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- 0:04It is with the utmost pleasure that I am welcoming
- 0:07back a friend of the show, medieval historian
- 0:09Professor Nicholas Morton from Nottingham Trent
- 0:12University, author of many, many fantastic books,
- 0:15although the one we will really have in our crosshairs
- 0:18today is called The Mongol Storm, Breaking Empires
- 0:22in the Medieval Near East. Professor Morton,
- 0:25Nick, welcome to the show. Thank you so much.
- 0:27It's great to be back with you. Now, last time
- 0:30you were on... We were tackling the feverish
- 0:32action pact, but at times also surprisingly cordial
- 0:36history of the Crusades. So talking about the
- 0:40Mongol invasions all of a sudden must feel like
- 0:42a big sudden thematic switcheroo. But that's
- 0:46actually not at all the case, as we will find
- 0:48out. Not only are we staying in the same region,
- 0:51the Near East, and at roughly the same time,
- 0:54but in many ways, this is a direct sequel to
- 0:57the story of the Crusades. By the way, if you
- 1:00haven't listened to those two episodes, I demand
- 1:02you hit pause on this one right now and come
- 1:05back after you've done so, because you will seriously
- 1:07regret it otherwise. Yes, yes. All right, Professor,
- 1:12so much stuff to talk to. But when reading the
- 1:14opening chapter of your amazing book, which is
- 1:18kind of an overview of the region on the eve
- 1:21of the Mongol invasions, the first thing that
- 1:24struck me could be summarized in a single...
- 1:27Quite unexpected word, and that's diversity.
- 1:30So the lands of the Near East were many things,
- 1:33but what they were quite obviously not were some
- 1:36sort of monocultural, homogeneous, perfectly
- 1:39defined ethnic states. It wasn't one distinct
- 1:43civilization pitted against another civilization.
- 1:47So before the boogeyman makes his way over, what
- 1:52was the political... situation in the region
- 1:54like? Could you set the stage a little bit for
- 1:57us? Yeah, and this is why I find this period
- 2:01and this topic so interesting. It's because it
- 2:04is so complex. Across the Middle East, you've
- 2:07got the Byzantine Empire, and that's basically
- 2:11just a continuation of the Eastern Roman Empire.
- 2:15You've got the Iubid Empire, ruled by Saladin's
- 2:20descendants. You've got the Abbasid Caliphate,
- 2:23the main authority for Sunni Islam in Baghdad.
- 2:29You have the Anatolian Seljuks in Central and
- 2:32Eastern Turkey, as it would be today, which is
- 2:35a state that has survived from the great Seljuk
- 2:39invasions out of Central Asia in the 11th century.
- 2:43You've got the Christian Armenians in Greater
- 2:46Armenia. and also in what today be south of southern
- 2:50central turkey in silesia you have the crusader
- 2:54states which were created by the first crusade
- 2:57and they're still there clinging on to the coastline
- 3:00of the eastern mediterranean And this is only
- 3:03a starting point. We've got Bedouin groups. We've
- 3:05got Kurds. We've got Turkmen. There's so many
- 3:09different peoples across the Middle East. And
- 3:11they've all got different cultures. And they've
- 3:13all got different friends and enemies and allies
- 3:16and grudges. And they've all got different cultures
- 3:19and food and technologies and ideas and spiritualities.
- 3:24And they're all busy fighting each other, conducting
- 3:28diplomacy. trading, exchanging ideas in a very
- 3:32small space. It's a fascinating period and it
- 3:35definitely is a gift to a historian because you've
- 3:38got so much you can bring out. But again, this
- 3:40is not like this classical image that we have
- 3:45one religion against another, like Christianity
- 3:49against Islam. Yeah, so it's fairly common when
- 3:55you sort of... talk to people sort of test what's
- 3:58common knowledge about the middle east in this
- 4:00era to think that we're talking about an environment
- 4:04where you have a map with two halves a christian
- 4:07half and a muslim half and they fight that would
- 4:10almost be sort of the classic way in which it's
- 4:12presented or certainly the way it's talked about
- 4:14but it's it's very very inaccurate um you should
- 4:18imagine instead of patchwork of different states
- 4:22all of which have their own different identities
- 4:24and their own different ideas. Yes, there are
- 4:28Christian states and there are Muslim states,
- 4:30but there are plenty of alliances between them.
- 4:32And there are plenty of occasions when you have
- 4:35armies on one side of the battlefield, including
- 4:38Christians and Muslims, and armies on the other
- 4:40side of the battlefield, including Christians
- 4:43and Muslims. And the causes of war are incredibly
- 4:46complex. Yes, holy war can be a cause of war.
- 4:50whether that's Christian holy war or Islamic.
- 4:53But also you've got competition over grazing
- 4:56lands, competition over trade routes, wars over
- 5:00cities, dynasties fighting other dynasties for
- 5:03power, both within their enemies, their empires
- 5:06and against their enemies. You've got individuals
- 5:08and their grudges or friendships. The causes
- 5:11of war are incredibly complex. And I think that...
- 5:16again that's what makes the area so fascinating
- 5:18it's got so many layers and it's messy and i've
- 5:23always liked messy history because human beings
- 5:26are messy amen everything we do is messy we create
- 5:29mess and so if if you read history and it feels
- 5:32too tidy you should probably be concerned about
- 5:36it uh i'm really grateful you can't see the rest
- 5:39of my room right now because it's extremely messy
- 5:41as well uh by the way so sometimes you're gonna
- 5:44have like a Christian power, let's say Byzantium,
- 5:47allied themselves with like an Islamic power
- 5:51against another Christian power. That's not unusual
- 5:54in that period and at that time. It can happen.
- 5:57I mean, so for example, the Byzantines hire large
- 6:00numbers of Turkish warriors to fight in their
- 6:03various campaigns, sometimes against Western
- 6:06Europeans, sometimes against other opponents.
- 6:08It's very common. The Crusader States, so that...
- 6:12territories created by the first crusade again
- 6:14they ally at times with neighboring muslim powers
- 6:18it's not uncommon either against other muslim
- 6:21powers or against other opponents and of course
- 6:25this is all as you say before the mongols arrive
- 6:28and of course when the mongols arrive changes
- 6:32everything and you have plenty of occasions where
- 6:34people try to sort of form alliances to try and
- 6:37deal with this new threat and the new sort of
- 6:39environment it creates. I was just about to say,
- 6:42this already sounds like a demented round of
- 6:46that board game called Risk that we used to play.
- 6:50And to complicate matters even further, the Mongols
- 6:53are going to arrive pretty soon. But just to
- 6:55establish a timeline, when exactly, we're not
- 6:57going to go into it in detail right now, but
- 6:59when exactly do the Mongols appear at the borders
- 7:02of this region? Okay, so... I'll tell you the
- 7:06story. The Mongols didn't attack the Middle East
- 7:11first. Their initial growth was within Mongolia
- 7:15itself, which is to the north of China. And Chinggis
- 7:19Khan... Genghis Khan, as he's sometimes known,
- 7:21his first campaigns were against, as you might
- 7:24expect, neighbouring groups within Mongolia and
- 7:28its immediate surroundings. And he spent a lot
- 7:30of his career just trying to build up a basic
- 7:32sort of unit for himself, fighting against various
- 7:35different rivals and opponents. Then he waged
- 7:39war, devastating war, into northern China, much
- 7:44of which he conquered. as well as other surrounding
- 7:47territories. And so by the time the Mongols first
- 7:50reach the outskirts of, or even head in the direction
- 7:53of the Middle East, they're already fairly well
- 7:56established. And China's been their major sort
- 7:59of goal outside Mongolia to begin with. But the
- 8:05story goes like this, and it's not an easy story
- 8:09because it's got loose ends. But as much as we
- 8:12know, it goes like this. There is a border town
- 8:16in Central Asia where the steppe region reaches
- 8:20the north of what is ultimately sort of Persia
- 8:23further south. And there's a border town called
- 8:26Uttra. And a group of Mongol merchants reached
- 8:32Uttra in order to trade their various goods from
- 8:37the Central Asian steppe region. And for reasons
- 8:40that aren't quite clear. the town governor called
- 8:45Inalchuk arrested all of them. Now, the obvious
- 8:50question to ask is why? We don't know. People
- 8:53have speculated perhaps the Mongols were considered
- 8:57to be spying, or perhaps there was some kind
- 9:00of disagreement in the marketplace. It's not
- 9:03really clear, but they were arrested. So then
- 9:07Inalchuk He is the governor of the town, and
- 9:10the town itself is part of a much broader empire
- 9:12centered in Persia, that's modern -day Iran,
- 9:15called the Khwarezmian Empire. And he sent back
- 9:20reports of his arrest to the Khwarezmian sultan,
- 9:24and basically said, what shall I do with these
- 9:27people? I arrested them, what next? And the sultan's
- 9:31instructions were very striking. Execute all
- 9:35of them. Now, again, that's an extreme action.
- 9:39And again, we don't know why. But Inalchuk duly
- 9:45carried out his instructions and he killed all
- 9:49the Mongol merchants, except that he didn't.
- 9:51He missed one. And according to the reports,
- 9:56there was one Indian merchant attached to the
- 9:59Mongol caravan that got away. and got back to
- 10:03Chinggis Khan. And you can imagine what his reaction
- 10:06would have been. So a few months later, a massive
- 10:11Mongol invasion army appears outside Uttara.
- 10:14Uttara falls fairly rapidly. And Inalchuk is
- 10:18executed in a particularly brutal way by having
- 10:21molten metal. Oh my God, that's some Game of
- 10:23Thrones stuff right there. I'm not a great Game
- 10:26of Thrones fan, but I think I have seen that
- 10:28episode. I think one of the characters is executed
- 10:30that way in one of the early seasons. Is that
- 10:32right? Okay. But yeah, so it's a particularly
- 10:36brutal way to execute someone. And from that
- 10:39point, the Mongols then gather together all the
- 10:42able -bodied people of Uttara and then force
- 10:46them to march to the next nearest city. where
- 10:50the mongols drive all these people ahead of their
- 10:52assault troops so the defenders of this city
- 10:55pour their arrow fire and their catapult ammunition
- 10:58onto all these people who are being herded ahead
- 11:01of the mongol army they're all killed But that
- 11:04wastes their ammunition. So when the ammunition
- 11:06is gone, the Mongols send in their actual troops.
- 11:08And then they do the same thing again. So this
- 11:11sort of Operation Human Shield kind of a thing.
- 11:13Yeah, it's incredibly brutal, but it's very effective.
- 11:17And with this, the Mongols then advance into
- 11:20the borders of the Khwarazmian Empire and take
- 11:22the eastern part of it. But they send a column
- 11:25because the Mongols have a practice, which is
- 11:29that when they attack and seize an empire, they
- 11:32always hunt down. the ruling family. It's something
- 11:35they do as a matter of course. So they send a
- 11:38flying column of about 20 ,000 troops to hunt
- 11:41down the Khwarazmian ruler. Well, they never
- 11:44find him. In the process of searching for him,
- 11:47this force goes south of the Caspian Sea and
- 11:50then up through the Caucasus, that's modern day
- 11:53Armenia and Georgia and Azerbaijan, that sort
- 11:56of area. And in doing so, that dramatically draws
- 11:59the local people's attention to the fact that
- 12:02there is now a very, very significant threat
- 12:05on their far eastern borders. And this is when
- 12:09people start to worry in the Middle East. This
- 12:11flying column arrives in 1220, 1221, but this
- 12:15is the trigger. Once this happens, they know
- 12:17there's something very big that's about to happen.
- 12:20Basically, at that point, the Khwarazmian Empire
- 12:21collapsed. just like that, even though it was
- 12:24a huge regional, a sophisticated regional powerhouse,
- 12:28so to speak. The eastern and central districts
- 12:30did, yes. Some of its western districts survived
- 12:34for a bit at least. But what's interesting is
- 12:38that while all this is going on, of course, the
- 12:41Middle East isn't standing still and doing nothing.
- 12:44There's lots of other things going on in the
- 12:47Middle East at this time. And one of those things
- 12:49is there's a crusade going on in Egypt. The Fifth
- 12:53Crusade. And the Fifth Crusade is fairly straightforward.
- 12:57It's a campaign seeking to take Egypt because
- 13:02the Crusaders know that Egypt is the agricultural
- 13:05and commercial powerhouse of the Middle East.
- 13:08So the idea is take Egypt and then with Egypt
- 13:12under the Crusaders' control, that will guarantee
- 13:16the permanent reconquest of Jerusalem. That's
- 13:20what they're trying to do. But while they're
- 13:23conducting this campaign, rumors begin to filter
- 13:27in of some distant enemy who's waging war. Let's
- 13:32hit pause here just for a second, because we're
- 13:35definitely going to talk about this later. But
- 13:37I want to talk just a little bit about the Mongols
- 13:39first. Now, a fascinating aspect of their culture
- 13:43that keeps getting referenced in your book that
- 13:46I want to understand a bit better is their belief
- 13:48that their conquests are mandated by what they
- 13:51call the eternal heavens. So can you tell us
- 13:55a bit more about this belief system? Okay, so
- 13:58the Mongols have a very rich spiritual life.
- 14:01They see the landscape as very much infused with
- 14:05spirituality. So where a different culture might
- 14:08see... mountains, hills, a river. The Mongols
- 14:13might see the mountains where the jinn live,
- 14:16the evil spirits, or a river that's full of,
- 14:19again, full of spirits and full of spiritual
- 14:23entities. So when you drink from running water
- 14:27or wash your clothes, you have to be very careful
- 14:29so that you appease the spirits. So the landscape
- 14:32is infused with spirituality, but also the sky.
- 14:38Now, people have compared the eternal sky or
- 14:42Tengri to a god. But in fact, people, some of
- 14:47the experts on this subject have queried this.
- 14:49It's more a sort of spiritual force in the sky.
- 14:53And Chinggis Khan, so the stories go, felt that
- 14:58he had received a mandate from the eternal sky
- 15:02for planetary conquest. Everything. the entire
- 15:08human species. Now, there is a historical debate
- 15:12around this. Some historians say that actually
- 15:14this ideology, this belief, didn't really come
- 15:18out in its fullness until under Chinggis Khan's
- 15:21heirs. Some people think it was Chinggis Khan
- 15:23himself who pioneered this view. But the point
- 15:27is this. The Mongols feel that the entire world
- 15:30is theirs by right. And we know they didn't conquer
- 15:35the world in... looking at looking back at things
- 15:38from the 21st century but i can't stress this
- 15:41clearly enough to someone living in the 1220s
- 15:451230s or even as late as the 1260s it is by no
- 15:48means clear that this is false because if the
- 15:51mongols are conquering everywhere year after
- 15:53year and no one can stop them maybe it's right
- 15:57maybe this was right all along because it's vindicated
- 16:00by perpetual success. Would you say that this
- 16:03theology, this mandate from eternal heavens of
- 16:07theirs, that this is what ultimately drove them
- 16:10to burst out of the steppe and just keep on conquering
- 16:13without really turning back, more so than any
- 16:15kind of actual material need for land and plunder?
- 16:19It's very difficult to say. There have been various...
- 16:24The Mongols aren't the first steppe empire to
- 16:27have an idea of the eternal sky. of a mandate
- 16:32to rule the world. This has come up with previous
- 16:34steppe cultures. And as I'm sure that listeners
- 16:38are aware, there have been all sorts of steppe
- 16:40invasions into Western Europe, the Muslim world,
- 16:43and China. That's why the Chinese have all the
- 16:46various different great walls of China across
- 16:49history, to keep the nomads out. And several
- 16:53of these nomadic cultures have been driven by
- 16:56an idea of world conquest. So this isn't entirely
- 16:59new. It's just the most dramatic expression of
- 17:02that because the Mongols do conquer so very much.
- 17:06But it has happened before. I think there's another
- 17:09factor at work here too, which is that the way
- 17:12Chinggis Khan assembles his empire, his model
- 17:17is really rather sort of expand or die. He expands,
- 17:21he conquers a territory. If he likes the people
- 17:25who he's conquered, he will force the warriors
- 17:27from the conquered civilization to join his army,
- 17:31and the ruling elite will be killed. And on he
- 17:35goes. But that creates a dynamo that goes round
- 17:38and round and round, but it depends on ongoing
- 17:40conquest. He's not necessarily paying his troops.
- 17:44Yes, they're joining him out of a sense of loyalty
- 17:47and oaths and obligation, but also they're maintaining
- 17:50themselves. by liquefying the wealth of all the
- 17:53empires they conquer. And once you've started
- 17:56on that kind of treadmill, it's very hard to
- 17:59get off. So expansion is not just an early phase
- 18:04of the Mongol Empire. It's part of the basic
- 18:07model of the Mongol Empire. It does, it does.
- 18:09If that makes sense. If you were a betting man,
- 18:11would you say that even if the sultan of the
- 18:14Qarmazian Empire didn't make this colossal mistake,
- 18:21opening uh of any chess uh move of all time that
- 18:26even if he didn't do that that uh the mongols
- 18:29would attack his empire yeah so i think as a
- 18:33sort of as a professional historian i should
- 18:36say we can't possibly know um but yeah okay yeah
- 18:42almost certainly the mongols right being stopped
- 18:47Another thing that helps them propel out is this
- 18:51ingenious method of moving around fast. And we're
- 18:53not just talking about their armies, but of entire
- 18:55cities. I found this really fascinating reading
- 18:59your book. Western traders and emissaries that
- 19:01visit the Mongols often report on these astonishing
- 19:04wagon cities. Apparently, the Mongols would sometimes
- 19:07clear out an entire hill to make space for these
- 19:11huge mobile encampments, which is... Pretty crazy
- 19:15if you think about it. No, it's fascinating.
- 19:18And it's sad in a way because it's a site that
- 19:22we've lost. It just doesn't exist in the 21st
- 19:26century. Of course, if you go to Mongolia, you
- 19:29can still see the famous Mongol yurts, their
- 19:32tents. But I think the main thing to get your
- 19:36head around is the sheer scale. of these cities
- 19:41and indeed of their wagons the mongols as you
- 19:43say move from region to region on mobile wagon
- 19:47cities tens of thousands of wagons and the cities
- 19:53are so large that some emissaries reported it
- 19:58taking two or three days to go from one side
- 20:01to the other so if this isn't just a city it's
- 20:05a landscape filled with tents and people and
- 20:10animals and it's not a sort of chaotic assortment
- 20:13of tents there's a strict layout for the way
- 20:16that the tents should be organized both within
- 20:19families but across the entire sort of uh civilization
- 20:24that's moving with the elites at the center and
- 20:27then the elite men's wives tents in prestige
- 20:31order and behind them the concubines tents and
- 20:34behind them the bodyguards tents so it's strictly
- 20:37organized Mongol society is really quite complex.
- 20:41And then you've got beyond the tents themselves,
- 20:44you have an even wider space filled with the
- 20:48Mongols' herds and flocks and all the animals
- 20:51that make up the basic building blocks of Mongol
- 20:55society, really. But just the sight of that must
- 20:58have been astonishing. And the actual tents themselves,
- 21:03well, the original tents would have been quite
- 21:05simple affairs made from... the Mongols' actual
- 21:08animals, the tents would have been quite small.
- 21:10But as the Mongol Empire grows, the tents become
- 21:15huge until you've got tents that can accommodate
- 21:18two or three thousand people in one tent. So
- 21:21yes, in the early Mongol Empire, you can imagine
- 21:25sort of quite sort of small traditional tents.
- 21:27But when the Mongols start conquering empires
- 21:29that can supply and almost limit this quantity
- 21:32of silk and brocade and expensive textiles, the
- 21:36mongols use those and creating massive palatial
- 21:40tents at the center of their empire and just
- 21:42the sight of that must have been astonishing
- 21:45what's definitely evident from mogul's conquest
- 21:47is their willingness to use terror as a method
- 21:51of subjugation for example during our conversation
- 21:54about the crusades we talked about how when the
- 21:56crusaders first conquered jerusalem they massacred
- 21:59everyone inside the city without giving it a
- 22:02second thought so this is definitely not some
- 22:04sort of a delicate rosy world we're talking about
- 22:07here and yet despite that and even in the context
- 22:10of these brutal times contemporary sources make
- 22:14it seem that the mongols were on another level
- 22:17here is that accurate to say the mongols in sort
- 22:22of media going back for hundreds of years have
- 22:25often been presented as being well the word that's
- 22:27often associated with him is sort of the barbarian
- 22:30horde something like that this is inaccurate
- 22:33it's inaccurate because it underestimates the
- 22:37sheer complexity and organization of the mongol
- 22:40empire they're not a sort of uncontrollable mass.
- 22:45They're very strictly organized. But the violence
- 22:49is definitely there. So when the Mongols conquer
- 22:53a region, we have reports, for example, that
- 22:56when they kill a thousand people in, say, a village
- 22:59or a town, they'll put a spear in that village,
- 23:01one spear for every thousand people they've killed,
- 23:04as a warning to others. So they know what they're
- 23:06doing. This is to show this is how extensively
- 23:09we can kill people. And to give another story,
- 23:13the Mongols were besieging a castle, a stronghold
- 23:19in Khorasan, which is just to the northern part
- 23:22of Persia, as it was then. And one of the defenders
- 23:27from the castle shot one of Chinggis Khan's family
- 23:31members with a crossbow and killed him from the
- 23:33castle walls. Now, to the Mongols' eyes, this
- 23:38is... beyond unacceptable. And of course, there's
- 23:42no sort of recognition. Well, he was attacking
- 23:44the castle, so it's not altogether surprising
- 23:46someone would shoot him. This story's not going
- 23:48to have a good end. A member of the imperial
- 23:50dynasty has been killed. The Mongols kill the
- 23:53entire garrison. And then everyone in the area.
- 23:57And then all the animals in the area. And then
- 24:00all the birds in the area. So complete destruction,
- 24:04not just of human life, but all life. Just to
- 24:08make the point, this is never going to happen
- 24:10again. So the Mongols can be exceptionally brutal.
- 24:14And perhaps the most well -known Mongol massacre
- 24:17took place in 1258, when the Mongols besieged
- 24:22and sacked Baghdad with, again, vast loss of
- 24:27life. But the point to make here is, again, this
- 24:32isn't a case of a barbarian horde crossing the
- 24:35walls and then running crazy across the city
- 24:38the city was systematically divided into sectors
- 24:41each mongol commander was given a sector which
- 24:45it was his job to deal with should we say so
- 24:50this is highly systemized killing i'm not playing
- 24:53down the body count or the brutality and the
- 24:56violence of it but it's highly controlled and
- 24:59that of course makes the mongols even more uh
- 25:02fearsome to their opponents there's this being
- 25:06thrown around quite often that one hears, that
- 25:09the Mongol invasions reduced the world's population
- 25:12by 5 % to 10%, which seems a little bit exaggerated,
- 25:17but you tell me. Yeah, you hear these various
- 25:21figures being given. I've got a problem with
- 25:25it because, quite honestly, in order to calculate
- 25:28that, you'd have to know what the global population
- 25:30is at this time, and we don't know. We don't
- 25:34know how big the population was in, say, Central
- 25:37America and Latin America and North America.
- 25:40We don't really know what the population was
- 25:42in Northern Europe or Africa. So how can we establish
- 25:45what percentage the Mongols killed? It's difficult
- 25:49to calculate the Mongols' destructiveness themselves.
- 25:52Yes, in some cases, they were very destructive.
- 25:56And in other places, there weren't. One of the
- 25:59key factors for the Mongols was... They weren't
- 26:04intent on killing. They killed a lot of people,
- 26:07but that wasn't necessarily inevitable. So when
- 26:10the Mongols conquer a region, what they will
- 26:12do beforehand is to send out ambassadors to the
- 26:16area they want to conquer. And those ambassadors
- 26:20offer two choices, but only two. There is no
- 26:24third choice. So option one is to fully submit
- 26:29to the Mongol Empire. And what that means is
- 26:32you say, we are now part of the Mongol Empire.
- 26:35We acknowledge the Mongols are now in control.
- 26:38We acknowledge that the Mongols are true and
- 26:40right when they say that they have a right to
- 26:43rule the entire planet. We will accept Mongol
- 26:46taxation. We will accept Mongol jurisdiction
- 26:49over our own leaders. We will accept, if necessary,
- 26:52a Mongol garrison. So capitulation, basically.
- 26:55If you do that, if you submit, you will be spared.
- 27:00no one will be hurt. If you refuse that demand,
- 27:05things will go a lot less well, shall we say.
- 27:10So the Mongols actually would prefer it if everyone
- 27:14submitted. Who wouldn't? But of course, plenty
- 27:17of people think they can defend their borders
- 27:19and then suffer a massive invasion, and that
- 27:22can be very destructive. But even in areas where
- 27:26the Mongols have thoroughly raided and caused
- 27:28destruction, we're not talking about total depopulation
- 27:32there's always some people left and even baghdad
- 27:35recovers to become a reasonably prosperous city
- 27:38a few decades after the sack of baghdad so even
- 27:42somewhere like that where there is enormous loss
- 27:44of life there is recovery later on um so it's
- 27:48again it's a mixed picture yeah when i was reading
- 27:50your book which reads fantastically by the way
- 27:53really a pleasure to read it This scenario happened
- 27:56over and over again. The Mongol emissary would
- 27:59come and they would be like, hey, submit. We
- 28:01are rulers of the world. And I would just be
- 28:03screaming at the pages. Just submit. What are
- 28:06you doing, bro? Because they already knew that
- 28:08the Mongols just sliced through all of these
- 28:11empires around them like a hot knife through
- 28:13butter, you know. But over and over again, people.
- 28:17seem to make an unreasonable choice. I'm like,
- 28:20don't be proud. Just say yes. Whatever. We're
- 28:23going to get into it. We have to tie the story
- 28:25back where you left off. So as the Khwarezmians
- 28:29fall, like you said, rumors of these massive
- 28:32catastrophic events start to trickle westward.
- 28:35It's important to know that... Westerners at
- 28:37the time had only a very limited understanding
- 28:39of Central and Eastern Asia. For example, you
- 28:43describe in the book how many European emissaries
- 28:45brave enough to venture towards the Mongol lands
- 28:49always totally expect to encounter, I don't know,
- 28:52like flying horses, three -headed people and
- 28:55other fantastical creatures there. That's how
- 28:57much they really knew. trying to fill in the
- 29:01gaps as they were. When Crusader states here
- 29:04that another power is conquering these mighty
- 29:07Muslim empires, they immediately tie these events
- 29:09to a legendary mythical figure that is called
- 29:12Prester John. Would you tell us about him, please?
- 29:16That's right. Okay. So this is one of the most
- 29:21extraordinary dimensions to the early history
- 29:24of the Mongols, at least in the Middle East.
- 29:27which is that when the armies of the Fifth Crusade
- 29:30in Egypt learn of invasions taking place out
- 29:34to the east, as you say, they feel these are
- 29:38the armies of Prester John. Now, a bit of background
- 29:42on Prester John. About 60, 70 years before these
- 29:47events, so the story goes, a Christian priest
- 29:52from somewhere in Eurasia appeared at the papal
- 29:57court and reported that there was an emperor
- 30:01somewhere out to the east called John who controlled
- 30:06a massive Christian empire. And in time, this
- 30:09report becomes enormously elaborated until by
- 30:14the time we get to the origins of the earlier
- 30:18conquests of the Mongols, the conviction is that
- 30:22Prester John, Priest John, is the emperor in
- 30:27the Indies, which isn't necessarily the same
- 30:29as sort of modern day India as we understand
- 30:31it. It's more just sort of an empire that's out
- 30:34there to the east. They have very little idea
- 30:35of where this Indies is, but it's an idea that's
- 30:38in Western Europe at this time. And Prester John
- 30:41rules over an empire of monsters. Yes, you did
- 30:46hear me right. And his empire includes... crags
- 30:51and mountains where the dragons and the dragon
- 30:55masters live again i'm not making this up and
- 30:59off the coast of his empire you have the islands
- 31:02where you can find the fountain of eternal youth
- 31:06so this is a deeply um constructed empire made
- 31:12from a assortment of all sorts of different legends
- 31:16and ideas some of which can be traced all the
- 31:19way back to the roman era for what Western Europeans
- 31:21thought was out there in Central Asia, because
- 31:24of course they didn't know. But when they hear
- 31:27about these invasions by people we would know
- 31:31as the Mongols, it's their conviction that what
- 31:35they're actually hearing is the oncoming army
- 31:38of Chinggis Khan. And so their belief is if they
- 31:43just wait, they actually paused the crusade for
- 31:45about a year. various reasons for doing this
- 31:49but one of them is their belief why fight alone
- 31:53whereas if the crusaders just wait for it for
- 31:56a few months perhaps presto john will arrive
- 31:59with his army they can then join forces and reconquer
- 32:02jerusalem permanently so it's an astonishing
- 32:05mixture of the reality of the mongols advance
- 32:10but then being that being filtered through the
- 32:13myths and legends of the crusaders themselves
- 32:16astonishingly that made me laugh really hard
- 32:18that when the mongols later hear and learn about
- 32:22this belief they immediately use this use this
- 32:24as a ploy telling the french king who's currently
- 32:27crusading in egypt i believe that the khan's
- 32:30own mother is prester john's daughter and they
- 32:33say this despite the fact that they have already
- 32:36completely devastated the very catholic lands
- 32:39of hungary and poland in the meantime i mean
- 32:41in terms of cheekiness these lads are something
- 32:43else, right? Although I believe the Europeans
- 32:45didn't fall for it every time, did they? No,
- 32:48I mean, by the time you get to the mid 13th century,
- 32:50people are pretty aware that the Mongols are
- 32:53not pressed to John, that they are in fact exceptionally
- 32:56dangerous. So yeah, that myth does not last forever.
- 33:01But the Mongols do know how to play quite a sort
- 33:07of... cunning hand in warfare and diplomacy so
- 33:10for example when the Mongols advance into the
- 33:13Christian Caucasus so that's the Caucasus is
- 33:15the area of land between the Black Sea and the
- 33:18Caspian Sea we have a report that the Mongols
- 33:21advanced into the area with crosses in front
- 33:25of their army because of course the local people
- 33:27didn't know who the Mongols were and so the Mongols
- 33:30gave them the impression they're a Christian
- 33:32army they're friends and then just before the
- 33:36Mongols attacked down went the crosses. And so
- 33:39in a sense, it was a kind of surprise attack.
- 33:42But the Mongols do know how to use these sorts
- 33:44of ruses and stratagems in order to gain a military
- 33:48advantage. So another strike against them being
- 33:50this sort of unsophisticated brute, a massive
- 33:54horde that's just kind of swarming towards the
- 33:57west. Yeah, they were able to control the empire
- 34:00from the Pacific coast to the borders of Hungary
- 34:04and Poland. You can't do that without a very
- 34:08high level of sophistication, given the technologies
- 34:11at their disposal. So the violence is there,
- 34:14but they do need to be understood as a highly
- 34:17sophisticated civilization. By the way, why did
- 34:19they, since I'm from Eastern Europe, I do have
- 34:22a stake in this. Why did they stop in Eastern
- 34:24Europe and in the Balkans, I believe? Well, that's
- 34:27a very good question. Because the Mongols in
- 34:301241... 1240, 1241, invaded Poland and then Hungary.
- 34:38And they caused a fair amount of devastation
- 34:41in southern Poland. And they won a major battle
- 34:44at Leibniz. Forgive me if I've mispronounced
- 34:46that. And then they advance in a large body into
- 34:50Hungary, through the Carpathian Mountains, where
- 34:53they inflict a massive defeat on the Hungarian
- 34:56army. And then they spread out and cause enormous...
- 35:00loss of life, which raises the question, why
- 35:03didn't they carry on? Because you've got emissaries
- 35:07being sent by the Pope immediately after these
- 35:10events. There's a very shrewd and intelligent
- 35:14observer called John of Piano Carpini, who's
- 35:17a friar, and he's sent by the Pope to work out
- 35:20what's going on, and if possible, how the Mongols
- 35:23can be stopped. And he comes back basically saying,
- 35:28We can't do it. We lack the strength to do it.
- 35:32And by this stage, the terror of the Mongols
- 35:36has spread to pretty much every part of Christendom.
- 35:40In fact, I haven't heard of Spain being concerned
- 35:42with the Mongols yet, but in time they might
- 35:45be. But just to give an example of the sheer
- 35:48terror of the Mongols, in England, there is a
- 35:53fishing port called Great Yarmouth. And around
- 35:58this time, the fishermen or fishing families
- 36:01of Great Yarmouth, they brought in an enormous
- 36:04catch of herring, which is great for them because
- 36:08it means they can sell the herring and they can
- 36:10buy a few extra things for themselves in the
- 36:12markets. But no one arrived to buy the herring.
- 36:17Normally, northern German or Baltic merchants
- 36:21would arrive to buy the herring and then take
- 36:24it back. to their home countries, but no one
- 36:27arrived. And so one of the more unusual consequences
- 36:30of the Mongol invasions is that the people of
- 36:34Great Yarmouth had to eat a lot of herring that
- 36:36year. But the key point here is that the reason
- 36:39the German and Baltic merchants aren't leaving
- 36:41their homes is because they're worried that if
- 36:43they leave, there'll be no homes for them to
- 36:45come back to. So fear of the Mongol invasion
- 36:49spreads throughout Western Christendom. People
- 36:51are aware that really there's nothing going to
- 36:53stop them. which raises then the question of,
- 36:56well, why didn't the Mongols expand? It wasn't
- 36:59because they had changed their mind. They were
- 37:01fully intended to do it. There are various answers
- 37:07to this. It's not military. It's not about fortress
- 37:11cities and armies. The Mongols can handle those.
- 37:14One theory, which has a fair amount of validity,
- 37:19I think, is it is to do with Hungary and Poland's
- 37:23thick forests. Those thick, deciduous forests
- 37:28of oak and beech. And the problem with forests,
- 37:32if you are a nomadic invader, is that the tree
- 37:36canopy kills off the grass underneath them. And
- 37:40if you are the Mongols, you need grazing for
- 37:44your animals. Mongol society has one weakness,
- 37:46and that weakness is it must graze its animals
- 37:50and that's not just sheep and goats every warrior
- 37:54because mongol horses are so small every mongol
- 37:57warrior needs about eight nine ten horses to
- 38:00change mounts the whole time because he's he's
- 38:03exhausting his horses the whole time and you
- 38:05need additional horses to pull the mongol's wagons
- 38:08and so these vast areas of grassland and western
- 38:12europe or eastern europe central europe and western
- 38:15europe there isn't much grassland anywhere it's
- 38:18so thickly forested so actually the mongols had
- 38:22real difficulty conquering or making much progress
- 38:26into eastern europe because they can't graze
- 38:28their animals it's the same reason they had difficulty
- 38:31in southeast asia as well because they couldn't
- 38:34graze their animals in jungle so it's an environmental
- 38:39factor but it's really important even so I can't
- 38:44help wondering, because Western Europe and Eastern
- 38:46Europe could still produce plenty of food, whether
- 38:48the Mongols could potentially have invaded again.
- 38:52And notably, as a theory put out there, that
- 38:55in around 1260, the Mongols to the north of the
- 39:00Black Sea were marshalling a massive invasion
- 39:03army to begin the conquest of Hungary and Poland,
- 39:08before then pushing into Germany, Holy Roman
- 39:12Empire. Northern Italy and beyond that to France
- 39:15and everywhere, basically. But at a critical
- 39:19moment, the armies to the north of the Black
- 39:23Sea and the armies of the Middle East, rather
- 39:26than invading outwards, turned on each other
- 39:29and fought a massive war against one another.
- 39:32And that really this was the thing that saved
- 39:36Western Europe and indeed other parts of the
- 39:39world, such as North Africa, for example. No
- 39:42reason the Mongols couldn't conquer North Africa,
- 39:43because they were fighting amongst themselves.
- 39:47So it may have been civil war that saved Western
- 39:50Europe and other parts of the world, rather than
- 39:53the defenses of the places that were still unconquered.
- 39:55Wow, talking about a lucky break. By the way,
- 39:57how did Europeans at the time explain this, what
- 40:01must have seemed like a terrifying force of nature,
- 40:05once they realized this is not their old pal,
- 40:07Prester John? They must have thought this must
- 40:11be like the apocalypse or that this is happening
- 40:14because they're sinful and they're not for religious
- 40:18reasons or something. Or did they have also more,
- 40:21how should we put it, pragmatic explanations
- 40:24for what's happening and what this is? They're
- 40:27pragmatic in how they think about how to deal
- 40:30with the Mongols. So, for example, I mentioned
- 40:32John of Piano Carpini, Emissary to the Mongols.
- 40:36Now, he's prepared to look at the Mongols from
- 40:39a spiritual perspective, but he's practical when
- 40:42it comes to how to deal with them. He notices,
- 40:44for example, the Mongols really don't like crossbows.
- 40:48So he suggests that the rulers of Christendom
- 40:52should acquire lots of crossbows. He also admires
- 40:56the way the Mongols structure their armies. So
- 41:00the Mongols structure their armies by having
- 41:02units of 10 soldiers. and then 10 units of 10
- 41:06soldiers under a commander of 100, and then 10
- 41:10commanders of 100 under a commander of 1 ,000,
- 41:12and 10 commanders of 1 ,000 under a commander
- 41:15of 10 ,000, which is called a two -men. And so
- 41:19it's a very complex and rigid structure, but
- 41:22he observes it works quite well. So his practical
- 41:25suggestion is Western Christendom should do as
- 41:28the Mongols do, should structure its armies that
- 41:31way. But you're right. There are lots of people
- 41:34in Western Europe and in Eastern Europe, for
- 41:38that matter, in Byzantium, in the Muslim world,
- 41:43who are trying to come to terms with who the
- 41:46Mongols are. And in many cases, they do reach
- 41:50out for a spiritual explanation. And you're also
- 41:54right that in many cases, this is about our sins,
- 41:58whether the our is... our sins as people in western
- 42:04europe our sins as armenian christians or our
- 42:07sins as muslims and we've actually got accounts
- 42:11in muslim sources or where the mongols are presented
- 42:15exactly in this way as a response to the sinfulness
- 42:19of the faithful but there's another idea which
- 42:23is also very common across multiple civilizations
- 42:26which is that The Mongols are, or are in some
- 42:32way connected to, the armies of Gog and Magog,
- 42:37or in the Arabic, Juj and Mejuj. And in the Bible,
- 42:42there is the prophecy that in the end times,
- 42:45the gates of the north will open and out will
- 42:49pour the peoples of Juj and Mejuj, Gog and Magog,
- 42:53to reign destruction on the world. And actually,
- 42:58you can see their point. If the Mongols are conquering
- 43:01everywhere, they do actually map onto that biblical
- 43:05story or that story from religious texts quite
- 43:09effectively. So you can kind of see their point.
- 43:12And it's also thought, again, in multiple traditions,
- 43:16that there is literally a wall in the north.
- 43:19In fact, some travelers claim to have found it.
- 43:23which were once released, would then unleash
- 43:26the peoples of Gog and Magog. Although in fact,
- 43:28many writers connect the Mongols to Gog and Magog,
- 43:31but say they lived next to the walls or next
- 43:34to Gog and Magog. It seems to be a reluctance
- 43:36to say they are actually Gog and Magog. But yes,
- 43:39apocalyptic thinking is definitely there. That
- 43:41must have worked to the Mongols' advantage. Even
- 43:46more, no? Because it makes them even more terrifying
- 43:48if there's some sort of like a fulfilled prophecy
- 43:50raining down on the sinful. I mean, that makes
- 43:53it even more astonishing that some rulers would
- 43:56be like, no, we're going to fight. We're not
- 43:58going to submit. I mean, that's just bonkers.
- 44:01Yeah. So there's a story told by a historian
- 44:04called Ibn al -Athir from Mosul in modern day
- 44:08northern Iraq. And he tells the story that he
- 44:12had heard about a Mongol horseman. approaching
- 44:16a group of 60 men traveling from one area to
- 44:20another area on a road. And this one Mongol warrior
- 44:24said, right, tie yourselves up. And so great
- 44:30was the fear the Mongols were held in that they
- 44:33started to tie themselves up, 60 against one.
- 44:38And that gives you a measure of just how much
- 44:42terror the Mongols were able to inspire. In fact,
- 44:46the story didn't end that way because the person
- 44:48who told Ibn al -Athiyah the story said that
- 44:51he thought this is ridiculous and he stuck a
- 44:53knife in the Mongol warrior. But the fact that
- 44:55they initially began to comply with that instruction
- 44:59gives you a sense of just how much terror people
- 45:02felt about it. I'm terrified right now and I'm
- 45:03just listening to these stories, to be honest.
- 45:07Okay, if we hop back to the Near East. If the
- 45:10book has one consistent motif, it has to be the
- 45:13kind of... pretty depressing fact that despite
- 45:16knowing fully well that the Mongol storm, as
- 45:19you put it, is approaching, and they know this
- 45:22not just from reports from distant or neighboring
- 45:24lands, but also from countless refugees swelling
- 45:28their territories, these Near Eastern kingdoms
- 45:31and states from the Ayyubid Sultanate, the Seljuk
- 45:35Turks, and the Crusader states are more content
- 45:37to fight their own petty internal disputes, quarrels
- 45:41about which nobleman should inherit the crown
- 45:45or get his fat hands on more land or something
- 45:47than ever presenting any kind of a unified front.
- 45:51It seems like madness. I don't know whether that
- 45:55speaks to a general weakness of the human condition.
- 45:58How to deal with climate change these days comes
- 46:00to mind somehow. I don't know why. Or would you
- 46:03say that this was a unique feature of the medieval
- 46:06Near East? No, it's not a unique feature of the
- 46:10Middle East. I don't know, I've spent 20 years
- 46:13staring at human behavior. And my observation
- 46:16is that when things start to go badly and things
- 46:20start falling apart, actually human beings are
- 46:24very bad at holding together. True, if they are
- 46:30all facing immediate extinction in the same place,
- 46:34they might at the last minute try and work together.
- 46:37But when there's still some sort of options,
- 46:40some will want to run, some will want to hide,
- 46:42some will want to fight. Some will just want
- 46:44to make sure that that person over there gets
- 46:46attacked before they do. But it can break down
- 46:49very quickly. And so I think what we're looking
- 46:51at in the Middle East at this time is not in
- 46:54any way unique to the Middle East. I think this
- 46:56is how human beings behave. But you're right.
- 47:00The various major powers of the Middle East fight
- 47:03amongst themselves, even as the Mongols approach.
- 47:06A bit of background on this. There are lots of
- 47:09different territories in the Middle East, but
- 47:11the three really big ones are what's left of
- 47:15the Khwarazmian Empire. And that's under the
- 47:18rule of the son of the former sultan. And the
- 47:23current ruler is called Jalal al -Din. This guy
- 47:24is just an amazing character, I have to say.
- 47:26I was enjoying every bit of his story. He's like
- 47:29some sort of a crazy pirate going around. He
- 47:31is incredibly brutal. And the sources from every
- 47:35culture describe him as extremely violent. But
- 47:39what he's trying to do, because when the Mongols
- 47:41invade the region in 1220, they wait for about
- 47:4410 years before they attack again. And in that
- 47:4810 -year period, of course he doesn't know it's
- 47:49going to last 10 years, but Jalal al -Din tries
- 47:52to take what's left of his empire and build it
- 47:56up through conquest into the biggest empire he
- 47:59can, so that when the Mongols invade, he can
- 48:02then answer that invasion. The problem is that
- 48:06by building up his empire, he comes into conflict
- 48:09with the two other really big empires of the
- 48:12region, the Ayyubid Sultanate, and the Anatolian
- 48:16Seljuk Sultanate. And of course, they want to
- 48:19resist his attempt to expand his empire. So just
- 48:20to imagine it a bit better, this is modern -day
- 48:22Egypt, roughly speaking, and modern -day Turkey,
- 48:25right? Yeah, so the Khwarezmian Empire is basically
- 48:29western Iran and parts of Iraq, and it expands
- 48:35into the Caucasus. You've then got the Ayyubid
- 48:38Empire, which stretches from Egypt to much of
- 48:43Syria. and then parts of the Jezira. The Jezira
- 48:46is the area of land between the Tigris and the
- 48:49Euphrates rivers. And then to the north of them,
- 48:53in modern -day Turkey, you have the Anatolian
- 48:56Seljuk Sultanate. So those are the three big
- 48:59power blocks. But the problem is that Jalal al
- 49:02-Din, in his efforts to build up an empire big
- 49:05enough to face the Mongols, attacks both the
- 49:08Ayyubids and the Anatolian Seljuks. Of course,
- 49:12they don't want this. So they join together and
- 49:15they bring Jalal al -Din to battle and defeat
- 49:18Jalal al -Din in battle. And then only a few
- 49:21weeks after his army has been utterly destroyed,
- 49:24the Mongols invade again. So you can see there
- 49:28are attempts within this to try and build up
- 49:31a power block big enough to fight the Mongols,
- 49:34but it's never really achieved. However, he does
- 49:37have one. pretty badass success against the mongols
- 49:41doesn't he he's one of the few people that engages
- 49:45them and not only that he defeats them yes so
- 49:48there is a brief attack in three years before
- 49:51this when the mongols attack the northern persian
- 49:55northern iranians it would be today a city of
- 49:57isfahan and he's able to drive them off successfully
- 50:02but this is the thing the mongols the mongols
- 50:06are not unbeatable There is a sort of legend
- 50:09that no one can defeat the Mongol armies. Well,
- 50:11in fact, people can and do. The problem is that
- 50:14if you do defeat the Mongols, the Mongols will
- 50:16make it their mission in life to make sure that
- 50:19defeat does not stand for very long and that
- 50:21immediately whoever had the audacity to defeat
- 50:26them in battle is submerged by invading armies
- 50:29very quickly afterwards. So Jalal al -Din never
- 50:31tried to form some sort of a bigger coalition
- 50:34with these neighbors, the Seljuk Turks and the...
- 50:37Ayyubid empire. He was never like, hey, this
- 50:39is to be or not to be for me right now. Let's
- 50:43put these petty battles aside and let's form
- 50:47a big front because the Mongols are something
- 50:49else. He did so at the last minute, but this
- 50:53is just directly after he just fought the Ayyubids
- 50:56and Anatolian Seljuks in battle, and he's got
- 50:58nothing left. Then he appeals for help, but it's
- 51:02too late. He's lost his army. And the people
- 51:04he just fought in battle are not going to rush
- 51:06to his aid. So it's too late. How do the Ayyubids
- 51:11and the Seljuk Turks react to his downfall then?
- 51:14So the Mongols advance again into Persia and
- 51:20from Persia into the Caucasus. And this is the
- 51:24end of the Khwarazmian Empire. Jalal al -Din
- 51:27is hunted down and killed. And the Mongols then...
- 51:31advance their frontier so they're right on the
- 51:34edge of the Anatolian Seljuk Sultanate and indeed
- 51:38the Ayyubid Empire. So the Mongols are now a
- 51:42major presence in the Middle East and they're
- 51:44under the control of a leader called Chormakan.
- 51:48Now the Anatolian Seljuks, they can see that
- 51:53there's really going to be no stopping the Mongols.
- 51:56And so in the 1230s, they submit to the Mongols
- 52:00and agree to pay tribute. And then something
- 52:04happens. Excuse me. We're not quite sure what
- 52:07happens. Perhaps the Seljuks stopped paying tribute.
- 52:11Perhaps they stopped sending emissaries to the
- 52:14Mongols. Perhaps they... Yet this is the problem.
- 52:17The relationship breaks down. And the Mongols
- 52:22are very sensitive to this. And so... In 1242,
- 52:26a massive Mongol invasion army crosses into the
- 52:29Anatolian Seljuk Sultanate and sacks the city
- 52:33of Erzurum. The Anatolian Seljuk Sultan realizes
- 52:37this is only war now. And so he puts together
- 52:40the biggest army he can, which is actually bigger
- 52:43than the Mongols' own army. And then there's
- 52:47a big battle at a place called Kozy Dag in 1243,
- 52:51where... It is a heavy fighting on the first
- 52:56day. But on the second day of the battle, and
- 52:59again, we don't know why, the Mongols advance
- 53:02to resume the battle and find the Seljuk encampment
- 53:06utterly deserted. And the Sultan's forces and
- 53:10the Sultan himself had melted away in the night.
- 53:13And this is the moment where the Mongols forcibly
- 53:17subjugate Anatolia, modern day Turkey. at least
- 53:21until the Seljuks accept a much higher level
- 53:25of tribute, a much stricter set of terms as a
- 53:30Mongol client state. All right. I think this
- 53:33is a good point to conclude the first episode.
- 53:37You know, the Seljuk Turks have sort of fallen,
- 53:40have become the client state, but there's a lot
- 53:42of other players on the map. And maybe these
- 53:44guys, like you said before, when we were talking
- 53:46about the human condition, maybe these guys are
- 53:48hoping that the Mongol invasion is going to stop
- 53:50right in front of their door. Maybe they're thinking
- 53:53that the Mongols won't come for them after all,
- 53:56but the Mongols always arrive. And what happens
- 54:00when they do? Well, you'll just have to tune
- 54:03in again for the second part of this series on
- 54:06the Mongol storm. So see you then and bye -bye.
- 54:10By the way, the second unbelievably action -packed
- 54:13episode where we talk about the mysterious assassins,
- 54:15the sinister ways in which the Mongols waged
- 54:18war, and also about the fearless faction that
- 54:20finally beat them back is already available to
- 54:23my patrons on Patreon. But for everyone else,
- 54:26it will be published in exactly a week. So see
- 54:30you back here. There's no team behind me. It's
- 54:52very sad, I know, but you can help by hopping
- 54:55on Patreon and finding the Smart Cookies podcast
- 54:58on there. And then last but certainly not least,
- 55:01as always, I have to thank my existing patrons.
- 55:04Tovarishin, Tovarishitsa, absolute legends. Without
- 55:06you, there would be no Smart Cookies, which makes
- 55:09you... actual producers of this show. So eternal
- 55:13thanks goes to Amy Yontz, Matija Renčel, Florian
- 55:17Hauer, Petar Karbo, Matija Zupančić, Dejan Žulnir,
- 55:20Derej Rok, Tržan, Saša Vipatnik, Neven Svijanović,
- 55:22Juš Premrov, Sirkezi, Goran Ivašič, Anža Sever,
- 55:25Oule, Marin Ferrara, Aljaš Maher, Štrole, Aida
- 55:28Mancian, Miha Medved, Medinjo, Goran, Gordon,
- 55:30Lorenzo, Jure Čuk, Mila, Carmen Vronica, and
- 55:33Tai Chi. I am deeply touched, so thank you very
- 55:37much.