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Episode 8: En Fuego · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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I e I'm married in the blood is up. I'm pumped. I'm actually
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I know you here. It doesn't really I'm really into this. I'm actually
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firing on all cylinders. I'm after drinking the strongest because I'd say there's about
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nine capsule yolks inside and the things she's have to give me there. But
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I am wired to the moon here. This could be a very very people
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you might if you can splice it and actually slow me down. I maybe
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you know, to have time and a half to slow me down, maybe
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to two. This could be fairly a wild giddy my end anyway, if
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I don't you know, I had a sneak peek at the coffee that Tom
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drank earlier in the day, and the spoon was standing straight up in it.
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A small mouse could walk across the top. That's still kind of yeah.
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Terry, welcome, caffeinated or otherwise to the Tom and Jerry Show.
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I'm Jerry McBride and he is Tom ol Man. You're very welcome along.
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We're going to rock and roll the day, Tom, because I got some
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ship to show you, buddy, have you I'm excited about new I'm excited
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that any anytime either you or me go to screw fix or go wherever it
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is and order new tools and new ties online, it's always a good time.
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Right. I got a nail bar this evening. And for people listening
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going you see talking about tropical topical where you get no an actual arre,
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because I the one I have is a pure animal of a thing. It's
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it's about three foot long, just for prying out safe doors on movies.
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So I did get a handy sized one that a man could you know,
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could I just want to shift a few a few bits of ply across.
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I gotta. I gotta tell you, Tom, if anybody's out there wondering
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what a nail bar is, it's what you think a crow bar is.
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Gee, you're one hundred percent right, because right I've had, because I've
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had two of them, and I swear to were their effect on me.
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While I say affect on me, I know for a fact the Albi has
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him somewhere, and he swears up and high down that he doesn't have him.
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So I go and give twelve to fifty as he does, along probably
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with three more of his own. But a crow bar, a crow bar
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is a different thing. A crowbar is like a six foot piece of metal,
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sharp at one end and sort of splayed at the other, and it's
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for serious ignorance work. But what Harry and Marve were breaking into the house
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with in home alone, that's a nail bar. It's what free Man was
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whacking by his with and half life. That's a nail bar. Yeah,
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a nail. A nail bar you'd often find would be the bar of it
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would be actually a hexagon shape for strength, and that's that. Some people
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call it a pry bar and then put up their way a jockey bar,
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a joky bar. Yeah, I've heard that, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And the little one I got ushered to is adorable. It's only about
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maybe ten twelve inches long, you know, that little bit. It's the
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right joke for what I need now. I need to drag and he's drugs
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sheet supply nineteen eighty mil ply shot up and ply and stuff like that,
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just moving an inch or two or stuff, but just enough. The other
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yolk is a pure fucking animal to blast everything out of the way. So
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I only wanted a handy one. And I know for a fact the ol
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lad will have his eyes on this because their paint is still fresh on it.
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So lovely on that, Tom, let me show you, Let me,
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let me show you what I got here. I can't be light into
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a shop, do you know what I mean? Sure, I gotta set
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a three. I'm gonna show you one. There's there, said I do.
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Were you in a horticulture place, because that's kind of a tree.
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That's a serious cable time. Now, it looks like a cable tie.
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If I know, this doesn't make for good radio, but it looks like
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a cable type. But what actually it is, Tom, It's a drain
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cleaner. And all it is is the way it's like a twenty four inch
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piece of plastic. I don't know if you can see the barbs on it
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there. I can't. Yeh. Yeah, it's barbed in one way and
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there's a little handle on one side, and it's an orange piece of plastic
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and it's about the size of a cable tie, you know, the ties
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that you would zip election posters up with. More on that next week.
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And what you do with this, Tom, is you plunge it down into
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the drain of your bath or your shower. Oh to be only a pipe,
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Yeah yeah, yeah. As you pull it back up, the wee
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barbs catch any hair or get or stuff and yonker back up out of it.
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And we have a problem about that in our drains because somebody who may
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also be the host of a podcast that you may be listening to, is
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losing hair. Frightening red Listen. Once the mullets went oddly, even though
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Natasha has extremely take hair and long hair, just once the mullet went your
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all our drains seem to sort themselves out. I can tell you that.
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Yeah, it's amazing how that happens, isn't it. That's the right bit
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of kit I can tell you here now, Jerry, that was definitely not
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invented for anybody wondering. It's about about a half inch take a half inch
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wide flat and it has barbs running down along the plastic and a handle off
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the top. And I can guarantee you that yoke was invented by a man
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or a woman who was looking around the house for a team. That was
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not what That's not what they started. No way did they start that joke.
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Was they found that going. That was a strip of something that was
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maybe used for tying trees. And when I you know, I turned the
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right way this year with NK in and out of a drain. And I
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guarantee if somebody on dragons then went in and if you wonder where your plastic
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bottles go, that's what they end up making as yolks like that. Now
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that'll never be, that will never be repurposed, jar that will go well
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a purpose is ear. I guarantee you you're not going to see Green Peace
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pulling this out of a out of a fucking turtle's nose anytime soon. But
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I got three of them for eight year ro They're only plastic. And I
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went down into the shower and I shunked into it and he yoked it out
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of it, and I should have took a picture of it. And and
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it's the shower that I used tom So this was just me, all right,
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Yeah, there's the on sweet and then there's the other shower. And
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I used the other show and I'm the only person that uses The kids don't
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use it. And they yunked it out of it and like I did,
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take out like a mouse sized glob of hair which is right enough, because
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it's only to say the same shade as what I have on this head of
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mine. And then I go, I got greedy, and I went again,
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and I put it down, and I hooked it around and I yanked
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it out and I just yunked out the handle of a tom. So now
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my big problem is not hair and a drain. My big problem is twenty
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four inches of orange barbed plastic stuck down a drain. So I go's what
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I have everybody this weekend. That's going to catch every bit you Steerry,
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you might have to cut the seedling above and get it, get in underneath
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it, because that that's gonna catch it is purpose made to catch every bit
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of hair. It's going to go down it. It's actually not going to
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allow anything past it. So I hate to say, Tom, not every
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two you bring into a house is a good one. But there you go.
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That's learning the hard way. That's learning the hard way. And that's
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how the weeks started, Tom. But let's talk about how the week is
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going. We're going to get into the week's news with the show with a
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segment that we used to delve into the brew. Haha. Tom, the
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shenanigans the big news though weekly what have you? This is a very complicated
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case, mad you know, a lot of a lot of outs, a
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lot of what have you, and uh, a lot of strands to keep
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in my head. Man, you literally just gave a rough kind of a
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week for you or something like that was a rough day you had? Like
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that's a like. But do you know what people always say this? Don't
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they go after? It could be worse. It could be worse, and
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it was worse for the for the people with this week's weekly what have you?
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Tom And we hate to bring it up justice as the summer holidays roll
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interview and people are starting to plan holidays, are looking forward to holidays.
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Well, you probably could have done with avoiding the news about Qatar airlines like
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q R zero one seven dough had to Dublin at the weekend. There was
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it doll had to Dublin or the other way it was do had to Dublin
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because I think everybody landed in landed in. I don't know was it had
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to Dublin, Dublin to Doha. Let us know in the comments. But
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regardless of which they hit turbulence over Turkey, don't had a Dublin with turbulence
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over Turkey. They lined it out for us, Tom, it's it's a
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beautiful line, al right, like this, it doesn't have the same ring,
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you know what I mean? Cork to Bennett Orm. No next thing,
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they'll tell us that there was an emergency over air Trea, Like,
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so what happened, Tom, what happened with Guitar Airlines? And in and
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of itself, it's not it's not a newsworthy story because this has happened on
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every flight that we've ever been on. And we'll talk about it now in
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a second. We all know what turbulence is. We've all felt it.
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But Qatar Airlines flight q R zero one seven hit some turbulence over Turkey to
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the point that it was throwing people around inside the fuselage like tic TACs.
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Like if you were told, all told, we had six passengers and six
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crew injured, no fatalities. There was a gentlemen on a on a Singapore
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Airlines flight last week, I believe mesh with you know, he didn't get
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out of it so good. But we don't talk about those stories. We
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don't like to talk all of anybody that passed away. These guys are just
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seriously injured. Tomb their fair game, right? Did they say what injured
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them? Was it like flaking off the walls? Or did like the trolley
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take off? Because that that trolley. I often thought about that yoke.
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Have they ever considered maybe making it out of plastic? Do you know,
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like the plastic yolk you've got there and all the bottles they've got. Because
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I tell you one thing, if that slight case of a yoke full to
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the blocks with water took off around down the aisle, you're not off Jesus
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Christ. Well, I know what I know what it can do to my
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elbow. Yeah, because they clipped it several times. And that's only just
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that is a very polite lady pushing it by. You. Can you imagine
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if all of a sudden you dropped a thousand foot and that joke decided I'm
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away up the back as if it was, there'll be pink snacks busting the
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head of the people left. It will be Lion's tea all over the place.
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I'll tell you one thing, tom it you know, we laugh and
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we just and say where people have been thrown around and flung against walls.
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Yeah, that's what happened. They flight had to had to drop to avoid
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turbulence, to the point that people were thrown up and pinned against the ceiling
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like we're talking like a movie. Lad's stuck to the roof. And then
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when it bottomed out, of course, what goes up must come down,
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Tom, So you fall directly back down and smash yourself in and you get
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all sorts of broken collar bones and the devil knows what. And there was
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one lad on the news and we're gonna we're gonna find them and give him
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a shout out. Hopefully he's a listener at the Tom and Jerry show,
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And we're glad you landed safely. But just an award for anybody in the
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future. If you find yourself on an airline, that experience is an emergency,
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and the injury that you suffer is that it rips the arse out of
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your trousers so that your boxers are shown. Yeah, and you get back
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to the destination that you're going to, or your home airport or wherever you
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circle back, and there's news cameras there and they're looking for people to interview.
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Don't put yourself forward. Absolutely do this gentleman is going to be slagged
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about losing the arsh of his trousers and he turned around on the news,
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goes Jesz, would you look at that there and the arsh hanging out of
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his trousers, Like that's going to follow him for the rest of his natural
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days. He is the boy, the guy who slipped on ice, the
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new guy, like he's he's the new guy that slipped on ice. Do
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you know what I can't wait to see because there'll be There'll be the world
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a claim forms going for one thing and another. If all you did was
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bust your laptop or bust you know, if you didn't, you'll still have
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to put in for it. Like, but he's one a new pair of
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slegs from done. Yeah, I need a new pair of chinos. Yeah.
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The only thing is though, I'd say that, like if you're coming
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from Doha or going to Doha, I'd say he spent a few pound on
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them because he have it. Do you know the kind of way like well
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this is it? Yeah, you're not going to like here's the thing.
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I know it was over Turkey, but you're not going to Dohad to get
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the teeth and haired on. You're going to do no, no, it's
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not m Ryan airflight to Birmingham, so which we've had the pleasure of.
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Yeah, yeah, no. I would imagine there will be absolutely no stone
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left unturned when it comes to getting themselves sort of cashola wise if you know
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what I mean, like because but at the same time I wonder, I
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mean, like turbulence happens, tom and it's a natural part of flight flying,
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I guess. And if you didn't have your the captain at the start
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advises you keep your seatbelt on at all times, even when the no sleep
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belt sign is I really mangled that even when the no seat belt sign is
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not lit, you should still have your seat belt on. It's it should
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be your resting gear, just for this very occasion, because I tell you
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the boite that were belt they didn't want flying. No imagine, imagine though
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waking up, do you know what I mean? Having a look because airways
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by all accounts, I've never been on one, but by all accounts they're
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smashing, do you know what I mean? The seats and they you know,
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Cutary airways. Actually they're one of the like it's called the Dreamliner was
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the name of the plane that were on. Like I mean very nice,
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not messing around when you're calling you want to If you're putting the name on
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this thing, the Dreamliner, then it can't be a buck of the shit,
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do you know what I mean? It can't be a rusted avvo like
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it like. It can't be like So I'm guessing it was a fair So
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you're shnoozing away, having a lovely time buckled day, and then you wake
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up. Imagine waking up to that madness happening around you. Why is there
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a man on the ceiling just over? Why is there why is that man?
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Where is the gone of that man's What is going on here? I
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got lying the TA bags all over the place. What the hell is happening?
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So that was Guitar Airlines q R zero one seven. What we wanted
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to do on the Tom and Jerry Show is what we do best. Tom,
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make every story about ourselves. You buddy, I want to hear your
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story of the worst turbulence of the worst flight you ever had. I've had
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like more so like the flights themselves as the like airport doses and things like
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that, and but I had, I mean, we've all had airport doors
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doses. I remember we got, we got. We missed our flight,
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not our fault. We missed our flight out of Vegas, connecting flight from
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JFK back to Dublin. Right. We left twenty two degrees Vegas in December
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in twenty two degree close. We'd only expect to stop off for time for
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a fag and on again. But because the flight out of Vegas is delayed,
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we weren't able to get our connecting one for five days Jerry twelve,
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four four and a half days, and we yeah, we had to.
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We landed in minus eighteen New York. Jesus, Mother, Mary, Yeah,
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yeah, Now the only thing was, well, at least you landed
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to we did, but the least you landed. I think it was both
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the funniest because there's something comes over me in I can be full of anxiety,
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riddled at the most stupid things that could be, but when I faced
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with absolute horror, for some reason, a calmness tends to come over.
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And we're like, well, yeah, I get that as well. I
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wish I could spark up a couple of bags here and just relax, because
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that's that I think I did. But I remember, I remember I was
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waking up on a flight to Boston one time and I woke up, not
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to the turbulence. It wasn't even by turbulent standards. The wildest thing you've
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ever experienced. I woke up to a grown man beside me, screaming like
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a child who had had his dummy stolen. I was the maddest. What
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was he screaming for? Because this is the question. He seemed like a
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well put together human that was sitting beside me. And the next thing,
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the York rattled around a fair bit, no doubt, but everybody this guy,
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A few people had a few oh one of EM's. But this guy
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just started screaming. And I was maybe twenty four years of age, and
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I went this, this guy, are you all right? This guy was
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well into his forties, had a short on, you know, button that
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like, he looked like he was together, like his trousers wouldn't burst,
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and he just screaming like fucking dervish. Look you have allowed yourself to grow
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into that version of a man. How has this happened? I was so
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disgusted with him that I was just go, listen, can we can I
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get to it somewhere else? This is not this, This is not it.
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Do you know tom and and nobody wants to be sitting beside a boy
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screaming and roaring his face off it was just on a bus or otherwise,
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like it didn't make any sense to wake up to this madness. It's fell
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a screaming like one of them funny goats on TikTok. This is this is,
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This is why people often say to me, like, would you not
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take something to relax? And I don't need relaxing when I'm flying, but
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people have saying would you not take a xanax or a muscle relax or take
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something to help you fly? But I would be afraid that I would start
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roaring the place down like that with this fellow was just short to piss in
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his pants like he was screaming it and they came down to him and they
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were are you okay? Like they were asking you, like the man should
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have been backhanded across the face. That's that's that's I'm telling you now,
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I would have pulled it around the bastard. And you know, I don't
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know the man, and I'm not slander but I would imagine that he took
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out most of relaxed or and mixed it with a bit of Jemmy and yeah
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I didn't. The thing was, I was utterly perplexed because I never it
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was like finding out for the first time. A comedian that I lived with
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briefly in Edinburgh was frightened the mice. I actually, in my whole life
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and existence on this planet prior to that, I'd never met even a human
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who I thought it was just like the women in cartoons. Do you know
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the see that her legs and she'd be terrified of him out. Yeah,
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probably was shedding that for you, Tom. So when I found out that
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it was the same thing I was, I was looking at it like the
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same way a pig would look about at a holiday brochure. He would know
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what he is saying, do you know that kind of way? Just yeah,
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yeah, yeah, it didn't make any sense, the same way I
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was actually confused. But you're you're a fully grown man. What a man?
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What are we doing here? Yeah? With that being said, now
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Tom, I wouldn't go next on her A frog a frog, But yeah,
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we'll get into we get into phobia some other day. We'll be here
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all day, We'll be here all day. Those are some dreadful flight stories.
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Tom I don't. I didn't have a Doha Airlines or Kaitar Airlines fight
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q R zero one seven levels of turbulence. But I do remember one particular
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flight that I had. Now, before I get into that, my wife
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was on a flight that I had to do the thing that you know,
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pulls back up right just as the wheels touched the ground. Ye, I
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don't know, fuck it and pulled back up and go for another She had
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a she had she had that experience on a flight to London and I was
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kind of like, I would love to be in there, and she was
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like, no, you know, you wouldn't because every single soul on that
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airline thought they were going to die. Yeah. And that was Ryanair flight
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touching down and Gatwick Ryan Air. Someone has explained it to me several times
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about Ryan Air. But when Ryanair land they slam it into the concrete.
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Someone perfectly described it as you don't don't know whether you landed or you were
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shot down. It there's it's like there's a fee for the last five feet.
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Yeah, it's it's and and they explained to me like, well,
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if you can imagine, the wheels are velcrow and the runway is sticky.
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All right, fine, you just explained nothing, but all right, fair
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enough. How regardless of that, my personal worst was and it was a
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flight to one of the Canary islands. I don't remember which because this is
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way back. This is about twenty years ago and the before times now,
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so I was curtained, yes, but it's not my now wife. So
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it was even before then. I'm together with my wife fifteen years. You
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have to start just playing Ali by just spinning the propellers. That how long
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ago it was like, oh yeah, no, this is what device driving
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it called Orville, like this was a little Obuan airlines from from Indiana Jones.
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No, it was a Ryanair flight and we were going to one of
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the Canary islands. I want to say it was Lands of Roddy might have
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been New Yorker, don't know. And the lady I was was not was
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not a fan of flying. And I had taken it upon myself to coach
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her through it. Yeah, you know, travel together that I was,
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had you a drink had taken No, I was, And and I can
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get through it. And if I talk my way through it, I can
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get through a dentist appointment. If I just say what you're doing, so
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I don't I don't have to guess what it is that's poking around. Yeah,
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yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Just tell me,
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I'm going to scrape your coming with this, and I'll know what's common on
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a grand Okay, So I kind of had to, right, that's the
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noise of the wheels coming up, and that's the noise of the wheels going
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down. So if you hear a bumper ning like this, it's so on
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and so forth. And if on a plane, no, she didn't like
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flying, I will say now this was this was edging wards a proper debilitating
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for which the rest of the story doesn't help. Okay. So the one
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thing I was saying as well was if you see, and this is I
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heard it later on in the day after tomorrow, is like, if if
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the if the air sure less or the cabin crew as it are now known,
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are still serving tea and biscuits, then you have not to worry about
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it. Yeah okay, yeah, yeah, yeah we did that. You
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feel if you feel a bump, but they're still handing out scratch cards and
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things like that, then don't be worried about it. This was the flight
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they stopped selling scratch cards. Start, Jesus Christ. And it was it
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was like proper, I won't say, like throw you out of your seat,
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but like you ever be on a bus and it stopped too fast?
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Well, Jesus right, and that sort of hair you see this in herky
22:52
jerkey to the to the point where I couldn't explain it. I like I'd
22:56
flown for an hour with the lady, and I was there saying, and
22:57
that's the sound of the wheels coming up, and that's just a little dip
23:00
when we hit a bit of turbulence. And that's a little dip when we
23:03
moved and left, and that's a little shunt. And I don't know what
23:07
the fuck that was. And that seems to be an artillery fire, and
23:11
I don't know what that might have been. Boards flying into the engine,
23:14
and I can't really explain why there's a stink it diesel everywhere all of a
23:17
sudden. So I used to do a bit years ago, and it was
23:21
that there was I was convinced there was no such thing as turbulence, because
23:26
you know, because I can't see it, and we can't see it,
23:29
you can understand if a bus belted a ballard or do you know what I
23:33
mean? You know what I mean, but we can't grasp it. And
23:36
quite clearly it is just down to the buys acting the nugget up the front.
23:40
That's all, you know, you know, give it a little bit
23:42
of a shimmy to wake you up. This was proper point where the lights
23:48
went on, the ding light went on. Fasten your seat belt. The
23:52
cabin crew sat down and fastened their seatbelts. That's when we thought like,
23:55
okay, maybe this could be prayer time right right. And they did not
23:59
look cool. They weren't like just sitting there, No, we just have
24:02
to sit down and have a crack. They were proper order. This is
24:04
it. This is it boys. But people will be able to answer this
24:07
in the comments. People will be able to trace down which of the Canary
24:11
islands it was that Jerry traveled to there all these twenty odd years ago.
24:15
I think it's Lands of Roti. But the airport and Lanzarati is the greatest
24:21
horror of a thing ever built. You have to go over a mountain to
24:25
get to it, so it's kind of like top Gun, Maverick. You
24:26
have to go over a mountain and then drop suddenly what to get to the
24:32
run with. I think that is that is Lanzarati. Yeah, so we
24:37
had all this to look forward to. It was like the worst flight and
24:40
then it was like all right, everybody, here we go. And it's
24:41
like you can feel the climb flime flame, clime plane, and then just
24:45
the art goes from underneath. It's like handn we go screaming towards the towards
24:49
the tarmac. She's and floods of tears. I'm not far behind. I'm
24:53
like, this is it. We are we are coming to a sorry end.
24:56
And then in typical Ryan air flash and they velcrow the plane to the
25:00
runway and we had to fly home after that and a big yeah, a
25:06
big I watch the kind of trombone or whatever the place goes. Yeah,
25:10
we landed on time. Well, fair play tea. And now I think
25:12
even with this one, even weekend lens are already gone. We to go
25:15
back on that deepish ship. You to go back in that car damn thing.
25:19
Yeah. I think this was the one time they didn't even play the
25:22
trombone. Even the pilot goes like, nah, no, no, leave
25:23
a bit, look off you get but there we go. If you were
25:29
on Tar Airlines flight q R zero one seven, and you're listening to the
25:33
Tamentary Show. Please let us know. We'd love to hear about it.
25:34
Or if you've got a story that is worse than either mine or tongs stories
25:41
of air traffic nightmares. Have you been in a plane? The crash statistics
25:45
are not likely on that one, But let's hear what you have to say.
25:48
Drop us a line in the comments, Sam, what do you think
25:51
about that? Do you know what to be fair it is? You know
25:53
a logic to that woman? We can't. You can't look down your nose
25:59
at her. It may absolutely logical sense. We're in a metal can lying
26:04
across. Even the wings don't flap. Do you know that kind of way
26:07
you'd say, okay, well, if the wings flap, I've seen that
26:11
in nature before. This thing just catapults itself into the air with fuel,
26:15
with petrol and then just stays up there with more petrol. Batter again,
26:19
Tom, and the same time you can you can gamble while in the air
26:26
drinking tiny, tiny amounts of alcohol. It doesn't make any sense when you
26:32
put it together, it doesn't make any sense. And I'll tell you what's
26:34
better again. We have kind of done like a Gatwick at landing on this
26:37
time we were coming down to land this segment and all of a sudden we've
26:40
pulled back up again. The wind got under me. I couldn't help it
26:45
for the longest time, like honestly, until like recent years, it only
26:48
dawned on me that when a plane lands and drops off all its passengers,
26:52
it doesn't go to a hangar and and have a little pause there and get
26:56
shined up and get get the wheels and the wheels all and it all looked
27:00
over. And then later on in the day maybe I don't know, maybe
27:03
tomorrow, maybe it'll have another flight tomorrow. But no, they clean the
27:08
most visible dirt out of it. Yeah, stick in another two hundred people
27:14
and off they go again. Listen, Jerry, if you weren't a shirt
27:18
with the same pattern as the seat, you're like, is it not chance?
27:21
Start? They wouldn't even clean you out. You wouldn't even clean you
27:23
know. I mean, there you go. Maya gotta go. Wait you,
27:26
but we gotta go elsewhere. Tom. Here, we are sorry for
27:30
Courson, but there you go. We have to go on because we need
27:33
to talk about a lad. Tom. We need to talk about lad.
27:34
Tom, we always talk about lads, but every now and then they're like
27:37
yeah, yeah, yeah, you know there's this ladding, this lad and
27:40
this lad. That's just how life is. But every week there appears to
27:42
be a lad. Ryan's climbs the Mountain gets hired than anybody else. And
27:48
when we talk about him, we say, and then there's this lad.
27:53
There's this like I found this lad this week. Because there's been a few
27:59
lads, there's all that was cool, you know lads, but this guy,
28:00
it's something, just a story. When I sent it on to Jerry,
28:03
you know, it's like, you're going to love this. The second
28:07
I said you're going to this, I mean, like here, here's the
28:10
thing with the internet, I will say, Tom, there are fight videos
28:14
all over the place. I get fight videos on Twitter, and here's like
28:17
British lads having a fight in Benny Dormore. Here's a fight breaking out in
28:21
a waffle house in America. So for a fight to transcend all of these
28:26
things, that really needs to be something. And this fight took place,
28:30
where did they take place? One of my favorite places ever that I've never
28:33
been at Mexico, because only fun stuff comes out of Mexico. I've seen
28:41
all the Narcos series, so it looks like mad crack. I mean,
28:45
it'd be one way looking at it, all right, Yeah, I'm just
28:48
got Like you said, scraps are constantly breaking out. There could be a
28:51
scrap right outside your window right now. No interest. But well, one
28:56
of the lads fighting is a fire breather and he fighting off a gang of
29:00
lads who happened to me Murrachi's Do you know a maurachi band? Like,
29:06
there's nothing in that sentence that I don't get excited about. I never want
29:11
to see the guy playing music. But you know, while you're having a
29:15
dinner. But when I was at a sushi restaurant one even and am marry
29:18
a Japanese mariachi band started playing band probably one of the happiest fellows I've ever
29:22
been. You were at my wedding. We had fire breetherers at my wedding.
29:26
I'm into both of these things. Do you know what I mean?
29:30
This is a team great taste to taste great separately and Mexican food, let's
29:33
just put it out there. Some of the best food on the planet.
29:38
I mean, I can't I can't he beans anymore time I get the Kennick
29:41
Williams stomach, I found that was so, this is a fight that broke
29:48
out over turf wars because there's a lucrative street business in in the city in
29:53
Mexico. And I was I don't know was that Mexico city? Was it?
30:00
Where the hell it was? Because it through the whole This was a
30:02
sky I read it than it was on the Guardian as well. It made
30:04
read so set the scene. There's a restaurant, and it seems to me
30:11
Tom that it's a restaurant where street entertainers are allowed to come up and perform
30:15
for tips from the people that are there. That's fine. We have that
30:18
over here as well, and to a lesser degree. But I've seen that
30:21
on the continent. Like I'm a travel man, I've seen it in Lands
30:23
of Road. Maybe, so the Mariachi band would be scheduled from five to
30:27
half five, and then the fire Breeder was scheduled from half four to four,
30:32
so you have your set time to come and go exactly. And I'm
30:36
guessing that mister Fireberys had ran over his time or the other boys were given
30:41
a slot that didn't they overlapped fire breeding. They were coming in to bully
30:45
their way. You know, all right, get out of here. We're
30:48
the Mariacchi band. Now I can tell you it was actually Mexico City.
30:51
I beg your pardon. I had a note and it was just Mexico,
30:53
but it was Mexico City. Like that makes a difference to anybody listening.
30:56
But the one thing you will know if I'm watching Narcos and the like,
31:00
and I don't want ever just you know, stereotype plays. But when a
31:06
group of people wants what you have, there are means and ways of going
31:11
about. These Mariactuals wanted him off the off the patch so they could wash
31:15
out their sombreros and their huge oversized guitar and their long fingernails to start getting
31:22
into Let go, yeah, let go, God, I love I love
31:26
Mariacci music. It's not even like we're not even making jokes about this.
31:30
They really did come in swinging massive oversized guitars and and like they came in
31:34
like Jeff Jarrett with a guitar to smash it over someone's head. They were
31:40
outside there, they're outside the restaurant. And this is the best ever the
31:44
name of the restaurant was called ill Inferno. It's well that works for me,
31:53
That works for me, all right, that I guess there was a
31:55
team that Elin Ferno restaurant in Mexico had a fire, had a little fire
32:00
breathing stage show. That okay, fine, because it was a little odd
32:06
to me that they would just let anybody come up and do you know,
32:09
aggressive parkour outside the restaurant or whatever the hell it would be breakdancing and whatnot.
32:14
But again, this is this is Mexico, going to Mexico. So
32:17
the Mariacchi has come to muscle our fire breathing palle of his turf. So
32:22
it's one man against them, assuming the four in a Mariacchi band, right
32:24
like it's a quartet, right, yeah. You got one lad with a
32:28
guitar at the rarer and shout and singing. You have another with a guitar
32:30
rar and shout and singing. You've one more lad with the guitar roar and
32:34
shout and singing, and then you have one other last lad with a guitar
32:37
rauran shout and singing. That's a Mariachi band, yeah, yeah, yeah,
32:39
yeah yeah versus one fire breather fight. I mean they they they jumped
32:47
him essentially want one jump to the fire breather and got him in a headlock.
32:52
Yes, I gave him a couple of right, you know, give
32:54
him a couple right good punch and kicking like, they gave him a good
32:58
hiding. But they they failed to kind of cup what he was bringing to
33:04
the scenario. It's kind of the name is on the tinger. There's a
33:07
handful of people. You don't bring a five string guitar to a firefight,
33:13
do you know? The same way you don't bring a knife. You don't
33:17
led like it's literally his thing. It's not like he kept in the booties
33:22
car so fly fire like he can breathe fire like a dragon like the man
33:29
can manipulate fire out of his face. And you catch you an headlock,
33:35
like of all the people you're going now, this isn't this isn't not heard
33:38
of other places around the city like guns and OLLI him pulled because it's worth
33:43
the fortune to be out in the front of these places, right of course.
33:45
And that's your That's okay, And I'm gonna play it. And I
33:47
can see it being like a gig time I play at this restaurant for an
33:51
hour, and then I move on to the next restaurant, and I move
33:52
on to the next restaurant, and maybe you get better tips outside one than
33:54
you will the other. And have a pain of me. Bollocks. I've
33:57
been breathing fire all day. My lips are all chapped, and nerve these
34:00
Mariacci's coming over giving me ship. Well, he put manners on them,
34:04
I can tell you, because he got the show started back up again.
34:08
And yeah, they were all there in their nice little white shirts and their
34:12
sombreros and whatnot, wearing no doubt I'm just gonna go out there, pushed
34:16
it out there, probably polyester to a degree. Well, yes, their
34:22
guitars and maybe they would. I mean literally, this guy should be licking
34:25
his lips as a scrap with these fellas. They're literally the most flammable band
34:30
that could have showed up in front of them. Yeah, it was a
34:32
mariachi band. It wasn't a band called the as Best As Boys. It
34:42
wasn't Johnny water on the Act with three Oh yeah, remember that great band
34:51
from the eighties. Yeah, Fire Retardant, they were amazing. Yeah,
34:54
but he Yeah, basically he fired up the he fired up, He fired
34:59
up, He fired himself up, He fired himself up, lit the lads
35:04
up. Video footage the four lads on fire if you want to go see
35:08
it. The lads roll themselves around the ground to try and get them.
35:12
He lit up the road, he lit up them, he lit up everything
35:15
around him. I mean, with the with the Tom and Jerry show,
35:19
we want to stress, just like we wouldn't pick on that guy that that
35:22
story of the plane where the lad died last week, and we were lucky
35:24
enough. I suppose that another similar story came through with no fatalities. The
35:29
guys in the Mariachi band survived this with no significant injuries to anything other than
35:34
their pride in the ryebrows. Well, to be fair, and I'm assuming
35:37
Tom, I'm sorry they're mustaches. God, that's the worst thing I feel
35:42
bad about. Like, but he actually did the firebery himself. Had to
35:44
go to the hospital for the heide and he took because he was well,
35:45
I'm guessing he went. I'm guessing everybody probably went, oh, yeah,
35:51
you'd have to go. Yeah. But like the funny thing about it is
35:52
Tom, like, Okay, the trick obviously would fire. I've ever heard
36:00
it's amazing that the fire breeding is for all intentsive purposes. Still want to
36:05
give away Ricky the dragon. Steamboats trade secrets here, but you fill them
36:07
out with lighter fluid and you spit it on a flame, and it causes
36:12
it to look like a dragon. And this doesn't rush back into your mouth
36:15
and blow your face off if you spit it hard enough, Right, that's
36:19
the gist of fire breeding. We've seen it happen one hundred times in movies
36:22
where the dude will take a swig of alcohol and blow it at a lighter
36:27
and light the adversary on fire and on about his business. But this guy
36:31
did it in a street fight Tom He hit them with the Dallason. He
36:35
was like yoga flame and he wire on another man that was coming swinging Tom's
36:42
and lit that dude on fire and the guy had to run off and like
36:45
yep, yep, yep, ype, yipe, he's pulling off his short
36:47
than everything I want to know is this is first ever time getting into a
36:52
row with all his flame gear with him, Like do you know what I
36:53
mean? Like or was this the guy you never cross or was it did
36:58
it come to him in the moment and go, have I got here?
37:00
What can I do? The flame? You know what, you messed with
37:05
me on the wrong day. I've got damn all tips all day. These
37:08
guys ain't been giving me a dime. These guys are here muscling me off
37:12
the patch. Well he was throwing flame like the rent was due. Tommy,
37:15
he was like, we're going here. Do you know what I I
37:21
to be fair, they picked the wrong fight, Like they need to pick
37:22
a fight with the pan pipes. Guy, that's who you need to pick
37:28
a fight with. You don't ever two things. The guy's juggling chain saws
37:35
or the guy's swallowing swords. I mean, for so many reasons you shouldn't
37:37
go near them lads. Well one, they have either a chainsaw or a
37:40
sword. But the fire guy like he all he needs is a lighter on
37:45
the mouthful of petron and you're yeah, he's away and he's been doing it
37:50
all day. He's really good at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
37:52
he's crispy. The fact that it was outside. It's called it's got two
38:00
names, right, Ilferno, which translate and the tourists call it hell is
38:07
the name? Yes, yeah, I'm like, what I want to know
38:13
is Tom after he started laying these lads down and burning up the sidewalk,
38:17
did he then go around with the hat for tips? Just home? It's
38:24
so far of the show. I tell you something. If I was the
38:27
manager of il Ferno again, I would book him out for the next month.
38:30
There would be you know, I wouldn't have anybody on. If the
38:34
guy that's the guy would have forever your restaurant is ill f I Inferno,
38:40
you've gotta have I double book him. And like actual rural Ireland mummers in
38:49
full straw hat gear, get him. Boys. That was this lad?
38:59
What a lad? There we go? What a lad? This lad?
39:01
Well, listen, I will not be picking a rude with him, Tom,
39:04
and I won't be picking around with you, because that's not what we
39:06
do here in the Tom and Jerry Show. We do two segments, close
39:08
the lid in it and we go on about our business and we wish all
39:12
our people a great rest of their day. What do you think about that?
39:15
How you wished? Because I'm after taking a bit of a figary and
39:20
tis actually it's with you to a certain degree because you left me a voice
39:23
note earlier today and we need to have words I know you're not. You're
39:29
not, You're not awful for it. We have friends who are awful for
39:31
it. But I'm gonna pull it, pull you up on it, and
39:35
I think it's only fair to have her out. Two, don't stop the
39:42
voice. Note. Situation going on in this country is absolutely out of control.
39:46
There needs to be some regulation put on WhatsApp wherever you're leaving it.
39:52
I've gotten a couple over ah here. I got a couple over the weekend
39:55
about lads who had got one particular comedian who had gone missing in North Prairie.
40:00
And it was the most harrowing thing to have to listen to because for
40:05
so many reasons, he told me what he had to say in the first
40:07
thirty seconds ten seconds, and then repeated it in nine different fashions, and
40:14
all I think each time was you're getting fucking stupid or and stupidter This is
40:19
not this is the worst thing. Like there should be some sort of AI
40:22
at this stage that can listen and go, oh, no, you've said
40:24
what you have to say. You're repeating yourself now now. To be fair,
40:28
your whole message today was only about a minute, twenty a minute,
40:31
nineteen seconds. I know exactly what it was, because it's on my soul.
40:35
Bo you this bastard. Many times? Did I repeat myself in it?
40:42
Twice? But twas all right? I can deal with that because you
40:45
know it came from two different endings. And I know what it was if
40:49
I go back to it, Tom, it was a minute and a half.
40:51
A minute of nineteen seconds that it took for me to tell you that
40:54
I wasn't around at seven can be recorded five. Yeah, that's it.
40:59
That's the extent of it. And then to top all that off, you
41:01
were fifteen minutes late because your gear was as flat as flat as as a
41:07
pancake. So yes, I mean no, and ViOS to go around here,
41:10
it seems, Tom, But I gotta tell you as bad as I
41:14
am with voice notes, and I have left you a couple of voice notes.
41:17
And Tom, I'm a stand up comedian, lapsed but not gone all
41:21
together, as are you. Well, not for nothing. We love the
41:24
sound of our own vice. You'll give us that, right, Hey,
41:27
Jesus Christ, Jerry, we have a podcast, do you know what I
41:30
mean? Yes, it's and I hope the listeners of the Tom and Jerry
41:34
podcast enjoy the Tom and Jerry podcast. But sometimes it baffles me where people
41:38
find the time to listen to a podcast, even one as fine as this,
41:43
when they have friends sending them seventeen minute voicemails. They can't go that
41:47
long. They can't cut off after five minutes or something. No, no,
41:51
no no. You can send whatever the hell you want, and if
41:52
it cuts off, just start a new one and spend the first half of
41:55
that going like, well, they cut me off there at the last one,
41:59
so I just said, come back on to you again. You know
42:00
the way they cut you off from the terms. There's one thing that's there's
42:04
one thing to show you how this can work. If I was to send
42:07
you a video message on Facebook, right on Facebook Messenger that cuts off after
42:15
thirty seconds, bang on, it won't it won't give you anymore. A
42:19
little a little round, a little do hicky comes up yer time, like
42:22
a little countdown time, or by the time it gets round to the I
42:28
think it's thirty seconds, maybe a minute. But when that comes up,
42:30
you're done. That video message is over. But the voice note that you
42:35
can send on Facebook Messenger, you can read the Bible and don't be with
42:40
it on WhatsApp and I dare say some other messagings as well, that you
42:44
can fill it with as much as of information as you want. And the
42:47
information that people want to fill it with, tom it seems is shite.
42:52
But sure everybody says that at the end, I've gotten a few of these,
42:54
and these have been on journey's home. People have left me and stuff,
42:58
and the next thing at the end they go to Jesus Christ can look
43:01
at the length of this, what am I like? And I'm like,
43:04
yeah, well what you've told me? Fuck all and all of that.
43:07
And the killing thing is is that I can't. I don't have the time
43:10
in my life at them, and I haven't for a while now. Maybe
43:14
I'm I don't know from some form of there is some acronym probably that describes
43:19
my condition that I cannot deal with people repeating themselves, like if it's for
43:23
entertainment value, mighty, But if you're trying to tell me something that's I'm
43:28
lost in one hundred miles away in ar Tipperary. Get to the point,
43:32
I can't do it for you. If I'm still listening to it three minutes
43:36
later, I'm going You're still lost, i'd say, And I can't do
43:38
it like this is do you ever hear these? You know, there's I
43:42
don't know if you've seen this this new TV show that's called The Three Body
43:45
Problem that's out of Demining. Yes, yes, And the aliens are four
43:49
hundred years away and the humans are trying to come up with ways of being
43:54
smarter than them in four hundred years time. And that's what a voice noticed
43:59
to me, like, well, Jesus Christ, I have had this after
44:02
I had this conversation Tom, I had this conversation with Laddie sent me advice.
44:07
There's a man not saying that men shouldn't do this and women should.
44:12
But god damn it, I would have expected better from this dude. He
44:15
sent me a voice note that was four minutes long, broke into its fourth
44:19
minute, right nearly a day's talking, and it was something that he needed
44:22
urgent advice or whatever. It was urgent urgents now yeah, yeah, And
44:29
I got I listened to it, and I got back to him, and
44:30
he goes like, why didn't you get back to me quicker? How quicker
44:36
could I have gotten back to you? I couldn't have gotten back to you
44:38
quicker than four minutes. You threw to spend four minutes listening to you.
44:43
You threw down four minutes of rope that had to climb to get to you,
44:46
like, She's like, and he was. He was sore about it.
44:50
Goes, Actually, what good is it to me? Now? Just
44:52
all of a sudden, you've you've you've cost yourself eight minutes, four minutes
44:58
of recording the thing and four minutes waiting for me to listen to it,
45:00
to send you back a mail. And I just send them back a two
45:02
word message. It was like, do this suffered in Jesus? Or eight
45:07
minutes that could have been like done instantly. Now that's nonsense. Now I
45:10
will say if it is just a little bit, I'm on the way up
45:14
the road to be there with you in two minutes. That's fine. Do
45:17
you want me? Yeah? I like them. I like them. Jer
45:21
been time in the place. They are absolutely perfect because sometimes you can't.
45:23
You know, you want to ask maybe three questions, and Jesus'll be here
45:27
all day. I'll just ask the three questions. He she will reply to
45:30
me the three answers. Okay, Dorry, brilliant. But if you're leaving
45:35
a novel to say nothing at all? Oh, look, if you audiobook
45:40
I've gotten, and sometimes I've gotten long ones. I tell you now,
45:44
I've got I have gotten long ones, and they've been fierce informative and actually
45:47
set me up for what I need to do in descriptive and stuff like that.
45:50
I'm like, okay, right, I need to do that, coming
45:52
up on this thing. And you know what is as well? To it
45:53
would have taken long. I get it, I get it. What tis
45:57
the Jesus tis the sure and hear it Christ, look at huh Jesus the
46:04
dog walking across the road there now, yeah, yeah, the funny thing
46:07
I was gonna say it. You know what was it again? If come
46:09
back to me the most ostentatious scandalous behavior and use of time that I've ever
46:17
like, the window is getting charted for all of us, not for nothing
46:21
as well. Tom Now. There are instances where a voice note is a
46:23
wonderful thing. If I'm out for a walk, I don't want to be
46:25
looking at my phone, play a voice note, listen to it. It's
46:28
all very well and good. But if I'm in mixed company, I can't
46:34
listen to a voice note. No I can't. If you send me a
46:36
message, I can glance at it and be like, okay, get milk
46:37
on the way home, no problem, or okay, you're the trousers is
46:42
gone. Whatever it might be. Or it could be me and and blind
46:45
and you could be with your low I don't know, pre slash something else
46:52
whatever. When that voice note comes in, you're you have to be like,
46:54
all right, sorry, excuse me, I have to go just listen
46:57
to this or wash again. You can't. You just can't listen to it
47:00
because you're in the middle of something important and you know you probably should be
47:02
paying attention to somebody else whereas like you know, you could just give it
47:06
a glance on your phone. Yeah, this is where. It's just a
47:09
little bar a minute and a half long, And like christ, anything could
47:13
be in that. Anything could be in that anything. Do you know who's
47:15
a bastard? Right? I get yeah, But here's the thing. It
47:20
would seem to be. I don't know what sort of maybe as cubicles are
47:24
doing this to people or what sort of But we now have to listen to
47:29
full conversations bull tilt. You have to listen to full voice notes out in
47:34
public. That's I'm probably rearing off into another world here. But all I
47:37
want to do is slap the phone straight out of the hand across the street
47:40
and kick him up the hole, going no, no, you don't bring
47:45
that around here. You don't bring that noise around here. Gaia don't stand
47:49
for that. No, ga just you don't bring that evil here, Ricky
47:52
Bobby. Remember when Bernie Mack in that movie where with Chris Rocker was running
47:59
for president, going to be a vice president, He just gets his brother
48:02
was his brother was he was a loan shark or something or no, he
48:06
was a he was he was and burning back just gets off with a looking
48:09
fly as hell off the train and there's different people want to talk to him,
48:13
like from the news press, from the he's going to be his new
48:16
assistant and he's working as vice president. He's just they just got first sentence
48:21
and he just lights him up with a slap and drops every one of them
48:23
as he's walking along the platform, just thinking, yeah, yeah, that
48:27
should be there should be an ability in society where yeah, I'm not saying
48:30
you've gotta light him up with flames, but just a big old clad open
48:34
handed. Now you don't want to break from a big open hand. But
48:39
but voice notes they are once again Tom, and fine, you and me
48:43
just give out about the same thing over and over again, something that was
48:46
designed for good that has been used for fucking stupidity. But sure, look
48:51
they weaponized the jart, that's what they did, Just like rais the Honor
48:54
black Rock or anything like that. Something beautiful gets made, something genius gets
48:59
made, and they reponize it immediately. And that's what people have done just
49:02
being boloxis you're not that good of an artor trust me, you're not.
49:07
I want to There's a bloke I keep on running into jer and he is
49:10
that voice note in real fit, really human form, human form. He
49:15
told me the other day how he went to a car show that was closed.
49:19
It was closed at lunchtime. That's it, that's it. That's I
49:22
said that. Now, if you want to go back in time, that
49:24
that's about three and a half seconds of that even and I swear on my
49:28
life he cornered me for about fourteen minutes to tell me every high up and
49:34
low down version of that that could be done, and his preparation on leaving
49:37
the house coming back the way, what he saw, what he didn't see,
49:39
and the lack thereof car show that I swear on my life, I
49:44
would have stood out in traffic just to take get a broken leg, now
49:47
you know what I mean, Just to get away from that, just to
49:49
get away from the man. It's that's that's. If you've got that,
49:54
if you've got that much to say, then do what we did. Tom
49:59
start upod cast and whether people listen to it or not remains to be seen.
50:05
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