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Tell us your INTELLIGENT INSULTS (Part 1) · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Wakes.
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  Speaker 2: What's cracking like?
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  Speaker 3: And this is the big bulls dove snoopy deegle, double
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  Speaker 3: jigsel bang boom.
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  Speaker 1: What you don't.
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  Speaker 3: We're not talking about rit ten team, We're not talking
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  Speaker 3: about last year. It's the one and only, do you know,
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  Speaker 3: the last last big smooth eagle double jibble in your
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  Speaker 3: face to me and in the place to be And
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  Speaker 3: you're listening to John Jay and Rich Wakes.
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  Speaker 2: So someone on threads had a challenge for the Internet.
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  Speaker 4: Because I'm on threads now, I'm really into threads, he says,
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  Speaker 4: I'm looking for insults so intelligent.
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  Speaker 2: You don't realize you've been roasted.
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  Speaker 5: Ooh love that?
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  Speaker 2: All right, okay, smart hoot downs. You're the first person
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  Speaker 2: I've known. I actually said this to Rich.
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  Speaker 4: You're the first person I know who actually has met
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  Speaker 4: their full potential.
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  Speaker 2: You're actually pretty funny, Goodwin. You don't seem burdened by
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  Speaker 2: self awareness.
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  Speaker 5: That'd be good to do. I want to hear Kyle
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  Speaker 5: do that in an English accent. That would be so delightful.
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  Speaker 5: With a British accent.
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  Speaker 2: You don't see him unburdened by what. You don't seem
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  Speaker 2: burdened by self awareness. You don't seem burdened by self awareness,
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  Speaker 2: do you.
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  Speaker 5: I've heard somebody one of my professors said this to
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  Speaker 5: one of our one of my classmates. He said, I
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  Speaker 5: envy everybody who hasn't met you yet.
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  Speaker 2: It takes a minute because got to think about it.
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  Speaker 5: I know that's that's what John Jay's talking about. And
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  Speaker 5: it takes you a second.
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  Speaker 2: Like you're leaving.
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  Speaker 4: Later you're like, hey, hey, wait a minute, Hey Catherine, Catherine,
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  Speaker 4: good morning, thanks for holding You got a clever insult.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was actually said to me. Someone told me
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  Speaker 1: one time, the acoustics in your head must be incredible.
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  Speaker 5: I mean you've got an empty head.
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  Speaker 4: Basically, I actually chat cheap you tee it because I
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  Speaker 4: was trying.
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  Speaker 1: To see you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, I don't get it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're just calling me stupid.
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  Speaker 4: Oh your head because acoustic what rich that sound that
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  Speaker 4: bounces around an empty room or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a smart one because he really got there.
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  Speaker 2: So what do you do?
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  Speaker 4: You just go thank you so much, Yes, thank you,
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  Speaker 4: it's great, and then later you're like, wait what.
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  Speaker 1: I actually called him out. I said it sounds kind
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  Speaker 1: of rude, but I'll let you know what.
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  Speaker 5: I find out later, and it was rude. It turns
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  Speaker 5: out it was rude.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was right.
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  Speaker 5: You know how, my wife Stacy loves to be right.
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  Speaker 5: She told me a few weeks ago. She's like, I
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  Speaker 5: would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
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  Speaker 5: That's a pretty good one.
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  Speaker 2: That's good, Jen, Jen, what's that? What's the insult or
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  Speaker 2: clever insult?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning? I called him previously about Philly birdos and
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  Speaker 1: I was on my way to chick up. I called
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  Speaker 1: him my idiot and he heard on the radio, and
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  Speaker 1: now he thinks I call him my boyfriend, and now
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  Speaker 1: he knows I refer to him as my idiot.
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  Speaker 2: You just I'm the relationship accident.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, No, that's never gonna happen, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: it is what it is.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad he listens.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's the good news here, Jen.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I guess. I mean I did say his face,
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  Speaker 1: but no, I can't getting into insults that you don't
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  Speaker 1: realize they're so clever that you've been insulted, but calling
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  Speaker 1: him an idiot is pretty much point blank. Well.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Jen, thanks for calling back, Thanks for letting us know.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, that's a good day.
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  Speaker 4: Here's a clever insult. You remind me that evolution is
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  Speaker 4: a process. I'd explain it to you more slowly, But
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  Speaker 4: I don't think speed is the problem. I don't think
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  Speaker 4: your train of thoughts has a destination.
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 4: You possess a mind completely unbroken by the burden of
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  Speaker 4: original thought.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's like the one that I found.
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  Speaker 5: It's fascinating how quickly you arrive at conclusions without the
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  Speaker 5: inconvenience of information.
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  Speaker 4: Really, jerses are like so like like you have to
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  Speaker 4: be really start to.
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  Speaker 2: Get it for me. I'm like, I love that name,
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  Speaker 2: not for anyone else, but for you.
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  Speaker 4: These are all, like I said, Rich's wife, We should
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  Speaker 4: just have your wife read all these She would love this.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, you've mastered the art of answering questions.
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  Speaker 4: Nobody asked what.
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  Speaker 5: About this one? If you were a spice, you'd just
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  Speaker 5: be flower. Okay, this is my favorite one. You're the
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  Speaker 5: human equivalent of clicking, except all without reading the eqivalent
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  Speaker 5: ones are You're the human equivalent of a participation trophy.
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  Speaker 2: I confidence like you have the confidence that I have
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  Speaker 2: after three drinks.
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  Speaker 5: Putdowns are fun, Yes, they are.
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  Speaker 2: Especially when they're clever. Anyway, text, Does you put down text?
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  Speaker 4: J you are whatever your clever put down is to
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  Speaker 4: nine six eight ninety three