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Hour 1 - As Expected · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom shaka Laca. It's our nameber One. As we look
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Speaker 1: to hit down a money ball, I'm known as moneyball Maler.
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Speaker 1: So here in our number one do the Lakers have
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Speaker 1: an Austin Reeves problem? In the playoffs, they were run
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Speaker 1: off the court by Oklahoma City. Also as Ga, the
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Speaker 1: former Clipper said, Game one for the Thunder was quote
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Speaker 1: very simple against Lebron's Lakers. How do you parse these words?
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Speaker 1: We'll also get into Lebron planting, the excuses for the
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Speaker 1: lakers pathetic offensive performance, and what did the NBA accomplish
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Speaker 1: by fighting the Celtics Jalen Brown for a live stream
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Speaker 1: rant at the NBA officials. We'll talk about all of
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Speaker 1: that and more as we cut and run right here
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Speaker 1: in our number one. Well that went about as expected. Well,
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Speaker 1: so our lead this hour is from Pro Bouncy Ball
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Speaker 1: Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy. Yeah, so
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Speaker 1: I think you know where're gonna start. As that time
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Speaker 1: of the year, this is what we do this time
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Speaker 1: of the year. It's all right. There was some playoff games.
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Speaker 1: We don't pay attention to the regular season in Pro
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Speaker 1: bouncy Ball. The playoffs we pay attention. So away we go.
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Speaker 1: We start out in the dust bowl where the reigning
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Speaker 1: champions of Pro Bouncy Ball reside. And it ain't the Lakers,
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Speaker 1: the Thunder and Lakers having a hoe down in Oklahoma. Now,
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Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw this game or not,
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Speaker 1: possibly possibly not. They got to get some better b roll.
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Speaker 1: You know how they come back from commercials. It was
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Speaker 1: on it was an NBC or Pete Cock one of
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Speaker 1: thostenings and came back from comercial and they showed downtown Oklahoma, City,
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Speaker 1: which you know, it's not it's not, you know, not
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Speaker 1: that great to look at. You know, maybe build some
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Speaker 1: more skyscrapers or something, I don't know, or show a
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Speaker 1: cowboy or something like that or something, you know, Oklahoma stuff.
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Speaker 1: The skyline of Oklahoma City not not all that great anyway.
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Speaker 1: Chet Holmgren had twenty four points and twelve rebounds, the
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Speaker 1: guy that looks like Skeletor and Oklahoma City who didn't
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Speaker 1: play at their peak, and they still stopped the Lakers
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Speaker 1: one oh eight to ninety and in that game one
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Speaker 1: of the Western Conference semi finals. Now Shay Jiogis, Alexander
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Speaker 1: the former Clipper, and A. J. Mitchell each had eighteen
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Speaker 1: points as well for the Thunder. The Thunder now have
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Speaker 1: played five playoff games, and they have won five playoff
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Speaker 1: games this year, five and zero in the playoffs, despite
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Speaker 1: missing Jalen Williams, oh my, it didn't go whammy. I
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Speaker 1: can't play though, thirst straight game he has missed. Oklahoma
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Speaker 1: City will host Game two, which way will also win comfortably.
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Speaker 1: That'll be on Thursday. The better story, though, is in
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Speaker 1: the losing locker room. The better story in the losing
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Speaker 1: the locker room. So Lebron James, as he has been
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Speaker 1: known to do when his team loses, he storms off
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Speaker 1: the court has a conniption fit before the game's over. Yep, Lebron,
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Speaker 1: he didn't stick around for the end of it. He
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Speaker 1: walked off the court as they were about twenty seconds
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Speaker 1: or so to go in the game. And Lebron is
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Speaker 1: much too important, much too important to stay on the
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Speaker 1: court until the end of the game. What do you
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Speaker 1: expect from Lebron now? The better story, as I said
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Speaker 1: losing locker room. Popular opinion by popular people is that
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Speaker 1: Austin Reeves, who had an absolute clunker, was the driving
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Speaker 1: force behind the Lakers being spanked. In Game one, Reeves
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Speaker 1: took sixteen shots. He missed thirteen of the sixteen. That
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Speaker 1: is a shooting percentage of less than twenty percent. He
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Speaker 1: did not make a three point shot. I'm told that
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Speaker 1: is not good. Reeves finished with eight points, turned the
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Speaker 1: ball over four times, and played like he should be
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Speaker 1: back somewhere in Oklahoma playing pickup basketball. Now at a
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Speaker 1: that's a good jumping out points. So let us discuss
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Speaker 1: the question do the Lakers have an Austin Reeves problem
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Speaker 1: in the playoffs? So I've got Scooby Doo, Hasbro and Jaywalking,
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Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together, and
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Speaker 1: we are going to be moonstruck, is what we're going
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Speaker 1: to be. We're going to be moonstruck. So a to
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Speaker 1: answer the question, do the Lakers have an Austin Reeves
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Speaker 1: problem in the playoffs? I am nodding my head. Yes. Now.
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Speaker 1: A lot of new geniuses told me I was out
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Speaker 1: of my bloody mind last year when I pointed out
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Speaker 1: how ineffective and how overwhelmed Austin Reeves played for the
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Speaker 1: Lakers against Minnesota in the playoffs. You said, you're just
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Speaker 1: a Laker hater. Okay, well, let's look at this again.
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Speaker 1: So the Lakers don't just have an Austin Reeves problem.
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Speaker 1: They have an Austin Reeves in the playoffs problem. That's
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Speaker 1: what they've got. Let's be real. Playoff Austin is officially
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Speaker 1: a thing. Okay. You might not want to admit it.
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Speaker 1: You're in denial. That's fine. It's a thing, okay, And
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Speaker 1: it's not the kind of thing you have any chance
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Speaker 1: of going very far in and being considered a legitimate contender.
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Speaker 1: If he's one of your top rung players, and this
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Speaker 1: is now back to back years and we have a
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Speaker 1: sample size that tells the story now and we have
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Speaker 1: seen it in these playoff environments. He's overmatched. He's not
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Speaker 1: that good. He didn't just have a bad night. Austin
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Speaker 1: Reeves submitting a formal application to be the new playoff
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Speaker 1: liability and the numbers tell the tale of a person
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Speaker 1: with multiple personalities, much blind Scott that calls the show,
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Speaker 1: and he's got multiple personalities. Austin Reeves. Now his playoff
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Speaker 1: efficiency drops noticeably. He is not very good shooting the basketball.
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Speaker 1: He often vanishes from behind the three point line, and
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Speaker 1: when the lights get pretty bright, he's not wearing sunglasses.
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Speaker 1: So Reeves he doesn't get that whole playoff Harden level
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Speaker 1: heat because James Harden's resume is like a novel, and
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Speaker 1: if you look at Reeves his his resume, his pro
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Speaker 1: basketball reference page is like a pamphlet. So that's how
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Speaker 1: you juxtaposed playoff Harden and playoff Reeves. It's a Scooby
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Speaker 1: Dooby do special. It's a Scooby Dow special that Austin
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Speaker 1: Reeves is a glorified role player. He's a supporting actor
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Speaker 1: who's masquerading as a co star and here we've seen
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Speaker 1: it in the postseason, much like every episode of Scooby Do,
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Speaker 1: the mass gets ripped off and you're like, I wouldnt
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Speaker 1: have gotten away with any if it wasn't for Upesky
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Speaker 1: playoff games. Now, the rumors have been out there for
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Speaker 1: some time that Reeves is on track to get a massive,
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Speaker 1: five year, two hundred and forty one million dollar contract extension.
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Speaker 1: And listen, you know how I feel about the Lakers here,
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Speaker 1: but every Laker historian might want to go out and
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Speaker 1: get a barth bag. If you do that, Oh my god,
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Speaker 1: that would be so great. I will celebrate Austin Reeves
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Speaker 1: getting a two hundred and forty one million dollar extension
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Speaker 1: because he is making every possible argument he does not
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Speaker 1: deserve that. Signing that check would be an epic mistake.
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Speaker 1: And I don't know about you, but I'm all for it.
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Speaker 1: Not for him, of course, for him, it would be
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Speaker 1: wonderful for everyone else involved who's wearing that uniform. My god,
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Speaker 1: the classic regular season mirage looks great until the games
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Speaker 1: actually matter. And the nickname his nickname, Austin Reeves Hillbilly Kobe,
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Speaker 1: has never been more accurate. Regular season occasionally puts up
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Speaker 1: stats that reminds you of Kobe Bryant postseason. He plays
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Speaker 1: like you picked up a hillbilly hitch hiking on the
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Speaker 1: side of a country road, and until proven otherwise, this
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Speaker 1: is simply who he is. If you pay him like
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Speaker 1: a superstar, you're buying a ticket to an early playoff
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Speaker 1: heartache for half a decade. And you combine it's my
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Speaker 1: favorite backcourts that the Lakers have ever put out in
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Speaker 1: the playoff game. Got Austin Reeves and Marcus Smart, who
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Speaker 1: somehow is still in the NBA. I thought he would
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Speaker 1: be out by now he's still there. So Marcus Smart
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Speaker 1: and Austin Reeves you've got. We call it the Freemason backcourt.
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Speaker 1: And they took thirty one shots. They missed twenty four
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Speaker 1: of them, which, again, I who am I to criticize
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Speaker 1: I did not play in the NBA. I just I
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Speaker 1: guess I'm being mean. I don't think that's good. Well,
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Speaker 1: here's Lebron. You're the question and the answer. It was
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Speaker 1: not a very good offensive performance. Lebron's numbers were fine,
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Speaker 1: but the rest of the team not that good. Here
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Speaker 1: is Lebron, who left the court early before the game
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Speaker 1: huffing and puffing. You'll hear the question and the answer
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Speaker 1: about the offense. Take a listen, where do you think
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Speaker 1: the offense are issues are coming from?
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Speaker 2: Right now?
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Speaker 3: Obviously that's a grant of issues coming from.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, we have the guy averaged thirty seven in the game.
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Speaker 4: What are you thirty five.
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Speaker 3: This year three and a half?
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Speaker 4: I mean, what do you what are you asking?
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Speaker 1: Okay, well I'm asking.
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Speaker 4: I mean, like you, there's the issues right there? Are
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Speaker 4: we playing against the number one defensive team in the
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Speaker 4: NBA when you play against the world champions and having
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Speaker 4: a guy that averages thirty four and beat special.
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Speaker 1: All right, so we now know what Lebron is going
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Speaker 1: to use when the Lakers are swept by the thunder.
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Speaker 1: He's given you a preview of his concession speech. Okay,
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Speaker 1: so Luca's not going to play. What remember those stories
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Speaker 1: that they Luca up his agents planted as people planted
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Speaker 1: in the media about how it was the greater shape
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Speaker 1: of his life and all this stuff. And then they
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Speaker 1: planted some more stories that he went to Europe went
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Speaker 1: back home for special treatment so he'd be ready to
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Speaker 1: go for the Lakers. The way that Tarico and Reggie
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Speaker 1: Miller were talking. They it sounded like they were told
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Speaker 1: he ain't playing in the series. Yeah, he's just there
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Speaker 1: as a Laker girl on the sidelines. Rah rah go Lakers. Uh,
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Speaker 1: it's so great. And Brody's already sounded like he's already beaten,
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Speaker 1: Like what happened to the attitude? Hey, we don't have him,
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Speaker 1: other guys are gonna step off. We're gonna get it done. No, no,
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Speaker 1: it's well booooo, we don't have Luca. Were well, well,
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Speaker 1: well where so pathetic?
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Speaker 4: All right?
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Speaker 1: Now on the winning side. Shade jogis Alexander, the former Clipper,
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Speaker 1: was asked about the test or whether it wasn't much money.
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Speaker 1: It wasn't much of a test against the Lakers. Uh
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Speaker 1: for the thunder, SGA said, quote tonight was very simple.
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Speaker 1: Multiple bodies that means multiple open or multiple people are open,
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Speaker 1: was what he said postgame on I don't know I
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Speaker 1: was NBC or Pete Cock. I don't know. I really
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Speaker 1: don't know what I'm watching. I just try to find
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Speaker 1: the game until I find it and then I settle
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Speaker 1: in and that's it, all right. So the question, SGA said,
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Speaker 1: game number one of the he said it was quote
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Speaker 1: very simple based on how the Lakers were playing defense.
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Speaker 1: So how do you parse these words from Sga, the
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Speaker 1: former Clipper. So Shay jogis Alexander calling game one simple
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Speaker 1: is adorable. My word is adorable. He's being polite. The
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Speaker 1: real word he should have used is effortless. He basically said, listen,
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Speaker 1: we didn't even play that well, and the Lakers suck
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Speaker 1: so much that they still needed a search party. Okay,
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Speaker 1: look at the tape. Sga had more turnovers than assist
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Speaker 1: and he didn't really seem to break much of a
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Speaker 1: sweat in this game. And the Lakers weren't just beaten,
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Speaker 1: they were sculpted, reshaped, and set aside. The Lebron's crew
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Speaker 1: got the Hasbro treatment, meaning they were molded like a
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Speaker 1: big pile of purple and gold. Plato and just the
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Speaker 1: Thunder were a bunch of board preschoolers, and then they
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Speaker 1: just left it out to dry. Oklahoma City never trailed
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Speaker 1: in the second half. They shot almost fifty percent from
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Speaker 1: the field, knocked down thirty money balls, and played what
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Speaker 1: amounted to it seemed like half energy kind of a
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Speaker 1: walk through. They had some referees out there. So the
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Speaker 1: Thunder are so deep that they can play their sea
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Speaker 1: level and the Lakers are so pathetic, and Oklahoma City
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Speaker 1: still wins by eighteen covers a massive point spread, just
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Speaker 1: a massive point spread. It wasn't a contest. It was
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Speaker 1: you know, it actually could have been a lot worse.
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Speaker 1: The firepower that the thunder have. And you've got Lebron
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Speaker 1: already playing the victim. He knows, Lebron knows it's over.
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Speaker 1: That sounded like a beaten man. Lebron James knows the
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Speaker 1: Lakers are toast and he's preparing all of its excuses.
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Speaker 1: It's never his fault. It's never, no, no, no, You've
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Speaker 1: gotta have a fall guy. I Meanwhile, speaking of fall guys,
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Speaker 1: we go to Boston. The Celtics are not in the
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Speaker 1: NBA playoffs anymore. However, they did make some news. All
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Speaker 1: star Jalen Brown, one of the great space cadets in
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Speaker 1: the NBA, Jalen Brown has been fined fifty thousand for
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Speaker 1: public criticism of game officials. This following what he had
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Speaker 1: said the other night. We talked about it in named
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Speaker 1: Malvin Monologue. In a previous episode of the show, Brown
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Speaker 1: was on a live stream he hosted not I don't
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Speaker 1: believe with Blake Snell, the twitch guy that occasionally pitches
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Speaker 1: for the Dodgers. So Jalen Brown in a live stream
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Speaker 1: he hosts, coming on game officials, he commented, He said,
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Speaker 1: clearly had in a gen in the series against the
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Speaker 1: seventy six ers, so they had an agenda to call
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Speaker 1: fouls against him, Jalen Brown for pushing off when he
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Speaker 1: drove towards the basket while handling the ball. He said,
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Speaker 1: there's some referees that need to be investigated. He says,
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Speaker 1: every good basketball player does this, and then he claimed
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Speaker 1: that he was told by some of the referees that
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Speaker 1: this was a point of emphasis to screw over Jalen
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Speaker 1: Brown of the Celtics. All right, so the question what
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Speaker 1: did the NBA accomplish by fighting the Celtics Jalen Brown. So,
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Speaker 1: the NBA didn't accomplish much by finding Jalen Brown, unless
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Speaker 1: the goal was to have a Neon yellow highlighter and
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Speaker 1: drag it across every word that he said. I did
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Speaker 1: some malor Matthew. Now, granted it's my version of math.
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Speaker 1: I believe I am correct on this. You can fact
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Speaker 1: check me if you want, if you want, and there's
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Speaker 1: nothing the consumer of audio content loves more than fact
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Speaker 1: checking the clown the train seal on the radio. I
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Speaker 1: did some maln maass. So a fifty thousand dollars fine
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Speaker 1: to Jalen Brown. He makes fifty three million a year.
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Speaker 1: So that is the equivalent if you made fifty thousand
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Speaker 1: dollars a year and you illegally cross the street and
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Speaker 1: some cop with a stick up their tooks gave you
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Speaker 1: a ticket, a forty seven dollars jaywalking ticket, that would
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Speaker 1: be the same thing. So if you make fifty grand,
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Speaker 1: a forty seven dollars jaywalking ticket is the same to
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Speaker 1: a fifty thousand dollars fine for a guy making fifty
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Speaker 1: three million, which is a small price to pay forgetting
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Speaker 1: to use the Zebras as a fall guy. And honestly,
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Speaker 1: Jalen's livestreams had less like analysis and more like the
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Speaker 1: closing argument in a case of the missing accountability. The
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Speaker 1: Celtics blew a three to one lead lost Game seven
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Speaker 1: at home against a ragtag Sixers team that the very
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Speaker 1: next game went out lost by almost forty to the Knickerbockers,
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Speaker 1: And you're gonna blame the referees. What are you doing
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Speaker 1: if there was an agenda, don't you think based on
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Speaker 1: the popularity index that if there was an agenda, it
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Speaker 1: probably would have been by the referees. Let's see how
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Speaker 1: many wide open you know, looks the Celtics can can
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Speaker 1: get here and miss. Maybe we should help them out
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Speaker 1: because they can't make anything, all right, because you think
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Speaker 1: from a ratings standpoint, the Celtics have more fans than
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Speaker 1: the Sixers and all that. But the investigation should not
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Speaker 1: start with the officiating. It should start with the fact
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Speaker 1: that Celtics, they're so stubborn and they kept shooting three
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Speaker 1: point shots start twenty six percent from three point land
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Speaker 1: in that closeout game at home where they were eliminated
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Speaker 1: Podcasts Bill miller and. You it is The Ben Mallor.
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Speaker 1: Show the season Of Malor meet And greets is upon.
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Speaker 1: Us what a great. TIME a couple weeks back In
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Speaker 1: kentucky And, Ohio cincinnati And, Newport, kentucky and this weekend
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Speaker 1: we head to The commonwealth and this will be a
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Speaker 1: instead we've Got mike The, Leprechaun alf The Alien, Opiner
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Speaker 1: Danny DeVito the Trash, man and who knows who else
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Speaker 1: is going to show. Up some big. Names rumors That
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Speaker 1: jerry From Rhode, island she's going to make a celebrity
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Speaker 1: appearance as. Well so these are some big time players
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Speaker 1: and The Mallard. Militias two nights one takeover The commonwealth
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Speaker 1: belongs to The Ben mallor show at least On friday And.
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Speaker 1: Saturday so today Our wednesday show still Late tuesday in The,
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Speaker 1: West But wednesday the, sixth and On friday the, eighth
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Speaker 1: we'll be hanging out The Red sox, game and then
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Speaker 1: after that arout ten o'clock we'll beat The Mighty squirrel
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Speaker 1: tap room steps away From Finway. Squirrel, yeah we'll be
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Speaker 1: hanging out with squirrels and everyone will be, There, Coop
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Speaker 1: lorena and. Everybody then On saturday we hang out THE wuss,
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Speaker 1: game weather, permitting supposed to throw out the first, pitch
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Speaker 1: and then The Malart meet and greet At Bowin's Irish
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Speaker 1: bar and, patio private, room live, band amazing. Food you
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Speaker 1: you might even have a good. Time don't tell anybody
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Speaker 1: against you in the court of the mallor, Militia dan writes.
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Speaker 1: In dan writes. In he, Says Austin reeves doing his
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Speaker 1: Best James harden no show and disappearing in the. Playoffs
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Speaker 1: that no. Question Late Night drug tester says the only
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Speaker 1: question isn't will The lakers win a? Game it's how
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Speaker 1: high can they make the spread for the rest of the.
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Speaker 1: Games may not be high. Enough, well that's a great,
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Speaker 1: point late night drug, tester AND i, believe IF i
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Speaker 1: am not, mistaken that leads us to the amazing fun
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Speaker 1: fact of the. Hour are you ready for the fun
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Speaker 1: fact of the? Hour right? Away in malor fun? Fact
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Speaker 1: heading Into tuesday, Night Lebron james had played one nine
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Speaker 1: and TWENTY nba games that includes the playoffs during his.
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Speaker 1: Career the game On tuesday night was the first time
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Speaker 1: in his career that his team had been an underdog
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Speaker 1: of more than fifteen, points And lebron couldn't even cover the.
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Speaker 1: Spread it sucks so. Great, Oh i've loved. IT i
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Speaker 1: am loving. It every sh out Of, luca every shot
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Speaker 1: Of luca there sitting on the, Bench i'm, like, boy
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Speaker 1: he's a really good cheerleader for The. Lakers i'm so
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Speaker 1: glad they picked up a nice little. Cheerleader is it
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Speaker 1: possible when The lakers hornswaggled The mavericks or THE nba
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Speaker 1: orchestrated That Luca dotic. Trade to compensate for the, trade they, Say, Hey,
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Speaker 1: luka we're gonna give You Anthony davis's. Superpower where your street.
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Speaker 1: i don't know what's going on with, that BUT i.
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Speaker 1: DON'T i don't get into these junior high school. Debates
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Speaker 1: not my jam Ferg dog writes in from that winter
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Speaker 1: wonderland Of, fortunite just be a. Winter did you see
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Speaker 1: Snow fifteen It's, may Early, may and fifteen inches of.
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Speaker 1: Snow let it, Snow let it, Snow let it, Snow
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Speaker 1: man some of the. Photos that sounds. Horrible to check
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Speaker 1: time it's done. NOW i looked at the weather. Earlier
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Speaker 1: four inches of snow To. Colorado, wow it's. Impressive that
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Speaker 1: then the cool thing is our friends In Denver point
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Speaker 1: out like it could, snow and then two days from
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Speaker 1: now it'll be like perfectly fine and it'll be nothing
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Speaker 1: it's the magic of the weather patterns In. Colorado we still.
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Speaker 1: Haven't When roberto quit radio for his dream job of
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Speaker 1: two thousand radar that he left. Behind so we have
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Speaker 1: that ready to, go and let's go to the. Fons
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Speaker 1: let's say, Hello Eeny, Meani Miny, moe who's in the leadoff.
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Speaker 1: Chair let's say hello To Lucky tony in The Bay. Area,
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Speaker 1: Hello Lucky, Tony, Welcome my doubler don't, work hey.
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Speaker 6: MAN a couple of years AGO i called in and
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Speaker 6: the next caller Was Angry, bill and he said THAT
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Speaker 6: Thanksvan, okay there you.
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Speaker 1: GO i think you have to say that Before wells
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Speaker 1: Because Angry. Bill of, course that was where he became
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Speaker 1: famous on the Show what about a now Ye? Girl
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Speaker 1: that was back WHEN i, said how. RIDICULOUS i still
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Speaker 1: believe it's it's still ridiculous that they have the netting
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Speaker 1: around the. STADIUMS i know why they did. IT i
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Speaker 1: understand it was a liability and they were getting sued
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Speaker 1: because people were no one's paying attention when they go
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Speaker 1: to baseball. Games everyone's on their phone and they're, watching
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Speaker 1: and so they get joinked in the head with the
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Speaker 1: baseball and some people were getting. HURT i think an
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Speaker 1: old woman died as a result of. It so that's
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Speaker 1: why they put the netting. Up it's still. Dumb for
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Speaker 1: one hundred years they were able to have baseball without
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Speaker 1: netting wrapping around the entire lower deck of the. Stadium
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Speaker 1: but that was When Angry bill called all, upset and you,
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Speaker 1: know he, screaming reading me The Riot. Act you, know
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Speaker 1: what about the? Kids what about the? Children what about
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Speaker 1: hunter In North, Carolina, Hello, hunter, Welcome hey.
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Speaker 2: MAN i was wondering as As Michael leprechaun informed, you
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Speaker 2: who's throwing out the first Pitch? Friday?
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Speaker 1: Uh, WELL i know he is. NOT i don't know
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Speaker 1: had The Red sox, GAME i not THE Wu sox.
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Speaker 1: GAME i, Know, yeah who's who's at the Game?
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Speaker 7: BUT i heard an interview With Wade boggs, yesterday and
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Speaker 7: all the surviving members with retired numbers will be throwing
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Speaker 7: out the first pitch for some.
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Speaker 2: NOT i THOUGHT i share that with, you AND i
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Speaker 2: was thinking about you, Guys so have a good, trip all.
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Speaker 1: Right thank?
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Speaker 1: HUNTER i appreciate. That we'll check it to.
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Speaker 2: Look forward to the dogs.
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Speaker 1: bunch of pictures up. There once we have we have
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Speaker 1: want to get videos. Too are we doing? Video? YEAH
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Speaker 1: cameo you can be. Fun coop doesn't want to be in.
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Speaker 1: See i'm pretty. SIMPLE i just want like like the
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Speaker 1: still have, it but it. Was we used to have
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Speaker 1: a guy in town who would send us once a,
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Speaker 1: year usually in the. Summer this guy would hook us
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Speaker 1: up with a big box filled with the Monster. Dogs
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Speaker 1: it was. Great we stopped getting those many years, ago
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Speaker 1: but it was. Wonderful when it, lasted we were very.
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Speaker 1: Grateful it was a great mitzvah and we loved it
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Speaker 1: So AND i had an unpopular, opinion the monster dog
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Speaker 1: better than A dodger. Dog i'm not a big fan
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Speaker 1: of The dodger. DOG i believe it's. Overrated that's. It
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Speaker 1: what do we? Have Ryan wrights and, says are The
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Speaker 1: clippers currently in the? Playoffs Damn at least The lakers
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Speaker 1: won a playoff. Series, okay, there you put that on
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Speaker 1: a t. Shirt at least The lakers won a playoff.
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Speaker 1: Series that's, great absolutely, wonderful absolutely. Wonderful Ferk dog, says
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Speaker 1: to pivot to. WEATHER i want to. Refight, okay that's. Right,
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Speaker 1: WELL i was distracted by the shiny Object Ferg. Dog he,
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Speaker 1: said this series is in the. Refrigerator The thunder were
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Speaker 1: in cruise control from the opening tip and still not
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Speaker 1: FROM i think it was seven to nothing at the
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Speaker 1: start from the opening, tip and still easily cover the.
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Speaker 1: Fifteen as she was up to, sixteen they still covered.
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Speaker 1: That lebron's matt At or style defense is going to
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Speaker 1: cut it against the actual. Competition So i've now read your.
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Speaker 1: Comments are you? Okay everything good? THERE jc rights in
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Speaker 1: Your mallor. Monologue i'd imagine it was very triggering For.
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Speaker 1: Coop The lakers are simply, Outmatched will CRYING Jj reddick
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Speaker 1: resort to Starting bronnie this. SERIES i did see that
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Speaker 1: the podcaster Podcaster reddick burned through a bunch of timeouts
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Speaker 1: in the second quarter and then didn't have much in
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Speaker 1: the fourth. QUARTER i don't even know. That, like to,
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Speaker 1: me THESE nba timeout things just bull. Crap there are
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Speaker 1: so many automatic. Timeouts if you go to AN nba
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Speaker 1: GAME tv, timeouts burn through all your timeouts because you
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Speaker 1: got all these free. Timeouts, anyway you you got a
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Speaker 1: lot going on. There, yeh Super Mark steve, says what
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Speaker 1: do you like? More pooping on Playoff harden or pooping
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Speaker 1: On laker. Players that's A sophie's you, know that's a
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Speaker 1: sophie's choice. Situation actually it's the opposite of sophie's. Choice
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Speaker 1: you can't go wrong on that. Either. One the way
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Speaker 1: luca walks back through that, door The lakers still look
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Speaker 1: the attention That Ferg dog is. Getting he believes That
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Speaker 1: Guy that just in The Ben maler, show SO i
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Speaker 1: someone Named cuffs The. Legend who the hell is? THIS
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Speaker 1: Him my mama said there'd be days like. These you're
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Speaker 1: GREAT i am really enjoying. This can they do a
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Speaker 1: best of eleven and so The thunder can win six
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Speaker 1: games against The. Lakers it's gonna be so. Fun we
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