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Joe Rogan Experience _2536 - Eric Goode _ Jeremy McBride · NO FILTER

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  Speaker 1: The Joe Rogan Experience.
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  Speaker 2: Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night.
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  Speaker 1: All day.
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  Speaker 3: Good, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Gentlemen, good to see you again. You're back in the
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  world of crazy people and animals. I watched episode one today. Like, oh, God.
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  First of all, where the fuck do you find these people?
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  You live in that world. Like, you're in the world
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  of reptiles. We should just explain. It's a docuseries. It's
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  on HBO. It's called Monsters of God. And it's all
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  about the reptile trade, which may or may not be
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  responsible for Florida having 500,000 pythons. It's debatable, right? Like
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  it seems like it was partially pet owners who let
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  them go and partially there was some sort of a
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  reptile research facility or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, there's different theories. There was a hurricane theory. It
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  was the people letting go. I think the more reasonable one,
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  because I had a Burmese python in the 70s when
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  I was a teenager. I have a photo of it
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  around my neck.
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  Speaker 1: What happened to it?
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  Speaker 3: People buy them when they're this big and then when
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  they're 15 feet, they let them go because what are you.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you did?
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  Speaker 3: I did not let it go. What did you do?
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  I have no idea what happened to it to be honest.
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  Speaker 1: That's weird.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: You had a monster and it just– you don't know
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  what happened to your monster?
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  Speaker 3: I think when I went to college briefly, I gave
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  it to someone and then I don't know what happened
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  to it. But I gave my whole menagerie away to
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  people when I went to college. I had reptiles in
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  my room.
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  Speaker 1: Is there an extra level of responsibility when you're giving
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  away monsters? You know what I mean? Like if you
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  have a chihuahua and your friend is like, I'll take her.
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  I love her. That's– you don't really have to worry
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  about your– you have a fucking python. You're giving away
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  a python?
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  Speaker 3: You got to worry about your chihuahua because the pythons
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  in the Everglades are going to eat your chihuahua when
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  it gets away.
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  Speaker 1: Well, certainly you worry about that. But I mean you
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  don't worry about your chihuahua being a monster.
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  Speaker 3: I'm kidding. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you have a 15-foot python, that can
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  eat a lot of things. And it kind of needs
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  to eat a lot of things.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Burmese pythons did really well in South Florida. Iguanas
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  did really well in Florida. You know, they weren't there
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  in the beginning.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good way to put it, did really well.
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  Another way to put it is invasive species that's destroying
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  the ecosystem.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they're like us, Joe. They're like us. We came
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  here and we took over.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess, in a lot of ways. So why
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  did you choose this particular subject for this new docuseries?
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to let Jeremy talk. No, he'll talk.
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  But I'll just– a lot of it starts with me.
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  So you can blame me. Jeremy, you can blame later.
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  Speaker 1: We guys did Chimp Crazy, which is one of my favorites.
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  It's so fucking insane. That world is so insane.
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  Speaker 3: Well– Episode one is kind of setting the table. It
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  gets better, Joe. It gets more off the charts when
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  you watch two and three and four and five. Yeah,
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  it all started– first of all, I'm a reptile guy.
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  I've been keeping reptiles and studying reptiles for over– I'm
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  an old guy. I'm older than you are. So I've
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  kept them for, I don't know, 60 years. Plus I've
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  kept reptiles since my parents gave me a tortoise when
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  I was six. And I was catching rattlesnakes in my
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  lunchbox and horned lizards. And you got horned lizards in
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  Texas here that are really cool and rattlesnakes. I've been
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  bit by rattlesnakes. It's not fun.
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  Speaker 1: You got bit by a rattlesnake?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's another story.
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  Speaker 1: More times than one?
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  Speaker 3: No, I got bit once because I learned my lesson
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  after the first one.
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  Speaker 1: What happened?
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't good. Don't get bit by a rattlesnake. Where
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  did you get bit? On my foot.
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  Speaker 1: Did you experience necrosis? Necrosis, rather?
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  Speaker 3: You know... So normally you would get necrosis where your
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  finger would rot. And then the guy that, you know,
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  the doctor that I went to at a hospital, you know,
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  in the emergency room said, the last guy in here
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  that got bit by a rattlesnake lost his toe or
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  something or lost his digits. And he said, good thing
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  you didn't get bit on a finger because the necrosis
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  can rot away your finger. And he said, good thing
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  you got bit on the middle of the foot. You're
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  going to be okay. But this type of rattlesnake, I
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  got bit by it. The most venomous rattlesnake in the
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  country is called a tiger rattlesnake, but it's not the
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  most dangerous. Most dangerous is probably a Mojave rattlesnake or
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  an eastern diamondback rattlesnake. But you have western diamondbacks here.
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  But I got bit by a rattlesnake that had both
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  hemotoxin and neurotoxin. So the necrosis was less evident with me.
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  It was more like a cobra was starting to stop breathing,
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  and I felt like someone had put sandbags on my
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  chest an hour into it. But the first thing you
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  sense is obviously it feels like someone jabbed me with
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  an X-Acto knife. I looked down and the rattlesnake was
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  retracting into a burrow. I looked at my foot. But
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  then you taste a metallic taste in about 15, 10 minutes,
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  15 minutes, and you realize, uh-oh, this wasn't a dry bite.
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  But it's not fun. I got a lot of antivenom.
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  They make a different antivenom today. I got bit 25
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  years ago.
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  Speaker 1: And how long does it take you to recover from
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  something like that?
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  Speaker 3: You know– The most painful part was the serum sickness
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  from the antivenom, the stop breathing thing. I remember I
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  was on a gurney and I felt like I was
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  going to stop breathing, but weirdly not that painful. But
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  yet you feel like you're going to die and stop breathing.
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  But the serum sickness is just unbelievably intense for weeks
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  and you just have the most insane fever and you
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  get these red blotches all over you. But they make
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  a different serum now. That one was made out of
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  horse antibodies that they put into you. And my body
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  didn't like those horse antibodies. Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: Also, maybe don't wear Birkenstocks when you hike. That's probably the.
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  Speaker 3: River sandals. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I got bit. Most people got bit fucking
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  around with a rattlesnake. I wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: What is this, Jimmy?
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  Speaker 4: They used all of the antivenom at the hospital and
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  had to go get more from another hospital.
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  Speaker 1: Ran out of antivenom after using a whopping 36 vials.
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  Holy fuck, man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Ugh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yikes.
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  Speaker 1: They're fucking scary, man. I've had dogs bit. I had
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  this one dog. He got bit twice.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was a real problem. His face would swell up.
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  I had to bring him to the vet. But luckily,
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  they have anti-venom for dogs. It works pretty well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He was kind of out of it for a few days.
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  Then he came back. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: How fast the response?
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  Speaker 1: Not bad.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Not bad. It was funny because he got bit once.
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  He was a crazy dog. He was always killing lizards. Like,
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  that was his thing. Like, anything in the backyard, he
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  would kill. And he... Got bit by the rattlesnake, and
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  I knew it because I was out there. I heard
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  the commotion. I saw the snake. I knew what it was,
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  so I got him to the veterinarian immediately. His face
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  swelled up, but they got him the antivenom, and he
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  was good. And then he got bit again like maybe
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  a year later, and I brought him to the vet
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  because I said I saw him get bit by a rattlesnake.
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  And the vet was like, well, I don't see any swelling,
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  and I don't see a hole. But he had developed
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  a resistance to it because he had gotten bit once.
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  And so then I got him home and all of
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  a sudden his face started swelling up. I'm like, ah, fuck.
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  And I bring him back to the vet. Then he
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  had to get the antivirus.
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  Speaker 3: But a good-sized dog.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was about a 90-pound dog.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. And that was a Western Diamondback rattlesnake I got.
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  Speaker 1: California. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it was in California.
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  Speaker 1: It was in California. Oh, so it wasn't out here.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it was what did me then probably. Southern Pacific rattlesnake. Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. We, we had a problem in my California house.
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  One of the houses that I used to live in,
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  it was, it was, there was a lot of, it
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  was very canyony. It was a lot of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's, that's the same snake that bit me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Spooky, man. We were running once we were running the trail.
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  And in mid-stride, I realized that the log that I
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  thought was across the road was a giant rattlesnake. It
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  was fucking big, man, like the biggest one I had
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  ever seen out in the wild. And the dogs didn't
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  notice it. They ran right over it. And then I
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  ran over it. I was like, oh, fuck, man. And
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  then I'm trying to figure out what to do because
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  I know we're going to have to come back this
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  way when we go back up the hill. So I'm
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  throwing rocks at it, trying to get it to run away.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Now, I've handled a lot of rattlesnakes in my
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  life and cobras and other snakes. And to get bit
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  that way is very unusual. Usually people are being jerks
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  and idiots and drunk and handling a snake and it
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  bites them.
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  Speaker 1: Where were you? Were you just walking?
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  Speaker 3: I was hiking in the mountains north of L.A. just
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  a bit. And I was actually looking for snakes because
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  I'm into snakes. And I didn't see the snakes. The
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  snakes saw me first. And I was bushwhacking. I wasn't
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  on a trail. I didn't see it. And it bit
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  me on my foot.
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  Speaker 1: So you have this lifetime experience with reptiles and snakes
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  and so you just decide– you must have interacted with
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  a lot of these really crazy people and just decided
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  this is the.
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  Speaker 3: Next– Yeah, it takes one to know one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Be careful.
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  Speaker 1: Next point of focus.
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  Speaker 2: It's sort of where it all started really.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, no. Listen, I was a closeted reptile guy
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  living in New York City hanging out with– Madonna, cool
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  people in the 80s and 90s. I had a nightclub,
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  and I had friends with lots of artists, Andy Warhol.
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  And I never really talked about reptiles. Actually, Andy asked me,
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  what am I going to do with my money? He
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  interviewed me one time for Andy Warhol TV, and I
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  said I'm going to buy reptiles. I actually said I'm
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  going to buy tortoises.
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  Speaker 1: He said tortoises.
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  Speaker 3: But I was pretty closeted, but I still kept them
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  in New York. And fast forward, when I decided to
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  try to do a film about it, I had been
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  traveling all over the world to Madagascar and Sulawesi and
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  different parts of South America trying to study reptiles and
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  especially turtles and tortoises that were very rare. I started
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  filming people like kind of notable people, Christopher Walken and
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  Slash and I don't know, all kinds of people that
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  I knew in New York City and I would just
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  ask them to hold a turtle or tortoise and say
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  some words like PSAs and I was doing that with
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  these two guys named the Safdie brothers. And fast forward,
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  they now, Josh has just had a film called Marty
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  Supreme with Timothee Chalamet that was up for an Oscar.
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  Little did I know that I was working with these
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  kids that were going to be these new filmmakers. And
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  we were making these films. And then we made a
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  short film about reptiles. It's crazy, called Trophy Hunter. It's
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  very short. And we did that together. And then I
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  said to them, hey, man, you guys will read this
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  new book called The Lizard King. It's about the reptile world.
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  Let's do a doc about the reptile world. And I'd
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  already told Fisher Stevens, a friend of mine, hey, let's
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  do a doc about this book, The Lizard King. And
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  he said to me, how are you going to do
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  that doc without getting killed, Eric? And, you know, he'd
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  won an Oscar for The Cove. And I thought, you know,
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  I'm going to get these good guys and do a
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  doc about reptiles. So anyway, we started in 2000.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you think you're going to get killed?
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  Speaker 3: He read The Lizard King and he said, you know,
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  you're going to do a story about this guy that
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  went to prison for 100 years and this other guy that,
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  you know, is the Pablo Escobar reptiles. And he just said,
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  it's a dark world. I don't know how you're going
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  to do this without getting killed.
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  Speaker 1: So what is about the lizard world or the reptile
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  world that makes it so dark? Like, why are those people,
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  do you think, attracted to it?
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  Speaker 3: Well, not all of them are scary people. And I
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  would say a lot of them may be misunderstood a
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  little bit. But In the case of Mario, there was
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  a crossover with drugs, smuggling drugs and animals into the country.
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  Speaker 2: But for background, what is different than these other films
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  that we've done? This was an industry story that kind
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  of looks back at the past half century. What most
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  people don't know is illegal wildlife trafficking represents about a
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  $ 20 billion a year industry. It's kind of underreported, actually.
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  only after guns, drugs, and human trafficking. And what's really
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  interesting about that is there's a convergence of all of it.
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  You know, wildlife trafficking also involves drugs and trafficking of guns.
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  There's a lot of mixture of it.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever people are bringing in things illegally, they tend to
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  be a risk-taking type.
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  Speaker 3: Of course.
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  Speaker 2: But, you know, in the kind of pre, you know,
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  customs TSA days, as intense as it is now, it's
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  very easy to, you know, Carry animals and carry wildlife.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was something I didn't even think about until
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  I was watching. I was like, oh, God, I remember
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  those days where they didn't check your bags and they
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  didn't even check your ID. You just had a ticket
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  and you just get on the plane. So you just
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  get on the plane with lizards.
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  Speaker 2: Now, most cases, yeah, strapped to your body, right? The
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  thing with about what was so interesting about reptiles in
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  this case within the trade is they're portable. They're nature
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  with handles, right? You go, you see in the early
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  episode of episode one, people traveling around the world, you know,
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  finding rare endangered animals, putting them in their suitcase and
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  bringing them back, putting them on a price list and
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  selling them to a consumer. And that was the kind
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  of early days. I mean, the story, the Lizard King,
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  but many much, you know, in our series, it's handful
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  of guys, mainly guys, you know, start a multi-billion dollar industry.
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  And you see this kind of innovation happen over the
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  course of the series as technology you know, as the
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  years go on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But when we say multi-billion, I have to kind of
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  contextualize that. It's when you, when people say that the
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  wildlife trade is multi-billion dollar industry, you got to remember
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  it's a lot of its consumption. You know, the Asian
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  population eats a lot of turtles, a lot of snakes,
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  a lot of its traditional medicine, a lot of its skins,
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  you know, plant material, alligator skin bags, crocodile skin bags,
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  lizard skin bags, snake skin bags. So it's, It's a
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  lot more than just the exotic pet industry. But that's
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  gotten enormous in Asia. They took a page out of
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  our playbook about 25 years ago. China is now a
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  huge consumer of not just eating these reptiles but keeping
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  them as exotic pets. That didn't happen before 25, 30
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  years ago. Interesting. Asia.
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  Speaker 1: Why does California have a ban on python skin? Pythons
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  are not endangered, right?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it depends on the type of python. But yeah,
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  the python skinning, business actually is where all the Burmese
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  pythons came from in the 70s that I had as
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  a kid. They would skin the pythons, take the eggs,
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  incubate the eggs, sell the baby pythons to the United
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  States and other consumer countries that wanted baby pythons. Most
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  of the pythons that are skinned in Southeast Asia, and
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  I've been to python skinning places in Sumatra, blood pythons,
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  reticulated pythons, Burmese pythons, but mostly blood pythons, reticulated pythons
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  are wild cod, and most of them are not endangered.
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  But there are less and less pythons out there, but
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  they're not endangered, those pythons.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's a shit ton in Florida. That's what I
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  don't understand. I mean there's this giant problem in Florida
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  where they're overrun with pythons, and yet California, you can't
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  sell python skins. It seems like there's a solution there.
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  People want python skins. Oh, look, a place that's overrun
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  with pythons. Maybe you should get your python skin there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the cooler python skins are not Burmese pythons, the
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  ones in Florida. The cooler ones people like, like Nick
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  Cage in– What was that film where he's wearing that
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  python skin jacket? It's a reticulated python.
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  Speaker 2: Wild at Heart.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Wild at Heart. That's gold and black. The cooler
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  python skins just happen not to be Burmese pythons, which
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  are the ones running rampant in Florida. Although they should
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  make those trendy and use Burmese pythons. But they're not usual.
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  You rarely see Burmese.
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  Speaker 1: There it is.
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  Speaker 3: That's a reticulated python. That's not a Burmese. That's the
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  one people want. That's from Southeast Asia. That's not the
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  one running rampant. Wild in Florida.
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  Speaker 1: That's illegal in California right now then, that jacket.
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  Speaker 3: Is that right?
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  Speaker 1: I believe so. I don't believe you can get it imported.
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  Let's try. I had read something about Python being one
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  of the things that they made illegal. Why California bans
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  Python skin? Ban dates to 1970. Oh. Aimed at protecting
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  endangered and vulnerable species, particularly the Indian Python, which was
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  on the endangered species list. California chose to prohibit all
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  Python products rather than distinguished by species. created an extraordinarily
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  broad statute banning all python imports. Oh, that's interesting. I
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  thought it was fairly recent.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's where the laws, I think, are really screwed up.
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  When they basically say all pythons are bad to sell
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  when the Indian rock python is endangered. And there are
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  a few endangered pythons. But to say all pythons cannot
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  be used for the skin trade and sold in California
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  is Because of one python out of many pythons.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to California.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I happen to live there. I know what it's like.
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  I love Austin, by the way. I might buy a
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  house next to you now.
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  Speaker 1: Austin rules. But California is just so over-regulated with everything.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: So over-regulated.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Particularly wildlife.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: And same thing in Florida, though, with the green iguana, Eric, right?
• 16:50
  I mean, at the same time.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Same thing, how so?
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Regulation-wise.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, again, there's- But people eat those. There's 45
• 16:57
  types of iguanas in the world.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Did you not know that?
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: No.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. There's a whole YouTube community of people who
• 17:02
  hunt iguanas and cook them in exotic ways. They make
• 17:05
  iguana stir fry. In South Florida. Yeah.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: And it looks good. I mean, I don't know anything
• 17:11
  about what it tastes like, but this guy made like
• 17:12
  a stir fry over rice and they were eating it.
• 17:15
  And they're like, oh, my God, this is sensational. Like teriyaki.
• 17:17
  It looked very good.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Everyone always says crock, alligator, iguana, rattlesnake tastes like chicken. But, yeah,
• 17:25
  they eat the tail.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, you can imagine I have a really messed
• 17:29
  up algorithm from being involved in this for so long.
• 17:32
  But that I never came across. But, you know, the frozen. Yeah,
• 17:36
  here's a guy.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: They use the legs. They cook the legs.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the back of the tail.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: There's the tail. So he's got it marinating, ziplocked it.
• 17:45
  Then it looks like he's going to. Oh, look, he's
• 17:48
  got the whole thing.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. Usually it's the back of the tail, like crocodiles.
• 17:52
  You eat the back of the tail.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: But it's far out. I mean, there's a— Wow, look
• 17:56
  at that.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: He's eating the whole thing. In Mexico, I always see
• 18:00
  them make, you know, iguana tamales out of the back
• 18:03
  part of the iguana.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: So he put it in a kamado.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. Damn.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: And he's got a little sauce he's making here with
• 18:11
  some butter and spices, basting it. I mean, why not?
• 18:17
  If it tastes good. And apparently it does taste good,
• 18:20
  according to all these guys that I've seen on YouTube channels.
• 18:23
  They're pretty honest about it. They bring it to their family.
• 18:25
  They let their family try it. I think that might
• 18:30
  be the only way out because they're everywhere in Florida.
• 18:33
  When it gets cold out, they fall out of trees.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they fall out of trees. I love their news reports.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: They're fucking big too, man.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're massive.
• 18:41
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  Speaker 3: The males get crazy, and they get very orange and
• 19:47
  really big, the male iguanas.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: They're so beautiful.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they are.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: A cool-looking lizard, man.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of really cool iguanas. And in our show,
• 19:55
  we feature what's called a Fiji Island iguana, a very
• 19:57
  endangered iguana that unfortunately people in the private sector in
• 20:01
  this country cannot own. Zoos can own them. I don't
• 20:03
  know why private people can't own them. But the San
• 20:06
  Diego Zoo and this zoo and that zoo can have
• 20:08
  Fiji Island iguanas. But they– in our show, they literally–
• 20:12
  this one guy says it's reptile magic. It's like reptile art,
• 20:15
  a fecal iguana. You might want to put it up there.
• 20:18
  It's really beautiful.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Just the beauty of it?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: Just the sheer beauty. Oh, wow. The sheer beauty.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: It's like– Yellow lemon highlights.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: Turquoise and green. And it's a very endangered iguana.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: So the Florida iguana problem, was that all people's pets
• 20:31
  that got released?
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Probably. All of it.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Well, listen.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Also, again, going back to the show, but we– The
• 20:38
  central figure of the book is this guy named Mike
• 20:42
  Van Nostrum and his dad, Ray Van Nostrum. They run
• 20:44
  an enterprise called Strictly Reptiles in Hollywood, right? It's in Hollywood?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Hollywood, Florida. Hollywood, Florida.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And they're sort of this like, you know, I
• 20:57
  would call it like more of a fulfillment center for
• 20:59
  wildlife conservation. All across America.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: They are.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, in many ways.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: It's like it's an Amazon warehouse. Click, I want a tortoise.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: They were selling 5,000 iguanas a week. Green baby iguanas.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: It got to that point. So the story goes, dad
• 21:15
  moves to Florida, starts a business, evolves. Jurassic Park comes out.
• 21:21
  Jurassic Park comes out. Everyone wanted a pet dinosaur. The
• 21:25
  green iguana market went on fire. He was selling 5,000
• 21:28
  a week. And, you know, I was a 90s kid.
• 21:32
  I had an iguana in my, you know, my bedroom.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: Jeremy's a virgin, but he did have an iguana. I did.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: I had a pet iguana.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: To reptiles.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: That unfortunately passed away. The rock thing, you know, the
• 21:41
  heated rock, you know, that happens. But, yeah, no, there's
• 21:44
  sort of... So the story's still.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: The heated rock thing?
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: No, they have this, like, rock thing where it sits
• 21:49
  on and it's... Keeps it warm?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Keeps it warm.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: And then I think it kept on too long.
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: He cooked his iguana.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: My iguana, yeah, sadly.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Cooked his iguana.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: But I've learned a lot. But filled with these unintended consequences.
• 22:03
  I think this idea of A big movie coming out,
• 22:06
  the correlation to driving demand for pet sales.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Thank God people can't buy a fucking velociraptor. Because people
• 22:14
  would have them. They'd have fences set up in their yard.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Joe, you've had the Colossus people on this show, I think. Oh, yeah.
• 22:20
  They want to bring back one of those and a
• 22:22
  woolly mammoth.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Well, there's no chance that they can bring– with current technology.
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: I know. I know.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: They don't have dinosaur DNA. It's too old.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: I'm joking.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: But they're– I mean, I met the direwolves.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: It's wild. They brought back the direwolves.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: It's not really a direwolf.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: What does that mean? I mean– If you talk to geneticists,
• 22:36
  what is– it is a bunch of different traits.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Don't go down that rabbit hole. It's close to a
• 22:42
  dire wolf.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: I mean I don't know what that means because like
• 22:45
  we decide what a dire wolf is, what a dire
• 22:47
  wolf isn't. But if you take literal dire wolf DNA
• 22:51
  that's 7,000 years old and you add it to these
• 22:54
  gray wolves and this is what they did and they
• 22:56
  created essentially a dire wolf. It's like people are arguing
• 23:00
  over semantics, whatever it is. That's not a wolf. It's
• 23:03
  very different. It looks different than a regular wolf, like
• 23:05
  a gray wolf. The stature is different. It has a mane.
• 23:08
  It's really crazy looking. They're white. They're stockier. They're built differently.
• 23:13
  Like you see like, oh, that's different.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, like mane wolves in Argentina look very different
• 23:19
  than our wolf. So they're very different types of canines.
• 23:23
  Wild dogs in Africa look very different than our– so yeah.
• 23:25
  But– Yeah. I mean, one thing I'd just say about
• 23:30
  iguanas just since we were on it is that, because
• 23:33
  I'm on an organization called the International Iguana Foundation and
• 23:36
  we protect iguanas around the world and people get confused.
• 23:39
  They think, oh, iguana, that's so common. They're falling out
• 23:41
  of trees in Florida. But there are a lot of
• 23:43
  really rare cool iguanas. There's about 45 species and there's
• 23:46
  pink iguanas in the Galapagos Islands, land iguanas, there's marine iguanas.
• 23:51
  There's a very rare high elevation pink iguana. There's another
• 23:55
  land iguana in the Galapagos. There's a You know, a
• 23:59
  marine iguana. But that lizard was fairly recently discovered. And
• 24:03
  there's some iguanas that were thought to be extinct, Joe,
• 24:06
  like the Jamaican iguana. And that was thought to be
• 24:08
  extinct forever, the Jamaican iguana. But they found a tiny
• 24:12
  population recently. So there's a lot of iguanas that are
• 24:15
  in trouble. And You know, we should care about iguanas
• 24:19
  and they're not just green iguanas. Yeah, that the pink iguana,
• 24:22
  that's a marine iguana and a regular Galapagos land iguana.
• 24:26
  And then you see some of the pink form.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Jamie, see if you can find a video on Florida
• 24:31
  people hunting iguanas. Florida people hunting giant iguanas because some
• 24:36
  of them are so big. You just you see me like, oh,
• 24:39
  my God. Are those bad to eat, though? The big
• 24:42
  giant ones. Would you eat one being like a pet
• 24:46
  reptile pet guy? Look at the size of that one.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a male. That's a male.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: When they get orange like that, yeah, that's a big male.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, these things are gigantic, man.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, that's a common green iguana, and
• 24:59
  the males lose their green and get that incredible yellow-orange.
• 25:02
  Those are males, yeah.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy how many of them there are, though?
• 25:06
  I mean, it is just overrun with iguanas. I guess
• 25:09
  they have no natural predators, right? There's nothing that eats
• 25:11
  them there.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Not once they get big like that. When they're little...
• 25:15
  Some birds of prey and some snakes can eat baby iguanas,
• 25:17
  but not ones that are like that.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: But they're pretty chill.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, they don't really do much harm.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Well, don't they, though, to people's crops and people's houses?
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: No, they do. They do do damage. They're not supposed
• 25:29
  to be in Florida. Let's put it that way. Iguanas
• 25:31
  like water, typically. They like to be around water, the
• 25:34
  green iguanas. But, you know, reptiles have a bad PR problem,
• 25:38
  and that's why we're here, Joe. We're trying to elevate
• 25:41
  the publicity of people loving reptiles and not killing them.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: This dude is all out there killing them. Who's this dude?
• 25:49
  Top shelf anglers on Instagram.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, you can do an expedition.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: So he's just a Florida guy that's enjoying the green
• 25:56
  outdoors also.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: No, that now is a different. That's called a tenosaurus.
• 26:02
  That's a type of Central American Mexican rock iguana. That lizard.
• 26:06
  That's not a green iguana.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: So Florida has a variety.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they have those as well. And they have tegus
• 26:12
  in Florida that come from South America, a different type
• 26:15
  of lizard that's invasive in Florida.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: And all of it is pets.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, people letting them.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I had no idea that many people had iguanas, that
• 26:23
  it could be this big of a problem.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, pet iguanas were everywhere at one time, yeah.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: And is this really?
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: That's the tegu. Whoa. That's also invasive in Florida.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: That's crazy looking.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: I used to sleep with one of those when I
• 26:35
  was a teenager.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: That looks like a snake with legs.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: It does.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Look at that. Yeah, their face, right? Totally.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: And that lizard really loves to eat eggs. I used
• 26:43
  to feed mine eggs. And I've seen them in the
• 26:45
  wild eating eggs, bird eggs, duck eggs.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: When I lived in the valley, there was a reptile store.
• 26:52
  And it was a place where I used to go
• 26:53
  buy goldfish because I used to have piranhas.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: And I used to have turtles, too.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: And the turtles were way more vicious than the piranhas.
• 27:00
  When you put goldfish in with the turtles, turtles, they're crazy, man.
• 27:04
  And they grab a hold of them and they're crazy.
• 27:07
  They're biting him. It's like very Jurassic Park. Like you're
• 27:09
  watching a little dinosaur.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Alligator snapping turtle.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Well, these are just little green sliders.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Sliders.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Is that what they're called? But they had a crocodile
• 27:18
  monitor in that place.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I briefly thought, like, ooh, maybe I can figure
• 27:22
  out an enclosure and put a crocodile monitor and feed
• 27:25
  it rabbits and shit.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: Don't get bit by a crocodile monitor. They're close to, like,
• 27:29
  a Komodo dragon bite. They have scalpel teeth. They are
• 27:32
  serious getting bit by a crocodile monitor.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: It looked pretty vicious. I mean, they just look like dinosaurs.
• 27:37
  It's like a forgotten thing of the past.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: There it is. Yeah.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: There's a crocodile monitor. Look at that face, man. It
• 27:43
  totally looks like a dinosaur.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Well, there's Tommy who's– Yeah, that's the guy in the
• 27:47
  first episode.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, feeding it chicken.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, Tommy.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: They're the weirdest fucking people because I kind of understand
• 27:57
  the chimp people more because the chimp people– like a
• 27:59
  chimp is interacting with you. It's a mammal. It's a primate.
• 28:04
  It's intelligent. There's a lot going on. There's emotions and
• 28:07
  jealousy and chimps. They're connecting with you. These things, they're
• 28:11
  just– you're just looking into the abyss.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Until the chimp rips your head off. Yeah.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm not advocating for people to have chimps as pets.
• 28:19
  I just say I understand the appeal of a pet chimp.
• 28:22
  I think it's a crazy idea.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: Well, especially a baby chimp.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I think if anybody's even remotely thinking about it, they
• 28:27
  should watch Chimp Crazy.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, especially the babies. They're so cute. And then
• 28:31
  they eventually get to the point where they kill your neighbor.
• 28:34
  But it's just you don't want, you know, I get,
• 28:38
  I just get the appeal of it. The appeal of
• 28:40
  the reptile thing to me is just very strange. These
• 28:43
  people love them.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Well, I loved– I used to keep snakes and lizards.
• 28:49
  But I ultimately– they were my gateway drug. And then
• 28:52
  I ultimately got into tortoises because I like the tortoises
• 28:55
  coexisting in the garden. I like plants.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I like gardens.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: And so it didn't feel like they were in a
• 29:00
  cage and they kind of– maybe I'm anthropomorphizing my tortoises.
• 29:05
  But I kind of felt like they were– having a
• 29:07
  pretty good life in my garden.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: So I like keeping tortoises. They don't want to eat
• 29:12
  a rabbit particularly. They want to eat some lettuce or
• 29:15
  some greens. So turtles and tortoises is what I gravitated to.
• 29:19
  And then I found out one day they're the most
• 29:22
  endangered group of animals on the planet, along with primates,
• 29:25
  if you measure it by how many turtles and tortoises
• 29:29
  there are in the world and how many are facing extinction,
• 29:31
  along with primates. So then I was like, okay, I
• 29:33
  want to do something to help them. And this show
• 29:36
  we're doing is really to teach people about the evolution
• 29:39
  of the reptile tribe. and to make people realize they're
• 29:42
  cool and they shouldn't be disposable pets.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Also, freak show.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: And Freak Show, of course.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: You guys are really good at Freak Shows.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: As I said, it takes one to know one.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: But what's different though is that this isn't some like
• 29:57
  side hustle for animal love gone wrong. You know, it's,
• 30:02
  there's these people, there's this, the animal, the reptile people,
• 30:07
  the herb people are incredibly obsessive about, you know, living art,
• 30:13
  about these living things. They like the It's like a
• 30:15
  baseball card, like the scarcity.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Well, is that where you use the herp people?
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I call it herp.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Herpetology. Herp people, herpetology. Amphibians and reptiles. Yeah.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Well, you know. You're a little coded.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: The herpy people.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Herpy people. No, but it's, you know, it's really a
• 30:35
  trade formed around scarcity. And, you know, this sort of
• 30:40
  desire and adventure people have going out to find the
• 30:43
  rarest of the rare. You know, and bringing it back
• 30:45
  and selling it, trading it, keeping it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: I'm in that category.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: You are in that category.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: I'm in that category. I'm not the guy that just
• 30:50
  wants the little pet bearded dragon. I want the Rolls
• 30:53
  Royce of reptiles.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: But it's different than like, you know, an individual person
• 30:57
  that has an attachment to a chimpanzee that she saw with,
• 31:00
  you know, watching Tarzan when she was growing up. And
• 31:02
  she wanted to have that in her life.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: So in other words, freaky people.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Freaky people.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Extreme obsessions. But it's about kind of, you know, psychology
• 31:10
  of people in this particular very niche way.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Well, any time you're dealing with extreme animal people, it's
• 31:17
  about the psychology of the human being that's really invested.
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: In it, right? Yeah. Best in show. Yeah.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: For sure. And these are very unusual people because it's
• 31:28
  a very unusual thing to be connected to, something that
• 31:30
  really doesn't give a fuck about you. Like we're really
• 31:33
  concerned about this pink iguana. That pink iguana doesn't give
• 31:36
  a fuck about people. If all the people on earth died,
• 31:38
  it would just keep going about its business and not
• 31:41
  shed a tear.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Especially things that can kill you in this way. Like
• 31:45
  a taipan or whatever. Someone playing with that.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: An inland taipan is a venomous snake from Australia that
• 31:50
  may be the most venomous snake in the world. But
• 31:54
  it's all relative because a black mamba. Australia has a
• 31:58
  lot of venomous stuff. Spiders, box jellyfish, a lot of
• 32:02
  snakes that are very dangerous. Australian tiger snake, brown snake,
• 32:05
  inland taipan. They're all things that. equally can kill you.
• 32:08
  So to say one's more dangerous than the other, they'll
• 32:11
  all kill you.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Is there anti-venom for all of them?
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: No, actually. So it's a good question. So some snakes like,
• 32:18
  you know, Texas has a coral snake, for example, a
• 32:22
  very venomous, elapid type of snake, like a cobra, not
• 32:26
  like a rattlesnake. And I think they have less and
• 32:29
  less anti-venom for snakes that rarely bite people because like
• 32:32
  sea snakes, the coral snake, which is the red, black
• 32:36
  and yellow one, They have in East Texas, you know,
• 32:40
  when the dog gets bit by them, you were talking
• 32:42
  about your dog getting bit by rattlesnakes. A lot of
• 32:44
  time the vet doesn't know because you can't even see
• 32:46
  the bite. The snake bite is so tiny. So some
• 32:49
  snakes do not have antivenom, some really dangerous snakes.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: The coral snakes, they don't have antivenom for them?
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: I think I heard that maybe not anymore. I'm sure
• 32:58
  it's faded.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: So what happens if you get bit?
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Well, there may be some antivenom, but there's not a
• 33:03
  lot of it.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Antivenom.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: It's gotten very expensive and it's very sophisticated now and
• 33:08
  it's mostly for– in the US for vipers, for rattlesnakes.
• 33:13
  But I don't know. Good question. That would be something–
• 33:15
  someone smarter than me would know about coral snake antivenom.
• 33:18
  But it's an elapid like a cobra.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: A friend of mine had two of them in her carport.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: They took pictures of it and sent it to people
• 33:27
  and everyone is like, yeah, that's– keep away from that.
• 33:30
  Just chilling in her carport. But they're generally not aggressive.
• 33:35
  Is that the deal?
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a saying and it doesn't fit all because
• 33:39
  there's coral snakes that don't have this. But yellow against
• 33:42
  black is a friend of Jack. Yellow and black against
• 33:46
  red is– anyway, I can't even say it right now.
• 33:49
  You wind up dead or something? Yeah, you wind up dead.
• 33:51
  But I'm getting it wrong. But there's a saying and
• 33:53
  it doesn't hold true for all coral snakes because there's
• 33:55
  some coral snakes outside of the U.S. that don't have
• 33:58
  that same pattern.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: So if there's no antivenom and they take you to
• 34:00
  the hospital, what do they do?
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: They stopped making the course.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, they're so.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: They stopped making it. It was cost.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Is that what it says?
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Ineffective.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: I think that's what I heard.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Cost ineffective. No longer cost effective.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: Just let people die.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Cost effective is a crazy thing to say when it
• 34:14
  comes to fucking keeping people alive.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: Wow, I was right for a change.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Capitalist cunts. Maybe the socialists are right. Cost effective is crazy.
• 34:23
  So what did they do?
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: You know, I heard every rattlesnake joke after I got bit.
• 34:28
  And there's one that's, these three guys are out hiking
• 34:31
  and someone gets bit here. And they go to the
• 34:34
  doctor and the guy says, you got to go back
• 34:36
  and suck it out of him. And the guy just
• 34:38
  says to him, you're going to die. So maybe you
• 34:40
  die with a coral snake.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Just leave you die.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: The thing I was, we recently were looking at this,
• 34:46
  the way of treating rattlesnake mites, not too long ago,
• 34:49
  by the way, you sell these Johnson and Johnson, you
• 34:50
  sell these kits where you You used to have one, right?
• 34:53
  You'd actually literally slice out and you'd suck out the
• 34:57
  venom out of your bite.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Does it actually work? No.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: That's what's incredible about it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: When we were young, they had these little rattlesnake kits.
• 35:06
  I'm a little older than you, but it was insane
• 35:09
  what they told people to do back then. They told
• 35:11
  you to cut yourself and then put a tourniquet and
• 35:14
  then suck the venom out, which is completely insane because
• 35:17
  when a rattlesnake, strikes, you know, they never hold on
• 35:21
  a rattlesnake. They strike and let go immediately. And then
• 35:23
  they track their prey. And it's literally like a hypodermic
• 35:26
  needle going into your body. And the, you know, the
• 35:30
  venom is already just like when they inject you with something,
• 35:32
  it's already in, you can't suck the, whatever.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: So what should you do if you get bit by
• 35:37
  a rattlesnake?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Be mellow. In my case, I walked to my car.
• 35:41
  Luckily I wasn't too far away from my car and
• 35:43
  I was up in the mountains about an hour away
• 35:46
  from a hospital. I drove Well, I drove like a
• 35:48
  bat out of hell to the hospital actually. But you're
• 35:50
  supposed to be calm and get to a hospital.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: That's the kit.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Incredible.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Jeez.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: And it was just bullshit, huh? Well, everything– Imagine taking
• 35:57
  that into the woods. You're like, we're fine.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Everything you shouldn't do today. Everything you shouldn't do.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: And so you just stay mellow and get to the hospital.
• 36:04
  And if they don't have any antivenom, you just die?
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Well, in my case, they didn't have it in the hospital.
• 36:09
  They had to get– see Highway Patrol to bring it
• 36:12
  from Ventura. And it took about 45 minutes and I
• 36:16
  thought I was going to die on the gurney. But yeah,
• 36:19
  you get to a hospital and you get antivenom if
• 36:21
  it's a bad bite.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: And if they don't have antivenom, you die?
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Well, it depends on the kind of snake. Like water
• 36:27
  moccasins usually aren't lethal, but certain rattlesnakes can kill you.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: And how much time do you have from the time
• 36:32
  you get bit where you must get the antivenom in you?
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, in my case, I swear to God, I
• 36:38
  thought I was going to stop breathing about two hours
• 36:40
  into it. It just slowly... feels like this pressure on
• 36:44
  your chest.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Like you can't breathe.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it felt like somebody put sandbags all over me.
• 36:50
  Like you have this pressure and you feel like you're
• 36:52
  going to stop breathing. It's kind of bizarre.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Who's that guy, Ross Allen? He has the world record
• 36:59
  for the most, is it Cobra Bites?
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: No, I think you're talking about Serpentarium.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: That same guy?
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Bill Haas. Bill Haas. He lived to like 100. And
• 37:08
  I know people that inject themselves with venom. I was
• 37:12
  in Myanmar in Burma one time. This guy had snake
• 37:14
  tattoos all over him and he was a snake wrangler
• 37:17
  at this zoo in central Burma. And every tattoo he
• 37:21
  had put on his body, he had put some venom
• 37:23
  in it so he could handle these really dangerous crates,
• 37:26
  which are like cobras. And he was this guy with
• 37:28
  all these snake tattoos, but he had envenomated himself so
• 37:31
  he would have antibodies so he could handle these snakes.
• 37:34
  And if he got bit, he wouldn't die.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: But early roadside attractions in South– I mean that's the
• 37:38
  part about Florida. It goes back. It's in the 50s
• 37:40
  and 60s. It had– Miami Serpentarium was an amazing looking place.
• 37:44
  It had this giant cobra. It was sculpture basically.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Here's a question. If they do that with allergies where
• 37:51
  they give you like a little bit of the allergen,
• 37:53
  you develop a resistance to it, could they do that
• 37:55
  with snakes?
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: That's the idea.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: It's like if you live in a snake-prone area, should
• 37:58
  you do that?
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: No. But that's the idea.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you do that if– There's a guy.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Right now in the US that's doing it. I think
• 38:05
  they're doing a film about him injecting all these venomous
• 38:09
  snake venoms into him like a pin cushion. But no,
• 38:14
  I don't think people should do it, but people do
• 38:15
  do it. Not a lot of people.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: But if it does build up your antibodies and you
• 38:20
  know that you're going to come in contact with snakes,
• 38:23
  wouldn't that be– is it bad for you to do?
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Look, the country that I think has the most– deadly
• 38:30
  snake bites is probably India, the country where there's the
• 38:33
  most deaths and envenomation. The snake that probably kills more
• 38:39
  people in the world is a puff adder in Africa,
• 38:41
  but it's many countries. But I think India has the highest. U.S.,
• 38:45
  it's pretty low chance you're going to get killed by
• 38:48
  a snake. You're going to get killed driving your car
• 38:50
  or shooting someone with your gun. It's highly unlikely. The
• 38:55
  odds are very low that you're going to die from
• 38:57
  a snake bite, no matter where you live in the country.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I understand that. You understand that. It's all well and good,
• 39:01
  but that doesn't comfort you if you get bit by
• 39:03
  a snake. Like, oh, what are the odds?
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Seek medical attention.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: You have to deal with it.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Or buy one of those kits.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: I think most people live, Joe.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: Most people.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, there's a few people that die this year
• 39:11
  in California, but typically it's like only a few people
• 39:15
  a year die in the country from snake bites.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: And is it generally because they just don't get to
• 39:18
  medical treatment in time?
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Or they're older, or they get bit three times, like
• 39:24
  not just once by the rattlesnake, You get more venom
• 39:28
  in them.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Is it true that the young ones give you more
• 39:30
  venom than the old ones? No.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Young ones have a more condensed, more dangerous venom. But
• 39:38
  big snakes are much more dangerous because they can put
• 39:41
  far more venom into you. The little ones have a
• 39:44
  more potent venom, but they can't inject as much into you.
• 39:46
  So people misunderstand that stat. Not that I'm a snake expert.
• 39:53
  I'm more of a turtle expert and I'm more of
• 39:55
  a freak expert. So I'm good at finding these crazy
• 39:58
  people to cover.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Do you get uncomfortable being around these people?
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: That's a good question.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Because there's a psychological aspect to all– particularly like chimp crazy.
• 40:13
  There's something about those people that makes me uneasy watching
• 40:17
  it on TV. Like you are so far gone. Yeah.
• 40:21
  Like some of these people are so far gone in
• 40:24
  terms of like just being a normal, present, rational person.
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: There's a courtship and sometimes that courtship takes years to
• 40:34
  get someone willing to be interviewed. It's generally the reptile
• 40:37
  world can be very guarded. People that have them don't
• 40:39
  want the feds coming and taking their rare reptiles. They
• 40:43
  don't want animal rights groups, PETA coming and busting them.
• 40:46
  They don't want people coming because they're very valuable. Some
• 40:49
  reptiles are worth a lot of money. So they're very
• 40:51
  guarded and to get access to a lot of these
• 40:53
  people took a lot of time at times. And sometimes
• 40:58
  that relationship would go up and down and there were
• 41:00
  times when people that I was interviewing really did not
• 41:03
  like me. There was something that happened and then I
• 41:05
  would have to go there and I'd be nervous because
• 41:08
  that person may have been someone who did a lot
• 41:10
  of time in prison and did some heavy things in
• 41:12
  his life. So yeah, there are times when you're just
• 41:15
  kind of like, you know, is this the time I'm
• 41:17
  going to go there and he's going to really fuck
• 41:19
  me up?
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Why didn't they like you?
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: You know, man, you know, like, listen, I like this guy.
• 41:27
  He's done what he's done in the past. He was
• 41:30
  sentenced to 100 years in prison. He got out for
• 41:33
  whatever reason. But that guy, that guy.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. Why did he go to jail for
• 41:37
  100 years?
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Well, Mario Tabrawi was sentenced to 100 plus years in prison.
• 41:43
  He got out early because he must have had some
• 41:45
  serious information.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: What was the crime? Murder and drugs. And he got
• 41:51
  out early because you said he had information?
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: He must have. He did 12 years.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: No one knows.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: What?
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: He only did 12 years for murder and drugs?
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: But I like him.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, great.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: I wasn't the one murdered. I wasn't in his life
• 42:04
  back then. He really actually does love animals in his way.
• 42:10
  And I was nervous sometimes going to his place a
• 42:13
  few times.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: But why was he mad at you? Do you remember
• 42:17
  all the.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: Times he was mad at me? He's mad at, he's
• 42:19
  probably mad at me right now as I'm speaking.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I definitely won't be after the show probably.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, that's the, this is the next episode. There's
• 42:26
  an entire episode that talks about kind of the eighties
• 42:28
  in Miami and the sort of overlap between the drug
• 42:31
  trade and the legal wildlife trade and the reptile trade.
• 42:34
  And he's a central character in it. Um, now he's
• 42:38
  kind of more tangential because it's really about this, this guy,
• 42:41
  Raven Nostrand guy from New Jersey moved down to Florida,
• 42:45
  started a business, uh, that became strictly reptiles, as I
• 42:49
  was referencing. But, yeah, I mean, I don't think there
• 42:53
  was anything like particular, but he would get very particular
• 42:56
  about very specific things. Like if you were, you could
• 42:58
  be right about a million things that he hated, but
• 43:02
  wrong about one thing that he cared about the most,
• 43:04
  and he would categorize you to be this person that is,
• 43:07
  you know.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: There's an expression, honor among thieves, and he weirdly has
• 43:10
  this kind of honorable side.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Unredeemable, yeah.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: And certain things I would say to him would make
• 43:15
  him really upset. But I have to say the only
• 43:17
  time I was ever shot at in my life was
• 43:20
  in fucking Miami. I was shot at going to a
• 43:24
  pay phone in the early 90s in a van trying
• 43:26
  to go to a nightclub with a bunch of people.
• 43:29
  And these guys were walking towards me and they started
• 43:31
  just blowing out the windows of the van. I remember
• 43:34
  I didn't go to the nightclub. I went back to
• 43:36
  my hotel. And I woke up in the morning with
• 43:39
  that chopped car glass all in my hair. I had
• 43:43
  long hair back then.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I had hair back then.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: But Miami was– it was pretty wild in the 80s
• 43:49
  and early 90s.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I have a good friend of mine. My friend Steve
• 43:52
  did his residency. He's an ophthalmologist. His residency in Miami
• 43:55
  in the 80s and worked in emergency rooms. And he
• 43:58
  said it was fucking insane. It's just like so many
• 44:01
  gunshot wounds, so many drug deals gone bad, so many heists.
• 44:06
  He said it was like an insane place to work.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: It's funny you say that because I said to all
• 44:11
  my characters, I said, what's it like? Having been in
• 44:15
  and out of prison so many times, he goes, bro,
• 44:18
  everyone in Florida has been in prison. And I was
• 44:20
  kind of like, well, what's it like? Everyone in Florida
• 44:23
  has been in prison.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Sunny place with shady people, right?
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Have you seen Cocaine Cowboys? Yeah. Phenomenal, right? And that
• 44:31
  story where you find out that the entire graduating class
• 44:34
  of the police academy either wound up murdered or in
• 44:36
  jail for corruption.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Have you seen Bad Lieutenant? Yes. Yes. I'm friends with Harvey.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: He's good in it, man. Oh, yeah.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: No, it's great.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: But there's parts of this story that are a little
• 44:46
  like Bad Lieutenant. You'll see in the end, you know.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Well, what you'll like about this second episode, about this period,
• 44:53
  it's from the point of view of this young, at
• 44:54
  the time, you know, coming right out of college, young
• 44:57
  DEA agent, DEA agent, on the beat, chasing bad guys.
• 45:02
  And he was assigned this guy, Mario, to Browey. The
• 45:05
  case that was a cold case, no one could ever
• 45:06
  touch him. And you see him kind of chase after him.
• 45:10
  And you know, understand the whole weaving of this story.
• 45:13
  But it's a really, you know, being around that guy was,
• 45:16
  you know, talk about the subjects in this animal world,
• 45:19
  you know, law enforcement.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: This guy sleeps with a gun every night and gets
• 45:23
  literally orgasmic with the thought of this guy coming to
• 45:26
  his house.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: It's like a hideaway.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: The guy that he put in prison for 100 years
• 45:29
  that got out. He literally waits and you'll see a
• 45:33
  line in the show that it's kind of unbelievable what
• 45:35
  he says about that.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but just, you know, he lives in this kind of,
• 45:38
  we went to go see him. He lives in this
• 45:40
  kind of very country part of West Virginia. He's good
• 45:46
  with guns. Good with guns. He would brag about all
• 45:51
  the bullets you can find left over from the Civil
• 45:55
  War in his backyard. He was very good with a gun.
• 46:00
  We did a lot of shooting with him. He was
• 46:04
  just a really at the time very generous with his
• 46:08
  time wanting to tell his story. But you know clearly
• 46:12
  killed a lot of people and would make some very
• 46:15
  soft references to, to that. That would be very unnerving,
• 46:19
  you know, like, yeah, you're really great with, I've never
• 46:21
  shot a gun. He's, I don't have anything against it,
• 46:23
  but I've never shot a gun. And I would talk
• 46:24
  to him about it. I'm interested in it. And he'd
• 46:27
  be like, yeah, I've had to use it a lot,
• 46:28
  you know, more than I'd like to admit. So, you know,
• 46:33
  you're in these, these places, it's, it's, it's.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: But what's so peculiar about this guy, his name is
• 46:38
  Larry Loveless. He was a DEA agent in Florida back
• 46:41
  in those days. He put this guy in prison. This
• 46:45
  guy was bringing a lot of drugs from– he was
• 46:48
  Cuban and you'll see it in episode two. But he
• 46:53
  really just doesn't understand how the guy got out of prison.
• 46:55
  And the fact that the very guy that put him
• 46:57
  in prison wouldn't know that, that they– like whoever the
• 47:00
  powers that be that got him out of prison after
• 47:02
  12 years– You would think he would know, you know,
• 47:05
  but he's still to this day worried about retaliation.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: So this was what's cool is that his dad was
• 47:13
  actually the person. He was like an HR person for
• 47:18
  kind of the Cuban. It was at the time of
• 47:20
  the Cuban Bay of Pigs, you know, invasion, that kind
• 47:23
  of era. And he was responsible for taking care of
• 47:26
  all these kind of Cuban exiles. During that time, he
• 47:30
  was being the one that was kind of going house
• 47:32
  to house and giving people checks. So he had this
• 47:35
  kind of very interesting network of people and had this
• 47:39
  incredible access. And so what has been insinuated is that,
• 47:43
  you know, his dad had these relationships and knew where
• 47:45
  everyone was and knew all these people and had information
• 47:48
  that was useful to the government at the time. That's
• 47:51
  the idea. Gave information. No surprise.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: Or he helped bring down the real Pablo Escobar. Or
• 47:56
  he knew a big drug lord that the government wanted,
• 47:59
  and they made a deal.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Who knows?
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: But it could have been. There's lots of theories.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Quite an injustice, though. Like, even this guy, you know,
• 48:05
  we filmed 200 people over how long? 15 years? Really,
• 48:10
  the last six was more intense.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: More than 200 people.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: And you never get everybody in. And I remember meeting
• 48:17
  this guy, Tony Pascaro. Remember him?
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: He was the, this guy was part of, he flew
• 48:23
  planes for drugs. You know, he got busted with like 600,000,
• 48:27
  you know, pounds of weed at the time. He served
• 48:31
  the single largest sentence for a marijuana smuggling crime. 40 years.
• 48:36
  40 years. Got out maybe five years ago. And could
• 48:40
  you imagine coming out of prison for the longest sentence
• 48:42
  and then going to Miami and you see weed stores everywhere?
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: You're fucking– life's over.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: You see these weed stores.
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: It's like insane to me.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: That's fucked up.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: But that was at a time– look, Pablo Escobar– like
• 48:54
  there were people around Pablo Escobar that got indicted that
• 48:56
  were trafficking ivory horns and stuff. Like it was very–
• 49:00
  one degree of separation for like wildlife crime and drugs
• 49:03
  in that era.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: Why do you think there's that connection? Easy.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: Concealment.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Concealment.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: I mean look, I don't want to– I think there's
• 49:12
  been connections, you know, like you can put cocaine inside
• 49:14
  of a boa constrictor who's going to open a box
• 49:17
  at customs or, you know, Fish and Wildlife Service and
• 49:20
  look inside the boa constrictor. So there's some pretty ingenious
• 49:23
  ways to bring it.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Meaning you put it in their stomach?
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like you either force feed the boa constrictor, like
• 49:28
  you put them in those balloons, you put cocaine.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: In, or you even— And then you have to cut
• 49:32
  them open to get your cocaine?
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you cut them open and get your cocaine. But
• 49:35
  even more— I remember in New York when the fish
• 49:37
  markets used to put drugs— You speak so casually about that,
• 49:40
  by the way. But fish markets used to put the
• 49:41
  drugs in fish in the fish markets in New York.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, liquid cocaine, yeah.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because no one wants to handle the fish and
• 49:48
  open up the fish, and they'd shove all the drugs
• 49:49
  into the fish, so— You know, like smelly, dangerous animals.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Are a good cover for drugs.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Or even more simply, you know, trafficking wildlife, there was
• 50:00
  a legal version of that. So what they would do
• 50:02
  is take the crates and they'd pack them and they'd
• 50:04
  put the drugs at the bottom and they'd put, you know,
• 50:06
  another layer of animals and they'd mix in some, you know,
• 50:10
  lookalike animals that were really rare but looked like the
• 50:13
  common animal. So they'd mix them together. And then they'd
• 50:15
  put something like, you know, spitting cobras up the top.
• 50:18
  No one was reaching into the crate. when there was
• 50:20
  these very dangerous animals. So that's how they kind of got,
• 50:24
  they were able to prey on the lack of resources
• 50:27
  at these kind of major ports of entry and realized
• 50:31
  that Fish and Wildlife didn't really have any resources at
• 50:34
  the time. They had limited wildlife inspectors. They had to
• 50:37
  go through these volumes, volumes of crates, and they played
• 50:40
  these games.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Many Komodo dragons that made it into this country came
• 50:44
  in illegally in a crate, And they would just put
• 50:47
  a little Komodo dragon in with some other monitor lizards.
• 50:50
  And the inspectors couldn't tell the difference. And they'd go through.
• 50:53
  And the Komodo dragon that bit Sharon Stone's husband at
• 50:58
  the Los Angeles Zoo was one of those Komodo dragons.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: So it was somebody's private collection and then they got
• 51:03
  released at the zoo?
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: No, it was in a sting that's in our show
• 51:06
  where they were bringing in illegal animals coming from a
• 51:10
  guy in Malaysia who's sort of the Pablo Escobar, the
• 51:13
  kingpin globally of all the reptile animal trade. A guy
• 51:16
  that we finally accessed after COVID who– his name is
• 51:20
  Anson Wong and he was sort of the bad guy
• 51:24
  number one in the world for reptile and animal smuggling.
• 51:27
  And so he was sending– Well, he did the longest
• 51:31
  sentence in the US for wildlife crime ever at the
• 51:34
  time in the 90s. He was busted in Mexico. But–
• 51:38
  And then brought, extradited into the U.S. But he was
• 51:40
  bringing in Komodo dragons and really rare reptiles. And the
• 51:43
  zoos were the beneficiary of those reptiles once they were confiscated.
• 51:47
  So the L.A. Zoo, San Diego Zoo, Bronx Zoo, a
• 51:49
  lot of these animals came from reptile smugglers. Wow.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Very much the origins of collections.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. For zoos.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: And I would also imagine the kind of people that
• 51:58
  are really into reptiles probably also do drugs. So they
• 52:01
  probably know a lot of people in that world.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a cross-section.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: You're into death metal. You've got a python.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of inked guys. There's a lot of, like,
• 52:13
  goth guys into hot snakes, which are the venomous. A
• 52:17
  lot of bikers.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Hot snakes.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: Hot snakes.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: That's what they call them? Hot snakes. The kind that
• 52:22
  can kill you.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're called hot snakes.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, a lot of badass guys. And there was
• 52:28
  definitely drugs. Listen, I did.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Drugs in my life. No way.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Come on. I'll go on.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: I've done everything. I had nightclubs in New York City
• 52:38
  for many years, Joe. I'm like, you know, embalmed. It's
• 52:43
  made me live longer.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's what saved you when you got bit by
• 52:46
  the rattlesnake. Probably. But you got to think that the
• 52:50
  type of people that are going to be even interested
• 52:52
  in having a snake as a pet, that's a very
• 52:54
  unusual person. I like snakes. Yeah.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: Come on. You know people that have snakes. Kids have
• 53:01
  ball pythons. You've got kids. They like a baby– a
• 53:03
  ball python. They're clean. You don't have to feed it
• 53:06
  every day like a rabbit or a dog. You can
• 53:09
  go on vacation, leave your ball python. They're a good pet,
• 53:13
  a lot of snakes.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I don't think of them as a pet. I think
• 53:15
  of them as a monster that you feed that allows
• 53:18
  you– it's not big enough to eat you. So it
• 53:21
  allows you to feed it. And then you have to
• 53:24
  keep it in this box, which is kind of weird.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, that's why I like tortoises. You don't have
• 53:29
  to keep them in a cage or a box.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Because does a snake experience discomfort because they're in a terrarium?
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: Listen, there's a lot of myth out there that, oh,
• 53:39
  snakes can live in a little teeny, like, sweater box
• 53:42
  or a shoe box. And you can put them in
• 53:43
  racks like you see in snake stores and snake breeders.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Like a rack of shoes.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: The truth is real snakes in the wild do not
• 53:50
  live in little boxes.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: They may.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: Go underground at a certain time of year and hibernate.
• 53:55
  But they come out and they hang out like us
• 53:57
  and they move around. And most snakes do not live
• 54:00
  in a little teeny box. But yes, they can survive
• 54:03
  in a box. But there's all different kinds of snakes.
• 54:06
  There's racer snakes and indigo snakes and snakes that need
• 54:08
  to move fast and go places. And then there's some
• 54:12
  snakes like a ball python that can be in a
• 54:14
  more confined space. But you can't generalize.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: But generally, like when people keep them as pets, they
• 54:17
  keep them in some kind of an aquarium, right?
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they should give them more space. They should
• 54:23
  absolutely give them more space. I mean part of what
• 54:25
  we're trying to do in this show is try to
• 54:27
  tell people, be responsible. Don't treat reptiles like disposable pets,
• 54:31
  like a toy that you break one week and then
• 54:33
  you buy another one and you break it and the
• 54:35
  parents buy another one. They're living creatures. The death toll
• 54:39
  when you import these animals is amazing. I mean it's
• 54:41
  so much mortality. And we don't talk about mortality, whether
• 54:45
  it's zoos or people bringing in these reptiles or even
• 54:48
  myself over the years. You asked me what happened to
• 54:50
  that snake. Probably died. Probably was flushed down the toilet
• 54:53
  by someone's mom, you know. You know, like baby green
• 54:56
  turtles that you had as a kid, like what happened
• 54:58
  to most of those.
• 54:59
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  Speaker 3: So the longest lived animal, terrestrial animal on the planet
• 56:01
  is a giant tortoise. They can live almost 200 years.
• 56:04
  I have tortoises that are over 100 years old.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: What about snakes?
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: Snakes generally– most snakes don't live more than 30 to
• 56:10
  40 years. But there are a few that might– lizards
• 56:12
  can live 70 years. Some of the big land iguanas
• 56:15
  can live a long time.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Those ones in Florida? They can live 70 years?
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know about green iguanas, but there are some
• 56:22
  that can live 50 to 70 years, some of the
• 56:24
  big lizards. Tortoises live the longest. Some crocodilians can live
• 56:28
  a really long time. Snakes live the least– The lesser
• 56:32
  time compared to most of the other reptiles.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: That was another thing that they found in Florida in
• 56:37
  the Everglades. They found Nile crocodiles. And they think that
• 56:42
  they might have a breeding population. There's some suspicion. But
• 56:45
  it's basically from people having them as pets.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: I've swam with Nile crocodiles. That's no joke.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Why did you do that?
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: I was in Madagascar. They have a form of Nile
• 56:54
  crocodile in Madagascar. They don't get quite as big as
• 56:57
  the mainland crocs. And I was looking for turtles. And
• 56:59
  then I saw the crocs. Nile crocodiles and, as you know,
• 57:03
  saltwater crocodiles are the two crocs that really kill the
• 57:06
  most people. You know, people come and wash their clothing
• 57:09
  next to the shore. You know, the croc comes up
• 57:11
  and grabs them. You know, you really got to watch
• 57:13
  it with Nile crocodiles. So if they're in Florida, they're
• 57:16
  much bigger than American crocodiles.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have a shoot-on-sight order for them, or they
• 57:20
  did at least in this article that I was reading.
• 57:21
  It was from a while back.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that. Wow. Yeah, they found a couple
• 57:24
  of them. Yeah.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know they've captured at least two of them.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Well, the biggest reptile in the world in terms of weight,
• 57:31
  back to our size conversation, is a saltwater crocodile. And
• 57:35
  it's neck and neck with a leatherback sea turtle. They're
• 57:38
  both over 2,000 pounds. So you imagine a 2,000- Wow.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: A leatherback sea turtle is that big? Yeah, yeah. I
• 57:44
  had no idea. That's crazy. I would have never imagined
• 57:48
  that a sea turtle would have the same body weight
• 57:51
  as a saltwater crocodile.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: They're neck and neck, over 2,000 pounds, both of them.
• 57:55
  That's a big, big turtle.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Well, I know that there's legend, right, about Congo crocodiles
• 58:03
  and that there's crocodiles that people had supposedly seen back
• 58:08
  in the early 1900s and the 1800s that they thought
• 58:11
  were 40 feet long. And the thing about crocodiles is
• 58:15
  I don't think they die of old age. I think
• 58:19
  they just stay alive until they die.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: I want to be a crocodile.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: And they keep getting bigger. That's the other thing. Like
• 58:25
  depending upon their food source and how much– I think
• 58:29
  in captivity they wind up dying, but I think there's
• 58:35
  some thoughts as to why that happens, how they're actually eating,
• 58:39
  whether they're getting fed, what's the difference between the way
• 58:42
  they live in the wild. But there's some accounts from
• 58:47
  back in the day where these guys were on a
• 58:49
  boat and the crocodile was bigger than the boat they
• 58:51
  were on.
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: I mean, the thing about crocodilians, and I think there's
• 58:55
  about 27 different types, but Once they get to a
• 58:58
  certain size, you know, they're vulnerable when they're little, right,
• 59:01
  like birds and fish and things can kill them and
• 59:03
  eat them. But once they get a certain size, you know,
• 59:05
  like you're saying, they're pretty much invincible. Nothing can kill them,
• 59:09
  you know.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: And some of them develop a taste for people.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah just movement in the water and just because they're
• 59:16
  an ambush predator yeah well they hunt people and they
• 59:20
  probably hunt people my friend Jim Shockey he got hired
• 59:23
  to go to Africa I forget what country it was,
• 59:27
  but he got hired to kill these crocodiles because they
• 59:31
  were preying on people. And while he was there, someone
• 59:35
  got snatched up while he was in camp. He said
• 59:39
  everybody there had like missing a leg, bite taken out
• 59:41
  of their calf.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Everybody was all fucked up.
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: I was good friends with Peter Beard and he would
• 59:46
  go to Kenya and Ethiopia and call crocodiles. And there's
• 59:49
  a really incredible photo of him inside a crocodile that
• 59:53
  they killed. And he's like writing in his journal. But
• 59:56
  half his body is in a huge Nile crocodile. But
• 59:59
  he would go and cull them for probably a similar reason.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: As you just said. Once they start targeting villagers, once
• 1:00:06
  they find that there's a place that they can hunt
• 1:00:08
  and get regular food, they're there all the time. They're
• 1:00:11
  so sneaky that what they developed was these people had
• 1:00:16
  put posts into the ground in the water. So into
• 1:00:21
  the– the area where they would wash their clothes and
• 1:00:24
  gather food, they essentially built like some sort of a
• 1:00:28
  containment area where the crocs couldn't get through these poles.
• 1:00:31
  So what the crocs did was go around the poles
• 1:00:33
  and into the water. So they had figured it out.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: Smart.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: That's creepy. That's creepy. Well, they, they, they realize like, Oh,
• 1:00:41
  the people go like, they must've been watching and realizing, Oh,
• 1:00:45
  the people go into this area. So I got to
• 1:00:46
  go on the ground at night and then I'll go
• 1:00:48
  back into the water and then I'll catch these fuckers slipping.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: And they're patient. They can wait years. They're intelligent. They
• 1:00:53
  can wait a long time before they eat anything.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't have to eat for a year, right?
• 1:00:57
  A big croc, yeah. Are they intelligent?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, they're one of the few reptiles that actually
• 1:01:04
  really does defend their babies. Like a snake. A snake
• 1:01:09
  doesn't do that. Yeah, yeah. Wow, yeah. Wow. Wow. That's amazing.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: What a dinosaur, man.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: What is that, a saltwater or a Nile? Saltwater.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: It says sell water crocodiles.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Is this in Australia? In Australia. Wow.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Those things ran the whole world at one point in time.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: It's just weird there's still creatures like that roaming around,
• 1:01:34
  you know? That's a throwback.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: And there's some really endangered crocodiles. And you'll see in
• 1:01:38
  our show, I think even episode one, there's the zoo
• 1:01:41
  curator that says, oh, we bought a few Philippine crocodiles
• 1:01:45
  from this dealer. I think it's in the first episode.
• 1:01:48
  And Philippine crocodiles today are super endangered. There's still some really,
• 1:01:53
  really rare ones. Not saltwater crocs and not Nile crocs,
• 1:01:55
  but there's some really endangered ones.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Is that a thrill for these guys that they get
• 1:02:00
  something that they're not supposed to have as a part
• 1:02:01
  of it?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: It's like a rare baseball card.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: No, it's like rare art. It's like having a– yeah, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:02:09
  And then there's a– I get excited by seeing something
• 1:02:11
  I never saw before. I'm like a kid in a
• 1:02:13
  candy store. No, but when I see a cool like
• 1:02:16
  pink landing one, I've never seen one in the wild
• 1:02:19
  or anywhere. And I've been to the Galapagos. So, yeah,
• 1:02:21
  it's a thrill. It's a high.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: But to put it in your backpack and take it
• 1:02:25
  home is probably not encouraged.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: I'd stuff it down my pants. No, I'd be too scared.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't want to do that, right? Well, ever
• 1:02:35
  since– In its natural habitat. No, I wouldn't want to.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: You know, my mother– It gave me a good moral
• 1:02:41
  compass with that. She used to say to me when
• 1:02:42
  I was a kid, don't play God, Eric. I was
• 1:02:44
  keeping things and she'd tell me, you got to let
• 1:02:47
  it go at the end of the summer. So I
• 1:02:49
  was lucky to have that because a lot of people
• 1:02:50
  didn't have that mother and I did. So I kind
• 1:02:53
  of– against my better judgment when I was a kid,
• 1:02:55
  I did bad things that my mother didn't like. But
• 1:02:57
  later in life, she was right. Keep it in the wild.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. Well, they're fascinating in the wild. It's
• 1:03:02
  just like I do appreciate them in the wild. I
• 1:03:05
  just– I'm perplexed as to why people would– They would
• 1:03:09
  have their life revolve around taking care of reptiles. It
• 1:03:13
  just seems really odd.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Well, people get into it and they get addicted and
• 1:03:18
  they buy more and more and more and then they
• 1:03:20
  get divorced and they get rid of them all or
• 1:03:22
  they get burned out on it because after a while,
• 1:03:23
  it's a lot of work taking care of a lot
• 1:03:25
  of reptiles. So it's kind of like people get really
• 1:03:28
  into it and sometimes it's hard to sustain it.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: But more trade. than the other collectible culture.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Trade?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: More trade. More, you know.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Like, I'll give you a crocodile.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: Buy, sell, trade. Yeah.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: What's going on here, Jamie?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: Bear gallbladder.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: I've never seen this footage.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: That's a shark.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: So it's stealing a shark that a guy caught? Wow.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: That must be American crocodile, right?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: It's Australia? Okay, a lot of sharks in Australia. That
• 1:03:59
  makes sense.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Wow.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: So it just stole this guy's fish. Okay.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: What's been your interest in wildlife?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Well, man, I'm fascinated by wildlife. I'm just much more
• 1:04:11
  interested in mammals for whatever reason. I mean, I'm interested
• 1:04:14
  in these things. I found them fascinating, but they're not
• 1:04:17
  as compelling to me for whatever reason. And I always
• 1:04:19
  wondered what that is. Like, you know, I did this
• 1:04:22
  thing on social media once, the social media hierarchy of
• 1:04:25
  dead animals. And I said, like, fish, fillets of fish.
• 1:04:29
  No one cares. Dead fish. people care a little more,
• 1:04:34
  but not much. Dead turkey, not that big a deal.
• 1:04:38
  Dead deer, okay, now we're getting weird. You know, dead bear,
• 1:04:43
  now people get mad at you. It's interesting.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: You know, I went to this thing called Safari Club
• 1:04:48
  International in Vegas. It's the biggest trophy hunting, you know, convention.
• 1:04:53
  And I was filming undercover and I started out, you know, asking, yeah,
• 1:04:58
  can you taxidermy this and that? And then I kind of,
• 1:05:00
  you know, raised the bar and I said, you know,
• 1:05:03
  can you taxidermy a chimp for me? And they're like, yeah,
• 1:05:06
  we can do a chimp. So what about an orangutan? Yeah,
• 1:05:09
  we could do an orangutan. Anyway, and I was going
• 1:05:11
  around to different taxidermists in this giant convention. They had
• 1:05:14
  elephants and lions and all kinds of stuff. Eventually I
• 1:05:17
  asked them if you could taxidermy a human, you know,
• 1:05:20
  and then suddenly I noticed all these guys starting to
• 1:05:23
  follow me, you know, and there was a big NRA
• 1:05:26
  booth and a lot of people with guns. And eventually
• 1:05:28
  they surrounded me and I was trying to get rid
• 1:05:30
  of my you know, camera gear and throw it in
• 1:05:32
  the garbage and stuff. But it was interesting where the
• 1:05:36
  line is and what you're allowed to.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: Well, it sounds like you're a fucking psychopath. You're asking
• 1:05:40
  if you could taxidermy a human. You don't think that's,
• 1:05:43
  they probably thought for sure you're a fed or someone
• 1:05:47
  or a joke undercover. I mean, obviously it was.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: Kind of, it was kind of a joke, but they
• 1:05:53
  literally started putting eyeballs on me and say, who the
• 1:05:55
  fuck is this guy?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but they were– Hey, how do you take a
• 1:06:00
  fucking human and turn it into a statue?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: People have shrunken heads. I know people with shrunken heads actually.
• 1:06:06
  They collect them. But no, it's pretty macabre. But the
• 1:06:09
  fact that they would taxidermy a chimp and an orangutan
• 1:06:12
  and a gorilla.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: So who are these people that said they would do that?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: They're just– Just taxidermists that are in this convention that taxidermy.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: Your big game. So someone would have to smuggle it
• 1:06:24
  back to.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: A lot of what happens is– and a lot of
• 1:06:28
  the– when zoo animals die, sometimes they send it to people,
• 1:06:31
  that taxidermy. So I know people that get a lot
• 1:06:34
  of zoo carcasses and they– taxidermy. I've seen it. But yeah.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: So when a zoo has the option to sell the
• 1:06:43
  dead body and then someone turns it into a taxidermy statue?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: But it's gone on for a long time. Nothing against zoos,
• 1:06:50
  but that was one way to get really unusual animals.
• 1:06:53
  Like I have a friend, I mean a guy I
• 1:06:54
  know that's taxidermied a number of Komodo dragons that came
• 1:06:57
  from zoos because people don't have Komodo dragons in the
• 1:07:00
  private sector.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess no harm, no foul if it's already dead.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: But I guess the point you're making, I'm just sort
• 1:07:06
  of saying it's interesting how fish, even though certain fish
• 1:07:09
  can live over 100 years, certain rock fish and longevity,
• 1:07:13
  that's incredible. We don't think of them. In the same
• 1:07:17
  way as we think of these higher. Right.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: We don't care at all.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: We don't care at all.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We don't seem to, you know, going fishing is
• 1:07:25
  much more common than going hunting.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Now that I said what I just said, you know,
• 1:07:29
  maybe that's a little twisted.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: About taxidermy a person.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: Well, it is twisted.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: You asked him.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: I think I said that out of context.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: Whoa. You could buy this.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: It says it's real.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: I was trying to look and see if it was fake.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: What? How is that legal?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: It's a document. I'm not sure on the screen.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, it wasn't hard to find.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: There's our friend.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: It's only three grand? I mean, hmm.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: Riverside. Yeah, the guy that has the taxidermy.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: He's got a funny name for his museum.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got the Komodo dragon, but now that I
• 1:08:01
  think about it, he had a number of taxidermied gorillas.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: Now that I think about it.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Now, do they say where they got this from? Does
• 1:08:08
  it say how they acquired this body? That document might. Yeah.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: They have to pay for the document.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: That's fucking weird, man.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: But to your point about this kind of societal reaction
• 1:08:21
  to wildlife issues, I think that's what we're super curious about,
• 1:08:28
  what drives people's obsessions around certain things. In this case,
• 1:08:33
  this happens to be part sport, part industry, part obsession
• 1:08:37
  with scarcity. But that is all, in this case, leading
• 1:08:41
  more to destructive extinction problems, you know? Very few animals,
• 1:08:46
  more and more animals are threatened with extinction than ever before,
• 1:08:49
  particularly reptiles. Now one out of every five are threatened
• 1:08:52
  with extinction. And it's growing at an accelerated rate, mainly
• 1:08:56
  because of things that we explore in our show.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: Pet trade.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: Exotic you know smuggling all of that um but you
• 1:09:04
  know to get people to care about things that can
• 1:09:06
  harm you you know believe it or not you know
• 1:09:09
  we have challenges with you know subject matter in the
• 1:09:12
  show that you know we'll get notes back and and
• 1:09:15
  it's it's it's it might be too hardcore for people
• 1:09:18
  to see um because it's a brutal, volume-based industry. And
• 1:09:23
  there's a lot of spoiling.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: We try not to show the bludgeoning and the cruelty
• 1:09:27
  of the animals. We try to avoid that with Tiger
• 1:09:29
  King and Jim Crazy in this show, because people turn
• 1:09:31
  the channel. So we try, if we wanted to, we
• 1:09:34
  could do that.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: But we're talking more about the point of, like, how
• 1:09:39
  do people respond to something through an interest? And, you know,
• 1:09:44
  what turns them on, what turns them off? And what
• 1:09:46
  is it about us that, has this connection to certain–
• 1:09:49
  why are there turtle people? Why do you like turtles?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: Why do you think people vilify reptiles? You like mammals.
• 1:09:55
  You said why do you think people aren't so keen
• 1:09:57
  on reptiles?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Well, they're not like us, right? They're a different sort
• 1:10:01
  of predatory lizard thing and I think in our mind
• 1:10:04
  they harken back to the days where these things were
• 1:10:07
  a real problem for human beings. I think crocodiles and alligators,
• 1:10:13
  like they enact– there's a visceral reaction. that people have
• 1:10:19
  to them that I think is warranted. It's genetic probably.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: But you don't think– because we like to talk about
• 1:10:24
  the warm, cuddly, charismatic animals like a panda bear or
• 1:10:28
  a koala bear or a.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Well, that I think is anthropomorphism that's done by Disney movies.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: Of course it is.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because people in the pioneer days, they didn't think
• 1:10:38
  of bears that way.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: But I would argue that a bear, a Kodiak bear,
• 1:10:44
  a polar bear, a lion– It's a lot more concerning
• 1:10:48
  than most reptiles. So why we vilify reptiles and have
• 1:10:53
  that feeling about them is I think maybe more as
• 1:10:57
  to what you said about the anthropomorphism. You can't– a
• 1:11:00
  snake has no legs like us. They don't breastfeed their
• 1:11:02
  babies like a bear or like a mammal. They have
• 1:11:06
  a forked tongue. They have no ears. A snake is weird.
• 1:11:09
  They're nothing like us. So maybe we feel so removed
• 1:11:12
  from them and they're scary. even though they're really not
• 1:11:14
  that scary.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: We talked to this guy. The Disney thing is so
• 1:11:18
  interesting to me because that was actually something that I
• 1:11:21
  was kind of deep on. This guy, Carl Safina, is
• 1:11:26
  he more of an anthropologist or is he more of
• 1:11:28
  a behaviorist?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: He's like an animal behaviorist and sort of more in
• 1:11:32
  the groove of animal welfare and animal behavior.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but this sort of creation of anthropomorphic characters through Disney,
• 1:11:39
  if you track this sort of correlation to You know,
• 1:11:44
  entry points into, you know, mainstream culture. You know, it's
• 1:11:50
  you know, it's they're easy. They're great devices for human emotion.
• 1:11:53
  But then there's this more perverse side of, you know,
• 1:11:56
  it creates these demands for pets. You know, Zootopia, we
• 1:12:00
  would snakes like Zootopia had a snake as a central
• 1:12:02
  character and it's going crazy in China.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: Well, that's a pop culture thing.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: But that's the– so these well-intentioned things and these ways
• 1:12:11
  in which we portray animals.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: Finding Nemo, everyone wanted a clownfish. Harry Potter, everyone wanted
• 1:12:18
  a baby owl. I was in Asia after Harry Potter.
• 1:12:20
  I was like, what are the– like 50 baby owls
• 1:12:23
  in this market and they were Harry Potter birds. That's
• 1:12:26
  a byproduct of pop culture, right? Jurassic Park, everyone wants
• 1:12:30
  their little bearded dragon because they want a miniature dinosaur.
• 1:12:34
  So who knows what's going to happen after Monsters of God.
• 1:12:36
  They're all going to want snakes again.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 2: Hopefully you have some reverence.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Did Tiger King open up the door for that, you think?
• 1:12:42
  Did people look at that and find it appealing? Like,
• 1:12:45
  that's what I've been missing. I've been looking for my niche.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: I think it gave the opposite of people maybe questioning.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: It's like deliverance. Tiger King, the way you're talking.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: Maybe question when you take a photo with a baby
• 1:12:59
  tiger at a roadside zoo. I think that was more...
• 1:13:03
  more you know because it was so big in pop
• 1:13:05
  culture i want to.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: Get me a tiger after tiger came well it gave
• 1:13:08
  me a little baby tiger okay if.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: You're gonna play into this lane it's like look everyone
• 1:13:11
  was shocked that you could buy you could basically get
• 1:13:13
  one for free.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Well we've talked about it before on the podcast but
• 1:13:16
  there's more tigers in captivity in texas than all the
• 1:13:18
  wild of the world yeah yeah in people's private collections.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah i think religion also has a is it plays
• 1:13:25
  a big role in the vilification of reptiles particularly snakes
• 1:13:29
  you know like Something about that Adam Eve complex and,
• 1:13:33
  you know, the snake is bad.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Serpent. The serpent, yeah. More people dream of snakes in
• 1:13:41
  this country than any other thing combined. It's mostly negative dreams.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: Not sharks? Snakes? Like nightmare snake dreams?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Google did this sort of like infographic by country and
• 1:13:53
  You know, what is the most common dream that people have?
• 1:13:55
  And it's usually about snakes, which is remarkable.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 3: I have like someone chasing me or panic dreams. I
• 1:14:00
  never have a nightmare about a snake.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: Well, you never hear of like a phobia directly attached
• 1:14:04
  to sharks. You know, you have aphidiophobia, which is a
• 1:14:07
  fear of snakes, but you don't hear of a sharkophobia.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: Or arachnophobia.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: Right. Spiders. Yeah.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: People are freaked out by spiders.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I think that's a genetic thing. I think
• 1:14:17
  there's a memory. I think someone either was bit or
• 1:14:21
  knows someone that was bit and that information got transferred
• 1:14:24
  down to their offspring. I'm pretty sure of that because
• 1:14:27
  hosting Fear Factor, I got to see people with legitimate
• 1:14:31
  arachnophobia and legitimate aphidiophobia where it is like nothing else.
• 1:14:36
  Like they see it and they fucking freak out. Like
• 1:14:39
  it's irrational. It's like everything in their body saying you
• 1:14:43
  got to get out of here right now.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: And it's not like everybody else. Everybody else who looked
• 1:14:47
  at it was like, oh, yikes. And then a few people,
• 1:14:50
  they had that genetic memory, I think.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: That's just a theory. I agree. And it's cultural. It's cultural.
• 1:14:57
  Like we have a lot of Mexican guys that work
• 1:14:59
  with us. And every year we do a snake course
• 1:15:02
  when the snakes start coming out in the spring. And
• 1:15:04
  I show them how to. put a rattlesnake in there.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: It's the only staff meeting he ever does.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. It's the only thing I care about. But
• 1:15:09
  I don't want people killing snakes that work for me.
• 1:15:11
  And I'm like, hey, you don't have to kill the snake.
• 1:15:13
  And they're so used to taking the machete and cutting
• 1:15:15
  the snake's head off. And we don't do that. We
• 1:15:18
  move the rattlesnake and we put it somewhere else. We
• 1:15:20
  move the gopher snake, the king snake. But they just
• 1:15:23
  have this, you know, some of them, as you were
• 1:15:25
  just saying, just can't wrap their head around even touching
• 1:15:28
  the snake because they just, it's instilled in them, you know,
• 1:15:31
  from their parents or from whatever their childhood that they're
• 1:15:34
  scared of snakes. It's hard to change.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: But with kids, like I'm sure with your kids and
• 1:15:39
  your daughters, like I see with little boys, you know,
• 1:15:43
  six and three, their reaction and they're not fearful. Like
• 1:15:47
  it's partially because of the influence of the work that
• 1:15:49
  I'm doing. But, you know, I watch them interact. I
• 1:15:53
  see their friends. I see their cousins that are fearful.
• 1:15:55
  They have an adverse reaction. I also think it's like.
• 1:15:59
  You know, your exposure to it.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: You know, a lot. And you're right. Probably some genetic
• 1:16:04
  kind of.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Definitely exposure, too. I mean, if you grow up and
• 1:16:06
  you're used to being around different kinds of animals and
• 1:16:09
  the wildlife and different things, you'll probably be more comfortable
• 1:16:12
  around unique animals. If you're a person who grows up
• 1:16:16
  entirely in the city.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: Did your parents like animals? Did they?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: Dogs. We had dogs and cats. Normal stuff.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: I had a weird mom. I had a weird mom
• 1:16:24
  that liked snakes. And so that played a role in it.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: And liked salamanders.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, that explains a lot.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: And she would take me to pet stores and actually
• 1:16:32
  steal the snakes and salamanders and steal them and put
• 1:16:35
  them in her purse. Oh, God. And then take me
• 1:16:37
  out into the woods and we'd let them go. So
• 1:16:39
  that's the kind of mother. Oh, wow. Yeah, she didn't
• 1:16:41
  like seeing them in cages. Wow. But she didn't mind kleptomania.
• 1:16:44
  So I got good at stealing for a while.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: It's an odd mom who's, like, really into snakes. That's
• 1:16:50
  an odd mom.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: No, she just wanted to free them. She didn't like
• 1:16:52
  seeing them in cages.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, I understand.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: In aquariums. Yeah.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't grow up around any of that. I
• 1:16:59
  didn't know anybody who had a snake as a pet.
• 1:17:01
  Nothing I can remember.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Really? In New Jersey?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Well, I was born in New Jersey, but I grew
• 1:17:06
  up all over the place.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: I lived in San Francisco until I was 11, and
• 1:17:10
  I lived in Florida from 11 to 13. I actually
• 1:17:13
  was around a lot of alligators during that time.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: There it is.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we were in Gainesville, and there was a place
• 1:17:19
  called Lake Alice there that had a lot of alligators.
• 1:17:23
  You'd see it all the time. When I was there,
• 1:17:24
  one lady.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: Got her dog. At a fairly impressionable age.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: I was around them a lot. But they were weird.
• 1:17:31
  They didn't do anything. They just laid on the shore.
• 1:17:33
  You could see them and you could be fairly close.
• 1:17:35
  Even though they could have clearly chased me and caught
• 1:17:38
  me because they can run like 30 miles an hour, right?
• 1:17:40
  They could have caught me if they wanted to. They didn't.
• 1:17:42
  They weren't really interested in people. Apparently, they had plenty
• 1:17:45
  of food. And they were– at that time, they were
• 1:17:48
  actually endangered. So alligators, like they were telling people not
• 1:17:52
  to feed them marshmallows because people would throw marshmallows on
• 1:17:55
  the lake because you could watch the alligator come up
• 1:17:57
  and eat the marshmallow. They like marshmallows. And they said, hey,
• 1:18:00
  these are not good for alligators. They're super worried about
• 1:18:03
  alligator diabetes or something. But they were concerned.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: Alligator sugar rush.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were concerned about giving the alligator non-nutritious food,
• 1:18:13
  which I thought was funny because they were saying that
• 1:18:15
  they were endangered.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 3: And it's amazing that in the 50s and 60s, they
• 1:18:19
  were really endangered. It was hard to find an alligator.
• 1:18:21
  And when you think about that now.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: It's hard to believe.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: It's hard to believe. And how the Endangered Species Act
• 1:18:26
  did help. bald eagles, birds of prey, because of DDT.
• 1:18:32
  But it brought back alligators, and now alligators, like you
• 1:18:35
  can't even imagine they were endangered. They're like ubiquitous in Florida. Oh,
• 1:18:39
  they're everywhere.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: They literally say every pond has the potential to have
• 1:18:42
  an alligator. They're everywhere. Everywhere you look. They move around.
• 1:18:45
  They're very overpopulated.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: What's interesting about this work, in the show that spans
• 1:18:51
  so much time, we had, which you shared in this curiosity,
• 1:18:59
  but we had great access to all of these great
• 1:19:02
  people in different industries. So you have heads of the zoo.
• 1:19:05
  You have DOJ, DEA.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: U.S.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: Fish and Wildlife Service, the collectors, you know, the bigger suppliers,
• 1:19:15
  and you have all aspects of this sort of industry.
• 1:19:18
  And what the show became, you know, as we were
• 1:19:22
  working through the edit, is this kind of, you know,
• 1:19:24
  this real clear story of unintended consequences, which is the
• 1:19:28
  more you enforce, you have great laws that happen, but
• 1:19:32
  it triggers something else, and that triggers something else. And
• 1:19:34
  you see this kind of time after time after time again.
• 1:19:36
  And In some cases, it leads to some positive things
• 1:19:40
  like ESA or the Dangerous Species Act, or you have
• 1:19:45
  a pop culture event that drives sales of an animal
• 1:19:48
  that's going to be poached out of extinction. So it's
• 1:19:53
  a really interesting way of looking at this and analyzing
• 1:19:56
  it in a way.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: What you realize, and you'll see, Joe, if you continue watching,
• 1:20:00
  that the pathology behind everyone, the law enforcement, they're going
• 1:20:08
  after their prize. Their big trophy is the bad guy.
• 1:20:13
  The bad guy, the dealer, the smuggler is going after
• 1:20:16
  the rarest reptile. The zoos got very competitive with reptile
• 1:20:21
  houses in the 70s and 80s because they started realizing
• 1:20:24
  they were very popular. One of the most popular things
• 1:20:27
  in zoos are reptile houses. They wanted the Komodo dragon,
• 1:20:29
  the rare reptile. So And the collector, guys like me
• 1:20:32
  that really dig reptiles, wanted the pink Galapagos land iguana
• 1:20:37
  that no one has, or the this, the unattainable. So
• 1:20:41
  everyone kind of is going after each other. The reptile,
• 1:20:45
  the feds are going after the bad guys. And it's
• 1:20:48
  a similar pathology. And what you find out in the
• 1:20:50
  end of the series is there's a scene where law
• 1:20:55
  enforcement has something that you can't believe. And it's a
• 1:20:58
  little like doing a film about cocaine cowboys, and the
• 1:21:02
  law enforcement has a garage full of heroin and cocaine
• 1:21:06
  that they're selling. So it's like it gets very gray,
• 1:21:10
  and the psychology is similar.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: The only difference between the prisoner and the guard are
• 1:21:14
  the bars. That's the sort of kind of idea.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: And you'll see there's no clear right and wrong, and
• 1:21:18
  sometimes the laws don't work, so it's messy. And sometimes
• 1:21:22
  there should be laws where there aren't laws. Back to
• 1:21:24
  the marijuana analogy, like fucking marijuana. How twisted is it
• 1:21:31
  that someone goes to prison for 40 years of a
• 1:21:33
  plot and now you can go to a weed shop
• 1:21:35
  every corner in Oklahoma, right? But it's a very messy,
• 1:21:40
  complex story that was hard to weave together. And I
• 1:21:44
  think it was the most challenging for us, certainly more
• 1:21:46
  challenging than Tiger King.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: The most proud. I think it's really deep and it's
• 1:21:50
  a good one.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: And we lived.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: And we lived for now.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: You guys spend a lot of time on these.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: This is one of the things that I found shocking
• 1:21:59
  while you were just discussing this. You were saying it
• 1:22:00
  was like six years.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: More.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: More.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: So when did you plant the seed?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: Well, the seed was planted really in my head when
• 1:22:09
  I read this book, The Lizard King, in 2008. And
• 1:22:12
  I tried to buy the rights from this author, Brian Christie,
• 1:22:15
  who wrote this incredible book, The Lizard King, in 2008.
• 1:22:17
  So that's almost 20 years ago. I didn't start filming
• 1:22:21
  until 2014 with Josh Safdie. And that was the beginning.
• 1:22:25
  But Tiger King and other things got in the way. So, yeah,
• 1:22:27
  maybe six years if you were to condense that time.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: But when we saw you a couple of years ago,
• 1:22:32
  we were making many projects along this. Because you can't
• 1:22:36
  do them all. It's a very unstructured way of working.
• 1:22:41
  We don't have a. certain amount of shoot days. It's
• 1:22:45
  kind of a flow. We like these longitudinal.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: We shoot multiple projects at the same time.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: You know, and we're lucky because a lot of our
• 1:22:51
  worlds are in certain places. So, you know, it's one-stop shopping.
• 1:22:55
  In Florida, there's a lot of interesting people, a lot
• 1:22:59
  of colorful people that are, you know, are hitting some
• 1:23:01
  of these themes that we're exploring in different works. So
• 1:23:05
  I think, so we're able to kind of do that.
• 1:23:08
  But the duration, the duration's great because, like, Sometimes constraints
• 1:23:13
  are– no, I think it's great in some ways if
• 1:23:15
  you're able to kind of balance other work because holding
• 1:23:19
  out for access to a really important person might not
• 1:23:22
  happen in the first go around but a year later
• 1:23:24
  or two years later.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: What is the common factor that you guys– is it
• 1:23:29
  fucked up people like that you guys are looking for
• 1:23:32
  when you decide what kind of documentaries you're making?
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 3: Not just– like that would be too superficial. There's too
• 1:23:39
  many fucked up people out there, Joe.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: But fucked up people in connection with wildlife is the
• 1:23:44
  theme of the big three that you've got.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: And people that have a story that's somewhere hidden in there.
• 1:23:50
  So we cast a wide fucking net. Like we filmed
• 1:23:53
  shark people and taxidermists and the guy that breeds the
• 1:23:56
  most long-tailed cat monkeys for medical research where we got
• 1:23:59
  COVID from. We're filming so many different subcultures of animal
• 1:24:03
  people and other people. And then you sort of hone
• 1:24:06
  in on something. And so the monkey mom thing became
• 1:24:09
  chimp crazy. And we started seeing a story there. So
• 1:24:12
  it's not like we just go out and just lock
• 1:24:15
  into something and there's a story. We have to kind
• 1:24:17
  of find it. And I would say this is not
• 1:24:19
  a good recipe for people that want to make documentaries.
• 1:24:22
  Like anyone starting out in life to try to make docs,
• 1:24:24
  don't do what we do because it's not a good
• 1:24:26
  way to get rich and it takes forever and you
• 1:24:28
  may never have a story.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: And so it's like– That's what I'm getting at. It's
• 1:24:32
  like– We got.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: Lucky that Joe Exotic tried to kill Cullabascan while we
• 1:24:36
  were filming. We got lucky in a sense that– and
• 1:24:40
  we got lucky he didn't kill her. We got lucky
• 1:24:42
  in a sense that Tanya kidnapped a chimpanzee. This is
• 1:24:45
  not a recipe for success. We film, film, film. We
• 1:24:49
  do a lot of shit that no one ever sees.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: Joe Exotic DMs me all the time on Instagram.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, still?
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He wants to get out.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: You know, there's a way maybe we can get him out.
• 1:24:58
  By the way, I'll tell you after the show. I'll
• 1:25:00
  tell you after the show.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: Do you want him to get out?
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: You know, the government made a deal with him before
• 1:25:05
  the trial. They said, well, you can do six years
• 1:25:08
  or you're going to have a trial. Six years. He's
• 1:25:10
  been in jail now for nine years or whatever it's been.
• 1:25:13
  He would be out right now if he made that deal.
• 1:25:15
  He thought he was going to get off. And I
• 1:25:16
  was like, Joe, I was on the phone with him
• 1:25:18
  every day at the time from prison. I said, take
• 1:25:20
  the deal.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 3: I'm not into throwing people in prison and throwing away
• 1:25:26
  the key forever.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: Tanya's in jail, too. You know?
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 3: We're good at that.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: For perjury.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: I think she doesn't deserve to be there for four years,
• 1:25:33
  you know, for perjury.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: Well, she didn't need to kidnap another chimp. Yeah. We
• 1:25:38
  tried to help her, but she didn't. She was our
• 1:25:41
  own worst enemy. Anyway.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: Well, these people are obsessed.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: I think also what attracts the crime element is the
• 1:25:48
  sentencing is low for wildlife trafficking, wildlife crimes.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: But do they really consider that when they're getting involved? Like, oh,
• 1:25:54
  no big deal. Only do four years. Do they really
• 1:25:56
  think of that?
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: I think they keep going back to it. They keep
• 1:25:58
  doing it.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think that's because they're obsessed. They're trying
• 1:26:01
  not to get caught. I don't think they're looking at
• 1:26:05
  it and balancing out the low sentence rate and going, yeah,
• 1:26:08
  this is a good thing to get involved in. Get
• 1:26:10
  involved in heroin. It's a pretty stiff crime.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: I think it's a risk factor that's considered and especially
• 1:26:15
  in the sense of like– I.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: Think most of them– Jeremy, I think most of them
• 1:26:19
  think they're going to get away with it or they're
• 1:26:20
  smarter than the feds.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 2: But they have this sort of worst case thinking about
• 1:26:25
  if there was something to happen, it's eight months in
• 1:26:28
  a camp.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: A lot of them go to prison multiple times while
• 1:26:32
  we were filming this show. During the filming, we were
• 1:26:35
  shocked that one of the lead guys in our film
• 1:26:39
  was under investigation, being indicted. He didn't tell us. And
• 1:26:43
  then finally he said, guys, I'm going to prison. And
• 1:26:47
  we don't cover it in the show because it was
• 1:26:49
  just too much. But we were like, what? You've been
• 1:26:51
  filming with us for two years and you're going to
• 1:26:54
  prison now? And then he finally got out of prison
• 1:26:57
  and We filmed him more and he's got an ankle brace.
• 1:27:00
  And he'd been in prison five years before that or,
• 1:27:02
  I don't know, eight years before that. So there's a
• 1:27:05
  lot of.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: What was he going to prison for?
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: This time for smuggling turtles that were going out to Asia,
• 1:27:11
  three-stripe mud turtles.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're no longer bringing wildlife in to buy and collect.
• 1:27:16
  It's actually coming out of our country into China.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah. What stuff are we exporting to China?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: Well, a lot of it's, Eric, the one recently that happened.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 3: I just took in a confiscation three weeks ago of
• 1:27:31
  300 three-toed box turtles that come out of the central
• 1:27:34
  part of the U.S., Oklahoma, Missouri. And two weeks later,
• 1:27:39
  a guy was busted coming into Mexico with turtles, and
• 1:27:42
  I took those turtles from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
• 1:27:44
  So animals are coming into the country, out of Mexico,
• 1:27:49
  different countries, and then we're exporting now. which is new
• 1:27:52
  in the last 10 years, a lot of native turtles
• 1:27:55
  and reptiles and other wildlife to Southeast Asia and Europe.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: And how are they getting there?
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: It's mostly air cargo carry-on. This particular confiscation three weeks ago,
• 1:28:10
  they busted the guys with more box turtles in their
• 1:28:14
  luggage once they got to Hong Kong and China. Like
• 1:28:18
  I said, China, Taiwan— A lot of socks. Malaysia, Jakarta.
• 1:28:22
  The reptile industry is enormous for now keeping them as
• 1:28:26
  exotic pets, enormous. I mean it's– in Asia, like the
• 1:28:31
  bird world, the birds are called the cut flowers of
• 1:28:34
  the wildlife trade in Asia because like we might have
• 1:28:37
  a bouquet or a plant in our house. They have
• 1:28:39
  a bird cage. in Southeast Asia. And there's something like
• 1:28:42
  some insane statistic about how many people have a bird
• 1:28:45
  in their house. And when you go to the bird
• 1:28:47
  markets in Jakarta, it's just surreal. Or in Thailand, there's
• 1:28:51
  one in Bangkok called Chadachat Market, these huge animal markets,
• 1:28:56
  you know. We talk about where COVID came from, but
• 1:28:58
  the scale of these animal markets, bushmeat, wildlife, it's on
• 1:29:03
  a scale that's beyond your imagination.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: What are they selling?
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: They're selling reptiles. They're selling birds.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: For meat?
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: No, no. These are for pets. Okay. Birds are ornamental
• 1:29:14
  in your house. You have a songbird. You have an owl.
• 1:29:16
  You have a whatever. You can't– there are people that.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: Are– So they just have like a wildlife mall?
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: It's effectively like an enormous wildlife mall.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: An outdoor mall.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And in that– within that mall, there's also seafood
• 1:29:28
  and then there's the reptiles and then there's the birds.
• 1:29:31
  It's like messy. No wonder maybe COVID came from that.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: COVID didn't come from that.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: It came from a fucking lab.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: I think you may be right. I have a friend.
• 1:29:39
  Bless his heart. He's a good friend of mine. He
• 1:29:41
  said it was a zoonotic disease. It didn't come from
• 1:29:43
  a lab. But now I'm beginning to think it might
• 1:29:45
  have come from a lab.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people were influenced to say
• 1:29:48
  that it was a natural spillover. Because they didn't want
• 1:29:51
  to admit that we were fucking around with gain-of-function research.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: I think the evidence now shows that it may have
• 1:29:56
  come true.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty clearly. But also, it seems like if you
• 1:29:59
  see these kind of lab, or excuse me, these markets,
• 1:30:02
  you would say, what is this right here, Jeremy?
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: Chata Chata.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: Chata Market.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: Which one is this?
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, this is one of those markets?
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jakarta.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've been to these markets in Jakarta, yeah.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 1: And it's just a wildlife market. And so it's all pets.
• 1:30:15
  So what is it about Asia that has such a
• 1:30:18
  desire for animals?
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: Those are the Harry Potter owls. That footage is when– yeah.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 2: Like status, wealth, same things that were driving the U.S.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: But it's more common in Asia?
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: Well, there's– in China alone, there's over a billion people.
• 1:30:35
  So there's just more people. And just the scale and
• 1:30:39
  the size of Asia and China– is much bigger than
• 1:30:43
  the U.S. and Europe combined. So they have a bigger market.
• 1:30:46
  And the climate's pretty good to keep exotic animals like Florida.
• 1:30:49
  So it's just, it's like, you know, on steroids, the
• 1:30:53
  collectors in Asia.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: And why I think that, I think that the industry,
• 1:30:56
  the trafficking numbers so underreported is, you know, you have this,
• 1:30:59
  there's like one person, one person that is responsible for
• 1:31:03
  coordinating in the U.S. One person, she's in Delaware, who's
• 1:31:07
  responsible for coordinating with U.S. Fish and Wildlife to deal
• 1:31:10
  with these placements of confiscated wildlife, if they're able to
• 1:31:15
  even detect them. I think it was something like 10,000
• 1:31:18
  animals in the last few years were coming through LAX,
• 1:31:23
  basically the torrents, the border, and LAX. One little sample market.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: It's very understaffed, undermanned, to be able to manage all
• 1:31:33
  the wildlife coming in and out of the country.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: Even with dogs and detection advancement, they're finding ways to
• 1:31:39
  get animals out. And then the sad truth is that
• 1:31:43
  they've been starved and dehydrated. You know, recovering them is impossible.
• 1:31:47
  You know, you've gotten lucky with rewilding animals back into
• 1:31:50
  New Jersey and stuff like that through this organization. But,
• 1:31:53
  you know, it's a harmful reality that it's actually still happening.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: The percentage of wildlife that leaves the country, native wildlife
• 1:32:03
  to the U.S., it's like 50% is kind of marine
• 1:32:07
  stuff like coral and invertebrates that are in the ocean.
• 1:32:11
  And the rest is mostly reptiles, mostly turtles. Mammals are
• 1:32:14
  very small these days. Birds are very small. So for
• 1:32:17
  whatever reason, turtles and the U.S. has the most– out
• 1:32:23
  of any country in the world, we have more species
• 1:32:25
  of turtles and tortoises than any country in the world.
• 1:32:27
  We have 51 species in the U.S. Mexico is second. India,
• 1:32:32
  I think, is maybe third. But So Asia now really
• 1:32:35
  wants these turtles where you grew up in New Jersey
• 1:32:39
  and other places where we have these really cool turtles,
• 1:32:41
  spotted turtles, bog turtles, wood turtles, really beautiful colored eastern
• 1:32:45
  box turtles. Once they get to Asia, they're in the
• 1:32:48
  many thousands of dollars. The shipment that just went out
• 1:32:51
  that we received the confiscation from, it was about half
• 1:32:54
  a million dollars, just those turtles once they get to China.
• 1:32:57
  So it's big money and they use mules and the
• 1:33:00
  people that got arrested or busted usually aren't the real
• 1:33:02
  ones that are– organizing the whole thing. It's like drugs.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: Well, that's a good thing about this docuseries is that
• 1:33:09
  you guys are exposing this to people because I think
• 1:33:12
  most people would be completely unaware. No idea.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 2: No idea. No idea where, you know, animals in the
• 1:33:20
  zoos came from.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: Is there an issue with people stealing eagles and trying
• 1:33:24
  to import them as pets?
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: So raptors are really interesting. So That sector of the
• 1:33:30
  bird world, I mean, the bird world is so vast.
• 1:33:33
  There's the songbird people. There's the parrot people, really high-end,
• 1:33:36
  you know, hyacinth macaws that are so expensive. One hyacinth
• 1:33:41
  macaw is like, you know, $ 60, 000 today or $ 50, 000 or
• 1:33:44
  whatever it is, $ 40, 000. But raptors are increasingly popular in
• 1:33:49
  the Middle East, you know, golden eagles and all these
• 1:33:52
  really far out birds of prey. And in the U.S.,
• 1:33:56
  we have really strict laws when it comes to birds
• 1:33:57
  of prey and owning them and falconry. Avi Kennedy is
• 1:34:00
  a falconry guy. He loves falconry. But it's gotten more
• 1:34:04
  popular again around the world having big birds of prey.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: Because it's interesting. I have friends that live in Alaska.
• 1:34:12
  And in Alaska, eagles are really common. They're all over
• 1:34:15
  the place up there. They don't even think anything of them.
• 1:34:18
  Especially the guys who go salmon fishing. When they come
• 1:34:20
  back from salmon fishing, you literally have like 30, 40
• 1:34:22
  eagles just waiting on the lawn for these boats to
• 1:34:25
  arrive because they know that they're going to throw the
• 1:34:27
  carcasses out.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: Bald eagles.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: Yes. Bald eagles.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: I would imagine some people would want those as a pet,
• 1:34:34
  especially in other countries.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: In the U.S., only Native Americans can have like eagle
• 1:34:40
  parts unless you have a permit.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: Like it's pretty.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 3: Eagle parts? Well, you know, like feathers for their headdresses.
• 1:34:45
  Like Native Americans can still do things with birds.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: Also, if you have a stuffed eagle in your house,
• 1:34:49
  that's illegal? No.
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: I think it's illegal.
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: Did you ask those guys? Stuff you an eagle?
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: Well, that would be interesting.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: That's where we draw the line.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: By the way, I don't know if they actually have them,
• 1:35:00
  but we have this footage. I mean, imagine going in
• 1:35:03
  the confiscations room at LAX. It's incredible.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's incredible. You have like, you know, tiger, you know,
• 1:35:09
  just all this rare animal and transformed into so many
• 1:35:13
  objects at home. A table, a rug, pool cues.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: I was reading about this that there was a place
• 1:35:20
  in China where people could go to eat endangered species.
• 1:35:24
  And they would have an endangered species menu. And they
• 1:35:27
  would have like a dinner every now and then, you know,
• 1:35:30
  like rarely. But it was by invitation only. And these
• 1:35:34
  like super weird wealthy people would go out there. And
• 1:35:37
  they would, you know, eat a lion.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 2: If you're listening, invite us. You know, it's funny.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 3: It's fucked up you say that.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: I make it back.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: It's funny you say that because, you know, we went
• 1:35:47
  to this big turtle show in China. And, you know, there's,
• 1:35:51
  you know, it's this huge turtle show, like a car show.
• 1:35:53
  And there's girls, like, in skimpy outfits with banners, like,
• 1:35:57
  you know, like a car show. But it's massive. And
• 1:35:59
  all these rare turtles are selling as pets. But then
• 1:36:02
  for lunch, they have these, like, dim sum tables that
• 1:36:04
  are round. And everyone served turtle soup. And it's like,
• 1:36:08
  how twisted is that? It would be like a reptile
• 1:36:10
  show in the U.S. We have lots of reptile shows
• 1:36:12
  in the U.S. And now at lunchtime, you're eating reptiles.
• 1:36:16
  China is a whole different thing.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: I think it's this visibility paradox thing. You have this charismatic,
• 1:36:22
  symbolic thing. There's only very few. A lot of protection
• 1:36:26
  around them. People want it.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: What, are you talking about eagles? Just talking about.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 2: What people want, what they can't have. That's the... the
• 1:36:32
  through line in this work, especially for rare stuff.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: Eagles are like American alligators. They've bounced back since DDT
• 1:36:39
  and the book that, what's her name, did in the
• 1:36:45
  late 60s, 70s, Silent Spring. That was the book that
• 1:36:49
  really changed everything for eagles and.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 2: Birds of prey.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 3: Her book, what was her name, Silent Spring, the author,
• 1:36:57
  she changed everything because no one listened to her about
• 1:37:00
  DDT and pesticides, which were making the eggs of birds
• 1:37:03
  of prey not viable. And it really took a toll.
• 1:37:08
  Rachel Carson was an unsung hero. People should know her name,
• 1:37:12
  and I forgot it for a minute. But she really
• 1:37:14
  is why you have bald eagles. Were they on the
• 1:37:17
  verge of extinction? Because of pesticides we were using, because
• 1:37:21
  of DDT was doing this thing to the eggs where Pelicans,
• 1:37:25
  birds of prey were disappearing at alarming rates because of
• 1:37:28
  spraying of DDT for agriculture for pesticides.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: And then we banned it and eagles and birds of
• 1:37:33
  prey came back. Yeah. Peregrine falcons, all of it. Bald eagles,
• 1:37:38
  golden eagles. Yeah. So anyway.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: It's a weird animal, the bald eagle, that that's our pet.
• 1:37:47
  That's our national animal.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: So it's strange. Heartless raptor.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: It's a fishing eagle. Yeah. There are fishing eagles all
• 1:37:53
  over the world that are similar to bald eagles. It's
• 1:37:56
  just a fishing eagle. That's what it is.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: It's just such a cool one. Yeah. And there's something
• 1:38:00
  about watching them swim away with a salmon, their talons.
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, and also photography has gotten so much better
• 1:38:06
  over the years, right? I know there's probably a video
• 1:38:09
  you're referencing.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, where we live, where we live. There was
• 1:38:13
  that eagle cam and there was a sick eagle, bald eagle,
• 1:38:16
  and it became national.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: In California? Yeah, where we live.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 3: And it became national news two weeks ago.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: Golden?
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: Bald, bald eagle.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. And if you Google bald eagle California, it's
• 1:38:26
  in the town we live in where they took it
• 1:38:28
  and they're bringing it back to health. But the amount
• 1:38:30
  of money that poured in to help that eagle was unbelievable. Wow.
• 1:38:34
  For this little place.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 2: Going back to how people care, it's remarkable.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 3: But people care more about eagles than had that been
• 1:38:40
  a turtle or a snake that was rescued.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 1: Well, that's the eagle's America's bird. Yeah, it's America's bird.
• 1:38:45
  I mean, people have it tattooed on their back.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: There's something about an eagle that's just iconic.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of snake tattoos these days.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: I'm sure.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: But there's something about the eagle tattoo is different.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 3: It's like America.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: But then the grizzly bear, you know, such an adverse reaction,
• 1:39:01
  so controversial.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: They eat a lot of people. They've been in the
• 1:39:07
  news a lot lately. There's a reason why the California
• 1:39:11
  state flag has a grizzly bear on it and there's
• 1:39:13
  no grizzly bears in California.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 2: We have a friend that's actually trying to bring them back.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: Good luck.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 3: We mentioned this to you last time and you were like, why?
• 1:39:20
  Or something.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 1: Let them naturally return. Reintroduction is always a disaster. Reintroduction
• 1:39:25
  of wolves in Colorado right now is a fucking disaster.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 3: Well, they're back. They've now migrated into California and there's
• 1:39:31
  been some wolf sightings even down in Southern California.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, quite a few. A friend of mine filmed one.
• 1:39:34
  We showed it on the podcast. He filmed one near Bakersfield.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 1: A black wolf that was out in the field near Bakersfield. Yeah,
• 1:39:42
  they can go incredibly long distances.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: Reintroduction works in some places. It's getting better. I have
• 1:39:47
  a good friend that's reintroducing jaguars back to northern Argentina.
• 1:39:51
  They're doing a pretty good job. But yeah, it's tricky.
• 1:39:53
  You're like condors, California condors.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: But it's a difference in reintroducing animals to where there's
• 1:39:57
  agriculture and where there's a bunch of animals that are
• 1:40:01
  in pens and then they start eating them.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 3: No, no. Don't do that.
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 1: That's what Colorado is experiencing now.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But I've worked with Ted Turner's group for many
• 1:40:09
  years in New Mexico on reintroduction programs. And the guy
• 1:40:12
  that did the wolf rewilding of gray wolves is this
• 1:40:15
  guy named Mike Phillips who works for Turner. And, yeah,
• 1:40:18
  they have a real PR problem. And grizzlies are going
• 1:40:21
  to be a bigger PR problem.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. To get people to wrap their arms around the
• 1:40:24
  idea of bringing grizzlies back to California.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: Well, there's certain states where they're overpopulated and there's a
• 1:40:29
  lot of argument they should be relisted and that people
• 1:40:32
  should be able to hunt them again like they do
• 1:40:34
  in Alaska.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: But the Native Americans in California do by and large
• 1:40:40
  want grizzlies back and they have this new technology that
• 1:40:42
  might be able to keep them kind of. In certain areas.
• 1:40:46
  They haven't figured it out fully yet, but hopefully they
• 1:40:49
  keep them in a certain area because, you know, grizzlies
• 1:40:51
  migrating into L.A. like the wolves right now might not
• 1:40:54
  be a good idea.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 1: Well, you already have the mountain lions. There was a
• 1:40:57
  great video the other day. I don't know if you
• 1:40:58
  guys saw it, of a mountain lion in a guy's
• 1:41:00
  backyard in Santa Monica. Yeah, I saw it. Big cat.
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 3: I have him in my backyard all the time.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: I think that's motivated by displacement from fires, right? Yeah.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 1: It's also pets. They like to eat people's pets.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. We have these cameras.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: They're not there, though.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: It's too close.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? They eat them all the time.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: Pets get snatched up all the time.
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 3: Jeremy, this woman down the street from me was walking
• 1:41:22
  her dog at 3 in the afternoon. The mountain lion
• 1:41:25
  grabbed her dog. She's literally on Ladera. She's walking her dog,
• 1:41:29
  a little dog, and the mountain lion just jumped and
• 1:41:31
  grabbed her dog. She's looking at the dog, holding a leash,
• 1:41:33
  and goes– I better let go of this leash. And
• 1:41:35
  she did. And she never saw a dog again.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: I'm sort of saying this little particular suburban park of
• 1:41:39
  Santa Monica, it's not very common.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: Well, where I live, they eat people's dogs. It's not
• 1:41:44
  common because you don't see them.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 1: They eat dogs.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: Where I live, the mountain lions are eating people's dogs
• 1:41:48
  from time to time.
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 1: They do it all the time. We were talking about
• 1:41:51
  Marin County. Well, it's Bay Area, wherever it is, where
• 1:41:55
  they have these depredation tags where they have to shoot
• 1:41:57
  problem mountain lions because they're eating pets. And they find
• 1:41:59
  out that that's half their diet. Half their diet is pets.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 3: Well, I see them on my cameras. We have these
• 1:42:06
  motion detector cameras, and we see them at 3 in
• 1:42:08
  the morning right in front of my house. Look at
• 1:42:10
  that fucker. I rarely see them with a naked eye.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy?
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: But then one gets hit by a car, and they
• 1:42:16
  build a bridge across the road. It's kind of amazing.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: You've got a nice mountain lion in the lobby out there.
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: That was from my friend Adam. He hunted that in Colorado.
• 1:42:25
  That was a depredation mountain lion. That mountain lion had
• 1:42:28
  picked a ranch. And it was killing all the calves.
• 1:42:31
  And they actually got to it right after it had–
• 1:42:35
  it didn't even kill it. It was eating it while
• 1:42:37
  it was alive. And then it ran– they ran it off.
• 1:42:39
  The dogs had ran it off the carcass. They had
• 1:42:41
  to shoot this calf. It was just torn apart and
• 1:42:44
  still suffering alive. And then they killed it.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 3: Luckily, where I am, we have a lot of deer.
• 1:42:49
  And we find a deer carcass from time to time
• 1:42:52
  that's a mountain lion kill.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, for sure.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But, you know, back to our show, I want
• 1:42:57
  to just say one other thing about sort of the ending,
• 1:43:00
  which it was really fortuitous. I just want to bring
• 1:43:02
  it up, even though you're not there yet.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: But spoiler alert.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 3: Well, it's not really the spoiler alert, but I'll say this.
• 1:43:08
  I spent about 20 years working in Madagascar with some
• 1:43:12
  rare Madagascaran tortoises. And I eventually, I was trying to
• 1:43:16
  save this tortoise in Madagascar. And I did a 60
• 1:43:19
  Minutes piece with Leslie Stahl, took her to Madagascar, a
• 1:43:22
  New Yorker piece on this tortoise. I failed. Everyone failed.
• 1:43:25
  The tortoise functionally went extinct in Madagascar. The poaching was
• 1:43:28
  so intense. Wow. The tortoise had a.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 2: Very high— What is a plowshare tortoise?
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 3: Well, it's a reptile that arguably has the most value
• 1:43:38
  in the pet trade over almost any other reptile in
• 1:43:40
  the world. There may be something close, like a feijal,
• 1:43:42
  an iguana, or maybe a Komodo dragon. But some of
• 1:43:46
  them can be worth as much as $ 100, 000. And people
• 1:43:48
  in Madagascar are so poor, especially in the area where
• 1:43:52
  this animal comes from. And it only existed in a
• 1:43:55
  tiny part of northern Madagascar. That's it.
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: There it is.
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 1: So where are they going?
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 3: Mostly to Asia. There's a direct flight out of Madagascar
• 1:44:02
  to Bangkok. And so– And they're pets.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: And some of those photos I made– So is it
• 1:44:07
  possible to buy them in Asia and bring them back
• 1:44:09
  to Madagascar?
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: Well, so this is where I'm going. Very hard to
• 1:44:13
  do that because of health screening. I took that photo
• 1:44:17
  over there, that little guy. I took– I took some
• 1:44:20
  of these photos I even took, actually. Oh, that's a
• 1:44:23
  guy that works for us. Anyway, I've been working with
• 1:44:26
  this species of tortoise for almost 20 years. And we
• 1:44:29
  were able to get some confiscated plowshare tortoises out of
• 1:44:32
  China and Taiwan. And we waited patiently for 15 years
• 1:44:37
  to try to breed them. And right when we finished
• 1:44:40
  this show, and this is a tortoise that's never been
• 1:44:43
  bred successfully in the Western world. No zoo institutions have
• 1:44:46
  tried to breed them and failed. We were lucky enough
• 1:44:50
  to get our first hatchling of this really endangered tortoise
• 1:44:53
  right when we finished the show. And so we filmed
• 1:44:55
  it and it made it into the end of the show.
• 1:44:58
  But it's a story about the reptile trade. And this
• 1:45:00
  was a story in the end of the show about
• 1:45:03
  a confiscated group of animals that came from the reptile trade,
• 1:45:07
  the rarest and most valuable tortoise in the world. And
• 1:45:10
  today we're trying to bring it back to Madagascar, which
• 1:45:12
  we're working on, which is happening as we talk to you.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 1: And is the problem that if you bring them back
• 1:45:15
  to Madagascar, people are going to go to Madagascar and
• 1:45:17
  steal them again and then use them in the pet trade?
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 3: So, yes, to be blunt. And so it's somewhat symbolic.
• 1:45:24
  It's somewhat about showing Madagascar that we're not trying to
• 1:45:27
  profit and take their natural heritage and what they rightly
• 1:45:32
  should have. So part of it is showing that we
• 1:45:34
  can go full circle, confiscate an animal that was in
• 1:45:37
  the illegal exotic trade. reptile trade, breed it, and then
• 1:45:42
  return it to Madagascar. But the part that no one
• 1:45:45
  wants to talk about that's really controversial is in this
• 1:45:48
  particular case, it's not like one thing fits all. I
• 1:45:53
  said this to the folks that are working with this
• 1:45:55
  tortoise in Madagascar to try to save it. Hey, the
• 1:45:59
  only way you're going to take pressure off of this tortoise,
• 1:46:01
  it's like drugs, is if you either legalize drugs or
• 1:46:04
  in the case of drugs, Or make this tortoise available
• 1:46:07
  for people around the world so they can have it
• 1:46:09
  because it breeds quite easily. Breed them. Try to have
• 1:46:13
  them in the private sector, in institutions, in zoos. They
• 1:46:16
  turn out not to be that difficult to breed even
• 1:46:18
  though no one's ever bred them in the Western world,
• 1:46:20
  in Europe or the U.S.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 2: Well, it takes a long time to reach maturity.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 3: Well, it's an animal that takes longer, twice as long
• 1:46:27
  as a human or three times. They don't reach sexual
• 1:46:30
  maturity until they're about 30 years old, 40 years old.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 1: They can do it.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 3: You can raise them faster in captivity than the wild.
• 1:46:36
  So they are very slow to reproduce. They're not like rabbits.
• 1:46:39
  They're the opposite. And there are so few of them.
• 1:46:43
  And so they're very, very rare, very valuable. The only
• 1:46:46
  way ultimately I think you can really take the pressure
• 1:46:49
  off of the poaching is to allow people to start
• 1:46:51
  to have them. That's a radiated tortoise, which we also breed.
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 1: That is wild.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 2: So the Dremelene is a way to deter poaching, deter value.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: Our organization is the group with Durrell that did this
• 1:47:05
  Dremelene to try to deface them like cutting off a
• 1:47:07
  rhino horn so poachers wouldn't take them. So we were
• 1:47:10
  Dremelene those tortoises shell to basically deface the tortoise so
• 1:47:14
  poachers would not take the tortoises. It ultimately didn't work.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 1: So they're just taking them because they're beautiful. And if
• 1:47:22
  you fuck up their shells.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: They have the highest domed shell of any tortoise in
• 1:47:28
  relation to the size.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 1: So wild.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: They have an incredible longevity. Well over 100.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 1: Years they live.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 3: And they're gold.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 1: And so that dremeling that you did, that's the top
• 1:47:39
  of it right there?
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: And that didn't help?
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 3: We did that. You can see it over there at
• 1:47:44
  the center. That's called the vertebral scutes of the tortoise.
• 1:47:47
  And we dremeled them. And we put MG for Madagascar
• 1:47:51
  and a number. And we were hoping that defacing the
• 1:47:54
  tortoise would make collectors not want to have them, but
• 1:47:56
  it didn't work in the end.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 1: Somebody told me, this is a good time to bring
• 1:48:00
  this up, that turtle shells, when you look at a
• 1:48:03
  turtle shell, it's almost representative of a calendar. And that
• 1:48:07
  there is around the outside edge of the turtle, there's
• 1:48:13
  like 28 different little squares. And then in the center,
• 1:48:17
  there's 13. So it's basically like a 13th. day or
• 1:48:21
  13 month 28 day lunar calendar yeah this is it how.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 3: Weird is that yeah that's really a.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 1: Calendar on a turtle's back.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah you know a lot of turtle facts.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: I did not know that one, actually.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 1: You didn't know that one?
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 3: I know a lot of cultures like Asia and American
• 1:48:40
  Indians believe that the Earth sits on a turtle.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's turtles all the way down. It's a Turtle
• 1:48:45
  Simpsons song.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I didn't know about that. That's interesting.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 1: Wow. Isn't that weird?
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's interesting.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 1: Like why? What is that all about? Like that's very
• 1:48:53
  strange that it coincides. It's like exact to what a
• 1:48:57
  lunar calendar is.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 1: Very strange.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 3: That's super interesting. I mean turtles have been on planet
• 1:49:02
  Earth longer than dinosaurs. They've been here for over 200
• 1:49:05
  million years. So they've been around a long time. So
• 1:49:07
  there's been– people have been playing with turtles forever. So
• 1:49:10
  maybe they came up with a lot of things that
• 1:49:12
  relate to turtles.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 1: But it's odd that it syncs up with a 28-day
• 1:49:16
  lunar calendar.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 3: I know sports stadiums. in the beginning or things that
• 1:49:21
  were shaped like that, like a geodesic dome, came somewhat
• 1:49:24
  from how turtles are designed. Like there was some architectural thing.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 1: That came from turtles.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 3: It makes sense.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 1: The geodesic, like the structure of it to keep rigidity.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I know turtles, the first writing, the earliest
• 1:49:40
  writing was on the plastron, the bottom of a turtle
• 1:49:43
  shell in China, maybe some of the earliest writing. Really?
• 1:49:46
  Going back some really I don't know, a couple thousand years.
• 1:49:49
  So turtles have been used for all kinds of things,
• 1:49:52
  for writing, for medicinal medicine, especially in Asia. It's gone
• 1:49:58
  back thousands of years using turtles for chi and for.
• 1:50:02
  you know, vitality and all these kinds of things. If
• 1:50:05
  you get sick, you make some turtle soup.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of weird stuff with that.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of stuff that has to do with turtles.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: Like the rhino horn things for boners. Like, hey, guys.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 3: Well, they really put some viagra.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 1: Oracle bone script on the bottom of a turtle shell.
• 1:50:18
  Look how cool that looks. Go back to that.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 3: Beautiful, right? Beautiful.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 1: 6,200 B.C. 6,600 to 6,200 B.C. Go to the images
• 1:50:25
  again of the writing on it. Look how cool that
• 1:50:32
  writing is.
• 1:50:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, this one's beautiful on the right. That one's beautiful.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 1: That's wild.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 3: But I think it was some of the earliest writing
• 1:50:39
  was on turtle shells like this.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 1: Well, it sounds like it if it's 6,000 B.C. 6,000 B.C.,
• 1:50:44
  I mean, that predates ancient Babylonia.
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 1: Or at least what we know about it.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 3: So turtles have been used in Native American culture forever.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 2: Survived a lot of extinction events. That's an ox scapula.
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 1: And turtle shell. Ox scapula.
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, there are turtle farms in China that you
• 1:51:07
  cannot believe. They're breeding these turtles, mostly Asian box turtles,
• 1:51:11
  Chinese box turtles. And these people are multi, multimillionaires. And
• 1:51:16
  they sell one turtle for as much as like $ 20, 000.
• 1:51:20
  One turtle. And the wild-caught turtles are more valuable than
• 1:51:24
  the farm turtles. But there's turtle farms that are breeding.
• 1:51:27
  They're called golden coin turtles. It's a Chinese-Asian turtle that
• 1:51:32
  can fetch huge amounts of money.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 1: Why is the wild one worth more?
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 3: It's like wild rhino horn is worth more because they
• 1:51:38
  think the wild rhino eats things that are medicinal versus
• 1:51:42
  just a captive rhino that's eating hay. And it's the
• 1:51:44
  stuff they eat that goes into the horn, which makes sense.
• 1:51:47
  Like your fingernail, it's keratin. So the wild rhino horn
• 1:51:50
  is going to have more Good stuff for you. And,
• 1:51:52
  of course, they'll probably grate some Viagra in it to
• 1:51:55
  make you really believe that it gives you like an erection.
• 1:51:58
  You know, they'll cheat. Unless it does.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it actually works.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 3: Well, they do grate the Viagra in the rhino horn sometimes.
• 1:52:04
  But the wild turtle is just eating things and has
• 1:52:08
  more chi than the farm turtle. But they have these
• 1:52:10
  enormous turtle farms. Like, you know, 15-story buildings that are
• 1:52:14
  all turtles.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 1: Jamie, I've got to see this. So wild turtle farms
• 1:52:19
  in China. China.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 3: Turtle farms.
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 1: And this is all just for pets?
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 3: No, this is for consumption. You'll pay $ 20, 000. Now, there's turtles.
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute. $ 20, 000 for consumption?
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 3: For consumption. For like a golden coin turtle, if it's
• 1:52:32
  a wild one, like big money.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 1: They want to eat it.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But then in China, you can also pay $ 100, 000
• 1:52:37
  for a Yunnan box turtle. A Yunnan box turtle can
• 1:52:40
  be $ 100, 000.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 1: So these are these turtle farms. Yeah, but I'm not-
• 1:52:44
  And this is all for like turtle soup.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but these are soft-shelled turtles in this image that
• 1:52:48
  you're looking at. I'm talking about things like golden coin turtles,
• 1:52:51
  much more valuable turtles for consumption than these soft-shelled turtles.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 1: Why are they worth more? Is it just because it's rare?
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, this guy. I know this guy. Garden State turtle.
• 1:53:02
  I know that guy in New Jersey. He's a good guy,
• 1:53:04
  Chris Leon. Yeah, that's a golden coin turtle. So we
• 1:53:07
  breed these where we are, where we work with turtles,
• 1:53:10
  and we send these back to China from time to time.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, but why? Explain why is it worth $ 20, 000.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 3: For whatever reason, this turtle is called a golden coin turtle.
• 1:53:19
  Cora trifalciata is the scientific name. And it is very coveted,
• 1:53:25
  and apparently it has certain properties that can cure cancer
• 1:53:28
  and other diseases. And so this turtle is high on
• 1:53:31
  the list for consumption. For medicinal reasons.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 2: But where?
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 1: Allegedly can cure cancer, right?
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 1: Is there any false beliefs?
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 3: But you can see 20 grand, 40 grand.
• 1:53:40
  Speaker 1: 20 grand as high as 40 grand for a fucking turtle.
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 1: And to eat it.
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But then there's turtles that can be 100,000 or 200,000.
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 1: So is it just because it's difficult to acquire that
• 1:53:52
  it's like a status thing? That it's worth 20 or $ 40, 000?
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 3: Well, they're very rare in the wild now, but they
• 1:53:59
  farm them. But they're very endangered. It's a critically endangered turtle.
• 1:54:03
  We breed them at my facility. But there's a lot
• 1:54:07
  of people in China. And if you want to save
• 1:54:09
  someone's life, you'll pay whatever it takes to.
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 1: Save someone's life. So when they're buying it for $ 20, 000,
• 1:54:14
  they're buying it to try to save someone's life?
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 3: Or someone's sick or they really want good health.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 1: And they're wealthy. Okay. So you could just get it
• 1:54:20
  just as like a prophylactic turtle. You eat it for
• 1:54:25
  medicine to make sure you don't get sick?
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 3: Something like that.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 1: It sounds insane though that it's $ 20, 000 for a turtle.
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 3: But if you look up Yunnan box turtle, it was
• 1:54:33
  thought to be extinct for 50 years and they rediscovered it.
• 1:54:37
  And a Yunnan box turtle today, if you could even
• 1:54:40
  get one, would be hundreds of thousands of dollars. Another
• 1:54:42
  turtle similar to that.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 1: And are they eating those too?
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 3: No. That one is so rare. There are so few
• 1:54:47
  of them. That one is– people buy it as an
• 1:54:50
  exotic pet. That's really rare.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 1: So this is kind of a– It's a tricky situation
• 1:54:55
  because on one hand, if they're extinct in the wild
• 1:54:58
  and these people have them as pets, maybe you can
• 1:55:00
  recover them somehow or another.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 3: That's an American box turtle.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: Or they're in a zoo, for example, by the way.
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 3: So that's why that's a turtle that's being shipped to–
• 1:55:09
  that's a U.S. turtle from the East Coast that's being
• 1:55:12
  sold and smuggled to China and other parts of Asia.
• 1:55:16
  Because look how beautiful our turtles are in the U.S. God,
• 1:55:19
  that is a pretty turtle. Oh, you do have a
• 1:55:20
  photo of a Yunnan box turtle. It's just not the
• 1:55:22
  one there. That bland thing is a Yunnan box turtle.
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 1: The one above it?
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the one that's kind of gray.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 1: Right there?
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 3: No, no. That's a three-toed box turtle.
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 1: Which one? That one?
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 3: That one. That one can be worth $ 200, 000. Jamie, get
• 1:55:33
  him right.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 3: That turtle. That turtle was thought to be extinct for
• 1:55:38
  over half a century.
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 1: That's a boring-ass turtle. That other one.
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 2: You're training him on now.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 3: Well, don't get me down the turtle rabbit hole.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 1: But that one where your cursor was just over, the
• 1:55:47
  one that was– yeah, that guy. No, the one to
• 1:55:48
  the left. Yeah, the other one. To the right of it.
• 1:55:50
  That one. Yeah, that one's cool as shit.
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a male eastern box turtle. They always have
• 1:55:55
  red eyes.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 1: God, it's so beautiful.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's beautiful.
• 1:55:58
  Speaker 2: But solutions to the scarcity problem.
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 3: That's a male eastern box turtle.
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 2: You know, pet trade can– commercializing aspects of it can
• 1:56:06
  reduce issues.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 3: But what's important about this conversation, actually, is people think
• 1:56:09
  of ivory, rhino horn, you know, whales, and they have
• 1:56:13
  no idea that a turtle, pound for pound, can be
• 1:56:17
  more valuable than a rhino horn, possibly. I had no idea.
• 1:56:21
  Nobody knows this, but it's crazy what the money involved
• 1:56:24
  in these, back to the confiscations we're getting, and the
• 1:56:28
  trade in turtles going out of this country, is in
• 1:56:30
  the millions and millions and millions and millions, and There
• 1:56:33
  are people in China and other parts of Asia that
• 1:56:35
  are getting very rich in the turtle trade. And we
• 1:56:38
  always hear about pangolin scales, rhino horn, ivory. And those
• 1:56:43
  things are important. But the turtle trade is really massive.
• 1:56:46
  And the reptile trade is massive. And there's a lot
• 1:56:49
  of money in it. And they're easy to transport because
• 1:56:51
  a turtle doesn't need to eat or drink. Just wrap
• 1:56:54
  them in socks, put them in a box, shove them
• 1:56:56
  all in there, put them in diapers, tape them up,
• 1:56:58
  ship them.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 1: They don't even need much air.
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 3: They need a little air, but they have a very
• 1:57:03
  low blood pressure, not like we have a higher blood
• 1:57:06
  pressure than reptiles. And they can live without water or food,
• 1:57:09
  as you know, for a very long time. So they're,
• 1:57:12
  you know, like wildlife nature with handles. You can just
• 1:57:15
  take them.
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 1: Transport them.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 3: Transport them.
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 1: And if they're really worth $ 20, 000 to $ 40, 000. You're putting
• 1:57:19
  that in your bag.
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Crazy. And they really are. They really are worth that.
• 1:57:23
  Speaker 1: That is crazy. I would have never guessed. Yeah. And
• 1:57:25
  I would never guess that it's for consumption. That's even
• 1:57:28
  more weird.
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 3: Well, no. The turtles that are leaving this country going
• 1:57:31
  to China are for exotic pets. But the ones that
• 1:57:34
  they're eating. Yeah, the ones.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 1: That they're eating. That it's worth $ 20, 000. That's insane.
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, at least.
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 1: Is there a market for snake meat?
• 1:57:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So if you've been to Taiwan or China, there's
• 1:57:47
  these snake bars where you can literally have a snake
• 1:57:50
  bleed out while it's alive, a cobra, and put it
• 1:57:53
  in your drink. There's snakes.
• 1:57:55
  Speaker 1: You want to talk about diarrhea. What kind of diarrhea
• 1:57:59
  do you get from snake blood?
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 3: Many years ago, I was in Myanmar, in Burma, at
• 1:58:04
  a snake place, and they were just loading snakes up
• 1:58:07
  in these trucks, like big trucks. just stacking snakes, and
• 1:58:11
  they were heading into China. So the snake meat, the snake.
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 1: Snake meat is big in China.
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 3: Look, tiger penis, tiger this, tiger bones. Hold on.
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 1: Back it up.
• 1:58:22
  Speaker 3: Tiger parts.
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 1: Back it up. Tiger penis?
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 3: Tiger penis.
• 1:58:26
  Speaker 1: Tiger penis is a big delicacy over there?
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 3: I think they're more creative than we are. They eat
• 1:58:32
  a lot of stuff.
• 1:58:33
  Speaker 1: That's a fact.
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 3: OK.
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 1: But the tiger penis thing I was not aware of.
• 1:58:36
  That's a delicacy?
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that does for you. Maybe that's
• 1:58:42
  another Viagra kind of thing. But there's tiger farms and
• 1:58:48
  they part them out and they sell them to China.
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 1: So there's tiger farms that are just for consumption.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, tiger bone wine, tiger this, tiger that.
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 1: Tiger bone wine.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 4: Sounds like it's more of that, like, you know.
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 3: No, but tigers. What, Jamie?
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 4: It's like a rhino horn type deal, I think.
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 2: I think that's given them.
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 1: Right. It's believed to increase virility and enhance male sexual performance. Dun, dun, dun.
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 2: Tiger phallus soup.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 3: Ooh.
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 4: One tiger penis.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 3: But a turtle is worth more than a tiger, guys.
• 1:59:17
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 1:59:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 1: And I didn't know that there was a market for
• 1:59:20
  tiger meat.
• 1:59:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 1: And is it all the meat of the tiger or
• 1:59:25
  just dicks? Chop away the rest.
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 3: Joe, I've been to the turtle farms. I've been to
• 1:59:31
  the snake bars. I haven't gotten into the tiger.
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 1: Tiger penis, the future of Chinese medicine. Hey, this guy's
• 1:59:38
  doing a workshop.
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 2: We should go to this workshop, yeah.
• 1:59:41
  Speaker 1: What is this guy teaching?
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 2: That was a couple years ago.
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 1: He's on the run right now.
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 3: Don't get me started to talk about animal penises. My
• 1:59:52
  favorite movie as a kid was a movie called Birds
• 1:59:54
  Do It, Bees Do It. I don't even know if
• 1:59:55
  it still exists. But all it was was animals having
• 1:59:58
  sex from a praying mantis eating the head off of
• 2:00:01
  the male to a rhino. And it was a great movie.
• 2:00:05
  Just sex.
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 1: I did not know that there was a market for
• 2:00:08
  the meat. What is that? Tiger dick?
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 2: Not what I would have thought it looked like.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 1: Crazy looking.
• 2:00:12
  Speaker 3: That looks like a nudibranch, a sea slug.
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 1: It looks like a piece of sushi.
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 2: It definitely looks like a piece of sushi.
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 3: No, it looks like a piece of sushi.
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 1: It looks like what I had for dinner last night.
• 2:00:21
  It looks like something you get at Sushi by Scratch.
• 2:00:24
  So when they're having these tiger farms where they're farming
• 2:00:27
  the meat, how are they cooking tiger meat? What does
• 2:00:30
  that go into? Is that really common over there?
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 3: Even though I did Tiger King, I'm not an expert
• 2:00:37
  on tigers. I do know a little bit more about reptiles.
• 2:00:40
  But I have a friend that did a movie called
• 2:00:44
  I think it's called– what's it called? Carl Amon did
• 2:00:47
  a movie about the tiger industry in Vietnam and Cambodia
• 2:00:51
  and farming tigers. And I think it's called– oh, God,
• 2:00:55
  I can't remember. But anyway, there's a whole tiger industry
• 2:00:58
  and people breeding tigers in parts of Asia for tiger parts.
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 4: It's still illegal, but they definitely still do it.
• 2:01:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 2: It's not like– yeah.
• 2:01:07
  Speaker 1: Interesting. Consumption of tiger meat is highly illegal, though an
• 2:01:09
  illicit black market persists, primarily fueled by commercial tiger farms.
• 2:01:14
  Despite strict domestic bans, thousands of tigers are bred in
• 2:01:18
  captivity across the country, creating a complex web of illegal luxury.
• 2:01:22
  Luxury consumption is a crazy word. That's a crazy phrase.
• 2:01:26
  Luxury consumption of tiger meat. Traditional beliefs and international conservation concerns.
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 3: Well, it's what you just said earlier that started this conversation,
• 2:01:36
  that people go to restaurants and eat exotic animals.
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 2: And bear gallbladder.
• 2:01:41
  Speaker 3: Bear gallbladder. But another thing that, wait, back to Monsters
• 2:01:44
  of God, look up Chinese giant salamander farms. Those are unbelievable.
• 2:01:50
  That's a salamander this big that can eat, you know,
• 2:01:53
  like a rat or a rabbit. It's a salamander that
• 2:01:57
  they eat and farm in. China.
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 1: I've seen that online. I've seen them cook it in
• 2:02:01
  TikTok videos.
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 3: And that's a really rare animal. Those guys are really rare. Oh, really?
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 1: And yet they're still cooking them and eating them?
• 2:02:09
  Speaker 3: There's two types of giant salamanders. There's a Japanese giant
• 2:02:13
  salamander and a Chinese one. The Chinese one is massive.
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 1: Can I see that?
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 3: It's massive.
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 1: What, Jamie?
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 4: The one I stumbled down, it says it's AI.
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 3: It's an incredible animal, but they farm a lot of
• 2:02:25
  things that you would never think of. Yeah, turtles, salamanders, tigers.
• 2:02:29
  Speaker 1: I just– the luxury consumption market, just seeing that phrase,
• 2:02:33
  it's like what a weird culture where you have luxury
• 2:02:37
  consumption of highly illegal endangered species.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:02:42
  Speaker 1: And it's– well, that was what a friend of mine
• 2:02:44
  who had been to China said that was what the
• 2:02:46
  whole rhino horn thing was. It wasn't even as much
• 2:02:49
  as they believed that it would do it. It was
• 2:02:51
  just that this guy had rhino horns. Yeah.
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 3: Status symbol.
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 1: Very wealthy people.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 1: You want some rhino horn tea? Let's have a seat.
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 3: Come to my wine cellar, and in it I got
• 2:03:03
  some rhino horn. I got a couple turtles.
• 2:03:05
  Speaker 2: What's the difference between that and rare wine from 50
• 2:03:08
  years ago?
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 1: Well, first of all, an animal doesn't die. It's just wine. Yeah,
• 2:03:12
  you don't have tiger dick in your wine. What is
• 2:03:15
  the tiger bone wine? What is that about?
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 2:03:18
  Speaker 1: Is it wine they soak in bones of tigers?
• 2:03:21
  Speaker 2: Sure, it's a barrel of wine.
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 3: I mean they have sake with vipers in them. There's
• 2:03:25
  a snake in Japan called a habu and I remember
• 2:03:28
  getting sake and this really incredible snake was in my sake.
• 2:03:32
  But like– look, we're hypocrites in this country. We eat
• 2:03:37
  tuna and they're endangered and in Asia, they eat other things.
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 1: Are they endangered? Tuna?
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 1: Endangered?
• 2:03:43
  Speaker 3: Well, certain species of tuna I think are becoming pretty endangered.
• 2:03:46
  They're not what they were.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 1: They're certainly not the same numbers that they used to
• 2:03:49
  be at the turn of the century.
• 2:03:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. So I think it's easy to point fingers
• 2:03:54
  at other parts of the world when we've done a
• 2:03:56
  lot of things here. We had passenger pigeons that made
• 2:04:00
  the skies dark and we shot every one of them.
• 2:04:02
  We had Carolina parakeet. We almost got rid of our
• 2:04:05
  condors and bison. We've done a lot of damage, but
• 2:04:07
  there's a lot of damage.
• 2:04:08
  Speaker 1: Not you and me. We shouldn't say we.
• 2:04:10
  Speaker 3: People.
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 1: People. People that lived here. It's not us.
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 3: Well, why is our show called Monsters of God? We're
• 2:04:15
  the monsters, not the reptiles. We did a lot of
• 2:04:18
  damage in the past. Some of us. Some of us, yeah.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 1: It's a very small percentage of people that are out
• 2:04:24
  there eating turtles.
• 2:04:25
  Speaker 3: Well, you're a good guy, and I know that actually.
• 2:04:28
  Somehow you didn't have maybe the mother I had, but
• 2:04:30
  you must have had something good.
• 2:04:31
  Speaker 1: What, with my love of animals?
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got a good moral compass. I've watched you.
• 2:04:37
  You know what's right and wrong.
• 2:04:39
  Speaker 1: Well, certainly on eating tiger dick. I think there's better
• 2:04:44
  ways to go about your life.
• 2:04:45
  Speaker 2: But the recovery stuff is real. You know, there's a
• 2:04:48
  lot of cool stuff happening with species recovery. And in
• 2:04:51
  this case, the plowshare tortoise is on its way back.
• 2:04:54
  I mean, you have to kind of still protect it
• 2:04:56
  for a while.
• 2:04:56
  Speaker 3: That's expensive.
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 2: That's expensive. You know, anti-poaching and security. It's a lot
• 2:05:02
  of work.
• 2:05:03
  Speaker 1: I agree that it's important, but I am also fascinated
• 2:05:06
  by our desire to To sort of manage nature because
• 2:05:10
  90-whatever percent of any animal that's ever been alive ever
• 2:05:13
  is done. They're all extinct. Everything goes extinct.
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 3: And a lot of our good intentions managing nature doesn't
• 2:05:18
  work oftentimes.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. We do a terrible job.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Especially when we bring in animals. We were talking about
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  this yesterday with Hawaii. They brought in mongoose to eat
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  the rats, but mongoose are diurnal.
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  Speaker 3: Rats are nocturnal.
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  Speaker 1: We never saw each other.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Hawaii, it's funny you say Hawaii because Hawaii is
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  kind of the poster child of all the states in
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  the country of extinction. Second is California, but Hawaii really
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  fucked up Hawaii with cats. Mongooses were more in the Caribbean,
• 2:05:50
  but also Hawaii. And mongooses is why, back to the
• 2:05:53
  Jamaican iguana, The Jamaican iguana was extinct. We thought it
• 2:05:56
  was extinct because of mongooses. We've just recently found a
• 2:06:00
  small population, but it's a very rare iguana.
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 4: Reading a very similar thing happened with the salamanders in China.
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  They were not originally thought of as anything special until
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  the mid-20th century when famine forced people to find new
• 2:06:14
  stuff to eat. They started eating them and liked it,
• 2:06:16
  so they made a lot of places to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, and that's what led them to almost get wiped out?
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 4: Well, so then they reintroduced them back into the wild
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  because there were too many of them, which created a
• 2:06:26
  new problem. It says they created a new species. So
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  now you have hybrid salamanders, which is also like what
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  we have here in Austin.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's the same story over and over again.
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  Speaker 1: What do these fuckers look like? Look at that thing. Whoa!
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  Can I send photos of giant salamanders?
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  Speaker 3: They are so massive. They're so massive.
• 2:06:44
  Speaker 1: Look at the size of that thing. There's a bunch
• 2:06:46
  of videos of guys cooking them in walks outdoors.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And so is that another thing where it's like one
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  of those exotic things that you're not supposed to have
• 2:06:55
  and that's why they're cooking it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 2:06:57
  Speaker 1: Because I mean it looks– there's a funny one where
• 2:06:59
  a dude's singing. He's like rapping over it. The guy
• 2:07:02
  is cooking– about a guy cooking a dragon. This is
• 2:07:05
  how you cook a dragon.
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, they're pretty impressive.
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 1: But it is a weird desire that people have to
• 2:07:12
  eat something like incredibly exotic and rare. Whoa, look at
• 2:07:19
  that sucker.
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  Speaker 3: That's a real one.
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Giant salamander cooked eight ways.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: In the, I don't know what that word is. Xiamen. Xiamen. Seafood.
• 2:07:27
  Speaker 3: China. You know, that was one creature we wanted to
• 2:07:31
  film and I never got to film for Monsters of
• 2:07:33
  God because that also is a monster of God.
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 1: So these guys are taking them. They're alive.
• 2:07:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:07:39
  Speaker 1: And they're going to bring them over and kill them
• 2:07:41
  and cook them. So this is an endangered animal? Yeah.
• 2:07:43
  That this guy's killing and cooking?
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow.
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 1: Wow. That's crazy.
• 2:07:47
  Speaker 3: But they sort of know it.
• 2:07:49
  Speaker 2: It's not by necessity.
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 1: They know it's in danger and he's still boiling it up.
• 2:07:53
  So it's the fact that this luxury item, that you
• 2:07:58
  get to eat this luxury item. what does it look
• 2:08:01
  like see what it looks like at the end kind
• 2:08:03
  of crazy a lot of meat looks delicious would you
• 2:08:08
  eat it if you were there or would you.
• 2:08:09
  Speaker 3: Feel bad I don't– I wouldn't eat it but I've
• 2:08:12
  been– It's already there though.
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 1: It's already dead.
• 2:08:13
  Speaker 3: I've been in Southeast Asia with friends that ate dog
• 2:08:16
  and I just couldn't eat it. I can't. I'm not
• 2:08:19
  very adventuresome.
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 1: I can't. I would only have– the only way I'd
• 2:08:22
  eat a dog is if I tried to bite one
• 2:08:24
  of my kids. But if it's like– dogs, it's different.
• 2:08:30
  Speaker 3: We eat cattle and in India, they don't eat cows
• 2:08:33
  and then other places eat horses and then they eat dogs. Sure. Sure.
• 2:08:36
  We have our own sort of cultural norms about certain
• 2:08:40
  animals that we just can't wrap our head around.
• 2:08:42
  Speaker 2: And ways we justify.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 3: But I've seen dogs being killed in Sulawesi in huge
• 2:08:47
  numbers in Indonesia just the way they kill them. And
• 2:08:50
  then they take these blowtorches and burn the hair off
• 2:08:52
  of them. And people buy them just like you're in
• 2:08:55
  a regular grocery store. And it's just what's normal in
• 2:08:59
  one culture. Those are snapping turtles, American snapping turtles. What's
• 2:09:03
  normal in one culture.
• 2:09:04
  Speaker 1: So have these been imported into Asia?
• 2:09:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're big. And we still eat those, by the way,
• 2:09:09
  in New Orleans. In the southeast, we eat snapping turtles.
• 2:09:12
  We eat them in gumbo. But in Asia, they really
• 2:09:15
  love our American turtles.
• 2:09:17
  Speaker 1: And snapping turtles are not endangered in America.
• 2:09:20
  Speaker 3: No, but alligator snapping turtles are.
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 1: Well, those things are crazy looking.
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:09:25
  Speaker 1: Which you have in Texas, by the way.
• 2:09:27
  Speaker 2: They have what?
• 2:09:30
  Speaker 3: They're an ambush predator. They have a little appendage on
• 2:09:32
  their tongue. The fish is attracted to them.
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 2: The video of them feeding is incredible.
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 1: They've got alligators? They're serving up alligators, too?
• 2:09:40
  Speaker 3: Crocodiles. Crocodiles. Yeah, crocs.
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Imagine just hanging out there, watching his buddies
• 2:09:46
  get butchered.
• 2:09:47
  Speaker 3: You're good at finding gruesome stuff over there.
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 1: I mean there's a lot out there.
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 3: You're going to really gross out a lot of people.
• 2:09:54
  Speaker 1: So you say you guys have a bunch of projects
• 2:09:57
  always kind of in the works. Like how do you
• 2:10:00
  go about choosing them? You just like find these very
• 2:10:03
  bizarre people and these very bizarre niche groups and.
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 3: … I'm more aware of time as I get older.
• 2:10:13
  So you got to choose carefully what you want to
• 2:10:15
  do because it takes time to make these projects. So,
• 2:10:17
  you know, a lot of them, we hope there's some
• 2:10:20
  silver lining or something maybe positive about telling these stories
• 2:10:24
  and not just frivolous stories about freaky people. You know,
• 2:10:29
  but it helps to have some freaky people in a
• 2:10:31
  story to make people interested sometimes. But that's not the
• 2:10:35
  real goal. We're also doing projects that have nothing to
• 2:10:38
  do with wildlife. You know, I did a documentary in
• 2:10:42
  the last 10 years about my mom and my parents. And,
• 2:10:46
  you know, I don't know if anyone will ever see that.
• 2:10:47
  And they both died, you know, but I did that
• 2:10:50
  to keep them relevant. And I had a crazy family,
• 2:10:54
  a gay father and a crazy mother who was into animals.
• 2:10:57
  And so, you know, everyone has a crazy family. But
• 2:10:59
  we did a story that we're working on about New York.
• 2:11:03
  And we're also doing some other animal stories. So not
• 2:11:06
  everything gets to seize the light of day.
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 1: Right, but these last three big ones that you guys
• 2:11:11
  did are all about people and their bizarre relationship with
• 2:11:14
  strange animals.
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 1: What else? What's next?
• 2:11:20
  Speaker 3: I mean we're doing a really interesting project right now
• 2:11:23
  that should come out next year that I think you'll like, Joe.
• 2:11:26
  I have to say there are big carnivores in it
• 2:11:30
  again and some really far out people that you know
• 2:11:33
  and you may have known personally. Yeah. I don't think
• 2:11:37
  I can tell you who they are, but they were
• 2:11:39
  very famous. All right. Anyway, but we're doing a project
• 2:11:43
  about that.
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 1: What a tease you are.
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 2:11:47
  Speaker 2: It's feeding into the tease, too.
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 3: I had too much coffee. Sorry. And then we're really
• 2:11:53
  interested in a few other topics that people don't really
• 2:11:56
  talk about. We always talk about the charismatic megafauna, and
• 2:11:59
  we're interested in some of the groups of animals that
• 2:12:01
  we don't even think about.
• 2:12:03
  Speaker 2: It's also, I mean, this time we live in, in media,
• 2:12:06
  you know, there's so much stuff that gets made that
• 2:12:08
  no one sees. And it's a shame, especially, you know,
• 2:12:11
  some of this independent work, especially some of this documentary work.
• 2:12:15
  It takes many, many, many years. And many people are
• 2:12:19
  only really able to show it to the people that
• 2:12:21
  know about the issues. And nothing happens, especially if there's
• 2:12:24
  an impact aspect to it. So I think our formula
• 2:12:27
  is great. It happens to be, you know, these subcultures
• 2:12:30
  that have a higher propensity of finding people. crazy people
• 2:12:35
  or people with far-out beliefs. More than anything, it's more
• 2:12:37
  beliefs that are more interesting that make us curious. So
• 2:12:42
  I think that's this sort of mixture of conservation storytelling
• 2:12:45
  plus far-out beliefs in a niche that are able to
• 2:12:49
  zoom out and talk about themes of extinction or attachment
• 2:12:54
  or ego or crime.
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 1: Maybe there's something to the overfishing thing to do.
• 2:12:59
  Speaker 3: Because it's a giant issue. It's a huge issue. There's
• 2:13:02
  been a lot done on it. But I think there
• 2:13:05
  hasn't been a doc on overfishing.
• 2:13:09
  Speaker 2: I like Seaspiracy.
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 3: But the problem with a lot of those traditional documentaries,
• 2:13:15
  they tend to preach to the converted, not the unconverted.
• 2:13:20
  And you want to reach a bigger audience by somehow
• 2:13:23
  telling that story about overfishing in a way where you
• 2:13:26
  can get more people seeing it that don't know the issue.
• 2:13:29
  And the other thing I would just say, overfishing is
• 2:13:30
  a big deal. Invertebrates, insects, butterflies, and what's happening with
• 2:13:34
  insects is a big deal. We're losing a lot of
• 2:13:37
  really weird insects, and they haven't even been described yet.
• 2:13:40
  Marine fish and even tropical fish is really interesting to us.
• 2:13:44
  Where do all the saltwater tropical fish come from? How
• 2:13:47
  do you get them? They dynamite the reefs in the Philippines.
• 2:13:51
  They don't breed easily, saltwater tropical fish. Freshwater ones typically do.
• 2:13:55
  There's a lot of different groups of animals that we
• 2:13:57
  don't really think about and talk about that we kind
• 2:13:59
  of take for granted and we think of them as disposable.
• 2:14:03
  You know, we'll just put more tropical fish in our
• 2:14:05
  aquarium in a Vegas hotel.
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 2: And imagining de-extinction businesses are going to solve our problems.
• 2:14:11
  I think that's also interesting to us.
• 2:14:12
  Speaker 3: And there's just not a consciousness for smaller vertebrates and invertebrates.
• 2:14:16
  But I would just say one other thing that I
• 2:14:17
  think we do, you probably are aware of that, you know,
• 2:14:20
  people think you have to be in a city to
• 2:14:22
  get the, you know, the weird shit going on, New
• 2:14:25
  York city, LA, you know, whatever, uh, big cities. And
• 2:14:29
  what I found is oftentimes it's the places that you
• 2:14:32
  least expect it. You know, some weird, you know, suburban
• 2:14:37
  landscape where you start turning over, turning over the rocks
• 2:14:40
  and you find and see that there's weirdness happening everywhere.
• 2:14:43
  And that is a theme in our stories. It's not
• 2:14:46
  gravitating to the big cities to find it. It's places where,
• 2:14:50
  you know, the guy next door to you next door
• 2:14:52
  where you live has a, Garage full of hot snakes
• 2:14:55
  and the cobra escapes one day and it's in your
• 2:14:57
  yard or whatever the fuck the story is. But it
• 2:15:00
  often is in places that you wouldn't expect it to be.
• 2:15:02
  Speaker 2: Your friend's carport.
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:15:06
  Speaker 1: Well, listen, guys. Thank you again for being here. I
• 2:15:08
  really appreciate it. Thanks for all the work you guys
• 2:15:11
  put in. You've really entertained the shit out of me
• 2:15:13
  over the years and disturbed me as well. So it's available,
• 2:15:17
  Monsters of God. When does it come out?
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 3: Tomorrow.
• 2:15:20
  Speaker 1: Tomorrow. So when this comes out?
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 3: August 6th.
• 2:15:23
  Speaker 1: August 6th.
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 2:15:25
  Speaker 1: Beautiful.
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 3: Thank you for having us again.
• 2:15:27
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Thanks for being here. Thank you. Bye, everybody.