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LeBron James & Anthony Davis Prank Draymond Green | Foul Play · Bleacher Report

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  Speaker 1: Let's get this season started to tip things off right,
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  Speaker 1: I brought an NBA living legend.
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  Speaker 2: Frank A found five thousand Lebron James.
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  Speaker 1: With Lebron on the scene, we set our sights on
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  Speaker 1: one of the most intense competitors in the NBA, Draymond Green.
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  Speaker 1: He's got four rings, two gold medals, and zero chill.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to get Draymond man.
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  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know why did you want to get
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  Speaker 1: Draymon up? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Because Draymond always caught up in his own shit alway.
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  Speaker 2: He don't think he can lose in anything. He'll never
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  Speaker 2: want to be one up. So this is the perfect time.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Draymond was talking shit on the golf course
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  Speaker 2: the other day. It was his first time playing. He
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  Speaker 2: was acting like Tiger Willis. That's what got Draymond.
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  Speaker 1: Thinks he's walking into a serious meeting about a big
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  Speaker 1: investment opportunity. What he doesn't know is we got a
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  Speaker 1: different kind of play drawn up.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a sacrificial lamb here.
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  Speaker 2: He may get thrown out the window.
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  Speaker 1: And they catch him. I brought along super agent Rich Paul.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta put your Denzel.
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  Speaker 5: Whitewater um locked cameras is here.
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  Speaker 1: Bag backing him up is a cast of corporate power
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  Speaker 1: players from a fake company that we created, complete with
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  Speaker 1: the CFO, a lawyer, and an eccentric visionary. Here's where
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  Speaker 1: it gets fun. One of the irresistible investments mall psychics.
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  Speaker 1: My psychic is going to blow Draymond's mind with facts
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  Speaker 1: that only those close to him will know and make
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  Speaker 1: him believe are psychic. It's real.
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  Speaker 6: People will never get to see this side of they
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  Speaker 6: always see him.
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  Speaker 3: In the first quarter of.
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  Speaker 2: Game, he about to get a technical fine right now,
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  Speaker 2: he's gonna get thrown out for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, suspended. Nobody likes being disrespectful, but making
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  Speaker 1: a rich man think he's broke. That's the next level
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  Speaker 1: of mind games.
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  Speaker 5: Foule.
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  Speaker 1: That play about just to get real heated, real fast.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Draymond, but you're about to get played all right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: This one right here is a little personal, but everybody
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  Speaker 1: involved rich myself Broun, So we gotta really know this.
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  Speaker 7: One all right?
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  Speaker 8: With Sto locked in and because I don't like him
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  Speaker 8: down with Draymond, I'm kidding, I do like Draymond.
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  Speaker 1: Guys.
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  Speaker 7: He better figure it out or he gonna be all right,
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  Speaker 7: he's coming in.
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  Speaker 6: Hey hello, hello, hello, Hello Hello, long warning.
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  Speaker 9: No man, I want to hit one of those things.
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  Speaker 5: Sweet him workouts, doctors.
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  Speaker 7: A boy with yeah yeah. Problem.
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  Speaker 9: First of all, thank you for coming, rich, thank you.
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  Speaker 9: I think what you're going to hear today, it's groundbreaking.
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  Speaker 3: New people say think outside the box. We say no, no,
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  Speaker 3: you just need.
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  Speaker 9: A bigger box, right, because I have the big idea,
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  Speaker 9: and it's his job and her job to build the
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  Speaker 9: box around the big idea, which costs a lot of
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  Speaker 9: money and add a lot of materials because it's a
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  Speaker 9: big box.
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  Speaker 3: Jason, go ahead, take it away. Yeah sure.
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  Speaker 10: I know you've been an investor in the venture space
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  Speaker 10: and you're thinking a thousand X on this thing for me, right,
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  Speaker 10: We don't thousand x anything in exchange for that. The
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  Speaker 10: risk profile is commensure zero.
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  Speaker 3: We can't say zero. Legally, we can't say zero. It's zero.
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  Speaker 10: We can't see you heard our lawyers say that we're
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  Speaker 10: not saying it's zero zero.
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  Speaker 3: But because of the structures we create, it is very low. Now.
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  Speaker 10: It requires a significant cash investment with significant agility as well,
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  Speaker 10: and there just are not very many investors frankly, who
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  Speaker 10: can meet both those? We got out so quickly with
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  Speaker 10: one investor lately.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, almost too quickly that we can't say who it
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  Speaker 3: was because of the NBA we signed. She's in an
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  Speaker 3: NFL guy.
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  Speaker 10: We got into a deal with the singer songwriter. She
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  Speaker 10: exited so quickly it was nine months.
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  Speaker 3: It was her folklore. We're not saying who it was.
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  Speaker 3: It's Taylor Sweat, Okay.
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  Speaker 6: You.
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  Speaker 10: This is a very safe We do things that might
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  Speaker 10: not be hot or cool. Now, the mall business, we
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  Speaker 10: certainly heard a bad narrative about malls, and we shorted
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  Speaker 10: malls into the ground in twenty twenty and made a
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  Speaker 10: lot of money. Well guess what happened in twenty twenty two.
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  Speaker 7: Luxury malls came back.
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  Speaker 3: We got our asses kicked.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, kill it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh dude.
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  Speaker 10: So you know, we actually have businesses that we're putting
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  Speaker 10: into the malls to generate income and activity.
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  Speaker 9: You got to bring people to the mall, and you
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  Speaker 9: know what we did today. We're bringing people who we
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  Speaker 9: bring to the mall to hear and.
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  Speaker 1: They you go Yale and get Louise, tell Draymond about
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  Speaker 1: the mall psychics.
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  Speaker 9: I brought in a special guest, and I want to
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  Speaker 9: show you kind of what's possible.
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  Speaker 10: All right, Lewis, this is the business opportunities. I was
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  Speaker 10: skeptical of this particular line of business until I sat
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  Speaker 10: with Louis for a little while, and then I was
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  Speaker 10: impressed in a couple of different ways.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, we talked to some really close people to Draymond,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm be using that in this prank.
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  Speaker 3: This is Lewis, this is one of the investors. Louise.
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  Speaker 9: Tell them what you do and how you're into our
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  Speaker 9: mall business.
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  Speaker 4: So they haven't told you anything about my business. Right, Well,
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  Speaker 4: I'm Louis Fernandez. I'm the founder of Mine over Matter,
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  Speaker 4: which is a franchise of psychics but exclusively in malls.
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  Speaker 4: Everything has started because when I was a child, my
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  Speaker 4: mom wanted me to learn how to play the violin.
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  Speaker 4: One of the times that I was practicing, one of
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  Speaker 4: the strings snapped and took my eye, so I lost
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  Speaker 4: vision on this side. But it opened my fair eye
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  Speaker 4: because from that moment on I was able to see sounds,
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  Speaker 4: which is backfire a bit because my family thought that
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  Speaker 4: I had schizophrenia because they were putting music to calm
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  Speaker 4: me down and I was actually watching the music, watching
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  Speaker 4: the music, singing along with them like karaoke styles.
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  Speaker 1: Re rich first and tell them about the stomach ape.
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  Speaker 4: Can I say something about you rich, like because your
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  Speaker 4: stomach is buttering, you know, because of the breakfast you
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  Speaker 4: have some green juice and old meal.
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  Speaker 3: I did have green juice opens morning.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody juice.
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  Speaker 3: That predicting the future right now?
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  Speaker 4: Right now, I'm okay, but just stay close to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 4: About China, also, I send China connection with China and
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  Speaker 4: singing because I feel like some karaokes it isn't in China.
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  Speaker 4: Say the name Mark is Marcus Denman.
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  Speaker 5: He was involved.
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  Speaker 7: Oh this is way back. Yeah, my first time going
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  Speaker 7: to China was with Marcus demon on the USA. You
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  Speaker 7: remember Marcus Demi from Missouri.
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  Speaker 1: What are you telling them regulations?
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  Speaker 4: Can I tell you something? I don't know if this
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  Speaker 4: is going to be something that I shouldn't say, but comratulations,
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  Speaker 4: you know.
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  Speaker 7: What I'm saying. I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 3: Can I share?
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  Speaker 4: Of course, he's having a boy. Comratulations, he's having a boy.
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  Speaker 7: It's a boy. How you know I'm having a boy.
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying it. I'm saying it.
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  Speaker 7: No, I just saw it. Like, That's where I was
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  Speaker 7: coming from. No, thank you, That's why I was saying,
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  Speaker 7: excuse my attire.
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  Speaker 11: I was running around. We had a doctors point That's
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  Speaker 11: where I was coming from. That's why I'm dressed like
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  Speaker 11: a change closing the car. But the pointment went too
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  Speaker 11: long so I could get a chance to change.
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  Speaker 7: But thank you, Luise.
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  Speaker 1: Telling him that he doesn't have enough money for the
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  Speaker 1: fun This is what a one percent out of one percent?
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  Speaker 4: I only have an issue though. I don't think the
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  Speaker 4: room is going to like this, But you guys told
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  Speaker 4: me that I'm you only accept investors that are the
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  Speaker 4: one percent of the one percent. He's not one of them.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think he has the money to He doesn't
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  Speaker 4: have the money for this opportunity.
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  Speaker 3: This is exactly what I emailed you about. He doesn't
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  Speaker 3: have it. Wait a minute, more than what he has
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  Speaker 3: to offer right now.
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  Speaker 1: They need a hundred million today, tailor Dray, They need
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  Speaker 1: a hundred million in cash today.
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  Speaker 10: Deals one hundred million today. I told you we need
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  Speaker 10: a agility and cash.
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  Speaker 4: He doesn't have that money.
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  Speaker 3: This guy for real?
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  Speaker 6: Rich?
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  Speaker 3: Is this guy for real? I mean? He asked him
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  Speaker 3: that are you for real, am I foraral about what
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  Speaker 3: one hundred million today?
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I'm not going.
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  Speaker 2: To give he doesn't have it, you go, well, there
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  Speaker 2: you go.
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  Speaker 3: You can't say what he has.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't the league.
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  Speaker 3: This is in the G league. This is this is
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  Speaker 3: the NBA.
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  Speaker 9: These are big boy investments, big boy pants.
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  Speaker 3: We're all talking to the Hall of Famer in the NBA.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, not in finance rich, this isn't realize this is
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  Speaker 10: this is our last day Oprah's in Hawaii. I don't
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  Speaker 10: know where the Lewis Hamilton is. You know, our business,
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  Speaker 10: our business moves fast.
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  Speaker 7: I was never going to send y'all a hundred million dollars.
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  Speaker 6: You don't have a hundred million, and that's okay, but
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  Speaker 6: just be honest.
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  Speaker 11: One hundred million dollars cash? Yeah, absolutely not.
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  Speaker 8: What do you what are you willing to who's just
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  Speaker 8: sitting on a hundred million dollars cash?
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  Speaker 7: Lots of people?
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  Speaker 11: What then y'all should find thom.
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  Speaker 7: Because that's I'm not anyways for what?
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  Speaker 6: Thank you for being honest?
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  Speaker 7: Why would I sit on one hundred million dollars cash?
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  Speaker 7: Should we deal with? Okay? Number one, y'all should stop yelling.
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  Speaker 7: I'm a grown ass man.
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  Speaker 5: Why should we stop yelling?
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  Speaker 7: All right, I'm gonna leave here because I will you.
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  Speaker 12: Up for sure.
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  Speaker 7: Hold on nose.
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  Speaker 4: Here, I'm not seeing this meeting and.
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  Speaker 12: Over hold on, hold on, chilly black to be sitting
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  Speaker 12: here yelling like y'all yeah, how about that?
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  Speaker 5: How about you got the room?
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  Speaker 7: I hear you.
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  Speaker 5: You just got plenty stop. He said, we got the
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  Speaker 5: right job. I'm like, what's taking y'all stuff?
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  Speaker 7: I was getting to tax.
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  Speaker 5: You for somebody else and got punch you want to
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  Speaker 5: hear drunking myself and just a hundred million cats. I
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  Speaker 5: don't hear you. I didn't mean you in cash. He's like,
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  Speaker 5: you know tomorrow, said you needed today or tomorrow? You
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  Speaker 5: know we need it today tomorrow. But I'm like that.
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  Speaker 5: As soon as I seen your eyebrows do like this.
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  Speaker 5: As soon as your eyebrow do like this, I said,
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  Speaker 5: he about to turn you about to.
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  Speaker 7: Turn, man, go on, I am three monk a green.
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  Speaker 7: I just got flackdes mam.
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  Speaker 5: He's all man, he's fair man.
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  Speaker 8: That's yere rush air man.