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FULL SHOW: Spicing It Up · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: The hope.
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Speaker 2: I keep a big shirt thanks to crave Worthy street
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Speaker 2: Food freshly made with Reburger.
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Speaker 3: Welcome, this is big, really big. Jason hits Mike.
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Speaker 1: Monrod and.
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Speaker 3: Get a your mad bastards. Great to have your company
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Speaker 3: on this moody, sultry day. Spooky, it's Friday the thirteenth. Spooky,
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Speaker 3: all right, Bogie hopefully, I think terrible has befallen you and.
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Speaker 4: You're making your way through this spooky, steamy day.
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Speaker 5: I've actually got quite a gravvy shirt on. It's a
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Speaker 5: bit of stuff on it.
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Speaker 3: You always do it, and it's white as well.
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Speaker 5: Is that spooky?
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Speaker 1: Really?
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Speaker 4: No, it's just part of the course, I'd say, But
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Speaker 4: you are, in fact listening to the big show.
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Speaker 3: If you're not aware, it's brought to you by reboog.
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Speaker 6: You crave Worthy street food freshly made. So what do you?
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Speaker 7: What do you think of the place?
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Speaker 1: Do you like it? Yeah? A lot of the balcony
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Speaker 1: and a lot the high ceilings.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, and you know that the school zoning is great too.
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Speaker 7: Good square footage?
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Speaker 1: Is it a rebigger over the road that I see there?
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Speaker 3: Let me have a lot.
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Speaker 7: Let's see is that the.
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Speaker 1: The gourmet street food sort of place.
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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I think it is.
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Speaker 7: I think over the road.
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Speaker 3: Oh you don't want to hear the nice work stuff?
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Speaker 3: Nice work?
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Speaker 1: Now?
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Speaker 6: Do you still want to speak music? Sure?
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Speaker 4: You mentioned the fact that you've spelt food all over
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Speaker 4: your pristine.
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Speaker 3: White T shirt.
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Speaker 5: I kind of like it.
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Speaker 4: Maggie adds a certain kind of sexiness on top of
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Speaker 4: us earthiness.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I like.
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Speaker 4: The idea of food dribbling down that massively cut chest
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Speaker 4: of yours.
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Speaker 3: How are you you, Stallion?
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Speaker 5: How's life going? Pretty grass? Your mad dog? You're six?
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Speaker 5: Son of a be? What's she had been there? When
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Speaker 5: I lit a little bit of a little bit of
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Speaker 5: a dribble, A little bit of a dribble of coffee
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Speaker 5: spilled from my mouth and down the front of my shirt?
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Speaker 6: Was it toffee?
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Speaker 5: A little bit of coffee?
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Speaker 6: Okay?
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Speaker 5: Cool? You got to help with a.
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Speaker 4: Clean up with pleasure, didn't you? And I think it
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Speaker 4: was it was either you were Moggi Keyzy.
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Speaker 6: Who the hell's Moggi Keysy.
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Speaker 3: Get like wedges in your pubs?
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Speaker 5: That's right now? He had our buttered chicken juice.
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Speaker 3: Oh butter chicken?
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Speaker 1: Yes?
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Speaker 6: And what are you talking about?
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Speaker 4: Well? When you went out for a midnight face the
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Speaker 4: other day because you're starving in and you hold him
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Speaker 4: to the butter of chicken.
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Speaker 8: You guys made this, yar up. Don't be like, oh
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Speaker 8: didn't you the other day? Didn't that happen when you
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Speaker 8: made that?
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Speaker 5: Well, Jay said that your missus called him and tears
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Speaker 5: because she'd walked into the kitchen at half past midnight
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Speaker 5: and found you lit by the light of the refrigerator,
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Speaker 5: shoveling buttered chicken into your gallot, fully nude, crouched down
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Speaker 5: like Gollum?
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Speaker 6: Was I crouched down?
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Speaker 1: Anyway?
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Speaker 6: Fellas?
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Speaker 4: Ye, I'm going well, yeah, good stuff, really great to
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Speaker 4: be here, Hey, Mogi, watch on the show. What's happening
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Speaker 4: on the Big Show with old Mogi?
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Speaker 5: Bloody sighting day to day fellas, As always, we've got
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Speaker 5: the Thrubber. Yeah, man, the Throbber is back. Not only
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Speaker 5: that three four eight three hit us up. It is
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Speaker 5: a froud out Shiday. If you got anyone you want
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Speaker 5: to froud out, let us know, listen out for the
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Speaker 5: queue to call as well. We've got the Hodeki bar
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Speaker 5: tab that will be happening later on today. What does
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Speaker 5: that sound like? Kezy, We know what they're meant to
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Speaker 5: be listening out.
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Speaker 8: For Ah, well, we've got it here. But you know
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Speaker 8: when you're here, you know when you're here, you just
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Speaker 8: have to call eight hundred Hardarky.
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Speaker 6: That's the trick.
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Speaker 5: And Kesey has got another another What do you call
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Speaker 5: it a job? What's the job people do?
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Speaker 4: There?
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Speaker 5: He's got people that he hates. He hates teachers, es
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Speaker 5: and that he also hates weill estate agents. We're going
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Speaker 5: to get into that, don't you.
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Speaker 2: He's blur The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four
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Speaker 2: on Radio hod Ike.
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Speaker 3: Queens of the Stone Age.
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Speaker 4: Here on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Friday afternoon.
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Speaker 4: And I believe we've got a person on the line,
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Speaker 4: Jimmy who's got a froud out Shiday. Get it, Jimmy,
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Speaker 4: your man Bartardour's life.
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Speaker 3: Good on you, mate? What's your what's your froud out?
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Speaker 5: I just wanted to give a big throut out to
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Speaker 5: my good mate.
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Speaker 9: Tommy Gunns is a chippy in christ This his last
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Speaker 9: day on site.
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Speaker 6: Oh he got fired, didn't he got caught? He got caught.
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Speaker 5: Thieven was like, you know.
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Speaker 8: What, good on you there, Jimmy. That is throut out
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Speaker 8: successfully completed. Hey, fellas, if it's okay with you, if.
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Speaker 3: We had that for a little while, Yeah, we just
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Speaker 3: haven't played it very.
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Speaker 6: Often, Feilers. I've got a bone to pick off, that's all.
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Speaker 6: G I got a bone a bit.
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Speaker 8: So my wife and I were thinking about potentially leaving
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Speaker 8: our current house, and it's that it's our first house.
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Speaker 8: We've had it, we've been in for seven or eight years,
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Speaker 8: and we're just sort of starting the process of like
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Speaker 8: looking around.
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Speaker 6: Yes, you know, you just sort of maybe go to
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Speaker 6: one or two open homes.
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Speaker 8: I don't know, uh, And I've noticed this thing that
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Speaker 8: is happening, and in my head instantly I look at
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Speaker 8: it and I say, iffing real estate agents every single
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Speaker 8: time it is you set a budget on your trade
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Speaker 8: research or whatever the hell you're using, probably one roof
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Speaker 8: maybe I don't know, and then let's just say your
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Speaker 8: budget to make it easy is one million dollars.
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Speaker 6: And then they.
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Speaker 8: Intentionally put houses in there that are two million dollars
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Speaker 8: or one point five million dollars or four million dollars,
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Speaker 8: and they intentionally put it in that bracket, like I'm
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Speaker 8: going to see this house. I think it's so amazing
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Speaker 8: that actually I will spend four times as much as
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Speaker 8: I am currently able to the hell's that about?
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Speaker 5: Man?
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Speaker 3: You got a million bucks?
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Speaker 5: Million bucks?
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Speaker 6: Wow, I don't have a million dollars.
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Speaker 3: Man, Okay, I know what you mean.
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Speaker 4: And it's I've had that experience too, where we've been
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Speaker 4: looking at places and then people will go, oh, actually
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Speaker 4: you might this isn't for you. You might be interested
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Speaker 4: in this, and it's like we're renting at the moment.
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Speaker 4: So I was like, double the rent that we were
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Speaker 4: prepared to pay pay and it's like, no, this is
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Speaker 4: what we want to pay.
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Speaker 3: We don't want to pay double that.
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Speaker 5: I'd love to live there, Yeah, I'd love to love
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Speaker 5: to have the amount of money that would mean I
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Speaker 5: could live there.
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Speaker 3: Yes, it's akin to what I was talking about the
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Speaker 3: other day.
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Speaker 4: Keasy when you go in and you'll say to a
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Speaker 4: takeaway or something like that, just the curry roll, thanks,
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Speaker 4: and they go anything else and it's like, no, I
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Speaker 4: just told you just the curry roll.
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Speaker 8: Well, it's almost like you're going in for one curry roll,
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Speaker 8: which by the way, is ridiculous, like you shouldn't get
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Speaker 8: more than just that, and you go to you know,
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Speaker 8: you say, can I have look at the curry roll menu, please,
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Speaker 8: And then they hand you something on the curry roll
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Speaker 8: menu that is four times the price, like a five course,
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Speaker 8: seven course degastation meal is on the menu, and you're like,
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Speaker 8: why are you showing me this?
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Speaker 6: I want one curry roll.
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Speaker 5: There'll be a reason for this. There must be a
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Speaker 5: real estate agent scumback out there that knows what we're
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Speaker 5: talking about. Yes, but to me, as I was saying
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Speaker 5: to a kezy off here, it's really the real estate equivalent
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Speaker 5: of saying, would you like fries with that? Yes, Now
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Speaker 5: we understand that you want this, but let's see if
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Speaker 5: we can get you to have this as well or
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Speaker 5: instead of you know what I mean, so I can
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Speaker 5: absolutely they want to find the limits of what you're
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Speaker 5: prepared to spend. Yes, and they might only answer work
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Speaker 5: for them once totally it's been worth it. What are
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Speaker 5: they here? If you're sitting at home, fuman, they love
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Speaker 5: it one hundred percent.
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Speaker 8: Well, the problem is that it didn't count on is
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Speaker 8: that I'm sitting at home fuming that I come to
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Speaker 8: work on a radio station and then fume about it
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Speaker 8: on air.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, so our seven listeners will be like, yeah, wow, when.
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Speaker 5: You see a million dollars. I think maybe dropped down
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Speaker 5: to three.
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Speaker 6: I don't know. It was for round number's sake, I
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Speaker 6: see a million dollars. And also in Auckland, a million
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Speaker 6: dollars gets you a shack.
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Speaker 5: Hey, you ain't lying.
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Speaker 6: It sucks, that's true.
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Speaker 4: Just on the front, fellows. I went to an investment
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Speaker 4: sort of broker, a rich guy, guy Old Curry Rolls,
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Speaker 4: and we were talking about a certain amount of money, right,
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Speaker 4: and then I'm not going to say and then he was.
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Speaker 6: For round numbers. Shall we just say ten million dollars?
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Speaker 3: Just say ten million round numbers?
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Speaker 6: Rich guy.
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Speaker 4: But then he sort of was trying to get us
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Speaker 4: to invest like twenty million. And it's like, no, no, no,
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Speaker 4: We've only got this amount to invest.
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Speaker 5: That's right.
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Speaker 4: And so why are you why are you telling me
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Speaker 4: all the stuff that I don't have the money, that
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Speaker 4: this unnecessary.
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Speaker 5: But it's the same with everything. It's the same. You
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Speaker 5: go to buy a car and you say this is
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Speaker 5: my price, ranger, I'm going to show you something that's
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Speaker 5: more expensive, ten.
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Speaker 3: Thousand more or something. Yeah.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, and so but that's what's the nooise. I understand
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Speaker 8: if I had a million dollars and they showed me
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Speaker 8: a one point two million dollar house. Yeah, when you're
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Speaker 8: showing me a three million dollar house or even at
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Speaker 8: one point four, like, it's just.
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Speaker 5: Necessarily that they're trying to upsell you in that case.
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Speaker 5: It's just like, look at what you could be buying, loser.
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Speaker 6: It's showing me what I can't afford. It's right rubbing
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Speaker 6: in my face.
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Speaker 8: That's right anyway, if there is a real agent that
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Speaker 8: wants to call up one hundred Hadarchy and actually say
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Speaker 8: what is going on there and hopefully change my opinion
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Speaker 8: on them, because every yeah.
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Speaker 6: I just I hate salesy stuff like that.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, tactics, tactics, God, oh Lenny that time rabbit downstairs
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Speaker 5: fell out of here heah. Stud though, those are the days.
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Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hold Archy Big Show. This Friday afternoon.
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Speaker 3: The time is four twenty four and fells, I'm gonna
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Speaker 3: make it official. I'd like to officially.
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Speaker 4: Invite all of you backbones and your lovely wives and
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Speaker 4: partners to Hoidy Jay's next Friday for a meal.
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Speaker 6: Is this your new apartment in the city.
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Speaker 3: Yes, where's HOYTYJ?
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Speaker 4: So it's official. Put it in your diaries. Now, a
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Speaker 4: couple of things.
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Speaker 3: I've got some bad news to start off with.
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Speaker 6: Of course you do.
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Speaker 4: There was some conjecture about I'll just get some takeaways.
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Speaker 3: We'll just make it very care will.
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Speaker 5: Be tickety boo you miss as kih Yes she.
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Speaker 4: Did, and she said, oh no, no, no, we won't
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Speaker 4: be doing that.
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Speaker 3: What I'm going to cock something? Oh wow?
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Speaker 6: Really great shit?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, now look, can I just make a request jas Yeah, sure,
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Speaker 3: I had to put it out there, you.
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Speaker 5: Know, yeah, yum for me. I don't like broccoli salad.
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Speaker 4: Just okay, so no broccoli salad. I'll pass that on.
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Speaker 6: I don't mind whatever she's making. Literally, just happy to
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Speaker 6: be there.
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Speaker 4: Okay, but I've guaranteed that it's not going to be
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Speaker 4: a pasta.
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Speaker 6: Good shit.
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Speaker 3: But I don't know what's going to end up on
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Speaker 3: the plate. But what I will do to sort of
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Speaker 3: mitigate that is I'll have.
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Speaker 4: A very large platter of cold meats, cheeses, breads, and crackers.
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Speaker 3: You're all right with that, Pugs, I'll look, Pugs is here.
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Speaker 1: It's pugs.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm keen as man, thanks for having me. I'm
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Speaker 6: really excited now.
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Speaker 4: I think I found a good playlist, you know, because
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Speaker 4: when I'm walking back to the apartment with my skull
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Speaker 4: candies on every day, I'm getting some tunes.
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Speaker 3: Man. It's it's very mild.
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Speaker 4: It's a bit depressing, but I think it will be
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Speaker 4: perfect for ambiyonce, unless, of course, you guys want to
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Speaker 4: sort of agree on something before you.
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Speaker 5: Right, it's all on your head man.
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Speaker 1: Now.
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Speaker 4: There's also been a very interesting point made by our
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Speaker 4: boss Toddy, and he was very keen. And I don't
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Speaker 4: know how you guys feel about this live streaming it.
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Speaker 5: It kind of feels like work at that point.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, well maybe just someone in the corner filming us,
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Speaker 4: filming us or is that just going to make everyone
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Speaker 4: really uncomfortable and stuff?
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Speaker 8: Well, I mean we could bring Dylan, Yeah, Big Delli's
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Speaker 8: probably free at the table.
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Speaker 3: Yeah that when I don't want to I'm touching the food.
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Speaker 8: We bring Dilly and we could say, hey, Dilly, who's
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Speaker 8: our social media online guy? We just hay Man like
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Speaker 8: for this evening, You're pretty much just gonna have to
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Speaker 8: be like a tripod.
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Speaker 4: Yes, just do you. I will provide beersies and wines.
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Speaker 4: So if you organize, yeah, well, well there's a couple
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Speaker 4: of notice, a couple of crates and steal them from the.
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Speaker 3: Stuff.
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Speaker 4: So just to let you know, even though you and
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Speaker 4: I mogi, we won't be indulging in that. I just
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Speaker 4: want you fellas to know because you're probably thinking, God, God,
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Speaker 4: there's going to be really awkward and I won't even
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Speaker 4: be able to get to suck piss.
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Speaker 6: Well, I'll probably come with a bottle of wine anyway.
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Speaker 4: Yeah when you arrive, Yeah, good, good, Yeah cool, So
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Speaker 4: lock it and fell seven thirty Friday V whatever it is.
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Speaker 4: It's Friday. It's done and dusted. And what does the
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Speaker 4: audience feel about live streaming it?
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Speaker 3: Three four a three?
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Speaker 8: But yeah, okay, yeah, let us know. Also, Pugs's partner vegetarian.
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Speaker 8: Will you be catering for that?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true. Honestly, she can just eat purse. As
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Speaker 6: long as this purse there, she'll be there. She'll just
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Speaker 6: eat purse.
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Speaker 5: She's gonna eat purse. What hey, Jace Pegs as missus,
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Speaker 5: She's gonna eat purse.
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Speaker 3: It's not that kind of party.
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Speaker 8: Okay, sorry, yeah, say that a l that it also
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Speaker 8: just before we sign off on this just.
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Speaker 4: And no buzzies, pugs. It's no one of your weird
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Speaker 4: busy parties.
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Speaker 6: All right, I'm not going either.
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Speaker 2: Then I'm out the Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike
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Speaker 2: and Kyzy.
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Speaker 3: Tune in on radio host.
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Speaker 1: Watch this Radio ORGI bar.
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Speaker 3: In do this giveaways some meat and some cash. But
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Speaker 3: first we need to get people on the drawer, don't we, fellows.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, certainly do jays.
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Speaker 8: Every single day this week thanks to be from LAMB
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Speaker 8: New Zealand's we've been giving away a meat back, meat
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Speaker 8: pack and one hundred bucks cash. All you to do
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Speaker 8: is listen out for the queue to call because it's
15:07
Speaker 8: National LAMB Day on Sunday.
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Speaker 3: That's so true, man, raise a chop, really really excited
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Speaker 3: about it?
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Speaker 5: To hello a few days, isn't it? Because today's Friday,
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Speaker 5: the third eighth, Then it's Valentine's Day and then you
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Speaker 5: get to round out a massive weekend with LAMB Day.
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Speaker 10: Yeah, Hell, good man, Hell, good road crazy, get a Scott.
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Speaker 3: Your mad barst how's live? Oh yeah, I can't bad man. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: that's that's good man.
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Speaker 1: That's Hey.
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Speaker 4: Tell me, Scott, what do you do for a crust?
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Speaker 9: Yeah?
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Speaker 8: Nice?
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Speaker 3: Makee you like a bit of meat, do you, Scott?
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no doubt, no doubt.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, well you're in the drawers, Scott.
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Speaker 5: Keep your phone on.
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Speaker 6: We might call you later on with some cash. Alright, yeah, boy, awesome, Jesus, guys.
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Speaker 3: Good you mate? Goody Sam? Your mad barset?
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Speaker 1: How's live yourself? Yeah?
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Speaker 10: Not bad Sam, not bed. What do you do for
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Speaker 10: a crust? Your messive backbone?
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Speaker 1: Yeah?
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Speaker 4: You're finished for the day of you say, I'm going
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Speaker 4: to have a few cold ones now yeah?
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Speaker 5: Not going to get home and eat some Yeah?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, hell good man? Good on your Sam? Will you
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Speaker 4: sound the line as well and pugs will sort you out.
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Speaker 4: And finally, James, how's life good?
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Speaker 5: May yourself?
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Speaker 1: Yeah? Good?
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Speaker 3: Thanks James. Tell me, James, what do you do for
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Speaker 3: a crust? I swing off the end of a hammer
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Speaker 3: all day?
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Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, another chippy?
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Speaker 5: Could it could be a blacksmith, could be just a
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Speaker 5: guy that owns a hammer?
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Speaker 6: Yeah, what is it?
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Speaker 5: Lotter?
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Speaker 1: Hammers?
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Speaker 6: I got lots of hammers any all right?
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Speaker 1: All right?
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Speaker 6: Coming for a fight job.
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Speaker 3: Man, jeez?
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Speaker 6: Met him?
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Speaker 3: Hey, James, what's the plan tonight? Mate?
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Speaker 1: Oh?
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Speaker 6: Kids are going to be home soon, so.
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Speaker 1: Just look for doors.
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Speaker 3: Family.
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Speaker 4: This sounds like you resented that a little bit when
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Speaker 4: you see that family time.
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Speaker 8: Nice when you keep your phone on to brother and
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Speaker 8: we could be calling you with some meat and some cash.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 6: Over there, good stuff, fellas.
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Speaker 3: What are you doing tonight?
17:20
Speaker 5: Why curious do you to?
17:23
Speaker 6: What's what's on the Did you want to say?
17:27
Speaker 3: Yeah?
17:28
Speaker 5: Genuinely, You're not gonna make fun of it?
17:30
Speaker 3: No, it depends, well, it means what it is, Yeah,
17:32
Speaker 3: to be.
17:32
Speaker 8: My wife and I are going to go to the supermarket.
17:33
Speaker 8: We're going to pick something to have for dinner tonight
17:36
Speaker 8: or we can't decide, and then.
17:38
Speaker 5: We're going to do it together.
17:39
Speaker 8: It's a little louding, yeah, because she suggested lamb chops
17:42
Speaker 8: and I said, that's Sunday. It's National Lambday on Sunday.
17:45
Speaker 8: Let's save it for the Yes, you're smart, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:48
Speaker 8: And then we're going to eat some ice cream that
17:49
Speaker 8: we've got in a tub and the freezer at home.
17:51
Speaker 8: We're gonna make ice cream cones, and then we're going
17:54
Speaker 8: to watch a movie I want to watch, potentially, like
17:57
Speaker 8: another Ron Howard movie, like The Thirteen?
18:00
Speaker 1: Is it?
18:01
Speaker 8: She wants to watch the Pike River movie. So we're
18:04
Speaker 8: gonna decide which one of those two will we watch,
18:06
Speaker 8: and then we'll eat ice cream. How are you going
18:07
Speaker 8: to decide? We'll first fight. We'll probably watch Pike River
18:11
Speaker 8: because it was her one.
18:12
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's usually I've heard decide. You sit back and
18:16
Speaker 5: you think, now, which one does she want to work?
18:18
Speaker 6: And I just go, wat'll do?
18:21
Speaker 3: I've heard it's very good. Yeah, movie, very very good.
18:24
Speaker 5: It's very very good as well.
18:25
Speaker 6: I just I know, yeah, it's yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:29
Speaker 3: It's not going to be too spooky for her or
18:31
Speaker 3: anything spooky.
18:33
Speaker 1: Yeah.
18:34
Speaker 3: No, I'm going to get a fry till get anxious.
18:36
Speaker 8: No no, no, no, she won't because she knows what
18:39
Speaker 8: calling me again at midnight kezy and tears. She won't
18:41
Speaker 8: chase because she knows that this Sunday is National Lamb
18:45
Speaker 8: Day and we'll be firing up the barbecue and raising
18:47
Speaker 8: a chop with all of our friends and family.
18:49
Speaker 3: Hang on a minute, what there's cakes the Element Elephant.
18:53
Speaker 6: Here's Cage's the Element.
18:55
Speaker 2: The Hurdichy Big Show week days from four on.
18:58
Speaker 3: Radio hod I Blank Crows There on the Radio ho
19:01
Speaker 3: Donkey Big Show.
19:02
Speaker 4: This Friday afternoon. The time is four forty eight. Let's
19:06
Speaker 4: talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
19:15
Speaker 5: Taggards TV does not feel weird to you that start
19:18
Speaker 5: that we're not doing that anymore?
19:19
Speaker 6: Yes, I would like it if we just mean yeah.
19:21
Speaker 5: Yeah, something I need something that Yah. It feels weird
19:24
Speaker 5: because we're deliberately trying not to do it.
19:26
Speaker 1: We can.
19:27
Speaker 5: We just know he's talking and we've just got to
19:29
Speaker 5: keep it short and shut. But there needs to be something.
19:31
Speaker 5: There is wrong.
19:31
Speaker 3: It's not right.
19:32
Speaker 6: It's cross again, man, Okay, you're the top.
19:38
Speaker 4: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
19:44
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's just what you're taking the person taking her
19:50
Speaker 5: on for ages to.
19:51
Speaker 4: Say, Muggie, is that That's how it used to be
19:54
Speaker 4: a while back, and then you started just losing your
19:56
Speaker 4: mind over it.
19:57
Speaker 5: And the fans loved it, man, and it was all
20:00
Speaker 5: of our idea Jays. You got to take some of
20:02
Speaker 5: the credit to me and you, Geezy, you loved it.
20:04
Speaker 6: Didn't I gave it four busies out of five fellows.
20:07
Speaker 5: I didn't watch anything last night. I was in bed
20:09
Speaker 5: by about seven minutes past eight because I've had several
20:12
Speaker 5: bed sleeps in a row and it was a great
20:14
Speaker 5: sleep and I'm feeling much better. Thanks for you mate.
20:15
Speaker 6: How many busies out of five was asleep four and
20:18
Speaker 6: a half.
20:19
Speaker 4: Wow, that's good sleep fellows. Last night I was stuffing
20:25
Speaker 4: my face with spicy chicken dumplings. And I have started
20:28
Speaker 4: watching a series called.
20:30
Speaker 3: The Burning Girls.
20:32
Speaker 4: River and Jack Brocks and her daughter arrive in Chapel Craft.
20:36
Speaker 4: Oh God, the place for a fresh start that soon
20:39
Speaker 4: reveals its community's dark history and where ancient superstitions and
20:44
Speaker 4: mistrust of outsiders are quite common.
20:47
Speaker 6: Yeah.
20:49
Speaker 4: Stars Samantha Morton. I don't know Camtha Morton. She was
20:53
Speaker 4: in the Fis directed by Vincent Ward. She had him
20:58
Speaker 4: stood down from the film as the star Keith of Sutherland.
21:02
Speaker 4: The course also in that film, and had somebody else
21:06
Speaker 4: come and direct it. Vincent wad have been working on
21:08
Speaker 4: that film for twenty years trying to get that up
21:11
Speaker 4: and running, and she did that to him. She is
21:13
Speaker 4: a horrendous human being and I have no time for her.
21:16
Speaker 4: Very good actor though, yeah she is.
21:18
Speaker 5: She was also in that film with Tom Cruise where
21:23
Speaker 5: they have those three beans. It's a futuristic one, the
21:25
Speaker 5: three beans lying in the swimming pools and they can
21:28
Speaker 5: see the future.
21:30
Speaker 6: Damn it.
21:31
Speaker 5: Sorry, possible, that's it.
21:33
Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff already report as it sounds here in
21:37
Speaker 3: the description I just gave.
21:38
Speaker 4: It's kind of, you know, weird stuff, superstitious stuff, sort
21:42
Speaker 4: of suspicious locals, suspicious stuff.
21:45
Speaker 3: Going on all over the place.
21:46
Speaker 4: It's a step above that a little bit. It's actually
21:49
Speaker 4: a pretty good series. It's quite compelling. It's not amazing, sure,
21:53
Speaker 4: but it's certainly a good enough watch for hordy Ja.
21:56
Speaker 3: I'll give it. It's on TV and Z plus. I'll
21:58
Speaker 3: give it three point one buzzies.
22:02
Speaker 6: And it's called The Burning Girls.
22:03
Speaker 3: The Burning Girls.
22:04
Speaker 8: I started last night watching a Night of the Seven Kingdoms,
22:08
Speaker 8: yeah on neon, which I was very to be honest,
22:11
Speaker 8: I was like, oh, it wasn't even in the mood
22:13
Speaker 8: to watch it, and then I started watching it, and
22:15
Speaker 8: then by the end of the episode, because I think
22:16
Speaker 8: the first episode is forty minutes.
22:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all about that, I think, which.
22:20
Speaker 8: Is great because Game of Thrones you really had to
22:22
Speaker 8: commit and it was excellent, well, the first seasons were,
22:25
Speaker 8: but it was like an hour of your time, where's
22:27
Speaker 8: this one? Because it's just forty minutes, you find it
22:29
Speaker 8: easy to chuck it on. And the other thing that
22:31
Speaker 8: this series is doing that Game or it was House
22:34
Speaker 8: of the Dragon, Yes, the first man off, don't even
22:37
Speaker 8: I know. The thing that the series is doing is
22:39
Speaker 8: that there's the characters are likable. I want the main
22:42
Speaker 8: guy to be successful, whereas I hated everyone in the House.
22:47
Speaker 6: Of the Dragons and nothing really happened.
22:49
Speaker 5: But also this one is funny. It's brought the humor back,
22:51
Speaker 5: and where's House of Dragon was super earnest, no humor
22:55
Speaker 5: and at whatsoever. And it's hard to take something serious
22:58
Speaker 5: when it's dragon.
23:00
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was boring, and don't get me started
23:04
Speaker 3: on the hair styles.
23:05
Speaker 8: But also the other thing with this A Night of
23:08
Speaker 8: the Seven Kingdoms is the guy the main character, and
23:11
Speaker 8: I won't spoil it, but when he sees his name
23:13
Speaker 8: and comes up with his name to be a knight
23:15
Speaker 8: because he's basically trying to pretend that he's a knight,
23:18
Speaker 8: I've heard that guy's name reference in Game of Thrones,
23:21
Speaker 8: so I was like, oh, wow, because I think need
23:23
Speaker 8: Stark or whoever mentioned, I've heard his name mentioned before.
23:26
Speaker 6: That's cool. Yeah, So honestly, I.
23:28
Speaker 8: Give I've watched the first two episodes. I was eating
23:31
Speaker 8: a buttter of checken when I sat down and watched the.
23:33
Speaker 3: First one and left after the other night.
23:36
Speaker 8: And at the very start of the episode, it starts
23:38
Speaker 8: with him just like basically backing one out in a
23:42
Speaker 8: quite a gratuitous fashion, as I was eating my butter
23:44
Speaker 8: of chicken, and I.
23:45
Speaker 6: Was like, Oh, that's what this is. The show is
23:46
Speaker 6: going to be?
23:46
Speaker 3: Is it?
23:47
Speaker 8: But it was excellent. I give it four point one
23:49
Speaker 8: busies out of five. I've heard the latest episode, however,
23:52
Speaker 8: is excellent. Yes, it's like really good.
23:54
Speaker 3: It's a real cliffhanger.
23:56
Speaker 8: So I can't wait. So I can't wait to get there.
23:58
Speaker 8: I'm really enjoying it. And that's on Neon great stuff.
24:00
Speaker 3: He's a been a Frands Ferdinand.
24:02
Speaker 2: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hodk.
24:07
Speaker 4: Is indeed Friends Ferdinand there on the Radio Hodarkey Big
24:10
Speaker 4: Show this Friday afternoon, the time four fifty seven coming
24:12
Speaker 4: up after five as always on a Friday, the Friday Thrubber.
24:15
Speaker 4: Of course, the theme had today Valentine's Day.
24:19
Speaker 5: Ah ah love theme songs, yeah, a relationship themed. I
24:25
Speaker 5: reckon anything to do with wow. People in relationships. Yeah, nice, Yeah,
24:30
Speaker 5: that's so good.
24:31
Speaker 8: Also after five two, I haven't heard the Reburger Sting
24:34
Speaker 8: play yet.
24:34
Speaker 5: Or trying to be in relationships.
24:36
Speaker 6: Yeah, totally.
24:37
Speaker 8: Yeah, I haven't heard the Reburger Sting play yet. So
24:39
Speaker 8: if you hear it, remember to call eight hundred Hodarky
24:41
Speaker 8: and you could win a fifty dollars rebig about you
24:43
Speaker 8: good stuff man.
24:47
Speaker 2: The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
24:50
Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hodarky.
24:56
Speaker 3: It's the holacky Big Shows. Friday Throbber.
25:05
Speaker 5: Brought to this every week more than the Throbbers, just
25:07
Speaker 5: blowing that.
25:09
Speaker 3: I've got a massive mental block with that one. Now,
25:11
Speaker 3: I don't know what's happening.
25:12
Speaker 8: Because when I play the Throbber Sting the opener there, Yeah,
25:15
Speaker 8: in my head, I'm like, please have forgotten, Please forgot.
25:17
Speaker 5: I've always forgotten until I hear the music. Then I'm like, oh,
25:20
Speaker 5: that's right. And then the next thing I think.
25:21
Speaker 8: Is yeah, and if people don't know what we're talking about,
25:25
Speaker 8: we always, for some reason go douche, douche.
25:27
Speaker 6: Yes, but Jase always forgets.
25:28
Speaker 4: If you're by chance joining us for the very first
25:31
Speaker 4: time and you're going, what the hell is a Friday throbber?
25:33
Speaker 4: Each of the fellas in the studio here we pick
25:35
Speaker 4: a tune just sort of kick off your Friday, your
25:37
Speaker 4: weekend kind of vibes. Then you give us a call
25:40
Speaker 4: on oh eight hundred hodak, you tell us the tune
25:42
Speaker 4: you want to play in the.
25:43
Speaker 3: First of two wins.
25:45
Speaker 5: Absolutely right, Fellas. This week it's a Valentine's theme. I'll
25:49
Speaker 5: go first this week if you don't mind, sure this one. Look,
25:53
Speaker 5: I didn't have a lot of time on it, but
25:54
Speaker 5: I do love this song. And it grounds for divorce
25:57
Speaker 5: from Elbow. Yeah, and that's for divorce. And if you
26:16
Speaker 5: forget Valentine's Day, Fellas, you're in a world of trouble,
26:19
Speaker 5: ain't you.
26:19
Speaker 6: I'm gonna heard that before that song, but I like it.
26:22
Speaker 5: That song rules.
26:23
Speaker 8: You know, when you hear a song for like quite
26:25
Speaker 8: quite a few songs, it takes a few listens.
26:26
Speaker 5: But it's a good Yeah.
26:29
Speaker 6: What did you pick?
26:30
Speaker 1: Jace?
26:31
Speaker 3: Something that I think is a good good Friday?
26:34
Speaker 5: Can I say?
26:35
Speaker 7: Oh?
26:36
Speaker 5: That's got me thinking? What's that band? You always do?
26:38
Speaker 5: The Tones?
26:39
Speaker 1: Yeah? Tell me.
26:42
Speaker 8: If this is the deaf Tone song six tape. I'm
26:44
Speaker 8: gonna be furious. What is it?
26:45
Speaker 3: Oh your play and find out.
26:49
Speaker 5: A baby?
27:00
Speaker 3: Oh wet baby.
27:02
Speaker 8: I love Marvin Gaye saying no, no, is it a
27:07
Speaker 8: great song?
27:07
Speaker 1: Years?
27:08
Speaker 5: Should it be banned because it's not a throblet?
27:10
Speaker 1: Years?
27:11
Speaker 5: Will it get an astress if it wins?
27:12
Speaker 6: Years? I love Marvin Gaye. Absolutely, it's great. I hope
27:20
Speaker 6: that song wins.
27:22
Speaker 8: Now Fellas for my Valentine's Day theme, Throbert, it's hard
27:26
Speaker 8: finding a throuble with romance in the topic that's an
27:29
Speaker 8: actual throb but I managed to find one, and it
27:32
Speaker 8: just so happens to that he's coming to the country
27:34
Speaker 8: later this year.
27:36
Speaker 3: Wada moment.
27:40
Speaker 1: Tell me one one one see it's me that new.
27:50
Speaker 6: That's a tune man.
27:51
Speaker 7: And then donand tell me when.
27:54
Speaker 8: Ingle bit Humperdink or is someone texts her yesterday ingle
27:58
Speaker 8: bird ship Crispadink.
28:01
Speaker 5: Changed his name too.
28:02
Speaker 4: I was saying, kezy, My wife's very keen on that gig.
28:06
Speaker 4: We're going to go good times. Hey, but you decide
28:10
Speaker 4: New zeal And give us a call right now on
28:12
Speaker 4: eight hundred Holdarchy.
28:13
Speaker 3: In the meantime, here is the Actic Monkeys.
28:15
Speaker 2: The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and kezy tune
28:19
Speaker 2: in four on Radio Hoky.
28:24
Speaker 3: It's the Hock Big Shows Friday Thromer.
28:31
Speaker 4: Yes, nailed, nailed, fels good for you.
28:36
Speaker 3: The theme today Valentine's Day.
28:39
Speaker 6: That's right.
28:40
Speaker 8: This is where we each pick a song. You guys,
28:42
Speaker 8: help vote by calling eight hundred Hodarchy. The first to
28:45
Speaker 8: get two votes will be played in full, and don't
28:47
Speaker 8: forget when we have a winner to text in on
28:49
Speaker 8: three four eight three and let us know what you
28:51
Speaker 8: think of the winning song, for example, A great great
28:55
Speaker 8: Texas come through here Gooday, guys, has there ever been
28:57
Speaker 8: a throbble where no one called him because all the
28:59
Speaker 8: songs was ship close.
29:02
Speaker 5: We have won a couple of weeks.
29:03
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did it.
29:03
Speaker 5: We took a long time on the phone to start
29:06
Speaker 5: ringing and we just managed to scrape in.
29:09
Speaker 6: Yeah.
29:09
Speaker 8: Not today though, because we picked some absolute yeah, some
29:12
Speaker 8: real good songs. Elbow is the name of the band
29:16
Speaker 8: band and Grounds for Divorce is the name of the song.
29:35
Speaker 6: Tune.
29:36
Speaker 5: It is a tune, the only rock and tune of
29:39
Speaker 5: the three this week, Fellas, but I don't want it
29:41
Speaker 5: to sway anyone's vote.
29:45
Speaker 8: Yeah, totally, Jase, What absolute doozy of a song did
29:48
Speaker 8: you choose man, Let's get it on.
29:51
Speaker 3: Casy hold Soul and if you.
30:08
Speaker 6: Like, oh, come.
30:11
Speaker 9: On yeah baby, doesn't it just make you feel like
30:20
Speaker 9: making love fellows?
30:23
Speaker 6: Love fellas?
30:27
Speaker 5: It's been a comedy tune from CAZy.
30:30
Speaker 8: Yesterday, I sort of got very excited because one of
30:33
Speaker 8: my favorite singers when I'm steamed is coming to New
30:35
Speaker 8: Zealand Engelbert Hump. He's going to be ninety when I
30:39
Speaker 8: see him perform. But I tell you, what do.
30:40
Speaker 5: You'll make it? We should put money on him.
30:42
Speaker 3: Yes, it's actually a good call.
30:44
Speaker 6: I don't know, man, but I'm gonna go see him live.
30:46
Speaker 6: And the song is an absolute throbber.
30:48
Speaker 3: I can wait a moment more.
30:53
Speaker 1: Just tell me one of it's me you that.
31:00
Speaker 4: New doesn't that just make you want to make love?
31:05
Speaker 5: Little pan flute in the background.
31:07
Speaker 6: I love songs with flute in it.
31:09
Speaker 3: Yeah, cool, great stuff?
31:11
Speaker 6: Not enough floutist skinning about.
31:13
Speaker 4: Let's go to the phone lines, good Lucas, your mad Barsard?
31:15
Speaker 3: What are you running with?
31:17
Speaker 1: Good Phil?
31:18
Speaker 8: I think I might go with you.
31:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you, joy brother, good stuff. Let's go
31:24
Speaker 3: to Big Red from the tron get a big Red,
31:28
Speaker 3: good mate, what are you running with there.
31:35
Speaker 8: Good on your jas, big win there, thanks big Red.
31:38
Speaker 8: Well it was easy, pretty pretty cut and try.
31:39
Speaker 3: There yeah, get it done. It's plat out.
31:43
Speaker 8: Yeah, let's do it, Marvin Gay, let's get it on
31:46
Speaker 8: text us three four eight three.
31:47
Speaker 6: How do you feel about Jason's went on Today's Friday?
31:49
Speaker 2: Robert Yes, the Hiarchy Big Show week days from four
31:55
Speaker 2: on Radio Hdiky.
31:56
Speaker 3: Here baby, let's get it on. Marvin Gay. The your
31:59
Speaker 3: Friday through.
32:02
Speaker 8: Lots of texts coming through on three for most amount
32:04
Speaker 8: of ts we've had. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good the feelers.
32:08
Speaker 8: Now this is a proper jizbot throbber. It's from William,
32:11
Speaker 8: Good on you. William might ironically be the greatest throbber
32:15
Speaker 8: of all. It's from Liam in traffic fighting the Edge
32:18
Speaker 8: to not make Love to myself?
32:19
Speaker 5: Eisolute tune year Jas my pants just went.
32:22
Speaker 8: Tight, Robbie says, bloody, how guys is going to be
32:26
Speaker 8: another baby bird?
32:28
Speaker 5: So it really has this one absolute banger. Got my
32:33
Speaker 5: wife frisky on our honeymoon. Now, if you need to
32:35
Speaker 5: play Marvin to get your wife frisky on your honeymoon,
32:39
Speaker 5: I had this all together.
32:40
Speaker 3: Yeah in two years time.
32:41
Speaker 8: Well that that honeymoon might have been forty years ago,
32:43
Speaker 8: though it could have been, but the sounds of it
32:45
Speaker 8: all right, Let's go to a score update on the
32:47
Speaker 8: Throbber scoreboard. Out in front on two wins Keezy and
32:51
Speaker 8: Jason and last place on one win Old Mogi.
32:55
Speaker 3: Yeah.
32:56
Speaker 5: Texts come through on three four eight three. If he
32:59
Speaker 5: kill me? How do you guys get away with his ship?
33:04
Speaker 6: There's probably from the manager of our station.
33:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, he'll be few.
33:09
Speaker 6: I loved it, Jas genuinely. Marma Kay rules man.
33:12
Speaker 1: He does, He's the man.
33:14
Speaker 2: Here's the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason.
33:17
Speaker 3: Mike and Kyzy.
33:18
Speaker 5: Tune in four.
33:20
Speaker 3: On Radio Bush.
33:22
Speaker 4: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. There's Friday afternoon,
33:25
Speaker 4: the time.
33:27
Speaker 5: Five nine Fellas, of course, it's Valentine's Day tomorrow. The
33:33
Speaker 5: three of us, we've been in relationships for a long
33:36
Speaker 5: time with our partners, but also really with each other.
33:39
Speaker 5: We've now been in a relationship with each other for
33:42
Speaker 5: very nearly five years, and you know, the audience has
33:46
Speaker 5: certainly started to notice that the chemistry is waning number one,
33:49
Speaker 5: and also that we're running out of ideas. So I've
33:53
Speaker 5: gone ahead and I went down to one of the
33:55
Speaker 5: local six shops and there's dozens of them around here.
33:59
Speaker 5: And I've got a new you tell me that, Magi,
34:01
Speaker 5: And I've got this little board game and it's in
34:03
Speaker 5: this ball game. It's got some cards, and on the
34:05
Speaker 5: cards are suggestions. Generally speaking, the suggestions would be for
34:08
Speaker 5: you and your partner, but we're going to make it.
34:11
Speaker 8: For us as the co host. And this is going
34:13
Speaker 8: to fix our chemistry, just as an idea.
34:15
Speaker 5: Yeah, to just despice things up, sort out our chemistry
34:19
Speaker 5: and give us a few ideas.
34:20
Speaker 6: So should we take turns?
34:22
Speaker 5: I think so, Yeah, I've got work. This is just
34:29
Speaker 5: an example. Yeah, okay, yes, with your co host in
34:39
Speaker 5: his andies, slip your fingers under the fabric and sensuously
34:45
Speaker 5: stroke his buttocks. So we're going to what we do. Well,
34:52
Speaker 5: these are just suggestions.
34:54
Speaker 3: We can discard them.
34:55
Speaker 1: Well.
34:55
Speaker 5: I think we said on probably a top three we
34:57
Speaker 5: can do that off.
34:58
Speaker 6: Okay, right, you go on there. That was not in
35:00
Speaker 6: it for me. I think you.
35:03
Speaker 3: Gogo because I think this is good. With all of
35:10
Speaker 3: the co hosts fully clothed.
35:13
Speaker 11: Simulate vigorous, athletic doggie style sex with your co host
35:18
Speaker 11: bent over a table, Spice it up by talking dirty
35:22
Speaker 11: and spanking them.
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Speaker 6: M that's probably not in my top three either, to
35:28
Speaker 6: be honest, that's I'm not ruling it out.
35:32
Speaker 3: No lot, I'm open all right.
35:35
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna pick one. Expose your co host's.
35:39
Speaker 8: Bottom and put them over your knee with their buttocks
35:44
Speaker 8: in the air. Carress the cleft of their buttocks, and
35:50
Speaker 8: spank them. Test their pain threshold. It'd stop as soon
35:58
Speaker 8: as the pain becomes too much.
36:00
Speaker 3: Oh, I like that one.
36:03
Speaker 6: Mm hm, that's probably that's probably my top three year.
36:05
Speaker 5: Definitely they're all good, an't they. Well? Kiss your co
36:10
Speaker 5: host roughly, grab his bardocks and pull them towards you,
36:14
Speaker 5: Place a finger in his mouth, hold his hair tightly,
36:19
Speaker 5: et cetera. You can do anything you like.
36:24
Speaker 3: I don't know one. Here we go, feelers, improvise.
36:31
Speaker 4: Improvise the following erotic scenario.
36:35
Speaker 3: Oh, your co host is an informaniac who has called
36:43
Speaker 3: the doctor out for a home visit, pretending that they
36:47
Speaker 3: are ill.
36:48
Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
36:50
Speaker 6: It's probably the closest we'll get to actually getting you
36:52
Speaker 6: to a doctor. J oh, this one.
36:57
Speaker 8: Bathing massage your co host's feet, then suck their toes
37:01
Speaker 8: one by one and sensuously lick the arch of their foot.
37:07
Speaker 6: Yeah.
37:11
Speaker 2: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
37:21
Speaker 9: Job.
37:23
Speaker 3: It's a catchy little tune, isn't.
37:24
Speaker 8: It Because it goes from on Hurdarky listening and you
37:27
Speaker 8: hear like a song playing that was cake going the distance?
37:30
Speaker 6: Yes, and then all of a sudden.
37:32
Speaker 3: Re let's go to the phone. Oh yes.
37:37
Speaker 8: Just a reminder for those listening if you hear this
37:41
Speaker 8: to call straight away on eight hundred Hadarky you can
37:43
Speaker 8: get a voucher.
37:44
Speaker 6: It'll play during a song straight away.
37:45
Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff.
37:47
Speaker 4: Get a Craig your messive backbone house life all right?
37:51
Speaker 1: Did you're mad to there you go? Yeah?
37:53
Speaker 3: Good thanks mate, good good house.
37:54
Speaker 4: A beautiful poong, today's raining beautiful as always.
38:00
Speaker 3: Noy Craig.
38:02
Speaker 6: I'm from totong Man which part.
38:03
Speaker 1: Of you and in the city.
38:06
Speaker 6: Ah, the avenues man.
38:08
Speaker 3: The avenues correct, It is good stuff. And tell me, Craig,
38:12
Speaker 3: what do you do for a crust?
38:13
Speaker 1: I run bucket two pie.
38:18
Speaker 5: Now the mucket too pie there. The one that I
38:21
Speaker 5: often go for is the fish number. Yes, I think
38:25
Speaker 5: it might be a smoke fish number. Would that be right?
38:27
Speaker 1: That'd be right.
38:29
Speaker 5: It's a bloody good eating pie.
38:30
Speaker 3: That I actually love a smoke fish pie. Very keen, Yeah,
38:35
Speaker 3: very keen.
38:36
Speaker 6: Are you angling for free parts?
38:37
Speaker 4: No, I'm actually not on this occasion, but I do
38:39
Speaker 4: like a smoke fish pie.
38:41
Speaker 6: Nice angling.
38:43
Speaker 5: If he was angling for a fish pie, he wouldn't
38:45
Speaker 5: catch one.
38:45
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly because exactly saying it all, Craig, that you
38:50
Speaker 3: send us upsent pies.
38:52
Speaker 8: God, Hey, Craig, hang on, so he's called us for
38:56
Speaker 8: a fifty reburg about jo. Now he's sending us pies.
39:00
Speaker 5: Congratulations, winner.
39:02
Speaker 8: Remember if you hear, if you hear the sting, you
39:06
Speaker 8: call up and then you give us stuff before I
39:09
Speaker 8: send your vouch man, just double check a few things.
39:11
Speaker 8: Make sure you're not AI all right for it? What's
39:15
Speaker 8: for dinner?
39:16
Speaker 3: Uh? Some sort of chicken number and chicken number?
39:21
Speaker 8: Yeah?
39:21
Speaker 3: Nice?
39:22
Speaker 1: Nice?
39:23
Speaker 6: Your chicken all right? How often do you flosk Craig?
39:26
Speaker 1: Never? Yeah?
39:28
Speaker 6: Truth? Yeah, I've smelled his breath. It's horrific. Hey, Craig,
39:31
Speaker 6: what color are your undies?
39:34
Speaker 1: Black? Yeah?
39:35
Speaker 6: Okay? And Craig, final question, what is your deepest fear.
39:39
Speaker 3: U missing out? Oh? Yeah, very good, very good.
39:45
Speaker 6: Well, the good news is, Craig, you're not missing out.
39:47
Speaker 8: On a rebig about your right mate, we'll send one
39:48
Speaker 8: out to you.
39:49
Speaker 3: You're absolute champion. Thanks easy giving it giving it to
39:56
Speaker 3: you to you.
40:00
Speaker 8: Thank yeah, good on you nice fella youah reminder, if
40:05
Speaker 8: you hear that sting, call us eight hundred had also
40:08
Speaker 8: and the other day fellas Pugs spent ages working on
40:12
Speaker 8: a new chicken chat. Yeah, and he's word, we're not
40:15
Speaker 8: going to use it. Do you have any chicken chat
40:17
Speaker 8: that we could do just so that I can play
40:18
Speaker 8: the sting.
40:20
Speaker 5: Will be able to think of something to play it?
40:23
Speaker 6: Right here we go chat with me, Kezy.
40:28
Speaker 1: It's.
40:30
Speaker 3: What you got for.
40:34
Speaker 5: You can't just play that bloody stinger not doing it.
40:38
Speaker 6: I had dumplings the other day and I usually get pork.
40:42
Speaker 5: You got chicken. And you've already done that on the show.
40:45
Speaker 10: On the show, yeah, repeating materials that one about If
40:50
Speaker 10: you're going to reat repeat chicken material it should be
40:53
Speaker 10: the one about you getting up at to old theaty
40:55
Speaker 10: at night you misses catching you in the light of
40:57
Speaker 10: the fridge scoffing down.
40:59
Speaker 6: But chicken, this is such a weird that's such a
41:05
Speaker 6: weird yarn.
41:06
Speaker 5: Well it's a true one though, can't you just see
41:09
Speaker 5: it in your mind's eye.
41:10
Speaker 3: Well, this is the extraordinary thing, because I want to
41:12
Speaker 3: remind everyone about that day where he had fifteen dumplings
41:18
Speaker 3: for lunch. He then ate about eight pieces of pizza.
41:22
Speaker 4: He did it during the show, and he kicked at
41:25
Speaker 4: his wife, what's for dinner?
41:27
Speaker 3: What's for dinner? He then had portmants when he got
41:31
Speaker 3: home and his wife had leftovers from buttered chicken from
41:35
Speaker 3: the night before, and when she.
41:36
Speaker 4: Was fast asleep, totally naked, he went to the fridge,
41:41
Speaker 4: crept out of bed and ate just with his hands
41:45
Speaker 4: buttered chicken and got buttered chicken sauce in his pew.
41:49
Speaker 8: That's you forgot the part where I was I had
41:50
Speaker 8: it on the ground and I was eating it like
41:52
Speaker 8: golar that's hand.
41:54
Speaker 5: That's right.
41:54
Speaker 8: And then there's one true yarn And I'm glad that
41:57
Speaker 8: I played the chicken chat sting.
42:01
Speaker 3: Ah.
42:03
Speaker 4: Here's a bit of guns Roses.
42:07
Speaker 2: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkies.
42:11
Speaker 4: Indeed the killers there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.
42:14
Speaker 4: This rather moist Friday afternoon. The time is five fifty.
42:18
Speaker 8: Six, Hey failers. From seven pm to night, the Super
42:21
Speaker 8: Rugby is officially back.
42:22
Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
42:23
Speaker 6: It is, it is unbelievable, and just.
42:26
Speaker 5: Some time for Valentine's Day. Yeah, her good.
42:29
Speaker 3: Still Evan's connected up the skybox here though.
42:32
Speaker 8: Fells Highland has taken on the Crusaders tonight seven right,
42:36
Speaker 8: so it's a good Southern derby to start, is very
42:39
Speaker 8: much so. And the commentary, the acc commentary will actually
42:41
Speaker 8: be on Radiohadarcky from seven o'clock. Same for tomorrow night's game,
42:45
Speaker 8: which is the Blues taking on the Chiefs the Battle
42:47
Speaker 8: of the Bombays. Yeah, seven pm, once again on radio Hadarky.
42:51
Speaker 8: So if you're working or you're driving somewhere you want to.
42:53
Speaker 6: Listen to the game, leave it on hoduky.
42:54
Speaker 3: So does this look the competition proper?
42:56
Speaker 5: Yeah?
42:57
Speaker 3: So it's literally starting now. It's not at like warm up.
43:00
Speaker 3: REMI gets it, Okay, you love Yeah. I actually did
43:04
Speaker 3: enjoy the rugby a bit last year.
43:06
Speaker 5: I was just thinking about That's just reminded me of
43:08
Speaker 5: it right this moment. As last year we did Mike
43:10
Speaker 5: Lane versus a Coin, it feels like we should be
43:13
Speaker 5: bringing that back.
43:15
Speaker 3: He won in the end, didn't he.
43:16
Speaker 5: In the end? But I thought the difference I thought that.
43:19
Speaker 5: The difference last year was we took whoever he didn't peck.
43:24
Speaker 5: But what we really should be doing is we flip
43:27
Speaker 5: the coin and whoever it pecks at pecks. It doesn't
43:29
Speaker 5: get the leftovers, if you know what I mean. So
43:31
Speaker 5: you can peck the coin can pack the same team
43:34
Speaker 5: as Lane. No, we did do it.
43:36
Speaker 6: No, it was the opposite. I know you're right.
43:39
Speaker 1: We did.
43:39
Speaker 5: Yes the coin. Yeah, oh there you go. There's no
43:41
Speaker 5: way to improve it. It's a perfect setup. It's perfection.
43:45
Speaker 4: Hey, after such Yes, I was just about to say,
43:48
Speaker 4: what is it? We're going to give away some meat,
43:49
Speaker 4: some money for a start one.
43:50
Speaker 8: Hundred percent, and also we're going to give out some
43:52
Speaker 8: advice to meet Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com.
43:55
Speaker 8: If you need advice on anything, do get in touch.
43:58
Speaker 2: Do the whole actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
44:04
Speaker 2: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod A.
44:07
Speaker 3: Welcome making Massive bagnes Hope you have Friday is just
44:10
Speaker 3: going off you listen to the Big Show brought to
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44:21
Speaker 7: Dishhhsh how are you? You're pretty good Things. It's a
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Speaker 7: it as well.
44:49
Speaker 1: Sorry, so you're playing a video game.
44:52
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, here you go?
44:53
Speaker 7: See what's this?
44:54
Speaker 3: What's this is about?
44:56
Speaker 7: Where I get the Rebigger.
45:01
Speaker 6: Good word pugs successful Rebiggest thing.
45:03
Speaker 3: The is very cute in that, yeah, very cute.
45:11
Speaker 6: What are you guys having for dinner tonight?
45:13
Speaker 3: Actually?
45:14
Speaker 4: I just texted my wife before. We're just going to
45:16
Speaker 4: go and cruise around and see what we.
45:18
Speaker 5: Peg in the city.
45:21
Speaker 6: I better just get dumplings exactly.
45:24
Speaker 3: No, I know it's our mission to try.
45:27
Speaker 4: We're also going to try once a week to eat
45:29
Speaker 4: something we would normally never ever consider eating.
45:33
Speaker 8: Right, I can help with that if you want like
45:36
Speaker 8: one of your shoes, or like some poos on the
45:40
Speaker 8: ground because you'd never consider eating that, or like a brick,
45:44
Speaker 8: you know, your TV remote? You should get your phone.
45:54
Speaker 8: Good news is my wife's text me. She's decided what
45:56
Speaker 8: we're having tonight for dinner.
45:57
Speaker 5: What are you going with?
45:58
Speaker 6: Lamb and Hallomi Peter Breads.
46:02
Speaker 5: She's got her days all wrong. That's no good. What
46:04
Speaker 5: do you meanday? Today's I give.
46:06
Speaker 6: Up National Land Day Sunday. But I'm just like give us.
46:08
Speaker 5: She's a shocker there. She got no respect for Lamb Day.
46:12
Speaker 4: I thought you were having a hot date in the
46:13
Speaker 4: supermarket and you're going to go together and decide.
46:16
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, and then.
46:17
Speaker 5: You're going to have ice cream and a cone has
46:19
Speaker 5: all been worked out.
46:20
Speaker 8: That's all going to happen. But she's just said, hey,
46:22
Speaker 8: what if we just do this? And I was like, okay,
46:24
Speaker 8: let's just do that, little g.
46:26
Speaker 5: And they'll be watching what are you going to be watching?
46:28
Speaker 6: Probably The Piker of a Mind movie. Yeah, yeah, so
46:32
Speaker 6: that's cool.
46:34
Speaker 2: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio HODK.
46:38
Speaker 3: Timber Tramp there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show This
46:42
Speaker 3: Friday evening.
46:43
Speaker 5: Fellas, I'm a little bit worried. I've got a Wenday time.
46:47
Speaker 5: I've got a fiftieth this weekend, fiftieth birthday celebration of
46:51
Speaker 5: a made of mine that I first met in nineteen
46:54
Speaker 5: ninety nine. Wow, when I was backpacking a little bit
46:57
Speaker 5: around Australia. There is he's he's from the UK, Jimbo.
47:05
Speaker 5: You know what he is, man, he's a mad baster
47:07
Speaker 5: I know. Anyway, he's having his fiftieth and he's having
47:11
Speaker 5: it from midday to eight pm. Wow, I've got a
47:13
Speaker 5: couple of sons. He's got them out of the house
47:15
Speaker 5: for eight hours. When they get home at eight o'clock,
47:18
Speaker 5: everyone has to beat it right, right, So she's going
47:22
Speaker 5: to be all on for young and old. He's a
47:23
Speaker 5: bit of a pool party happening. There's always design arrival.
47:26
Speaker 5: It's going to be We have done a lot of
47:29
Speaker 5: drinking together and our relationship entirely revolves around drinking. Yes,
47:34
Speaker 5: most relationships often, but this year I'm not drinking. I'm
47:39
Speaker 5: trying not to and so far, so good. So I'm
47:40
Speaker 5: a little bit worried that I'm going to turn up
47:42
Speaker 5: out there in old habits are going to die hard, yes,
47:45
Speaker 5: you know what I mean. And I'm sort of going
47:47
Speaker 5: to before I know it, it's going to be eight
47:49
Speaker 5: pm and I'm going to be slurring and stumbling all
47:53
Speaker 5: over the place, responsibly but embarrassing myself in front of
47:56
Speaker 5: his very young sons.
47:58
Speaker 1: Do you have any.
47:58
Speaker 6: Rules this year?
47:59
Speaker 8: Becauseast year it was our international the rules don't count
48:02
Speaker 8: for but I read.
48:03
Speaker 5: What I now know about myself, Keisy, and what I've
48:05
Speaker 5: always known about myself is that one slip will lead
48:09
Speaker 5: to just a nightmare. So last year I think I
48:12
Speaker 5: got I got to a round about this time. It
48:14
Speaker 5: might have been Marchie. I think it was March and
48:16
Speaker 5: I had a mate's fiftieth that's right, and I thought, look,
48:20
Speaker 5: this will just be my one thing for the rest
48:23
Speaker 5: of the year, the shambles.
48:25
Speaker 6: So you're worried about it?
48:26
Speaker 5: So well, I feel pretty good, But at the same time,
48:30
Speaker 5: I'm not there yet.
48:31
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
48:31
Speaker 8: Is this guy good at peer pressure? Would he be
48:33
Speaker 8: annoyed on really thick?
48:35
Speaker 5: Yeah?
48:36
Speaker 6: Really?
48:37
Speaker 8: Should we practice like you know, because I can pretend
48:40
Speaker 8: to be him and lad Ony j as well.
48:42
Speaker 6: You could be another guest trying to get Murgie on
48:43
Speaker 6: the person.
48:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, sure, and.
48:45
Speaker 6: Then you can sort of practice saying no to it.
48:46
Speaker 1: Yeah.
48:47
Speaker 5: I think a lot of workshop in it, isn't it.
48:50
Speaker 8: Yeah you said it's a pool party. I haven't got
48:52
Speaker 8: any pool party ambience, but I've got like a cafe
48:55
Speaker 8: vibe that'll sort of yeah.
48:56
Speaker 1: Yeah.
48:57
Speaker 5: So his name is Jimbo and there's other mate jays
49:01
Speaker 5: you can be as Millsey. They're both shocking bastards pommies.
49:07
Speaker 5: So if you could do the English pump, they're English here,
49:10
Speaker 5: if you could do the English and you're old Mogi,
49:12
Speaker 5: I'm Old Mogi.
49:13
Speaker 6: Yeah okay, can you do an English accent?
49:15
Speaker 3: But I'm trying to think what kind of English accent?
49:18
Speaker 6: I can only do one?
49:19
Speaker 5: Well, let's just crack into it. Yeah, okay, so I'll
49:22
Speaker 5: walked through the door. I yeah, yeah, yeah, good Jimbo
49:25
Speaker 5: heavy birthday, Jimbo mean good to see.
49:27
Speaker 6: Oh Mogi, good mate, so great to see you.
49:31
Speaker 5: Gov.
49:32
Speaker 8: Far out now now the party started, you know what
49:35
Speaker 8: I mean? Millsey, old Moggi's here, Sorry keys.
49:42
Speaker 6: Don't I said, I don't know how to do an
49:43
Speaker 6: English accent?
49:44
Speaker 3: You're right, Gov? What is your bloody piss magie?
49:48
Speaker 6: Yeah Mogie, get on the bear up your mate.
49:51
Speaker 3: What you're mucking around for?
49:53
Speaker 5: Well you see it on the chick that you guys
49:54
Speaker 5: were supplying all the boots.
49:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, go to some bloody barsad mate, filled your boots.
49:59
Speaker 6: Course, was supply the boo boos. What you take as.
50:03
Speaker 3: You see, I'm not buying this.
50:05
Speaker 8: It's not you don't have to, Jason. It's for Moggi
50:07
Speaker 8: to buy you're you're not like you don't have to
50:09
Speaker 8: worry about well.
50:10
Speaker 4: I can tell what a look in his eyes and
50:12
Speaker 4: he's not convinced that you're Mellsey at all.
50:14
Speaker 6: Okay, but look we have to power. That's what you got,
50:18
Speaker 6: that's where you go. And who am I?
50:20
Speaker 1: You're jim Yeah?
50:21
Speaker 6: Okay, but Jay's just.
50:23
Speaker 8: Remember this is to how Mogi stay off the person right,
50:25
Speaker 8: to just fight through it. It's really important. Okay, Fine,
50:30
Speaker 8: come on, Moggie. Aren't you going to have a drink
50:32
Speaker 8: with me and old Melsey? Old Jimbo and Melsey.
50:35
Speaker 3: It's getting worse, but okay, I'll come on. Then let's
50:39
Speaker 3: go outside and never Darry. What are you saying?
50:41
Speaker 1: Mogi?
50:41
Speaker 6: Yeah, Moogie, what you say?
50:43
Speaker 1: Mate?
50:43
Speaker 5: Don't get going, Ben, I'm keen as these ship exce
50:47
Speaker 5: to making me. Let's go the.
50:49
Speaker 2: Hold Aking Big Show with Jas, Mike and Keysy tune
50:52
Speaker 2: in week days and four on Radio Hold.
50:55
Speaker 5: I can.
50:57
Speaker 3: Watch this radio rush your bar.
51:03
Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, we've had the names on the Less Dull Afternoon.
51:07
Speaker 4: Let's give away some meat and some money. Feels it's
51:09
Speaker 4: called our Winner that's right.
51:10
Speaker 8: Celebrating the fact that National Lamb Day is this Sunday
51:12
Speaker 8: the fifteenth. Raise a chop with your friends and family.
51:16
Speaker 8: We've been giving away meat packs all week fellas.
51:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, it's been great.
51:19
Speaker 8: It's the final one today and Pugs has roundly chosen James,
51:22
Speaker 8: so let's give him a call.
51:23
Speaker 3: Good stuff for mate, Come on, James.
51:33
Speaker 1: God damn it, James.
51:34
Speaker 9: Hello.
51:35
Speaker 4: Yeah, good a James, it's the fellas from the Big Show.
51:37
Speaker 4: How you going your mad bastard?
51:39
Speaker 1: Yeah? Good? Yourself?
51:40
Speaker 3: Yeah?
51:40
Speaker 5: Good?
51:40
Speaker 3: Things make good. How's the family time?
51:42
Speaker 5: Yeah good.
51:43
Speaker 6: I'm just in town holding the young one because he
51:45
Speaker 6: doesn't want to sit in his prem so I'm having
51:47
Speaker 6: quite a stressful time.
51:51
Speaker 1: Private number.
51:51
Speaker 5: Harold's a Harold's a little one there, Alos too, he
51:55
Speaker 5: is too. You know what he'd love men sucking on
51:58
Speaker 5: a chop bone.
52:00
Speaker 6: Absolutely love that.
52:01
Speaker 5: Can I ask you a question, James? How old are you?
52:03
Speaker 1: You're mad dog thirty? Yeah.
52:07
Speaker 4: Well we've got some great news for your mate which
52:10
Speaker 4: will be less stress. Well you've won yourself a meat
52:12
Speaker 4: pack at one hundred bucks. How does that sound?
52:14
Speaker 1: Wow?
52:14
Speaker 3: That's amazing. Good stuff.
52:17
Speaker 1: Cheers, fellas, good stuff.
52:18
Speaker 6: No worries, James. You hold the line there, mate.
52:20
Speaker 5: I just want to just want to ask James another question,
52:23
Speaker 5: if that's all good, James, how many kids you got?
52:25
Speaker 1: Men? Too old?
52:27
Speaker 5: CAZy Casey is wondering what it's like having kids at
52:30
Speaker 5: your age because he's just about to pop a sprog himself.
52:34
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh CAZy, go for it man, it's awesome, thanks mate,
52:37
Speaker 6: Thank you.
52:38
Speaker 8: You know how you like playing your PlayStation?
52:40
Speaker 1: Yeah that.
52:43
Speaker 5: Sounds great.
52:44
Speaker 6: Yeah, just confirm men, just confirm me.
52:46
Speaker 8: I'm not about to pop a sprogs, but thanks, James,
52:50
Speaker 8: will fluck you off some cash and and meet surely
52:52
Speaker 8: all right?
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Speaker 6: Have you had to pugs? Awesome cheers? Good on your mate.
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Speaker 6: Can you stop announcing that I'm about to pop a sprog.
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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm I'm just so excited about it.
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Speaker 6: About what.
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Speaker 3: I can't You can't have a kid, keys, because that'll
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Speaker 3: affect our golf games.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, because we've played heaps recently.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: Oh wait, no, Jason has been busy.
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Speaker 3: Moving hells God, yeah.
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Speaker 6: My fellas.
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Speaker 8: Just quickly, man, don't forget that this Sunday is National
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Speaker 8: LAMB Day, and make sure you fire up the barbie
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Speaker 8: and raise the shop.
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Speaker 6: With your friends and family. Ah it sounds good Man.
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Speaker 2: The Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodky.
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Speaker 4: Beastie Boys there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show. This
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Speaker 4: moist Friday evening. Let's give out some advice, Fellaws.
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Speaker 8: Sixty at gmail dot com get in touch with the
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Speaker 8: almost did it guys.
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Speaker 1: Good work.
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Speaker 8: It's a really email addressed. Meet Patty Nips sixty nine
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Speaker 8: at gmail dot com. And we are starting to run
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Speaker 8: low now fellas on advice questions. Yeah, so we might
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Speaker 8: have knock it on the head. You're good if you
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Speaker 8: I wanted to be knock on the head and meet
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Speaker 8: Patting Epi sixty nine at gmail dot combe.
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Speaker 5: We could start sending emails to other people for some advice.
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Speaker 5: What do you mean, well, because people are asking us
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Speaker 5: for advice. Yeah, and so we can be sitting here
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Speaker 5: and because I've had this happen, and I'm going to write
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Speaker 5: a letter to somebody else or an email and so
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Speaker 5: and then we can find out what their response is.
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Speaker 5: So let's say, you know, I've got an issue where
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Speaker 5: something that's happening in my back door, and I think
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Speaker 5: who's had heaps of trouble with their back door Matt Heath.
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Speaker 5: He's constantly got hemorrhoids. So we could write him an email.
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Speaker 5: I thought you mean actual, an actual backdoor. No, no, no, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 5: and then write him an email and then see if
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Speaker 5: we get a response and we can.
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Speaker 1: Read that out.
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Speaker 3: Sounds good to me, man, because we don't.
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Speaker 6: Want this to end.
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Speaker 8: It's been so good, and it has been good, but
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Speaker 8: we will have to nip it in the bud there.
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Speaker 3: It's funny you say backdoor, actually, because I've been having
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Speaker 3: some issues with my back door.
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Speaker 5: You see what I'm saying.
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Speaker 3: I used to I went through a period where I
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Speaker 3: got a lot of hemorrhoids. Yeah, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 5: Painful Or you're pushing too hard man, because my doctor
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Speaker 5: said to me, you shouldn't. It should never be any
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Speaker 5: straying involved. It should be a very simple process. Yes,
55:11
Speaker 5: and if you haven't astrayed, just come back later. The
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Speaker 5: body will tell you when it's really tell me.
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Speaker 4: The last time I had issues with my back door
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Speaker 4: is when Keyzy brought us that massive bag of Doritos.
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Speaker 3: And I'm convinced that Dorrito dust.
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Speaker 4: Or boogier dust, yeah, dust or dust from those Wabi
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Speaker 4: pea pods. Yes, clog up my bowels, okay, because it's
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Speaker 4: one easy scientific experiment.
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Speaker 1: It really is.
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Speaker 8: Because I was passed off about that because I bought
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Speaker 8: you guys chips and Ja's found it a way to
55:43
Speaker 8: make it a bad thing that I bought the wrong
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Speaker 8: chips and it affected his digestive system.
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Speaker 3: I didn't want the Dorito's to do that to my bowels.
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Speaker 3: That's just what happened.
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Speaker 8: It was, and you haven't once said, yeah, Keezy brought
55:54
Speaker 8: us chips with a great guy. You've said my bowels
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Speaker 8: are bad because of Kezy? So why don't we buy
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Speaker 8: another bag of those Doritos?
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Speaker 3: Yes, eat them and if it happens again, it's definitely yeah.
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Speaker 4: I mean, I know it's not scientific, but I was
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Speaker 4: having some real issues.
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Speaker 6: So what do we want to get in touch with that?
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Speaker 4: I felt like, I felt like, yes, I was crapping
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Speaker 4: out golf balls.
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Speaker 8: Right, and I bet because you love golf balls too,
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Speaker 8: and there's ages.
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Speaker 4: And normally I'm a very in there, out there kind
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Speaker 4: of guy. It's a minute, two minutes, two wipes, and
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Speaker 4: I'm gone.
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Speaker 6: Yeah, are you a big water drinker?
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Speaker 1: James?
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Speaker 3: Yes, you're good.
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Speaker 5: I think we could possibly send Matt Heath a voice
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Speaker 5: memo and then he could send us a voice memo back,
56:41
Speaker 5: which is better than an email.
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Speaker 6: It's a bit more radio friendly. What do you want
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Speaker 6: to do that? Now?
56:46
Speaker 5: We could?
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Speaker 6: Are you ready?
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Speaker 1: Do you want to do it?
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Speaker 5: James? Because it's specifically about the bowels?
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Speaker 3: Sure?
56:50
Speaker 1: All right?
56:51
Speaker 6: There we go three to one.
56:53
Speaker 3: You get a Maddie. It's Hoody Jay here from the
56:55
Speaker 3: Big Show.
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Speaker 4: We were in our advice section of the show, and
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Speaker 4: then we realize that we've got some issues ourselves, me
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Speaker 4: in particular at the moment, I've got some backdoor issues.
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Speaker 4: And Mogi was saying that if anyone knows about backdoor issues,
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Speaker 4: it's Mad Heath.
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Speaker 5: You've got hemorrhoids coming at your ass.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, totally. Well, I've been having issues with Dorrito dar.
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Speaker 4: I've been eating a lot of Doritos and I'm convinced
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Speaker 4: that the dust or flavoring on Doritos is clogging me up.
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Speaker 3: Do you have any experience of that?
57:25
Speaker 4: Do you think there's any validity yes to that assumption
57:28
Speaker 4: of mine? Or your bougier dust, or you're a sabi
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Speaker 4: pea pod dust, any kind of flavoring or dust seems
57:34
Speaker 4: to clog my bows.
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Speaker 8: So you're asking, does he have an experience with that,
57:38
Speaker 8: any knowledge of what might be causing it and how
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Speaker 8: to possibly treat it.
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Speaker 5: Yes, if you can seen us a voice memo back
57:43
Speaker 5: this way, that'll be sick sweet backbone.
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Speaker 1: All right?
57:47
Speaker 6: Well cool, So the segments it's just a yeah, I like.
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Speaker 5: Growing something else because the other thing. Thank you, evolving, Yes,
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Speaker 5: because the other. We don't have to limit it to
57:58
Speaker 5: Madie Heath. Of course we can do. There's many McLean.
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Speaker 5: We've got so many different, you know, people that we
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Speaker 5: can call on.
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Speaker 8: Well, if Matt He's is really knowledgeable on backdoors, what
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Speaker 8: would many McLean be knowledgeable on?
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Speaker 6: I don't know him as well as you do.
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Speaker 5: Hard to say. He's a big fan of Jays, big fan,
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Speaker 5: big fan of You'd love to hear from you Jay.
58:19
Speaker 2: The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarchy.
58:30
Speaker 3: Well there you go, your mare Bards.
58:31
Speaker 4: That's the big show down and Dustin for this Friday
58:34
Speaker 4: afternoon and indeed for the week and the podcast outro today.
58:38
Speaker 3: What's the quip you've got for us?
58:39
Speaker 1: Keezy?
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Speaker 8: This clip is entitled rip Pass.
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Speaker 6: You know I used to go outside and rip pass
58:45
Speaker 6: near your tomatoes.
58:47
Speaker 5: Are you going to go in the elevator?
58:50
Speaker 3: About the new place? Is that there's high ceilings.
58:55
Speaker 6: So what you claim? So I bought a ladder?
58:59
Speaker 3: Right, So I go into the room, into my room.
59:05
Speaker 8: So you bought a letder? Is it sort of floating
59:11
Speaker 8: shell with a few tomato plants on it?
59:13
Speaker 1: Like?
59:18
Speaker 4: Well, I just you know, if I do a stinker,
59:20
Speaker 4: I don't want other people to have to endure it.
59:23
Speaker 5: Endure endure the mix between endure and enjoy.
59:28
Speaker 8: Because when I heard them endure, I picture like people
59:30
Speaker 8: fighting through a snowstorm.
59:31
Speaker 1: You know what.
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Speaker 4: I what I realized yesterday actually when I was walking
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Speaker 4: home and I had my skull candies on, that skull
59:39
Speaker 4: candy that I was wanting to repass, but because I
59:43
Speaker 4: couldn't hear anything, I had to look around and make
59:46
Speaker 4: sure there was no one around me so that I
59:49
Speaker 4: could repass.
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Speaker 6: Have you got the ass canceling?
59:53
Speaker 3: Yeah, the ass canceling?
59:54
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
59:55
Speaker 7: Though?
59:56
Speaker 4: I actually I actually did a fat the other day
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Speaker 4: with this woman walking beside me with my skull candies on,
1:00:02
Speaker 4: and I thought it was silent, but she gave me
1:00:04
Speaker 4: a quick look.
1:00:05
Speaker 3: Nap.
1:00:06
Speaker 6: You know, I've seen your headphones.
1:00:08
Speaker 8: The smell canceling, so you can literally rip us and
1:00:11
Speaker 8: no one will be able to smell it.
1:00:13
Speaker 3: What are some more of the noise that I'm worried about?
1:00:15
Speaker 1: Keezy?
1:00:15
Speaker 6: Yeah, that noise canceling.
1:00:16
Speaker 5: I wish there was some kind of you know, closer
1:00:19
Speaker 5: got television where you get captured doing that, just thinking
1:00:23
Speaker 5: you're alone and ripping us while wearing white skull candies.
1:00:28
Speaker 4: Actually, to be honest, my daughter's stolen my skull cando.
1:00:32
Speaker 4: I've got another pair of They're not as good as
1:00:34
Speaker 4: my skull candies.
1:00:35
Speaker 3: It really annoys me, Maggie.
1:00:36
Speaker 5: What are you up to you? Oh, you've got your fiftie.
1:00:37
Speaker 5: I've got the fiftieth tomorrow. The what else is on
1:00:41
Speaker 5: this weekend? There's the Warriors have got a pre season
1:00:44
Speaker 5: match against Manly to tomorrow afternoon, a little bit of
1:00:48
Speaker 5: other stuff on man I'm looking forward to this weekend.
1:00:50
Speaker 5: It's been a bloody week fellers, yes man.
1:00:52
Speaker 8: And if you're into your Super Rugby, it's up next
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Speaker 8: with the acc commentary, So stick.
1:00:56
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Speaker 3: See you next week,