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Episode 98: Degrees · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, What it do, What it do.
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  It is your boy. Andrew Schultz.
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  AK, Mr. Goody 2 Shoes. And who am I with as always,
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  Joseph Huggins. AK old man Huggy.
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  Talk shit or get off the pod episode 98 degrees.
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  Haha. Y'all.
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  Wish it's fucking 110 Phoenix. Welcome, motherfuckers.
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  Yeah, I would. Sorry about that.
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  No, I wouldn't fucking suck to live in Phoenix.
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  Yeah. I think for a month straight of
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  110 or higher. I mean, I'm in Texas and it's
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  fucking miserable here. I'm not gonna lie.
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  It's pretty miserable, right? Yeah, I could imagine.
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  But it's been. It's not Phoenix.
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  Everything's khaki. It's just like a bad, like, I
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  just, you know, like, it's like living in like a really shitty
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  Wes Anderson film. Everything would be like khaki
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  and weird and like, bright yellows.
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  I'm just saying like it could be a good I just saw Asteroid City
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  yesterday, but. We're not even talking like
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  Asteroid City because at least there's like color in that.
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  There's no color in Phoenix. You fly over and like, what's
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  that? What is that area below us?
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  What is that like? Oh, it's Phoenix.
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  Like, definitely, definitely no rainbow flags, you know?
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  Yeah, I thought we took a detour and we're flying over the
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  fucking Sahara desert. My my bad.
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  Oh man. Well, other than that, how was
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  your week? Gonna be good.
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  Oh, 98 degrees? I don't know.
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  I couldn't think. I was like just saw 98 and every
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  time I heard 98, I'm like 98 degrees.
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  I was trying to Google right as we were starting as you were
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  giving me the countdown what what was their like main hit?
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  Because I like forgot what it was and so I was going to
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  incorporate that but it just didn't get that.
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  I know of one song. I wouldn't even say it was a
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  hit, but they have one song that was like kind of in Spanish.
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  I want to say it was like the night of your life.
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  I want to be serious. And it was like, give me just
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  one night. Una no Che, I'm not kidding.
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  And it was like Spanish the fuck up because my sisters used to
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  bang that shit. Is that cultural appropriation?
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  No, man. That was just, you know, I don't
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  know what that was. Isn't it weird now that there's
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  boy bands, but there's K pop boy bands that are bigger than what
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  the other boy bands ever were? But the boy bands have like,
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  made a comeback. The world is flat, man, you
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  know? Or it's like you gotta be
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  Matthew McConaughey. Tom's a flat circle band.
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  Well, I'm just saying like, we just have more access so that
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  Kpop can thrive because of, you know, like Tiktok.
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  Is it we? I think it's weird when there's
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  like anybody in their 40s that's obsessed with like a Kpop band.
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  That is weird. But I mean, there's always like
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  those, like ladies, you know, Speaking of 98 degrees that will
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  go to a 98 degrees concert in 2023.
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  They're like, yeah, but that's nostalgia in their 40s or 50s.
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  No, no. OK, no.
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  But this case, so the. They're probably the same thing
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  though, with the Taylor Swift. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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  I don't disagree with that. I think that their music is
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  important to all of our lives. It represents moments and times
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  for all of us. So, like, music, isn't it?
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  No, I'm serious. Like I mean.
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  There's like in music isn't I love, I love my music, man.
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  It's just intrinsic to life and how we go about it.
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  And it's a part of our, like, memories, right.
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  So I don't disagree with that. Oh, by by all means go to a 98
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  degrees concert and sing your songs out.
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  Sing your lungs out about your high school song.
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  I'm talking about. Yeah, I know Trey.
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  I'm talking about when there's some like. 55 year old man or
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  woman who's like I got to go see you know this K pop band in
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  Japan that why would he be in Japan?
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  Why would not Korea? Or Korea.
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  Or wherever. I don't know.
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  Is that what the K stands for? Maybe, yeah.
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  I thought it was a broader spectrum that OK, then I got to
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  go to South Korea to go see a K pop because I'm obsessed with
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  them. That's weird to me.
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  Just don't go on a tour of the DMZ and run across the border.
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  Yeah, that guy did. I feel so fucking bad for him.
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  Like I don't know what his, like, motive was this, this
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  soldier who ran across into North Korea and got captured, of
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  course. But wow, dude.
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  Wow. Like like, you know, like when
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  you I. Think he was arrested and he was
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  in trouble because he did say, yeah, he was getting like
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  discharged for like assault or something.
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  And he'd been he'd been held in the jail.
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  For like for for a bit. And then, like, had a moment to
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  flee, so he fled to North Korea. They dropped him off at the
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  airport because you're supposed to fly back to the United
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  States. But then they didn't stay around
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  for him to get on the flight. So then he joined a tour group
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  that was going on. And then when they got to like
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  the like to the border of the Demilitarized Zone, he just took
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  off and like, was laughing or something.
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  But dude, OK, so like, if you like, blacked out drunk, right?
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  There's a lot of terrible things that, like, you wake up the next
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  day and you're like, God damn, this is the worst thing you
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  could ever do. It's worse than anything.
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  Like like drunk driving and killing somebody.
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  You're going to go to jail for the rest of your life or
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  hopefully or, I mean, you know, close to Well, dude, you're now
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  going to get tortured in North Korea until like like the last
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  guy, Otto, I forget his last name.
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  Wham beer or something, they they just tortured him until he
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  was in a fucking coma. And then they gave him back to
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  us and he died three days later. Like, that's the shit.
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  Like dude, like, and if or they're going to turn you into a
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  propaganda puppet like this one guy back in the 70s ran over
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  there and for like or maybe 60s for 40 years he was in movies
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  playing the like evil American guy in North Korea.
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  Like that's gotta suck, dude. Like that's a nightmare ish like
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  on Earth. That's a dystopian.
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  It's insane. It's the one place, yeah, it's
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  like going to going to Russia and getting rested sucks.
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  It's not on the level of North Korea.
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  Yeah, because North Korea is like, shut off from the world,
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  right? So.
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  So like you're like in. Like you're in.
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  Like you're like a blind spot in the universe.
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  Yeah, you're like, in this, like, sicko.
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  Like. Isn't it like the how?
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  Hold on, you're kind of froze up.
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  Because it's like the size of Mississippi or North Korea.
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  Yeah, I think North Korea is like small on the scale of size.
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  Yeah, it's not a big country, but, I mean, but yeah, just like
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  the probably the weirdest shit on Earth goes on there.
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  Probably just because it is like a fucking science experiment of
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  like what you do with like, you know, a shutoff country.
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  There's no country like it, you know.
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  Dude, you're in a spot in the world where the best person who
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  might be able to get you out is Dennis Rodman.
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  He might have the best shot of talking.
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  Talking you to your freedom is probably Dennis Rodman or Bill
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  Richardson. He's the one who really does all
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  these negotiations. He's to be the governor of New
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  Mexico. Yeah, but I mean, Dennis Rodman
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  gets invited as like a guest. Yeah, but did you know Dennis
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  Rodman's daughters? Like, just tearing shit up for
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  the women's United States team for the World Cup.
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  Oh yeah. She's like our best player.
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  Or one of them. Yeah, dude, fucking Rodman got
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  that rot. Yeah, she's just got a knack for
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  where the ball's going to go like him and rebounding.
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  All over the place, Yeah, Shout out, shout out.
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  Shout out So on Friday this last Friday, I went with my special
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  lady friend out to an album release party in Hollywood.
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  Yeah Bougie. She's in the industry.
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  She's like had signed this artist.
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  And anyways, so from there we go to the improv to and Nikki
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  Glaser and Jeff Ross are two of the people going up.
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  And Jeff Ross goes up and he's got a guy with him who's, like,
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  going to be on the piano. And my special lady friend,
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  Elena, she knows the guy who's on the piano.
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  So as soon as they're done, she walks up and she's like, hey,
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  and it's like a good friend of hers.
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  And then she comes back. She's like, do you want to like,
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  she's like, the guy's name is Avery.
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  She's like, every want to know if you want to go hang out with
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  him. And Jeff and I was like, yeah, I
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  do. So we yeah, we went back and
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  then then it was just like us 4 hanging out for like 1/2 hour.
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  Didn't you talk about how that would be one of your duos that
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  you'd like to see link up? So you kind of you manifested
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  it, bro. Isn't that weird?
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  I was telling. I was telling her that before we
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  even went and saw, I was like, I was like, hey, should we get
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  some weed? And so when we hang out with
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  Jeff Ross, like, we can smoke, smoke out and I was just
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  kidding. But of course we ended up
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  hanging out with Jeff Ross. Like, I just, I don't know, like
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  I just had a feeling it was going to happen before we got
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  there. We did.
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  We did get a little bit of herb, but we smoked it before we went
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  into the improv. So that's.
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  Good. But he, he offered me like his
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  Buffalo chicken, boneless wings and his fries.
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  I was like, I was like, I'm good because I got the album party.
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  It was they were serving like, you know, like appetizers, like
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  all around. And I just kept like your boy's
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  not, you know, drinking. So I was like grabbing on the
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  appetizers. Well, and you blazed before you
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  got there that that people knows in between the party and the
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  improv. Because you see, you know, you
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  blaze a little bit. You see all see all this
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  delicious food, Little Buffalo chicken, Sammy's, some fries.
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  You know what I'm saying? Some chicken parms, some like
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  ranch dip around, little hot sauce that's going down.
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  Like there's nothing I can do about it or you can do to stop
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  it. It's just happened.
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  Sorry chicken palms, lattice is going down.
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  I'm sorry. He's got it like this is
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  happening. So I get it.
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  Well, that's cool though. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Congrats.
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  You're gonna run an applause for that.
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  Yeah. Thank you, Shout out.
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  Good for you. Set out to the Shorty with the
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  face. I'm just been working my ass
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  off, man. Work, work, work.
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  Yeah, you and Rihanna. But I'm getting my Hey Hey shot.
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  I'm trying to be on Rihanna's level now, but I did drop my
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  bike off to get it fixed, so I'm pretty excited.
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  So I get back into riding my bike a little bit more
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  regularly. I haven't had it tuned up in
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  like a while so sounds dorky, but it's going down.
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  I have a sick ass beach cruiser and I've never wrote it.
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  There's a lot of people who buy bikes and they just never use
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  it. I was a good investment.
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  It was like a $1200 bike. I got it for 200 because my rich
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  friend shout out Trina was just trying to get rid of it.
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  But I mean, is it a good investment if you don't use it?
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  Oh, I could like, Hock it for more than I bought it for if I
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  needed to. Yeah, but something.
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  You're just sitting on a bike, but you sit on it, baby, just in
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  case I need to. That's how it's it's it's a
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  custom made John Deere themed bike.
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  So it's like green. So it's like says run like a
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  deer. It's got a yellow seat.
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  I'm thinking about going to the John Deere store, offering it up
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  to them so they can have it as a display piece.
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  No, you should just sell it on a John Deere bike.
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  You're going to be an old man and be like when I It was 1200,
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  but I bought it for two and if I wanted to sell it, I mean, it'd
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  be at least for sure into $900 now.
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  Yeah, So no, dude. Just like either ride it or get
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  rid of it bro. Too old that would be getting
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  rid of it, but. You know, OK.
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  And then right before we get into therapy, I like listen to
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  this podcast that had this astronomer on there.
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  And he said like one in five. So he said that every single
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  star in the sky has planets. Yeah.
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  So. And one in five of every stars
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  has a planet like ours Earth in the habitable zone, which is
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  equal to 100 billion trillion planets in the habitable zone
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  look like. Can we just say like that life
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  exists like aliens obviously exists, just based on that fact.
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  Well. Yeah, that's why they say it's
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  like mathematically impossible. I know we've always said that,
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  but like now the knowing that we know for a fact that one.
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  And that's for what our criteria is of what we determine is what,
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  like our known habitable life. Yeah, yeah.
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  Life, what we know is life and what we need that is habitable
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  in the habitable zone for there's, for there to
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  potentially be liquid. Water, atmosphere, right?
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  All those things, that's for us. There could be some wild gas
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  octopus that don't need none of that shit, bro.
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  I'm just like doing all sorts of shit we've never seen.
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  So that's why it's like the the chances of there being life goes
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  beyond just that. That's like a good fraction for
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  like something that would be close to mammals or something
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  like us, as far as we know. Yeah, I got a couple more on
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  this. So also like we have like
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  instruments now or we can like pick up what's in the atmosphere
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  of these planets. So if we pick up like oxygen, I
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  mean the only reason why oxygen is on Earth is because life
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  exists. It's like we had like little
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  microbes that were like photosynthesis like created
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  photosynthesis to live and then farting out oxygen.
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  Sort of synthesizing, yeah? And creating an yeah, farting
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  oxygen. And so that's why we.
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  So if we see it has oxygen, that means it has some sort of life
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  and but if we see it has chlorofluoral carbons emitted,
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  that means that it has like in an industrial sector because
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  that's the only way that that could get emitted in a planet.
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  And then the other thing, and I'd actually.
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  Well, how many of these planets have that?
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  They don't that that wasn't what he was saying.
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  He was saying that we'd have we have the ability to like if we
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  pick the planet, we could see. Not that we've done that I
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  think, but I had been thinking. Well, the fuck haven't we?
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  That doesn't make. I don't.
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  I mean, maybe we haven't found one.
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  Maybe we haven't found one yet. That's the same shit, because
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  we've only found five. Person that's going to choose to
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  use this telescope in the correct way, what we built in
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  four has already been bored. That's so bullshit.
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  This is not like this is how this is how you could detect it.
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  And then he was saying no. No.
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  So how they like how they found out that these because in 1995
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  we did not know that one single exoplanet, an exoplanet just
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  means outside of our solar system existed in 199528 years
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  ago, not one. And now now we've identified
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  5000. And because we've identified
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  5000, we can safely say that there's planets in every single
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  star and that one in five of them are in the habitable zone.
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  And how we also could like detect them is like when the
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  planet moves in between its star or its sun and us, then we can
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  see like a slight dimming and then we know there's a planet
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  there and like what size it is. So but now the last part of this
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  before we go to therapy questions and I've thought about
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  this recently and it was like they asked how long would it
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  take for like let's say humans just ceased to be humans.
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  How long would it take for, like, there to be no trace of
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  humans ever on this planet? And it was only three million
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  years. So this person was saying like,
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  there could have been an entire advanced civilization on this
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  planet, like back in the day before the dinosaurs, and we
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  would have no fucking idea. Well, that's, you know.
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  Well, what if there was? But there, that's the whole idea
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  of like ancient aliens and previous civilizations is
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  because our understanding of history only goes back so far,
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  right? But it could be like, totally.
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  Maybe not even aliens, but just not humans either.
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  Well, yeah, they're like something else crazy.
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  Yeah, for sure. That's insane because And I'm
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  like, I'm like, well, what about like bones and stuff?
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  And it's actually like, no, because the dinosaurs were
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  around for 65 million years or whatever.
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  That's why we have fossils, because every now and then a
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  dinosaur would die, like in the mud and it would fossilize.
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  But like, it's hard to make a fossil.
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  And so if like, this civilization was around for like
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  10,000 years or something, then there would be no fossils.
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  And I was like, that's crazy. Well, that's the there's a whole
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  idea that the whole reason the asteroid belt exists is that the
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  Mars used to be a part. There used to be a bigger
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  planet. Like basically there was two
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  planets and there was a, like an asteroid hit it.
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  The asteroid belt is the remnants of something that hit
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  Mars, but it was a little bit bigger, lost its atmosphere.
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  The moon is one of those fragments as well, and that
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  they're all like stuck and that's that a bunch of people
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  lived on Mars, came to this planet from Mars.
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  Before that Mars was destroyed and lost its atmosphere and was
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  no longer habitable. So that's where some people
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  believe that. Ancient astronaut theorists
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  believe that people. I love saying that, but there's
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  a whole conspiracy that that the human race came from Mars and a
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  neighboring planet that was destroyed that now the asteroid
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  belt makes up remnants of. And there was a couple of them
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  that they moved to Earth and then resettled and did their
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  thing and then died off. Yeah, died off or whatever.
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  Then you can get you move from a different planet and you still
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  couldn't make it work. Shit.
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  Or they start something here, and they did.
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  They could have been here. That could have been forever
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  ago. Yeah, like it's been habitable
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  for like one point something billion years.
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  Like it's been around for like 4.3 but it needed to cool down
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  for like 3 bill and then life has been around for like 1.4
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  billion. But like, obviously not humans.
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  But yeah, what if they why? And what if there's multiple
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  difference like civilizations? Like Earth is just like we think
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  we're we're acting brand new out here and it's like, Nah dude,
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  like people been doing this shit for a while.
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  What if I was aliens? I'd be hanging out on asteroids
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  in the asteroid, but it's like post it up.
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  Why? It seems because then.
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  Desolate and boring. Because you could be on like the
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  backside of it if you were going to lay The Cave, you know.
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  Well, you know what, this other guys, the same guy said that in
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  the future we might not live on asteroids, but in them because
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  like we'll like dig like dig into the middle of them and then
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  have cities because like the spin, there's something called
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  spin gravity. So the spin on it would be like
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  gravity on Earth. Will you be inside an asteroid?
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  That's some fucking Would you want to do that?
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  Blade Runner shit. I might do it.
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  All right, Well, before we get into therapy, I just got to say
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  that that shit pisses me off. They talk about how they can do
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  all this cool shit and look at stuff and we could scan the sky
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  and tell you what everything's made.
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  And if they have a fucking shoe cobbler who burns his oven stove
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  too much, and that's why that's how we produce this gas in the
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  atmosphere, Oh, but we haven't done it yet.
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  I don't know if they haven't done it yet, but that was not a
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  part of what he was like. He wasn't like.
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  It's like Bill Cole. Shit, he wasn't like yo, like
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  planet, like XX3. Elon Musk's son's name is one of
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  these planets. He didn't say that, but he did
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  also didn't say we haven't done. It that weirdo kid that's got
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  like, all these nice toys, it never wants to play with them.
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  He's like, oh, cause I'm going to collect them.
• 21:40
  And now that guy might be like loaded and rich later, but
• 21:42
  you're still weird. You still never let anybody play
• 21:45
  with all your toys just so you could collect shit.
• 21:48
  That's all you're doing, like, and then you could sell it like
• 21:50
  my bike. No, no, you got to keep it.
• 21:53
  You got to keep the bike because you know you got it for 200 and
• 21:56
  it's worth 12, so you know. Whenever that.
• 22:00
  Whatever, I'm in a pickle. Whenever I'm in a pickle, I can
• 22:03
  flip this bike for 12. It's an asset.
• 22:06
  It's an asset. Yeah, it definitely is.
• 22:09
  Or if I need to ride bikes. You know, I put it in the bank,
• 22:12
  but they don't make safety deposit boxes big enough for
• 22:15
  this bad boy. Nope.
• 22:18
  Barely fits in my car. I just chained it in the safe,
• 22:20
  kind of chained it up in there. Is that cool?
• 22:22
  We watch it for me. You got me, bro.
• 22:24
  I appreciate it. Thanks, Steve.
• 22:27
  All right, therapy questions not presented by chat GB T again,
• 22:37
  we've broken out into the A I zone, into the back, into
• 22:41
  reality. Staying with the strike on an
• 22:45
  average day, how many pigeons do you think you could reasonably
• 22:51
  carry? All right, now are we talking in
• 22:53
  my, like, bare hands? Just like they can be on your
• 22:57
  shoulders, I guess. Your arms.
• 22:59
  But how many could I carry? Because I don't know.
• 23:02
  Yeah. Are they so your wings, so your
• 23:04
  your wings, They're carrying their wings.
• 23:07
  They're. Down to be carried.
• 23:09
  They're not gonna fight it. Right, right, right, right.
• 23:12
  Like, yeah, like you're like the crazy person with the bird seed
• 23:16
  and they just, you're Mike Tyson, you're Mike Tyson, you
• 23:19
  know, Yes, pigeons. Probably like 30-4.
• 23:25
  Ooh, I was going to say like 36. 34 to 38 depending on how I how
• 23:30
  I get reasonably reasonably on any on an average day.
• 23:34
  Not like, not, not like they're strong a day.
• 23:36
  Yeah, anywhere from like 15 to 17 on each arm.
• 23:41
  I feel like that's doable up to the shoulders couple, maybe a
• 23:45
  couple in the fro, couple in the fro.
• 23:47
  Couple in the fro, maybe a couple eggs in the fro like a
• 23:53
  nest. No.
• 23:54
  Now if they're not down and I have to like hold them Max like
• 23:59
  8-8, I don't even know how to get them grab them real quick.
• 24:03
  Like, I don't know if I can pull that off.
• 24:04
  Yeah, to squeeze the life out of them.
• 24:07
  Jesus, no. There used to be these fucking
• 24:10
  pigeons at work, man, that used to just hang out and like shit
• 24:14
  all over these tables, all over the sidewalk in the street.
• 24:20
  And then they would do. I'm sure you remember.
• 24:22
  And then Oh my God. I committed burn homicide.
• 24:25
  Yeah, you did, you know, and as your lawyer, I've asked you to
• 24:29
  not mention that on. No, I just.
• 24:30
  I just thought about it as your attorney.
• 24:32
  Shut the fuck up. And they had it coming.
• 24:37
  Fuck you, Peter. And that's the bottom line.
• 24:42
  I mean I would say that, you know, it said reasonably and I
• 24:45
  think that you and I were very reasonable in our 34, the 38
• 24:49
  range, you know, yeah, yeah, shut out.
• 24:56
  Stone Cold said So have you have you seen Stone Cold?
• 25:00
  The ET. Yeah, that's right.
• 25:04
  And that's the bottom line. And that's the bottom.
• 25:08
  And you know, Stone Cold ET, when he gets a White Castle
• 25:11
  cheeseburger, he wants a little cheese, a little onion.
• 25:15
  Because that's what Stone when Steve and Vince McMahon when I'm
• 25:20
  done whooping Vince McMahon's ass.
• 25:24
  I'm done whipping your ass. When I'm done beating up Will
• 25:29
  Smith. When I'm done beating up Will
• 25:31
  Smith, ride my bicycle. Sorry.
• 25:35
  With a little cheese on it. Yeah, dude, give me a hell,
• 25:40
  yeah. Hell yeah.
• 25:44
  Wild I'm Do you ever watch his show where he was like go to his
• 25:48
  ranch, Broken Skull Ranch or something.
• 25:50
  It was like him making people do these insane obstacle courses in
• 25:54
  the desert with like, I never watched it chasing people down.
• 25:59
  Move it like I'm dying so cold you got to get your ass up the
• 26:06
  hill. And that's the bottom line.
• 26:14
  Hell yeah. Some cold Speaking of being
• 26:21
  stone cold therapy, question #2, would you cannibalize someone to
• 26:28
  survive on a stranded island knowing there's a 25% chance of
• 26:33
  rescue slash survival if you eat the corpse, but a guaranteed
• 26:38
  death if you don't eat it? So you're saying you're trapped
• 26:44
  on an island and the only way you can survive in this scenario
• 26:47
  is if you eat somebody, correct? And it's only 25% chance.
• 26:55
  That probably wouldn't do it. That'd be weird.
• 26:58
  Oh, I'm. I'm all in.
• 26:59
  I'm not in now, dude. I didn't say kill somebody.
• 27:02
  It's, you know, it's. So eat a dead body just to live
• 27:07
  for the rest of your life. No, only a 25% chance, right?
• 27:12
  What are you gonna be like, ashamed of yourself?
• 27:14
  Dying. Yeah, At least you'll be ashamed
• 27:16
  of yours. You'll be ashamed of yourself
• 27:18
  for not trying. How did you live?
• 27:22
  You're a dead body. You're the coolest fucking guy
• 27:25
  in the world. Hey, fully the deck guy.
• 27:27
  He fell over with me. I just see he died and I went
• 27:32
  for it. He's, you know, he died and I
• 27:35
  was hungry, so I fucking ate him.
• 27:36
  Yeah, The Dahmer party ain't got shit on me.
• 27:42
  I don't know. I think.
• 27:45
  I think I would. I don't even think you would
• 27:47
  have. You would have the choice.
• 27:48
  You'd be so hungry. The fact that you're so hungry
• 27:51
  that you're about to die, you just might start eating it.
• 27:54
  You don't even know what's happening.
• 27:57
  I would be trying to like catch fish or something like that.
• 28:00
  I'd be trying. I'd die swimming.
• 28:03
  I'd I'd rather you would die swimming.
• 28:04
  You would die swimming. I'd rather die swimming out than
• 28:09
  trying to eat a dead body because also it would be
• 28:11
  classic. It would be classic When you do
• 28:13
  die swimming. Yeah, like look at him and
• 28:17
  didn't even make it past the sandbar.
• 28:20
  Poor bastard. Poor Black Bastard.
• 28:23
  I've seen this before. Normally they tried to build
• 28:28
  rafts and get out, but he obviously just went straight
• 28:31
  Michael Phelps. Didn't realize he was Michael
• 28:34
  Sinks. Got him.
• 28:37
  Yeah, no, no dog. And that's.
• 28:40
  I mean, I've preached this for a while.
• 28:42
  Part of being a good adult, the part of being a black man in
• 28:47
  America is risk aversion, man. Hey, let's go do something where
• 28:50
  you get stuck on an island. Nah, I'm just great.
• 28:54
  But it could just be a plane crash.
• 28:56
  Like I've seen Castaway, I've seen lost.
• 28:59
  That's why I'd never fly FedEx. Man, OK, I stopped flying.
• 29:07
  I stopped. I stopped flying.
• 29:09
  FedEx after that movie really, really, really Spooks me out.
• 29:13
  Maybe uncomfortable. And I also stopped using.
• 29:16
  I stopped using Wilson volleyballs.
• 29:18
  Yeah, they they were. They were never aware that I
• 29:21
  wasn't paying to fly FedEx. They didn't.
• 29:23
  They weren't aware, but I stopped flying FedEx.
• 29:27
  Yeah, that's why you're a young stowaway.
• 29:30
  Yeah. You know young stowaway out here
• 29:32
  on the streets? That's the rap name.
• 29:35
  Young stowaway. That's not bad.
• 29:37
  Young Stowaway on Boxcar Children Label records, Box Kids
• 29:44
  or box kids records like the Boxcar children.
• 29:47
  I still think they should be on You could be on Young Money
• 29:50
  records. That's something they need to do
• 29:53
  is stowaway. A Boxcar children movie?
• 29:57
  Well, I mean, they're going to do high wheels because that's
• 30:00
  Mattel and Mattel was like. Yeah, I was like that.
• 30:02
  That was, that was the book series about a bunch of kids who
• 30:05
  live in some some poor kids in a abandoned the boxcar.
• 30:09
  Yeah, the boxcar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they should do
• 30:12
  that. And you can make it like that
• 30:14
  was like, wasn't that like the male version for like, Nancy
• 30:17
  Drew? No, that was the Hardy Boys.
• 30:19
  The whole. OK, OK.
• 30:20
  There was Hardy Boys. Then you had Nancy Drew
• 30:24
  Encyclopedia Brown. Then you have Carbon San Diego.
• 30:30
  The cold carbon San Diego. But then you had Hank the Cow
• 30:32
  dog, which is lit. Lit is fuck half cow, half dog.
• 30:38
  Ramona the Ramona Quinby books. There's a bunch of random weird
• 30:42
  ass shit, yeah. I just remember it for some
• 30:47
  reason continued therapy. Question #3 If all animals were
• 30:55
  the same size, who would win in a fight?
• 30:59
  What's the size? Does that matter?
• 31:04
  Yeah, kinda. Human size.
• 31:08
  Human size. All animals are human size.
• 31:16
  Who would win in a fight, Spider?
• 31:25
  Oh, insects. Cow.
• 31:27
  That's not an insect. OK, because if it's something
• 31:30
  like that, be like an Ant. I know you would.
• 31:32
  I knew you would say that after I said spider, but no, I think
• 31:34
  the spider still wins. No.
• 31:37
  An Ant would be like is would be able to like pick up a house.
• 31:41
  You think about how strong they are compared and relative to
• 31:44
  their mass, they're like they're like one of the strongest, OK,
• 31:47
  but per. ## for pound and think about crazy a spider the size of
• 31:51
  a human could get. Yeah.
• 31:53
  Or an Ant the size of the human that they would literally OK,
• 31:57
  well, ants. An insect?
• 31:58
  Brush that spider in half. It would be so strong.
• 32:01
  OK, let's take spiders and ants out of here.
• 32:04
  OK, all animals are human size praying mantis.
• 32:10
  No, just kidding. Is it?
• 32:12
  They're all that size? I mean, I think cats, big cats
• 32:17
  would still be with fucks and the shit up.
• 32:19
  They're really smart and they're quick and they have crazy
• 32:21
  balance. Big cats are scary as fuck, man,
• 32:26
  if they were like any bigger. It'd be like, terrifying, like a
• 32:29
  tiger. A wild tiger would be a
• 32:31
  horrifying thing to to come across.
• 32:34
  Well, yeah, like being smaller, being smaller than a human to
• 32:39
  begin with, and then growing to human size.
• 32:43
  Probably an advantage over being way bigger than a human and then
• 32:46
  having to shrink down. No, I mean like a hippo ain't
• 32:50
  shit human size, right? No, that's not true.
• 32:53
  Because a hippo that's human size still going to be a brick
• 32:55
  shit house was a really strong man.
• 32:58
  A hippo is dangerously strong. It's the it's the deadliest
• 33:03
  animal to humans, hippos. Yeah, they flip boats and stomp
• 33:09
  people at the bottom of the fucking river.
• 33:11
  You know why? Because they're hungry.
• 33:13
  Hungry. Because they're hella
• 33:15
  territorial, those videos of people who want to buy on boats
• 33:18
  and that hippos get pitted. And chase them.
• 33:22
  I'm like, dude, you ever get out of there?
• 33:24
  That thing is pissed off. It's going to shit everywhere.
• 33:28
  Yeah, they're nuts. And then what was it?
• 33:32
  I guess as Pablo Escobar had those cocaine hippos, you know,
• 33:35
  these hippos that he had, that he bought, that he brought over
• 33:39
  to South America and like there are these, like wild, wild
• 33:43
  hippos. That you set on that were just
• 33:45
  like terrorizing. They got into the the like the
• 33:49
  coke runoff would go into like the waters.
• 33:52
  Yeah. So they're like, insane?
• 33:53
  Yeah, they. Were like Stomp villages.
• 33:57
  It's like the the cocaine hippos are coming.
• 33:59
  I think they finally think they they capture them all or did
• 34:02
  they put them down? Either way, I think, I don't
• 34:05
  know, I it was like a documentary, right?
• 34:08
  Yeah, I mean, there was articles that was like cocaine.
• 34:10
  Oh yeah, there was articles. Cocaine.
• 34:12
  Hippos. Like we did that.
• 34:13
  We did that on the podcast. Like Stomp 12 outside of an RV?
• 34:17
  Yeah, Yeah. I don't know if they got them
• 34:19
  all. Mongoose would put up a good
• 34:21
  fight, just cuz that's my the G and that's like they're so
• 34:25
  small. Think about it.
• 34:27
  It's quickness. Yeah, so, like, better than a
• 34:31
  ferret. Yeah, well, I mean, cuz yeah.
• 34:33
  And you know, they have that. Anti venom action going where
• 34:38
  they, you know, just take a nap and they bit by a cobra.
• 34:41
  They go to sleep for a couple hours, they wake up and they're
• 34:43
  good to go. So they'd be a toughest fuck to
• 34:46
  kill. It's weird.
• 34:47
  I'm telling you man, look it up, look it up.
• 34:50
  That's why. That's why there's always like
• 34:51
  the the Mongoose versus the snake is.
• 34:53
  That's like, well that's that's like.
• 34:55
  One of their main sources of food is they go out there and go
• 34:57
  fuck up some cobras on like the African grasslands.
• 35:01
  They just wander around and roll up in snake holes.
• 35:05
  The snakes come out, they're huge and they're quicker than
• 35:08
  the snakes. The snakes will try to strike
• 35:09
  them and they jump out of the way and they bite the fucking
• 35:12
  snake and like, chew their heads up and then just drag them off
• 35:15
  and eat them. They're like not big at all.
• 35:19
  Like, they're like, maybe they're bigger than a squirrel,
• 35:21
  but not by much. If they get bit.
• 35:24
  If they get bit, yeah. But if they get bit and they
• 35:27
  don't get eaten, they literally fall asleep and they'll sleep
• 35:30
  for like an extended period of time and then they just wake up.
• 35:33
  Like, they're fine. Like, oh fuck, what was that?
• 35:35
  And then they go about their business.
• 35:37
  It's wild. They they build it, their their
• 35:39
  themselves get. Stronger over time.
• 35:41
  Do you think it changes if everyone's the size of a
• 35:44
  squirrel? If everyone's the size of a
• 35:48
  squirrel, then definitely like ants, it'd be.
• 35:51
  So no, no, no ants. Terrorized size.
• 35:56
  If everything was the size of a squirrel, they had a fight.
• 36:04
  A wolf wolf would be intimidating a bear.
• 36:07
  See, that's what I'm saying. Like a bear would still fuck
• 36:10
  some shit up. Yeah, they're.
• 36:12
  Thinking about what's going on. So now everyone at the size of a
• 36:16
  blue whale. Who wins the?
• 36:19
  Size of a blue whale? Yeah, what the hell.
• 36:23
  Got a question. Is this I'm just saying like
• 36:25
  does it change the calculus from size of a human?
• 36:30
  I mean, I guess it's really about big things, small things
• 36:32
  getting bigger, big things getting smaller.
• 36:35
  So I'm so now if now if everybody just got bigger,
• 36:37
  everybody got bigger besides the blue whale.
• 36:39
  The blue whales, the biggest but like a wolf the size of a human
• 36:43
  would be like intense. But they're wolves that are
• 36:45
  massive. But that's what I'm saying.
• 36:46
  Like some of these small rodent style animals that are like
• 36:50
  carnivorous to do their shit. If they were like, what, 200
• 36:55
  times the size they are now, that would be a terrifying
• 36:58
  fucking thing. And that would be way more
• 37:00
  intimidating than some fucking wolf.
• 37:02
  And it'd probably be quicker and faster.
• 37:04
  It'd be loaf the size of a blue whale.
• 37:07
  Well, no, but I mean, that's a squirrel the size of a blue
• 37:10
  whale is going to be hella cracked out and fast.
• 37:13
  That thing's going to be like, so quick you're not going to be
• 37:16
  able to catch it. A wolf has never been as quick
• 37:18
  as a squirrel. They catch them sometimes and
• 37:21
  they're quick and like, oh, you got me like, oh fuck, that
• 37:23
  sucks. Most of the time the squirrels
• 37:25
  get away. That's why they're Dicks and
• 37:26
  they taunt dogs and all sorts of shit because they're assholes.
• 37:30
  They taught them. They're just trying to live.
• 37:33
  They're just out here trying to live.
• 37:34
  Nah, bro, they trip it. They're out here trying to get a
• 37:37
  nut. They got them all.
• 37:39
  They're buried all over the place.
• 37:41
  I'm not. I'm not depressed with you.
• 37:43
  Nobody's touched in your ground. Nuts, bro.
• 37:45
  Get the fuck out of here. Better not.
• 37:48
  But like Deez Nuts. A squirrel or something like a
• 37:52
  Prairie dog. A fucking hamster the size of a
• 37:57
  yeah, but terrifying for us. But like for all the every other
• 38:03
  animal I don't know. But I guess they'd be a raccoon
• 38:09
  is for the same. Yeah, raccoon would be intense.
• 38:12
  If it was very Opossum, that would be horrifying.
• 38:18
  That would scare the shit out of any wolf the size.
• 38:22
  It's like Rocksteady and Bebop. You know, you know how big those
• 38:24
  teeth would be on a possum the size of you because they have
• 38:27
  disgustingly huge teeth now. Yeah, so you put those purport.
• 38:31
  Like, that's what I'm saying is some of those creatures are,
• 38:33
  like, disgusting and they're just tiny.
• 38:36
  They were big, like a lobster would be horrified.
• 38:39
  What was the lobster gonna do? Who know?
• 38:42
  I don't know. It's in a giant fucking alien at
• 38:45
  that point. Crustacean already is.
• 38:48
  Exactly. All right.
• 38:50
  Final therapy question, a little parlay.
• 38:55
  What's the largest mammal you think you could knock out with a
• 38:59
  single punch? I thought about this one, I
• 39:05
  think. I think kangaroo.
• 39:06
  I think I can. I think I could.
• 39:08
  I think I'm just thinking that because they're they're not
• 39:12
  bobbers and weavers. They're real steady and they're
• 39:14
  real like robotic and they keep they've rocked back on their
• 39:17
  tail. So I think if he was like
• 39:19
  swiveling and doing his thing and I'm stacked to do it right,
• 39:21
  you could catch him. I think, you know, they got a
• 39:23
  little short hands, so then their faces are exposed.
• 39:26
  So I think you could really like do some damage if a kangaroo and
• 39:29
  sure kick my ass. Well, is there anything bigger
• 39:33
  than a kangaroo you think you could take out?
• 39:37
  In a single punch, yeah. I can't like a lion.
• 39:43
  No, no. What are you talking about?
• 39:46
  Anything like that's got such a hard you don't think you could
• 39:49
  just like catch? Crack your hand.
• 39:50
  You would just break your hand in the jaw like the button.
• 39:54
  You're not catching. You're going to catch a lion on
• 39:58
  the button. It's like somebody I had an
• 40:01
  argument with. They were talking about how they
• 40:03
  could kill an ostrich with their bare hands.
• 40:06
  They thought they could kill an ostrich, and I was no dude.
• 40:08
  An ostrich would fuck you up. Have you seen an ostrich's feet?
• 40:14
  Have you seen an ostrich's legs? It would stop you to death,
• 40:18
  dude. What is that?
• 40:19
  Is that like an only fence? They look at ostrich feet.
• 40:22
  They have like, talons. They're like this thing.
• 40:24
  They have fucking dinosaur feet, dude.
• 40:26
  Like ostriches are like a weird fucking.
• 40:30
  Neck bird from my only fans Dinosaur feet, and then the
• 40:33
  whole bottom of them is fucking dinosaur feet.
• 40:36
  An ostrich would kick your ass, and then you try to run and it
• 40:39
  would catch. Every ostrich couldn't catch one
• 40:42
  on a On a slow day, you're not catching one.
• 40:47
  An ostrich can run cold, so. Fast.
• 40:49
  Just so fast. Maybe if you get lucky and it's.
• 40:52
  Not at you. It's not a mammal though.
• 40:54
  It's a bird if it's running at you like full speed and you just
• 40:59
  time it and you like. OK, we're talking mammals here.
• 41:06
  Do you think you could knock out an elephant?
• 41:08
  No. Why?
• 41:10
  Why would I? I know, I know.
• 41:12
  That's why would you knock out any animal?
• 41:14
  They A baby elephant weighs like three times as much as I do.
• 41:17
  Could you knock out a bear? Definitely not.
• 41:21
  Maybe a cub. Maybe a cub.
• 41:23
  Maybe like a bear cub? But the Cubs aren't that big.
• 41:26
  Get out of my Go my campsite. Are they bigger than a kangaroo?
• 41:30
  No full grown kangaroo and like it's pretty heavy like a.
• 41:35
  Kangaroo that's got like some steroids.
• 41:37
  Little little head like a full grown kangaroo.
• 41:42
  Stick it because I think it. What about a wallaby?
• 41:47
  Like a you could stun a wallaby. Definitely a wallaby.
• 41:50
  It's a smaller. You could definitely stick that
• 41:52
  whole thing, knock, make it fall asleep inside its own pouch, you
• 41:56
  know what I'm saying? Just like you're talking shit to
• 42:00
  all of these, all marsupials, you're coming for you, dog.
• 42:04
  Coming for you, I'm coming to kick your ass.
• 42:08
  Marsupials never seem to scare me.
• 42:11
  I'm scared of you in your pouch. OK.
• 42:17
  And that's the bottom line. Hell, yeah.
• 42:23
  All right. Now we're moving on to current
• 42:25
  events. Explain this title here.
• 42:28
  Biden gives a free key bump to nursing homes.
• 42:34
  I thought you'd appreciate that one.
• 42:38
  No, I wish that would be awesome.
• 42:41
  Like Joe Biden's just giving up free coke at nursing homes.
• 42:45
  That's where you would give it out.
• 42:46
  Nursing home pay. But finalized as staffing rules
• 42:50
  loom, nursing homes nurse. This is from Axios, by the way.
• 42:54
  Nursing homes are assured of getting a 4% boost in Medicare
• 42:57
  reimbursements next year under a payment rule that Joe Biden his
• 43:01
  administration issued on Monday. Why?
• 43:03
  It matters. Approximately 1.4 billion pay
• 43:06
  increases takes into account the growing cost of delivering
• 43:09
  nursing home care next year. It's slightly higher than
• 43:13
  regulators proposed in April, but it does not fully offset the
• 43:17
  increase in cost because regulators are phasing in the
• 43:20
  payment adjustment to account for past overdue payments to
• 43:23
  facilities. I was unaware that there was so
• 43:26
  much issue staffing in nursing homes.
• 43:30
  No, it's all burnout from the pandemic, like it.
• 43:36
  Burnout. Yeah.
• 43:37
  It's like the like nursing homes got hit the hardest.
• 43:40
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 43:42
  And it was just like fucking PTSD for, you know, people are
• 43:45
  dying like left and right, and you'd like, you know, by
• 43:48
  themselves, without their family.
• 43:49
  And it's just, you know, like there's a nursing shortage and
• 43:52
  there's, you know, this is right along with it.
• 43:55
  And there's a doctor shortage, I think, yeah.
• 43:59
  I mean, I know a lot of people got out afterwards.
• 44:03
  Yeah. Like in the.
• 44:03
  I know people who quit during. Yeah.
• 44:05
  Or quit during. There's some people who are
• 44:07
  like, I'm just gonna grind and try to make as much money as I
• 44:10
  can. But it's a lot to handle.
• 44:13
  But that that's people that are working like the hospitals,
• 44:16
  people that are working in the nursing homes like that payment
• 44:18
  structure is completely different.
• 44:21
  Yeah, I'm just saying, yeah, just the the stress of the job
• 44:26
  is similar. They're not getting.
• 44:27
  Oh, no, no, definitely. But I'm what I'm saying is the
• 44:30
  people, especially in nursing homes, they're not getting
• 44:32
  compensated the same as somebody who's like working as a travel
• 44:36
  nurse or an RN. Yeah, at like Children's
• 44:39
  Hospital or something and is dealing with the same COVID
• 44:41
  stuff. They're probably getting paid
• 44:43
  the exact same dealing with the exact same stuff and then like
• 44:47
  you said, dealing with all those other issues and like trauma
• 44:50
  that they're surrounded by. But we want all nurses in all
• 44:53
  healthcare settings. But but wait, we want more
• 44:56
  nurses in all healthcare settings.
• 44:58
  But our nation's nursing shortage would make a new
• 45:01
  staffing mandate impossible to implement because they're
• 45:03
  talking about doing like you have to have certain levels of
• 45:05
  staffing to do this, like mandating staffing for these
• 45:08
  people. And they're saying that they
• 45:11
  just don't have the ability to do it.
• 45:13
  Hence the boost of Medicare reimbursements.
• 45:16
  If your administration improves this mandate or imposes this
• 45:19
  mandate, more nursing homes will close.
• 45:22
  I mean, that's an essential part.
• 45:26
  I mean, we are, you know, both of our parents are getting
• 45:29
  older. My when are off, like, you know,
• 45:32
  doing their own things and living their best lives.
• 45:34
  And that's what they're also saying in this article, is they
• 45:36
  discuss how our immigration policies have been deterring
• 45:40
  people, nurses and doctors from internationally to come to the
• 45:44
  United States and fill some of these jobs.
• 45:47
  That if they're going to have some mandate for staffing, then
• 45:50
  they need to ease up on some of the immigration rules.
• 45:53
  Yeah, these people come here, we we get, we give them PHD's and
• 45:57
  then we kick them out sick. Sick.
• 46:01
  It's weird. It's so fucking ass backwards.
• 46:04
  It used to not be like that at all.
• 46:06
  And then it we just like just like shooting ourselves in the
• 46:09
  Dick. Like it's like, come on man,
• 46:12
  yeah, it, you know, like fucking your boy RFK Junior.
• 46:17
  It says don't even. He's such a moral.
• 46:19
  He wants to completely close the border, like and like crack down
• 46:26
  on people, like coming in on planes and shit, you know?
• 46:30
  Yeah, yeah, I don't know. But yeah, we definitely need
• 46:33
  more nurses. We need, definitely need to pay
• 46:35
  him more. My friend Trina, who sold me
• 46:37
  that bike, her job actually, she owns her own business, super
• 46:41
  successful. But her she goes and like audits
• 46:44
  hospitals and gets well, actually, I guess for the
• 46:48
  hospital gets them reimbursed. Yeah.
• 46:51
  Like for the nursing home or the hospital where, like they
• 46:54
  weren't getting paid by Medicare when they should have been.
• 46:58
  OK, nice. And then she takes a cut, And
• 47:00
  it's a lot. Yeah.
• 47:04
  Well, I mean, you're finding money that they didn't even
• 47:06
  know. Exactly.
• 47:07
  Right. So you should give me some of
• 47:09
  that anyway. Well, yeah, that's the whole
• 47:11
  business model. I mean I don't there's it's I
• 47:23
  was trying to I was listening to somebody talk about this.
• 47:25
  They're talking about like doctors or people in the medical
• 47:29
  field wanting like pay increases and how it's like not how it was
• 47:35
  a bad thing. And there was somebody who was
• 47:36
  make like they were making their case for why they should get
• 47:40
  paid something and not anything crazy.
• 47:42
  But some of these people deserve raises across the board.
• 47:47
  And there there needs to be, it's like the it's different but
• 47:51
  it's the same. And I say like I want like a
• 47:53
  need to fill a position. So if we really want to fill a
• 47:55
  position at the border, you need to like incentivize that
• 47:59
  position for people to want to go there in the 1st place.
• 48:02
  If I'm going to go be, I mean I think they said the average now
• 48:06
  for working at somewhere down the border is somewhere between
• 48:09
  like 50 and 60K a year. But I mean for you to move to
• 48:13
  the middle of nowhere, Texas, because that's where the border
• 48:16
  is basically all over the place. Unless you're lucky to end up in
• 48:20
  like Laredo or something, I suppose.
• 48:23
  Or San Diego. Well, yeah, I guess, yeah.
• 48:26
  So that would be fantastic. Chance.
• 48:28
  I'm talking about this in Texas since there's like, there's no
• 48:31
  incentivization for people to go fill those jobs for that amount
• 48:36
  and relocate their whole families to the middle of
• 48:39
  fucking nowhere. It's the same for these people
• 48:42
  that are going to take these nursing jobs.
• 48:43
  It's like, OK, well, why am I going to drive an hour and a
• 48:45
  half to fill this nursing, nursing home position where I
• 48:49
  have to deal with all these things?
• 48:50
  I'm still dealing with stuff previously, and I'm not going to
• 48:54
  be getting paid anything. I know I'm never going to get a
• 48:56
  raise and they're already understaffed, like I'm going
• 48:59
  into this job knowing they're missing people.
• 49:01
  Yeah, like that's it. You pay more, people will be
• 49:04
  more attracted to the job and we'll put up with more shit.
• 49:07
  And therefore stay and then you solve the shortage and there's
• 49:12
  so much fucking waste and fraud in healthcare.
• 49:15
  Like, I'm pretty sure we could find the fucking money.
• 49:18
  You know, like you know, we paid the most for healthcare out of
• 49:22
  any like developed nation and we're the only one that doesn't
• 49:24
  have like a single payer, yeah. Great.
• 49:32
  I think we can figure this out if we just get some
• 49:33
  motherfucking lobbyists out of the goddamn We've got it, we've
• 49:37
  got it. Whoa, we've got it figured out.
• 49:41
  Who's making the fucking money? The insurance companies, You
• 49:44
  sound very unamerican. I know like there's hospitals
• 49:47
  that are going under and shit because they, you know,
• 49:49
  emergency room. There's people know fucking
• 49:50
  insurance. Yeah, you know, they're just,
• 49:53
  you know, they go bankrupt like, yeah, we'll so yeah, we'll, so,
• 49:56
  yeah, you can pay us later. And it's like private equity
• 49:59
  firms like I own a lot of these like hospitals now and it's just
• 50:03
  like for profit, for profit, got to get the profit, you know, So
• 50:07
  it's just like they're not even like in the interest of like
• 50:09
  their patients. It's all well, well, yeah, They
• 50:13
  they treat. They treat to cure.
• 50:15
  They, They treat to what? What do they say?
• 50:19
  They they treat the symptoms. They don't, Yeah.
• 50:21
  They treat the symptoms they don't like.
• 50:24
  Prevent the disease, Yeah. Yeah.
• 50:28
  I mean, this is another example as well with the Biden
• 50:31
  administration doing these kind of like low key things that most
• 50:35
  people don't. I know and like, talk about.
• 50:38
  Exactly. It's like so many, so much shit
• 50:41
  that's like so helpful for so many people.
• 50:43
  Like the fucking the child care like the like money that
• 50:51
  everybody was getting every month.
• 50:52
  Like they eliminated child poverty in the United States.
• 50:55
  So basically. And then it.
• 50:57
  And then Republicans just let it expire.
• 50:59
  Yeah, they're like Nope, never. Yeah, it's like, oh, we just
• 51:03
  like, really cheaply. Like got every child out of
• 51:06
  poverty in the United States. Fuck that.
• 51:09
  It's like what? Scrap it?
• 51:12
  Yeah. It's wasteful.
• 51:14
  It's wasteful. Yeah, it's wasteful.
• 51:16
  I was talking. About, but make some more of
• 51:17
  those like F20 twos that we don't even want, you know?
• 51:30
  We got out of two wars after 20 years and and our military
• 51:34
  budget went up. Yeah, some yeah.
• 51:24
  Yeah. There's no money or over over
• 51:27
  inflated military budget. Yeah, this is the military.
• 51:35
  Explain that because, yeah, but I mean, this is a now they're
• 51:42
  not rare, but I mean in my opinion on these like low just
• 51:47
  people don't really pay attention to them.
• 51:48
  Biden dub. It's another Biden dub in the
• 51:51
  sense that because if there is a shortage, we have to actually
• 51:54
  address that. And same for these companies,
• 51:56
  for these nursing homes, they all need to be incentivized if
• 51:58
  they're operating and they're completely understaffed and
• 52:01
  overworking people like that's or a borderline.
• 52:04
  Terrible for society. Yeah.
• 52:06
  Yeah, that's like, that's like, I mean, not even borderline.
• 52:08
  That's just dangerous. That's like, do you want to,
• 52:10
  like, leave your parents at a nursing home that's
• 52:13
  understaffed? You know, like that that doesn't
• 52:16
  have any requirements for how many people have to work there.
• 52:20
  They're not mandated to follow anything when it comes to that,
• 52:22
  and they're not, and they're not attempting to bring in more
• 52:25
  people. Yeah, then they get these like
• 52:26
  nightmare scenarios, but like, you're like.
• 52:29
  Grandma's getting like beat up by like some, like some nurse.
• 52:33
  I've seen those videos that like, makes me sick to my
• 52:35
  stomach. It's like they steal their shit
• 52:37
  and. Do it like they're like,
• 52:38
  literally, I beat them. It's like, Oh my God, yeah,
• 52:42
  there there's like. No.
• 52:45
  Like, why are you in this profession?
• 52:48
  You're gonna do that? That's what I've never made so
• 52:50
  gross. Yeah, that doesn't make any
• 52:52
  sense. Yeah, it's like.
• 52:53
  Beating a child, it's like, what are you doing?
• 52:56
  Yeah, like, why? Why have why have the kids?
• 53:00
  Yes. Serious Jesus.
• 53:04
  Next topic, next topic. This is no secret, but we've got
• 53:12
  a little more insight on it. So pro Donald Trump group spends
• 53:16
  more than $40 million on legal fees.
• 53:19
  This Super Pacman spent $40 million on legal fees, and he
• 53:25
  keeps using donations. He's taking money from his
• 53:28
  donations and siphoning, siphoning it out, too.
• 53:31
  Well, they're not his donations because it's a super PAC, right?
• 53:34
  And it's supposed to be like separate from OK, but save
• 53:39
  Americas. Yeah, yeah, the Super PAC paying
• 53:41
  for his legal fees. You know, it's even more funny.
• 53:44
  Guess who paid the legal fees before that?
• 53:47
  The Republican National Committee.
• 53:49
  So the RNC was paying all of Donald Trump's legal fees, and
• 53:54
  they and they tapped out. And then they they finally got
• 53:58
  out of it and it was like ohh no, you know what it was?
• 54:02
  It was the Biden Justice Department.
• 54:07
  What was it? It was like ohh because I think
• 54:11
  it was also the white. So it was the RNC and then it
• 54:13
  was the White House or something like cut, like it was the DOJ?
• 54:17
  The DOJ was paying for it. And they're like they were just
• 54:20
  representing him. Oh yeah.
• 54:22
  Representing him because he was the president.
• 54:23
  Like, yeah, we don't want to represent his ass anymore, like,
• 54:26
  like. And I think that happened.
• 54:28
  And that was like, kind of recently.
• 54:30
  Yeah, that was like a week or two ago.
• 54:33
  Save America is a political action committee or PAC, founded
• 54:37
  and controlled by Mr. Trump. His campaign manager, Susie
• 54:41
  Wiles, decides whose legal bill should be funded, according to
• 54:45
  the Washington Post. So then, this is how he's paying
• 54:48
  for other people's legal. Well so no, that's different.
• 54:50
  He just started a legal but yet the legal defense fund which
• 54:55
  which is different than the Super PAC and the legal defense
• 55:00
  fund is going all to his Co conspirators.
• 55:04
  That's what it was. Yeah, yeah, I know.
• 55:06
  He's paying for his legal fees and everyone else's got other
• 55:10
  people he's, I mean. Which is Which is new for Trump
• 55:13
  because usually he doesn't pay his lawyers Well, where is it?
• 55:17
  But the 40 million some far exceeds any expense Save America
• 55:21
  has incurred during the 2024 campaign.
• 55:24
  Some of these packs that he started that are raising money
• 55:27
  for his political campaign are blowing all of their cash on
• 55:31
  paying for legal fees. And this is something they
• 55:33
  talked about previous, I think we've talked about weeks
• 55:36
  previous for the whole Republican Party has blown a
• 55:40
  fuck ton of their money fighting these frivolous lawsuits and
• 55:44
  election fraud and Katie Hobbs versus Kerry Lake and all this
• 55:49
  stupid shit that they've been doing.
• 55:51
  They've been blowing through 10s of millions of dollars and now
• 55:54
  they're they don't have enough money to run campaigns and all
• 55:57
  sorts of stuff where they're like getting tight for cash.
• 56:00
  And they're also not drawing in as much as they were earlier.
• 56:04
  So they've used all, they're using up their money.
• 56:06
  So who was it? I think it was a Tim Scott that
• 56:09
  they were just ripping because they're like he was in charge of
• 56:13
  how money was distributed. He was the head of the RNC.
• 56:16
  Yeah, head of the RNC. Like, you know, finance,
• 56:19
  whatever the fuck. And he got to decide who got
• 56:22
  what. And he was so he was using all
• 56:23
  this money to fight all these other legal battles too.
• 56:26
  And then he's like, yeah, then he gets reprimanded because he's
• 56:29
  like, yeah, I got there's not that much left.
• 56:31
  And that was it's not even like full blown campaign time yet.
• 56:35
  Well, I mean, you could argue that.
• 56:39
  It is like this is like essential to the campaign
• 56:45
  because if he doesn't have the good legal representation and he
• 56:50
  still, he still is going to go to jail or get convicted at
• 56:53
  least. But you know, like without that,
• 56:57
  like you have nothing, right. So yeah, yeah, sure.
• 57:03
  Last year he I've asked over 100 million in donations, using more
• 57:06
  than 16 million to cover legal freeze, 16 million to cover
• 57:10
  legal fees, 10 million for personal fees his campaign and
• 57:13
  supporters never approved for What's for election fraud?
• 57:16
  Where is it? Where does it say?
• 57:20
  I know? At the start of his 2024
• 57:22
  campaign, Mr. Trump devoted only one cent for every dollar raised
• 57:26
  online to save America. But earlier this year, he began
• 57:29
  diverting a large percentile 10 cents of every dollar away from
• 57:33
  the campaign towards the Super PAC finance law, so that the
• 57:37
  candidate may be violating federal election laws by
• 57:40
  accepting donations that directly cover his legal
• 57:43
  expenses. It's not unprecedented for a
• 57:46
  campaign committee to pay legal fees, they said.
• 57:50
  But the issue is that Trump is a federal candidate with a third
• 57:53
  party to pay his legal bills that really do amount to to a
• 57:56
  gift to the candidate that exceeds federal contribution
• 58:00
  limits. Yeah.
• 58:01
  So it's because it's the Super PAC and not his actual campaign
• 58:05
  is why it could be legal, is what they're saying.
• 58:09
  Because if it was because like I was saying like this is the
• 58:11
  campaign, like you have to win these things.
• 58:14
  But I guess, yeah, the Super PAC can't be involved directly with
• 58:18
  Trump. So if they're just directly
• 58:20
  paying his legal fees, that seems like you're breaking the
• 58:22
  law there. Yeah, Chris Christie said he's
• 58:24
  going to middle class men and women in this country and
• 58:27
  they're donating 152550 or 100 because they believe Donald
• 58:31
  Trump and they want to him to be president again.
• 58:35
  They're not giving that money so he can pay for his personal
• 58:38
  legal fees. I mean, it does make me feel
• 58:41
  comforted because I know since 2016 the Democrats have like
• 58:45
  really, really like ramped up the DNC and like have like the
• 58:51
  grassroots shit going. So the DNC is like working on
• 58:57
  all four, all four cylinders or whatever the fuck the term is.
• 59:00
  And the RNC being in shambles does matter.
• 59:06
  But Ohio State Senator JD Vance, a Republican who endorsed Mr.
• 59:10
  Trump's latest White House bid, defended the move on Saturday.
• 59:13
  I have good friends who did nothing wrong either.
• 59:15
  Legal fees paid by Save America pack, he said.
• 59:19
  Would you rather they throw all of their employees under a bus
• 59:23
  or some? I believe that's he's being
• 59:25
  strained on his political. He threw them under a bus.
• 59:28
  He asked them to delete the server, and that's why this
• 59:31
  guy's getting arrested. And then he asked the guy to
• 59:34
  move boxes of documents before the FBI got there.
• 59:37
  That's why the other guy got arrested.
• 59:38
  What do you mean? He even told the guy he's like,
• 59:41
  I'll get you a lawyer. When you tell someone you're
• 59:44
  going to get him a lawyer, you're asking Save America.
• 59:46
  Save America has requested a refund on a $60 million
• 59:51
  contribution and made to another group supporting Mr. Trump.
• 59:55
  It is unclear how much or even if the money was refunded.
• 59:59
  Trump advisors are said created separate legal Defense Defense
• 1:00:03
  fund to handle legal costs for all those entangled and probes.
• 1:00:09
  It was 40 million in the first half of the year.
• 1:00:12
  It wouldn't shock me if if the next six months it racked up to
• 1:00:15
  60. Oh yeah, it's not getting
• 1:00:17
  cheaper, no. We're not done with the
• 1:00:21
  indictments and he's just blowing through this cash,
• 1:00:24
  wanting a refund on 60 Milli dude, yeah.
• 1:00:31
  Disgusting. This is the first time you've
• 1:00:33
  seen that much money in his life and he's just got to waste it.
• 1:00:37
  And this is the last article, another one by BBC, The Texas
• 1:00:42
  town caught in the middle of America's border battle.
• 1:00:45
  Did you read over this? I did not.
• 1:00:48
  OK, well, talks about Eagle Pass.
• 1:00:49
  TX is small town. It's got about 30,000 people in
• 1:00:52
  it. They discuss how they're really
• 1:00:55
  close to where they've been putting up all these buoys
• 1:00:58
  they've had. In the program, yeah.
• 1:01:01
  And the Rio Grande, it's basically become like the puppet
• 1:01:03
  stage show for Greg Abbott's bullshit.
• 1:01:07
  So they put these buoys up. They're talking about how people
• 1:01:10
  are literally swimming around them and just going around these
• 1:01:14
  buoys. It starts out it's talking about
• 1:01:16
  this woman she's in like essentially in her neighborhood
• 1:01:19
  because the government has taken over like a park and chunks of
• 1:01:25
  neighborhoods, random city parks that has built barricades out of
• 1:01:29
  like shipping containers and razor wire and have made these
• 1:01:33
  little military encampments all throughout this border town on
• 1:01:36
  people's private property. And this is what I've talked
• 1:01:39
  about whenever people like, oh, we need to this go down there
• 1:01:42
  and sees it, I'm like, dude, they don't necessarily want you
• 1:01:45
  to like take their, take their shit.
• 1:01:47
  Yeah, they've had that land probably for a couple, 100 years
• 1:01:50
  and it's like, fuck you over my cold dead body.
• 1:01:53
  Like, you know, yeah, you're gonna.
• 1:01:55
  Those people are going to put up people who actually own that
• 1:01:58
  property are going to put up more of a fight than the people
• 1:02:01
  who want the wall bill best believe it.
• 1:02:03
  That's why 100%. That's why they live the fuck
• 1:02:06
  down there. I'll just shoot them myself.
• 1:02:09
  Don't worry about it. I'll shoot you from like 1200
• 1:02:12
  acres away because I own these 1200 acres.
• 1:02:15
  Get the fuck off my property. Like those people exist.
• 1:02:18
  And that's a lot, a large chunk of it.
• 1:02:20
  When this small town, they've got people that are.
• 1:02:23
  I mean, this one, this woman talks about how she's walking
• 1:02:26
  and she sees a woman caught in razor wire.
• 1:02:28
  So she cuts this pregnant woman out of razor wire.
• 1:02:31
  Like these efforts to stop people.
• 1:02:33
  From Getting here. Insane with these, it's it's
• 1:02:36
  wild. You should read.
• 1:02:37
  It's like the. Cruel.
• 1:02:37
  It's the cruelest shit ever, The razor wire over the buoys.
• 1:02:41
  So, like, when you're halfway through swimming across the
• 1:02:43
  river, you're just like, you know, but you're saying people
• 1:02:47
  are getting around it. Yeah.
• 1:02:50
  Critics of the buoys have characterized them as a
• 1:02:51
  political stuff that is unlikely to have a significant impact on
• 1:02:55
  the flow of migrants. Several groups of migrants have
• 1:02:58
  reportedly crossed the river in the vicinity of the barrier.
• 1:03:02
  They've turned Eagle Pass into a war zone.
• 1:03:04
  Jesse Fuentes, the owner of a local kayak company, has sued
• 1:03:08
  Texas over the buoys. I feel like I'm in a turf war
• 1:03:12
  between the federal government and the state government and
• 1:03:15
  it's in the middle of our community.
• 1:03:17
  Well, the DOJ already sued them. Oh yeah?
• 1:03:21
  Yeah. Oh yeah.
• 1:03:23
  But is there like I like, there's a law, it says that you
• 1:03:26
  cannot put any barriers in waterways in the United States.
• 1:03:35
  So in any river in the United States, you can't put anything
• 1:03:40
  block blocking the river. And there's a picture that shows
• 1:03:43
  people just like where the buoys are, and these people are just
• 1:03:46
  like walking around and sad, just walking around.
• 1:03:51
  Well, good for them. Shout out them.
• 1:03:56
  Where is it? The trespassing on our property
• 1:03:58
  and militarizing it? We can't even enter the area
• 1:04:02
  that basically burglarized and destroyed a portion of our
• 1:04:05
  property. So I'm saying and they're.
• 1:04:07
  Not talking about the migrants they're and that's and I've I've
• 1:04:10
  said this if you want to really stop people coming over
• 1:04:14
  illegally and this is people. It might sound somebody told me
• 1:04:17
  it sounds extreme. I don't think it is.
• 1:04:18
  But it's just if you really want to stop it you would stop it.
• 1:04:21
  You would militarize the border in some way shape or form.
• 1:04:24
  You wouldn't be taking people's. Land they don't want to stop.
• 1:04:27
  I. Just wanted to be an issue.
• 1:04:29
  Yeah, no, definitely, definitely.
• 1:04:31
  It's just like abortion, except for then they did stop it and
• 1:04:35
  they're like, oh fuck. And then they lost a lot of
• 1:04:39
  elections, You know, it's like they're, they call it the dog
• 1:04:44
  catching the car. It's like, then what?
• 1:04:46
  Yeah, then the dog is like, what do you?
• 1:04:48
  Do. Yeah.
• 1:04:48
  What do you do with the car? It was like, yeah, party's over,
• 1:04:52
  yeah. Yeah, that's what this is.
• 1:04:55
  I mean, hopefully that's not what happens here where they
• 1:04:57
  like. End up shutting down the fucking
• 1:05:01
  border, militarizing, and then they're like, everybody's like,
• 1:05:03
  how the fuck did we get here? Old fucking Hot Wheels is
• 1:05:06
  annoying though, because you know.
• 1:05:07
  Yeah. How?
• 1:05:08
  Long Is he going to be your guys as governor?
• 1:05:10
  I don't know, dude. I just want him to go away so
• 1:05:12
  bad. You roll him into the Rio
• 1:05:15
  Grande, he might be somebody who's staying in office to stay
• 1:05:18
  out of jail. Just saying.
• 1:05:20
  Yeah, with his boy Ken Paxton now not there to protect him.
• 1:05:27
  Wouldn't be surprised, man. Fucking Hot Wheels.
• 1:05:29
  Second mention of Hot Wheels for two different reasons.
• 1:05:35
  Bingo. Bingo.
• 1:05:37
  Bingo. Guys, I got it.
• 1:05:39
  Yeah. I thought you were going to say
• 1:05:40
  bingo for the movie Hot Wheels. Twice.
• 1:05:42
  See. Right there.
• 1:05:43
  That's it. Diagonal.
• 1:05:46
  Fuck you, Agnes. Who's Agnes?
• 1:05:50
  She's the old lady that's here every every Monday night with me
• 1:05:52
  and she's always talking shit. Oh, it's not Angus.
• 1:05:59
  No, I mean, it's just another political stunt.
• 1:06:02
  And that's where people are really pissed off.
• 1:06:05
  And this is where, what is it? There's a different reactions
• 1:06:08
  within our community because all of the migrants that have been
• 1:06:11
  out there in the streets are released.
• 1:06:13
  It's pretty split, split right now.
• 1:06:16
  That's the part nobody wants to say out loud, a local
• 1:06:18
  businessman said, who asked them, not who asked not to be
• 1:06:20
  named. There's so much money involved
• 1:06:23
  in this. Local hotels, for example, are
• 1:06:25
  filled with National Guardsmen and out of town state troopers,
• 1:06:28
  restaurant and restaurants in town see a steady stream of
• 1:06:31
  uniformed personnel. Complicated, I'd say, is the
• 1:06:34
  best word describing what's happening for some.
• 1:06:37
  This town, that this is a town that lacks a lot of
• 1:06:39
  infrastructure. A lot of people are living in
• 1:06:41
  poverty. We do see a lot of money being
• 1:06:44
  pumped into the operation. Some of it gets people jobs and
• 1:06:48
  keeps hotels full. But at the same time, it's done
• 1:06:50
  nothing other than create chaos to try to curb, to try to curb
• 1:06:54
  immigration patterns. That's what they're like.
• 1:06:58
  Yeah, like the city loves it because some of them love it
• 1:07:01
  because their businesses are thriving.
• 1:07:03
  They got cops and National Guardsmen spending their money.
• 1:07:07
  They get that socialist money. Yeah, they know.
• 1:07:09
  That government. That government money, they're
• 1:07:11
  getting that government money, so they're totally fine with.
• 1:07:14
  It paychecks and some of these pictures.
• 1:07:16
  I mean reloaders, It's like barriers they've put around a
• 1:07:20
  fucking park that are just big. It's a it's a Hyundai fucking
• 1:07:25
  shipping container. They're all welfare Queens with
• 1:07:27
  razor wire over the top of it. And then there's like a normal
• 1:07:31
  parking lot, like a right up the hill while.
• 1:07:36
  Sounds like a paintball course or something that'd be tight.
• 1:07:40
  Except for the razor wire dude. I went.
• 1:07:44
  I played paintball even like two years ago and sick dominated
• 1:07:47
  some kids. Of course, it's like we invented
• 1:07:51
  that fucking sport too. Too easy.
• 1:07:54
  Just dropping, dropping. Strangers with candy.
• 1:08:01
  That was the paintball team. All right.
• 1:08:06
  You wanted to shout or not shout out, but well, no, not shout.
• 1:08:08
  Yeah. Like memorialize.
• 1:08:10
  Yeah. Well, RIP.
• 1:08:11
  So I don't know if you know who Agnes or Angus Cloud was, but he
• 1:08:15
  was on Euphoria. He just recently passed away
• 1:08:18
  kind of out of nowhere. I mean, Euphoria had one season.
• 1:08:21
  That was his big, like, blow up spot.
• 1:08:24
  So really sad. He was super young, kind of blew
• 1:08:27
  up out of nowhere. And then yeah.
• 1:08:30
  Euphoria's had more than one season before you.
• 1:08:33
  Yeah? Or is it 2?
• 1:08:34
  Or is it two seasons OK2? If not three, there was like
• 1:08:38
  this weird season where it was like an episode, like a long
• 1:08:42
  one, I think. But anyways, yeah, and then give
• 1:08:47
  me Herman, man. No, Derek Fucking for real,
• 1:08:50
  dude. That was the name in blow.
• 1:08:54
  That's wild. Like, yeah, he was in.
• 1:08:56
  I mean, so I remember when he fell off the mat.
• 1:08:59
  Because he jerked off in a movie theater, Jerked off in an adult
• 1:09:02
  movie. Yeah, which is insane now.
• 1:09:04
  Like, which is why he people would I thought he was some.
• 1:09:06
  Sort of like pedophile when that first happened, when it because
• 1:09:08
  we were like so young. Yeah, Yeah.
• 1:09:10
  And then you look at back, it's like he's gay and he went to a
• 1:09:13
  gay movie theater Was jerking off.
• 1:09:14
  Like, cool, yeah. And then I remember whenever I
• 1:09:19
  saw him in something for the first time since that, and I
• 1:09:23
  think it was Mystery Man and he played, he's in the movie
• 1:09:25
  Mystery Men with like Ben Stiller.
• 1:09:28
  Was that was like a little Smash Mouth soundtrack?
• 1:09:30
  Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
• 1:09:32
  The movie's funny. Dane Cook's a real young Dane
• 1:09:36
  Cook before he blew up. He plays like an extra.
• 1:09:40
  It's pretty funny, but good movie.
• 1:09:44
  But yeah, he was. He plays in that movie.
• 1:09:47
  And then before that, I mean, he fell off the fucking mat
• 1:09:50
  Whenever that happened, he just completely disappeared.
• 1:09:52
  But. That role was in Bluff, yeah.
• 1:09:55
  But I mean overall, I mean, he said he changed how, Yeah, he
• 1:09:59
  changed how. He changed, like the structure
• 1:10:01
  of TV and like, made it okay to be kind of weird.
• 1:10:06
  So a lot of the weird stuff that people watch now, like Tim and
• 1:10:10
  Eric or something like Pee Wee, Pee Wee Herman and Pee Wee's
• 1:10:13
  Playhouse, like, helped also set the tone for that shit because.
• 1:10:16
  It was kind of weird because, you know, it made like, weird TV
• 1:10:21
  cool, yeah. Because he got ratings.
• 1:10:26
  Yeah. And then there's the Pee Wee
• 1:10:28
  Herman movies, which are classics.
• 1:10:29
  Yeah. So I mean, come on.
• 1:10:32
  But yeah, that's crazy. That's 60% RIP.
• 1:10:35
  It was like rebounding. Like he's made it his way back
• 1:10:39
  into, like, the social norm, apparently.
• 1:10:41
  He's been battling the sickness for like 6 years.
• 1:10:45
  That's what I heard. Damn, secretly that's like
• 1:10:49
  Bernie Mac, man. RIP Bernie Mac.
• 1:10:51
  He's RIP. The comedy like or Patrice
• 1:10:55
  O'Neal, when he died, he was like, but, I mean, yeah, but
• 1:10:59
  when he'd been battling diabetes, he'd been open about
• 1:11:01
  it was trying to change stuff. But that's ultimately what
• 1:11:03
  killed him with his health, you know?
• 1:11:05
  Yeah. I was trying to think of, and
• 1:11:08
  nobody knew that Bernie Mac was like, super sick.
• 1:11:11
  And then whenever he passed away, everyone was like, whoa.
• 1:11:14
  What, because he doesn't like The Black Keys on a piano?
• 1:11:17
  Because they black Whoopi Goldberg's gums, Whoopi
• 1:11:22
  Goldberg's lips. The back, of course.
• 1:11:27
  Whitaker's neck. I hate Black Papa.
• 1:11:32
  Who's how he says it? But most of all, I hate that
• 1:11:40
  black ass Wesley Snipes. Move it.
• 1:11:43
  Yeah, that's so great. That's too good.
• 1:11:48
  That's such a good scene too, cuz you got Faizon loves behind
• 1:11:52
  the counter serving them the chicken and pouring them the
• 1:11:55
  soda from the gas. Pump for the gas pump.
• 1:11:57
  That's Faizon love and then it's Bernie Mac rolling up.
• 1:12:01
  That movie's just too clutch, too good.
• 1:12:03
  But no RIP to those guys. Super sad.
• 1:12:08
  But you know, and that's like big news.
• 1:12:09
  I'm just glad. I'm glad he was able to make it
• 1:12:11
  back into the mainstream and kind of because now you would
• 1:12:14
  you think about something like that in comparison to some of
• 1:12:17
  the shit we've seen these people do?
• 1:12:19
  And that's like, it's it's more weird that somebody followed him
• 1:12:22
  into a gay, gay porn movie theater and watched him jerk
• 1:12:26
  off. Exactly.
• 1:12:28
  They'd be like, leave him alone, get out of here.
• 1:12:30
  Like. What are you doing, dude?
• 1:12:32
  Like you were, like nowadays you would be like, I'm going to sue
• 1:12:34
  them for invading my privacy. You what?
• 1:12:37
  Yeah, I mean, you think about that.
• 1:12:39
  Like, who? Who caught him, dude?
• 1:12:41
  Yeah. Why were you in the theater?
• 1:12:43
  Yeah. Were either.
• 1:12:43
  I saw you there, man. Like why were somebody?
• 1:12:45
  Who worked there? And like, I don't know, but it's
• 1:12:48
  like if you work there, you know the deal.
• 1:12:50
  But that's how I was. Who hearsay cuz.
• 1:12:52
  I mean, I guess he got arrested for it, but who's calling them
• 1:12:55
  saying who's calling the cops and people jerking off in the
• 1:12:58
  porn? That's.
• 1:12:58
  What I'm saying you shouldn't be working there, man.
• 1:13:01
  Right. Is it like where did it used to
• 1:13:03
  be tip based and it's not anymore on your mag you can't
• 1:13:06
  put the because you can't put your cup out whenever you sell
• 1:13:09
  things And now so you got to call in all the all the jackers.
• 1:13:13
  I got a jacker in the back. I'll GCA.
• 1:13:19
  He's whacking it hard too. He has for extra butter on his
• 1:13:23
  popcorn. I think that's what he's using
• 1:13:25
  to Lube it up. Call the police like that's.
• 1:13:28
  I don't. That's weird, dude.
• 1:13:31
  If I don't care who it is, if someone I know walks into a porn
• 1:13:36
  theater, I'm not following them in.
• 1:13:38
  I'm assuming what they're doing. I don't need to.
• 1:13:39
  I could just say, hey man, I saw your dude walking into a porn
• 1:13:44
  theater. Or maybe maybe you wanted to
• 1:13:45
  know if the name matched the carpet?
• 1:13:49
  You know, no, but like, it's just.
• 1:13:51
  Is he Pee Wee? Is he?
• 1:13:52
  But I'm saying is first of all. Or is he huge?
• 1:13:56
  If you work there, if you work there or you're there, you you
• 1:13:59
  basically, the moment you walk in and sit down in that theater,
• 1:14:03
  in the porn theater, you people are going to be jerking it.
• 1:14:07
  Sorry. It's like.
• 1:14:09
  You might have to jerk off in your job interview like I didn't
• 1:14:11
  like I you. We got to sign a waiver.
• 1:14:14
  You got to sign a waiver. There's a whack in it is
• 1:14:18
  happening in this room and it's just happening.
• 1:14:21
  There's nothing you can do. But if you work, you can't.
• 1:14:23
  You can't shut that down. Whack, whack.
• 1:14:26
  I'm not advocate. I'm not advocating for that.
• 1:14:29
  I'm just saying if you go in there.
• 1:14:30
  You can't. You can't be shocked.
• 1:14:32
  If you work there, you can't be shocked.
• 1:14:35
  So it's and then if if I if I saw someone go into a porn
• 1:14:39
  theater and was like, oh, I wouldn't need to be like, I
• 1:14:43
  better investigate more. No.
• 1:14:46
  Why? Like if you're the cop and be
• 1:14:49
  like, hey, somebody's in the in the porn theater jerking off,
• 1:14:54
  like, OK, hey. I got better.
• 1:14:58
  Pee Wee Herman. You know what?
• 1:14:59
  It's the 80s. It's so I was just, I was just
• 1:15:01
  leaving. I was leaving Whole Foods and I
• 1:15:04
  was walking down the street and I saw fucking Matt Damon walking
• 1:15:07
  to a porn movie theater. So I followed him in and I'm
• 1:15:12
  sitting like 4 rows back and this dude just whacking it, man.
• 1:15:16
  And. He's already, he's already came
• 1:15:19
  twice and he's still going. So fucking crime.
• 1:15:23
  I think he came out his popcorn. You think you're better than me,
• 1:15:26
  Damon? You think you're better than me?
• 1:15:28
  Get out of this town. You're too smart.
• 1:15:31
  If I if. Smart Damon, you're.
• 1:15:34
  Fucking better than me. Leave me alone.
• 1:15:36
  I'm whacking it here. Hey, hey, no flash photography.
• 1:15:41
  All right, guys, back up, please.
• 1:15:43
  This is a porn theater. What do you think?
• 1:15:44
  We're all in here whacking it. I'm whacking it.
• 1:15:47
  That guy 2 rows ahead of me, he's he's making noises.
• 1:15:50
  He's groaning. I'm just sitting here minding my
• 1:15:52
  business, watching ass invading 16.
• 1:15:56
  Just leave me alone, guys. Yeah, I just want to fight.
• 1:16:00
  Yeah. If I saw somebody doing that, I
• 1:16:02
  would be like, I need to follow them and investigate more.
• 1:16:05
  I can assume what you're doing when you go in there, unless
• 1:16:07
  you're like, oh, I'm just out selling new hand soaps for
• 1:16:10
  bathrooms. And, you know, they always know
• 1:16:13
  they're one of my best customers.
• 1:16:15
  The porn theater. They.
• 1:16:17
  Yeah, hand soap. Super.
• 1:16:19
  Better than a hand. You know I put out complimentary
• 1:16:22
  lotions like a lot. Yeah, yeah, you know fragrance
• 1:16:25
  free. Yeah, fragrance free aquifer.
• 1:16:29
  So it's like you know like that's that like that would.
• 1:16:34
  I wouldn't need to investigate further to know what you were
• 1:16:36
  doing. Well, maybe they didn't.
• 1:16:38
  Maybe they just saw him walk in and they just knew it and he
• 1:16:40
  just couldn't tell a lot. That's like, yeah.
• 1:16:43
  You caught me. I was whacking.
• 1:16:44
  Did you think about it? I mean an RIP.
• 1:16:46
  I'm not trying to besmirch him, but to get caught.
• 1:16:50
  That means that like somebody. Going hard on him.
• 1:16:53
  Somebody had no, I don't think we're going hard on him.
• 1:16:56
  I think we're going hard on the asshole.
• 1:16:58
  He's like, this guy is over here whacking it in.
• 1:17:01
  The I know, but but but we are just you know, ingraining the
• 1:17:05
  fact that he did whack off whack off that we're saying that like.
• 1:17:09
  Jerk off at the end of the day, he He was a great actor.
• 1:17:15
  Pivotal for what a lot of people's senses of humor and how
• 1:17:19
  humor is written today. There's a lot of.
• 1:17:21
  Things a great actor. Yeah.
• 1:17:23
  Nice. But no.
• 1:17:24
  And I think that that's an early part of like the the overuse of
• 1:17:28
  cancer culture. So I think it's like it's a it's
• 1:17:30
  more of a tale of, you know. It's a comeback.
• 1:17:35
  People being, yeah, him being criticized and punished for
• 1:17:39
  something that in today's world wouldn't seem nearly as big.
• 1:17:42
  And how it was like, I think that was also part of like, gay
• 1:17:44
  panic. Yeah, like, hey, I think that
• 1:17:47
  that we just got lumped into. It yeah, he was like he's it was
• 1:17:50
  the original drag queen story time, you know it was this gay
• 1:17:54
  guy, like teaching your kids things.
• 1:17:57
  Yeah, like they were they were mad that he was teaching kids
• 1:17:59
  stuff, but he was gay. But they're, you know that they
• 1:18:02
  were fine with their wives sweating to the old, you know.
• 1:18:04
  Probably with Richard with Richard.
• 1:18:07
  That's right. That's right.
• 1:18:08
  You know what? I bet DeSantis loved Pee Wee
• 1:18:11
  Playhouse. I mean, he's a little kid and
• 1:18:14
  then but. Not a little kid, I guess he's
• 1:18:15
  not that old. But yeah, maybe, Yeah, the duty.
• 1:18:19
  He's actually like only like. Four, 5-6 years older than us?
• 1:18:24
  I think he probably watched a lot of, like, Veggie Tales and
• 1:18:27
  shit when he was too old for it. And it was like, dude, like,
• 1:18:29
  we're watching fucking Veggie Tales, dude.
• 1:18:32
  He's like, no, I like. This he watched Peter's
• 1:18:35
  Playhouse, Teletubbies. I'm just saying, dude, he's
• 1:18:39
  playing for the other team. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:18:44
  Possible. Well, that's it, 98 degrees.
• 1:18:48
  Jessup's gonna knock out of kangaroo.
• 1:18:51
  Oh no, no chair. Joseph will have sex with a
• 1:18:54
  dragon and knockout a kangaroo. Oh, I'm gonna look over that
• 1:18:57
  song. 98 degrees, Little Nick Lachey, yeah, Just give me one
• 1:19:05
  night. That's a song.
• 1:19:06
  That's their hit. That's their hit.
• 1:19:08
  It's one of them. What was the original hit?
• 1:19:12
  I know they didn't just come off.
• 1:19:13
  Yeah, give me just one night when I know Jay.
• 1:19:16
  That's how that became famous. A moment to be by your side,
• 1:19:20
  bitch. Give me just one night.
• 1:19:21
  Pain or We're not going to pay this meditate, bitches.
• 1:19:28
  Because if it didn't, if those lyrics were wrong and like a
• 1:19:31
  cornerstone of my life had been incorrect and have to like be
• 1:19:35
  like cry by. Like how you don't know shit
• 1:19:37
  about Days of Our Lives. Shut up, dude.
• 1:19:46
  The silence stare is great for the audio.
• 1:19:49
  Stop it. It's not funny.
• 1:19:52
  Love days. John and Marlena for life.
• 1:19:56
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