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You've Got Decisions: BF Prostate · Decisions, Decisions

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  Speaker 1: If you would like to have us answer your questions,
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  Speaker 1: if you have a terrible job, a terrible boyfriend, or
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  Speaker 1: a terrible throuple, guess what?
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  Speaker 2: You've got decisions. You've got decisions.
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  Speaker 3: And I do too.
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  Speaker 2: Hey guys, welcome to another episode of You Got Decisions.
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  Speaker 2: Before we get.
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  Speaker 4: Started, October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month and a good
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  Speaker 4: reminder to learn your risk and talk with a healthcare
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  Speaker 4: provider about when breast cancer screening, including mammograms, is right
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  Speaker 4: for you. Early detection can save your life and can
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  Speaker 4: make breast cancer easier to treat. So for trusted screening
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  Speaker 4: information and resources, visit TheAmericanCancer.com.
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  Speaker 2: Society. And speaking of cancer, baby, we talking about prostates today.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I was going to say just a little thing
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  Speaker 1: in case y'all are not ready for a mammogram. Cause
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  Speaker 1: I'd be scared of them. And literally my mom who
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  Speaker 1: is 75 years old, she was 74. She said, she's
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  Speaker 1: tired of me saying she's 75. Um, she was like
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  Speaker 1: terrified to get her mammogram the other day.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, really? I don't want to go in there.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, why are you acting like this?
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  Speaker 1: And she was like, oh, it's uncomfortable. And then what
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  Speaker 1: if I have it? And I was like, mom, this
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  Speaker 1: is actually crazy coming from somebody who's grown. But I
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  Speaker 1: just had like an annual, not like a regular STI test.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, in my wellness exam, it was great because
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  Speaker 1: although she felt me up, she still asked questions about
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  Speaker 1: have I ever felt something and did her checklist of
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  Speaker 1: those questions to see if it should be further.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, And do it by yourself, too. Raise your arm. Yep.
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  Speaker 3: See if you feel something. Do it by yourself.
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  Speaker 4: And if you feel something and they try to tell
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  Speaker 4: you it ain't nothing to them, make sure you get
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  Speaker 4: that second opinion.
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: Now, the conversation around prostate is not prostate cancer, but
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  Speaker 4: instead it's pretty much about milking a man. So, if
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  Speaker 4: you have a question regarding your dating life, your love life,
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  Speaker 4: your sex life, send it over to decisionspod at gmail.com. Now, Weezy,
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  Speaker 4: the one this week reads, hell, I don't know what
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  Speaker 4: to do with my boyfriend's prostate.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Well, a lot of people don't. Mind you.
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  Speaker 2: She knows I.
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  Speaker 4: Can have some advice, but she's really like, I also
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  Speaker 4: want Wheezy's because Wheezy be lying about.
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  Speaker 2: Getting in the mood.
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  Speaker 3: No, she said, I want Wheezy's too. She did.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to read it to you at the end.
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  Speaker 2: She literally say.
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  Speaker 3: She said, Mandy thinks you the queen of the booty hole.
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  Speaker 2: But I want you too. So here we go. Hi,
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  Speaker 2: Mandy and Wheezy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a longtime listener and lover of the pod. Thank
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  Speaker 4: you so much for making my Mondays and Wednesdays infinitely better.
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  Speaker 2: The deets.
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  Speaker 4: My boyfriend and I have been together for almost two
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  Speaker 4: years coming up in November. And ever since the first
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  Speaker 4: night that I sucked his dick, I vividly remember him lifting.
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  Speaker 2: Up his legs as I did so.
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  Speaker 3: At the time, I had.
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  Speaker 4: Never done anal play at all on myself or a partner.
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  Speaker 4: So I just kept sucking his dick and playing with
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  Speaker 4: his balls.
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  Speaker 2: And kept it pushing.
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  Speaker 4: During the most recent year that we've been together, I
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  Speaker 4: placed an index finger in his anus twice now. The
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  Speaker 4: first time, I didn't use enough lube or spit, so
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  Speaker 4: I didn't keep my finger in there long, although it
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  Speaker 4: was clearly pleasurable until it dried up. The second time,
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  Speaker 4: I learned my lesson and used hella coconut oil and spit,
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  Speaker 4: and I ended up jacking him off while fingering his
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  Speaker 4: prostate for maybe 20 plus minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Both times were a surprise. so he didn't prep. And
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if he knows how to prep at all.
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  Speaker 4: When I used my finger the second time towards the end,
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  Speaker 4: I distinctly remember feeling my finger rub up against a
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  Speaker 4: squishy substance while I was inside him and it grossed
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  Speaker 4: me out so much. I have a strong feeling that
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  Speaker 4: it was a baby piece of shit. Practically, every time
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  Speaker 4: that I suck his dick, this man lifts up his
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  Speaker 4: legs and I'm starting to feel like I'm neglecting an
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  Speaker 4: important part of his sexual experience.
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  Speaker 2: But, I can't get over what.
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  Speaker 4: That squishy substance felt like last time. I've never spoken
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  Speaker 4: to him about being grossed out and I'm open to
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  Speaker 4: trying things again. I just don't know where to start.
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  Speaker 4: This might be a question for Peg and Markle, but
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  Speaker 4: I'd love to hear Weezy's.
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  Speaker 2: Opinion as well.
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  Speaker 4: What are some ways that I can incorporate anal prostate
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  Speaker 4: play in the bedroom without getting grossed out and staying
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  Speaker 4: in the moment?
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  Speaker 2: And then she did attach a couple of pictures. Very
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  Speaker 2: cute girl. If you want to head into the email,
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  Speaker 2: but yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Peg and Mark are going to start here.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: First off, baby girl.
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  Speaker 4: What you're doing is human on human interaction. It ain't bestiality.
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  Speaker 4: You ain't fucking with an alien. So as long as
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  Speaker 4: you know you shit out your ass, I need you
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  Speaker 4: to be normalized with the functions, the secretions, the fluids
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  Speaker 4: that leave a human's body, first and foremost. It's just inevitable, okay?
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  Speaker 4: That is the shitter. So things come out of it.
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  Speaker 4: And you might be up a little deep into it.
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  Speaker 2: There's that.
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  Speaker 4: Now, my advice for if you are kind of not
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  Speaker 4: wanting to feel that anymore, I have two bits of advice.
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  Speaker 2: So the first one would be, and maybe because.
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  Speaker 4: Guys, y'all know my porn categories just take me to places.
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  Speaker 4: And I've ended up in the black latex glove category
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  Speaker 4: quite often lately.
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  Speaker 2: So it's where you lose.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 4: It just be, it is all hand jobs, but with
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  Speaker 4: black latex gloves, I don't, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: So I would say if it's.
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  Speaker 4: Like you feeling it, you can literally get them at
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  Speaker 4: the sex shop. You could probably get them even at
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  Speaker 4: a hair store, but it's black latex gloves.
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  Speaker 2: You could put all of the lube on it. It
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  Speaker 2: keeps it more too.
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  Speaker 4: Cause our pores are, soak in a lot of these
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  Speaker 4: lubricants and things like that. So I would say get
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  Speaker 4: a latex black glove. That would be my first suggestion.
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  Speaker 4: Second one is going to the sex store. And there are,
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  Speaker 4: there's many anal.
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  Speaker 2: Little dildos.
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  Speaker 4: There's prostate pokers and things like that. There's things that
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  Speaker 4: literally are made for the prostate to be inserted for
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  Speaker 4: you to milk him without you having to actually insert
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  Speaker 4: anything into him.
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  Speaker 2: Also, Depending on.
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  Speaker 4: How hella straight he is, a lot of those prostate tools, too,
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  Speaker 4: don't look like dicks. So you don't have to worry about, like,
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  Speaker 4: it's not a real dick conversation. Like, just getting things
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  Speaker 4: that you know will pleasure him. Those would be my
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  Speaker 4: two kind of tips out the gate.
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  Speaker 2: What about you, Weezy?
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  Speaker 3: I want to.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I think they're Nigerian from the photos
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  Speaker 1: they sent.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. You know? So I was like.
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  Speaker 1: That don't mean the boyfriend is. Well, he was wearing
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  Speaker 1: the headscarf with her, so like the.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: So maybe, maybe, maybe not.
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  Speaker 1: But one of the things I was thinking of myself
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  Speaker 1: was like, damn, bitch, if he is African and he
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  Speaker 1: already trusts you to the point where he lifting his
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  Speaker 1: leg up, bitch, you.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta go in. You gotta do it again.
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  Speaker 3: Because you know it's hard for niggas to break down. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: my advice.
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  Speaker 4: Also, feeling something squishy inside of a rectum, it could
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  Speaker 4: have just been a rectum wall, girl.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, the reason I would try again.
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  Speaker 1: Feeling something squishy and you not pulling out shit.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. If you even have a finger,
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  Speaker 3: I've pulled out shit before. From a booty hole, from
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  Speaker 3: a man animal. Listen, listen. I've definitely tapped and took
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  Speaker 3: my finger out and I was like, ew.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, from the gate sometimes too, bitch. Bitch, it's
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  Speaker 2: there from the gate. You ain't even got to dig
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  Speaker 2: for it. From the gate.
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  Speaker 3: So, I remember... Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: I fingered this one booty hole. And we was at,
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  Speaker 1: it was a dude. And we was at a hotel.
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  Speaker 1: And I told him, he was like, damn, that shit
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  Speaker 1: was mad good. I was like, listen, you have to
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  Speaker 1: be prepared next time. He was like, what that mean?
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  Speaker 3: I was like, you know what the fuck I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, no, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I lifted up the sheet to find the place because
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  Speaker 1: I knew I wiped my hand. I was like, you
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  Speaker 1: see that?
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  Speaker 3: You did not do that.
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  Speaker 2: Weezy, you did not do that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a mama.
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  Speaker 1: Because I didn't like how he was like, man, man, man, man. Plus,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know him like that, so I didn't care.
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  Speaker 1: That actually sounds crazy to say I didn't know him
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  Speaker 1: like that, but I did.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: But you out here sticking your finger up his doodle shooter.
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  Speaker 4: What is sexist sex?
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, I say that to say, if he was
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  Speaker 1: my man, man, I definitely would have probably, like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: said it's sweeter or not have, you know, tried.
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  Speaker 3: To be embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: But for what you felt, it actually may not have
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  Speaker 1: been shit. And I'm saying this to you as someone
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  Speaker 1: who has touched poop.
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  Speaker 3: Same. If you tap it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even feel it. You're going to smell it
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  Speaker 2: and it's just going to be on you.
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  Speaker 3: The second. Oh, that's actually a good one.
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  Speaker 1: The second you touch it, if it's touch, you come
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  Speaker 1: out and it's on your hand.
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  Speaker 2: It's on your fingernail. You're going to see it.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, Maya. But. I think you actually
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  Speaker 3: just touched a little bit of tissue.
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  Speaker 1: If you've ever had your fingers inside of yourself or
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  Speaker 1: another woman or anything, like things can feel squishy and different.
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  Speaker 3: I do not. I know that it's.
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  Speaker 1: Weird and you probably psyched yourself out, but I would
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  Speaker 1: go back in, go back in with shorter nails. So
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  Speaker 1: you're not anxious about hurting him too. Sometimes the nail
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  Speaker 1: thing can keep me from doing it. Cause I'm just like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little anxious about like scratching.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Get into the idea. And to be even more comfortable,
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  Speaker 1: I would tell him you're going to do it that
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  Speaker 1: night so that he could prepare and you could prepare.
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  Speaker 3: And here's why. One of my homegirls.
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  Speaker 1: And I do this thing now this is definitely not
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  Speaker 1: related to sex where I'll hit her up it could
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  Speaker 1: be 7 in the morning and be like bitch I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna take the 1230 trap house class oh y'all know
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  Speaker 1: Nandi Okay, so 9D should.
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  Speaker 3: Be like, I'm going to do 9.30.
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  Speaker 2: And then we'll follow up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, you went?
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  Speaker 2: You went?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I went.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. And it's this weird, no one's saying a thing
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  Speaker 1: of like, if I said I'm going to do it,
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  Speaker 1: now I have to do it. So I say that
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  Speaker 1: to say, bitch, you just going to listen to this
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  Speaker 1: YGD and you're going to end up going back into
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: regular life and be like, not this time. Not this time.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck no.
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  Speaker 1: Because the thing is, Once you get over the hump
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  Speaker 1: of doing it, you're going to realize not only does
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  Speaker 1: it bring him pleasure, but it can bring a lot
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  Speaker 1: of power to the woman that's giving someone this immersive pleasure.
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  Speaker 1: He may not have done it with someone else before,
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: or you guys may be not. It's different sounds because
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  Speaker 1: it's vacant.
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  Speaker 3: Like, it's a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: And I think it's definitely something that can amplify the
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  Speaker 1: chemistry in a relationship because now you have this private
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  Speaker 1: secret thing that can be so taboo, but you did it.
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  Speaker 2: I agree.
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  Speaker 4: I want to give you some some tips on how
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  Speaker 4: to bring it up. Like, I mean, I'm also curious.
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 4: Actually, you seem to be there seems to be.
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  Speaker 2: A lack of communication.
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  Speaker 4: You seem to only be assuming he wants his ass
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  Speaker 4: played with because he lifts it. I'm curious if the
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  Speaker 4: two times you've been in his ass this year.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you think it might be the balls?
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  Speaker 2: No, no. I'm saying, like, is there conversation about.
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  Speaker 4: How he wants... to receive is it the finger have
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  Speaker 4: you licked it yet like did you go it was.
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  Speaker 2: It's given that you went straight to putting a finger.
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  Speaker 4: In his ass like are you eating the ass there's
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  Speaker 4: other things that you could do without going inside of
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  Speaker 4: it and there's a there's a way that you could
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  Speaker 4: do it where you feel comfortable doing it right so
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  Speaker 4: you can both get it start in the shower One
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  Speaker 4: of the things that I love, especially if I'm coming
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  Speaker 4: from like being out and we know we're going to
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  Speaker 4: be filthy, is we get in the shower together and
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  Speaker 4: we wash each other. And baby, I love, I let
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  Speaker 4: them know, I love going up and down that ass
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  Speaker 4: crack with a washcloth and I will wash your ass
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  Speaker 4: for you, baby, because the face will be inside, okay?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: This is reminding me, there's a 90 Day Fiance couple
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  Speaker 1: right now. He got a Filipino lady and they're in
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  Speaker 1: their 50s. And he cheated on her. And she's in
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  Speaker 1: the interview like.
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  Speaker 3: Who else is going to wash his ass?
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  Speaker 2: I go up, down, crack ball. I get the ball.
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  Speaker 2: All of it. All of it. So do all of that.
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  Speaker 2: To me, your fear seems to be going back inside
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  Speaker 2: the Buddha hole.
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  Speaker 3: Like the cleanliness, maybe?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not. I mean, she said she felt something
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  Speaker 2: squishy and it grossed her out. But to me, if you.
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  Speaker 2: Take a shower together. You are responsible for going ahead
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  Speaker 2: and wiping all that crack, that bootle hole.
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  Speaker 4: If you just lick on the outside, you're not sticking
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  Speaker 4: your tongue inside the asshole.
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  Speaker 2: You just lick around it.
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  Speaker 4: So if you're scared to go inside, like the magic
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  Speaker 4: school bus, if you're scared to insert... your finger into
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  Speaker 4: that prostate, I think that you can go the second
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  Speaker 4: route and just lick around it. And I think a
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  Speaker 4: lot of men get quite a bit of the sensation
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  Speaker 4: of that happening as well. And, bitch, technically, if you
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  Speaker 4: ain't do that yet, you open it up a couple
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  Speaker 4: of levels.
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  Speaker 2: What you mean?
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: I'm actually trying to look up the gloves.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like Amazon has sex toys that you can
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  Speaker 3: find easily. Black gloves.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Black latex. Black latex.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: Because I know the gloves that you're talking about.
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  Speaker 2: But for sex.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not going to lie.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, here they go.
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  Speaker 4: Black latex glove for intimate play and safer sex.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I see it. I see it.
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  Speaker 4: You might have to just type in, but type in
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  Speaker 4: for play. Let me see if there's a... That's what
• 14:06
  Speaker 4: I typed in, but it's not working.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on. Latex play glove adult. That's the sex word. No,
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  Speaker 3: now it's costumey.
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  Speaker 1: Basically, what Mandy's talking about, if you go to a
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: sex store, but I mean, I just feel like Amazon
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  Speaker 1: is sometimes easier, even though he's a piece of shit.
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  Speaker 3: They actually could have... Oh, I found it, found it,
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: found it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Massage gloves.
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  Speaker 2: There we go. Quote, unquote, massage that pussy or that butthole.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I typed in.
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  Speaker 1: I typed in latex play adult massage gloves.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. By the way, I want to add to this.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: I do want to add to this.
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  Speaker 4: Just like with condoms, you want to use a silicone
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: or water-based lube because an oil-based lube will weaken the
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: latex and then it might break. And now he got
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: latex in his boot hole that he got to shit out.
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  Speaker 4: So silicone or water-based lube?
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So the gloves, just to describe them for everyone who
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: is listening.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: If you're looking at this glove, it's almost like you're
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: looking at something that has little ridges on it. Some
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: of them have spikes. Obviously, you don't want to spike
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: the nickel. Some of them are little pointy. Some of
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: them are bumpy. But for the most part, all of
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: them have some kind of texture that would make the
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: massage more increased. So almost like a woman that has
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  Speaker 1: a vibrator or a dildo that's got something on it
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  Speaker 1: that just makes it more intense.
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  Speaker 3: And each finger... kind of has a different feeling, which makes.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: It even more fun. Girl, I just be watching the
• 15:37
  Speaker 4: porn videos.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: You don't want to found some extra.
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: No, I actually, I know this glove.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Let me see. I don't know. Drop it in the chat.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've seen the glove that you're talking about.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Let me text it.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I might need to order this shit
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: for myself.
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: I think I got it in like a kid.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Gloves that maybe you would see.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, that's not what I was... When you said
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: black glove, I thought you was talking about this glove, nigga.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: Girl, I was talking about regular latex black gloves. Let
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: me see what the fuck you talking about.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: I just said this. Oh, my God. Okay, this is like.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: Not the spiked one. Look at the regular black one.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie, this is leading into BDSM, bro. Like, whoa. Wait,
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: look at the black one, not the white one. Basically, guys, Wheezy...
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm about to... For those of you watching
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: on Patreon.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: This is the glove that Wheezy is talking about. And
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: it's pretty much giving a different dildo on each fucking finger.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, but wait, can I explain? My thought process on this?
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: If you scared to put your finger in a nigga
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: booty hole because you scared he gonna shit on it,
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: this is your way to be like, ooh.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: The only thing is, Wheezy, there's only been five reviews
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: and it's rated a 2.2.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: So I don't know the quality of these things.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Well, go get a good one from the sex store.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: But that's what I'm saying. That's what it looks like.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I was talking about.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: So small and so.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: I was just talking about disposable latex gloves.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: No, I know what you meant, bitch.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: The shit you could dye your hair with when the
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: hairdressers wear.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: It says it's just small for large hands. Okay, she'll
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: be fine. That's why I got bad reviews.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: The gays was trying to use it. And the gloves
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: are for women. Women's size hands.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Shout out to women.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: They said, you want to put your hand in that ass?
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: It's $ 9.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: 99.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Anyway, speaking of $ 9. 99, it's only another $ 5 more from
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: that to see video every single week on Horrible Decisions Patreon. Additionally,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: we've been uploading vlogs. Mandy, not even joking with you.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: So Vinny came in town. He's taking some time off
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: from work. Just to hang out with friends and family.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: So I was like, you know what? Let's do a
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: vlog for Horrible Decisions.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: So we decide to try all of the pizzas that
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: are popping in the Lower East Side.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: But we also decided to try the bad ones. Bitch.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: We started the vlog by taking a lactate. Bitch, by
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: the time that nigga shut it off and I said,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: bye everybody, see you next week. We were running home
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: How many total slices of pizza did y'all eat?
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Six, including a pizza pocket. Oh, my God.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Bitch, one of them was... Oh, we had an oxtail one.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Not cuts and slices. Cuts and slices is popping. But
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: the pizza pocket we had.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, bitch. It's funny that you did that for vlogging.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: I'm starting a new series on social media, but maybe
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: I can make a long version for our Patreon as well.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: But basically, I'm going to start a series of all
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: the ways I spend my money since I don't have
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: to spend it on pampers and childcare.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: That's so fun.
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: So I'm starting Sunday. I'm going to like an American omakase.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: It's a seven course dining menu that I literally booked
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: two and a half weeks ago by myself. I'm going
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: as a solo person and I'm just going to start saying, OK,
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: it was like $ 220. So I wasn't waiting to ask
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: any friends to pay that much on food because a lot.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Of them wouldn't.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: And so, yeah, I was like, that's fire.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: I'm going to start a series on the ways in
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: which I spend my money without kids.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: That's actually funny that they call it an American omakase
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: because I feel like when I go to any fine
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: dining restaurant and it's coursed out, they just call it
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: a prefix menu.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Girl, you know this Atlanta bitch.
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: They, I don't know, it's literally an American omakase.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: Isn't that every meal that's more than a few courses?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: It's called Maria.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: And it's here.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: And literally, it's like you don't even get the address
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: of the location until you buy your.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's fire. Yeah.
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: It's like some cool shit. So we'll see how that goes.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: But yeah, maybe I'll share that on our Patreon as well.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Just don't eat the dollar pizza, Evel. Bitch, he had
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: a Buffalo Ranch pizza. Took the pizza and tried to
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: pour it down.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Nothing came.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: What was the best pizza? Do you remember the place
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: of the best pizza you ate before we.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Get out of here?
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Yes, and you know what?
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: I probably would have lied because it's black on. Scar's
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Pizza on Orchard was the best.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Scar's? Okay.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Scar's has been around for a while. They moved
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: into a bigger location after COVID, I think. I remember.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: On Orchard.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: They've always been on Orchard, but... That shit was really hitting, bitch.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Like, because we tasted six, and for it to be
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: the last pizza and it still to be the best,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: this was the pizza that Vinny had that didn't move.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: You see this stiff as a cardboard? No, that is.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, that don't look good at all.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: Girl! That don't look good at all. You know they
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: got to fall.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Baby, I got a two-bedroom. I got a two-bedroom, one bath.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: That was rough. I know that was.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: Anyway.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Y'all go check it out on our Patreon.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: Yes. Thank y'all so much. And make sure you check
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: out our Patreon. It's patreon.com backslash Horrible Decisions. We'll see y'all.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Pussy assholes. Next week. Bye. Bye guys.