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Beard Laws Podcast Episode 06 - Interview With Tik Tok Creator Rebel The Scum · Stay Outta My Fridge

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  Speaker 1: Beard Law number six. A beard does not have an
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  Speaker 1: off switch. It's constantly turning people on. What's up everybody,
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  Speaker 1: I'm at from Beard Laws podcast. This is episode six.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for coming back. You made it through the first five,
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  Speaker 1: hopefully on to six. I'm excited for this episode. I
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  Speaker 1: got a big interview coming up with a hilarious, very
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  Speaker 1: popular TikTok creator. Excited for that. Going to give a
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  Speaker 1: Hope you guys are ready. Grab a beer, grab a water,
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  Speaker 1: grab whatever it is, some wine, I don't care, grab
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  Speaker 1: something or if you're driving, you probably should skip all
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  Speaker 1: the alcohol. Just focus in to the episode. Let's get
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  Speaker 1: it going. Had the pleasure of speaking with Rebel the
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  Speaker 1: Scum from TikTok. What an amazing, hilarious dude. So let's
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  Speaker 1: get right into the interview. The man knowed the TikTok
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  Speaker 1: world is Rebel the Scum, the big, beautiful, mullet wearing
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  Speaker 1: man who has been given tips about eating pussy and
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  Speaker 1: sex advice from way back in the day. The man
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  Speaker 1: that has a camera in his fridge that he really
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  Speaker 1: talks to. A man that is all about the troops,
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  Speaker 1: A man who has influenced the TikTok community in such
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  Speaker 1: a positive, yes sexual kind of way. A man who
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  Speaker 1: really doesn't even need an introduction. But fuck it, here
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  Speaker 1: it is my man, Rebel the Scum. Everybody, I love it.
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  Speaker 2: I love it man.
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  Speaker 3: That was legit my real talk in the fridge man,
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  Speaker 3: I mean part is about the fridge thing.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody.
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  Speaker 3: I've noticed, like a lot of people on TikTok started
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  Speaker 3: picking that up and kind of doing their like like
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  Speaker 3: using their their truck or something like that with it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: back on Vine, when I did this on Vine, and
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't I didn't have near a big following on Vine.
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  Speaker 3: I think I had like eight thousand or something, and
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  Speaker 3: there was a guy that used to do it from
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  Speaker 3: like his pantry, Like he would open his pantry and
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  Speaker 3: come in there and like do something and then like
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  Speaker 3: walk back out, and then the regulators Bobby, Bobby, the
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  Speaker 3: regular white guy and the regulators.
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  Speaker 2: Me and him go back to Vine. Me and him
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  Speaker 2: been good friends. I've been out for North Carolina to
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  Speaker 2: hang out with him. You know. He's helped me through
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of shit and I've helped him.
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  Speaker 3: He did one with the pantry and I was like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: some dude used to do that. And I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do this in the fridge. And I did
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  Speaker 3: it one time and it kind of just kicked off.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody's like, why are you in the fridge. It's a
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  Speaker 3: fun way to do Yeah, it's a fun fucking way
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  Speaker 3: to deliver content, right, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And so I kind of went with it.
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  Speaker 3: And then I love seeing people kind of kick off
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  Speaker 3: with it, you know, And everybody's kind of doing their
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  Speaker 3: own thing with it now at the doors and whatnot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just talking to somebody the other day, I'm like, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Rebel was the first one that brought
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  Speaker 1: that shit to TikTok. It's spreading like herpes. It's it's
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  Speaker 1: pretty sweet to see that. But as you mentioned Vine,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you're you're kind of one of the ogs
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  Speaker 1: and this kind of game. What made you get into TikTok?
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, I had a friend of mine. We were hanging
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  Speaker 3: out one day and she was scrolling through.
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  Speaker 2: It and she was like, I was like, what the
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  Speaker 2: hell are you looking at? You know, She's like, it's TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of like Vine, but they do like lip
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  Speaker 2: sninking and stuff on it. You should do your you
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  Speaker 2: know your shit. You're stealing Vine on there. And I
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  Speaker 2: was like, okay, I'll check it out.
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  Speaker 3: So about this time last year, actually I downloaded it
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  Speaker 3: and didn't really do a lot on it. I kind
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  Speaker 3: of did some dus like everybody else does, and kind
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  Speaker 3: of got a feel for everything, and yeah, one day,
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  Speaker 3: I think it was like late January February this year,
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  Speaker 3: I kind of just went with it and started doing
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  Speaker 3: my comedy shit again. Slowly started gaining traction, and then
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  Speaker 3: I think March. I remember March tenth because I had
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  Speaker 3: done that announcement where I was like, you know, if
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  Speaker 3: I get to ten k by the end of March,
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell everybody why I don't have sex of dogs
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  Speaker 3: in the house anymore. Yeah, everybody really wanted to hear
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  Speaker 3: that story. And I've had to tell that story like
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  Speaker 3: seven times now. I hit ten k on March tenth
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  Speaker 3: and so I think now it's at like one hundred
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  Speaker 3: and sixty something and we're in you know, the beginning
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  Speaker 3: of October. Yeah, so it Yeah, it happened real quick,
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  Speaker 3: but I did. Man, I just got in it to
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  Speaker 3: do that. And like I just I love doing the comedy,
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  Speaker 3: man like I love and it's so funny to me.
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  Speaker 3: People will message me and be like our comment, Oh
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  Speaker 3: I use your audio. I hope that's okay, Like hell yeah, man,
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  Speaker 3: that's like this is four yeah, Like that's the whole
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  Speaker 3: point of me doing this, you know, is to give
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  Speaker 3: you all something to do, you know, because you know,
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  Speaker 3: there's some people that you know, create the content, and
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  Speaker 3: then there's other people that like just like doing the audios.
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  Speaker 3: They like doing you know, that kind of stuff, and
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  Speaker 3: I like, I like putting that kind of stuff on there.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, And is it still fun? You're still having a
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  Speaker 1: great time? Like is it still something you just fucking
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  Speaker 1: love doing.
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  Speaker 2: I yeah, man, entirely.
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  Speaker 3: I Like I was saying earlier, I it is something.
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  Speaker 2: I love to do.
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  Speaker 3: Comedy is something I'm really passionate about. It's about the
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  Speaker 3: only thing I've ever been really good at, and so
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  Speaker 3: I'm kind of getting into doing it a lot more
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  Speaker 3: things like that, like hell coming on doing this, and
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  Speaker 3: I've had I mean it's really weird. Like I'll be
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  Speaker 3: walking somewhere and I was leaving a concert a few
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  Speaker 3: months ago and some girl like chased me down and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, what's happening And.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, wait, are you the TikTok guy? And that
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  Speaker 2: was another girl from TikTok was there with me. She's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he is. And I was like, damn it, yeah, can
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  Speaker 2: I get a picture please?
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  Speaker 3: And that stuff's still kind of weird to me, that
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  Speaker 3: me telling jokes about eating ass and pussy is like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, everybody wants a picture with that guy?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Right, And it is cool, but it's also one of
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  Speaker 3: those things kind of like like with the Merchant and
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  Speaker 3: everything coming out, everybody was on my ass for so long.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you need to do merch, you need to
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  Speaker 2: do this, or you need to do this.
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  Speaker 3: I pay for this, and in my head, I'm like, bro,
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  Speaker 3: I just like I get bored and I say stupid
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  Speaker 3: shit for fun, you know, because I'm a little twisted
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  Speaker 3: in the head.
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  Speaker 2: And it's the.
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  Speaker 1: Stuff you'd say, is the stuff that actually you let
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  Speaker 1: come out of your brain if you're like like me, right,
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  Speaker 1: actually still in there, it is pretty fuck up right, right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's some things I'm like, you know, I shouldn't
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  Speaker 3: say that, Like, I'm gonna keep that one to myself.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let that simmer for a little bit and
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  Speaker 2: figure out a better way.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that one goes on the podcast and not the TikTok, right, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll get on a podcast and shit like that.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever I get around to doing that. But like a
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  Speaker 3: lot of it, Like, man, I got, you know, my
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  Speaker 3: notes on my phone. I'll like, I'll think of something
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, man, that'd be funny, but I don't
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  Speaker 3: know how it's funny yet, yea, And I'll write it down,
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  Speaker 3: like I'll save.
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  Speaker 2: A note and I'm like, eventually that's gonna be funny.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 3: I've had some some of the bits I've done where
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  Speaker 3: I've actually put like two or three things together. Like
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  Speaker 3: I'll look through my notes and I'm like, oh, I
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  Speaker 3: can tee you know, I can put this with this
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  Speaker 3: and make it into this. Yeah, And so I try
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  Speaker 3: to do it that way. But it is, man, It's
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  Speaker 3: it's fun and it's crazy. I truly just enjoy doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 3: I like, you know, doing my reshoots, trying to get
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  Speaker 3: those videos right in the fridge with my Varsity Blues video.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody knows someone that one to like forty seven times
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  Speaker 3: to get right, And.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people don't realize that there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of work that content creation is put into these. Even
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  Speaker 1: if it could be a fifteen thirty second video, it
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  Speaker 1: could take you an hour, it could take you to it,
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  Speaker 1: you know. But I mean there's a lot to it, right.
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  Speaker 2: And there is.
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  Speaker 3: And that's kind of like where I'm getting now, where
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  Speaker 3: like I said, people are like, oh god, I would
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  Speaker 3: pay for that, or I would do this, and like
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  Speaker 3: like I said, me putting out shirts and I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: y'all want to pay money for this, And it just
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  Speaker 3: blows my mind that people enjoy what I say and
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  Speaker 3: do so much that they want to pay me to
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  Speaker 3: keep doing it. I mean, like, you know, you're a
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  Speaker 3: blue collar fuck. You work the blue collar jobs your
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  Speaker 3: whole life, and you're like, ah, this is just life,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I gotta fucking do this. It's like it's okay,
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  Speaker 3: I guess.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm very poor to you out of you know,
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  Speaker 1: your content's great. Obviously, I'm a big fan. I've done
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  Speaker 1: your audios and I'm just glad that you haven't kind
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  Speaker 1: of got that TikTok Funk. It seems like everybody, whether
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  Speaker 1: they're very popular, everybody seems to go through that that
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  Speaker 1: weird little TikTok Funk because it's kind of a weird
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  Speaker 1: fucking place. There's a lot of weird shit that goes
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  Speaker 1: down in there. And you know what I mean, some
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  Speaker 1: of the people I know, I've had some like stalking
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  Speaker 1: type people.
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  Speaker 3: See people just I don't know, man, Like this is
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  Speaker 3: for fun, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Like this is where I where it's people. Everybody. You
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  Speaker 2: got the cringe pages.
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  Speaker 3: On Facebook and all this crap, and I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 3: this is literally most people know. It's cringe a fuck
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  Speaker 3: when you post something, when you post an audio or
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  Speaker 3: a stupid video, it's just to let loose, man, just
• 8:05
  Speaker 3: to let loose is to meet good people.
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  Speaker 2: Man, even from back on Vine.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I've got friends people I've known from Vine and
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  Speaker 3: that that ended twenty fourteen, that I've you know, I've
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  Speaker 3: talked to since then that I keep up with on
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  Speaker 3: a regular basis, you know. And it's it's good to
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  Speaker 3: meet people. It's good to meet different people, you know.
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  Speaker 3: It's a wonderful thing about the Internet is you can
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  Speaker 3: put your interests out there. So there's other people all
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  Speaker 3: over the place like oh yeah, fuck yeah, like I
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  Speaker 3: believe in that, or like, hell yeah I do that.
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  Speaker 2: And then you're like, oh, I'm not a fucking weirdo.
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  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, and you're meeting people with similar interests.
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  Speaker 1: And I've met some amazing people, you know what I
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  Speaker 1: mean yourself some probably at least twenty to forty just
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  Speaker 1: amazing people. That's probably low. And I've met some really
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  Speaker 1: shitty people. But it's easy to phase them out, just
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  Speaker 1: kind of with life, you know, right right, just.
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  Speaker 3: Like anything else, you know, you just you gotta phase
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  Speaker 3: them out, like you said, you gotta phase the bad
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  Speaker 3: ones out and keep the good ones around. And that's
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  Speaker 3: the beautiful thing about it, and it is it's a
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  Speaker 3: lot of fun I try to stay out of that funk.
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  Speaker 2: Been a little bit of a funk lately.
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  Speaker 3: You know, life's kind of creeping up on me right now,
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  Speaker 3: so I'm kind of preoccupied with a bunch of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, yeah, man, you know, bills and everything else,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm trying to just keep everything balanced as well
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  Speaker 3: as rebel to scum, pushing forward to where people clearly
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  Speaker 3: wanted to go, and accepting the fact that you know,
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  Speaker 3: getting paid to do this that you love to do
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  Speaker 3: that everybody loves is not a bad thing.
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  Speaker 2: You know, that was and it is, but.
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  Speaker 3: It was always part of me was always like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: I do this because I love it. Ye Like I
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  Speaker 3: do I really want to take money from people and
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  Speaker 3: you know, I'm helping them this or I'm doing this,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, do I really want to be that person?
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  Speaker 3: And then at the end of the day, it's like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I guess what I'm passionate about.
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  Speaker 2: It's what I love to do.
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  Speaker 3: It's it's it's it's effortless for me to just like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, go to somebody, but hey, you want to
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  Speaker 3: go out. Like I had a friend of mine one time,
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  Speaker 3: she was like, hey, it's my birthday party. I told
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  Speaker 3: my whole family or the life of the party, so
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  Speaker 3: you need to be here. And I was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: that's pressure, but sure, like yeah, let's go, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and get there.
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  Speaker 2: And it ended up being a great time.
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  Speaker 3: And it's just I'm trying to trying to get these
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  Speaker 3: things rolling so I can devote more time to doing
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  Speaker 3: more comedy, maybe get like a maybe get like an
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  Speaker 3: actual stand.
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  Speaker 2: Up skit going on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, things I've been considering, and so I'm trying to
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  Speaker 3: get those things in motion. Man.
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  Speaker 1: It's that old saying, what is it if you if
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: you do what your love? It's not work or whatever
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  Speaker 1: the hell it is, and.
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  Speaker 3: Right, right, and it is, and it's just man, and
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  Speaker 3: part of me's got this this. You know, I'm twenty
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  Speaker 3: nine years old, and I'm like, do I really want
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  Speaker 3: to be the guy that's twenty nine trying to face
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  Speaker 3: the comedy dream?
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 3: It's kind of like that guy that like thinks he's
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: still a rapper fifteen years later after high school.
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  Speaker 2: You know, and like, I don't want to be that guy.
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  Speaker 3: But then but then you realize that, like Ralphie May
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: didn't get his break, so he was thirty one exactly,
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  Speaker 3: And Ralfie May is somebody I greatly looked up to,
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  Speaker 3: and a lot of people have told me, even on
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: my tiktoks and audios videos everywhere else.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, oh my man, you remind me of Ralfie
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  Speaker 2: May and that that just like it.
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  Speaker 3: O man, that guy he's he was a big inspiration
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  Speaker 3: the kind of comedy I like to do, and just
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  Speaker 3: me in general.
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  Speaker 2: And he'd say shit, and I'm like, bro, yeah, exactly
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  Speaker 2: what I got.
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  Speaker 1: of TikTok?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, because of TikTok.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I've had any weird one yet because
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  Speaker 3: of TikTok Believe it or not. Yeah, I mean I
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  Speaker 3: get the you know, the random all the snapchat. Everybody
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  Speaker 3: knows my snapchat's very active. I've got sixteen seventeen hundred
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  Speaker 3: people on there, and it's it's it's a cluster fuck
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  Speaker 3: of shit. The weirdest one was actually our funniest one
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  Speaker 3: actually back on Vine was when I was with my
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  Speaker 3: ex wife we had just gotten together. She had a
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  Speaker 3: picture of me and her on her phone, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and she was at work and one of the guys
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  Speaker 3: came in and was like, lift at her phone. It
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  Speaker 3: was like, wait a minute, do you fucking rebel? She
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  Speaker 3: was like yes, kind of turned her phone upside down,
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  Speaker 3: and so I was.
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh, that's kind of cool.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's awesome.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, TikTok, hasn't.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I haven't had anything anything strange come up.
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  Speaker 3: I mean you get the I haven't had a stalker yet,
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  Speaker 3: which is kind of offensive.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, shit, I am I not cool enough for
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  Speaker 2: a stalker, Like.
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  Speaker 1: You're definitely stalker worthy of.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I think, man, I think to deserve
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: a fucking stucker.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: Just because we're saying that doesn't We're not inviting stalkers
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: into his life. We're just saying that it depends.
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: If you're a stalker that just wants to buy me
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: things and tell me I look good, then I welcome
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: it wholeheartedly, just.
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: Like with like several stockers in Yeah, yeah.
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: I'm down for that kind of stuff. I just don't
• 13:13
  Speaker 3: like still my underwear or nothing.
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, Like that's that's.
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: Weird and you don't want those anyway, you know, none
• 13:17
  Speaker 3: of that weird stuff. Don't come take locks of my hair,
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: just buy me things.
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: And I mean that's a whole different like that. I
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: had a girl tell me when she's like, man, times
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: are tough, and I found this website and like I
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: thought she was fucking with me. It turns out there
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: really is websites where dudes by like used women's underwear.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's a total market, bro.
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, guys are all into like getting used like gym panties,
• 13:39
  Speaker 3: like her spanks, and like getting them shipped to them
• 13:42
  Speaker 3: and sniffing them.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: I'm just working on I'm waiting on a.
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: Ridge dude to tell me he wants pictures on my feet.
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: I guess what that's my big.
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, how many you want to let go?
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, sure do man? You want what you want?
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: No pants on? Okay, man, that's cool, you know, hike
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: them up a little bit, whatever you need.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Earlier, you mentioned in the video for ten K, you know,
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: and you tell the story about the dog and stuff
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: like that. Do you think that's the moment she kind
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: of went viral? Do you remember the video?
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: I think that was when it started going viral.
• 14:13
  Speaker 3: I think that moment right around then was kind of
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: when the following started. I used to I started doing lives.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: I didn't do lives forever. That was actually my first
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: live was when I went live to tell that story
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: at ten K.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: So I did that and then we kind of spiraled
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: off just talking about anything and everything, you know, and
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: you know me, it's always gonna go sexual. It's always
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: gonna be like, what don't teacher girls pussy? You know,
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: because it's just how I am as a person, because
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: I need to know these things, like that's why your beard.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: Is so huge, because you know you you moisturize it
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: very well.
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: Facts, my man. Facts.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: And it was right around then and then I did
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: a live and like again, I was just hanging out.
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: Was what the fuck am I gonna do on a
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: live and just hanging out? And then somebody branded it.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: It was uh oh read old Farmstanians. He branded it church.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: He was like, man, it's the best church I've ever
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: been to. It kind of kicked off his church, and
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: then I started doing it every week, and then that
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: right around right around that time he has when it
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: started kicking off. And then of course the damn Texas
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: Roadhouse video. That one's still all over the place. That
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: was probably that's probably my biggest one. I'm pretty sure
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: I will get Texas Roadhouse means for the rest of
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: my life.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Oh probably. And uh and wasn't there wasn't there a
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: video of like your mom on a chair?
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah? That was actually that was actually bagging.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: Ye, that was one of the fine days.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was twenty thirteen.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: That was like the big one I had on Vine, man,
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: it was on Vine, Facebook, Instagram.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: I funny. That video was everywhere. You know.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: My mom fell over in the recliner and she's like
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: screaming for me to come help her, and apparently everybody
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: thought it was fucking hilarious. My mom was like, oh
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: good if we get if it gets big enough, I
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: can go on Ellen.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: I'm like, mom, Ellen, I talk to you recliner.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Hey, you know you never know you you get up there,
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: you keep getting this train going. Maybe Ellen makes the call.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know she doesn't. Ellen.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Look, my mom just really wants to meet you. Okay,
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: my mom just wants to say.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Hi, what got you drinking PBR? What's up with the PBR?
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: I like THEE and I knew this was gonna come up.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, I do this before I picked up it, before
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: I got on this call, I was like, I's gonna
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: ask why PBR? Actually, when I was oh God, batched
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: the days man, I was twenty one, twenty two of
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: them with a couple buddies of mine in an apartment
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: back you know those days where it's like, are we
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: keeping the water on or the electric on?
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Bro guys.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know, let's let's set this. We gotta
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: eat this romen somehow.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: And uh, the liquor store by our apartment had thirty
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: cases of PBR for like sixteen.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Ninety nine at the time.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Those were the days and.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Right, And this was back when because Oklahoma just recently
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: into last year, got up today liquor laws, so like
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: now you know, we can buy wine and shit like
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: that Walmart and seven to eleven and all.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: That stuff nice.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: Before then, you couldn't get six point beer anywhere but
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: a liquor store, and they couldn't serve a And.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: So I'd go get a thirty rack of PVR and it.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Was six point and it was, you know, sixteen ninety nine,
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: so we were drinking the shit out of it, and
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: it just kind of stuck ever since then. And plus,
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: you know, South Park did that episode like I'm white
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: trash and I'm in trouble and they all drink Yeah,
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: I'm glorious, and then somebody tried to tell me, like,
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: it's a hipster beer, and I'm like, no, it's white trash.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: White trash. But then it's turned hipster like all this
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: other yeah, turned hipsters, and then they jack the price.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, I mean it's still not bad man at
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: the bars.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: I go to one of these whole dive bars I
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: go to, it's still like two bucks a can. So
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: I mean when I go out to the bar, I'll
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: still drink the hell out of it.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: At least where we are, it's you know, seventeen ninety nine,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety thirty pack because of all the popularity. But
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: like you said, you go to dive bars. I go
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: to a lot of punk fires and it's like sixteen
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: outs PBRs two bucks.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that thing about it.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: It's really good when you can find the places with
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: the sixteen ounces for like two two fifteen, and you're like, oh, bro,
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna get fucked up tonight, like we're getting lit. Yeah,
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: that's honestly it. And a lot of people are like,
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: why man, that's really it dirt cheap. Whenever we were
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: drinking a lot, because that's all we did was party,
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: you know, so we started drinking a shitload of PBR
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: and it kind of just stuck. I was like, you
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: know what, this is actually pretty damn good beer.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a fan still.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know people like it suit just study you
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: got those beer snobs, which I'm like, you know what
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: beer is for my people?
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: It is for people that want to get really drunk
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: for cheap Okay, that's what beer is for.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, you want to be.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: An alcohol snob, go drink wine. Pay ten dollars for
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: a six pack of it. Okay, that defeats the purpose.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: All Right, I can get a I.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Can get a six pack of PDR Tall Boys for
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: four ninety nine.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's glorious to me.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Perfect right.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't beat it, man.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: You can't, just like a star packer can't beat it.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: That's right, man, you can't. You can try, we'll work.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: So I gotta ask, and you don't be a Becky?
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Where to come from? Was it? Was it something that
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: was always around? Was it something that kind of came
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: to a TikTok?
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Came to a TikTok? Literally, Becky was a random name.
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: It kind of just worked, kind of like that basic
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: name you can kind of go to. And I made
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: a video in regards to like, you know, why world
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: sex is important in a relationship.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: You know, most of us know that, and I was like,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: you know it kind of it shows your.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Partner you care about their pleasure, and YadA, YadA, and
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: and then I was like, but you always have that
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: one girl that's like, I don't suck dick, it's gross.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: And I was like, well, you're a selfish, fucking bitch, Becky.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: And then somebody in the comments was like, yeah, don't
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: be a Becky. And then it kind of spiraled off
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: from there, and now it's basically just anybody who's really
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: lame in bed, they're just referred to as a becky.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I started telling people I've shown some some buddies that
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: I work with in this. They're all, of course, you
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: get those people like dude, you're on TikTok. That's for
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: fucking kids. My daughter's on it, my daughter's friends on it.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, they're probably gonna fucking see me, and
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: they're gonna see some of my friends. They're not gonna
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: like it.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: The funny part is is it even says like if
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: you're under eighteen, you need parental consent to be on
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: this app, So it's.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Not an app for kids.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: That's what I send it on there. So my bun
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Buddy was like, yeah, she's on there and this and that,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: and I think I forget how old she is. She's
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: under sixteen. And I was like, cool, So you signed
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: off on it, you went through there. What's next, You're
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: gonna have your your let your kids start watching porn
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: and shit and be okay with it.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: Basically, that's what it comes down to is it's not
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: a matter of oh, this is a kid's app, but
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: it's not a matter of it's a matter of your
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: a lazy fucking parent and you don't want to screen
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: what the fuck your kid does.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Well, this shouldn't be on there.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Why adults can't have a creative outlet too, Like we
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: can't do comedy and we can't do I mean, it's
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: like back on Vine and this comes back to me
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: kind of you know, wanting to do this, you know,
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: trying to get to where I'm doing comedy for real,
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: and this is what I'm trying to do. This is
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: where people do this shit now. Luke Combs came off
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: of Vine. Yea Luke Combs is where he is today
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: because he was doing six second covers of country music
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: on Vine Yeah all the time, and everybody loved him.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: Charlie Classic. Everybody knows Charlie Classic. Okay, he's the king
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: of the scumbag is Okay, everybody knows Charlie Classic, Chelsea
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Lynn and the trailer Trash Tammy. All that shit came
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: from Vine King Batch all. There's a bunch of people
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: that all grew up from these kind of apps. But
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: social media, like it or not, is where people get
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: discovered nowadays.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Exactly you aren't and you have so many more eyes
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: on it. You have, you have a right. You have
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: a worldwide crowd instead of you know, a small market
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: at a at just your local bar and comedy nights.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Right Like, I'm trying to get discovered on the app
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: that has fucking post Malone and Snoop Dogg And now
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: you know what, Bob Saggett's.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: On there too. Okay, So you know the ship's legit.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: You you don't hear anybody's ship.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't hear anybody's ship. But how it's for kids.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: It's not for kids. It is for adults. But if
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: you were gonna allow your kids to be on the Internet,
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: you gotta understand they're going to see some ship. You
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: may I want them to see, so you know, maybe
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: don't let them on things that might have that.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: You know, you're all about the troops. Everybody loves you.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Very I try to be man, I you know, I
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: try to. I got a lot of friends military, you know.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like you have to be
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: you know, I don't. I don't have to agree with
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: the government to support the troops, you know.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: What I mean, exactly the same mentality. So I noticed
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: in you have a little something that is going on
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: in snapchat for the troops, and ship that something you
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: want to talk about, something like a little hit the gym.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: You don't want to release.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: No, I'm all about releasing it. I love it, man.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: I do uh every Sunday on my Snapchat, I do
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: nudes for VET and yeah, and the way it works is, uh.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: I forget how it came about. I think I just
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: randomly picked them.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: You know. Some guy was like.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: Down to the dumbs, like, man, I need some titties
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: in my inbox, and I was like, hey, dude's a
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: VET blah blah blah.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: And it kind of kicked off.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: And now every Sunday like I have whoever's on there
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: hit me up, you know, and if you everybody wants
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: to take part. Rebel Scum four oh five R E
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: B E L S C U M four zero five
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: is my snapchat. Add me on there and every Sunday,
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: you know, I'll announce it or somebody. Usually at this
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: point they just hit me up. Hey, man, can I
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: get on news for vets like sure? Can post a picture,
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: post a picture in uniform, typically ask them how long
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: they've been in all that good stuff. And I just
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: posted and I've heard, and then I kind of let
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: the girls on my snapchat and you know, they can decide,
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: hey if I want to show them my tits or
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: whatever else they want to show them.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: I don't, you know, I don't not out of control
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: of that.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: I just you know, I just plant the seed, Okay,
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: But I love it, man, it's it's it kind of
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: started as like a joke, but it turned out pretty good.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: I actually just started and I actually forgot to do
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: it this week because it's still new. I started nudes
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: for first responders now too. Hell so, uh on Wednesdays,
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: I got my you know, uh m sogn firefighter and
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: police and everything like that.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: And I've even got girls trying to get dick picks.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Now, they're like, do we have a dick pic day
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: where like you post this when we get dick pics.
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I guess I thought y'all didn't like that shit,
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: but sure can I'll do it.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: But the first motherfucker that sends me one, Yeah.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: So I guess dick pics for Danes is coming up soon.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know what we're gonna do.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: You know, that's not a bad thing. If you guys
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: are military, if you guys are anything, hit them up
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: with the snapchat one more time.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Rebel scum four O five R E V E L
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: S c U M for zero.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Five fucking awesome. Hit them up, guys, and again, thank
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: you for your service. Hopefully we'll get some nudes and
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: whatever else you guys want for us.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's like, be kind of When I said
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: that's kind of how it just started. I was like,
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: you know what, who doesn't want to see titties? Okay,
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: And you know what, like it or not, they may
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: not always want to believe it. Sometimes girls like knowing
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: you appreciate pictures of their titties. So hey, I'm gonna
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: show this guy pictures of my titties.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: It's a win win.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: Really, it really is. Man, titties and titties and freedom.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, you can't beat it. Nothing. Nothing says freedom
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: like goods.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: You aren't kidding. Talk about how you got the merch
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: You got the line going, it's starting, it's going to expand,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: and where can people go and buy the merch.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Ooh wait, man, it's a really long ur l. Let
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: me find it real quick because it is not short.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, you don't have to.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: What we'll do if you want to send that to me,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: send it to me a snapchat or whatever, and I
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: will I'll post, Guys, I'll post the link on beard
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: laws dot com slash podcast. So if you go to
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: that page, I do a recap of every episode, links,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: news sources and everything. I'm going to put the link
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: to his merchandise rate on my website.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: So so yeah, yeah.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: It's I Actually, when it came to doing the merch thing,
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to be that guy that was selling
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: shirts for twenty five thirty bucks apiece because I'm like, man,
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: I'm not trying to be rich.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's not my goal.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: I'm honestly just let me live comfortably, Okay, let me
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: have beer in the fridge and play video.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Games when I want to get what I tell Yeah,
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: that's it.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: And I and and so I looked really hard because
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: you've got t spring and all these sites where like
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: you can sell them, you know, your your emblem or
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: your idea.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Basically they give you a cut.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: But from my understanding, you lose your creative whatever what
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: anything you create basically selling it to them. So it's
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: theirs now. I don't want to go that route. I
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: also didn't want to go the route of twenty five
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: thirty dollars shirts.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: I'm like, man, I'm not. I don't. I'm not that guy. Like,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna expect people to come pay, Like that's
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: a lot of money.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: We're poor, okay.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: And so my shirts are actually fifteen bucks each. I
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: think bigger sizes, like anything over at two X is
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: like eighteen, seventeen or eight.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: It's always gonna go up a couple of bucks.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I've only got three out right now, kind
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: of starting. I got a guy here I met actually
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: a good buddy of mine.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: He's been on eight master.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: He's my tattoo artist and a friend of mine for
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: going on ten years now. Frank Ready, I'm here in
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Oklahoma City. I was talking to him about all this
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: stuff going on into my comedy and I'm trying to
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: do it and he's like, fuck, yeah, dude, do this shit.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: And I was, He's like, here, you know what I
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: got My merge guy, like, I'll hook you up with him.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: He's the one does all my stuff. And so I literally, bro,
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: this is like what he does for a living. Like
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: this is like his little his hustle.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and all I do.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Is like put this, this and this on there. He
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: sets it all up. I don't got a touch enough.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: I literally just give him ideas and then he cuts
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: me a check, you know, after so many shirts get
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: sold or whatever it is, and I got him. I
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: got them at a good price, which is really what
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: I wanted. I had a buddy just order one, the
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: one of the fifteen dollars one that he said it
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: was under twenty bucks.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Was shipping and everything, it was like nineteen something.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Perfect.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: It's a good shipping down to Texas. So that's why
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: I loved it, man. Yeah, And that's what I wanted.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Man. I was like, man, I'm not about to be
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: I see these people on TikTok.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: They're like thirty dollars shirts with their face on it,
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, man, come.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: On now, fuck that. Well, it's because it's because they
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: did it the shitty half ass away, so they have
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: to go through and it's gonna cost him twenty four bucks.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: They're gonna make like three bucks off a deal, you
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Right, And I'm I'm actually making a pretty good cut
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: off of these the way he does it, because like
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: I said, he does it all himself.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: And so I was like, yeah, it sounds like he
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: does it the same exact way with me. I set
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: up you know what I mean through Beard Laws, it's
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: the same Moller concept. I don't touch anything. It's dropped, shipping, done,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: da cost or low. That's why most my shirts are fifteen,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: two sided twenty. It's it's when.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah and it works out.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: And like I didn't, like, I'm not down with let's
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: release something that you know, I don't need fifteen bucks
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: a shirt.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: I don't need ten bucks a shirt, you know what
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Like I do this for like for the for y'all,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: you know, for people that enjoy my content and people
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: that enjoy what I do however many there is.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: I think most people lie to me, but and that's
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: why I do it.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: And so I was like, you know what, all right, cool,
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do some merch. I'm gonna put some shirts out.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: So obviously, you know, we got to don't be a becky.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: That one I felt like had to happen.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Fucking we got the here for It.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't even know where I originally heard
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: here for it. I kind of just said it into
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: the videos one time, and now it's it's fucking everywhere.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Everybody's like, yeah, I'm fucking here for it, and I'm like, well, cool,
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: we're all here for it now.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: And I got the chip Life the hashtag chip Life
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: because that was another joke I did about being a
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: side piece, like you know, like I'm not your sandwich,
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: but I'll be your chips kind of thing, you know,
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: And people love that one too.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: So I was like, well, I guess I've got to
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: do that one.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: And you know you need to, you know, you need
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: like some kind of church one now right.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, that's gonna I gotta get back doing church. Man.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: I haven't done church in like a month and a half.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: I kind of, like I said, I got preoccupied with life.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: I've been kind of getting myself back in the swing.
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: So I'm definitely gonna get back to doing church here
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: soon because I love doing it, man, I really do.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: It's just an excuse for me to go talk to
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: people and and you know, drink some beer and smoke
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: some cigarettes and just kind of talk about eating ass
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: and pussy or just life in general.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think that people enjoy it is
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: good therapy.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: I've had people message me like, bro, you got me
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: crying last night, Like, man, I wasn't supposed.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: To be that serious.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: But what I love about it is is that it
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: does go from we'll start talking about like fucking and
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: eating ass or eating pussy.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: You're like, what do I do if this guy won't
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: do this? You leave? That's what you do, honey, don't
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: put up with that shit.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: And then we'll go into like, you know, some like
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: wholehearted shit, you know, like where you're actually talking about,
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: you know, self appreciation and things like that.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: And I feel like.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: One thing I enjoy about when I do whenever I
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: do my lives and whatever we do what we call church,
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: and I'll have one hundred and fifty two hundred people
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: in there sometimes.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: And one thing I.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Love about comedy in general is it kind of brings
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: people together, people that like may not come together on
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: you know, other things.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: And it's just kind of funny to me how you'll
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: be in there.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: We're all talking about the same shit, Like we're all
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: talking about like hell yeah, you know, yeah, sometimes you
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: gotta do that, or sometimes you gotta do this, or
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: eat that pussy good. You know, Like we're all in
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: there just agreeing with shit. Nobody's worried about what they
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: don't agree with. Nobody's worried about politics, nobody. And that's
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: why I try to keep my political leanings out of
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: my comedy because I'm I'm a very sent like, I'm kind,
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: I'm a libertarian. So I'm just like, fuck both of you, freedom,
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: leave me alone. Okay, That's pretty much how I feel. Yeah,
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: And so but I try to keep but out of
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: it because I don't want anything to, you know, go
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: that political route, like the old barrule.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: You don't talk politics, you don't talk religion at the bar, right.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's you just you leave it alone, you know.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: And I try to keep it that way. And and
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: but I love.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Seeing, you know, the people come together, people that you may.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Notice and may not agree with a bunch of different things.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: You're like, these people probably wouldn't get along if they
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: weren't sitting in here.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Everybody's congregating at the at church. And it still kills
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: me that we call at church. I was like, we're
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: really calling this church. Read was like, yeah, we're calling
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: it church.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I fucking I love that. I have a good time
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: as everybody else. And like you said, it's it's a great, positive, perverted,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: awesome time. There's no other way to explain it. Get on.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: It's really not it's it's literally we'll go from you know,
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: some self love. We've had some we've had some some
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: churches where we get deep, like we talk about some
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: real ship and we'll have people in there just getting
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: in their feelings. And then we have ones where it's
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: literally us just talking nasty shit the hole for like
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: two hours, you know.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: And and that's what I love about it, man, And that's.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm That's what I like to do, man,
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: that's what I'm trying to do. And it's kind of
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: it's funny people always ask me like, well, where do
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: you come up with this?
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: Ship? Like, where do you come up with this?
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, man, literally most of the shit I
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: say is something everybody else has thought before.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: But they're like, well, I don't want to say that
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: out loud, you know, And I'm like, I'm.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Just like fuck that, I'm gonna say it out loud, okay.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Like uh, I had the joke one time while I
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: was talking about like, you know, when you get with
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: that girl, you think you're gonna put it down and
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: she breaks you off in like forty eight seconds, and
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: you kind of just sit there and like, well, shit,
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: like that's happened to all of us, but like, guys
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: don't want to admit that shit out loud.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: That's you know, some girl made us come in forty
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: eight seconds. But it happens, it does.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: It happened, but nobody, nobody wants to come out and
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: say it. So when you know, I'll be that guy.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: I'll come out and then everybody's like, yeah.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: That happens.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like and then you're laughing about it because you
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: realize it's happened to a bunch of people, and you're
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: not you know, you're not too pumped jump over here
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: like it happens.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you know that shit happens, bro, Yeah, that's all it.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Is, man, You know, sometimes it's just that good. But
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: you gotta tell her your puss is good.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Lene won Oh god, you just uh, I don't want
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: you to a coume minutes, we'll recover and.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: We'll give me thirty. It's a power. Yeah. So on TikTok.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: You know, I do the beard laws, but I also
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: do the would you rather questions of the day ship
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: like that. So on TikTok, you don't always have to
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: answer nobody else, but now that you're in the podcast,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I get to ask you them. I'm up with an answer.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Oh goodie, all right, So the first One'm gonna ask you,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: would you rather fuck a goat? And nobody knows? Or
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: not fuck a goat? But everyone thinks you fucked that goat.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: I'd rather not fuck a goat and everybody think I
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: fucked the goat. Funny story, Okay, listen, once upon a time, listen,
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: don't ask me.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Okay, everybody, where do you come up with? This is
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: my life? Okay? One went back in high school, I
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: got and uh blow up doll.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: That was a sheet as a as a gag gift
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: one time. Funny you asked me that question.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: That was a gag gift one time, and you know,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: we all we blew it up. Obviously. It had like
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: a little sheet pussy in the back. You just pus
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: some lube.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: In that month, I was like, people would fuck this
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: like and it's clear it was literally just a gag game.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: That's the whole point of it. And we were all
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: partying one night and we got drunk, burnt cigarette Mark's
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: in it or something. Then the sheep pop and so
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: my buddy likes to go around telling people that it
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: popped because I was fucking it. So I like to
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: tell everybody that I was fucking the blow up doll sheet.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, no, that's not what happened.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: That's not But you're never how you're going to convince
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: them at that point.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like, fucking all right, I fucked the sheep
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: whatever platable.
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: Sheep, I'm the sheep fucker fuck Yeah.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, he's like.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: He fucked the sheep one time, Like, no, I didn't.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: First of all, it was inflatable, and second of all,
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: NOI did not.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, I mean I'm with you there. I'm uh, I
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: can't live with myself knowing that I fucked a goat,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: even if everybody wants to think that.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: That's basically it.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, like think about like all the things people
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: have thought you did that you didn't do, and you
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: kind of just live with it.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: It's it's like, do I really like I'd rather do
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: that than like develop a huge drinking problem because I
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: fucked a goat exactly because I feel like that's the
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: only way that go.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: And part of it's gonna be like every time you
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: go to fucking check, you're gonna be like, oh, my
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: dick was in that goat. You know, No, dude, you.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Know Halloween's coming up. You see pictures of bofflemet and
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: pop Wood. You know, it's just not good. It's not
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: like nobody needs.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: All.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Right, here's another fucked up one for you. Would you
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: rather sit down with your parents and watch every sexual
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: encounter that you've had or watched your parents sex tape
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: of the night, day or afternoon that you were conceived?
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Both? My parents can't just pick like, both of them
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: have to be there.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to just pick one, I guess.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I mean I watched them all with my dad.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: I'm not worried about my dad knowing how many asses
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: I've eaten.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: My mom does not need to know that.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's true. That's true. I mean the dad's
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: eventually gonna fist pump and be like, yeah, I'm going
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: to watch this for many hours, right, watch them all.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: But it's gotta be it's got to be so much
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: better than watching the night you were conceived one time.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to watch that because I'm sure
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: they were both just drunk, so like you know, and
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: it was it was the eighties. He's like, I don't
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: want to see the hair, and it's just it's gonna
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: be a bad time.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, I want to watch.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well we'll let that one go. On that note,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: speaking of your dad, here's a fucked up would you rather?
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Would you rather walk in and see your dad having
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: sex with a dog or a dog having sex with
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: your dad?
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: I guess, if I had to pick, I'd rather walk
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: in and see my dad having sex with a dog.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: At least you know he's a dominant animal, right.
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, at least you know at least you're not
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: the bitch. You know, at least you're the one putting
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: it down.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: I feel like if you're putting in that much work
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: to get fucked in your ass, then you know that's
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: that's some secret shit, and I really don't want to
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: go through that with you. It'd be much easier to
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: just get on a dating app or something.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Dad, at this point, come here, let me show
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: you what tender is.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: Look, you can just put interested in men and no
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: puck you in the ass for you. You don't got
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: to put butterole. You don't got to put peanut butter
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: on your buttthole to get the dog.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Would you rather shit your pants every time you orgasm
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: or get a boner every time you see a dude?
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: W Yeah, that's a tough one.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to go with boner every time I
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: see it, dude, because I mean, but it's like always
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: chicks around, you know, so it's.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Like I'm looking to hurt. You know. You can play
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: that off, like you can? You can you make that slide? Yeah?
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: What if you're at home watching a football game and
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: you're just hired the entire game, that's.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Fine, you know, between quarters, like ship like it happens.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: You know, if you.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Tell me you've ever jerked off in the middle of
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: a football game, you're lying.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna admit that I have.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah, sometimes you're Sometimes when you're up
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: twenty one fucking nothing in the second in the first half,
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: you're kind of like, you know what, it's just fucking great,
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: you know, and.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: You just go, you just go aggressively rub it out. Yeah,
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: you don't even open up pornhub.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: You open up porn hub and you're done before you know, well, ship, No,
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: I didn't need that.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: This question is going to transition very nice into into
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: what's the weirdest thing you've ever masturbated to?
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, listen before listen listen. Porn Hub is a very
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: dark and strange place.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Truth sometimes and this is remember if I'm masturbated to,
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I probably did because you know, when I want to come,
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: I want to come. I really don't care what I'm
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: looking at it at a certain point.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, weird mood. Sometimes it's when it happened.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: It's a thing like I just need like four seconds
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: of titties bouncing.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: That's all I need. At this point, I.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: Was looking it's not a secret. I like midget porn. Okay,
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: I want to fuck a midget, not a secret. If
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: you're a midget, let's go. My girlfriend says she's down.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, remember the ladies.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, girl, midget's okay. That's all I'm saying. My
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: girlfriend says she's down, she's been made away. Listen, if
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: a midget wants to fuck us, you gotta be down.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying. I've been waiting my whole life
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: to have a two and a half way, and I'm
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: not gonna miss it. Okay, you know it's going through
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: the old the old nick and midget section.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: And uh, this guy, I don't really know.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: He had like a tie on, and he was smoking
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: a cigar the whole time and like putting a cigar
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: in her snatch and like pulling it out and putting
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: it back in his mouth. And I was just like,
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: I don't understand. And then I came, you know, so
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: I didn't really spend too much time on it. I've
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: watched it three more times since then because I'm just
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: interesting was going on here.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: But it was definitely it was one of those where
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: you're like, how did I even get to this, Like,
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: how did I even get here? Yeah?
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Like what did I click on? You know what link
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: did I click on? That brought me to cigars in Vagina?
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Not signing up for this?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: What a wonderful world though, right, I'm.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Fucking telling you man. Okay, it's different now like every
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: like like we were talking earlier about you know, kids
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: being on these apps, and like there's no you know,
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: there's no innocence with kids anymore.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Like when we were kids, Like if I.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Wanted to see titties, I had to go find somebody's
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: playboys somewhere, okay, and they were usually from like the
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: seventies or the eighties, okay, and it was like, you know,
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: the late or early nineties, and I was like, ah.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, they're just titties. Great.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Now you can just ask Siri what the fuck a
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: tongue punch is, and it's.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Gonna show you.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: You know, it's gonna pull it up Google search that shit, Siri,
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: what's an orgasm? Here you go and then you know
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: everything and it's it's just a guy sticking a cigar.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: And I mid, that's awesome that I guess, Yeah, that's
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: what we're calling it.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Still get sing and people like, oh my god, I'm like,
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: I'm just.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: A guy, like, I'm so sorry, but I I do man,
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: I do appreciate it, man, and I appreciate you helping out,
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: appreciate you having me on, and hopefully, hopefully, you know,
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: we can kick this thing off in the direction I
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: wanted to go, and I can just you know, you know,
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: write stupid jokes down for a living.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: It'd be great.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: We're gonna make it happen. Man, thank you so much
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: for your time.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Fucking love you, brother, man, for sure, love you too.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: All right, go man, what an electric interview that was.
• 39:37
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• 40:10
  Speaker 1: time with sports with Logan.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: What's up? Man?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: A good go and welcome back to the podcast. Thanks
• 40:16
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• 40:18
  Speaker 1: listen to all episode of five. We had a little
• 40:20
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• 40:28
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• 40:30
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• 40:31
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• 40:31
  Speaker 1: It's exciting news Logan at beard laws dot com. It's official,
• 40:35
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• 40:36
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• 40:38
  Speaker 5: I'm excited about that. I hope I get some weird,
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: cool messages. I cannot promise I will respond in a
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: timely manner, considering the fact that I have trouble peeing
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: and taking silhouette pictures while working a phone.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: So yeah, it was quite the process to get him
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: to have the email put the email on the phone,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: but we did it. Fucking teamwork. A podcast High fiveam
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: so Baseball where alcs nlcs are official. Now that the
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Astros and Garrett Cole pitch an absolute fucking gym, tied Una,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: tied Mike Mussina for the second most k's and back
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: to back starts in the postseason games with twenty five.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and set a major league record with what is it?
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: I believe eleven straight with ten plus?
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: With ten plus? Is it eleven or twelve? Yeah, that's crazy.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Ten plus strikeouts in that many games. That's a think
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: about that. That's beyond what we would know is Verlander
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: or Sureser. That goes beyond Nolan Ryan.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's unreal.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Those guys like that's that's insane.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: And imagine if him and a couple of these guys
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: that are on Tampa Bay we're still in a Pirates uniform. Hey,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: that'd be fucking cool.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: But details, but details.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: Think about that going into a including two postseason games,
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: you're dealing with a postseason roster that's amped up and
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: ready to hit like a very very very darn good
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: raised team.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah that can hit. They're playing hot, but man,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: he shut him down twice and now he's got the
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Yankees who are no joke, no joe.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: And you know I'm I'm saddened for the Rays.
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: Good team, great, great team last year that they didn't
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: make the playoffs, win ninety wins.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: This year they had I believe what ninety six ninety
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: ninety six.
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: And they made the playoffs and made a good run,
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: run into a buzz s not like that. But in
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: my standpoint, if you really don't like the Yankees, like I, don't,
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: go ahead, people.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Send your mail at slogan at beard loot dot com.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: If if I want the Yankees to lose, then I
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: need the Astros to win. On that one, I think
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: not saying the Rays can't, because the Rays clearly can
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: beat the Yankees.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: They might actually single hit him to death.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: But the power team is the one that needs to
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: go up against the Yankee team. Right now, that's that's
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: playing pretty pretty good. The pitching isn't as nearly as
• 42:51
  Speaker 5: bad as it was two months ago.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I hope really. But then again, they played the Twins.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Not that the Twins are a terrible team, but let's
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: be honest, they're probably the worst team in the playoffs.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah, if you ask the Twins who their daddy is,
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: they're just gonna see a reference paper on Martinez.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's all so Alcs. Who do you see
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: coming out of there? Going in the.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: World Series six games? Astros?
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that. That's what I'm hoping.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: Anyways, having one with the Yankees having one major blowout
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: where they'd beat the Astros probably by eight runs.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna say Yankees come out win Game one,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Astros won a couple Yankees win one. Stros fins from off,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: hopefully in New York. Because I hate that goddamn song.
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: Right right.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: I love this, I love I love Sinatra, and I
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: love New York, New York. I just hate it when
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: it's tied to the pin.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Stripes exactly, and I'll see, Yes, what do you got?
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: That's you know?
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: I'm my grandfather was a big Cardinals man. At My
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: second team other than the Jays is the Cardinals. Not
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: because I'm front running, but because my grandfather.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: No, because you have a thing for birds.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: I got a thing for.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: Birds, apparently, I've always liked the Cardinals and YACHTI Moline is.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: This is my favorite, my favorite. If I had to pick,
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: if I was ten, if I had to pick a
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: favorite player.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Right now, it would be YACHTI Molina and has been for
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: quite a while, at least a guy not named Jose.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: So I gotta go with the Cards.
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: I think it's gonna be very tough to get past
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: the Nationals. The Nationals big test was to win the
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: first series, and they won the first series over the
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: best team in the National League, over the Dodgers.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: They're gonna be flying pretty high.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the Cardinals come back.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Versus Braves pretty good.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: I don't know if they're pitching, because they won't start
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: with Flairty No, and the Dodgers can start with probably
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: Reu Cardinals with wing right, and he may or may
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: not be really good wing right. I'm gonna say I
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: want the Cardinals to win. If the Cardinals win, it's
• 44:44
  Speaker 5: gonna be in seven, but the Nationals will probably win
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: in five.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: See, I want the Nationals to win, but I have
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: to go. I gotta. I think the Cards are a
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: better team right here. It's just it's one of those
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: weird things.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: National League.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: One two team gone al one two team in it.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: No, if the Cardinals put it this way, if the
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: Cardinals play what they call the Cardinal way, which is
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: much better defense, than they've been playing, or like, if
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: they play a little bit more small ball and a
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: little bit more what baseball peeris would think of as
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: the Cardinal Way baseball, then they can beat the Nationals
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: for sure.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah they put thirteen runs, they'll beat anybody.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: But yeah, that helps.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: And the one thing the Nationals did do is use
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: up a ton of pitching in this series, so you're
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: gonna have a little bit of a layover off that.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, go Cards man, That's what I'm.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Saying, Go Cards, Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'd love to
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: see an astros Washington. The good thing is it's pretty
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: much all East Coast, so we don't have to worry
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: about late World Series games.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: I'll get through that later.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: As I listened to MLB network a lot cheap plug
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: but on the radio, well that's what I do.
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: They made a point today.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: I can't remember who said it, and I apologize for
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: not trying to steal.
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: It but not referencing.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: Someone asked if maybe Dave Roberts pitched Kershaw because the
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: upper management tells him to or whatever. I feel bad
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: for the managers who have to deal with that analytic
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: type in a game situation. I understand preparedness, and you know,
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: going into a series saying, Okay, we're playing Baltimore or
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: we're playing even the Rays are a good team.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Like, there's analytics to it.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: There.
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: It is what it is, right, there's there's no getting
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: around it. But if if let's say someone like Dave
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: Roberts or any manager is making a call in the
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: seventh inning or beyond of any game, especially if you're
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: if you're a team that's contending, you know, but like
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: going to the playoffs, come to fifth inning, those analytics
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: can suck it, like you cannot go with well, he
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: faces right handed batters with an open stance on Tuesdays
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: after six o'clock.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: Their Bapit is what shut up?
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: You know what.
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: A good manager knows a hot hand, he knows his team.
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: A good manager knows the opposition just by looking at him,
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: you know. Like I worry that, like they've they've made
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: a lot of points about not not just Kershaw, and
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: I feel awful for Kershaw because he's great, but he's
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: like Maddix, not great in the postseas.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: But like you'd hate to think that a manager.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: Is forced to stick with the game plan just because
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: that's the game plan, and it's set set in stone.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: Now going back, of course, you think the upper management, well,
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: you could have changed that, but you know, I think
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: deep down that they couldn't have that. They if they
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: changed it and things went wrong, then they'd say you
• 47:19
  Speaker 5: should have stuck with their plans.
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: Then he's fired.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: It's it's it's like it's like a like a micromanaging
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: from the top upper echelons of the general manager and
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: owner and the analytic team. But the moment the analytic
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: team becomes more important on the field, I think you're
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: gonna lose.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: You're gonna lose a lot of baseball, a lot of
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: good baseball and good baseball fans and players.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: And a lot of those teams that base it off
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: the analytics. They get there, but they never get over
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: that hump. And it's it's crazy, like you are the
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: number one team in the National League. You got to
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: that spot by playing the way you play. You need
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: your bullpen, you need your relievers, guys that have beten
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: there all year, that have battled for you. They bust
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: their ass all off season, during the season, and then
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: you go with that stupid ship where let's throw Kershaw
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: on right, always do what they do.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: You can't tell me in a game like that, you
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: have only you only have two relievers out of the
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: probably twelve or thirteen they have on the roster. You
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: only have two relievers that you're gonna use in a
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: deciding game. Five yea Kershaw and then Joe Kelly. Kelly's
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: can be really good, can be really bad, but there
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: is definitely something to be said for someone who for
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: a reliever who either finishes out in ing or sits
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: an inning while your team bats and then goes back out.
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: Relievers aren't built like that anymore. No, they're like a
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: I guess you'd say, like a cage bowl in a rodeo.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: You send them out once, you don't send them back
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: out again until you tie his balls up.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: Again, Like exactly, you can't.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: You can't let them just run around and hang out
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: with the clowns and then like expect them just to
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: start jumping again. There Like, yeah, if you're gonna send
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: out Kershaw, grab his balls first, piss him off, grab
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: like Joe Kelly. Joe Kelly can be really good in
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: in quick spirts, but you go from Joe Kelly to
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: Kenley Jansen in.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: That tenth come on, yeah, get but they you have
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: other options in the in your bullpen. You you won
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: what one hundred and six games?
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: Pretty sure to do that in big in any big game,
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: you use more than two relievers. That's just like, come on, yes,
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: is Kershaw one of your betters? Absolutely, if you want
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: to send him out there to get one out, have
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: at it. I still don't even like that.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Now, I'm not a fan.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: And you know, of course saw the papers and the TV.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: So Kershaw owned up to it. Well, yeah he did,
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: because he's a fucking man. Kershaw is a man among.
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: Boys when it comes to BA. He picked.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: He's been around so long. He doesn't throw ninety seven anymore.
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: Like he's not. That's not reliever material. No, no, that
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: might be get one out of material.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: And yes, he gave up two like you you got
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: a little bit of a cushion. But he come in
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: and it's unfortunate, but he it's he shouldn't have been
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: the guy in that situation.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: A great and then of course if it works, then
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: no we're geniuses and we're not even talking about it.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: But it didn't.
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: If it works, then you're just like, wow, jeez, that
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: was a good idea.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: But what confidence are you showing in Kenley Janssen any
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: other reliever on that?
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why isn't my aid of throw yeah through the
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: day before? Who gives a shit? He at least he
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: at least comes out of the bullpen.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: The only time Kershaw ever comes out of the bullpen
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: is in a playoff game to lose.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Don't put them in bad situations. It makes me mad,
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: I guess.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: I was pretty pissed about it. Me and Greg were
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: talking about it this morning on breakfast.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: It just don't It doesn't make any sense. And so
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: for that fact, Dave Roberts, come on, man, reach down,
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: give him a tug.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, give your balls a tug.
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I said, Give your balls a tug.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: To quote our good friends at Letter Kenny, the Atlanta Braves,
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: I feel bad for. I'm rooting for the Cardinals all
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: the way. Love me some Josh Donaldson, like Brian Snicker,
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: like the Atlanta Braves organization. They're going to be around
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: for a long time. But thirteen to one is not
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: a way to go out.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Ten nothing in what the first.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: Who's that's bad?
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: Olton Evitch didn't have it is what it isn't. I mean,
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: there's not a whole lot you can say about that
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: other than it for the fans of Atlanta and the
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: organization that's that might be a step back going to
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: start next year, just because that is a kick in
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: the dickhead right there.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: And you know what the best part was, TBS was
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: like very funny.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: It's just it's unfortunate that that happened.
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: Even eight to three isn't bad as being down ten
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: nothing in the like the game was.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Over being a fan. You spend all that money, you're
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: in the gap five and it's in the first and
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: you're like, fuck, how many twelve dollars beers? Can I
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: really drink?
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Right now?
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Right? I went to that.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: I went to those ja's playoffs games in fifteen sixteen, Like,
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: if that had happened, I would have stayed, but I
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: would have been so efan, miserable and drunk. I would
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: have missed my train back.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have been.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: I would have been a homeless man in Toronto and
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: may not have come home to my wife and kids.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Ever, it would have been unfortunate.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: It probably would have ended up on a forensic file.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Scene and we wouldn't have had sports with logan or
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: you're in my thoughts.
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: One last quick thing, Randy eras Arena if you can
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: say that name. I can't remember the guy that that
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: put on the social media Mike Schultz incentive laden comments
• 51:43
  Speaker 5: after the Cardinals won. All right, so anyways Mike schild
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: managed the Cardinals. All right, So like he goes off
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: and like it's they just won. They're in the they're
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: in the clubhouse.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: He's going off like the break start of this ship
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: were he finished, as shit, fuck these guys, like we
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: fucking won, Like it's nothing against the Braves.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just in the moment and he just in
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: the moment.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: He's trying to pump his team up in this idiot
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: kid freaking post it on social media after like that
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: is the clubhouse is sacred? Is But like when you
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: have your team moments, I do that stuff with with
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: my varsity guys, Like when you're between the lines, like
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: no one knows what goes on, We.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: Don't talk about that. You've you've been there with us
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: like that that's sacred stuff.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: And this dude put on social media took it off
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: shortly after I'm sure after he.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: Was well not everybody already probably already saw it, downloaded it.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, as long as soon as ESPN knows you're done.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I mean there's cameras and stuff in there,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: but not all the time, not in those moments. Right, Right,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: did he get fined?
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm pretty sure he might be released.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: It'll be interesting to see if he's on the roster
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: for the next one.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Well, keep an eye on that and we'll report back
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: episode seven.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: Right, you are all right, you're in my thoughts. You're
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: in my thoughts. East Coast playoff baseball fans. I am
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: not one to ever, ever ever consider myself unlucky or
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: throw the old woe.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: Is Me thing unless I'm at work.
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: But that's different East Coast Baseball playoff fans or playoff
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: baseball fans, however you want to say it. I feel
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: bad for us because all year we are trained at
• 53:13
  Speaker 5: the East Coast absolutely rules. We rule Sunday night baseball.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: We rule day games like day have day games starting
• 53:21
  Speaker 5: in Oakland sometimes at one or two o'clock.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: So though you know, those poor assholes have to be
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: at the ballpark at eleven, they have to be at
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: the ballpark at nine thirty to get their seats and
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: beers like, that's not fair because the East Coast time
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: zone and the TV and all that stuff.
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: But as soon as playoff baseball comes around, I can't
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: start a game until at least eight thirty. And considering
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: the fact that most East Coast teams, well a lot
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: of them, usually end up in the playoffs, I have
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: to completely change everything, including my routine with my children
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: so that I can avoid them and my wife while
• 53:52
  Speaker 5: they all run around me screaming. She's cooking and cleaning,
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: and I pick up in between innings. But during the game,
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: I don't move from eight till I don't know, eleven thirty.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: Oh, by the way, then the other game starts.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 54:05
  Speaker 5: Last night I laid down with one of the kids
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: and fell asleep nine o'clock.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: I woke up at twelve and was like, oh, good,
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: I can catch some more game. I came downstairs for
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: the first pitch of the tenth inning of last night's game.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Wow, good timing. Come on, man's that's one long p Yeah.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: Have it start at seven o'clock. Seven o'clock. That's four o'clock.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: Although a West Coast game.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: You think DLA Dodgers want to play their play a
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: deciding game.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: At four o'clock. So what was us for the East coast?
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: Because anytime a West Coast team gets there, they win
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: because they at least get regular almost regular starting times
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: for playoff baseball. Yeah, but I said, bullshit, much like
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: a relief corps. Don't change how you got there, Bud.
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: Keep those games at four o'clock. I'm all happy. I'll
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: I'll get out of work. I've done it before. I
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: once when the Jays were playing against Texas. It was
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: raining out and I was selling cars. I went and
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: went and decided to move the lot. The only cars
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: I moved were cars. Was serious radio and I disappeared
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: from work two and a half hours. I went inside
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: the pee and to exchange some keys. My boss was like,
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: where's Logan, And they were like, uh, he's outside moving cars.
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: He goes listening to the games. Yep, okay, just leave alone.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Leave.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Maloney's being good.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: Leave Maloney's being good. He's not pissing off anybody.
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: If I was in LA all year long, i'd be pissed.
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: Anytime you're on the Central or East Coast, I mean
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: those you gotta you gotta be up at what at
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: one o'clock? Game in Toronto starts at ten. Yeah, that's
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: no way to watch him Saturday. Enjoy your Saturday baseball.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: No way.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: If you're hungover, though, and you start watching baseball and like, wow,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I gotta have a beer, it makes the day better.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: I suppose in Hollywood everything runs more in the night time.
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: So maybe you just don't go to bed if you're
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: a baseball fan, and like after the game at like
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: one o'clock, you sleep till eight, you go out, bartend,
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: work or do whatever, and then uber Uba.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: Maybe that's how it works. Maybe they just maybe La
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: is just full of draculas.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I think so. Probably we figured it out.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: I think I didn't.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: That's why it smells garlic when there's a strong win
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: from the West, No doubt. It's everybody trying up get
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: rid of the vampires.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: Mane just drive it through the Redwood. Been I've driven
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: through the Redwood in California.
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: It's the only California I've ever been to, other than
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: just But anyways, imagine just driving.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Through LA and be like, okay, like carlic fucking garlic.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: We heard a first on Beard Laws Podcast, Why it
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: smells like garlic in California, Wake and dude, I appreciate
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: it all right, And that wraps up sports with Logan
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: and you're my thoughts and that's gonna wrap up episode six.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Special things to Rebele the scum for stopping by for
• 56:34
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• 56:36
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• 56:53
  Speaker 1: thank you guys for stopping by. Subscribe, stay tuned. We've
• 56:56
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• 56:59
  Speaker 1: going to discuss the thunder Hawks. They're in the championship
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: game in Indiana with a chance to go to the
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Nationals in Florida. We're going to bring back Brandon and
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: also a special guest Alex Smith. Again, thank you for
• 57:11
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