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Hatfields & McCoys · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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Laughs out here in the country. Everyone thinks it's so quiet
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and peaceful. It really isn't much different
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than the big city. Thanks to the Hatfields and
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McCoys. Those two families have been
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fighting for years and innocent folks, and frogs like me have
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been getting caught in the crossfire.
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Come on out McCoy. I know you're back there.
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A smells you. Oh speaking of Crossfire and
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better take cover. Yay.
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Ah, smells you to this smells good enough to marry.
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Hush up, sis. You ain't burning.
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No McCoy here. I am Hatfield.
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What do you want? He's cute.
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Push-ups is, you ain't courting on Hatfield.
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I'm out to get revenge on The McCoys.
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Revenge, I ain't never done nothing to you.
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No, but your uncle Matthew McCoy.
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Now if my cousin Harvey had feel right in the gut.
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Well, that's because Harvey. Hatfield killed my Aunt Martha
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McCoy. He shot her in the back that
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no-good coward ain't no coward. He shot her in the back because
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she was swinging a baseball bat at his head of mist and he had
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to shoot her for she swung again besides your Aunt Martha.
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I clobber cousin Harriet. Hatfield upside her head,
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Harriet. Might as well be dead locked up
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in an insane. Asylum all day long.
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Staring out the window yelling at home.
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Run run. Now, that's funny.
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Can't wait to tell Uncle Bud woman was nuts alleyway.
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She should have been locked up long before that happened.
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Then maybe she would have never hit did a monkey McCoy across
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the face with that switch causing him to be disfigured for
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the rest of his life. That ball was ugly as Sin.
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Anyhow, what did you say? Maggie was ugly as Sin, you
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ought to be thanking us for disfiguring him.
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He's a lot better looking now, them's fighting words.
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That's what we're here for. For a fight Glam.
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I read you. Yeah, it's me.
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Pastor. Is that Pastor bucket Tucker?
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He's a fine looking man. Leave them alone.
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Hey, looking for know why if he was, he would want the likes of
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you carrying around that jug. Like you do all day.
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Hi, Pastor Tucker. Or should I call you?
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Bucky pastors? Fine, Leroy, is that you over
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there? Yeah, preacher, it's me.
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Hi Mel. Hi Bucky.
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He's at going Pastor. None of you was in church.
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This morning. I ain't going to church with no
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McCoy's out of our guy with you later on McCoy.
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I done told you a sissy. I ain't marryin.
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No McCoy. I wouldn't be caught dead in a
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church with the Hatfield had it. Give me that gun.
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I'm going to his funeral settle down.
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Gurdy. The pastor's right there.
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I wouldn't mind sitting in church next to claim Hatfield.
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I done told you sis. The only way you're courting a
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Hatfield is Over My Dead Body. Have it your way.
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Leroy. Give me that gun, settle down.
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Now, the bastards right there. Now, listen to me, all of you.
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Yeah, ain't gonna start preaching out here in the open.
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Are you? Save your breath, Pastor.
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The Bible says an eye for an eye.
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I know the Bible says, I am for an eye tooth for a tooth.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot about that tooth part, but it also says you
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overcome evil with good. Your beauty has been going on
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for years now. Here it is.
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Reaping, what you sow, but sooner or later somebody's gonna
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start showing some good seed or you'll end up dead.
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You hear what I'm saying? Bible says, Love, Never Fails.
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I'll try loving your enemies. You might find there really
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ain't your enemies after all. That's Madison preaching.
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Hey, man, let's kiss and make up.
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Good, merely Roy. I'm going home.
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I think I'm gonna throw up, why? You're just like all the other
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men around these parts. I'll talk and no action Klim.
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Now looks like it's up to you to what you're gonna be.
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You're Gonna Keep Looking for things to fight off.
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Over or are you gonna start doing nice things?
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It's your choice. What I do.
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I never been nice to know McCoy before.
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I can't believe what I'm seeing nail McCoy.
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Just gave Clem Hatfield a flower.
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You won't tell no one I smell the flower.
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Will your pastor? Now?
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I won't tell a soul. Thank you Lord.
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I know it ain't over yet. In fact, it's just beginning.
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But thank you. Well, it looks like things might
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start changing around here after all.
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I'll tell you what, I'll do. I'll keep an eye on the
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Hatfields and McCoys and you just practice, loving your
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enemies know which way to that Gertie go.
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Well a week has gone by wish I could say everything is great.
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But the truth is, there's a whole lot of forgiving that
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needs to take place first. All right, Hatfield.
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I'm a going out. Oh, here we go again.
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Yeah, come on out claim. Hatfield.
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I'm taking you out. Oh, no.
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Now how many times? What do I have to tell you?
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You ain't a court? No, Hatfield what you want
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McCoy? I speak up before I shoot a hole
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clean through you. Hey, wait clam.
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I'm his cousin slam. What's it?
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Tell? You are mean and ugly.
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That's what it is. Wow.
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I never shot a female before but I reckon all McCoy's, bleed the
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shame now, hold on, there. You leave.
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Her out of this. This here's between you and me.
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Who's that with you? The names?
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Pretty Hatfield. What's yours?
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Oh sis, you know good and well. Who daddy is the name is Lee Roy
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McCoy. Miss Purdy.
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Hey boy, howdy. Yeah, ain't Court.
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No Hatfield. Remember she got to be adopted
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this state, your business and clear.
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Yup, what do we come here for? Now?
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I forgot. Don't you remember?
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Leroy old lady Hatfield smack Junior McCoy upside the head
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with her cane. Oh, yeah.
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Old lady Hatfield. Slap Junior McCoy upside the
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head with hurricanes because Junior record, delivery car and
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of Santa granny, hear it and told her it was a scream.
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You shouldn't have done that. That's wrong with you, Leroy.
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Be getting soft in your old. Lage, it was no big deal.
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Your granny didn't have to go and eat this and she's blind.
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How was she supposed to know? It was Shan, she took a big,
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big, my direction and threw up all over.
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The new rug, not to mention the old frog sitting on the new drug
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that you rug heck Hatfield stole from my Uncle Monkey.
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McCoy's drugstore had never stole nothing his whole life.
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Did you hear that? Sister Hank?
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Never stole nothing in his whole life?
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What's the matter with you Leroy?
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Every time Purdy Hatfield opens. Her mouth melt like butter, do
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not do too. If that were me and clay in
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Hatfield Takin you'd be fussing up a storm.
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There is nothing going on between me and pretty Hatfield.
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I just met her for Pete's sake. Hmm, party.
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That has got to be the finest Fried Chicken.
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I've ever sunk my teeth into hi Leroy.
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Hi Nell. Hi fast, Ducker.
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Hi Becky. What's he doing with them?
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Hatfield's layer on slamming party.
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Invited me over for a little dinner after church today.
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I didn't see any of the McCoy Clan there.
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This morning. I wanted to go Bucky but leave,
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our wouldn't let me. Push up sis.
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That's too bad. Now, Clem was asking about you.
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Sometimes you make me so madly boy McCoy.
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What's the matter? What?
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Nail nothing, really, she'll settle down after a while.
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And forgive me. She'll be all right.
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Funny. You should mention forgiveness,
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Leroy. That's a very thing.
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I taught on this morning about how when someone wrongs you
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forgive them, unforgiveness is a sin faster.
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If you don't mind see. Now, I've done heard the
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Sherman. I'm gonna Mosey on back inside
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and finish my chicken. These folks like chicken if
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Rumour ever gets out that frog, legs taste like chicken.
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I'm in big trouble. I didn't come here looking for
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no fight. Did you know Leroy foot?
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No Pastor. There was a little incident that
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happened yesterday with Junior, but after talking to pretty I
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done forgave it. Well, I'm Mighty proud of your
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Leroy. Takes a real man to Give another
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whinnies wronged us McCoy's. We're real, man.
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I'd agree with that. Wouldn't you Bertie?
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I surely would Pastor. Hope to see you in church.
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Next Sunday. Leroy.
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Good seeing you again, Leroy. I tried to cool off Leroy, but
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I'm still awful mad at you. I guess I have to take you to
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church next Sunday. So you can learn about
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forgiveness. You listen to me Leroy.
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I wanna go, did he just say we was going to church next Sunday?
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Leave all. I did you just say we was going
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to church next Sunday. Well, I for one will be in
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church next Sunday. I'm hoping to sit next to Gerty.
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Hatfield say, maybe you could help me with something.
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Good bird told me, is it true that if I kiss Gerty, she'll
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turn into a frog. It finally happened.
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No, I didn't kiss Gertie, Hatfield, the Hatfields and
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McCoys showed up for church without a fight.
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Love Is in the Air. The question is, how long before
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it gets blowed away. I nail, I see you got my note in
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church this morning. I'm here ain't I, what did you
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tell Leroy by where you was coming?
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I couldn't lie to him. You mean you're told him you was
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meeting me here. We're not exactly, I left him.
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A note that said I was meeting you here.
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Oh, no, now there's gonna be trouble and I didn't bring my
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gun. There won't be no trouble.
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I left Leroy a note because he can't read.
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Oh, well, that's a relief. I don't want no more Feud.
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I want to get along with everybody.
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Like the pastor, say it, me too. I especially want to get along
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with you, you know, shucks. Speaking of getting blown away.
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Hold it right there. You keep your lips to yourself.
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Don't shoot. I didn't mean nothing leave home
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or so help me. If you shoot him out.
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I don't told you. You ain't Court.
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No Hatfield now. And there ain't no hatfill.
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Gonna quarter McCoy. I never done.
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Nothing to hurt you Leroy. Can't we just forgive each
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other? Be friends?
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Yeah, we boy now, let him go. Yeah, I'm cool.
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He's a Hatfield Harold, Hatfield his great grandpappy.
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So he never paid great-great-grandpappy McCoy.
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That five dollar bet he lost that bet was over a game of
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horseshoes. And everyone, you your
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great-great, grandpappy, Roy, McCoy treated, that's what
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started all the fighting. Are.
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You calling my great-great-grandpappy McCoy or
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cheat. What difference does it make
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great great. Great.
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Grandpappy McCoy is dead, for crying out loud.
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All Hatfield's are low down. Dirty thieves.
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The only good Hatfield is a dead one.
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Oh, Leroy. Have you seen my cousin clamp?
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I can't find him anywhere. Oh, he's right here.
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Miss Purdy Wham. There you are.
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I should have known. You'd be hiding out with Nan
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McCoy. I think it's cute the way the
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Hatfields and McCoys are coming together.
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After all these years of fighting, it's kind of romantic.
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Don't you think? Yeah, it's real romantic.
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Did he say romantic what happened to the only?
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Good Hatfields a dead one. Now, you should quit judging
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people based on some silly little game of horseshoes.
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Paid over a hundred years ago, as rightly Ron.
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I took exactly what I preached on this morning.
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Remember you were there. We need to see others the way
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God sees them. Everyone is valuable and
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precious no matter what. Their last name is.
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We should treat others the way we want to be treated ourselves.
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While we should use our words to say good things about others, to
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build them up, not tear them down.
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I for one don't want to be fussing and fighting nobody, no
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more. I don't want to be hurting
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people want to help Leroy. I got another helping of my
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finger licking. Good fried chicken.
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It's a special recipe. My mom again.
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From an old retired Colonel. I think his name is Sanders.
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Yeah, that's it. Colonel Sanders.
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Would you like to come over and give it a taste?
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I'd love to you. Okay, clam.
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I am. Now, if it hadn't been for
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pretty showing up. When wait a minute.
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Why'd you ask me? If I was okay.
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I was on my way to pay a visit to Leroy in there.
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When I saw him first. Sneaking up, there's way with
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his gun bus enough for storm. I followed him the whole way
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praying in tongues. When I saw you two.
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I knew he'd get ugly. So I ran and got party.
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I knew she'd get through them. Thank you, Pastor.
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That was a close call. It made me realize how every
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minute on this Earth is special. I was wondering if you might
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could perform a wedding ceremony.
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That is if you'd be interested in Marin mean l McCoy.
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I'd be much. Interested clients have failed.
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What I had said. Was it Dan?
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There's gonna be a wedding to church next week.
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Congratulations. Glenn.
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Can I give you two a little advice?
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Sure. Pastor?
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What is it? Let's run over and tell Leroy
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the news. While Purdy is softening him up,
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lack melted butter, if a Hatfield and a McCoy can get
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married, then there's hope for me and Gertie.
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Well, how do I look? This is The Big Wedding Day for
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clamming nail? Assuming everything goes as
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planned. I'm planning on making it a
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double wedding. Anybody seen Gertie, my ma'am.
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I surely is a sight for sore eyes.
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He, you know, you had kids and McCoys together in church.
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This morning. I'm sure you're all here to see
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The Big Wedding. Jesus commanded us to love
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others. The way he loves us and, well, I
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reckon today. It's gonna be a new beginning
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for the Hatfields and McCoys. Well, before we start the
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ceremony, I'd like to read a scripture from the good book by
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this all will know that you are my disciples.
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If you have love for one another, John 13:35, since we're
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all Christians, it's only. Right that we get along with
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each other, other people should know.
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We are Christians by our love for one another.
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My, even if we weren't all Christians, we still need to do
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our best to live at peace with everyone.
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Well, at this time, we will begin the ceremony.
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Hold it right there preacher. There ain't gonna be no wedding
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today and that rat. Cousin dirty, the hold on, Slim
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Hatfield. I got married Pastor bucket Guna
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that way. Nothing will go to waste.
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Now the girlie I'm flattered. But marriage is a lifelong
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commitment. Have to do a lot of praying and
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fasting before. I'd marry you start praying.
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Frank's room. Second thought marrying.
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You isn't such a bad idea, Kurty.
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Are you drunk? But don't go pointing the gun at
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the preacher. Ain't you got no respect for the
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Lord. Awesome.
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He was about to propose to me kirti.
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Leave them alone. He done shit.
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He don't want to marry you Pastor.
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What's taking so long? Oh, how it is.
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Slim Haggerty. Glad you both could make it to
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the wedding. Pastor clamming, now are ready
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and waiting. What's taking so long slam.
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Did you want to explain? Leroy.
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I want the holdup is hold up. That's why you go in the store
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and instead of paying for stuff with money.
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It is point your gun at the store.
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Keepers head slam. He's not talking about that kind
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of hold up. We came here to stop the
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wedding. Remember.
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Oh, right. Yeah.
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That's the home up. There.
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Ain't gonna be no wedding between no Hatfields and McCoys
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until LF, you'd it is settled. It's settled.
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Slim. I forgave, your great grandpappy
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Harold Hatfield for not paying my great-great-grandpappy McCoy
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that $5. He lost playing horseshoes.
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Oh, yeah, then I forgive Junior McCoy for sailing granny
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Hatfield's that carton of San. He told her was I scream and I
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forgive your uncle Matthew McCoy for nothing.
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My cousin Harvey in the gut. And it settle the feud is over.
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Now the Hatfields and McCoys can start loving each other.
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The way God loves us. I'll go tell Clemen.
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Now. You're ready to start.
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Come on, dirty. Let's get out of here, but I
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want to get married. Well, someone's got a water
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Mariah, and they gotta wanna without you pointing a gun at
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their hand. Oh, now, I'll never get married.
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Excuse me, Gertie. I'll marry you.
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That is, if you will marry me. Me me.
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Marry a frog. What do I look like a pig slim
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Gurney? You're welcome to stay and see
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the wedding. I can't pastor always cry at
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weddings and I don't want no McCoy seeing me cry, even if the
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field is over. There's still a few things.
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I got to keep to myself, Gertie. How about you want to stay and
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see your brother Clem? Mary now McCoy.
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I ain't got time to waste Pastor.
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I gotta find me a husband. I suppose we're ready to begin
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the ceremony dearly beloved. We are gathered here today to
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join this man. We are gathered here today to
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join this man. Sorry Pastor.
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I had to go to the bathroom. It's okay Clem.
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We are gathered here today to join this man Clem happy old and
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this woman. Now, with koi in holy matrimony,
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the Oakland Hatfield take now, McCoy to be your wife.
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I sure do. And do you Nell McCoy?
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Take lemon Hatfield to be your husband, you betcha and I
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pronounce you husband and wife. Congratulations, what you want
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to do now husband. Well, I'm star.
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Let's go rabbit hunting now. Kanpur to borrow your wedding
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dress real quick. Sewer.
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We'll give her a ride back. She can keep it.
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I don't need it. No more.
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I'm done. Married Pastor.
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You don't mind doing another ceremony of do you.
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I'd be happy to we're gathered here today to join another,
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Hatfield and McCoy in holy matrimony.
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That's What I Call. Getting along with each other.
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Do you leave? Roy McCoy take pretty Hatfield
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to be your wife, boy. Do I and do you party had filled
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take, Lira microrna, be your husband.
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It'd be my pleasure. Pleasure and I pronounce you
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husband and wife. Congratulations.
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Come on. Pastor.
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Bucky. We got a reception for all the
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Hatfields and McCoys with lots of birdies Fried Chicken.
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We love to. Have you come along.
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I never turn down a piece of Purdy's Fried Chicken.
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And everyone lived happily ever after.
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As for Gertie, she didn't have as many choices as she thought,
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I'm back. I find me someone to marry.
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I didn't even use a gun. Pastor, Buck key.
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Oh, they're gone already. We're too late.
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Hey, maybe we can catch him at the reception.
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Come on, honey. I'm coming.
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Baby doll boy. Is she gonna be surprised when I
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kiss the bride?