Latest / I Am All In with Scott Patterson / Pop Culture Minisode (S5 E2 "A Messenger, Nothing More”)
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- 0:00Speaker 1: I am all in.
- 0:08Speaker 2: You.
- 0:16Speaker 3: I am all in with Scott Patterson, an iHeartRadio podcast.
- 0:21Speaker 1: Everybody's Scott Patterson. I amil in podcast. Pop Culture, Season five,
- 0:25Speaker 1: episode to a Messenger nothing More. Laurele I is walking
- 0:31Speaker 1: through town and Miss Patty calls her the spunky entrepreneur.
- 0:36Speaker 1: Laurel I, I am the uber Trump Murdoch.
- 0:40Speaker 4: Sorry about the irony on that.
- 0:42Speaker 1: One, Yeah right, Laurele I was they know, if not
- 0:47Speaker 1: of where they speak. Laurele I was referring to herself
- 0:51Speaker 1: as a business entrepreneur like Donald Trump and Rupert Murdoch.
- 0:58Speaker 3: I love a topical reference from twenty years ago. That's
- 1:02Speaker 3: still tofficult.
- 1:03Speaker 1: Not too much going on with those two. How do
- 1:08Speaker 1: they worm their way back into the news?
- 1:10Speaker 5: Trump has not been in the news, Trump.
- 1:13Speaker 1: Who didn't even recognize the name.
- 1:19Speaker 6: I feel like a lot of times of pop culture
- 1:20Speaker 6: things are still somewhat relevant.
- 1:22Speaker 4: Totally half this episode was yeah.
- 1:26Speaker 1: All right, so who's gonna Who's I'll.
- 1:29Speaker 5: Do the next one? Because I love Deepak. Luke and
- 1:32Speaker 5: TJ are arguing at the Renaissance Fair and Liz didn't
- 1:36Speaker 5: hear him, and Liz says, I was listening to my
- 1:38Speaker 5: Deepak Chopra and Deepak Chopra is a world renowned pioneer
- 1:42Speaker 5: in alternative medicine and personal transformation. He is the author
- 1:46Speaker 5: of ninety books, so maybe Liz was listening to one
- 1:48Speaker 5: of those audiobooks.
- 1:50Speaker 1: Yeah, books, How do you write ninety books?
- 1:54Speaker 4: He's also a real nice guy, very very sweet.
- 1:57Speaker 5: Can you imagine Deepak Chopra being mean? Like would be
- 2:02Speaker 5: not on brand?
- 2:05Speaker 4: Lorlai is on the phone with Luke.
- 2:07Speaker 3: She's being sarcastic about him coming home, which was very
- 2:10Speaker 3: funny because.
- 2:11Speaker 4: He lied about it before.
- 2:12Speaker 3: Now I don't think he lied. I think he thought
- 2:14Speaker 3: he was coming home and it got pushed back. But
- 2:17Speaker 3: Laura says, what's that, Lucy?
- 2:18Speaker 4: A football for me to get?
- 2:21Speaker 3: Laura is referring to the popular Charlie Brown cartoons skit
- 2:24Speaker 3: where Lucy holds a football and was waiting for Charlie
- 2:26Speaker 3: to kick it, and then she pulls it away at
- 2:28Speaker 3: the last minute while looking at it. Says she was
- 2:31Speaker 3: looking at a paper, but I always thought she hold
- 2:33Speaker 3: it away And then he always goes flying.
- 2:37Speaker 4: Does anybody have a favorite peanut?
- 2:39Speaker 3: I mean, I'm a snoopy goal myself snoopy.
- 2:43Speaker 4: Oh I love me some pig pen all of them.
- 2:47Speaker 1: Yeah, did you grow up on those? Yeah? They were
- 2:50Speaker 1: still totally Every Christmas every thanks.
- 2:53Speaker 6: I was gonna say, I still watch Every Christmas Thanksgiving.
- 2:55Speaker 1: But the voice has changed. Is not the original about
- 2:58Speaker 1: the Great Pumpkin?
- 2:58Speaker 4: Didn't you guys watch say Halloween too? The Great pump
- 3:01Speaker 4: All that rights? Yeah? Hello, So this was.
- 3:05Speaker 6: In the same scene. Laura lies on the phone with
- 3:07Speaker 6: Luke joking that he isn't going to be home today,
- 3:09Speaker 6: and Lorelei says, see you when Hillary's president.
- 3:13Speaker 5: That would have been awesome if Hillary actually became president.
- 3:16Speaker 4: We would have been like in.
- 3:19Speaker 5: What was that two thousand and four?
- 3:22Speaker 6: Yeah, So at the time, Hillary Clinton was the US
- 3:24Speaker 6: Senator and had repeatedly denied her run for presidency in
- 3:27Speaker 6: two thousand and four, and Hillary served her second term
- 3:30Speaker 6: as senator and didn't try for the presidential candidsy until
- 3:34Speaker 6: two thousand and eight and again in twenty sixteen.
- 3:40Speaker 1: Zach talking to his groupies about the Da Vinci code
- 3:44Speaker 1: Dan Brown. Earlier in the episode, Brian was talking endlessly
- 3:49Speaker 1: about it to Zach. Now Zach is talking about it
- 3:52Speaker 1: to the groupie. Zach, She's not the bomb, but she's
- 3:56Speaker 1: not slutty. That's what this dude constant scene wanted you
- 4:00Speaker 1: to believe, right, Laane is listening to them from the counter.
- 4:04Speaker 1: He was purging the etrue Hollywood story part of it
- 4:09Speaker 1: for his own benefit, turned the whole thing into Hollywood
- 4:12Speaker 1: Babylon and chicks got the short end.
- 4:16Speaker 3: The funny thing is like I didn't even hear what
- 4:18Speaker 3: he was saying because I was sort of so distracted
- 4:20Speaker 3: watching Lane being irritated.
- 4:24Speaker 5: E True Hollywood needs to come back like thet they tried.
- 4:29Speaker 6: They tried and it just wasn't the same as like
- 4:31Speaker 6: how it was excellent.
- 4:34Speaker 1: Each True Hollywood Stories a former news documentary series that
- 4:37Speaker 1: offers exclusive views and insights and behind the scenes looks
- 4:42Speaker 1: from celebrities and their personal lives. What an original idea?
- 4:46Speaker 1: Who would have thought? Zach is talking about the story
- 4:49Speaker 1: of Mary Magdalene da Vinci Code, the plot of the
- 4:52Speaker 1: books Ess Mary Magdalene and Jesus had a love child together,
- 4:56Speaker 1: creating descendants of Jesus Christ.
- 4:59Speaker 4: Wow yep.
- 5:03Speaker 5: Okay. Suki is describing to Rory Sane, lindsay throw out
- 5:07Speaker 5: Dean's clothes on the street, and Suki says, we walked
- 5:11Speaker 5: past Dean's place, and Lindsay was throwing his stuff out
- 5:13Speaker 5: on the street. They were really going at it. It
- 5:15Speaker 5: was like Raging Bull. There's yelling and screaming. Suki's comparing
- 5:19Speaker 5: Lindsay and Dean to the nineteen eighty Martin Scorsese film
- 5:22Speaker 5: Raging Bull. In the film, Robert de Niro's character Jake
- 5:27Speaker 5: and his wife Kathy get in a big yelling match
- 5:29Speaker 5: about her sleeping with his brother.
- 5:31Speaker 3: Wow, I'm going to go on a lim and say,
- 5:33Speaker 3: one of the four of us have seen it and
- 5:35Speaker 3: it's and it's.
- 5:36Speaker 1: Not Raging Bull. Yeah, Oh, you've never seen Raging Bull.
- 5:41Speaker 4: No, I'm going to say none of us have, but you.
- 5:44Speaker 1: Oh wow. Let's go back to the Mary Magdalen Jesus
- 5:48Speaker 1: love children. Who today do you think would be direct
- 5:51Speaker 1: descendants of that bloodline? Do you have any?
- 5:54Speaker 4: Aren't we all?
- 5:55Speaker 1: Thought?
- 5:56Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 5:56Speaker 7: Right, wow?
- 5:58Speaker 4: Are we all?
- 5:58Speaker 1: Aren't we all? I don't know.
- 6:01Speaker 4: I never saw the Da Vinci code, Sam, I don't know.
- 6:06Speaker 3: Okay, maybe we should do twenty three and me.
- 6:12Speaker 1: A new Instead of like your forty percent neanderthal, you
- 6:15Speaker 1: could be like your zero point.
- 6:18Speaker 3: Jesus Loralai with Luke in the town square and he
- 6:28Speaker 3: gives her a necklace because he's a necklace giver.
- 6:30Speaker 4: He gives her a necklace as a gift.
- 6:32Speaker 3: Lorelei pulls out it back of cigarettes, yas.
- 6:37Speaker 4: My own smokes. Then she says, gin Chi looks up
- 6:41Speaker 4: and sees Luke holding a beautiful dangling necklace. Oh takes
- 6:46Speaker 4: the chain. That's beautiful.
- 6:48Speaker 3: Gin Che is a saying from a comedy series called
- 6:51Speaker 3: seventy seven Sunset Strip that was on from nineteen fifty
- 6:54Speaker 3: eight to nineteen sixty four. The character Kookie played by
- 6:58Speaker 3: Ed Burns and not that Ed Burns that we know
- 7:02Speaker 3: the Ed Burns spelled ed d b y r n
- 7:05Speaker 3: e S would say the expression gin sheeet, meaning cool.
- 7:10Speaker 5: We didn't talk about this. But why did he give
- 7:12Speaker 5: Lorelei cigarettes?
- 7:14Speaker 3: Because he had to buy something when he went to
- 7:16Speaker 3: the store, to.
- 7:18Speaker 5: A candy bar or he felt.
- 7:20Speaker 4: In there, right, he doesn't even smoke. Why did he
- 7:22Speaker 4: buy some?
- 7:23Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 7:24Speaker 1: Because it was a funny bit when she handed it
- 7:26Speaker 1: to the balloon guy. True, that was really that was
- 7:30Speaker 1: really funny.
- 7:31Speaker 4: That was a short pop culture. Do you have crack staff?
- 7:34Speaker 3: You know?
- 7:34Speaker 1: The crack staff always comes through, you know, and they've
- 7:39Speaker 1: come up with quite a hair raising.
- 7:44Speaker 3: Uh oh, they know they've got our hair debacle, our hair.
- 7:49Speaker 1: They have a hair raising detail coming at you, like
- 7:55Speaker 1: a giant hair ball tumbling through the main street, coming
- 8:00Speaker 1: right at you.
- 8:01Speaker 4: Give it.
- 8:03Speaker 1: So the according to the Crack staff, the big thing
- 8:05Speaker 1: in this episode is laurelized hair.
- 8:08Speaker 4: Yes, I mentioned it.
- 8:09Speaker 2: Did you?
- 8:10Speaker 1: Did you? So let's talk about it in a little
- 8:12Speaker 1: more detail, starting at the twenty nine minute thirty second
- 8:16Speaker 1: mark of the episode. Throughout the kitchen scene when Rory
- 8:20Speaker 1: returns home, do we remember this, Yeah, laure hair is wavy. Okay,
- 8:27Speaker 1: But when they step out onto the porch to go
- 8:29Speaker 1: to Luke's, it's magically been straightened.
- 8:33Speaker 4: Oh interesting, So I did not catch that. I just
- 8:35Speaker 4: know she's definitely got received a haircut.
- 8:39Speaker 6: There was a lot of There was a lot of
- 8:41Speaker 6: different hair differences in this with like Dean and Rory.
- 8:44Speaker 1: And everybody's hair, a lot of hair hair raising episode. Okay. Now,
- 8:50Speaker 1: when they run into Lindsay and her mom next to
- 8:53Speaker 1: the gazebo, lorealized hair is again wavy. Oh went back, Yes,
- 9:00Speaker 1: it went back. And then when they're walking into Luke's.
- 9:05Speaker 1: I guess after that it's straight again. Okay, And then Uh, then.
- 9:12Speaker 4: Scott, it's a hair confusing.
- 9:14Speaker 1: It's a it's a hair confusing.
- 9:18Speaker 6: I agree, just cut it out, bringing the full house
- 9:24Speaker 6: into it.
- 9:26Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna try and find somewhere hair.
- 9:29Speaker 1: Oh gosh. Yeah, pretty soon we'll be able to rinse
- 9:35Speaker 1: this episode.
- 9:36Speaker 4: Yes, I want to repeat it. Don't give it a
- 9:41Speaker 4: good scrub.
- 9:42Speaker 1: We're not trying to condition anybody listening to us.
- 9:47Speaker 2: I like your quick dial like, oh man, I don't
- 9:53Speaker 2: want people to bristle at this when we talk about
- 9:58Speaker 2: let's come through it.
- 9:58Speaker 1: Let's book just ca throat right, Okay. So then so
- 10:04Speaker 1: they go into Luke's and uh, it's straight again. Then
- 10:07Speaker 1: throughout the diner scene it alternates between waving in the
- 10:11Speaker 1: shots from the front and straight in the shots from
- 10:17Speaker 1: I wonder.
- 10:19Speaker 6: Do you think there was like a day where they
- 10:21Speaker 6: did pick ups and they just kept her hair one
- 10:23Speaker 6: way and then change her outfit.
- 10:25Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, there is so much going on. I didn't
- 10:30Speaker 1: notice that sets and especially this one, that you know
- 10:34Speaker 1: things like this are bound to happen. I think in
- 10:36Speaker 1: the five years or four years of doing this, I
- 10:39Speaker 1: don't think we've seen anything like that.
- 10:41Speaker 6: So no, Amy, you know, when you curl your hair
- 10:43Speaker 6: and it kind of like falls out and becomes straight.
- 10:46Speaker 4: Could it be that?
- 10:47Speaker 6: Could it be like it's just fallen out.
- 10:50Speaker 4: I want to know the hair story of this.
- 10:51Speaker 1: And maybe it was just Lauren being masterful and so
- 10:55Speaker 1: connected with every fiber of her being, every follicle that
- 11:01Speaker 1: she was controlling her follicles throughout the scene and had
- 11:05Speaker 1: nothing to do with the hair department, right, I guess.
- 11:10Speaker 4: I mean, that's mysterious. I'm gonna have to go back.
- 11:13Speaker 1: I know she's good, but I mean, to control the
- 11:15Speaker 1: curl in her hair.
- 11:17Speaker 4: You got anything else?
- 11:19Speaker 1: I think that's that's huge. I mean I did have
- 11:21Speaker 1: a bunch of other stuff, but I I cut it
- 11:23Speaker 1: out and then I shaved it.
- 11:28Speaker 4: It's interesting. We're gonna need to go back and really
- 11:30Speaker 4: look at it.
- 11:31Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well thanks for that. Yeah, and I just
- 11:35Speaker 1: I just wanted to Yeah, you know, we liked it.
- 11:41Speaker 1: We like to offer a layered podcast.
- 11:45Speaker 4: You really salon in that, but I couldn't get it.
- 11:53Speaker 1: Anyway. There you go, Crackstaff, My hat's off to you.
- 11:58Speaker 4: Yeah, well done.
- 12:00Speaker 1: And I would have to give it. I would have
- 12:02Speaker 1: to give if I were rating Crackstaff competence here and
- 12:07Speaker 1: using the measuring stick. I'd give it, you know, ten
- 12:10Speaker 1: full heads of hair.
- 12:11Speaker 4: Yeah they aren't there.
- 12:14Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, they don't mess around.
- 12:15Speaker 5: Do you want me to read through Thrillis's Top ten
- 12:19Speaker 5: fries more Thrillist.
- 12:24Speaker 4: Oh, this is like it's like an internet thing.
- 12:27Speaker 5: Yeah. So Number one Arby's curly fries. No, none of
- 12:32Speaker 5: us said that. Number two McDonald's world famous fries. Number
- 12:38Speaker 5: three Chick fil A waffle fries disgusting. Number four Checkers
- 12:43Speaker 5: haven't heard of Checkers Famous seasoned fries.
- 12:46Speaker 4: No, I don't know.
- 12:48Speaker 5: Wendy's and number five Wendy's Hot and Crispy fries. Number
- 12:52Speaker 5: six Arby's again, crinkle fries.
- 12:55Speaker 1: Actually Wendy's did. Wendy's did have some good fries around,
- 13:02Speaker 1: is still around.
- 13:04Speaker 5: Number seven Taco Bell nacho fries. I will agree with that.
- 13:07Speaker 5: Number eight Wa Burger French fries.
- 13:12Speaker 6: I want to press with it. I have. It's like, uh,
- 13:16Speaker 6: mainly in Texas, right whoa yeah, Texas, Texas?
- 13:22Speaker 5: Number nine A and w fries And these are places
- 13:25Speaker 5: I've never been to.
- 13:26Speaker 3: Do you guys know what arby stands for? Why it's
- 13:28Speaker 3: called Arby's Do you guys know?
- 13:32Speaker 5: Let me guess all ribs.
- 13:38Speaker 1: Arby's is it?
- 13:40Speaker 3: I know you, I don't know, I can That's one
- 13:44Speaker 3: of the mysteries of life that I have yet to
- 13:46Speaker 3: be able to unlock.
- 13:48Speaker 6: I know. The slogan is we have the meats, right.
- 13:50Speaker 3: Yeah, Easton, Am I correct?
- 13:53Speaker 4: It's roast beef.
- 13:56Speaker 3: Yeah, Arby's is r B for roast beef because Urb's
- 14:02Speaker 3: is famous for the like doesn't.
- 14:04Speaker 5: Even make sense, It's kind of yeah, it does.
- 14:07Speaker 1: R oh of RBS.
- 14:10Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I don't know that I've ever been doing Arby's,
- 14:14Speaker 3: have any of you?
- 14:15Speaker 6: No, sure, I've had the I've actually they sell their.
- 14:20Speaker 1: Face messed up on a bunch of those arbis.
- 14:23Speaker 6: They sell their curly fries at like the frozen section
- 14:26Speaker 6: at Target, So I've had those.
- 14:29Speaker 4: You guys are curly fries eaters.
- 14:31Speaker 6: I just like fries.
- 14:32Speaker 5: Jack in the Box needs to be on that list.
- 14:34Speaker 5: Jack and the Box curly.
- 14:36Speaker 4: For the fries. Oh maybe the curly fries. The Jack
- 14:40Speaker 4: and Box. Jack in the Box should be on there
- 14:42Speaker 4: for the ultimate tagos.
- 14:43Speaker 1: And you're when you're when you're you know, in your
- 14:45Speaker 1: twenties and you're on a death march on the weekend,
- 14:47Speaker 1: You're just eating anything that's open.
- 14:50Speaker 4: God, remember when you could just see all this and
- 14:51Speaker 4: it would be fine.
- 14:52Speaker 5: I talk about food all day. I love fast food.
- 14:57Speaker 4: You can put fast food or no.
- 15:00Speaker 5: It's like it's like.
- 15:03Speaker 6: A little step up from fast It's like.
- 15:05Speaker 5: Quick service is something that you drive through.
- 15:07Speaker 4: Yeah and out. It's fast food.
- 15:10Speaker 6: Yes, but I would consider Cha Pulley as quick service,
- 15:13Speaker 6: not fast.
- 15:13Speaker 4: Okay, I agree? What is that one? Sonic? What about Sonic?
- 15:17Speaker 5: Sonic is fast to drive through? Do you like their
- 15:19Speaker 5: prodic here? I've been to a Sonic before. They have
- 15:23Speaker 5: been shake.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Sonic, Sonic Sonic. I've been to Sonic.
- 15:27Speaker 4: Yeah, they like Do they roller skate out to you
- 15:30Speaker 4: or they come out to it? It's different.
- 15:32Speaker 1: I don't know. I was I was they did, I
- 15:34Speaker 1: was out of it.
- 15:35Speaker 4: I don't know if they rollers. They definitely come to
- 15:37Speaker 4: the car.
- 15:38Speaker 5: Yeah, like you like pull into a they skate.
- 15:44Speaker 4: Where is there Sonic here?
- 15:46Speaker 1: If I may, If I may, I'm sorry. I don't
- 15:48Speaker 1: contribute to the show very often, but there is one
- 15:51Speaker 1: Sonic near me and do our d California. I frequent it.
- 15:54Speaker 1: They really skate out to the car.
- 15:56Speaker 5: Very cool.
- 15:57Speaker 1: They have little trees that go on your window and everything.
- 15:59Speaker 1: It's pretty fantas well.
- 16:00Speaker 4: Easton's on. How do I get a microphone like you have? Easton?
- 16:03Speaker 1: We sent you a better one.
- 16:05Speaker 4: You just kind of how do I get that thing
- 16:07Speaker 4: that you have? That thing?
- 16:09Speaker 1: Oh, the arm. We can send you one of those
- 16:11Speaker 1: clips to the desk.
- 16:13Speaker 4: You might have to install it.
- 16:14Speaker 1: Why do you need one of those?
- 16:16Speaker 4: It just seems so fancy.
- 16:17Speaker 3: Look at how fancy Easton looks compared to us.
- 16:20Speaker 4: So fancy.
- 16:21Speaker 1: Well he's you know, he's Captain kirk Es.
- 16:25Speaker 4: He's still the bridge, killing me seriously.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Queen Elizabeth is related to Jesus Wow. In Sunni Islamic
- 16:36Speaker 1: reports of al Tabari and al Masudi, Elizabeth said to
- 16:41Speaker 1: have been a daughter of im Rat and thus a
- 16:45Speaker 1: sister of Mary. Therefore, their children, Jesus Isa and John
- 16:49Speaker 1: Yah yah Yah are believed to have been cousins. So
- 16:53Speaker 1: there you have it. I mean, that's there you go.
- 16:56Speaker 4: Hm, I'm so glad you went back for that.
- 16:58Speaker 6: Wait, what is that.
- 17:01Speaker 4: The Internet Web?
- 17:05Speaker 6: I was like scrolling through the prep.
- 17:11Speaker 1: Subjects too that we really need to drill down on.
- 17:14Speaker 4: We need to know.
- 17:21Speaker 3: Anyway, Great seeing y'all, See you next week for the
- 17:25Speaker 3: greatest week of my life logan.
- 17:28Speaker 1: There there we go, There we go.
- 17:31Speaker 4: I'm dreaming of you since season one.
- 17:34Speaker 1: Up.
- 17:35Speaker 4: Well we've had him, but I'm sure he'll come back
- 17:38Speaker 4: next episode.
- 17:39Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need a little zoo cree man
- 17:43Speaker 1: to everybody. Does I need to get some Yeah, let's
- 17:48Speaker 1: get him back.
- 17:48Speaker 4: On great times. I mean, season five is everything I
- 17:54Speaker 4: thought it would be.
- 17:55Speaker 5: So far, so good.
- 17:57Speaker 1: Yeah, brilliant, brilliant. All right, it's uh all the best
- 18:03Speaker 1: best fans on the planet. And don't forget, you know,
- 18:06Speaker 1: please don't forget. I am all In. Hey everybody, and
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