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In perhaps the most needlessly long-running transfer saga of the summer, Bruno Guimarães has finally left Newcastle United to join Arsenal. If Pete wasn't pessimistic enough already, his expectations have fallen even further.
He's joined by Marcus and Jim to chat through all the latest on the transfer front. Plus, Gianni is in yet more trouble, a man falls through a trap door and Vozinha jets down in Santiago.
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