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124: Vanderpump Rules - Notes On a Scandal (S11E1) / 90 Day Fiance - Til Death Do Us Part (S10E15) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
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  to grow. So thank you in advance. You well, Beatrice. Are
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  we starting off the pod talking about sind of the interval? Yes, okay,
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  I have a question for you. Okay, because obviously you had some
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  homework, you were going to watch the entire season and I'm just gonna put
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  on my fake psychic tinfoil hat and I don't think you did. No,
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  I did, Actually you did. I think every episode. I think there
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  was like three. I haven't watched in the middle. You didn't, well,
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  I mean I watched the majority of it, okay, and you watched
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  all of the reunion of course, so you have a general sense of what
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  is going on. I do. I feel like I'm caught up enough to
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  keep up with you, Okay, at everybody else and everybody we've all been
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  watching it this entire time, but you haven't been. You've been in your
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  lesbian love bubble with my daughter sissorin and stuff. That's right. It takes
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  a lot to scissor a lot of energy, so with VPRU. So do
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  you have any like thoughts about it or takeaways that you want to get into.
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  Well, I'm I was like initially hesitant to start this show because you
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  know, I was thinking it was like a Housewives type of thing, right,
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  Housewives is very produced and I've talked about it before, But I'm like,
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  this shit is lit, right, I'm like, these people are absolutely
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  insane, Like they're all fucking each other, yeah, all fighting each other,
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  right, all unfaithful, all cheating, all drunk. I mean,
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  it's fantastic. I told you you would like it. It's a millennial yes,
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  yes, so good good. Well, my takeaway is I am wondering
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  how Sheena se always manages to make it all about her girl, Like I
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  developed OCD because of the scandalal and I developed anxiety, and I'm on zoloft
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  because of the temporary restraining order which was filed against me. Because you actually
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  hit Raquel. I believe personally you actually did that, you assaulted her.
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  But she's such an arc A little bit, I was kind of getting that
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  vibe during this episode because she would bring everything up like and reference it back
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  to her, like she's like, oh, I will I would have talked
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  to Raquel if she did X y Z, but I won't anymore because that
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  bitch did a restraining order. I mean, I'm like, not because she
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  fucked your best friends, right? Love her? Like what do you whatever?
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  Right? I think she's connecting the temporary restraining order to somehow potentially jeopardizing
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  the custody of her child or like I would have to go to jail.
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  I guess. I guess she's always doing that. She's always like putting herself
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  in the center of situations, and you weren't paying attention last year when Scannedival
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  broke. Yeah, but after Scandival broke, Sheena who has a podcast called
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  Shenanigan's right, Lala who has a podcast, I don't know what it's called.
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  Actually, like we're doing non stop podcasts. When I tell you that
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  they made hundreds of thousands of dollars not just on merch which we already talked
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  about, but on their podcast episodes, Sina really really exploited the fuck out
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  of scandabal. And to hear Tom say it, because Tom I think recently
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  went on the Vile Files podcast or I've got wig hair in my mouth,
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  I get it out, but he recently was interviewed by Nick Vio. He's
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  like, yeah, I got a text from Shena after my friend died.
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  But like, that's after you've done one million podcast episodes on me, trying
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  to interview like the son of my gardener to try and find some secret tea
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  on me and totally exploiting the fuck out of my misery, and now you
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  want to send me a text asking about my friend who died. Block shit.
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  So she's a cloud goblin, yes, okay, the original clout goblin
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  of your generation. But again like there's such a duality with every person on
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  the cast. Yeah, Like there's so much lovable about them, but then
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  there's this stuff that's just extra shitty. Yeah, there's shadow sides that are
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  coming out from the show. I think we're going to see that from Sena.
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  And another thing, because we were talking a little bit before we got
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  here, is I really hope that you like Ariana. Yeah, what's your
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  general feel about Ariana? No, I mean I do genuinely like her,
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  like, and it seems like in the season people are going to start turning
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  their opinions on her a little bit. Maybe. I mean, I do
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  like her though. I think she's like a pretty nice chick, although hm
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  hmm, there's some aspects of her that kind of bother me, like how
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  she got together with her new man like ten days after scandal happened. But
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  then you're saying that you're so upset by Scandval, Like, I get it.
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  You want to get over somebody, you gotta get under, said buddy,
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  I get it. And then she is mad that he cheated on her.
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  Sandval cheated on her, but that's how she got in the relationship with
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  him, right, So it's just kind of like those little things where I'm
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  like, okay, Ariana, like acknowledge some of your right faults a little
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  bit. Yes. And the thing that you might know is that historically Tom
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  and Arianna haven't had the best sex life, and in fact, over the
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  last year before they broke up because of scandival, they weren't having sex at
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  all. Like I think they had sex in January, which he references in
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  the reunion because she wore her T shirt and that was really fucked up in
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  misogynistic. It was gross, yeah, and super dumb of him to say.
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  But like previous to that, and I think Ariana has actually admitted,
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  like, yeah, we don't really have sex because she didn't want to.
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  Oh, and I want to play you a clip. Okay, actually I
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  have two clips, Okay. The first clip is of Tom Sandoval on The
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  Vile Files with Nick Vile talking about how he felt about Ariana. M I
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  love I love, I love Ariana, I do I really care about her.
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  But like this person fucking throughout our relationship talked to me like I was
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  down here all the fucking time, and it's unfortunate that like my way of
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  acting out against that was like me also like just getting belittle, belittle,
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  bitlittle all the fucking time, like dude, and I hate that. I
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  hate to say it, but like I acted out because I had such low
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  self worth and somebody like Raquel, somebody who's in her twenties like doing the
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  essentially the fucking whipped cream fucking KINI thing like like to me, like like
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  in Varsity Blues, like I couldn't fucking like I I had. I was
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  like, wow, I have really like oh my god, like I'm attractive
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  to somebody, like I'm serious, Like I get all that. This might
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  be construed as you saying she made me cheat. That's not that's not what
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  you're You don't want to be that guy. You don't want to be that.
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  I know, I know, I know per our conversations. No,
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  not all it sounds a little bit like that right now, just just so
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  you know, yeah, it does sound like that. I'm just saying,
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  I'm letting you know, you're talking about somebody like those you wouldn't have sex
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  with me for like a year. Yeah, yeah, I get all that.
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  And I've been in before and like and I but I like loved Arianna.
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  So that was one of the clips from his interview and so I'm going
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  to come at this with the perspective of an old head who's been in a
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  few marriages and relationships and also somebody who's watched every single season of this.
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  Yeah, and I feel like I can attest to the fact that Tom did
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  love Arianna, especially in the beginning. He was sprung the fuck for Ariana.
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  And we have seen on the show how she talks to him. She
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  has been very belittling and condescending and like, okay, Tom, very much
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  so for the last I don't know handful of seasons. So and that's what
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  we're saying on camera. Yeah, So it's not a huge leap for me
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  to say, I wonder what's going on on behind the scenes. She's showing
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  disdain for him on camera. He might be feeling pretty bad about how she's
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  treating him off camera, but that doesn't negate the fact that, like,
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  well, then open your fucking mouth. You're forty years old, you're forty
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  one years old. And if you're not happy because you're not getting fucked right,
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  and if you're not happy because your woman isn't talking to you right,
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  well, then say something and or break up the relationship. Don't go fuck
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  Raquel in a whipped cream bikini, which is the most embarrassing things, seriously,
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  so fucking embarrassing, so fucking disgusting. And that's totally a dig at
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  Ariana because he did that at the reunion, being like, oh, yeah,
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  the last time we had sex, she had her T shirt on.
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  Yeah that was so hot, Like, okay, you're a piece of shit.
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  Yes, obviously, And wasn't he cheating on her? Or like,
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  wasn't it alleged that he was cheating on her prior to Raquel? Like ye,
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  Miami, he actually admitted it in the footage. Whence they picked up
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  the cameras that he had one or two other which means twenty Yeah, those
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  are the ones he's admitting to, right, So then that's the other thing.
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  I'm like, were you guys not having sex also because you didn't want
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  to have sex with her anymore because you were fucking other people? I personally
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  don't think so. I think that he probably wanted to have sex with her.
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  I think he's a narcissist. I think he wants attention from everywhere everywhere
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  he can get it. He cheated on Kristen with Ariana, so he's got
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  this in his nature. But at the same time, like two things can
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  be true at once. Yeah, Ariana can act like a bitch. Arianna
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  can just treat him like not be a very safe place or warm place for
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  him to land, which may cause him, after one year of not having
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  sex, to want to start looking somewhere else for what he needs. That's
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  not right. No, that's a matter of character. But it's not right
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  for Ariana too. And I really don't like how superior she always feels snooty
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  yeah about herself, and then when she's called on it, though, then
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  she resorts to, well, everyone's so mean to me, Like she's this
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  like strong fucking feminist woman percent of the time, but then when she's called
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  on her shit, she goes to tears with it all. Yeah, she
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  like uses that as a weapon. And I'm like, you could admit to
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  the fact that maybe you weren't that nice to Tom. Maybe you could have
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  done something differently. Maybe you could have opened your mouth and said, I
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  don't want to fuck you anymore, I'm not attracted. I'd like to see
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  other people. And you could have done the right thing, but you didn't.
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  You both didn't, So I mean, there's problems in your guys relationship
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  just acknowledge that. So yeah, I mean, I guess I can understand
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  that perspective, but I just don't fucking like Tom either, So it's it's
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  hard for me to take what he says like seriously because like, well,
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  you cheated on her though after nine years and you were cheating on her multiple
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  times, so grow the fuck up, right. It's just a cop out
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  to me. Yes, he's just doing that because he's like, oh,
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  Arianna was a bitch to me, so I had to other people. But
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  I mean, this is gonna be good, yeah, because there's something in
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  me and I'm just gonna call it out. I'm gonna admit it. You
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  can hate me, you can call me a boomer, which technically I'm not,
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  and that's a don't do that. That's me. But I like Tom
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  Sandoval like I have historically season after season. Oh my god, there's so
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  many iconic moments with Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz that I just can't help And
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  I'm probably very Lisa vander Pumpy with it, like I'm just like, but
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  I've watched him, I've liked him. So there's part of me that like
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  sort of low key roots for Tom, and I wonder, based on the
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  season preview, if some of these other people start going over to Tom's camp
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  too, like Shina and maybe even La La and because maybe Arianna starts showing
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  more of her true colors, and people are like, well, but Tom's
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  the devil, you know, like, yeah, he's a narc, but
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  he's a dummy. Yeah he's a cheater, but he's a dummy. He's
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  kind of a lovable dummy. So it's gonna be good with me kind of
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  having some affection for Tom Sandival. I'm just gonna admit it. Yeah,
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  you being like this guy suck. He's a piece of shit. To me,
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  I'm like, fuck this guy, but you totally give me Lisa vander
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  pump vibes. I was watching this episode. She's so beautiful, She's gorgeous,
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  dude, But I literally this whole episode, I'm like, this is
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  Delia really, yes, how you carry yourself, how you interact with people,
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  and like you try to give people the benefit of the doubt. I
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  do so, Yeah, I can see it because in the reunion, when
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  I was watching season ten before this came out, I was like, Lisa,
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  why the fuck are you siding with Sandoval, and then this episode,
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  I'm like, Okay, I guess she never sided with Sandoval. She just
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  gave him grace. She just gave him space to perform his crying. Yeah,
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  and to be a total like. I feel like she has a maternal
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  instinct with all of them, but maybe even more so with the guys.
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  Yeah, because she does with James and I don't know why she does with
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  Schwartzy And I don't know why, but I like James. I know you
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  like it. I actually really liked that. Again, you don't have the
• 14:48
  context. I still like seasons before when he was absolutely a fucking abusive asshole.
• 14:52
  Yes, when he drinks right, but there's something super charming and saying
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  lovely about him. I like him. Yeah, I don't know what it
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  is. This is the duality of humanity. This is everybody within this cast,
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  and so that's what makes them so interesting. Okay, I have another
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  thing to play for you, is that? Okay, everybody else do it?
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  Because we were talking last week about how Arianna wants to get out of
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  this house and I misspoke, which is something I always do, so don't
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  sufficiently research and I should, but I never will, so never expect that
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  from me, but I said something like, yeah, I think she wants
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  to buy him out of the house, but he doesn't want to sell it
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  to her for fair market value. And I don't know what I was talking
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  about. So he actually addressed this on the Vile Files and this is like
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  a two minute clip. I hope that's okay. But this is what Tom
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  Sandoval has to say about that, and then we will discuss. She's like,
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  oh, he gave me a shit offer. I gave her an offer
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  of three point one million dollars. We bought our house for two point oh
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  five oh two point oh okay, a top market, yeah, top market,
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  and you split it. Yeah, I gave her an offer. I
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  are out. She bought a two million dollar house, and you both paid
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  a million, We both paid like and fifty down payment down payment, and
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  then you split the assets fifty to fifty, so you both own half of
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  it legally, yes, okay. And then you offered her three million dollars
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  three point one three point one three point one as a buyout, and and
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  how does that work? So basically it's like get But seriously, for people
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  who are going through this, explain how those closing costs. I mean Ariana
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  hasn't paid a single bill for this house in eight months. She hasn't paid
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  the mortgage. Does she lived there? She hasn't lived there in two or
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  three months the first two months. Yeah, all her shits in the master
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  bedroom Like sure, yeah, she comes and goes, shows up. Whatever
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  you got to say to both of you, guys, credit, I feel
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  like you've handled it up until now. It's getting a little messy, but
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  you've handled it in a very mature way because it's one of the biggest investments
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  of your life. It's a major asset. It's not a great time to
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  sell. Do you think Arion is being petty? Yes, big time.
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  And do you think she's I put the solar panels, I put like I've
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  done construction on the souse. Yes, she's being petty and she doesn't want
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  me to have the house. That's it. I've offered her a million dollars
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  over what we put into it three years. Do you think she should accept
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  your offer? If she doesn't want to accept my offer, then she should
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  take the house. What if she doesn't want anything to do with it but
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  doesn't want you to have it, then that's the petty Like I'm breaking up
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  with you, and I don't want anybody to have no. Yeah, but
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  like flipping over the monopoly board, that's it. It's like, it's like
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  I'm losing in monopoly, so I'm gonna flip the monopoly board over. I
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  mean that's fair. Like if she doesn't want to take the house, that's
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  fair. But him buying it out and wanting to give her more money for
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  it and her not taking it, that is a little petty too very much.
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  So, so he's by his way of speaking. And of course we
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  haven't heard her version of it, although she has, I think made mention
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  that he's not giving her enough money for her half of the equity in it.
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  Yeah, but I mean that's because maybe she wants ten million because she
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  wants to punish him, of course. Yeah. So I feel like that
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  is really interesting because it sounds like Tom is trying to make a deal.
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  Yeah, either he can get out of the house fairly or she can get
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  out of the house fairly. But she's making it as hard as fucking possible.
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  So for somebody who's moved on, yeah, I don't have to film
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  with them if I don't want to. Uh huh. She's definitely sticking it
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  to him, which again, he cheats on her. He's an asshole,
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  he's a dirt bag, douche bag, ho as broke as fool facts.
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  But at the same time, why do you want to stay connected to him?
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  Though? Right, you're acting like you're above it, all right,
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  so much better than all this. But you don't want to let him go?
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  Why? Right? Like, why don't you just cut the ties?
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  Like and if you don't want to leave, then just fucking tell him that
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  and tell him to get the fuck out. That's fine too if you want
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  to keep the house. But I wonder if like maybe she can't. Can
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  she not afford it? Like? Can she? Oh? I think been
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  splitting it together. I think she can afford it. I think she's been
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  making hundreds of thousands of dollars, if not millions of dollars. She just
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  got the role of Roxy Heart in Chicago, oh damn. And of course
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  she's on Dancing with the Stars, She's had a lot of brand deals,
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  she's making money hand over fist, and so she can definitely afford it.
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  So it feels very punitive, which I'm gonna always say, if you're punishing
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  somebody, that's immature. Like, just let something go that's no longer working
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  for you. But the fact that she hasn't paid her fucking mortgage in eight
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  months, that's crazy. She's making him pay everything. All that's for bills,
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  he's doing renovations, he's doing that on his own, but she's not
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  paying anything, Like that's okay. So when we finally settle, then are
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  you going to pay me back for all of that? Right, because I
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  doubt she's going to want to not at all, So she should just take
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  his offer then, and especially if she's not fucking living there on the show,
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  but her shit is there, so technically, legally, Judge Judy would
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  say you're living, you're occupying your premises if your shit is there, So
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  that's petty then, and then on this episode acting like, oh, well,
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  I shouldn't be the one to leave, and I'm like, well,
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  yeah, I mean, he is the one that cheated. But if he's
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  offering to give you more money than what you bought the house for, then
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  fucking just take it and go. But she has three million, doesn't want
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  to. She wants to humiliate him, I think, and she wants to
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  make him pay. And I totally understand the impulse, and I think he
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  deserves some of that. Honestly, I really do think he was humiliated on
• 20:34
  the national stage. He was talking also in this interview about like his lowest
• 20:41
  point where he asked his friends to take his guns out of his house because
• 20:45
  it was just fucking barrage after barrage of all of this shit from everywhere,
• 20:49
  all these podcasts like Reddit, Facebook, YouTube, people shitting on Tom NonStop.
• 20:56
  And I guess some popular bakery really a cake that said Sandoval is a
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  liar. Oh Dan, and somebody sent him a picture that they were selling
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  these cakes that said Sandival is a liar, And he's like, you got
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  to take my guns out because I just I can't wow. It's sad and
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  I mean, and I feel like we, as the internet social media audience,
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  we perpetuated some of that. But I felt very early on, I'm
• 21:26
  like, we need to hang back here. Can we add some context?
• 21:30
  I think Lisa vander Pump tried to do that at the reunion when she's like,
• 21:33
  y'all are cheaters. Every single one of you are a cheaters. So
• 21:34
  you're all up in your high horse La Law getting up out of your seat,
• 21:37
  yelling at Raquel who, by the way, I do think is mentally
• 21:41
  unstable and he's fucking yelling at this girl who's a young girl. Made a
• 21:45
  big mistake. How many of you haven't made mistakes? Yeah, I mean,
• 21:48
  but it was a big mistake though with Raquel, Yes, Like I
• 21:51
  mean, it's one of those pretty forgets. And it was dubious, like
• 21:53
  she's best friends with fucking Ariana during the whole entire time while she's fucking her
• 21:57
  man Like, that's yes, terrible to me, terrible, that's like inexcusable
• 22:02
  to me. So I mean, but like, does that justify hating them
• 22:06
  all so much that they want to unlive themselves? No? Yeah, or
• 22:10
  acting out right like and sending them messages and yeah, that's kind of crazy.
• 22:15
  It's really terrible. That's the that's the world that we live in.
• 22:18
  And so I just wanted Tom was not on this episode until the very end
• 22:22
  when he gets home from his I don't know. He was on some sort
• 22:25
  of a show. Yea, he was in New Zealand, this camp show,
• 22:27
  and so the very end we see him coming back to the house,
• 22:30
  the Battleground. But I wanted to at least put out there what he's been
• 22:36
  saying about Ariana and the house interest. Yes, and so I want to
• 22:41
  encourage you, Beatrice, to fight for the ones that you love, because
• 22:44
  I might be coming at it with like a different perspective. And I love
• 22:48
  when we disagree, me too, because we flesh it out. We do,
• 22:51
  Yeah, we do, all right. So having settle that, I'm
• 22:55
  going to hand it over to you and you'll take us through the first episode
• 22:59
  Van d Pump Prouls. Yes. So we start with Arianna at her house
• 23:03
  and Katie comes over. And you love Katie, don't you. I mean
• 23:07
  kind of her style is pretty cool. Yeah, like I like a brunette.
• 23:10
  I mean, she's cool, but she seems a little bitchy girl.
• 23:12
  Yes, So I mean we'll see how that flushes out a little bit because
• 23:17
  I only have the context of season ten right under my belt. Oh she's
• 23:21
  bitchy. She yet rusted and believe she seems like she's got the RBF.
• 23:23
  Yes, and her and Schwartz are kind of interesting because they were married and
• 23:27
  that's how your divorce you see. Very weird. Yeah, very weird.
• 23:32
  And I have a gay conspiracy with Schwartz. Okay, I think I told
• 23:34
  you about it, but I'm going to tell the Raccoons that I think that
• 23:37
  maybe Schwartz and Sandoval maybe experimented a time or two. I think there was,
• 23:42
  Oh it was with Jack's. There was rumors that Jacks was in some
• 23:45
  sort of a sugar baby sort of a relationship in Miami and lived at Tom.
• 23:51
  Yeah, and lived at Tom Sandival like they lived together at the time.
• 23:55
  I don't think there's any rumors specifically with Schwartzy and Sandoval, But be
• 24:00
  it from me? Mm Well, I mean I heard Schwartz and Katie when
• 24:03
  they were married, like sex was kind of an issue with them too.
• 24:07
  You said his dick, his dick doesn't work. I didn't say that Katie.
• 24:11
  Oh, she said he had broken dick. Well, then what what
• 24:15
  if that means just hypothetically that it was broken for women. Maybe I'm just
• 24:19
  saying, I'm just saying some of these men are very metro. Yes,
• 24:25
  okay, there's nothing wrong with that. But I'm just saying, like Schwartz
• 24:29
  kind of gives me a little bit of a vibe. Yeah. Anyway,
• 24:32
  Katie comes over to Ariana's house and Arianna talks about how her and Santival are
• 24:37
  still living in this house together even after the whole scandal, but she's maintaining
• 24:42
  no contact and the only way that they communicate is through their assistant Anne or
• 24:47
  his assistant and assistant, which is kind of crazy. Tom's in New Zealand
• 24:52
  shooting some stupid reality show for him, and then Arianna tells Katie about Tom
• 24:57
  wanting to buy her out of that house, and she's like, I don't
• 25:00
  think I should because he's the one that she did, right, and she's
• 25:03
  starting to kind of frame it as maybe it would be an unfair deal for
• 25:07
  her, Yeah, which is why I thought we needed the counterpoint of what
• 25:10
  Tom is saying here. Yeah, because initially watching this, I'm like,
• 25:12
  well, yeah, it is kind of an unfair deal if he's wanting to
• 25:15
  buy you out after ruining your fucking life, right, but knowing that he
• 25:19
  offered you more money, Like, well, the question is when did he
• 25:22
  offer it though, because she ultimately gets an attorney, as we see in
• 25:26
  the season previews, so maybe by the time she's getting an attorney, he's
• 25:29
  like, Okay, let me come to the table correct and make you a
• 25:32
  good offer. So who knows? Yeah, who knows? At this point,
• 25:34
  And then it's also revealed in this scene that Tom is still in contact
• 25:38
  with Raquel because they're sending postcards and letters and stuff to she's in rehab.
• 25:44
  Yeah, so is she in rehab or at like some mental facility. So
• 25:48
  it wasn't really specified in Raccoons. I want to say, No, it's
• 25:51
  not like substance abuse rehab. Okay, it's more like for mental health and
• 25:56
  exhaustion. And I've been through a lot kind of a rehab. That's what
• 25:59
  I kind of figure. Yes, I mean, because it was a lot
• 26:02
  like to have everybody in the shorld fucking hate you. Yes, And so
• 26:04
  if it was happening for Tom and Tom was suicidal, which is what he's
• 26:07
  essentially saying, I can only imagine how Raquel felt, oh, because it's
• 26:11
  typically the woman who takes the brunt of all that bullshit. And then we
• 26:15
  go over to James and Ali, who recently got a house together, which
• 26:19
  I thought was really cute. It was cute, And I asked you again
• 26:22
  what her astro sign was, because I really feel like she steadies and grounds
• 26:29
  him. M she's a Capricorn's son. I don't know the rest of it
• 26:32
  though, right, So that would make sense, ye, because he's a
• 26:34
  Pisces right. Did you say he's a pisces. No, he's he's got
• 26:37
  the sage venus, the Sagittary's venus, right, So he's got a lot
• 26:41
  of emotions that are constantly going on. And she just seems like a very
• 26:44
  level headed She's so young, but she's level headed. She's really pretty too.
• 26:48
  She's very pretty, but like you can tell she's young because she's agreeing
• 26:52
  to go into a house. I don't know if they're both purchasing it like
• 26:53
  Tom and Arihanna did without being married, Like I don't know what that financial
• 26:57
  situation is. But she's love with him, so she's she's agreeing to be
• 27:03
  there, I know, which is very interesting. And then then this scene,
• 27:07
  James talks about how his feelings are still hurt after Scandabal because he felt
• 27:11
  like he was ousted from the group a little bit, especially from the guys.
• 27:14
  And he also says that Tom has like gone straight up cuckoo and he's
• 27:18
  been to a couple of his really bad cover band performances and they're bad.
• 27:23
  I told you about that, I know. I'm like, he's in this
• 27:26
  band. When you have an opportunity, you got to look it up,
• 27:29
  because dude, when I tell you he is feeling himself. Oh my god,
• 27:33
  stage, which I kind of love, like I love a creative person.
• 27:36
  I do. I love a creative person. I love with somebody who's
• 27:37
  in the vibe, which you cannot say he's not. He is loving life,
• 27:41
  he's loving himself. He loves the crowd, but he cannot fucking sing.
• 27:47
  Dude. He thinks he's a rock star. I know, literally thinks
• 27:49
  he's like a rock star cross with Johnny Depp and I'm like, dude,
• 27:52
  Lulu, calm down. Your band sucks. And then we get over to
• 27:56
  Shehena and Brock's house and this was like boring, but the only thing that
• 28:00
  came out of this was Brock and Sheina. We're talking about Sandoval and how
• 28:04
  he yes and how he's been ghosting them because Brock reached out after Sandoval's like
• 28:11
  childhood BFF recently passed away Ali and he didn't say anything to Brock, and
• 28:15
  Shina did the same thing. She's like, why are you okay? We're
• 28:18
  here for you? Right in May of twenty twenty three, which is just
• 28:22
  I don't was the reunion even being broadcast at that point, I don't think
• 28:26
  so. I think we were still like in the season of vander Pump Rules,
• 28:30
  and so this is all going down. Tom's getting fucking skewered again.
• 28:34
  Shena is on her podcast episode after episode just fucking exploiting the fuck out of
• 28:38
  Tom, and then you want to send him a text in May, I
• 28:41
  mean, like, are you okay? I'm here for you? Really,
• 28:44
  well, I'm here for you. Shut up, block block block block.
• 28:48
  I was listening to an interview again with Tom where he was just like,
• 28:51
  yeah, no, I just blocked her account and any account associated with it.
• 28:55
  I'm sorry if that's seventeen of your other fucking accounts. But if you're
• 28:59
  going to sit out here and exploit me and my pain and all of this
• 29:03
  fucking money and then pretend you're my friend, I'm sorry. No. Yeah.
• 29:07
  But at the time that he gave this interview, he's like, you
• 29:08
  know, I unblocked everybody that I had blocked, so I'm open to it.
• 29:12
  But yeah, he was pissed. I mean, I don't blame him
• 29:15
  really if she's totally exploiting his pain just for profit, but whatever, So
• 29:19
  can I get a vibe Chuck? Yeah? Can I get your vibe on
• 29:22
  brock? Yeah? Yeah, cheater a little bit. Wasn't raccoons? Weren't
• 29:29
  their rumors that Brock tried to do something with like Laala? What? Yeah?
• 29:34
  And I think that got back to Sheena and she's like, Laala would
• 29:37
  never do that, but I think she felt And she even mentions in this
• 29:41
  episode something like her ocd yes with making her crazy in her brain ball,
• 29:47
  and she was wondering, can Brock cheat with Lalla? And I'm like,
• 29:49
  oh, here, there it is, That's what I was thinking. So
• 29:52
  when she said that, because she's like, I'm so traumatized after scandabal that
• 29:56
  I was worried Brock would cheat on me, I'm like, hmmmm, is
• 30:00
  he cheating on you? I mean he's handsome really Yeah, he's like an
• 30:04
  off brand like Jason Midmomo dad Bob dad Bod Dope, don't body shame I
• 30:11
  will. I mean, there's nothing nothing wrong with the dad Bod. But
• 30:14
  I'm just like, oh, there's just something about him that's so Dollar Store
• 30:18
  to me. He's again, don't do you get the opportunist vibe from him?
• 30:21
  A little bit? He feels so lucky to have met Sheena and have
• 30:23
  her fall in love with him. Yeah, And he's just there for the
• 30:26
  ride, yes, and he's probably fucking other bitches on the side. Yeah.
• 30:30
  I kind of hope he's not. I hope it's not too because he's
• 30:33
  there the dad of a summer right, yes, Okay, Summer Moon,
• 30:37
  I hope not. That's a cute name. That is a cute name.
• 30:38
  Her kid is very cute. If you ever have a baby, maybe you
• 30:42
  could name her Summer or some summer Moon would be better than Clementine. I
• 30:47
  love the name Clementine. Are you kidding me? Oh? You know what?
• 30:51
  I would love? What? What about the name Calamity? Have you
• 30:53
  ever heard of calamity? Jane? Yes, of course you couldn't name your
• 30:56
  chock calamity. Would that be beautiful? I got it for one of them
• 31:00
  romance books. Oh my god, stop it. Back to Shina Okay.
• 31:07
  So they're having this conversation and it's just like all about her, yes,
• 31:11
  and how scannedival has affected her and it's affected her mental health and I'm just
• 31:17
  like, shut up up, what's going on in your life? Right?
• 31:21
  Like, what can you bring to the table that doesn't have to do with
• 31:23
  what's going on in somebody else's life. Nothing. She's like Olivia Plath.
• 31:26
  It's like, I'm only on the show for my opportunities and to plug whatever
• 31:30
  I'm doing. That's it. And then the other thing that came out of
• 31:33
  the scene with her and Brock was that she said that Raquel has been in
• 31:37
  a facility for forty five days and she recently extended to seventy five. So,
• 31:42
  and this is another thing that I want to talk about because I heard
• 31:45
  recently Raquel gave an interview. It was either on her podcast, which she
• 31:49
  launched in January. Jesus Christ, everybody's got podcasts and ours is the best.
• 31:53
  Yeah, ours is the best. It is, But she was saying
• 31:56
  that Sina one hundred percent assaulted her, like that happened, she hit me.
• 32:05
  I filed something because I felt like I needed to document it in case
• 32:08
  it became important. Plus my family was in the situation. And then I
• 32:14
  dropped it because I didn't want anything to happen with Sheena and her family,
• 32:17
  like I won't. I don't want her to feel threatened by that. But
• 32:21
  it doesn't negate the fact that she fucking hit me, and what I did
• 32:24
  doesn't rise to the level of you physically assaulting me. And so to watch
• 32:30
  Shena therefore say I never did that. Yeah, And now we're gonna have
• 32:36
  a whole season with her saying, well, the reason I'm so offended and
• 32:38
  now I have OCD is because she took a temporary restraining order out of me.
• 32:44
  That's because you hit the bitch. No right, like, just acknowledge
• 32:46
  what you did. I don't care that you're on fucking Zola for your OCD.
• 32:50
  Yeah, Like I'm not gonna cry for you. That's what she's wanting,
• 32:52
  like pity and attention. She's very self centered. I listened to that
• 32:57
  interview with Raquel, and I'm like, you're right, Racul, I don't
• 33:00
  like you at all, but like you did get hit and she had it
• 33:01
  was not her place to hit you or anybody else, and like she could
• 33:05
  the least she could do right after you drop the tros to say yeah I
• 33:08
  did that and I should not have done that, untaken responsibility. But she's
• 33:12
  gonna milk that shit this season all season because she's got nothing else. Right.
• 33:15
  We're starting with me not liking Sheena, and I typically like Gina really,
• 33:20
  yeah, she's the underdog. I typically root for her. She's kind
• 33:23
  of annoying to me. Yeah, like even season ten, I'm like,
• 33:25
  ugh, she needs to quit with the lip fillers too. I'm just gonna
• 33:29
  call it out. I'm the Mama Raccoon of She's only thirty eight years old.
• 33:32
  It's too there's like a limit, like do it to a certain way
• 33:36
  you're doing. I know, you're in LA and everybody's dysmart thinking. You
• 33:39
  guys are just looking into each other's faces and seeing fucking clown world. But
• 33:43
  I mean the rest of the world, there is such a difference. My
• 33:45
  friend California Jen was talking about the plastic surgery you get in California versus the
• 33:52
  plastic surgery you get in New York. It is night and day. Really,
• 33:55
  the women in New York are going for subtle. They're going for I
• 34:00
  mean, I'm not in the movie Saw, I'm not Eric Stolts with the
• 34:05
  mask. But they can actually see them well, I guess she's from New
• 34:07
  York. Oh. But then then you have these women in LA, like
• 34:12
  they lose the ability to see themselves correctly. They're just morph She is a
• 34:19
  beautiful girl. She is She's one of the most beautiful girls in the cast.
• 34:22
  It's on Bravo. I say, stop right now what you are doing
• 34:27
  with your face? For real? Seeing the flashbacks of her from the older
• 34:29
  season, so I'm like, oh girl, stop right now. Yep,
• 34:32
  this is crazy. The only women who haven't fucked with their faces are Ariana,
• 34:37
  I think, and Katie. Really Okay, I was wondering with Katie,
• 34:43
  but she's very pretty. She's very pretty. I mean I if she's
• 34:45
  done it, it's very very subtle. Yeah, very very good. Doesn't
• 34:49
  look crazy, right. Then we get to Lala's house where her mama's living
• 34:53
  with her, and she's moved out, obviously because she's dealing with a bad
• 34:58
  breakup from her show Daddy X. Yes, the fuggly looking toad. Dude,
• 35:02
  you look, don't you look about girl? What do you think?
• 35:06
  He's ugly with his turtle decks. You ain't hiding your neck, honey,
• 35:09
  I can see that neck through the turtleneck. No is bulgium. In season
• 35:14
  ten, I got to like an episode last night where she's talking about the
• 35:16
  sex with him wasn't even good, right, Like, so you were just
• 35:20
  with him for the money, but you're acting like you loved him and then
• 35:22
  you had a baby with him why and then you break up because he got
• 35:27
  into drugs or something. He was selling drugs. Oh, he was cheating.
• 35:29
  He cheated on her. I thought he was selling drugs and stuff too,
• 35:30
  though I don't know if he's doing that, But I just she broke
• 35:34
  up with him because she found evidence that he was cheating on her, even
• 35:37
  though he was cheating on his wife with her. Well, but she had
• 35:42
  told herself this delusional story that she was not the mistress and that he was
• 35:46
  already separated from his legal wife and there are two children, and so she
• 35:52
  says that she believed that, but I will say again, I don't think
• 35:57
  she ever believed that. I think she knew when she was taking the pjs
• 36:00
  and the range rovers that this was a fucking nefarious situation. Yeah, and
• 36:06
  now you're just trying to play it off that you weren't a mistress. But
• 36:09
  she's actually kind of come into Jesus in this episode, in this episode,
• 36:13
  which I was happy to see. So maybe she's come to light and realized
• 36:15
  her fucking stupid ass mistakes. And I mean, to her defense, she
• 36:20
  was saying that she was with this guy when she was twenty five, So
• 36:22
  I mean, but I'm like, were you really that dumb? I mean,
• 36:25
  I guess maybe you could. I mean, it's possible. I mean
• 36:30
  it's possible. I mean, and I think wealth and power is very influential.
• 36:36
  But I just feel like, I think the closest she's ever gotten to
• 36:39
  admitting that she did some shady shit is by advocating for Raquel and saying,
• 36:44
  when it's all laid out with what I did, I get why people call
• 36:49
  me a mistress and a homewrecker. Yeah, and I just don't want that
• 36:52
  name and that label to follow her for the rest of her life. Yeah,
• 36:55
  which is basically saying, yeah, when you look at the facts,
• 36:58
  that's what I did. Yeah, I just didn't know he did it well.
• 37:00
  And she did say it was true. She's like, everybody calling me
• 37:02
  a homewrecker, home wrecking, whoror was true? She says that, and
• 37:07
  then this episode so it's like, Okay, that's good. I'm glad that
• 37:08
  you're being real with yourself, but I still don't understand why you're like crying,
• 37:13
  because in this episode she's like, I'm so heartbroken. I cry every
• 37:15
  day over my relationship with my eggs, And I'm like, why why you
• 37:20
  are literally so fucking gorgeous. I can't sometimes I just stare at her.
• 37:25
  Beautiful. She's really beautiful. Her body is so sick. I'm just like,
• 37:30
  girl, do you realize and she's had a baby out of her own
• 37:34
  loins? I do you even know how beautiful you are? Why would you
• 37:37
  even be with a toad like that? You could literally have any man or
• 37:42
  woman that she wants you. She's bisexual, by the way, I know.
• 37:44
  And you know she ate Ariana's cookie, right, ate it? Like,
• 37:46
  actually ate it, girl, honey. She went down on Arianna and
• 37:51
  ate the cookie and they had some bisexual chemistry going on. Because Ariana's bisexual.
• 37:57
  I love it. So she's gorgeous, drop dead gorgeous. And that's
• 38:00
  why I'm like, Lala, how are you so fucking stupid that you didn't
• 38:05
  realize you were a mistress to this toad looking motherfucker when like, literally just
• 38:09
  look at you two. One of these things is not like the other.
• 38:14
  But I'm just like, I don't get it, right, But I love
• 38:16
  her anyway. I don't care. I think she's cool. Yeah, oh
• 38:19
  when she pops off. When she's on the right side of the history,
• 38:22
  I mean, I love it when she's on the wrong side of history,
• 38:24
  Like she has been abusive and verbal, verbally abusive and physically abusive as well.
• 38:29
  It's really toxic. Yeah. On the reunion, I was like loving
• 38:32
  her. She was just calling out Sandoval for being a piece of shit,
• 38:36
  Like I was loving her and James's vibes on the reunion it was great.
• 38:39
  And in this season it seems like she'll turn against Arianna, which I'm also
• 38:43
  I'm here for it, excited for here for it, And I think that
• 38:46
  was pretty much it from this scene at her house. Besides that, she's
• 38:50
  in like a custody battle with her ex X I guess because he doesn't want
• 38:53
  to give her full legal custody, which is interesting, right, But that's
• 38:59
  it, And we get to James and his lunch with Schwartz, which was
• 39:04
  interesting, yes, because at the reunion it seemed like James hated both of
• 39:08
  them, yeah, and had no time for any of that horseshit. Yeah,
• 39:13
  but showed up at this lunch with Schwartz, who is very self deprecating,
• 39:20
  brought him too, gifts a candle that smells like citrus puss and a
• 39:22
  plant, and was just it was interesting to see Schwartz in that position because
• 39:28
  previously aligned with Tom Sandoval and Arianna and some of the other people, Like
• 39:34
  he's in the power position, main people in the cast. And you would
• 39:37
  have to have been watching over the seasons, because there was this season where
• 39:40
  Jax Taylor says, I'm the main guy in the cast. If not you,
• 39:45
  Tom, it's me, I'm the main guy. So Tom Schwartz has
• 39:49
  always been aligned with the main guys, and now he's kind of on the
• 39:52
  outs. Yeah, and so for him to like come hat in hand,
• 39:54
  like Robin Brown to a lunch meeting with fucking James, Yeah, and bring
• 39:59
  gifts and pretend they're friends after the way James treated him last year is pretty
• 40:04
  interesting, Yeah, a little bit, And like the way Schwartz is talking
• 40:07
  about it, he is like, I didn't have anybody after Scandalval happened,
• 40:10
  and like last year was already the worst year of my life, Like I'm
• 40:15
  going through this divorce and then I'm dealing with this bar and the issues and
• 40:17
  that my brother has health issues, and then scandival happens and he says it's
• 40:22
  the radioactive cherry on top of the shit Sunday. Now, I'm like,
• 40:25
  that's fair. I felt for him a bit because after scandalval happened. Their
• 40:30
  fucking bar that they took forever to fucking open, is put all this money
• 40:35
  into just totally tanks. You have staff quitting, reservations not happening, Like
• 40:40
  everybody fucking hates the bar because it's associated with Sandoval and that I'm like,
• 40:45
  that's so fucked up for Sandoval to have done, like on top of what
• 40:49
  he did to Ariana. And we can have a debate on whether or not
• 40:51
  that was sure, you know, okay because of Ariana being a bitch to
• 40:53
  him, it's not okay, but like you know, she was a bitch
• 40:57
  to him too, allegedly, but like all of that, and then you
• 41:00
  do this to your friend, right, So this guy who's supposed to be
• 41:02
  like your number one dude. Right, But let's get some context here,
• 41:06
  because Raquel has since come out in the year Arler twenty twenty four, January
• 41:10
  month of and she's like, Tom Schwartz absolutely knew the entire time that I
• 41:16
  was banging Tom Sandival. In fact, his apartment was a safe a designated
• 41:21
  safe space for us to go to and carry on our affairs. So for
• 41:24
  him to say I only knew about the one time and then January is absolutely
• 41:29
  not true. So if that's correct, and I'm not saying it is because
• 41:32
  Raquel is a liar, but I believe her. I just believe her.
• 41:36
  So if that's true, then Tom was complicit in the downfall of his own
• 41:42
  bar. And I also don't believe that they're doing that bad. I think
• 41:45
  that there's tons of VPR fans that are going to serve Tom, Tom and
• 41:50
  Schwartz and Sandy's I think they're probably doing better than he's saying. That's fair.
• 41:53
  Yeah, that's fair too, because I did remember that while watching this
• 41:57
  episode. I'm like, but you knew about the whole time, and you
• 42:00
  knew they were fucking so, like, what are you talking about? Right?
• 42:02
  I mean, I would have probably been very firm with my friend,
• 42:07
  like cut this fucking shit, it's not right, and it with Ariana,
• 42:10
  do whatever you got to do on the up and up, because this is
• 42:13
  going to have blowback that's going to affect our bottom line, you fucking dummy.
• 42:15
  After Tom Sandoval in particular, made them wait so long because he was
• 42:21
  decorating with his creativity and I got to have the right colors and tiles and
• 42:24
  the menu, I'm just like, I can't just too much. It's way
• 42:29
  too much. And then he takes off with the band all the time and
• 42:32
  he's not there to do the grunt work, leaving it for Schwartz to handle,
• 42:36
  and that sucks, and I'm like looking at all this while he's Schwartz
• 42:39
  is bitching to James about how you know the Bar hasn't been doing well,
• 42:43
  and I'm like, well, that's the whole reason why you and Katie broke
• 42:45
  up too, because she keeps referencing that, like, you chose the bar
• 42:49
  over our relationships, So was it worth it? Was it worth it?
• 42:52
  Bitch? So it's hard for me to feel sympathy for him. And I
• 42:54
  don't like this game that he plays because I see this in some of the
• 42:59
  the like flashbacks and stuff like this. He's always playing this like Devil's Advocate,
• 43:04
  where he's like on both sides and like, oh, why don't you
• 43:06
  see it from this perspective? Oh, I'm I'm friends with Sandoval because you
• 43:09
  know, he's not that bad of a guy. And then he's going on
• 43:12
  watch what Happens Live and being like everybody should just give Sandoval some grace and
• 43:15
  if you see him, give him a hug. And I'm like, okay,
• 43:19
  dude, right right, stop. I watched that, Watch What Happens
• 43:23
  Live, and for somebody who's very verbose and Schwartz happens to be quite intelligent.
• 43:28
  Actually, really, he happens to be very intelligent. He made a
• 43:34
  lot of good points. I thought there were salient points, and I got
• 43:37
  what he was trying to say, like Tom Sandoval is fucking ideating. Yeah,
• 43:43
  he's really bad right now. Yeah, give this guy a hug.
• 43:45
  You guys don't understand. That's what he was trying to do, but he
• 43:49
  just didn't do it in the way that people could receive it, unfortunately.
• 43:52
  Yes, And then the rest of this scene, James talks about how he's
• 43:57
  not drinking anymore. So he stopped drink. He was drinking a little bit
• 44:00
  last year after what two years or something sober and everybody was really worried about
• 44:06
  it last year and during the season and in the reunion they were like,
• 44:09
  are you sure you want to do that because you're a mean, nasty drunk
• 44:13
  apparently, which I haven't seen any of those seasons, honey, but I
• 44:15
  believe it. And you don't know, James, No, I don't know.
• 44:19
  That's why I love him, but I'm like, I know you've got
• 44:21
  this dark side that I keep hearing about. So we'll see. But he
• 44:23
  stopped drinking again, which I'm very happy to hear sober like you are.
• 44:28
  Well, yeah, he's California sober. So he's smoking in the morning,
• 44:32
  smoking in at lunchtime. Yeah, he's smoking in the afternoon, dog smoke,
• 44:37
  smoke, Okay, but I mean he's smoking in the evening. It
• 44:39
  depends on those ding dongs who says that you can't get addicted to marijuana.
• 44:44
  No, you can. You totally can. Just saying he might still have
• 44:46
  it. He might be substituting, which is very common for sure. Yeah,
• 44:51
  sure, drink afterhol but I'm like, out of all things to be
• 44:55
  addicted to, if it's just weird, it's like to me, I'm like,
• 45:00
  whatever, it's not like it's heroin correct. Yeah, so it's like
• 45:05
  wow. But I'm just offering that maybe he still has a problem. He
• 45:09
  might. We'll see it in the scenes, and I think it's a personality
• 45:13
  problem. Actually, wonder if it's like some sort of a cluster b or
• 45:16
  some sort of an issue that he has mentally that he's trying to self medicate.
• 45:21
  Himself through. Yeah, it seems like he's got kind of an edge
• 45:24
  or a hard edge to him that he's dealing with. But it seems like
• 45:28
  Ali's good for him. I don't know why she's there. I mean,
• 45:30
  she loves him, apparently good for her. I hope it's working for her.
• 45:35
  In their airline trajectory house house where they're outside and the producers keep looking
• 45:43
  at that the airlines is terrible. That was great. Yeah, yeah,
• 45:46
  but I mean it's California. Like, you think you're going to get a
• 45:50
  three bedroom, one and a half bath for under seven hundred and fifty thousand
• 45:52
  dollars in nice? Answers, No, look at where Rob lives. I
• 45:55
  know you got a bathroom, don't. And then we get to Shena and
• 46:02
  Arianna, who are having a body before going to Tom Tom later or whatever.
• 46:07
  And the only thing that's really interesting here is that Sheena, I think
• 46:10
  talks about no. Arianna mentions that she met her new man, Dan ten
• 46:16
  to eleven days after the whole scan ofal thing broke out, and now they're
• 46:21
  in love and their long distance because he lives in fucking New York and he's
• 46:25
  a personal trainer and she's like, so, I don't want to be judgy,
• 46:30
  but I'm gonna be judgy. Yeah, because you had a man.
• 46:35
  Yeah, you weren't fucking your man. And maybe it's because he's a narcissist
• 46:38
  and I'm not in your marriage, but you weren't physically engaging your man.
• 46:43
  He had a problem with that, and you were belittling your man. I
• 46:45
  believe that. And Tom was probably an absolutely insufferable prick to live with,
• 46:50
  and I get that too, But you also attributed a lot of your dysfunction
• 46:55
  to your body dysmorphia, to your past trauma, which is valid one hundred
• 47:00
  percent. But then you break up and in ten days you're fucking somebody else
• 47:05
  and you're fucking NonStop, And I'm like, so, which just begs the
• 47:08
  question for me. I'm not judging that because I totally understand. I actually
• 47:12
  totally get it. Yeah, because she was over it with Tom. But
• 47:15
  you should have ended that shit three years previously. You should have put your
• 47:20
  big girl panties on, and you should have had a conscious uncoupling conversation with
• 47:24
  Tom Sandoval. Yeah, and you guys, you should have released him with
• 47:28
  love and grace, and then you should have gone and fucked whoever you wanted
• 47:31
  to fuck, but you kept it in a situation where both of you were
• 47:35
  unfulfilled and angry and resentful and also hurting each other. Right, the way
• 47:40
  that you were speaking to each other lacked respect. And let me tell you
• 47:44
  something for your own marriage to my daughter. When you start communicating with lack
• 47:47
  of respect and insults and shit like that and tone like that, your shit
• 47:52
  is over. Yeah, you really can't, especially if you're a woman.
• 47:57
  It is very hard to come back from that. Yes, So she should
• 48:00
  have handled that differently. And I just find it interesting that she went on
• 48:04
  to just start fucking fucking fucking some new die nobody. Yeah, I'm like,
• 48:07
  that's really fucking quick after a nine year relationship, Like it would have
• 48:10
  been one thing if you were just fucking other people and it was like one
• 48:14
  night stands or whatever. But it's a whole ass relationship now apparently. But
• 48:17
  I don't want to judge it because I would do the same thing if my
• 48:20
  husband cheated on me, I would be at the fucking dive car. I'd
• 48:22
  be like, how much do you want this choch of four? Little?
• 48:24
  Do it? I want to do it right In the poll, tam or
• 48:28
  we're doing it, I would be a skank ho and I don't care an
• 48:30
  old one. I would be that late you would, because I'm just gonna
• 48:35
  get myself out there and I'm gonna have some fucking fun. I don't actually
• 48:37
  blame her, but I just wonder whether she could have handled it better so
• 48:44
  that we don't have to do this. And like all of the stuff,
• 48:45
  she assigned her dysfunction too, maybe you could have assigned that too. I'm
• 48:51
  not in love with him anymore. Yeah, this isn't working for me anymore.
• 48:54
  Yeah. Or is it possible that Sandoval was body shaming her though and
• 48:58
  making her feel bad? Well, I know her previous boyfriend did body shamed
• 49:01
  her and then specific like body shamed her reproductive parts, so like super sensitive,
• 49:07
  terrible types of shaming. I don't think Tom Sandival would do that.
• 49:12
  Well you never know. But here I am just with my inner misogyny on
• 49:15
  full blast. Don't mean I mean devil's advocate. I don't know any of
• 49:21
  these people. As Arianna say, the said the devil doesn't need any more
• 49:24
  advocates. She's still my line. Yeah she did, I still to copy
• 49:28
  you. And then I mean think that was pretty much. Oh. And
• 49:32
  then Ariana tells Sheena that she blocked Schwartz because she doesn't want to be friends
• 49:38
  with him at all. I mean, she didn't want to be friends with
• 49:40
  him after scandival happened, but especially after Watch What Happens Live when he appeared
• 49:45
  on there. I was trying to give grace she and then she texted Schwartz
• 49:49
  that night and was like, fuck, you go suck on Sandoval's dirty little
• 49:55
  dick. And then she I think, so, yeah, that tells us
• 50:00
  something done. There. You go like, why did she want to fucking
• 50:04
  Maybe she couldn't feel it. Maybe it was a Vienna sausage. She needs
• 50:08
  a little something more. I mean, I don't know. And then Schwartzen
• 50:13
  is talking head has to defend himself and be like, for the record,
• 50:15
  I've never choked on Sandaval's dirty little dick. And I'm like, why do
• 50:21
  you have to gaydar? Okay Dar, gay day dar compensating. I don't
• 50:25
  know, it's just my theory. And then we get to Tom Tom Okay.
• 50:29
  So we get to Tom Tom ye and if I may, yes,
• 50:32
  all the women arrive and they're all beautiful. Yeah, and this is triggering
• 50:37
  and traumatizing for Ariana because she sat in that very location the last time something
• 50:42
  terrible happened. Blah blah blah. Lisa vander Pomp makes her you know,
• 50:45
  obligatory appearance where she's commiserating with the kids, just kids, just like you.
• 50:51
  I'm a kid, and she's superfluous and unnecessary for that. But then
• 50:58
  La La pulls Lisa aside and they have a conversation together in which Laala says,
• 51:05
  I feel for Raquel. As it turns out, I have a human
• 51:08
  heart and I have feelings. It's very unusual. And I was called a
• 51:14
  mistress and a whore and a home wrecker because you were on the national stage,
• 51:17
  and that shit is damaging and toxic. And I just really worry about
• 51:22
  Raquel because in the last reunion, when she's finally telling the truth, she's
• 51:27
  sitting down with a producer after the reunion takes place. She's like, actually,
• 51:30
  this affair was going on the entire time, and Tom asked me to
• 51:35
  lie, but I felt like if I went against Tom, I would have
• 51:37
  nobody. Yes, that struck a chord in Lalla's heart, and she's like,
• 51:45
  I don't want her to feel isolated. I feel really bad, and
• 51:49
  she starts to kind of cry, and your mother in law on the couch
• 51:52
  starts to cry because I'm just like a big softie. Well, I mean,
• 51:57
  I'm actually thinking about Raquel. Yeah, I mean I've been thinking about
• 52:00
  Raquel. And she's a young girl who made a big fucking mistake in the
• 52:04
  worst possible forum to do so, and I'm just grateful that somebody Lala is
• 52:10
  thinking about Raquel. And so she goes outside and she actually calls her.
• 52:14
  Yeah, well, actually she leaves message, right, Yeah, she un
• 52:15
  blocks her and sends her a voice message to say, hey, I'm thinking
• 52:19
  about you. You know, I'm wondering if you want to meet and talk.
• 52:22
  And Raquel actually gets the message. And I personally felt that that showed
• 52:29
  profound growth on Lalla's part. I didn't feel it was disingenuous, even though
• 52:31
  it was happening on camera, yeah, or performative. I felt like she
• 52:35
  meant that shit. Yeah, and whether it is misguided or not, because
• 52:38
  maybe Raquel is just an unending piece of shit forever amen, Laala doesn't want
• 52:45
  her to feel isolated. Yeah, yeah, for humanity, Yes, I
• 52:50
  did like that for Lalla's sake. At first, I was like, hmm,
• 52:53
  I don't know how I feel about that. Well, No, I
• 52:57
  mean, I'm just coming in from my perspective right season ten, and I'm
• 53:00
  like, we're she was La. La was literally talking shit to Raquel all
• 53:06
  reunion, like she's like, you're a piece of fucking shit, You're a
• 53:07
  dirty, fucking liar. Yeah. But during the season, she was going
• 53:10
  back and forth with Raquel, trying to, you know, embrace her but
• 53:15
  then push her away, like she was conflicted about how to handle Raquel the
• 53:19
  whole time. Yes, And so I mean I get it from the perspective
• 53:22
  of like La, LA's been in her kind of shoes where people have been
• 53:27
  just attacking her NonStop and judging her character based on these actions that she's doing.
• 53:32
  But it's a little hard for me because I'm like, Raquel, I
• 53:37
  mean, how do you not know that what you're doing is so fucking bad?
• 53:39
  Like you were being best friends with Arianna while you're fucking her Man the
• 53:44
  whole entire time, and you're having Schwartz lie about it and you're making out
• 53:47
  with him to distract from the fact that you're actually fucking sand of all.
• 53:51
  And then you're like making out with all these people during this season. Right,
• 53:53
  it's wrong, and she's got a brain and she knew it. But
• 53:57
  like I think Raquel was adopted. I think I think Raquel was put into
• 54:00
  the pageant circuit at a young age. I think Raquel has just on the
• 54:07
  timeline of her life, always felt like she had to please people and be
• 54:10
  perfect. And I think Raquel sees Tom Sandoval and it is a power dynamic.
• 54:15
  Invert it's a power dynamic, right, So Tom Sandoval is the main
• 54:19
  guy on the fucking franchise. She was a fan, by the way.
• 54:22
  Oh wow, Raquel was a fan. She was first dating James obviously,
• 54:27
  but she was a fan coming in, which is why Laala never trusted her,
• 54:30
  because she was not organic to the situation. So she's looking at Tom
• 54:35
  Sandoval as the fucking pinnacle of what it is to be successful and handsome and
• 54:39
  all of this, and then he turns to her, he gives her his
• 54:45
  affection and attention. You have to sort of feel how intoxicating that would be
• 54:49
  for a young girl. It probably has a lot like a vacuum of need
• 54:54
  for attention and acceptance from people, and it's probably doing all kinds of things
• 54:59
  performed to get that. So that doesn't make it right. No, And
• 55:01
  again, she's not dumb. Actually she's not. She wanted to ask them
• 55:06
  she's not. Though she went to college, she doesn't. She has a
• 55:08
  history of not knowing how to speak, like public speaking scares her. So
• 55:14
  she's got that warble in her voice, and she speaks through a smile,
• 55:16
  which looks psychotic, but it's because she's uncomfortable expressing herself. So I as
• 55:21
  a mommy, yeah, and as a former fucking wild child myself who made
• 55:25
  a lot of bad decisions. Yeah, I see this young girl and I'm
• 55:29
  like, I'm thankful somebody's reaching out to her. Yeah, at least she's
• 55:32
  got something else because she's stuck in a fucking mental facility, it sounds like,
• 55:36
  and she's obviously struggling, So I get it. It's just like,
• 55:40
  I don't know, I'm a little sust out. But we'll see how it
• 55:43
  plays out. I do appreciate that Laala reached out to her. You don't
• 55:45
  have to appreciate it, by the way, Like I can totally disagree with
• 55:47
  that. That's totally fine. No, I totally do because it does show
• 55:51
  Lalla's character, like and she's trying to relate to her in like a mature
• 55:54
  way, and like Laala also does all of this and says that, like,
• 55:59
  I know what it's like to be called a home wrecking horror, and
• 56:00
  like when you're stuck in this relationship where you're kind of like manipulated and hypnotized
• 56:06
  by this man who's like head over heels for you and giving you all of
• 56:08
  this attention and adoration and all of this stuff, like you don't see like
• 56:14
  what you're doing is wrong, and you don't hear anybody either trying to call
• 56:17
  you out on it. So like I do get that. And she acknowledged
• 56:21
  that when people were calling La La a home wrecking horror, She's like,
• 56:23
  well, that was true. Now I know that to be true because I'm
• 56:27
  out of it and I see it for what it is. So I do
• 56:30
  appreciate that. Okay, I do appreciate the authenticity. Yes, I mean,
• 56:34
  somebody's there worried about this girl's mental health. But let me just say,
• 56:37
  she's not in a fucking like Bellevue hospital, like rambling with a robot
• 56:42
  like a fucking she's in a rich people. She's fucking in Newport somewhere,
• 56:45
  walking on a beach eating vegan meals. Yoga's great. Yeah, she's okay,
• 56:51
  she's resting right, Yeah, but she needs to Yeah, I mean
• 56:53
  that's all traumatic, like everything she went back that is crazy. Yes.
• 56:58
  And then the episode kind of ends with Sheena, Katie, Lala, and
• 57:02
  Ariana going to lunch together and they're all just kind of talking about like Ariana
• 57:07
  and Schwartz. Like Katie comes into this being like, hey, Schwartz misses
• 57:10
  you, wants to talk to you, and Arianna is like, I don't
• 57:13
  care, right, fuck that guy. But then Laala plays Devil's advocate again
• 57:16
  and is like, well, I mean, but just think about like the
• 57:20
  kind of manipulation and abuse that you went through with Sandoval, and like that
• 57:23
  was on Schwartz as well, so like he was kind of hypnotized by him,
• 57:28
  which I thought was fair. Yeah, well yes, conscious, yes,
• 57:31
  like she's thinking and feeling things through. Yes. And then at some
• 57:36
  point it gets brought up where Ariana or no, Laala tells Arianna, Hey,
• 57:40
  I just want to confess to you that I reached out to Raquel based
• 57:44
  last night face. So I liked that too, me too. I'm glad
• 57:46
  she didn't hindiding it. She's going to be like, I love you,
• 57:50
  yep, straight up, even though I don't feel like we connect. And
• 57:52
  that's because Ariana always has a wall. Yes, but you know, this
• 57:55
  is how I feel and this is what I did. Yes. And Arianna
• 58:00
  in her talking head, it's like, well, that's interesting though, because
• 58:04
  when Laala broke up with Randal, she told all of us like, I
• 58:07
  will not tolerate any of you talking to Randall because they Randal, by then
• 58:12
  was integrated in the social group. Oh really, like he was going out
• 58:14
  with them. They were playing fucking pickleball all the time. He was a
• 58:16
  part of the Bros. If you can believe that as an with his big
• 58:21
  old head and neck. So so. But Lala's like, if you talk
• 58:24
  to him, if you fucking play pickleball with him, you're dead to me.
• 58:30
  So it was rich And Arianna's right, it's not a rich of you
• 58:32
  to like have all of these rules for everybody else, but when it's my
• 58:37
  situation and it's kind of the same situation that you went through because he cheated
• 58:42
  on you publicly, huh. Now it's okay for you though, right to
• 58:45
  talk to Raquel, Yeah, the girl who betrayed me. Yes, So
• 58:49
  I thought that that was pretty based of Arianna too, because I thought it
• 58:51
  was a little weird that Laala reached out to Raquel. But then she tells
• 58:53
  the girls, you know, the reason why she did is because she feels
• 58:57
  for Raquel, and she's like, I feel like we were the same situations.
• 59:00
  But then Katie is like, it's not the same situation though, Like
• 59:04
  it's totally different, like the players are totally different, Like how can you
• 59:08
  really relate to her when Raquel was being Ariana's friend through all of this,
• 59:13
  through this huge affair, which is also valid and fair. And I like
• 59:17
  to see Katie writing for Ariana because again, an Ariana addresses this at the
• 59:22
  table, she's like, yeah, Tom never really wanted me to connect with
• 59:24
  Katie because Tom fucking hated Katie. Yes, like Tom hated Katie and so
• 59:29
  he didn't want Ariana to spend time with Katie and vice versa, and so
• 59:32
  to see her writing for Katie, and I think she's going to continue through
• 59:36
  this season to do so, excuse me writing for Ariana. Yeah, I
• 59:39
  think she's going to continue to do so. I think is interesting. I
• 59:43
  don't know how that's going to work out for her though, No, but
• 59:45
  don't they have that little sandwich shop today do? It's not that I know
• 59:49
  of actually opened yet, and I'm not sure why weird. Yeah, they've
• 59:52
  been wanting to open it for I want to say, almost a year already,
• 59:55
  so but hopefully that opens soon and they're successful. Although it's called something
• 1:00:00
  about her, yeah, which I'm like, well, my thing is,
• 1:00:02
  and you know if they're gonna have like little teacups. Yeah, it's the
• 1:00:05
  sandwich shop and stuff, but it just feels like you're kind of canceling out.
• 1:00:12
  Half of the population want to come and have a fucking grinder or sandwich.
• 1:00:15
  But I mean whatever, hopefully it's successful, yeah, hopefully, or
• 1:00:19
  I'll just go to Jersey Mice. I would love one right now. I
• 1:00:22
  know it's John, Oh my god, a turkey Tom forget about it.
• 1:00:28
  Oh yeah. And then that's pretty much it, Like that's the last part
• 1:00:32
  of the episode is like just them talking about this whole situation. But then
• 1:00:36
  Laala does end with telling Ariana like, look, even though I'm talking to
• 1:00:39
  Raquel or I'm like trying to reach out to her because I'm trying to be
• 1:00:43
  like a good person, I'm still on your side. Like, I'm still
• 1:00:47
  gonna ride for you. I'm not gonna betray you. Right, We'll see
• 1:00:51
  though, because we'll see you. Yeah, it looks like they're gonna turn
• 1:00:54
  against each other because she calls Ariana out for having kind of a God complex,
• 1:01:00
  which I think is going to be appropriate. At the time that she
• 1:01:01
  does that, she was on Watch What Happens Live on Tuesday Night with this
• 1:01:07
  Tuesday This Tuesdanight, so in the night that it aired, I forget who
• 1:01:09
  she was with, and she said, and somebody called in or had a
• 1:01:15
  message like, we see you saying this to Ariana like I never knew somebody
• 1:01:20
  who got cheated on and then all of a sudden they were God like,
• 1:01:22
  what's that about? And Lala says, just watch the season. And by
• 1:01:29
  the time we get there, I think people are going to understand why I
• 1:01:31
  said it. Oh yeah, I believe her. I do too. I'm
• 1:01:37
  like waiting to see. I'm actually thinking like she's setting herself up as the
• 1:01:40
  voice of reason here, like able to understand the nuance on both sides of
• 1:01:47
  things. I don't think it's fair because she didn't allow for nuance when it
• 1:01:51
  was her. But at the same time, it doesn't negate that. I
• 1:01:52
  think that she can feel and see that now. So I do think what
• 1:01:57
  we're going to see in the season is arian want to just spoil any like
• 1:02:02
  good natured love that she has from the audience. I think she's going to
• 1:02:07
  take it too far personally, That's what I think she's going to do.
• 1:02:09
  Oh mg, I can't wait, me too, honestly. Yeah, And
• 1:02:13
  then the rest of the preview for the season, Shina kissing Schwartz, Shena
• 1:02:16
  kissing Schwartz, and Vegas actually making out is what Schwartz said, they made
• 1:02:21
  out. Shea was recently interviewed. Sorry, I know all this, I'm
• 1:02:24
  obsession. I don't care. She's recently interviewed. I don't know if it's
• 1:02:28
  on like a red carpet somewhere and somebody asked her about that and she's like,
• 1:02:30
  yeah, that didn't happen, Okay, So maybe that's a nothing burger
• 1:02:35
  or not. I don't know. It seems like her and Brock are fighting
• 1:02:37
  over it. In this season preview, Schwartz dies his hair blonde for some
• 1:02:43
  reason, and then Barbie. I can't Barbie, that's the Barbie why I'm
• 1:02:47
  a Barbie girl, Because he's a ding dong, he's got nothing else.
• 1:02:53
  He's okay, maybe well, he does have like a Kendall Man part.
• 1:03:00
  According to Katie, it's just smooth and glossy. Oh my god. And
• 1:03:07
  then Sandoval's saying that he's single and ready to mingle, which is interesting because
• 1:03:10
  I'm like, okay, so you're not with Raquel. I've been for the
• 1:03:13
  last five years. I know. And Schwartz saying I think he's still in
• 1:03:15
  love with Raquel. Yeah. Interesting. And oh, Ariana asks her new
• 1:03:20
  boyfriend to move to la and he's like, I'm thinking no, yeah,
• 1:03:23
  probably no, And I think that's it. Oh, and Sandoval and Ariana's
• 1:03:28
  legal battle. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna have my lawyer talk to you
• 1:03:32
  about the house and my children, which is rich, her pets, her
• 1:03:37
  rich, well, no, her children because she they have embryos together.
• 1:03:42
  She was one of these dumb bitches who froze her eggs and then had her
• 1:03:45
  stupid boyfriend at the time inseminate them. And so it's gonna be a whole
• 1:03:50
  Sophia regarda situation where they're going to be arguing over their fertilized embryos. No,
• 1:03:55
  but the thing is, you wouldn't know this because he didn't watch all
• 1:03:58
  the previous seasons. But aria And was like, I am never getting married,
• 1:04:01
  I am never having children. And Tom was always like, that's the
• 1:04:04
  one thing I want his marriage and children. Really, yes, And so
• 1:04:09
  Ariana's concession, therefore, was to freeze her eggs and inseminate them for a
• 1:04:14
  time in which maybe she'd be open to it what later in life. And
• 1:04:18
  now she's going to weaponize what he wanted and there's going to be a legal
• 1:04:24
  battle, which I mean, I'm here for it. Dude. Do you
• 1:04:28
  think she'd be the type of person that would just like actually just put those
• 1:04:30
  embryos, no, like put them in like a surrogate or something, and
• 1:04:33
  like actually have those babies. I can't imagine if she's going to such lengths
• 1:04:38
  to like not even let him buy her out of the house at a fair
• 1:04:42
  or even elevated price. Like, I can't imagine she would be okay with
• 1:04:45
  having a child that had his DNA. I mean, no, like,
• 1:04:49
  why would you want that? But I don't know. I guess we'll see
• 1:04:53
  in this season. Yeah, I am excited. I told you, didn't
• 1:04:56
  I tell you this? You should listen to your mother in law. Well,
• 1:05:00
  sometimes there's some other shows I think you would like as well. Let's
• 1:05:03
  watch all Okay, you're like this, I like this shit. All right,
• 1:05:10
  we are back to talk ninety day feet on say, season ten episode.
• 1:05:15
  I don't care, nor do I know the title of it. I
• 1:05:17
  just know that we are still in the process of working out all of these
• 1:05:21
  garbage can Oscar the Grouch in the trash can relationships. I know. I
• 1:05:28
  feel like it's dragging on, and I don't even know if next week is
• 1:05:30
  gonna be it has to be the season finale. I don't think it is
• 1:05:33
  sixteenth Adam. I was hoping it would be it's a sixteenth episode, but
• 1:05:36
  I feel like it's not. I feel like we've got at least two more
• 1:05:40
  episodes, which is fine because we're gonna have fun. Yeah, Okay,
• 1:05:43
  we're gonna see this thing through there. Yeah. I think there's gonna be
• 1:05:45
  a hurricane. Yeah. Clayton and his little funny fingers on his little mouth,
• 1:05:48
  just tap tap tapping on his game, just wondering what Fannie's doing with
• 1:05:54
  that stripper in the sow honey desk in the song Let's just get to them,
• 1:05:59
  Let's just talk about them first, because they're doing their bachelor and bachelorette
• 1:06:01
  parties. Yeah, and Honale gets one that's actually planned by Brandy with a
• 1:06:06
  stripper and dick balloons and a bus and alcohol. Meanwhile, fucking Clayton with
• 1:06:15
  his one friend what's his name again, Camron ding Dong. They go swimming
• 1:06:18
  in the pool at the airbnb they rented and then play World of Warcraft is
• 1:06:24
  a World of I don't know. It was like animal crossing. It was
• 1:06:27
  something weird, even animal I know you play that. Don't fucking slander animal
• 1:06:31
  crossing. It was just super boring. And at that point his friend is
• 1:06:34
  like, this is the lamest bachelor party I've ever been to. Wait,
• 1:06:40
  what are we doing? And the producers definitely intentionally like stole a shot of
• 1:06:45
  Clayton's fucking little pamper hands his toddler baby on the mouse as he's playing the
• 1:06:51
  game. I know it was like little kid hands, thus validating what I've
• 1:06:56
  been saying all along a little bit. The infront is probably little baby,
• 1:07:00
  peepy, little baby. Maybe he's it's fat. That's why Annilly wants a
• 1:07:05
  stripper. I know she wants to see a real man's down and she does.
• 1:07:10
  She gets a fucking stripper on this selfies. Can I just take a
• 1:07:15
  close up zoom in so I can try to remember it for my future because
• 1:07:18
  I'm never gonna have this again around this stripper. I'm like, this is
• 1:07:23
  like borderline like assault because he's like trying to like flopping is not assault because
• 1:07:29
  she loved it. She wanted it, Dude, that would be a salt
• 1:07:31
  for me. I'd be like, get that out of the air. And
• 1:07:34
  is Fanner fucking face like that? And he's like chewing gum. I'm super
• 1:07:39
  trashy. I'm just like Indiana stripper. I can't answers you hear somebody called
• 1:07:45
  me out about that, Like Indiana's great. I've never known it to great,
• 1:07:49
  no offense, but I am open to being surprised about it. Maybe
• 1:07:54
  we should go visit Indiana. Just never known it to be great. Ever,
• 1:07:58
  I've never been there, so I can't come for when we were the
• 1:08:00
  other That stripper ain't convincing me either. Why couldn't you just go to Chicago?
• 1:08:04
  It's right there, I know, like just hop over, but whatever.
• 1:08:08
  And then at the end of their segment, Brandy has a little talkie
• 1:08:11
  Pooh with anale while they're both drunk and they have to use Google Translate to
• 1:08:15
  talk to each other, and Brandy's like telling Honallee, Yeah, I don't
• 1:08:18
  think Clayton's ever gonna move out with the mom, Like, wow, they're
• 1:08:21
  always gonna live together. They've always lived together, which I'm like, big,
• 1:08:27
  yikes. And when Brandy's outside just talking to the camera herself, it
• 1:08:31
  looks like she's actually emotional about it. Yeah, She's like, yeah,
• 1:08:33
  they've got a thing. They've kind of always been enmeshed and together like this,
• 1:08:39
  And I feel really bad and sad for Clayton. Yeah, And it
• 1:08:42
  sounds like when Clayton tries to consciously uncouple with his mom, she's going to
• 1:08:47
  have a really fucking hard time doing so and make it really bad for her
• 1:08:51
  and him and Annaly. And so I think Brandy's trying to give her a
• 1:08:57
  heads up, yeah, like she ain't ever gonna leave honey ever. And
• 1:09:00
  so Annally's just like, well, if that's the case, we're gonna have
• 1:09:03
  to divorce. I'm like, how about if that's the case, don't don't
• 1:09:08
  marry pamper fingers, just go back to Peru. Come on, good lord.
• 1:09:14
  But she's the Peruvian man eat some Peruvian chicken girl with the malpacka.
• 1:09:18
  But she's gonna marry Clayton and his baby hands because she lets him touch her
• 1:09:24
  with those baby hands. God, I can't imagine, and so obviously too,
• 1:09:29
  like the elephant in the room is mummy. And also the fact that
• 1:09:32
  Clayton said no strippers, no other men, no other penises, and yet
• 1:09:40
  she does and she's taking fucking selfies with She's going out of her way to
• 1:09:45
  wanton Lee interact with the penis in the room and Clayton's gonna find out about
• 1:09:49
  it. Oh, He's gonna be a little baby man, little collar feet
• 1:09:55
  mommy and talk to Annalie in English. Please, Oh God, I can't
• 1:10:02
  wait to see that fight. Yeah. Next, we have Rob and Sophie,
• 1:10:05
  who are kind of a nothing burger this episode because they're still fighting over
• 1:10:10
  the same shit and they've been fighting over for the last three episodes, which
• 1:10:14
  was that Rob doesn't like Sophie's mom and Sophie's mom doesn't like him because he's
• 1:10:20
  a loser. Nobody likes him. He doesn't have a job, and he
• 1:10:24
  doesn't even live in like a full functioning house, so Sophia and Mom are
• 1:10:28
  going like wedding dress shopping, which I'm like, for what a wedding that's
• 1:10:30
  not gonna happen, right, But I mean every little girl wants a wedding
• 1:10:34
  dress. I never did. Yes, no, I don't care. My
• 1:10:38
  first wedding, first of ten, I got married in a momo. Oh
• 1:10:43
  my god, I was from Hawaii, was an actual momo. It's like
• 1:10:45
  a momo like you would buy a targets. Okay, good with your white
• 1:10:47
  trash accessory proclivities. Yeah, it's like an actual beautiful momo thing. That's
• 1:10:53
  good. My second wedding, I was super fucking pregnant with your wife out
• 1:10:58
  of wedlock, you little hope. Oh dare you out me? So fat
• 1:11:03
  and everything. I wore this like eggplant sort of stop tent. And then
• 1:11:10
  my third and final marriage to my husband, I wore cowboy I was in
• 1:11:15
  Colorado, I wore cowboy boots. I wore this like Stevie Nicks fucking royal
• 1:11:18
  blue louse with like some jean shorts. I'm like, yes, yes,
• 1:11:21
  and your daughter was there and it's just you guys. Yes, I've never
• 1:11:26
  worn a wedding dress in my life, honestly, that's for the best.
• 1:11:29
  Probably, Yeah, I don't get this whole wedding culture. Me neither personally.
• 1:11:32
  I'm gonna have five bridesmaids and we're gonna have a reception, and we're
• 1:11:35
  gonna go in a henymoon. It's gonna be a destination wedding and everyone is
• 1:11:40
  gonna wear this collar. God to no use that money for your down payment
• 1:11:45
  on a house or something, and no judgment because I know somebody already done.
• 1:11:48
  In the comments, you're gonna be like, I had a big wedding.
• 1:11:51
  I loved it. I apologized. We're happy for you for saying,
• 1:11:55
  dumb bit. It's fine. We're not trashing everybody's weddings. We're just saying
• 1:11:58
  for us for personally, we're very judgement we don't get it. I'm sorry
• 1:12:01
  and go cry harder. And then the other thing that happened with Rob and
• 1:12:09
  Sophie is that Sophie comes out as by as the gay person in the room.
• 1:12:16
  What did you think of this very profound dude piece of television. I'm
• 1:12:20
  literally like Claire, I'm like, who cares? I loved that response.
• 1:12:25
  Cares that's the right response. That doesn't make you, I mean to me,
• 1:12:30
  okay, Jenna, Yeah, I'm like that, Okay, it's not
• 1:12:33
  going to change anything. It doesn't matter make you less or more in anybody's
• 1:12:40
  eyes. You're still beautiful perfect. I mean, go eat a box hiding
• 1:12:43
  nobody cares. No. Yeah, And that's exactly what Claire tells her.
• 1:12:45
  She's like, have you ever been with a woman before? And so he's
• 1:12:47
  like, well no, and she's like, Okay, then go eat a
• 1:12:50
  box, break up with Rob, and date some women and figure out what
• 1:12:54
  you like before you get married to this loser. And so he's like,
• 1:12:57
  yeah, maybe you're by No, she's probably she said, ah, She's
• 1:13:00
  like, ah no, I always known that I wanted to marry a man,
• 1:13:03
  And I mean, I'm interested and curious about eating boxes and stuff,
• 1:13:08
  but I want to be married to a man. And that kind of brings
• 1:13:12
  up an interesting topic that I wanted to address with you, which is the
• 1:13:15
  difference between sexual orientation and monogamy and polyamory. Just because you're a homosexical or
• 1:13:24
  a bisexical doesn't mean you're non monogamous, oh for sure. Yeah. So
• 1:13:28
  she can be bisexual but also very intensely monogamous with Rob. Yeah, totally
• 1:13:33
  that can exist, right, So, but I thought it was interesting that
• 1:13:38
  Claire kind of used the same argument that Rob did, which was okay,
• 1:13:41
  so marry him then and then cheat on him by eating other boxes and then
• 1:13:45
  fucking get divorced. I mean, like, well she can be monogamous and
• 1:13:47
  bisexual, Claire. Yeah, but then like, why come out you know
• 1:13:51
  what I mean, like, unless you're wanting to explain my identity, okay,
• 1:13:56
  and why just see me? I feel invisible? Congratulations? What do
• 1:14:01
  you want? A bitter lesbian? But I'm just like, you know,
• 1:14:09
  first of all, nine women are bisexual. I'm just gonna say it as
• 1:14:13
  the straight women in the room. I've kissed women. Yes, you've never
• 1:14:16
  done more. No, I've never done it. I don't think you wouldn't.
• 1:14:19
  You don't think I wouldn't. I don't think you would. I'm sorry
• 1:14:23
  you would. Actually, yes, really, yes, I had the I
• 1:14:27
  didn't have the opportunity. I was willing in a moment, but it wasn't
• 1:14:30
  gonna work out. No, in a moment in a counter that I had.
• 1:14:34
  Bitch, don't diminish my fucking bisexicality. But I mean I would have
• 1:14:41
  probably, I don't know if I don't you would have been a pillow princess
• 1:14:45
  if you don't even know me. I don't feel like we have met.
• 1:14:48
  I tell you, I feel like you are in the moment, Honey,
• 1:14:53
  I was like, I'm eating a bar. Well, I mean that's fair.
• 1:14:56
  Women are sexy. They are sexy, and I just feel like a
• 1:14:59
  lot of us, we are fluid in that way. Yes, so it's
• 1:15:01
  not groundbreaking fucking television. We don't all need to know that you are like
• 1:15:06
  every ninety nine percent of us. I get it. It's like in search
• 1:15:11
  of a label, in search of a identity or an identity, Yes,
• 1:15:15
  see you and all that that entails exactly. Your Mom's like, who cares?
• 1:15:19
  She don't care. The bigger question is why are you marrying this powderpuff
• 1:15:25
  girl? Rob powder puff girl? He really is? Yeah, I can't,
• 1:15:31
  but I just feel like this whole thing is like a catalyst for her
• 1:15:33
  to break up with his ass though foe shit. One can only dream.
• 1:15:36
  I hope. Next we get to Nicki and just an Igor Wow, like
• 1:15:47
  wow, So they're getting ready for an engagement party, and of course Nikki
• 1:15:53
  is taking seven hours to get ready for it, honey with eighteen where she's
• 1:15:58
  got her curler. Uh huh and as a fallis well, she doesn't see
• 1:16:02
  it that way, and Igor comes by and says, oh, by the
• 1:16:05
  way, I can see how you were born out of your mother's body.
• 1:16:09
  I can see you're a man. I'm just sick. You're so trebosphobic as
• 1:16:13
  fuck. Yeah, how you're in Moldova. But it's from my American television
• 1:16:17
  ringing deeply yes, but Nicki laughs, yeah she does. So maybe that's
• 1:16:21
  okay and normative in their relations Maybe it's a joke. I don't know.
• 1:16:26
  Maybe it's a joke to deal with how she broke up with him and how
• 1:16:28
  she broke the news to him. Right, well, he and traumatized one
• 1:16:30
  thousand percent. But then they get to the engagement party, and this is
• 1:16:34
  where the juicy part of it is, because at some point someone asks Nicky
• 1:16:42
  to go sing her new song that she produced. I can't remember the name
• 1:16:47
  of it because it's really bad, and she's like, oh my god,
• 1:16:49
  and I don't want to see. I know, I'm not ready. Here's
• 1:16:53
  my mico. It's not like really great audio here, great quality. It's
• 1:17:00
  okay, the whole thing's already. I just have to plug in to my
• 1:17:01
  ox or whatever on my phone, and then I've got this microphone right here,
• 1:17:04
  and she's singing, and I'm like, Nikki, I need you to
• 1:17:08
  stop by really cringing so deep into my body. Yet the cringe becomes a
• 1:17:14
  kegle, which we call a cregling. Watching you saunter around this room in
• 1:17:19
  a very beautiful dress. It was gorgeous with all the crystals and Chinese,
• 1:17:24
  with Moldovans pretending you're great, ye, and you think you are doing something,
• 1:17:28
  honey when you're talking head, She's like, oh my god, Igor
• 1:17:31
  was just magnetized me. Yeah, he was overwhelmed by my song. And
• 1:17:39
  we see Ivan, the eternal misogynist who told Igor to beat her just dancing.
• 1:17:47
  They're all forced to it, and they're like, this is fucking terrible,
• 1:17:51
  really, and I feel bad because why Well, the reason I feel
• 1:17:56
  bad just, first of all, I can see the layers here. Kiy
• 1:18:00
  Exotica does not accept herself. Nikki Exotica wants to be accepted on the world
• 1:18:04
  stage. Nikki Exotica wants to be a pop star and loved by a beautiful
• 1:18:10
  Moldovan man. And so this is the story that she's telling herself but this
• 1:18:15
  is not an accurate real story of how her life is. That song is
• 1:18:18
  fucking terrible, Nicky Horriple, You're never gonna be a rock star. Get
• 1:18:24
  therapy for real. And I'm like, she's singing this shit and she's like,
• 1:18:28
  oh my god, I was still out of tune, but like it
• 1:18:30
  was fun and like everyone loved it. Like I was totally not prepared to
• 1:18:33
  sing it. Uh okay, second hand embarrassment of a lifetime. So well,
• 1:18:41
  I don't know, because in her interstitial, in her talking head,
• 1:18:44
  she seemed to be self aware, sick. Yeah, I was pitchy,
• 1:18:46
  like, yeah, I wasn't perfect, but like they loved it, okay,
• 1:18:50
  no they did. For I don't feel bad. I'm like, you
• 1:18:55
  love yourself for real, though, accept yourself, love your stuff. That's
• 1:19:00
  an old YouTube video. I'll show it to you later, all right.
• 1:19:06
  And then we get to Manuel and Ashley, who are fellow and snow.
• 1:19:14
  They're hella boring, like they have a bachelor and bachelorette party that's joined the
• 1:19:18
  ty BK. They're going on a party boat. The all of Ashley's friends
• 1:19:24
  came except Solly, who is Alicia's partner or whatever, and he's like,
• 1:19:29
  I don't like this marriage. I think this guy sucks. I'm gonna just
• 1:19:31
  show up and just be negative. So peace out and that's fair and I
• 1:19:34
  respect that. Yeah, me too. But Ashley's like, is there tension?
• 1:19:39
  Like she's talking to Alicia, and I'm just like, I don't care.
• 1:19:42
  I don't care about them at all. Just get to the hurricane wedding,
• 1:19:45
  please, That's all I care about. And then last we get to
• 1:19:49
  he cries over his babies. You're just gonna skip over there. It's the
• 1:19:53
  first time we see Manuel have any actual emotion besides anger and lust. I
• 1:20:00
  don't can you don't want to care at all. Like he's sitting in the
• 1:20:01
  boat in some beautiful moment, and you can culturally contextualize this like this is
• 1:20:06
  like so fucking awesome for him, Like he doesn't have opportunities like this,
• 1:20:11
  so he just wants to share it with his children, which for me was
• 1:20:15
  the first time that I saw any humanity in Manuel, which makes me like
• 1:20:20
  him a little more. Yeah, he does have a soft side to him
• 1:20:24
  a little bit. I guess. I guess he was crying, Beatrice,
• 1:20:28
  and you're just glossing over that. I totally forgot about the part actually because
• 1:20:32
  I was snoring that part, but it was sweet because Ashley's consoling him.
• 1:20:38
  Yeah, you know, they seem like they have some love for each other
• 1:20:41
  besides love for their loins. Right. They are not gonna make it,
• 1:20:45
  No, they are. He's gonna leave as soon as he's got all his
• 1:20:47
  shit, his ducks in a row cream card. I'm out of here,
• 1:20:50
  lady. You are team too much, yes dot Com. And then we
• 1:20:57
  get to Sam and Citra, which I sent you an article today that just
• 1:21:01
  got posts on ig Sam. Sam who recently converted to Islam, Everybody,
• 1:21:09
  stop what you're doing. Can we just set this up for you, Like
• 1:21:12
  if you're like doing your dishes, you're running on your treadmill. That's potential,
• 1:21:15
  but like we need our thinking caps, we need our ears out for
• 1:21:18
  this one. Please, Sam, who recently converted to Islam, which is
• 1:21:23
  a very modest religion, I mean, to say the least, to say
• 1:21:27
  the least, now has an only fans, and I mean it's like sixteen
• 1:21:34
  dollars a month, which I'm like, that's a lot. It is a
• 1:21:38
  lot. That's selling yourself quite the high number there, but whatever, and
• 1:21:43
  it doesn't look like anything like sexually suggestive. Yet yet it does say eighteen
• 1:21:48
  eighteen and above or like nobody eighteen in below, which would suggest that we're
• 1:21:54
  gonna have some adult content. But I'm like, why, Well, but
• 1:21:59
  to weeks ago, we all, especially if you're on Patreon now, we
• 1:22:02
  all saw Rob's booty hole and everything because he had only fans back in the
• 1:22:08
  day and he was spreading them cheeks. Why I'm wondering if Sam's gonna do
• 1:22:12
  that. Sam's going to do that. Sam is the cheeks. Sam is
• 1:22:15
  a hundred percent gonna do some sexual motherfucking stuff on OnlyFans with Citra. They
• 1:22:23
  have a cameo together. So I'm like, that's just one stone. It's
• 1:22:26
  like the gateway drug. If he defiles her into this way, I will
• 1:22:30
  be really upset about that. There's no way Citra would do that. There's
• 1:22:33
  no but I can't even imagine a world where Citro would be okay with her
• 1:22:40
  husband doing that. I know, And he just released it and I went
• 1:22:45
  on to his ig, which we have more followers than he currently, which
• 1:22:49
  is pretty funny. By the way, we need you to sign up.
• 1:22:53
  We're almost all follow us, okay, please, we still need to beat
• 1:22:56
  Sam, but he's gotten in his bios. Got a link tree, yes,
• 1:23:00
  and that link tree has its only fans. Yeah, And I'm just
• 1:23:04
  I don't know what's happening here. Sixteen dollars a month, right, and
• 1:23:08
  so if I'm paying you sixteen dollars a month, And by the way,
• 1:23:10
  I might have to do that. I never had an only fans account,
• 1:23:14
  but I might have to do that for this. See I mean monocle raccoon
• 1:23:17
  monocle. Yeah, when the dumpster looking at shit. Yeah, I want
• 1:23:21
  to see what he puts out too. But I do know that he has
• 1:23:25
  this like huge disclaimer. He's like any content is copyrighted and you can't share
• 1:23:30
  any pictures, videos, nothing. Yeah, which, by the way,
• 1:23:33
  even if it's copyrighted, you can share it. But I mean, I'm
• 1:23:35
  not gonna get intoy of that, nor am I going to do that.
• 1:23:38
  I'm gonna respect that row, but I will fucking report back to the raccoons.
• 1:23:42
  Yes, because he's spread and cheeky, I guaranteed. And I kind
• 1:23:46
  of am curious as a lesbian, I'm kind of curious about what his dick
• 1:23:49
  looks like. Oh my god, when I tell you, I will share
• 1:23:54
  those screenshots with you please, I will sh Yeah good, I think I
• 1:23:58
  should. I think it's like a tax. Yeah, like my only fucking
• 1:24:05
  path's account for Sam. N yes, bitch, yeah, I'll buy that.
• 1:24:10
  Yeah. Well, like let's just say for context here, Nicki has
• 1:24:13
  an only fans as well, and it's also sixteen dollars a month. But
• 1:24:15
  like she's posting like a lot of shit, Like she's posting videos and stuff
• 1:24:19
  any stuff, and like she's Nicky Exotica, so that's like a brand that
• 1:24:23
  she build up. So I'm just like, but Sam's just coming out of
• 1:24:26
  the gates dollaring, like marrying with his dick out on no doll I can't.
• 1:24:33
  I just can't. I don't know what's happening. It is surreal to
• 1:24:38
  me and I'm here for and this dude's such a loser. So in this
• 1:24:41
  episode, he's going to a pawn shop to get a ring for Cicra with
• 1:24:46
  his drunk mom because he can't afford anything for hairs hatopless. I not,
• 1:24:54
  not everybody can have like that we have. But I'm just she's a mess,
• 1:24:59
  this woman, and she's unwilling to go to Sam's conversion to Islam because
• 1:25:03
  she's fundamentally a racist cinafo yeah or something. I don't know. That's rude.
• 1:25:09
  I shouldn't say that, but it's true. I suspect, yeah,
• 1:25:12
  I do deeply suspect it. But she can't overcome the fact that he's not
• 1:25:15
  a Christian. No, and I would conscientiously object to his conversion ceremony because
• 1:25:24
  he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing and within four months he's gonna be
• 1:25:27
  on OnlyFans. So this is a laughing stock. Actually, yeah, and
• 1:25:30
  you're a piece of shit, Sam, totally a piece of shit, and
• 1:25:32
  you're still doing drugs allegedly, so I mean you suck. And then Sam
• 1:25:39
  takes uh Citra and the family to like a nice farmhouse that they rented where
• 1:25:44
  they're gonna have their wedding, and it's pretty sure, I mean, I
• 1:25:45
  like it, and Hermann Citra's dad is like, oh my god, this
• 1:25:48
  place is beautiful. It's huge. This is like for rich people in Indonesia.
• 1:25:51
  Are you gonna live here instead of the humble abode that the dad shack?
• 1:26:00
  Yeah? And Sam's like absolutely not. Don't get any fancy ideas in
• 1:26:04
  that head of yours. Sam's got two jobs and like how can you not?
• 1:26:09
  But whatever, I'm not gonna judge. I guess, hey, well
• 1:26:12
  you know I always got three yeah, for the drugs probably, And then
• 1:26:20
  I think Citra tells her dad, Herman, about Sam's prior drug use,
• 1:26:26
  because this is another thing that they did not disclose to her father, and
• 1:26:30
  he's like, why are you marrying him? But it's also total bullshit though
• 1:26:32
  She's like, yeah, it was when he was a teenager. Teenager he
• 1:26:36
  got addicted because somebody else's drug gave it the hills, something super dumb,
• 1:26:43
  so a lot. Herman's a cop, which he is, he's going to
• 1:26:45
  be sniffing that out. And he asks her the right question, like if
• 1:26:47
  I tell you not to do this, will you listen to me? And
• 1:26:51
  she's like no, no, He's like, I don't get it. I
• 1:26:56
  personally, then what am I doing that? And she on her Instagram like
• 1:26:59
  she posting such wholesome like content of her and Sam just in love and like
• 1:27:04
  very modest and sweet, and she seems happy. I don't get it with
• 1:27:09
  Sam, but he's there's laying it loan, spreading it wide. I just
• 1:27:14
  can't. I think he's about to I can wow. And then that's how
• 1:27:18
  the episode ends, said it yeah, okay, it was pretty you know
• 1:27:23
  whatever, and the preview manual Manuel and Ashley finally get married in a tropical
• 1:27:28
  storm. I'm excited to see that Jasmine is getting a wedding dress, but
• 1:27:33
  Gino's family is being assholes to her relatively manufactured produced bad yep. And then
• 1:27:41
  we see Sam's like full conversion, like official conversion to the beginning of because
• 1:27:45
  they ask herman whether he consents to them being together and we have to wait
• 1:27:50
  to hear Herman say ultimately yeah, yes because I love my daughter nothing burger
• 1:27:55
  yep. And then Robin Sophie are fighting again and they're probably gonna break up.
• 1:27:59
  I hope. Honorily tells Clayton about the stripper and he's super pissed,
• 1:28:03
  little toddler baby tan very mad. He's like, this is never gonna happen
• 1:28:09
  in our relationship ever. Ever. Yeah, and then Honiy cries and packs
• 1:28:15
  up her bag, so she's like, fine, she's not going anywhere because
• 1:28:18
  she has an ulterior motive, because there's no reason in the world that you
• 1:28:21
  would live with this half of a man with his baby fingers and his mama
• 1:28:28
  in a closet oh my god, because you love him. Okay, let's
• 1:28:31
  get real big so for real, honly, I mean, maybe she's doing
• 1:28:35
  the thing that Jasmine's doing. Okay, she hitches herself to some mediocre white
• 1:28:40
  man and she loves him. Okay, all right, we'll see how that
• 1:28:45
  goes on happily ever after. Yeah, for real, clout goblins. Oh
• 1:28:50
  my gosh, this episode was long. Yep, that's okay for everybody because
• 1:28:56
  people were just screaming the entire time about everything. But I had a lot
• 1:28:59
  of fun. I'm so glad we are diving into vander Pump rules of course,
• 1:29:03
  continuing on with ninety D fiance. I'm loving VPR good. I oh
• 1:29:10
  happy. Nobody but you in my life plus the raccoons. Yeah, but
• 1:29:14
  nobody but you. Watch California, Jene, Nobody but you. I'm Brian
• 1:29:18
  and you're and my daughter. Not a lot of people like like the shows
• 1:29:24
  that I like and can get into the level the consciousness, tears of the
• 1:29:29
  gas members, the astrological signs and the policemans and positions like you. Yeah.
• 1:29:34
  So I'm happy to be doing it with you. Me too, I
• 1:29:36
  love I love you too. Baby. We will be back next week.
• 1:29:42
  Of course to talk about Sister Wives. We're doing a rewind season season four.
• 1:29:46
  If you're not watching, you should. We're gonna be covering I think
• 1:29:49
  episode three and four next week we're going to do so watch so you know
• 1:29:53
  what we're talking about when we come back. But until then, is there
• 1:29:57
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• 1:30:00
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• 1:30:12
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• 1:30:15
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