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COLD CUTS: Circumcision Surprise · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
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  Speaker 2: He is, Indeed, it's good. Right there on the Radio
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  Speaker 2: Honarchy Big Show. We're having a very fascinating discussion. Weren't
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  Speaker 2: we fellas off here there about loud love making? Flatmates,
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  Speaker 2: We've all been there, haven't we? By God? Well, maybe
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  Speaker 2: we'll touch on that on another show, maybe another show.
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  Speaker 2: Four three people can texting about that on another show,
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  Speaker 2: really loud love making. Now listen. We were having a
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  Speaker 2: little discussion a little while back there fellas about whether
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  Speaker 2: or not you epped your two you text your uber drive.
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  Speaker 3: When you're playing a tuba when you whether you tap
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  Speaker 3: your uber driver right, And I think the general consensus
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  Speaker 3: was concentrate.
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  Speaker 2: The general consensus was none of us.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the reason I don't is because I asked a
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  Speaker 4: tuba driver once. I was like, if I tip you,
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  Speaker 4: do you actually get some of the money. He's like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, I've got no idea. But then you
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  Speaker 4: got on the website and it says they do get it.
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  Speaker 5: It feels like they would get it, and I feel
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  Speaker 5: like it would be bad to tell people that one
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  Speaker 5: driver said, oh, I don't know, as a way as
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  Speaker 5: a reason to not then tip them.
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  Speaker 6: Which is why I always tip them.
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  Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you something. They do know because
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  Speaker 2: they reply to you, right, so they do actually know
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  Speaker 2: that you've been tipped. And I had a revelation because
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  Speaker 2: of course, when we're traveling around the place for work
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  Speaker 2: pace for it.
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  Speaker 6: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: If you're like a company, it'd switch you toggle and
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  Speaker 4: it says do you want your company to pay for
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  Speaker 4: this Uber?
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  Speaker 6: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Or your private account? And I always go company, of course,
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  Speaker 2: And I never do tip the Uber drivers. And then
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  Speaker 2: I went, hang about I'm working for a mass of
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  Speaker 2: multimillion dollar corporation here I'm going to tip the ass
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  Speaker 2: of this bastard, so I have the biggest tip you
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  Speaker 2: could get, and just did do and it was all
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  Speaker 2: done and dusted and sorted. Got a message from what
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  Speaker 2: was his name?
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  Speaker 6: Bogsy careful?
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  Speaker 2: Actually, well, what.
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  Speaker 5: What was his name? I had to say the guy's name?
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  Speaker 2: It was why Dong was his name?
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  Speaker 6: There is? So his name was?
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  Speaker 5: As I said, careful, I wasn't sure if it was
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  Speaker 5: going to be.
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  Speaker 6: And you've made up a comedy name. Why what do
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  Speaker 6: you mean?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: His name was why Dong?
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  Speaker 6: And what was the How much did you tip him?
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  Speaker 2: I can't remember. It was like fifteen backs or something, right,
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  Speaker 2: you know, And he replied and said, thank you very
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  Speaker 2: much for your tip.
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  Speaker 5: He must have been stoked.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well why Dong? And I felt really good
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  Speaker 2: about it, even I wasn't the one you got me
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  Speaker 2: freaking out now I was.
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  Speaker 5: Surely I could say his name, you can say.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's just the name of an actual tuba driver
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  Speaker 2: who exists, so it's fine. And he was a bloody
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  Speaker 2: lovely guy too, so he deserved his fifteen back.
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  Speaker 5: He would have been stoked you gave him and it um.
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  Speaker 5: It is interesting though, Jose, I've done that before as well.
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  Speaker 5: And of course you know that the trip is paid
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  Speaker 5: for by the company, but any tip has to be
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  Speaker 5: and reimbursed, that's right.
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  Speaker 6: And you also can't go Uber comfort. It has to
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  Speaker 6: be the basic.
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  Speaker 5: Uber that's right. Is that Uber xcusey that's right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I always go uber X of course uber X,
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  Speaker 2: so I well I have to you will, Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 2: felthy about that. Yes, might give why Dong.
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  Speaker 1: According the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
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  Speaker 1: and Kesey.
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  Speaker 2: I took monkeys there on the radio hoed Arkey Big
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  Speaker 2: Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four point thirty
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  Speaker 2: four now. The Big Show Big poll yesterday was should
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  Speaker 2: Australians be excluded from the Olympics? Yes or no?
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  Speaker 6: I believe that is correct, Jason.
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  Speaker 5: Pole.
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  Speaker 4: You could vote at the Ducky Big Shows Instagram story
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  Speaker 4: of course, and the threshold for whether or not something
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  Speaker 4: was being cut or in this case an entire country
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  Speaker 4: has been cut with seventy five percent.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and we did get rid of a couple of things.
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  Speaker 4: Race Look gone yes, Break Dancing gone yes. To Caathlon safe,
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  Speaker 4: Equestrian safe, Australia gone. Ninety percent of New Zealanders think
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  Speaker 4: that Australia should be barred from the Olympics.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's that feels right to me. Phellows,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how. I mean. We voiced our opinions yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: They just bring the whole level of the Olympics down
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  Speaker 2: and be good to see the back of them.
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  Speaker 6: I think people said they wanted them going on.
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  Speaker 5: The other ten percent were Australians, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 5: And sometimes they are going to ruin the vote.
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  Speaker 6: But that's good. That's good.
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  Speaker 5: They're gone, so that opens us right up. You see
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  Speaker 5: opportunities in swimming, Yes, we might get them the top
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  Speaker 5: what fifteen hour. We used to do some good work
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  Speaker 5: in the Commonwealth Game swimming, I mean a few bronze.
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  Speaker 6: Medal hackers pool side and the spiros you're most burmisters.
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  Speaker 2: Well actually that brings to point another point across, which
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  Speaker 2: is should they be banned from the Commonwealth Games as well?
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  Speaker 5: I thought we were talking about the country being banned
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  Speaker 5: in general. Yeah, necessarily from the Olympics, from the whole
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  Speaker 5: country gone.
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  Speaker 2: Like just segregated from the rest of the world, not
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  Speaker 2: competing with anyone and anything.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I wouldn't use it. It's segregated.
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, maybe not the best word, just because competitioned
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  Speaker 2: off from the rest of the world so that they
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  Speaker 2: can't actually play any sport or competition against anyone.
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  Speaker 5: Is that what you're thinking, just generally that there's no
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  Speaker 5: Australia anymore. I don't know how you do it. I
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  Speaker 5: don't know the ins and outs. We'd probably have to
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  Speaker 5: talk to it about it. But they're just gone now gone,
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  Speaker 5: so in still would have to go on holiday to Fiji.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe Bali. Yeah, damn it. But I love going
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  Speaker 6: to Brisbane.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you love it.
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  Speaker 2: Man, Well you could probably get a special pass. But
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  Speaker 2: I don't think they should be allowed to import an
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  Speaker 2: export either, no, you know what I mean? Or we shouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: You shouldn't be taking anything from Australia.
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  Speaker 6: No, what about the part of this we're missing? Is
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  Speaker 6: I really like it? In New Zealander's beat Australia.
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  Speaker 5: Well, we're going to clean up now, but we're not
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  Speaker 5: going to beat US Warriors. We're going to clean up
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  Speaker 5: every year.
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  Speaker 6: So it's just going to be the Warriors.
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  Speaker 4: Ye, next year is the year. But sounds great. How
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  Speaker 4: do you feel in New Zealand? Three four eight three?
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  Speaker 6: Let us snow?
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  Speaker 4: Of course you've had your say already. Ninety percent of
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  Speaker 4: people want them gone, so let's get rid of them.
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  Speaker 6: They're gone.
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  Speaker 5: Can we get some kind of a guillotine or something
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  Speaker 5: like that?
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  Speaker 6: Mike like gone?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: Here's powder Fingers The Hdarchy Big Show week days from
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  Speaker 1: four on Radio Hold.
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  Speaker 2: I think one A two there on the Radio Hold
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  Speaker 2: Arky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon, Old Kezy, here's an
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  Speaker 2: edmind announcement.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's not andm an announcement. It's just something we
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  Speaker 6: have to do as a radio show.
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  Speaker 5: Captain Edmund we're going with that, isn't it, Edmund boy?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, no, I prefer Captain Edmund.
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  Speaker 4: Just reminder, if you hear the twenty five k Fiddler
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  Speaker 4: and you know, get mixed in with a song, yes
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, fell what we had that quite a lot today,
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  Speaker 5: just a simple bit of Edmund.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's good.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Fellas, I found this really interesting article in the
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  Speaker 5: New Zealand Herald. Well that's not true. I had a
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  Speaker 5: Google alert set for circumcision. Anytime there's any kind of
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  Speaker 5: article written anywhere in the world about circumcision.
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  Speaker 6: Mogie is the first to know. Is that like content
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  Speaker 6: for the show?
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, I've just got an interest. Is that
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  Speaker 5: breaking news? It's not break on your phone?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah it is.
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  Speaker 5: I get an alert, makes a noise and everything.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, sorry, is the breaking news the segment? I think?
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  Speaker 6: So this is breaking news.
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  Speaker 5: Health New Zealand must apologize after a man was circumcised
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  Speaker 5: without his consent. Ah, a man had his bandages removed
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  Speaker 5: a few days after undergoing surgery to manage his skin condition,
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  Speaker 5: only to discover and unexpected outcome. He had been circumcised
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  Speaker 5: against his wishes. Wow, against his wishes?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't ever. Just incidentally, remember giving my consent?
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  Speaker 5: I didn't give mine. Oh maybe I did. No, I
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  Speaker 5: would have. Well, how were you a baby, Jason years,
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  Speaker 5: I was a twelve year old. I was a twelve
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  Speaker 5: year old. I had I had a full circumcision. Beautiful
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  Speaker 5: craftsmanship that is down there, right, And yeah, because I
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  Speaker 5: had the foreskin, they're stuck, glued, all glued together.
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  Speaker 6: It was stuck.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, But anyway, this fella is not happy about it
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  Speaker 5: at all, if I can put it that way. He
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  Speaker 5: told all of his doctors that he wasn't interested in
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  Speaker 5: having the full circumcision. He had some kind of scaling
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  Speaker 5: on his foreskin. Keys like what you've got that?
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  Speaker 2: You were telling us, I have got that, and he
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  Speaker 2: just wanted.
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  Speaker 5: To get that removed, which was only on a small
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  Speaker 5: portion of his forcekin.
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  Speaker 6: Next week because mine's are all over.
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  Speaker 5: But when he was come to, they whipped off the
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  Speaker 5: lot and he said that what is altered as he's
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  Speaker 5: got a lot of irritation down there and it's resulted
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  Speaker 5: also in a significant reduction in the amount of love
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  Speaker 5: making that he's having with his partner.
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  Speaker 2: So he's gone the full mogi. Basically, he's got a
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  Speaker 2: full mogi.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So he requested j ankle sock, yes,
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  Speaker 4: because you've got like a halfway job.
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  Speaker 2: What he requested was your standard circumcision.
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  Speaker 5: Well he's yeah, he's requested. He's requested a travesty. And
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  Speaker 5: they've said, look, we can't perform medical malpractice on this guy,
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  Speaker 5: no matter how badly he wants it. We're going to
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  Speaker 5: have to do a proper job. Give him the full mogi,
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  Speaker 5: give him something really beautiful. And that's what they've done.
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  Speaker 5: But he's not happy about it, so they're having to
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  Speaker 5: apologize for him.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like a turtle with no shell. You know, Well,
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  Speaker 2: a turtle pushes its head out right, you know when
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  Speaker 2: a turtle pushes its head out underneath the shell.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, you're rocking a shell. Is the part that
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  Speaker 6: threw me.
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  Speaker 2: Off, and I still maintain to this day that my circumcision,
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  Speaker 2: it is very standard.
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  Speaker 5: So I looked at the definition keysy of circumcision. That
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  Speaker 5: means when you have your your forcekin removed. That's right,
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  Speaker 5: removed completely.
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  Speaker 2: You can't remove all of your forcekin then it would
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  Speaker 2: just be like a Monty shaft.
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  Speaker 4: And so, just for anyone who's confused, Jace when he
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  Speaker 4: was a baby received half a circumcision, and he's convinced
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  Speaker 4: that that standard. And so we've got this great gradient
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  Speaker 4: where Mogi's got a full Moggie Okay, how it's supposed
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  Speaker 4: to be.
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  Speaker 2: Jason, which he ripped off.
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  Speaker 4: Incidentally, Jace, you've got sort of a half like halfway
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  Speaker 4: through situation weird.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm running a fully stock set up.
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  Speaker 2: So what you're you're uncircumcised factory issues.
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  Speaker 5: So it's all under the hood, that's right, your original
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  Speaker 5: original path. That's right, full full scaling.
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  Speaker 6: I find start with the scale.
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  Speaker 2: I find uncircumcised about weird.
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  Speaker 6: It creeps me out.
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  Speaker 2: It's like an alien.
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  Speaker 6: What the amount you're dealing with the amount of penis.
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  Speaker 2: When it comes out of the stomach. I find the
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  Speaker 2: same thing with uncircumcis.
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  Speaker 6: Has been a sweet symphony.
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  Speaker 2: This is great, you know what I made?
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  Speaker 6: It just sort of a wow, this is a really
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  Speaker 6: good song.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. Then it's a little bit of Peeka
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  Speaker 5: isn't it?
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? It comes out of the stomach.
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  Speaker 4: Coming up later as well. Yeah, Stone Temple pilots as well.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. Hey, it's twenty to six on Stop doing.
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  Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Queens are the Stone Age. Yeah on the radio, hold
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  Speaker 2: Aky big show this Tuesday afternoon. The time it's four
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  Speaker 2: forty eight.
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  Speaker 5: It's dedicated to the Swampy.
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  Speaker 4: Totally who ticks in on three four eight three? Hey,
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  Speaker 4: fellas pretty wholesome. This weekend, my parents are coming up
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  Speaker 4: to stay just on the Saturday night.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great, Donna Mint coming up. The first thing
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  Speaker 4: they're going to do is watch my wife's Nitpaull. You's
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  Speaker 4: a big final ma ab maa on Saturday AVO, So
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  Speaker 4: we're gonna watch that together and then were and then
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  Speaker 4: we're gonna have.
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  Speaker 2: She nervous about that, Mum nor your wife. No, she's
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  Speaker 2: like got a bit of perform in front of mine
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  Speaker 2: and Dawn.
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  Speaker 6: No, she's used to it.
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  Speaker 4: They've watched her play quite a few times, right, So
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  Speaker 4: what they're in for absolutely plus it's mostly just here
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  Speaker 4: on the pine anyway.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, it's hard to perform when you're just sitting
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  Speaker 6: on the pine there in your track suit. Yeah, don't
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  Speaker 6: you know it easy.
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  Speaker 4: So, anyway, my parents are coming up, which is cool.
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  Speaker 4: We go to go out for dinner and watch the
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  Speaker 4: All Blacks. It's gonna be really wholesome. And then on
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  Speaker 4: the Sunday morning, we're gonna get out there, me and Dad.
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  Speaker 4: We've got the builders string, we've got some spray paint,
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  Speaker 4: we've got the old measuring tape, and we're gonna measure
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  Speaker 4: up where the dick is going to be at the
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  Speaker 4: front of my house there, because we're gonna build a
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  Speaker 4: dick in time for summer.
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  Speaker 5: So sounds good.
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  Speaker 6: It's quite wholesome. It's really wholesome.
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  Speaker 5: That's great. That's good family stuff, isn't it getting out
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  Speaker 5: there doing a few odd jobs.
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  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, because we've done a couple now, we've done
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  Speaker 4: a few old cars up together, which has been really fun,
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  Speaker 4: you know, and it's quite good bonding. And he said,
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  Speaker 4: you know, we're going to get up early and do
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  Speaker 4: this because it's quite a bit of work to be done.
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  Speaker 4: We've got to figure out how much timber we're going
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  Speaker 4: to need when holes, you know, where you're going to
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  Speaker 4: be getting your post hole borer and blah blah and
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  Speaker 4: doing all the calculations and stuff. And I was like,
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  Speaker 4: it's just really it's just really wholesome, you know, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it's very nice.
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  Speaker 5: It's kind of the dream, isn't it when you when
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  Speaker 5: you have a kid and you're like, oh, one of
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  Speaker 5: these days will be able to pass down all my knowledge.
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  Speaker 5: Well exactly, you know, all my like with the cars keys.
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  Speaker 5: He's got a passion for the cars. Absolutely, he's got
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  Speaker 5: obviously got it. Sounds like he's bloody good with his hands.
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  Speaker 5: He's generally speaking.
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  Speaker 6: That's right, fell he is.
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  Speaker 5: That's right, that's right. So to be able to pass
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  Speaker 5: down those skills to your son or daughter in this
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  Speaker 5: case soun bloody good stuff and a nice for you
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  Speaker 5: as a son to be able to receive that and
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  Speaker 5: have that special time with.
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  Speaker 2: Your dad bonding.
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  Speaker 5: I feel very lucky you should, because I mean I'd
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  Speaker 5: love to have that as well. That's similar sort of
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  Speaker 5: thing because I'm not very good with like building or
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  Speaker 5: cars and stuff, but I just need Dad's dead, you see,
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  Speaker 5: and so you I wanted to learn that stuff, but
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  Speaker 5: I guess yeah, but that's great for you, man, that's
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  Speaker 5: really good for you.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought it was.
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  Speaker 5: I hope you don't take it for granted. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 5: don't because some people don't have a dad and I
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  Speaker 5: don't know about it can be over real quick. Yeah sure,
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  Speaker 5: blink of an eye.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, do you fellows want to come over for
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  Speaker 6: the grand opening of the Deer though? Will your dad
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  Speaker 6: be there? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'd be into that too.
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  Speaker 6: Cool. Yeah a tune a fellas blue?
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  Speaker 2: Will you be playing some tunes on the radio upside
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  Speaker 2: when you're making the deck?
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  Speaker 6: You put that father and Son on Kat Stevens.
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