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LIVE from Bramble Fest 2025 · Yo Gavel Gavel! - Court TV Commentary

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  Speaker 1: This is a Bramble Jam podcast.
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  Speaker 2: This week on Yo Gabble Gabble, your senior women's church
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  Speaker 2: group hires a stripper Santa for the Christmas market by mistake.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have to pay him?
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  Speaker 3: Judge Ross, tell me what he's going to do with
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  Speaker 3: those britches.
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  Speaker 2: And hoes, hoes, hoes. Any of our fake relationships just
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  Speaker 2: for Hallmark Smiths movies? Judge Lori Lake tells us real people,
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  Speaker 2: real cases, fake justice. This is Yo Gabble Gabble. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my goodness. All right.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, sit down.
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  Speaker 2: It's a dream come true for all involved. A dream
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  Speaker 2: come true for the audience. A dream come true for
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  Speaker 2: our hall star.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Marcus Rosner said he only came back and he could
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  Speaker 2: do your gavel gavel once again. Not true.
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  Speaker 5: Do you remember, do you remember, uh, Do you remember
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  Speaker 5: the cases from last year?
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  Speaker 2: I remember them very well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Give us a quick synopsis of what you experienced last year.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so there was a case. Actually, I've looked this
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  Speaker 4: up since.
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  Speaker 6: Last year because I had to show my wife when
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  Speaker 6: I got home that this was.
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  Speaker 4: A real thing. A man smacked another man.
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  Speaker 2: With a bag of chicken.
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  Speaker 4: Or over a bag of chicken?
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  Speaker 3: He hit me with the chicken judge, I believe, yes.
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  Speaker 6: So these are real cases that have been presented on
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  Speaker 6: a TV court situation.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have TV courtroom shows up in Canada?
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  Speaker 6: We do, but we have a lot more self-respect as
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  Speaker 6: well because we don't watch them.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The other problem is a lot of that free healthcare
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  Speaker 2: takes care of a lot of the arguments.
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  Speaker 4: We don't need to argue about that crap.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Brandon, these wigs are hot as hell.
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  Speaker 2: It's very hot. It's very hot up here.
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  Speaker 3: A quick note from me to you. I thought we
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  Speaker 3: had the AC taken care of.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I'm dying.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we'll be okay. You want to go first? I
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  Speaker 2: would love to go first. Oh, really quick. Here's what
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  Speaker 2: we're going to do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, here's what we're going to do, Britt, so you
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  Speaker 3: know what we're going to do.
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  Speaker 2: Dan is going to tell all of us A case.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. You can ask questions.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: At the end of it, you're going to have to
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  Speaker 5: try to guess what the verdict is. And then I'm
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  Speaker 5: going to do the exact same thing, but different.
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  Speaker 2: But different. That's right. Okay. And you can speak as
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  Speaker 2: little or as much as you want to speak. It's just,
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  Speaker 2: it's up to you. And we also have Yoga Gabble
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  Speaker 2: Gabble super fan, Scotty Newman with us.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Scotty.
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  Speaker 2: Right there.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Scotty, how excited are you to be on stage?
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  Speaker 4: This is so exciting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so excited we didn't give you your own mic.
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  Speaker 3: That's how excited I was.
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  Speaker 5: Scotty's dream is to do a special Christmas case of
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  Speaker 5: Yo Gavel Gavel, and it looks like you're.
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  Speaker 2: Stealing a stunder a little bit. And it's weird that
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  Speaker 2: I brought a Christmas case this week and did not invite.
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  Speaker 4: I'm very disappointed.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really sorry about that. I'm going to kick us
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  Speaker 2: off with a little Judge Kevin Ross, everybody. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if you're familiar with one Kevin Ross, but justice
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  Speaker 2: to Kevin Ross is not a foreign concept.
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly right.
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  Speaker 2: What is it? Bristow just realized she was at an
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  Speaker 2: effing cult meeting.
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  Speaker 3: It just happened.
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  Speaker 2: But you know what? Here's the last thing I heard, Dan.
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  Speaker 2: Correct me if I'm wrong, but he doesn't want you
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  Speaker 2: to understand it. He wants you to overstand it.
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly right. Britt, any comments? Are you out of here?
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  Speaker 2: Overstand, not understand. Very good.
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  Speaker 3: It means absolutely nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Chris Bridger is suing Mary Lou Weber for $ 400 due
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  Speaker 2: to non-payment for services rendered. Get your minds out of
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  Speaker 2: the gutter. Chris is a small, scrawny old man who says,
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  Speaker 2: I received a call from my advertisement, which that's how
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  Speaker 2: you know he's old.
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  Speaker 3: Advertisement. Advertisement.
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  Speaker 2: Elizabeth, does that track? Yeah. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't even.
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  Speaker 2: She's old. I didn't know it.
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  Speaker 3: Just catching strays for no reason at all.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Order.
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  Speaker 8: Order. Calm it down.
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  Speaker 3: There we go.
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  Speaker 2: Basically, he said, this woman called me, and I've been
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  Speaker 2: a professional dancing Santa for 14 years. Judge Ross says,
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  Speaker 2: are there a lot of other dancing Santas out there?
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  Speaker 2: Chris says, not really. I've sort of cornered the market.
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  Speaker 3: I'm the go-to guy. More on that later. Judge Ross says,
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  Speaker 3: what caused you.
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  Speaker 2: To want to be a dancing Santa? Mary Lou, what
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  Speaker 2: caused you to? Are you okay? I'm fine. It's just
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  Speaker 2: my phone. I'll need it for later, but not right now.
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  Speaker 3: You're good. You're good. You're good.
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  Speaker 2: What caused you to want a dancing Santa at your party?
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  Speaker 2: And Mary Lou, a wonderful matronly elderly woman of a church, says,
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  Speaker 2: Your Honor, if I may, my husband's the pastor of
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  Speaker 2: the church.
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  Speaker 3: And Ross goes, okay, so?
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  Speaker 2: And she says, every year we put on a party
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  Speaker 2: for the senior ladies of the church. And then the
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  Speaker 2: men go and do something else. And it's a fun
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  Speaker 2: tradition we have. And I envisioned that part of our
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  Speaker 2: Christmas celebration is we would have a Santa come and
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  Speaker 2: sing a few carols, read a story that we had
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  Speaker 2: picked out. And I saw his ad and was like,
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  Speaker 2: this is the guy. And he said he would provide
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  Speaker 2: his own music. And everything seemed.
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  Speaker 3: On the up and up.
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  Speaker 2: I got to be honest, I don't know how this
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  Speaker 2: could go wrong.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think everything.
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  Speaker 2: So far, so good. Everything's tracking here. There's no way
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  Speaker 2: this is going to take a left turn.
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  Speaker 3: We also hired a guy.
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  Speaker 2: Dancing Santa this week. So I hope everything's going to
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  Speaker 2: turn out good. Fingers crossed.
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  Speaker 3: If it's this guy, we're firing him.
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  Speaker 2: So Chris says, what's that?
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  Speaker 7: I said, you'll sue him for $ 400.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. He actually is trying to get the $ 400.
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  Speaker 2: He said, I came to the party. I showed up
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  Speaker 2: on time and I came in with my Christmas music playing.
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  Speaker 2: Ross says, so you did everything she asked you to provide.
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  Speaker 2: He says, yes. But then she asked me if I'd
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  Speaker 2: read this book, which is out of the ordinary for
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  Speaker 2: what I do.
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  Speaker 3: More on that later.
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  Speaker 2: But I was trying to accommodate my clients, so I
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  Speaker 2: read the book. Ross says, what was the book? Mary
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  Speaker 2: Lou says, it was called A Christmas Angel.
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  Speaker 3: How sweet.
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  Speaker 2: It's very spiritual, Your Honor. It talks about the birth
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  Speaker 2: of Jesus. It's so great. Chris says, and then she
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  Speaker 2: asked me to sing along to some Christmas carols of
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  Speaker 2: their choosing, which I did. Then they asked me if
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  Speaker 2: I would tell some jokes, which I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: you bring Santa in for a type five. Let's see
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  Speaker 2: what he has.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see what he has.
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  Speaker 2: That's fair.
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  Speaker 3: That's fair.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, I did the jokes because they're actually
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  Speaker 2: a part of my routine. And he's like, so you're
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  Speaker 2: in your wheelhouse. And Mary Lou's like, that's when it
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  Speaker 2: went awry. Sister Coralie liked to have passed out. Chris says,
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  Speaker 2: your honor, I'm an adult entertainer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Judge Ross said, did you make that clear? He said,
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  Speaker 2: your honor, it's very clear in my advertisement. It's plastered
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  Speaker 2: all over my website. Mary Lou says, I didn't see
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  Speaker 2: the website. I got the ad here in the newspaper.
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  Speaker 2: Chris says, that's a 10-year-old ad from the Yellow Pages.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: The Yellow Pages. You guys remember? Eight track tapes.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yellow Pages. Elizabeth, you got it, right? The bailiff reads
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  Speaker 2: the ad in the Yellow Pages out loud. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if you remember these things, but you had a
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  Speaker 2: word count. Dancing Santa Claus for adults. Great for parties
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  Speaker 2: and adult gatherings. Call and book now. Ross says, ma'am,
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  Speaker 2: it says adults twice in that ad. Mary Lou says, yes,
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  Speaker 2: your honor, but I read it as like not a
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  Speaker 2: kiddie Santa. Like we wanted a Santa as part of
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  Speaker 2: our get together, but not like kids sitting on his
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  Speaker 2: lap and asking for toys just to be there. That's
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  Speaker 2: what an adult Santa is.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I get it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Listen, sometimes you just want to sit on Santa's lap
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  Speaker 5: as an adult and not get judged.
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  Speaker 3: And say, do you have like a tight 10 on airports?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You have 10 on airports. You could give me like,
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  Speaker 3: what's the deal with the peanuts?
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  Speaker 2: That's right. Do that.
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  Speaker 3: Great, perfect. Ross says, I don't know how old you are, Ms.
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  Speaker 2: Weber, and I will not ask, but if you're a
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  Speaker 2: grandmother and a pastor's wife, something tells me that you
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  Speaker 2: would not be that oblivious to the term, this is
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  Speaker 2: for adults at an adult gathering.
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  Speaker 3: It's implied in the language.
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  Speaker 2: She said, he should have a responsibility to let people
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  Speaker 2: know exactly what's gonna take place when he shows up,
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  Speaker 2: making sure they're not offended, making sure we understand. And
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  Speaker 2: I brought a video to show that it was not appropriate.
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  Speaker 2: This video is embarrassing for everyone. He's, like, a really
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  Speaker 2: skinny Santa, and he's, like, swirling his hips.
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  Speaker 3: You get up, Brandon. When I say you do.
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  Speaker 2: He's swirling his hips.
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  Speaker 4: Roughly what age is he?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's taking his Santa hat off, and he's, like,
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  Speaker 2: twirling it around. And then he starts to slip his
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  Speaker 2: Santa belt off, you know?
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  Speaker 1: Like....
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  Speaker 2: Like halfway to his knees, and he pulls it back
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  Speaker 2: up all scandalous-like. And then he goes down to his calf,
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  Speaker 2: and then he's like, one more time for the ladies.
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  Speaker 2: And then he goes all the way up, and then
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  Speaker 2: Ross is like, I've seen enough. That's good. I've seen enough.
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  Speaker 2: You know what? Marcus was right here, and you could
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  Speaker 2: have asked him to do that. Yeah. But you asked me,
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  Speaker 2: and I appreciate that. There was a lot that we
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  Speaker 2: could have gained from Marcus doing that, but I went
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  Speaker 2: with you. I thought maybe you'd take the wig off,
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  Speaker 2: but it turns out that's real hair. We can't take
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  Speaker 2: these off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because we have to burn to the ground.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. So Ross says, I can't do this anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Chris is like, yes, Your Honor, this is my normal routine.
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  Speaker 2: And I packed the houses with this routine. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how he packs houses. That's either here
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  Speaker 3: or there.
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  Speaker 2: And he said, man, I didn't see.
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  Speaker 3: Ross goes, why?
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  Speaker 2: See the person that was recording. Stop recording. Uh, and
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  Speaker 2: he says, your honor, this is all on my website.
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  Speaker 2: If you go to my website, you'll see all of this.
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  Speaker 2: You'll see that it's a, it's exotic dancing. You'll see
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  Speaker 2: this like a version of this routine. I had no
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  Speaker 2: idea she was looking at an ad from the yellow pages.
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  Speaker 2: There's no way I could have known this. Ross says,
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  Speaker 2: how did you see the ad? Mary Lou says, the
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  Speaker 2: Yellow Pages is what we use in my house. So, like,
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  Speaker 2: try to then imagine how old this woman is and
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  Speaker 2: the other women that are there with her at the
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  Speaker 2: time of this stripper Santa starting his routine.
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  Speaker 3: It's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Ross goes, do they even still make the yellow pages? Ma'am,
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  Speaker 2: have you ever, like, gone to the website? She's like,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know the website existed. Robert and I, at
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  Speaker 2: our house, use the yellow pages. Says, you're suing for $ 400.
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  Speaker 2: Chris says, yes, Your Honor, I have the invoice. She
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  Speaker 2: just never paid me. He's like, you don't get paid
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  Speaker 2: ahead of time for stripping as a Santa? He says, no,
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  Speaker 2: sometimes they ask for extras.
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  Speaker 1: Like milk and cookies?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how you get it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: See, you're, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Some more stockings to stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's a family show. I don't know what you want
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  Speaker 3: from me. We got people.
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  Speaker 5: You want to put the hat on and jingle bells.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Reach right into Santa's sack.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah, you got it. If
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  Speaker 2: there's any virtual watchers with kids out there. Merry Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: And to my mom and dad. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Your mom and dad in person. My mom and dad watching.
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  Speaker 2: Love you. So he's like, you didn't get a deposit
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  Speaker 2: or anything? He's like, I've never had an issue. That's
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  Speaker 2: how good I am. I've cornered the market. on skinny
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  Speaker 2: Santa stripping, which I guess that is a market. Ross says,
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  Speaker 2: here's what I find interesting. On your invoice, you call
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  Speaker 2: your business the Male Exotic Dancing Service, but in your ad,
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  Speaker 2: you don't mention that. Uh-oh. I know, I know.
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  Speaker 3: You're all playing along.
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  Speaker 2: Chris says, Your Honor, 10 years ago in a Yellow
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  Speaker 2: Page ad, I just was limited on words. I said,
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  Speaker 2: dancing Santa for adults. I thought that was enough. It's
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  Speaker 2: the Yellow Pages. It says for adults. Ross says, how
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  Speaker 2: long were you there for? And he says, I was
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  Speaker 2: there for two hours. And Ross says, when did the
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  Speaker 2: stripping start? Mary Lou says, right in the middle, right
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  Speaker 2: after you read the book, about an hour in. He
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  Speaker 2: had been there over an hour. Before he started stripping,
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  Speaker 2: which means he did a lot of work rostering.
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  Speaker 3: You okay, buddy?
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  Speaker 2: Is that normal for him on these gigs?
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  Speaker 3: He has to build up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He does do a build up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the foreplay is important, Brandon.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: This poor man. This poor man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: She is so wrong. I don't know what the verdict is,
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  Speaker 4: but I know who I'm on which side of it.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen the burbs with Tom Hanks?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I hate that, that I even brought it up.
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  Speaker 3: Now I just look like it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We got a thumbs up.
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  Speaker 2: I see that hand. If you prayed that prayer, uh, anyway,
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  Speaker 2: he looks like a guy in that movie.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: We'll do it when we do it live.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be fine.
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  Speaker 2: Um, okay. So, uh, he, she's, uh, Ross says he'd
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  Speaker 2: been there over an hour. It's a $ 200 an hour rate.
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  Speaker 2: She thought she was paying $ 200 an hour for a
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  Speaker 2: Santa to come and read a book. Fantastic, fantastic. She said, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but I didn't pay him at all because I least
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  Speaker 2: thought he would have said to have like some ones
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  Speaker 2: ready or something for him, for us to give us
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  Speaker 2: that might be the clue. And Ross cuts her off
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  Speaker 2: and he goes, have some ones?
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  Speaker 3: What does that mean? Wait for it.
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  Speaker 2: Remember, justice is not a foreign concept.
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  Speaker 3: Wait for it.
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  Speaker 2: Miss Mary Lou, Miss Sweet Old Mary Lou with her
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  Speaker 2: children and grandchildren says, you know, some ones to give
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  Speaker 2: him if he was gonna be stripping.
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  Speaker 3: And Ross goes, how do you know about ones and stripping?
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  Speaker 2: Don't you use the yellow.
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  Speaker 3: Pages in your house?
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  Speaker 2: You're a pastor's wife. You told me you didn't know
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  Speaker 2: about a website. You know to give him ones while
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  Speaker 2: he's stripping?
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 2: Mary Lou said, that's what Sister Cora Lee told me.
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  Speaker 2: Cora Lee? Mary Lou just pulled out of the bag
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  Speaker 2: of tricks of Shaggy, wasn't me.
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  Speaker 1: Did we get to meet Cora Lee?
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  Speaker 5: With everything I know about Cora Lee, that tracks, my friend.
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  Speaker 2: She's crazy. But she's also the one that liked to
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  Speaker 2: have passed out earlier. So she was so offended. And
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  Speaker 2: then she was like, dude, do we have any wands? Yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 2: you don't want to be rude. Quite a pendulum to
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  Speaker 2: swing there. Why not pay him for the time he
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  Speaker 2: was there? Doing the things you asked him to do.
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  Speaker 2: Reading the story. Singing the song. Showing up on time.
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  Speaker 2: No deposit. Why not pay him the $ 200 where he
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: did the hour of work that you wanted him to do?
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Mary Lou says, Your Honor, I didn't see it in
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: the scope of work. You need to list what you're due.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: He and I did not agree. to what he did
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: for my church group. Judge Ross is ready to run. Wow,
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: that's tough. Who do you want to go first? We're
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: going to start with Scotty down here.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: Scotty, give me some thoughts.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: There wasn't a single phone call? She had to call him, right?
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: Nah, bro. Nah.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: She had to call the book, right? Oh, my bad.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: She called the book.
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: I don't know about it.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: She said yellow pages.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: She had to make a phone call.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: They didn't talk about the phone call at all.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Nothing about I'm going to take my clothes off. What
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: is he supposed to do?
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Be like, Santa's taking his clothes off service.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: How old do you think he was?
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: They are both I mean, I hate to do this,
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: but they're both probably he's probably close to 70 and
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: she's probably 75.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: Or 80.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Who wants to see a 70-year-old naked Santa?
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, let me hear you say yeah.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Besides Holly.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: It's all relative, though, isn't it? Like, if she... Yeah, hey.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not judging.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: We don't kink shame around here, Scott. You told me
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: you like to just down dime a tap as you
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: walk through the Smithsonian.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't yuck my yuck. We're talking about Holly here.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: That's true. That's true.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Disguised four time attempts deep over there.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: Like, this is a good time.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: I haven't coughed in ages.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: What?
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: I was just saying, I think there's an important distinction
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: that we just pointed out here, though. She was about
• 16:28
  Speaker 6: 75 and he was about 70, so he's a little
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: younger than her?
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: Probably is a little younger.
• 16:32
  Speaker 6: That's significant in my mind, given the dynamics we're playing
• 16:37
  Speaker 6: with here. Because I was picturing like an 80-year-old Santa
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: and like a 55-year-old woman.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: It's tough to tell how old they are, but they
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: are both well over 55. They're definitely over 55. I
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: know how I'm rolling.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: The thing is, $ 200 an hour for a Santa, I've
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: actually been to Santa training.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: That's awfully high for a Santa. Oh, wait.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: That's why they were offering me 20 bucks. I told
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Santa training.
• 17:03
  Speaker 7: How much do you charge?
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: My service, manwiththebag.com. Yeah.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: No.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Scotty.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I'll do it for a cool 40 bucks.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Scotty's diamond tap shakes bring all the boys to the yard.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Britt, what do you think?
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Britt?
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm just going to go right on ahead and
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: say that Santa should get paid.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: You know, Santa works hard. Santa works hard.
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: And if he was there for an hour, but then
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: if he was there for an hour working, 200 bucks, yes.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: But if he started.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Stripping after an hour, he was stripping for an hour?
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: He didn't finish.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Or everyone was just.
• 17:48
  Speaker 7: Offended, passing out, and confused, and telling him to.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Stop for an hour?
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: How long did the whole thing go on for?
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: It was supposed to be a two-hour performance, but after
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: he started stripping over an hour in... So he read
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: for an hour. He sang carols, read... I had a
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: type five on airports and then he, he started stripping
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: and Mary Lou didn't have any ones and was like,
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: we got.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: To shut it down. I'm not a stripper anymore, but
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I feel like if I was in a church, but
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: that's the rub right there. Maybe they're not looking for
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: what I'm going to put down here.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Hour of reading.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know that.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Sorry.
• 18:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: Type five.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: Um, How long did the stripping go on for?
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: The stripping went on, according to Mary Lou, for under
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: one song. So, minutes.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: That's pretty quick, yeah.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Well, what was the song?
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know. American Pie.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: What do you want from me?
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Total Eclipse of the Heart.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: It was a ballad.
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: Also, based on Bran's remarkable stripping, I do also feel,
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: you know, there would have been time to say, hey,
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: maybe don't pull your pants down a third time.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. It was just the belt.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: It was that big black belt he was slipping down
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: and back up.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Still.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fair.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: No, you're right.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: That's a charm, my guy. You're going to see it.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Scotty, before you go, Marcus, did you have a verdict
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: or you want to wait?
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: No, I'm going to say that Santa should get paid.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Santa should get paid.
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: Great.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: I got a verdict, too. Yeah, I think we're all.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Okay. I don't think Santa should get paid. Go ahead, Marcus.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: What is wrong with you?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Shocking.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: No, I'm objecting to that, but let's hear your case.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Here's the case.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: The yellow pages, listen, words matter. There is a difference
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: between exotic and adult. I think adult Santa.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: I can see how you read that. And there needs
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: to be some sort of clarifying call.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Like, hey, I just want.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: To make sure when when he when he found out
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: that she was calling because of the yellow pages he
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: needs to know that that's an out-of-date ad that was
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: 10 years ago why is that onus on him though
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: Because it is.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: He's stripping.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: You call and.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Somebody answers and goes, whatever it is, such and such
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: dancing service or such and such Santa service. And they
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: don't go, I saw you around the yellow pages. They go, hey,
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I'd like to book you for an event.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Still his problem?
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to give him any money.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: I think that he's going to learn a valuable lesson.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: You always got to make sure.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: This guy was confined to a certain number of words, though, right?
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: And he said dancing Santa for adults, correct? Yeah, and
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: then he said adults a second time.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: How many words did he get?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: He used the word adult twice.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: But okay, so he didn't use exotic, though. So what
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: combination of words would make it okay for.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: For you.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: Exotic dancing Santa stripping.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Nudes.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Nudes, nudes, nudes.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: For adults, adults?
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Yes, for adults. I'm pretty sure in the Yellow Pages
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: there was some censorship. I don't think there's words you
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: could say. Interesting. I'm not changing my mind on this one.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Hold on. Give me your mic there.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a written contract, yes.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, can we role play for just a second here?
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, God, sure.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I'm just interested in what this initial phone call would
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: have been like.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: What's my name?
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: What's my name? What'd you say? What's her name?
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Mary Lou.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: Mary Lou.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: And what's my name?
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Chris Bridgers. Okay, all right.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Chris Bridges is ludicrous. He was not in this case.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Bring, bring, yellow, exotic dancing Santa service.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: This is Chris.
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: Hi, my name is Mary Lou, and I would like
• 21:32
  Speaker 7: to hire you to come be an adult Santa.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: Really quick, could you be Southern, please, just for this exercise?
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: We're going to go one more.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Let's run it back.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: From the top, I'll do the phone ring.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: I'll do the phone ring, Brit Southern, and action.
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: Ring, ring, ring, ring.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Yellow, exotic dancing Santa, adult service thing.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: Hello, my name's Mary Lou, and I would like to
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: maybe hire you to come be an adult Santa for.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: My church group.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Great, Mary Lou.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: What are you looking for?
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Well, reading.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: I can read, okay.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Excellent. How much do you charge?
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: It's $ 200 an hour.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: That seems reasonable. Simply for reading?
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and by the way, I'm gonna drop trowel.
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: Do we need to pay in full or should we
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: have one?
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: No, no deposit, no deposit. I've never had an unsatisfied customer.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I don't need a deposit.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Wow. Excellent. And seen. I was very good. Scott gets
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: to go home to his wife and say, I looked
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Britt Bristow in the eye and said, I've never had
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: an unsatisfied customer. And those are the miracles that we.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Allow to happen here. This is the greatest night of
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: my life.
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: He also said he was going to drop Trow.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Drop Trow, that's right. Yeah, drop Trow. All right, I'm going.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: How you doing, buddy? I'm doing no money. That's what
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I'm doing. Marcus, what are you doing?
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Oh, he definitely gets paid. He definitely gets paid, yeah.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: The verdict, Judge Ross says, based on the evidence and
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: the testimony of the court, the gavel's going to come
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: down in favor of the plaintiff.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: We'll start with the 200. He showed up on time.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: He did what was asked. He updated his information online.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: You used info that was dated, but should he get
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: the full amount? There was nothing that Mr. Bridger did
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: that wasn't reflected in the course and scope of what
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: was offered to you, so you are going to also
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: pay him for that second hour. $ 400 total for the plaintiff.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: There you go. All right.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Justice.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: There you go. That's nice.
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: Let's go to Justice for All with Christina Perez. Have
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: either of you been in a.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Have you of you?
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: Either of you two ever been in a Christmas movie?
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Once or twice? Yeah.
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Have you been in a fake relationship movie?
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Once or twice?
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: Hey!
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: You're my husband and my boyfriend. Wow. Just kidding. Well,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: then you're going to like this case. Sophia Kellis. What
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: a tease.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: What a tease.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: Sophia Kellis is suing Sebastian Bradford for $ 5, 400. Big money.
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: That's not a small amount.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Sophia is the black sheep of her family. She's an
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: event planner while everybody else is a doctor or a
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: lawyer or Or an actor.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: They all have significant others. She's the only one that's
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: single in her family. She's the youngest. She just feels the.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Pressure to finally find somebody. She's always single at the
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: family events.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: It's disheartening.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: And she wants to make sure that her parents are
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: proud of her. She's in her 20s, for goodness sake.
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: And she just feels the pressure to settle down.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Am I right, ladies?
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: You said it, friend. You said it.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: We hate her. Yeah. Yeah, so far she's not.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Judgment in favor of the other guy.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Well, you just wait.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: She feels successful in the professional sense, but not in
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: her personal life.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: And her parents are really.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: They mean to or not are pressuring her to find
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: somebody and settle down.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: So she's super busy. Online dating hasn't worked for her.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: Thanksgiving's coming up and she stumbles upon a website where
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: you can hire a date for various holidays and gatherings.
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: And it's a dancing Santa who's only for adults.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: I don't see what's going on.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: He's cornered the market.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's good.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: No, she found Sebastian. Sebastian's profile, it's good. He's 25.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: He's a PhD student at Columbia. He's good looking. So
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: they begin to chat a bit, and then they do
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: a phone call where she talks about what she wants,
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: and she wants to hire him to come for the
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: entire Thanksgiving weekend. And the judge is really surprised to
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: find out that you can, A, hire somebody for a
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: full holiday weekend, and B, that she would feel the
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: need to do that. She's like, you're a pretty girl.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: You're successful.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I don't know. I don't know. It's
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: just where I'm at.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: And so she talks to him and... Basically, what is
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: expected of him. And he was a bit nervous because
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: he'd only done single dates. He had not done a
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: full weekend meet the family situation.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: So over to Sebastian.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: He's been doing this for about six months for a
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: total of 12 different dating relationships.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: He gets $ 750 a day for this. All right.
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: And the judge is blown away at that.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Scotty's signing up as we speak. It's not $ 200 an hour. No, yeah, yeah.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: So the rules are that the dates is you have
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: to agree on certain things like how can you kiss?
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: A full-blown make-out situation?
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Full-blown make-out situation.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Full-blown.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: That's the official term that you guys use on set, right?
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Are we doing the full-blown make-out? Yeah, of course.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: Those are different sets.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Marcus should have done the stripping.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: It's on me, guys. I missed it. I missed it.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: $ 200 an hour.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: Marcus, just for the record, Marcus, are you cool with
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: any set or are you like.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: An E set? Any set.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, any set.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, of any kind.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: It's all on the price.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Fair enough.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: So they agree... It's like a peck. You can do
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: a peck on the cheek. That's all. That's all. That's
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: all we're doing here.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: So there is a contract and Sophia has the evidence
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: and it includes a picture of his profile, which says.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Your secret is safe with me.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: Can you repeat that part?
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Your secret.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Who's got this written where?
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: He, that's on his profile. Got it. Oh, I see.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's like his tagline for his advertisement.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Three nights, four days, full weekend celebration. She paid for
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: his flight, hotel, ride shares, and the daily rate for
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: a total of $ 5, 400.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: May I ask very quickly? Sure.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Is this case called Holiday Date? I don't know. I've got,
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: did she pay for the oy vey aprons? Oy vey.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you proudly own and put up in your
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: house somewhere, right? We own them. We should have brought them.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: Um, so judge is like, Hey, why, why'd you spend
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: all this money? And she's like, I just really wanted
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: to feel wanted and I wanted to feel respected by
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: my family. And so judge Perez said, did you like,
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: did you have to lie about everything? Like, You got
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: to make up a story, right? And he's like, well,
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: I was honest about being from Columbia, but we did
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: come up with a story about how we met.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: A meet cute, if you will.
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: So everything was great at first. He's being flirty and
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: he's being affectionate, pecs and all.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: And she was liking it. She was liking it.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: And Perez is like, well, anybody's going to flirt for.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: $ 5, 000.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: But she begins to develop a bit of a crush
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: on I've seen this movie eight or nine thousand times.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I've been in this movie.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: But he definitely just wants the money.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: Maybe there could be something in the contract that happened
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: so let's let's find out Perez says did you feel
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: bad about lying she says yes but they'd started to
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: feel real so I felt less bad about the lying
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: right So.
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  Speaker 2: He's at the same hotel. This is where your movie,
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: it's not this anymore. Are you ready?
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: So he's at the same hotel as some of her cousins.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: The next day, Sebastian shows up with one of her cousins.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Her cousin's boyfriend is nowhere to be found.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: The cousin's significant.
• 30:17
  Speaker 5: Other, I'm sorry, the cousin the night before was talking
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: to her boyfriend and she found out that he had
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: been talking to some other women.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: So she broke up with him. He left. So he
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: gave her a ride. And the rest of.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: The day, the two of them are very flirty in
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: front of the whole family.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Sophia.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: Sophia is feeling very hurt and very offended. The whole
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: family is beginning to pick up on what is going
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: on here because he's ignoring Sophia and spending all the
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: time with the cousin.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 7: I would like to know how many days into the aforementioned.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: They went on Thanksgiving, which is a Thursday here. And
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: it's now Saturday.
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  Speaker 7: One, two, three.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Cool. One day left. You got it. 75%. 75%.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Nailed it.
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  Speaker 7: Great.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: On the car ride to the airport, she confronts him.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: What's going on with you and my cousin? And he's like, oh,
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: I was just trying to care for her. You know,
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: she's my friend now, and she was going through a
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: tough time.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: She was sad.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: Judge Perez asks him if he told anyone about their
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: fake relationship.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: And he said.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: No, not during the contract time.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Perez says, well, what do you mean? He says, well,
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: a week and a half.
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: Later, I'm still talking to Sophia's cousin.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: And I told her about the fake. What's the contract say, though?
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Is he allowed to do that after the required requisite days?
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: I feel like if we were dealing in contracts, none
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: of this would exist. We're going to get into what
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: does the contract say. The whole thing's going to unravel.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Contract is usually king. problem but you're right yeah you're
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: 100 right.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: The contract basically says it's a part of it like
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: you have to agree on on the the the physical
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: stuff and what you're comfortable with as far as kissing
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: goes and whatnot and you also agree to keep it
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  Speaker 5: a secret and that's.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: It indefinitely it doesn't say it just says you will
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: keep it a secret oh to.
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: Me that says indefinite that says a secret is a
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: secret a secret's not a secret for.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: Four days Implied indefinitely.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what we're going to be litigating here.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Well, guys, just you wait.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: So she gets back together with her family for Christmas vacation.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: And he's there. He's coming.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: And the cousin shows up and brings Sebastian. And the
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: cousin tells everyone about the fake arrangement.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Sebastian does not. It's her.
• 33:10
  Speaker 5: Judge Perez says, why would, talking to Sebastian, why would
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: you go to the Christmas party of the family of
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: the girl that you had a fake relationship with a
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: month ago? He does not have an answer.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: What? She's ready to rule.
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: Maybe he's an immoral person who's willing to be paid
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: to pretend he's in relationships with people.
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: He's a loser. Wow.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a tough spot.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: What's this website where I can make up to $ 750
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: a day?
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: We'll make sure you get it.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, good, because I got some expenses.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: So does she say that? I love that you said
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: that right after Roswell was like, he's a loser.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: Scott's like, sign me up.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I can do what for how much?
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: So would she say that he did... Do the.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Job of fake boyfriend on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday?
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: He did do the job, but obviously she's hurt by it,
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: and now everybody in the family knows that she left.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: It's just a matter of if indefinitely is implied or not, right?
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Like, that's the ticket. Is the secret indefinitely implied?
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: Well, but also, technically, he's not the one that spilled
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: the beans to the rest of the family.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: But he did tell someone.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: He did tell someone.
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: So she is suing him to get the money back.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: That's right. All $ 5, 400. So she bought probably $ 3, 000 for him,
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: $ 750 times four.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: But the other $ 2, 500 is flight, hotel, all that stuff.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: But he went to this Christmas thing knowing that.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a dude.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Then he was owed $ 5, 400 or whatever?
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: No, he has the money.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he has the money.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: The deal is done.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: I misunderstood.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: He has the $ 3, 000, the money she spent on the
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: ride shares and the flight to the hotel.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: So if I sign up for this site, I'll get
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: paid up front?
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: No, no, I don't think so.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. Scotty, do you need money? Can
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: I write you a check or something?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: No, no, I'm just not above. Never mind.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course not.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Never mind. I think that's what I'm trying to get
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: at is on Thursday, Friday, a lot of those expenses
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: happened when he was fulfilling the contract. Yep. He just
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: happens to be a doofus. And he told someone after
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: the fact. That's a tough one.
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but it sounds like he broke the contract multiple times, right?
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: Because he was employed during that time to be canoodling
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: with her.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Meanwhile, he's also canoodling with somebody else. On the third day.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: And then broke the secrecy thing afterward.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: This guy, yeah.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: It's tough.
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: She's got her money back for sure.
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: And also, when did he tell the cousin? Because if
• 35:50
  Speaker 7: it was four, if it was three, four days, three nights, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: that means Sunday was included. He drove the cousin.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: On Saturday.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Right? He actually, he drove her on Saturday. Yeah, yeah.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: To that back to the house.
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: So then he shows up saying, I'm just friends with
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: this one.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: On Sunday.
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: The only way he got in there was by telling
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: her what the deal.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:15
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: What do we think, everybody? All right. Rosner?
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: He's a bunch of terrible people is what these people are.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: But no, she needs her money back for sure. So
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: that's the verdict, I think.
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: All 5,500.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: All 5,500.
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, I think she deserves her money back. I mean,
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: given that I've played this girl one whole time. It's
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: hard when your parents want you to find someone. You just,
• 36:37
  Speaker 7: you have to hire an actor to come home with
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: you for Christmas and then your whole family finds out
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: that he doesn't eat ham and it's really confusing.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Who was in this one with you?
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Matt Cohen.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Matt Cohen, I don't think I know that guy.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: And if anybody's watching this in the future and wants
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: to hire me, I would never give up that secret.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I would take that to my grave.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: A secret is a secret is a secret.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Secrets do not expire.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: But what do you think about the case, Scotty?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I think he owes her.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Dan? So I'm going to do what you did.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: I'm going to break a little bit here. I think
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: he doesn't, he should not get it done. I don't
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: know if... paying for the travel up front should be
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: a part of his reimbursement. I think she's going to
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: get the $ 3, 000 she spent. She decided how to bring
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: him in and where to lodge him and all that stuff.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: He doesn't deserve a dime.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: That is also part of the contract, though.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: The person who hires you is responsible to get the
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: person there.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: But by any means they choose, there's not a set amount.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's up to you how you want to do it.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: I see what you're saying.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: You're pretty much telling me he's going to have to
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: give her all the money. My guess is if it was,
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: I'm not super familiar with Perez. If it was Ross
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: or even Mathis, he'd probably.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Get $ 3, 000, not $ 5, 500. I'm going to go $ 3, 000 and
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: be wrong.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Let's do it. She's getting all the money. Woo!
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: Woo!
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Justice.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: The contract does not say keep it a secret through
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: the agreed upon time.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: It says you will keep it a secret, period. That
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: is indefinite. Therefore, she gets all the money. Gets all
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: the money.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: That's exactly right.
• 38:15
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