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- 0:03Speaker 1: Did you have the time to have the tie on.
- 0:12Speaker 2: At the bank? I had a full I want saying
- 0:14Speaker 2: from church to work. I wore some blue gators. One
- 0:21Speaker 2: time I had a powder blue suit, but that I
- 0:24Speaker 2: had for Easter.
- 0:27Speaker 3: Let me help you come into.
- 0:31Speaker 1: Shoes, staceytles.
- 0:33Speaker 4: In the name of Jesus, Did you have to did
- 0:35Speaker 4: you have to like stand up and greet people?
- 0:38Speaker 5: Like if you didn't have a customer, did you.
- 0:40Speaker 1: Have to stand You're supposed to go in the lobby?
- 0:43Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 0:44Speaker 1: Yeah, to come sit down, clipboard. It was terrible talking
- 0:50Speaker 1: that shirt. It was just what bank?
- 0:52Speaker 6: Was it?
- 0:55Speaker 1: Bank of America? Didn't keep bank? And you gotta pull
- 1:01Speaker 1: a little pizza.
- 1:02Speaker 5: Out, man, you gotta pull a piece out.
- 1:05Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:05Speaker 2: So anyway, so what was your account? I remember this
- 1:10Speaker 2: black church lady came in one day and she had
- 1:13Speaker 2: a full suit on, tie everything, and she was like,
- 1:17Speaker 2: you got to under shirt on, young man. I was like, yes,
- 1:21Speaker 2: I do, and I like showed her. She's okay because
- 1:23Speaker 2: we can't talk business. Can't talk business? Her hat under shore.
- 1:29Speaker 1: You want you.
- 1:31Speaker 5: Can't talk business?
- 1:33Speaker 1: Yellow?
- 1:33Speaker 5: No under shirt shirt you out here with.
- 1:39Speaker 1: Too close to me?
- 1:40Speaker 5: Praise Jesus, not just.
- 1:43Speaker 3: I'll take my business else another tell Washington Cross where
- 1:52Speaker 3: the nipples are covered?
- 1:53Speaker 5: This crazy.
- 1:56Speaker 1: I'm not clicking nothing. I'm not giving you no account.
- 1:58Speaker 5: I know you're serious.
- 2:00Speaker 7: Used to have be a little fancyre even like my
- 2:02Speaker 7: first job was very first time in high school was
- 2:04Speaker 7: a MC. I worked at the movie Theater and brown.
- 2:07Speaker 7: But you still had to wear the little bow tie.
- 2:09Speaker 7: Oh my god, remember the bag of amc.
- 2:12Speaker 3: It was very like you. I had to.
- 2:18Speaker 7: I a white button up shirt, a little bow tie
- 2:23Speaker 7: and then a vest as i'm as I'm scooping popcorn.
- 2:30Speaker 7: And but then like two years later they gave us.
- 2:32Speaker 5: Polos with my ship.
- 2:37Speaker 3: That's you respect them less because they have that. On six,
- 2:41Speaker 3: I'm a high.
- 2:42Speaker 5: School fish man about to go watch Passage Home.
- 2:54Speaker 3: Yeah this guy, Yeah, there's no authority.
- 2:57Speaker 5: You give me some gold stuff.
- 3:01Speaker 8: Twizzles to watch the first Past and Furious Man Diesel.
- 3:07Speaker 5: What year was that I can give you a movie?
- 3:11Speaker 7: No, no, no, it was this was too like two thousand,
- 3:16Speaker 7: two thousand, Like two thousand and one, okay, two thousand
- 3:19Speaker 7: and one, And like when I worked there, like the
- 3:22Speaker 7: first Lord of the Rings came out, okay, Jurassic Park.
- 3:25Speaker 3: Three came out when I was yeah.
- 3:28Speaker 5: Two thousand and one.
- 3:29Speaker 4: I think that might have been the furious that was.
- 3:33Speaker 7: That air and they can't and I'm just a scoop
- 3:36Speaker 7: and pop worn in my low bow tie. Unnecessary, it
- 3:39Speaker 7: is uncessary because job, it's actually a pretty dirty job too.
- 3:43Speaker 3: Like you're yeah, like you's gritty. It is gritty.
- 3:47Speaker 1: Not the box office. The box office had respect.
- 3:51Speaker 3: You wanted to get to the box if you had
- 3:53Speaker 3: to be.
- 3:56Speaker 1: Losing out there.
- 3:57Speaker 4: I was having kids, give him my should back, screaming.
- 4:06Speaker 1: We were talking about both tide. Why are you saying
- 4:08Speaker 1: sex movie theater? Pass off?
- 4:11Speaker 7: Well?
- 4:11Speaker 3: Yeah, what else?
- 4:12Speaker 1: You and family? I don't think.
- 4:14Speaker 2: I think Isa was playing late for whatever reason. I
- 4:17Speaker 2: remember I had sex during Shock a lot because we
- 4:19Speaker 2: had to pick movies that nobody would be in, and
- 4:21Speaker 2: I remember, ain't nobody gonna be in there?
- 4:25Speaker 3: Did you ever get into the movie angry?
- 4:28Speaker 5: Better than I thought I was gonna be quit? Hold on?
- 4:31Speaker 5: So so he was the kid, Yeah, she's.
- 4:36Speaker 3: Like CAF you're lasting so long.
- 4:38Speaker 1: I like the movie. I'm focused on the movie.
- 4:41Speaker 5: I'm done news news, you can't fool me. Twice I
- 4:54Speaker 5: knew he was kas and the whole time it was
- 5:00Speaker 5: verbal kids.
- 5:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 5:03Speaker 7: And then some kid in the bow tie had to
- 5:05Speaker 7: come clean up your mask, your boat tie, clean my nother.
- 5:14Speaker 5: I left a little surprise for you in the back road.
- 5:27Speaker 1: Why why for you? Why are you?
- 5:31Speaker 3: Why are you against working class people?
- 5:33Speaker 1: Man?
- 5:34Speaker 7: Some poor kids just trying to get a job, conceiving children.
- 5:39Speaker 5: Oh my god.
- 5:45Speaker 2: That reminds me the first job before. I didn't know
- 5:49Speaker 2: first of all, two things. One, yeah, uh, we really
- 5:53Speaker 2: us group.
- 5:54Speaker 1: We used to really go to jobs and be like
- 5:55Speaker 1: are y'all hiring? Yeah?
- 5:58Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 5:58Speaker 3: And then when you come back, and when you come.
- 6:01Speaker 1: Back back, can I talk to the manager?
- 6:02Speaker 5: Right?
- 6:03Speaker 3: You wanted to hand that? And then you throw them
- 6:04Speaker 3: a little smile.
- 6:06Speaker 1: Don't look like one of the crazy The first time?
- 6:11Speaker 1: What a burger?
- 6:12Speaker 2: And I didn't realize, like on the schedule thing, They're like,
- 6:14Speaker 2: what are you available?
- 6:16Speaker 1: And I remember I put the stuff I wanted to work.
- 6:19Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was like Monday two thirty probably four.
- 6:24Speaker 2: Tuesday, maybe three to five Friday. No, man, we got
- 6:28Speaker 2: football game Saturday. I mean I put a total like
- 6:31Speaker 2: six and a half years.
- 6:32Speaker 3: School are saying you're not available weekend.
- 6:35Speaker 1: It's like I can't coming on Friday night.
- 6:37Speaker 3: Yeah, you over the word weekend.
- 6:41Speaker 5: You kidding me.
- 6:43Speaker 4: I'm not putting that on the appase I can't be
- 6:45Speaker 4: too real, Like, man, they're not hiring me.
- 6:50Speaker 5: The three ways Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
- 6:53Speaker 1: Wedding study. You can forget about that, mom, man going
- 6:58Speaker 1: for it.
- 6:59Speaker 2: It was a big deal in my when I got
- 7:00Speaker 2: my job a burger king and they schedule me on
- 7:02Speaker 2: Sunday morning.
- 7:03Speaker 1: We had to have a game.
- 7:04Speaker 2: Yeah, and my parents like sat me down.
- 7:09Speaker 7: This house god and man, ye, man, you can't and
- 7:18Speaker 7: there is one king in this house and it is
- 7:21Speaker 7: not the Burger King.
- 7:23Speaker 3: Man.
- 7:24Speaker 2: My dad and mom were like, did you tell them
- 7:26Speaker 2: you couldn't work Sundays? I was like, they said, the
- 7:29Speaker 2: high school kids have to.
- 7:31Speaker 1: A child like you. Who's gonna play the drums? I
- 7:34Speaker 1: was like, I'm working eleven.
- 7:38Speaker 5: Who's gonna play career? Who's gonna play the drums? Who's
- 7:46Speaker 5: gonna play the drum? Was? My dad was eleven.
- 7:55Speaker 1: He was felt like I told them Sundays only. I
- 7:58Speaker 1: was like, I work Saturday, and yeah, I want to work. Raised.
- 8:04Speaker 7: Did you drive when you had your first job? Yeah,
- 8:07Speaker 7: so that's a big deal. Your parents had to drive
- 8:09Speaker 7: you to your job.
- 8:11Speaker 1: No, absolutely not. I walked, walked the world, walk and
- 8:17Speaker 1: rode my bike. It was the job.
- 8:19Speaker 5: It was a good.
- 8:21Speaker 2: Right in my burking stuff. It was base, but it
- 8:29Speaker 2: was far from where we lived. For Lewis was a
- 8:31Speaker 2: huge base.
- 8:33Speaker 1: Walk right right, crazy work. Yeah, after like an eight hours, like, yeah,
- 8:43Speaker 1: people are splashing mud on you.
- 8:45Speaker 3: Yet halfway you gotta get halfway there?
- 8:48Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, you get halfway home, you realize you've
- 8:50Speaker 7: got to take the headset off.
- 8:52Speaker 2: I got a slid back, I had the hat on,
- 8:56Speaker 2: I had the hard You know, you have to have
- 8:58Speaker 2: the grease bottom shoes.
- 8:59Speaker 3: So wait a minute.
- 9:00Speaker 7: You you got your first job. You came in you
- 9:02Speaker 7: said I can work six hours a week and I
- 9:04Speaker 7: don't have a car.
- 9:06Speaker 1: I didn't get hired.
- 9:11Speaker 5: This kid can only work five and no car.
- 9:15Speaker 1: He can't work too late either, because.
- 9:21Speaker 5: The water bird that's him up. You really, you really
- 9:25Speaker 5: fill out this application.
- 9:29Speaker 3: That's the worst application in job history.
- 9:33Speaker 7: Six hours of availability, no transportable six hours. That's all
- 9:36Speaker 7: they want, those level jobs. All they want is do
- 9:39Speaker 7: you have a reliable transportation? It used to be on
- 9:41Speaker 7: the application for sure.
- 9:43Speaker 4: What can you bring to the company, What can y'all
- 9:45Speaker 4: do for me. That's what let me ask y'all this,
- 9:48Speaker 4: what can y'all do for me? No weekends?
- 9:54Speaker 5: This was like five.
- 9:55Speaker 1: Fifteen an hour. I need a company car. I need
- 9:59Speaker 1: a water Burker car.
- 10:00Speaker 3: You send a car to come get.
- 10:02Speaker 5: Me fresh apron fresh ones every time. The fact that
- 10:08Speaker 5: he walked the work. It's a bike. That log is seven.
- 10:13Speaker 1: It's awful. No headphones, no hell, just your thoughts, just
- 10:19Speaker 1: just singing the songs, you know, broughing it.
- 10:23Speaker 5: You had a car when you went to My.
- 10:25Speaker 7: Dad would not let me get a job and tell
- 10:27Speaker 7: I had a car because he's like, I'm not driving you. No,
- 10:29Speaker 7: I already drove the work because I had a single dad.
- 10:31Speaker 3: That's just a house. He's like, I drove the one
- 10:33Speaker 3: job today. I'm not driving you.
- 10:36Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 10:36Speaker 7: But he picked my job he wanted. He picked my
- 10:40Speaker 7: jobs based on what perks there were. He'd be like
- 10:42Speaker 7: free movie sounds good, that sounds and my family didn't
- 10:48Speaker 7: go to church. So he's like, you're available on Sundays
- 10:50Speaker 7: and then I'll catch the matinee and then you can
- 10:52Speaker 7: give me some popcorn.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, the hell up?
- 10:58Speaker 3: Man?
- 10:59Speaker 5: Hey both yeah? Yeah, fixed your boy up. Bitch got
- 11:05Speaker 5: your dad brother.
- 11:07Speaker 1: Yes, And then he was, yeah, that's part of the park.
- 11:13Speaker 7: When my next job, he helped me, he pointed out
- 11:16Speaker 7: and when there was he he pulled me and he goes,
- 11:18Speaker 7: you know, there's an outback opening. And they got pretty
- 11:21Speaker 7: good steak, they got that good bridge, they got the
- 11:23Speaker 7: blooming onion. Go apply there. He's like, you could use
- 11:27Speaker 7: your amc. He was right now now I'm bringing home steaks.
- 11:32Speaker 7: But they'd be like, you forgot the blue cheese.
- 11:35Speaker 5: Don't forget it next time, so you forgive me.
- 11:40Speaker 4: Yeah, now's your steakhouse with your little crocodile's forgetting ship.
- 11:47Speaker 5: Don't forget who raised you? Boy that.
- 11:51Speaker 7: No, they know you got the little apron down here
- 11:54Speaker 7: it's a waiters uniform. And then you got like a
- 11:56Speaker 7: ridiculous crocodile shirt.
- 11:59Speaker 1: But they were see this too.
- 12:01Speaker 7: You would get home if you didn't have a crease
- 12:04Speaker 7: in your sleep, they would send you home from out
- 12:07Speaker 7: at outback.
- 12:11Speaker 3: All right, all right, gay job, all right, before you
- 12:15Speaker 3: come in here. Trashing out back outback is good at.
- 12:20Speaker 1: Different times in your life. That's the crim.
- 12:24Speaker 2: There's like you don't even know about the restaurant. You
- 12:27Speaker 2: think houses that are not named out back red lobster.
- 12:32Speaker 3: I didn't know, or some one Italian. I don't know.
- 12:36Speaker 3: Nobody knows about that leg it was Italian.
- 12:39Speaker 1: I don't think that gives you freeze.
- 12:41Speaker 3: If you think you're better than our back, I don't
- 12:43Speaker 3: want anything to do with you. You're not my friend.
- 12:46Speaker 7: You would not eat it in out back. You think
- 12:48Speaker 7: you couldn't find something good right now? Would you eat
- 12:50Speaker 7: it out back right now?
- 12:51Speaker 1: I don't today. I would get the size you're.
- 12:53Speaker 7: Above outback, absolutely, I would get the size. No that's
- 12:55Speaker 7: your pride. No, no, that's that's not your taste.
- 12:58Speaker 1: Buzz I would still McDonald where the food is good.
- 13:03Speaker 5: I'm there, yeah, over the world whatever.
- 13:07Speaker 1: We're not a comedian, so we'll be going sometimes I'm
- 13:11Speaker 1: not here. Let me tell you what. When you're in the.
- 13:14Speaker 2: Courtyard Marriyacht, it's like they got a partnership with apple Bee's, Like, listen,
- 13:18Speaker 2: we open up together.
- 13:20Speaker 3: We got the yard the.
- 13:26Speaker 1: America. Yeah, them little chain restaurants, Smoky Bones, Olive Garden.
- 13:32Speaker 7: Yeah, the courtyard, the restaurants, courtyards, your courtyard Maseratis, is
- 13:39Speaker 7: that where you I can't believe that you.
- 13:43Speaker 5: Yeah, turned it in Wow, ain't got nothing. It's just
- 13:47Speaker 5: the truck.
- 13:48Speaker 1: Just the truck.
- 13:48Speaker 5: That's what you always wanted.
- 13:49Speaker 1: So I always wanted.
- 13:50Speaker 5: Just get the mast because you're gonna get something.
- 13:54Speaker 1: I literally drive the pickup truck.
- 13:56Speaker 5: We got the Maserati for no reason.
- 13:59Speaker 2: It is.
- 13:59Speaker 1: I miss being one of the people.
- 14:01Speaker 3: Man, I'm back. No, you don't need it. Out back courtyard,
- 14:05Speaker 3: you're too good.
- 14:06Speaker 1: Routeback.
- 14:07Speaker 3: You think a primary from out back right now below year,
- 14:10Speaker 3: I'm not. You're trashing a courtyard.
- 14:12Speaker 5: Back our back. The bride is all I remember. The
- 14:16Speaker 5: brid was fire.
- 14:17Speaker 1: It's all great.
- 14:18Speaker 9: Let's let's say you head out of town, because this
- 14:20Speaker 9: happened to me every time my mama come in town.
- 14:21Speaker 3: I gotta go to Red Lobster.
- 14:22Speaker 9: We got to commute all the way on to the
- 14:24Speaker 9: Red Lobster because it's thirty thousand miles away.
- 14:28Speaker 5: Where's the real lobster?
- 14:29Speaker 3: Exactly?
- 14:30Speaker 9: It's like in Canoga Park.
- 14:32Speaker 5: Park is full everybody.
- 14:34Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one by the six Flags.
- 14:37Speaker 1: Yes, the.
- 14:43Speaker 3: Calendar that used to have club. Yes, you ain't gonna
- 14:46Speaker 3: go down there.
- 14:49Speaker 1: I'm not allowing them that there's better than boozie, are
- 14:54Speaker 1: you right? Take that? There's nothing wrong without black.
- 14:58Speaker 3: But now.
- 15:05Speaker 1: I just don't all right, I'm going to flow back
- 15:09Speaker 1: on cav after this.
- 15:12Speaker 3: You're buying us all out.
- 15:13Speaker 5: What if you're in the hotel the olt bag is close.
- 15:16Speaker 1: So that's the thing. On the road, we're talking about
- 15:18Speaker 1: home on the road. All my standards are gone.
- 15:21Speaker 3: On the road. It's just like whatever is nearby.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Whatever, I mean, it's you're in Huntsville, Alabama. I've eaten
- 15:27Speaker 1: a Twin Peaks. I believe that something like that. It's
- 15:31Speaker 1: like Peaks is like a Hooters. Yes, I didn't know.
- 15:34Speaker 1: They just like mountains.
- 15:35Speaker 5: Didn't like that's what I mean, mountains. It was more
- 15:43Speaker 5: having the Hooters.
- 15:45Speaker 2: No, if you don't know what you're expect, at least
- 15:49Speaker 2: that who does you know what to expect Twin Peaks.
- 15:51Speaker 1: I was just like, Oh, they got the game on
- 15:52Speaker 1: in here, wet Wings. Then I was like, yeah, what's
- 16:00Speaker 1: going on? I was like, what is Twin peakle? I
- 16:02Speaker 1: looked it up and I was like, oh, so I
- 16:04Speaker 1: didn't know. It is a little more you know, what,
- 16:10Speaker 1: are still kids in there?
- 16:11Speaker 2: So I mean there's like a certain level. They're not
- 16:14Speaker 2: dressed like most restaurant people. But it's not like you know,
- 16:17Speaker 2: it's weird. Us to a test to this.
- 16:19Speaker 1: In Washington, they have like a lot of bikini barista.
- 16:22Speaker 2: Yeah, you go in this freaking dead of winner or
- 16:25Speaker 2: it's raining, and they have like a little almost like
- 16:28Speaker 2: an outhouse size.
- 16:30Speaker 1: It's a very like probably not bigger than this room.
- 16:32Speaker 1: And I'm kidding you. And it's just a woman in
- 16:35Speaker 1: a full bikini and the two piece two piece bikini.
- 16:38Speaker 1: I want to hot. She's there's no reason for this,
- 16:48Speaker 1: and especially in.
- 16:50Speaker 3: Don't know what do you mean?
- 16:52Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
- 16:53Speaker 7: You surprise, I'm already drinking coffee, like to see some skin,
- 17:01Speaker 7: that's all.
- 17:04Speaker 3: And you you've never been you've never been kep, you've
- 17:08Speaker 3: never been horny. At five am I have.
- 17:12Speaker 2: Yeah, I want coffee in the morning, like also, yeah,
- 17:16Speaker 2: a little more milk. That is speaking of Greek, but
- 17:20Speaker 2: you said it would be absolutely there's all bikini Buris
- 17:24Speaker 2: is like the leader, but there's all kinds of those type.
- 17:27Speaker 7: Of Yeah, they all have like little names to like
- 17:29Speaker 7: naughty coffee and stuff like that. You know what you're
- 17:32Speaker 7: getting into.
- 17:33Speaker 9: Yeah, you start drinking naughty coffee, naughty only women working,
- 17:40Speaker 9: then there's no nobody want to see.
- 17:44Speaker 1: Coffee the bottom.
- 17:57Speaker 7: R order your Dick Chino and bring mine around with
- 18:03Speaker 7: men as the as the prize never last.
- 18:05Speaker 9: Never try it, since we don't know empty the listen
- 18:10Speaker 9: strip clubs that that men be stripping and they be packed.
- 18:14Speaker 9: I'm pretty sure if you have Dick print, the big
- 18:16Speaker 9: print restaurant.
- 18:17Speaker 3: Dick print coffee print, coffee print snacks. Honestly more respectful
- 18:23Speaker 3: than that bow tie had to wear the You know what.
- 18:26Speaker 7: I'm saying, Dick Brint, you forget the macchia and the
- 18:31Speaker 7: tips are crazy.
- 18:32Speaker 9: Yeah, they'd be inner tipping. Somebody had a birthday party
- 18:35Speaker 9: at the strip club the right track here in Inglewood.
- 18:38Speaker 3: You ever heard of that.
- 18:40Speaker 9: It's the hood strip club for men. Like men, men
- 18:42Speaker 9: are stripping, they'll be making their own office.
- 18:44Speaker 5: It's I've never heard of it because nobody goes packed.
- 18:49Speaker 9: Can tell you they be like looking like little power rangers.
- 18:51Speaker 9: They make their own outfits. So one lady, you know
- 18:55Speaker 9: you tip. She brought two boxes of shoes and tipped
- 19:00Speaker 9: the stripper.
- 19:01Speaker 1: In like Adidas or like that was her gift.
- 19:03Speaker 3: That was her gift. She walked up to it.
- 19:05Speaker 1: He came up to her and he was like.
- 19:09Speaker 3: He was doing it like the sh and she dropped
- 19:12Speaker 3: the shoes. He kissed on the cheek and she like
- 19:14Speaker 3: sash the.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Way Lebron tweet.
- 19:21Speaker 5: My side that was.
- 19:24Speaker 3: Apparently she did mad.
- 19:26Speaker 5: She did mad.
- 19:26Speaker 1: That's her guy, that's her guy.
- 19:28Speaker 3: She be there. You can tell she be there, but
- 19:30Speaker 3: she was. She tipped them the shoes.
- 19:35Speaker 1: Shaved back the.
- 19:38Speaker 5: Grand Hills.
- 19:39Speaker 6: But I didn't even know these came back out. I
- 19:43Speaker 6: know you missed when he was a kid, Dick was out.
- 19:50Speaker 6: She was standing there with the shoes.
- 19:52Speaker 1: Do the night man, I got to do it. Man
- 20:00Speaker 1: it word.
- 20:01Speaker 7: It's even funnier if they're not nice shoes now like
- 20:04Speaker 7: off errand Timberland, the.
- 20:06Speaker 10: Veil, throw the veil, mintally disabled, six love sketches that
- 20:19Speaker 10: the shrunk so fast skelches.
- 20:24Speaker 3: She brings in the shack shoes you had to go
- 20:28Speaker 3: to big five ticket these.
- 20:32Speaker 2: That reminds you remember when the Skottie Pippen airs came out,
- 20:35Speaker 2: like ninety five up tempos, big airs written on the side.
- 20:38Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I wanted those so bad. I really wanted.
- 20:41Speaker 1: My mom was like, you can't afford these, but at
- 20:43Speaker 1: the Payless got his own.
- 20:46Speaker 2: It's got thirty four on dreams I don't, you don't
- 20:49Speaker 2: want I'd rather go to school barefoot than thirty four.
- 20:55Speaker 1: Yeah. The team is so dope, but the man he
- 20:58Speaker 1: was out here selling embarrassing.
- 21:01Speaker 3: He was doing the right thing, but yeah, it's embarrassing.
- 21:05Speaker 1: That's not the right thing.
- 21:06Speaker 2: No, it's I remember, this is so funny. I don't
- 21:09Speaker 2: think I've ever told nobody this. My mom gave me
- 21:11Speaker 2: the most basic Nikeys. There were just like some work shoes.
- 21:14Speaker 1: My friends like one of those. I was like, these
- 21:16Speaker 1: are Nick Anderson's. They're like, we got a shoe like.
- 21:18Speaker 2: The Nick Anderson And there's no internet, there's no way
- 21:22Speaker 2: to know.
- 21:27Speaker 8: Yeah, he's like this kid like he carried there for
- 21:43Speaker 8: a long time.
- 21:44Speaker 5: He was like he got a shoe.
- 21:47Speaker 3: He's in a don't win home.
- 21:48Speaker 5: He was asking people that you look at he was
- 21:54Speaker 5: looking at these bab look at all the man I
- 21:57Speaker 5: just came.
- 21:57Speaker 3: From today as an adult, he's still trying to.
- 22:01Speaker 1: At that time in our lives, you could go out
- 22:02Speaker 1: of town and get shoes. They don't have these here.
- 22:06Speaker 1: Oh no I got these. Now you got to go
- 22:13Speaker 1: to Orlando and get I.
- 22:15Speaker 3: Wore like one Christmas.
- 22:17Speaker 7: One Christmas, I did like everybody by me, like everyone, mom, dad, grandpa, everybody.
- 22:23Speaker 3: I want the Griffies. I want the So we did
- 22:26Speaker 3: that and that was that year. I wore those for
- 22:29Speaker 3: like a year. They were too.
- 22:30Speaker 7: Small for me because we couldn't afford new ones, but
- 22:33Speaker 7: nobody knew I was uncomfortable.
- 22:35Speaker 3: I wanted the Reggie Millers.
- 22:36Speaker 7: When the Reggie Millers came at the black one with
- 22:38Speaker 7: like the neon greens, you remember that, it's just like very.
- 22:42Speaker 1: Just I'm just my fa remember the regime on man.
- 22:51Speaker 3: Eleven points and nine seconds. You know what I'm saying.
- 22:58Speaker 1: I got these in India.
- 23:00Speaker 5: I got these.
- 23:01Speaker 1: They only have them man in there. The person you
- 23:04Speaker 1: would do that, the person's recognizable enough. But like I
- 23:07Speaker 1: got this in Houston, you wouldn't.
- 23:09Speaker 5: You wouldn't do that.
- 23:09Speaker 7: As you get that, you would wear uncomfortable shoes, Oh
- 23:13Speaker 7: for sure. Yeah, just like no nobody knows they're too
- 23:16Speaker 7: small shoes.
- 23:17Speaker 9: Yeah, you had if they didn't have your size and
- 23:20Speaker 9: they had a size, you just.
- 23:21Speaker 3: Got to get and if you have money to get
- 23:22Speaker 3: a new pair of like this is the pair.
- 23:24Speaker 1: For the years I heard your shoes play shoes. Yeah,
- 23:28Speaker 1: I have the little patent leather church shoes. Yeah, I
- 23:31Speaker 1: remember I left. I lost some one pair.
- 23:35Speaker 2: Of shoes and it was like, these are your shoes
- 23:37Speaker 2: for the season this school year. These are the three.
- 23:40Speaker 1: So I lost my shoes. I lost my plate shoes.
- 23:45Speaker 1: So I had to go to a park in churches.
- 23:50Speaker 5: Hard and I used to go up the slide.
- 23:53Speaker 7: Can't go off the slide, keep slipping down, regular shorts
- 23:58Speaker 7: on and clothes.
- 24:00Speaker 1: The hard bottle got another time time like what's your plate?
- 24:05Speaker 5: Oh yeah?
- 24:06Speaker 2: My mom was like no, you're not getting I'm not
- 24:07Speaker 2: buying you no more shoes and you can't take your
- 24:09Speaker 2: school shoes to the park.
- 24:10Speaker 1: So you want to go play you wear in your
- 24:11Speaker 1: church church on the swing with the.
- 24:18Speaker 7: They were classiest, classiest boy on the playground.
- 24:28Speaker 4: I would have died if I saw Kim after the
- 24:31Speaker 4: playground running around doing the monkey ball.
- 24:35Speaker 5: It was little shiny dress shoes, you know, the SpongeBob joints.
- 24:39Speaker 7: What you got on?
- 24:41Speaker 1: Why not just go barefoot? No, not even an option.
- 24:44Speaker 1: The playground ground and it's passover the grounds hot. You
- 24:47Speaker 1: can't be out with no shop.
- 24:50Speaker 5: You know.
- 24:50Speaker 1: Crack.
- 24:51Speaker 3: It was like crack.
- 24:52Speaker 5: It has to be slipping for sure, slippery.
- 24:55Speaker 1: You can't I lost all the races that because you
- 24:58Speaker 1: can't run fast.
- 24:59Speaker 3: You will good because you do not want to lose
- 25:01Speaker 3: to a kid in church shoes. If you lost to
- 25:04Speaker 3: a kid in church shoes, you can't. You can't go
- 25:07Speaker 3: to that playground anymore.
- 25:09Speaker 1: You gotta leave.
- 25:10Speaker 3: You lost to Kevin Churches.
- 25:13Speaker 1: You can't be heard. You can't if you get crossed up,
- 25:16Speaker 1: like if you get your ankles broken by.
- 25:20Speaker 3: Someone wearing church shoes, you can't go to that playground anymore.
- 25:24Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's funny.
- 25:27Speaker 1: That's funny. All right, enough, watch out this is I
- 25:30Speaker 1: saw us on the internet.
- 25:31Speaker 2: We didn't get to a topic we usually do with
- 25:33Speaker 2: with groups other than patten Man, but we didn't today.
- 25:36Speaker 2: So just watching it enjoy. You should be at work anyway.
- 25:38Speaker 2: Today's guest Tony the Baker. That's a Nicholson Canelio Stradwick.
- 25:42Speaker 2: I'll be kept on stage. Submit topics for sure. The
- 25:44Speaker 2: next episode we're gonna get to one. I promise you,
- 25:47Speaker 2: all right, follow us on patron if you want to
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- 25:58Speaker 1: All right? We love you you. Next time you made it,
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