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A Quick Stop At Johnny's House: Poetry SLAM! · Johnny's House

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  Speaker 1: Ray's DNA test came in at 8 o'clock. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to find out because Ray says she's Italian and Indian.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to find out.
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  Speaker 3: Native American.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: You're right. Native American.
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  Speaker 3: I've been talking to Chad GPT. We'll dive into this
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  Speaker 3: later on. It's actually very hard to trace if you're
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  Speaker 3: a native American.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, here we go. You hit it with me. Here
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  Speaker 4: we go.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 4: She's already dancing. Already dancing. I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what my results are, but even
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  Speaker 3: Chad GPT says it's very hard to trace that.
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  Speaker 2: You see this, Ray? These are all jokes.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: No, they're not. They're all jokes. 6.38 and you're already
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  Speaker 4: setting up the excuses. No, man.
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  Speaker 3: Because I'm scared.
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  Speaker 2: 8 o'clock hour.
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  Speaker 4: Never been so scared.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to have the unveiling. Ray said she's Native
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  Speaker 1: American and Italian. We're going to find out today, boo.
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  Speaker 1: Should I be this excited? I don't know. Should I
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  Speaker 1: be this excited?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: That means you have nothing going on in your life.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, now I was in some.
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  Speaker 3: You got nothing going on in your life. Find something
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  Speaker 3: better to do.
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  Speaker 2: All jokes.
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  Speaker 3: Find somebody else to pick on.
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  Speaker 2: All jokes, Ray.
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  Speaker 7: All jokes.
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  Speaker 2: I woke up this morning.
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  Speaker 4: I had no idea it was going to be today.
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  Speaker 2: I know. It's like it's Christmas Eve.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you were like, oh, it should be like next week,
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  Speaker 3: two weeks from now. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: What's in here? Ray screamed.
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  Speaker 4: Ah, what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: My results said don't touch it.
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  Speaker 4: Nah.
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  Speaker 2: Don't touch it. We're doing that on the air. Oh, man.
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  Speaker 4: It's going to make my day.
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  Speaker 2: All right, I'm surprised by this.
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  Speaker 1: Brian, a survey of 54,000 people who are dating online.
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  Speaker 2: What'd they say?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so they do this big survey every year. It's
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  Speaker 6: kind of like the state of online dating slash app dating.
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  Speaker 6: And so they survey tons of people doing tons of
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  Speaker 6: different apps. So it's not just one source. 54,000 different people.
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  Speaker 6: And only 6% of the 54,000 that they talk to
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  Speaker 6: have been successful finding a relationship online.
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  Speaker 4: Through their dating online and through apps this year. So
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  Speaker 4: they've gone on dates.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, a lot of them, but turned into a continual,
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  Speaker 6: this is my relationship, only 6%.
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  Speaker 5: 6%?
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  Speaker 2: Really?
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  Speaker 4: That is so small. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: But it's still, I mean, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Taking it through the history of online dating, it used
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  Speaker 1: to be you couldn't tell people you met somebody online dating.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was weird. That meant that you couldn't do
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  Speaker 2: it out in the wild.
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  Speaker 4: It was just weird. Oh, you talk online?
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  Speaker 2: And now it's meeting somebody in the wild. It's like,
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  Speaker 2: you didn't meet first?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like how would you do that?
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Now, to be fair, they said about 60% of people
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  Speaker 6: in the survey say they are actively pursuing a long-term relationship.
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  Speaker 6: There are about 21% that are saying we're just out
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  Speaker 6: here having fun. So obviously that's going to affect.
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  Speaker 4: The numbers a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But still 6% is pretty low. I mean, because, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you go on online dating. I mean, even though some
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  Speaker 1: people are just going in just for the hookup. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if you meet somebody you like, then you settle down.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't.
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  Speaker 1: I just find it hard that, you know, you go
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  Speaker 1: on online dating hoping to meet someone, but only 6%.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Find someone and go, you know what? This is.
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  Speaker 6: And it turns into a not necessarily long term, even
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  Speaker 6: a relationship. I mean, it may end after a few months,
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  Speaker 6: but it hasn't happened for most people this year.
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  Speaker 4: Ninety four percent hasn't happened for.
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  Speaker 8: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you might as well just do it on
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  Speaker 2: your own.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: If only six.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean, if you don't want to be by yourself,
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  Speaker 1: you're going on dates. I mean, you're meeting people. You're
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  Speaker 1: going to coffee date. So you are meeting people. But
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  Speaker 1: to find that love interest that's going to be there.
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  Speaker 1: Six percent. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I've never done online dating same.
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  Speaker 3: Me neither yeah it doesn't i don't know and that's
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  Speaker 3: just very low it is it's hard for me to
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  Speaker 3: believe that because there's so many people that that's their
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  Speaker 3: only source of like dating now.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah and well and like i said you're it's not
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  Speaker 6: they're not getting dates yeah they're just not panning out
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  Speaker 6: so like you're like you're getting prospects but they're just
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  Speaker 6: not panning.
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  Speaker 1: Putting your ai and find out how many people have
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  Speaker 1: had successful relationships from uh From blind dates.
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  Speaker 2: From blind dates. Let's see if they can tell me.
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  Speaker 2: If they can tell you that. Blind dates.
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  Speaker 1: Because if that's the case, you need to go back
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  Speaker 1: to where we started. Because with a blind date, somebody say, hey, Ray,
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  Speaker 1: I know this person. They got a personality like you.
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  Speaker 2: I talk to them. Blah, blah, blah. You guys will
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  Speaker 2: be perfect. Okay?
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  Speaker 1: That was online dating back then. I thought of something funny,
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  Speaker 1: but I told myself I won't say it on there.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 2: What is it? Let's see.
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  Speaker 4: They say about 9%.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh.
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  Speaker 4: So online dating is 6%.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, about 9% have found a lasting relationship through it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, even that's low, but it's higher than 6%. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I want to find out if you were the lucky
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  Speaker 1: one that you met someone online dating and it turned
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  Speaker 1: into something. Or you could tell us what is wrong
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  Speaker 1: and what is happening with online dating. 4 0 7
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  Speaker 1: it out. It's a wonderful thing to do for the holiday,
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  Speaker 1: Did you find someone that worked out or did you say,
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  Speaker 1: you know what? I tried it. It's just not for me.
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  Speaker 1: Happy Veterans Day to all you veterans out there who
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  Speaker 1: have served. Thank you so much for your service. And
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  Speaker 1: please take advantage of all the free stuff that you
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  Speaker 1: got going on today. Partly sunny with a high of 81.
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  Speaker 1: It is 71 right now. 8 o'clock hour, y'all. 8
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  Speaker 1: o'clock hour. Ray's DNA test is here. She said she's.
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  Speaker 2: Half Native American and half Italian.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say half. I didn't say half, you full
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  Speaker 3: of baloney.
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  Speaker 2: See how that story changed?
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  Speaker 1: I never said half.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: She said she has a Native American habitat.
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  Speaker 3: I have Native American in me.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to find out. Eight o'clock, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Eight o'clock. We're going to find out today.
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  Speaker 3: I can't stand you.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, there's a survey.
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  Speaker 4: Don't lie about yourself.
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  Speaker 7: I did.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't expect us to pay for that $ 100 to
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  Speaker 2: find out.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, we should have asked for a refund if there
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  Speaker 6: was no Native American.
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  Speaker 2: Hell no.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: We're already doing this research. Anyway.
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  Speaker 4: We can't ask for it now, but we should have.
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  Speaker 1: Survey 54,000 online daters said only 6% have found love
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  Speaker 1: online dating.
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  Speaker 2: I want to find out, have you? If you haven't,
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  Speaker 2: and why haven't you? From Ocala.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, Erica.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, good morning.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So do you find love in online dating?
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  Speaker 6: I did.
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  Speaker 9: I got married.
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  Speaker 5: Really?
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  Speaker 9: Wow. We met in 2015 through online, like a free
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  Speaker 9: dating app called Plenty of Fish. And we dated for
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  Speaker 9: four years and got married in 2020. And this month
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  Speaker 9: we've been 11 years together.
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  Speaker 1: I signed up for Plenty of Fish just so I
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  Speaker 1: could see who was in there. And they are so
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  Speaker 1: hard to quit.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Boy, you can't get out of that system. Wow.
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  Speaker 9: And I like that. I feel like that six percent
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  Speaker 9: is like skewed. I don't know. I feel like a
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  Speaker 9: lot of people can find love. So if somebody is
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  Speaker 9: online dating, don't give up because some some people have success.
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  Speaker 6: So but how long did you online date before you
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  Speaker 6: ended up with someone that you ended up staying with?
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  Speaker 9: Okay, so I was on the app for probably a
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  Speaker 9: good year, probably dated maybe 15 to 20 people before
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  Speaker 9: I met my wife.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So you didn't give up.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't give up. But a year.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, what they've done so far is this year,
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  Speaker 6: so 11 months. The last 11 months is what they surveyed.
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  Speaker 2: Erica, you hold on.
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  Speaker 1: You're in for those Council 101 40th Annual Festival of Trees.
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  Speaker 2: From Coco, Angela, good morning.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Success story or not a success story?
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  Speaker 7: Success story.
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  Speaker 2: All right, tell me yours.
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  Speaker 7: It was similar to Erica's. We met through Stir. It
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  Speaker 7: was an app for single parents, 2022. And we just
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  Speaker 7: got married last year, last December. So we're coming up
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  Speaker 7: on our first year of marriage.
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  Speaker 2: How many dates had you gone on before you met her?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, I was on multiple dating apps. I would say
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  Speaker 7: at least three. And I probably went on about a
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  Speaker 7: dozen to 15 dates before I met him.
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  Speaker 8: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: It was terrible. Congratulations. From Ocala, Courtney.
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
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  Speaker 7: So I have a success story as well, similar to
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  Speaker 7: both the ladies before me.
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  Speaker 9: I met my husband on Plenty of Fish as well.
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  Speaker 6: We met in 2011, and we got married in 2013.
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  Speaker 3: And next year, in July, we'll be celebrating 15 years together,
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  Speaker 3: and we're renewing our mouths.
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  Speaker 2: Look at you.
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  Speaker 4: So Plenty of Fish is successful.
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  Speaker 2: It is, man. According to this, they're wrong. Ray, what
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  Speaker 2: are they saying over there? All right, Brian, what about you?
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  Speaker 2: What do you got?
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  Speaker 6: There are some people on here that say that's probably
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  Speaker 6: pretty low, that they feel like most of the people
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  Speaker 6: they know that have met through online dating work.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't know. 54,000 people is a lot.
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  Speaker 2: A lot.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Erica, we're going to hook you up with
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: the Council 101 40th Annual Festival of Trees. All right,
• 9:10
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• 9:14
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• 9:17
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• 9:20
  Speaker 1: Olivia Rodrigo. I can't tell you. I'm not sure what
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to say or what I'm not supposed to say.
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: All I am supposed to say is 8 o'clock, Olivia Rodrigo,
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  Speaker 1: some information, you know, that kind of thing.
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• 9:33
  Speaker 6: hanging out because we got.
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  Speaker 4: Some big stuff.
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  Speaker 6: 8 o'clock hours, just so exciting. Yeah, I don't know
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  Speaker 6: what I'm going to do. The 9 o'clock is going
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  Speaker 6: to be a letdown after that.
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  Speaker 2: I won't be here.
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: You know what's funny is that we joke each other
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: all the time in a family kind of way. And
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  Speaker 1: I love when the listeners get involved and they're all behind. Ray,
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  Speaker 1: who is this on the live stream? Who is that?
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  Speaker 8: Hoco1986?
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  Speaker 1: Ray, about to announce that DNA result is a Lizzo song.
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  Speaker 1: I just took my DNA, turned out I'm 100% that age.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all of that. On the.
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  Speaker 1: People that are texting in, they say, Ray, don't even
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  Speaker 1: worry about it because DNA changes over time. It does.
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  Speaker 1: They collect more data about you when they see you reload.
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  Speaker 1: My DNA told me I was less than 70% of
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  Speaker 1: Italian and my dad claimed to be 50% in my
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  Speaker 1: whole life. But then I went back and took it
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  Speaker 1: again and I was 18%.
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  Speaker 5: Mm-mm-mm.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That'd be a shame if that happened.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: But, Ray, all you need is one or two percent.
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  Speaker 1: That's all you need. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That's all you need. Because if you have that, we
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  Speaker 4: can't say nothing.
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Two percent.
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  Speaker 4: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: But it's not going to say Native American.
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  Speaker 4: You don't know what it's going to say.
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  Speaker 3: Everything I've read from Ancestry, whatever, said it wouldn't say
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  Speaker 3: Native American.
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  Speaker 2: What is that? What would it say?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you ask that question, what would it say?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I'll ask.
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  Speaker 1: Ask that question. It's not the question you ask because
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  Speaker 1: it might show something.
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  Speaker 4: It better. It better.
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  Speaker 2: This is fun. I like this.
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  Speaker 4: I think you're going to be okay, Ray. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Either way, you're going.
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  Speaker 4: To be okay.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I have to be.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you're not going to stop existing.
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  Speaker 3: I have no choice.
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  Speaker 2: You just lived a lie your whole life.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: My parents have lived a lie their whole life.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I heard her talking to her mom. Her mom
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  Speaker 2: didn't skip a beat. Oh, it's your dad's mother.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then a couple of years, a couple of generations ago,
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  Speaker 2: they actually lived on the reservation.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: All of that.
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  Speaker 1: I just find it shocking to me as close as
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  Speaker 1: you are with your family. Today, you just found out
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  Speaker 1: it was your dad's mom.
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  Speaker 2: That's all. I ain't in your family business.
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  Speaker 3: No, I knew it was. I just needed you mofos
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  Speaker 3: to hear it from my mother.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, so you asked.
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  Speaker 3: Not just from me.
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  Speaker 4: That was a question for the room. For you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: You already knew the answer. Yes, absolutely. Because to me,
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  Speaker 4: it sounded like you were inquiring.
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  Speaker 2: You inquired it yourself. Like you weren't sure.
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  Speaker 3: No, I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 6: And I also found it weird that for somebody who
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  Speaker 6: is so sure, you didn't know the line already.
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  Speaker 3: No, I did.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, we all going to know.
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  Speaker 3: I needed you to hear from a third party.
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: Oh, gotcha.
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  Speaker 1: That was for our benefit. We all going to find
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  Speaker 1: out today. All right, we're going to spin the wheel
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: of old topics. Where it stops, we do not know. And,
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  Speaker 1: of course, we're going to hook you up if you
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  Speaker 1: participate in spinning the wheel of old topics.
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  Speaker 2: All right. I know y'all find that annoying.
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  Speaker 6: Well, we got to do a re-spin because it's the
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  Speaker 6: same thing we did last week.
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  Speaker 4: Can't do two things in two weeks in a row, right?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: All right, re-spin.
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  Speaker 1: And here we go.
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  Speaker 5: This. Ooh.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 3: What is it?
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  Speaker 4: Poetry Slam.
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  Speaker 3: Damn it. I don't need this today.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: Ray does not need Poetry Slam today. The stress of
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: Poetry Slam today.
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  Speaker 8: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: Well, this is what we're going to do.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: If you don't know what Poetry Slam is, that's when
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: you write original poetry. And we're going to give you
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: like what about eight minutes to do so. And the
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: topic today is my DNA.
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: That's right.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: That is the topic today for Poetry Slam. You need
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: to write some original poetry about my DNA. And if
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: you do so, the best one, you got yourself a
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: pair of tickets to see Doja Cat November 15th at
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: the Kia Center. That is the topic, my DNA. So
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: when we take a break, write some original poetry, however
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: you want to write it. And what we'll do is
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: we'll set up, we'll read ours. Ray's going to read hers,
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: you'll read yours, and Brian's going to close it. And
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: the topic is My DNA.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: Some of you poets out there, we started to do
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: this because there's so many people out there that you
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: have this talent and the city doesn't have an opportunity
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: to see that talent shine. So we do it in
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: the morning and it's called Poetry Slam. And today, the
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: best one, you're going to get tickets to Doja Cat,
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: November 15th.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: At the Kia Center.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: And what'll happen when we get back, we'll turn this
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: into an old school speak type of club where you
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: come inside and there's a mic on stage. It's kind
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: of smoky because we allow smoking in this one. You
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: go in and you get on that microphone and you
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: stand there. And you do your poetry on my DNA.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: 407-919-1067.
• 14:32
  Speaker 7: 877-919-1067.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: Doja Cat, tickets up a grab. You have about how
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: many minutes to write this thing?
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: You've got about seven minutes.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Seven minutes. Seven minutes. Can you do it?
• 14:43
  Speaker 7: 407-919-1067.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: 877-919-1067.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: The wheel stopped on Poetry Slam, and we're going to
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: slam some poetry. My DNA. If you want to do it,
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: you got to call us, and we'll do it next
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: on Johnny's House. It is 71 right now. Spent the
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: will of all topics, and it ended on Poetry Slam.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: That's where we write some original poetry, and the person
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: that has the best one, we will hook you up
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: with some tickets to see Doja Cat, November 15th at
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: the Kia Center. We turn this place into Johnny's Jazz House.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: I am the host today, Johnny Magic.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: This guy sucks.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Before we get started, I've got to tell you about
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: a couple specials. The drink of the day is called
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: The D & A. It's yo-ho rum, pickle juice, and molasses.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: And it's on a BOGO.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: It could be good.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: It's on a BOGO.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: And we also do it without the yo-ho, but I
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: heard it's not that good without the yo-ho. And the
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: food of the day is a green tomato lasagna. It
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: was supposed to be fried, but the fryer's out, so
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: we just threw the green tomatoes in there. And that
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: goes for $ 16.
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: 95.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: Would you like a soda with that? It is now
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: $ 24. 95 if you'd like to do that. The topic on
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: the stage today is my DNA. And seeing that this
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: is my poetry house, I'll go first.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Here's my poetry of my DNA. I know who I am,
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: not like Ray. I have found out I have cousins
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: all over town. But don't y'all try to find me,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: because I ain't down. It was cool seeing my bloodline...
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: One day I'll go back there and have a good time.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: I know who I am, and that's a lock. It
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: will know who Ray's family's from.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Come on back to 8 o'clock!
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah!
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you. First one on the stage, let's
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: go to Bo Key and talk to Connor.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Hey, Connor.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: Hello. Welcome to the stage. Welcome to the stage, Connor.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: You got the microphone. The topic is My DNA.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: It's on here.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Are you ready?
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: In every strand, a tale unfolds of ancient dreams and
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: hearts of gold. A thousand generations live inside their strengths.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: their courage, their love, and their pride. I am more
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: than what the eyes can see. I am a universe
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: of history lives in me. Every cell carries a legacy divine,
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: a once-of-a-kind design uniquely mine. I am yesterday, tomorrow, and today,
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: a story no one can take away. Not just a body,
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: not just a name, but generations of love flowing through
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: my veins. I am the poetry of my ancestors written
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: within DNA, a living legacy that Time can never erase.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Man, that was good.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: That was good.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: That's real poetry right there.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: We're over here being funny. Over here messing around. You're
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: being deep.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: All right. All right. You hold on. That was beautiful.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Is she ready? Is she going to come out?
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: I've got a lot to say. Look at this paper.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: I've got a lot.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: She has a lot to say.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: I've got a lot going on.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: That's a long poem.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I'm scared.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: We're going to get off the microphone. Representing New York
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: by way of Biffalo. You know what to say. Here
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: she is, y'all. Sandra Rae. The mic is on.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Is this thing on?
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: It is on.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, I thought you were doing a Native American drum thing.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: I can't.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: I don't even know. Okay, all right.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: Here we go.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Microphone is yours.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Okay. My whole life, I was told who I was.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: Italian in my blood and indigenous in my roots.
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: I mentioned it one day.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: And that was definitely a mistake I made.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, it was.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: Then came a little box and I had to just
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: spit a couple drops.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: That's gross.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: Then the jokes haven't stopped.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, they haven't.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Until today, the results are in. Do I have Native
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: American within my skin? But DNA doesn't tell you everything.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Yes, it does.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: I am not just a percentage person. I am not
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: just a name on a family tree. No number can
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: define me or measure my roots that were built to last.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: All right, Ray, you can go ahead behind the back,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: get yourself some of that fried green lasagna.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: This is the first time Ray's ever gotten serious about it.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: I know. Truth hurts. All right, calling us in. He's ready.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: He's on the stage. It's Ernesto. Humberto, Humberto, Humberto! Are
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: you ready? All right, man. The microphone is yours. My DNA,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: my body for pride.
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: Spanish fire runs through my veins. French elegance in my name.
• 19:56
  Speaker 8: Taino spirit, fierce and free. The soul of my ancestry.
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: Three roots, one heart, a legacy. Puerto Rican blood defines me.
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: A warrior's pride A history untold. Boricua forever with a.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Heart of gold. That's what I'm talking about.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: That's good right there.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about right there. Y'all reading that
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: real poetry.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: I'm switching my whole thing up now. Reading that real poetry.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: I'm bringing in Plan B.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: That was beautiful.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: You guys are so serious.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: I'm serious.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: We got the headliner tonight. He's in back.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: He's been waiting, pacing, and waiting patiently to hit the mic.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: He's from Bo-Ki. Show him some love.
• 20:36
  Speaker 8: B.G.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: I was going to do my usual, but I got
• 20:41
  Speaker 6: to switch it up because everyone's being so serious.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Serious.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: I don't want to be the one to make jokes
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: about it. D! D-N!
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: D-N-A!
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: I spit in a tube.
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: What?
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Sent it off to this dude.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: So he can tell me where I came from.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: What?
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: Ray's getting creative.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: To prove she's a native. Yeah.
• 21:05
  Speaker 6: And she belongs to a tribe. Now, I ain't no bish.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: I came back Irish. Ray's family only reservation is for
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: six at Olive Garden.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Six at Olive Garden is Italian.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, I got you. I got you. I see what
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: you did there. I see what you did.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: Ah!
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: We're going to have to bring the wheel out on
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: this one because, I mean, they wrote some original poetry.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: They did.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: They had good poetry.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, it came from the inside. We're over here playing.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: I'm joking.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: They at home writing real poetry. And Ray, for the
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: first time, got serious with hers. Went through her roots.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: We have Connor. Two people, yes. And Berto is number two.
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Connor is number one.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: Doja Cat.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Tickets. And the wheel's going to decide on Poetry Slam.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: That's what we do, y'all. Right here. Oh, it's close.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: And the winner is.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Connor, congratulations! You did it.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Doja Cat November 15th at the Kia Center. Your poetry was...
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Do you do this for fun? Yes.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: How often do you write your own poetry? Um, not often,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: just whenever I'm asked to.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Well, you're asked and you came through. Well, congratulations on that.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Hold on. We'll get some information from you. I don't
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: know what that was.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: An elephant.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: She's a little nervous because it goes down. And within
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: the next 15 minutes.
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: It's going down. This is stupid.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: Not yet.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: But listen, after 8 o'clock, there's seriously Olivia Rodrigo information
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: you want. Ray, what are you working on in some
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: limited news?