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May The FOURTH protect Payton when she almost carjacks you or a loved one! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: What day is it? Do you really not know?
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  Speaker 2: But I really don't all.
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  Speaker 1: What happened to fall? He told you the father May fourth,
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  Speaker 1: It's made the fourth Happy Star Wars Day, Name the
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  Speaker 1: Fourth be with you. Enjoy Star Wars Day.
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  Speaker 3: Star Wars the shot one O four seven Kiss FM.
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  Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich and it is Star Wars Day.
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  Speaker 3: May the Fourth be with you. I wanted to when
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  Speaker 3: to start that. I feel like he was probably on
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  Speaker 3: a show, a TV show of sitcoms. Since they made
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  Speaker 3: a fourth and it took off, made a fourth be
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  Speaker 3: with you, guys, and then you guys stay and also
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  Speaker 3: with you? Could you know that they changed I was
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  Speaker 3: at my I was in Los Angeles last weekend.
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  Speaker 1: You were, Yeah, I was.
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  Speaker 3: At my nephew's confirmation and my niece's confirmation, and you know,
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  Speaker 3: I had to do all this church stuff before, and
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  Speaker 3: you know, they changed a bunch of stuff. And I
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  Speaker 3: was like, I was like, man, I was at church,
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  Speaker 3: not along ago. And I still respond the same way,
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  Speaker 3: like you go, what is it?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 3: I want to say, may may the Fourth be with you?
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  Speaker 3: And then also and also with you is what you
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  Speaker 3: always say?
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  Speaker 1: Church? They changed it?
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  Speaker 2: I know I find out when I went to my
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  Speaker 2: my nephew's wedding, I'm like, oh, I haven't been to
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  Speaker 2: a Catholic church in a minute.
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  Speaker 4: Wait what they change it to?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I remember it's more complicated though.
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  Speaker 1: But for a.
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  Speaker 3: Million years you say and also with you, and now
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  Speaker 3: they say something else, and now it's like and then
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  Speaker 3: I go when they do that, and then the preacher
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  Speaker 3: goes twenty years ago.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was just peace be with you all
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  Speaker 4: the way around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it doesn't. The priest will say peace be
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  Speaker 2: with you. They're also with you?
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  Speaker 1: Did so anyway?
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  Speaker 3: Call us eight seven seven nine three seven one oh
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  Speaker 3: four seven our website John Jaynrich dot com. You can
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  Speaker 3: text us, text JJR and whatever your message is to
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  Speaker 3: nine six eight nine three.
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  Speaker 4: Yesterday, I was heading back into my car from a
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  Speaker 4: doctor's appointment and and I like walk up and I
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  Speaker 4: noticed that, like when I walk up to my car,
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  Speaker 4: that there's a little ding right next to where the
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  Speaker 4: gas pump is. And I'm like so mad. I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: oh my gosh, somebody dinged my car. When do this happened?
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  Speaker 4: I'm going it through all over in my head, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm getting really upset. About this ding in my car.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm like texting my mom or something as I'm
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  Speaker 4: like walking away from the ding to the front seat right,
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  Speaker 4: so it's like what three feet if that? So I
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  Speaker 4: go and I'm like texting my mom. I sit down
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  Speaker 4: in the car. I opened the door, I shut the door,
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  Speaker 4: text my mom. I look up, tried to put the
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  Speaker 4: key in and it wasn't my car. I sat in
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  Speaker 4: somebody else's car, some brandom person's.
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  Speaker 1: Car, door wide open. So I was getting so mad about.
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  Speaker 4: This ding in my car that wasn't a ding in
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  Speaker 4: my car. I literally sat in a random stranger's car
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  Speaker 4: try to start the car and leave. It was terrible,
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  Speaker 4: and so I'm just like I could have died because
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  Speaker 4: imagine if somebody saw me trying to walk into the car,
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  Speaker 4: they probably thought I'm trying to steal their car.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, I wasn't trying to steal a car. They just
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  Speaker 4: let their doors unlocked. So I was so annoyed and
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  Speaker 4: frustrated at the fact that I could have died yesterday
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  Speaker 4: because somebody was so irresponsible and not walking in their car.
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  Speaker 1: I locked the car door.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah that's weird, And it wasn't Old Town skull steel too,
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  Speaker 4: like weird. There was a lot of people out.
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  Speaker 1: I rarely locked my door. What you should? I used
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  Speaker 1: to have this feature.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what happened, but it'd be like when
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  Speaker 3: my keys in my pocket and I walk away from
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  Speaker 3: my car, it would self lock and you hear and
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  Speaker 3: I'd be like, okay, and now it doesn't do it anymore,
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  Speaker 3: so I'll come back like, dang it, forgot to lock
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  Speaker 3: my door.
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  Speaker 1: I leave it unlocked all the time.
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  Speaker 5: Gosh, I just feel like you're asking for it to
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  Speaker 5: be stolen.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think there's only like seven or eight
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  Speaker 2: keys for like toyotas or whatever car. So the chances
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  Speaker 2: of you being able to start that were pretty high, right,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That would have been so crazy. You drove away in
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  Speaker 1: that car.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: If the thief or if the owner of the car
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  Speaker 3: saw you and thought you were still in the car,
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  Speaker 3: they'd probably be going, thief not paying attention on her phone.
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  Speaker 1: You're about to steal my car. You're like your mom
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  Speaker 1: looking around, right, Care's so casual. Let her take the
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  Speaker 1: car down. It was mine.
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  Speaker 2: What a terrible plot for a fast and furious It.
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  Speaker 3: Almost makes me think about in the movies, whenever someone's
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  Speaker 3: running somewhere and they get into a car, you go, wow,
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  Speaker 3: you're sure the car was unlocked, and then you do
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  Speaker 3: the flip thing and the visor and the keys are there.
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  Speaker 1: That always happens in the movies, and you just start
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  Speaker 1: the car.
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  Speaker 4: That just happened in Beef. Remember when they went to
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  Speaker 4: go steal a car and they were like, wait in
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  Speaker 4: the jeep and they pulled down the visor.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you should have done pulled that advisor. He's the
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  Speaker 1: car in there.
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  Speaker 4: It probably was. I need didn't get out of that car.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to leave because I thought that they would
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  Speaker 4: have saw me trying to steal their car. I was terrified.
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  Speaker 1: That's the note you just said, locked your door. Next time. Show.
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  Speaker 3: There's something on the show between the four of us, Peyton, Kyle,
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  Speaker 3: Rich and me that every one saw. We ever really
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  Speaker 3: talked about, but universally is that sometimes we share riches.
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  Speaker 5: Doctor, that's true, very generous, exact.
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  Speaker 3: And so I know, Peyton, you've been dealing with teeth,
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  Speaker 3: teeth issues, face issues, head issues.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. So he got me in pretty quick because Rich
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  Speaker 4: was like, she's got to kill her sign this infection
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  Speaker 4: whatever the heck's going on with her. I think it
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  Speaker 4: has to do my wisdom teeth and like the swelling
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  Speaker 4: and all that kind of stuff. I don't know. But anyways,
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  Speaker 4: he got me in and he's like checking all my
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  Speaker 4: stuff and he like like checking my ears and he
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  Speaker 4: was like whoa. I was like what and he was
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  Speaker 4: like do you use Q tips? And I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I've only used Q tips and he was like, oh, yeah, well,
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  Speaker 4: like when you clean your ears or a walk story short,
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  Speaker 4: I had like a centimeter of wax in my ear
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  Speaker 4: that he pulled out. It was the grossest thing. I
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  Speaker 4: took up picture.
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  Speaker 1: It's nasty, it's hard.
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  Speaker 5: I've always hoped that, like maybe I just have ear
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  Speaker 5: wax build up, right, because I can't hear, like I
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  Speaker 5: have like issues hearing, and I've always thought maybe it's
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  Speaker 5: just earwax build up. And when they like when he
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  Speaker 5: took that out, all of a sudden, did you hear better?
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  Speaker 4: I actually did.
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  Speaker 1: I felt like I was hearing in.
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  Speaker 2: Forty I was like.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, what's going on here? And I was like sitting
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  Speaker 4: and he was like, I was like, how long does
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  Speaker 4: that take for that to build up? He was like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, but that's a lot of wax.
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  Speaker 1: Freaked out. He's like, WHOA have you checked it out yet?
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  Speaker 1: How to see?
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  Speaker 5: I've been to doctor Home several times, so I feel like, one, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you like ears nose and then stuck this tube dumb
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  Speaker 5: my throat.
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  Speaker 1: I think I get out. You're lucky I get.
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  Speaker 3: To doctor Holman. Was that Rich's wedding, and I actually
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  Speaker 3: think about it. I think he's one of the reasons
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  Speaker 3: I'm addicted no spray because he used to have this
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  Speaker 3: no spray that was supposed to be good for you,
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  Speaker 3: and he would supposed to be He would drop it
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  Speaker 3: off of my house, uh, by the front door. I
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  Speaker 3: was told him I wasn't home, but I would just
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  Speaker 3: hide because I didn't want to talk to him. He
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  Speaker 3: would drop boxes of the no Spray off and I
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  Speaker 3: loved it. And then one day I was I'd call
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  Speaker 3: him for updates, Hey I'm out of no Spray, like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I don't deal with that company anymore or something, and I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Like, what what are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: No spray?
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  Speaker 2: Nice made you go to the Dollar Store for your addiction.
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  Speaker 2: The store no Spray? Right, Yeah, Okay, it's all his fault.
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  Speaker 1: It's supposed to be so great that I love him.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen John Jay use no spray in a while.
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  Speaker 2: Are you still using it in the morning and at night? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: take a hit moderation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think he his addiction to kind of tap down
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  Speaker 2: a little.
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  Speaker 3: Bit because the dollar store noesprey is probably all, like,
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  Speaker 3: what's what I'm looking for?
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  Speaker 1: Kerosene?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just like the stuff that spills on trains where
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  Speaker 2: they shut down the whole town.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what they put in my nosepread. It's the
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  Speaker 1: most powerful nosepread ever year.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich