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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show February 16th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is due to the graphic nature of this.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Showy, this is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training
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  Speaker 1: Hey, what's good everybody?
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  Speaker 1: Today's Monday.
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  Speaker 5: It is February the sixteenth, President's Day, twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 5: We are the Woody Show. Yeah, body, that's Greg Gory.
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  Speaker 1: Al right.
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  Speaker 5: We got Menace Enograd right, Sea Bass is here. We
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  Speaker 5: got Sammy, she's our executive producer. We got Morgan, our
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  Speaker 5: associate producer. Van is a video producer, and then we
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  Speaker 5: got Borton Menschi the Woody Show production department. Dumbass Tyler
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  Speaker 5: up for you on the show today will they take
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  Speaker 5: it back. Oh yeah, testing the very liberal return policies
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  Speaker 5: at different places. Morgan was out there giving it a shot. Also,
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  Speaker 5: Sea Bass has some cameo on The Cheap Oh of course.
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  Speaker 5: You know there's all these different celebrities on cameo. They'll
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  Speaker 5: give you like a personalized message for a fee. The
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  Speaker 5: who is the cheaper. Get between the two options that
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  Speaker 5: were given, and which everyone ends up being the cheapest.
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  Speaker 5: We get a custom Woody Show greeting. So good from
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  Speaker 5: that cameo on The Cheapo and Greg b psyched guess
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  Speaker 5: who's guess coming up for you here this morning? On
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  Speaker 5: the Woody Show. Hey, Greg, you were saying that I
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  Speaker 5: want to know, like how did you already get a
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  Speaker 5: scratch on your car? Because Greg was to have and
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  Speaker 5: if anybody's got any tips for Greg, like so like
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  Speaker 5: touch up paint for your touch up paint.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, And it wasn't that I scratched it. It just
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  Speaker 1: had some like maybe two three existing little nicks in it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Like so the paint it's a white car
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  Speaker 1: and the paint below it is like a car. It's
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  Speaker 1: the only car I like to sell it. I considered it, No,
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  Speaker 1: he just got it. Who cares? So I'm cleaning it,
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  Speaker 1: and I realized, okay, there's a couple of knicks a ten,
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  Speaker 1: one like the size of the head of a pin
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  Speaker 1: on the hood, and then one on the back bumper.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought, well, that's not okay. I got to
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  Speaker 1: get some touch up paint, which nowadays, trying to buy
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  Speaker 1: touch up paint. It took two weeks. What do you mean?
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  Speaker 1: It was back ordered. The dealership doesn't paint. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: thought they would happen. I thought they'd have a trillion
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  Speaker 1: of those little paint pens. They don't. They had to
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  Speaker 1: order it and it took two weeks. So I get it,
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  Speaker 1: and my whole life, I've always heard that applying touch
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  Speaker 1: up paint is difficult. I thought, how difficult could it be?
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  Speaker 1: You just a little boop, little dab right, a little
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  Speaker 1: dabble doo. That's what I thought, And I can confirm
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  Speaker 1: what I heard my whole life. It's difficult. It's either
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  Speaker 1: all or nothing. Like I was trying to go understated
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  Speaker 1: with it and just try to just dot it on,
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  Speaker 1: but to get it to dot on. You have to
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  Speaker 1: like push the pens down and then it just plops.
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  Speaker 1: So I was doing it on a piece of cardboard
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  Speaker 1: and then trying to just touch it. And then when
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  Speaker 1: I finally thought it looked good in the perfect light
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  Speaker 1: that I was in, well here we go. Awesome, it
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  Speaker 1: looks good. Then I saw the bumper in different light
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  Speaker 1: and it looked like I took white out and just
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  Speaker 1: went right onto it.
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  Speaker 6: That's also got.
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  Speaker 1: To remember this brand new white paint. I'm not sure
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  Speaker 1: what the what year is your car?
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  Speaker 5: Twenty three to twenty three, so it's been two years
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  Speaker 5: out in the elements, you know what I mean. So
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  Speaker 5: like so it's not going to match exact. That's like
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  Speaker 5: what anytime you have to deal with a concrete like concrete.
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  Speaker 5: But what I'm saying, it's like concrete. It doesn't matter,
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  Speaker 5: like if you have to pour new concrete next from
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  Speaker 5: the same place, the same everything. God, it's it's never.
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  Speaker 1: Never the same. You always see that the same.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't give you any kind of like buffing tool
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  Speaker 2: to kind of like blend and buff and.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, to be completely honest, I didn't really read
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  Speaker 1: the direction. You know, I'll shake it and apply it
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  Speaker 1: so there's it's difficult. There's a brag like sea bass. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: not to brag, but to brag. I used nail polish
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  Speaker 1: and my Mini UV light to color matches scratch of
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  Speaker 1: my nephew's new motorcycle after his insurance quoted him three
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  Speaker 1: hundred bucks to do it. And you can't see it anymore.
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  Speaker 6: Really damn.
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  Speaker 5: So maybe you can have her do it nail polish.
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  Speaker 5: She calls it the girling. I thought that's like polish
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  Speaker 5: had a little just take it out. No, yeah, an
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  Speaker 5: annoying pen.
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  Speaker 1: Chicks always have different ways to do stuff like I
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  Speaker 1: would have never thought about nail polish.
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  Speaker 6: Well, you have to use clear nail polish if you
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  Speaker 6: have a run in your stockings, am I right? Lighter
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  Speaker 6: your patios that you just paint at the top end
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  Speaker 6: the run, it just solidifies and stops running. It stops moving.
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  Speaker 6: You can't tear it anymore after so it actually.
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  Speaker 1: Like a really yeah, I wouldn't think it would have
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  Speaker 1: enough strength.
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  Speaker 6: Ask anyone from the eighties and we don't you use.
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  Speaker 1: Nail polish remover for a bunch of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Well that's it's it's a solvent, so yea, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you can.
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  Speaker 5: There's there's a girl math, there's girl dinner. So like
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  Speaker 5: girl tools.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, like cheese wine.
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  Speaker 7: I've used a sharpie before to color are in a
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  Speaker 7: black dresser that I had that like chipped and I
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  Speaker 7: just colored it right in with a sharpie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. See, there you go. That's a girl tool. It
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  Speaker 1: wor look would look pens too, Yes, I use those.
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  Speaker 8: I know people at Tesla to have black rims. They
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  Speaker 8: just use sharpie all the time.
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  Speaker 6: Really.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, here's the one. Need to crush spices, can of beans,
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  Speaker 5: hammer something cann of beans, weigh some fabric down can
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  Speaker 5: of beans, light arm, workout canno beans. Still a couple
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  Speaker 5: of inches from reaching something that's up high cann of beans.
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  Speaker 1: It's good to know it's a girl tool.
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  Speaker 6: I used the back of my high heel to hammer
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  Speaker 6: stuff in before.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, I've used bottles of wine or champagne for weights.
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  Speaker 6: I don't have, but then I have bottles of it
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  Speaker 6: all the time.
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  Speaker 5: I'm a girl from Germany, so I could open a
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  Speaker 5: bottle of beer with nearly anything.
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  Speaker 1: Sheet of paper is my favorite. I wish I had
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  Speaker 1: that skill. Yeah, there's a way.
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  Speaker 2: If you fold it folded, folded, fold it, you can
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  Speaker 2: basically make it into I have you ever seen somebody
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  Speaker 2: do with a lighter? Yeah, you fold up paper hard
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  Speaker 2: enough times you can make it like little.
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  Speaker 1: Got to be super cool.
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  Speaker 5: I always thought it was like really cool and manly
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  Speaker 5: to be able to like flick bottle caps, like where
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  Speaker 5: it looks like a shot out of a gun we
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  Speaker 5: have in college. Yeah, pretty cool. Uh, if you haven't
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  Speaker 5: used the butter knife as a screwdriver, I don't trust
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  Speaker 5: you your old tool the whole world has, right, girl,
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  Speaker 5: measuring tape is my favorite. You hold your hands about
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  Speaker 5: this far apart. You walk from the item to the
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  Speaker 5: space where you want the item to fit. It's fool proof, right.
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  Speaker 3: It is.
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  Speaker 1: Slowly make your way over there so you can get
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  Speaker 1: to fit. Basically works.
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  Speaker 5: Oh this, actually, this is pretty smart. I keep an
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  Speaker 5: airport mini bottle in my toolbox to use as a level.
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  Speaker 6: Oh that's a great idea.
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  Speaker 5: Because you can see the you can see the liquid,
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  Speaker 5: like if it's a little Jack Daniels bottle, because it's
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  Speaker 5: you know, the bottle is squared off. It's not going
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  Speaker 5: to be perfect, but it's going to be good enough.
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  Speaker 5: At the point that you have a toolbox, real level,
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  Speaker 5: small ones.
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  Speaker 6: When I worked at another station. I needed to know
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  Speaker 6: how long something was, like from room to room. I
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  Speaker 6: knew the guy one of my friends was five and
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  Speaker 6: a half feet tall. He's kind of a shorter guy,
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  Speaker 6: so I had him lay down and then I would
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  Speaker 6: put something there and I'd have laid down again all
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  Speaker 6: the way across the rooms, like figure out how long
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  Speaker 6: it was.
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  Speaker 1: And he agreed to that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he was really nice.
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  Speaker 1: Seem imaginally like a guy asking a woman to do
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  Speaker 1: something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Several times, like hey this, I know this was one
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  Speaker 2: hundred and forty pounds, could you stand on the Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I've ironed a shirt with my flat iron.
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  Speaker 6: I've done that really, Yeah, well that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great.
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  Speaker 5: I know people that like and not a girl tool
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  Speaker 5: just in general. But like you're staying in a hotel,
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  Speaker 5: you don't have anything to heat up something when they
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  Speaker 5: used the iron.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to iron to heat a pizza slice.
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  Speaker 9: You done that?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, stuff like that whole meal. I'm sure it's
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  Speaker 1: really clean, but you're drunk, so who cares? Thank you?
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  Speaker 7: One time, I only had to do this one time,
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  Speaker 7: but I hit something underneath my car, so the whole
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  Speaker 7: underneath part kind of fell.
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  Speaker 10: Down, if you know what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Underneath the.
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  Speaker 11: I don't know it's under protect everything, is it? The
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  Speaker 11: undercarriage is.
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  Speaker 7: So yeah, So that part fell off and it's dragging,
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  Speaker 7: and I thought I still had another hour to drive.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not doing this.
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  Speaker 7: I pull over and I can't rip it off, and
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  Speaker 7: I don't know how to get it off. And I
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  Speaker 7: had to take my key and just slowly cut the
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  Speaker 7: whole thing off.
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  Speaker 1: Of my car.
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  Speaker 11: Wow, it forever in my hand.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my hands were all bloody.
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  Speaker 1: It was all holiday.
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  Speaker 7: It worked, Yeah, because I was the hand I was
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  Speaker 7: holding it with and scraping it. It kept hitting and
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  Speaker 7: I really just couldn't avoid it because I needed it
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  Speaker 7: to be so close.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, girl tools, Yeah, hey.
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  Speaker 6: We got our ways.
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  Speaker 5: Any other help please survive?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I hit us up on the text over to two
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Menisa is kind of all.
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  Speaker 5: Over the place with the thing that he becomes obsessed
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  Speaker 5: with it, that he gets into some of the stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even pretend to get on board with it.
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  Speaker 5: It's very clattle boo booz or whatnot. And then there
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  Speaker 5: are other things hello kitty. And then there are there
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  Speaker 5: are other things like uh.
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  Speaker 1: Half baked and hammer and hank the thousand pounds sisters, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a thousand pounds sisters.
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  Speaker 3: Know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, then that's what menace is into Yeah, I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: but like this stuff is it's not like, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the stuff that menaces. It's either I love it or
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  Speaker 1: I hate it. But one of his definite streaks is uh,
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  Speaker 1: for lack of a better term, circus freaks. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like people with personalities.
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  Speaker 5: My bad any keys and you you always make fun
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  Speaker 5: of U or pointed out about half baked, Like he
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  Speaker 5: gets on something like for a while, everything goes back
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  Speaker 5: to Nick Hogan.
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  Speaker 1: But he'll get on a subject for years. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: that right now, apartment stool hills, Well you brought up hill,
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  Speaker 1: so he'll armored departments, talk to you, legit, He'll talk
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  Speaker 1: to you about that for the next five years. When
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  Speaker 1: I met him in a part lot, that was his
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  Speaker 1: second question. Luckily I had.
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  Speaker 5: But anyway, Menace will go to a fast food place,
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  Speaker 5: have something, love it, go back to that place multiple
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  Speaker 5: times a day for weeks at a time. He gets
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  Speaker 5: on these kicks. And right now he's got a new obsession.
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  Speaker 5: It's this guy. He was telling Sea Bass about it,
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  Speaker 5: and Sea Bass has some clips here for us.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, this is a guy who hosts a supposed
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  Speaker 2: new reality show called High Life Asia. If you're If
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  Speaker 2: you're not driving, you could follow online High Left Asia
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  Speaker 2: Official on Instagram, And it is what appears to be
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  Speaker 2: about a five foot five Irish gay man with a
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  Speaker 2: giant pot belly who wears spring tight T shirts and
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  Speaker 2: he takes you around Hong Kong while he's supposedly filming.
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  Speaker 1: A reality show.
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  Speaker 5: Behind the scenes of the reality show, Oh yeah, and
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  Speaker 5: he has all kinds of trailers and here's a little
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  Speaker 5: bit of one of those.
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  Speaker 12: In a city with the elite play their high stake game.
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  Speaker 12: One man stands at the center of it all. I'm
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  Speaker 12: Mark Burne, the face, the voice, the story behind Halla Fisia.
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  Speaker 12: This isn't just a show about glamor of fame. It's
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  Speaker 12: about their journey, my journey navigating the world where power
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  Speaker 12: influence a purpose clot around the influencers, models and visionaries
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  Speaker 12: moved through a world of luxury and pressure, each chasing success.
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  Speaker 1: On their home terms. So is it just based on
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  Speaker 1: the way the guy looks five foot five?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: Aren't you intrigued?
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  Speaker 5: Like?
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  Speaker 1: What is actually happening here?
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  Speaker 6: Follow me as I try to fight their.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, My thing is like, is the reality show really happening?
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  Speaker 8: Is this guy like legit or is he just crashing
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  Speaker 8: out and he's in Hong Kong, like what what is happening?
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  Speaker 8: And then but he has like legit websites around this
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  Speaker 8: kind of stuff. I have seen some scenes where it
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  Speaker 8: looks like they're shooting a reality show, like I don't
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  Speaker 8: know what happened, I don't know what is actually happened.
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  Speaker 1: Because the line is blurred, you guys. Yeah, yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: the he also has.
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  Speaker 2: I should also mention his hair is like it's not mohawk,
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  Speaker 2: it's it's a troll doll, like straight up like poof poof.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a high top fade almost.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: And what Menasias say is yeah, because all of his
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  Speaker 2: videos he's mostly just holding the camera looking himself. He's
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  Speaker 2: walking around Hong Kong and nothing's happening.
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  Speaker 5: He's talking about like you heard high Stakes, you knows,
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  Speaker 5: very dramatic.
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  Speaker 6: Is somebody else filming him?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 5: No, it kind of sounds like a weird version of
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  Speaker 5: Frankie McDonald. Yeah, it's like and he was gay and
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  Speaker 5: now you're issue right clip the other clip there, the
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  Speaker 5: hot tub shoes. So like what Mina says is in
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  Speaker 5: some of his clips from High Life Asia, he will
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  Speaker 5: have a camera crew around, and he'll be hanging out
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  Speaker 5: with people from Hong Kong doing like with a glass
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  Speaker 5: of champagne overlooking a bay.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: And here's one with him in a hot tub with
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  Speaker 2: some guy and this is supposed is supposedly part of the.
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  Speaker 5: The with a beer gut right, talking about a hot tub. Well,
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  Speaker 5: what does this mean?
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  Speaker 12: In a world where luxury is defined Wilson light and
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  Speaker 12: in the heat of the jacuzzi, where every second feels
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  Speaker 12: for a lot of time, the bubbles rise, the tension,
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  Speaker 12: faith and more transported into pure indulgence. This is highly vision, unforgettable, unmatched, unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: It's written, essentially in a good way describe what a
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  Speaker 1: hot tub is.
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  Speaker 8: So I don't know if it's a reality show because
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  Speaker 8: I thought initially it was a reality show about pageants
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  Speaker 8: and in large like girls, that seems to be nearer,
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  Speaker 8: But now it's about luxury, And then I don't know,
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  Speaker 8: you know, is there again? Is there a reality show
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  Speaker 8: actually being shot? There is a IMDb page for the
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  Speaker 8: reality show.
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  Speaker 1: He claims to be shopping it to distributors. Oh so
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  Speaker 1: then no, but no, But then there's there's scenes where
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  Speaker 1: there's like a camera crew.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Right, So but again you don't you never see any
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: of that footage. All you see is him talking about
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: because this extreme pressure and just him to do hot time.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: How did you discover this?
• 16:02
  Speaker 8: So what I was looking like for travel stuff in Asia,
• 16:06
  Speaker 8: this guy started popping up.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Are there any other characters? No, it's just him, so that.
• 16:14
  Speaker 10: There's something off in his brain. I think he's convinced himself.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Well, he's definitely delusional. Yeah, And I think what we're
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: seeing here is menace. Is there's a sweet spot. There's
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: between before delusional, before delusional gets too sad, and we're
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: right there, which is so Yeah, what I think, what
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: I think observing.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: All this where I think might have happened.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: He might have got it like a pilot to shoot
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: a reality because again in some shots there are camera people.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so maybe that is actually happening or it didn't happen.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Now he's like, I don't know, trying to sell something,
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: sell it well, so Medice is not alone. There are
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: people in his Instagram comments and they they were sarcastically
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: egging him on.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Like oh my god, the trauma is so high, or
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: keep your hair up, dude. It's trying to go on now.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: But he does see some of these other comments, and
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: he noticed in one of his videos that there was
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: some pushback like saying, oh this isn't real. Oh, you're
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: just a weird, little obsessed irish in Hong Kong. And
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: he addresses that here in this video.
• 17:11
  Speaker 12: Darling, it's quite emotional with love stuff going on.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I tell you, these people crying on
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: social media. There's there's too much crying on social media,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 17:25
  Speaker 9: But he seems a little special, so I do forel that. Yeah,
• 17:29
  Speaker 9: he's not like a normal sat.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: He's in front of an internet. He's filming this in
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: front of a giant water. But just in general, like
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: I feel in it's not even influencers or someone like this,
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: Oh somebody doesn't get their boss McDonald's.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, there's so many people posting videos of them
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: crying sad social media, Like, do that in shame because
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: they get they get darkness?
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: Do that in the corner of your shows the position.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I'm telling people how great you are going
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: on And.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: I still I'm sure.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 18:09
  Speaker 12: It's just it's a week harder than what I thought
• 18:13
  Speaker 12: it was going to be. And there's a lot of
• 18:16
  Speaker 12: people cushing against this. These sticks are really really high. Okay,
• 18:21
  Speaker 12: on a completely different note issue, Jean's birthday today, have
• 18:25
  Speaker 12: a huge birthday.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: They think he's being must make support me throughout this
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: whole process. Well, I'm gonna go. Emotions are which, wait, don't.
• 18:33
  Speaker 10: Feel batter you don't have a heart.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I don't feel bad. This guy has dreams.
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: The very fact that he had to put in that music.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Hey, I love it.
• 18:45
  Speaker 10: Good production.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: The stakes are really high. Stakes are still I want
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: to see this show. But yeah, you never in a
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: few shots, you're like, oh, that's a model somewhere over there.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: There's a camera.
• 18:57
  Speaker 8: No, there is one where he's like like posing. Well,
• 19:01
  Speaker 8: he's like at I don't know, some kind of galla
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: or something.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Right, He's like, he's adjacent to this lifestyle.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: It's adjacent to the galapa.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: But there we go. There's a there is high Life
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Asia on Instagram. He's got an actually shop. You can
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: buy his travel bags custom luggage.
• 19:20
  Speaker 12: What my friend and your tuning into and making a
• 19:22
  Speaker 12: Palafesi reality TV show?
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: Behind things, darlings.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: I didn't get my haircuts.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: What do you think?
• 19:26
  Speaker 13: By the way, it's quite big and nice and statuesque
• 19:30
  Speaker 13: the way I know you like it. So as we know,
• 19:32
  Speaker 13: the range of accessories is expanding on a bit. Several
• 19:37
  Speaker 13: people reached out to me as well as it's like
• 19:38
  Speaker 13: a bug, what about maybe some sort of bags as
• 19:42
  Speaker 13: in much more like fashion bags? Even though the tote
• 19:45
  Speaker 13: bags are gorge where do you want an absolutely gorgeous
• 19:48
  Speaker 13: the case is because it comes in four different sizes.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: I just need your feedback to see what you're thinking.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, should have the tags?
• 19:54
  Speaker 13: Almost?
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Should I have the logo? So much? I got something
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Is now here's something that Gina found. We heard with
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: Menace found online. This is something that that Gina found.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: This is this wife because she was cheated on.
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so she found out her husband was cheating on her.
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: I think with men and women, So men and women.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's like wow, so many options.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: Instead of just straight up leaving him or you know,
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: go into his office and get crazy, she took this
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: sort of out of the box approach to getting back
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: at him.
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he took it out of the box approach to
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: that's right, you know what I'm saying, gabbling, Yeah, I.
• 20:37
  Speaker 14: Found out that my husband's cheating on me, So here
• 20:39
  Speaker 14: are all the things that I signed him up for.
• 20:41
  Speaker 14: I put him on the prayer list at the local
• 20:44
  Speaker 14: Baptist church. They're notorious for showing up at your doorstep
• 20:47
  Speaker 14: offering to pray for you, calling you to check on you,
• 20:50
  Speaker 14: and they will spend more time with him than I
• 20:52
  Speaker 14: want to. I did the same thing with the Jehovah Witness,
• 20:55
  Speaker 14: so they will also show up at his door. I
• 20:58
  Speaker 14: signed him up full or a personal loan. They will
• 21:03
  Speaker 14: contact him constantly checking to see if he's ready to
• 21:07
  Speaker 14: get started on his personal loan. It'll be spam emails,
• 21:11
  Speaker 14: it'll be phone calls. He'll probably want to change his
• 21:14
  Speaker 14: email and phone number. I also signed him up for
• 21:17
  Speaker 14: insurance quotes with every single insurance company that I could
• 21:20
  Speaker 14: find when I googled him. It's gonna be great. What
• 21:23
  Speaker 14: else should I sign him up for?
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Let me know, ay, chat chat.
• 21:30
  Speaker 9: I did this one time, and then I got nervous
• 21:33
  Speaker 9: because I looked it up and it says it's like,
• 21:35
  Speaker 9: I don't know if illegal is the right word, but
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: it's not allowed, like you're not allowed to sign other
• 21:39
  Speaker 9: people up there.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: They're going after you for that.
• 21:43
  Speaker 5: There's an obligation I think if it's just for information,
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: that's one thing. Like you can't sign somebody up. You
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: can't get a loan in somebody's name, or.
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: Even like a donation or something.
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: Although we did that back in the day. Speaking of
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: things that we were you know, yeah, remember the Columbia
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: House thing. House You get twelve CDs for a penny
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: and then you were on the hook to buy a
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: certain number of CDs afterwards. So my friend and I
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: we signed this other kid up, Jeremy, who we hated.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: We signed them up and we went through and I
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: remember because the Columbia House thing, it was there were
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: stamps and you would take the stand and it was
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: the album art and on the book and you and
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: you like attached to twelve that you wanted, you'd mail
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: it in with your money order.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: We got on our BMX.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: Bikes and we biked down to the post office, which
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: was like five six miles from our house each way,
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: to get a money order. So we could just sign
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: Jeremy up for the stupid Columby House thing, knowing he'd
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: be on the hook. He'd get all these terrible CDs
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: in the mail of something. The stuff we could have
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: had no idea, what do you know what this is?
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: And then he'd be on the hook for the other ones.
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure that would have been ill.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: It would be yeah in hindsight, but ever going out
• 22:56
  Speaker 8: something's email address, you know when you're looking for free wife.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I mean I get what she's doing.
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: That's pretty funny.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I used to have more energy for pettiness like that.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: Like, I will take lazy pettiness, but if if it
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: requires any kind of much effort, I value my time more.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: This is like a part time job finding all that.
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: Right when you get cheated on, the rage inside you
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: was real and you have so much energy for and.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: I get it, and I can appreciate it. I'm saying
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: just again for me personally, I used to have more
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: energy for the follow through on that, Like I may
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: think it, but I value time more than I used to.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: And so the time of going online filling out all
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: the information just so that he'd be on a mailing
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: list or on whatever, that would be Like that to
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: me doesn't sound appealing. Pettiness is appealing, but you can
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: appreciate it. The effort and the time required doesn't sound right. Yeah,
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: it makes sense.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: It's growing and you should return the favor by banging
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: dudes and women. Right what she should do? Nine o nine.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I signed my ex up for all that, plus calls
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: and visits from the Church of Scientology. Okay, he had
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: to change his number. Two.
• 24:04
  Speaker 10: That's the easy one to sign up for. They'll take
• 24:06
  Speaker 10: anybody's info.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just curious about how clear I am. Right, Yeah,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I need to do a stress test exactly. All right,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: We've got some more Woody Show next. Hang on.
• 24:16
  Speaker 15: The Woody Show returns right after these messages, Biz are phenomenon?
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Well, because I've been that drunk.
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I've bared dumpsters dumpster.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, bro. And there's times I wake up and
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I don't remember getting back to my room. I don't
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: remember how I got dressed.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And now back to The Woody Show, and we
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: got a dumbass contest ready to go. It's radio's most
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: immature game.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Time to play Guess Who's yes. So
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: every once in a.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: While, there's a you know, heavy topic to be discussed.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: For recently, that's what happened. One day We're on the
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: show and talking about something. I'm like, man, we really
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: need to lighten this up. I just happened to have
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: a recording of a fart that I cut a couple
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: of nights earlier. And you know, Greg is always been
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: on laugh hysterically and uncontrollably at those things. So I
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: decided to play it, and we had listeners guess whose
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: gas it was, and then the Memphis contest was born.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Is it the best representation of the show? Probably not.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Probably not. Doesn't make the best first impression most of
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: the time, but hey, the listeners really enjoy it. I
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: was about to give you a live one, but then
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I realized, oh, I would crack my pants. I feel.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: I have ongoing homework assignments for everybody who works on
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: the show to next time they feel a good one
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: bruin to capture it recorded on their phone and just
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: email to me. And then here for this game, I
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: will play one of those, and then you on the
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: phone just have to guess whose gas it is. Your
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: options are Woody, Gina grad, Greg Gory, Menace, Ce Bass
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: or Morgan. We would include Sammy, but Sammy claims that
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: it first don't make sounse.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: All right, So first person to correctly guests who's gas
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: will be the winner, and we'll go right to the
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: phones and say hi to Jonathan. Hey, what's up Jonathan?
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: Hello?
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Hello?
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: How are you all right?
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: So we're gonna play Guess who's gas? When you're ready
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: say hit me?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: All right, sounds good. Couldn't hold that one. Let's try
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: that again.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: I couldn't hold that one. All right, here we go, ready,
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: I call that that one the up and over.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: That's up someone scaling a wall and something.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: All right, So Jonathan, guess who's gas? Woody, Gina, Greg Menac,
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Bass or Morgan.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: I think this is a pretty easy one. I'm gonna
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: have to go with Morgan.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: Show me Morgan.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Is uh, that is not Morgan.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: But Jonathan, thank you for the call. Let's say hi
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: to Alex. We're playing Guess who's gas? When you're ready
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: say hit me?
• 27:07
  Speaker 14: Hit me.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Again.
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: Your options are Woodie, Gina, grad, Greg Gory, Menace or
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: Sea Bass. Guess who's gas.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go with Greg Gory, Show me
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Greg Gory? Yeah it I was disgusted.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: Character right.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Now, everybody who's still on hold, keep hanging on.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: We'll do another round. But yeah, Alec, that was Greg Gory.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: You sent that one. Back to me in September. We've
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: been holding onto that one for a while. That's sipparate.
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, all right, man, we'll ask congratulations. Hang on,
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: you're a winner on Guess Who's gas?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Cover? Deep end of the cover? Huh it does I
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: don't recall a litter. You have been boys and girls.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: It's time for round number two. Guess why let me
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: see uh, let me see if area next year. Let
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: me go to my library of two. It's it's this
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: one of those books when you open it up in
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: it's like the basement of the louver. Yeah, dust flies
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: out of the Library of Congress. It's so national art. Kids.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: That's a good all right, see you and go to
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: our next contestant. Say hi to Erica. Erica.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: All right, so Erica, we were playing Guess Who's gas?
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: When you're ready say hit me, hit me.
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: Call that one.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I call that one the stutter step rhythm different times
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: there we go, all right, so hard sound like a
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: big zipper like you ever have a sharp one? Oh yeah,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: the ones that kind of like if you let's just
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: say you had an itch on your buttole and scratched
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: that right.
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay, So Erica everybody's back on the table.
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: Guess who's gas Woody, Gina, Greg Mena, Sea Bass or Morgan.
• 29:10
  Speaker 14: I'm gonna go with Sea Bash.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Show me Sea Bass.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Knows she knows your buttthole?
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: I do? I know all of you guys, you do.
• 29:28
  Speaker 14: Know what?
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: So sweet well Erica, congratulations and hang on once again.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: In fact, I'm gonna go back into the Let me
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: put that one in there before I lose it. That
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: that was called the stutter step.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: That was.
• 29:39
  Speaker 14: That was?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: That was a sea bass hitter right there. Put that
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: in the used toots and hear the tightness. Now you
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: say that you can point out whose toot is? Who's
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: you think you're really good at it? I think so
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: all right, let's uh, let's let's find out. Let's see
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: if you can pick out whose gas this is? You ready?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll see best out of three. All right,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: here we go. That's one of the all right? Whose
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: was that?
• 30:14
  Speaker 12: Good?
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: God?
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: No, No, that was that was Morgan? That was that
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: was the That was the king. She can remember? That
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: was after she had Korean barbecue? Was that in a bucket?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: And aware somewhere in the barn? How about how about
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: this one? She's oh for one. That's okay, it's okay,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: here we go. She said that she knows.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and she already yeah, you already won. You already
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: got a prize. Alright about this one. Guess who's guys?
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: It's like almost cute. He was taken into Paris grata.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: We named that one the sad puppy. I guess I
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: guess who's gas. It's bashful, Gina. That's incorrect. That was mine.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: It was so shy, the sad puppy. Okay, all right,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I'll give you one more, one more, but you're so
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: far terrible at this goodness just didn't count, all right.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: Guess who's gas? I always called that one shot across
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: the bell. Guess who's gas?
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Menace?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Is not menace? That one was Gina.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Grass always good at it.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, just an off day. The Beastie boys
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: one the brass Monkey. Yeah yeah, d d as monkey
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: people to steal it. That would work monkey, that funky monkey.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Hold on, yes, live box rip, Oh you know what?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Hold on? Yeah, you know what it's it's the system.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: A quick replay. Yeah, I can't replay quick. Don't have
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: to work on that home.
• 32:33
  Speaker 16: Monkey, That funky monkey a monkey, Munkey monkey, Greg.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: You're so happy, Erica, congratulations and your own thank you.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: You're way down your right leg up, it's perfect, monkey
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: pots monkey monkey monkey. Yeah, all right, wait, take aim break.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: You're a musician, you know, I swear it gets more
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: mature from here, at least in carefully. We don't have
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: a choice.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Cameo is a thing where you can go on there
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: and you can browse all the different celebrities that offering
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: customized greetings. It's been around for a while. Actually, I'm
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: kind of surprise is still around. I would think, you know,
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: to run that as a company would be you know,
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: there's no overhead.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: R Yeah, people get to talk to celebrities.
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: But still it costs money to you know, especially like
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: something computer based like that.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Well genus keeping them in business.
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: You did it for your kids, Oh yeah, and a
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: kid for you know, video game guys and all that
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: kind of stuff.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: I had.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: They were they were in the blot in the red,
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: I should say, had evaluation one point years ago of
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: over a billion dollars that went away very fast.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: They had over four hundred employees cut down them.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: That could be their problem.
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: Well, because you got to cut deals with all these people.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: You have to manage all that. You know, there's the finances,
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: transactional stuff like I don't know it just that's for service,
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: you're right, yeah, but it's still around and uh we
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: have these uh celebrities give us personalized greetings. But we
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: got to find out who's the Cheapo on cameo and
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: we have a.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: New a well new original song for cameo on the
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Cheapo folder.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: There we do.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, here we go. They famous, so they're
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: willing to tap dance. Yeah it's came You're nice. Hell yeah.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: Sea Bass really likes all this AI stuff, like because
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: you make songs all the time, the new versions like
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: the first one you can say, yeah that could that
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: could have been from the sixties.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're screwed. Yeah all right, So what was
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: the first category?
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: First category are what are his favorites? These are people
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: home and from things.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I know what he loves.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: In fact, he plays this first clip all the time
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: from one of his favorite movies, La Bamba Rich, which
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: is not actually Lou Diamond Phillips's about Lou Diamond Phillips
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Si Morales. However, Lou Diamond Phillips is on Cameo he
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: played his brother Bob.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Upset for the rest of you. Yeah, all right, we
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: go right, you know him, right, I've met him?
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, nice guy.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah all right, So Lou Diamond Phillips, he is the
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: guy being the richie being screamed about. He's on cameo
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: the other his name.
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: Always trips me up east Side like forever. Yeah, it's
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: a mouthful, Yeah.
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: It's a mouthful.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: The other person who I know what he loves is
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Mayor Goldie Wilson, the future real name, I think the
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: real name Don full of Love, which I maybe is
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: that a real name?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Who knows?
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: But here he is the famous scene where a young
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Marty McFly is in the diner and he at the time,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Mayor Goldie Wilson is just mopping floors.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: You think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: in this slopout watch it, No, sir, I'm going to
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: make something on myself. I'm going to night school and
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: one day I'm going to beat somebody.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: That's right, he's gonna be Mayor Gumming.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Goldie Wilson. Sound just watching imax.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: That's the last name Full of Love f f U
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: L L. All right, Oh yeah, they are both on cameo.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: Who is the cheaper cameo? That?
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: What do you will?
• 36:49
  Speaker 9: Love?
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: Man, it's tough because I tell you, the Back to
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: the Future folks go crazy for all things Back to
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: the Future.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I mean they're more wild than I am. I went
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: to that convention where Christopher Lloyd and yeah, Michael J. Fox.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't see Donald full love though he still working,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: He still by the way, Lou Diamond. Phllips is the cameo, right, yeah,
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: oh oh oh, yeah, Okay, we're back. Cheaper gotta be Goldie, say.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Don I would say, yeah, I would say Mayor Goldie Wilson, Yeah,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: definitely has to Yeah. I mean, do we have his IMDb?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: What has he done?
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: He's apparently obviously the Back to the Future movies. He
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: does a bunch of voices. He was in Monster Sink
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Wally Okay, called Party Sourus.
• 37:32
  Speaker 11: Rex the household name though Phillips is Yeah, but you.
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: Know, like he could get a lot of these Back
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: to the Future. WI. Everybody knows Mayor Goldie Wilson looks
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: a lot like I mean, if I.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Showed it around the building and check out this cameo,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I got But if you said, oh, mayor Goldie Wilson
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: from Back to the Future, and they'd be like, oh yeah,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: and you go, oh, well he's on camp.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Oh if a man over forty, Goldie has to be cheaper. Yeah,
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Goldie Wilson don full of love. You can get his
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: cameo for one hundred and thirty dollars, Yeah, which means
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: you can get Lou Diamond Phillips's for only one hundred
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: and therefore.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: That is surprising Phillips's.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I obviously tell him who you guys are,
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: why you love him, And that's the cameo.
• 38:18
  Speaker 15: All right, the Woody Show. Hey, it's Lou Diamond Phillips
• 38:23
  Speaker 15: LDP in the house. This is a special cameo sending
• 38:27
  Speaker 15: you lots of love from somebody named Sea Bass Woody.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Apparently you you shout Richie a lot, Hitchie, like, I've
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: never heard that.
• 38:39
  Speaker 15: Yeah, that would be you and a few thousand other
• 38:42
  Speaker 15: people for almost forty years.
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: But thank you.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Wasn't its gonna be about Richie? What about bub.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: And Greg?
• 38:53
  Speaker 17: Apparently you thought I was mega hot and young guns.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Greg, I appreciate that. We'll talk later.
• 39:01
  Speaker 17: Uh and Gina see you're the classy one, the king,
• 39:04
  Speaker 17: and I thank you so much.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I'm very very proud of that.
• 39:08
  Speaker 17: I don't know where you saw it, whether it was
• 39:10
  Speaker 17: on Broadway or I've done it many many other places,
• 39:12
  Speaker 17: but menace a fan of the Mantis and Mass singer.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Just take those.
• 39:21
  Speaker 10: That's your favorite, right, Thank you, me so to all
• 39:25
  Speaker 10: of you.
• 39:25
  Speaker 17: I so appreciate all the long time love and so
• 39:29
  Speaker 17: happy that, no matter what flavor it comes in your
• 39:32
  Speaker 17: l v P fans, continued success to your show. And uh,
• 39:35
  Speaker 17: don't forget you know Sea Bass.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you could send.
• 39:38
  Speaker 17: Him a little some little swag bag or maybe some
• 39:40
  Speaker 17: concert tickets or something.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Cordy, but full of energy. Yeah, it
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: was very friendly, very accommodating, addressed all your points from
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: his house, I believe, really good. Good voice too, sounds good. Yeah,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: you think for working for so many decades, wouldn't to
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: do this right? But here we are, But here we are.
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: Then we have another round of cameo on the job.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your first guy, this gentleman on cameo for you
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: to buy his greeting is Winston from the Ghostbusters.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, this is he, and who's the chick you played
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: with the receptionist.
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: What do you want?
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Ernie's introduction to Thebuster. We got one
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: great movie. How do you hate Ghostbusters? I don't think
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: anyone is all right.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: Winston from Ghostbusters? Ernie Hudson.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental to left
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: at the esp, clairvoyant spirit, photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums,
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: the lockness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: If there's a steady paycheck in it, I believe anything
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: you say so already Hudson, Halloween guy.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: I guess by a ghosts On cameo the other cameo
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Kathy Na Jimmy because she was one of the three
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: witches in hocus Pocus.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: What else would I know her from from King of
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: the Hill.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Well, she has been Peggy Hill for the past years
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: on King of the Hill. She's probably like sister of
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: the Traveling Pants. I don't know, she looks like that
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: sister Act two. She was one of like the she's
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: one of the nuns. She's like always one of the
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: like side cars, Quirky best friend. Yeah, because she was
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: in Quirky. Everyone knows Bette Midler and Sarah Jessica Parker,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: but Kathy and Jimmy. Also, you're part of the probably
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: one of the biggest four Little girls folloween movie hocus Pocus.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Here she is amongst the trick or treaters.
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: I'm very confused.
• 41:47
  Speaker 12: I smelled children, but I don't see children.
• 41:50
  Speaker 14: I've lost my moll.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: Sorry, all right, So hunt kids Winston from Ghostbusters. Now,
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: this is tough because it's not going to be for
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: that role that people would seek her out. They're probably
• 42:06
  Speaker 5: more for.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: She in beaches like that's you're thinking of due.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Amongst amongst women of Sammy's age range. Hocus Pocus is
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: a giant movie h.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Her for sure from a pop culture standpoint, though just
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: in general, more mass appeal.
• 42:30
  Speaker 11: Really yeah, not for me.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: You're wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong? Really, I think Seas is right.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Hocus Pocus is her biggest. She's been in a thousand things.
• 42:40
  Speaker 11: But and if you know the Dan band, she's married
• 42:43
  Speaker 11: to Dan.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I'll start with the Ernie Hudson is cheaper. I still
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: think she's cheaper.
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: I do too, because I think he can totally capitalize
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: on Ghostbuster.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: He shows up and all that stuff. Oh, very reinvention.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: So which tells me that he might be a little
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: bit cheaper because he's willing to do all that. He's
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: doing more, but that's more.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: But that's also his it might be his main income.
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: It's like she's maybe she's got voiceover money.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if it's your main income, you're gonna need
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: orders to come in, so you're not going to price
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: yourself too high.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: Okay, I think for cheap, I'm saying Kathy, you're saying
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: cheaper Kathy, Kathy.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Ernie Ernie Ernie cheaperne Ernie ch Ernie Ernie.
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: All right, camo on the cheap oh, Ernie Hudson. He'll
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: do it in a ghost Pluster's outfit.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: You're done right.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: It will cost you one hundred and ninety five whoa,
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Kathy to Jimmy only one hundred and sixty seven dollars.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Now we have a first time on cameo on the
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: cheap os. We've had people turned down cameos. Usually when
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: that happens, you get a text reply like sorry I
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: don't do They'll say, like business things, it's for a
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: radio show.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Kathy to Jimmy, as you're about to hear sent us
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: her decline via video. So she got Oh, now you'll
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: hear what take the money, you'll hear what without she offers.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: She's sending Greg to the department that waits and balances.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: We'll hear what she has to say.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Now, remember her most famous movie, hocus Pocus, and Menace
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: will of course tell you that Sarah Jesca Parker was
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: a very big star in hocus Pocus, And see if
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: you can guess why those two things come together when
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Kathy and Jimmy turns down.
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: Hi, you guys, it's me Kathy. Thanks for the request.
• 44:25
  Speaker 18: I want to fill this. Fulfill this for you.
• 44:28
  Speaker 14: You sound really fun and funny, but I do have
• 44:30
  Speaker 14: one request.
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: Can you change.
• 44:34
  Speaker 18: The description of the person who you say? I should?
• 44:39
  Speaker 14: I want to give a sugar cube too.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: That goes back to the old Menace jokes. Menaces my
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: classic joke, that word for over fifteen years.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: No, no, you know this joke.
• 45:02
  Speaker 10: I've heard it.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: What do you get Sarah just parking for her birthday?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Sugar cue? That menace kills me. It's one of his
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: classic go to jokes. The joke I did know what.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: I want to hear it again, Menace for you to
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: ask Kathy to Jimmy to say you that you loved her,
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: and that's really disrespectful.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I would never do that. I love you, loved how
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: she found sugar cubes of Sarah Jessica. But the sea
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: bass of the lily show just the fact that she
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: knew not to say that. Yeah, the person that means
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: that your joke really hits hard menace and they would
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I proud that you are so well known. I was okay,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: disrespect s j P.
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: Can you change.
• 45:49
  Speaker 18: The description to me a person who you say I
• 45:53
  Speaker 18: should I want to give a sugar cube to think
• 45:59
  Speaker 18: that just another option for that one, and I'm happy
• 46:03
  Speaker 18: to do it.
• 46:04
  Speaker 14: You guys are hilarious.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Wow. She seems to really like the joke. She went
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: about repeating the joke, you should be honored.
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: Man, Like so many people work their whole careers. They
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: don't have one thing that sticks in the in the culture, right,
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: and you have this joke about.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I'm sending Sarah Jisica Parker off with the request right now.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: There she goes just to deliver the new request, sugar keeper.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: Joke and on my joke. All right, dude, I didn't
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: do it, isn't he nice. He's a gentleman. He don't
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: want to take credit for the jokes somebody else shown.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah right, yeah, it's in the public domain.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: It's in the sight. Kathy Jimmy is the Woodie.
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: Showgogy and it's seasonology show.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: There was a something that started at all number of
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: years ago with a woman. It was after Christmas and
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: she attempted to bring back the live Christmas tree that
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: she had bought for Christmas, and it was after New
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: Year's it was well after New Year after Chris. Yeah,
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: and then the thing it was completely dead and it
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: was like a Lows or a home deeple or something cheat.
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: And she brought it back and they.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Took it back.
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: Who doesn't just kick her out?
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: I know that.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah. And the other place that was always notorious for
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: their super liberal return policy was bed Bath and Beyond
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: when they were.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: Around and now they're not around, Go figure Out and
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Nordstrom famously as well. People would return stuff there that
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: they don't even sell. Yeah, like tires Costco too, Oh yeah, Costco.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: And so a number of years ago we started something
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: called will they Take It Back? And Sea Bass was
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: bringing all kinds of stuff like the people that will complain.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: They'll order something in a restaurant, they'll eat ninety percent
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: of what's on their plate and then talk about how
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: it wasn't any good. Yeah, and they want a refund.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: So one was speaking of Costco and their liberal return
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: policy when Sea Bass took the slice of Costco pizza
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: from the food court. Yeah, all but one byte left,
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: all but one pepperoni slice. That's right, one one pepperoni slice.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: And then brought it his widow.
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: Tom couldn't handle it.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and brought it.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, brought it back up and brought it back up
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: to the to the window and just to see and
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: then we try to take a guess if they'll if
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: they'll take it back or not.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: And so we were talking about remember the scene in
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: American Pie with the apple pie. Sure, right, and he
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: humped the apple pie. And then we were talking about,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: you know, people putting holes in watermelons, pumpkins and pumpkins
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: and you know whatever.
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: And so we said, hey, what if we cut a
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: hole in a pumpkin or cut a hole in this
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: case of watermelon, would they take it back at the store.
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: Was this a grocery store? Where did you go?
• 49:03
  Speaker 10: Yes, this was a grocery, grocery store, grocery store.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: All right, And so we were gonna have sea bass
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: to it originally, and we figured, well, the cops might
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: get called or something.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: It might be a little uh yeah, it might be
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: a guy acting out on his perversions.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Because this is a consumer service what we're trying to
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: do here, this is for you, the people out there
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: as consumers. So yeah, we put a layer of separation
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: from it and say well let's have a lady do it.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So Morgan went to the grocery store with the
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: with the watermelon. It's got the hole in it.
• 49:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I just sent you guys a picture. It's got
• 49:34
  Speaker 9: a pretty big hole. And I wanted to make it obvious.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Looks like a Gina's husband went the town.
• 49:39
  Speaker 8: Got it?
• 49:39
  Speaker 9: Sure does, Sorry, I wanted I want to. But also,
• 49:48
  Speaker 9: this was a small watermelon. I didn't get one of
• 49:50
  Speaker 9: the huge ones.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: All right. So she goes back in. Will they take
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: it back?
• 49:53
  Speaker 10: So I have a question. I actually have a return.
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: Can I do that with you?
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 49:59
  Speaker 10: Okay, So I want I return this produce. Here's the receipt.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: You're going to pull it up with.
• 50:07
  Speaker 10: It's a it's a small watermelon.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 50:10
  Speaker 9: So, my husband and I we saw this funny like
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: article on Cosmo, Like if you put his you know,
• 50:16
  Speaker 9: piece in there, then it like feels really good, right,
• 50:19
  Speaker 9: and then if I drink it, it's really healthy.
• 50:21
  Speaker 10: But my husband is so big that I need to
• 50:23
  Speaker 10: get a bigger watermelon. This one's too small.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 50:27
  Speaker 10: My name is Gina. By the way, you bid, it's
• 50:30
  Speaker 10: just because my husband is just so big. It's gonna
• 50:36
  Speaker 10: take a moment.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: It's gonna take a moment.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: Wow, I'm looking at what you were handing. Her was
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: at least in a bag holding it.
• 50:45
  Speaker 10: There was some other lady, so she was waiting for
• 50:46
  Speaker 10: someone to walk over to just a moment.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: Type of Okay for the listeners, this is a watermelon
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: that's make the size of two canalopes.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: But again, the whole is the size of two fists.
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, her husband is very big, yeah, substantial.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: By the way, it's.
• 51:06
  Speaker 9: Just because my husband is just so big. Take a moment, yeah, Norris,
• 51:15
  Speaker 9: it's a great article. Have you see reap Cosmo? I no, no,
• 51:21
  Speaker 9: but yeah, it's supposed to be super healthy for you,
• 51:23
  Speaker 9: Like if you drink it after he puts it in,
• 51:26
  Speaker 9: it's like good for your your gut biome, that's what
• 51:29
  Speaker 9: I heard.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, that sounds convinced.
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: I don't know what.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: So the person comes over, Yeah, and that's the person
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: you're going okay.
• 51:38
  Speaker 10: Yeah, which I assume is the manager.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: So the question is, well, will they take this so
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: not only the premises my my husband's having sex with
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: the watermelon, but number two, I've got to then consume
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: the water wellon.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: It's healthy for yah A two B two c here Yeah. Yeah,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: So will will they take back this raped watermelon.
• 51:57
  Speaker 10: From husband?
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: From Gina's husband? What do you think We'll start with you, Gina,
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: There's no way.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: I mean, it's it's decimated. Yeah, when you see the picture,
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: it's it's there's I mean not only is the whole giant,
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: but it looks like all the way down is empty.
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: Now okay, there's nothing left. Well I drink it, guts
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: out of it, right, Yeah, there's no way. Okay, no,
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: Greg Gory.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Seeing the picture, I would think no, But hearing how
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: accommodating this woman is, I'm gonna say yes, all right, menace, Yeah,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: they're gonna take it back, for sure.
• 52:28
  Speaker 10: I think they're gonna take it back.
• 52:29
  Speaker 11: There might be a warning like we'll do it this time,
• 52:31
  Speaker 11: but next time we can't see.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: I think this is a let's get her out of
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: here as soon as possible situation. Yeah, I kind of
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: feel that same way, like do they want to take
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: it back?
• 52:41
  Speaker 16: No?
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, you're the manager big chain
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: grocery store's one watermelon? Do you really care? Are you
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: gonna are you gonna argue and fight with this person
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: or potentially not that you were being hostile.
• 52:53
  Speaker 10: No, we were having a great conversation. It was one.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: Educational So I'm gonna I'm gonna say that, yes, they
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: will take it back.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Let's find out.
• 53:02
  Speaker 14: Okay, just take your card, right it for me?
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: Top my card?
• 53:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Cosmo magazine is so honorable. But it's great, especially
• 53:15
  Speaker 9: if you have as or a boyfriend and that's the
• 53:21
  Speaker 9: receipt for the return. All right, great, and then I'll
• 53:24
  Speaker 9: just have to get a bigger one.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's right that way.
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: Oh, this is a huge public service because I think
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: Greg's in the same boat. But like, I won't take
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: anything back to the grocery store. So I'm too embarrassed.
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: Now I have nothing to be like if it's moldy,
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: I won't.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Take it back right now, I will.
• 53:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean it's embarrassing to take back, but they'll
• 53:44
  Speaker 10: take it.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: They'll take anything. If you want to see the whole
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: it's on our Instagram story right now. At the subscription
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: to Cosmo seventy five dollars a year, you get a
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: hat and.
• 53:55
  Speaker 9: You get a little tips for sex, you know. But
• 53:58
  Speaker 9: I will say, you guys are right. I think I
• 53:59
  Speaker 9: got the vibe of like, let's get her out of here. Yeah,
• 54:02
  Speaker 9: like you could go crazyserving the people. And of course
• 54:07
  Speaker 9: it was I went to the girls something.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: You were being very sweet, but you keep on talking
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: about penis so yeah, drinking, yea.
• 54:14
  Speaker 9: Obsessed with them and yeah, I mean who knows it
• 54:16
  Speaker 9: could be good for your good by home? Yeah, someone
• 54:19
  Speaker 9: try it at home and then text will let.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: You know, uh huh, or don't try it at home
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: because you heard about it on the show. Please don't
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: do that. Yeah, yeah, that's funny, guys. Yeah, yeah, she
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: was just kidding. That was for entertainment purposes only, right, exactly.
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: That's a medical sexual advice show. There was a something
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: that started at all number of years ago with a woman.
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: It was after Christmas and she attempted to bring back
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: the live Christmas tree that she had bought for Christmas,
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: and it was after New Year's It was well after
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: New Year I forget Chris. Yeah, and then the thing
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: was completely dead and it was like a loser or
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: a home deeple or something cheat. And she brought it
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: back and they.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Took it back.
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: Who doesn't just kick her out?
• 55:09
  Speaker 9: I know?
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: I yeah.
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: And the other place that was always notorious for their
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: super liberal return policy was bed Bath and Beyond when
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: they were around and now they're not around, Go figure out.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: And Nordstrom famously as well. People would return stuff there
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: that they don't even sell. Yeah, like tires, Costco too,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Costco.
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: And so a number of years ago we started something
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: called will they take it back? And Sea Bass was
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: bringing all kinds of stuff, like the people that will complain.
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: They'll order something in a restaurant, they'll eat ninety percent
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: of what's on their plate and then talk about how
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: it wasn't any good, terrible, yeah, and they want a refund.
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: So one was speaking of Costco and their liberal return
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: policy when Sea Bass took the slice of Costco pizza
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: from the food court. Oh yeah, all but one byte
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: left all but one pepperoni slice.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: That's right, one pepperoni slice. And then brought it his widow.
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: Tom couldn't handle it, and.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: Brought it, brought it back up and brought it back
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: up to the to the window and just to see
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: and then we try to take a guess if they'll
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: if they'll take it back or not. And so we
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: were talking about remember the scene in American Pie with
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: the apple pie. Sure, and he humped the apple pie.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: And then uh, we were talking about you know, people
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: putting holes and watermelons, pumpkins and pumpkins.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: And you know whatever.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: And so we said, hey, what if we cut a
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: hole in a pumpkin or cut a hole in this
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: case of watermelon? Would they take it back at the store?
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: Was this a grocery store? Where did you go? Grocery store?
• 56:42
  Speaker 10: Grocery store?
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: All right, And so we were gonna have sea bass
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: to it originally, and we figured, well, the cops might
• 56:47
  Speaker 5: get called or something.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: It might be a little uh, it might be a
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: guy acting out on his perversions. Because this is a
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: consumer service what we're trying to do here. Sure, this
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: is for you, the people out there as consumers. So yeah,
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: we put a layer of separation from it and say, well,
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: let's have a lady do it.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: So Morgan went to the grocery store with the with
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: the watermelon. It's got the hole in it.
• 57:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I just sent you guys a picture. It's got
• 57:11
  Speaker 9: a pretty big hole. And I wanted to make it obvious.
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: Looks like Gina's husband went the town got it.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Sure does.
• 57:21
  Speaker 9: Sorry, I wanted I wanted to. But also this was
• 57:25
  Speaker 9: a small watermelon. I didn't get one of the huge ones.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: All right, So she goes back in will they take
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: it back?
• 57:30
  Speaker 10: So I have a question. I actually have a return.
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: Can I do that with you? Yeah?
• 57:36
  Speaker 10: Okay, So I want to return this produce. Here's the receipt.
• 57:41
  Speaker 10: You're going to pull it out. It's a it's a
• 57:46
  Speaker 10: small watermelon, right.
• 57:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 57:48
  Speaker 9: So my husband and I we saw this funny like
• 57:50
  Speaker 9: article on Cosmo, like if you pus his you know,
• 57:53
  Speaker 9: piece in there, then it like feels really good, right,
• 57:56
  Speaker 9: and then if I drink it, it's really healthy. But
• 57:59
  Speaker 9: my husband is so big that I need to get
• 58:01
  Speaker 9: a bigger watermelon. This one's too small.
• 58:03
  Speaker 18: Okay.
• 58:04
  Speaker 10: My name is Gina, by the way, it's just because
• 58:08
  Speaker 10: my husband is just so big. They take a moment.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: It's gonna take a moment. Wow, I'm looking at what
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: you're handing her. Was it at least in a bag?
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: It's holding it.
• 58:22
  Speaker 10: There was some other lady, so she was waiting for
• 58:24
  Speaker 10: someone to walk over to just a moment.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: Type of okay for the listeners, this is a watermelon
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: that maybe the size of two cantalopes, but again, the.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Whole is the size of two fists.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Well, her husband is very big.
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: It'sstantial, by the way, it's.
• 58:43
  Speaker 10: Just because my husband is just so big. They take
• 58:49
  Speaker 10: a moment.
• 58:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Norris, it's a great article. Have you see Reeve Cosmo?
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 58:57
  Speaker 16: No.
• 58:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's supposed to be super healthy, you like, if
• 59:01
  Speaker 9: you drink it after he puts it in, it's like
• 59:04
  Speaker 9: good for your your gut biome.
• 59:06
  Speaker 10: That's what I heard.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, that sounds convinced.
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: I don't know what.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: So the person comes over and that's the person you're
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: going okay.
• 59:15
  Speaker 10: Yeah, which I assume is the manager.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So the question is, well will they
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: take this?
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: So not only the premises my my husband's having sex
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: with the watermelon, but number two, I've got to then
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: consume the water because it's healthy for my Yeah A
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: B two C here.
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, so will will they take back this raped
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: watermelon from Gina's husband? What do you think we'll start
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: with you?
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Gina?
• 59:39
  Speaker 6: There's no way. I mean, it's it's decimated.
• 59:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, when you see the picture, it's it's there's.
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: I mean not only is the whole giant, but it
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: looks like all the way down is empty. Now okay,
• 59:49
  Speaker 6: there's nothing left. Well I drink it, guts out of it, right, Yeah,
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: there's no way.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, no, Greg Gory seeing the picture, I would think no,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: But hearing how accommodating this woman is, I'm gonna say yes,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: all right menace. Yeah, they're gonna take it back for sure, Sammy.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 11: I think they're gonna take it back. There might be
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 11: a warning like we'll do it this time, but next
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 11: time we can't see.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: I think this is a let's get her out of
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: here soon as possible situation. Yeah. I kind of feel
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: that same way, like do they want to take it back?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 15: No?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, you're the manager big chain
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: grocery store's one watermelon? Do you really care?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: Are you gonna?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna argue and fight with this person and
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: potentially not that you were being hostile.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 10: No, we were having a great conversation.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: It was one educational. So I'm gonna I'm gonna say that, Yes,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: they will take it back. Let's find out.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 14: Okay, you just take your card, read it.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: For me, top my card here.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Cosmo magazine is so honorable. But it's great, especially
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 9: if you haven't. It's been her boyfriend and that's the
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 9: receipt return. All right, wow, great, and then I'll just
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 9: have to get a bigger one.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's right that way.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: Oh, this is a huge public service because I think
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: Greg's in the same boat. But like, I won't take
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: anything back to the grocery store becuse I'm too embarrassed.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: Now I have nothing to be like if it's moldy,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: I won't.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Take it back. Right now, I will.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean it's embarrassing to take back, but they'll
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 10: take it.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll take anything.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: If you want to see the hole. It's on our
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 8: Instagram story right now at the way.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: Subscription to Cosmo seventy five dollars a year.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: You get a hat and you get a lot of
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: tips for sex, you know.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 10: But I will say, you guys are right. I think
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 10: I got the vibe of, like, let's get her out
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 10: of here.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah, because you could go crazy to serving the people,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 9: and of course it was I went to the girls.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: You're being very sweet, but to keep on talking about
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: penis so yeah, drinking, Yeah.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 9: Obsessed with them and yeah, I mean, who knows it
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 9: could be good for your good byome.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah, someone try it at home and then text.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: Will let you know, uh huh, or don't try it
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: at home because you heard about it on the show.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: Please don't do that.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kidding. Yeah, that's Morgan Radio. That's more Indians
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: funny guys. Yeah, yeah, she was just kidding.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: That was for entertainment purposes only, right, exactly. That's a
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: medical sexual advice.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: Eight seven seven forty four Wooding text us over to
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: two two nine eighty seven late seven seven forty four
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: Woody people may admit you never had your phone else
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: here since we had Morgan's Will they take it back?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: Here's another good one from when Sea Bass has done that.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: Will they take it back? This is from Let's See
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: in twenty twenty two. This was after Thanksgiving and Sea
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: Bass went to try to return this card. But the
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: Mother's Day one is still my favorite. But this one,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: this one's good to again. Just testing the really liberal
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 5: return policies different places.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: I was filling out my Thanksgiving cards and I started
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: this one in my mom but then I finished it
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: to my wife and I was warning, if there's like
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: a way I could exchange, it's wrote in it. Yes,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: So I hope you always know how much you mean.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Happy Thanksgiving to my quef and Queen.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: I love you, mom, and obviously I don't want her
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Queen and Queen. Now, how do you return stuff at
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: a store?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Dude.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: I bought a little mini fridge that ended up being
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: the wrong size because it was supposed to fit in
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: a uh this one open this space and it was
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: a little too tall, and I meant to bring it back.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: I meant to return it. Never did. I ended up
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: giving it to somebody because it was such a hassle
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: to get back.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 8: I never returned stuff with stores. Same But you know, uh,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 8: the lady in my life, it's like her full time job.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: I always intend I intend to.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's your wife's full time job is picking up
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: after your messes, Like, yeah, you spent too much returning
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: any of my stuff. Well, that's why I bought the robot.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah, one of those yea called Yeah, it's made by
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: one X Technologies, the Neo Robot.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: It's arriving sometime in twenty twenty six. Minute's gonna have
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: a robot that can fetch them coffee.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: Yes, I'm very excited about that. But like, she's not
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 8: returning my stuff, it's just random stuff.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: My mom was that way too. You guys remember Mervin's.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: Yeh ectly Yeah, like she was there every week.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: Returning stuff, all right, the card, the Thanksgiving card, the
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: queen queen. We all know the answer because we know
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: we've played this before, but everybody else. I hope you
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: got your guests in. Did they take it back?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: No, because it's ridden already on it and we wouldn't
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: be able to like resell it. Oh, I hear what
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: you're saying. Don't think how I could like reward it
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: or scratch it out. You know, like what mom word
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: rhymes with queafing. You don't want to.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: I might have to do that, I guess, but I
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: was just trying to. I didn't want to be wasteful.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: You know, I keep thinking about it. I may come back.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Thanks, very much.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: I did not take it back again. Yeah, Sea masters
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: put up another sign.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, I've got a new sign that's going up. Support
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: it so again our.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: Security people signs lovely people. One of their one of
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: their jobs as security is to restock paper towels. Shows
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: how much security works does here?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Who does it? Yeah, yeah, the security people do. They
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: stock the snacks and everything. They got nothing else going.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: I thought that was the office manager too, he orders it.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: So what they do, though, Greg, and I'm sure you've
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: noticed this is so they you know, this includes paper towels,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: and we have little paper towel holders besides each sink,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: and those are lovely. What they do though, is they'll
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: bring an extra roll of paper towels still wrapped in
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: plastic and uh, if the paper all roll is full
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: on the sink, they'll just take that plastic covered paper
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: towel roller, just set it.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Down on the on the counter. What we have limitless cabinets. Now,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: what do you know? Is that just not clutter? An
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: eye sword? It is the other issue I have with
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: the paper towels. They'll be a paper towel holder and
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: it's nothing but the cardboard because it ran out. So
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: I think to myself, Oh, there must not be more. No,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: there's more in the cupboard, but you use the last
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: one and then you just walk. Well, that's.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: And because everybody who works here turns into an animal
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: when they walk through the door.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: So my sign says extra paper towels go in the cabin.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: It's not in the counter with little up arrow and down. Well,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: you know what, because if I told it to them,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: I don't think they don't they get it. And I'm
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: also not the moon.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: They wouldn't get it. I think one of them would
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: Well, it's not to get Yeah, they don't seem like it,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: no offense, they don't seem like highly like I'm not
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: the right person to tell it to them.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not there. I'm not their boss.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: You're too smart for them right now, I'm already too
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: high level of conversation. I've already broken them of one
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: bad habit where we have again limitless counters, where they
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: would take the plastic utensils, knife, forks, et cetera, and
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: they would put those in coffee cups and stack those
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: in the counter as opposed to in the drawers where
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: they belong.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: So I've tooken them with that. I don't care about
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: any of this. The thing that I don't understand. I
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: thought this was the this sign was gonna be for
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: the bathroom. That's what I thought too.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: I thought it was for because people grab paper towels
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: to dry their hands, and there's a big garbage can
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 5: right there. Somehow they can't get the paper towel into
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: the garbage can and it.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Ends up on the floor. They see, they see, they
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: see that it hits the floor, and they go and
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: they keep they just keep walking out.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: The other thing they'll do is there's another paper towel
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: dispenser on the counter between the two sinks. They'll take
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: however many they need.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: It be a couple extra that sit on the counter
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: because they came out from the dispenser and they just
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: sit on the counter to.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: Then just get wet by everybody splashes soaked, and they
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: just leave them. I thought that's what your sign was,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: that's another paper towels go in this trash can.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: But I think you can all agree that, like, women
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 6: are very messy, My side of the bathroom is insane,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: but we're not dirty, Like we're not leaving trash next
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 6: to trash can peeing on the wall.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 10: We have clutter exactly because that's.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: You guys, what you're talking about is a biohazard issue.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, and Woody, I agree with Sea Bass. You of
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: all people, you're like, oh, they're putting utensils in a cup.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: I don't care about that.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: An organized place, I don't necessarily care about that.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: If you don't care.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 5: If a handful of plastic forks and he's put them
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: on the counter all loose, like the way the Sea
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: Bass keeps his his utensils at his apartment to like
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 5: in a drawer, he would just throw them in.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: They're all loose, you, I would throw plastic utensils loose
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: and just all loose, right, Like I wouldn't want to
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: deal with that.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: But like if they're in a cup on the counter,
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: I'm fine, drawers designed for.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: This, drawers with utensil hold are waiting.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 5: For you the counter with paper towels, And that part
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: is paper towels sitting on the counter. Like if they're loose, yes, okay,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: I don't like that. But if they're loose forks on
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: the counter, yeah okay, but they're in the cup, they're organizers.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: It's like how you keep pens in a cup on
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: your desk, or like if depends are just all over
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 5: the place on your desk, that's different.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: That's clutter.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: But what if the cup is sitting next to the
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 6: pen drawer where the pens the counter spaces were working on,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: not for the other places.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 8: This is more of the fault of the office worker,
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 8: not the people that are stalking it, because they're trying
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 8: to the people stalking it are just trying to say, hey,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 8: there are more paper towels available if you run out
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 8: right and you know where.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: If I had a question, I would say, oh, look
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: at this cabinet right in front of my face. I
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: wonder if that's used for storage. I wonder if they're
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: storing things in there. I think they're trying to help,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: but I think, for example, these are all first world problems.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: I don't get triggered enough to create a sign.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: You're triggered. It's not being triggered. It's being normal. Yes,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: it's being courteous. Yes, it's being a functioning adult. Like
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: what I prefer it that that way? Sure?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: Like does it bother me that they're in the cup
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 5: as opposed to the drawer, No, it should, But I
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: create a stop down my day to create a sign.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: You're being hyperbolic.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: This is a guy who throws here my argument here,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: This is a guy who claims that if he gets change,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: he throws it on the ground because it saves him time.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: And his time is so precious that the act of
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: taking change from a cashier and placing it in his
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: pocket is a quote waste of.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Time and doing things. And yet he sat and created
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: a sign priority. No, it's not that it took it.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: That's not the point to him. Putting from your hand
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: to your pocket change is a waste of time. Okay,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: So but I think he would argue that that time
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: save gives him more time to make sign.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 18: Yeah, this.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: Sign saves me what has now been hundreds of times
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: of taking the paper, the extra paper tower roll and
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: putting it.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: Up in the might say like, you know what a
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: great country like what a you know what I get
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: to a great country like Japan because they left by step.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: Unless you're talking about curing cancer, everything we do is
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: a quote waste of time. Yes, because you can always
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: say like, don't you have anything better to great? Would
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: you buy that hat you could have donated? That's just
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: the money to the kids, right, I mean it's like, what,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: what do we care about it anymore? Not apparently. Yeah,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: And we need to have a come to Jesus meeting
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: with everybody that works in this building, because everybody's a pig.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: Well that's every that's every office I've ever been happen.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: I know it's not it's not exclusive. You can it
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: can be stopped if you step, put your foot down.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: Let you put cameras in the bathrooms.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: People, who's showing that out there? Is it too good?
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: It's pretty good, I hope. So I'm thinking maybe it's
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: not good. The Woody Show. It is the Woodie Show.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: I'm appreciate you being here. You have some of your
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: valuable time this morning. My name is Woody. That's great.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Gory good, Martin Menace is here.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 18: What's up?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Got a little fraud there?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 15: Great?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: A little bit? Yeah, Ga Gras, you know you've got stamming.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: We've got sea bass.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: Phones are open eight seven four Wooding. He send us
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: a text over to two to nine eight seven, And
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: we have an update to share with you this morning
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: about Greg Cory, who's been considering getting a scooter.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this has been a big discussion. It has been
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: a big decision. It's started with is he.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: Is he too old to be fruit scooting around town
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: on an electro scooter? And then it got more into
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 5: the question of you know, safety, because he said that
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: while he was interested, now his partner Mario was interested
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: and they both agree that they weren't going to be
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: wearing helmets.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: That was the dumbest thing.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: And I wouldn't be attend in their funeral if they
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: did that.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: How dumb?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but now we have another update to the story.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: I grew up in the wrong era. I saw nine
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: billion kids on e bikes and I thought, damn it,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: living my childhood dream. If I had an e bike
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: as a kid, I'd be the happiest person ever born.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: And I'm too old for it now and I'm so
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: jealous bikes. I have to get one, but I also
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: don't want to be that old dors.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 10: But you got to live that childhood dream inside of you.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: You can, look, you can, It's too late, said Simon
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 6: cal turfed out.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: So hard if you get his own driveway the one
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: because the thing you like about bike said, go so.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Fast, they go fast. They're doing wheelies. I saw ones
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: that have two seaters, Like, it's not a tandem bike
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: by any means, but you got the main seat and
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: then a seat behind it, and tons of people with
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: you know, double riding. Oh man, And they had this
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: one section of the street closed down and everybody's doing
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: their e bikes on it. Why didn't I grow up?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: Now you came all the nurses text again about all
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: the injuries. You can get an bike. I can. That's
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: better than the scooter. Idea way better. You'd start to
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: get a helmet, way better. I saw no helmets.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 10: Did you see any crashes? No, Well there you go.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Simon got in that big bike accident. He looks great. Yeah,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: the Woody Show.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 8: We'll be right back.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: You can move on the floor, you can.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: You could choose something or whatever.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: Man, you crap in my nedhood.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Might be a deal. And now more of the show.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 9: I get.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: It's the early part of the week. And maybe be
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: like a god again. A little perspective.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: Over in Florida, a woman was at the SeaWorld having
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: a great day at the park. She just had to
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: get on one of the roller coasters there, and while
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 5: she was on the ride, she passed out, not because
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: she had a fear of heights like greg like freaking
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: out on roller coasters, or didn't have any kind of
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: medical issue or something like that. No, she was hit
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: in the face by a duck in the middle of
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: the ride.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: It was knocked unconscious, sucks bab, No serious injuries. But
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: she is now suing SeaWorld that.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: A world yeah, and says that the roller coaster is
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: any quote zone of danger. Her attorneys are arguing that
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: placing the coaster by a body of water creates a
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 5: high risk of bird strikes, well increases the risk of collision.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 6: Don't you know that when you see the water.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: She's suing for fifty thousand dollars. SeaWorld, of course hasn't
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: commented because it's a lawsuit, but there you go.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 6: You know what, fifty grand seems low. Just give it
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 6: to her and let her move on.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: You know, there was like fifty Speaking of birds, then
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: here come the rest of the pigeons, the vultures. Yeah,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: that whole thing. Like you people just settle out. They
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: don't want to they don't want to pay.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't want to pay the attorney's speeds on
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: things like that, But they also don't want to set
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: a president either.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: True, she deserves But the first time I saw this
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: was with Fabio. That's right, that's right. Yeah, in the
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: sea world, I don't think so. No, it's a bloody
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: It was all on video. Did he sue the audubn
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Society and he was bloody? He was so bloody.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, an eighty year old woman was left behind on
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: a remote island. We talked about that woman, I mean,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 5: you know, yeah, yeah, and so like I keep hearing
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: about there's a there's a lawsuit involved there.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Why I would imagine, yeah.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 11: She could get that line eighty years old?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 5: But like, what's the deal with uh, you know, when
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: you go on an excursion from a cruise ship, are
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: they responsible if you don't get back on board? We
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: talked about Menace and he like just stayed in the BISA.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah on purpose.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but if it's like if it's uh organized by
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 6: the cruise ship, I think it is the responsibility.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: But I don't think this one was. Yeah.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: No, they they'll say like if it's third party or not,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: like you get off the boat, you go decide to
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 5: you know, whatever the thing you're gonna go do, is
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: it your response?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Is it there?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: In other words, Is it the cruise ship's responsibility because
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: they left without her there?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 7: I think it is the ship because on cruise ships
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 7: there's like an attendant per each kind of place and
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 7: they check and see who comes in. Sure, And we
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 7: got a call when we were late going back to
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 7: the ship. When we went on the Disney cruise, they
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 7: were calling your wife, Woodie, saying, hey, where are you
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 7: because we're gonna leave soon.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 11: I was getting calls, No, you were already on the ship.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: That's right, Menes was getting when he chose to not
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: go back on the ship.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 11: So you would think that there would be calling and
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 11: realizing that.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: When it's all said and done, Is it the responsibility
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: of the cruise ship because you didn't get back on board?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: Like you're a grown ass adult, Like, how can you
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: turn around? Try to sue the cruise line because she
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: got left behind?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Because if they left early, even if it was a
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: second early, but they don't ever leave a second early. No,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: they actually leave later.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: Because there's always stragglers. They always prepare for strike. It's
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: like Menace when he tells his wife what time they
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 5: have to leave, it's never the actual time he pads it.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: They knew immediately, They reported it immediately. And oh and
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: they canceled the remainder of the cruise after they found
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: out she died.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: They did, It's already happened, they canceled the cruise.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: I'd be bumped. Yeah, that's like that's not going to
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: bring her back to life, to ruin somebody else's vacation.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well this just happened just recently. Again, where that
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 8: lady the Alaskan cruise like a couple of months ago,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 8: because your wife and I and Tyler we all went hiking,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 8: all right.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: And then see that's where they went. Yeah, my wife
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: was there. I'm not going hiking.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: I was wondering what my wife left the ship for that.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: I wasn't part of hiking.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: It was the hiking. You're right, we all went hiking,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: and then like a month later, some other ladies she
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: got lost on hiking and then she died out there too.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: So that is that the responsibility of the cruise line.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 12: No, no, not that.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: But people love to point those fingers. Maybe if it's
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: an organized excursion and you have a point person.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: They have to keep track of who's that's Yeah, you've
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: I mean no, offense any cruise line. When you've been
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: on those excursions, those guys they don't exactly seem like
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: Steve her went out there.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, but what if they can't find you.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 8: They can't find you, then they just called the authorities
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 8: and say, hey, somebody was on our go deal with this, Yeah,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 8: on our trail with us, and now they're missing h three.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: Two three texting over twenty cruises Experience. If an excursion
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: is purchased through the cruise they won't leave that that
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 5: makes sense.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like if it's one.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: Of the ones that they advertised through the cruise line. Yeah,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: and they're not back because they're running late, getting you know,
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: back from the well watching they were doing or whatever
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: it was.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: They will they'll hold the ship. On the website, it
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: will always say if it's a third party or not.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, excursion eight seven seven forty four Wooding, you can
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: send us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: We have a planning meeting every week and I make
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 5: a bunch of notes about the things that people in
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: the meeting pitch different ideas from different people on the show.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: And Morgan had an idea because of this day in
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: history nineteen fourteen. Oh, the basic design for the modern
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: bra was patented by this nineteen year old named Mary
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: Jacob of New York. Oh yeah, and before that women
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 5: were wearing these bulky whale bone corsets.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: And so this got Morgan thinking. You know, Morgan always
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: comes up with some pretty wild ideas.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, why not. We'll see what sticks to the wall.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Sometimes she brings it up when we go, oh
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: my god, are you serious? We could never do that.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 9: I still want to send sam on a trip with
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 9: the listener. But you married, Oh that's right, it'll happen someday.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 9: I forget anyways, this what's happening today.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: So yeah, all right, then once you explain your idea.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 9: So my idea was basically, have me, Gina and Sammy
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 9: bring in one of our bras and see if you
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 9: guys can guess who's who.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 5: But it's a Greg challenge, right, but Greg loves I love.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 10: Yeah, And then it's not weird because you know, is
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 10: he gonna be blindfold?
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Idea? And it's not weird because you know, gay, it's
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: very not threatening.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 6: Is he blindfolder? Did he get to see them?
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: I think he's got to be blindfold?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he has to be blind.
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  Speaker 10: I make it more fun. Put the bras in the
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 10: top hat.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: Oh nice, tell you what that top pat has really
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: come in hand.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, paid for itself, great investment. And I think you
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: want me to smell him first.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 9: Right, Yeah, that was part of the make sure Sea
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 9: Bass doesn't touch any of them. Yeah, and Sammy, you
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 9: could wash them afterwards too.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the top of the hours to laundry.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 11: To be hand washed.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you have the Do we have the googly
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: eye blindfold for? Certainly get that all right?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: Well, well, after the break we'll get to Yeah, the blindfold.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see how uh, how Greg does if you know
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: our Booby good love.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 5: It's like broad day. I'm not confident we're gonna try
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: to see. You know, there's a lot of ideas to
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: get thrown around these meetings.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 10: I'm not going to stick for some reason. I don't
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 10: know why.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 5: Well, I think it's because one that we can probably
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: legally do right.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Most of her ideas they come out of crazy.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we'd all be in jazz.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: It's like her ideas are like she doesn't want us
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: to work here anymore.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 5: Whatever, So we'll have we'll have Morgan's little contest for
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 5: Greg In honor of national broad Day.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Breaking news, Greg Gory had to take a major work.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: Not since the Fall of Rome has there been this
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: much devastation. Woody, Woody, Woody, and now back to the
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: Woody show, all right.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 5: So Morgan had an idea in our meeting last week
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: and uh today. In nineteen fourteen, the basic design for
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 5: the modern bra was pad did by a nineteen year
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 5: old woman named Mary Jacob.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: Of New York.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: And before that women were just wearing these bulky whalebone.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 10: Corsets which would be so uncomfortable measure I'm consuming. Yeah,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 10: I can barely get a real bron right and someone
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 10: has to help you.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 6: You can't put that on and you sit up straight
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 6: all day. Yeah, actually that would help.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: That would.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: So Morgan had an idea to see if Greg would
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: be able to correctly guess blindfolded bra is who's Yeah,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 5: so it's a blind yours, Gina, Sammy.
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  Speaker 10: Unless any of y'all wear bra.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: They're they're in the top hat there.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, we should have gotten Tyler's.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's filled with nachos.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: All right, So Greg, Greg's got the the googly eyes
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 5: blindfold on and we're gonna see how well he does.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 5: Greg is a big fan despite being Hey, Greg is
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: a big fan of cans.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: I like cans. I like it when women play with cans.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: He does. Do you have an ideal pair? Greg? That's
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: yours wise either person or you know what? I uh
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: not recently, but a few years ago, realized got told
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: by a friend that she had fake boobs. I did
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: not know that.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 6: I thought that was a really good job.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: I said, oh, yeah, you didn't know that. Yeah, I
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: feel them, So I felt them big fans.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 6: Fake moves are so fun to fee.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: They are uh, they were probably des okay, I don't
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: know if you've ever felt fake.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 6: They're so fun.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: They're very, very firm. I like to come on the show.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 6: They're kind of squishy, but like kind.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: Of not really almost like a really ripe grapefruit.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, you kind of jiggle them a little bit.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Well, there's two different fields. There's this the still a
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: colon of the sailine, so you definitely know the difference.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: I think maybe Yeah, we learned.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So Greg, you're ready, I'm ready. You got the
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 5: top path there here?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this blindfold is too good. Okay, so just three
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: and kind of one and then describe describe your feeling.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Can we describe the color? Wow, this is incredibly padded.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: It is soft and squishy. It almost feels like a
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: fake boob. The cup is I don't know.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: Large.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: My fist kind of fits in it, but it doesn't
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: envelop It's got average size hands, maybe a little large.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: This is uh okay, this I can't even tell where
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: the strap is. So it's all right, there's the strap.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 5: Watching him fumble with the broad google eyed blindfold on.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: There's a mega underwire. It's incredibly stiff. Now I see
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: why you would complain about where the underwires always complain.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: I've heard that before. Okay, incredibly what do they.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 6: Need for support?
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: But you could just have like a like a heavier
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 6: Know, it's still not.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: That way.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 6: You metal, Yeah, you push them up.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 10: You'll notice if you see frumpy boobs.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: So can I feel all three before.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 6: Back into the hat?
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: This one is oh wait, okay, here is that it?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: This is a bra. This feels more like a tank top,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: very cottony. This is much larger as far as the
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: height of it goes. So it's like kind of a
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: like a tank top that you cut in half to
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: also padded, but not as padded as this one. Against smell, Greg,
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: what are you evaluating like in your thought trying to
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: figure out who's is who? Yeah, the first one, well,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: I already have an idea, Well I don't have an idea.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 6: Size compared to your fist is let's see is it differentally.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: Having a hard time discerning like which way is up
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: and down? Okay, I don't want to upset anybody, but
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: the cup size is incredibly small. Okay, well, like it's
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: barely a cup. It's kind of flat, you know, you know,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: it's the little pad inside. It doesn't even make a shape,
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: whereas this one you can tell it's padded and it
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: already has a rounded shape to it, which I'm rubbing
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: right now. You are like an animal, it's so it's
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: so cretible. This one is just kind of a basic
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: tank toppy with a little bit of padding in it.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: And now BRA three number three, vastly different material.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 6: This is lacy, so different, so sexy.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: And different colors so far all three different.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 6: Colors are nude, white and black.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: Wow, it seems really wide. The underwire is feels plastic
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 1: as opposed to metal, like you could basically snap it.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: This is definitely lacey. The strap feels like Satine. Is
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: this a Saturday night braw? Is that what you're saying? Yeah?
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: This is this is a way bra. There is no
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: padding whatsoever, so the hand can go right into the
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: cover braws with no padding. Sure, yeah, of course, I
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: mean this has no idea. I think sometimes women want
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: to feel like your hand on the outside. Right, there's
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: nothing I can't see padding.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 6: It starts two purposes, either to make them look fuller
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 6: or to tamp down your nips.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: First of all, tamp you can take the padding out. Yes,
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: I do that a lot.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 11: I do that too.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: This one just seems more complicated. It's very wide, it's
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: very stiff on the bottom, but then nothing on the
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: top as far as cup size goes not overly big.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: There's like I said, there's no shape. So of course
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: my fist goes right into it and then some so
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: you can really fist that one. Yeah, you can really fiss.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: Look at that. Wow. Okay, so this this is the
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: most ample to hold the most ample breast. I I think,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: I know, I think I'm gonna nail this.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 5: Greg's blindfolded broad test.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, we are going back to broad number one, the
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: padded one soft round. I'm going now.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 5: Hold on before you prefers it. So if Greg, you're
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 5: still blindfolded. So after he holds it up, the woman
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 5: in the room who's it belongs to raise your hand
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: and at the end I'll tell you how many out
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: of three correct on the woman.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 6: Who's right put their boobs in his face.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so there's number one? All right? Number one?
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: Am I making my guess? Yeah, yep, I'm saying Morgan, okay, yes,
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: Morgan for this? Are you locked into Morgan A number one? Yes? Okay.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: Number two I'm going Sammy okay, and then lost it.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: I can't find it there. This is broad number three,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: the complicated stretchy no no padding one, the Saturday Night
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Lazy I'm going Gina. Okay. So you're all locked in,
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: totally locked in, and I'm pretty damn confident.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 10: Which is crazy. At the beginning, you weren't, I know,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 10: I know, but how I am?
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: So even without smelling.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 12: What do you get it?
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 6: You're a cream?
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: What would you what would you think it's gonna smell like?
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: Like what you like, what kind of well think about like,
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: just think about the cleanliness patterns and general body.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: You know, obviously Morgans would be sweatier and grosser smell.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 5: Smell general everybody. That would be like a general sweaty area.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 10: I will now my laundry detergent.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not insult just okay.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: This is the one she works out, So we are
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 5: smelling smell.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: This one sweaty. Okay, I'm totally confident. Yes, wait because
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: it smells like it was washed about ten minutes ago. Laundry.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: And then the third one smells like nothingness, just material. Okay,
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: but I don't I don't smell perfume. I smelled. I
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: don't smell anything.
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 6: Does smell like a certain boyfriend or her husband's minds boyfriend.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 5: Well, Greg, yeah, blindfolded after feeling and now smelling all
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 5: three bras out of the three bras, you were correct.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: On all three.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 18: Do you mean no, madam?
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 12: What?
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: Wow, you nailed what the laundry smelled. Oh look out.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 6: There right that is my Saturday night brock.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 10: I can't keep it real by using my everyday thing.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 10: I very rarely used that one.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: Now that I can see this, I would honestly not
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: even know if that's a Brock's sports part. I would think,
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: what is that? I guess I've never in my life.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: Scene one, Oh, I'm sorry, can you Fisher B mooves
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: down because I couldn't hear you?
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: N work?
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 6: Are you to take things up?
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: But not?
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 6: Next time we're going to put our naked bobs in
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 6: your face and then you're gonna.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: Tell us who's yeah, look at genus black.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 6: It's the only underwear when I wear.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: Next time it's only smelling Wow.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 5: We're going to get a quick break. We got some
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 5: more woody show coming up for your next hang.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: On, no Woody show. Text in two two nine eight seven.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: People like your uh your broad game idea there Morgan.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I think Breakfast did such a great job.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: Very proud of myself.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 10: You're good at describing things as well.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 6: Thanks.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 10: You want to spell it again? Then we're getting em.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: Six six one. Absolutely love you guys. I love the segments.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 5: I'd love to be in those meetings when you're brainstorming,
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: just to hear all the ideas that don't make it
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 5: to air.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 10: There's so many good ones. There's a lot, Yeah, the
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 10: best ones.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to remember exactly.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 5: There was one that Morgan threw out there at one point,
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh my god, something about like like like
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 5: have women who have had an abortion call in?
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: Like it was something along that you guys remember that one.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 6: It sounds like sounds like morgana.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: I like how you usually starts like all right, guys,
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: she workshops backwards where you come up with a name
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: for something and then you and then we say and
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: how did that work? You're like, oh, I don't know.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 10: Ra meetings.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like the ideas where you don't shave for
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: a month.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, that was yours, thank you, and who has
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 10: the longest hair? Let's do it, lady not I'm bear
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 10: floors all the way.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 6: Let me touch your leg right now? Yeah, but I
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 6: will go damn she's like a Barbie leg.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 10: But I will go all month if we will do
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 10: this competition that I pitched.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: She wasn't talking about leg here, I don't think no
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: talking about pubes. Yeah, yeah, way, we can all participate.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 10: But you can touch that if you want to.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 6: It's probably bear, but let's do it.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 5: Come on, And that was one of our ideas, like
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: that everybody growth their pubes out and then who had
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 5: the longest pube.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 10: Have them sitting out next to each other.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, join fun? All right, dot do you wrap up
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: and get out of here. Everybody you missed on today's show,
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: you can find it on.
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• 1:33:40
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• 1:33:44
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• 1:33:46
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• 1:33:49
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• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: Woodie H.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 5: Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pickles are great unless you're in one. Yeah, Now,
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: a pickle could also be a rock and a hard place,
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: So which one is? It's Oh, I'm rocking a hard play.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not a real pickle here, all right?
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 5: Thank you very much, Great Gory, thank you so much
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 5: for giving the wood he Show some of your valuable
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 5: time this morning.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: You know we love it, appreciate you for that.
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 5: The rest of you guys can suck it and we
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 5: will catch you back here on Tuesday.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: Have a great day. SMD Doblem I quit this bitch.