let or we bring for Winona when we go camping,
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: so she doesn't have like lay in the dirt, you know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure she likes, but just to get her off
• 6:41
  Speaker 1: the dirt or whatever. Yeah, this thing might weigh seven pounds.
• 6:46
  Speaker 1: I mean it's the lightest thing ever. Yeah, didn't move,
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: really did not move. Right next to that, a little
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  Speaker 1: dog bowl, just a little ten dog bowl or whatever
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: aluminum didn't move.
• 6:57
  Speaker 4: That's really funny.
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  Speaker 1: But also there's something just kind of beautiful about where
• 7:01
  Speaker 1: we place those bad boys prefers.
• 7:04
  Speaker 2: So she's like, I'll leave only stuff alone.
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I got the umbrella picked up and I
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: put the chairs backs or something my wife didn't have
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: to deal with this morning, which I would have just
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: done in the afternoon anyway. But I think she'll like
• 7:16
  Speaker 1: when she wakes up and brings Wanona out to go potty,
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  Speaker 1: that the stuff is back on the patio.
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  Speaker 4: A good husband.
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  Speaker 1: That's my little victory, the bare minimum husband this morning.
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  Speaker 4: My little victory is that I got to play one
• 7:31
  Speaker 4: of my favorite OG video games yesterday. So Mario Paint.
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  Speaker 3: I've never played Mario okay.
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: So Mario Paint was on the Super Nintendo okay, and
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  Speaker 2: you had to have like a separate mouse for it,
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: like the technology was technology back then. And but then
• 7:49
  Speaker 2: I don't have the Supernintendo anymore, you know whatever. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I had gotten Aiden for his for just because I
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: love him. I had gotten him the switch To and
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  Speaker 2: they finally put Mario Paint, the OG Mario Paint onto
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  Speaker 2: the switch to and you can use the controllers as
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  Speaker 2: a mouse.
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  Speaker 4: And so I got to play this OG.
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  Speaker 2: Mini game on Mario Paint where you're just swatting flies,
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  Speaker 2: and it brought you back.
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  Speaker 4: It brought the nostalgia in my house.
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: I keep finding mosquitos and I keep swatting them with
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  Speaker 2: the real swatter. So I was like, let me, let
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  Speaker 2: me do this on a video game.
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  Speaker 4: Salmon name, no one is around, Juice, I love you game.
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: When Destiny's Child asks you answer, Okay, we're gonna go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and say some names here. When you hear the
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  Speaker 1: name you know, Gabe, what is the first thing you
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  Speaker 1: think of when you hear the name Angie? What is
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  Speaker 1: the first thing that you think of? This is just
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: something as humans we do when someone tells a story
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  Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, yeah, my buddy Eric, Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: instantly without even being able to help it, picture what
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: Eric looks like, y is, what his job is, what
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  Speaker 1: clothes he has.
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  Speaker 3: You just can't helpe it.
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  Speaker 4: That's human nature, baby, And.
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  Speaker 3: So we're gonna actually put that to the test here
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  Speaker 3: this morning. Angie.
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  Speaker 1: I have got six names, and these are all very
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: real friends of mine, okay, and I want to see
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  Speaker 1: how well you do. And I believe you also have
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  Speaker 1: some names.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yes, I do.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So we're just gonna trade off here, do a
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  Speaker 1: little name association. So if your name is on this
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: list or on one of our lists, I guess I
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: want to hope we're right. I'll give you a name.
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  Speaker 1: You give me like the one word, first thing that
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: pops in. Okay, well you can you know, I'll.
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  Speaker 4: Be quick about it.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be quick about it, all right. Joe Lazy, Oh no.
• 9:44
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I don't know why.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: How about Sam oh frugal? Yeah, oh your buddy Sam
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  Speaker 1: is frugal. I mean not really, but yeah, I love this.
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  Speaker 1: Todd chill okay, uh Jake.
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  Speaker 4: Lovely?
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: Uh Ryan oh kind of a jerk okay, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: My final one for you, Angie Gabe the goat, Thank you,
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 4: All right. Here's here's yours. Lindsay Lindsay.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, promiscuous, Oh my gosh.
• 10:25
  Speaker 4: What Okay?
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: No, but for real, like my friend Lindsay, if your
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: name is she owns it, though she owns it.
• 10:31
  Speaker 3: If your name is Lindsay, let me know. Seven o
• 10:33
  Speaker 3: one Trader one nine eight seven of my kind.
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: Of writing, okay.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: Tiffany Tiffany, Yeah, blonde, Okay, I don't know if I ever.
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: Met a brunette Tiffany in my life.
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: You know what. The girl that I'm thinking about is
• 10:48
  Speaker 4: not brunette. So yeah.
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: Veronica movie Star, Oh I like that.
• 10:54
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: Veronica is the name I use as my alter ego
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: when I'm visiting somewhere and.
• 10:59
  Speaker 4: I don't and tell people who I am the actress. Yeah, Sherry.
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  Speaker 3: Receptionist.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that's a good one.
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of Sherry's work at the
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: front desk.
• 11:10
  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, I've got a couple more, Corey.
• 11:14
  Speaker 3: How's it spelled? K O R I I Love of
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: my Life?
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: And last one, Angie, Oh shooting Star.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, Gabe, that's really nice.
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: This is sorry, not sorry.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: We say the thing you're thinking, but are too polite
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: to say. We die on the hill of controversial opinions,
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: So you don't have to, Angie, what do you need
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: to get off your chest today?
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: Stop telling people they look great for their age. The
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: age qualifier is not necessary. I promise everyone knows how
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: old they are. Okay, So if you see a forty
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: eight year old woman with her face beat to the gods,
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: hair on point fit fitting, the compliment is she looks amazing.
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: Full stop.
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  Speaker 2: If someone ever feels the need to say to me, oh,
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: you look great for your age, you better don't keep
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: that to yourself. Either I look good or I don't,
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  Speaker 2: period dot end Stop saying for your age for their age.
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: That is pointless. That makes it seem like, oh, but
• 12:32
  Speaker 4: then just in general, I look kind of crappy. Yeah,
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: you look amazing for your age.
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: Stop you don't look amazing for twenty, right.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: And it's like, hello, we're all at different ages, so
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: we can just say that someone looks good and then
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: if they don't look good, keep that to yourself too.
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: You are so right, you look great for fifty eight.
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  Speaker 4: Just yeah, yes, we know how old we are, especially women.
• 13:02
  Speaker 4: We're very aware.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we don't need you to give us a compliment.
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  Speaker 2: That then is like fayr age. But remember you're aging. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I got it. That just means I didn't die yet,
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  Speaker 2: Like relax.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be honest, all right.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: If you see me walking you know, down university amongst
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  Speaker 1: you know, my friends or whoever, and you're like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I gave you look great for your age, I am
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  Speaker 1: one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: Now, if you missed it this morning at about four
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: four fifteen, it was crazy like land It wasn't, but
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: it felt like a land hurd.
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  Speaker 4: It felt like my house was shaken.
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I we've talked a lot about this this
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: morning and this is thankfully funny because no one was hurt.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: But this I found on Facebook today, right it says,
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: who's missing a trampoline? A storm delivered it into our yard.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: They live on eighty third Avenue South in horror, and
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: based on the trail of pieces, it looks like it
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: came from the direction of sixty third Street South. So
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: we talked about missing garbage cans this morning, blowing towards
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: the end of the driveway. There is someone who woke
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: up this morning and their trampoline is nowhere.
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: To be found.
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: It's so amazing. Yes, thankfully no one was hurt, but
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: how hilarious. That's like from a sitcom exactly.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: And what's crazier the yard at landed in They have
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: a fence, so how it goes, it's crazy.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: I did it again, Angel, I may just one.
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: I just I a shame in your eyes, the way
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: you were shaking your head. What did you do again? Gag?
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't my zipper this time, but just an
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: adult decision that I know, I know is the wrong one,
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: and I am going to regret it so hard the
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: next morning. Of course, you know I was low on
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: gas last night leaving unhinged, and I'm driving home and
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: it's like, I really should get gas, and I of course.
• 15:13
  Speaker 4: I'll get it in the morning.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: There is nothing.
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: I don't want to say nothing, But there are very
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: few things on earth worse than wake it up the
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: next day and being like, oh my god, I gotta
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: go get gas.
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  Speaker 4: Well in the way the weather was today.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: It's just the dumbest, dumbest adult decision of all time.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I have found some other dumb adult decisions, and we
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: want to know your dumb adult decision at seven oh
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  Speaker 1: one two eight zero one eight seven. You can give
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: us a call or text us. This also is up
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: on Facebook. But like, here's another great one, Angie. Have
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: you ever went to buy groceries with ambitious intentions and
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: then you like, stop for food on the way home?
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: You go get yourself some fast food or yes, you
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: bothered to make this.
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  Speaker 2: By the time you're done with the process of grocery shopping,
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: you don't then also want to cook.
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  Speaker 4: No, so then you buy something that you probably shouldn't
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: be eating and costs way more than you need it to.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Have you ever imagined running to Target for one thing?
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Imagined? It's never actually.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Happened, actually happened.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Thinking you can stroll your little booty into target and
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: not grab multiple things is crazy. Now this I'm more
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: talking about my wife than myself. It is possible for
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: me to walk in and I'm like, you know what,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get rid of all my underwear and
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: wear new underwear for a month straight. Yeah, but then
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: I gotta do the socks, so I can't even do
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: it either, all right, starting a new show after nine
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: pm on a work night. I am so guilty of this. Oh,
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: this is the thing you do, so terrible. I'm like,
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I just won't like, I'll just be tired tomorrow.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: That's horrible.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: All right. I have two more for you, Angie.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been like, I'll just rest my eyes
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: for five minutes.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: That is a dangerous game that has burned me so
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: many times, and yet I still be doing that.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: At that point, you just TimewARP, you know, all of
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: a sudden, the crusties are getting wiped off, and all
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, it's nine to night, all right, And
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: then finally fixing a leaky faucet or doing some home
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: chore when all you did was watch YouTube.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: And have a bunch of misplaced confidence.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I absolutely am not this person. I know that I
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: don't know how to do the things, but you know
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: who lives to be like, Nah, I can fix it, Mikey. Yes,
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: most of the time he can. But the one time
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: he can't is a disaster.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: I'm very guilty of this as well. Yeah, of course
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: he was all right Allison. On Facebook, she said, forgetting
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: to take the meat out of the freezer for dinner, Well,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: that's a rough one. You know what. I used to
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: always be like, Mom, what's the big deal? Like, yeah,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I forgot to do it before school. Now is a
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: thirty four year old adult. It's like my mom should
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: have thrown me out of the house, like yes, now
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: we're starving.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: She should have put you in the freeze. Right.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, this one, Melissa, this literally I'm in this right
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: now waiting to buy toilet paper, and then forgetting to
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: buy said toilet paper. I'm living that paper towel life.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: I need to go when I leave this place.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: And then Shauna or Shana, this one's fabulous. She said,
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: don't take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: same time. That's a tough lesson. I am and there's
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: another word I'd like to use right now, doesn't look
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: too bad. No, if it's stayed like this for the rest.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Of the day, that would be great. But you know,
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: take that Mother nature is a fickle broad.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: That's right, speaking of fickle brods. Okay, my wife, I'm
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: just kidding.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Wow, I'm just kidding.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: You might pay for that one later. Game.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: My sweet lovely wife, all right, who is truly the
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: one of the most kind human beings on the planet.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: She does this every freaking holiday, and I cannot do
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: it this year.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: I won't do it this year.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: What my lovely wife two three days ago texted me
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: and said, hey, can we start decorating for spooky season? Yes,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: fall Halloween weather. I walked outside. It was ninety three degrees.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: There is no chance I am participating in placing up
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: fall decor, especially outside. Do you know what it did
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: this morning at four four fifteen, which is a very
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: strong argument that I will be making later today. There
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: was fifty three mile per hour wind. There was torrential rain,
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: flooded streets everywhere, and my wife thinks we're gonna go
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: hang up scale with tin and cobwebs in the yard.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, but wait a minute, Oh chance, you can't use
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: that for your argument, because the weather we experience this.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Morning is that doesn't feel like summer.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: That doesn't feel like summer, that feels like we're already
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: in fall vibes.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: You have a hole in your argument, my guy.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: It is spooky season. Also, here's the thing. It's not
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: July anymore to me. June July that summer August. That's
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: barely summer, and so we might as well call it fall,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: especially because I believe in capitalism, and capitalism dictates the seasons.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: As far as I'm concerning, I'm pretty sure there's a
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: bunch of pumpkin spice flavored everything.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Already on the shelves.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: That is the sign of the times. It's spooky season, baby.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: You better get on board.
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: Because I'm showing up to your house tomorrow with pumpkin
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: spice lattes. I'm gonna wear my hocus Pocus shirt and
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: we are gonna get the fall vibes going, me and
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: your wife, and we're gonna put a little witch hat
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: on Winona. You get ready, Gabe?
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Seven oh one two eight zero one eight seven. Is
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: there any one other than these two? The two ladies,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I'll spend more time with than anybody who is already
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: thinking about Spooky Season.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, say it with that well known Gabe Well spooky season.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: God, you guys are doing this, uh you know fall
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: decor party.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm headed to the Fargo landfill.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, and I'm just gonna play in garbage.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Today's Variety, Big ninety eight point seven.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Who's this, Crystal? Good morning? Serious questions? Could we skip
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Halloween and go straight to Christmas?
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's ninety degrees.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: Christmas. Listen.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: I love Halloween, but I love Christmas more so. If
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: the other alternative is just to skip to Christmas, I'm
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: down for that too.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Game looks so madou.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: You know the worst part here? Thank you for the call, Crystal.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: You know the worst part. I had asked the question
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: if you're just tuning in, hey, is it way too
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: early for spooky Season? As my wife calls it, Angie
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: is team Corey.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Team Corey.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Bristle is team Christmas, but.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Someone else's Team Corey and Angie. This is jes She
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: wants spooky season all year, Team Corey, Team Angie. We
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: also have Lisa, who said, yes, I'm thinking of spooky season.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I'm one of those Skelly moms and can't wait to
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: add my skeleton family.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: For the love of all that is holy, it is August.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: This brings me so much joy. No, it is spooky season.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna come in costume on Monday, Gabe, That's how
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: much I'm excited for Halloween.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: I need some good news to just cheer me up. Here.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: This is good news, this is great.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: It's time for clear the cart with Beyond presented by
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Beyond Realty.
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: Here's the thing.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: Obviously, school is like here right now tomorrow basically.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: And teachers need help clearing their carts.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, a lot of times they have to spend out
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: of their own pocket to get all the necessary supplies
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: for their classrooms, and teachers just want to make sure
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: that the students are having the most successful year possible.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: It's a bummer that that's just kind of the fact
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: of life and it's unfair, but it just goes to
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: show how dedicated they are to trying to, you know,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: give their students the best experience they can exactly.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: So if there's anything you can do to help clear
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: their cards, that's what we're asking of you. There's a
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: link on the Big ninety eight point seven Facebook page.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: It's pinned to the top. You can't miss it. And teachers,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: you drop your Amazon wishless links in the comments and
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: everybody else just pick one of those lists and start
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: clearing that cart immediately. We already have so many teachers
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: who have dropped links in the comments, and you know
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: what we said, drop the links, but they also give
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: a little bit of background and context to what they
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: need for their classroom. And it's just really sweet to
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: see how excited teachers are to you know, potentially get
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: some help clearing their carts because they just want to
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: give your kids the best school year possible. So head
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: to Big ninety eight point seven's Facebook page, find that
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: pinned post at the top, clear the cart presented by
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Beyond Realty, and let's let's clear some carts for these
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: teachers who are doing real good work in the FM area.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: That's right, And we do want to give you a
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: reminder just with how Facebook works in twenty twenty five
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: for the links that are posted. Once upon a time,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: when someone posted a link on Facebook, you could just
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: click it and it would take you or whatever. Facebook
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: does not allow that anymore. So you'll have to just
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: copy and paste the link all right to your browser,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: to your browser. It's easy, piece very very easy. Don't
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: let that deter you to ter you exactly if you're
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: trying to help out. You know some teachers who could
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: really really use it, So just copy and paste it,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: put that in the browser, and boom, you will be
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: good to go. And I say this at the end
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: of every Game and Ingie Morning Show. Here the world
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: is full of nice people. If you can't find one,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: you got to be one. This is the perfect example
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: for where it's a win win for everybody. The teachers
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: get some help who you know could really use it.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: You can help out not only a maybe your kid's teacher,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: but just your school, district, period, your school that your
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: kid goes to, and maybe it's a different teacher from
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: a different grain or whatever.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: The kids are the future of this country, so we
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: want to set them up for success.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: I did want to also say this.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: There was someone a lady who dropped a link in
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: the comment and she's not a teacher, but she works
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: in the office and she said that there are kiddos
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: constantly coming in looking for snacks when they don't have any.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: We usually buy them with our own money. Kids can't
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: learn when they're hungry, and that is so true. I
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: was one of those kids growing up that was a
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: little bit less fortunate, and there were days when I
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: was hungry at school. So there's a link there too.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: You know, fill those snack pantries for the teachers too.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Right, clear the cart presented by Beyond Realty. The world
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: is full of nice people. If you can't find one,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: you gotta be