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Bonus IMPROV - I'm Going To Run Headfirst Into That Fountain · Very Fine Friends

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  Welcome to very fine friends.
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  And I'm very fine friends.
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  I'm very fine friends.
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  Joe,
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  may we please get a suggestion for our improv?
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  I hope it's a color.
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  Talismans.
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  No,
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  Oh, don't mock me.
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  Your suggestion is antidepressant.
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  That's what my doctor said.
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  I've been offered those.
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  I just always say no.
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  Yeah, that's a good call.
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  I think I'm like, I'm trying to lose a dream.
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  I don't need my third eye clogged up by your medicine.
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  is there um anything in this world that when you see it or hear it it's just like instantly like
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  makes you feel better
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  my dog okay it's like an instant like we're like like nature's antidepressant basically
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  is what i'm talking about like something that's like an instant like mood lifter for you
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  i think happy thoughts okay but nothing like i'm talking like when you see it and you're like
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  surprised by it where you're just like oh i wasn't like trying to like make myself feel better it was
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  just like or or not even like feel better just like whatever mood level you're at it's gonna
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  raise it yes um sometimes just being like outside and like sitting on the patio and like seeing
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  like the wind move through like the plants and like a bird flies by there's like a hummingbird
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  and butterflies and i'm like moved by it because it's so unlike it's like so unlikely like in the
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  universe like it's only happening right here yeah that we know of you know and that's really cool
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  yeah how about you well i could think of an example from just today actually i was um
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  I was at the gym and I was in a class and a song came on that just like it will forever
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  if I hear this and it will make me smile because the song Animal Rights by Deadmau5.
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  It makes me smile because there was a sketch group in New York good cop great cop shout out They hilarious
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  And they use that song at the end of one of their live sketch shows that I went to see.
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  And it just makes me laugh every time.
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  Cause I just picture the end of that show.
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  They're like pretending to do like magic, a magic trick.
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  And the song's playing in the background and it's just hilarious.
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  And so I like, I'm, I'm working out and my, like, my legs are like shaking.
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  Cause it's like, it's so difficult.
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  and then all of a sudden that song just kind of comes on
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  and I just like, I probably look like a crazy person
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  because I just like suddenly started.
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  Like it's in the middle of this hard workout
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  and I'm just like, hey.
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  I love that.
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  But it was funny because it's like it surprised me in the wild.
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  So it was funny.
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  Oh, that's sweet.
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  Yeah.
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  Much like the beauty of nature.
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  Mine was an electronic song.
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  It's okay.
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  You watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia or have you?
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  um i've seen uh i i've only seen like the beginning like season one and like some of season two but i
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  see clip my algorithm shows me clips all the time i see a lot of it that way too but there's this
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  one episode where d is like trying on shoes and they don't fit because her feet are too big
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  and when the lady goes to like i don't know run her cart or something she like tries to run out
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  of the store in the shoes and she slips and like headbutts a car and i think about it all the time
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  So that does bring a smell to my face.
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  Nice.
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  Yeah.
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  Can you imagine?
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  Headbutting a car?
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  Yeah, while being felonious.
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  And now, improv.
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  Hi, hi.
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  Hey, you look like you're having kind of a down day.
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  Are you all right?
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  I'm okay.
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  Hey, I'm sorry.
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  Tell me what happened.
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  Oh, thanks for noticing.
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  I'm sorry.
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  I know we're just strangers, but I saw you on the other side of the food court at this
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  mall, and I just thought, hey, he looks like he could use a little pick-me-up.
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  Yeah, I could.
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  Today's everything's just going wrong.
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  I don't know what to say.
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  I tried picking up this chick.
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  Oh, no.
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  Yeah.
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  She said no?
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  She said no a lot.
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  Like over and over and over again?
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  Yeah, like it was like it's all she'd know.
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  She was like savant.
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  It was like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Well, buddy, hey, I'm kind of, well, I want to just introduce myself.
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  I Kylie a Nature Antidepressant I going to help you out today Oh highly Kylie
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  Look at you. I like you and joke through your pain.
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  You want to go out?
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  No, I'm just going to help you. I'm going to help you with your feeling better. That's what I do.
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  Oh, so it would help if we went out. See, I've got a wedding. I need a plus one, too.
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  I can't go to the wedding without anyone.
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  They told me that.
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  They said I have to bring a woman.
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  That's a weird thing to say to a friend.
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  But here, why don't, let me just see if this will help you.
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  And then maybe you could stop asking me to go on a date.
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  Okay.
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  I'm game for anything, hon.
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  See that fountain over there?
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  That one?
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  Mm-hmm.
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  The chocolate fountain?
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  No, no, no.
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  Behind the chocolate fountain.
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  Oh, the water fountain.
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  The water fountain.
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  Why didn't you say water fountain?
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  Well, I forgot that Johnny Rockets was doing a chocolate fountain now.
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  It's our first fight.
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  It's okay.
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  Well, all right.
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  Well, let's just say if this cheers you up, you stop asking me to go to a wedding.
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  Okay.
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  Let's hear it.
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  Just watch.
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  Okay.
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  I'm going to run headfirst into that fountain.
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  You're going to go headfirst into that fountain?
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  Mm-hmm.
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  All right.
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  Let's do it.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  Okay.
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  Get your phone out.
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  You're going to film this?
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  Yeah.
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  My phone's out.
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  Okay.
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  ring ring ring hello
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  here i go yeah i'll call you back
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  yeah i'm doing something at the mall
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  what do you think you're covered in water what happened
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  oh you know you didn't
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  no you didn't see i i did that for you
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  i did that to make you feel better
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  i i i ran
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  right into the i i did
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  a full i i didn't slow down even a
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  whistle soaking what come here put my coat
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  on oh
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  you want to go to a wedding with me this weekend
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  I need a plus one.
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  All right.
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  A deal's a deal.
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  I didn't say that.
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  You promise she'll come?
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  No, I mean, I'm Kylie.
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  That's.
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  Yeah.
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  You're Kylie.
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  Your nature's antidepressant.
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  Yeah.
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  And if I wouldn't be that if I promised something and I didn't follow through.
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  Okay.
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  Cool.
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  All right.
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  Cut to the wedding.
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  Oh.
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  Oh.
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  This is a weird choice of theme color for the wedding.
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  Everyone meet my girl.
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  Oh, hi.
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  Hi.
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  hi i'm his friend kylie say highly it's really cute highly it's kylie do you see that woman
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  over there in the white the bride yeah she used to be my girlfriend oh oh god no why am i here
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  no you're here to prove a point oh oh well this uh let's just get down on one knee real quick
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  no no no oh but look how happy you look dear kylie no please don't don't make me do this
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  I'm going to have to do it.
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  You look good on the other side of my bed Oh you like nature antidepressant Oh and you hot Thank you
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  Hotter than anyone else I've ever dated. Is she looking? Yes, she's looking. Oh, yeah. She's,
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  she's, she's starting to cry because you, you did this during the father daughter dance.
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  She's a bitch. Kylie, I knew since I met you at the water fountain, you were the one. Oh, no.
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  so hi everybody i'm so sorry about all this everyone sorry sorry you look you look beautiful
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  by the way even crying you look good what are you doing i'm sad again oh no no no no no no i
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  promise i would cheer you up i promise no you're just not really into it that's a turn off
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  uh i i will i will you will you promise uh yeah yeah oh yes yeah so if i've accepted in front of
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  all these people that makes you feel better right oh so we can oh ow ow ow what i forgot to tell you
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  what i need two kidneys and a liver two kidneys and you have no kidneys right now it's been a rough
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  why do you think i spend so much time at the mall
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  it's just okay if that i mean just give me one is there anything else that'll cheer you up no
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  you don't want to no i don't want to i need both of my kiddos yeah i gave him both my kidneys and
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  squandered them i'm kidneyless okay okay go back to your dance yeah he loved you first
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  listen to her she's compulsive so you just get you you just get kidneys from people and then
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  you waste them i don't know i don't know if you god i wish i didn't promise to cheer you up
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  um well if you give me your kidneys i won't waste them and it will make me happy
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  and you'll keep your promise and you'll die loved.
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  All right.
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  Cut to the hospital.
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  What's this?
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  Oh, I have not.
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  I could really feel the loss of my kidneys.
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  Hey, Kelly.
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  Wait, hold on.
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  Is that your x-ray up there?
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  Yeah.
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  What about it?
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  There are four kidneys in there.
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  I need them!
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  I'm seeing.