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Episode #3979 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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  Speaker 1: The following is a world-famous Phil Henry Show encore presentation.
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  Speaker 1: We now join a Phil Henry Show in progress, where
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  Speaker 1: it's being live announced right now at the Phil Henry Studio.
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  Speaker 1: We join in progress. Well, then join it, bud. Oh, yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the robot, Phil, is named Glenn Satterman because I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to give it a name, you see. And it does.
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  Speaker 1: Of housework and picks up in the garage. Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: this robot is named Glenn... Your name is? My name is,
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  Speaker 1: for the 16th time, Glenn Fitz... I told the young
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  Speaker 1: man here, Mr. Dickman. Yeah, his name's Glenn Fitzdale. I'm sorry, sir,
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  Speaker 1: are you a doctor? No, I'm not a doctor. That'll
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  Speaker 1: be the 19th time I've said I'm not a doctor.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to piss you off. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: get the facts. Okay, the facts are these. My name
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  Speaker 1: is Glenn Fitzdale. I made a robot named Glenn Satterman.
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  Speaker 1: It has a box for a head and a box
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  Speaker 1: for a body, and it walks around and does my bidding.
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  Speaker 1: And I went on Instagram, I believe on your account. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we did allow you the Instagram post. Yes, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: And mentioned it, but I got impatient. Now, you got impatient. Why?
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  Speaker 1: Because my grammar is not the best. I talk... I
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  Speaker 1: don't talk the goodest that a man can talk, especially
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  Speaker 1: someone who has the abilities that I have, creating robots
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  Speaker 1: and hanging out with them. I shouldn't say hanging out
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  Speaker 1: with them. You say you hang out with them. Do
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  Speaker 1: you have a cup of coffee or something? No, robots
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  Speaker 1: don't drink or eat. Okay, when you hang out, though?
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  Speaker 1: I hang out with them. I talk. We play. We'll
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  Speaker 1: play the Formula One games on the computer. So you're
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  Speaker 1: playing video games with the robot? Yeah, or just a
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  Speaker 1: game of checkers. And at... Glenn Satterman. Glenn Satterman is
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  Speaker 1: the name of the robot. And when I mentioned that
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  Speaker 1: on the Instagram feed, I suddenly felt very self-conscious. All right,
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  Speaker 1: so you, if you don't mind, sir... We're asking these
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  Speaker 1: questions because it's quite an amazing achievement to create a robot. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was, you know. All right. But we
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  Speaker 1: also want to know more about the robot from the
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  Speaker 1: standpoint of what it does. You play chess with it.
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  Speaker 1: It picks up in the garage. It'll do some odd chores.
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  Speaker 1: And you named it Glenn. You didn't just name it Glenn. No,
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  Speaker 1: most people, when they have a robot, what? they do
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  Speaker 1: is they name the robot one name. I had a
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  Speaker 1: friend of mine that made a robot named Chick. I
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  Speaker 1: see this guy here is laughing. It is kind of funny. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he was a big fan of the L.A. Lakers. The
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  Speaker 1: name Chick comes up on our show quite a bit.
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  Speaker 1: That's one of the reasons. Well, I don't know, but
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  Speaker 1: this friend of mine made a robot, what he called
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  Speaker 1: Chick Finoza. Why the last name? Because you want to
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  Speaker 1: give the robot you want to give the robot identity,
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  Speaker 1: so that it has a self-esteem that allows it to
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  Speaker 1: desire more life. It impels more life in the robot. Okay, Glenn,
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  Speaker 1: you made this robot. You say you have a box
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  Speaker 1: for the head. Well, I can, yeah, there it is
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  Speaker 1: right there. Okay, that's the robot. That's correct, yeah. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I see a cardboard box with a face drawn on it.
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  Speaker 1: That's right. And that robot will pick up around the
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  Speaker 1: garage and, yes, once the code works, I enter the
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  Speaker 1: code right there. That's just drawn on. What is? Those buttons. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I drew the buttons on, the push buttons, and the
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  Speaker 1: head has, there's a box with a smile. What are
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  Speaker 1: you asking? I'm asking you, sir, would you please activate
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  Speaker 1: this robot so we can see if it works? Okay. Oh, man.
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  Speaker 1: You guys. Well, we don't mean to sound hostile, but
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  Speaker 1: you've said that your robot can walk around the garage
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  Speaker 1: and clean up. That's right. It cleans up in the
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  Speaker 1: garage and the service porch of my home. I haven't
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  Speaker 1: seen it done do anything else. Okay. But it also
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  Speaker 1: plays checkers. Yeah, it plays checkers and it'll play the
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  Speaker 1: Formula One race game on the computer. All right. So,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, do you want to blow your nose
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  Speaker 1: or something? Do I want to blow a what? Do
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  Speaker 1: I want to blow my nose?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds a little bit like you have a stuffed-up nose. Well,
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  Speaker 1: forgive me. I don't feel as if I need to.
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  Speaker 1: Never mind. But it will play checkers. It will play
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  Speaker 1: the Formula One game, what I played with it the
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  Speaker 1: other day. All right. As Phil asked, will you activate it?
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  Speaker 1: All right. You people just... Kind of pushy, aren't you? Well,
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  Speaker 1: if you come on the show, didn't you think that
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  Speaker 1: we'd want to see it? I know you'd want to
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  Speaker 1: see it. I don't know if you'd... What do you
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  Speaker 1: want it to do? Just... Can it walk around? It can...
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  Speaker 1: It'll clean up. That's what it knows how to do.
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  Speaker 1: So it won't just walk around. It'll find the first
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  Speaker 1: thing on the floor and throw it in the trash. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I think you have a pile of newspapers there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can pick those up. Right. Let me enter in the...
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  Speaker 1: Let me enter the code number here. All right. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to look at it. No, it's... Don't look
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  Speaker 1: at it. The code is secret. It's like your password
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  Speaker 1: to your bank account. Two, two. You're saying it out loud, sir. Oh, sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Forgive me. Okay. Well, let's see. Now, Mr. Fitzdale is
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  Speaker 1: entering the code out of this push button. The buttons
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  Speaker 1: are drawn on. Yes, I drew the buttons on so
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  Speaker 1: you could see where the push buttons are. Are they
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  Speaker 1: connected to anything? Yes, they're connected to the robot. Okay. Well, okay.
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  Speaker 1: It must be embarrassed or something. What do you mean, sir?
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  Speaker 1: It's not activated. Either it's activated, but it doesn't want
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  Speaker 1: to do anything because it's embarrassed. Can you tell it?
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you tell it something? Why don't I tell
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  Speaker 1: it something? That's funny. Well, can you talk to it? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I can talk. Okay, Glenn. Glenn Satterman. Glenn Satterman. This
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  Speaker 1: is Glenn Fitzdale. I need you to clean up this
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  Speaker 1: room here. Glenn Satterman, Glenn Satterman, make me a dream.
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  Speaker 1: Make her skin like peaches and cream. Okay, go. Is
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  Speaker 1: that like some kind of a code? That's just, that's
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  Speaker 1: a code. Yeah, well, it's not working. All right, so
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  Speaker 1: you got this robot that you say cleans up. I
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  Speaker 1: don't just, don't think that I just came here saying
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  Speaker 1: that I made a robot and that I'm not telling
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  Speaker 1: the truth. I'm telling the truth. I made the robot,
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  Speaker 1: but it's for whatever reason, it's embarrassed. So it's conscious
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  Speaker 1: right now. What do you mean by that? Well, is it,
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  Speaker 1: can it hear us? It can hear me, but it,
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  Speaker 1: but it sees you. Okay. Right. So let me try again.
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  Speaker 1: Glenn Satterman, Glenn Satterman, make me a dream. Make her
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  Speaker 1: skin like peaches and cream. Is that the code? No,
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  Speaker 1: that's just a, I do the, here's the code. I done,
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  Speaker 1: I done put it in and now I, now I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to say, now I'm going to say the song.
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  Speaker 1: Glenn Satterman, Glenn Satterman. Yeah, make me a dream, make
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  Speaker 1: her complexion like peaches and cream. That's from the song Sandman.
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  Speaker 1: At this point, I don't know and I don't give
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  Speaker 1: a shit. All right, well, you know something, Mr. Tiz... Fitzdale,
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  Speaker 1: is it? Yeah, God. Hey, Mr. Fitzdale, we're not here
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  Speaker 1: to be your enemy. We want to... I know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: very tired. It's been a long day. Everybody's on edge. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll push the buttons one more time. We're talking here,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, with Glenn Fitzdale, who created this robot
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  Speaker 1: named Glenn Satterman. Glenn Satterman that he says can pick up.
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  Speaker 1: Not he says. I'm telling you right now, I swear
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  Speaker 1: on my mother's grave that this robot will clean up
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  Speaker 1: this here studio. All right. But it hasn't for whatever reason.
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  Speaker 1: It's a technical malfunction. It's probably a technical malfunction, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Let me try this. Can you back off the microphone
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  Speaker 1: a little bit? I'm as far back from the microphone
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  Speaker 1: as I'm comfortable.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let me push this button here. Now, this code
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  Speaker 1: you can hear. This is the emergency code. One, two, three, four.
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  Speaker 1: And then I hit this pound. One, two, three, four, pound, star.
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  Speaker 2: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: Nope. Well, all right, so Glenn Fitzdale's robot here, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't doubt that the robot works. I feel the
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  Speaker 1: robot is intimidated by so many people looking at it.
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  Speaker 1: Can you turn away? Well, who do you want to
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  Speaker 1: turn away? Well, particularly this young man here, Mr. Dickman,
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  Speaker 1: because you're staring at him while you're eating an ice
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  Speaker 1: cream cone. Oh, sorry. And I think it's putting Glenn
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  Speaker 1: Satterman off. Sorry, I'll turn around. Okay, and then you, Mr. Henry,
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  Speaker 1: could you turn around and not stare? Just everybody turn
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  Speaker 1: around and not stare at Glenn Satterman. Okay, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let me get into the code one more time.
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  Speaker 1: Then I'll do the song, which is part of the code.
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  Speaker 1: Glenn Satterman, Glenn Satterman, make me a dream, make her
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  Speaker 1: complexion like peaches and cream. One, two, three, four, pound star.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck it. You need to watch your language, sir. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: it's not working. I think it's probably that in transport
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  Speaker 1: something got... Maybe something in transport got unplugged. No, nothing
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  Speaker 1: would get unplugged because there's no... The working parts of
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  Speaker 1: this don't plug in so much as they just exist
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  Speaker 1: within the cardboard box. Well, what do you think happened?
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  Speaker 1: I think that in transport, things got rearranged in the cardboard,
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  Speaker 1: in the internals of the cardboard box there. Can we
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  Speaker 1: open it up and see? You can if you want.
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  Speaker 1: It's not going to make any sense to you. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the back of it. It's the back of Glenn Satterman. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at, oh, these look like there's ramen noodles. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: those are groceries that I got. No, the actual working
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  Speaker 1: components are in the box head. The robot brain is
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  Speaker 1: always in the box head. Can we look at that?
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  Speaker 1: I'm afraid not, no. So you just use the, did
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  Speaker 1: you just go to the store? I went, yes, grocery
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  Speaker 1: shopping with it. And the robot, you can store groceries
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  Speaker 1: in it. What's your story, man? I can see you
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  Speaker 1: scoffing at me. Well, I'm sorry, sir. I'm not having it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't believe it. You don't believe what? I've got
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  Speaker 1: to join with him. I don't believe it either. I
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  Speaker 1: don't believe that this robot... Well, I'm telling you, it
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  Speaker 1: picked up my garage and it took my clothes and
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  Speaker 1: put them in the car for me to take them
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  Speaker 1: to the dry cleaner. Okay? Well, we saw you on YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: You said it had a name. You said that the
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  Speaker 1: robot worked. We asked you to bring it here. You did.
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  Speaker 1: And it doesn't work. That's right. Right now it's not working.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's a combination of it's embarrassed, of you
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  Speaker 1: people staring at it, and it's malfunctioning. The robot is.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: That's what we thought. Well, I can tell you. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I had to hustle this thing into the car. I
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  Speaker 1: had to take its cardboard box head off. And it
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  Speaker 1: was looking at me the whole way over here, okay?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean by that? Because I had taken
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  Speaker 1: its head. I put the cardboard box head on the
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  Speaker 1: seat next to the body, and it was looking up
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  Speaker 1: at me as if to say, what do you think
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to do, you know? Was it talking to you? No,
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  Speaker 1: it wasn't talking. It was just looking at me disdainfully.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, I'm taking you over to a podcast, okay,
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  Speaker 1: Glenn Satterman. And it just, you know, and it took
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  Speaker 1: its little robot hand and, you know, gave me the finger. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man. No, it didn't. I'm kidding about that.
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  Speaker 1: But it might as well have. Do those hands work? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they work. They can pick, lift things. It's not going
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  Speaker 1: to give you the finger. But I may program it to,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just to give it that expression. All right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry if this is a big, fat bummer for you. God,
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  Speaker 1: look at you people. Well, we expected a robot that
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  Speaker 1: was going to clean up. Does it talk? It talks
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  Speaker 1: in minimal speech patterns, such as it'll say, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: How are you, Glenn Fitzdale? I'll say, how are you,
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  Speaker 1: Glenn Satterman? And it'll say, it's peaches and cream. And
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  Speaker 1: it's a joke. I programmed the arm to point down
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  Speaker 1: at its you-know-what and say, why don't you feel this
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  Speaker 1: when I say, how do you feel this morning? It's
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  Speaker 1: So it's a very juvenile thing going on here. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's just that's the only thing that I programmed it
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  Speaker 1: to do. Other than that, it's fine. All right. Glenn
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  Speaker 1: Fitzdale has been our guest with Glenn Satterman, his robot.
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  Speaker 1: I can take it back to the shop, the robot shop.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any other robots? I have one I'm
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  Speaker 1: working on right now named Steve Evenstein. And it's got
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  Speaker 1: a box head and a box body, too. But it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't do much different from Glenn Satterman's. What the... What
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  Speaker 1: did you... I think I just heard that man call
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  Speaker 1: me a dickhead. No, he did not. All right, well...
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  Speaker 1: I think that you were a little, sir, Mr. Fitzdale,
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  Speaker 1: you're a defensive. You brought in a robot. It's not
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  Speaker 1: doing anything. Now you got another robot named Steve Evenstein.
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  Speaker 1: Are you going to bring that in? No, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: going to bring it in. Don't bother bringing it in. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to subject Steve Evenstein to this at all.
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask you what it does? Steve Evenstein, the
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  Speaker 1: other robot?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That robot... What does it do? It gives me a massage. What?
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  Speaker 1: That's right. I have a very bad migraine, and it
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  Speaker 1: massages the neck area. Okay? That's fine. That's fine. I
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  Speaker 1: wish I'd love to see that. I know, but if
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  Speaker 1: I bring the robot here, the Steve Evenstein robot, it
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  Speaker 1: may suddenly go, you know what? This place gives me
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  Speaker 1: the creeps. You know, later for this. You think that's
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  Speaker 1: what this robot, this Glenn Satterman did? I think that's
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  Speaker 1: what it did. I think this Glenn Satterman said, These
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  Speaker 1: people give me the creeps. You find that funny, don't you?
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of amusing, yeah. My guest has been Glenn Fitzdale,
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  Speaker 1: and he has had a robot here that we were
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  Speaker 1: going to see do stuff, but it didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: It's malfunctioning, ladies and gentlemen. If you want to know
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  Speaker 1: more about the robot Glenn Satterman, you can look at
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  Speaker 1: the Instagram post that I did on Mr. Henry's Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: Our Instagram, by the way, is... Phil Henry, P-H-I-L-H-E-N-D-R-I-A, Phil Henry,
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  Speaker 1: all lowercase, all run together. Thank you very much, Mr. Fitzdale. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thank you very much, and thank you for looking at
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  Speaker 1: my robot. Do I go out here? Yeah, there's a
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  Speaker 1: door right here. Come on, Glenn. The record should show
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  Speaker 1: that you're picking up Glenn's head. There's just two boxes
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  Speaker 1: you're walking out with. Yeah, so the record shows that. Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm giving it a break, okay? You're going to carry
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  Speaker 1: it to the car. It's head in one arm, and
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  Speaker 1: it's head under one arm in the box. Yeah, and
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: the legs draped over my shoulders. What, you've never had
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: legs draped over your shoulders? I feel sorry for you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, knock it off. I'm sorry. What is so funny? Nothing,
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  Speaker 1: thank you very much. Coming up, Dean Wheeler on some
• 16:17
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• 16:21
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  Speaker 1: Southern California in studio with us now is Dean Wheeler.
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  Speaker 1: Did you say hi to Glenn? Yeah, I did. That
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  Speaker 1: was pretty interesting. And he was carrying those boxes? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And that was supposed to be a robot? Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: was the head of a robot and the body of
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  Speaker 1: a robot.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you, Phil, that my appearance here on this show... Hello, Margaret.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Dean.
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  Speaker 1: It's great to see you here. How long are you
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: down here for, Mr. Wheeler? I just came down for
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: a couple of days to visit some friends over here
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  Speaker 1: in the Witch's Coven, you know, in Malibu. No, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Well, don't look shocked. Don't look shocked, Phil. It's a
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  Speaker 1: Witch's Coven. Yes, it's all right. They're not going to
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  Speaker 1: turn you into a toad. They're just... What are you
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  Speaker 1: laughing at? They're just... Okay, I didn't know that you...
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  Speaker 1: Do you practice witchcraft? No, I do not. I just
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  Speaker 1: happen to know some witches, and I was invited down
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  Speaker 1: for a barbecue. So the witches are having a barbecue? Yeah.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: You've got to be careful how you say that, Phil, because... Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to piss off the witches, especially around
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving time. Do they do Thanksgiving? Yeah, they do Thanksgiving,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: but they also have what's called the Coven Barbecue and Mixer.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: And that's where people like myself, people who are into
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: alternative methods of healing... They invite us and other people.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like an expo. All right, so anyway, Dean,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: you're in the area, though, and you will be leaving
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: to go back. You don't have to hurry me out
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: of here. We're not trying to hurry you out, Dean. No, yeah,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I'll be going back on Monday. Dean Wheeler with us.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Dean is the owner of Wheeler Resort in Nevada, California,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Northern California. Dean also has the Man Camp. Dean has
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: the Northern California Holistic Center and Wheeler Resort. And you
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: have these yoga classes. Now, yoga, can you give us
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: a brief? Yeah, yoga was a system that was developed
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: in New York by Drs. Raccoon and Baboon that we took.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Theirs is called yoga, and it was based off of yoga,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: but it was a high evolution off of yoga to
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: become yoga. The reason why they call, and this is
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: a part of the court record, the reason why they
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: call it Yogo is because we called it Yogo, and
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: they said they got to call it Yogo. And we said, no,
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: you don't. We started calling it Yogo first. And so
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: a court case ensued, and they have to call it Yogo.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: They have to call theirs Yogo, and we call ours Yogo. Now,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: if I get a call from Dr. Baboon, I don't know.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Do you want me to put them through? Yeah, if
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: you want. I don't know. I do anticipate. Yeah, because
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: we actually have them on the line. Yeah. Holy crap. Okay,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: we have Dr. Raccoon, I think. Dr. Raccoon, it's Phil Henry.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Yes, this is Raccoon.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Are you at Ted's at Beverly Hills?
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'm visiting Ted's at Beverly Hills. This is a
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: steakhouse here, and the baboon is with us as well.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: I don't want to, as they like to say in
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: the business, Dean, I don't want to break your you-know-what
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: or anything like this. I simply wanted to say... that
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: your history of.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Yogo, while you are right, we do call ours Yogo,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: and you call it Yogo, you make it sound as
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: if it was hostile.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: No, I don't mean to say that it was hostile.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I think we all worked it out very well, Dr. Raccoon.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Pardon me for this one.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Baboon, the salad bar. Go ahead.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: I didn't mean to say... I know that we worked
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: it out amicably. Yours is Yogo, and mine is Yogo.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Yes, and we are on the East Coast. We have
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: regular Yogo classes at the Yogo Institute in New York City. But, boom,
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: I want croutons.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: You're getting dinner there, Dr. Raccoon.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm fine. But the croutons, you want 1,000,
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: I'm addressing you. 1,000, I'm addressing you.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: You know, can you guys... Let's talk off the air, okay?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: All right, but just so you know, there's no hard feelings, okay? Baboon,
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: give me a Heineken.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, sir. Okay, that's all we need there. All right,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: thank you very much. Thank you. You rescued me from... Oh, God.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: You have a new breathing exercise or something? Yeah. Well,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't mean to rush you along, but
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: when I heard those guys... No, I understand, Mr. Henry. Yes,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: yoga has the new breathing exercise. This is something that
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: we feel opens up The lower pranas and the lower excelsiors,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: these are parts of yoga, the lower part of the abdomen,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: where the diaphragm is. It gets everything kind of flowing,
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: all of the air flowing. And I wanted to demonstrate
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: it for you, Mr. Henry, and your listeners, and Margaret
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: and Bud and General Sean, yourself, so you could learn this.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: But what is the benefit of this? It gives you
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: some energy. I imagine that it also oxygenates the blood. Yes,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: very much so. We've been working on this. The respiratory
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: system is like a chimney. You open the flue, you
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: know what I mean? And you let everything flow out.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: So here it is. There it is. What was that?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: You stuck your tongue out. I know it looks stupid.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Here it is. Let me try it. That's good. You
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: got to open it up a little bit more. Wait, wait, wait.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: What does that do? It opens up the aperture and
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: it's all a lot of stale air out and brings
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: in new air. Go ahead, Ms. Gray. You want to try?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I'll try it. What? What are you doing? Do it again.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: It's this. Do you have to have that dumb look
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: in you? And you have to have the dumb look
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: in your face? Well, it helps. Yeah. If you put
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: the dumb look Is this a joke or something? Because
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, this has been a rough
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: week already. No, it's not. I swear. It's all the
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: craze at the Wheeler Resort. We call it Dean's Gas, okay?
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Dean is gassing. It's mine because I came up with this.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: It's a very good way of clearing out the airway. Okay, everyone, ready? One, two. Jesus. Oh.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: What's the story, man? I didn't know you guys. Well,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: what do you want us to do? It's a pretty
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: simple exercise. You go like, just think you're the dumbest
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: looking guy in the world. So that's it. The look
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: on the face has to be dumb. Yeah, the look
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: on the face has to be dumb, but it's only
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: because you're relaxing the face, relaxing all of the airway
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: and getting that stale air out. So here, just look
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: as stupid as you can. Here goes one, two, three.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: All right. Now your eyes lit it over. Your jaw's slacked.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Your tongue's sticking right out of your mouth. Yeah, the
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: tongue has to be out. All right, let me try this.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Look as dumb as you can, Ms. Gray. Okay, Margaret.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Don't piss me off. No, no, not you. These guys.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: That's pretty dumb looking. Thank you. Yeah, all right, Ms.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Gray.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Let me try it. Go ahead, Phil. Come on, Phil.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: You can do better than that. All right. All right. Well,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: it's not just a matter of closing your eyes, okay?
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Give it one more try with just be dumb, okay?
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: All right. All right, you've got to work on that because,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: you know, it's good, Mr. Henry, but you have to.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: And this is called the Dean Air. It's called Dean Air.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I forget what I called it. I've got to come
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: up with a name for it. It's very popular. I'll
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: tell people, let's do the Dean Breathe, and that's what
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: we call it up at Wheeler Resort. Do it again.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: You want me to do it? Yeah. Yeah. I noticed
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: you went, you up-inflected there. Yeah, I did. I don't know. Okay,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: did I get... Would you mind if I... I took
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: pictures of all you guys when you were doing that.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Do you mind if I post them on... Yeah, I do.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I mind. Yeah. What do you want to post them for?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Because they're funny. You look like a bunch of dumbasses.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Is that why you came in here? No, I swear
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: to God. Never mind. Dean Wheeler in town for the
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Witch's Coven and Barbecue... over here in Malibu and then
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: he's going back up to Wheeler Resort and we were
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: just doing this new breathing exercise called Dean Air or
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: whatever you called it I forget you don't really have
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: a name for it we call it Dean Breathe up
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: at Wheeler Resort here one more time everybody pay attention
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: and Mr. Henry when you do your video cast maybe
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: you can show people what it looks like here it
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: is one two and a one two three shit oh
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: well okay pardon me pardon me for ruining your night
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Take it easy, Dean. I'm just having fun with you guys.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? I'm scratching myself. Oh, thank you very,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: very much, Dean. Bless your heart. Thanks for being a
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: part of the show. God damn, push me out of here,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: why don't you? Yes, we need to get, we got
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: to get going. We got to wrap up the show, okay? Dean, breathe. Perfect. Right.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: All right, that's it, man. I can't take it anymore.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Dean Wheeler, for the breathing exercise, and thank
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: you very much to our very good friend there, Glenn Fitzdale. Yeah,
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Glenn Fitzdale and Glenn Satterman, his robot. Yeah, Glenn Satterman,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: his robot. Well, I mean, I'm doing the best I
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: can over here, man. It's all right, man. Everybody, love
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: you very much. Thanks for listening to the World Famous
• 26:17
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• 26:19
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• 26:21
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• 26:23
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• 26:26
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• 26:28
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• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know, might even help you loosen your bowels. Sure, yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: We can't make those claims. I don't think that medically
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: we can. We get sued. Talk much?
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you. See you next time, which will be tomorrow. Oh,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I love this. Isn't that lovely?
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.