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Find out what Church Foreplay is · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_03: Woo my friends, we still in the heat zone, and that's gonna continue today.
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  SPEAKER_03: What you wanna do the one last honorable mention from Pony Joe about this Andrew WK?
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  SPEAKER_03: Is this Jesus Rock?
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  SPEAKER_03: No.
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  SPEAKER_03: Are you sure?
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  SPEAKER_03: Not even a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_03: Your name's Andrew WK.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's the artist.
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  SPEAKER_03: That sounds like you're about to sing some Jesus Rock.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, and it's hard.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_03: Oh wow.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I didn't say baby! And then it's not Jesus Rock! No!
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: Jesus takes her! He's coming to take a day! I'm on Jesus! Jesus is my guy! He hung on the cross for my left eye.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, they have Jesus metal too.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not surprised at it.
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  SPEAKER_03: Every once in a while.
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  SPEAKER_03: Can I be honest with you?
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  SPEAKER_02: We love a good Jesus song, don't you?
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_03: It is the weirdest thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: So normally it happens as I'm driving down to through the middle of Virginia.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is a place where you get plenty of gospel radio.
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  SPEAKER_02: All of a sudden.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um no no no.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
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  SPEAKER_03: They're bangers.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, they're they're like, and I'll I'll be scanning the radio dial, and all of a sudden it's like I'm gonna play one for you.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is quite a little peppy.
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  SPEAKER_03: And they're thinking about Mary, and they're thinking about uh Judith, and they're thinking about I'm like, what am I hearing?
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  SPEAKER_03: Wait, hold on a second.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's like it's weird, like I myself is thinking I might like one or two.
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  SPEAKER_02: This one you hear on Instagram all the time.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_03: This damn intro segment has taken an entire hour.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hold on, I've oh my gosh, this Jesus song is so popular it has an ad.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's shocking.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's great.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_03: Money for the Lord.
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  unknown: Ugh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: This all God, this ain't no.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now these are way happier.
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  unknown: Whoa.
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  SPEAKER_02: Haven't you heard the song?
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  SPEAKER_00: I was down, but now I'm uh uh uh uh I was down button.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: Ugh.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's a Jesus rock song?
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  SPEAKER_02: Religious guy.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I think Forrest Frank.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_03: Forrest Frank.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_02: What is so funny?
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  SPEAKER_03: Their names of the artists for the Jesus Rock are great.
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  SPEAKER_03: But like switch football.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_03: Shania Swain.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, that's a tribute band of tags.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thank you very much.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_03: Three, two, one.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're listening to Scott and Ellie.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_01: Scott and Ellie's big stuff.
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  SPEAKER_03: We should totally play that game.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_03: Is it a tribute band coming to tags or Jesus Rock?
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_02: Every Sunday before church, I will listen to like it's called Praise and Worship.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, it's like Jesus songs.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_02: You have to get in the mood before you're at the church?
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_03: What is this like church foreplay?
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_03: My gosh! What did you say then?
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's just a lot.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_03: I'm crying.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_03: Church foreplay.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_03: What the heck?
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_03: You know, normally, like us Catholics, we go walking in, we're like You just go dry raw dog raw dogging the Lord.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_03: We raw dog in 45 minutes of the gospel of according to God coming at us.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but yours is no offense.
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  SPEAKER_02: Kind of boring.
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  SPEAKER_03: It is, and uh, but we do a lot of standing, sitting, kneeling, standing, sitting, kneeling, and you get to take a walk for communion.
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  SPEAKER_03: So we're clapping, huh?
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  SPEAKER_03: We walk in, ain't nobody going to a Catholic match going, put on the Jesus Rock for a good 30 minutes while I'm putting on my outfit, my Sunday best.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then you're over there and you're uh you're like literally foreplaying it up before you get to the church.
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  SPEAKER_02: I do, and Zach knows he's like, okay, I'll turn my music off.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_02: She's got to turn hers on, you know?
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: He knows the Sunday drill.
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  SPEAKER_03: You don't get enough at the church?
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  SPEAKER_02: I love it.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_02: I love it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, you know what?
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  SPEAKER_03: There's worse things to love.
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't wait.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_03: What can I say?
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_03: One, you're listening to Scott and Ellie.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_03: Scott and Ellie.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, my mom used to practice.
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  SPEAKER_03: She was in the choir at the Catholic Church, St.
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  SPEAKER_03: Greg's up in Buffalo.
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  SPEAKER_03: She used to practice, but that was a whole different, like, oh no.
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  SPEAKER_03: And my dad and I would roll our eyes.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're like, uh, just get her out to the church.
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  SPEAKER_02: Bam, bam, bam, bam.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_02: Get her out to the church.
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  SPEAKER_02: Get her out to the church.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, so two really big stories.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_02: ICE has suspended most traffic stops after Agents fatally shot a man in Maine.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_02: This directive is after not even just that, but it happened in Texas all in one week.
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  SPEAKER_02: And here's another big story.
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  SPEAKER_02: A.6 million dollars from from I just said that very weirdly.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_02: Aegene Carroll received$5.6 million from President Trump as part of the civil trial that found him liable for sexual abuse and defamation.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_02: Also, that includes that interest that she got too.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_02: And Spain defeated France 2-0 to advance to the World Cup.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yep, we're still there.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: We're still there.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is that thing gonna end?
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  SPEAKER_02: On Sunday, they'll play the winner of England versus Argentina, and there is the big three.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, listen, I I understand it brings people joy.
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  SPEAKER_03: I I'm not trying to poo-poo on the joy.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's fine.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, you know, it's not your It's not my thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: I just wait, wait, but you just said it was your thing.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it kind of was.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it no, it's not.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's not really the the FIFA thing I'm over.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's the big thing.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I thought you meant the Jesus music.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, no, that it's no, but when you're driving through Virginia and Scott's in this.
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  SPEAKER_02: And Scott's raising his hands.
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  SPEAKER_03: Through the moonroof.
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  SPEAKER_03: Driving hand straight down I-81.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_02: Did I ever tell you what my ex used to call that?
• 5:39
  unknown: What?
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_02: This is actually really funny.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's also really funny because now apparently he goes to church, which good on him.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's a that's awesome.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do you think he pregames with some uh 30 minutes of uh Jesus Rock beforehand?
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure he does.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_02: He used to call it Jesus Catchers when it was the funniest thing he ever said.
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  SPEAKER_03: I hate that this is so peppy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, oh no.
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  SPEAKER_02: If you get into you probably have never heard of Maverick.
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  SPEAKER_03: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: But you know what we are gonna play next?
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  SPEAKER_03: Is it a uh is it a cover band coming to tags or is it a Jesus rock band?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's on the way.