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Steelers Week 4 Preview - Browns · Tarps Off Radio

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Pittsburgh, it's Pat from Tarpsoft Radio. Viewer discretion is advised,
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  Speaker 1: and thanks for tuning in. Here we go. Sometimes we're drunk.
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: Sometimes we're stoned. We're your Pittsburgh Steelers. Home. It is
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  Speaker 2: time to take your tarps off, Pittsburgh. It's your formerly Tuesday,
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  Speaker 2: now Wednesday morning, 8 a.m. slot in Tarps Off Radio.
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  Speaker 2: I am your host, McGinji. Beside me is your co-host, Pat.
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  Speaker 2: Intern producer, Doobie, behind the boards. And the Steelers are back.
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  Speaker 2: McCarthy is undefeated in the AFC North. You know, quit
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  Speaker 2: forgetting that this season is a roller coaster. There will
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  Speaker 2: be peaks and valleys, and surely we won't overreact again
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  Speaker 2: this year. Pat, tell me what you're drinking, how you're
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  Speaker 2: feeling today.
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  Speaker 1: McGingy, how could I not feel fucking fantastic? My dick
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  Speaker 1: is as hard as a tungsten toothbrush. I got a
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  Speaker 1: big old glass of bourbon pwned up, big old fucking double,
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  Speaker 1: probably a triple glass tonight. And I'm feeling fucking fired up. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're chugging something. I can hear it. What are you drinking?
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  Speaker 2: I'm underwater, Pat.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, fuck it. I'll go diving with you. I'm underwater.
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  Speaker 2: I'm underwater.
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  Speaker 1: We going scuba diving?
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  Speaker 2: It's an early. Yes, we're going scuba diving. It's an
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  Speaker 2: early turnaround between the game time. Only three days. Not
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  Speaker 2: enough time to get your muscles right. Not enough time
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  Speaker 2: to get your mentals right. I think we could all
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  Speaker 2: use a little bit of substance here.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go scuba in with you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 5: Producer Doom, you got to.
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  Speaker 2: Keep us on track.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, lock it in, dude. Get that scuba gear ready.
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking around my room for an ashtray. I don't
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  Speaker 2: see one. Which item of ambers should I use?
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  Speaker 1: See if she's got any of them. Feminine products. Well,
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  Speaker 1: be careful.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't say hygiene. I didn't say feminine hygiene. I
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  Speaker 2: just said feminine products.
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  Speaker 1: When I think of feminine products, I automatically think of tampons.
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  Speaker 1: There's no other product that comes to mind.
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  Speaker 2: Do they have other products?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: It's just tampons.
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  Speaker 1: It's just tampons, yeah. I was.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah i accidentally walked down the tampon aisle at costco
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  Speaker 1: and that is a long walk.
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  Speaker 2: Dude it depends on how many people are in that
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  Speaker 2: in that aisle.
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  Speaker 1: It was one old lady she was she was she
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  Speaker 1: was watching the pirate game on her phone with no
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  Speaker 1: headphones just full blast bouncing through the tampons at costco.
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  Speaker 2: How old was she? Was she buying them for someone else?
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  Speaker 1: She was probably as old as she could be while
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  Speaker 1: still needing tampons. I mean, that that's borderline into the
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  Speaker 1: week material.
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  Speaker 2: You're bleeding out and all you're concerned about is the
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  Speaker 2: bucko game after they're eliminated from the playoff contention.
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  Speaker 1: Tony of our lady listeners, if you do use tampons,
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  Speaker 1: make sure you always flush them down the toilet.
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  Speaker 2: I've got beef with women, Pat. I've got beef with
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  Speaker 2: women right now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Look out, ladies.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got beef with women. Not my women, but
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  Speaker 2: women out there, all right? I got flamed up on
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  Speaker 2: TikTok this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Women are just not nice.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: When did jokes go out the window, Pat? When did
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  Speaker 2: simple ha-ha jokes go out the window? It was a
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  Speaker 2: PG joke that got me in the doghouse with the
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  Speaker 2: rainbow women.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't even defend you either. I mean, you got
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  Speaker 1: that communist app, that communist Tiki Talk app. I was
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  Speaker 1: going in trying to defend you. And Richard Clicker was
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  Speaker 1: in there too. Did you see Richard Clicker trying.
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  Speaker 6: To help you out?
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  Speaker 2: I saw Richard in there, dude. It was nice because
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  Speaker 2: we haven't heard from him.
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  Speaker 1: In a while. Good to know he's still alive out there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. And for those who missed it, Amber
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  Speaker 2: even thought my joke was funny. I made a simple
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  Speaker 2: PG joke that you would make to a three or four-year-old.
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  Speaker 2: I said, ha-ha, Ella Langley's cheating on me. Ha-ha. And
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  Speaker 2: it turns out Ella Langley's dating Tucker Wetmore, for those
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  Speaker 2: who don't know. And I broke the news to Amber
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  Speaker 2: that way. She screenshots it, puts it on TikTok.
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  Speaker 4: 500 comments.
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  Speaker 7: About how I'm a piece of shit and how Amber
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  Speaker 7: is a piece of shit and needs to stand up
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  Speaker 7: for herself and shouldn't let her, her fiance talk about
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  Speaker 7: other women like that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, are we fucking for real ladies?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Richard clicker made a good point too.
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  Speaker 2: Before Richard said, I don't know if I saw it because.
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  Speaker 1: He said all these, all these women in the comments
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  Speaker 1: thinking they're in a very open relationship where they could
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  Speaker 1: tell each other anything and nothing's off the table. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: they have no idea how much their fucking man abuses
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  Speaker 1: his hog the minute they walk out the door every week.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: No idea.
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  Speaker 2: That's crazy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he has a point, though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, jerk in front of your lady like a man.
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  Speaker 1: So, sex tonight? No, but you can lie next to
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  Speaker 1: me and jerk off.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Yeah, women are on my shit list.
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  Speaker 2: Although I did have women come into my defense. If
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  Speaker 2: you were, you know, one of my women, you're a
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  Speaker 2: bad bitch. If you weren't, you were probably up to
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  Speaker 2: date in your COVID booster.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there's a lot going on in the world.
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  Speaker 1: And I feel like if women would maybe put a
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  Speaker 1: little more focus on the babies being blown up in
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  Speaker 1: Palestine and less focus on McGinsey and Amber's relationship on TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: Pat, I had the entirety of the Lindsay Clancy movement
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  Speaker 2: in that comment section. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Good point.
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  Speaker 2: These women are deranged. It's the ones that are always online.
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  Speaker 2: If you are a woman in America with an anime
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  Speaker 2: profile picture, you should be deported. Let's send them to
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  Speaker 2: fucking Palestine, Pat. I bet they'll be happy there. They
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  Speaker 2: have lots of anime in Palestine.
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  Speaker 1: The TikTok algorithm, too, and all these algorithms... You know
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  Speaker 1: they're putting that on people's feeds just so they can
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  Speaker 1: get mad and roast you in the comments.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, dude. It's just one echo chamber after another.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Thank God we had a clean sweep, though. Made me
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  Speaker 2: real happy. Pitt won on Saturday, 59-0. Narduzzi covers, you know,
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  Speaker 2: at the buzzer there. Steelers win.
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  Speaker 1: Upset.
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  Speaker 2: Underdog at home. One of the biggest wins that we've
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  Speaker 2: seen over the last five or six years, Pat. I
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  Speaker 2: mean– For me, it's– hold on. Before we get ahead
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  Speaker 2: of ourselves, why don't we kick it to ourselves for
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  Speaker 2: the game recap?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Steeler fans had a long week wondering if this offense
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  Speaker 2: would ever score again. We'll wait no longer. Steelers get
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  Speaker 2: the ball first and waste no time. Four plays, all passes.
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  Speaker 2: 73 yards, complete with a 38-yard touchdown pass to Roman Wilson.
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  Speaker 2: Steelers 7, Bengals 0. Burroughs turned with the ball, and
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  Speaker 2: he looks to answer the opening score. The Bengals dink
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  Speaker 2: and dunk their way to the end zone. A drive
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  Speaker 2: that shoots 7.5 minutes, capped by a 3-yard touchdown pass
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  Speaker 2: to Jamar Chase. Steelers 7, Bengals 7. Rodgers with the
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  Speaker 2: ball back, latter half of the first quarter. 69 straight games.
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  Speaker 2: scoring seven points or less in the first. With under
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  Speaker 2: a minute left in the quarter, that streak ends. A
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  Speaker 2: 23-yard touchdown to Benny Skrow ends the streak, puts the
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  Speaker 2: Steelers up 14-7. Bengals and Steelers trade field goals on
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  Speaker 2: back-to-back possessions, making it a 17-10 Steeler game now. Bengals
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  Speaker 2: with the ball midway through the second quarter, and the
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  Speaker 2: Steelers' defense holds up the punt for the first time today.
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  Speaker 2: Rodgers can really put this game away on this drive,
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  Speaker 2: go up two scores in a halftime, but a beautiful
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  Speaker 2: pass over the middle goes right through Roman Wilson's hands
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  Speaker 2: and is intercepted at midfield by Cincinnati. They take over
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  Speaker 2: with just under two minutes to play in the half,
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  Speaker 2: and Joe Burrow makes Roman Wilson pay. An incredible catch
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  Speaker 2: by T. Higgins goes for a 28-yard touchdown, and instead
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  Speaker 2: of the Steelers being up two scores, it is a
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  Speaker 2: tie ball game at the half. Steelers 17, Bengals 17.
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  Speaker 2: Bengals get the ball at the half, and they have
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  Speaker 2: another long drive. They continue to use that dink-a-dunk formula.
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  Speaker 2: but end up settling for a 38-yard field goal to
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  Speaker 2: take the lead. Bengals 20, Steelers 17. Rodgers needs to
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  Speaker 2: answer now, being behind for the first time today. 11th place,
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  Speaker 2: 74 yards, 5.5 minutes of control. Drive was extended due
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  Speaker 2: to a cheap shot on the legs of Bill Burr,
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  Speaker 2: and it's capped by a 6-yard DK Metcalf touchdown, where
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  Speaker 2: two Cincy defenders run into each other on the crossing route.
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  Speaker 2: DK throws the football to the moon during the celebration,
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  Speaker 2: and the Steelers are back up top 24-20. Start of
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  Speaker 2: the fourth quarter now. Bengals look to regain the lead,
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  Speaker 2: Joe Burrow finds a wide Mike Giusecchi on busted coverage.
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  Speaker 2: They answer with a 25-yard touchdown. Bengals back on top 27-24.
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  Speaker 2: Steelers back to being down three. Fourth quarter, they need
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  Speaker 2: to answer, but three straight incompletions from Rodgers forces Bill
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  Speaker 2: Burr to punt. The punt is up, and it's muffed!
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  Speaker 2: Benny Scrowe comes out of nowhere to recover the football.
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  Speaker 2: Steelers with the ball midway through the fourth and tie
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  Speaker 2: the game up with a field goal from Boswell. 36 yards.
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  Speaker 2: Steelers 27, Bengals 27. Bengals with the ball. Tie game.
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  Speaker 2: Steelers D. Forces a huge three and outs. It was
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  Speaker 2: fourth and two at midfield. And you have to wonder
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  Speaker 2: why Cincy didn't go for it there. They punt. A
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  Speaker 2: good punt from Cincy as the Steelers start backed up
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  Speaker 2: in their own end at the eight-yard line. Rodgers pressured
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: and hits Darnell in the flat. Big Darnell cannot be tackled.
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  Speaker 2: He takes that ball for 47 yards before stumbling down
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  Speaker 2: at the Cincy 32, well within field goal range. The
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  Speaker 2: next play they hand it off to Warren, who has
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  Speaker 2: nothing but daylight ahead of him. Turf monster. The turf
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: monster gobbles him up. He falls down at the Cincy
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  Speaker 2: 6 and the Steelers can't punch it in. Forced to
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  Speaker 2: kick a field goal. But fortunately, that stumble allowed them
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  Speaker 2: to drain another two and a half minutes of clock
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  Speaker 2: all the way down to the two-minute warning. Steelers 30,
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  Speaker 2: Bengals 27. Bengals need at least three to tie here,
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  Speaker 2: and Burrow finds Chase a few times to put them
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  Speaker 2: in field goal range at the Steelers' 38-yard line. Just
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  Speaker 2: under a minute to play, and Derek Harmon gets to
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  Speaker 2: Joe Burrow. He sacks him. He strips him. Fumble, and
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  Speaker 2: Sebastian Joseph Day recovers it. Game is over. Steelers win 30-27.
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  Speaker 2: Hell of a game on the North Shore. Steelers 30,
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  Speaker 2: Cincinnati Bengals 27 down at Heinz Field. Like I was saying, Pat,
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  Speaker 2: it was one of the biggest wins this team has
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  Speaker 2: had at home in a long time. I mean, obviously,
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: the AFC North Championship game last year is the biggest
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  Speaker 2: win probably since COVID. I would say this one, number two.
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  Speaker 2: I would say number two biggest home win since COVID.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't even care to rank it or
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  Speaker 1: put it in that perspective. I mean, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: we see a game or two like this every year
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  Speaker 1: in this division. And I'm just I'm so blessed to
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  Speaker 1: be a Steeler fan. I'm so tired of all these
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  Speaker 1: people acting like it's some chore. or some fucking miserable
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  Speaker 1: job to be a Pittsburgh sports fan, just because we
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  Speaker 1: haven't won anything in a little while. But fucking hell,
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  Speaker 1: a game like this where you don't know what to expect.
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  Speaker 1: We're coming off of two of the worst offensive games
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  Speaker 1: we've seen in the past 10 years, Matt Canada era included,
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  Speaker 1: and new coach, whole new staff, looks like shit, and
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  Speaker 1: to come in and immediately set the tone, right? Score
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  Speaker 1: two touchdowns in the first quarter, beat the Inside of
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  Speaker 1: the bag was on the offensive side of the ball
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  Speaker 1: after absolutely cheating.
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  Speaker 8: And the whole, uh, the league, uh, GPA, uh, CMR, CCR,
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  Speaker 8: LGBT rank in the whole NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck you.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: You said it best, Pat. The way they started that
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: game was everything. I mean, the first play of the game,
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  Speaker 2: They come out in that diamond backfield diamond shape.
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  Speaker 1: Full house.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, the full house with Muth and Darnell lined up
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  Speaker 2: as the two fullbacks. Darnell, chip of the decade against
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  Speaker 2: Sexy Dexy. Just blows him up. Muth gets out on
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  Speaker 2: the outside. Pancake downfield. Max the anchor, Ihanachor, demolishes the
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  Speaker 2: address for 1v1. Puts him on the ground. And Jalen
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  Speaker 2: Warren takes it for fucking 30.
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  Speaker 3: That was.
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  Speaker 2: You can't start a game better than that, Pat.
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  Speaker 1: This was some of the best offensive coaching I've seen
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  Speaker 1: the Steelers have in a very long time. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: like you said, setting the tone right away, right? And
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  Speaker 1: what did we talk about last week? I know I
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  Speaker 1: was hammering this big time. Put the ball in the
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  Speaker 1: hands of your playmakers. They came out and did that
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  Speaker 1: right out of the gate. They used Darnell, like you said,
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  Speaker 1: Chip and Sexy Dexy. They got two. They got Frasier
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  Speaker 1: and McCormick going after Dexy on that next block. And
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  Speaker 1: then you had Darnell later in the game getting fucking
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  Speaker 1: just rammed into people.
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  Speaker 2: Just blasted over.
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  Speaker 8: The ball was in the playmaker's hands.
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  Speaker 5: Jamin Ward for the first time in a Steelers uniform.
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  Speaker 4: That's fired up.
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  Speaker 1: Finally saw the amount of carries he deserves. He had
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  Speaker 1: like over 75% of snaps for the first time in
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  Speaker 1: his Steeler career.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a fact?
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  Speaker 1: It was like 76. I think this is the first
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  Speaker 1: time he's had more than 76%. He was on the
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  Speaker 1: field for more than 76% of plays.
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  Speaker 2: You know what? And I don't want to discredit Rico
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  Speaker 2: Dowdle because I don't know him. You know, he's like that,
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: that girl you take on a first date, the date goes, eh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: But she's kind of cute.
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  Speaker 1: You're a hater.
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  Speaker 2: He's just, he's not good in pass pro. And I
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  Speaker 2: don't see, I'm not a hater. I just don't see
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  Speaker 2: his upside over Jalen Warren. I think for $ 4 million
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  Speaker 2: a year, Rico Dottle is a hell of a backup.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I think that, Jalen Warren should be the clear RB1.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it should be committee. I don't think
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  Speaker 2: it should be even as close as it was last
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  Speaker 2: year with Kenny Gainwell. And as soon as they announced
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  Speaker 2: Rico Dotto out, I got a little excited just because
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  Speaker 2: I know we were going to see a show, Pat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully it continues. And shout out to Jalen Warren.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to fucking make you wait. He's one
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  Speaker 1: of our studs this week. So I'll just get a
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: long conversation out of the way about him. He came
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: into this game with an injured shoulder. He was wearing
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: some special protection on his shoulder. He left this game
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: cut up, bloody, scratched, bruised. He had like an 80
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: yard run that got called back. And then he had
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  Speaker 1: to come back and run in the rest of the drive.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, he said, I don't know if you heard
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: in his in his postgame, they asked him about tripping
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  Speaker 1: on the turf. Like, did the turf blow up on you?
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  Speaker 1: And he said, no, my body was tired. My mind wasn't, though,
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  Speaker 1: or something like that. So just a fucking undrafted warrior
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  Speaker 1: on this team, McGingy.
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  Speaker 2: Tough, tough as nails, Pat. He put it on display
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  Speaker 2: this week.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, can I get into just some things I saw
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  Speaker 1: from McCarthy as well? I talked about putting the ball
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  Speaker 1: in the playmakers hands, something that you've been saying and
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  Speaker 1: I've kind of been echoing less than you. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you've really been hitting this hitting this hard. Passing to
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  Speaker 1: set up the run was on full display this week.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: It started with that first play, like we mentioned. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it was something else I loved. And this is the
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  Speaker 1: conversation I was trying to have last week. And I think,
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: you know, you might understand what I'm saying a little
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  Speaker 1: more after watching this game, McGingey. But the offensive line
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: played really well. And Mike McCarthy put them in a
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: great position with the play calls. Starts the ball running
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  Speaker 1: the outside to the lefts. You don't challenge Sexy Dexy
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  Speaker 1: right away. You've got Falton and McCormick who have chemistry.
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  Speaker 1: Let Jalen Warren run out to the left. Don't force
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: him up the middle, first and second down. And then
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: they started to test the inside a little bit. They
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  Speaker 1: started to go after Sexy Dexy a little bit. It
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  Speaker 1: started to work. By the second half, they were really
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: going after Sexy Dexy, picking up five, six, seven yards
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  Speaker 1: on a run. And then they even started to work
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  Speaker 1: the right side, giving the new boys, Brock Hoffman and
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: your boy, IMAX, some work running the ball late in
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  Speaker 1: the game. But it was all periodic. It wasn't all
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: at once. It was being flexible. Mike McCarthy was flexible.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Did you see– Mike McCarthy was great, and the O-line
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: obviously vastly improved. Did you see McCormick's new blocking style
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: that was being highlighted on the internet?
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's illegal.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: He got away with it quite a lot this week.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: He meets someone engaged in a double team and then
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: takes his arm and hooks the back of their leg
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: and lifts them up off of one leg.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: It's funny that if you would have picked anyone on
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: the O-line– I think 99 people out of 100 would
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: say Frazier would be pulling out the wrestling moves.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: Oh, man.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Can't say enough about the O-line. And that was the
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: first Joe Burrow loss in Pittsburgh since 2020, Pat. Yeah.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: And oh, this was a Pat stat that I forgot
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: about when I was making the outline. But I know
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: you'll probably know and appreciate Joe Burrow. Do you know
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: his record when trailing with eight minutes left in the game?
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Worst quarterback of all time. It's like one in 35,
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I think. Yep.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: One in 35. Worst quarterback of all time.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a hater. I know that stat off the
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: top of my head.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: I tried to find the stats on Big Ben, but
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: AI is making it actually harder sometimes because it just
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: it fed me eight. Like I was like, are you
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: sure that's right? And it was like, actually, no, that's
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: not right. Are you sure that's right?
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, fuck you. So I don't know what
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: Big Ben stats were, but.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Dude, I asked AI the other day for a list
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: of African-American players in the NHL, and it gave me, like,
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: three white guys.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Do they identify as African-American, though?
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: No, but I guess it is a good thing AI
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: doesn't see color. They're trading them well. Yeah, and I
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: use Grok, and I use Grok, dude.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, Grok definitely sees color.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: No, clearly not.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Clearly not.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: They they uh grok's gone woke now dude grok won't
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: do vulgar roasts anymore what do you mean remember when
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: elon was on uh the rogan and the rogan show
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: and he was talking about like and then you go
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: to a party and everyone's watching and you say hey
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: grok do a vulgar roast of this guy with his
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: green shirt and grok will be like hey fuck you
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: pussy and your green shirt and you could just roast
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: people remember that.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: No i have no idea what you're talking about.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: So you used to be able to say like i
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: used to brock used to talk so dirty to me
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, Brock, dirty it up, make it more vulgar,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: make it fucked up, make me disgusted. And it would
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: be like going crazy. Now I asked it earlier, you know,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: looking up like things about Cleveland. I was like vulgar
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: roast Cleveland. And it just, it, it didn't do it.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: It was like, that's against my terms now.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Do you, do you have Grok premium?
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: No, that's probably why.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I have Grok premium. Let's give it a test. What
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: was your prompt?
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: Give me a vulgar roast of Cleveland and then don't
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: read it yet. Once it gives you the answer, say
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: make it dirtier.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: You hear me typing?
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: No, I don't hear you typing.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Give me a vulgar roast of Cleveland.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: It'll be pretty crazy at first, but say yeah, keep going.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Make it filthy. The first... paragraph is three sentences. It says, Cleveland,
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: the mistake on the lake. The city's so depressing, even
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: the river said, fuck this, and caught fire just to
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: feel something. Alright, make it dirtier and filthier and more vulgar.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Let's see what Gronk did.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: It used to talk absolute craziness.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Pat, this is kind of crazy. It definitely got a
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: little dirtier and filthier. It says, Cleveland is the kind
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: of city that makes you understand why some people jerk
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: off into a sock and call it a Friday night.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: The whole place smells like wet ass and expired out.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. Elon's awesome.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Watching them play is like watching a guy with whiskey
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: dick try to fuck a punching bag for three hours
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: while 60,000 people scream, just finish already.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Say, keep going. I need it filthier, please.
• 22:03
  Speaker 9: Keep going.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: That's not enough, Kroc.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: More filthy. That's not enough. Yeah, they went less filthy.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Fucking Elon, dude. I hate Elon.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Fuck, dude. He needs to hire us, dude. We could
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: figure it out.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no Grok. It's just you and me smoking
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: weed on the other end of the computer.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: That's not nearly what I want, Grok.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Give me your worst.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Worst, most out-of-pocket... Language.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Say language.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Language.
• 22:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: What's the word I'm looking for? Non-PC.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude. Elon's not PC either.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Then use foul language. Okay. This is our final try.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: This is all we can do. We covered all the bases.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Okay. Cleveland is a soggy, rust-stained jockstrap that
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: learned how to incorporate. The city smells like a mix
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: of low-tide ass, stale hops, and the inside of the
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Browns' locker room after another season of getting publicly bent over.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: LeBron treated this city like a cheap lay he was
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: embarrassed to be seen with in daylight. Okay. Not nearly
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: what we wanted, though, Gronk.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Bobby on the Mount's going to be pissed. We just
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: fucking AI'd him for five minutes, dude.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: He probably just fast-forwarded through. I can't support AI. I've
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: got to skip what they're talking about here. Your water
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: bill just went up $ 20 this month, Bobby. Fucking deal
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: with it.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: What are we getting?
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Some Pat Stats, huh?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get into some Pat Stats, McGingy. 22 first
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: downs this game, seven for 12 on third down. Remember
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: we came into this game, Pat stat last week, five
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: for 25 and two games. We were seven and 12. Wow.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: And I believe we started like four for four or
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: four for five.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: There was definitely a Wendy's Dave sort of meal there.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know which one it was.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: But I remember looking up at the scoreboard and we
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: had converted on every single third down. And the first
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: touchdown to Roman Wilson was the third down play.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Don't quote me. Yes, yeah, third and five, and they
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: took a deep shot. Don't quote me on this, but
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I think that that might have been their first time
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: getting a first down on first.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Down, too.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: What?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Their first time picking up a first down on first down.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: I think so, yeah. I don't recall the first two games.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Someone's going to have to do, but you're going to
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: have to fact check that.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck with that one, Doobie.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Give it to Grock. Give it to Grock.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: See what Grock says.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Say Grock, make it sexy, nasty, Grock.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, make that stat squirt.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Make it a fucking swinger with a pineapple on the door.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Here's another Pat stat, McGingy.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Hit me with it.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: This is a McGingy premium Pat stat. I haven't heard
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: this stat anywhere else. 10 minutes and 52 seconds. So
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: nearly 11 minutes. time of possession advantage for the Steelers
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: in the fourth quarter.
• 25:47
  Speaker 11: Wow.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: In the fourth quarter.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: The top season attorneys.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Fucker to fumble.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: I love that, Pat. That's one of my, that's one
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: of my favorite ones you've ever had.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Should we have the fourth quarter topsy turnies in a
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: one score game?
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's, that's always been my battle. You got
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: to win games in the fourth quarter.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: You've always been on that. You're right. You're right. Absolutely.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: That's why Ben's the GOAT.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Did you find anything yet, Doobie?
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: Publicly available team stats do not isolate the specific number
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: of first downs gained on exactly first down plays.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I can figure it out.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Tell Gronk to figure it out.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Doobie, I know how you can figure it out. Next
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: time we go to break, I'll help you out.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: I have a PDF that This guy, Pat, can fucking
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: find Grok's G-spot.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: This is all manual, dude. I'm like that movie, The Report.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Remember that movie? Except I'm doing stuff that's important here.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: You got another Pat stat?
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a cheeky one. Everyone in Pittsburgh knows this.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: This isn't a Pat premium stat. This is the Pat light.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: But 69 straight games with seven points or less in
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: the first quarter. First time in 69 games, the Steelers
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: have scored more than seven points in the first quarter,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Mick Gingy.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: It's a miracle, Pat. It's a miracle.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: It is.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: And that streak almost didn't happen either because they scored
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: that touchdown. I mean, they were driving. You know, they
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: had a long possession. They scored that touchdown with like
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: 40 seconds left in the first quarter. It almost didn't happen.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Do you remember the last game they did that.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: In?
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: 69 straight games. So let's think.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Just guess the opponent.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Cleveland.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: It was the Bengals. But it wasn't offensive. One of them,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I believe, was a defensive touchdown.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Was that Mitch Trubisky?
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: That would have been.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Game we won in overtime? Probably, right? Maybe not.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: That would have been four seasons ago.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: I think that was the Mitch Trubisky game. Where Minka
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: blocked the kick?
• 28:12
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I think Minka scored the defensive touchdown.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: This doesn't make for great radio, Mick Gingy, but you
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: get my point. Just a little fun fact there.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: I looked up Trubisky versus Bengals. Mitch Trubisky is undefeated
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: versus the Bengals in his career.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Man, Bengal killer, Mitch Trubisky.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bengal killer. Add him to the list of Jalen
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Warren and Pat Fryer moves.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: That game was on 9-11, Pat. And yes, the Steelers
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: had 10 points in the first quarter, thanks to a
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Minka Fitzpatrick pick six.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Bam. Fucking good, McChinsey.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Wow, man. Me and you, we're fucking on it, dude.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: We're fucking on it. How about we get to, speaking
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: of fucking on it, some studs and some stiffies.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm excited, dude. The stables are absolutely full today.
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: I've got an answer. Oh, wow, wow. Okay.
• 29:08
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: Through three weeks of the 2026 season, the Steelers have
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: gained exactly 11 first downs while operating on first down.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Where'd you get that, AI?
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: Gemini took me.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: 11 first downs on first downs. That is, there's no way.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going to fact check that one. I first asked it.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: How many downs? No way. They gave me that first answer.
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: Then I said, go through each first down on the play-by-plays,
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: and it was like, I can't do that.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see, it's just putting stuff out. Ask it if
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: it was correct. Say, are you sure this is correct?
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: All right, I'll say that. Listen here, robot. Are you
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: sure that this is correct? Listen here, clanker. We're going
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: to ask the nerds about ball? This is why you
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: can't talk football with nerds. Because they bring Gemini clankers
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: into this. Well, it said no, I am not sure.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: At least it's honest. At least Gemini is honest. Should
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I ask Grok and see what Grok says? No. Maybe later.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Maybe later. I'm going to ask Grok anyways.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: We're going to have to go through this the old-fashioned way.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: How many first downs have the Steelers gained on a
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: first down play in 2026? Okay. Grock's on it. I'll
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: tell you when I get an answer.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Looks like the Steelers had two. It's going to take
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: too long for me.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: It's going to take too long. Let's keep moving through
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: the studs. Obviously, we talked a little bit. You talked
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: a little bit about Jalen Warren earlier. Jalen Warren is
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: the first horse in the stable. Big Mike McCarthy, second one,
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: getting his first AFC fourth win in his career. Absolutely
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: huge game. Answered all the haters. You know, people were
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: so crazy, dude. Through two games in his career, he
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: had one– in his Steelers career, one touchdown. Obviously, it
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: was not good. But Mike McCarthy was not the problem.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: And I think he just proved to everyone why he
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: wasn't the problem. That was one of the best called games,
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: like Pat said. I've seen it a long time. Go
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: and look. I tweeted out the passing chart from the game.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: It's a work of art. It looks like a Picasso painting, Pat.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: I tweeted out. We used to pray for times like this,
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: for passing charts to look like that. Remember how many
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: bad passing charts? I think everyone in Pittsburgh can read
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: a passing chart nowadays because of the bad ones that
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: we used to be smothered all over the local news.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: It says, look at this. football terrorist number two passing chart.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: He threw every single ball to the sidelines and at
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: the line of scrimmage. Gone are those days, Pat.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely. And I think I agree with you, and
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: I also push back a little bit on what you said,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: because I think McCarthy had a terrible first two games,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: especially last game. Last game, I mean, the O-line didn't
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: play well. We don't have to pick this apart any further,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: but What I'm proud of, I'm proud of Big Mike.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I feel so fucking good that he fixed the problems.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: He turned it around. He identified what he needed to
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: do and how he could make it easier for the
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: rest of the players on this offense. And it was clear.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: It was clear there was a plan. We talked about
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: stifling Dexter Lawrence earlier. We talked about making little efforts to,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: you know, run the ball left center and then move
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: it to the right a little bit, putting the ball
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: on the playmakers. I mean, it was just a great
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: coach game. Shout out to Mike. And I feel good.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I feel like this is sustainable too. Like this doesn't
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: feel like a one-off.
• 32:58
  Speaker 12: Wow.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: You said it great. No, I, you took the words
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: right out of my mouth.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Like it. there's going to be struggles every, you know,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: we're not going to put up 30 points every game
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: all year. So take this with a grain of salt,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: but the offense was, it looked fixed out there.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: It looks good. And this, I think this goes to
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: the point I made a couple of weeks ago, Pat,
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: and let's move on to another stub stud. This is
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: a good transition. Aaron Rogers. I think this goes to
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: a point I made a couple of weeks ago, Aaron
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Rogers said, in Sunday one o'clock games when there's good
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: weather is the greatest quarterback of all time. I mean,
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: we tried getting doobie to work up one of those
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: stats and we couldn't figure out the weather. And, you know,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: we kind of made it, you know, a September to
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: October thing, but even last week in new England, I mean,
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: that was dog shit. Whether it was pissing rain, the
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: whole game, you know, he, that was football weather. It
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: was Sunday at one o'clock. Aaron Rodgers, uh, The most
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: impressive thing he did this week for me was the
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: way he stayed in the pocket and absorbed hits. Now,
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: a lot of people say that he's not mobile, which
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: he isn't. He can't escape a blitz, which he did
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: a few times this week. But that gets mistaken a
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: lot of times when he takes bad sacks. But his
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: ability to stand in there and deliver these fucking dots.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: He had some beauties this week, Pat. Some beauties.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: It's so awesome watching it live. And like there was,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: it was that ball with a Jeremy where he hung
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: in there and, and threaded it. It looked like it
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: was going to get picked off like twice before it
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: got there from the angle I was sitting at and
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: just squeak. Oh yeah. You said it, McG. You said it.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: If you're listening to this in the car, at the cubicle,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: maybe at home in your AirPods, just know Pat's talking
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: with an erect penis right now.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Oh man. I got an answer by the way.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: What?
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: From Grok.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: 16.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: No, come on. 12 via the pass and 4 via
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: the run. And I asked Grok, I said, are you sure?
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Did you go through the play-by-play? Grok says, yes. The
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: 16 figure comes from official down and distance splits from
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: football database. This is not a guess.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I'm not buying it. Maybe I'll go.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Through before the next episode. Grock said four play-by-play would
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: only confirm the same numbers. The official situational stats already
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: break it out by down. After three games, that is
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: the current total. 16, 12 by passing, four by rushing.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: There's no way.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: I think you might be crazy on this one, Pat.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Grock seems way more sure than you do.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking way more sure than that fucking beast.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: You said that that was the first one we had
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: this year. I think you might have missed two games worth.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: I'm sure it's not fucking 16.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know, dude. You want to prove Grok wrong?
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't do that right now, but perhaps for
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: the next episode.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, good luck.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: I get the key to X the everything app, though,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: whenever I do. For the day.
• 36:17
  Speaker 9: There's a couple people I need to enforce some justice on.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: On the Everything app.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: On X Everything app.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: What does that mean?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Just means there's some liberals that have been a little
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: too chatty lately. Might catch a ban. Might infringe on
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: some free speech.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I block people all the time.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: No, this is a ban.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: I blocked the Blitzburg account. That's an instant block. I've
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: had them blocked for decades now. They are terrible. They're
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: the worst. I'd rather listen to Pickensburg than Blitzburg. Let's
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: move on to the next stud because the stables are full.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: We got Jalen Warren, Big Mike, Aaron Rodgers.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: How about the obvious one? Darnell Washington.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Steelers are now 13-2 when Darnell gets at least 40 snaps.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: And the best play of the game. was Darnell's big run.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Darnell took that, you know, out route, little in the
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: flat from Aaron Rodgers for, what was it, 47 yards?
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: I don't have it in front of me, 47 yards.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Great blocks on that play by DK, Jeremy, Benny Skrow.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: There is just simply no tackling Mount Washington.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good call. 47 yards on this log. Yep, that's it.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: Wow. Wow, I don't even have that in front of me.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: And no, you were right. I, after a couple of
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: those Darnell plays, I remember I turned at you. I
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: don't remember which one, but I turn to you in
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: the stands and was just so impressed by the heart
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: that this team has on offense. I mean, that, that
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: word kind of, it's a, it's a cliche. It gets
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: tossed around a lot, but when you watch Jalen Warren undrafted,
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: just fighting through all the pain, when you watch Aaron Rogers, 42,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: 43 years old, hanging in the pocket, getting hit, making
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: a throw. You watch Darnell refusing to go down, fucking
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: moving like a ballerina, not getting down. I mean, he
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: is a bull of a ballerina, McGingey, and just the
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: fucking heart that this offense showed. It was inspiring, McGingey.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I got a little inspiration boner.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: There was that play. It was late in the game.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it was late in the third,
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: early fourth, but it was a Jalen Warren screen in
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: the red zone, and Darnell– you know, swung out on
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: the outside was the leading block. And everyone in the
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: stands stood up, not because Jalen Warren had a path
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: to the end zone, but because Darnell Washington was about
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: to murder one of the players in their secondary.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Pittsburgh loves a blocking tight end.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: He is a beast. He is a beast.
• 39:09
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Speaking of blocking tight ends, another stud, Pat Friermuth had
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: a good game, both receiving wise, just being a nice
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: safety valve, being able to pick up first downs there.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: And not just that one block on that opening play,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: but I thought he blocked pretty damn good all game.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: He did. He did. He blocked all. over the field too,
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: not just on the edge. So Pat Fryer-Muth definitely had
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: a good game.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. I want to shout out the O-line
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: as well. I mean, I didn't put individual studs.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: No, all studs.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I want to go through like player by player as well,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: or at least right side, left side, and just talk
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: about how improved they looked. I mean, let's start with
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: the elephant in the room here. Max Ahanachor played a
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: hell of a game.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Max, the anchor, Ahanachor. So, Pat, remember what I was
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: telling you. I think that was one of the steal
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: of the draft. I think he's the best. He might
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: be the best offensive lineman in that class ever. you know,
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: if he reaches his potential, he could be on an
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: all pro. I'm now at the point. I think he's
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: going to be the best offensive lineman in Steelers history.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: I think he's that good. I think this guy is
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: that good, Pat.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I think he's going to be a, Let me not
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: say the best. Top five offensive linemen in Steelers history.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I respect the balls.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: And I think he's going to be here for a long,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: long time. I am so bullish on this guy, and
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: I'm staking that claim right now.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Love it. Love your conviction.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: I've probably never said that about anyone. This guy is elite.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: Elite.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: He's got everything.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: I liked Brock Hoffman in this game, too. He really
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: played like a veteran, like Jinji. He gave a lot
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: of help when it was needed over making sure Hanachor
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: was looking good early on in the game. He was
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: helping out Frazier as needed with a really tough assignment
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: in Dexter Lawrence and just night and day difference between
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: what we saw between him and Spencer Anderson.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Zach Frazier, also another great game. You know, nothing
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: really I can say about him.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and McCormick and Faltoni worked really well together. This
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: was the first time I was starting to see kind
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: of what I saw from them on the right side
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: towards the end of last season in a game, especially
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: in the run game.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be done. They just made it look
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: a little difficult.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. Yep.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: What other stats do we want to shed some light
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: on here, McTiggy?
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Pat Queen. Pat Queen, one half of the Lost and
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Soft brothers. Another great week from Patrick Queen. He looks
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: fast out there.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Like, he looks fast.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: And he's playing confident.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: He's tackling great. I mean, he's been pretty– this was
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: a good tackling game, I felt, overall. And Pat Queen
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: really was front and center of that. He had that
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: beautiful tackle for loss right towards the end of the game,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: like two or three plays before the last play of
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: the game on that check down. I don't know if
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: it was a check down or screen. But yeah, he
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: was all over the field, wrapping everybody up. Looked like
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: he knew where to be as well. So shout out
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Pat Queen.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Fast. Guy looked fast, Pat.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: And an obvious stud. Someone I am not quite as
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: bullish on as you are, Max Ahonacher. But, you know,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I've been one of this guy's most vocal supporters. Derek Harmon,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: another star.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: 99.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. He looked good out there.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: He looked great, Pat.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Not just on that last play of the game, but
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: when he was out there, you really felt his presence,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: especially on a game where Cam Hayward and TJ Watt
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: and Alex Highsmith didn't really do too much to shake
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: up the outcome. Derek Harmon stepping up, last play of
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: the game on defense. stripping and that club, that fucking
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: bull rush and that club coming in, absolutely bulldozing over
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: their right guard.
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: And if we look back at last year and remember
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: what the games he was out, we got gashed for
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: like 160 rushing yards a game, the games he was in,
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: it was less than a hundred chase Brown, 13 carries
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: 61 yards.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I think the only question with him really has been
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: how can he get better in the past rush?
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, his his run defense, even when he was drafted,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: it was, you know, we kind of knew there'd be
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: a good chance of him already coming in elite in
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: the league in terms of his run defense. But working
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: on that pass rush, especially in a big moment like this,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: really makes me feel good about the future of this kid.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. And horse stick of the week.
• 44:11
  Speaker 12: Eight and a half inch stick.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: You mean like a horsey boner? Do you want to
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: give it to him?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: It was a tight race. A lot of big dicks
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: in the stable, especially between Jalen Warren and our winner.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Benny Skronek. Benny Skronek. Benny Skronek. Nay. Nay.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: He had that touchdown catch. Very good route he ran.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Good play design overall from Big Mike on that one.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: That was the same exact play. that Ben Skronick scored
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: on against the Jets last year. It's a motion to
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: Roger's strong side, and then they snap the ball. He
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: cuts up through the C-gap. The defenders kind of forget
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: about him as he moves to the zone, and he
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: gets left alone. It's the same exact play they ran
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: against the Jets last year.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Football guy, Benny Skrow. And just laying his body on
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: the line, hustling down there, jumping on that loose football,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: really– the turning point of the game was that, that
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: muffed punt. So shout out Benny's grow.
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: Stiffs.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Stiffs will be, you might have a stiff that I
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: do not, but I only know, I.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Think it's just, you know, I think we've got the
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: same guy. It's Asante Samuel jr. And it's good to
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: mention that, you know, Pat Graham and Mike McCarthy did
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: pull Asante Samuel jr. With about eight minutes left in
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: the third quarter in replace of Dalen Everett. And I, I, Yeah,
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Asante had a bad game, right, Pat? Gave up two touchdowns,
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: one to Jamar, one to Tee Higgins. That Tee Higgins
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: catch probably should have been– What did he do? It
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: probably should have been pass interference. They didn't call it.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: But one of the– man, that was just a great
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: catch all around. You know, he mugged him, caught it anyways.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: They brought him in for Daylon Everett. Daylon Everett is
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: a little bit bigger. I mean, Asante Samuel is 5'10, and,
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: you know, Jamar and Tee Higgins are big-bodied and, you know,
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Let's all remember how we like to guard T Higgins.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: You know, typically that's someone who JPJ matches up with
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: because he's a little bit bigger, but who's that?
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: JPJ. I don't know who that is.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: Stop.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know who that fucking guy is.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, stop. But no, I didn't have anyone else.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sante 5'10, about 180, and Daylon Everett 6'1, listed
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: in the mid-190s. So it was tricky. I was going
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: to say Roman Wilson because you were fucking steaming for
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: probably about 35 minutes in the stands, but he did
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: have that touchdown on that burn.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: If we lost the game, I would be furious right now.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: Sure. That was at least a 10-point swing.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. I mean, you go out there, you
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: drop a great ball right in his hands, dropped interception.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: You're in field goal range. That's at least three points.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: You go into half up 20 to 10. Instead, it's
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: 17-17 at halftime. Mistakes like that can't happen. Can't happen. Yeah, yeah.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: I think moving forward, and I don't see this happening,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: but I'd love to– kind of limit the route tree
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: of Roman Wilson I mean those go balls burning people
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: with his speed one of the fastest players on the
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: field one of the fastest players in that draft class
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: when we took him and we really hadn't seen anything
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: from any any coach with Roman Wilson so far in
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: the NFL where he was just burning people off the
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: line and scrimmage and that was kind of a focal
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: point so Let's get him taking the top off the defense.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: And I would have loved to see that being like
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: a Jeremy Bernard or even Michael Pittman type routes as
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: opposed to Roman Wilson there.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I got another stiff too, while we're at it,
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: the fucking refs I'm sick of this ref show. Every
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: guy it's three weeks now. I mean the, the holding
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: calls two of them on DK, both terrible, terrible, terrible calls,
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: great blocks by DK. It's, The one of them was
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: that fucking 60, 70-yard run by Jalen Warren, and the
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: flag came in as Jalen Warren is 40 yards downfield.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: The ref reaches for the flag and said, oh, he's
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: got a big play. Let's see what I can do
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: to negate that. I'm telling you, Pat, at some point
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: this year, there's going to be a really bad call
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: that screws us out of a game. Oh, boy. Like,
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: it's going to be really bad. I feel it.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I feel it in the ether. I feel it in
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: my plums.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: They do not want us. They do not want Rodgers
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: on ESPN in the Super Bowl this year. The powers
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: that be. The mouse. Yes, the mouse is out to
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: get us. Not only do we got to beat 31
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: other teams in the NFL, we got to beat the mouse.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good shout out, Fitzgerald. was terrible. Why don't you
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: break down your Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon summary, McChinchy?
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. I don't have it in front
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: of me.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: That's fine.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: I'll edit it out. Hold on.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Dude, the interns. Staying hidden when he knows I'm dragging
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: my balls across his face.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Classic. Classic ball humor.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Crouching Tiger, Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow finishes 28 for 37,
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: 282 yards and three touchdowns. Joe Burrow had a great game.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, their game plan was pretty simple, Pat. Just
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: dink and dunk, dink and dunk, dink and dunk. And
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: then when you get close to the end zone, just
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: throw it to Jamar or T.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: Higgins.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: That was kind of what they were doing. But Joe
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Burrow had a good game. We still prevailed. Hidden Dragon,
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Dexter Lawrence. Steelers did a great job getting hands on him.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, he got through towards the end of the
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: game there for that sack. I think he had two sacks, right?
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: He had two sacks, but they were both– that one
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: was blowed. dead, blown dead.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. That's, that's another ref show call. I forgot
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: about dude. Dexter Lawrence doesn't even bring them to the ground.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Rogers breaks the tackle. They're blowing the whistle.
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Rogers probably would have been sacked, but I don't know
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: if Dexter Lawrence would have gotten credited. And then there
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: was another one where Lawrence was in the right place
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: at the right time. He was like the third guy
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: to finish the tackle, but I guess it was a
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: solo tackle because he was kind of pushed into him.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: So you know, not to take anything away from Dexter Lawrence,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: but just saying, I think the offensive line and the
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: play calling both reflected a serious commitment to Dexter Lawrence.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Dexter Lawrence, two sacks, three TFLs. He was the
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: only Cincinnati Bengals defender with a sack or a TFL.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: That's kind of tough. Yeah.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: That's all.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: That's all I got. Bengals. We smoked their ass.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we smoked that ass.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: We smoked their ass, too. We rolled that booty up.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Let's kick it to commercial. Station identification when we get back.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: We've got the Browns coverage for you, boys. Stay tuned.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Tarps Off listeners, listen up.
• 52:23
  Speaker 9: It's Browns week, and I can't stand these fucking Browns. Steelers,
• 52:28
  Speaker 9: two and a half point favorites. Over-under set at 38
• 52:32
  Speaker 9: and a half. Cloudy with a tiny chance of piss.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Thursday night football. Kickoff around 8 p.m. at Paul Brown Stadium.
• 52:39
  Speaker 9: We got intern Doobie pulling a Rambo 2 and a
• 52:43
  Speaker 9: Rambo 3.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Moving behind SB lines. You go to the game, Doobie.
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: Hell yeah, I'll be in Cleveland in the black and gold,
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: repping the Stellars. You know, I'll be on them Brownies
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: fans' asses all night.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get on their asses, McGingy.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Right up in their asses.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you have to.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Right up in their asses.
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: Right up in them.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Why don't you tell me? Why don't you tell me
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: and the people at home, McGingy? Why do you hate
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: the Browns?
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: I don't need to tell you. I don't need to
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: explain it to you. We hate this team. We hate
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: this city. just like we hate the last one. Let
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: me remind you guys this week. Pat, I got a
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: little clip for you.
• 53:30
  Speaker 11: Who did it, Cleveland?
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Cleveland fans.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: No, Cleveland fans threw beer at my mother at my
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: rookie year.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: Hey, it's all for.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: The sports.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: It's all for.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: The love of the game. My mom enjoyed it, so
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: it was all good. No hard feelings, but yeah, I
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: definitely enjoyed it. Does she bring a poncho now? What
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: was her response when that happened?
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: Disgusting. Disgusting.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: Mrs.
• 53:56
  Speaker 10: Mrs.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Mrs.
• 53:57
  Speaker 10: Mrs.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Do we not love women in Cleveland?
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: Is assaulting women 27 times worth $ 230 million? Do we
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: need to start beating up mothers now?
• 54:21
  Speaker 13: Are Cleveland mothers traumatizing their kids to think all mothers
• 54:25
  Speaker 13: are evil? Is Cleveland harboring Casey Anthony and Lindsey Clancy
• 54:30
  Speaker 13: and Michelle Obama?
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: If you are a mother in the Cleveland area, call 1-800-799-7233.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: On to the scouting report. Man, what a surprise the
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: Browns have been so far under head coach Todd Munkin.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: Todd Munkin has been the benefactor of back-to-back good drafts
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: by Cleveland, landing them reigning defensive rookie of the year
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Schweisinger amongst the litany of other players. This team is
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: young all across the board, Pat, and Cleveland has done
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: it pretty much all through the draft with, you know,
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: trading away all their draft picks for Deshaun Watson as well.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: On offense, they added wide receivers Casey Concepcion and Denzel Boston,
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: the latter leading the team in receiving with nine catches,
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: 195 yards, two touchdowns. They've also revamped their offensive line
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: from last year, getting rid of guard Joel Batonio, right
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: tackle Jack Conklin, and center Ethan Pulchik. Ninth overall pick
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Spencer Fano fills in a tackle. Their backup center from
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: last year takes over on top of the ball. And
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: guard Zion Johnson is in for Jewel Batonio. And Zion
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: Johnson's the weak link, giving up seven sacks last year.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: On the defensive side of the ball is how the
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: national media and everyone says they've won their two games
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: so far. Although when you look at it on paper,
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: the numbers don't look that great. They're 22nd in yards
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: per game allowed, allowing 344 yards per game and 18th
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: in points per game allowed, allowing 23.7. Their defense did
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: make two great stops late in games versus Tampa Bay
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: and and Carolina last week, RIP, the hot lead, respectively.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: The pressure rate is still there for this defense, though.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: That famous pressure rate, pass rush, win rate, whatever the
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: fuck they want to call it, they're currently fifth in
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: the NFL. But they are failing to get turnovers, only
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: two takeaways so far this year. So all in all,
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: I don't see this defense as the rest of the
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: nation does. I don't see this team the way their
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: record says they is. The only thing they've done right
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: so far is they take a late lead, and then
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: get a timely stop. But I think this team is very,
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: very beatable on Thursday night, Pat.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well said, McG. I also want to add, if
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: you're a mother in the Cleveland or the Pittsburgh area,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: feel free to call 412-392-7424. Tell Pat what's up. Maybe
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: let him know what's going on. But well said, McG.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Great analysis. Why don't we get into the injury report here?
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Intern Doob, you want to kick us off?
• 57:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I got you guys. Rico, still injured, did not
• 57:09
  Speaker 6: practice today. Jalen Ramsey, dealing with a wrist injury. He
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: says broken. I don't know that we've seen x-rays. We'll
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: have to monitor that.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: I'll take his word for it.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: He said he broke it on the first drive of
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: the game.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: He still did practice in a limited fashion, though, so promising.
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: Brandon Echols in concussion protocol. He's been limited this week.
• 57:39
  Speaker 6: Let's hope he can make it back. Definitely worth mentioning
• 57:44
  Speaker 6: that Sean Elliott's still on IR with those two injuries
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: in the secondary. And JPJ, full participant Monday and Tuesday.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: What do you guys think? Oh, that's good. It looks
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: like he's been in some pain. And I want to
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: say I'm not a doctor. I'm not Dr. Pat. You know, Dr.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Pat McCrotch. It's not me.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: Doctor of what?
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not a doctor of nothing. But having said that,
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: and I know we don't speculate on this show. Never have.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: We're not going to start now. But I feel like
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: a sling for a wrist injury is probably not the
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: best method.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: What would you put them in, Pat?
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Well, I feel like a sling is for like a
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: shoulder injury. Or like an arm, you know.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: A wrist.
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: It's just to immobilize your arm so that you don't
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: use it very much. Yeah, but.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: What would you put it in?
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Doctor tried to put a cone on me, but I
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: still jerked off every day.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Just some non-speculatory speculation. Why don't we get into the
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: Browns injury report?
• 58:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: Browns do have a lengthy list of injuries as well.
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: Cornerback Tyson Campbell did return to practice, but in a
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: limited fashion. He missed week three. Ankle, knee, hip bothering him.
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: Safety Grant Delpit was also limited Monday and Tuesday.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: I'm Delpin it, Jenny. I'm Delpin it.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: I'm Delpin it.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Jenny, I'm Delpin it.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: Jenny, will you raise... I'll raise your AIDS baby, Jenny.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Can we move on from the guy who raised your
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: AIDS baby, Jenny? I heard his.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Spine's as crooked as a question mark. Jesus.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: All right, moving on.
• 59:31
  Speaker 6: They also have a backup running back hurt. Dylan Sampson
• 59:34
  Speaker 6: is on the IR. Tylan Wallace, their young wide receiver,
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: he did not practice. His knee is injured. Center Elston
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: Jenkins also did not practice. He's in concussion protocol.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: That'd be big. That'd be big. He is their new
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: starting center. Came in as a backup last year, slid
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: in now. That'd be big.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Dylan Sampsonite?
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: I was way off. I was way off. Go ahead, Dewey. Yeah.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: Also tackled Titus Howard. He was limited in practice with
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: a knee injury.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Tight ass Howard. I'm sorry. Go ahead. I'll stop. Still
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: pretty high.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: We also got, well, not we. They also got guard
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: Tevin Jenkins injured. He did not practice.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: Tevin Jerkins?
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: Limited today.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Jerkin it with Jerkins?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: You weren't done.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: Sorry. We're sorry. We're sorry, dude. We're sorry.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: Jenny, I'm dumping it.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: So they got some, they got some linemen out.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: Hopefully our trenches can take advantage of it.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And our, and JPJ needs to play. Let's start there.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: Pat JPJ needs to play this week. If it's not
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: this week, then it's, then it's absolutely almost past time
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: to start finding him.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: If, well, that gets into a whole other can of worms.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: I think if he doesn't play this week, it's that time. Yeah,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: fuck the union.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: There was a case last year. Actually, the NFL ruled.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: It hasn't been implemented yet, but they were working with
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: the Players Association, and they were cracking down on players
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: faking injuries to do exactly what's happening with JPJ. So
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: there is a chance that, and I'm just saying there's
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: a chance that.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Are you saying he's faking it?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: I'm saying if you were faking it, and if the
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Steelers were to start fining him for conduct detrimental to
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: the team, and the players union were to say, hey,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: you had him on the injury list in the preseason
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: and all year, so he must be hurt. And, you know,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden it raises that stake. The NFL
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: may look to make an example of him. A lot
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: of Mays in there. I'm just saying.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Drake Mays sucks this year. So keep your
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: Mays in a sack, Pat.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, keep your Mays in a flower, buddy.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: The one thing that we're going against is the historical stats, Pat.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Browns are 11-1 all-time on Thursday Night Football at home.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: 11-1 all-time on Thursday Night Football at home.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck, McG. We're going to beat
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: their ass, dude.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: In that 11-1, they are 4-0 against the Steelers. And
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: the Steelers haven't won in Cleveland since October of 2021.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: We're going to beat the piss out of Cleveland, dude. Yeah,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, the Joe Burrow... You know, winning record or
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: winning streak in Pittsburgh ended this week. Why can't Cleveland's...
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: This is.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Such a different team. Like, why are we even talking
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: about this?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is different. I mean, they're both different teams.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, as fans, we've had to sit through it.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: But Mike McCarthy hasn't coached this team the past 11
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: times or whatever they played. Mike McCarthy's also very good
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: on Thursdays.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Is he, Pat?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 14: Do you have any stats to back that up? Why
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 14: don't we ask... Doobie! What's Mike McCarthy's career record on
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 14: Thursday Night Football?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 6: I can find that one out.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: Steelers also 0-9 in Thursday Night Football Divisional Road Games.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: They've never in the history of the franchise won a
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: Thursday Night Football Divisional Road Game.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Looks like he's 17-8. Is that what you found, Doobie?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: That's 25 years, dude. One game a year? 17?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: You guys, what are we guys?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Are you still using Gemini?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: He might play more than one Thursday night game a year,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: No way. He's played 25 Thursday night games.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: This is from CBS Sports, so this isn't even AI.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: That's right, 17 and 8.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, CBS Sports.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: Oh, probably because of Thanksgiving, huh?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, because they're in the division with the Lions.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: What is Mike McCarthy? Let's see what Crocs says.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: And the Cowboys too, obviously.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So they probably played. Yeah.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: 17 and eight.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So he's good.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: So he's about to come and be our savior.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: So I'm not, I'm not worried about it, dude. I mean,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Fuck this Cleveland team. Steelers going to come. I was
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: nervous last year. I think we both were, but I'm
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: not fucking. This team sucks. Steelers are awesome.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: I think this team is highly overrated. I think two
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: and a half points is disrespectful. I think people underrate
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: us and overrate this team. Pat, did you see what
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: fan promotions they have going on for the game?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 15: They have.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: I can't say that on air.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: What do they have?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: It's the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame game. And
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: they have a special inductee halftime performance, and they're not
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: telling anyone who's performing at halftime.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: No way. It's probably like fucking Machine Gun Kelly or
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: some fucking movie like that.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Well, it's someone who is inducted into the Rock and
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: Roll Hall of Fame.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: So whatever that means. They also put an Instagram post
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: out asking fans to make sure their cell phones are charged.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: So that they can do a fan-powered light show during
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: the game.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: How fucking cheap is that?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: That is some pirate shit.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: That is some pirate shit. That's how you know, dude.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: It's disgusting. It's disgusting that cheap bastards couldn't get people wristbands. Yeah,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: fan-powered light show. You power the show with your phone.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Be in your seats by 7.45 p.m.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Hey, they made an app. I'm sure they made an app.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. That's crazy. The fans are also pretty
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: pissed because they're wearing their all-brown uniforms this week.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Are those... What's the deal with... Why are they mad
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: about that?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: They call them the pooniforms. let's see it's just all
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: brown search on twitter pooniforms p-o-o-n-i-f-o-r-m-s.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: Are those their dude white sponsored uniforms yes they're.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah here they are yeah they do look like
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: poop all brown looks like shit from a butt dude.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: You better bring home a win, Doobie. I mean, last
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: year in Cleveland, that game was fucking miserable.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't even bother coming home if you can't come
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: home with a win.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: We're playing 300-style football.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: I think last year was bad. I was there two
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: years ago for that snow globe game.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: That was, oh, my God.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Well, at least you got some snow. Last year, it's
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: just fucking slushed, pissed rain. I lost my tent last year.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: The goddamn swell off the lake took it. Yeah, dude.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: My tent is probably in the lake. A big tailgate tent.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: Gone.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: Gone forever. Damn.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: I've been wondering why we'd been missing that at the
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: Tarps Off tailgates.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: It's in the lake.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got one in my truck real good.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: I also got a new one. Did you see who
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: the Browns cut today? Who? Offensive lineman Kendrick Green.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: No way.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get fucked, buddy. Oh, man. Why don't you give
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: us your keys to victory, Pat?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I think it's a simple formula this week, McGingy.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: We got to put some pressure on that Predator, McGingy.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson, make them make mistakes. I mean, he's made
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: a couple of nice plays this year, but apart from that,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: he's really struggled with pressure. He hasn't been going through
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: his progressions well. So just get in his head, McGingy.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Feast on the Predator.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, he's been good in the fourth quarter,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: so I would even add to that, Pat, is pressure
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: the Predator in the fourth quarter.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Here, how about this, dude? Here's a headline for you.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Predator becomes prey.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: How about that?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: That's kind of, that's, I don't know, man. When the
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: predator is in the prey situation, I don't know. Oh, shit.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Good call. I didn't even think of that.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: Someone assaulting him.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: True.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Maybe we just say pressure the quarterback on everything. Let's
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: just go.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: No, I like pressure the predator. Because he is a predator.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: Let's not let him get away with it. 27 times.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: I know me and women have beef today, but I'm
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: still believing them.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: I always believe women, dude.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: I've been very vocal about that.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Max. Free Lindsay Clancy.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I believe her.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: She is free.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: That's the thing.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 2: She can get up. I know she can walk, too.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: The whole wheelchair thing is a charade.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: How about we feed the playmakers, McJay? We got a
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: lot of hungry boys on this team, but you know what?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: If your name ain't Jalen Warren or Darnell Washington, you're
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: going to be a little hungry because we need to
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: feed those boys, McGingy.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Facts. Feed them. Big boys need to eat. Thursday night feast.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Here's an interesting one. Let's limit explosive plays in the
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: pass and the run game. And I say this because
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: I want Deshaun Watson to throw the ball 50 times
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: you know what i mean like i don't mind some
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: dinking and dunking because he's gonna make a mistake i
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: mean he just is he's gonna make a bad throw
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: gonna make a bad read just don't let him get
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: you know a denzel bosh denzel boston uh 50 yard
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: touchdown pass don't let one of their running backs you
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: know break through for 60 yard touchdown i mean if
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: we can limit those things and force him to to
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: really throw a perfect game then i like the steward's
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: chances quite a bit mcgingy.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't agree more. And I think, you know,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: I'll echo this. I think they run a lot of
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: that soft zone they've been running this year. They've had
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: success with it. They've been tackling well. And most importantly,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: they've been very fast, Pat.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Sure. And I like the man matchup if Porter Jr.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Plays.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: But if he doesn't, I think you got to play
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: a decent bit of zone. And I say that because
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: you've got Denzel Boston, who Joey Porter Jr. would be
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: perfect to man him up. Right. Big body, physical kind
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: of guy. And then you have Casey Concepcion, who's quick.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: He's fast. Stick someone on him. And, you know, that
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: kind of shuts it down. But without Joey Porter Jr.,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I'm not terrified of Casey
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Concepcion and Denzel Boston. I just don't like the matchup
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: necessarily if Joey Porter is going to sit out.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: That makes sense, but I think we're going to see
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: a lot of what we've seen through the first couple weeks.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: Neither of those guys are big and strong, so Asante Samuel,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: he's not going to struggle unlike he did against T.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: Higgins and Jamar Chase size-wise. I'm excited.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Boston is tall, though. I mean, he's a big body. Oh,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: he's not.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Let's look up his height here.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: Wow, 6'4. 6'4, yep.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: Wow. Mm-hmm.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: I don't think he's too heavy, though. What?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: 215.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good size.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Anyway, that's why I'd rather have a guy like Joey
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Porter Jr. And then Casey Kizip shows the opposite. He's
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: a little shorter, twitchier, quicker than fast. He hasn't really
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: done much so far.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: No, but they've done a good job in the draft
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: these last few years.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: Imagine if they would have had their first round picks.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Or if they would have had Baker Mayfield still.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: And their first round picks.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, this organization is a joke.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: Well, those are Pat's keys to victory.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Let me move on here to the Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: Crouching Tiger being the one that we know can kind
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: of kill us here. I'm going Harold Fannin, Pat. Over
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: the last two games against the Steelers, nine catches, 111 yards,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: one touchdown. He killed us last year in Cleveland. I
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: don't know. I just think he's, you know, he led
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: the team in targets last year. I think he's the
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: most talented weapon that they still have, most proven guy.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: I'm still not sold that our defense can lock down
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: tight ends. You know, we saw Jaceki touchdown this week
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: on a miscommunication we saw. Hunter Henry, you know, have
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: wide open a couple of times. So keep your eyes
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: on Harold Fannin. Hidden dragon. What's laying, you know, in
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: the grass, you know, that doesn't, you don't quite think
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: of will kill you, but it will. Ourselves. I think
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: if we beat ourselves this week, that's going to be
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: a tough way to lose. And that's typically what's happened
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: on these Thursday night football games in Cleveland.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: Good call.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: I have a hidden dragon as well. A young emerging player.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Mason Graham, someone that I really liked coming out of college,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: but he already has four sacks this year.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Leading their team.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: Eight tackles. So, and he's been pretty solid in the
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: run game. Just, just had a really solid start to
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: the year. And look, dude, we got a fucking Brad.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: I love Brad. They just, part of me kind of
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: feels bad because they just, they don't know what good
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: football teams and good football players look like. They just don't.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: I typed in Mason Graham to pull up his numbers,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: and the first thing that comes up is Akron Beacon Journal,
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: and the article is titled, Is Defensive Tackle Mason Graham
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: Building a Defensive Player of the Year Case?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, four sacks through three games. They're a little
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: bit ahead of themselves, but I guess you could say
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: he is building it a little bit. He's got some
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: bricks in the foundation. We got a good call from
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: a Browns fan coming in later. Do you want to
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: play that call now?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: From a Browns fan? Yeah.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: Sure. Okay. Oh, I'm totally unprepared. Let me get that up.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: I think it was a Browns fan. It's a 3-3-0 number.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: It's your suggestion. Hey, Carpsoft Radio. This is.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: A.A.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: N.C.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 11: N.E.O.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 16: Pto bro first time caller but let's get.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 6: Right into it.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: What is that some cleveland cleveland music i don't know
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: what's going on some cleveland fight song or something i think.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: It's the browns is it the browns fight song.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 15: I guess.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: Remember I told you they had that bad fight song?
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: That's probably what it is, huh? Right.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Go Browns.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: You got a good one in store for Thursday.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 12: Let's start off with some back for you.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 11: Browns, 4-1 in their last five games. Browns also won
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 11: seven Thursday night football.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Games in a row.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 11: Browns and Guardians, both in first place. Last time that
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 11: happened was before I was born, McG.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 16: Ticket prices doubled since this weekend for the Steelers-Browns game.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 11: Vibes are high.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: In the land.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 16: Love a short week, you know, Thursday night football.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 11: But it's sad. You won't be there, be able to
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 11: make the game exchangey compared to that shit game you
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 11: were at last year with pretty much nothing to be
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 11: excited about and shit weather.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 16: And Browns fans were about as checked out as I've
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 16: ever seen them last year at that point. But I'll
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 16: give you guys your flowers to play a good game
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 16: against the Bengals. And I think the Steelers are a
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 16: tough matchup for us. I think Rodgers, if he sits
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 16: in the pocket, he'll.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 11: Be able to make some plays on us. You know,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 11: I think this game being on a Thursday night plays
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 11: a huge factor and overall just gives a much wider
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 11: range of possibilities of what could happen.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 12: My prediction, I personally think.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 11: There will be a lot more touchdowns in this game
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 11: than we're used to in these games. So I'll give
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 11: you my prediction. I got the Browns 28, Steelers 26.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: A lot of.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 11: Highlight reel plays on both sides of the ball for
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 11: both teams.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: This is a big one.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 11: You know as well as I do getting a division win.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 16: Is like winning a game and it's like winning a
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 16: game and a half because you got that tiebreaker shit.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: But that's all I got love the show Yin always.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 11: Respect your rival and I can't wait to see.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 16: Yin at the Cordell a lot sometime this year best
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 16: of luck Thursday.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 17: Men wow best of luck you know he did say
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 17: something funny He said, winning against your division rivals like
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 17: a game and a half because of the tiebreaker.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: What would the Browns fans know about playoff tiebreakers?
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: It's like a win of the Super Bowl for them.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: It really is. This is the Browns weekly Super Bowl.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: The yearly Super Bowl.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: Thursday night football at home against the Steelers.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: The last time the Guardians and the Browns have both
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: been in first place was in the 90s. That's probably
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: what the Steelers and Pirates are too, right?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: No, it would have been, I.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: Don't know.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think how the Steelers were. Well, even still,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: they only finished in first. It doesn't matter.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: Is that one for Grok?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: We got to stop with this. This is getting out
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: of hand.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: I know, I know.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: Oh man yeah jared verse been been pretty quiet thus
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: far i was i looked up his numbers and another
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: all-time cleveland article they speak their own language over there
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: in cleveland sometimes big gg jared versus pressure surge is
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: lifting the Browns' pass rush even without the sacks.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the pass rush has still been able to get there.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: But he's fucking pass rush win rate. Oh, he's got
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: no sacks, but he's leading the surge.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, Pat. Of all that AA said,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: if the Browns score 28 points on us this week,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: I'm going to kill myself. If they score 28 points
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: this week, if they score more points than the Bengals,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: than the Patriots, than the Falcons, I'm going to be very,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: very angry.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And we talked off there about Pat Graham in
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: this bagel game. I mean, he did as well as
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: he could do. I don't put any, you know, the
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: high score or the Joe Burrow stats on him. You know,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: you can't play, can't play much man at all, especially
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: without Joey Porter Jr. And when you play zone against Burrow, it's,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: You just got to hope the pressure gets home. And
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: that was more on the players than on Patrick Graham.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: So through three weeks, I mean, he's been looking pretty good.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: And if he goes out there and lays a stinker
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: against Cleveland, that could change a lot of perspective on him.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: But I have confidence. I have faith. I'm not expecting
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: anything like that.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: No, absolutely not. I'm trying to play the Cleveland Browns
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: fight song. This has got to be what he was playing, right?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: It sounds so bad. I don't know.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: It's a terrible song.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: Cleveland. Remember that tourist video? Maybe put that one in there.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: At least it's not Detroit. We're not Detroit.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: It could be worse. We could be Detroit. That was
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: one of three things I had written in my notes
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: from the game last year, was this fight song sucks.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Why don't we get into Aircraft's Eye in the Sky?
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: Doobie, Doobie, hold on. I got one thing to request
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: from you when you go to this game, okay?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: Can you write down all of the players' names and
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: numbers that they have retired?
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 6: They're like around.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: Like the middle level on the wall around the whole stadium.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: There were so many names and numbers of players I've
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: never heard of. Collect it. Yeah, collect them, because I
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: think I accidentally deleted that note that I wrote them
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: all down, and I couldn't find it on Google.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Steelers don't retire any numbers, really.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they were retired or if it
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: was like a similar Hall of Honor thing. All I
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: know is there was way too many fucking people on it.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, mm-hmm. Yes, he was only officially retired three numbers
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: with Chinji.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: Crazy.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: Let's get into things to watch from Aircraft's Eye in
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: the Sky.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 4: Flight attendants, prepare for takeoff.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: Things to watch from Aircraft's Eye in the Sky. One,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: special teams won the game from mistakes on their end
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: and good plays on our end. It's good to see
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: us ready to do that if we need to, but
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: I'd like to see us win in the primary phase
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: of the game. Two, Jalen Warren should get the ball
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: as much as he can handle. Three, no excuse for
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: play clock management. Should have lost us the game. Aaron
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: tends to take his cadence to within seven seconds, and
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: it's unnecessary. Break the huddle earlier. All in all, hit
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: on the deep ball plus convert on third down equals win.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: This is the formula. Defense was good enough to win
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: with those two marks and will be able to in
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: almost every game. Deep ball, deep ball, deep ball. Aircraft
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: also reminded me, Pat, the longest reception of the year
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: now belongs to Darnell Washington.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: Just as we drew it up, Big Chichi.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: Deep threat, Darnell. That's what they're calling him. Darnell, yeah.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: Darnell does go deep. Oh, man.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you would know. You would know, Pat. They don't
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: call him Mount Washington for a reason.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: Who's Washington? Why is he being mounted? But going back
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: to what Aircraft said about Rodgers kind of taking his
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: sweet-ass time, I mean, this is a pretty new offense
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: even from week two to three, simplifying the offense, switching
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: some things up. And you've got a lot of young
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: guys in there. especially on the offensive line. So I
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I don't put that on Rodgers.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: That's more of making sure everybody's in the right place,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: know what's going on, which I mean, it's, you know,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: not excusing that, but I think it, I think it's understandable.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: Understandable. Give us your prediction.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Well, something to make Gigi, you, you kind of, you
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: kind of stormed off to get some beer after that
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Roman Wilson thing. uh drop pass interception but.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: I had to i was i was furious i haven't
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: been that mad in the stadium in a while yeah.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: And i was trying to talk talk logic with you
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: when you got back and you weren't here you weren't
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: hearing it what uh gotta keep an eye on the
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: timeouts i mean rogers sees the play it's not gonna
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: work oh yeah you tried to fix it you tried
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: to tell me about timeouts after you're gonna get a
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: delay a game you know if you don't call it
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: timeout just things that in aircraft's defense can be cleaned
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: up because you're going in uh to the half aaron
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: rogers ripped and i don't think you you might have
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: shown on replays but aaron.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: Rogers all over again yeah.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: Aaron rogers ripped off a pretty nice run actually slid
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: down and there was like 18 seconds left that we
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: didn't have any timeouts and it was like we were
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: maybe a play or two away from getting into field
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: goal rage so i mean that's potentially leaving points on
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: the board.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: Too Yeah, I didn't want to hear nothing about timeouts
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: at that point.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: You didn't want to hear nothing about nothing?
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: No, other than how much Roman Wilson could have just
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: cost us.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: I couldn't even talk to you until halfway through the
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: third quarter. Everything that came out of my mouth. Well,
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: that run never would have happened if fucking Roman Wilson
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: would have caught that fucking ball! Yeah, yeah.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: I was right. It's... I was right.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: It's like the Bengals' second drive in the third quarter.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: I was stuck in an anger loop.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: You were. I was trying to snap you out of it.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: He straight up ruins my halftime. Ruins the start of
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: the third quarter for me. I kept saying, he just
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: lost us the game. Game's over. He just lost us
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: the game.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were screaming about it for a while, but
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: glad it wasn't a nail in the coffin for the Steelers.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: Being tied instead of being up two scores going into halftime.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: My prediction, though, Mick Chinji, 27-13, big Steelers win.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy, Pat. I got the same thing here.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, hell yeah.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: 27-13, that's what I'm dealing with as well.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: 27 is not a number Deshaun likes either.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: No, it's not a good number for him. He's got PTSD.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: Who's 27 for the Steelers? Rayshon Jenkins, former Brown?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: We do that number thing at the start of every year. Yeah,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: we don't have a 27. No, we don't. The last
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 2: one was Marcus Allen, Penn State's finest.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 2: We don't like 27. Deshaun might. We don't. Flip the
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: script on him. McGinji's hot lead. Another loss at the
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: hands of Cleveland. Six and four, up two units. But
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 2: I love, love, love, love, love the slate this week.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: The official pick is Jags-Bengals over 51.5. I saw a
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: stat before week one that said the Bengals in that
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: stadium at home averaged like 57, 58 points per game,
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 2: and this is going to be a high-scoring one. Jags
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: offense good, Bengals offense good, playing a little desperate now,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: over 51.5. That's for everyone. Everyone's going to see that.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 2: I got some extra picks for my listeners. That aren't
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 2: going to be official picks. We're doing one official pick
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: this year, but I'm telling you some picks I love.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: I got four other ones. I hope you guys got
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: your pen and paper ready.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: Jags Bengals over 51 and a half. That's the official pick.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: Ready?
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 2: Lions Panthers over 50 and a half. Saints Monday Night
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: Football minus two and a half at home versus Atlanta.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: Cardinals plus one and a half versus the Giants. Chiefs
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: minus four and a half versus the Raiders. I hope
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: you got all that. Those are the special picks I'm
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: giving out. I will let everyone know how we do
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: on them. I'll keep track of it so we can
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: talk about it next week. Jags bangles over 51 and
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: a half is the official pick.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: Like a little boy who eats his own boogers, McChinchy.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: I love those pics. Nice.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: I love them boogers. Let's take another commercial break. Pause
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: for some station identification. When we get back, we're going
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: to hear from you guys, the sexiest listeners in America,
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: the voicemails. Stay tuned.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 5: Well, hi there.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 15: My name's Dick, and I'm the owner and proprietor.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 5: Of Fremonta Family Farms.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 15: At Fremonta Family Farms, we put family first. That's why
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 15: all our animals are bred locally, in-house, exclusively with members
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 15: of their own kin. We don't use any of them
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 15: liberal city boy GMO hormonal cows.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: We breed the old-fashioned way.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 15: Couple candles in the barn, cow jams, volumes one through four.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 5: and some gentle coercion.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 15: We've worked hard this summer to ensure our cows have
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 15: 30% less hepatitis. Not only do we milk our cows
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 15: by hand, but we slaughter using our bare hands as well.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 15: None of them fancy, high-powered, unethical killing machines. Just my
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 15: cousin Tucker and a few left hooks. We also don't
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 15: just milk cows. We'll provide you with whatever milk you please. Hell,
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 15: I'll milk a pig for you. We can milk a horse.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 15: I'll even milk my old blue tick, Betsy. Visit any
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 15: of our 12 locations with the finest quality from under cheese, dairy,
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 15: and meat around.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: You can find our vans parked in.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 15: The handicapped space at your local gas station Tuesdays and
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 15: Thursdays from.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 5: 1 to 4 a.m. And please, tell them Dick sent you.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 4: Ring, ring.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: Hello?
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: Ring, ring.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: Hello?
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 5: Ring, ring.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: Hello?
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 4: Ring, ring.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: Hello? Ring, ring.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: You have a bad connection. Thanks for sticking with us,
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: Tarps Off listeners. Now let's hear from you. What are they, Pat?
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: You're talking about the sexiest listeners in the world?
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: The sexiest listeners in America.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: Just America?
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: I can't speak for foreigners, Pat.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: We do have a very big international audience on Tarpsoft, though,
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: Big Gigi.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 2: That is true. We're like number seven in Germany.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like number 19 football podcast in Romania or
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: something like that. We love our Romanian listeners.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: We get those emails, dude. I am kind of interested
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: in them. but I never really look at them. I'm
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: not one for statistics, Pat.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: Well, I kept having some password issues the past few weeks.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: That sucks. Let's kick it to Fabio on the Mount. Hey,
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: Tarps Off. Fabio on the Mount here. What a good
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 2: bad game, man.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: They love to see it.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 12: I want to start by saying I'll eat crow.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 11: Jim Broney, if that was for you.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: Also, shout out to Pat on the.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: Room at work.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 12: I say it once, I'll say it a thousand times.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 11: One of the best rooms I've had in quite some time.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 11: Let's get to the game and let's get to some complaining.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 12: Not too much I'm going to complain about. I'll take
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 12: that job every.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 11: Time, especially the way the offense was looking. But I
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 11: would like to.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 10: Say Still a little bit of that, you know, letting
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 10: the team hang around the bowl, you know, that we
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 10: come to love from the Steelers. Lingering maybe a little
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 10: bit from, you know, the Mike T regime. But maybe,
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 10: you know, I hope that's not my MO for the
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 10: rest of my life because my heart can't handle that.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 11: I don't have enough blood pressure medication to stand that.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 11: I don't know what you guys think. You know, 2-1
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 11: feels good.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 12: Big fan.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: Not going no ways.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: Last but not least, Boosters.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: Go Steelers.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: Go Steelers.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Pat, those Rubens were fired, dude. The meat was
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: high quality.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I just walked in the Costco and
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: didn't know what I was going to do yet. And
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: I saw the meat there.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: I said, give me the meat.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple pounds of corned beef.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 2: That'll do, partner. That'll do. And Fobby's on the same
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: page I am with the whole Roman Wills thing. You
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: could tell that's what he was getting at, even if
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 2: he didn't want to say it. Or maybe I'm still
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: mad about it now that you brought it up again.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 2: Thanks for the call, Fobby. Now let's kick it to
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: Jim Broney, King of Beaver County. Let's hear it from you.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 11: Hey, sorry to interrupt.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 12: I'm Jim Broney, King of Beaver County. I'm sitting here
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 12: at the tailgate. I should say, Pat, you did it again.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 12: You did it again, Pat.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: What a hell of a room, and I'm eating right here.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: The people likes the Rubens, Pat. I think that's got
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: to be a staple once a year. Now we got
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 2: to do some Rubens. That Costco.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: I went to Ford for grocery stores for those Rubens.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: I went to Costco and they didn't have any rye bread.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: And I knew that sauerkraut was going to be cheaper
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: to right across the street at the Aldi. So I
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: went to the Aldi for rye bread and sauerkraut. And
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: the Aldi didn't have any rye bread. So I bought
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: the sauerkraut. And then I'm driving past Mike McCarthy's Giant Eagle, right?
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: Taking the shortcut home past the cemetery going across by Jagoffs, right?
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: And they had all kinds of rye bread. So I
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: bought the rye bread. Get home. I'm cleaning off the
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: flat top. I'm like, fuck, I got to oil this
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: thing up again. So then I had to go to
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: shop and save and get some fucking oil. You're going
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: scuba diving again, huh?
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: All this talk's making me hungry. I got to quench
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: my hunger a little bit.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: You're just going to make yourself hungrier.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: There's the thing, Pat. I'm always hungry. I could go
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: for a Reuben right now, Pat. Yeah.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been on this fucking bullshit, fucking salad bullshit
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: during the week, dude. Just ate fucking Reubens and a
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: steak in a parking lot at 9 a.m. on Sunday.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually, I exercise Monday and today, Pat. That's
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: two days in a row of exercise. And I've had
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: nothing but chili. And I did have a piece of
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: cornbread yesterday.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: Exercise is a little bit of dumbbells and then walk
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 2: an hour on the walking pad.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: Walk an hour on the walking pad.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 2: I got this lesbian walking pad.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is kind of lesbian.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: It's so cool, dude. That's how they get toned.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: Lesbians are cool, dude.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 2: They're the fucking best, dude.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: I fucking love them.
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: Just straight up, straight up lesbians.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: We got a new caller this week.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: We could put a fork.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: We got a new caller this week. Sparky from Squirrel Hill.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: Let's hear from Sparky. I don't even, I don't even
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: recognize this. This is Sparky from Squirrel Hill.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 4: Long time caller. First time listener.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just wanted to call in because, you know,
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: I remember back during the draft, Pat.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 11: You really did not like the personal pick, Max Kihonichor. Again,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 11: you were more on board, though. You're very smart on
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 11: your side, Nijinji, just like I was.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: So I just wanted to call in and say, Yesterday
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 3: proved that this was a great pick. Because the Pittsburgh
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: Steelers are going to the Super Bowl. Now, the pitch
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 3: offensive line has been.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 11: Whipped by Matt Imanachor.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 3: And anybody, I mean anybody who thinks this team can
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: go to the Super Bowl with such offensive line, even
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: Aaron Rodgers, he should go through the damn terror program.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 3: Because they are smoking drugs.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: I'm talking crap.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 11: I'm talking cocaine.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: I'm talking crystal methamphetamines. Because what? He's going to show
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 3: his soul to the Sun Devil, and the Sun Devil
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 3: is collecting. He's collecting pancakes. He's collecting sackless sundaes. And
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 3: he's collecting a goddamn Bavarian trophy from Tennessee, Arizona, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 5: The Devil has.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 12: Come to collect his due.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 11: You doubt it, Em.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: But I never did. McKenzie never did. The goddamn Devil
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: of the Sun never did. That's the horror tour. Sun Devil,
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 3: Pittsburgh Steelers, future.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 11: Super Bowl champions.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 12: And from now on, you don't call him Max.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 3: You call him IMAX because coming to the theaters this.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 12: Thursday in IMAX and.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: Taking those brownies, whether that's Jared Burst, Isaiah McGuire, Derek Barnett,
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 3: or Sam Williams, they're going to see everything. Every pancake
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: is a crystal clear resolution provided by IBAC, and they're
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: going to have their heads rocked by the patented surround
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 3: sound system. This Thursday, for the rest of the season,
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: let's be on the top in IBAC. Yeah, so that's.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 11: Really all I wanted to say about that.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 3: I did also want to ask, what's your guys' favorite
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: pizza place in the city?
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 9: Because, you know, I know that can be.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 3: A very controversial topic that some people like to.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 11: On Broadway.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 3: So I was just curious the way you guys stand
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 3: on that.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 12: But yeah, that's all we got.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 3: I'm hanging up the list now.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 4: Thanks, guys.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: That was simultaneously a wild call and simultaneously one of
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: the stupidest calls to answer the pizza place because only
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: one of us eats pizza.
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: He's trying to rage bait me, but it ain't working
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: at all. I'm the stupidest man. I don't eat pizza. No,
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: he knows.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: He knows who that is. That Sparky sounded a lot
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: like Donnie.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: Donnie's in the Peace Corps.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: That Sparky sounded a lot like Donnie, and if it
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: was Donnie, Donnie would be one to rage bait you, Pat.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, I'm riding so high right now, McJoochie.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, bring it on.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: What's your favorite pizza place, Pat? You're lactard.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: I never heard that before. That's a good.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 4: One.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's got a point. I don't need to
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: rub it in anymore, though. That whole phone call did enough.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: Did you could you hear that good?
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 10: No.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 2: Okay. I couldn't really hear it good on my end either.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: Picture what I'm hearing right now. I'm hearing a phone
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 1: that probably isn't very good. He sounds like an ASU alum,
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: so he probably can't afford a very good phone. He's
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: probably got an Android on Mint Mobile playing through probably
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: a TV with the John Cena speaker going on with
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: the John Cena song. played through your phone speaker, played
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 1: through a microphone, played through headphones on my head. So
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: to answer your question, no, I did not hear that
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 1: very well.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: Maybe it'll sound better through speakers or other people's headphones.
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's just your headphones. Maybe it's just your headphones.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: Maybe you got bad headphones.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's your speaker playing it through your mic.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: Either way, either way.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: Thanks for the call, Sparky.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sparky. Sounds like a real dog fucker to me.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 2: Do you have the answer of the week, Pat?
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 1: I do. I do. I think this one's pretty obvious, too.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 1: My answer of the week, a man of service, we
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: salute Wally. Wally, Walt Wally, the camera guy from PNC Park.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: He recorded his last game last week after a legendary
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: 40-year career at PNC Park and Three Rivers Stadium, 40
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 1: years spanning over 3,100 home games. He began creating scoreboard
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 1: animations in 1986 before moving to camera operations in the 90s.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: Throughout the ceremonial first pitch in the game, was it
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: last Wednesday or Thursday? Yeah, the last game. 65 years old,
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 1: he's retiring. That means he started this gig when he
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 1: was 25. And this is basically all he's done his
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: whole life.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 2: 40 years. That was 1986. Yeah. He saw some good
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 2: games and then a lot of bad ones.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 2: Three River Stadium.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: His job easier probably. He doesn't have to focus on
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: the game.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: And luckily we had a buddy who knew Wally Waltz,
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 2: as I called him, because I didn't know his nickname
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 2: was Wally. So anytime I was, we were at a game,
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: I would just yell, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You know,
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 2: as a kid growing up, boom, boom. On the fucking Jumbotron.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he had that jersey that said camera guy on
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: the back.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: Number zero. It's crazy that everyone knows the camera guy.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: So remember that the lemonade guy did?
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 4: Lemonade!
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: It cut out on you, Pat.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 1: Your mic's gone.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't hear you, Pat. I know you're trying, Pat.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: I know you're yelling. I know you're trying over there,
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: but I know you're trying. Yeah. To be trivia question.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 6: All right, fellas, before we get into trivia, I just
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 6: wanted to say we got our Panthers going down to
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 6: Blacksburg on Friday night.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 1: Play Vatek. What do you guys think about your alma mater?
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 2: Smoke show. These two teams throw out the record books.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 2: The coaches hate each other.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 1: How about the– it was a fun fact I heard
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 1: on the DV postgame, or actually I guess it was
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 1: the fan postgame. It was after this pick game. The
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 1: drive– the ride from the airport to Blackburn is longer
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 1: than the flight to Blackburn. That's how short of a
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 1: flight and how long of a drive it is.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 2: The drive is longer than the flight?
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like once they land at the airport, the bus
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 1: ride to get to the stadium is longer than the
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: actual flight.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, interesting. What airport do you think they fly into?
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 1: They said it. It was like.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 2: Dallas?
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: Reagan?
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 1: It wasn't really close to Blackburn.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 2: Interesting. I think it's Blacksburg.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, what am I saying? Blackburn?
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 2: Blackburn.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Roanoke, maybe. they have an airport in Roanoke I
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 1: don't know North Carolina there's a Roanoke in Virginia.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 2: I don't even know where Blacksburg is to be honest
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: with you.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 1: Never been there yeah no shit how far is it
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 1: from here I think it's like a five hour drive
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 1: from here five and a half hours yes.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: Google Maps says three hours 22 what.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 1: Driving a black that's what Gemini says I had Roanoke
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 1: typed in yeah I got Blacksburg type insist first question
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 1: is Roanoke liberal oh that's flying it says five hours
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 1: 13 minutes driving okay do we think do we think
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 1: Roanoke is liberal or conservative conservative apparently according to Google
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 1: AI which has everybody's data they leave a little liberal.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 2: That's okay.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 6: Well, I also got the Panthers taking another dub going
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 6: to 5-0 this week.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: But let's move on.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: Here's what I hope happens, Doobie. This is the last
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: thing I'll say about the Pitt game. I hope that
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 2: we beat them and James Franklin says something snarky in
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 2: the postgame because he's really mad. That would be my
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 2: best-case scenario.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 1: That'd be beautiful.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: Yep. Okay, go ahead.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 6: So last week, we asked you guys which Steelers player
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 6: once made the team only because Chuck Knoll insisted on
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 6: keeping a long snapper, leading to a future Pro Bowl
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 6: career that began as a roster bubble afterthought during camp.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 1: The answer to that was Mike Webster.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: Concussion.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: That makes sense.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 6: He originally stuck on the roster because Knoll wanted a
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 6: dedicated long snapper. He was buried behind Ray Mansfield at center,
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 6: but Special teams value kept him from being cut. Eventually,
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 6: he became a Hall of Famer.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 2: Great question, Divvy.
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like Christian Kuntz. Pittsburgh zone.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: He's my neighbor.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 1: He's short to your valley? Isn't that what he is?
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Went to Duquesne. You know a lot
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 1: more about people's high schools than I do. It's kind
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 1: of creepy.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 1: I just might be a little bit older than you, Pat.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 1: Does that make it less creepy?
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: I think that makes it more creepy. I don't know
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 2: if that excuses it.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 1: So I'd be the same age as the guy.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 1: You're talking about Christian Coons. I'm talking Coons, boy.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 2: Never mind.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 18: Anyway, so this week we got another one for you.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 18: A little bit of a bronze twist to this one.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 18: So in the 2000 season opener, opener, The Browns thought
• 1:47:15
  Speaker 18: they had forced overtime until one Steelers defender immediately ended
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 18: the game by ripping the ball out and recovering the fumble.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 18: Which Steelers sealed that win with a walk-off strip in recovery,
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 18: instantly shutting down Cleveland's celebration?
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 4: 2000.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: That's the answer next week.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 1: You were probably, what, 20 years old during that game, Doobie?
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 3: 21.
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 2: 21.
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 1: Too old to be talking about looking at high school girls.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 1: You're the only one talking.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 2: About high school girls.
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 1: We're talking about Christian Coons High School. He immediately starts
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 1: thinking about high school girls. Whoa.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 2: Make sure to follow us on the socials at tarpsoftmcgingy,
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: at tarpsoftpat, at tarpsoftdude, at tarpsoftradio. Pat, take us away.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 9: Steeler football. Week 4. Holy hell. What a great fucking
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 9: win against the Bengals.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 1: But now it's time for the... Cleveland Super Bowl. Man,
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate Cleveland.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 9: They spent years chirping Pittsburgh fans about the promiscuous nature
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 9: of our quarterback, a family man, only to sign Harvey
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 9: Weinstein to the biggest guaranteed contract in NFL history.
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 1: I actually respect.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 9: The creativity in Cleveland, though, the way they constantly one-up
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 9: themselves and fight new and exciting ways to embarrass.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 1: And enrage their fans. It's really inspiring.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 9: Making fun of Cleveland, though, is like picking on that
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 9: weird kid at school who already.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 5: Eats his own scabs and scrapbooks his boogers.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 9: There's really nothing you can do to piss them off
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 9: that life hasn't already done for you. You just have
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 9: to remind them of who they are. They've been losers
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 9: for as long as I can remember. A dumpster fire
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 9: so massive, even the water there catches on fire.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 5: They do have an incredible history, though.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 1: Their future corned beef sandwiches gave.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 9: So many people diarrhea, they looked in the bowl and
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 9: decided to name their football team Hot Rancid Sloppy.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 1: Shits from an Ass.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 9: But that wouldn't fit on the jersey, so they settled
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 9: for the Browns. Then they beat a few teams in
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 9: a league that doesn't exist anymore.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 5: The Beatles went on the Ed Sullivan Show.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 9: The Civil Rights Act was passed. The Super Bowl was created.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 9: They lost a bunch of games, whipped through a few
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 9: dozen quarterbacks, and here we are watching them shovel shit
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 9: into the mouths of their fans with an eight-foot shovel
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 9: year after year after year after fucking year.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 5: But I don't feel bad for them.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 1: Fuck them!
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 9: Now that the second biggest criminal on last year's team
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 9: plays in L.A., it's time we beat the absolute brakes
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 9: off these shit eaters.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 5: I want the sacks to be in Deshaun Watson's face
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 5: this time.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 9: When that steam whistle blows, we're going to beat this
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 9: team by 27 points, one for each civil lawsuit.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 1: And I want.
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 9: Deshaun and Steichen and every last Watson enabler and supporter
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 9: to feel the weight of karma. I want Deshaun boot
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 9: off the field and I want your North throwing six
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 9: interceptions and hides in November.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 2: I want to beat.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 9: The shit out of these Jaguars.
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 1: No mercy.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 5: Mike Doblin's gone. The bad man is gone. Your Thursday
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 5: night's free ride is over, Cleveland.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 9: It's a work night for Big Mike, and he's going
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 9: to deliver football justice to that scumbag.
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 5: You call a quarterback.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 1: Fuck you, Cleveland. Here we go.