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Bonus IMPROV - Here's a 2-Liter of Mello Yello · Very Fine Friends

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  welcome to very very fine friends
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  bonus bonus
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  improv
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  Joe
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  can we please get a suggestion
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  for our improv
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  your suggestion is eczema
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  eczema
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  hmm
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  I don't think it should be called that
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  because it really has nothing to do with eggs
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  or zima
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  the drink
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  is that like a wine cooler
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  it was like a
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  smirnoff ice before there was smirnoff ice
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  I have a distinct memory
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  of being in a van
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  with someone
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  as a child
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  and them coming out of a liquor store
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  and they had a case of Fuzzy Navels.
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  Do you remember Fuzzy Navels?
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  And they let me have some.
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  What?
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  Yeah.
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  Was this...
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  Was this before or after they gave you candy?
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  Yeah, I know.
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  That was the candy.
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  A stranger?
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  No, it was like a friend of my dad's.
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  Did he say,
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  little boy.
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  You're not making this better.
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  I'm a friend of your father's.
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  get in my van. I don't remember
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  anything else. I just remember I got to taste
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  the fuzzy navel and as an adult I think
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  that's a horribly disgusting name for
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  a drink. It is.
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  Is that a peachy drink? I think
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  so. Is navel a type
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  of peach? It's a type of orange.
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  Oh yeah, you're right. It's a type of orange.
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  Oh, I never
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  put that together. I thought this was a belly button thing.
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  I mean, that is gross.
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  I think that's what it's supposed to
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  make you think. I choose to think
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  it's about the fruit because it is gross if it's about
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  the belly button a fuzzy belly button take this back to the kitchen yeah i am a little worried
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  about what memories you're repressing here you guys uh i'm okay uh you were alone with a friend
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  of your dad's in his van and he gave you drinks and he got you drunk you don't remember anything
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  else after that you don't understand vans are everywhere in the early 90s and then also when
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  i asked my dad about him he said he had never heard of him before where were you all afternoon
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  I have no friends
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  oh that's funny
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  well I'm glad you're
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  you're okay with it it's not worrying you
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  well fuzzy navel
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  how old were you
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  don't know don't remember
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  younger than 10
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  okay
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  why was I sipping on a fuzzy navel
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  I don't know
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  yeah it one thing if you were like like high school age and it like you can have a sip of a beer Yeah I still don think that advisable if it someone else child
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  Yeah, exactly.
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  But at least that it's like, okay, you're going to be drinking soon.
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  You might even be drinking right now.
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  I'm the cool one.
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  I'm a cool perv.
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  I'm one of those cool pervs.
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  No, don't tell your dad.
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  This is called grooming.
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  Yeah.
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  that's weird yeah um i wonder why smirnoff ice made it but zima didn't
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  because like that was even really was was it just ahead of its time or is it because have you ever
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  heard of icing icing yeah it's um maybe that zima just didn't have a cool game like icing
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  icing is this thing where you'd i think people still could theoretically do it to this day
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  where you hide a Smirnoff ice someplace
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  and then if somebody finds it,
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  whoever finds it has to immediately,
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  I think they take a knee and chug the Smirnoff ice.
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  So it's a big thing in college.
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  You'd put it in someone's medicine cabinet or something
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  so they're waking up to brush their teeth
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  and they open it and they have to chug a Smirnoff ice
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  first thing in the morning.
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  Or in the dishwasher, someone's just doing dishes
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  and then there's a Smirnoff ice in there.
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  That's kind of fun.
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  It is kind of a fun game.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, Zima didn't have a game.
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  That's right.
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  And also, almost no one else does.
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  I don't know if that explains it.
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  Well, but I mean, Zima wasn't good.
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  Spirit of Ice isn't good.
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  So in the marketplace of ideas, what needs to set one of them?
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  Actually, yeah, maybe your dad's friend was just playing a fun game.
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  Anytime you buy a pack of fuzzy navels, you have to give it to someone who's under 10.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Well, those are so light on alcohol.
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  It's called naveling.
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  it's called fuzzing
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  it's called inies and outies
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  maybe because there was a product called noxzema
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  that was a facial cream yeah maybe i like the way that smelled me too
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  that was good i like all intense smells that are medicinal yeah
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  and now improv
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  Rachel, sorry it took me so long.
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  Oh, no problem.
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  What was going on?
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  I got us a pizza.
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  Oh, great.
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  Thank you.
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  Oh, pizza.
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  Yeah, it smells good, isn't it?
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  Just remember, you have to throw the first slice in someone's face.
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  It can't be me.
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  I know, I know, I know the game.
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  I don't mean to repeat the rules.
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  I know we've been playing this for years.
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  Oh God I wish I just wish you didn bring this pizza to this orphanage Because they hungry for pizza Yeah and they don understand the game yet
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  But rules are rules.
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  Rules are rules.
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  Plus, they can still eat it even if they take it to the face.
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  Well, no, they're not allowed.
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  That's part of the rules.
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  Oh, I always forget that one sub part.
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  All right.
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  Well, oh, God, this pizza looks so good.
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  Oh, it's hot.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Hot, hot, hot, hot.
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  Hi, Miss Rachel.
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  rules are rules oh that was cute
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  how much makes you want a kid never oh man this is so good it's really good i also got us beverages
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  oh yeah yeah here's a two liter of mellow yellow oh you know what you have to do i know what i have
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  to do
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  I have to
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  find a dog
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  and
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  force him to drink half of it
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  while I ride it
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  rules are rules
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  rules are rules
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  oh here comes a Yorkie
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  oh god I wish he was a bigger dog
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  oh hey hey little guy
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  hey little guy come here
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  Let me put this saddle on you.
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  Now drink this mellow yellow.
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  The second half of this mellow yellow is so good.
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  Oh, yeah, it's so good.
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  I love our life.
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  Oh, that poor Yorkie eats.
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  He's okay.
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  He's limping away.
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  He'll be all right.
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  Or whatever.
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  He's learned an important lesson.
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  Don't come into this room.
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  The lesson is also rules are rules.
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  Rolls are rolls.
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  Did you bring anything?
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  Yeah, I did.
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  I brought this comically oversized Q-tip.
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  Oh.
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  Yeah.
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  Somehow still very light.
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  I know.
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  I know, but...
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  Oh, it's a big Q-tip.
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  You know what they say.
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  I have to...
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  spin around it like a stripper.
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  Yep.
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  before I can use it
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  as a giant jousting mechanism.
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  Because we were going to play joust later.
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  And rules are rules.
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  Rules are rules.
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  Could I get a little bow chicka wow wow?
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  All right.
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  Bow chicka wow wow.
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  Wow.
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  Bow chicka wow.
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  Upside down.
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  Bow chicka wow.
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  All right Rules are rules Rules are rules Which speaking of which since I did the Bow Chicka Wow Wow music you know the rule Yeah Whenever you do that
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  You have to.
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  You have to sew an extra button to the top of your shirt.
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  God, it's already so tight.
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  You got a lot of buttons on there.
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  Yeah, I know.
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  I've said that song a lot today.
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  Yeah.
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  Hold on.
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  Let me joust this.
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  Oh.
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  What do you think jousting is?
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  I think you just threw that Q-tip.
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  Well, yeah.
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  There was no horses allowed because rules are rules of the orphanage.
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  Rules are rules.
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  No horses, they say.
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  I know.
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  God, why did we choose to hang out at an orphanage today?
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  Because it was next to our house.
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  Oh, that's right.
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  And the rule is.
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  You have to go what's next to your house.
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  Yep.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  And everyone knows when you're in an orphanage, you have to take one.
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  You have to take one.
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  Yep.
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  Yeah.
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  All right.
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  Well, I picked last time.
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  You go first this time.
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  Okay.
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  Hey, you.
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  Pick me.
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  Pick me.
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  No, no.
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  You want it too bad.
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  I don't care either way.
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  Get in here.
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  Oh, nice band.
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  All right.
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  Okay.
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  I guess it's my turn now.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm going to peruse.
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  You picked a young girl.
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  Okay.
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  I'll pick a boy.
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  just even things out um i finally got this grease off my face from the pizza
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  yeah but you have that burn mark now i don't want you oh okay um you there little boy me who is
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  happy here what's yes oh you're enjoying yourself i love it here yes you don't want to leave no i
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  I'm head boy.
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  Head boy, huh?
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  Yeah.
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  Everyone loves me.
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  I'm almost, I'm guaranteed a family at the end of the week.
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  Yay.
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  You're coming with me.
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  Oh!
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  Get in the van.
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  Okay.
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  Oh.
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  He acquiesced a little too easily.
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  They're not training these kids well.
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  No, they're not.
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  Here, kid.
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  Have a fuzzy navel.
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  Well, you know what they say when you take two orphanages or orphans in a van.
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  You know what the rule is.
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  You have to spin around, spin them around really fast and let them go in a random part of town.
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  Yep.
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  And scene.