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The One About Ricing, Dancing, and Holding The Kid · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello, my love, it is your truly Lala can welcome
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  Speaker 1: back to give them La La podcast. Happy hump Day,
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  Speaker 1: but for us, happy Monday. Welcome back to work, you
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  Speaker 1: little motherfuckerss like.
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  Speaker 2: We haven't been in here forever.
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  Speaker 1: It feels like a while, right.
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  Speaker 2: Because last weekend we were in home Springs, right. Isn't
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  Speaker 2: that why we didn't do it for you.
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  Speaker 1: Know what is time and what is life? I don't
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  Speaker 1: know where I am, what time it is, the day,
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  Speaker 1: the year, I don't where am I right now? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is exactly why we have a dress for real. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: give everyone a wave. But by the way, you guys,
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  Speaker 1: oh little snaps, little snaps. This is an amazing way
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  Speaker 1: to start off. If you are listening right now, I
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  Speaker 1: want to remind you guys, they give them. Laala is
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  Speaker 1: officially on YouTube. You're welcome. You can watch on Fridays
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  Speaker 2: Subscribe and watch it at nine oh one.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm I'm big on numbers. I'm big on numbers.
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  Speaker 1: I sit there and I watch and I'm like one
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  Speaker 1: two holy shit, getting YouTube followers hard.
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  Speaker 3: Also, thank you for such sweet comments because I know, Laala,
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  Speaker 3: we don't really read the comments a lot, but I've
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  Speaker 3: been creeping on the YouTube ones.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah are YouTube Our YouTube people are the real ones.
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  Speaker 3: Oh really everyone is, but like, well not everyone is, actually,
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  Speaker 3: but like I'm saying, Instagram, there's so many sweet people everywhere,
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  Speaker 3: but the YouTube people they.
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  Speaker 2: Are That's where I gotta go to read.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, because I'll tell you what. The
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  Speaker 1: Grammar's beatrol.
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  Speaker 2: They can ruin a good day.
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  Speaker 1: They certainly can. And I decided over the weekend when
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  Speaker 1: I was in Palm Springs, I was like, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I avoid comments. I avoid comments, but even the constant
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  Speaker 1: scrolling is so mind numbing that I'm like, I'm deleting
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  Speaker 1: Instagram on my phone for a bit, and I'm also
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  Speaker 1: going to like put this on private for just a
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  Speaker 1: moment because I'm feeling a little exposed. Which nothing's changed, right,
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  Speaker 1: It's just my mental has changed. I was giving the
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  Speaker 1: gram too much of my time, so now it's not
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  Speaker 1: on my phone. I'm going to keep it like that
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  Speaker 1: for a while. And I'm going to send all my
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  Speaker 1: stuff to jess anytime I want to post. Love that,
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  Speaker 1: love it, love it for Jessica before we start start.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to do a lot of before we start starts.
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  Speaker 1: So I did notice that some of the comments on
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  Speaker 1: YouTube for the podcast are like, we want to know
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  Speaker 1: what Laala has done to become a Swiftie. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna be totally honest with you, guys. I thought that
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  Speaker 1: being a SWIFTI meant like you just liked your music.
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  Speaker 1: You just like did like Siri play shake it Off.
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  Speaker 1: And it was like, I'm a swifty now because I
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  Speaker 1: ask for her music willingly.
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  Speaker 2: Baptized.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, No, it's like a whole thing. I just
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  Speaker 1: learned this, okay, because when I read this, what have
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  Speaker 1: you done to become a swifty I'm like, wait, what
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  Speaker 1: I just had to like right, download add two favorites
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  Speaker 1: in library on iTunes. No, that's not what it is.
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  Speaker 1: So I am asking you, my followers and listeners, to
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  Speaker 1: guide me. Give me the Swifty starter pack. What should
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  Speaker 1: I start with? Something easy, like, I know the friendship
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  Speaker 1: bracelets are a thing like Slide into either the YouTube
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  Speaker 1: comments section the podcast comments section, which is give them
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  Speaker 1: La La pod and let me know what I should
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  Speaker 1: start with. And then I'm going to keep you guys updated.
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  Speaker 4: One thing I do know that's huge for the Swifties.
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  Speaker 3: Is you only listen to which most people are gonna
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  Speaker 3: be like, duh, this should be for everyone only listen
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  Speaker 3: to Taylor's version.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, hould up? Hold up?
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, because so Scooter doesn't get anything from it, right,
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  Speaker 2: isn't that why they had their huge and she had Yes,
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  Speaker 2: he owned all of the music, right, so now that
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  Speaker 2: she re recorded everything, she can own those from what
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  Speaker 2: I use? This is making all the sense.
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  Speaker 1: So step one is fuck Scooter Brawn.
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  Speaker 4: No, actually, I don't know. I'm not saying oh no
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  Speaker 4: to that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying oh no to the afterword.
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  Speaker 1: I literally went onto threads one day and was like,
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  Speaker 1: what words should I use to replace curse words? There's
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  Speaker 1: no spoiler alert. We scratched that this is how I talk.
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  Speaker 1: I guess if it drops me in YouTube? Fuck it?
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  Speaker 1: I mean there's nothing I can do. I can do.
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  Speaker 2: Bad stop. I can't even. I feel like you're the same.
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  Speaker 2: I swear so often that like I'm thinking about not swearing,
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  Speaker 2: so I forget what the hell I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I do know, I know, trust me, I
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  Speaker 1: get it. There are things that sometimes I say and
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  Speaker 1: then ocean repeats, and I was like, a duck, a duck,
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  Speaker 1: quack quack, where yes, ocean, it's a huge truck, huge,
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  Speaker 1: huge truck. And then I confuse her so much that
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  Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, that's what I said, A duck in
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  Speaker 1: a truck. The things we do, don't judge me. I
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  Speaker 1: know that some of you little trolls, like I did
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  Speaker 1: that song the other day where I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: got new crucks and I cannot lie, you know, And
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  Speaker 1: I did the whole thing, and then at the end,
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  Speaker 1: I go, makes you jealous jealous, and this freaking trol
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  Speaker 1: mom was like, I love this, but why are you
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  Speaker 1: teaching your daughter the word jealous. It's like, well, jan,
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  Speaker 1: my daughter is gonna learn a lot of words, and
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  Speaker 1: to be quite honest, jealous is the least of my
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  Speaker 1: fucking right, the least.
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  Speaker 3: Dan Again, we should have a dang every time you
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  Speaker 3: say the F word, let's dot.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to alert YouTube anymore than we've already
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  Speaker 1: been alerted or they've been alerted. There's got to be
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  Speaker 1: something that's on there where it's like, okay, in this
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  Speaker 1: episode of give Them, all of these said a curse
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  Speaker 1: word X amount of times I'll work on it, but
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  Speaker 1: today is not the day. I'm thetired, so let's just like,
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  Speaker 1: let's just try to get through the episode.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're all tired because what did we just do?
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  Speaker 1: You guys? So today is nine to eleven and it's
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  Speaker 1: the national How do I say this, chess? It is?
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  Speaker 1: Can I put the word today? We didn't the nine
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  Speaker 1: to eleven National Day of Service? This is correct, right, yep.
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  Speaker 1: They've basically coined this day for everybody to go out
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  Speaker 1: and do something that makes a difference. So what we
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  Speaker 1: did was we packed meals for Americans at risk of hunger.
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  Speaker 1: This includes veterans. We had Easton. You guys should have
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  Speaker 1: seen us, y'all. All right, First of all, we get
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  Speaker 1: there and there's a DJ and Ocean was with us,
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  Speaker 1: and we were like, huh huh uh. It was like
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  Speaker 1: a day of giving but feeling the spirit at the
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  Speaker 1: same time.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, we were feeling it right, getting down, getting down.
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  Speaker 1: So we go out to like our little station. We
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  Speaker 1: have Easton who's on lentils, lentils.
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  Speaker 4: And veggiees on.
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  Speaker 1: Jessica is opening the packs, putting the seasoning in, putting
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  Speaker 1: him under the little thing where you put the cups
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  Speaker 1: of the lentils and the veggies, and then I'm on
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  Speaker 1: rice and I got a baby on my hip, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm ricing, ricing, dancing, holding the kid, ricing, dancing, holding
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  Speaker 1: the kid. I'm kid you not. We packaged so much
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  Speaker 1: in two hours, y'all. Two hours, there were one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and thirty five thousand, and I think it was above that,
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  Speaker 1: because that was like one hundred and sixty thousand meals
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  Speaker 1: made just at our location in two freaking hours. I
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  Speaker 1: want to give you round of all all of us,
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  Speaker 1: for all.
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  Speaker 4: Of us, bravo for everyone, but everyone on our table.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, every single person who on nine to eleven showed
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  Speaker 1: up and did something to make a difference. I'm very
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  Speaker 1: freaking proud of you. So that's what we did. And
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  Speaker 1: I feel like we were on such a high while
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  Speaker 1: we were there that once we got in the car,
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  Speaker 1: it was like, oh, I.
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  Speaker 2: Could have taken a nap in the car.
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  Speaker 4: No, we all shut down. Lala, can you please tell
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  Speaker 4: the Gong story? Please? And if she lets me, I
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  Speaker 4: might share the video, but probably not.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so she was swinging, they shut up.
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  Speaker 1: I am mortified. So they asked me to make an
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  Speaker 1: announcement when we hit one hundred and thirty five thousand
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  Speaker 1: meals right, and the host of the event was like
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  Speaker 1: or the MC said, would you like to hit the
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  Speaker 1: gong after? And I was like, uh yeah, and he
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  Speaker 1: preps me. He's like, you have to hit it very hard,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like okay, and I start getting nervous
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  Speaker 1: and he's like, you gotta give it a good hit.
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  Speaker 1: He did say that it's not gonna make a noise,
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  Speaker 1: It'll be like a ding, all right, So I'm fucking
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  Speaker 1: getting that back. So we like, I'm Sammy sausaid, this
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  Speaker 1: bitch all right.
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  Speaker 2: Verry bom, verry fucking fine. She even lifted the front knee.
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  Speaker 1: Ye did I really love you through your whole body
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  Speaker 1: to that? I'm so embarrassed. So I make the announcement
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  Speaker 1: with all the glee in the world about the one
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  Speaker 1: thirty five. I put my child down, I get the
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  Speaker 1: gong hitter, I apparently two hands. I smack this thing
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  Speaker 1: so fucking hard that the room jumps, literally jolts. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I was so embarrassed.
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  Speaker 4: She goes and now I'm gonna hit the gong. She
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  Speaker 4: sets ocean down and there was a beat like people.
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  Speaker 1: Were going to a tempt and I'm looking at it
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  Speaker 1: like it's not that big, there's no way, but the
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  Speaker 1: guy warned me.
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  Speaker 3: She blew everyone away in the room, terrified people and
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  Speaker 3: was like oh.
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  Speaker 4: And like we all jumped. We were like, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even watch the video. I was so embarrassed
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  Speaker 1: the guys.
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  Speaker 2: Who came up to like help when you guys went
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  Speaker 2: to fill in so we could just keep going. She
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  Speaker 2: got after they hit it, they go, is that your sister?
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  Speaker 1: Shut up?
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  Speaker 4: I hate you all.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassed.
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  Speaker 4: Over you're getting scouted for base hall teams. Now what I.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine? The Dodgers call me, They're like, yo,
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  Speaker 1: we saw you at the nine to eleven day of service.
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  Speaker 2: We love to recruit your.
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  Speaker 4: No, that was wild. She shook us all to our core.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with that gong. I was very impressed. You know what.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing that would have been more humiliating is
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  Speaker 3: she winds up and does that, and it's like.
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  Speaker 4: That would have been.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I was afraid of. Yes, so, yes, Easton.
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  Speaker 1: I got in position all right and I lifted that
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  Speaker 1: knee and I whacked it. Could you imagine if I
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  Speaker 1: hit it, and it was like what Jessica said, the
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  Speaker 1: tiniest of noises after I was just.
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  Speaker 4: Like a hundred.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you guys am officially thirty three. Can we talk
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  Speaker 1: about it?
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to?
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  Speaker 1: I mean it was pretty legit. I mean I was
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  Speaker 1: in San Francisco. So remember I don't know what happened.
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  Speaker 1: What was it Labor day or something?
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  Speaker 2: Labor day?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so we pre recorded. You guys were back at
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  Speaker 1: it right. We pre recorded for Labor Day because we
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  Speaker 1: usually record on Mondays. So since we last recorded, VPR
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  Speaker 1: went to San Francisco. There was whatever that trip was.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: See every time, I'm such an overshare that I have
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  Speaker 1: to like actively stop myself when I start talking about
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  Speaker 1: VANDR pump. Anyway, we went to San Francisco for our
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  Speaker 1: finale trip. It was great, and we wrapped on September first,
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  Speaker 1: traveled back to LA on September second. Let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you thing. Without a birthday, you do not exist. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So I don't care how you celebrate. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: if you go and blow it out the ass. You
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  Speaker 1: have a big rooftop party, you go out to the clerb,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. But it has to be acknowledged in
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  Speaker 1: some way. So my bred idea was instead of going
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  Speaker 1: from San Francisco to Lax, which is what production, that's
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  Speaker 1: the route that they were gonna fly us. Obviously, I
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  Speaker 1: was like, you know what, I don't want to fly
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  Speaker 1: to Lax and then get in a car and drive
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  Speaker 1: for two hours to get to Palm Springs. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to book a ticket into Palm Springs. It was six
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars. I said, you know what, my time on
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  Speaker 1: September second is valuable. I will spend that money just
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  Speaker 1: to make it so I don't have to spend two
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  Speaker 1: hours in a fucking car car. So did you just
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  Speaker 1: say karma? Did you just say karma?
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  Speaker 4: I'm sweating now.
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  Speaker 1: No, i't No, I'm not cut out your tongue. Your
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  Speaker 1: tongue out anyway. I'm sitting there and I'm watching this
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  Speaker 1: other flight board to like the Redlands or whatever, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, this doesn't make any sense. They're barely boarding this.
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  Speaker 1: My flight is supposed to leave in fifteen minutes. I
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  Speaker 1: look it up. It's been pushed back, postponed. So I'm like, okay, whatever.
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  Speaker 1: It's then postponed again, and I'm like, all right, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna shake it off because it'll still put me there
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  Speaker 1: sooner than taking the LA two hour drive. So then
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  Speaker 1: I doze off, and then I get a phone call
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  Speaker 1: from Easton's friend land and they're all in Palm Springs
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  Speaker 1: that says my flight is set to not land now
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  Speaker 1: for another like six hours. It's like a huge delay.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm running through SFO screaming naturally the F word. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: sobbing my eyes out. My mom tells me there's another
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  Speaker 1: flight to Palm Springs. I roll up on this flight
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  Speaker 1: attendant person or whatever the person's job is that just
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  Speaker 1: sits there and waits for people to like have a problem,
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  Speaker 1: concierge whatever. And I was like, hey, can I get
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  Speaker 1: on this flight? My other one's been pushed back, and
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  Speaker 1: she was like, the the window is closed, it's restricted
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  Speaker 1: now you have to book it within an hour and
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  Speaker 1: it's it leaves in forty minutes. And I'm like there
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  Speaker 1: was no way to get me on the flight and
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: she's like no, I'm sorry, And I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: literally like that you say it's my birthday? No, because
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  Speaker 1: who the fuck even cares? No the fuck even really cares. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it should be celebrated, but this random woman doesn't care,
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  Speaker 1: you know. So I called my agent was like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what to do. I said, at this point, no,
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  Speaker 1: you guys, I was ready to empty my bank account
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  Speaker 1: on a fucking private jet. I did not care. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, get me out of San Francisco right now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know anyone here. I don't want to spend
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  Speaker 1: my birthday at SFO. Anyway, I ended up flying into
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  Speaker 1: LA driving two hours.
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  Speaker 4: No, I thought it was four. Didn't it take you four?
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  Speaker 2: Or no?
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  Speaker 1: It took me four this last time. Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: but that's how I spent most of my birthday airport.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, they were in that many cities on their
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  Speaker 2: you know what side, he greeted me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how he greeted me. When I got to
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  Speaker 1: Palm Springs. You're right today, Los Angeles, Palm Springs. I
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  Speaker 1: was bulling, thirty, thriving. So that's what I did, And
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  Speaker 1: it was like the best way to spend my birthday
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  Speaker 1: because wrapping this season was brought tears to my eyes,
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  Speaker 1: like happy tears, the happiest of tears. I was done, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: fucking done.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm done. We know all right now.
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  Speaker 1: And can I tell you how I knew that I
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  Speaker 1: was oldest ship now is because before I left to
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  Speaker 1: go to s f O, I could not figure out
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  Speaker 1: how to sign out of Netflix. So I youtubed it.
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  Speaker 1: I YouTube how you sign out of Netflix? And then
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  Speaker 1: it like walked me through the video and I was
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: like doing it with the video and then I'd be like, wait,
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  Speaker 1: I can't find that pause. Then I'd scroll and I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: it is that I'm old. Netflix is hard, right.
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  Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, Netflix, this isn't the only person,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm not the only person. Everyone I talked to
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  Speaker 2: is like, how the hell do you sign out of
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  Speaker 2: the shit? Make it easier?
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  Speaker 1: Please, It's very hard, It's exactly. And I tried to
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  Speaker 1: log onto my phone to sign out of devices on
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  Speaker 1: that and it was just like so beyond that I
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  Speaker 1: youtubed it, it told me how to do it. Once
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  Speaker 1: I got to Palm Springs, you guys, I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I was planning on being here most of Saturday and
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  Speaker 1: my daughter not anymore. But at this point in time
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  Speaker 1: was giving me so much attitude. Literally, she also made
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  Speaker 1: me cry on my birthday. No, she was like being
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  Speaker 1: rude so rude, and I could tell, like, you're being
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  Speaker 1: rude because you're feeling like I've neglected you because during filming,
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  Speaker 1: Ocean doesn't understand. Yes, she knows mom's going to work,
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  Speaker 1: but it's very like weird different time frames.
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  Speaker 2: It's a different work than most people.
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  Speaker 1: It's different work than most people. And granted, my mom
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  Speaker 1: constantly says lard, there's most people go to work from
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  Speaker 1: nine to five and leave their children behind. They got
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: to go to daycare, they go to school. So that
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  Speaker 1: does make me feel better. But I could tell Ocean
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  Speaker 1: was like not digging me because I haven't been around
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  Speaker 1: as much as I usually am. So I decided to
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: bail on Beyonce because I felt like being with my
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: kid on a day that I have her was way
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: more important. So I hope everyone had fun at Beyonce.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I've now given up Taylor Swift and Beyonce. Wow. Yeah, yeah, wow.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: The fact that you tailor, Yeah, that's those are We're
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: two of the most iconic shows of the year.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I know. Apparently Jenner and Chalomay made their their relationship official,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: like at this place? Did you see them Jessica on the.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: What do you mean? I saw them?
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: And then I googled more photos of Kylie Jenner and
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Timothy Shallot, and I just I don't care as much
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: as I used to, and that upset me a little bit.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: I don't watch Kardashians.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I'm with you. Yeah, seeing them together though, I was like, huh,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: maybe I had a shot.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: They're interesting, but yeah, he's like, I don't think he's
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: like he's gen Z goodlocking to me, And I think
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: that to me, Kylie Jenner doesn't give off a gen
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Z like she would be into gen Z hot. So
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: it's weird because Kylie Jenner is in gen Z vibes
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: to me, she's I don't know.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: I don't really tell me.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: What were you going to say now, go on? I
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: was just gonna say, I don't think I can't see, like,
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: w where they like? How did they even start talking?
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Where was the attraction? Mutual friends?
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Someone called someone and was like, hey, I think this
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: would be a great pair anyway, I don't really care
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: that much about them and what they do. I don't
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: really care enough about anybody to invest in like what
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: they're doing. However, I was in a conversation at one
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: point in time before they went public, and it was
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: said from a very very inside insider that they like
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: actually legitimately like each other and like legitimately have been
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: hanging out an X, Y and Z. So if you
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: guys give a shit, there you go. I don't.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: They've been caught sneaking in and out of each other's.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Homes and cars.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: That's kind of fun. That would take me back to
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: like high school days.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Do you WATCHLI Yes? Do you watch sex Lives? You did?
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Sex Lives of College?
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: So the girl is Timothy Shalamy's sister, the like nerdy
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: girl character.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Are you joking? No? Does she have an accent real life?
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Doesn't Timothy I have an accent?
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Oh god, I'm fact checking this live. I might be right.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: How does one have an accent and the other doesn't
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: if they're brother and sister. Doesn't make any sense. Come on, Jessica,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: this is the podcast of no fact checking, only the headlines.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: We let you fact check used.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm right, I'm right, I'm right.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Pauline, And it's her name and where it's from.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: She is from?
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: I have to google that.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Long beat Pauline chalame accent question mark.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, they've got to talk with an accent. Well, I
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: think the British got a British accent more like Cockney.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Don't ask me? Everyone to me accent everyone's accent is like,
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: all right, then that's everyone.
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: Let's see. Well, then we're only going to play it
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: for a second because I know we're not allowed to
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: play performing artists who live there. No, no accent.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Does Timothy have one? Or did I make that up?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: In my mind?
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: I think you made that up. I don't think he
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: has an accent.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: I just feel like the name Schallo May sounds like
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: an accented person.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Right, well, he looks like he should have an accent shallow.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Any movies we've seen?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: I love a good accent, any kind? Is he lay
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: it on? Is he in any movies?
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: He's an actor.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: No, he grew up in New York.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I am shook it to my very core.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: Wow, you heard it.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: Here first, folks, Timothy doesn't have an accent Timothy challo May,
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: even though he looks like she should.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Talking like James Kennedy.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Have you ever seen the meme?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: It was like it's like one of those elf shoes
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: and it's like I can't explain it, but why does
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: this shoe look like Timothy Challow.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: May have you seen that, Timothy. No, there's no one
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: better than my mom. Okay. She was sitting on the
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: couch and this is a regular occurrence. Okay, reading the
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: top news. This bitch is informed af all right. She
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: got all the hot topics on deck. What she need
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: pop culture was politics. She's got it all. So she
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: told me. She was like, oh my gosh, this woman
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: was mauled by otters. What just look at this? She
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: shows me freaking news mauled by otters. Lauren, this is scary.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: This is scary. I was like, that is very scary.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: First send me the link because that needs to be
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: spoken about on the podcast. So this is what I learned. First,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: it was the orcas fucking up the sailboats. They don't
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: give a damn. Now it's the otters, okay, and apparently
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: they're very territorial. This woman in California, all of a sudden,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: these otters attack her. Okay, mal for five minutes, you guys,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: she said, I am lucky to be alive. Hundreds of
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: stitches all over her hands, her arms, her face is
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: all scratched up. She obviously had to go to the hospital.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Her bandages have to be changed multiple times a day.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Could you imagine?
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: Where was she?
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I only read the headline. It said California. It was
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: in California.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Am I looking this up?
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: Look it up?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Look it up.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: It's just a more wild story. If she's like in
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: a mall versus in a river.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: In a mall, That's what I'm saying.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: At the mall, where is she?
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: On her I don't go to the mall. This isn't
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Peb and Shay on Disney.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about. I'm just saying.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Was she walking into a store and Otters came out
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: of nowhere and attacked?
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Or was she in a river somewhere? Not that it matters.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: This is not her boys brutally attacked.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: The attack occurred in the middle fork of the Feather River.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: Okay, so in a.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: River, of course, in a Riverica. Do you really think
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: they're rolling up to No, I'm just like these Otters.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I'm about to fuck some folk up today. Come on
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: onter friends.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Job, we're a hiker someday. No, it was okay, Okay,
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: makes sense.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I was like asking if the Orcas were they in
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: the ocean. Yes, they were in the oceans.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Plummus Plumbus National Forest is where that that took place.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: That's really heartbreaking. But and in crazy town. But I
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: would have never ever imagined hold on crazy.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: All I'm saying is only read the headlines. We don't
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: know if there was anybody with her or if she
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: just luckily survived a five minute mall and had to If.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Someone was with somebody with her and she got mold
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: for five minutes, that's not your friend anymore, to be
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: quite honest.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: And by the way, earlier this year, No, they go toes.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: They're like hamster. No, they're they're like gerbils.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: No. I could only see them when they popped their
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: heads out of the water near me. I started screaming
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: for help, but there was nobody on the lake. Oh
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: my god, you guys. All I'm saying is please be
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: careful that it was a group of otters. And by
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: the way, they also did this earlier in the year,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: and mama otters are very protective of their babies, so
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: be careful.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Was a group of a gang of otters.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: That's really scary because you can't trust you can't trust
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: anyone these suits or any animal.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: That's that's horrifying.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: I know. I saw another guy get his leg bit
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: off by a shark.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: There was another one in Freaking. There was another one
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: in Montana. This person was airlifted from her. Yes, they've
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: gone rogue. The otters have gone rogue, so be careful.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Thank god, it's wintertime. No one's no one's sitting side,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: and we're approaching we're approaching summer. It's not we're approaching fall.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Do you go on the river and fall? I guess, well,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: in La, of course. Yeah, you're sitting. You're sitting seaside
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: in December. Okay, you may have a little jacket on, but.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: You can't you can't trust it. Don't feed the squirrels
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: because it's going to be squirrels next.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: Just stay.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Just let them live in peace, and we'll also try
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: and live in peace.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I agree. My mom also let me know that there
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: was a woman or man. They didn't say what, but
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: someone had chronic diarrhea on adulta flight. And I hate
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: to laugh. I hate to laugh.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Can you imagine?
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Apparently the flight attendant called into headquarters or whatever and
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: was like, we need to make an emergency landing for
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: biohazardous shit on the plane. There has been a passenger
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: who has down the entire aisle? Okay, And I want
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: to know did they drink sen a tea before or
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I know the feeling?
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: And also like was it just down the aisle?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Was it ever they.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: Were they spring down? They?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I just can't imagine it was on the ceiling. I
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: can't imagine that they were Like.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: I just I just pictured like half of the plane
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: blowing the windows out.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I think it was just like they probably knew something
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: was happening.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Have you seen hall pass Yeah, I remember when she
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: didn't feel good and she sneezes.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I feel so much better. Imagine we all know that feeling.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: By the way, like let's not even pretend we just
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: like get to do it. Yeah, right for the person
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: that was she screaming because if either way, I don't
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: know if it was a girl or a boy. All
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: they said was a passenger. I think they're trying to
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: keep the nimity of anonymity, anonymity it's and then then
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: they're trying to keep the person anonymous.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, what like would you want to be like, yeah,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: that was met on the plane.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, I would be like who, I don't know who?
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: Disgusting? No, but that don't judge me there.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: But I'm pretty convinced it was the sentence in my mind.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: They went to creation, they got the poop enforcer before
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: the flight because the person at the counter said, yeah,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: drink it twenty four hours before. You'll be fine. No, no,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I will not be.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: And then there was a baby on the flight that said,
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: is that ch inside joke you guys?
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: No, the baby said, what's that?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna out anybody, but this is just how
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I feel. Maybe it went down on Delta.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Poor Well, you know that's humiliating, and you know, if
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: she's not humiliated, good for her. But if I can
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: be so bold to say, if you are that person,
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: woman or man and you just want to DM the podcast,
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: we'd love to maybe have a phone call, have a
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: phone call with them and just ask all the questions.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll even put that weird filter on your voice. Yeah,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: it'll sound like the Neighbor or whatever. What's that show
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: called Hello, I've been watching you from the.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: Watcher, the Watcher.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I'll make you sound like the Watcher and we'll talk
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: all about you shitting all over Delta. You'll fly right
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: E've been banned, You're on the fly list. Okay. Before
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: we move on to all things reality, I just want
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: to say this. Disney has to pay nine point five
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: million dollars in a class action lawsuit because apparently like
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: one hundred thousand people bought the Magic Key, which is
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: like the season's pass, and they were told that there
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: would be no blackout dates. I have this pass and
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: it's nothing but blackout dates. So Disney, I'm gonna give
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: you a chance to right this wrong. Otherwise I'm ready
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: to go freaking choes because I have a child. I
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: spent mad money on these passes, and literally every time
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I sign on to make a reservation, you all have
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: blacked me out. Okay, and I'm kind of freaking over it.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna charge me all this money so that
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: I and basically I can't go. I would have been
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: better off just buying day passes each time, for real.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: I'm not happy about it.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Then they tell you when you can and can't go,
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: it doesn't seem right.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I would really hate to have to blast
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: you weekly as my ache of the week. I don't
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: want to do that to you. I know you're Disney,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: but I'm fucking la Lass. So what's up. Chessup, bitch,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Chess up, Disney, Chess up, bitch. Let's go because your
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: imagine may come for me. I'm like what, I'm sorry,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: what do we need to take you? That's the Magic Kingdom.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: We'll take it down right now.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: No, but please make it right. My daughter wants to go,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: and I have to tell her that it's I don't
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: know what's wrong, babe. I don't know what's wrong. It's
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: very rude, very rude Disney. By the way, nine point
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: five million dollars to Disney is like nothing. I think
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I did the math, and by the way, I'm no
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: math wizard, but it's like ninety five dollars a person,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: which is kind of fucked up. That could my math
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: could be totally wrong, but the calculator did it.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: You just could have done it wrong on the calculator. Correct.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Let's go into Real Housewives, So I said to the group.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: We get them all a group on Saturday. Hi, everybody,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Happy happy weekend to you all. Make sure that you
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: watch Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion. Make sure that you're
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: caught up on oc make sure that you start Real
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: house fives of Salt Lake because that's up and running now.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: And also make sure that you're caught up on Roney.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: So while they did that, I forgot to do all
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: of that. She sure did.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: She sure did.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: And I watched Desperate Housewives instead. Okay, did we watch
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Atlanta Easton?
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Did you you watched the first episode? Right?
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Well? Yeah, I watched. Yeah, I didn't know there was
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: a part two. I got onto Peacock and it was yeah, there,
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: So that's my fault.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Peacock will be on today.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: I do have to say in your text you put
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: reunion part one.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: So I also watched part one one?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Oh I did?
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it says part one.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: All right, that's fine. I watched part one two. What
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: did we gather? Did we like it? You want to
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: know what I gathered? This is what I gathered from
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: the first forty five seconds. This is what I learned.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Charre got a nose job. She was swollen in her interviews.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: That's what she's saying, and that's why her face looked
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: really different. Marlowe is ozempicking her ass off because she
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: wants sample sizes.
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: She admitted.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: She admitted, I love a bit who admits sonya This
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: was really heartbreaking. So last week's episode, we had spoken
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: and it was before the finale of Real Housewives of
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Atlanta had aired, and we were talking as a group
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: about the right age to tell people, or like a
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: younger child, that you're expecting a baby. And we saw
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: in the finale Sonya with her doctor and the doctor's saying,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: you're at five weeks or something like that, and she's like,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: what am I gonna tell do? Like, he's so excited
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: about this and I was five weeks two weeks ago,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: and her doctor says, like, I would advise you to
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: not bring him into the conversation. You know, he's very
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: young and all those kids are resilient. Just hold off.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: So we talked about that on the podcast. Cut to
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: the editing process. I'm now watching the finale episode, so
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: this must have been the one before the finale finale happens.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know what it was. Somewhere in between that
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: episode of Atlanta and us discussing it and recapping, I
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: watch the most recent episode and she loses the baby.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: So we took that out of the podcast of us
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: breaking down when the right time is because I just
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: didn't want that in here at that point in time.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: But she's pregnant again, which is amazing, and I'm so
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: happy for her family. So that I also learned, I'm very,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: very happy for the sun because Deucy was very upset
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: about his mama miscarrying the baby. I learned that Kenya
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: has great tits. Okay, I've always known this, but you know,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: she really showed up with the under boob. I usually
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: only see top boob. Fantastic. Okay. Candy is still booked
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: and busy, badass bitch. And then Drew is still living
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: with her her person, her her ex, her not X
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: And I was like, we're out in these streets pulling
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: a tom and ariana. This is like a common thing.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: What is this? What is going on?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: It's easy to leave, I promise, guys, and.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Way harder to be like we're breaking up, you toxic fuck.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I'll be down the hall and need me. Sounds so
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: that sounds like it would take me out. I couldn't
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: do it. I would stay with it.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: I would stay with a friend before I stayed in
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: the house with my ex.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: There's gotta be a re Can someone please tell me
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: if you are a lawyer or something. The reasoning behind
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: because is there something legally that I do not understand
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: because again I left the home, but I didn't own
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: that home. It was not mine, so of course I
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: was getting the fuck out. But I think even if
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I owned it, I would have been chucking ubduces, being like,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I'm out of here.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: We'll figure that out later.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: We'll figure that out later. And you can also deal
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: with my lawyer on that. So please, if you're a lawyer,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: tell me if there's some sort of like legal repercussion
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: to moving out of a home that you own with.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Or you're a therapist, and if there's a deeper embedded
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: and you're staying with them for some sort of fucked
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: up reason.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Right, Oh, I like that, y or like that's a lot. See,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: you're learning podcasting.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: I'm getting there. It's taken months, but we'll get there.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, you get into all, you put your all your
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: feelers out, you know, open up the conversation. So that happened.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: But I'm excited because I think the one that we
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: need to watch, part two is out.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: I think part two is going to be the juicy
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: one I fly. Part one it was good. There was
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: some some banter, but I didn't care for it, But
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: then again, I don't love housewife.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: So sorry, everybody, by your damn time, you.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Can know where you are. Look around you, you buffoon.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: You're going to come and get me. Actually, I will say,
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: I'm very I'm getting to like it because I'm now
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: Back when I had to watch it with you, it
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: was like I was just watching it putting an episode together.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: But now that I'm actually involved, I'm seeing who they are,
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: and I'm really starting to love who they are and
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: like how they handle themselves and so like OC, I've
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: seen the majority of this, all of it, so I'm
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: starting to actually like it. We already know about Ronnie
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: and me because.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Brian, do you love Ronie?
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: I can watch Ronie all day.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I'm going to try to get her on the pod.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: By the way, Yeah, I want to stare at it.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I've been keeping the conversation open. Let's talk about OC.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: How did you guys feel about it? Can I tell you?
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I will never be jealous
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: of your relationship. I will never be jealous of your friendships,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: your family life, your home life. You tell me that
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: you just got fifty five million dollars, I'm fucking jealous,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: I'm so jealous that I'm seething with jealousy. Okay, I'm
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: mad because I want that. Do you blame Heather for
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: not telling the group?
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: No, Nope, not at all. I do the same.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: And she was so right, she was like, what am
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: I supposed to like? I one hundred percent agreed with her.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: I love her so much. I love her relationship. I
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: think she's so classy. I just I loved her in
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: this episode.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love her. It's a home. It's like if
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: somebody goes out and buys a new car, It's like,
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: who gives a shit? You don't have to tell everybody
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: and all your friends, you know. It's like she sold
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: a home that's a family oriented thing. Why do you
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: need to tell your friends?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: You don't need to tell your friends. And also the
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: whole thing around and like, I've got to be out
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: in three weeks. You never know if it could fall through.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: You want everything signs sealed and delivered. And before you
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: start talking about it, there was also an NDA involved.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: And this is so much bigger than like little housewife drama.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: We're talking about real wealth here. We're talking about a
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: family who's like, you know what we need some like
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: little humble abode, like a little fifty five million dollar place,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: you know, Like this is real money that we're talking about.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: And I think whoever bought it, who was like you
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: must sign an NDA, they want their privacy. I don't
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: want to be spoken about. I don't want this out there.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: I want you reality TV people who are also very
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: rich out in three weeks, then you can go off
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: and talk about it. We'll be in the home and
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: we'll be left alone. We don't want to be a
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: part of this storyline.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, don't you think.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: And like she said, she said in the show as well,
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: she sits there and gets dragged for bragging, and then
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: she's like, Okay, then I'm not gonna like say this
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: and have it come off as bragging.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: And then it's like I agreed with her.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: And what is Emily's big beef with Heather having her
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: initials everywhere? I don't get that.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: The wrong way, you know.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: I think it's I mean, I think it's clear. I
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: think it's a hint of jealousy. Let's it's like the
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: oldest thing in the book.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: It's like, but I.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Thought there was a lot of hds everywhere too, And
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I thought when she was making those jokes beforehand, that
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: was funny. Like I didn't think anything of it. I
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: didn't she was eating yeah, she's like. I thought she
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: was drunk and having fun and just poking fun at
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: a shitload of HD.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: There were a lot of hds.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: That's funny.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: They were everywhere they were But I love it pekins plates.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: It's like, at what point can you just put it
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: on a wineglass? And like that I looked, so I
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: thought it was funny that she did it. I think,
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: take a joke and look around and maybe see that
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: HD is everywhere. But oh wow, okay, I.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Think taking more ownership of like, yeah, I really freaking
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: love myself and I need to shove heather to brow
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: down your throat.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: And I want to say that about you because you do.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: You love your face everywhere and I love everywhere you
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: love it like you tay, Yeah, you're like I wish
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: I could just put my whole face on this wall.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: And I love that you say it and love it,
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: and I wish that she probably would have just said it,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: because I think there was something behind the HD and
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: her doing a shitload of them.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: But it was an HD party It's not like you
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: walk into her home and HD is everywhere in one room.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: I would have tattooed it on all the ladies' foreheads.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: I have it like a temporary time too.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm surprised it wasn't with how many there were.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, they were everywhere and me.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: So you look to your left, there it is. You
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: look to your right, they're everywhere.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Heather de bro is fabulous, by the way, though I
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: love Emily too, because you're right eastern. In the moment,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: it just seems like she's a little drunk and also
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: not really thin cucumber like a fruit roll up?
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Next up? Who the fuck is just giving thin sliced
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: out cucumbers? Chop them up in the salad. I don't
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: want to do it.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: I hear it.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: It's very bougie to do like a long like ribbon.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: But I would have been playing like that was my
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: tongue and I would have gone yes.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I also much much cringe, like what I thought.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: It was funny. Maybe I'm just no.
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: I thought it was hysterical, but like also I thought
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: it was funny, but also it's like this is maybe
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: just me being annoying, but like the people the chefs
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: are there, the servers are there. You also have to
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: like respect this is food. People have taken a lot
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: of time to plait this for you, and then you're
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: just like being drunk and sloppy and obnoxious.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: It's like, okay, get it together.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I really love that you said that. Heather did not
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: prepare this food for you, all right. She hired like
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: a service to come in and do what they do
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: extremely well. And now you're just insulting them.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: So saying they're sand in it, Like, well, I han't
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: he that has something to do with Heather.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: No, that's not insulting to her.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: There's people serving you don't think it's offensive being like
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: there's sand in it. Like I as a server, I've
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: been a waitress. I would feel like so uncomfortable if
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: that I'd be like, oh my god, panicked, run back
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: to the kitchen.
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: Someone's saying they're sand in it like it's a whole thing.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: And I think people like her maybe don't think about
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: that a lot, but think about.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: That us think about that a little bit. Is it
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: okay that we skip Roney today?
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: I loved it.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: I love you did. Then let's talk about no.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: No, let's skip it. But I just want to say.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: I think we could skip it because I didn't watch.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: I think that there wasn't a whole bunch in the middle.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: And now they're on a trip, and I think we'll
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: get some juice because the trip is going to be juicy.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: People have some good stuff on, lots.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Of emotions on a trip. Everyone cried, everyone love that.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: So I got deeper into like her past and her
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: things she's dealt with. I mean, I just love them.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Brinn cried multiple times.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: We learned a.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Lot, so you thought like this trip was like a
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: bonding experience for all of them.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Well bonding, but then you know, two seconds later, Brennan
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: Aaron make up, and then an hour later they're fighting
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: again at dinner, like they can't get through a dinner
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: without without I don't even know what was the argument about.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: Brinn.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: Brinn said something about her freezing her eggs, and she
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: said this was telling a story, and then Aaron was like,
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: I don't believe that, Like that is so extra, and
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Brinn was like, why would I make that up? Like
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: talking about whatever, And it was just a weird moment
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, you girls were all good in the
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: van being like, let's get drunk together and then you're fighting.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Oh it always it's badly when you start drinking because
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: then like all of the feelings that you just spoke
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: about out the freaking window and you're like, I'm tequila Katie.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: You know, he gets very intense once the alcohol starts flowing.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: Can I have to ask you a question, though, did
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: you see any of where they stayed? Because it was.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: So incredible And I want to know do you sometimes
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: see Bravo shows and you're like, damn, I mean, your
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: trips are amazing, But do you sometimes see the housewives
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: on shows and going on their trips and you're.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: Like, come on, can we get that? Because it was
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: beyond Did did you see where they stay?
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Chef like, I mean, it was their own private beach,
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: their own private beach, bungalow.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: It was beyond. Moving on, we went to San Francisco.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Which is really going downhill right. Oh, all I hear,
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: all I see is videos of just like homeless men
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: riding down garbage cans on the streets.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: By the way, resourceful, resourceful. Have you been to San Francisco?
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: It is hilly. As a guest, no for real. I
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: love San Francisco, by the way, gorgeous. It certainly was
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: not me sitting on a private beach. Okay, and that's
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: not even their finale. This is a trip mid season,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: my lord. Okay, I want to jump to our aches
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: and reliefs of the week. Easton. Would you like to
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: start us off?
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: I can start us off.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: What would you like to podcast? Though?
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: By the way, was so fun and hired and now
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: I'm awake?
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Is anybody else like alert? Now? I was sleeping and
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: I think the coffee fucking.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I like a sandwich.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: You'd like a sandwich, Yeah, let's go get one after
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: a good belly laugh.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I like a sandwich. Yeah, you know, all right, go
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: for it.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: T T all right, Let's start with the ache. My
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: ache of the week is going to well, I don't
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: have I don't have one, but I have one coming up.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: And this ach of the week is going to be
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: I'm going back to Salt Lake. I'm excited for that.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: But I'm preparing to get a home either sold or rented.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: So if you're in the Salt Lake area, you know,
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: we got a home for you.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I love it. So that's the ache.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: What's the relief? The relief is uh. I had friends
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: this weekend and we went to dinner. We went to Kuka,
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: We went to the Victorian's Way Fun so we had
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: some fun there. And then the next night we went
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: to Tom Tom, which was pretty pretty fun. Shot Tom Tom.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: I always enjoyed there has great food, No, they do.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: I actually really love their drinks too. They got good mocktails.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they turned one side into pump and then
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: the other side is Tom Tom.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I actually like the vibe of going back
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: and forth in it. I thought it was great. And
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: then after that we went to Barney's Beanery. Oh the
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: beanery beanery.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: I've never been. Still, I have to go with you.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I plan a RAMS game to watch at because.
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: We saw Barney.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: We saw Loun over there. People shout out Lune and Eli.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: So yeah, no, it was way fun. I went to
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: Barney's Beanery trying to get another bean, but didn't get
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: the beanery.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Trying to get another bean?
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: Does that mean vagina, Yeah, like a glitterist get another seed?
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: My god, I went to the beanery for a bean.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Why would you go there for? It's a bunch of
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: dudes watching these sports.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: There's so many hot girls at Barney's Beanery.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: Really, Oh yeah, are the hot dudes for me? I
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: was gonna say, for me and jess you're engaged. We
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: didn't even talk about it.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Now it's gonna be your problem.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: It happened so long, it feels like I have forever gone.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: I don't cut off, don't tell your relief. So we
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: just want Yeah, just the Barney's Beaner. That's I mean,
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: that's just the relief was my homies were in town
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: and we got to hang out, went to Barney's Beanery
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: in a couple of things. So it was fun. That
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: was my relief. But now I gotta go to this bullshit.
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: It's okay, but now let's get let's let's talk about you.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: Jessica flash your rock to all the people on YouTube.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: Damn oh she's Smarky.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: In the face. I got engaged. Mind.
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Thank you to my man. Uh seven years, he came through.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: He came through finally. No, I've said it on here before.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: We always like went back and forth with marriage and stuff.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: And then, like I think it was a year and
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: a half ago, we really just had the talk and
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: we were like and I said to him, you know
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: what if you proposed, I wouldn't say no.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, And it was really beautiful. I cried immediately.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: It was so sweet and lovely and personal and wonderful,
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: and I was so happy. And it was the day
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: after my sister's wedding. And my first thing I did
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: was I looked at her when he got down on
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: one knee because I thought for sure there would be
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: steam coming out of her ears. Yeah, And she was
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: so happy, she was beaming. And then I find out
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: they've been planning this for like three months.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Well, I think because you've told me before that he
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: was very into it just being the two of you,
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: and you wanted it to be a giant like you
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: wanted all of your family, and you're from a big family.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: It's not going to be a regular thing with your
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: entire family getting together exactly. I know for a fact,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: which obviously I just don't see Kyle being like, you
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: know what, I'm just gonna spring this on everybody, Yeah,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: like the day after her sisters. No, it's like, this
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: is the one time everyone's going to be together. It's
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: exactly what you wanted.
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: And I told him about this like five and a
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: half years ago when we talked about it. He was like,
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: if you were to get proposed, like, what would it
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: your ideal proposal? And I was like, my whole family,
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: my grandma. I have so many memories on my grandma's
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: back deck. I like the biggest things in my life
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: happened there. And he had said he was like, that
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: is so weird. Why would you want a proposal an
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: intimate thing done in front of everyone, And so from
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: then on I was like, Oh, he'd never do that.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: See, we thought it was we thought it was going
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: to be in Hawaii.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: I thought it was yeah, which like part of me
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: was like, Oh, that's weird because it's not really special
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: to us. We haven't been to Hawaii together, but it
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: could be cute. Lala's going to be there in her family.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: And then Joe, the guy we're saying with, is a
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: professional photographer.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: That makes sense.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Little random, but it was random, but like, I love
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: you so much. Yeah, but I would never expect Kyle
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: to be like front of Lalla and her family. I
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: know she wants it in front of her own family.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: But fuck that it was beautiful. I was really happy.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: That's obviously my relief of the week. And then my
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: ache is this is really shallow and weird. But when
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: I was home, I was in the water and once
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  Speaker 3: again gold my gold jewelry. I don't spend a ton
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: of money on gold jewelry, but I do spend money
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: on gold jewelry that promises to not tarnish.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: And once again it tarnished.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: And that's the third set of gold jewelry go in
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: the water with and it tarnishes. So if anyone has
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: good brands out there, okay, you can suggest and I
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: will try, because I'm now on brand number three and tarnishes.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: So we're looking for gold jewelry that's inexpensive that will
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: not tarnish. Yes, slide into.
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  Speaker 4: Share it with you or whoever share it. Yes, I
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: will make in relief law.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: All right. Mine's a little bit deeper than y'all. So
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: my ache of the week is finding out that Ashton
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Kutcher and me Lakunis wrote letters for leniency on Danny Masterson.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: I was appalled, disgusted these people talking. I'm sorry. Once
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: something goes into the court systems, there is an arrest made,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: there is an enough evidence that you have done something
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: wrong for these two people to write letters talking about
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: his behavior and he's a great guy. O fuck off,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: all right. Bad move, by the way, because the victim,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: her name is one of them, is Chrissy Bixler. She
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: did not take kindly to Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: writing these letters. So she decides to get on social
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: media and start blasting them. And you guys know, I
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: love this. I have fire in my soul talking about
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: it right now, out them all, lock them up, throw
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: away the fucking key. I have a daughter. It will
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: not be tolerated, it will be spoken about. I'm not afraid. Okay,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: So this is my ache. Is the letter of leniency
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: those letters sent in Okay. Now Mila and Ashton get
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: onto Instagram and they do an apology. Don't care. Miela
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: seems to be a little bit more like, I'm so sorry.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Ashton is shitty bricks. Okay, because this Chrissy Bixler has
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: gone on and there's now some things that are being
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: spoken about, right like a call being made from Ashton
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: to Danny on speakerphone while Chrissy's in the car. If
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: we all remember, there was a woman who was murdered.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Ashton Kutcher was brought into court and not question about that,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: but he was put on this stand because they were
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: supposed to have a date that night or something. Something's
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: not right there. And I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Right,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: people talking to me about controlling the weather, Okay, you're
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: a freaking weirdo. Things like this. Something is not right.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: I back Chrissy Bixler one hundred and ten percent. She
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: does follow me on Instagram. I did slide into her
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: d saying how freaking proud I am of her for
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: not being afraid. Victims deserve peace and these little fucks
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: that walk around thinking that they're not going to be
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: exposed someday. I want you to know your day is coming,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: all right. I want you to wake up every single
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: day knowing it may be today, and when you go
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: to bed at night, I think you should thank God
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: that you got through one more day because tomorrow maybe
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: the day.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Just know that My relief is that, even after the
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: letters of leniency, Danny Masterson was sentenced to thirty years
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: for rape. Let's give a round of applause to the
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: justice system coming through. What a beautiful day. Fuck you, Danny, And.
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: It always does it. It doesn't always come through we can
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: say that, right, it does, but it doesn't.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: But it did for this one. So let's celebrate wins
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: where we can, because not everybody gets this, and I
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: I wish that everybody did get this, But let's try
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: to keep a little bit of faith and hope in
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: the justice system because that was a huge win. And
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Chrissy Bixler said, wow, tonight after he you know, got
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: his sentencing for thirty years, said it was the first
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: night that I that I slept.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, I loved that.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: I know I have chills. So there's that. I hate
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: to end it on kind of a heavier note, but
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: that's what we do here. We're hitting all both ends
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: of the spectrum everything in between. I love you guys
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: so much. Jessica, congratulations on your engagement. Thank you Easton.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss you so much.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna miss you guys, but I'm back for
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: the next one. I come back on. Oh shit, what
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: well whatever?
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: You breaking news, breaking news, who knows. I want to
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: apologize for how much we cussed on this episode. We'll
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: try to do better next time.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Let us know if you liked it, but we can't.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: Promise, all right, I love you guys, Happy hump Day.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: We will catch you sleeping