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#686 Whats It Like Doing Security At The Comedy Store w/ Ruben Rojas · We Don't Smoke the Same

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: What is up?
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  Speaker 2: And welcome back to another episode here that we don't
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: smoke the same podcast. Thank you so much for patiently waiting.
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  Speaker 2: Today is going to be a great one. We got
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  Speaker 2: an inside scoop into what's it like to run one
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  Speaker 2: of the busiest comedy clubs uh out here in southern California.
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  Speaker 1: We got uh, you know what.
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  Speaker 2: One of the biggest security, one of the main security
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  Speaker 2: guys there at the comedy store joining us today.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: We'll introduce you guys shortly, but yeah, big big, big
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  Speaker 2: Ruby is here in the house with us, and he's
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  Speaker 2: got quiet stories.
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  Speaker 1: But without further ado to my left, Uh is XG?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Exgen? What's up? What'll sub? Dog?
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited to be there, like I'm at the store.
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited to be there at the store.
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  Speaker 1: Dog, I feel like I'm at the store.
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  Speaker 3: We got the main fucking security here, and I'm surprised
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  Speaker 3: I didn't get ideed.
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  Speaker 1: I'm surprised. I get it. I didn't get padded down.
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  Speaker 1: Now I do. That's gonna be.
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  Speaker 3: The things have changed me And he's on used to
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  Speaker 3: walk around like kings. Now it's like, who are you?
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  Speaker 3: Nady gets the only fucking who man, the richie air.
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  Speaker 1: I know they were looking for you through the fucking cameras.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for for real, also across from me, imported all
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  Speaker 2: the way from India.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Ndie?
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  Speaker 4: What's going on? Thank you guys for tuning in. You
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  Speaker 4: already know what it is. Number one Mexican podcasts in
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  Speaker 4: the world. Can I get a chickle?
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  Speaker 2: But you know what I was thinking, how come they
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  Speaker 2: didn't reput how come they you know how they make
• 1:23
  Speaker 2: breakfast burrito? How come there they have made breakfast alsas
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  Speaker 2: you just the breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: Most it's not like a breakfast thing, you know, I know.
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  Speaker 2: But like who you stuff it with the same ingredients
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  Speaker 2: as a break as a breakfast burrito?
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  Speaker 1: How far would that be? Somebody does that? You remember
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  Speaker 1: that when it comes up, because.
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  Speaker 4: It's just like a pastry outside it's like a paste like.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: It could be some kind of a bana se now
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  Speaker 2: because you say, because you're saying, I've started looking at
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  Speaker 2: ad dishes and I'm just like, I would try this,
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  Speaker 2: but if it had this so now I'm on a
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  Speaker 2: mission to change it up.
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  Speaker 1: And it changed it before you even try it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I start slanging them before we introd this. Yes,
• 2:00
  Speaker 3: real quick, we're talking about fat people ship.
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  Speaker 1: Just talking about Indian food. That food for Has there
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  Speaker 1: ever been a breakfast papoosa? Yeah, they do, they have.
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  Speaker 1: They have every kind of papoosa. They got a breakfast papoosa,
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  Speaker 1: of lunch, papoosa dinner, Christmas Papa. Why your people, they
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  Speaker 1: got a graduationa your first they all slapped, They all
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  Speaker 1: fucking slapped. Also, thank you your first period.
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  Speaker 2: Here's a thank you way for rinning the boards morning
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  Speaker 2: shot Films.
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  Speaker 5: We don't need ten billion spices to make a papoosa anyways,
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  Speaker 5: because I still got Curry in my spice rack though,
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  Speaker 5: So shout out.
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  Speaker 1: To Curry putting spices on Tampa bag.
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  Speaker 5: I gotta I gotta say the super chat dog because
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  Speaker 5: this hilarious Goo the third that's the name Mega Cap
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  Speaker 5: gave his lady equal rights and left.
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  Speaker 1: Damn that was.
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  Speaker 2: That was definitely not gonna be podcasting in a while,
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  Speaker 2: no more. All right, So now let's give it up
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  Speaker 2: for our guests joining us in the house, that one
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  Speaker 2: and only Big Ruby from the Comedy Store.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Dog's welcome break? Dog, how's it going nice?
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  Speaker 1: To be here. Guys. Thanks for having me, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for the hospital.
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  Speaker 2: What's it's got me parking, all right, got me parking,
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  Speaker 2: got me smoke.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I feel like I'm in my own house, right,
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  Speaker 1: You don't feel like you're at work. Well, we'll talk
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  Speaker 1: a little bit about that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, number number one dog, like, how long have
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  Speaker 2: you how long have you been doing the security thing
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  Speaker 2: at the comedy store, because that's like one of the busiest,
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  Speaker 2: if not the busiest comedy venue here.
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  Speaker 1: In La Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it's definitely one of the most known. One
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  Speaker 6: of the words, definitely world famous. I did a time
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  Speaker 6: before covid U between twenty fifteen to just about the
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  Speaker 6: beginning of twenty nineteen.
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  Speaker 1: That's when I first met you. Those are the good
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  Speaker 1: old days.
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  Speaker 6: And then covid hit and uh, you know, the world stopped.
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  Speaker 6: I moved out to Arizona and then uh twenty twenty three,
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  Speaker 6: came back, spent the night at the store, somehow ended
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  Speaker 6: up with a job, and now we're here.
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  Speaker 1: You spent the night at the store. Yeah, you know
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  Speaker 1: it just went out for a drink, you know. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I thought you meant like literally.
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh no, you don't want to believe in the store. Brother,
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  Speaker 2: that place is haunted because we we knew somebody that
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  Speaker 2: fucking got locked in there. Yeah, and they had to
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  Speaker 2: sleep there and not gonna lie that food was dead
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  Speaker 2: serious when he said he was he was trying to
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  Speaker 2: crash in the main room, like behind the sticks. He
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  Speaker 2: got locked in there, and then he was just like,
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  Speaker 2: fuck for I heard a noise. He's like, so I'd
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  Speaker 2: rather just want to go sleep outside. And then he
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  Speaker 2: said he just fucking want to go sleep in the
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  Speaker 2: patio with all.
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  Speaker 1: Brother.
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  Speaker 6: That place, like you, it's it's document, But have you
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  Speaker 6: experienced anything. I personally had a I don't know if
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  Speaker 6: i'd call it a supernatural experience. Locking up one of
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  Speaker 6: the rooms, the belly room, one of the smaller rooms upstairs,
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  Speaker 6: abortion room. Yeah, And for whatever reason that night we
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  Speaker 6: had to like take all the tables, I take them
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  Speaker 6: down or just move out the way we put them
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  Speaker 6: into the green room, that little in the back. And
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  Speaker 6: as I'm shutting all the lights off, right, I'm by
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  Speaker 6: myself and it's dark as hell.
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  Speaker 1: And then and the way the room is set up,
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  Speaker 1: there's a mirror. Again. Also, it's trippy.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like you're in a bigger room really, and
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  Speaker 6: I remember hearing chairs and tables flashlight ark and just
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  Speaker 6: like and I was like, you're not small chairs are either?
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  Speaker 1: I mean I mean the freaking tables are heavy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the tables are heavy.
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  Speaker 6: The tables are heavy, you know, and the chairs are
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  Speaker 6: they're not like folding chairs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they got cushioned and everything. So they got a
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  Speaker 1: little bit away.
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  Speaker 6: But I flashed my light and thinking like something had
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  Speaker 6: fallen in the green room everything.
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  Speaker 1: But you literally heard them.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you just like like the whole like it was
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  Speaker 6: like multi stage sound. It wasn't just like a like
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  Speaker 6: a thought and it was like multi like you.
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  Speaker 1: Heard ship from now and the fasts or perfect.
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  Speaker 6: But yeah, I just looked at it and everything was cool,
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  Speaker 6: and I you know, my hair on the back of
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  Speaker 6: my neck stood up, and I just remember looking into
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  Speaker 6: the void there was a dark room, and said, if
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  Speaker 6: you don't, motherfuckers, don't stop this right now, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 6: com miss suicide just to fuck you guys up.
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  Speaker 1: You hold on, hold on. You felt a void. I know.
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  Speaker 2: I looked into the void, which was the black room,
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  Speaker 2: because that ship is black when it's I don't like
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  Speaker 2: looking into voice because of ship like that. Bro, No,
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  Speaker 2: but I mean, what are you gonna yeah? I mean yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so so I just I was like, yo, okay, so
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  Speaker 2: who I said that to whatever the fun that was
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  Speaker 2: ghost suicide to go and fuck him up, because I
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  Speaker 2: can't suck him up if I have a whole body, bro,
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  Speaker 2: like like you know, I mean, I'm not a scientist, ghost,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not a scientist.
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  Speaker 6: But what this fool said, he said, if I looked
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  Speaker 6: into an empty room that was black, pitch black, bro,
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  Speaker 6: and it felt like a void, like empty spins, and
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  Speaker 6: I yelled at that, don't stop fucking with.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck you up. Fuh, dude, that's quite a thread. My
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  Speaker 1: dad does that.
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  Speaker 3: My dad's or whenever my dad hears something, he's like,
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  Speaker 3: come out right now, motherfuckers.
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  Speaker 1: Square up. I'm really here, pull up dog. And as
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  Speaker 1: a little I'm like, dad, stop, he's gonna come out.
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  Speaker 1: My dad ever since we were a little kids. Some
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  Speaker 1: people and I kind of I don't treat it like that,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm just like he But but.
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  Speaker 6: You know, that's that's my two cents, right, Like I
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  Speaker 6: I I closed the door that day and I walked away,
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  Speaker 6: and I just like never.
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  Speaker 1: Looked at that room the same.
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  Speaker 6: After that, you'll find out that, like there are people,
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  Speaker 6: very famous comedians who have talked about this who were
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  Speaker 6: door guys there in the past, h Ex employees. I
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  Speaker 6: believe that they did a ghost Hunter episode on the
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  Speaker 6: Comedy Store because there is so much history and.
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  Speaker 1: In the place used. I mean, the building itself.
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  Speaker 6: Used to be Cyrial's nightclub and it was founded by
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  Speaker 6: Bugsy Seagull. And that's the same battle that started in
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  Speaker 6: Las Vegas, that food and the.
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  Speaker 2: Whole thing with because I love fucking Vegas lower Dog,
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  Speaker 2: Like I really loved like Vegas shit and that food.
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  Speaker 2: Literally he knew by the time he started the club,
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  Speaker 2: he knew how he had fucked up over there, Like
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  Speaker 2: he like, that's the whole reason he moved out to
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  Speaker 2: l A.
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  Speaker 1: He said, he he fucked up in Vegas.
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  Speaker 7: Dog.
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  Speaker 2: He had burned some people with the Flamingo. There was
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  Speaker 2: some money that had gone missing, and they was like, Hey,
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  Speaker 2: what the fuck's up with this? And this was fucking
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  Speaker 2: booked it over here. He said, he had some bitch
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  Speaker 2: over here and he was living cool. But when word
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  Speaker 2: got back to motherfuckers that were getting the kickdowns over there,
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  Speaker 2: they were like, oh, this department is sure whose department
• 8:43
  Speaker 2: is that Buggsy?
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  Speaker 1: Where's Buggsy? That he left?
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  Speaker 2: And he fucking they came looking for that food doggy.
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  Speaker 2: They smoked him in his living room like they like
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  Speaker 2: they fucking smoked them in the living room.
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  Speaker 1: Back of the head.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, man, I mean so that place has a lot
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  Speaker 6: of history, like it's been around since like the nineteen third.
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: Have you been in the tunnels. I have not. They're
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  Speaker 1: closed though, they're like, you know, nobody's there.
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  Speaker 6: Well, there is the guy who is now in the
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  Speaker 6: house where the tunnels are supposed to go to, has
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  Speaker 6: like a youth like a TikTok or an Instagram reel,
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  Speaker 6: and he shows like this is where the tunnel.
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  Speaker 1: Used to be, but it's it's but it's sealed off.
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  Speaker 1: I think they use it for like a wine cellar
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  Speaker 1: now or something. So but you get so like he's right.
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  Speaker 3: So the guy owns the house and if you go
• 9:28
  Speaker 3: in in the house's basement, you see.
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  Speaker 1: A hole where the tunnel was.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's fucking the city fucking you can't have tunnels, bro,
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  Speaker 3: that's for the elite, bro.
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: The lizard people.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: Little hat I'm saying, But you know what that you
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  Speaker 2: can't have tunnels, dog because the Jews never get in
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: trouble for ship. But in New York they were like,
• 9:48
  Speaker 2: don't like remember that fucking tunnel dog happened from the
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  Speaker 2: whole remember the videos of the whole neighborhood and what happened.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing. That synagogue is still running, bro, and we just
• 10:06
  Speaker 1: don't talk about it. There was there was blood on
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: the mattress. Bro. It was nuts. It was babies. There
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  Speaker 1: was like where you feed the baby. Was that called
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: crib or No it's not. I don't know what. I
• 10:16
  Speaker 1: don't have kids. Where you put them to eat like
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: us a baby chair, baby chair, high chair? There was
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: a high chair. It was crazy, Bro.
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  Speaker 3: The tunnel aren't allowed, bro, Like you start like just
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: be like, imagine you have a basement. You can't just
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: start creating a tunnel saying it for your ears. New
• 10:31
  Speaker 3: York has a rat problem.
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  Speaker 6: But but but the from what I was told, there's
• 10:42
  Speaker 6: a tunnel from the house to the store what we
• 10:45
  Speaker 6: know as the store now back then Cyril's nightclub, and
• 10:48
  Speaker 6: that there was another tunnel from the club out to
• 10:51
  Speaker 6: what is now I guess the sun Rose Hotel. It
• 10:54
  Speaker 6: used to be the House of Blues and that's where
• 10:56
  Speaker 6: they would have to get away cars and get traded
• 10:58
  Speaker 6: and which angle bro some Pablo Escobar ship you know
• 11:02
  Speaker 6: before it was Pablo Escobar. But yeah, I mean I
• 11:05
  Speaker 6: know Tony Hinchcliff that has some some ghost story.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: Tripley's got one.
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  Speaker 2: Triple, He's got one. Uh, Leslie Joe, Leslie Joneses got one.
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  Speaker 3: The only place I felt a vibe and I've never
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: felt like, I've never ever felt anything paranormal, but I
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: felt a weird vibe in the.
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  Speaker 1: Basement because yeh, COVID.
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  Speaker 3: During COVID, we used to podcast down there. And it's
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: those things where you just don't want to be alone.
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  Speaker 3: It's not that you're scared, but you're like when some
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: when you're there alone, you're like run up the stairs stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But like, hey, I don't want to be here, like
• 11:35
  Speaker 3: people have been saying.
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  Speaker 1: Was made fun of me that one time?
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  Speaker 2: What was that that I fucking heard the piano play
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: in the main room and I was like and the
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: and the only one who believed me was the gay
• 11:42
  Speaker 2: dude rest in peace. It's his name, uh uh Scott, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: piano player.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know, and it tripped me out.
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  Speaker 2: So look for we were all fucking partying in that
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: room in the back when you could bring anybody back there,
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: like in the little alley, and and it was just
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: like George Press, all of us right like it wasge
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: bres Eddie, this fool. We were all just kicking. The
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: night was winding down. Jeff was back there and he
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: was like, let me get ahead of this joint, and
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: then you know, of course we're all smoking out. And
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: then I'm like, man, I gotta take a piss. The
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: kids just closing down, All the things are closing, and
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: I'm like I go into the main room, bathroom, and I.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking hear the piano playing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I hear the fucking piano playing, and I'm
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: just like, damn fucking getting down. I didn't think much
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: of this ship, you know what I mean. Like, and
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: I was just like, damn, just getting down. They're getting down.
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: And then I was I went back to her and
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, who's who plays the piano in
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  Speaker 2: the fucking room?
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  Speaker 1: And then Jeff was like I do, and I was like,
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: were you just in there? He was like, I've been
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: here smoking this joint.
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  Speaker 2: I was just like and I went back and the
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  Speaker 2: ship was like there was there was no more play music,
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: and then the chairs were upside down like how they
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: usually close it down, and even it gives me chills,
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  Speaker 2: food just fucking did because I had that that recollection,
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: if I'm like, everything was fucking like ready to close
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  Speaker 2: down and you could only see the under light of
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  Speaker 2: the back.
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  Speaker 1: Of because behind the curtain.
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  Speaker 2: But the only person that would know how to play
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  Speaker 2: something like that nice come like that like eloquently bro
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  Speaker 2: was Jeff. And Jeff was outside smoking because I had
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: just we were all smoking. There's no way he I
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: went to the restroom and he ran over there and
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: he was like, let me go fucking plain this ship.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: You know, he wasn't even breathing hard food like and
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: as far as we know resident so we know he
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: was sick, so he was not going.
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  Speaker 6: To waste that energy on that. And I'm sure he
• 13:25
  Speaker 6: was sitting in the bag like cross leggings, so it's.
• 13:27
  Speaker 4: Not like he like for the you know, has anyone
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: ever complained about the ghosts bothering them while they're on stage?
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: I've checks you, I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I don't, well no, not not not to my memory.
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  Speaker 1: I mean they joke about the ghost you know. I mean,
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: ghosts don't do shit publicly. They're like shy. They do
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  Speaker 1: it when they're alone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like UFOs, like they don't.
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  Speaker 1: Want to get rejected.
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  Speaker 2: So the whole thing is, the whole thing is like
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: there's so much activity going on around us, but we
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: just can't see it because we're not tapped into imagine
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: like you fucking like because there's there's people that change
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: on how like.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: You get hit in the heads, I know, Yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: fucking going.
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: To another like people like that, like bro addicts as
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: much as people fucking think bro addicts are some of
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: like like dog, they've been through some ship, Like they've
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: been through some ship, and some of these foods they're
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: not stupid, dog, they're just.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: Hurt people, you know what I mean. Like a lot
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: of them are just really hurt people.
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  Speaker 2: Dog.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: But some of these foods they're fucking smart. Dog.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: But it's just like bro, when the pain overpowers everything, dog,
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: you can't you know what I mean.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: Addiction is fucking hard.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: I don't like, I don't know what it's like to
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: have an addiction where my body shakes or something or
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: like for something bro like.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: What have you ever feeded for something like that?
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: I've seen you feed for NASA.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, I wasn't anything like that. We
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: were looking for it, but I wasn't like because you
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: have money, but you were feeling for it. Hold who
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: knows what you would have on? How hard did he
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: look for it? In Vegas?
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: It was kind of tough, But it wasn't just me, bitch,
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: shout out to you had people looking for it for you.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Everybody wanted to do nos all of a sudden, it's
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: just me because it's my take, Ray, can you read that?
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: It was like eight of us in Vegas? Whop all
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, his my fault on? You read that? Super?
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: I think it's kind of relevant. Man.
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: It's the painter I used to paint walls and the
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: tunnels underneath Chicago Lower Whacker Drive, underneath the Sears Tower.
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: There are tunnels that fit two semi trucks, but they extend,
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: They extend for miles and multiple routes.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: They're not going on in these tunnels though, you need
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: Why do they need to be so big?
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: Two semi trucks? What do you use? That's a lot
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: of fucking space for it. Said, I said this before
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: a few weeks.
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: Better fix the puce.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: There is a whole they say that for the elite
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: and for the government, there is a whole connection between
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: all these tunnels that you can drive literally from here
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: to New York probably.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, so you brought that up. You reminded me.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: So I watched this podcast with Akon, and you guys
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: know Akon kicked it with Michael Jackson a lot. Yes,
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: really he talks really black fool, really really.
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: From Africa, from something America that's like trying to like.
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: Paul right from that food.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: He took it with the flash and everything right, but
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: that wiill still look black. No disrespect to a con.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Because you guys had him on the B real, yeah,
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: you had.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Him on that admitted to lying about fucking meet and
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: greets his brother and his brother.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: He has three brothers. They said like that all was
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: all laughing about it. I was like, yeah, bro, just
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: lie to your fans. Hilarious.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: But he talks about in Vegas that there's like hotels
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: that have like these like crazy entrances. You don't even know, bro,
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: You're talking like it's a it's supposed to be like
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: a trash and just go like the fucking elite bro.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: So that I'm like, was a real like its like
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: obviously like trash from trashash and then you fucking slide
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: it and they'll be like, fucking it's like an entrance,
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: like you know, the way.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: To the suite, to the topless suite.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: You don't have to go and hang out at the lobby.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: You don't have to see no fucking slots straight into
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: your room dog like straight ball or ship. I'm like,
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: and I was just reminded me of that that shit exists, dude, Yeah, like.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Because you never see these guys walk into the because.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Here's because here's the thing, Like I have family that
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: I've worked in the casino business in Vegas for a
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: cool minute. And I remember for a while when the
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: wind opened up and that was like a really big deal.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Who like different departments and you know, I have some
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: family and management at that part at that time, and
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: those were like they we were talking about that ship
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: was being built and you get to see the infrastructure. Yeah,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: like there would be there'll be times where they have
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: discussions with my parents and ship like that they be
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: talking about to be like there's.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: Doors where You're just like why are you putting a
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: door there?
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Like you know, like you're just like why are you
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Why is there an entrance here that never gets used?
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Or like it's crazy and like does a comedy story
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: or anything like that.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Like we're talking like right now, we're thinking celebrities, but
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: I'm talking kings and queens from Saudi Arabia pull up
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: to like those.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Asian friends and they don't want to hang out with.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: The the like the like the foods you see in
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: their example in the Casino movie, remember that Asian food
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: that he was like big time money and they jacked
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: him and they fucked up the plane or something like that.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Like people like that, bro, they got like secret interests
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: to that ship. Bro.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: They the store they do that have to store? When
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Rogan comes up, they kick everyone out whatever.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Run Yeah, they're like, I won't get the bulk outs coming,
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Like it don't matter.
• 18:26
  Speaker 6: There are gonna be some exceptions when we have some
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: really really big VIPs that require a little bit more attention.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: I mean, one of the best venues I got a
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: chance to work at was the House of Blues on Sunset,
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: and they had they had secret interest and what I
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: mean really. Yeah, so there was actually we did a
• 18:44
  Speaker 6: kickoff to def Leopard and kiss Who.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Way way back.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: And this is I want to say, this is around
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: to twenty fifteen ish. Yeah, what is that now?
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Eleven years eleven years, ten years.
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: But there was an entrance off Sunset Boulevard and you
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: can go across this bridge and it would go left
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: and right. If you went left, you would end up
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: in the Green Rooms. It went right, you would end
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: up at the Foundation Room. The Foundation Room at that
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: time was like this private, like members only club, So
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: that's where you know, the producers, you know label people,
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: you know friends and families. That's where everybody would hang out,
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: you sets, and and then to get to the stage,
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: they would have these like side staircases and you would
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: go down two floors and then you would end up
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: on the But you would never have to be interacting
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: with the public or the general public, especially when you
• 19:38
  Speaker 6: would have you know, high profile rappers. Most famously, they
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: were known for being one of the venues that had
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: Tupac's Your Core play for the Last Time.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's right.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was ninety six and it's actually on YouTube,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: so you can actually watch the whole concert.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we actually watched it downstairs oneah yeah, yeah, and
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: it was by far one of the best music venues
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: I've ever experienced, let alone work at.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Can you explain why, because I love music venues, But
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: why was that one so great?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Well? That one? That one had a really unique layout.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: It had like this bottom pit where everybody would just
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: funnel into right and then you had this giant stage
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: that was probably about five feet up, so everybody got
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: a clear view of whatever was.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Going on on the stage. Yeah yeah, so you know
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: you're looking up.
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: And then the way it was set up, every single
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: wall had a bar, so it didn't matter what where
• 20:34
  Speaker 6: you were at.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: You could just go get a beer, go get a
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: drink real quick.
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: They had some tables and stuff on the side on
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: the outside, but what you really wanted to do was
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: grab a beer, go into the pit, and enjoy the show.
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: And then if you were a little bit more VIP,
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: a little higher echelon or whatever, they had the foundation.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Room little area where you were.
• 20:55
  Speaker 6: Like right off to the side so you had like
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: a perfect view. And then they had the balcony, which
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: was kind of like business class and that venue held
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: like twelve hundred people. It's now the sun Rose or
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: p yeah, sun Rose Hotel.
• 21:09
  Speaker 5: See that sounds gay as well, no offense.
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: It shut down. They closed the doors down in twenty fifteen.
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: But what made that venue very special was that it
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: was basically made out of wood, like the whole place
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: which is covered in wood. And whoever engineered that room
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: did a fantastic job because there was never a concert
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: that I didn't enjoy. I mean then I got to
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: see everything from Steel Panther, Nipsey Hustle, I saw DJ
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: Quick there. I even saw the Whalers like Bob Marley's
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: Old Bad Like I got to do that for my birthday.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: They gave me a little certificate for my birthday while
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: I was working there. So we had dinner there and
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: they had a really great like Louisiana occasion style like restaurant,
• 21:56
  Speaker 6: Like they had pretty decent Jumbalaya. Mind you, I've never
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: been I've never been to Louisiana, so I've never had
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: it from the source, so like, you know, it might
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: be you know, trashed to some EXTMP, but I loved it, dude.
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: Like the chef there was top notch. But that was
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: a really cool venue. And then like the upstairs in
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: the in the foundation room, they had a bunch of
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: secret doors, like you would walk into the bar, and
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: off to the side, they had a little like section,
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: little private like room, but you could close the door
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: and have a private like party there. But then they
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: would have another fake door. They would go inside between
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: this fake fireplace and there was no windows in there,
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: and they called it the Captain's room, and it looked
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: like the inside of a ship. And you would have
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: dinner there and it was like a private room and
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: the waiters would come in through this fake wall through
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: the backside, so it was real like relax and then
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: like it was quiet, so you could you know, no
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: noise from the outside. And then you would walk through
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: it to the other side and there was another door
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: and there was another private room and that was like
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: the Ganesh room. There was like a Buddha room, a
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: Ganesh room, and then you would walk out and then
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: you would turn right and there was another room outside
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: and that would have like a that would be like
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: their second like belly room. If they should have never
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: closed that place from the way it sounds, uh, you know,
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: it was a lot of a.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Lot of people. We were a little bummed when it
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: closed down, for sure.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: I mean it was I got I had the opportunity
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: to see Nipsey Hustle there twice, and actually it was
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: the first one of the first shows I worked there
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: was a Nipsey Hustle show, and you know, talk about stories.
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: I mean, that guy is legendary. I've never seen somebody
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: so respected by his people and by his people and
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: me his fans, you know what I mean, Like they
• 23:43
  Speaker 6: we there was a moment where where we had a
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: bunch of people show up to the third floor trying
• 23:47
  Speaker 6: to get into the green room and the green room
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: only fit like thirty people. And I went back there
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: and I was like, hey, guys, like, we have a
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: bunch of people here and they're not listening to us, Like,
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: but what can I say?
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: And he came out. He came out, He came out,
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: opened the door and was like, hey, after parties in Crenshaw,
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: meet me at the block and close the door. And
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: everybody just walked out. Not a word was spoken, just
• 24:14
  Speaker 6: totally respect.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: It was just like like it was almost like a
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: profit commanding his people here. Now, man, I mean that
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: was that was a special moment for me to experience.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: You know, it's crazy, man, I mean to have seen that,
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: and I mean, but I mean that's why.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I guess, you know, like the legacy is there, you.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Know, yeah, I mean those those are the legends, right.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: What's the most fucked up celebrity you've seen, like, you know,
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: like no, I mean like fucked up on the way out?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Are they on drugs or like Steve? Probably?
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, you know, actually, every time I see Steve,
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: he's always been a really nice guy.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: He's always got his dog with Yeah. I heard Chappelle's
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: there till like four am getting wasted.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: No, you know, Chappelle likes to have a good time.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: You know Chappelle is he's.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I heard either by himself not him, No, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, no,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: when when you're that cool dude? I heard you about No,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I heard you come on a random night and security
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: has to stay till three am because he's just there drinking.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: He works, That's what I heard.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: No, there have been nights in the past where he
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: would come in and he would just do three hours,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: just be on stage till four o'clock in the morning.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: I mean one of my Yeah, just listening to him,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, like I said, the guy's like a prophet.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's people like that in this world.
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: One of my favorite, one of my favorite Christmas stories
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: was when Chris Rock was about the host I forgot
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: which award it wasn't.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: It wasn't the one I slapped that.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: But they came in around at the end of the
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: Night of Christmas and Chris went up and he did
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: like an hour, an hour and a half, and then
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: Dave was right after him, you know, oh man, and
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: I The one line that stuck with me the whole
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: time was this line that he had about dinner where
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: him and Chris were having a conversation and Chris is
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: just like, you know, I might be going through tough times,
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: but I think my wife would have made more money
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: from comedy than you ever will in your lifetime. And
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: it was like such a funny thing that he did.
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: And then the way he performs things. He had this
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: moment where he was just quiet, pulled out a cigarette
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: lit it took a pup and there's like and the
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: ship is fuck up. It's true, and then it was
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: just like a magical moment right there, and there was
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: like fifty people in the original room you know, it
• 26:39
  Speaker 6: was just one of those very intimate moments where you know,
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: I was lucky enough to be in the room, and
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: you don't stop a guy like that. You know, he's
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: he's you know, he smokes on stage. You know it's
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: part of his performance on stage.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: We tried to do it. Say you lit it outside,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: We lit that ship outside. Let me tell you what outside.
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: I'm glad the governor wasn't around, because that did wuld
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: hit you with a state ref bro the way that exhaust.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Was going out, I will say, there's a governor. We
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: lose that. The governor bro knew somebody.
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, I was like, I was like, hold on, there's
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: somebody called the you're allowed to Like the store won't
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: let you do it if you're a nobody. But legally
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: you're allowed to smoke on stage because it's considered.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: A part of the theater. It's part of your performance. Band.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean we're not, but you also have
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: to be respected. We're not. You set out the massive
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: square garden for three times in a row. I think
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: they'll let us light up a little joint.
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: But but it's it's one of those things where like
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: I've had the opportunity to really really amazing people. Do
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: there what the master at? You know, I back in
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: the day, I love to watch. One of my favorite
• 27:52
  Speaker 6: comics was Joey Diaz. I mean he's the reason why
• 27:56
  Speaker 6: I bought a Super U. I mean one of the
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: I thought you were a lesbian.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: I had a WRX. It was turbo charged bro six ft.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: It was fun, dude. Yeah, I spent like ten grand
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: doping decking it out for suspension muffler, I do.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. I switched up to the Nissan because he
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: pulled up in the car. I was like, that car
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: is you're way too Oh?
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in I'm in the I'm in the day
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: the car.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I showed up.
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: I'm in the Daily today. I'm in the little Mitzy
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: Besh Mirage. It's got three cylinders.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Did you ever meet Mitzy?
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: I never got to meet Mitzi. I never get I
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: never had a chance to shoot by the time I
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: got hired. I was hired in twenty fifteen. She had
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: already uh kind of not passed but kind of step
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: stepped away from it. But uh, but I can tell
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: you that she was very respected.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Was she the booker until she stepped away, she got
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: somebody else booking for her. They had bookers throughout the years. Yeah,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: she did. She stop booking. It started like started getting
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: old incremental.
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: I don't know exactly when, but I know that she
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: had again, she had a hand. She was well respected
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: that like if she says something, that's what it went,
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: you know.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: But I was there for the service, the memorial and
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: the funeral and seeing.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: The who's who of Hollywood show up. I mean it
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: was it was insane to see the type of people
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: who were showing up bad.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: I mean yeah, I mean everybody from ice, you know, uh,
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: random actors that like I wasn't expecting, you know, producers
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: from everywhere that. You know, there's so many people in
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: this industry that you just you always don't know who
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: you're talking to.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: When did the Mencia thing happen? Were you there for
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: any of it? No, that was way way way before
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: my time. I was like, that's what they call the
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: hey day. That was I want to say, that was
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: like the Dark Ages or.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: The ages where like nobody was like nobody's buying tickets.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: But like that's where it was. That's where it was crazy. Though.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Like people talk about getting blow jobs and the airs
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: and everything.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Fucking everybody. It's like fun were empty, yeah, but a
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: show empty. But it's like that thing.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Fun, but it was like not fun fun because you're
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: like performing in front of fucking nobody. That's what like
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Sam talks about. That was like his era of like
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: of being at this store. I hear about it all
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: the time, like man I started it. My sucking dick
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: for stage time is a ding dong show still running.
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah every Monday, Yeah with Don Barris triple triple
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: O g Donny b.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: That to me is crazy, bro like is at ten
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: because Okay, so like it's it's like it's a stand
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: up show and then it just fucking gets weird sometimes
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: it's it's like.
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: A variety show meets stand up meets podcast. The whole
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: thing is, uh, it's it's a really.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Really fun show. Variety show.
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, if you've never experienced it, it's one of those
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: things you got to try it before you not get
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: And then he closes out the Comedy Store, Like every
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: night I've been seeing Don Barris to stand up for
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: ten years straight and always now material he's always got
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: like newer things to talk about, but he's always the
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: same character.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, he's a little Cooper.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: He's he's he's eccentric. He's eccentric, but he's he's so
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: funny in what he does, Like he's so goofy and
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: I love him for that, you know what I mean?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Another one? I mean shout out to Brodie Stevens. You
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: know it was the other day they they just had right, yeah,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: his picture on the wall right there and go up
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: the stairs.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, everybody talks about Brody. I don't know who
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Brody is. I don't know who he was as ay,
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: is he such a big deal? Genuinely asking, Okay, you've
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: seen him?
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: Because he was on the Hangover, The Hangover, The Hangover
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: was on the Hangover.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: I've never seen The Hangover.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: What what I can't do?
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: Bradley Cooper's in that film. I ain't gonna watch it.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: What are you telling? Are you telling me you've never
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: watched Guardians of the Galaxy? Nope? Oh?
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: Man, brother, Hey, the last Marvel film that I saw
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: was Thoor two.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Man, you're depriving yourself, brother, But uh, I just lost
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: my spot.
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: Brody Stevens, Brody Stevens, why do people love him?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: So much.
• 32:21
  Speaker 5: He was as the fact he was in those movies.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: He was a special kind of guy.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: He was a comics comic is how people describe him,
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: so like he wasn't for the regular type of like comedy,
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: but he was special in the sense that he would
• 32:36
  Speaker 6: make you laughing. He was just so goofy. His thing
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: was connections, and he had this thing with he'd.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Be like, yes, posativity, you got it, you got it, positivity.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: It weren't until I die, you know.
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: And then he would do this thing where he would
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: ask you a question and then he would connect it
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: to something, and then he would connect it to something else,
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: and then to something else, and then something else and somehow.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Bring it back to the valley.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: And it was just this whole craziness of it, the chaos,
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: but it was so wild and misunderstanding that you actually
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: understood it at the end if you stuck around.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: That was Sam's best friend. Dude. It's crazy.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: So Sam two of him right here, and that was
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: his best friend. And it was crazy because dude, we
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: were doing a ten fold hot episode. It was like,
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: and I think I was like a year two years
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: in of working with Sam and we're just doing the
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: pod and someone calls in on the pod and Sam's like,
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: thank you for calling Zone, so you're live on the
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: pod and then they're like, h this is serious.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: This is about Brody bro Sam knew what was about.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Like yes, like we found out live on the fucking
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: pod and then like we literally stopped the pod mid pod.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Fucking Sam leaves the studio with this dog there. So
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: I'm just like I got to take care of the
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: dog for now. By kind of, Sam books it and
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: like he committed suicide dog. It was so fucking sad
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: and it was like live like and then we thought
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: about editing it out.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: But it was so live and it was just so
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: like obviously did that would leave a message, like leave
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: a reason? Why? Why did he do it? I mean,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I'm psychotics, it's just suppression.
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know much about that situation there, but
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: what I could tell you is that during the A
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: one to eight special that we had that the festival Friendship,
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: they were saying they were filming some sort of documentary.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to be excited to see that for sure.
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: But just all the stories that every single comic had
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: from Adam Ray, I mean, Sam was on the show.
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: I mean everybody had something special to say.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: Shit or he was cool about it.
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know Ari, and he loves people
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: his own way, you know what I mean. I mean,
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: I don't I don't ever, I don't never take anything
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: he says with malice. I mean I had to had
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: to see him every day at the store. The first
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: time around, I was there and we're talking about the
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: guy who was considered the amazing racist on YouTube, you
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: know what I mean.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Like practically, yeah, it made me like that made me
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: his f so like like I you know, they're trying
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: to bring it back.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: You know what if you talked about on the last
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Rogue and they're like bring back amazing races.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Hey were you there for? You were there for the era?
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Where like that the Kate Quickly incident happened, not that
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: they didn't happen at the Comedy Store, but like I
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: think that happened during COVID happened at COVID.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I remember I called you. I was like, stop sniff
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: and ship.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: It's like they.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Were like I got a.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: Serving COVID. Unfortunately, the comedy store were shut down. I
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: mean the California regulations. I here was insane, dude. I
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: was at the time working for a wake surfing company
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: and we decided to move to Arizona because we weren't
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: allowed to operate, and uh picked up my life fucking
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: moved six six hours away across the border.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Dude. Let me tell you something.
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: Gas prices are so much cheaper over there. Bro, Dude,
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: oh man, everything, dude, Arizona was nice. Don't get me wrong, Blend.
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: It's got its moments like uh I got I got
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: chased out of Peoria one time on my motorcycle by
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: some bad boys.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: But it was uh.
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: You know, as long as you didn't funk with anybody,
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: people lift left you alone. And the prices are nice,
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: I mean, if you make sure served.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, how did you get into it?
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: I mean I looked like a big kahuna. I didn't
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: ever serve, but uh I got into it because I was.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I was manufactured the people in the chat room.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: People in the chat room said, he's like he's a
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: combination of sumo and samurai.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: So many races.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: My favorite, my favorite, uh, my favorite description was Tony Hinchcliffe.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: He says, I look like Aquaman. If I hit all
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: the fish.
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: In the sea, that was yeah, shout out to Tony
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: give me those step tone vibes. Yeah, but uh yeah,
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: but uh yeah, no, I've I've It's crazy because like
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: the Comedy Store is such a wild place and doing
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: security throughout sunset. I mean I've worked at the Viper Room,
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: worked at the Saddle Ranch.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: You know, uh would you work in the Saddle Ranch?
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: And today? No.
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: I worked right after the end of the House of Blues,
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: So in twenty fifteen, I picked up the gig over
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: there because I.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Mean there was a point of the Saddle Ranch was spot.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Oh dude, they had do you guys remember that the boys?
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was even when I was working there, bro,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: it was.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: It was a wild time. And I'll tell you about those.
• 37:25
  Speaker 6: You know, we had fights, we had cops show up.
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: You know, you have people writing the bull and flying off,
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: Chi's coming out and everything, like you know.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: It gets wild.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: I mean the whole TV show about it. Yeah, they
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: was on MTV. Yeah, it was like Jersey Shore. Before
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Jersey Shore.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: We just watched people serve. It was like the stupidest
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: fucking thing, but it was just people get waiting. Is
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: that place still open? Ranch? Yeah?
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, freaking a great restaurant. Do they have a decent steak?
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: Good good sandwiches? I mean, I get hooked up, so
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: I love it.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: I was actually wondering about the food I've been.
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: At the Saddle I was really good. Dude, Yeah, I mean, dude,
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: get yourself with some nachos. Bro, that's a pretty decent size.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: I like the sandwiches there, the steak sandwich there, the
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: steak sandwich A right, I gotta get the steaks.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: There's a there's a I think there's been two murders
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: that happened at the comedy store, right or one.
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: There was one that I know of, and that was
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: that's right before I got hired.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: That's the guy that got away home.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what made right and I went down Yeah
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: from well, I was working at the Saddle Ranch that day.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: I remember being in the front of the Saddle Ranch
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: right on sunset, and I heard Pops go off because
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: it's just like a stone throws next door. I mean
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: it's literally a traffic light, a hotel that's not that big,
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: and then like a driveway in them, and we heard
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: me and my my my guy Guermo, big Germo shout
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: out to Big Guermo.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: We just heard these pops and we're like fireworks.
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: We heard the first one and then we heard one
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: after the other, right after another. And I want to
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: say the guy had supposedly had a revolver, so I'm
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: guessing five or six, damn. And we just we just
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: got everybody inside. We like looked out and we already
• 39:18
  Speaker 6: seen people or just running across this trying to get
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: away from it.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: You know, it was a guy came in so so
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: people So people say it was a hit job, not
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: a hit man, but it was a hit job. They
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: went in there to kill someone.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, people, I don't think people understand.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: The guy fucking got he parked, he got out of
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: his car and walked into the store, or he just
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: from his car he shot, he got out, Okay, so
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: he got out, I don't know walked in.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: He parked in the I don't really know, because no, no, no, no,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: he parked. I don't think he walked onto the patio.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: I think from what the from outside the path I
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: was gonna say, from what I was told, I think
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: it was like off to the side. But they tell
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: you to go smoke, uh by, like the driveway, like
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: you know where, like it starts to elevate and stuff. So,
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's a YouTube video out there that Prisa
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: explained it all. But you know, but but the main
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: main of the story is dude showed up, he pulled
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: it off, and he's done in the car out a way.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he knew exactly he knew everything in Hollywood.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: But he knew what he was doing because he knew
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: where to park the car where you just get in.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: He was logistical.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you know right now, it's it's funny.
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: You guys mentioned that a couple of weeks ago, right
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: down the street from where we're at the One Hotel,
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: they had a similar situation.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: You know, somebody pulled out a gun.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: I think they shot himself and then they shot Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: like two weeks ago.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: What what what venue is this?
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: No One Hotel was it was on yeah, across the street,
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: but like down the street by uh right on Losianaa.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and yeah, they had a similar situation.
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: It was like on a Sunday night or something, so
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: it was most it was really random, but these things happened.
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: And the thing is is, like it there was nobody
• 41:11
  Speaker 6: at the store that was associated to it.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Like, it's not.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Something you did he kill the guy or didn't kill
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: a random No, he from what I understood, he the
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: at the one that happened at the comedy store.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: He got his guy the one that happened at the one.
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: I think the cops picked somebody up who was injured,
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: and I don't know if anybody died allow up that.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Nowadays, there's so many damn shootings on the talking about shootings.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Have you ever done any real security like where you
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: really were like needed, like you literally there was someone
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: actually in danger other than just like no offense.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, your job's your job.
• 41:42
  Speaker 6: It's yeah, I mean, I hope, But have you I've
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: had I've had my own personal situations home intruders, car theft.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: You know, I might have tried to break into your house, Bro,
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: somebody tried to steal my car, Bro, not the WRX,
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: the Beamer.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, me and my brothers were. We're hot rodders.
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: We like to do crazy shitting cars and we have
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: an E forty six car with Yeah. Uh it's an
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: old BMW convertible fun car, fun car six cylinders. I
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: know it's silver and blue. We're trying to make it
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: look like the what we call it ne for speed car.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, two thousand and eight.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I want to say two thousand and four. It's a
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: thirty C. I tell you, guys, I have a three
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: three C I too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a great car.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Got broken into. What my house got broken into? I
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: had a knife put it. I woke up to a
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: guy with a knife my throat.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Hey, I was.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: Never ever talked about much.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, hold on, you guys, just don't ever
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: listen to him, because I think he has mentioned this before.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I was, uh, the morning when I was eighteen. It
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: was the day before my nineteenth birthday. I was in university,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: but I came home for a weekend because my birthday
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: was that weekend. And it was like eight o'clock in
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: the morning.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: Nobody was home, everybody was at work, and but I
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: was sleeping and I heard a loud bang.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: But my dad does like construction.
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: We're building our basement at the time, so I thought
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: my dad was just basement and I was like, fucking guy,
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: no respect. So I went back to bed, and then
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: literally two minutes later I heard something.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: I woke up and there was a guy standing over
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: had a knife and I don't move, don't move, and
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: then you could hear fucking ten guys running around the house.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Was like he was like, uh, like a Trinidadian guy.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: So then whats so they just brown They just robbed
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: their whole house and you were I.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: Under my blanket and I couldn't do nothing.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Guy had a knife to week and then he walked
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: around my room was probably like forty was so close,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: like if you would have moved going in, Yeah, he
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: was just like it was like right, it was right there.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I felt it. No, no, and it was the it
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: was a knife from my kitchen, you know what I mean.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: So you walked into my house, took the knife in
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: the kitchen, walked upstairs, they locked the doors.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: It sounds like they kicked the door in. And then
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: I used to work for them. I just worked for
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: the Blue Jays when I was fourteen to like sixteen,
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: and I had a fifty percent off and I spent
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: all my money on hat that's what.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: His hats. And this motherfucker while everybody was robbing me,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: this guy in front of me took every single hat,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: put it on his head, tried it on, and then
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: threw it in the bag. In front of me. Dog.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: They never caught these So there's a crazy part.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: Literally this happened when I was like nineteen, and then
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: when I was like twenty four or twenty five.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I was uh live, I was in downtown Toronto.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: I was living downtown doing comedy and I got a
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: phone call and.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Let's say, I thought you saw one of your hats,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: your hat? I got a is that I got a
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: call from It's the police and they're like, is this
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: this issue? I'm like yeah, and they're like, yo, we
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: found the guys that robbed your house all those years ago.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, what the fuck I thought this? It
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: was like I never thought about I never thought I
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: was gonna think about it, the crime every And they're like,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like, how hew'd you catch this guy? And they're
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: like that day when they robbed you before they kicked
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: the door and one of the guys spit on your
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: driveway and we fucking swabbed it. And then all these
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: years later, this guy got caught doing another house breaking
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: and when they did the DNA match, it matched to
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: the fucking spit on my driveway. Bro, I'm pretty impressed
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: with this wrong. What is this episode? Due. Yeah, that's
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: I got your tax money, some fucking credit tax money
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: when I.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Broke it into right, I see why they forgive the
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: black face.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: But look when they kicked my door in and then
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: after they robbed my house and everybody had left.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: First of all, we had just we were poor. We
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: just moved into this house.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: And the guy they still they know, right, the guy
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: came to my house, he's like, where's everything.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you picked the wrong house full you should
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: have went next door. Those guys are balling.
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: But when they left, the first thing I did was
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: I called the cops, right, And when I did that,
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: within five minutes, there was two hundred cop cars outside
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: my house. It was those sniffer dogs fucking undercovers with
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: the fucking you know what I mean.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: There was cops here. Apparently this is happening. Can you
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: go in there?
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Apparently, semens not here. It was happening all over. It
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: was happening all over the neighborhood. So they were like
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: on it. And then when they came to my house
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: and then they started searching my room, right, because then
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: they're like, why would somebody rob your house? Like they
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: thought I had. They thought I was a drunk. And
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: then they're in my.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: Room and they start going through all my ship and
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: they found a little bit of my weed. My mom's
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: in there, you know what I mean, My mom knows
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: I was hiding weed in my room.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Why don't you tell them? Why don't you tell them
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: to take the.
• 46:54
  Speaker 8: Because they went into open up a box where I
• 46:56
  Speaker 8: hide my you know what I mean, take the because I'm.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Like, if you can steal all my ship, don't steal
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: my Are the cops literally going like this, They're like
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: what's this? Yeah, but it was It wasn't enough for
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: them to like be like, Okay, this guy's dealing or anything.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Just something the robins dropped it. Nobody was in a
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: box in my cup in my closet covered I put it. No, Yeah,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I mean it's it's just terrifying though. Yeah.
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: I mean I caught the guy like waist deep in
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: my BMW, like he uh, he opened he.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Was trying to he was trying to figure out like
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: the dude was a crackhead. I pulled him.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Out and I basically kicked his ass and get the
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: funk out of my neighborhood.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: And I let him go with his bicycle. I took
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: his backpack though, and I would have kept that bicycle.
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: And then when I opened it up with the crazy
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: thing is I opened it up and the due had
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: like a bunch of shaved keys. Yeah, screwdrivers like little
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: tools and ship to like fill like to steal cars.
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: So I wake up my brother because it's his car,
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: and we go out and assess the damage. The dude
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: pulled down the freaking dash can, broke the windshield, the
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: door lock all Jimmy, he tried to hit the ignitions.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: We have to get a new ignition. So I'm like, hey, bro.
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: So I was like, so we're pissed, and I'm just like, bro,
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: don't worrybody. We can fix this ship later. Just you know,
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: lock this ship up and let's go to bed. We'll
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: deal with it in the morning.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Whatever. So I go to sleep and we have a Belgian.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Malin Wah, which.
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: Is by far one of the dopest. And I do
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: not recommend this dog to anybody unless you are a masochist,
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: because this dog is painful to live with. But I
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: love it at that. I love it at that. I
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: love her at thatath our dog Shadow. She was outside
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: with my brother and they were just, you know, playing
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: around on the front of the yard, and this cracker
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: came back looking for his ship, and that dog was
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: just ready to bite the fuck out of this fucking crackhead.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: So like, well, I'm not even mad at this cracket
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: ca yeah he can't.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: And like he's like like he tried to, like he
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: tried to go into his pocket to pull out some
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: weed or something because he's like, no, I want to
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: get my ship back to my brother, and my brother's like, bro,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: you try. My brother was like, look, dude, you gotta
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here, because if I let
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: my my dog go, he's gonna bite you in the nuts,
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: sag dog.
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: Like this is this is not a this is not
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: a playful situation. I don't know what the fuck you're
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: talking about. You need to get the fuck out of here.
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: And we knew who he was, like like we we
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: figured him out. I mean, yeah, I mean it was
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: just I don't even think he was a local. I
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: think he was just like you know, I really think
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: I really think the crackheads here in La Rotate, they
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: just wonder there's like almost like a don't you remember
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: the you know, like John Wick, Like they migrate like
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: other fucking like birds that like no, no, no, like
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: like you know, you know the movie John Wick where
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: the Larry fishburn he's like the president of the homeless People.
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: He's probably rotating him all over through La Bro, Like
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: there's gotta be some kind of organization. Go back over there,
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: yeah over yeah, because you know, like I'll see this,
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: I'll see the same crackhead, but like in two different
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: cities in like three months.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: You know, like it's just don't think they'll just look
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: the same.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Too, though, bro, Nah, bro, no, no, no, just because
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: they'll be saying because they're like stand ups, Bro, they'll
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: be they'll be going through their same sets.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: They'll be going in and saying the same touretts. Bro.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, bro, like the like they're the think.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: About l a is the streets are so long you
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: just start walking the end. They don't know when to
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: turn around and go back. Yeah, like there gonna end
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: up in Culver City. There's a few crackheads on Sunset
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: right in front of the store there. Some of them
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: are chill, some of them are you know, they they
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: know that they're like, hey, I'm off, I'm not here
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: to bother you.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep going to do my thing.
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: But then there's something like I want to attack you
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: and stuff like there's one dude that just broke a
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: bottle and try to chase somebody like a while back.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: It's probably walk on his house. Nah, dude was just
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: tripping out.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: He was saying some racist ships, just saying that he
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: you know this and that that you know trip Yeah, probably,
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: but you know. But then there's this one guy that
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: I know that walks by that's super chill.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: His name is Guy and you know I Guy. I
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: mean they told me his name was Guy, and he's
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: told you Guy right there. But he's he's Australian. He's
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: a nice guy.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: And every time he comes by, I have a cigarette.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: But hey, guy, you're looking for cigarett because hes looking.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: For cigarettes on the floor. I hook him up with
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: a cigarette.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Did you did you keep the keep the homeless guy
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: at bay and you know, who knows maybe one day
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: I might need him, you know what.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're like crows, right, people who train crows.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Maybe crows do for them homeless people.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Those guys always do you compare a homeless dude or
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: a person to a crow. Crows are the one of
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: the smartest animals on Earth.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I always said about twelve homeless guys, if all.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: The homeless people had the choice to be turned into
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: a straight cat, I was like, I think that we'd
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: we'd be able to fix the problem because nobody's going
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: to be like hard to be mean to a cat.
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah you know, actually no, I can tell you I
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: could be pretty mean to a fucking cat.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Then some of them can't.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Assholes dude, Yeah yeah, yeah, like he'll bought you back story.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: I mean I have I have two family cats, and
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: I got I got one cat that's like super domesticated,
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: loves to stay in the house, you a fat cat.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: And then I got this freaking orange looking thing that
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: looks like Garfield if he was on steroids, because all
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: he wants to do is be outside. Anytime I come
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: home at three o'clock in the morning, he's outside finding
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: some other cat. Like it's like a west dude, It's
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: like a West Side story at three o'clock in the morning.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Every time I come home, Bro, it's just circling each other,
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: and I gotta grab one and be like, bro, you're
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: not sparring today. I get the fucking side. You gotta
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: like stop that ship in the middle of the before
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: it happens.
• 52:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because then then I'm stuck with the vet bill
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: because my cat cat scratched or it's got some kind
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: of disease, and I gotta go fucking pay five hundred
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: bucks for doctor to tell me I put this on it.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: I love my cats, though, yeah.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, same here broad I just got man, I
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: was pissed the one that just came back after missing
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: for a whole Bek was like, that's it, bro, you're
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: getting needed.
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: Man. I love it. I love my animals. I mean
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: I got two cats and two dogs. My other dog
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: is a is a Siberian Husky and I don't know
• 53:00
  Speaker 6: what it is. And the motherfucker just wandered into my life.
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: I was working on my car four o'clock in the
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: morning and this motherfucker just walked into my garage and
• 53:09
  Speaker 6: I was so pissed off. I got out and like
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: yelled at him. I was like, Hey, who the fuck
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: let this dog in here? And I looked outside. Not
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: a soul inside at four o'clock in the morning, it
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: was pitch black, and you know you're working on your
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: shit I'm drinking a little bit smoke a little reefer.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: It might have taken a few mushrooms.
• 53:24
  Speaker 6: And the dog took off and like took off into
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: the distance, into the darkness, into the void, if you will.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: And I thought I was seeing a ghost, Bro, I
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: really thought came back, Dude, I really thought.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: I was seeing goes. I went and got at leashed
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: just in case he came back. And he came back.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: And then as soon as I as soon as I
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: saw him at the end of my driveway, I was like, hey, bro,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: you want some water? He nodded, and I put some
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: water in a freaking clean pan, put a leash on him,
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: and the motherfucker never left.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: It's actual. It's a beautiful dog. Thank you, thank you.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got the hair of chromia, the two different
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: colored eyes.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Up earlier.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: But it always trips me out when I see a
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: husky in California. Why the fuck is a husky in California?
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: You know, not one of my first choices.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: The guy just wandered into my life so different, you
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: know what, you know what, I always fucking trip out, bro,
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: like like because you know how like earthquake has been
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: happening and all that stuff, Like we're pretty close to
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: the l a zoo, right, yeah, you know, and I
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: like going to zoos a lot, regardless like if you know,
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: regardless of like people are like it's a prison for animals,
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: Like I get it, bro, but like I wouldn't be
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: able to see these animals if it wasn't for these foundations.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: They have them, right for sure.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: But they have that, They have that whole fucking uh
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: they have that whole thing with what is it, uh,
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: with the full of snakes, you know what I mean,
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Like the like the big snake pit and they have
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: like like a few anacondas in there. They have a
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: few uh what is it, Like a few venomous snakes
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: in there. And I was like, in the middle of
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: a fucking earthquake, imagine all them bitches getting out, Brouse
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: or or like what happens to a zoo Donald the
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: tiger gets how like bro in an earthquake, all that
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: all those animals are gonna get out Jumanji.
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you right now what happens because I
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: lived through something like don't Santa Clarita, it was San Canyon.
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: I got stuck in the sand canyon, fire dude. Yeah,
• 55:14
  Speaker 6: I was working up there with uh with a boss
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: of mine. He's shut up to Ben Ben French and
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: La on Instagram.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: We're working.
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: I was working with him on cars and on motorcycles
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: and on this wake surfing company that we were doing together.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: And we got caught up in this fire.
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: And there's a lot of ranches out there, and there's
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: an exotic cat rescue out there too, out there in
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: Awa Dulce. So all these cats, yeah, like yeah, yeah,
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: like yeah, like like.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Big big cat suar basically.
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: And then and then there's also like farm minimal places
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: and rehabilitations. Like we were in front of a horse
• 55:53
  Speaker 6: rehabilitation center and all those horses had to get moved.
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: I mean, there are hundreds of horses in La County,
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: believe it or not. And when that happens, you just
• 56:02
  Speaker 6: got to move them. Bro Like if there's an earthquake.
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: Bro Like, people come in and they try to like
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: contain the situation. But it's hard, yeah, right, Like it's
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: hard because I mean, I sometimes you can't get to them,
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: you know. I know that I've heard stories of people
• 56:16
  Speaker 6: leaving their horses in the middle of the field and
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: then just putting on the sprinklers, like yeah, you know,
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: like yeah, I mean we just had a fire not
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: too long ago. How quickly that stuff spread. And there's
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: a lot of people who have animals up there now
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: toa dina, you know, same thing with like dogs.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, how many dogs and cats.
• 56:34
  Speaker 6: Who are left at their homes while people are at work,
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: you know, they got trapped or whatever.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: You know, it sucks to think about all that.
• 56:40
  Speaker 6: You know, I love animals so much, but but like
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: you know, people, there are people who volunteer, there are
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: people who come together. I mean, I think that's why
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: community is so important in nowadays.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: I always wonder that, bro, like because think about it, bro,
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: Like the elephants get out and they're all pissed.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: They're trampling shit.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: Fucking the tiger gets out, nobody's feeding him that Food's
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: eat a hiker, you know what I mean, like like
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: or he's eating something there like fucking.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: They have like all these wildcats they could go.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they sterilize the animals at the
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: zoo or no, I don't think they do. So Like
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: you got all these wildcats that like they keep them separated.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Now they' in a while they start fucking now they
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: fucking start, you know what I mean, because you can't
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: like I think in Atlanta or something somewhere like near Atlanta,
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: they had those lab monkeys. They fucking got released. They
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: never caught them. Motherfucker's dog like they caught. I think
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: they smoked like three of them, but there was like
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: fourteen they got released.
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: And there's been videos of people that are just like
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: like I saw a video on TikTok the other day
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: of some dude. He was like, my son was talking
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: about that there was a monkey on the tree, and
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: he was like, we live in fucking Atlanta. He was like,
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: there's no fucking monkey on the tree. And then he
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: and then he's like, sure enough, he took a picture.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: There was a fucking monkey in the tree in the backyard.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Bro Forrest. So like they can no, bro, but they're
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: not name. There's like but they broke out.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: So these are like lab monkeys that they were testing
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: with fucking diseases and ship.
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: What about floridam and they got all those pythons and
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: that Florida isn't got and they got iguanas.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Now you wouldn't think it'd be kind of cool. You
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: just walk and you see monkeys in the if it's
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: full of diseases, fool. Well, I've seen the movie Jumanji.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Thought, No, I'm not trying to do all the ape
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: ship getting and I'm not I'm not gonna.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Put up with a monkey fucking just kicking it out here.
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: For if that thing you got, the first would be
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: the first one to try to tame it.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: I feel like you getting to start standing out orders packaging,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: and I'm just scared of the first monkey to grab
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: a meth pipe. Oh that's happened. I know, I'm sure.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's happened.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: Some guys who like have pet monkeys and they're like,
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: I'm sure, party, let's get this surprised.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: But I'm not in public street though, Like, I don't
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: want I don't want to met the monkey down to figure.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Were allowed to like kind of hang around monkeys. Isn't
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: that how aids got created? Well, you don't have to
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: fuck it, dude, they didn't.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: Someone tried to eat one and the blood got contaminated.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: You know what.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: I think that too, But on the you don't think that.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Like books they say that he was eating.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: The moment because you know, they see.
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: Animals are evolving, right, so like other animals are learning
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: how to use tools, like if they found in orangutan
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: in the wild knows how to fucking like uh, spear
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: like spearfish like, So the animals are.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Learning how to evolve, right.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: So so for on some real ship dog, the moment
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: the fucking monkeys break out of the fucking encounter, it's
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: it's time to kick those ones, you know, because like,
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: think about it, bro, the moment like the monkeys have
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: been there forever fool and like, and let's just say
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: one thing, they just get organized and they're just like, man,
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: fuck this ship, bro, Like because they got the hands
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: they got, like they have the most advantage compared to
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: all the other animals.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Therefore, I'll get worried when I see a monkey wearing jeans.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: You know what. The ship headhoff Dog us a monkey
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: and sneakers, and that ship sees you and it was
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: like you and it starts running food. That ship has
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: the longer arms, bro, It's gonna start fucking doing that ship.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Apes.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Apes are cool as fuck, but they're scary as fuck,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: especially Planet of the Ape stock. That shit can really
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: happen they're not gonna talk, but I'm saying, like, get organized.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: If they have on podcast your Zoo question.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: Zoos generally avoid permanent surgical sterilization. Instead, they use reversible
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  Speaker 5: birth control method such as hormone implants, contraceptions, or simply
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  Speaker 5: separating the males from the female plants.
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  Speaker 2: So if you have the girl monkey said the guy's
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  Speaker 2: monkey separated and the earthquake happens, God.
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  Speaker 1: They fucking dog. They go be like, I'm gonna suck
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  Speaker 1: this other monkey.
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  Speaker 6: Telling me that the La Zoo has better birth control
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  Speaker 6: than Texas.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, birth control is pretty fucking effective. For if
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  Speaker 3: this bitch takes it, it's ninety nine point nine effective.
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  Speaker 3: Their bitch is just tell you that they that it
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  Speaker 3: just don't work. It's pretty fucking effective. You put a
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  Speaker 3: con on she's on birth control. You will never have
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  Speaker 3: a kid. The chances, I don't know happening is not broken.
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  Speaker 1: Wrong. Yeah, that's like you dude, you're never having a kid,
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  Speaker 1: like you brother kids like cancer, Like like that's like
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  Speaker 1: quite the scenario. You sound like a Mexican mom just
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  Speaker 1: trying to scaree. If you have a kid, then can
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  Speaker 1: rip and then and then the cantrol. If you have
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  Speaker 1: a kid that goes through the birth control, can fight that. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: Jesus you have fighters.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, he doesn't even ruggle again in the if that
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  Speaker 8: happens at that point, you that was not injuring.
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  Speaker 1: He's the keys. But we don't get your jeans. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and you brought you know how those sperms. Just wait
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  Speaker 1: like theucking mom and the dryer.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, and now if you pull out.
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  Speaker 3: Now, and now if you throw in the pullout game, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: throw and pull out.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, this sperm has gotta be Van Diesel.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, this is this is this is nor you have.
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  Speaker 1: Kid you hope you have to of these kids, bro. Dog.
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  Speaker 1: He proposed another thing, he said, you have predatory sperm.
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  Speaker 2: Where they didn't they know, so they said they'll just
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  Speaker 2: go to the corner and wait till it.
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  Speaker 1: When it's done. Like I was like that could see
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  Speaker 1: them doing that. It's coompared to the making. They're like, you're.
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  Speaker 2: Saying sperm can plot apparently fucking his predatory toxic.
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  Speaker 1: Guys, you pulled out and you got a bitch pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: You got you got that. That's that's just it's a
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  Speaker 1: burner of a pussy and a little fucking moisture was
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  Speaker 1: time to move.
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  Speaker 5: Gentlemen, please try to animate sperm plotting the.
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  Speaker 3: Sperm literally fucking know that you pull out, so they
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  Speaker 3: wait till the end for this one.
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  Speaker 1: Never lets us feel it. Remember the sperms on man,
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  Speaker 1: you pulled out. Fucking Barts got sterilized. Oh yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Barts Yeah, Barts.
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  Speaker 3: Bart's got no chuck Norms straighted sh I did that to.
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  Speaker 6: My dogs, Michael Jackson, Bro, My dogs ended up sucking,
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  Speaker 6: ended up with like eleven puppies.
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  Speaker 1: Bro. Yeah, Bro, it's a lot of work. And then
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  Speaker 1: I gave them away. I gave them away.
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  Speaker 6: I had some friends who needed something and then gave
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  Speaker 6: them to really nice. When that happened, that was about
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  Speaker 6: a year ago. Yeah, it took uh, it took about
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  Speaker 6: three months altogether.
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  Speaker 5: How long does the dog stay pregnant for? Like how
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  Speaker 5: many weeks or months?
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  Speaker 1: Like half the time of here?
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  Speaker 6: It took like I want to say, like three months
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  Speaker 6: for cats is nine weeks. It was like it was
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  Speaker 6: like three months, dude, Like, yeah, it happened so quickly
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  Speaker 6: because like I woke up one day and they it
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  Speaker 6: was just hearing screams, and I was like, oh ship
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  Speaker 6: the dogs having babies and uh but some of the
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  Speaker 6: nicest but little puppies Usky Melonwale puppies are insane. They're
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  Speaker 6: so cute, so ferocious. Oh man, there didn't keep it.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't keep it. I already have the I have
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  Speaker 6: the parents too. Yeah, it was hard, but you know,
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  Speaker 6: we had to let them go.
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  Speaker 1: So make sure you guys super chat. I know there's
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  Speaker 1: so hit the light bud, give it a mega. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do that T shirt?
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  Speaker 2: You ever you ever had any you ever had anybody
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  Speaker 2: fuckings like you said you stop domestic vitas in the store.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean some of those. Yeah, it was hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: No, you know, it's it's crazy seeing people watching at
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: the store, being just people watching.
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  Speaker 6: In general, like in all venues. I mean I've seen
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  Speaker 6: I've had a lady what I assume was on drugs,
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  Speaker 6: fall into a bush. I try to help her out,
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  Speaker 6: and as I'm pulling her out, she looks at me,
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  Speaker 6: screams like yells ah and yells alien.
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  Speaker 1: And takes off.
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  Speaker 6: And I don't know if it was racist or if
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  Speaker 6: she was just like looking at me like I was
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  Speaker 6: like the shrike or something, but she took off running, and.
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  Speaker 1: One of the employees was coming to work.
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  Speaker 6: He goes, Dude, I just got hit by some bitch
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  Speaker 6: running across the street and I described her who she
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  Speaker 6: was and he's like, yeah, I was like, oh, that
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  Speaker 6: bitch was on drugs.
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  Speaker 1: She just took off running. Like.
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  Speaker 6: You get all kinds of shit like that, but sometimes
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  Speaker 6: you'll get domestic violence, where like somebody's fighting at the bar,
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  Speaker 6: and you don't want to have that at the.
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  Speaker 1: Bar because it's just, you know, it's it.
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  Speaker 5: Makes everybody like getting physical. They're just talking shit.
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  Speaker 6: Oh Like it's usually like homegirls talking to mass shit
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  Speaker 6: to homeboy and he's just like quiet, and then he
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  Speaker 6: just has enough and then blows up and then it's
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  Speaker 6: like a yelling match between the two of them, or
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: it's yeah, or it's or it's you know, you know,
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  Speaker 6: he picked up the phone at the wrong time, and
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  Speaker 6: you know, why are you talking to that bitch?
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  Speaker 1: Whatever.
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  Speaker 6: It's just it's it's always one person's mad, the other
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  Speaker 6: one thinks they're okay, and at the end of the
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  Speaker 6: day they're gonna fight. And I'm just like, you know,
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  Speaker 6: it feels like being a babysitter. I'm like, guys, whatever
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  Speaker 6: it is you guys got break up happen outside?
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  Speaker 1: You Ever had somebody ever break somebody's window. I mean
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  Speaker 1: I I've had girls come up.
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  Speaker 6: I've had girls come up to me and be like, hey,
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  Speaker 6: I don't feel comfortable going home with this guy.
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  Speaker 1: How you handle that?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, you try to help him out as much
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  Speaker 6: as you can, and without trying without getting involved, Like okay,
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  Speaker 6: no problem, I understand.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 6: We try to take it, you know, we try to
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  Speaker 6: separate them. I had one one situation where there was
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: a first date and yeah, like like apparently they met
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  Speaker 6: on thinder and homeboy was already like a little yacked
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  Speaker 6: out and he was like just not having a good
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  Speaker 6: night and homegirl was just like, look, I just met him.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know him that well. Seems weird. I don't
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  Speaker 6: want him to know where I live, and I just like,
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  Speaker 6: wait here until he leaves. And I'm like, fuck yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go kick him out right now. And I
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  Speaker 6: just went out and say, hey, bro, you gotta go
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  Speaker 6: like you're you're being disorderly, you're obviously intoxicated with something.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get the fuck out of here.
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  Speaker 6: And he hung out out front and was like, well,
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  Speaker 6: I'm waiting for a girl. I was like oh, and
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  Speaker 6: I was like, all right, whatever, bro, but like she's
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  Speaker 6: not coming out. It's like, ah no, I'm waiting for
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  Speaker 6: my girl, and they would like try to walk in.
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  Speaker 3: That was gonna happen. I was like, that fool hasn't
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  Speaker 3: had pussy in a long time. His first day. He
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  Speaker 3: gonna wait right here till she comes out.
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  Speaker 6: And it got to a point where I'm just like, look, dude,
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  Speaker 6: she told me she's not going home with you. You
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  Speaker 6: need to take off. If not, I'm gonna have to
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 6: get law enforcement involved. And that usually like scares them
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  Speaker 6: off because it's like, why you're gonna go to get
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  Speaker 6: arrested over some pussy. But you know there's that I mean,
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  Speaker 6: I there was one instance where I thought that there
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 6: was a domestic violence, but it wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: It was just them both like there were yeah, there
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: were role playing. They were pretending there were strangers at
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: the fucking bar.
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  Speaker 6: It was bar and and the thing is is like
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 6: we're surrounded by hotels. We're surrounded by hotels, like that
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: ship happens. You know, some random businessman is meeting up
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  Speaker 6: with a girlfriend and you know they're doing the little
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 6: thing whatever. No, like he grabbed her by the arm
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 6: and I was like, hey, bro, like you don't know
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: this woman, Like what the yeah, and it was just
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: like and she was like later on was like no,
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  Speaker 6: he's my lover.
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  Speaker 1: It's totally fine. It's kind of a thing we do.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: And blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, fuck, just you know, you know,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: warm me. I don't want I don't want to, like what.
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  Speaker 1: Do you warm me to? Security? Yeah, like do something
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  Speaker 1: like give me some in like real quickly, Like no,
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  Speaker 1: it's cool. The harassed bitch. My lady.
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  Speaker 2: Tell you what if the dude would have been like
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: and then this would have been like dude, yeah, like yeah,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: like just.
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  Speaker 5: So you know, we're influencers, so we're going to do
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  Speaker 5: this thing, all right.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, exactly, Like sometimes it's that like a lot
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  Speaker 6: of times it's that kind of ship, like you never
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  Speaker 6: know who you're dealing.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: With, and I is it a skid or is it
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: not a skip?
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  Speaker 6: Because nowadays these influencers kids are just doing things for
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  Speaker 6: lights and stuff. I mean some of these motherfuckers are
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: getting shot for bullshit.
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  Speaker 4: And the thing that's security is you have to get involved. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: the average person, I would recommend you don't get involved.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 6: And remember anything American, anything that happens on properties our liability.
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  Speaker 6: So we're we're here to keep everybody safe, you know,
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  Speaker 6: the comics, Uh, the staff and the patrons. You know,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 6: like if if if a girl comes up to me
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  Speaker 6: and says, hey, this dude's acting weird, all right, we're
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: gonna keep an eye.
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  Speaker 1: On them, and we're going to make sure that you
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: feel safe.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: Has a drink ever been thrown to the comedian on
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: stage or the act on stage? Has there any been
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: ship like that that you've heard of or seen?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, there there has been. I mean, I.
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  Speaker 6: Mean there's always there's always that potential for sure, but
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 6: when you once you pay for the pricing.
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  Speaker 1: At the drinks, you don't want to throw that ship.
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  Speaker 6: Probably you might throw some ice, you know, but other
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 6: than that, You're you're probably not gonna throw much.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: We serve a lot of things in plastic cups. Remember
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: when chased chase that guy into the bathroom. Oh man,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: that must have been a long time ago.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think back, which no, no, you gotta
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  Speaker 2: refresh my memory.
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  Speaker 3: So Sam was like a year dog, give us a year.
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  Speaker 3: It was, but it was a comedy store. It was
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: a comedy chaos show. And Sam was like beefing with
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: some other comic and Sam said, no phones, and it
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: was just like his special guy went up there and
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: like recorded and was like literally jumped off stage. Man
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: chased his fool into the girls. Yeah, no, no, it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't a special it was I don't know what it was.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: But Sam said, no recording at this or something like this,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: and this guy did it, but it was he knew
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: he got sent by like some hater ship and he
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: just ended up in the bathroom. And like Sam was like,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: like the cops aren't calling ship because Sam that kid's phone.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I mean there's some crazy stories in history.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 6: I mean Sam Kennison shot up the belly room sign.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, at the comedy store signed the one that's
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 6: as soon as you walk down that sidewalk away. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: where it says the belly room, the big what I
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 6: call it the biggest ring light in La because girls
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  Speaker 6: love taking pictures in that corner. But in the backside
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  Speaker 6: there's still a hole where he shot it.
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  Speaker 2: And why, Yeah, I think he was like, I think
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: he was on a sick one, because that's what everybody
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: says that he was.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: He was the guy, the guy the party with.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, the stories are legendary, you know, there's crazy
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 6: stories like that. I mean, there's a story about the
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: guy who jumped off the hotel next.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: To him, somebody who jumped off the hotel. Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: used to be.
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  Speaker 6: Called the Continental, I remember correctly. And uhere he goes,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: I think, try to showcase. They didn't pass him and
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: told me he wasn't funny. Then he rode a manifesto
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 6: and then he like went to the top of the hotel.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 6: He tried to jump into the parking lot of the
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 6: comedy store but missed.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: It's a long job. It's yeah, at a long jump.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: He wasn't good. He wasn't good at jokes, and he
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: wasn't good at geometry. Yeah, geometry. Geometry shapes so I
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: know what you're saying about. I'm sure. I'm sure he's
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: been to it. I don't remember he participated in it.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Have you been to the Comedy Store Christmas Party?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty tight. I went to the one when
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: when we used to go to it. It was so much fun.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: You found the story like I jumped off the roofs
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Steve Luber can, Yeah, he's on the jump. Yes, yeah,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: that's yeah, that's a wild story. I mean.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: One of my favorite TV shows that I uh that's
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 6: on Showtime is I'm Dying up Here, which was loosely
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 6: based on some of the history of the Comedy Store
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: and kind of like the era and how life was
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: as a comedian back then. And on top of that,
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: a lot of the cast members were Comedy Store comics.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 6: Andrew Centino stars in it, Eric Griffin's in it, Joey
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 6: Diaz pops in a few of the other comics that
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: were around there popping it.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: It's it's a really great show. That show if you
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: ever looking to see what the store was like back
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: then or what the vibe was from comedy. But yeah, man,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: it's uh.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 6: When it comes to like situations like that with with
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 6: domestic I hate to say it, but I hate getting
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: myself involved because because ninety percent of the time you
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: split them up and you try to protect.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: Homegirl from getting back together.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: Well not even bro like you, like homeboy will get
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 6: all rowdy and try to smack you up, and you've
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 6: got to fight back, and then Homegirl will jump in
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: and try to smack you up too, and then you
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 6: get double teams. And then now, for whatever reason, they
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: have a they have the same enemy, They've now teamed
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 6: up and now I can hit my yeah, exactly, Like
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 6: that's some bullshit. Like I always ask, are you okay?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 6: Do I need an intervene? And if I do, then
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: I do. And I take that very seriously. But you
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 6: know there's people out.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: There who are like, no, leave me alone.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 6: It's like all right, you know, And I have those
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 6: the buzzball chicks. Like if you're if you're getting sucked
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 6: up on buzzballs, you probably been through some domestic violence.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: Shit. Yeah, buzz albums.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: You know, there's two kinds of buzzballs too, Bro. They
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: have the ones that are made with wine and then
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: the ones are actually damn dah.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: It's great. Like there's one laquer and the actual and
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: they don't tell you. Yeah, it's on the label.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: They both look the same, but people don't know the
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: one foods that Laker store the liquor. Let's get into
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: these super chats. Ray out to everybody who is super
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: chatting right now.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, one cool question. How much has the store changed
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: from before covid Now it's a whole different thing.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say it's a whole different thing. There's been
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: a few changes. I mean, we we've adapted with the times.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: You know, they record a lot more of the sets.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: Social media is off the chain now. I have noticed
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: that there has been a lot more.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 6: I mean this year alone we had Netflix was one
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 6: of the best festivals I got to be a part of.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 6: I mean some of the greatest comedians. I mean, we
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 6: have that night it wasn't even the festival. Was the
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 6: night before the festival, which was crazy when Kanye showed
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 6: up with Dave Chappelle and Shane Gillis.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: That was when Kanye pulled up doctor. That's nuts. Yeah,
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: it's so whenever whenever.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 6: Like those type of high profiles show up, like they
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 6: usually show up with their own security. We just touched
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 6: base with them, let them know who we are, we
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 6: know that they're there.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: We let them do there and within within the rule house,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: of course, but.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 6: More often than not, it's very friendly and it's nice,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: you know, like yeah, like I when Dave shows up,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 6: he shows up with his own guys, which is great.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 6: You know, THEO shows up, he's got his guys. It's
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 6: really nice.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Do you guys? Been the rules a little bit on
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: the who can park?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: You can park at the Comedy Store because it's only
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: fucking it's you guys know who that is.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: I can tell you that I have no say over that.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: I know you don't, but I'm saying a little bit
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: and I don't blame you guys. It's only paid regular
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: paid regulars on they say that. Now they don't say that,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: but it's it's what's the rule?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 6: So so like the rule is the parking's for paid
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 6: regulars because it's a very limited amount of space and
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 6: we usually have about twenty to thirty comics every night
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 6: and they're there to work. So you know, we have
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 6: the door guy who's going to move the cars around
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 6: and make sure that everybody goes around. And a lot
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 6: of times these comics who come in, they have sets
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 6: other places as well, because they're only in there for
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 6: thirty minutes and then they take off to the improv
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 6: or the factory or whatever, and sometimes they come back,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: you know. But if you have somebody who shows up,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 6: I mean Corey Feldman showed up the other day, we
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 6: had space. You know, he's a nice guy. Sometimes celebrities
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 6: show up, you know, I don't or or Nick Diaz
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 6: showed up the other night. You know, if he would
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: have had a car, I'm sure we would have made space.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 6: But he showed up in an uber. Super nice guy
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 6: shows up with with his buddies. They roll six deep,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 6: and every single one of them just the sweetest guys around.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 6: You know, they're very cordial, they're very respectful, they're they're
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 6: to laugh, to have a drink. You know, it's all good.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: But yeah, when we have big time celebrities, like yeah,
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: we just looky. You know, where do you guys want
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 6: to be?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: All right? Cool?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: Let's you know, mi casa sukasa. Just you know, that's
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: how it is.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: How many celebrities pull up that you don't know who
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: they are, and they're like, sorry, dog.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 6: I have had a few times where people are like
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 6: google me and I'm just like, I'm not going to
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: google you. I don't know right off the river, you know,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 6: especially now with the influencer culture, there's a lot of
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 6: people that a lot of people know. You know, there's
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 6: plenty of people who have hundreds of thousands of followers,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 6: but they're not in my stratosphere because they're not in
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 6: any of the industries that I'm interested in, you know, like,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 6: for instance, comedians. I respect every single comedian that I meet.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 6: I find that the art is very beautiful, and I
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 6: love seeing masters of crafts, but I don't get starstruck.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 6: Versus I'm a huge fan of motorsports. I'm a huge
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 6: fan of car culture. I get crazy when I meet
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 6: a car builder, you know, I get crazy when I
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: meet people of the industry. When it came to comedians,
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 6: I think the only one that I really got excited
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 6: for was Jay Leno, and that was because he would
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 6: show up in these really cool cars, Like he shows
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: up now in this electric motorcycle that is like an
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 6: electric Ducati, and it's super slick, and you don't even
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 6: hear the dude come through, Like he's super smooth, and
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 6: he's in a suit looking like a gentleman. He's got
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 6: his helmet on.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: And dudes like, I don't know, I still got the hair.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I still got the hair. Do He's got the
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: hair and the chin. I don't know how old he is,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: but dude, he comes in looking like a silver fox.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: Bro him. Probably the chin's the windbreaker, bro, that's how
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: aero dynamic. Quick quick question for super chats.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: What's obviously you're fucking around comics all day? Have you
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: ever thought about actually going up on stage and being like,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: let me get five minutes?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: You have to, I mean you're riding here and there.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 6: Yes, Like you know, I have recently started writing things
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 6: down just as an exercise to quiet, just to quiet
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 6: the mind, you know, because I'm around so many people
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 6: and I have so many different conversations all the time,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 6: certain things and certain phrases pop up into my head.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 6: You know, Like I met a cowboy on a motorcycle
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 6: ride and he told me the coldest shit ever. He goes,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 6: You know, son, you know why you buy a bucket
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 6: of beer and never just a beer by itself? And
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 6: I go, why, sir, he goes, there's been the good
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 6: times over. At least you'll have a bucket of pissing,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 6: and it just went on them with this beer, you
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 6: know what I mean. Like, like I sometimes that shit
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 6: will get to you at the right moment and it
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 6: just won't let you, like let it go. So I
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 6: just got to write it down in terms of like
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 6: joke riding and getting up on stand up.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: I see it every day. You know.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 6: It's kind of like being a superstar basketball player, Like, yeah,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 6: I would love to dunk, but I never really put
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 6: thought into it. I might eventually, you know, I have
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 6: plenty of support. I know a lot of the comedians
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 6: I've talked to at you know, just joking, he was like, hey, man,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 6: let me get some stage on and they'll be like, really,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 6: you want five minutes? I got you, no problem. I'm like, no, no, dude,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 6: I'm fucking with you. But like I know that the
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 6: support is there, and you know, I think that once
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 6: I get a little bit more you know, joke writing understanding,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 6: you know, I want to understand the art from a
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 6: different perspective. But yeah, people tell me, yeah, just get
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 6: up there and just say shit, dude, you don't see
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 6: what happens, you know.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: I think that's like the best approach man, Like, yeah,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: especially you're respecting it so much.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: That's like the best thing I will say.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 6: I had a standing innovation this morning. I mean, it's
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 6: what time is it now, Like it's like ten of
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 6: the morning. I came straight here from the club, like
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 6: I didn't sleep tonight. And last night there was it
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 6: was open mic night, and there was a there was
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 6: a lady who was in the front seat on the front.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: Road just just gap in the yap and yap and
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: they go, hey, can we get security to the bout?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no problem.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 6: I run up there and it felt like a movie
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 6: because like the time was perfect, you know.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: I walk in and Frank.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 6: Casteele, who's the host of the setup of the set
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 6: of the night, goes, oh, no, no, no, we're good. Ruby
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 6: were good. And he looks at he goes, ma'am, you're good.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 6: He's good. Ruby's good and.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: He goes, uh, ma'am.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 6: I don't know if you know this, but the door
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 6: guy Cameron has never told the hot girl to shut
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 6: the fuck up. But Ruby here has told plenty of
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 6: hot chicks to shut the fuck up. So if you
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 6: don't mind, you may have to just tone it down,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 6: because I don't want Ruby to tell you to shut
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 6: the fuck up. So and everybody starts clapping, and I'm like,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 6: what the fuck is this shit? Like, I can see
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 6: how addictive this shit is, you know what I mean.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 6: And I walked out of the room and she started
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 6: yapping again, so naturally I run back in the room
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 6: and I.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: Yell, hey, lady, shut the fuck.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 6: Up, and everybody just burst it out, laughing, and I
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 6: walked out of the room like nothing happened. And it just,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 6: like Frank tells me, Yeah, the rest of the night,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 6: she was quiet, you know, like like she she understood
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 6: the bit, and you know, everybody else laughed. It was
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 6: a good time, and it was it was just a
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 6: fun moment, and I can see how.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: How that can be addictive, you know.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: And as Yeah, you know, I see you guys as
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: kind of like airbenders.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 6: You guys know how to manipulate crowds and emotions, you know,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 6: which is really nice.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: You know. I get to see how comics do that
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: every night. You know. One of my favorites is Harlan Williams.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 6: That guy can literally just walk into any room and
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 6: just walk him like walk hisself out of any situation.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 6: Like the way he just looks at somebody goes, excuse me,
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 6: miss if you could just turn around because I don't
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 6: like her face, and then people just burst out laughing,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 6: Like he's one of those comics you just love.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: I mean Jay Larson.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 6: I get to see him do his storytelling, one of
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 6: the I think one of the best storytellers right now,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 6: got a great bit right now.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: That he's working on, and I love hearing it every
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: single time.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: Like you get to see like all the like all
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: the It's like it's like kind of like seeing here,
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 2: like I see all the famous stoners coming. Yeah, you
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: get to see the behind the scenes, you see.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 6: You get to see it grow, you know, you get
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 6: it's like it's like watching a plank grow. You know,
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 6: you see how it starts and it grows and grows.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 6: Right now, one of my favorite comedians that comes around
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 6: a lot is Sebastian Melscalco.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a killer last night? Oh man,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: what a killer.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you were on this on the lineup with him
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 6: last night, and dude, his jokes just hit every single time.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 6: Like there hasn't been a room that I haven't been in.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 6: It doesn't matter how many people it can be. It
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 6: could be a full room, half room, a courtroom that
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 6: everybody's laughing.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: You know, we have a lot of superchats, right ry,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 2: I've been seeing the motherfuckers come in. I don't want
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: to go overtime, so let's get let's run through them,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: because we do have two raffles at the end of
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: at the end of the.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know what we'rerapp but I've been seeing them
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: come through, all right.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: First one, Browsie gives us the your number one.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Browsie, appreciate the superchat.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 5: Next one, Gas gives us the hype.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Good luck on the raffle.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 5: Hollywood terp Hogan, same tune.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 2: And gon Gito, you're in the shit too, so don't
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: think that just because you're not.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: If you read it off for ready, we're not going
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: to get into it. Yeah, we already did it.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: Speed Many, I mean speed Manion, same tube.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: Same team, baby, same team dog.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: Did you get men? It's the painter?
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, about to shake out. No, you know what,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: actually we did it. Oh the sears towers that used
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: to paint the walls. Okay, yeah, next one.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 5: Put him in. Chris sends us a super Chat thank you,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: and then he sends us another super Chat saying, ask
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: Rojas his beef with Waymo at the comedy store.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Oh man, yeah, fuck Waymo. Dog was someone I thought
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: there was an Asian or someone.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 6: Called let me let me tell you something. I've never
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: had to scuore up with a car before. And I've
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 6: and I've been a mechanic for a very long time.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 6: I've worked on cars on my life. I've never had
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 6: the squirrel lup with a car. And uh, I got
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 6: a clip on my Instagram about one. But there was
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 6: a time where the way Mo software, the navigation software
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 6: saw the driveway in the parking lot as a public
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 6: access road and it would get stuck in there because
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 6: the cars are stacked up so and it freaks out
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 6: and it freaks out and then like some like Filipino
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 6: in Manila has to take over and like drive it
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 6: out of there, but it takes forever, and so I
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 6: would end up having to stand in the driveway and
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 6: just have this like Mexican standoff with this fucking weymo
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 6: and it would look like I'm fucking doing a total
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 6: with this white, big ass fucking car.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: But it got to a point where.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: I would never hit a car though it never hit
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: me and never hit a car, but I sent I
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 2: sent a complaint to WEIMO and set emails.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: They ended up getting in contact with the store and
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: we told them.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 6: Hey, this is not a public access road like your
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 6: vehicles are sucking it up. It's a security risk because
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 6: we have, you know, things back here. I mean I
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 6: don't know about all that, but I was hoping I
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 6: get hit by one because I wouldn't mind getting a
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 6: nice paycheck.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: I mean I could use a vacation.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: You can contact Gabriel Sippuaa Sanchez.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah but yeah, you know, but yeah, way moo, bro
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: taking our jobs.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: Here you go, dog, you got down to the way
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: more thing. What's the next one? Ring?
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 5: Brody sense it's a super chat. Thank you Brody, Thank you.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 5: Brody comes back. Y'all make my mornings that work so
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 5: much better. We don't get high. I work the same hashtags, same.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: Two right baby.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: I used to get faded when I used to be
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: a server. That's like the perfect job. I hope he's
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: not like, you know, like Homer, like a nuclear fucking
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: nuclear safety like something extremely like I'd be like, wait
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: to your break food.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 5: Next one. When I was little, my grandma bought us
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 5: a haunted toy from La Segunda. It was those toys
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 5: that fight and have a button in the middle and
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 5: fall off. How was it haunted?
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know what, I gotta hunt a s with
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 6: a doll. I had a roommate once that motherfucker did
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 6: a He was a photographer and he did a photography.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 6: He did a photographer set for like these really lifelike
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 6: American dolls or whatever some ship but they look like
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 6: the annivil doll. And this motherfucker knew I was scared
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 6: of that ship and snuck into my room and in
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 6: the middle of the night I woke up to take
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 6: a piss and I wake up and sitting right in
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 6: front of my doors this fucking doll. And I yell
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 6: out because I don't know what the fuck this is.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 6: They scream out, and I was ready to kick his ass.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 6: Oh man, Aaron, he still remembers that story. He knows
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 6: that story very well.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, scared, I don't. I don't take secondhand toys after that.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, certain stuff like second hand toys, religious items, jewelry.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: Due they say never wear dead man's boots. I wear
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: a dead man's ring though, I was like, shit, and
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: I'll drive dead man's car. Yeah, I don't get fucks.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: He ain't get shot in it. I don't even give fuck.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: I'll drive if someone gives I'll drive two box car
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: every single day. To drive two box car daily.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: That he wasn't wearing.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 5: I'll drive JFK's motor case.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 6: You know what's crazy. If you guys ever have a
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 6: chance to the Peterson Museum, they have a lot of recently,
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to go. Yeah, they I want to say,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 6: they have possession of Saddam Hussein's limousine and and the popemobile,
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 6: and I think they're parked right next to each other.
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  Speaker 6: It's real crazy. You know, you got the most evil
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 6: person with the most good person. You know, it's crazy.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 7: Well, the Pope's not all, you know, the next one,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 7: the third nitty that day, don't don't don't, don't stop me,
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 7: next one, they would scream.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: Though.
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  Speaker 5: Later that night, while they while we slept, they went off.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 5: My parents then took the batteries out and they still
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 5: went off.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: Damn yea at that point, break the toy. That just
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: sounds possessed. Bro.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you did say it was haunted the Bradness twenty ten.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 5: I was at the comedy store at four am with
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: only four other people in there on a sick one.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 5: No ghosts, but I will always remember that night.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: I've never stayed that late, but I've stayed there till
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: about three, when they're like done cleaning and they're like,
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: all right, for we let you hang out.
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  Speaker 1: I've been there till like three, and then we went
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: to the body. Yeah. Thanks one. That's the strip club
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  Speaker 1: for everybody asking its full nude.
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  Speaker 2: No for the Yeah, that's the full nude, it says,
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: so girls, next one.
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  Speaker 5: Next one, Bradness, good rich mega BOMBASO to start this
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  Speaker 5: four day weekend.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: It's a four day weekend.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: I have no idea.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: It's August Labor Day weekend. Let's say.
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  Speaker 3: Ever since I stopped going to school, I don't know.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: I forget what date is three? Since great three you
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  Speaker 3: don't know what that is. I know it was the
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  Speaker 3: first one school I dropped off my nephew.
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  Speaker 1: This. I was gonna say, yeah, there's no way, it's
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: all school. Just got back to school, got back.
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  Speaker 2: No, right, I guess this has sorry for we take
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: a bomb postle next one.
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  Speaker 1: He called it sick Mega boom pole. That's a Hollywood right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Tino Santo's fire. We don't smoke the same fire.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 5: Shout out to the table. Also shout out to the
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 5: piano at the comedy store piano seeing all the lines.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: Life is like Onion.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: Is like onion. I love that you. Oh man, that's crazy. Yeah,
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: there's a there's a mirror piano on the legend.
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  Speaker 2: Has it that that's what Richard Prior used to do
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  Speaker 2: his own extra blow on that. Extracurricular activities.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, I've done extracurricular activities on that.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 5: Next one from Texas Chainsaw Marla smoke, break on, break save.
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  Speaker 2: Two, Same tune baby, same team, Dog appreciate you and
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: Cush g need that cypress Funky toss the nitty papers. Yeah,
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: these are actually really good papers.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: Your tripping, your tripping, bro, and you meant tossed them.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: He wants them in the bank.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: You're still gonna get him anyways, if you were good.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: Trust me.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 5: There one Chris Solomos ask about Rubens bef with way moo.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 5: He talked about it, Nicholas hashtags, same tube baby, Oh,
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  Speaker 5: this next one's pretty Albert McFly x to the six
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  Speaker 5: one seven.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: You dog, I'm the one who created that term. You
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: guys are using it against me, fuckers.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, think about it, the letters of the alphabet
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: on the phone here on YouTube. Oh yeah, So whenever
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 3: I be like stopping a six and seven, dogs know
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: exactly what I'm talking about. It works like I wanted
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: to be like fetch, I'm not to go from ingirls.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 3: I wanted to stick and I wanted to people know
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: that I made it. X.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: You want to be a mean girl, dude for real?
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: Damn bro, the way the way you're acting about it
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: is such a six one seven behavior, Someone's gonna end
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: up using it. I'm like, no, I fucking I'm the
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: one who thought about it.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 5: It would be a six?
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: What's the next one?
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 5: Next one? Tino Sanso Santo Census the coin? Thank you, dog,
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 5: Gilbert Bartida, thank you for the super chat. Rodrigo Polanco.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 5: What's the most force you've used as security?
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: Self defense? I mean just self defense.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 6: I mean it's always been like somebody punching you. You
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 6: want to restrain them. You want to make sure you
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 6: control the situation. You know, I try to fall back
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 6: on Judo. It's really easy to throw somebody when you're
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 6: as big as I am. For those of you who
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 6: can't see me, three hundred twenty pounds, oh they see you.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 6: There a three hundred and twenty pounds of nothing but
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 6: poodle masisol sumo, And uh yeah, it's it's really easy
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 6: to be able to just, you know, throw somebody on
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 6: the ground and just hold them there.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: And at the end of the day, I don't want
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: to hurt anybody.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 6: Nobody gets incentivized to fight. Nobody ever wins in a fight,
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 6: and then you have to deal with all the ramifications
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 6: afterwards and the consequences. But I've gotten into bar fights.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 6: I mean one of the craziest ones was like a
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 6: ten men brawl at the Saddle Ranch.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: And that one, yeah, that was. That one was a
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: fun one.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 6: That one felt like a real roadhouse moment and bartenders
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 6: got into it with us and and what do you
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 6: call it against these guys and.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: It's like waffle house like when you see yeah, yeah
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: it was, it was. It was like it was a
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: waffle house moment for sure. But that night at the
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: store when uh, Dean fought, when they walked out and
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: you came back and asked me, Yeah, mushrooms that I
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: did this pod eight mushrooms came to the store and
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: then I got to see them.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: So yeah, he talks about it, like saying it was
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 3: one of the best nights.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 2: He was like, it was such a great So here's
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 2: the crazy thing, like, like I saw these two guys
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 2: walk out of the club and go off into it
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: never to see again, right, and.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: Then two men leave, one man returns.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 6: You know, it just as like everything Okay, He's like, yep, okay,
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 6: didn't see him anything off or on or anything. But
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 6: I realized, oh, one of them didn't come back.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: Friends hyre sometimes I got quick comedy. Yeah, I think
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: I've seen him.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 6: Around somewhere, but he's not doing anything comedy related. But yeah, yeah,
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 6: I mean we there's definitely force that has been used
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 6: in my in my history. Uh, it's not it's not
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 6: something I like to do because it hurts. I mean
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 6: my hands literally crap, what the fuck like some Bruce
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 6: Lee ship bro.
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 2: Only my only my left hand does that. Yeah, I'll
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: have Savador, have Max. It's all it's crazy.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, my grandma, My grandma has it too, because you'd.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: Be doing I'll tell you right now, is not far
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: from all right, it really is, it really is.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah me, next one, right, never deadly.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 5: But yes, I've had to use force Benja glad. I
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 5: turned in today, just got back in security.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: Nice. They safe their brothers, they safe use the judo.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 5: Next one, man, it's the painter, Jeremy, James and Richard
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 5: from top Gear.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: Oh damn, which one was Jeremy? Which one's Richard? You
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 1: guys know what you guys know what top gear? Top Gear? Yeah,
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: it's where the review cars.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: And I don't know the guys, the whole British, British.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: With the red necks, with the motorcycle and that the
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: building cars about the X.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 2: Ja's a Richard, you're the fool who crashes everything the cars.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then Nitty is the boring one. So you're
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 6: like James, and then you're you're Jeremy because.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: The main guy. Now I gotta I'm gonna check out
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: an episode.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 5: Just that show was amazing, dog all right, Jeremy Clarkson
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 5: got fired from that thing and for socking up his producer.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: Let's react to one Let's react to one episode, dude. Yeah,
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: let's react to one episode and then upload that Shyeah.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: Great, episode. Great guys, Great guys.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 5: Next one, it's me, Jose or Jos Any stories dealing
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 5: with shitty celebs or comics.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, dude, Celebrities are people, so when they
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 6: get drunk and fucked up, sometimes their personalities come out.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to think of one that I had that
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 6: was bad. No, actually, here's here's a funny one. Me
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 6: and me and Kurt Metzker got into it.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: Oh we got into with Kurt. Yeah, I got into
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: it with Kurt Metzka, big Dopfels.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 6: I didn't know him. Shit, he didn't pay my bills.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 6: I wasn't sleeping with him, so I didn't know who
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 6: the fuck he was at the time. Uh, he's a comic.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: He's a comic. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 6: I think one of his one of his one of
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 6: his credits is he was a writer for Sasha Baron
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 6: Cohen and stuff like that. So like somebody in the industry,
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 6: somebody in the industry that is known. But I didn't
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 6: know him, and I was pretty fresh on the scene,
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 6: and all I did was asking for his I D.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: And you know, he didn't have his ID.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 6: And he told me, well, I'm gonna have your job
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 6: for this, and I told, well, here's my walkie talking.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 6: You can have my fucking job if you want it,
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 6: but you're not gonna disrespect me. Brian Moses gran from
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 6: the original room to come and break us up, and
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 6: uh yeah, so I mean, yes, that's right, though, stand
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 6: your ground, don't funk that. I mean, look, I've always
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 6: been the of the school of thought that you know,
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 6: you'd be nice to everybody because you don't know who
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 6: the fuck you're dealing with. And I was not rude
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 6: to that man whatsoever. And you know, and at the
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 6: end of the day, like I could have on somebody
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 6: to vouch for him, if you know, if we would
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 6: have gone down that route, be like, hey, can I
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 6: you know, there's probably somebody who knows me. But you
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 6: don't just blow up on somebody like And that's another
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 6: thing about people at the doors. I hate when people
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 6: come up and they don't have their ID and they're
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 6: like twenty three twenty four and you give me shitty.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: Attitude, like get the fuck out of here, you know
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: what I mean?
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 5: All right, what about somebody who's dealing with security, who
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 5: where the security is being an asshole tonight? Do you
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 5: tell customers or bargoersthing like that.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 6: I mean that comes down to leadership. I mean I
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 6: like to be I like to tell all my staff
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 6: and everybody around me that, look, you never know who
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 6: you're talking to, and you never know who might help
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 6: you out in the future. Be nice to everybody you
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 6: know there was There are nights where I will meet
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 6: I'll meet the owners of restaurants and they'll be like, hey,
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 6: you were such a great person and you were so hospitable.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 6: I would love to have you at my restaurant. Come
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 6: by any time and we'll take care of you. Or
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 6: they'll invite me to their bar. They're like, hey, next
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 6: time you come, there's a bar at our are for you.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 6: And the thing is is that there are a lot
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 6: of bars that you can go to and people the
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 6: security are their's shit not. There's a lot of people
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 6: who are licensed in the state, let alone in the
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 6: country to do this job, and some places don't require it,
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 6: and there's a lot of people who don't take it seriously.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 6: I like to think that I take my job seriously
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 6: in the sense that my decisions and how I react
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 6: to certain situations can potentially be life or death, you know.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 6: And luckily I've never had to have that happen for me.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 6: But I also think that I like to build an
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 6: environment this hospitable. I mean, the Comedy Store for me
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 6: is home. And I want everybody to have a good time,
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 6: you know, And I want everybody to have that magic moment,
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 6: you know, that where I go, Hey, I saw this
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 6: comic and it became this, you know, it became something
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 6: to get to talk about and write home about. And
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 6: the only way you're going to do that is by
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 6: being welcoming, being friendly, you know. Patrick Swayze puts it,
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 6: best be nice until I tell you not to be nice,
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 6: you know, And that's it.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: You know. It's as simplest as it gets.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 5: He's be nice to ext tell you, not one of
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 5: the locals. Yo appreciate the stories being told. He got
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 5: a lot of them. Definitely got some wisdom to and E.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 5: Can we get the phone line up again?
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 2: Fortifies Yeah, I'm gonna get the headphones over the weekend.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna get that everybody has a set of headphone.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: That's the only way we're gonna take calls. So you better,
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: you guys better.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 5: We gotta buy some more equipment. People can have it,
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 5: so thank you for those. Hey, thanks shout out to
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 5: the patreon yesterday.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah for the live stream. Yeh, salute to everybody who
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 2: toned in yesterday was comebacks. It is trying to do
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: that at least a couple more times to make the
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: Patreon worth it.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: Next one, next one.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 5: DJ bos Nitty papers are the best. Hey, Chrys, so
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 5: Lomos ask about blacking out at saddle Ranch on his birthday.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 6: Now I know who's Oh you got one of your homeies. Damn,
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna have a conversation with him.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: Can we hear about this one though?
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, shout out to Chris. Shout out to Chris almost. No, no, no, no,
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 6: I never get on the ball. Let me tell you something.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 6: Shout out to Chris almost. He Actually he's the one
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 6: who took me to saddle Wrench for my birthday twenty
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 6: first birthday and uh we get there and saddle Wrench
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 6: is infamous for giving out i os motherfuckers in a picture. Yeah,
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 6: like like like a craft bro like like Denny's, Like like.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: Like drink it has like five different niggers in one,
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 2: but like you're supposed to get one cocktail. It's like
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: a long Island. It's like a different version of another
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: Alley Waters. It's another one of those drinks.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 6: Basically, they grab a bunch of well drinks, well alcohol,
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 6: and they mix it in together and they put a
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 6: bunch of like fruit.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: It's it's palatable. You could, you could, you could whiff
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: it down.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 6: But it was my twenty first birthday and my homeboy
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 6: takes me out, you know, he's flipping the bill and
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 6: he's just feeding me drink after drink. I think I
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 6: had I think I had must. I had like four pictures.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean I'm a big dude dog.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 6: I mean you know that. So I'm built like a
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 6: diesel truck.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 1: Brother. You know, I got a sixteen gallon tank, you know.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: But it's it's but like then and then we saw
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: like these girls next to us who are also celebrating,
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 2: but they got like a Martini glass, one of those
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 2: giant cotton candy Martini glasses, and they had to think
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 2: of alcohol and they're like, do you guys want this?
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: And homeboys like, yeah, it's his birthday, and like, oh,
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: I got a turn birthday. So now I got these
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: girls like beating me.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 6: Fucking Martini mixed bullshit into my mouth and it's yeah,
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 6: I it was way too much. I had to call
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 6: in sick to work the next day. I was working
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 6: at the airport, you know, so there was probably a
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 6: couple of delays. But yeah, do you stay there? No, No,
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 6: I was ground support. I was I was loading the bags.
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 1: Bro. Yeah, I was a little dude that was out
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: there in the middle of the tarmac. This ship. You know,
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 1: I like this. I was like, you guys, actually throw
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 1: my luggage around like it ain't ship. Yeah. No, I'm
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 1: not gonna lie. Best. The best advice I.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 6: Can give you, as somebody who used to work at
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 6: the airport, buy good luggage and buy locks.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 2: So my dad's an airline lodger, and that fucking tells me.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, make sure you fucking get invested in
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 2: good luggage. Yeah, we got one more rivery last one.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, we do. And then we'll do the Raffle.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 5: And Jonathan, same team all the way from Eugene, Oregon.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 5: Longtime listener.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 1: Hey salute to him.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I was the one that we
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  Speaker 2: met at the post pizza, but hey, by the way,
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  Speaker 2: we are gonna end the year with a bang.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 2: It's like ahead of time. But we're working on probably
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  Speaker 2: like we're gonna do it big at the end of
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  Speaker 2: the year, something for the holidays at the Comedy Store.
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  Speaker 2: So we're already working on it. You guys, we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: sell out the main room again. You're gonna get a
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  Speaker 2: fire ass fucking lineup. Maybe a guest performance by somebody
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  Speaker 2: that I know here, you know what I mean, maybe Dog,
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  Speaker 2: You just never know, Dog.
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  Speaker 1: That would be fucking sick. Dog. I mean, hey, he's
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  Speaker 1: not the only one that could Perford Dog Bro. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't say anything. You know, if he's busy, can hit
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  Speaker 1: up the Omello man as.
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  Speaker 3: I was talking about browsies, browsies maybe Daddy.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's go ahead and pick. Uh, let's let's
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and pick a winner, I.
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  Speaker 2: Mean, perform Alright, let's go ahead and pick Let's go
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  Speaker 2: ahead and pick the two winners.
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  Speaker 1: Of the morning show. So first care package is going
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  Speaker 1: to go to.
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  Speaker 3: And Winter Winter Baby Chris almost one five nine four,
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  Speaker 3: Chris almost one five nine.
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  Speaker 2: Four, And that's her boy, I think, so a long
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  Speaker 2: time listener from now on.
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  Speaker 1: Player about to get gifted up. Yeah, Dog, send me
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  Speaker 1: your fucking information. Dog for every who thinks this ship's raped.
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  Speaker 1: It's sucking. Not know. By the way, I hurt soone,
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  Speaker 1: so I just like to fit out what am I doing? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's spinning. It's spinning.
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  Speaker 6: I mean it's a It's definitely random, and the next.
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  Speaker 1: Winner is going to be, by the way, shout out
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  Speaker 1: to all you guys.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna keep doing these raffles the more you guys
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  Speaker 2: keep super chatting, So trust me, I'm gonna keep it going.
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  Speaker 1: Dad, this is close. Menace the Painter, he put it
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  Speaker 1: like three today. I think he won two. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: put in like three today. So that's a good one
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  Speaker 1: with the tunnels. There you go, dog.
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  Speaker 2: You could fucking enjoy him in the tunnels in Chicago
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  Speaker 2: with a secret radio gime.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations to you, Menace the Painter. Saturday episode before it
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: starts dipping out. Oh yeah, don't forget Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna be doing an episode live on Patreon, so
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  Speaker 2: make sure you guys tune in. If you're not a
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  Speaker 2: part of the Patreon subscribe. Not only do you get
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  Speaker 2: bonus episodes first, but you also get access to the
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  Speaker 2: secret menu thirty dollars tier. You get a free chick
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  Speaker 2: lits every month you get a free rosin pan. Every month,
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  Speaker 2: you get some thing that's worth that or more. You
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  Speaker 2: get the one hundred dollars here. You get a zipper
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  Speaker 2: every month, bro, different flavor every month, a whole zipper
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  Speaker 2: up some fire.
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  Speaker 1: Eleven to one? Right, what Saturday episode? Yeah, Saturday? What time?
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  Speaker 2: Eleven to eleven to one? Yeah, I mean Saturday eleven
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  Speaker 2: to one. Make sure you guys tune in Patreon only,
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 2: Patreon Live only people, and that's only Patreon only. Let's
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 2: give it up for the guest dog, Big Ruby.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you guys, appreciate it. Thank you for sharing your stories. Dog.
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  Speaker 2: If you guys see this man at the comedy store,
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 2: come up with respect dogs, he will show he will
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: show respect back. Tell him you saw him on the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking offer him a fra ho. Hey, thank you, everybody,
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  Speaker 2: appreciate you.
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  Speaker 1: Guys. Where can they follow you dog on your ig
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  Speaker 1: and stuff?
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  Speaker 2: You can follow me at La Vesta on ig right now,
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  Speaker 2: That's all I got. Who knows, Maybe later on I
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: open up and only fans called it or something.
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  Speaker 6: We'll see, we'll see. But but yeah, comes say, had
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  Speaker 6: me at the comedy store. I'd love to have everybody
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  Speaker 6: over guys. Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Ok, yeah, man, some also stuffer. That's nice. That just
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  Speaker 1: means he's on watches my content. I do like it,
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  Speaker 1: bag appreciate it. It's just nice. Up Pounder.
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  Speaker 4: He's a Papoosa puffer. Shout out to you guys. Thank
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 4: you guys for listening. You already know number one Mexican
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  Speaker 4: podcast in the world. I'm excited. I'm going to Toronto for
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 4: a week and I go to a cottage by the lake,
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 4: have a fire. You're going to do some mushrooms. It's
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 4: gonna be a vibe. He goes to a cottage. I
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  Speaker 4: go to Vegas and then I got shows and then
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  Speaker 4: I'm back to you guys next week or in a
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  Speaker 4: week two.
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  Speaker 2: Are you Are you gonna be got the week that
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 2: I champs? Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I go to fucking to the desert.
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  Speaker 1: You go to the fucking Uh what is it for?
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  Speaker 1: Is the cottage dog cottage lakeside with your boys? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I think of you the whole time. Oh me, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna get a call with these two naked guys.
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  Speaker 1: Bro rest guys, what is it? Ray?
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  Speaker 1: Hit that live butnch subscribed.
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  Speaker 3: Like you said, Saturday, we're gonna be going live Patreon only,
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  Speaker 3: so we'll see you guys there. I'll give away on
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 3: Patreon too, and go get these hats because he's gonna
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 3: trying to charge me from so let's sell him out
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 3: so he doesn't complain.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 1: But they're super dope. I actually got a lot of
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: compliments because the the peole who made him charge me
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 1: for them, what the fuck is to charge one right?
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: And it even should get a free one of these,
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 1: was like I'm going to charge you for the hats.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'll promote them. It's not a basic
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: gonna sell them out please so he can't. But yeah,
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 2: make sure you guys go get the new hats. There's
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 2: two of them too. We don't smoke the same hats.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 2: I will be up on in the puff Co attachment
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  Speaker 2: on there as well, so make the high Hunger one.
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  Speaker 2: There's only thirty of these made and they will come
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  Speaker 2: with a sample jar so.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 1: You can break your your item in.
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  Speaker 2: So we'll come up with some Cali blaze for sure,
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 2: each one a little sample. Also secret menu being stocked up.
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 2: There's two rings. What is it available? Hind hungry rings
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  Speaker 2: thirty four grams of silver, heavy as fuck. Make sure
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  Speaker 2: you guys go get those Highs twelve and thirteen on
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 2: the website and watch the Doctor Green Thumb Show later
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 2: and we'll see you guys on Saturday. Remember next week,
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 2: I'll see you guys at Champs. If you're going to
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 2: be a champions, let me know. Let's link up. Peace out,
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  Speaker 2: Pe