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OUTRO: A Weekend of Debacles · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Oh there we go?
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  Speaker 2: There you go? Good stuff?
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  Speaker 1: How we game? Fellas? You are good?
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  Speaker 2: Pretty good? Actually?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Good? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Cracking back into it's warm up here, didn't I have
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  Speaker 3: you noticed that about Auckland it's toasty?
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  Speaker 2: Well, there's a shithole. No, it's in winter.
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  Speaker 1: I agree, man, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: The weather on that day was terrible, but then I
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  Speaker 3: went to the pub on Saturday, which was all good.
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  Speaker 2: Baby.
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  Speaker 1: It was actually a nicer day in Fatissy the day
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  Speaker 1: we left.
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  Speaker 4: This is what we do, though. You go somewhere where
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  Speaker 4: it's your hometown and you're real stoked about it, like Todunger,
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  Speaker 4: for example, and then you guys say it's one of
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  Speaker 4: the shittest places in New Zealand and then nice to
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  Speaker 4: cut for it.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, I yeah, I'm not a fan of toad on it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh right, No, we're concentrating on Wellington now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, nor Wellington.
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  Speaker 3: It's not it's not my place to defend, but oh absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: I could never live there again. And it's a goddamn
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  Speaker 3: shame what has happened to that city. Yes, it is
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  Speaker 3: a goddamn shame because they have gutted it. All the
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  Speaker 3: job losses from government something like fifteen thousand, what percentage
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  Speaker 3: of those have come out of Wellington. But when you
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  Speaker 3: lose fifteen thousand jobs and then there's not that many
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  Speaker 3: people going to restaurants, and there's not that many people
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  Speaker 3: going to bars, and they all close down, and now
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  Speaker 3: your town is full of insane people's screaming. Yes, it's honestly,
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  Speaker 3: man like, what the fuck are we doing in this country?
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  Speaker 3: When you can let that happen to your capital city
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  Speaker 3: or any city, Because the same happens down here on
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  Speaker 3: Queen Street, It's like, for sure, it's pretty fucked.
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  Speaker 1: I felt for a long while now, the last few
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  Speaker 1: years that have been down to Walley that she's getting
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  Speaker 1: very shabby. And I said that a couple of years ago.
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  Speaker 1: It's very run down and grungy, and you know, which
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  Speaker 1: is not necessarily a bad thing, but in this case
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  Speaker 1: it is. When you combine it with freezing cold weather,
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  Speaker 1: pounding rain and.
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  Speaker 4: Wind, I just couldn't believe for an hour after us
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  Speaker 4: walking in the wind, which was Jason's idea.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, my ears to be fear. It was
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  Speaker 2: a five minute walk, it felt like an hour in
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  Speaker 2: that headwind. Actually what ears for an hour afterwards?
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  Speaker 1: Walking back from that actually was worse. Mind you, we
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  Speaker 1: had the wind at our back, it was better. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we had the wind at our back, but it was passing,
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  Speaker 1: it was raining heavier.
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  Speaker 4: I just I love when we came up with staircase
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  Speaker 4: by the You're probably used to it to something though,
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  Speaker 4: but you can't that staircase. You gotta walk on that
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  Speaker 4: giant concourse and it was genuinely the strongest wind I'd
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  Speaker 4: ever felt. We're all just laughing the whole way. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it was great.
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  Speaker 1: I got back to my hotel room after that.
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  Speaker 2: Who just pulled?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: Whatever? Sure sure you didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I had the towel there just in case.
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  Speaker 2: Why a towel? Do you even need a towel anymore?
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  Speaker 2: At this point?
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  Speaker 1: Mate? Do I what? Not?
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  Speaker 2: Only does he have a giant downstairs? God should see that.
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  Speaker 1: You should see my ejaculation, As I say, I I
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  Speaker 1: don't indulge in that kind of thing regularly.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, you yourself raise your eye.
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  Speaker 1: Plundering myself. Yeah, but no, but I got into bed,
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  Speaker 1: got a burger.
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  Speaker 2: It would have been seven thirty. Yes, I love that.
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  Speaker 1: Started watching TV and then and I genuinely was going
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  Speaker 1: to meet the Fellers.
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  Speaker 4: Because he was like, let me know where you watch
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  Speaker 4: the Warriors. Yes, and then we found a spot.
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  Speaker 1: But then I realized what it was like outside, and
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  Speaker 1: then it was the Warriors, and I went, yeah, we.
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  Speaker 2: Had a great little spot.
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  Speaker 4: It was me, Pugshn and his sister and we were
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  Speaker 4: little little seat off to the side looking at the
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  Speaker 4: big screen.
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  Speaker 2: With beers on tape.
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  Speaker 1: It looked good.
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  Speaker 2: She bought some some snacks.
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  Speaker 1: It was about three k aways.
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  Speaker 2: So it was like I had to get an uber
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  Speaker 2: and job, big job, too much hotel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, to be fair as well.
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  Speaker 4: After we did the Warriors, Pug's assister drop us back
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  Speaker 4: at the hotel. So it's like ten thirty or something.
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  Speaker 4: Go back up to the room, Pugs. I'll come back
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  Speaker 4: and get you in five minutes and then we'll go out.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, okay, cool, go out. Were just out
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  Speaker 4: to a gig or something.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. So he comes in.
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  Speaker 4: I'm on the phone to my missus, I don't want
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  Speaker 4: to go out, and then Pugs walks, there's all right
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  Speaker 4: it okay, see actually all right, I have fun get
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  Speaker 4: out in the front and I'm like, I can't be
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  Speaker 4: bothered doing this. As soon as we're open the door,
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  Speaker 4: it's like blowing a gale and I'm just like, oh
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  Speaker 4: my god. Pugs is like, oh, this place is around
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  Speaker 4: the corner. I map at nine hundred meters and I
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  Speaker 4: was like, ah, He's like, you know what, it's Uber.
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  Speaker 4: I'll order an Uber and he's like, oh, it's gonna
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  Speaker 4: be nine minutes. I was like, fuck this, I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to be and I'm ordering an uber. It's pizza and
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  Speaker 4: I'm watching an RL nice man did that exact thing, and.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what happened. Oh Keesy and I met
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  Speaker 1: down at the lobby at nine o'clock. Back next morning,
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  Speaker 1: Mogi and who should stagger in from this big night
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  Speaker 1: on the town? Old? But he was in good shape,
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  Speaker 1: wasn't he? Keys He was in good spirits.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was very similar spirits to her when I
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  Speaker 4: left him at about ten thirty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's machine or pug Son. Yeah, just been tripodding
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  Speaker 4: around the Capitol.
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  Speaker 3: Famous and Wellington not imagine huge.
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  Speaker 4: But do you know when you just you realize the
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  Speaker 4: only reason I was going out was to keep Puks
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  Speaker 4: on company. And I was like, we should be doing this,
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  Speaker 4: It'll be fun. And then I just realized, actually, I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to keep pugs on company. I want to
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  Speaker 4: eat pizza and yeah, yeah, yeah, and watch.
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  Speaker 3: I went around to I went around to my family's
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  Speaker 3: place with the wife's family's place.
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  Speaker 1: So they made it because I was I was very concerned.
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  Speaker 3: She said there was no mouse whatsoever. Wow, which is amazing.
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  Speaker 3: It must have been a dead on headwind. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 3: the only way to explain it because it was much worse,
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  Speaker 3: wasn't it at that time?
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  Speaker 1: And it was terrible.
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  Speaker 3: But anyway, they got in and so we went around
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  Speaker 3: to the sister in law's place and there was a
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  Speaker 3: couple of sister in law's, two sister in law's, a
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  Speaker 3: couple of brother in law's, a cousin, a grandmother. All
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  Speaker 3: of them were them, so it was nice. One of
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  Speaker 3: the sisters and her partner were leaving the next day
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  Speaker 3: four o'clock in the morning to go to They're after
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  Speaker 3: Spain and.
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  Speaker 2: Shit, there's a lot of people doing it. Not me, obviously,
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  Speaker 2: but a lot of people.
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  Speaker 3: Why would you, Yeah that wanting, and I pretty much
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  Speaker 3: just yawned my way through the entire.
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  Speaker 2: Evening.
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  Speaker 3: Left about nine point thirty, went back to the hotel
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  Speaker 3: there and just wanted to have a.
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  Speaker 2: Sleeping Yeah you know what I mean by yourself? No, yes,
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  Speaker 2: so you stay here.
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  Speaker 3: I'm off and thought that would be good to sleep,
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  Speaker 3: but then, of course I woke up at four o'clock
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  Speaker 3: in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm just lying there, and.
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  Speaker 3: As we discussed last week, my wife's got quite a
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  Speaker 3: few rules around it were not rules, but she doesn't
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  Speaker 3: like being disturbed, you know, with the bottle of water,
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  Speaker 3: the lid, you know, there's all that sort of shit
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  Speaker 3: that goes on. So I'm lying there for a couple
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  Speaker 3: of hours. Can't you have my phone? Because that's cost
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  Speaker 3: too much light that wakes her up and she's going
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  Speaker 3: to my mess And also I don't think she took
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  Speaker 3: it with her then. But also I'm trying to go
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  Speaker 3: back to sleep and it didn't work anyway. I go
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  Speaker 3: to about six or so I thought, oh fuck this,
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  Speaker 3: I'll go to the gym, and so I got up
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  Speaker 3: to go to the gym, but of course the gym
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  Speaker 3: doesn't open till seven, so I had to wait around
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  Speaker 3: for half an hour for that to open, and then
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  Speaker 3: did a quick workout. Was sort of back at the
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  Speaker 3: hotel bar about quarters away, and the missus was she
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  Speaker 3: was up and I was giving her a sleeping and
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  Speaker 3: she sort of thought, well, I thought we were staying.
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  Speaker 3: I thought we were waking up together in the hotel room.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm also like, well, but what time are you
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  Speaker 3: were you going to wake up? Eight nine? How long
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  Speaker 3: do I lie there unable to do anything? And of
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  Speaker 3: course as soon as I got up, then she decided
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  Speaker 3: that she was going to get up. So then we're
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  Speaker 3: everyone's in a horror of a mood.
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  Speaker 2: And you wonder why you bother the big shirt wee
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  Speaker 2: days from four on Radio Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, we got through that and then had a
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  Speaker 3: great day. Went to Parrot Dog out at Lowell Bay
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  Speaker 3: Great Bar, and here we should have yearn about that joint.
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  Speaker 3: Good place, but I had heaps of mates turned up
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  Speaker 3: there and yeah, lovely time Sunday about one or two.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bloody good. Good, So you are on the Saturday
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  Speaker 2: you did this bloody awesome, Yeah, bloody good bloody awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I enjoyed.
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  Speaker 3: It was great seeing all my mates and all that
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  Speaker 3: sort of stuff. But yeah, Jesus Christ, fuck, you don't
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  Speaker 3: want to you don't want to love there. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you're just it's you love it. But it's hard work, yes,
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  Speaker 3: and it looks like it's more hard work than it's
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  Speaker 3: ever been because I lived there and it's prime best music,
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  Speaker 3: best bars, best restaurants, and now all of those are
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  Speaker 3: closed and it's just cold and windy. Yes, still love it, but.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff man. And then we get home made
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  Speaker 1: easy and it's immediate drama and then drama, but then drama.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I felt for you. Actually, when you sit bed, I
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  Speaker 1: was like, ah, because the admin of getting just getting back.
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  Speaker 4: And it's work travel too. So it's a Saturday, you're
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  Speaker 4: coming home from work. It's all the sadmen just sitting
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  Speaker 4: at the airport mucking around most of the time. But
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  Speaker 4: then you get home finally, yeah, which is fine your
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  Speaker 4: land and you're just like, I'm going to half an
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  Speaker 4: hour silent uber trip all the way.
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  Speaker 2: Home and someone's driving. You're homeless with this.
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  Speaker 4: My wife messages me and she's like, I'm in the area,
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  Speaker 4: I can pick you up if you want, And I
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  Speaker 4: was like, how are you going to be great? And
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  Speaker 4: then as I landed, tourn my phone and she's like,
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  Speaker 4: oh no, I've lift my lights on my cars?
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  Speaker 2: Did I need?
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  Speaker 4: I'm stranded outside smart on your hunger and I'm like.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, And I'm like, can have you got any jump
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  Speaker 2: of leads? Know?
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  Speaker 4: Can you try to find some? There's nothing, there's no
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  Speaker 4: one around, and I'm like, there, don't find some? And
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  Speaker 4: so we figured out. I asked out uber driver. I said,
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  Speaker 4: if I tap year with the company logging, would you
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  Speaker 4: jump start our cars?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sweet, And she's like that you won't be able
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  Speaker 2: to access it because the cars parked in front Jill.
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  Speaker 4: So I was like, well, what the what, what the
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  Speaker 4: hell are we doing here? Then I was just like
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  Speaker 4: so over it and just want to be on the couch,
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  Speaker 4: hungover doing nothing. But we sold it, and her trying
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  Speaker 4: to help me out turn into a performance.
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  Speaker 1: I I got home.
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  Speaker 2: That's good, I've got a performance one as well.
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  Speaker 1: And my wife we were moving my one of my
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  Speaker 1: girl's beds out of her flat, which my wife would
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  Speaker 1: already down in the van, but then actually, don't worry
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  Speaker 1: about putting the bed in my other daughter's room because
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  Speaker 1: we've got to take her bed out and I'll help
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  Speaker 1: you when I get home. God, why did I do
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  Speaker 1: that for in terms of, you know, saying help him? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because we started doing it as soon as I got home,
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  Speaker 1: and I immediately dropped the bed on my foot. Lots
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  Speaker 1: of EFFI and Jeffery.
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  Speaker 2: All that time at the gym. Jason, you're still weak
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  Speaker 2: as playing.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I kind of am, but I it's one
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  Speaker 1: of those things where I lift it and I didn't
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  Speaker 1: quite have a good enough you know, when beds are
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  Speaker 1: quite awkward to.
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  Speaker 2: Hold if you don't know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, just slapped and did foot but we got
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  Speaker 1: it done.
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  Speaker 2: Do that to yourself and aussy never Yeah, because I'm
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  Speaker 2: a back.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah I had one. How about this one? How about
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  Speaker 3: this one? I'll be interesting to get your thoughts at radio.
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  Speaker 3: Who's in the right and who's in the wrong. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know if it is, maybe it might be. So
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  Speaker 3: we get home, we're like, you know, a little bit
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  Speaker 3: under the weather that it's been a busy day and
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  Speaker 3: it's okay, what are we going to have for dinner?
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  Speaker 3: Let's get uber eight.
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  Speaker 2: So this is the oh yeah, no, I order it.
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  Speaker 3: I order it, and then I tell the wife it's ready.
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  Speaker 3: It's really the guy's here. She goes outside. The guy's
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  Speaker 3: not there. Look at the app he is here. Oh no,
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  Speaker 3: hang on a minute. I've had it delivered to entirely
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  Speaker 3: the wrong place. So have had it delivered to Wellington
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  Speaker 3: where where we picked our dog from up Swashies Actually Swashy.
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  Speaker 3: Our mate was down at Swashy, so we met him
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  Speaker 3: there to pick the dog up. So now the food's
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  Speaker 3: been delivered to Swashy swash right. The guy won't, can't,
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  Speaker 3: can't get the guy on the phone, any of that
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  Speaker 3: sort of carry on. So anyway I send Now, this
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  Speaker 3: is the question. I send the misses down to pick
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  Speaker 3: it up. Should I be sending her down or because
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  Speaker 3: it's my bugger up? Technically, should I began down to
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  Speaker 3: get it?
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  Speaker 1: You should be going down to get it?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, the truth is that she ordered it, she
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  Speaker 3: buggered it up, and yet I was Yeah, I was
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  Speaker 3: the one that had to go down and get it.
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  Speaker 2: So how do you work it now? Should it should
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  Speaker 2: have been me that picks it up? Or should it
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  Speaker 2: be here?
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  Speaker 1: It should be here?
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  Speaker 2: No, it should be me.
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  Speaker 3: And that situation for that is because if she goes
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  Speaker 3: to pick it up and she gets it, God knows
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  Speaker 3: what she's going to find at the other end. If
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  Speaker 3: anybody's going to get killed, keysy, it should be me.
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  Speaker 4: But also, yeah, there is that situation in our relationship.
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  Speaker 2: I would always be the guy that picks it up.
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  Speaker 2: That's just how it is.
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  Speaker 4: Because it's been a shambles. You go sort it out,
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  Speaker 4: whereas I did it. Oh, you've made this a mess.
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  Speaker 4: Sort it out, sort out yourself. Yeah, exactly right. It's
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  Speaker 4: such a weird thing. And that's just it's a dynamic
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  Speaker 4: that you just understand. You've completely bagged it up. This
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  Speaker 4: is going to be a ship show. I guess we'll
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  Speaker 4: see you later. I'm just going to stay home.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know.
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  Speaker 3: It is a weird thing, but yes, and that's how
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  Speaker 3: it goes. It's one of the things, that's one of
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  Speaker 3: the things you get.
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  Speaker 2: What would you have done, Jason?
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  Speaker 1: I would have gone to get it. But we have
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  Speaker 1: that thing like when we're picking our daughter up and
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  Speaker 1: it's eleven o'clock at night and it's like I'll go babe,
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  Speaker 1: and she'll go, no, no, you've been doing this and
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  Speaker 1: this and this, and our going more than one. It's
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  Speaker 1: not no. I can do it and I'll do it
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  Speaker 1: biggywn and you look you're ready tired.
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  Speaker 4: But you work in radio and do a four while
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  Speaker 4: I'm actually doing a job that helps people.
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  Speaker 1: Never weirdly enough never no.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, she should, yeah, one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 3: Because sometimes but then you'll bring up the dog squad
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  Speaker 3: money and before you know.
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  Speaker 1: It, it's been a busy couple of weeks. So she's
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  Speaker 1: a bit more, you know. She gets four day weekends
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  Speaker 1: every week, all right, yeah, and two half days, which
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  Speaker 1: is still more than I work in a week.
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  Speaker 4: And she's doing an actual proper job. Yes, hey, listen
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  Speaker 4: to the Huducky Big Show four to seven. You listening
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  Speaker 4: or watching on YouTube right now?
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  Speaker 1: Thanks mate. Yeah,