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RHONY & Crappie Lake Recaps "Hamptons to Benton" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Deadall Drama, Darling Drama, Darling dude. I bet,
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hey, everybody, what's up? Welcome, It's Tuesday. Oh wait,
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no, it's Thursday. Hey, everybody don't know where I am, what
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I'm doing, But it's it's. As she would say, it's all happening
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ill my tattoo. But now, as Emily and I have since discovered since
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yesterday's dish, she does have a new tattoo of her child's name, Summer
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Moon Amy from the new VPR spinoff show, which is basically VPR minus Tom
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and Tom and I don't know who else mine. How did we break that
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down? Yesterday? It was minus Tom and Tom and oh Arianna right,
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yeah, and they're bringing people back, but not Stacy or Faith right and
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plus thank god, thank god. Yes, And if you want to hear
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more about that, you can listen to yesterday's podcast Our Atlanta Right Atlanta Recap.
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Yeah, And I'm so sorry, it's just that here's the thing,
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Darlings, I am in Michigan caring for my mother who had a major hip
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replacement surgery. I extended my stay because extended to Day America because hashtag.
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I'd love it to be an ad sponsor drama darling. But you know,
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my mother was not recovering as fast as we anticipated, and what we were
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told we just I mean, not by like the doctor necessarily, just by
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people in general. Oh I've had my hip done, it's going to be
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a breeze, a knee is worse, you know, all this stuff and
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then just excruciating pain. But she is doing so great. We have had
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a remarkable improvement over the course of literally like twenty four hours. So I
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mean it's been Yes, there have been ups and downs, which they totally
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tell you. Shout out to the surgery center over it as Saint John Ascension,
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and to doctor Perry, who apparently is like the greatest orthopedic surgeon that
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the world's ever seen. As I was mentioning yesterday, it's like everybody,
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who's your doctor, doctor Peary. Oh, oh, doctor Parr, Oh
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he's the best. Oh, doctor Perry's the best. So just riding high
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and the fact that we got in with doctor Perry and her hip is going
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to be lasting her for thirty more years and she is doing so great.
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So thanks again for all the prayers and the uplifting and all the advice and
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some of the Darlings dropped into my Instagram messages and they were like, hey,
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here's my number. I'm an orthopedic nurse. If you have any questions,
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let me know. And I was like, I didn't know I knew
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angels. You know, that's awesome, that's it's amazing. People have given
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me great advice, and I'll tell you a lot of it has worked.
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So listen, hip replacement is no joke. And especially if you're like eighty,
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you know. This is where I stand by my statement that if the
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world turns into the Handmaid's Tale, the Darlings are the Marthas. They are
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going to save the world. They know enough to trick the system, hijack
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a plane and get us all out of here. So they, oh,
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are like not to be messed with. No, they're not. They know
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they know a thing or two. I'll tell you that. And so today
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Emily Deresis and I are going to be covering the Real Housewives of New York
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and Crappy Lake. Yes, tomorrow I will be flying back over all of
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you. Hello, Hello, Hello, and uh I'll be just flying above
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saying hello, my loves. And then so while I'm flying it's going to
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be a great episode. You get to hear about the STU crew. So,
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as I mentioned, just a gaggle of flight attendants that I have befriended
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through the years. Over the years, got him on the show, asked
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him every question about travel, and the second not don't give us the best,
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because we'll listen to hear what the best tip was. Okay, yeah,
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I'm not going to give you the best. Okay, what was like
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in the top five of the best of the best tips? Okay? Really,
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no matter what, wear your shoes in the plane? Oh god,
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I mean, I know that's obvious, but I don't even wear flip flops.
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Sorry. I know a lot of people do for that, but a
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lot of people don't. You know, they take off their shoes and you
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just got to know that shit goes on you know, and really literally it
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will go on your feet. Oh there's so much that they talk about that,
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Like I don't even know where to scratch a service. But I will
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say, we left some things that, you know, uncovered and unspoken,
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and so I want to dig back in with them. Calm the holidays.
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So we're going to have the stew crew back again. They are completely anonymous.
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You will not hear their names, you will not see their faces,
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you will not know the airline that they work for. So that being said,
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we have to guess. You have to guessing everyone's going to be on
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their flight, being like, are you part of the stew grow So,
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yeah, it's going to be great. It's super fun. And you can
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hear that over on my Patreon that's patreon dot com backslash Drama Darling. And
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before we get into our Real Housewives of New York recap, we're not going
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to do full is today, but there is one story that Emily and I
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need to discuss that cannot go without being talked about, and that is that
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Teresa Judais has a problem with Sophia Virgara. She said on her most recent
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podcast of No Mistay Bitches podcast that she had a situation with Sophia Vergara back
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in twenty seventeen at an event and Sophia Virgara's PR person and Teresa's PR person
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got together. They were talking and they agreed, hey, yeah, let's
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get a picture of Teresa and Sophia together. And Teresa says on the podcast,
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you know, I didn't want a picture where I never asked to take
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a picture with anybody. I ain't care to take a picture with her.
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I'm so not like that. When we will go to take a picture,
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she was like, stay in front of me. It's like, oh,
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okay, is that how you take a picture. She was like the most
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rudest. I have a man if sing in front of her. She's Sophia's
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gonna look gigantic, right, Teresa's gonna look like a night like a cute.
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I need to I need picture, I need picture proof. I need
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to see this picture because I would imagine it's like Sophia's just oh wait,
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here's okay. So I would imagine that Sophia's just like, okay, you
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know, line them up, let's get to the step and repeat where She's
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just like, okay, I want to take a picture with next okay,
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I'm just gonna stand here and do this. And then the next thing,
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you know, they bring in Teresa. So Sophia's probably not looking right,
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left, up or down. She's just striking a pose and she's waiting to
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be put next to someone anyone. You know, She's just in game mode.
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And Teresa probably got the vibe that this is all just business, and
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she didn't have anything. She wasn't being warm or friendly. I get that.
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I've been in that situation. Everybody knows my Niemi story, but we
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won't talk about that now. But anyway, So then Teresa says on her
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podcast, she says, but I saw her whole demeanor, and then I
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heard her say to her PR person, why are you making me take a
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picture with that lady? I was like, excuse me, I said,
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I did not want to take a picture with you. I said I would
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never have to take a picture with you. Can you imagine? And then
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she concluded, how rude. You're so not a humble person. You forgot
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where you came from. It's not like she started out being on the top.
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She forgot where she came from. She was not so down to earth.
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So I'm not a fan of her. Oh my gosh, I like,
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how on you weren't born on top and you're not down to earth?
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I like that. I think it's funny that Sophia and Vergara would turn to
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her PR person and be like, why are thinking make me think? Why
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are they making me take a bigger with these person? It's like, why
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do you care? Like just it's a lovely li Also, I you know,
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look, maybe Sophia has something going on. Maybe she does have an
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ego bigger than real house but I don't think she would do a g T
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if that was the case. M Well, listen, stars are stars,
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and this is just a very very perfect scenario of two people with two very
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big egos that just want to feel important and want to feel seen. They
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did not want to be seen in a picture together any other time, right,
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I mean, I just like I'm a real housewife, I'm a modern
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family. I mean, which one is better? Yeah? I wonder if
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this is like the old school, uh, like movie stars versus TV east
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stars, and now are TV stars versus reality stars, which is now becoming
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reality stars versus online influencers. Like you know what I mean? Like,
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I wonder, Yeah, there's always the riff m hmm. I think Sophia
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had a chip on her shoulder. It's like, you can't tell me,
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Sofia, you don't know who Teresa is? Teresa table flip Judie, come
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on, come on, in twenty seventeen wasn't that long ago? So like,
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Teresa was definitely in pop culture in the lexicon. I don't think pictures
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with people that in the prison. Sorry, oh yeah, yeah, like
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a little Shena. Oh my god, you're right. It is a little
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Sena summer Marionnhney. I don't think pictures. It's exactly the same, exactly.
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Thank you for playing that out. It's good. I like it.
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I have two Yeah, I've got like two gearships for my impersonations. It's
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either and now. I don't even know. It's either here or here.
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I don't know. I don't know what that meant. You're well studied on
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listene, classically trained act trace on strike right now as the rest you know,
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you know, actually for real, real, because my parents are always
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watching, like you know, the morning shows. My mom's always like it.
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I mean every morning show you can imagine, so Gail King, you
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know, CBS Morning and Fran Dresher was on this morning. And nothing has
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changed with these fricking SAG negotiations. They are still stone walling and shame on
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them. Yeah, I think it's going to be a minute. I think
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maybe October is what I keep hearing that. Yeah, negotiations might shake loose
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one way or the other for both the WGA and yes, yes, well,
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she said we're we're prepared up to October. We're prepared for six months.
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That's what she said, And I just gosh, do I pray and
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hope that these people will come to their senses and be human beings? Did
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you hear what Lisa Rinna said about it? She was saying that she was
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basically saying, like reality show people should also like not participate at Bravo kan
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Yeah, yeah, I did see that. I think isn't it the bigger
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picture that they that? Uh? And then that Bethany's trying to do,
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which is form a union for reality Yes, yeah, I mean I think
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that's a great idea. I do too, because they do get the shit
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end of the stick a lot, absolutely absolutely so much more. And they've
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got to like make their homes a set, like all the things that Sag
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is saying, like we have, Like one of the things is like when
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you audition, you have to set up all your own lighting and have somebody
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audition with you. It's like you're producing on an audition at your own costs.
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And I'm like, do you ever watch a reality show like these women
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are, Like they have to like convert their homes to be up to code
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a lot of times for fire safety, they have to basically make their homes
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businesses. But as though they're going to have thirty people there. And I
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always wonder, like, do the newer wives, in order to ingratiate the
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crew, like provide food and stuff like out of their own pocket. I've
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always wondered that, like, are they like really like trying to be like,
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I'm just the cool new wife, wine, the cool new one.
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Meanwhile, three years later, I mean they just left behind. Yes,
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I completely agree, and I think it's definitely worth a movement for sure,
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and long overdue. It's because realityity television has now become such a mainstream,
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mainstream entertainment in which they are completely completely rival scripted. And it is basically
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what built Discovery because of as we learned from the documentary, the Dugger documentary
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that you know, because of all the reality shows like on TLC, that's
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what ended up building Discovery bigger, which you know, Warner Brothers then they
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bought Warner Brothers and it's just it's crazy the amount of money. So I
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completely agree, and yeah, let's get it done, like go for it.
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Yeah, the fight, I do. I know, we talked about
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it before but I do wonder if as this continues, like they won't go
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to the reunions, Like I wonder if the reality stars will be like,
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no, we're not doing this because of the optics, because of so like
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I do, Yeah, we'll see what happens. But if this continues,
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I do think that some of the wives will take a stand. Wow.
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Well it's interesting, actually, but that's what a strike is so well.
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And also they're calling, I mean, Renna's calling for wives to not participate
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at Bravo kan which would be enormous and huge and you know, bankrupting to
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that whole event. So I mean, I think that's you know, I
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think there are building blocks, you know, I don't I I don't know
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if it's just like a matter of okay, now we just go on strike,
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or if it's like, let's start the negotiations on what can we do
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first before we take that type of dramatic action. You know, I think
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that there are steps to be taken, and I mean those I don't know.
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I understand wanting to do it at the same time as like the actors
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to make it like a synonymous message, you know, across the board.
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But but reality is in a different category then than the writers and the actors,
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and so it needs to be probably treated in a different way in the
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sense that their plight may just not be able to coincide with a writers and
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actors Streff, Yes, no, because I I think like, if you're
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going to do it, you reality starts will not have more power than right
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now because all the programming with Oh that's a great point. Well, that's
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a great point. You're right, And I suppose striking while the iron is
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hot is now literally well the iron there's but striking you're yeah, that's literally
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amoly. Wow. Okay, well why don't why don't we just pivot right
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into our New York episode? Shall we do that? Yes? Okay?
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Well, Hobby Dumb of Aaron's house and sag Harbor, okay, the fact
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that her heat is not working and apparently found out later that Jessel had a
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problem with the Wi Fi isn't working. I might want to leave too.
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I love a cold house. Oh really, Okay, I like sleeping in
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a cold house so you can get like comfy in the bed. Okay,
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I would be fine with that, as long as I have an outlet that
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works electricity where I can plug in my heating pad, because my heating pad
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is crucial to my sleeping habits. I like to I just warm up my
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feet, turn it off, and then I'm good to go. I just
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have such cold feet when I lay down, and the circulation thing, I
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yeah, probably interesting. I know. Well when they were complained, well,
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Aaron was only on wherever, whatever floor the gals were staying at,
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because whatever floor the gals are staying a fine right, good point. How
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many how many like stories is this? Because yeah, good point. The
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heat is not working in the guest rooms upstairs, so maybe it's two stories
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and the main, the primary is on the bottom first floor. I mean,
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okay, right right, yeah, well I still would like to go
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there, and I still like bring Later in the episode, yelled that they
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were upper middle class, and I'm like, this is not upper middle class.
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Wow, Wow, you have a multi flow home, second or third
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home in the Hamptons. Yeah, that's let's recalibrate those numbers and that label
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because that's not panning out. Yeah. I did like that. Jess was
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like, I've never been this cold and I've lived in England, which is
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quite the statement. But boy, she's a real sour puss, isn't she
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Something is going on and she's just the guess you don't want to have.
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I mean, at the end of the day, I don't want to party
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with Jessel. And look, she may have some issues, she may have
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some stuff going on. I totally get it. But the complaining, I
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mean the laingerie to the like, and yes, that's annoying about the Wi
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Fi and the heat, two pretty crucial things. But when you're in a
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group of gals, you just laugh it off. You snuggle up and if
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I can't get my heating pad to work, by god, I'll make some
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jokes and it'll just become a thing. But I don't understand how she yeah,
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constantly she is a she, that's how like, that's how she communicates.
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It's always a complaint to begin and then she'll loosen up. But it's
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like she starts from like like just bitching about everything and then lightens up.
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Mm hmm. I wonder, you know, I wonder what this bitter,
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complaining characteristic. All these characteristics that make up her, how they were,
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will fare as they age on reality, Like they could get to the point
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where it becomes a fun little quirk. But right now, it's just annoying,
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you know, like it's not a funny complaint. I'm not sure,
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you know, you know what, not sure, not sure yet. I
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don't know. I feel like grownuver. I'm like, I don't know.
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I just see this is the way that I see New York and I like
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it. I really am enjoying it. You know again, I really don't
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think that you can go wrong when you cast in New York City. When
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you've got the Hamptons there, and you've got the backdrop and you've got wealth,
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You're going to find people. But I do like this cast some way
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more than others, that's for sure. They're not all knocking it out of
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the park. But this is a show in its infancy. This is a
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baby bird. And though they are falling on these old tropes with these games
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that they're playing at the table, all that annoying shit, you know,
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like we talked about, you know, this whole two truth and a lie
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thing, and then the other episode when they were talking when they did some
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other game at Jenna's house. That stuff is annoying to me. Like I
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would rather just harp on the fact that there's no Wi Fi and that there's
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no heat for at least you know, five more minutes in a scene than
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to have them go around and play a game. You know, but it's
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also like a sex game, which we've already said, like we've kind of
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done this now. Yeah, so the popsicle thing, doesn't that melt?
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Like? How does that get stuck? I was so cont I don't know,
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And why was that so earth shattering? It was like, I mean
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not that. I'm like, right, They're like, you are a freak.
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It's going to melt right, right right, You're right. That really
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wasn't that big of a deal. I mean, you know, look,
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the only way that game will be interesting is if Andy Burris is a part
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of it. And other than that, I don't want to hear because and
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Brinn, you she seems like she's all talk, you know, because I'm
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like, oh, okay, so you were with a senator or you know,
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they were all with senators. I don't know, it's just none of
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it's that was way more interesting than the popsicle. Oh right, yeah,
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the popsicle it seems to stick inside literally, you know what. The I
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think like this is like the first launch of a housewife, like since like
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the beginning, Like I'm talking about the new wave of housewives where we don't
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have like a Karen Huger or liamn Lockin, Like we don't have like that
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lightning rod asshole. Yes, And I don't know if I miss it.
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It's just I mean, like I don't know if that should have been cast.
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I don't. It just is like I'm realizing, like you don't have
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that villain yet. I just don't know who of these people would be that
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person, right, And I just and it's too soon to tell. That's
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why I think, like I'm not turning on it anytime soon, because it's
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a slow burn. We need to see it. It's a baby, you
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can't We're not going to be able to see anything until it starts walking,
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you know, or at least holding onto furniture. You know, we knew
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right away, Huger, we knew right away. Leanne Lockett making me feel
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worried when you say that, Ben Okay, well, yeah, you know,
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maybe gals are a little bit more self aware, so like and that
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that might be a redeeming quality about this too, is that you don't necessarily
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need that. Like when I was watching it last night, actually I just
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thought this is so just nice. Like I like being in the Hamptons,
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I like watching their fashions. It's crazy, but they all came out in
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the white and khaki wardrobe beside that they had for Jenna's party that she said
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they could not seem to manifest, but they were able to do it there
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without being told that was bizarre. Everyone was dressed the same except for Aaron
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and Jenna. I mean, truly bizarre. So I really enjoy just looking
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at it. And I kind of like, I like that sort of like,
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I mean, I know that sounds bad, but like because that's not
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what you want in a reality show. Steadied her hand in a in a
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horizontal line while making the sound of a dying dead deadline. Yeah, I
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mean a flat line. It's basically what I'm saying is New York is a
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flat lined And I'm okay with it now. It's not it's just like it's
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not piping hot, it's not freezing cold. It's just right and it's just
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fine for right now. And I'm not saying that that's like a good thing.
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But I also don't think it's a bad thing because sometimes when people come
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in, they bust open the doors, and they they're trying too hard help
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you know, feel in yes, and Brynn is you know, she's tiptoeing
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in that area. She's starting to be a little bit like, Okay,
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we got the serie joke the first time with the refrigerator. Now you're doing
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it again with someone else, and they're like, stop performing. You know,
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Yes, I mean that just was a little you know, can we
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go back a second and we even make an announcement? Oh yes, I
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love announcements. Okay, I used to do the announcements in high school.
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I did too. Shut up. Oh my gosh, hey everybody, good
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morning in Northeast morning, gross points South High. Yeah. So this is
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my and I don't know if I would really like to hear people's opinion on
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this. So found off darlings. I it drives me a little crazy,
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this double standard. This isn't really an announcement, but like when Brinn comes
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in, this is not just Brent. This is across the board, every
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franchise, Oh oh, every wife. Okay, I'll say most Why when
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you have a male person that you have hired a guy, your chef,
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your trainer, and he's there to work to you know, stop dry humping
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them, stop sexually harassing them. Yes, it makes me nuts because I've
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been a female around men and I'm trying to work and it doesn't It's so
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uncomfortable. Can you imagine, like even Brinn. I mean, I don't
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want to speak for Brinn. She might enjoy it, but I'm just saying
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like, could you imagine like going and around like a bunch of Jersey husbands
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like they're married, yeah, but then like they're making you the butt of
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this sexual harassment. I just right as you're teaching them yoga and they're just
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like, oh, come over here, Oh boy, you look even better
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when you're not doing I mean you it would be said it right up sexual
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harassment. And look, you know, we're trying to level the playing field
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as women. So part of me is like, oh, we should be
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able to get away with this, so there's always that for me. Or
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I'm like, you guys have done it to us for years, so take
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that, you know. Like for example, on below deck, when they
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have the charter of like a gaggle of gay men get on the charter and
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they are just harassing Gary. It's like, oh, when are you going
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to start taking your shirt off? I'm like, haha, you know,
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especially when they're hurt arresting a straight man. That's when I'm like, this
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is amazing when a gay man, when gay groups of men harass straight men,
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I get so happy because I'm like, see how it feels they I
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mean, who knows if they like it or not. But it's like they
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have no clue and this is the only way for them to understand. So
27:45
I don't know, No, is it right? Absolutely not. Yeah,
27:48
it's not right. Wrong, right is right? Wrong is wrong. So
27:51
I don't think it's right, but it is just awkward. It gave me.
27:56
It seems to go down a little easier when it's Luanne and Sonya.
28:02
Well there again. Okay, So here's where I'm willing to That was yes,
28:06
but here's where I'm willing to like kind of like open up my boundary
28:11
on that a little. Like if you are not like they went to the
28:14
fire department, crappy Lake and we're you know, don't mind you. But
28:22
when you've hired somebody to come and work inside your home, great point that
28:29
is different to me, or come they are working your private events. That's
28:33
when it's like, what are they supposed to do? Right now, like
28:37
just sign and take it. And they do. And you know what,
28:41
they every tennis instructor, every chef, every exercise, every trainer has fully
28:48
been groped and sexually harassed by housewives. But here's the thing they sign.
28:52
They sign it away. They have to sign a contract before they go on
28:56
the on the reality television. So by doing so, those contracts have you
29:02
seen them? Oh my god, it's like everything you have to sign away
29:07
your soul. It's like, if we choose to disparage your god given name
29:12
at any given God given time, be it you, your mother, any
29:18
ancestor associated with you, shall they be dragged through the mud. You know,
29:23
you relinquish all rights to integrity, to humility, to every every right
29:32
that you've been given as an American citizen have been here in two four taken
29:37
away like it is everything. So they sign that thing and they are basically
29:41
like raw meat. But a man, I think that that's true, but
29:47
I don't think they should be still do it. Yeah, Like I mean,
29:52
I get what they sign up for, but maybe they didn't realize it.
29:56
They can't fight back. They can't fight back. And I would say
30:00
all anybody that was in a situation like that on reality TV. You can
30:07
fight back. It's just a contract. Get a lawyer and they'll fight for
30:10
you, because no, you're absolutely right, and they should they should fight
30:12
back. I mean it would be maybe all every one of these guys is
30:17
like, oh, I was so flattered. I loved it. I don't
30:18
know. I just know how I would feel. He didn't seem upset.
30:22
I mean, I have to say UBA's response to him was very funny and
30:29
all over it. I couldn't but she was all over him. Oh it's
30:33
just me. I wouldn't have seemed upset either. I will say I would
30:37
have been like, hah, yeah, there's a difference. Hers seems like
30:41
playful. Brin's was straight up in his face. Also, I think UBA's
30:45
joke or Eron's about like she has strap like get off of my man,
30:51
you know, like don't get him sick, which is terrifying, like get
30:55
away from him. When Uba was on that like stretchy you know, exercise
31:00
thing and she was running with the stretch thing and she's like, I'm running
31:03
away from the hottest man in the world. I mean, it was very
31:06
funny. He was playful to her too, so it seemed like okay,
31:10
he seemed fine with it. You know, he probably deals with this.
31:14
His whole clientele act like this, so he's no. But that being said,
31:18
how about Brinn arriving in a US Open New York City Championship hat and
31:26
yet doesn't know who Billy Jean King is? Okay, so thank you?
31:32
And then the fur coat got together? That's great. Yeah. Yeah,
31:36
in fact, I noticed that and I had several people message me, and
31:41
I was like clocked it, already clocked. Thank you for warning in But
31:47
the fur coat was sweats. I did love the look. I thought it
31:49
was so like bizarre and kitchy and just I mean I wanted to be faux
31:56
for only because I don't want her to get attacked. But yeah, I
32:01
mean I was like, wow, fur coat, Like, I know,
32:06
you just don't see it these days. But I also think, I'm sure
32:08
it's a vintage coat. It's not new, which again, you know,
32:12
I don't have a problem with that, especially if it's vintage in that way.
32:15
I mean, what are they gonna do just throw them in a pile
32:17
and burn them. I mean, I don't know, so I'm not going
32:22
to be throwing blood on anyone. Anytime. No, no, no,
32:23
but it was just like a bold choice, Like it's a bold choice.
32:27
I have a fur coat. I never wear it. It's actually, oh
32:29
you know what, it was here at my parents' house because it was gifted
32:31
to me. It was like passed down. It was gifted to me.
32:36
But it was burned in the fire. Speaking of burning, putting him at
32:38
a fire and burning him. When my parents' house had fire, I mean,
32:44
they lost almost everything, and that was certainly one of the things.
32:47
I believe. I don't think that that one was able to be restored.
32:50
I'm gonna have to check. I think your mom went back in for that
32:54
to see one thing. If there's one thing, you know now I'm wondering.
33:00
I doubt it made it. I mean, can you imagine, you
33:04
know, what can you get smoke at a fur I mean, you know,
33:10
it's a lot of smoke damage. Okay, uh what else? Okay?
33:15
So oh what did Uba say about her look? She was like,
33:21
oh, yeah, she said, that's not a Hampton's look. That's in
33:23
Mississippi, like down the river, which I thought was very funny. Yeah,
33:29
I mean I loved it. I did do. It's interesting, it's
33:34
fun I thought Sy kind of coming after Jenna. I mean, this is
33:38
a little later on in the episode so we can get to it. When
33:40
they wanted Jenna to dress up, and Cy was kind of is like,
33:45
Jen, you know, Jenna needs to light I was like, I love
33:47
Jenna's style. No matter what she hears, it's always original. It don't
33:53
mess with that lazy Yeah, you know, I love it, And I'm
33:57
like, back off side. Although I loved sized cable knit shorts and that
34:02
was so beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, very
34:07
beautiful. I mean, the fact that Jenna didn't bring anything other than jeans
34:14
and buttondowns is amazing to begin with. But I did like that sigh.
34:21
It was like kind of giving a hard time. And then Uba was like,
34:23
come on, wear this. And then she dressed her up and it
34:27
was just like I liked seeing her in that gorgeous dress of ubas and those
34:31
red I can't remember the designer shoes, but they're like those shoes that every
34:37
housewife has. But and then she had terrible, Oh you did well the
34:42
shoes because didn't. Yes, it's uncomfortable. Oh it looked like she was
34:46
like, I'm gonna wear this costume because you guys want me to. She
34:51
didn't have her Jenna. I don't know. She wasn't like living it,
34:55
you know what I mean? Yes, yes, yes I would. I'm
35:00
saying it look terrible, is not what I mean. She didn't bring her
35:02
normal finesse in it, right, hmmm mm hmmm. Well, I thought,
35:10
I'm just trying to take it in because I I know I am.
35:15
I'm just remembering what she was like when she walked in, and that was
35:19
a clip that was often shown in the promos for the New Housewives. And
35:25
I thought she looked stunning then and I still think she looks stunning, but
35:30
it's certainly not necessarily her style. But I just like, I'm like a
35:34
black slinky long dress. I mean, she's so tall, and like,
35:37
she just looks so beautiful. I will say, those shoes didn't really go,
35:42
but I'm splitting hairs. But I love the way she put on her
35:45
very famous as she's always known for that red orange lip color, which is
35:51
her thing, and her hair pulled back and the glasses. I mean,
35:53
it's just like you can't get more New York looking than that. So I
36:00
also liked that Jenna was like that's the old me, you know, when
36:04
I was trying to attract men, I did everything through their lens, which
36:07
I always which I think was so fascinating to hear. And you get to
36:10
see a couple of pictures of her way back when, and now she's like
36:15
I, you know, basically she dresses for her and what she finds comfortable,
36:20
and I think that says a lot about the evolution of not only her
36:23
life but her you know, not only her style, but it's complete reflection
36:28
of her life and how she Yeah, it's it's interesting, and I don't
36:32
think that like I mean, I have seen somewhat recent pictures of her where
36:37
she does dress maybe more feminine, and it looks amazing, But I think
36:43
it's because she put it together instead of just like patchworking out of other people's
36:49
bags to make them feel good. Well, all these ladies are just like
36:53
red to go, Like they are like housewived up there influence and they are
37:00
just ready to be let loose, just out to lunch. So they are
37:06
dressed to the nines. And then you've got Jenna who's like, yeah,
37:07
I just brought some ripped up jeans and a button down and a sweatshirt,
37:12
which is so great. Well, when she said, you know, I'll
37:15
soon be in jeans and a gray sweatshirt, I mean, isn't that just
37:17
all of us, Like that's what we ultimately all want to be wearing.
37:22
And she looks better than anybody's ever done it in that absolutely And then the
37:27
was it Si that said, you know, she's got the world's greatest closet,
37:30
but it's filled with jeans and button don't look. If she knows what
37:34
works, then give me a closet. If I found out that I looked
37:37
like a nadonnas in an outfit, I would get one thousand versions of that
37:43
outfit. And that's yeah, you'd be like Steve Jobs, you know,
37:46
but just with what she does, Yes, you say, with cheetahs,
37:51
and that's what you do, Amy, except with cheetahs cheetah wear all day,
37:57
all night. Baby. Oh yeah, I just oh, but I
38:04
skipped way over. You mentioned the lunch, but I totally skipped over that
38:07
stupid comparison Brin's trying to make between the dinner that she bailed on and Jenna
38:15
going home. Oh my god. And this is Brent. Brin's really the
38:20
only one that's trying to push any kind of narrative or any kind of storyline,
38:24
And for that I give her some points, you know, because she
38:29
is the most probably charismatic of the bunch. That's gonna be a little bit
38:35
of a spinning top that we kind of need. Yeah, but I don't
38:39
know, I don't know if I love it. Nobody's really Yeah, did
38:45
you see any equivalency there? Like I was like, this is not the
38:49
same thing. You bailed on a dinner. You told them that you weren't
38:52
available and then posted on social media and when someplace else with you know,
38:57
like I completely agree with you. Was not the same thing at all.
39:00
I think she was definitely reaching. You know, they were out to I
39:04
don't know if it was breakfast or lunch. I couldn't keep track. But
39:08
because apparently, according to probably Jessel or maybe it was Cy, like,
39:14
Aaron's not feeding us, Aaron's not taking care of us, I'm starving.
39:17
She didn't make this shashuka like it's like these poor guests the heat. I
39:23
mean, anyway, but Brinn calling out Erin for having a double standard,
39:28
and you had monogram pajamas, I mean, anytime you bring a monogram pajama,
39:32
you know, as your weapon is part of your arsenal for your defense
39:38
or argument. I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, and I'm gonna clap.
39:43
So that's that's what I'm here for. That's why. Like when I
39:45
was watching this, I said, hey, you know what, She's trying
39:47
to stir up a little bit of nothing. And I'm still here. I'm
39:51
still here, and I'm enjoying it. I'm just really liking it because just
39:53
taking them all in in small doses and just getting to know them, you
39:59
know, one little baby step at a time, and Aaron being like,
40:02
I don't know, I guess I just like Jenna Moore. Right. I
40:07
did love that. Also, Aaron totally lied in that toast at that restaurant
40:14
because she's like, I loved having you guys here. You don't she hates
40:21
it? Yeah, well, Aaron saying, well she was. I was
40:25
annoyed with her, but she apologized and we moved on and then we kind
40:30
of pivot into the whole brin Oh. I love that. Brynn was like
40:36
talking about dogs or whatever, and Buba kept being like, am I watching
40:40
a French movie? Like I can't keep up? She kept saying, and
40:44
then Jessel's like, well, you can't please everyone. And then Aaron's like,
40:47
well, definitely not you. There's only two thring things or three things,
40:52
or four things or five things. And then cy who you think that
40:54
she's got her back because they seem a little tighter. She's like, and
40:57
the lingerie you didn't like that, you said that you hated it like a
41:00
Christmas rate. And then we got the flashback, and I gotta tell you
41:02
it's really not the greatest piece of lagerie. I can't it's agree. Yeah,
41:07
but that's like what you were saying earlier with the gift. You just
41:12
go. You just she was storming around the house like a spoiled little teenager.
41:16
Yes, and that was awful. It was. And and like you
41:22
know, Jenna may not have loved that black slinky dress that she was wearing,
41:25
but she put it on and she right, oh, that's a really
41:29
good point, like own the lingerie. Jessel just put it on and you
41:35
know, at least be polite, like I know it was. It was
41:38
very like Ramona. I mean, actually no, Ramona would be funnier.
41:43
Ramona would be like entertaining by not liking something, whereas Jessel just seems like
41:49
a sour puss. But justice Ramona in terms of a total being a time
41:55
for mom's medication. Okay, I get it. I'm turning into my parents
42:05
where I start. Now, I'm texting them in predictive like aught like text
42:10
like this and hold on, I sign it Amy. At the end,
42:14
well, I don't sign I love dad. Yeah, not that I'm saying,
42:16
hold on a second, hey dad, Comma, can you please make
42:21
sure mom takes her to Thailan al right now? Please? Thank you,
42:28
love Amy. She's she's like trying to get off the hyde your cotone already.
42:37
I mean, she's like rock starring it up. It's great. Yeah,
42:43
anyway, sorry, getting back you were saying, Jesse, I agree
42:45
that Ramona would absolutely be equally as offensive, but she'd be funnier about it.
42:52
Oh my god. So you'd be like, I can't believe she said
42:54
that. That's awful, how funny. That's what we're missing. But Jessel
42:59
came a little close at the at this breakfast or whatever it was, when
43:04
they didn't get this shushuka. She was like, I was trying to be
43:06
funny. What wasn't funny? And then uh, she says, well,
43:12
Jenna, thank you for your thought. I would happily exchange it for something
43:15
I like, which is a total Ramona line. But it's all in the
43:20
delivery, isn't it true? Like this would be the greatest line. It
43:24
would be putting it on T shirt, you know what, Jenna, And
43:30
I thank you for your thought, the launche of rape, but you know
43:31
what, I didn't like it, okay, and I would be happily I
43:35
would happily exchange it for something I like. Okay, I mean we would
43:39
be putting that on T shirts. Yeah, and then thank you everybody else
43:44
like, I'm I'm not crazy, She's crazy, right, I said,
43:46
I was sorry, Okay, you got me. Sam, I'm sorry,
43:49
I'm sorry. Sorry, I don't like that. You're awful launch of right,
43:52
you know that's what's you know, and when you it's hard to compare
43:55
because you're like, well there are there's nobody like Ramona. You know,
43:59
they're just they're ever will be and you can't you know, you can't put
44:01
that on here. So that's why I'm saying we need to age this.
44:06
These ladies like Foine Wine. I mean, I think we're gonna be I'm
44:08
gonna be certainly bringing Ramona into this a lot, because you know it's going
44:15
to be a slow burn. So she's gonna need to spin her delivery to
44:19
where we're going to enjoy her being rude. If this is the way she's
44:22
going to be. Maybe she was just having a bad weekend, you know,
44:25
but if this is her personality, I'm going to need her to twirl
44:30
into some you know, a little better delivery. Maybe take some lessons a
44:36
twirl. Nod didn't see that one come in. You know what I thought
44:40
was interesting though, too, Wait before I move on, you want to
44:43
say something because oh no, maybe you were about to see what you thought
44:45
was interesting was what I thought was interesting was Brind's scrolling through the nudes to
44:51
catch a dude. I was like, God, bless you. I did
44:54
like the idea of having a folder of great nuds. That was something I
45:00
hadn't heard. Yes, did the stew crew mentioned that as a helpful travel
45:04
to you know what? They did not mention that. They didn't say,
45:07
you know, make sure you pack a carry on that's of a decent and
45:13
smart size and also put all of your nudes in an album. They didn't
45:19
say it Okay, what were you going to say? That? Was that
45:21
what you were going to say was so interesting? You know it wasn't.
45:23
But I'm so glad you circled back there because I love the juxtaposition between the
45:29
two dating hacks, with Brent saying like, I keep an album with nudes
45:31
and I scroll through them and zoom in them in at a party and next
45:35
to a guy. And then UBA's like, I smile and ask for direction.
45:42
Two very different angles, each to be respected. I suppose what are
45:46
you zooming in on? Like? And if they're watching them in, what
45:52
do you say? I like, do I have a weird mole there?
45:54
Like I'm trying like what is your point? Like? Are you a dermatologist?
45:59
Can I show you something? Like? I don't. If I saw
46:01
someone doing that with their nudes, I wouldn't think it was sexy. I
46:06
would think there was an issue. I think that would be very strange.
46:09
Yes, but men aren't gonna be yeah men men women would be like that's
46:15
weird. As Jenna said, there, you know, you know all the
46:19
tricks, you know all the tricks. You're not gonna play the games,
46:22
You're just gonna wear your jeans and you're gonna wear your button downs and you're
46:24
gonna get right to it. Yeah. Also Jenna's black tie and pearl necklace.
46:30
Look for her interviews. I'm oh again, I couldn't. I could
46:34
not pull this off. I'm dead loving, dead for life, dead for
46:37
life, love it, absolutely love. It might sound like I have a
46:40
crush on Genaliance. We all do. I think I think I do too.
46:45
I think I have a crush on Wanting to be generalized, yeah,
46:49
it's more like it's so far from who I am as a person from head
46:54
to toe, although I I you know, with regard to style, I'm
46:59
not too far away from that's from her. Everyday were button downs and jeans,
47:04
and I do typically like more understated things. So I like her style.
47:09
But as far as the way I look, the way that I carry
47:13
myself, you know, and the persona, I couldn't be further from it.
47:17
So I love the idea of who she is. Just a great character,
47:22
right, Yeah, we've just not had something like her on the show.
47:24
And like the confidence is through the roof, but also so is her
47:30
humility. So that's what it's like. We just don't see a lot of
47:34
humility on Housewives without it getting totally just demolished. That is such a great
47:40
observation and it really did show through too with this breakfast lunch thing San's shoe
47:46
shoe, Shaka shoe, what is it again? Sure so of Chaka Khan
47:55
that it did hurt her feelings about the laingerie and she was kind of like
48:00
her head was sort of down and she was like, well, I mean,
48:02
it wasn't nice. It wasn't didn't make me feel good. I didn't
48:06
feel great or whatever, and that was it. Yeah, I am excited
48:10
about the long term with these ladies, like I. It's not that I
48:15
want to hurry along the process, but I would love to have just a
48:21
small prediction into the future of like what what are we looking at in the
48:24
future, Like are we all going to be going bonkers in two years and
48:29
how good it is? Or you know, where will we be in a
48:32
year? I don't know. I'm just that coming out of Scandabal, this
48:37
is like the perfect anecdote. It's like it's just like the perfect sorbet.
48:44
Yeah, we just need it, like it's a nice we need a minute,
48:46
Yes, we need a minute. We need a minute, and it's
48:49
still entertaining. I mean, I think like if I was like, I'm
48:51
not looking forward to watching next week, that's when, you know. And
48:53
sometimes I'm not looking forward to watching a lot of my Wives shows because for
49:00
whatever, but I still love them, right, but I'm looking forward to
49:02
seeing more. So that's that's the best sign. It does say a lot,
49:07
and I think there are some moments of depth and speaking about Jessel and
49:13
how we're like, oh, she's such a sour push, she's always complaining.
49:15
And then you know about the lingerie, Uba says in her confessional,
49:19
she says, I think it was a cry for help, you know,
49:22
when she was talking about the lingerie, and I thought that is such a
49:25
great point. I mean, talking about the IVF and it's just body image.
49:30
She doesn't feel like she looks She's more looking at how she looks in
49:34
it, not necessarily the piece of lingerie itself. That's how I started to
49:37
look at it. But again, the way the length of that piece was
49:45
a tough length, Like why was it cut to where it was hanging just
49:51
beyond the knee. Yeah, well it just it's a weird cut. It's
49:53
a weird cut, but it wasn't maybe made for her, you know,
49:58
like lingerie. Right, it just was too big for her. It was
50:01
too big, and you know, keep you keep going back to this.
50:05
She could have been like I love it, except it's too big. It's
50:08
too big, right, I mean like yeah, yeah, yeah, there's
50:12
other ways I would have I would have I would have maybe belted it as
50:15
a like you know, like I don't know, like I mean, if
50:20
she's a stylist, if she's into fashion, like make it work, make
50:23
it work. You know that's yes, accessorise, use your accessory wall wisely,
50:29
as Tim Gunn would say, Yes, I did love accessise. I
50:34
did love that Cy wore the Lingerie Boustier out that night. And Jenna's like,
50:37
not only does she accept the gift, but she celebrates the gift.
50:40
I mean she is she not the most quiet talker on housewives. You yeah,
50:45
but then she like low key was like I would to fuck ah,
50:51
it wasn't even that loads It's true. Yeah, she looks she's like,
50:58
she looks so good. I mean, not only does she, it's like
51:02
what audio the audio guys are losing their minds, like we need four mics
51:07
on jenal ions and they're like, well, and her blouses are really loud,
51:14
they're crispy, they're loud. We don't know what to do about it.
51:16
Like how sweet was that bonfire? Like I had a totally new I
51:22
already like CIGN brand, But when they were talking about their origin stories,
51:27
I was like, yes, that felt very real. Oh I got a
51:31
pain in my heart, you know, just about it just represents so many
51:37
people, you know, I mean, people who are living like, you
51:39
know, basically poverty level. And here she is just absolutely thriving in life.
51:45
All of her dreams have basically come true. And it being born out
51:50
of essentially what I loved was like kind of the manifestation thing that she just
51:52
used to I used to daydream. I didn't know how I was going to
51:55
get it. I just knew I was not going to settle for mediac Yeah,
52:00
and it's the flip of I mean, I know Bethany kind of came
52:02
from that background too, but like but no, nowhere near. I mean,
52:07
because like her father was a horse trainer, like a horse racer,
52:12
and he owned like the tracks. I mean, so, but I understand
52:15
what you're saying that they that's the closest we've got well, because New York
52:21
so typically is like I was just beamed down from the sky. Fucking rich.
52:27
That's kind of like their mo And yes they may have married JP Morgan's
52:34
son kind of thing, but like it, they all had money to get
52:37
to those parties and to meet these people. So I love that. This
52:44
is like actual New York stories. Finally, Brooklyn Baby, Yeah, oh
52:49
god, just her moving how often she moved that you know, she was
52:52
in Florida and then she moved every seven months until she was in high school.
52:58
Yeah, can you even like, I can't comprehend how difficult that must
53:01
be and how she you know, she basically says that that's why she's a
53:05
chameleon and she can, you know, change it in every situation. She's
53:09
really good at that. But that is really tough. I think the conversation
53:14
starter was an absolute like it came. It was very organic, and that's
53:19
what I loved about it. It wasn't like side tell us your story,
53:22
you know what I mean, like, because we all knew we were going
53:25
to get there at some point. Drink out of these chewed up straw cups
53:30
for my kids. I got them for one dollar, showed up straw God
53:36
bless, I've seen those in my friend's cupboards, and I'm like, oh,
53:39
this is disgusted. That's really disgusting. I get that. Look,
53:44
if they're just for the kids, that's great, but don't poor me anything.
53:49
Oh god, no. I And by the way, darlings, if
53:52
you come over and you're all welcome, I would never pour you a drink
53:59
in my child's cup. I will pour you a drink in one of my
54:02
husband's very tacky Marguerite deville. No, I'm kidding, or kiss shot glasses.
54:10
I mean, like, I don't even mind drinking out of a kid's
54:15
cup. I just don't want to see bite marks that are permanently have whitened
54:19
the plastic. I don't want to see that. I don't want to,
54:22
you know. I thought that and the fact that they were like, I
54:24
love the dollar store. I love the dollar store, and Sid was like,
54:27
well, when you grow up poor, you don't like the dollar store,
54:30
and that just really it didn't level the playing field. That did the
54:35
opposite of what that expression means, because I felt immediately like, on a
54:39
personal level, I know that I have absolutely had the same perspective of a
54:45
dollar store. Oh my gosh, it's so great, Like you can get
54:47
all this stuff here, and it's like, well, it's not even a
54:51
dollar, Like it's not even super cheap anymore. Because the way the dollar
54:54
stores used to be, everything did used to be a dollar. Now they
54:58
sell everything. It's like drug store. So you're buying stuff for fifteen ninety
55:01
nine, you know, if whatever, and you're like you leave the dollar
55:05
store for seventy bucks and you're like, what did I just get? And
55:07
anyway, I digress. The point is I'm that you know person who's like,
55:15
oh, it's charming, you know, and it's great because you get
55:19
like these deals and you can get everything there. Well, it seems kitchy
55:23
for anyone who didn't grow up very, very poor. And I felt like,
55:28
dang, you know, I don't think that you. I don't think
55:30
it's kitchy as much as just it might be kitchy to those gals, That's
55:35
what I'm saying. But even now, like I'm looking for a deal,
55:39
so and I don't have a house in the HA and a Brownstone in Brooklyn
55:46
and or an apartment in Man. But right, so it's kitchy for them
55:51
because they don't need to be there, you know. Yeah, But then
55:54
like, yes, I get that but I'm also like, not the worst
55:58
thing to save money. We've all seeing the Housewives hit the skids from not
56:01
saving time. Well that's a fair point too. I mean, I guess
56:08
for me in that moment, I kind of felt stupid, is what I'm
56:12
going to say. Like, I felt like, oh, man, like
56:15
I'm not wealthy, I'm not poor, you know. So I just thought,
56:21
like, I wonder if I walk into a dollar store, people are
56:23
looking at me like this isn't like fun times, you know, over here
56:28
you're getting your like party supplies, and so I don't know. For a
56:31
second, I just sort of kind of checked myself like am I I don't
56:35
know? But then I'm like, well I can't afford a lot of stuff.
56:37
That's why I go to the dollar store, you know. So I
56:39
just had a little bit of a like uh moment, you know, Yeah,
56:45
no, I get it, and Si it was a perfect opportunity for
56:49
side to like voice what she's gone through, but I didn't. Right,
56:53
my big takeaway wasn't so much who gets to shop there, as much as
56:59
like, if you had had her experience, then you're going to see it
57:02
a different way, you know what. She wouldn't want to save money,
57:09
Like I would think that that would be something ingrained in her in terms of
57:15
like it's probably a trigger. Yeah right, mm hmmm, that's interesting,
57:21
very interesting. Yeah, good point. I started to get to that,
57:24
you know, when you start to overthink something and you're like, it's me,
57:29
Hey, I'm the problem. It's me. I'm like, am I
57:31
the problem? I don't know, but anyway, I did really like that,
57:36
and I liked that Brynn also had very similar you know, she would
57:39
visualize her house with her grandmother and and they have these tough exteriors and that's
57:45
why they have this you know, friendship and they have this in common.
57:47
And that was definitely a good layer to see. Yes, for sure,
57:53
I don't know is there anything else that we need to discuss. I'm kind
57:58
of going through my note. I think we pretty much got through it before.
58:01
We think we're good. I think it's time to see what's what's going
58:05
on in Benton. I think it's I think you're right, which this recap
58:10
never takes long, but we just need to celebrate it. I mean,
58:15
we're in and we're out, and it's like you know, in this episode,
58:17
it's they had to clean the rooms. At the motel, they met
58:21
with the mayor. They were over at the animal shelter working on a dog
58:24
run. They wonder if the current wives watch Crappy Lake as like the ghost
58:31
of Christmas future, They're like, oh shit, is where this ghosts?
58:37
Well? I think they may have thought of it that way when they heard
58:40
about it, and not that a great way, but now once we've all
58:45
seen it, it's just so darn good that I bet you all of them
58:49
are like if only you know right? And I watched it back to back
58:53
with this episode of saying and it is really a culture shift. Then go
59:00
right into them cleaning out that room and trying to figure out the bad book
59:05
spread. I mean, and you're right, that is a rough landing coming
59:07
out of Oh god, now that you say that, oh my god,
59:12
I did not even you're right, is a rough landing, Oh god.
59:15
And the big reward is dairy Queen, Like okay, oh and so much
59:23
dairy Queen. I was concerned especially. I mean, I'm glad that Luanne
59:29
said she took her digest of enzymes before she went to the dairy Queen,
59:35
but like you know, she doesn't have dairy. She seemed to be okay
59:38
with just the one cone. But Sonia Morgan, Wow Morgan, I mean
59:45
just jumped right in Darlings. Did Dairy Queen recently change their recipe? Because
59:52
I had it this year for the first time in a couple of years.
59:55
I did not like it. Oh La sucked. And maybe I had a
1:00:00
bad Dairy Queen. But I don't know. If it's a franchise, then
1:00:05
it's that's what it is. Yeah, But if you get someone that didn't
1:00:07
mix it right like maybe, but I was just like it had a weird
1:00:13
consistency and oh, no change it anyway at least? Oh my god.
1:00:19
Well, I oh, I'm concerned. They don't have DQ in Los Angeles.
1:00:23
Do they know I had well? I I don't know they do they.
1:00:30
I don't think they do. Well. I had it in I had
1:00:32
it in like Palm Desert. Oh, okay, that makes more sense.
1:00:37
Here is a custard, you know, you know what I mean by custard,
1:00:39
like the old custard. Yes, ma'am, Yes, ma'am. Meadows
1:00:44
Meadows is my favorite custard. Where is Meadows, Pennsylvania? Okay? Here
1:00:49
in Michigan, I mean right outside like Saint Clair Shores. Here they have
1:00:52
a place called Wally's and I never had it until last year. I've lived
1:00:59
here my whole gd life. That once had I had a custard and it's
1:01:05
a good thing. No, I don't even know what that is. And
1:01:08
I'll tell you I'm not a huge ice cream person at all. In fact,
1:01:12
if you if I'm at a birthday party and they say, do you
1:01:15
want ice cream with your cake? I will always say no. I'm just
1:01:17
not an ice cream person. I don't want ice I know. But let
1:01:22
me talk to you about custard, because I have never had custard before,
1:01:28
and it is not the same as ice cream. And my god, if
1:01:31
I haven't found God themselves themselves, Oh, I am so good. When
1:01:39
I had it last year for the first time, I was like, we
1:01:43
got I gotta go back up there. I got it like every day it's
1:01:45
like I gotta go. I gotta go back up there like I was.
1:01:46
I was a fiend. You think it was I don't know, like festol,
1:01:52
I got it. Well, it was first it was vanilla. Then
1:01:53
I went to a twist. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, custards.
1:01:59
I love custard, but I better get it. When I hear My number
1:02:01
one most favorite ice cream is Jenny's ice cream. And I know that is
1:02:05
a ridiculously priced. Oh yeah, that's a fancy pants that's like a Heather
1:02:09
Do Grow ice cream. But Jenny's an Ohio girl, and she like does
1:02:15
it right? Like good for her. It's Midwest really knows how to do
1:02:21
that. Yes, anyway, we went off on it. I mean,
1:02:25
we really did. But I think it's fair. I think it's a fair
1:02:29
point. But I could tell you what I'll I could listen to Sonya order
1:02:35
a DQ all day long because it's creaming over lou Chote, the subs,
1:02:45
the fall it chocolate hot dip, also split We'll have fudge. Started with
1:03:00
a strawberry shake, and I thought that was it? Did she start with
1:03:05
a strawberry shake? Then they cut back and did exactly your impression. Oh
1:03:15
is it chocolate and vanilla soft serve? Yeah, that's what it was.
1:03:17
Oh my god. And then later she's in she's like, is amazing how
1:03:21
fast the gas comes out? I know? And it did. Meanwhile,
1:03:30
you're right. The juxtaposition from going out of the noon New York to that,
1:03:34
You're right, God, it's actually quite genius. And also terrifying.
1:03:37
So I don't know if that was what they're trying to do, but wow,
1:03:43
I know, and I also I know we're skipping all over the place.
1:03:46
But that little Charlie dog, I mean, oh, I know anyway,
1:03:53
it's gonna bite you faith off. I mean, I love it.
1:03:58
I love it. And then they got we got the playground. We got
1:04:01
the playground. It's not the the playground. I don't think having a locked,
1:04:08
tiny home in your playground is maybe the best thing for children to happen.
1:04:15
Oh I did not think that through not to mention the adults that might
1:04:19
hide inside. Yeah, you need to bust open that door, take the
1:04:23
windows off. I just get rid of the whole thing. Get rid of
1:04:26
the whole house. Get rid of the house. Because if I was a
1:04:29
teen, I'd be in there smoking my boyfriend dubes. Yeah, I'd be
1:04:35
hooking up left and right. I'd be the Hickey House house who knows the
1:04:45
cool ones, the cool teens. I love that. Luanne was like,
1:04:48
this is a totally snatched playground. I mean that's when you just laugh out
1:04:53
loud. And then when the playground is being delivered, sonya seees of event.
1:05:00
It was like delivery, and she's like, Hi, where's April.
1:05:03
I like those shorts. It's the little things, you know. Oh my
1:05:11
god. Yeah the ribbon cutting was great too. Oh but she's saying the
1:05:18
same thing. That's very Luanne, that's very She's just like, well,
1:05:27
I'm just getting choked up here because you know, every child should have a
1:05:31
playground, and every playground should have a child. And I don't know what
1:05:35
comes first, it's the chicken or the egg, or if it's the playground
1:05:39
or the chick. But I do know one thing. When I was born
1:05:43
and Massachusetts, the mayor, Oh whoa get to it? God, who
1:05:55
let's go cut the rocket? Oh my god, it was there too.
1:06:00
Oh yeah, Gena was there and uh Sophia Gina say anyway, okay,
1:06:14
I just some other like there's not too much else I want to discuss,
1:06:17
except for we have to talk about Sus. Yes, there's just not enough
1:06:28
time to talk about Sus. I knew you would love sus as much as
1:06:30
me, and I just think that you and I need to do a show
1:06:33
with sus a show just called Sue's I mean Sue's wares. Yeah, I
1:06:41
love you, Sue. Oh so many puns that's so oh, and the
1:06:46
the pun Queen has entered the podcast. There she goes, it's the It's
1:06:53
the Pun Cast with Emily Dereesis. She did all the employees. Their real
1:07:00
hair was matched all the wig hair. I couldn't figure out if the employees
1:07:05
were wearing the wigs because I was like, their hair. If they're wearing
1:07:09
wigs, they're those wigs are better than the wigs they're selling. That was
1:07:14
their real hair. I think, okay, because it looked real. But
1:07:16
it looked like a really good wig too, a really good wig that's generous.
1:07:28
There's a difference. See, Emily, I let me let me explain
1:07:32
something. Let me explain something durling back in nineteen forty two. Now,
1:07:39
you know the real hair wigs. You know, there's synthetic and then there's
1:07:41
real hair wigs. So it's like, see what you're saying. They prought.
1:07:44
They might have had the high end wigs there, they just weren't trying
1:07:46
them on because they have the costume wigs and they've got the high end wigs,
1:07:49
which are probably like four or five hundred dollars right now. I did
1:07:53
not think that the wig lou walked out of there, with because she didn't
1:07:58
pay because she didn't have a credit card. My god, I didn't like
1:08:01
it. Oh that Terra. Did you see Sue's face? I mean,
1:08:05
was that Sue? I don't even know if that was Sue, But whoever
1:08:10
that was, she's her name is Sue? Thought it was. I thought
1:08:13
it was like the mayor in the league. I wish that. I wish
1:08:15
the mayor was there trying to I don't know, I don't remember who it
1:08:19
was. The mayor turns out the mayor bible. It's winds there. Well,
1:08:28
she's like, oh, darling, I don't have my garden yours.
1:08:30
I'll come back. I promised, I promise. Oh right, do you
1:08:33
know any statement necklaces? She can't. She bounced down of there with and
1:08:38
it wasn't cheap. Well, how much there was cheap? Oh, it
1:08:42
was like seventy five eighty bucks. They were yelling out prices and I was
1:08:45
like, and that's when Sonya was like, they raise the prices just because
1:08:50
we were in town. That happens all the time when I go to town.
1:08:54
When when I got a slow down, and right now the price is
1:08:58
putting a little stickers on them. Did you also hear Sonia's nod to Renna.
1:09:03
Oh, Renna, Lusa Rena, Yes, Lusa, God bless you.
1:09:15
She said it different a second time, and yeah she did. Yeah,
1:09:18
but the Lusa Rena for Halloween, and I was like, who's that?
1:09:23
And who is that? Them bouncing around and wigs and just laughing at
1:09:28
each other's faces. You just can't get better than sus I mean, we're
1:09:33
gonna have to really figure out what our favorite scene was by the end of
1:09:38
this whole you know series. But at this point, I'm thinking you and
1:09:42
I both might have our votes on Sues. So yeah, so Sue me
1:09:46
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1:10:15
It's nine o'clock in Michigan. It's probably uh oh god. I gotta
1:10:19
get over there, you guys. I've had time. I'm a caregiver.
1:10:23
I'm a caregiver mother. I'm caring for my mother, all right, stick
1:10:29
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