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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - When is Too Late to Bail on a Movie? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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Corey just told me he's blessed.
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So am I.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you're part of the fam.
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It's lunch time.
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What's going on, everybody?
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All right, y'all.
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This is getting stronger and stronger.
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I like it.
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I like it.
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I mean, it's like anything else, dude,
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with practice, right?
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Get rid of that pneumonia.
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Like you get a little more lungs,
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a little more boisterous with it.
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I am glad you brought that up.
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I hadn't thought about that in a while.
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How does it feel to not be able
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to actually be able to use, you know.
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My lungs?
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The vast majority of your lungs.
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Holy smokes.
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It is honestly night and day.
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And I felt it completely at WFP.
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Oh, I bet.
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Because you weren't like.
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literally like i'm moving up and down the
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media pit and generally like at syndicate
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i just like opt rested on the barricade
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thing where at wfp i was like moving
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and shaking and running around to the
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finish line and you know it helps when
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you lose a little bit of weight too
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like you can move like this shirt dude
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i haven't worn this shirt in like three
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years you see
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Yeah, it's Green Lantern shirt.
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I get it.
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I wasn't afraid.
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Yeah, obviously.
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I got the ring.
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Obviously.
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Or at least a reasonable facsimile thereof
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printed on a t-shirt and it's fine.
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Same thing, really.
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Same thing.
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uh nicole i could not agree with you
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more i have been ripping hairs out of
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my head all day with the complete
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ineptness of the people i work with i
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don't know if i've said this on the
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show but i hate my job oh breaking
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news yo
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breaking news holy smokes uh scott doesn't
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like his job i don't even know god
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that's that's a revelation honestly so i'm
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doing i'm working this big uat project
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it's it has gone horribly like i have
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written about forty bug tickets and thirty
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are still outstanding
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help desk is not really helping you out
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and switch well this is our vendor this
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is this is our vendor um and um
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anyway it's not going well it goes until
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the fifteenth of september so i get to
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do this for another what week and a
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half and then on the sixteenth of
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september i'm hopping on a plane and i'm
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going to see baby girl in montana montana
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big sky country
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Can I give you some free advice when
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you go to Montana?
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Don't antagonize the buffalo.
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When I moved my daughter out there,
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we stopped at the Badlands.
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We see some bison off in the distance.
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My daughter's like, she's a photographer.
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I'd like to get some pictures.
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So she goes down over this knoll,
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and she's taking a picture of this bison,
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which she has given me framed on a
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canvas,
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and it's hanging in my living room.
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Fancy.
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She walks up over the knoll with a
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bison beside her.
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I am shitting my pants.
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My daughter's just like, meh.
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whatever i'm like did you not see it
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she goes yeah didn't want to startle it
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didn't want to startle it she's the next
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green lantern because i was afraid she was
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not so instead i just let it back
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over here to where you were it's fine
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oh my lord no thank you no thank
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you i don't want nothing to do with
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that uh buffalo are just bigger sheep
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right
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Yeah, slightly.
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It's fine.
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I just keep thinking about, like,
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I've heard several different stories of,
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like,
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people trying to get pictures of them and
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thinking that they're like cows where you
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just reach out and just pet one.
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And no, don't do that.
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It's a terrible idea.
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Fakes of Almost Know,
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does your boss watch the show?
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I hope not.
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We're going to find out next week.
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Listen,
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I've talked shit smack about my job on
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this show enough times that if he watched,
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I would know.
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But to be honest,
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he's bitching about the same stuff I am.
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Yeah.
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We're in this together.
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The thirty bugs affect him as much as
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they affect me.
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He just doesn't have a public platform to
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bitch about it with.
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I haven't named who the vendor is.
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I have not.
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Nor will we.
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Nor will I. Not doing that.
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I haven't named the exact project that I'm
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working on.
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No.
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So unless you work intimately with me,
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you have no freaking clue what I'm talking
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about other than the aggravation.
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Correct.
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Which is fine.
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Not a big deal.
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I'm confused.
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Jody says your background is reversed and
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it's not for me.
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No, it's not for me either.
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so this is where my shirt is this
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is where jerry started celebrating a
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three-day weekend a little early
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Getting into the sauce.
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What are you pulling out of them cabinets
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there, Jody?
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She might be in an RV down in
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Baton Rouge getting ready for that
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Saturday night boo-ha.
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They are.
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I can promise you there are people that
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are currently right now getting in the
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sauce, getting ready for tomorrow night.
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That's a thing.
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It happens at Penn State, too.
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Like...
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The football field,
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I haven't been there in a while,
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but the football field started as an
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agricultural school.
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So there are cow fields.
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The stadium is in the middle of a
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cow field.
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They put the cows in the barn and
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they open that up for tailgaters.
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So you're literally parking in fields.
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That sounds like a terrible idea.
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Watch out for the cow patty.
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That sounds like a terrible idea.
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Yeah.
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Hi, friends.
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I'm in Alabama for my first Alabama
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football game.
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Roll Tide.
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Enjoy yourself.
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No, my imam shirt was never.
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It's been there the entire time.
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It hasn't gone anywhere.
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It's been hanging there since the day I
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put the pushpins in it.
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It has not moved.
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And if it did,
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we would start to worry.
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A hundred percent.
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If I came in and it was on
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that side, I would be wondering,
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I'd be absolutely worried.
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Like there's my daughter's pictures that
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she drew axolotl right there and
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No, it's been there the entire time.
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Yes, Terry.
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They switched what they agricult.
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Yeah, it's still agriculture.
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It's just different.
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It's just a different product.
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They went from corn to Coke.
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Yeah, whatever.
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It's fine.
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It's fine.
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Who knew Pennsylvania was a good climate
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to grow coca leaves?
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You never know.
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Yeah.
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Anyway.
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Since we're talking college football,
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I have one little treat for you.
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Let me... Maybe this one?
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Okay.
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We talked about Annie Agar doing the thing
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with Jamar Chase.
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Yep.
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Have you seen the Big Ten one she
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did?
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No.
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I did see her clip with her and
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Jamar and Joey B.
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So this is her representing all of the
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Big Ten schools, right?
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I see that.
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So just because college football starts
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tomorrow,
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let's enjoy some Annie Agar humor.
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The Big Ten is back on top.
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We have some of the best teams in
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the nation and Purdue.
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You know what?
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We have a victory bell this year that
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we're going to ring after every win.
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The Liberty Bell was rang more recently.
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Okay, let's get started.
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We did already have week zero in honor
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of the number of fans at USC's home
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opener.
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Okay.
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This is your problem.
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When could you recruit defensive players?
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Look, guys, this is the year.
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Lincoln Riley's defense.
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Here we go again.
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Okay, what?
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Lincoln had better defense at the theater.
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Well,
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speaking of not knowing how to use
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Trojans, where is Sharon Moore?
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Okay, well, we hired a new head coach.
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He's from Utah.
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Isn't everyone in Utah Mormon?
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Yes,
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they are known for not having just one
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wife, but neither was Sharon Moore.
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Okay, look,
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we have turned over a new leaf.
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Bryce Underwood put a psalm on his
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Instagram story.
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I would make the sign of the cross,
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but Michigan might steal it.
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That
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That's it, I've had about enough of you.
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Can you two just be mature for two
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seconds?
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Look, we are rebuilding, okay?
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The foundation is getting laid.
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You should get laid.
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Okay.
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Okay, State, State.
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Pat Fitzgerald keeps saying smart things.
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State!
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Yeah.
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State,
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what are the keys to winning this year?
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I'm not allowed to have those.
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Look, guys,
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we have some of the brightest colleges in
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the world.
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UCLA, what have you done this off season?
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We have hired Bob Chesney.
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See, okay, great, and how will he help?
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Well, we're already on the beach,
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so we figured he could at least sing
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to us after every loss.
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Kenny Chesney.
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Guys, you don't have to worry about us,
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okay?
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Luke Fickle is not on the hot seat.
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His seat is so hot,
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the Forty-Niners owner just DM'd it.
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All right, that's it.
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One more thing.
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Penn State did get busted for a Coke
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ring.
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Matt Campbell is not the first Penn State
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coach to deal with blow on campus.
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The last one usually just did it with
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a lead.
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She's good.
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She's good.
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She is good.
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She is really good.
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That's outstanding.
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Oh, what all the references man.
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She's out there.
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She nailed it.
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I love to know how long it took
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to like put together because
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She nailed it.
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She did good.
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That's fantastic.
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I followed college football,
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so I got like ninety percent of those.
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It was that Lincoln defense reference.
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I had a hard time.
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Oh, yeah.
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The history thing.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Abraham Lincoln.
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He had better defense at the Ford Theater.
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Holy smokes.
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That is wild.
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Spoiler alert.
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Somebody shot Lincoln in the Ford Theater
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back in the eighteen fifty whatever sixty.
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And Lincoln died, I think.
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And he died.
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Spoiler alert.
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Maybe.
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Sorry if y'all hadn't been up on that.
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yeah jeremy she's a packers fan but what
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i delighted in watching her uh instagram
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last year when the bears beat the packers
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twice including the playoff game and she
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filmed herself and the angst she went
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through during that game it was brilliant
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that's amazing brilliant and josh jacobs
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is still on the commissioner's exempt list
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just leaving that out there jeremy lincoln
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is dead
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Not just that he was dead,
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he was assassinated.
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It was wild times,
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I'm telling you right now.
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Yeah, something, something, something.
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Civil War, I'm not real sure.
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And they shot him.
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It's fantastic.
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I think that John Wilkes Booth is still
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on trial and it's hung.
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It's a hung jury.
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Hung jury because he's saying he's insane.
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He did it, but he's insane.
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But he's insane.
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I don't know.
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It's weird.
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I'm going to tell you,
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I know we talked a little bit yesterday
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about, or the day before,
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whenever that was,
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about the game coming up this weekend,
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LSU and Clemson, blah, blah, blah,
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whatnot.
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I said that Lane Kiffin,
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if he doesn't win this weekend,
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that people are going to be calling for
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his head.
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I'm going to go ahead and revise that
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a tiny bit, only to say...
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Only to say that they're going to let
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the band play neck because Lane himself
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has said if they get fined,
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he's just going to pay the fine himself.
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So if you do not know about LSU
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and its song neck,
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it's got to roll up.
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You can get it there and tailgate and
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whatnot and just walk on through and yell
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out the, ah, ah.
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And then the entire crowd is going to
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yell back at you.
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And I'm not going to say it right
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now because I don't think we're far enough
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in to get demonetized.
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But the initials are STTDB.
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So, okay.
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You can go ahead and throw that out
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there.
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If nothing else,
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it's going to be hyped Saturday night.
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If they actually let them play it because
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they haven't been able to,
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because like the fine is some ridiculous
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amount of money in lanes.
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Just like, yeah, I got that.
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Uh, okay.
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Big question.
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Who has the best game entrance?
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That's easy.
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And Corey's going to hate me for saying
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this, but it's Clemson.
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It's not.
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It's so stupid.
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They touch a rock, Scott.
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Come on.
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They run down that hill, dude.
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That is awesome.
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It is an epic viewing experience.
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Uh-huh.
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You've clearly never been to Tiger Stadium
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on a Saturday night.
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It's fine.
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Well,
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I could say the Penn State whiteout is
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the most epic game performance,
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but it's not an entrance.
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No.
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Ours is an entrance.
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Let me revise that.
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Ours is an entire experience because they
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come down Victory Hill.
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There's a parade every home game.
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That's how it starts off.
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They do that at Ohio State too.
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Everybody comes down.
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You see all the players, the dance team,
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the band, like all of the people, coaches,
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all of that good shit.
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They walk into the stadium.
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And then the setup and everything they
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come down into before they actually start
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the game, everybody comes out,
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hits the wind bar.
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Much as I hate to say it,
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but like when Les Miles was coaching,
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he'd get out there and he would act
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like he was holding them back.
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And just everybody getting hype,
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fireworks, pyrotechnics all going off,
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what,
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a hundred and nine thousand screaming
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drunk coon asses.
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Yeah, man, it's a thing.
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Way better than let's touch a rock and
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run down a hill.
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Yeah.
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The only reason that Hill's there is
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because they don't have a fucking fully
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complete stadium.
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Don't give me that.
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So you gave up on the demonetization?
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You just went all in there?
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I know, I just did that.
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I caught myself right after I said it.
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I can't help it, dude.
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Excuse me.
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And they ride the bus around the stadium.
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Ooh, exciting.
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Whatever.
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Miami's Miami's was great,
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but then everybody in the world copied
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them,
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which sucks because Miami was the first to
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do like the rolling smoke and the right.
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Everybody's saying Virginia tech.
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I don't know.
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Virginia tech has not been relevant in
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college football for so long.
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I don't think I've seen a game in
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ten years.
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Mm hmm.
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And so like what Terry's saying, damn,
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I love college football.
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And that's the thing about it, right?
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I love college football because we can,
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like,
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everybody's got their own opinion about
16:34
stuff, right?
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And I am one hundred percent a homer.
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I'm going to tell you that right now.
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Oh, I can tell.
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I am absolutely a homer.
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I am biased to the nth degree.
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It is what it is.
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I ain't mad at it.
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Enter Sandman gets you hype.
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is that what virginia tech does i'm pretty
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sure yeah they they play uh they play
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inner sandman kind of like uh yes i
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said homo almost sorry make an
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announcement right here on the show
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Mark Phillips, one of my best friends,
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where's that?
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Sorry.
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The Auburn Eagle stuff.
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Kind of like the Auburn Eagle,
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even if Auburn sucks.
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One of my best friends went to Auburn.
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And so like every year,
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right about this time, we always ask him,
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Gabe, what is it Auburn?
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Like,
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I need you to tell me what an
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Auburn is.
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Actually,
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what I need you to do is decide
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what y'all mascot actually is.
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Cause y'all the Auburn Tigers and what we
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scream war Eagle and they fly an Eagle
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around the thing.
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LSU has a tiger that lives on campus.
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You know, five million dollar enclosure.
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You can go see him right now if
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you want to.
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I got to say,
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I lived in Tallahassee for a while.
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The Florida State Seminole riding out on
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the horse with the flaming spear and
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chucking it into the fifty yard line is
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pretty freaking cool.
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that's pretty cool.
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A hundred percent.
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Um, didn't Oklahoma used to have like,
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like they came out in a wagon.
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They still do.
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I don't know if they do or not.
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Yeah.
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I think it wiped out one time.
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They turned too fast.
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Those things,
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I don't know if you know this,
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but the old schooners,
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they don't corner like a Lamborghini.
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It wasn't handling by Lotus at that point.
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Oh, wow.
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I'm going to an FSU game in a
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couple weeks.
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Can't wait.
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One,
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bring some ice packs because it's going to
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be hot.
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Two, it is a really freaking cool opening.
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And there's no shade at Dope Campbell at
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all.
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We go to,
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we try to go to at least one
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LSU game a year that we can bring
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Jameson to.
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She loves it.
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Like eight years old.
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We did the Tiger five K and we
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actually did, well,
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I did the mile run with her late
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last year or early last year,
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I guess she was saying.
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And you finish on a fifty yard line
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in the middle of the stadium, right?
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So you actually get to be on the
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field.
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And I was like,
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look at where you are.
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And she was like, daddy,
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We in the middle of the field.
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Yeah, baby.
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She loved it.
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It was so cool.
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But, yeah,
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I would like to see an SEC game.
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Don't know if we're going to be able
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to get SEC tickets this year just because
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it would be Lane's first year and whatnot.
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It's going to be kind of difficult.
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Nothing can top Penn State's whiteout
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game.
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I agree, Joseph.
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A hundred and eleven thousand people.
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I will say this.
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It's fun.
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It's fun to look at.
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It's cool to look at because of the
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participation level alone.
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It's wild.
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People now have copied it, right?
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Other schools do the one color thing and
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Tennessee does the orange out and Ohio
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State tried to do a blackout night.
20:06
I don't know if you know this,
20:07
but when you all wear black,
20:09
it doesn't have much effect on the aerial
20:11
shots.
20:11
It just is kind of
20:13
it almost looks like nobody's there but
20:15
those people to ohio state aren't smart
20:17
like they they just have to pay players
20:19
and stuff dude i'm telling you i wish
20:22
i still had the meme of the guys
20:24
holding up the old like the letters of
20:26
ohio but they had it misspelled in this
20:28
like in the stadium uh ron says tony
20:34
the tiger is greater than mike the tiger
20:36
Tony,
20:36
the tiger is what fricking Clemson's tiger
20:40
looks like.
20:41
It's like, actually, if Tony,
20:42
the tiger was,
20:43
had been like followed on hard times,
20:44
I was living on in a box under,
20:46
uh, onto the bridge down by the river.
20:50
It's not, it must be an Ohio thing.
20:53
Cause Sten says Cincinnati does a blackout
20:55
and it looks awesome.
20:56
Yeah.
20:58
Beauty's in the eye of the beholder.
21:00
The bear, the bear, the bear cats.
21:03
Um,
21:05
Trayton has seen the LSU Tiger.
21:07
It's legit.
21:09
It really is, dude.
21:12
So he's in there and in there's like
21:14
statues around Tiger Stadium of previous
21:18
Tigers.
21:20
like memorial memorial statues there's
21:21
also a statue of shaquille o'neal that
21:23
over there that's slightly bigger than
21:25
life-size and it's terrifying if you've
21:26
never seen it before uh wayne's a longhorn
21:31
fan and bevo running out is awesome
21:33
however most stadiums have banned him from
21:35
doing it yeah because it's fun out of
21:37
it yeah dude but as much as they
21:41
they spend on keeping those grass fields
21:44
like in pristine condition i imagine they
21:47
don't want a longhorn you know
21:50
Freaking eighteen hundred pounds of beef
21:52
running out onto the field and tearing it
21:54
up right before the game starts.
21:57
And let's not forget West Virginia
21:58
University with Davy Crockett running out
22:01
onto the field and shooting a musket into
22:03
the air.
22:04
As one does.
22:06
Because in West Virginia...
22:09
Yeah, makes sense.
22:10
That's probably here while I shoot this
22:11
gun.
22:12
That's probably just some dude.
22:17
That's probably just some dude like just
22:19
got off work and got out there and
22:21
just runs out onto the field randomly.
22:24
Oh, that's outstanding.
22:26
Yes.
22:27
I took out George's bulldog one time.
22:29
I remember that and almost stomped on him.
22:32
That's a thing that happened.
22:36
Appalachian State.
22:38
Has Daniel Boone as a mascot?
22:41
I don't think that West Virginia's mascot
22:43
is actually Davy Crockett or Daniel Boone.
22:46
It's just a guy that came back from
22:48
his hunting trip.
22:50
Yeah, that's an actual dude.
22:52
Who stumbled out onto the field after
22:54
tailgating.
22:56
It's muzzleloader season.
22:57
Stand by.
23:01
I don't think it's Davy Crockett or Daniel
23:02
Boone either because I'm pretty sure both
23:04
of those guys are dead.
23:08
dude you didn't say spoiler alert oh sorry
23:11
sorry in case y'all didn't know these guys
23:14
are both really really old uh let me
23:17
grab i would say birch at this point
23:19
is how many uh that's what he looks
23:26
like yeah because that that horse looks
23:30
drunk hundred percent hundred percent i
23:33
just got back from the hunting camp
23:39
Yeah, it's weird how that works, Ramirez.
23:41
Every time I just go to blast in
23:43
downtown and the police show up and you
23:46
got to come with us and all of
23:47
that fun shit.
23:49
Yeah, but when it's a musket,
23:51
you've got to drop the ball.
23:52
You got to put the gunpowder in.
23:54
You got to pack it.
23:56
By the time you get a second shot,
23:57
you better hit it with the first one
23:59
because by the time you get the second
24:00
one ready.
24:01
Aim small, miss small.
24:04
Aim small, miss small.
24:07
Army blasts off cannons when they score
24:09
and the Golden Knights jump into the
24:10
stadium with the ball and flag.
24:12
Hey,
24:13
I don't know what the ball and flag
24:14
stuff is, but...
24:18
That sounds more like a Navy thing,
24:19
but yeah, I get you.
24:21
So that actually reminds me.
24:22
So last night,
24:24
I've said I'm home alone all week.
24:27
And before the football game started,
24:28
I was like, hey,
24:29
I'll just throw a movie on.
24:30
And so there's this new Olivia Wilde movie
24:33
called I Want Your Sex.
24:35
And I like Olivia Wilde.
24:36
I'm sorry?
24:37
Exactly.
24:39
From like her days on house and all
24:42
of that stuff.
24:42
And so I turned it on.
24:45
And my question to you is,
24:49
How far into a movie is it appropriate
24:51
to bail?
24:53
And at what point have you crossed the
24:54
line where you just have to see it
24:56
to the end?
24:57
Oh, man.
25:01
So this is going to make me sound
25:06
like a giant pansy.
25:08
And yes,
25:09
a ball and flag remind me of last
25:11
night, Ortega,
25:12
because I was watching this movie and it
25:13
was essentially softcore porn.
25:17
Featuring Olivia Wilde?
25:18
Yes.
25:18
What was the name of it again?
25:20
I Want Your Sex.
25:21
For research purposes.
25:28
Anyway, getting back to the, you know,
25:30
how long is it appropriate?
25:31
So the first time I ever watched the
25:36
haunted videotape,
25:39
The Ring.
25:39
No, The Ring.
25:40
The Ring.
25:41
It was just me and my ex-wife.
25:46
It was asleep,
25:47
turned off all the lights in the house,
25:48
just sitting in the living room watching
25:49
it.
25:50
And it's the most ridiculous premise for a
25:51
movie, for a horror movie.
25:54
Not that horror movies have these really
25:56
solid premises, but to me, I'm like,
25:59
oh yeah, she haunted a VHS tape?
26:02
Oh no,
26:02
let me just erase it and call it
26:04
good and we just go on about your
26:05
business, right?
26:07
We called that Poltergeist back in
26:09
Exactly.
26:10
And at some point, like it bothered me.
26:15
It really did.
26:15
And when the girl,
26:17
I think maybe at one point they climb
26:20
up,
26:20
she climbs out the TV and I looked
26:22
at Michelle and I said,
26:23
we turn this off whenever you're ready.
26:25
Like I have no problem doing that
26:27
whatsoever.
26:27
I am not invested enough that I need
26:28
to see what goes on at the end.
26:30
I'm done.
26:32
So,
26:33
and I want to say that was pretty
26:34
far into it because I was laughing at
26:36
it at first.
26:37
I was like, really?
26:38
Is this really what happened?
26:39
Like blockbusters haunted now, I guess.
26:42
What's happening?
26:47
And I was one hundred percent ready to
26:49
turn it off.
26:50
There's some of the like so bad it's
26:53
good stuff that I will watch all the
26:55
way through.
26:56
Like Sharknado.
26:58
I've seen all of them.
27:01
i have not been one bro all of
27:05
them and i will watch all of them
27:07
the entire way through but it's one of
27:09
those things that it's supposed to be like
27:10
that right it's so terrible but like i'm
27:15
i'm hell yeah let's go let's see let's
27:17
see how bad this is going to happen
27:18
and like how bad is this going to
27:20
there's sharks flying through the sky
27:21
because they're caught up in the tornado
27:24
and they just so happen to be hitting
27:25
these like it's fantastic but there's also
27:28
something that's bad and it's just hard to
27:30
watch
27:33
so so in this movie it starts with
27:35
a dead body in a pool as okay
27:39
right and so like they're leading you on
27:43
that there's going there's a murder
27:44
mystery and one of the main characters is
27:47
now being questioned by the police and
27:49
it's basically all looking back at how
27:53
they got to this day where you find
27:56
the body in the pool oh yeah so
27:58
you don't know like what happened series
28:01
of flashbacks
28:03
As he's telling the police how they got
28:07
to this day.
28:08
And so that was intriguing.
28:10
Like, that was a storyline that I was,
28:11
okay,
28:12
how'd the dead body end up in the
28:13
pool?
28:14
I want to know.
28:14
Right.
28:16
But there gets to be a point where
28:18
that's a thin thread that I turned it
28:25
off at thirty minutes.
28:28
I just couldn't.
28:30
I just couldn't.
28:36
But there still is this little part of
28:38
my brain going,
28:39
I still don't know what happened.
28:40
How did that happen?
28:42
Right.
28:44
And you can't,
28:45
because you've never seen it before,
28:46
you can't just fast forward through parts
28:47
and be like, okay, this is stupid.
28:49
I don't actually need to see this.
28:50
I don't actually need to see this.
28:51
You'd have to watch the whole damn thing.
28:55
that's terrible yeah look mark's mark got
28:57
a point just google the ending and call
29:00
it a day scott that's what i should
29:02
do uh it's it's actually not on a
29:06
platform train it's still in theaters i
29:09
think it just came uh to where you
29:11
could like rent it on demand
29:17
I did not rent it.
29:19
I have a way of seeing it.
29:21
And I'll leave it at that.
29:22
No, no, no, no, no.
29:26
I did not rent the Olivia Wilde.
29:30
I did not.
29:31
I did not pay for it, thank God.
29:33
If I paid for it, damn it,
29:34
I'm watching it till the end.
29:36
I don't care how bad it sucks.
29:37
Yeah.
29:39
I really, really don't.
29:40
I'm going to watch the entire thing.
29:42
I am getting my two dollars ninety nine
29:44
cents worth.
29:45
absolutely absolutely i did i said she's
29:51
calling police you are the police i'm
29:56
calling the cops you is the cops what
29:59
is that she has no jurisdiction in ohio
30:03
as far as you know that's true as
30:06
far as you know she probably knows some
30:08
people i feel like all the cops i
30:09
know know some people like i can get
30:11
some stuff done
30:13
so like kill bill i bailed when she
30:16
was going to kill the mother in front
30:17
of the daughter i don't even know if
30:18
she killed the mother or if the daughter
30:20
died or any of that stuff i just
30:23
i those are like deal breakers for me
30:26
and i'm out yeah like don't hurt kids
30:29
man oh i don't my wife's all into
30:32
like all the the true crime ah you
30:34
know blah blah whatever so some stuff
30:38
Yes, I'm okay with it.
30:39
Right.
30:40
But like we go to, I said,
30:42
there's one of like,
30:43
this lady was killing babies into NICU and
30:45
I'm like, Nope, not watching that.
30:47
Don't need to know anything about that.
30:49
I'm perfectly,
30:49
I'm not going to sleep tonight.
30:51
And like, and there's a bunch of them,
30:53
this lady murdered her children.
30:54
Nope.
30:55
The one about the dude who murdered his
30:58
wife and his three kids and like,
31:04
and was, oh,
31:05
I don't know what happened to him,
31:06
officer or whatnot.
31:08
I want to stab that dude pretty badly
31:09
still.
31:10
And that was eighteen years ago or
31:12
whenever it was.
31:13
I have no idea how long ago.
31:14
I just know it was a while back.
31:16
I can't do those whatsoever.
31:18
I will turn that off before it even
31:19
starts.
31:20
Don't mess with it.
31:24
Yeah, but Meredith,
31:25
that kid turned out to be okay.
31:28
I never made it to episode two.
31:31
The amount of gratuity in episode one.
31:33
Oh, well, yeah.
31:38
I've tried to watch it two times and
31:41
I never got past maybe episode one and
31:43
a half.
31:47
It's a pretty hardcore show.
31:49
And I just couldn't.
31:52
It took me three attempts to get through
31:54
Sopranos.
31:56
I still haven't watched Sopranos.
32:01
Those people eat plain Cheerios.
32:04
It's sociopath behavior.
32:07
Sociopath behavior.
32:08
What do you want?
32:09
Do you have any Civil War area bedding?
32:12
I could probably eat some of that,
32:13
maybe with some milk.
32:16
Give me a spoon and some milk.
32:20
So back on college football, just briefly.
32:23
Yes.
32:23
Kind of.
32:24
So I'm all excited because like there's
32:26
real football on last night.
32:28
One,
32:29
I'm too damn old to stay up late
32:30
for those Thursday night games.
32:32
Not doing that.
32:33
Just going to say that.
32:34
but it's Colorado Georgia tech.
32:36
And it really felt to me like a
32:38
game.
32:39
Like when Dion Sanders came to Colorado,
32:41
it was like, this is, this is innovative.
32:43
He's going to pull people in because they
32:45
go to the NFL and blah, blah, blah.
32:47
And Shader Sanders can't even start for
32:50
the Cleveland Browns.
32:51
And, um,
32:53
Travis Hunter is hurt and hasn't even
32:56
started for the Jaguars.
32:57
And so like, right.
32:59
So you get Colorado Georgia Tech and
33:01
Alberto Mendoza is starting for Georgia
33:05
Tech, the brother of Fernando Mendoza,
33:07
who was about to ask you.
33:08
Okay.
33:09
And all it reminded me of are those
33:11
eighties action movies.
33:13
Yeah.
33:13
they couldn't get the big stars so you'd
33:17
see a big font like norris stallone yeah
33:20
whatever right turns out it was frank
33:22
stallone it was frank stallone and bill
33:24
norris right
33:31
Schwarzenegger.
33:33
It's Francis Schwarzenegger.
33:35
It's Arnold's second cousin, actually.
33:38
And you'd get duped because they'd put in
33:40
huge font, Norris, Stallone, blah, blah,
33:42
blah.
33:43
And then you'd turn around and go...
33:45
who the hell are these guys?
33:46
Yeah.
33:47
All of a sudden he shows up.
33:48
He's like,
33:48
that dude looks vaguely familiar.
33:50
Like I should know who he is.
33:52
I don't understand.
33:52
Oh, that's Sylvester Stallone's brother,
33:55
Frank,
33:56
who was in a movie for some reason.
33:57
Cause he can't act.
33:58
Not that,
33:59
Stallone is this fantastic Oscar-winning
34:03
actor by any stretch of the imagination.
34:05
He won an Oscar.
34:07
I enjoy what he does.
34:09
He won an Oscar, dude.
34:10
Oh, yeah.
34:11
I'm sorry.
34:14
You're right.
34:15
Rocky for Best Director, Best Writing.
34:18
Yep.
34:19
I was movie every time.
34:20
I think, yeah, but that's not,
34:22
I don't go there with him.
34:23
Like, I don't,
34:24
I don't think about that part of it
34:25
because I was too young to, uh, well,
34:28
first of all,
34:29
to give a shit about the Oscars.
34:30
All I can think of now is like
34:32
the expendables, right?
34:36
As long as you don't,
34:38
don't dog at Tulsa King.
34:40
And, uh, Oh no, dude, I enjoyed,
34:42
I watched the first season of Tulsa King.
34:43
That was fantastic.
34:45
That was fantastic.
34:46
It's fun, dude.
34:47
And it's him doing the stuff that he
34:48
does best.
34:50
Yeah.
34:50
Like just walking around being Italian.
34:56
I think you'd enjoy season three because
34:57
it's all around the bourbon industry.
34:59
And I do like good bourbon.
35:03
I know.
35:03
I know about Oklahoma.
35:04
And you like Stallone being Stallone.
35:06
So there you go.
35:06
I do like Stallone being Stallone.
35:08
And the bad guy is the same bad
35:10
guy from Terminator two.
35:13
Oh,
35:13
he is really good in stuff patrick robert.
35:16
Patrick.
35:16
Yes Um,
35:18
he is very very good and stuff like
35:20
that.
35:21
He's been in lately.
35:21
He was in uh,
35:22
he was a bad guy in Uh one
35:27
episode of reacher maybe the whole season
35:29
I don't remember Whenever they had the
35:34
whole teams that uh season two reacher
35:36
maybe he's fat now like he doesn't look
35:38
the same
35:40
He's not that he's not,
35:41
he's not determined.
35:42
He's not a T-one thousand.
35:44
Yeah.
35:44
He's not a T-one thousand anymore.
35:46
Yeah.
35:46
You know, for the,
35:47
the scene where he's chasing, um,
35:50
chasing the kid on a motorcycle,
35:52
on a dirt bike, um,
35:53
That's really him running after the dirt
35:56
bike.
35:57
He practiced running robotic.
36:00
I read it the other day and not
36:02
breathing or not looking like he was out
36:04
of breath.
36:05
And he was fast enough where he was
36:07
actually catching a dirt bike.
36:09
It's wild.
36:10
And you look at him now, you're like,
36:11
oh, yeah, no,
36:11
you are a seventy five year old man.
36:16
Cool.
36:17
Joseph must be doing something else.
36:20
Because that's what started the whole
36:21
conversation is that Robert Patrick was
36:23
the bad guy in Tulsa King, dude.
36:25
He missed that part of it.
36:26
It's fine.
36:28
Every time I see him,
36:29
and I do this for all these other
36:32
people, right?
36:33
You see Robert Patrick in something and
36:35
you're like,
36:35
I wouldn't mess with that dude.
36:37
He can turn his hands into giant silver
36:39
knives and poke you in the eyes or
36:42
something like that.
36:43
Do you remember how cutting edge that CGI
36:45
was?
36:46
Dude, it still holds up.
36:49
Go watch Terminator two right now.
36:51
That's re-releasing it in theaters for
36:54
like an anniversary thing.
36:56
That's amazing.
36:58
I'd go watch it.
36:59
I'd go watch it again.
37:00
I watched it in a theater back in
37:01
what it was, ninety two or whatnot.
37:05
I would I would I would go check
37:06
that out again.
37:07
Oh, sorry.
37:08
He was snacking on plain Cheerios.
37:10
You are not a sociopath.
37:13
Remember, as I know better,
37:14
anybody who's got pocket tacos is
37:16
definitely not a sociopath.
37:21
They're re-releasing Endgame before...
37:26
And adding ten minutes to a three-hour
37:28
movie that supposedly isn't essential to
37:32
see the next one.
37:34
You're going to make me sit through three
37:35
hours of the movie that I've seen like
37:37
three times already to watch ten minutes
37:41
that I need for the next movie?
37:43
That is horseshit.
37:45
The good news is that if you wait
37:47
long enough,
37:48
somebody will put out one of these recap
37:49
videos and be like,
37:50
here's what you missed if you didn't go
37:51
see the re-release of Endgame in the
37:53
theaters.
37:55
That is the biggest money,
38:00
obvious money grab
38:02
And it's probably because Endgame wants to
38:05
get back to number one on the all-time
38:07
chart, right?
38:08
Right.
38:08
Because they re-released it with the ten
38:10
minutes and now it goes up the charts
38:12
even more and beats Brand New Day or
38:15
Tomorrow Day or whatever from Spider-Man.
38:18
it's brand new you just you just put
38:21
brand new day in tomorrow never dies like
38:23
and then which is two completely separate
38:27
movies all smash smash it together and i
38:29
love that i love the tom holland
38:30
spiderman's i just i they're they're all
38:33
about a day and i can't remember which
38:35
one
38:36
Right.
38:36
No, you're not wrong.
38:38
The first one's on Tuesday and the third
38:40
one's on a Friday.
38:41
I don't know.
38:43
I think the first one was on a
38:44
Tuesday because it was homecoming.
38:45
And generally speaking,
38:46
homecoming is not on a Tuesday.
38:47
But, I mean,
38:48
maybe it is where you are,
38:49
where you grew up.
38:52
Oh, no, homecoming, no way home.
38:57
No,
38:57
no way home was right before Brand New
38:59
Day.
39:00
Jesus Christ.
39:00
Was that the one with Macaulay Culkin?
39:02
And, uh, yes, yes.
39:06
Well,
39:06
Cody Coggins could have been an Avenger.
39:08
I mean,
39:09
if they got a guy that shoots bull
39:10
and arrows, like that's his,
39:11
that's his entire thing.
39:13
Hey, I would argue that, uh,
39:16
Kevin from home alone has more skills than
39:18
Hawkeye.
39:19
He's right up there for sure.
39:21
Right.
39:22
The paint cans,
39:23
the hot iron on the knob, the,
39:25
the micro machines that whatever, uh,
39:29
He was like Batman for the Marvel
39:32
Universe.
39:33
Lying to adults?
39:35
You come to the store by yourself?
39:39
Ma'am, I'm ten years old.
39:43
None of this is negativity, Ortega.
39:46
I love Spider-Man.
39:48
I love all the Spider-Mans.
39:49
I love them.
39:51
i just the titles confuse me that's all
39:54
well i mean to be fair look daniel
39:56
just homecoming far from home no way home
40:00
so they're all home yeah that's why the
40:03
kevin from home alone is in the new
40:05
one he's in the new one yeah no
40:07
way home alone and in brand new day
40:10
have you seen brand new day yet i
40:12
have not it's really good i've been a
40:15
little busy like on the road and then
40:16
like
40:18
Yeah,
40:18
and you've been at home all week by
40:21
yourself.
40:21
You don't even have a dog to worry
40:23
about right now.
40:23
Dude, I've been building a drum set.
40:25
I saw that.
40:26
I saw that.
40:28
I even quoted you in the caption.
40:31
Did you touch my... I mean, it is.
40:33
Look,
40:33
it's cheaper than a convertible by far.
40:37
A lot easier to take care of.
40:40
right we don't have to worry about getting
40:41
the oil change putting tires on or any
40:43
other good so yeah look mark phillips got
40:47
you coming this future special way to
40:49
watch to see brand new day uh i
40:52
that special way doesn't work for brand
40:54
new day yet not yet it's only for
40:58
olivia wild soft core movies fine it's
41:04
fine holy smokes
41:08
Anyway.
41:09
Hey, did you see this?
41:10
I'm going to pull this up because just
41:12
because we're a CrossFit show,
41:13
I'm going to just say one thing.
41:15
It's one thing.
41:17
Then we'll go back to like Cheerios and
41:20
Mr. T cereal.
41:21
Love it.
41:23
Do you see the WFP announced that they
41:25
are doing the crown,
41:26
which I'm told by Lex has been around
41:29
for a while,
41:30
but now they're kind of in conjunction
41:32
with WFP.
41:33
Okay.
41:34
But it is a, an event for,
41:36
I'll hit the slide here for, um, ages,
41:40
athletes, age,
41:43
and it's now going to be held at
41:44
the finals of WFP.
41:47
And it's by invite only.
41:48
You just have to send in your application
41:51
to WFP to be considered.
41:53
What's the criteria to be?
41:58
They don't give that.
42:01
And there are divisions of kings and
42:02
queens.
42:05
And the winner gets the crown, apparently.
42:07
I don't know if y'all noticed or not,
42:08
but sixteen-year-old kings never works out
42:11
well.
42:13
Never works out well.
42:14
That doesn't usually end well at all.
42:18
um it's thirty kings thirty queens will
42:20
compete and uh here's where it says that
42:23
it's invite only apply by filling out the
42:25
form in our bio blah blah blah yeah
42:29
i'm with the old fake savant here who's
42:31
paying for these kids flights at christmas
42:34
time listen dude so the pit the pit
42:37
the pit prodigies would i don't they do
42:40
that here in the states yeah
42:43
This is happening in Europe,
42:44
and if you look at the trend of
42:48
where our teen athletes are coming from at
42:50
the games, the majority is now overseas.
42:54
Yeah.
42:55
So this gives a competition for those kids
42:58
in Europe to be able to go to
43:01
that's not here in the States.
43:04
I think it's a cool thing.
43:06
And I think that the more that WFP
43:10
teams up with like heart of America or
43:14
world or the crown, holy shit.
43:19
Uh,
43:19
lightning just hit right outside my
43:20
window.
43:21
Oh, um,
43:26
it sounded like someone was driving their
43:28
car through my house.
43:29
I hope not.
43:30
That's usually a descriptor I give when
43:34
I'm discussing homeowners insurance with
43:35
somebody.
43:35
It's like,
43:36
if somebody drives an AT wheeler through
43:37
your living room,
43:38
let's pray that nobody drove an AT
43:40
wheeler.
43:41
Anyway,
43:43
it gives the opportunity for the kids
43:46
overseas to have a big-time competition to
43:49
go to other than the games.
43:52
And I think that partnering with these
43:54
competitions is helping WFP build a
43:58
community
44:00
in a way that's different from like the
44:02
organic way of CrossFit.
44:03
Well, good for them.
44:09
it's got Ainsley's fingerprints all over
44:11
it oh yeah absolutely doing this thing and
44:15
partnering with them it's very much like
44:19
Ainsley has taken the reins and has a
44:22
strategic plan which we did not have in
44:25
season one no their plan within season one
44:29
was like I got this spaghetti I'm going
44:31
to throw it against the wall and see
44:32
what sticks essentially yeah
44:38
I just want to leave you with this
44:39
one thing and it's not CrossFit,
44:42
but it is.
44:45
Rebecca Fuseli is one of my favorite
44:47
people in the world.
44:49
And she did a video about a passenger
44:55
in your car with a protein shake and
44:57
their shake a bottle.
44:59
And it just reminded me of a story
45:01
that I wanted to tell.
45:01
So I'm going to show this for a
45:03
second.
45:03
Sure.
45:06
Hey, Hey, thanks for picking me up.
45:09
Yeah, no problem.
45:11
How was your workout?
45:12
Oh, it was good.
45:13
It was good.
45:16
I did some squats.
45:19
Yep.
45:20
Did some bike intervals, but you know,
45:22
those, those always suck.
45:27
So you get the point, right?
45:29
Why is it that we always have to
45:31
reshake our protein shake every time
45:33
before we take a drink?
45:37
literally got mine from this morning still
45:40
early on in my crossfit career i had
45:42
a protein shake chocolate after a workout
45:47
uh the owner of my gym is my
45:48
neck was my next door neighbor at the
45:50
time he goes hey just hop in the
45:52
cargo and so he had a leased white
45:55
nissan murano i get in the car and
45:58
i do the shake
45:59
And I did not have the cap on.
46:01
Next thing you know, Jed's a millionaire.
46:04
And there was chocolate shake all over the
46:08
front of his leased Nissan Murano.
46:12
I cannot tell you how many times I
46:14
have done that because like,
46:16
especially if you don't make sure that
46:18
that lid is tight on there,
46:19
you're going to have shit scattered from
46:22
hell to breakfast and back.
46:23
It drives my wife bananas because it
46:25
doesn't matter what's in it.
46:27
Like protein, electrolytes, whatever.
46:30
Like I'm every single time.
46:33
It doesn't matter if I just finished
46:34
shaking it before I take a sip.
46:35
I'm over it.
46:36
Let me ask you this.
46:37
You do this too.
46:42
Cause you gotta get that, that,
46:43
that residue.
46:46
Because that one microgram of protein that
46:50
got on the cap lid is going to
46:52
make all the difference.
46:53
Waste not, want not.
46:55
I'm just saying.
46:56
I will say that nowadays I do that
47:00
like every other scoop or every other sip
47:03
instead of every sip.
47:06
I like the cap.
47:12
Put a scoop of grape nuts in there.
47:13
It mixes it well.
47:16
Instead of a blender ball,
47:17
put in some grape nuts.
47:18
If you don't have a blender ball,
47:21
get you some.
47:22
Get you some.
47:23
Get you some grape nuts because it won't
47:25
dissolve.
47:25
I can promise you that much.
47:27
The problem is that if you get a
47:28
sip and now all of a sudden you're
47:29
choking on rocks, nobody wants that.
47:34
Did you get the grape nuts?
47:37
The grape nuts, by the time they resolve,
47:40
the protein shake will be so stinky that
47:43
you'll have to throw it away anyway.
47:44
Absolutely.
47:45
Absolutely.
47:47
I mean, it's a partial use thing.
47:49
It's like you can buy...
47:52
These stones that are like cubes,
47:55
you put them in a freezer basically.
47:57
Instead of ice.
47:59
Instead of ice for your whiskey or
48:00
whatnot.
48:01
Same thing for grape nuts.
48:02
You just buy a box of them,
48:04
use it, shake it up.
48:05
You're probably going to want to strain it
48:07
so that you don't swallow rocks.
48:12
Or live on the edge, man.
48:14
And I'm not doing that.
48:17
I'm too old to live on edge.
48:22
Not doing that.
48:23
So nice.
48:25
Plain Cheerios will mix it up.
48:26
So nice.
48:27
So nice.
48:28
Oh, very nice.
48:30
Very nice.
48:33
Last time I washed that shake about the
48:35
beginning of the week.
48:39
My wife hates that.
48:42
Because like, you know,
48:43
you have shaker bars for different things.
48:45
You have like your pre-workout,
48:47
you have your protein, you have, right?
48:49
Pre-workout, like, I just keep adding two.
48:53
By the end of the week,
48:53
we have four different flavors going on in
48:55
there.
48:56
And then it's time to throw it in
48:58
the dishwasher, right?
48:59
For the weekend.
49:00
Right.
49:01
But like during the week,
49:02
I don't need to wash it for every
49:03
use.
49:04
No.
49:05
Dude, this thing,
49:06
it's got water in it at twenty four
49:09
hours a day, seven days a week.
49:11
And I'm constantly doing this with it.
49:13
So like there's no residue left in there
49:15
because it can't get in there.
49:17
I will wash it.
49:20
I do wash it.
49:21
Meg, you need to toughen up.
49:22
Now, protein,
49:25
I will not do more than one use.
49:28
That stuff gets gross real fast.
49:30
If it gets into places, it does.
49:33
Especially if you don't close the lid all
49:35
the way and you accidentally get it all
49:36
over the cup.
49:37
Yeah, it's coming out.
49:38
I'm washing it.
49:39
We're going to make a whole new one.
49:40
Dude,
49:42
that shit stinks by day two every time.
49:46
Come on.
49:46
I'm telling you, don't.
49:50
Yeah,
49:50
I got an iron stomach and I can't
49:51
smell anything.
49:52
I don't have COVID.
49:54
I can smell just fine.
49:56
Just throwing that out there.
50:00
Speaking of gross,
50:00
something that isn't gross is Thirdsy.
50:03
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50:04
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50:08
That is Thirdsy.com backslash Jazzy.
50:11
You know why it's not gross?
50:12
Because it doesn't have that melatonin in
50:14
it that makes you all groggy the next
50:17
day.
50:19
And dude,
50:19
I got another eight hours of sleep last
50:21
night.
50:22
I'm going into a weekend,
50:24
bacheloring it up,
50:25
and I've got two nights of great sleep,
50:28
and I'll still probably be asleep at nine
50:30
tonight watching the Olivia Wilde movie.
50:35
My wife texted me this morning.
50:38
So I got up early.
50:40
I was supposed to,
50:40
like my other arm was still set for
50:41
me to be able to coach this morning,
50:43
but I wasn't actually coaching this
50:44
morning.
50:45
But she got it before I did,
50:46
which is like three forty five,
50:49
some crazy shit like that.
50:50
Right.
50:51
i didn't think no no but just sometimes
50:52
she does that like she can't sleep
50:54
whatever she go get on the couch turn
50:55
on tv and fall asleep in front of
50:56
tv is what she ended up doing but
50:58
she texted me while i was at the
51:00
gym and she said i had a wild
51:02
ass dream i was like oh please do
51:04
tell she said now we live in south
51:07
louisiana i'm going to say that one more
51:09
time we live in south louisiana and she
51:12
dreamed that there was a volcano
51:17
a volcano that was apparently erupting.
51:22
And she was trying to, I said,
51:23
I did hear you talking in your sleep.
51:24
She said, yeah,
51:25
I was trying to get in touch with
51:26
you and you were at the gym and
51:28
you wouldn't answer the phone.
51:29
But now all of a sudden you came
51:30
home and you just got right to work.
51:32
And I was like, okay.
51:35
I said,
51:36
I'm pretty sure if there was volcanic
51:37
activity in the general vicinity of where
51:40
we live, I'd be home.
51:42
Just throwing that out there.
51:42
I don't know how much we could actually
51:44
do about it,
51:44
but we would take care of it.
51:47
I think the writers of nine one to
51:49
one just have a new,
51:50
just came up with a new idea.
51:51
She sent me a video cause there's a,
51:55
they were re-airing an old episode or
51:57
something like that.
51:59
sent me a video on instagram i think
52:02
yesterday from nine one one nashville and
52:07
it was they were at a water park
52:10
okay and they're showing the kids at the
52:12
top of a water slide and like you
52:13
know as a kid that's the lifeguard or
52:14
whatnot and she puts this little girl on
52:17
it and little girl takes off and all
52:18
of a sudden these freaking teenagers come
52:20
out of nowhere and like basically throw
52:23
her out the way like we're gonna
52:25
and start flinging themselves down this
52:28
water slide and then one of them stops
52:30
himself and then the other ones just keep
52:33
piling up until they get like twenty
52:34
people in the water slide and like the
52:36
little girl that they showed the beginning
52:38
comes out lands in the water and she's
52:41
like you turn around all of a sudden
52:43
it's collapsing and his children I'm
52:45
laughing because I'm like there's no way
52:51
on God's green earth
52:53
Like it's just going to break perfectly.
52:55
And all of a sudden it's just spilling.
52:56
Look, of course you do.
52:58
Of course you do.
53:01
Of course you do.
53:02
uh they've had everything on nine one
53:04
volcano tidal wave they went to space too
53:06
yeah we know we know we know the
53:09
first season of nine one one was so
53:11
good and then it complete like i think
53:14
they they they sucked on a bowl and
53:18
they said hey what can we do and
53:21
the audience still tune in because they
53:23
believe it the fact that there's so many
53:26
spin-offs
53:28
Right.
53:29
Like when there's, like you said,
53:30
there's low star Nashville.
53:33
Yeah, dude.
53:34
No, no.
53:35
And like, they're out of ideas.
53:37
Clearly they out of ideas.
53:38
The one in Nashville where all of a
53:40
sudden there was somebody was touring a
53:43
bourbon facility and it caught on fire for
53:47
some reason.
53:51
Some dude, I wish I could find it,
53:53
made a reel about he's a fireman.
53:55
He's like, hey,
53:56
this is why this would never happen.
53:58
He just went through all the various
54:00
things.
54:02
I'm waiting for DC.
54:03
Yeah, of course you are.
54:05
Maybe you could be an extra.
54:07
Maybe you could be an extra, Meg.
54:09
You could just be an episode of nine
54:10
one one DC.
54:13
Meg,
54:13
what you should do is get a hold
54:15
of Corey's wife,
54:16
have her dream up these things,
54:18
and then you just write them down.
54:20
Cast it and you've got nine one one
54:22
DC.
54:24
She's like, she said, I'm like, why, why,
54:27
why are you watching this?
54:27
This is so unbelievably ridiculous.
54:29
And her, uh,
54:31
her invariable response is I don't have to
54:35
think about it.
54:36
I could just like, she knows it's stupid.
54:39
Reno nine one one is the same show
54:41
way at this point.
54:43
It's basically the same show.
54:45
One is just as ridiculous.
54:46
Yeah.
54:47
More laughs.
54:48
The difference is that Reno nine one one
54:50
is trying to be funny.
54:51
And this one is funny without trying to
54:53
be.
54:55
period that's that's the two differences
55:00
all right man don't forget to like and
55:01
subscribe to the channel i always forget
55:03
to say that always said it in two
55:05
months uh with that we are going to
55:08
take off have a great labor day weekend
55:12
there's not going to be a sunday night
55:13
show this week it'll be tuesday again
55:15
because of the holiday um
55:19
And I'll probably do one Monday just
55:22
because I'll be here by myself.
55:25
Not if I'm home, but I mean,
55:28
I'll jump on, I'm sure.
55:30
All right.
55:30
Take us out, Vicky.
55:31
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
55:33
room to jazz me up.
55:35
I'm already jazzy.
55:47
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
55:48
saddle.
55:49
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
55:50
saddle.
55:51
Talking reps,
55:52
real life strength in the battle.
55:55
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
55:57
we cover it all.
56:00
Midday motivation every time we press
56:02
call.
56:04
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy,
56:06
bring the heat.
56:06
CrossFit, movies, music, home repeat.