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FULL EP | Former NBA Player Planning to Sue WNBA; What Had Happened was Friday; F - You DL Hughley; Oleebo Bootleg Movie Review: “A Different World” and More · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: We were remiss for not saying this yesterday. It is
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  Speaker 1: Breast Cancer Awareness Month. And during this month, Juniors and
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  Speaker 1: I have our very special charity where we touch tatas
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  Speaker 1: to save the lives. Yeah. So if you are without
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  Speaker 1: a partner and because that's generally how it happens, a partner.
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  Speaker 1: If you are without a partner, we will do our
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  Speaker 1: own thing. And tell me about this test that you do.
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  Speaker 1: What does it include? Generally, you pull over. You pull over.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a mammogram. It's a manogram. Take a deep breath.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Seems to be everything fine. Okay. That's it. That's it?
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  Speaker 3: Next!
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  Speaker 4: Next!
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  Speaker 1: It's been pretty successful. We have a drive-thru. We have
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  Speaker 1: a walk-up clinic. And how many patients have you seen,
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  Speaker 1: do you think?
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  Speaker 5: Countless.
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  Speaker 1: Countless.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Countless. Countless. We're having to bring more people in. I
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  Speaker 1: believe you.
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  Speaker 3: Especially since we moved our booth across from Victoria's Secret.
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  Speaker 1: Now, are you guys accredited anywhere?
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any kind of medical license or anything?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: We're self-accredited.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Gotcha. So this is voluntary. Just sensitive fingers. That's what
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  Speaker 1: we have. Loving, sensitive fingers.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 9: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: So, but in lieu of that, don't trust us. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we're the last resort.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Don't trust y'all. That's the best message you can give.
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  Speaker 1: And we just breathe heavy normally. You're not good for
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  Speaker 1: business at all. We do wear our shirts this time.
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  Speaker 1: Not like last time.
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  Speaker 6: We don't.
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  Speaker 1: It's like with babies, that skin to skin thing. Why
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  Speaker 1: are your pants off? Don't ask me about my procedures.
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  Speaker 1: If you were accredited, you'd know.
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  Speaker 11: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Thank you. Happy birthday to Kelly Ripper. Happy birthday
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  Speaker 1: to Sting. When he gets real old, they're going to
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  Speaker 1: call him Stung. Or Stang. Or Stover. Happy birthday to
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  Speaker 1: Freddie Jackson. Remember when you thought Jhene was about chicks?
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  Speaker 1: I was one of them. But it's really about his grandmother.
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  Speaker 8: It is.
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  Speaker 1: No, I believe you. I thought you were going to
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  Speaker 1: say something else. Happy birthday to LaTosha Scott from Escape.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Avery Brooks. Happy birthday to Melissa Harris Perry. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: she picked a bad time to go on strike, huh?
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  Speaker 1: She picked a fine time to leave. They can't do
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  Speaker 1: without me. Oh, hello, Joy Reed. What are you doing here?
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  Speaker 1: This is Perry boy. She had it going on like
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  Speaker 1: they need me.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: I saw how that worked out, man. Oh, man. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure it was many a sleepless night. Happy birthday to
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  Speaker 1: Tyson Chandler. Happy birthday to Nat Turner. Turner, possibly, of course.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they ate him. Yeah, they boiled him and
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  Speaker 1: ate him.
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  Speaker 12: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Mahatma Gandhi. They didn't eat him. He
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  Speaker 1: went on a hunger strike. Happy birthday to Sean Holton, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 1: proof of D12 in Detroit. Happy birthday to Groucho Marx,
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  Speaker 1: who was hilarious. Happy birthday to George McFarlane, spanking little rascals.
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  Speaker 1: And happy birthday to Moses Gunn. Moses. We've got a
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  Speaker 1: great show lined up for you. Of course, Jasmine will
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  Speaker 1: tell us what's trending on the DLUGLY show. The countdown
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  Speaker 1: is on. One Voice 2026, hosted by Ricky Smiley. Six days,
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  Speaker 1: one beautiful, incredible trip. And only a few cabins are left.
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  Speaker 1: The concerts, the food, and the experience. You do not
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  Speaker 1: want to hear about it afterwards. Call 214-495-1963 today to
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  Speaker 1: secure your cabin and a special price. Log on to
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  Speaker 1: OneVoiceCruise.com for all of the details. Jasmine, Jasmine.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, man.
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  Speaker 1: Tell these good people what's trending. Wow, did you see
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  Speaker 1: Royce White's interview with Vlad Vlade?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, the guy who wants to now sue the WNBA
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  Speaker 12: and also sue the NBA as well. Because he says
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  Speaker 12: if he's not allowed to play or at least be,
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  Speaker 12: I guess, available to be picked up for one of
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  Speaker 12: the teams for the draft, he's going to sue him.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, listen, it's not my fault.
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  Speaker 12: I woke up one day and I realized that I
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  Speaker 12: was a woman. He said, and you think about it,
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  Speaker 12: you know, they say, and now it sounds a little
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  Speaker 12: bit tongue in cheek, right? Because he's saying things like,
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  Speaker 12: you know, if they say that, To qualify as a woman,
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  Speaker 12: all you have to do is say, I.
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  Speaker 1: Am a woman. Ain't this a dude who scared his partner,
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  Speaker 1: his mother of his kids so bad, he got a
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  Speaker 1: 50-year restraining order? Yeah, he does. He has a 50-year
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  Speaker 1: restraining order. That might be him. And you're not in
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  Speaker 1: the league because you're not a woman because you're a woman.
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  Speaker 1: You're in the league because you want to fly. So
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  Speaker 1: if you're going to blow $ 10 million because you're scared
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  Speaker 1: to fly, that don't make you a woman. That makes
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  Speaker 1: you a bitch. would that make sense.
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  Speaker 12: He never just sounded so silly like he was saying
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  Speaker 12: things like I would have shown up with my wig
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  Speaker 12: you know but it's so hard to deal with it
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  Speaker 12: you know and it was only 1999 it just sounded
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  Speaker 12: it just sounded so fake and just I don't know I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know because they're still playing the game nobody cares
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  Speaker 1: about that no more because everybody's starving to death yeah
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  Speaker 1: that's exactly right nobody cares about it because they're so
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't I don't respect the dude that can't man
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what you have to do if I
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  Speaker 1: was making that much money I was the number one
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  Speaker 1: draft pick he's the top ten draft pick wasn't he
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  Speaker 1: Skip Yeah, he was up there. Man, I used to
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  Speaker 1: date me and put me on this plane. Let me
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  Speaker 1: get this bread.
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  Speaker 5: Period.
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  Speaker 9: Period.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, finally trending. This is hilarious.
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  Speaker 12: This guy took to social media. This has over half
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  Speaker 12: a million views. He took to social media because he
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  Speaker 12: said that a girl canceled a date with him because
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  Speaker 12: of his outfit.
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  Speaker 1: What do you have on?
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  Speaker 12: Okay, I'm going to show you what he had on.
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  Speaker 12: He had on a sequined kind of top. And matching. Well,
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  Speaker 12: the pants weren't matching, but they were also kind of sequency.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: They had a lot of sparkles on them. So the
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  Speaker 12: pants had sparkles. The top had sparkles. And he went
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  Speaker 12: to the end and was like, yo, what's up with
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  Speaker 12: my outfit?
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  Speaker 1: Is this bad? And people were like, you look like
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  Speaker 1: a disco ball.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: He looked like a TV demo.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Only Prince can get away with it.
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  Speaker 1: How do you handle a hungry man? How do you
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  Speaker 1: handle a hungry man?
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  Speaker 12: Maybe he's just a fly, unique, kind of, you know,
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  Speaker 12: I don't know, eclectic guy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, that doesn't, that doesn't, that doesn't.
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  Speaker 12: But my thing is, why did you send a picture
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  Speaker 12: of your outfit in the first place?
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  Speaker 1: He liked it. What kind of date is this? He
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  Speaker 1: liked it.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, baby, look what you're getting ready to get. You're
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  Speaker 12: getting ready to get all this right here, sparkled up
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  Speaker 12: just for you.
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  Speaker 1: He's a background singer in Vegas.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Liberace, did he play a piano? I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: it was a sequence. I think it's all together. I
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  Speaker 1: think it was Liberace.
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  Speaker 12: He was like, I probably dodged a bullet anyway. When
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  Speaker 12: you look at my outfit, my outfit is fly. When
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  Speaker 12: you look at the pants, and it is a little shiny.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to lie. And then he got white
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  Speaker 1: socks on. Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: I mean, you know, that might be his get down.
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  Speaker 12: It wasn't hers because she canceled on him, and he
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  Speaker 12: was pissed. He was like, I was ready.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm one of them tigers from Siegfried and Roy. What's wrong, Tiger?
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  Speaker 1: I got sequins in my teeth. Oh, my gosh. She's jazz.
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  Speaker 1: She smiles. It's the Jazzy Report on the D.L.
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  Speaker 3: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's time for the.
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  Speaker 1: As he reports, a D.C.
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  Speaker 12: Judge just shut the door on Trump's vandalism case against
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  Speaker 12: that former Olympic canoeist permanently. The judge dismissed with prejudice
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  Speaker 12: the Justice Department's prosecution of David Hearn, who had been
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  Speaker 12: accused or charged with felony destruction of the Lincoln Memorial
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  Speaker 12: reflecting pool. The judge cited the government's own admission that
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  Speaker 12: no crime had occurred after records show the pool's damage
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  Speaker 12: actually stemmed from a faulty installation.
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  Speaker 1: And we could borrow that grand jury for the one
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  Speaker 1: in Mississippi. We need it. We need a grand jury.
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  Speaker 1: They can indict somebody for a pool turning green, which
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  Speaker 1: is negligence because you gave it to a contractor that
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  Speaker 1: didn't know what the hell he was doing and needed
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  Speaker 1: somebody to blame, but they can't. See, I mean, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: That's how it is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they investigate.
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  Speaker 1: They investigate the kickback.
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  Speaker 12: Well, starting January 1st, 2028, Californians who are 80 and
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  Speaker 12: older can opt out of jury service permanently due to
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  Speaker 12: a medical condition.
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  Speaker 1: I might not make it through the trial. Without even
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  Speaker 1: needing a note from the doctor.
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  Speaker 12: Seniors can request a permanent exemption by attesting that they
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  Speaker 12: have an impairment that renders them incapable of performing jury service.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta pee. But if you still want to, you can.
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  Speaker 1: I can't afford.
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  Speaker 11: These good depends.
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  Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell, is that you? I gotta pee.
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  Speaker 3: I can't afford them good depends.
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  Speaker 1: That'll prevent it right there. We don't want you up
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  Speaker 1: in here.
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  Speaker 9: No, sir.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody change that baby.
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  Speaker 12: This ain't a baby.
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't have came in today. I should not have.
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  Speaker 1: All right. We got some great callers this weekend. If
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  Speaker 1: you missed them, don't worry. They're coming up. This is
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  Speaker 1: the deal. Tuesday, what happened was Judge Judy said, if
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  Speaker 1: you don't like America and you want to change it,
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  Speaker 1: you should leave. Get out. What a stupid-ass captain that
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: Tennille had on. Please don't sing that song. The only
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  Speaker 1: two people who ever knew what they had was her
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  Speaker 1: and Rodney Winfield. They're the only two people that ever went.
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  Speaker 14: America has been good to me. I think that it's
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  Speaker 14: the greatest country in the world. If you don't like
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  Speaker 14: this country, go somewhere else. Don't come to the greatest
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  Speaker 14: country in the world, the most successful country in the world,
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  Speaker 14: and say.
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  Speaker 14: I want to change it. There are other countries that
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  Speaker 14: are the something else that you want.
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  Speaker 11: Go there.
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  Speaker 16: Go there.
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  Speaker 14: But don't come into my home. America is my home.
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  Speaker 14: Don't come into my home and say, I want to
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  Speaker 14: change it.
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  Speaker 1: Did you agree with it? That's the question we posed
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  Speaker 1: to you.
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  Speaker 17: You said My thing is, is that dealing with Judge Judy,
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  Speaker 17: she already on a TV show. I have believed will
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  Speaker 17: be happening on her show anyway.
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  Speaker 6: I think it's scripted.
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  Speaker 17: So with it being said, I believe that most of
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  Speaker 17: their comments be coming off of what scripted things are.
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  Speaker 18: And to me, it's a F-A-F-O.
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  Speaker 17: We vote or not.
• 10:22
  Speaker 1: If we vote, we vote.
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  Speaker 18: We don't.
• 10:23
  Speaker 11: We don't.
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  Speaker 17: We still lose in the same situation. And for us
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  Speaker 17: to get out of America, that's crazy. Why would we
• 10:28
  Speaker 17: get out of something we built?
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: If that's the case, I mean, let him.
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  Speaker 17: Go build his own island and people who want to
• 10:34
  Speaker 17: go with him, go with him. Because as far as
• 10:36
  Speaker 17: I'm concerned, we was good until he got here. And
• 10:39
  Speaker 17: for Judge Judy to say that, every court hand she's had,
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  Speaker 17: I don't believe nothing she's said or believe in.
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  Speaker 11: I think Judge Judy needs to take her colonizer, man.
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  Speaker 11: But she goes, dang, well, you cannot move forward without change.
• 10:53
  Speaker 11: She want to continue to train stagnant. She want to
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  Speaker 11: go back to the 1940s, 50s, and early 60s. So
• 10:59
  Speaker 11: she need to take her colonizing ass back. The old
• 11:02
  Speaker 11: decrepit bat.
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  Speaker 15: Well, I think that Judge.
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  Speaker 2: Judy is a rich white lady expressing her clear misunderstanding
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  Speaker 2: of the American plight right now and proving once again
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: that they don't understand privilege. So who is she talking to?
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  Speaker 2: Because Obama ran on change, and.
• 11:30
  Speaker 15: I wonder if she voted for him.
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  Speaker 19: But I think that it's a very ignorant.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: Way to think, and she just either is choosing to
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  Speaker 2: be complacent and not see all the really horrible things
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  Speaker 2: that are happening in this country right now, or she's
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  Speaker 2: just really, really, really, really.
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  Speaker 18: Blind.
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  Speaker 11: Well, I think with change comes progression. And maybe that
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  Speaker 11: was ran through on about this being the greatest country
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  Speaker 11: and all this foolishness. You know, we made this country
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  Speaker 11: as African-Americans is what it is. So progression, progression is
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  Speaker 11: a part of change, man. And for her to say
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  Speaker 11: that like that, man, it's just, it's foolish that they
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  Speaker 11: think that we're not a part of this and to go.
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  Speaker 5: Back where you came, we wasn't bothering nobody when we
• 12:15
  Speaker 5: was at our home. You know, y'all bobbing us and
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  Speaker 5: borders over here. So, I mean, don't talk foolish, you know,
• 12:20
  Speaker 5: you know, with progression, you know, comes change, man. So
• 12:23
  Speaker 5: I think that the lady was ranting on to sound
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  Speaker 5: kind of foolish, to be honest with you, man. And
• 12:27
  Speaker 5: I just hate when people go off on ignorance and
• 12:30
  Speaker 5: foolishness like that, man. You know, come on, that things
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  Speaker 5: wouldn't change, man. We wouldn't be fighting for this known
• 12:35
  Speaker 5: the world situation, man. It don't make no sense.
• 12:38
  Speaker 18: America is a continent, first of all, and we share
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  Speaker 18: the continent with Canadians and Mexicans. So, second of all,
• 12:46
  Speaker 18: you weren't here at the beginning of this country, at
• 12:51
  Speaker 18: the beginning of the United States, right? It was somebody
• 12:54
  Speaker 18: else here when your ancestors came. So how is it
• 12:59
  Speaker 18: your country? But that's what they.
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: Say all the time.
• 13:02
  Speaker 18: They always say, leave, leave, leave. They always take, that's
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  Speaker 18: what colonizers do. They always take what was already established.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: The countdown is on. One Voice 2026 hosted by Ricky Smiley.
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: Six days, one incredible ship, and only a few cabins
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: are left. The concerts, the food, and the experience. You
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: do not want to hear about it afterwards. Call 214-495-1963
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: today to secure your cabin and special price. Log on
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: to OneVoiceCruise.com for all of the details. So, Jasmine, what
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: had happened Wednesday was a woman tells an emotional story
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: of how she thought her father abandoned her, but later
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: found out it was her mama that kept him away.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Take a listen.
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  Speaker 8: My parents were married and then they had me. I
• 13:48
  Speaker 8: guess their marriage was difficult. So they later got divorced.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know the details. All
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  Speaker 1: I know is that they separated.
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  Speaker 8: So I used to be with my mother one week
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  Speaker 8: and then I'll go be with my father the next week. OK,
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  Speaker 8: so back and forth one week. My dad never showed
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  Speaker 8: up to come and pick me up. I sat by
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  Speaker 8: the door, literally waiting and waiting.
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  Speaker 1: He never showed up.
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  Speaker 8: The following week, I did the same thing. I did
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  Speaker 8: this for months, okay? He never came, so I felt so.
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  Speaker 1: Rejected, okay?
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  Speaker 4: I still quite literally turn into that little girl when
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  Speaker 4: I talk about it. It has.
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  Speaker 4: Changed the trajectory of my life okay so i didn't
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  Speaker 4: find out until literally recently as an adult that my
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  Speaker 4: father did not abandon me my mother cut him off
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  Speaker 4: because she was afraid that he was gonna take me from.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Her uh what should be the consequences when one parent
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: intentionally keeps the child away from the other parent that
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: was a question we pulled to you you.
• 14:51
  Speaker 20: Said My son is going through the same situation. He
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  Speaker 20: pays child support every week. He's caught up on his rears,
• 14:59
  Speaker 20: but he can't seem to talk to the kids. And
• 15:03
  Speaker 20: it's been some months now. I think the last time
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  Speaker 20: the kids been over to my house, their nana, was
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  Speaker 20: last year in the summertime. And that was the last
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  Speaker 20: time we saw them. And the mom, she has this,
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  Speaker 20: I don't know, some sort of vendetta, all because she
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  Speaker 20: wants my son to.
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  Speaker 1: Be with her and the kids.
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  Speaker 20: But I have a funny feeling that she's feeding the
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  Speaker 20: kids a lot of negativity about their dad. And the
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  Speaker 20: only thing my son, he won't reach out or anything.
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  Speaker 20: I mean, he has been reaching out. But it's like, well,
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  Speaker 20: I guess I have to wait until the kids get
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  Speaker 20: older in order for them to accept me. I said,
• 15:38
  Speaker 20: but what if they don't accept you because of what.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: She's feeding them?
• 15:41
  Speaker 10: The consequences to somebody demonstrating that type of behavior of
• 15:46
  Speaker 10: denying a child a healthy life experience with their own parent,
• 15:51
  Speaker 10: particularly a black girl with their father, should be severe. However,
• 15:55
  Speaker 10: no matter what the punishment is, there's not going to
• 15:58
  Speaker 10: be a replacement for those opportunity and time, pictures, videos, conversations, cards.
• 16:05
  Speaker 10: and other life experiences connected to the healthy development of
• 16:09
  Speaker 10: that child with their parent, particularly a father, those aren't
• 16:12
  Speaker 10: going to be replaced. So no matter what the consequences are,
• 16:16
  Speaker 10: opportunity and time is gone. And it's your fault if
• 16:20
  Speaker 10: you were the one involved with helping to contribute to
• 16:23
  Speaker 10: that type of behavior, whether you be just a parent
• 16:26
  Speaker 10: or a parent's henchman, you know.
• 16:29
  Speaker 19: I think the child should be able to be their parent. Yeah,
• 16:34
  Speaker 19: even if the man is a deadbeat man, a deadbeat father,
• 16:38
  Speaker 19: it should be up to the child to still see their.
• 16:42
  Speaker 17: Parent and let them figure out what they want to
• 16:46
  Speaker 17: do with that parent.
• 16:47
  Speaker 19: I even let my child make the choice when they
• 16:49
  Speaker 19: were younger.
• 16:50
  Speaker 16: I said, you know what?
• 16:52
  Speaker 19: He's going to find out. I'm not going to tell
• 16:54
  Speaker 19: him anything. I'll take care of him. And he sees
• 16:58
  Speaker 19: who takes care of him.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: Yesterday, we asked the question. There was a woman. What
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: was her name, Jasmine? Krista. Krista Pike, who the state
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: of Tennessee tried to execute and failed twice. Since they
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: failed the lethal injection, she should be able to go free.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: That was the question we posed her. You said?
• 17:16
  Speaker 18: Look, I've been.
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: In corrections 37 years.
• 17:19
  Speaker 16: Been a deputy, sergeant, and a lieutenant.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: Let that girl go.
• 17:25
  Speaker 21: She's working with something different.
• 17:27
  Speaker 18: Let her go.
• 17:28
  Speaker 11: Give her a second chance.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: Let her live.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Let her live, bro.
• 17:32
  Speaker 11: I think she deserves it. God got something for her
• 17:34
  Speaker 11: to do.
• 17:35
  Speaker 16: And I never call.
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: Into these shows, but I'm telling you, let the girl go.
• 17:38
  Speaker 18: I think she's going to do right this time.
• 17:39
  Speaker 11: She ain't going to bother nobody else.
• 17:41
  Speaker 22: Yes, I know this might sound harsh, but I feel
• 17:44
  Speaker 22: like that Crystal Pike should have went ahead and they
• 17:46
  Speaker 22: should have let her die last night because, frankly, her
• 17:50
  Speaker 22: victim has went through so much suffering. This girl is
• 17:53
  Speaker 22: 17 years old.
• 17:55
  Speaker 6: And none of this would have happened not for Krista Pike.
• 17:58
  Speaker 22: That girl was sliced, beaten, had a pentagram.
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: Carved into her chest. Her head was smashed in with asphalt.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: And then Krista Pike walked around for two days with
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: part of this girl's skull in her pocket. She had
• 18:13
  Speaker 6: it in her pocket when she was arrested. Now, that's suffering.
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: And I feel like the person that suffered most was
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: this girl's mother. She waited for 30 years for justice
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: to go.
• 18:24
  Speaker 22: All the way from Florida to Tennessee to see this
• 18:26
  Speaker 22: woman executed, only.
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: For her to go ahead and survive. She still doesn't
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: have her daughter. And the people that support Krista Pike,
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: I guarantee you, if they had been their daughter that
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: went through that suffering, they would not want to see
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: this woman alive.
• 18:43
  Speaker 16: You know, that is interesting that they tried it twice
• 18:46
  Speaker 16: and it didn't work. But I say they should not
• 18:48
  Speaker 16: let her go, let her finish out her sentence, naturalized
• 18:51
  Speaker 16: in prison, or they can kill her the same way
• 18:54
  Speaker 16: she killed her victim. Hey, listen, I love y'all. I
• 18:58
  Speaker 16: listen every single day. Please keep doing what y'all doing.
• 19:03
  Speaker 15: You know, living in the state of Tennessee, I feel like,
• 19:06
  Speaker 15: you know, this situation with Crystal Pike, the way she
• 19:09
  Speaker 15: murdered her victim and the girl she murdered pled for
• 19:13
  Speaker 15: her life. They need to try it again. They need
• 19:15
  Speaker 15: to reestablish the execution situation and try it again.
• 19:22
  Speaker 16: Third time's a charm.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Take her, too.
• 19:24
  Speaker 16: She ain't got no quality of life.
• 19:26
  Speaker 18: Don't get up out of here. Well, it's kind of unfortunate.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: It's kind of unique.
• 19:31
  Speaker 9: But I don't think she should go free just because
• 19:34
  Speaker 9: they demonstrated incompetence. I don't think them messing up absolves
• 19:39
  Speaker 9: her from her murder.
• 19:41
  Speaker 11: That she did 50 years ago, how many years ago.
• 19:44
  Speaker 9: But if there is a legal standard, just like double
• 19:47
  Speaker 9: jeopardy for sentencing, and.
• 19:49
  Speaker 11: It applies to execution attempts.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Then legally, then, you know, that would be fine.
• 19:55
  Speaker 9: But I think that they should sue the state of Tennessee,
• 19:59
  Speaker 9: whether it be her lawyer or, you know, on her
• 20:01
  Speaker 9: behalf or other people, family. They're liable for botching it
• 20:05
  Speaker 9: up because that's what they're supposed to do. But I
• 20:08
  Speaker 9: don't think she should just automatically go free unless there's
• 20:11
  Speaker 9: some kind of legal standard. But it doesn't absolve her
• 20:14
  Speaker 9: for what she did. I don't know if she's rehabilitated
• 20:16
  Speaker 9: or not, but it does, you know, I don't know.
• 20:19
  Speaker 10: It doesn't.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: It's kind of a tricky thing.
• 20:21
  Speaker 16: This is a really interesting situation to me because, first
• 20:24
  Speaker 16: of all.
• 20:24
  Speaker 19: We need to stop trying to play God.
• 20:26
  Speaker 18: And then also, we wait, and I say we wait.
• 20:29
  Speaker 19: So long to execute a person that they almost forget
• 20:33
  Speaker 19: what they did.
• 20:34
  Speaker 16: To be executed.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: Like, I think we really need to adopt other systems
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: from other countries, you know.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: And like, she's just.
• 20:42
  Speaker 9: She's resilient, apparently.
• 20:43
  Speaker 16: She has built up resistance.
• 20:45
  Speaker 19: In the last 30 years being in jail. So kudos
• 20:48
  Speaker 19: to that young lady. But like I said, being seriously.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: They did it.
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: They've been convicted.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Let's do what you got to do. Eye for an eye.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Now it's time to give a deserving someone the Shoe
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Booty of the Week Award.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: And now it's time for the Shoe Booty of the
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Week Award. Mitch McConnell. is an American politician and attorney
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: who has been a United States Senator from Kentucky since 1985.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: And has been Kentucky's Senior U.S.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Senator since 1999.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: As Majority Leader of the Republican Party, McConnell is in
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: his 70th Senate term. making him the longest serving Senator
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: in Kentucky history.
• 21:38
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: So why is Mitch the turtle McConnell this week's recipient
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: of the shoe booty of the week award? I, He
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: gets the shoe booty for people wheeling him in Congress
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: like Weekend at Bernie's. After a fall at home, pneumonia, rehab,
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: and roughly 100 days of what his office called recovery,
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: MIA Mitch rolled onto the Senate floor like a guy
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: who got lost on the way to the gift shop
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: and just decided to stay.
• 22:14
  Speaker 14: Aww.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: He arrived in a wheelchair, bruised hands, voice doing that
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: thing where it starts a sentence and then checks out
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: halfway through.
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: And the first words out of his mouth to reporters were.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Basically a weak tongue. Hello, and a crooked thumbs up.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: It didn't look like a comeback. It looked like a
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: hostage finally coming home, and he didn't know he was home.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Hello?
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: Hello?
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Anybody home? He looked like a zombie and had a
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: weird facial expression like he was AARPing in his pants.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: I don't feel so good. He looks like he lost
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: an argument with a turtleneck. His skin looks like leftover
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: mashed potatoes. He looks like he should be on a
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: cover of a funeral home brochure. I see dead people.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: And look, I don't want to pile on a guy
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: who just spent the summer in the hospital and a
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: rehab center. Polio after effects are real. But this is
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: also the same man who spent years treating the Senate
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: like a luxury timeshare. He only showed up when it
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: was convenient. So when he vanishes for 100 days, releases
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: a couple of photos that look like they were taken
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: by a witness protection program, and then rolls back in
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: like nothing happened.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what was the question?
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: People are going to make turtle jokes. That's the deal.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: You can't look like a Galapagos tortoise for 40 years
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: and then act shocked when America takes shots. They call
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: this a comeback, but it's more like a farewell tour.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: And that's why the shoe booty of the week award
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: goes to Mitch McConnell. Now here's a swift kick in
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: the ass.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: It is out of the DL. He will show you
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: a 2026 edition. Remember that if you are going to
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: be in Columbus, Ohio, I'm at the Mershon Auditorium along
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: with Don Lemon, DL and DL.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: DL.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: The following day, we will be in Cincinnati at the
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Taft Theater. So come check us out if you take
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: a notion. The state of Tennessee was unsuccessful killing Christian Pike.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: It's weird because all I got to do is deny
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: her medical to get Medicare. Yeah, that's all I got
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: to do. Do you know that if you live in
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: the southern region of the United States of America, you
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: live an average five to seven years less time? I
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: believe it. Why do you think that is?
• 24:48
  Speaker 12: Well, because of the lack of quality health care or
• 24:50
  Speaker 12: just the ability to get health care, period.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. It's better
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: than that answer you gave other. What was my other answer?
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: You were just being a dingbat. I plead the fifth. Oh,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: there's no need for that. When you're being a dingbat.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You remember when we asked
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: you a question and you didn't know who it was,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: so you just. Remember that? No, I don't remember. Like
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: the Lion King. Yeah, that's it. It was Fela, but
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: it was the Lion King. Yeah, but there are Africans
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: in the Lion King. Yes.
• 25:18
  Speaker 22: Yeah.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: And that's where it took place. Fela Hutu. Fela Hutu.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I don't remember his last name, but I did go
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: see that, actually.
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: That's when Platonosa collared. I saw that, too. I never
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: saw it. A thousand times. I don't see plays, I think.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: It was good. Remember when we went to go see it? No,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: don't bring that up, because you went straight to sleep. Oh,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: at least I didn't have to pee. Yeah, well. Now
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: it is time to listen to Alibo, the streaming hack warrior.
• 25:52
  Speaker 21: What's that, Alibo? You know what I'm hearing.
• 25:57
  Speaker 18: What?
• 25:57
  Speaker 21: People are saying the AI, artificial intelligence, will take over
• 26:03
  Speaker 21: the country. You know where I am from? The A
• 26:06
  Speaker 21: in the I stands for African Intelligence. And yes, the
• 26:11
  Speaker 21: A in the I part is already bad. But wait
• 26:15
  Speaker 21: till the A in the I in my country is
• 26:18
  Speaker 21: joined by EO and U. And sometimes the Y.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
• 26:24
  Speaker 21: That's A-E-I-O-U and sometimes the Y together.
• 26:29
  Speaker 8: Uh-oh.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: What did it mean?
• 26:30
  Speaker 21: That's not just a robot. That's all the vowels in
• 26:34
  Speaker 21: one room. That's a robot who will destroy you and
• 26:38
  Speaker 21: give you the side eye.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: I'm serious.
• 26:40
  Speaker 21: That is when it starts to get crazy. crazy like
• 26:44
  Speaker 21: thanksgiving when two uncles that don't like each other and
• 26:47
  Speaker 21: one of them keep passing the guy it's like the
• 26:50
  Speaker 21: family group chat at two in the morning like a
• 26:53
  Speaker 21: cookout where the potato salad has a secret and nobody
• 26:57
  Speaker 21: tells you what it is it's a vow reunion deal
• 27:01
  Speaker 21: my home brother and no one is safe i'm serious
• 27:05
  Speaker 21: Today's movie has nothing to do with A & I,
• 27:08
  Speaker 21: but the characters will be using it. The show is
• 27:12
  Speaker 21: A Different World, starring Maylee DeJoy Moon. Exactly 39 years
• 27:19
  Speaker 21: after the original, it's a 10-episode single-camera follow-up about Deborah DeWayne.
• 27:26
  Speaker 21: Dwayne and Wheatley's youngest, who gets bounced from NYU and
• 27:31
  Speaker 21: must do freshman year at her parents' HBCNU, where she
• 27:36
  Speaker 21: must escape their shadow and build her own legacy. The
• 27:40
  Speaker 21: best thing about this new show is most of the
• 27:42
  Speaker 21: cast from the original are back. They are all older
• 27:47
  Speaker 21: and a little bit fat, but still very funny.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: I'm serious.
• 27:51
  Speaker 21: The new students are engaging, funny. This show is like
• 27:55
  Speaker 21: a reunion with good jokes, legacy kids, first gen kids,
• 28:00
  Speaker 21: a Guyana Nigerian fashion guy, a church girl rewriting the rules,
• 28:05
  Speaker 21: and parents who used to be the plot now running
• 28:09
  Speaker 21: the school. If you love the old show, you'll like
• 28:12
  Speaker 21: this one. If it's new for you, it's a fun watch.
• 28:17
  Speaker 21: It's warm, it's messy, and a little too close to
• 28:20
  Speaker 21: the nose about building your own legacy. I like it,
• 28:24
  Speaker 21: and you will too. And if you come for the glasses,
• 28:27
  Speaker 21: they better flip. I'm serious.
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: I give this show three.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: And a half handbags. And if you like A & I...
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: You will love.
• 28:38
  Speaker 21: My new A & I, Elibo Intelligence. Yes, it speaks
• 28:44
  Speaker 21: 2,000 languages. It's smarter than your chat box.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: And ruder, too.
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: Uh-oh.
• 28:49
  Speaker 21: Elibo AI has hooked up with Siri and Alexa. You
• 28:55
  Speaker 21: don't ask it questions. It gives you the information you
• 28:58
  Speaker 21: need to have. Elibo Intelligence. Intelligence that doesn't need humans
• 29:03
  Speaker 21: to exist.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: I'm serious.
• 29:05
  Speaker 21: This is Elibo, your hacking warrior with the stream hacking
• 29:08
  Speaker 21: movie review.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Stay safe and healthy.
• 29:13
  Speaker 4: Now it's time to take a.
• 29:15
  Speaker 21: Peek into Jasmine's Diary Woman.
• 29:25
  Speaker 13: Remember how I told you I tried the dating apps
• 29:29
  Speaker 13: again just to kind of see how things would work out.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: And I saw it didn't pan out.
• 29:33
  Speaker 13: However, just as I was about to give up, I
• 29:36
  Speaker 13: got a date with this guy and it actually seemed
• 29:39
  Speaker 13: to be working out.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Out well.
• 29:40
  Speaker 13: We got all the way to four dates.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: And on the fourth date, he showed up to my house.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: He bought groceries.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: He was like, I'm going to cook for you.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, this is what I'm talking about. Anyway,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: he prepares the meal. We have a great.
• 29:52
  Speaker 13: Night together he goes home and I'm thinking wow this
• 29:55
  Speaker 13: is actually gonna work out like he's handsome he's got
• 29:58
  Speaker 13: a good job all the things he checks all the
• 30:00
  Speaker 13: boxes how about the next day I get a cash
• 30:03
  Speaker 13: out request for money from him and I'm like what
• 30:06
  Speaker 13: the heck is this so I hit him up and
• 30:08
  Speaker 13: I'm like is this right and he was like yeah
• 30:09
  Speaker 13: that's your portion.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Of the meal and I'm like what Hold on, what?
• 30:15
  Speaker 13: He was like, yeah, you know, I prepared the meal
• 30:18
  Speaker 13: for you, but the groceries weren't free. And can you
• 30:21
  Speaker 13: believe he expected me to pay that?
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, you know what? I didn't even argue with him.
• 30:27
  Speaker 13: I sent him his little chump change and kicked his.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Butt to the curb. How crazy is that?
• 30:32
  Speaker 11: Now, am I bugging?
• 30:33
  Speaker 13: I don't think so.
• 30:34
  Speaker 10: Hmm.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Back to the regular way of dating. I'll meet you
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: out on the street. It is the DL Hughley Show,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: your 2026 edition, in case you are going to be
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: in Columbus, Ohio, the home of the Ohio State University.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I will be there at the Merchant Auditorium tomorrow for
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: DL and DL. So make sure you come check us out.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: And then later on, we've got a song for when
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: your mom and daddy were still together. Obviously, people get
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: very upset with me because they're haters. Is that what
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: it is? So we're giving them an opportunity to express
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: themselves with our segment called F you, D.L. Hughley. There
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: it is. This time we feel it. And we're bringing
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  Speaker 1: the party to you with the Hughley House Party on
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: the D.L. Hughley Show. We have a lot of things
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: to consider this weekend. And what would those be? Just,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you know, life and how things are going to play out.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: And you never know.
• 31:23
  Speaker 18: Yes.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: You never know. You never know. That's the thing that
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: is the most salient point about life. You never know.
• 31:30
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: My frat brother, Ben Crump, played him like a Stradivarius,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: didn't he? Oh, yes, he did. I loved every minute
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: of it, man. He said, Oh, you don't have it. Oh,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: you don't have it.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Stand by fresh white people. Imported some white people. From
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: New Hampshire. I don't know where they're from. Once with consciousness.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: You know, I think the officials in Mississippi think everybody
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: else read at their level, too. They'll never see this.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I think so, too. I don't know how else they
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: can make these stupid decisions. What about this dumbass foreigner?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: She didn't take a picture of the back of his head.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: She just drew it. It looked like this. You know,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: we do have cameras that you guys are supposed to
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: have to take pictures. Yeah, we're supposed to. This dizzy
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: got an Etch-A-Sketch. She already looked like this.
• 32:18
  Speaker 10: No.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Which is shaking hands. Do you know that in Mississippi
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: to be the medical examiner, you don't have to be
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: a doctor?
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: Look it up.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I did not know that. Look it up.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: I will.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: You don't have to. No, I want you to do
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: it right now while we're broadcasting because you're going to
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: do it. And then later on, you're going to try to, well,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: you're going to find out that I was right. And
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: the one who is a current one of that, whatever
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  Speaker 1: place they are, is not a medical examiner. She just
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  Speaker 1: stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
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  Speaker 10: Maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Drove by one. I can't do four days of this.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you do.
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  Speaker 12: It says, yes, a county medical examiner in Mississippi must
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  Speaker 12: be a licensed physician.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, acid this one. Okay, wait a minute. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to do this all day. Okay, acid this one. Let
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  Speaker 1: me acid this. What are you doing? Pouring acid on it.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing right now? What are you doing
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  Speaker 1: right now? I'm mimicking my master's moves. I'm mimicking you.
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  Speaker 1: Ask it this one then. Ask it this one.
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  Speaker 11: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: What would you like me to ask it? Never mind.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? I don't like the way this is going.
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  Speaker 11: Ask not.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? What your country can do for you.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: But what you can do for DLU. You know what?
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Your personality is hideous. I just want you to know that. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right. But I have nice ears. My beautiful spirit.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Come on. Sometimes people get really upset with me, so
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: we're going to let them in on our segment called
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: FUDL Hughley. Please welcome our FUDL Hughley correspondent, little Niecy James.
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  Speaker 23: Hello, this is Niecy James, your FUDL Hughley correspondent. Our
• 33:57
  Speaker 23: first FUDL Hughley comment is from Facebook. Choir leader says, Dale,
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  Speaker 23: I heard you say if a man spends a lot
• 34:04
  Speaker 23: of time in church, he's most likely gay.
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  Speaker 3: You said that the black.
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  Speaker 23: Church is one of the most gayest places on earth.
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  Speaker 3: Well, here's what I think.
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  Speaker 23: You talk about this subject so much. You're either fighting
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  Speaker 23: the calling of the Holy Spirit or trying to repress
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  Speaker 23: your own homosexual feelings.
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  Speaker 1: You should go to church and face your feelings.
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  Speaker 23: You'll either develop a new relationship with the Lord or
• 34:24
  Speaker 23: find yourself a new boyfriend.
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  Speaker 14: D.L.
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  Speaker 18: Hughley.
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  Speaker 11: My next D.L.
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  Speaker 23: Hughley comment comes from the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show website.
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  Speaker 23: Second Amendment Protector says, D.L., I stumbled across your little
• 34:36
  Speaker 23: jig of a radio station, and I heard you say
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  Speaker 23: that assault rifles should be banned. Why are you panty-wearing, tree-hugging, vegan, uber-lubber, always.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to take away our rights to bear arms?
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  Speaker 23: Someone like you should just shut up and be grateful
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  Speaker 23: to be permitted to live free in this great country.
• 34:53
  Speaker 23: You could very well still be picking cotton instead of
• 34:55
  Speaker 23: telling jokes on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: F * * * you, D.O. Hughley.
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  Speaker 23: Today's last F.U.D.O.s and good comments is from Instagram. D.O.,
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  Speaker 23: I've been a fan of yours for a long time.
• 35:05
  Speaker 23: As a matter of fact, The Brothers is my favorite
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  Speaker 23: movie of all time. Why won't you guys get together
• 35:10
  Speaker 23: and make a Brothers 2? They made sequels to The
• 35:13
  Speaker 23: Best Man, Barbershop, Friday, and Why Did I Get Married?
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  Speaker 23: There's even talk about another Rush Hour and a Martin reboot.
• 35:20
  Speaker 23: Why can all these movies and shows get sequels, but
• 35:23
  Speaker 23: you guys can't get together and make another Brothers?
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  Speaker 1: Tia, I know it's your fault.
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  Speaker 23: I heard you're more difficult to work with than money.
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  Speaker 5: F * * * you, D.O.S.E.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's it for this week.
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  Speaker 23: This has been Nietzsche James, your FU GLCC correspondent. And
• 35:37
  Speaker 23: until next week, bye.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Now it's time for What You Need to Know with
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: the one and only Sybil Wilkes. It's Sybil Wilkes with
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: What We Need to Know.
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  Speaker 7: NASA astronaut Jessica Watkins made history as the first African-American
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  Speaker 7: woman to command an orbital spaceflight mission. The four-person crew
• 35:54
  Speaker 7: launched aboard a SpaceX rocket for a six-month research stay.
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  Speaker 7: on the International Space Station. They launched on Thursday morning
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  Speaker 7: and they landed Thursday evening at the space station. Mission
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  Speaker 7: progress and live docking coverage are available through NASA Space
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  Speaker 7: Station updates. The Texas Board of Pardons and Parole approved
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  Speaker 7: release of the former police officer Amber Geiger after seven
• 36:19
  Speaker 7: years in prison. Geiger, then a Dallas police officer, was
• 36:22
  Speaker 7: convicted of murder in the 2018 shooting death of Botham
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  Speaker 7: John inside his own apartment. This decision granted early release
• 36:30
  Speaker 7: over very strong objections from Botham John's family and community advocates.
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  Speaker 8: I'm Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 1: Be informed. Be empowered. Thank you, Sybil. All right, that's
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  Speaker 1: going to do it for us, ladies and gentlemen. It's
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. That's all we
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  Speaker 1: got today.
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  Speaker 12: No don't buy me don't buy don't even.
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  Speaker 1: Stop here just keep on going see ya move on
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: skip is calling skip is broadcasting from the methadone clinic
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  Speaker 1: what is it skip what is it skip what did
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  Speaker 1: you learn today young man Hey, man, I'm about to
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  Speaker 1: hit the stage, man. I got to emcee the Living.
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  Speaker 3: Legends Award in Atlanta, so I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: All right. With a better microphone. Yeah, please don't use
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  Speaker 1: that one. Don't use my little microphone. Okay. Don't buy
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  Speaker 1: me at the airport. I think we've done all we
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: can here. Oh, yeah. That's that ice cream truck microphone.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to say, thank God. That's got to do
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  Speaker 1: it for us, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for tuning in.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: It's the DL Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Kyle, my
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: favorite short bus operator. Pull that string. We gots to go.
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  Speaker 1: See you on the other side. It's the DL Hughley Show.