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Fast & Furious - Vin Deez Nuts vs Quarter Niall Audra Time · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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Hello, Hello, Hello, welcome back to gate Leapers. Just a quick
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intro from me up top. That's mainly to say there will be no more
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intros up top. This will be the last one. We are moving this
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section to the end of the podcast. The main reason being then I can
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get Order and Jason in on it as well. And if our reviews are
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anything to go by, they're the more likable members of our team, so
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it's good to have more of them and less of just me alone. I'm
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very aware my friends are more likable. That's why. That's why I keep
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them around, because because I like them too. See we're actually in agreements
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cock Copper sixty nine with your review there. I know I'm annoying. That's
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why I keep Order and Jason around to make me more palatable. So yeah,
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just enjoy this episode and we'll be back at the end of the episode
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with some bonus chat, some debrief. I think we say lots of nice
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things about our special guests, which, oh I mean brand new special guests.
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This episode, we were joined by Nile Spain and Dane Miller of the
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award winning podcast Fuck Buddies, a sex and relationship advice show that is very
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funny, very entertaining, and they make up one half of No Quest for
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the Wicked, a Starfinder actual play podcast. And I know we've got some
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actual play fans listening, so absolutely check out their stuff. So goodbye from
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me for these segments at the top. There's so much better at the end
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when there's all three of us, when it's the full Gatesleapers team. But
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that's at the end, and this is now, so please join us as
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we leap into the world of fast and furious. Hello and welcome to Gatesleapers,
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the pop culture game show that shines a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms.
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I'm your games master, and cut me with unlimited family members Matt Watson.
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But of course we couldn't play these games without our team captains, a pair
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of boy racers ready to inject some nos into this podcast. That's nonsense.
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Oh so silly. First, she wasn't part of my family, so I
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married her. It's the dominic Toretta way. It's Audri Stevenson, and he's
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also managed to drift his way into my heart. And I said drift,
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not Tokyo drift, because he's Vietnamese. You're fucking racist. It's Jason.
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Now, Hello, it's me. Hello, captains. I've got a simple
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question for you. Both up top fast or furious Furious. You're furious.
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You can see yourself more of a furious boy, Yeah, yeah, than
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you are fast? Oh so much passion inside of me? Yeah yeah,
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you know I identify with no portion of the fast serious. I am very
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slow, yes, um, And I like, what's the opposite of furious?
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Calm? Calm, calm, sanguine, slow and sanguin. That's me
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good and silly question aside the franchise, are you familiar with the Fast and
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Furious movies? I'm very familiar. I grew up on the first three Fast
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films. They came out of an era where they were on TV a lot,
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and this young boy I was like, Wow, look at all this
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testosterone, this great energy, and I ironically very much loved them. And
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then I kind of fell off on five. Not because like I hated them,
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It's just because I couldn't catch up with how many like film releases they
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had, and I was like a teenage boy with no money to go to
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the movie theaters, so I just dropped off. And now it's become insane.
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I don't know what's going on. Yeah, you know what I mean.
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I just I'm too scared to come back, you know, sure,
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yeah, show, But it sounds like you got some knowledge that yeah,
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yeh, knowledge that ultra. What about yourself? I have seen none of
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them, but I have watched I did watch an ultimate timeline that went up
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to and maybe included nine. I don't know if it included nine, okay,
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but it also had like the short film what happened in those short film?
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Two? What? Yes? A DVD extras? Apparently didn't play those
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on the TV, did Now you're not talking about the car spinoff, are
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you? If only? But I do know something so my teammate will not
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be stranded. Well, look, speaking of it, sounds like you maybe
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need some teammates who've perhaps seen the films to play these games about the Fast
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franchise. So I'll be pairing you each with a speed demon petrol head who
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you're probably secretly related to. Jason who is your teammates today? He's a
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podcaster, a producer, and co host of the award winning Fuck Buddies and
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No Quest for the Wicked. It's Dan Miller. Hello, Dane, Welcome
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to the podcast. Hello, thank you very much for having me, Thanks
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for being here. How are you doing. I'm actually are you doing,
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I'll say that without cracking my voice. I'm great. I'm I'm really really
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hyped for this. Um. I feel like I'm in the sweet spot between
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both you in terms of I've seen all the movies, But could I tell
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you the plot of any of them? I don't. I don't think I
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could. We watched. I think of myself as a pretty intelligent person,
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and I'm I went to school for filmmaking, and I've I've written a bunch
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of stuff, so I have a pretty good grasp on structure, like narrative
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story structure. Yes, And when watching the Ninth one, I remember at
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one point in time looking at Nil and being like, am I Am I
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an idiot because I have no idea what the fuck is happening? Look,
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I don't. I could not tell you. I couldn't begin to tell you
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what the ninth movie is about. Yeah, it transcends, man, It's
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it's it's just one of those things. You know, it's above us and
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God, yeah, you know furious is involved. It's it's it's both so
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simple and stupid, but at the same time so complex. Yeah, yeah,
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into into twining, into weaving. Did you hear that Vin Diesel compared
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his Fast saga to Lord of the Rings a franchise, and ip that you
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guys are very near and dear too. How does that make you feel?
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Um? I mean, there's no cause in Lord of the Rings wrong.
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I do not remember the point where they gave the eagles. Nos, I
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remember that, but it's they did of cool. I'm pretty sure Radagas does
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drift those bunny sled things that he has, and his name does include both
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rad and gas, so if it's ready to go, it's the same thing,
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same thing confirmed. Yeah, and with that excellent joke, Ultra,
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who's joining you today? What a coincidence. He's also an award winning podcaster,
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a writer, and the co host of Fuck Buddies in No Quest for
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the Wicked. It's Nile Spain. Hello, Hello Niles, thanks for having
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me, Thanks for being here. I guess like, same question, same
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thing. How familiar are you with the Fast franchise? Yeah? Me,
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me and Dane watched all of them over covid um, so we're kind of
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roughly caught up. And I really did think my knowledge of that would would
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work better. But we watched the ninth one like a week and a half
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ago or two weeks ago, and we didn't know fuck what's going on?
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And I did some free chaps and even then I was like, what,
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like Vinde's was not even in the second one. I fucking completely forgot that.
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Yeah, yeah, I was like waiting in the recap or it's like
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and then he comes in no oh, and then but that no technically is
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in the third though he has his cameo at the end of the third,
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but it's not technically the third is I don't even known chronologically the cannon it's
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yeah, I think it's between seven and eight, right. I actually wrote
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it down because I can't get a straight It is between six and seven.
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There we go. Okay, definitively a rich lore. Maybe you need an
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appendices. Yeah, it's very like Adam mcgoyan in the sense of like nonlinear
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storytelling. It's it's art, Yes, it's what I'm saying. It's art.
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Yeah, yeah, I mean obviously it's odd, I mean undeniable,
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and I'm only half joking about that. As well as the thing most people
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do just flip. The people who talk about fast usually do flip and they
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just say it's my guilty pleasure. I fucking love it. They say,
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completely un ironically, it's incredible. Yeah, I buy those people. Those
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are my favorite people like those I mean, that's what happened to us.
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Like we started it as as a joke. Well, I wanted to go
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see Hobbson Shot. I'm a huge fan of the Rock and I had no
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idea who was in any of those movies. And so when Hobbson Shock came
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out, which is like the spinoff of the like Jason Statham and the Rocks
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characters from the movies. I think it's like the simarillion of the Fast And
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he's also written by Christopher Tolkien. So yeah, so I was like,
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I was like, I didn't even know he was in the franchise, so
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I should probably, So that was like the reason why I had watched them.
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And I remember I had only seen the first one, which I had
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maybe procured through not fully legal means on kaza and it was like a screening
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pre release copy that had no sound effects and no music. And let me
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tell you, and try to imagine a Fast and the Furious movie with absolutely
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no audio during the racing scenes and just Vin Diesel like angrily staring at the
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camera, or roughly the entire movie. I think that's what they did for
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the Need for Speed movie with Aaron Paul. That's what that essentially is.
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I mean, all you're missing is like the jingly, jangly piano and it's
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like a nineteen ten silent do do do do? Do? Do do?
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The text flashing up on screen. Oh no, what's Bendy's going to do
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next? Okay, teams, you've arrived at the Illegal street Race. But
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before we start, I'll need you to pull up alongside each other, wind
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down your windows, and declare what your team is called. So i'd like
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a fast themed team name from each pair. Please, let's begin with Jason
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and Dane. Now, Dane, I know you haven't listened to our show,
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which is totally fine, but my bit on this is to go with
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some terrible names first, and then you come in to save me because I'm
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terrible at this. Um, So here here are my names. I'll just
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start off. Please go feel free to reject any of these. I've got
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Neon lights under your car because I'm sure they actually have a real name.
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But that's the one. When I stop. When I say that, everyone
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understands what I'm talking about. You know what I mean? Yeah, undercarriage
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lights or whatever. That's fucking stud perfect. Anyways, thank you, says
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your opponents. Yeah we've got Tokyo grifters. Okay, okay, okay,
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that's not actually bad. Yeah that's okay. Yeah, we've got the candy
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asses, which, for those who don't know, is what the Rock called
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Vin Diesel without actually saying Vin Diesel in a little It's not in the movies,
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this is in real life. Oh yeah, the rock Diesel and I
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that is a big reason why I love the rock. Yeah, and why
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Hobbs and Shaw exists period. Yeah, it's just not fast nine or whatever
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it's supposed to be. Uh. And then I have Hans Little Snacks.
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That's a little snack showing nice and he does have those little snacks. Yeah,
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those are my names. I love hansl Snacks. So I wanna I
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like that one. I only came up with two, and they're both Vin
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Diesel related. It was win Win Diesel. Oh, I like that.
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And I'm not proud of this one, guys, but I felt like I
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had to Vinde's Nuts you're playing exactly to Jason's sensibilities. I make them up
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and the Windy's nuts. Wind these nuts, I feel like I feel like
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you lose the pun at that point. And now it's just like the Fast
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and Furious movies is art. It doesn't make sense to anyone else, is
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beautiful to us. So Vin D's nuts. So we're thinking, is the
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is the strong contender. I mean, I know you're not proud of it.
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Dan, it's a contender. I like both of your names much better
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than mine. I'm not gonna lie there and I'll leave it to you.
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We're in your house. Um. I Also, I do really like hansl
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snacks because it's one of my favorite running jokes in the movie as well.
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Yeah, all right, now, let's think about this from a captain perspective.
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Is what is the easiest to say during a quick fire round? And
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I don't hate the idea of me having to yell these nuts every time I
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think of something. Yeah, yeah, I agree, Yeah, Okay,
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Vin these nuts, he's just saying hon or little snacks. Not a snappy
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you know, not a snappy as just saying these nuts. Stuff. Well,
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let's find out who Vin these nuts? We'll be facing. I have
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a couple not great. I have the worst one, so you go first.
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But I also can't stop thinking about it. Well then, I haven't
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even heard it, but we'll probably go with it. I don't know if
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we can. I feel like it's actually bad. Okay, you go,
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Okay, I'm excited, um just because I said it earlier. Slow and
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sanguine is on the list. Feisty and feckless and backless. I don't know
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me um, and it's ten second stars. I couldn't think of anything else
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that rhyme with car. Okay, I like that. I see uh okay,
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uh mine, I'm so sorry, but you know the like the famous
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quote was like I lived my life a quarter mile at a time, so
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I was thinking we could be the quater Nile Audre times love word play,
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love a false joke, a false joke. Honestly have thought that sentence like
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every minute for the last three days, and it's becoming And I've said it
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to two people who don't really understand what I'm talking about, and they don't.
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No one enjoyed it, so no, I do, thank you.
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My other one was nas nas Feratu, but it's nas pour a two,
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because I feel like that's just tastic as well nas too fast, too furious
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kind of, and the series is undying it is, that's most of the
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characters. But yeah, all right, so I guess I'm gonna need a
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decision on those. I think I know which one it's going to be,
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but I'm going to need it repeated because I've already forgotten the fust Wood like
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Adre Nile at a time time, quite a Nile Aldred time. Yes,
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I will be saying my own name in the quick fire round. Yeah.
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Yeah. I like how you guys were like, oh, which will be
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easy to yell out, and I was like, oh no, that's great,
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that's great. I already I already mess up whenever I try to buzz
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in by like saying if I have to like buzzing to say the team name,
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it never works out for me. But if it is my own name,
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yeah it will work. That's truly okay, fingers crossed. Yeah,
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there's at least one part that each of us won't forget. Yes, yes,
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hopefully. Yeah, these nuts is pretty rememberable. We've got Vindy's nuts
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versus quarter Nile or your time. I may shorten that as I'm saying it
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throughout the episode. You can eliminate my name, I might say, I
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might just say quarter time, you know, just just occasion. Remove both
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of us. Therefore, make it intelligible of all the things to take out,
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that's us. Wow. Fine, all right. And if you're listening
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to this and thinking, well, that was a very entertaining set of introductions.
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But I've not seen any of the Fast films, don't worry his order
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with a little segment we like to call passing knowledge fast and furious. If
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you've been living under an upturned Nissan. Skyline is a film franchise featuring street
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racing, heists, spies, and most of all, family. It was
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I was just pitching down that was really good about. The series features Vin
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Diesel, the Rock, Jason Statham, Tyrese Gibson, making it potentially the
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baldest action series of all time. It wasn't that Hard to Find You,
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Toronto. What began in two thousand and one as the story of an FBI
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agent who falls in love with the sister of the leader of a street racing
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gang, has become an expansive narrative of international hackers, nuclear codes, and
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terrorist plots. If you prefer the former, you're a traditionalist. I respect
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that. If you prefer the later films, you're cutting edge. I respect
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that if you like Tokyo Drift, you're a fucking hipster. Get out of
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my house. Life simple, You make choices and you don't look back.
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The Saga, as it's colloquially referred to, features ten core films, one
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spin off film, two short films, six seasons of an animated TV show,
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Oh my God, I've forgot off that, and zero stops at gas
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station railroad crossing up there is exactly a quarter of a mile away from here
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Green. Whether you love the Fast and Furious films or love to hate them,
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it's hard to deny the social impact that the Saga has had on the
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world at large. It's Universal's biggest franchise in the eighth highest grossing film series,
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with a combined gross of over six billion. It's captured the hearts of
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the world by showing you don't need the laws of gravity when you have family.
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It's time to fast ten your seat belts. As the world of Fast
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and Furious, nice good stuff. I hope that call everyone up on Fast
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and Furious and if not, look it's a shed cultural franchise that's helped define
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the first quarter of the twenty first century, which you must have lived through,
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so you'll get it. It's fine, Yeah, okay. Just before
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we get to today's games, I've asked each player to bring in amuse something
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that inspires them or something they love from this particular fandom. Fast and Furious
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is inspiring to me because it shows as we can start out as one thing
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and then become a whole new thing if we so choose, you can go
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from street racer to FBI informant to global terrorists like that dream, big sweetie,
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I've never said that before. Jason will start. Jason will start with
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you. Yeah, what's inspiring you from the world Fast and Furious? So
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I I think I'm one of the most hardcore fans potentially because at my house
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right now, Yes, there are six copies Laying Naked and Afraid a Fast
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six sitting at my house. Why the backstory on that, Why do I
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have six copies of Fast six is because I am a big fan of Spider
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Man. I get it. I wanted to make myself a steel book for
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the morales of Spider Man game that I have to match my Spider Man PS
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four game. Yes, and the cheapest steelbook at our local video store was
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Fast six, So I made several, uh and I just I just have
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it was the blue ray DVD copy. Yeah. So I have six copies
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of Fast six in various Blu ray and DVD forms, never watched. I
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haven't popped a single one, and they're just like naked and afraid. No
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steel books because I used all of them for my PS four game. So
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wow, I'm super hardcore man. Six times six, that's thirty six I've
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seen I would have seen Fast It's like thirty six. You see, you're
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living in the future Fast thirty six. You know what I mean. I
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mean it's good news. It tells me you're a big Spider Man fan.
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But who else do you know has six copies of Fast six? It's true.
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I'm gonna do it for every single fucking movie from here on now.
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I'm gonna buy ten copies of Fast X when it comes out. How many
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copies have helped some show? Would you buy one for Hobbs one for Shock?
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Okay, very clearly and concisely answer question. That's a good news.
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Let's move on over to your teammates Dane, what's inspiring you from the Fast
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and Furious? I we again. We started them going in being like these
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are dumb movies and we're gonna have a dumb time, and I meant that
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derogatory, and now I look back at them and I say, these are
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dumb movies. I'm gonna have a dumb time with the most love it like
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I could possibly muster about like a movie watching experience because I've I've shifted.
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I used to be really into, like really artsy indie stuff, and as
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I got older and I had less time to go to the movies, I
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don't want to sit in a movie theater and think anymore. Yeah, I
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want to go to a movie theater and I want to see a grown man
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use I don't even know, like the part of a bridge to sling shot
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his car across a massive chasm. Like That's that's what I want to see
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when I go to the movie. And I don't give a fuck about the
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human experience. I want to know how Ben Diesel is going to fall from
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like a ninety foot story building onto the speeding like Conda Civic and survive.
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That's that's why I go to movies. Um, and that's that's what I
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love about them. They're just they're just such a stupid, dumb time and
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I want to be constantly living in that world. Yes, a big agree,
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totally understand that perspective. Um. I guess they thought, you know,
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what people want, some human experience. So we'll just say the word
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family sort of every fifteen minute. Yeah, that gives the human experience they
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are. They are such guilty pleasures. They're so far great, mused Dane.
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That's fantastic. Staff. All right, we'll move on over to and
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I'll say it properly quart Anile later time, and we will begin with Nile.
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What's inspiring you from the Fast and Furious. I think it's just it's
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just the sheer, brazen confidence to reckon the shit out of your entire saga.
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We seut any consideration for the fact that we saw things that happen,
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and they're like, well they didn't like the sheer list of retcon debts like
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people die and just fucking come back, and there's like not even the words
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said about it. Especially my favorite not my favorite movie, but my favorite
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thing that exists in the Fast franchise, which is Tokyo Drift and the fact
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that like it was the worst movie that did the worst, that has the
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worst rating, and yet every movie since six they've been like, oh fast
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or Tokyo Drift is essential for this one. Yes, And you're like,
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oh, it's a really funny joke. And then they do it again and
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you're like, that's even funnier. And then they do it again and guess
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what, it's even fucking funnier. So like, I don't know at this
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point, like they have to be taking the piss, but I love it.
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Yeah, just the sheer confidence to retcon the fuck out whatever you want.
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Everyone's alive. Everyone's fucking alive. That's great, Han, he's grand.
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He's just been like chilling for a few movies. It's great. It's
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it's the fact that they film. They will often get like commissioned or like
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green let two films at once, and so you think, oh, yeah,
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they'll write those two scripts at the same time, but even those two
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contradict each other. Yeah, and it's like you knew it was going to
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happen. Yeah. This tells me is Niles has not watched a single X
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Men movie, because that's been their thing for like the last twenty years they've
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just done that's for sure. They recast people, they go through different times.
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This is just the same people driving suddenly alive. That's that's a fantastic
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news, just the should we say the Bowls on Hollywood? Sure? Yeah?
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Yeah, Moving on over autro. What's inspiring you from the Fast and
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Furious? I am inspired by the fact that Fast and Furious, in my
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opinion, is the pro wrestling of films. Here's why consistent heel face turns.
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They're bad in this movie. There are ally in this movie like we
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hate them here, we're rooting for them here. That is so big and
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pro wrestling, so there's that. There are faction warfare. Stables is a
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huge thing in professional wrestling. This group of p people who would do anything
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for each other versus that group of people they do steal cars, So instead
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of a stable, it probably should be called a garage, so garage warfare
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um. There is a wild suspension of disbelief required four Fast and Furious and
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pro wrestling. There's like, oh, why if they twist a certain way,
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does that suddenly start hurting their opponent and not them? I don't know,
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why did a car go out of a skyscraper into another skyscraper. We're
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having a good time, and then finally there are a ton of pro wrestlers.
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Yeah, yeah, there's four at least right, Yeah, four Matt
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named texted me about another one earlier. I cannot remember who he is.
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You've got a Big four, the Big Four. You got Dwayne the Rock
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Johnson. Yeah, there are people. He is so big. There are
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people who do not know he was a professional wrestler. They are living today
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in the same world as you and I a raw because he is the Rock
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John Cena. He's going to be in the new one, Rhonda Rousey.
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Yeah, is in that one I think where they do the skyscraper. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's where you first met Runda Rousey when he dives, and
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it's not just one skyscraper. He does do it twice. Yeah. The
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breaks in the cargo, so he can't stop on the first one, so
26:22
he's like, fuck it, I guess I'm going to go faster and go
26:26
through another one. Yeah, while Paul's screen to fix the problem. Yeah.
26:30
Incredible. The most important to me personally and the culmination of pro wrestling
26:37
is fast and furious. Roman reigns. Yeah, Roman Reigns is in Hobbs
26:41
and Shot Right. He plays one of Dwayne's family members when he goes back
26:47
home. He does his Cafe professional wrestling finishing maneuver during that big fight and
26:55
within that world it also does massive damage. Fast and Furious is pro wrestling.
27:02
Yeah, no arguments here. Yeah, that's a good analysis and it
27:06
was Nathan Jones for any wrestling fans listening, is the fifth, the next
27:11
wrestler. He was also in Mad Max Fury Road, one of the bold
27:15
guys. Anyway, that's side thing, fantastic muse, thank you, good
27:19
stuff all round. I'm feeling suitably inspired from all of you. But now
27:23
I'm going to put you against each other with a diabolical set of games.
27:27
So teams, A rather scantily clad woman is about to throw her bra in
27:32
the air to signal the start of the race, but it's paying for her
27:34
master's degree, So think before you judge. Let's accelerate into round one.
27:45
Round one is called what Happens Next? Fast and Furious is known for its
27:49
over the top stunts and set pieces of action choreography. But will our teams
27:55
be able to say what happens next? After they hear the setup to one
27:59
of those stunts. In turn, I will give each team the setup for
28:03
a stunt in the style of someone trying to recall scenes from previous movies whilst
28:07
queuing outside a theater to see Fast X. All our teams have to do
28:12
is roughly say what happens next, and they get a point. Oh and
28:18
if any of us are petrol heads, I'm not, because I just use
28:21
the term petrol heads, I'll give you a bonus point for naming the car
28:25
involved in the stunt. And if none of us are petrol heads, it'll
28:29
be really funny to listen to us all makeup the names. I don't think
28:33
I could name a single car. I know there's two. I know two.
28:37
I know Paul Walkers like the car he uses on the second one,
28:40
and I know that the cars that they use in the first one, those
28:41
are the two. Okay, okay, So we will begin with Vindy's Nuts,
28:48
and here is your first setup. Oh yeah, dude, it's in
28:52
like it's in six I think when they're in when they're on the two highways
28:56
and there's a tank and arms going one way, and then, oh man,
29:00
what happens next? I have no it's Okay, so what he does
29:04
they end up? I think there's harpoons and they like they they smashed the
29:10
two cars together in the tank and I know this is the part where he
29:15
launches Letty and he launches himself. He like hits the guardrail, launches and
29:19
he catches Letty in midair. Oh my god, yeah, like a superhero.
29:23
Yes, yeah, what softens their fall? It's obviously a car.
29:29
Cars are pillows. Cars can both. They like the physics of cars in
29:33
the franchise I love so much because they can both. They both have like
29:37
the velocity and the power to smash through anything skyscrapers, yeah, but also
29:42
to break any fall from any height with no harm, no harm. In
29:47
the Fast X trailer, they like launched Dom's car from the first movie out
29:52
of a like a moving airplane and they make it seem like in the trailer
29:56
like it's the fucking Infinity Gauntlet, like like that is this ccific car is
30:00
the best car in the world and has the ability to do anything, and
30:03
it's just like it's a fucking car and it does like tricks in the air.
30:07
It's like kit that was like the plot of or that was like their
30:11
big thing when they were I think in this movie where they skydive the cars
30:15
out like that was like, oh my god. One of the biggest pieces
30:18
from that movie was them just back. Yeah, oh my god. Technical,
30:23
but yeah, Daniel description was spot on. That's exactly what happens in
30:26
that movie. For a bonus point, would you like to name the car
30:30
that Dominic was driving? I know it's the black muscle car. I think.
30:34
Why do I know this? Um, I'm gonna say, is it
30:40
a Camaro? It's not an I don't think it's a Camaro. I think
30:42
it's a charger. Is it the same one as the first? So sorry,
30:48
Jason, gonna have to take your first answer as a team. I'm
30:52
so sorry. Fuck sorry, Sorry. You're good, you're good, You're
30:56
good. Um, it's it's just a bit fun. It was a nineteen
30:59
sixty nine charge at Daytona. Next time we'll discuss next time. You're good,
31:03
You're good, You're right, Okay, I'm gonna leve. I'm gonna
31:04
leave the car guesses to you. Yeah, all those fucking muscle cars looked
31:08
the exact same to me. They just have a box, you know,
31:11
yeah, very sexy boxes. But and maybe by the time of question four,
31:15
you'll just be saying, oh, I don't know a box, Yeah,
31:18
the sexy one, the sexy box. Yeah. Okay, we'll move
31:22
on over to quarter denial, oldra time. Here's your first setup. Oh,
31:26
bro, when they're in Abu Dhabi in seven and they're being chased by
31:30
Shaw in that skyscraper and then, oh, what happens next? I just
31:36
heard it a few minutes ago, but I can't remember. Yeah, was
31:38
it when maybe he drove to escape Shaw, who I believe had the grenade
31:42
launcher and he jumps from one tower, going down a little bit I think,
31:48
maybe also propelled by the grenade that hits them in the back, through
31:51
the next one, at which point at us they do yes, at which
31:56
point the break's break. Jason's Stadium is punching or not Jason's Sam Jesus Paul
32:00
Walker is punching the shit out of the touch screen to fix the brakes,
32:04
as we all know that's how cars work. And then Vin Diesel's heads,
32:08
yeah, Mindel's like, not, can't do it. I gotta go to
32:10
the next one. And then he jumps down yet another level into a third
32:14
skyscraper. YEP, that's exactly it's that's definitely gonna be a point. But
32:19
for a bonus point, can you name the car they were driving? I
32:22
believe it's a Ruby's in the headlights. I'm gonna say it's a skyline because
32:30
I know that's a car, guess, and there is a skyline in the
32:34
in the shot. That's that that? I mean, that's you're thinking too
32:38
much for the Fast franchise. Maybe that would be or good symbolism and imagery.
32:43
Um, this is it's a Lichen hyper sport. Of course, I
32:47
don't even know that make Yeah, my guests have been like a McLaren or
32:52
something like something I knew was like a supercar, right, yeah, yeah,
32:57
something sensible, like a like a Nissan Ultimate. I was gonna fucking
33:02
say a Nissan Ultimo. We almost set it together. Oh my god,
33:07
it's just a very sensible car, you know what I mean? Okay,
33:12
Vindi's notes. Next question. Oh, bro, it's a classic bro when
33:15
Brian and dam are drag racing and there's the train tracks and then the train.
33:22
Dude, what happens next? So this is the first movie, right,
33:24
it's at the very end, I believe is when they're Yeah, so
33:29
they're drag racing. It's the it's the end of the movie. Uh.
33:31
They know that Brian's a federal agent now, so they do one more race
33:36
to try and beat the train. Dom gets stuck from memory, no,
33:40
like he's he so they they they both go over at the same time.
33:45
Unless you're is there something that happens before? Where that going? Keep going?
33:52
And then I don't remember why it happens, but Dom hits the corner
33:54
of a car and flips it, which is why Brian is like, I
33:59
owe you a ten second car and he gives them his car to get away.
34:02
Yeah, that's the completion if the set. That is. I think
34:05
his his nos stalls. He makes it over the tray and track because that
34:08
car sucks. Shit. It's not the Infinity. That's a that's definitely a
34:15
point. And specifically here, I'm looking for Brian's car because there are two
34:19
cars in this scenes. It is not the one that we're thinking of,
34:22
because, like you said, that's in two. Yeah, I think I
34:24
can't remember if it's not the Super, right, I think the Super was
34:28
the two, unless unless you're thinking of another one, it could be the
34:31
Super. I don't want to I don't want to reveal this, okay,
34:36
if you should you if you know the two about the second one. Let's
34:40
because I know Brian drives a super at one in one of them, and
34:44
I think it might be the one that he SUPs up in the in the
34:45
second one or the first one. I know that the most infamous car that
34:49
everyone talks about, I'm pretty sure is the one in number two. And
34:53
I don't think isn't this one like an orange and green? It's it's that
34:57
orange? Yeah, yeah, it's the orange one. So the one that
34:59
everyone says and everyone quotes and everyone knows about is number two. It's the
35:04
blue and gray one. It is not this one. Okay. I'm like
35:07
trying to telepathically tell him, whatever, whatever car looks like this, do
35:13
you want to do you want to throw out like a brand's name or like
35:16
a car make? And just the second one is the Nissan? Okay?
35:22
Um? So whatever do we want to guess the Nissan is? It's it's
35:24
not that one. Okay. Then do we want to guess Super for this
35:27
one? Yeah? Then yes, okay, we're gonna get a Super.
35:30
Yes it's not a Super It is a nineteen ninety five Mitsubishi eclipse. Oh
35:36
eclips, Oh my god, one for the petrol hides. That all right,
35:38
thanks for listening. I just I don't want to give it up Dane,
35:42
because I know, I know one save the one car we know.
35:45
I feel like we imagine if it was for the other team. I feel
35:49
like we gotta guess something Twilight related because we got lin, We've got a
35:52
clipse. It's going to be a new moon for sure. Yeah. I
35:59
was gonna joke lock it in, but I'm scared he would. It's a
36:02
Honda Breaking Dawn part one. I think, Yeah, don't don't lock that
36:07
order. All right, let's let I mean, let's see, let's see
36:09
if that's what it is for this next one. Let's go head on back
36:13
over to you guys. Oh dude, when they're racing in Tokyo and they're
36:15
approaching the Shibuya Crossing, shut up, bro, I know global geography.
36:20
Oh man, What he does next is just so crazy. I think he
36:24
does a drift in through the crossing, and it's notable because it's the most
36:30
pedestrian heavy place. But I don't know what happens after that. As far
36:32
as I'm aware, he just drifts through and like the crowd like parts,
36:36
and like he does this perfect drift through and I think it's like he said,
36:40
what I'm looking for. The crowd parting as he drifts is exactly what
36:45
I was looking at. If they want to throw in more Tokyo drift knowledge,
36:47
I'm happy to not shoot myself on foot. They sit there and they
36:52
do the roll call after that's ages. It's a massive popula. My name
37:00
is hond Yeah, I feel like I should be drinking now. Um okay,
37:07
so the car, the car involved, would you like to take a
37:10
take a stab? I don't know. I see I cannot connect any of
37:15
these vehicles to things that I've read about vehicles. I looked at a list
37:20
of the top ten most iconic cars from this franchise. They've not been mentioned.
37:23
I rock a bike, So I don't know. Man, I'm not
37:27
even a cool but I just could have Also, they could have been mentioned
37:31
and I just didn't know it. I kind of just want to say Skyline
37:35
for every episode or every answer, and so because I think, yeah,
37:39
Nissan Skyline, I mentioned that um at one in the passing knowledge, so
37:45
I know a Nissan Skyline is a thing. I want to say a Honda
37:51
S two hundred is a thing. Oh yeah, that sounds real good.
37:54
Um. One of the cars he goes fast. One of the cars is
37:59
Icebox in don't know what that fucking means. That one sounds even cooler.
38:02
Yeah, it sounds like character. Yeah, because it was like Chevy in
38:08
then in quotes ice Box. They actually named that car after the well loved
38:14
character ice Box from Fast Aid. Maybe I don't know. I have no
38:20
idea. Let's go two hundred, going with the S two hundred, it's
38:24
not it's the two thousand and six Mitsubishi Lanca Evolution nine Wow, Lansa or
38:31
Evolution. I probably would have taken it. There's a bright pink car in
38:35
Tokyo Drift that's worth the point to us. To us, that's leep inside.
38:43
Okay, back on over to Vinde's Nuts. Here's your next sets up.
38:47
It's gonna get a little hard now. I might not mention which film
38:50
it is each time. Okay, Oh, Bro, when Brian's in that
38:53
upturned bus and it's hanging off the edge of the cliff, Bro, what
38:58
happens next? No idea. I don't remember him being in a bus hanging
39:01
off a bridge. I mean, we can guess though, we can.
39:06
It's Cliff. I said, sorry, I said, Cliff. I want
39:08
to make sure that communicates in case it's lost in my accent. A bus
39:12
hanging off the edge of a cliff. Okay, okay, he falls out
39:16
the bus and then a car jumps out of the sky and saves him in
39:23
its hands. No, no, no, no, the cars, the
39:29
cars, and then he like falls into the seat perfectly and then the seat
39:34
belt automatically clicks in for him. Yeah, I don't. I have no
39:37
fucking clue, Dane. Yeah, I'm trying to think I'm the only I'm
39:40
thinking. The only time they were in like near a cliff was at the
39:45
beginning of one of them. They're like stealing gas. I think they're stealing
39:49
like a yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's number one.
39:52
No, like that's those are those are semis like oil tankers, I
39:58
believe, because they're stealing gas like sad No, I'm talking about there.
40:00
There's a later one where they're they're in Brazil or something. There's sore that's
40:06
like number four. Yeah, it's at the very beginning, and they like
40:08
it's it's they go back to like the sliding under the tanker. Thing.
40:12
And I think they're in a place near cliffs at that point. I don't
40:15
know how Brian would have gotten a fucking bus. Um, I think you're
40:20
I think yes. I think my two options are yes, a car drives
40:25
underneath and catches him, or Vin Diesel pulls the bus up with his bare
40:30
arms. Those are those are my two options. I don't know plausible.
40:37
Yeah, and we are we allowed to steel? Is that a thing?
40:40
Oh? I mean you phrased it in such a nice way that I feel
40:45
like I feel like maybe we should. I feel like, you know,
40:47
I'm feeling devilish today. I think I'm gonna say it's not either of those
40:52
things. But if Nile can say what it is, I will give the
40:55
points. Sure, I'm pretty sure it's Tom's prison bus. And he climbs
40:59
up back as it hangs off the cliff, runs jumps and Leddy like spins
41:04
the car backwards and he grabs onto the spoiler. That's exactly almost including grabbing
41:09
onto the spoiler. That's crazy. What movie is that? That is Furious
41:14
seven? Sorry? Where does it come in the chronology? How many times
41:22
is this guy gone to jail? I think this is the first time he
41:24
gets caught because he has to do it to save the rock or Brian or
41:30
no, yes, it's it's after the UH in Brazil where they're getting away
41:35
from the the guy and Brian's hurt, and it's like a call back to
41:37
the first one where Dom's like, oh, the only way to save Brian's
41:40
life is if I get caught, and then it ends with them doing the
41:44
prison heist, and it starts in the next movie Beautiful. There we go,
41:46
and I guess I'll still have these nuts. Fin these nuts? Ye
41:51
say the full joke. Yeah, I'm the car. Yeah, a Honda
41:57
Odyssey. It's not eleven Dodge Challenger SRT oh challenger quote aniloder time. Here's
42:05
your next stunts? Oh, dude, when Brian jumps off that burning train
42:08
before the bridge, bro, what happens next? I can't remember. I'm
42:14
gonna say that. Uh. A car comes off a cliff and grabs him
42:20
in its head, no thinking, maybe he just drops down on the car
42:27
door opens and he lands in it and then the seatbelt buckles itself. Safety
42:32
first, these areas, Yeah, we're so smart. I mean, hey,
42:38
if we could, if we could steal absolutely, we got the guest
42:44
first yeah, okay, Oh so that wasn't Oh sorry, I could tell
42:49
you we're using a joking tone, but I thought it could be serious.
42:52
I imagine it's like he just jumps out. Oh h do they drive a
42:58
car out of a bridge into the water. I'm I'm going to give you
43:00
that because the water is the key new element of this set piece. Jumping
43:07
off of a train onto a car and then yeah, that car then drives
43:09
into the water and they leap out also into the water and survive. Okay,
43:15
I don't know how, but the water was the word I was looking
43:17
for. That comes out of nowhere. So yeah, fair enough. I'll
43:21
give you the point for that one. Movies that that one is fast five.
43:24
Oh. I watched that one where they're getting the chip right. Yeah,
43:30
they're stilling all the cars out of the thing the freighter train, right
43:34
yeah, But they only care about the one because it's I was like,
43:37
what and the car involved? I do remember, it's all you are.
43:46
I don't remember. There's something. Why do I remember rocks like like that?
43:54
Is that? I think that might be in the name of it.
43:57
I don't know. No, this one is another Dodge Charger. At this
44:00
time the twenty ten SRT eight SRT eight eight ones. They're doing eight SRTs
44:09
one per Fast Movie. Yeah, there we go. I've got one final
44:14
stunt for each team. But our guy who's queuing up for Fast X,
44:19
he's been pre gaming a little, so this one maybe a little mumbly and
44:22
hard to understand even more. Okay, so Vindy's nuts here it is,
44:29
Oh bro, Brian and Rome? Yeah in the car? Yeah, real
44:35
dukes a hazard? Shit, dude, Yes, I know, I know.
44:38
It's it's the end of the second one, Too Fast, Too Furious,
44:40
the drug lords getting away. They're driving off a ramp into the back
44:45
of the yacht. Yep, that's exactly what exact stunt from Too Fast,
44:49
Too Furious? For bonus points? What is the car? Is this Brian's
44:52
car? Um a different car? Yes? This is Brian's car in this
44:57
alright? Yeah it's all. But if it's Bryan's car and Too Fast,
45:00
superious, it must be. I would hope it's the Nissan Skyline. It's
45:07
finally happened. I knew that's the bonus point. You are the central head.
45:14
I knew one was a Skyline. Yeah you did, fuck all right?
45:20
Final stunts for quarter Nile alderate time. Oh dude went vin diesel and
45:25
the helicopters, and then there's oh, there's no bridge, but then there's
45:30
the bridge. Is that the one where he runs a car into a helicopter?
45:34
Wait? Or he like throws the chain up to grasp that's the rock.
45:39
The rock holds a helicopter with his bare hands because he's stronger than a
45:44
crane. Obviously hobs. No, So I think I don't know what the
45:51
bridge thing is. That's freaking me out. But I'm pretty sure it's like,
45:54
you know, when he's in the parking lot that's being demolished, or
45:58
like that's falling apart. No, but yes, if you don't mind,
46:01
I will, I will answer. I think I know for it because the
46:05
bridge things throwing me though, because I don't remember a fucking bridge. But
46:07
he jumps as it collapses, it forms a ramp. He jumps. You
46:12
think he's going to hit the helicopter because of course, and it doesn't.
46:15
You're like, wow, how realistic, fast and furious, But that turns
46:19
out them while they were soaring through the air, he did pick up a
46:22
bag of grenades, hang the bag of grenades out the window onto the feet
46:25
of the helicopter or whatever the fuck that's called. And then as he lands
46:30
the rock shoots the grenades because of course, and then the grenades explode,
46:34
taking out the helicopter. If that's not it, I would like to steal
46:37
for us. Yeah, I'm so sorry. Specific I wish I'd included that
46:43
because that sounds like a wild stuff. How many helicopters they hit with cars?
46:49
This is this is from Fast nine what we just watched. The bridge
46:53
gets cut out and he ends up driving the car into the post that holds
47:00
the wire or whatever and uses that to swing across the chasm. And Letty's
47:07
legs were just swinging across. We just swinging cars across chasms. Now,
47:10
yeah, they don't even swing across, They swing down like it's a tourist
47:15
attraction. Yeah. Yes, and there are a helicopters like chasing them and
47:21
firing missiles. The helicopter came into it. And this is where where Tyrese
47:25
begins to believe that he's invincible. Yeah, yes, it begins. So
47:32
yeah, I'm going to give the stolen point because that was we just came
47:37
up with on the fire right. I'm so sorry for us and against us.
47:42
It makes sense. In the past, we're hoisting. We're hoisting the
47:44
point. Yeah right, the car is a side charger. It is the
47:55
only car I know there it is. There's the bonus point. And that's
48:00
the end of round one. Let's recover from those horrific Rex without a single
48:04
scratch on us. It's amazing how that happens. And take a look at
48:07
the scores and it's I mean, it went back and forth all over the
48:10
place, but the scores are perfectly tied at five points. Apiece. Nice.
48:15
Nice, I'm not gonna lie. Yeah. Up next is round two,
48:20
but first we've got to play some ads. Hopefully they're for auto parts
48:23
or car insurance or family planning. You know something. Thematic Round two is
48:34
called pitch It. It's the game that asks our teams to take on the
48:37
roles of junior media executives to pitch ideas about the future of a franchise.
48:42
To me a senior media executive. As we know from previous episodes, I'm
48:46
now Matthew, senior executive at Glamazon Studios. I'm robotic, non problematic,
48:52
and respond well to money making ideas. So our teams. Sorry, that's
48:58
just a bit. Our teams will have two minutes each to respond to different
49:02
prompts about the fast and furious, and there'll be two prompts or each pair
49:07
gets a turn going first and second. Points will be awarded out of five
49:12
for creativity, profitability, and making me laugh. Are you ready to hear
49:16
the first prompt? Yeah? Yeah, all right, so it will be
49:22
Vindy's Nuts going first. On this one. Hobson Shaw proved that the franchise
49:27
could survive without diesel in the engine. It even had a slighter genre pivot
49:30
as it was more comedic than our usual offerings. So pitch me a spinoff
49:36
film for another character or characters of your choosing. You can utilize genre changes
49:42
if you wish, or keep it straight up action and I will start the
49:49
two minute timer whenever probably maybe Dane starts talking characters. Okay, alright,
49:59
this is here my my first idea, and it's it's kind of inspired by
50:04
one division. It's it follows Mia yeah, um, living with retired Brian,
50:12
who is and there's always an excuse as to why Brian isn't there.
50:16
He's like running they get groceries or you know, he's it's just like because
50:22
I think his brother or his son was like a body double in one of
50:27
the movies. Yeah, yeah, so it's like maybe he'll be like he's
50:31
always like leaning into a car fixing something, so you never see his face.
50:36
And uh, and we what we you can do it? Like the
50:40
season finale, AI replaced that we've got the technology. Now we could just
50:45
AI. We could just AI a fake Brian and it could just follow Mia
50:53
and her like baby and retired Brian, like what what they do between jobs.
50:59
And it's kind of like I'm Malcolm in the middle kind of like,
51:05
yeah, it's a guy. I'd like to I like to expand on this
51:07
idea because I absolutely love it. Now people might ask and the audience might
51:12
say, hey, this this seems out of this seems immoral, This seems
51:15
you know, uh, insensitive or or out of taste or whatever the case
51:20
might be. We're Glamazon, Baby, we don't care about that because we
51:22
know that if Paul Walker comes back in AI form, everyone's going to ooze
51:27
their pants over Brian coming back. Now I want to add on to this
51:30
idea. Dane um Mia is joined by Brian's long lost brother John Cena and
51:39
and yeah, absolutely and and then this time, you know what, fuck
51:47
it, it's like John c Riley or something like that, you know,
51:50
because because it's fast loves there, there and every now and then Mia has
51:57
to like join up with John c Riley on Hey, where's Brian? And
52:00
then John c ry is like, oh no, no, I don't know.
52:06
You got twenty seconds, Dane. Do you want to attack anything onto
52:08
that? Um no, I'm going to pitch the title. It's called Mia
52:13
Familia. Very good. That's good. That is very good and worth a
52:19
whole point on its own. Yeah, yeah, good, good pitch.
52:22
I love that you went into sitcom. That's that's fantastic. Yeah, and
52:27
yeah, I mean I'm not saying I would watch that, but I know
52:30
that fast and furious fans would watch that. Yes, that's what may would
52:32
so a possible five points. I'm gonna give you four points for that pitch.
52:36
Thank you very good. Could you honestly think of the rich lore behind
52:39
that? Oh my god, Brian's got a long last brother. It's John
52:42
c Riley, He's the younger brother. What and once again it may have
52:49
to be Nile taking the lead on the on the pitch, if that's okay
52:52
with you, dra I will be so supportive of your every move, and
52:58
your time starts whenever you're ready. N I did have an idea, and
53:00
that idea is it's called The Past and the Furious and it is basically Dom's
53:07
dad and the Buck. I can't remember which one's Hobbs and which one Shaw,
53:12
but Shaw Hobbes the two brothers they saw Shaw Shaws. Yeah, it's
53:19
yeah whatever, Yeah, so Decker Shaw or whatever. Uh, their mom
53:25
Queenie. So it's their car adventures when they were kids. So it's like,
53:32
you know, during Prohibition, they're like running booze, just like you
53:37
know, fucking peaky blinders. Ask people love rifles and like it's because,
53:42
I mean, we've already delved so far into the future. You know,
53:45
there's fucking nukes and we got car in space, and now we want to
53:50
see like a train heist, you know, alah, yeah, it's a
53:54
fassive Furious six, but like we want to see we want to see a
53:59
train heist in its original state exactly. Prohibision is the time when NASCAR became
54:05
a thing. Racing was fundamental to this time period, and people are liking
54:09
these kind of modernized takes on historical periods, Bridgerton, you can do a
54:15
little bit of like that style of adaptation of the twenties time period that has
54:21
proven quite profitable. Yeah, and you can have all those like Redone,
54:24
like old versions of new songs that are classics from the already established franchise,
54:31
and you're upping you're upping the danger because they don't have all these like technological
54:36
things to fall back on. It's back to like brass tacks. Literally,
54:40
there's just so many things is done because they got ten seconds if you want
54:46
to throw anything else. Episode five, they find the guy who invents nos
54:50
Oh my god, that's crazy. There's just there's so many things about this
54:55
pitch. The first thing I want to tackle is I love how nil things
54:59
like generations work. What do you think when do you think? Fast and
55:04
furience takes place their parents live in the nineteen twenties, which not only Vin
55:08
Diesel is ninety eight years old. Yeah, we've already established that beasts don't
55:13
give a fuck. Someone blew up, So that's like kept bringing it back
55:19
in time older. He's like the original train highest. So we went from
55:21
like the nineteen twenties to like eighteen sixty five. No One will I mean,
55:29
the Wild West trains were getting heisted out here for a long time.
55:34
We're drunk with power at this point. We can kill people and just be
55:37
like it didn't happen, like gas like the hell of them apparently, so
55:39
we'd just be like, no cars are they were back in the Wall West.
55:44
Hans is like a feudal Japanese warlord exactly, and somehow, yeah,
55:51
all of their parents are somehow involved. Amazing in this weird situations. There's
55:59
probably like an episode where someone's putting like a wheels on a horse and they're
56:01
like, somehow I'm gonna make this work, and my future children are going
56:05
to be the masters and rulers of this technology. This is my horse skyline.
56:13
Oh I mean that, I mean that's after the time. But I
56:15
will say you already scored the full five points because, with apologies to Helen
56:19
Merrin and her age of one hundred and forty, apparently, if I loved
56:23
it as an idea, you can't go wrong with going back in time and
56:27
doing a prequel that makes total sense in terms of profitability. And yeah,
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no matter why you said it, and especially in the time period you said
56:35
it, it would be hilarious, so five points. Yes, I'm a
56:37
little lightheaded. I'm not gonna lie. He really took me somewhere. Okay,
56:46
I've got one more prompts for our teams. Court Anile older time,
56:52
you'll be going first this time, followed by Vinde's nuts. Here is your
56:55
prompt. The year is twenty seventy six. President's extra dark Side. Rail
57:01
Musk has tweeted that the Water Wars are now over, but no one's used
57:06
Twitter in fifty years, so everyone's still thirsty, thirsty for contents. Fast
57:10
and Furious is about to release the thirtieth film in its main series, and
57:15
here at Glamazon, we like long term planning for wild domination, So pitch
57:20
me ideas for Fast thirty The story, the moments in it, who stars
57:25
in it, what happens anything? What's Fast thirty all about Audra Nile?
57:31
Whenever you're ready, see I think they haven't then for advantage because they already
57:35
have Fast thirty six. That is true, That is true. I guess
57:38
you've got to do another prequel. That's fair. Do you wanna? Do
57:40
you want to hit this one off? I'm just gonna take some swings.
57:45
You you said it with the context of the things fairly far in the future
57:50
with thirty six, but with the musk comments about the Water Wars, that's
57:54
not too far in the future. Whatever. Spaceships yeah, okay, spaceships
58:00
Fast thirty space ships at least some level of space. Every film we see
58:07
we see them getting higher and higher and higher into the sky with these car
58:12
jumps. Um, I'm thinking an amazing shot within this film would be like
58:19
the Tesla that they launched into space. Okay, okay, yeah, like
58:22
so cars in space? Yeah thoughts, Okay, I'm thinking Fast fifteen.
58:30
It ends with Vin Diesel crashing into a like a liquid nitrogen tank and being
58:35
frozen. And in twenty seventy one in they have they finally have the technology
58:45
to reanimate him, and it's in the middle of the Water Wars and he
58:50
takes to the spaces with his brand new Tesla. That's what I got.
58:54
Yeah, No, I love that. I love He soups it up with
58:58
the nitrous that he was frozen in or he is the only one who now
59:01
has the long lost recipe for nitro. Oh my god, it's in his
59:07
body. He has to sacrifice himself to become the Nitris that's the car.
59:12
That's the only way they can reanimate them with nitrous. You got twenty seconds
59:16
left if you want to keep blowing my mind. Helen Mirren's in it is
59:22
still going. She's the space traincar, space train robbery space. I like
59:30
it, all right, that's good time, good good stuff. I liked
59:34
it. I like the like the idea of setting it in space. That
59:37
seems inevitable. I figured it would be Fast X given the Jason X thing,
59:40
but maybe maybe it's not in space this next one. I like it.
59:45
Yeah, you're tying into the cultural events that I set up comedically within
59:47
the copy. So yeah, that's that's good as well. Got to give
59:51
a point for that. I'm toying between three and four, but I think
59:53
I'm going to be cruel and land on the side of three out of five
59:57
for that. One's fair. Moving on over finally to Vindie's nuts. What
1:00:01
have you got for a pitch for Fast thirty years time stas whenever you're ready,
1:00:07
Yes, please, absolutely, I'll set the scene. I'll set the
1:00:09
scene and then you can add on to this. Yeah, we're on the
1:00:12
planet Fast. An imminent war is about to happen between the planet furious.
1:00:17
We've already been to space. This happened in like Fast eleven. Yeah,
1:00:20
like they already they already did this, right, This is all the generational
1:00:22
wars have occurred between the cars of Clan Toretto and whatever Brian's last name is
1:00:31
in those movies, yep, and and and and all these cars. One
1:00:35
car has the sentient ghost of Paul Walker inside of its body because again we
1:00:42
do not care about desanitizing his his actual living memory. So he's a car.
1:00:46
Now they're all sentient cars. And there's this is race wars. Uh,
1:00:52
Now have you have you not heard of race wars? Race wars?
1:01:00
We've always like we've we've gone through race wars. And I'm talking like in
1:01:04
actual in the actual timeline of humanity, race wars has happened. So like
1:01:09
Water Wars, we've done Race Wars one, Race Wars two, Race Wars
1:01:13
three. We're out of the water Wars. We're out of being perpetual since
1:01:17
colonialism, right here, are you guys? X final Um Yeah, I
1:01:22
think I think we're in like a transformer situation now where where every all of
1:01:28
the all of the actors can turn into cars themselves. So we've definitely got
1:01:34
the Rocks like Offspring, who has become a like He's he's now like Disney
1:01:38
in the sense that he owns most of media. It's Disney, Glamazon and
1:01:44
the Rock just as a person, right, Um, And I think I
1:01:51
think we're I think we're there. I think it's like Transformers. It's Beast
1:01:53
Wars, but but but with cars, so just forwards. Yeah, nas
1:02:00
is the resource. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, good
1:02:04
stuff, good stuff. A lot to enjoy about that. I enjoyed how
1:02:07
straight away you buried your opponent's pitch. You know, I was thinking before
1:02:14
that. Yeah, I love the planet fast, the planet furious, every
1:02:17
everything like that. It lines up so well. It actually would have been
1:02:21
a perfect five points. But you said the one word on gate Leapers that's
1:02:24
banned, which is Transformers. So I'm gonna I'm gonna have to give you
1:02:29
four points. I'm so sorry. It's gonna be four points for that one.
1:02:32
So good. Now, should we clarify what Race Wars is for the
1:02:36
people who haven't really not her race, that's crazy, yes, please,
1:02:39
it's just the bizarre name that they gave to the race that it's it's and
1:02:45
the thing is the craziest thing is it's a real event. Yeah, it
1:02:49
actually exists in La is a. It is sort of like the Coachella of
1:02:54
like La street racing. It's a thing called race Wars where a bunch of
1:02:58
people grow to an abandon like airfield and drag race and back bunny headlines.
1:03:05
I saw articles when I was like looking at some stuff for the Passing Knowledge
1:03:09
section. Street racing increased massively. Yeah, because of Fast and Furious.
1:03:16
There's a Guardian article from two thousand and one talking about like a wild increase
1:03:22
in street racing um in La in particular. There was like an article recently
1:03:28
that there's like community groups like the streets are for us all or something through
1:03:34
like we need to stop these films in their glorification of street racing. Yeah,
1:03:38
the the like the increase. If you look at like vehicle accidents and
1:03:45
deaths by like car crashes after a fucking like Fast and the Furious movie releases,
1:03:51
they all spike, All of them spike because people get in their cars
1:03:55
and think they're fucking Doretto falling out of building and their friends like I'll catch
1:04:00
you at my charger and it doesn't. So let's keep going all the way
1:04:05
to Fast thirty more fatalities. Yeah, all right, that's the end of
1:04:12
the round. Let's ask Letty to calculate the latest scores. Oh she can't
1:04:16
remember. How how convenient for our narrative and those scores are. It's still
1:04:21
all tied up on the thirteen apiece, keeping it tight. It's a close
1:04:27
race, it's a very close race. Is going to hit the nos any
1:04:30
second now, someone's just gotta I mean, that would have been a good
1:04:33
There's already too many format points in this show, but it would have been
1:04:36
a good format point to like play a NOS card for double points. That
1:04:40
would have been two lates too late. Now Round three is next, and
1:04:45
it's still all to play for. But I'm glad it is. I wrote
1:04:47
that. Imagine if it wasn't. But first, if you live in the
1:04:50
United States, here's ninety seconds of ads, and if you live outside of
1:04:55
the States, enjoy the bloody show you're freeloaders. Round three is called Journey
1:05:05
into Hell aka the YouTube comments section round. In this game, I'll be
1:05:11
asking our teams to recognize a specific film in the Fast franchise based solely on
1:05:15
genuine YouTube comments left below original trailers for that film, and I'm looking for
1:05:23
the exact title of the film. Okay, it's not Furious five. It's
1:05:26
Fast five. It's not Fast seven. It's Furious seven. It's not Fast
1:05:30
and Furious eight. It's inexplicably and infuriatingly the Fate of the Furious. It's
1:05:35
not even the last one doesn't make any sense. Fate rhymes with eight.
1:05:42
I mean, actually that that that does make sense. Actually, it's Fast
1:05:45
nine, Fast nine or F nine. It's Fast and Furious nine. I
1:05:48
believed to F nine. I believe it's F nine. The Fast Saga,
1:05:55
Yes, nine, the Fast Side. Why would you name that movie the
1:05:58
Fast Saga? What? Buzzer me? I couldn't find. I was trying
1:06:00
to watch it and look it up on like Crave or whatever, and I
1:06:03
was just like, Curious nine doesn't exist. Yeah, they're like, no
1:06:08
cool SEO, dude, Yeah, yeah, that's the thing. You'd think
1:06:12
they'd want it uniform to help with the SEO. But how did you make
1:06:15
six billion? I can't even google your shit. Obviously, their naming convention
1:06:20
is like both wonderful, like out of context, but then when you see
1:06:24
it all together, it's like it hurts. Yeah, yeah, definitely.
1:06:29
So just like round one, will go back and forth between the teams.
1:06:31
So we will begin with Vindy's nuts. Here is your genuine YouTube comments.
1:06:36
But I have changed the user names for anonymity, so this comes from us
1:06:42
a professor X rated and they had to say the first time me and my
1:06:46
friends saw this trailer, we were in awe of how huge the Rock got,
1:06:51
Like, goddamn, it is gonna fight that Pat does he debut in
1:06:58
four or five? It's five? Right? Fuck? Man? The timeline
1:07:01
in these movies, I know it's it's not three or I think is the
1:07:09
one in Brazil, So I think that is the one where the Rock shows
1:07:13
up, because okay it's and that is that one's called The Fast and the
1:07:19
Furious. Yes, because I think, m m yes, yes, it's
1:07:25
not gonna matter how it's word it, because this one's Fast five where the
1:07:28
rock hamis debut. So that was that one. Okay, we'll move over
1:07:33
to quarter Nile Ordra time. Here is your genuine YouTube comment from user for
1:07:39
twenty Golden Girls fans sixty nine four twenties coming up. That's like your Christmas
1:07:44
isn't It's gonna let me Christmassay, it'll have to be the weekend m This
1:07:51
YouTube user says, F and F crew. Dude, why didn't you tell
1:07:57
us you had a brother dom because I couldn't see him? Okay, John
1:08:01
Cena, this is gonna be. It's gotta be F nine the Fast Saga.
1:08:05
It is indeed F nine the Fast Saga spots on even the correct naming,
1:08:10
and I would have got that wrong. Yeah, it's weird that he
1:08:12
wasn't in the movie Self Driving Cars doing Wild so crazy? Are sequel pitch
1:08:20
looking better and better? Yeah, yeah, definitely. I just assumed John
1:08:25
Cena was in both of your pitches. That was just assumed and implied.
1:08:28
I kind of wanted to mention Triple H ANDRS and I totally forgot, but
1:08:30
we got to get home at some point right Playing to them definitely could have
1:08:34
popped me just by mentioning random wrestlers just hits time to play the game,
1:08:41
and he shifts it into twelfth gear, just goes he's such a good petrol
1:08:46
head they do. That's something I found on the internet. They shift a
1:08:51
lot, no for cars that are just like cars. They like keep shifting.
1:08:58
Yeah, as someone who rides a bicycle, I'm like, yeah,
1:09:01
that checks out. You move the thing and the thing goes faster. Pretty
1:09:05
sure, there's only four. It's fine, you're a driver, automatic baby.
1:09:14
Back on over to Vindie's nuts. Here is your next YouTube comment from
1:09:17
Dwayne Johnson's Johnson eight, and that comment is you either die a hero or
1:09:25
live long enough to see yourself become villain. Oh this is I assume this
1:09:32
is the one where Dom turns because Charlie Sarah and has stolen his illegitimate Brazilian
1:09:39
baby. What what that is? What movie? What movie is it that
1:09:45
is? I think that's my fate. I think that's Fate of the Furious.
1:09:48
Yeah, because I think that's Fate of the Furious. This is Fate
1:09:51
of the Furious. Didn't watch it? Remember the marketing for you? That's
1:09:57
all that matters. Yeah, so they got the billions. Just as long
1:10:01
as you remember the marketing, that's that's all the matter. Honestly, it's
1:10:04
all generated from YouTube ads on their trailers. No one's going to see these,
1:10:12
okay, quarts of time. I finally used the abbreviation. Here is
1:10:16
your next YouTube comments. It comes from us A prime energy that tastes bad.
1:10:23
Saw it last night and loved it so much fun. It's a wild
1:10:28
ride and has a lot of great banter. One final thing I loved about
1:10:31
it was it was not political. There better be a sequel or else that's
1:10:39
vague. Well, they liked it, so it can't be Tokyo Drift.
1:10:45
I want to say Hobbs and Shaw because a sequel it would have to be
1:10:50
a comment on the original release unless for them to be like The Fast of
1:10:56
the Furious. Well, if it's the first movie and they were like,
1:10:59
god, I hope there's more cars and no politics, it's gotta be one
1:11:05
of the two of them, because I feel like there was a lot of
1:11:08
politics and Hobbs and Show because it wasn't a lot of it, like they
1:11:11
were coming to their island and they were like, no, oh yeah.
1:11:15
It's like I feel like there was a there was a string. I don't
1:11:18
know fair. But I also I feel like YouTube comments just don't like anything
1:11:25
that has anyone in it, and they say it's politics. I feel like
1:11:29
it's a bit of a stretch to go with the first one. So I
1:11:30
think you must be right. Sorry if we're wrong, let's go for Hobs
1:11:33
and Show. It is Hobs and Shaw nailed it good. I liked.
1:11:39
I would have liked if you guys went with Fast and Furious, because that
1:11:42
also assumes that either this person was like in the early days of YouTube.
1:11:45
Yeah, I didn't like entertain the more. I like the other scenario though.
1:11:54
They just watched it last night, like today, and they're like,
1:11:58
oh my god, now you guys are about this movie Fast and Furious.
1:12:01
They wouldn't call it race Wars these days. Yeah, no politics in it
1:12:05
at all. I love Johnny Tran. Okay, Vindy's nuts. Here is
1:12:12
your next YouTube comment. This comes from user Andrew tater tots. That's pretty
1:12:16
good. What's a silly little man child? That's not the comments. I
1:12:21
was about three whenever this came out. Always been my favorite movie. I
1:12:26
owned it on VHS actually, and I used to watch it a million times
1:12:30
when I was five. It's an instant classic. I love a timeline in
1:12:32
that comment. Yeah, so I would say this could be any of the
1:12:36
first three, but I would I would have to guess it's the first one.
1:12:41
Yeah, because also VHS, I watched Tokyo Drift on. I had
1:12:45
it on DVD, I think, not saying that it wasn't available on VHS.
1:12:48
But I think you're absolutely right. I think the first movie released two
1:12:51
thousand and three or something like that. One I think two thousand and one.
1:12:55
Yeah, definitely in the VHS era, we're going with Fast and Furious.
1:13:00
First one. It's no, it's too Fast, Too Furious. The
1:13:02
comments are getting vaguer as the round goes on. Definitely good job isolating the
1:13:08
time there, but not quite the exact film. Damn, it's that person's
1:13:12
favorite movie. There's never been a better movie than Too Fast, Too Furious
1:13:15
as far as that person is concerned. Yes, can't argue with it.
1:13:18
I need to get this off my chest. So Tokyo Drift. I also
1:13:21
hated Tokyo Drift because I thought, even at a young age, I was
1:13:25
like, this is some terrible acting. This sucks. And then there was
1:13:28
a flip flop that happened sometime in the reboot era of Fast, where everyone
1:13:32
was like, this is the best one, and and now I've flip flopped
1:13:36
in my later age, having not watched the reboot ish ones, where I'm
1:13:41
like, I think. The thing about Tokyo Drift though, is that it
1:13:44
keeps to the cars in the racing. You know, it's it's a terrible
1:13:47
movie, but I think it's a fade because it keeps it's got a it's
1:13:50
got a genre of racing, and it sticks to that gimmick, you know
1:13:55
what I mean? Yeah, completely too Fast, Too Furious is also very
1:13:58
bad. I still think it's it's my favorite, not as a movie,
1:14:01
but just the idea of it and it's everlasting impact because I can't wait.
1:14:05
Yeah, the next one's out, like fucking what a month? Yeah,
1:14:09
and they're gonna somehow be like, hey, you know that fucking bullshit thing
1:14:12
that happened to Tokyo Drift that no one remembers or cares about. It's now
1:14:16
again four movies is going to be the main villain, like for real,
1:14:21
it's and I fucking love that. Remember DK drift King is what that stood
1:14:28
for? Ye donkey Kong. Yeah, yeah, someone has to make a
1:14:32
Drift King rap damn it. Oh yeah, baby, Brian T's gonna come
1:14:36
back. Yes, fantastic, fantastic. I hope you get all of your
1:14:40
Tokyo Drift dreams fulfilled in Fast I hope. So, okay, quarter denial
1:14:45
or your time. Here is your next YouTube comment coming from user this barby
1:14:48
is clinically depressed. I remember seeing this trailer in school on a first gen
1:14:56
iPod touch brought in by that rich classmate who was an ass hole, and
1:15:00
my mind blown when I saw Vin m fuck, well, I pud touch.
1:15:04
I don't think it was I don't think we had iPod touches back when
1:15:10
it was two thousand and one. That's way too early. Gathering from earlier
1:15:15
comments, Vinn was in one and not two, three, two three,
1:15:19
although he is in three for a brief second, and they probably would have
1:15:24
fucking thrown that in the trailer because nothing else about Tokyo Drift was appealing.
1:15:30
But it does come back and four so so not too fuck two two's out
1:15:36
the wind had two's gone. Yeah, two is gone. I want to
1:15:40
say my instinct would be Tokyo Drift, because if they watched Tokyo Drift,
1:15:46
then it wouldn't be surprising for the trailer of four. Then again, sometimes
1:15:54
you two comments make no fucking sense. Let's go Tokyo Drift. Go in
1:15:58
Tokyo Drift. It's not it's four, it's fast and feel. Oh.
1:16:02
I would have bet my life it was three. That's insane. Really,
1:16:05
no, I would have I would have fought you on that. I would
1:16:08
have said four for sure. Wow, I don't I think the I think
1:16:12
that was like the big thing was like, oh you got you got to
1:16:14
see the like the end credit scene where fucking Bench shows up. He started
1:16:17
the whole MCU. He shows up in the after credits the three though.
1:16:23
That's what I mean. They wouldn't blow that into trailer. I just want
1:16:26
to make all their money. Nothing else about Tokyo Drift. Yeah, I
1:16:30
got somehow that guy who can't act too plays Sean I can't remember the act
1:16:36
his name. I love how canonically Tokyo Drift just happened. But like,
1:16:42
if you see his fucking actor from Tokyo Drifts now, it's like he's aged
1:16:46
thirty years or something. Yeah, he's actually aged faster than every other cast
1:16:51
member combined. Yeah, because he hasn't had the money, yeah, to
1:16:55
to upkeep whatever fucking crazy shit they do in all it would Yeah yeah Shane
1:17:00
Black, No, No, that's that's a different guy, Sean Black.
1:17:01
Maybe I don't like that. Yeah, I guess this is dud is mine.
1:17:04
Yeah. Yeah, all right, Okay, I've got one final YouTube
1:17:09
comment for each team, and for these last two think outside the box a
1:17:13
little. That's all I'm going to say. So this next comment for Vindy's
1:17:19
Nuts comes from Lucy in the Sky with Hemorrhoids. Honestly, it's really good.
1:17:28
Would recommend watching it in Japanese dub though, it's way better. Now
1:17:31
he's saying, think outside the box. So Tokyo Drift is out. Yeah,
1:17:39
unless Matt's gone crazy on us? Yeah, really fucking us up?
1:17:44
Yeah? Now, was was there actually an animated series? Yeah, it's
1:17:48
it's a very kid oriented one on Netflix. I remember there was advertisements for
1:17:53
it. I think even Dom is in it, but I think it's like
1:17:57
Dom's Kids or I don't know what the fucking storyline? Do you know what?
1:18:00
Do you remember what it's called? Because that's that's what like I'm thinking.
1:18:02
If it's animated, people are thinking anime and everyone is like subs versus
1:18:09
dubs, right, Like, yeah, that's where I'm going. I just
1:18:12
I had no idea there was animated. Yeah. Yeah, Netflix presents good
1:18:16
stuff like it's Fast and Furious animated saga. I don't I didn't know.
1:18:24
I have no idea. I didn't know it existed until today. Fast and
1:18:29
Furious First Drive Safety school addition, Yeah, put on your blinkers, kids,
1:18:36
I'll let you throw out one more gas for for the animated Yeah,
1:18:41
for the title, for sure, for sure, for the title of this
1:18:43
series. Oh man, um. I feel like it's like it's got to
1:18:48
be like, judging by the way they in the name thing, it's got
1:18:50
to be like something like dres I thought Adventures was in the titles. Okay,
1:18:56
maybe just Fast and Furious Adventures come with that. Curious Adventures. That's
1:19:00
what we're gonna go with. Yeah, I think so. It's Fast and
1:19:01
Furious Spy Racers. It is Spy Racers. I'm not you said that out
1:19:08
of no worse. I'm not going to give you a point. It's Dom's
1:19:12
son, voiced by Tyler Hecklin. Who Oh Tyler Posey, the main guy
1:19:17
in Team Wolf. Huh why do I know that? Why do you know
1:19:23
that? I don't know? Yeah, spy Yeah, yeah, kids.
1:19:29
Animated series that, as Audra said in the opening, has gone on for
1:19:32
six seasons and is wildly popular with Fast fans who have kids. I guess
1:19:38
maybe, And was that the comment the series it was referencing. Yes,
1:19:43
absolutely, you had it as the animated thing. You just didn't have the
1:19:45
title of it. But I mean that's good knowledge that you at least had
1:19:49
that I know said it about an hour ago. But okay, one final
1:19:56
YouTube comment for quarter Nile Audra time and here it is. This comes from
1:20:00
use of vin Diesel. Thanks Ben, glad to see they're still making games
1:20:04
for the PS two. No fucking clue spy Racers. Is it a comment
1:20:12
on well, what if it's now that we're really outside the box? No
1:20:15
one's mentioned Tokyo May here yet. So is it that the graphics on that
1:20:19
were so bad that they were like making a PS two joke? This is
1:20:25
that the answer? That's the answer having the discussion here. I don't want
1:20:28
to game. I don't want to blow our one chance. I genuinely have
1:20:32
no clue. I did not come across my cursory glance over the fandom.
1:20:38
I have no video game. How is it just like are we getting thrown
1:20:42
under the bus here? Because it's really a need for speed YouTube. I
1:20:47
promise it's fast and furious. I promise, But Tokyo May there's my only
1:20:51
guess. It's a good guess. It is a very good guess and good
1:20:54
knowledge of the wide to fandom, but it is not that this is the
1:20:57
twenty twenty video game Fast and Furious Crossroads. But that was voted like the
1:21:03
worst game of the unanimously across lots of things I watched that. I did
1:21:10
watch this trailer. The PS two comment is kind of a bit extreme,
1:21:13
but it does look like it's from the PS three era, and it's supposed
1:21:15
to be from the PS five era. So now is it set to blazing
1:21:19
Blazing Squads Crossroads? It's oh, good reference, excellent. We're not blazing
1:21:26
squad reference on this podcast before. I'm very happy about that. Um No,
1:21:30
it's not. Okay, I wish it was. It was some generic,
1:21:33
probably ACDC sounding thing. That's why it wasn't a good trail. Yeah,
1:21:39
there we go, There we go. All right, that's the end
1:21:42
of round three and I've had the last scores sent to me by Cipher and
1:21:45
I've just revealed by secret contact, which means I'm probably going to have a
1:21:49
car dropped on my head or whatever she does. I've not seen any of
1:21:54
the films so quick. The scores are Vindy's nuts are on fourteen points,
1:22:00
but quarternial order time or in the lead with fifteen points. They've hit the
1:22:05
nast but here's the things. You can't hit the nas too early, too
1:22:09
early, it was Brian's mistake. Yeah, the floor fell off his car
1:22:13
for some reason. Flintstone's definitely still all to play for. But before we
1:22:19
get to the final round, let's talk prizes. This episode, Star Prize
1:22:25
is the concept of family, whether it's blood, relatives, found family,
1:22:29
or just people. Your race cars with family helps us through this wild ride
1:22:32
we call life right ladies. But our winning team will also receive one of
1:22:40
Jason's eight thousand copies of the Fast six Steel Book Collectors Edition. Please take
1:22:45
it off my hands us the Steel Book though right naked copies just Blu Ray
1:22:53
and DBD, Blu Ray and DVD. I'll give you options all six in
1:22:57
one go very relevant in this decade CCDs. All right up. Next is
1:23:03
our crucial quick fire around. But first here's Fast and Furious Star John Cena
1:23:09
selling you deals now on at tonder. I'm so sick of that car.
1:23:13
Oh yeah, what are we going to do next? Our final quick fire
1:23:24
around will test your broader pop culture knowledge, and it's called car Crash podcasting.
1:23:30
Humanity's love for cars goes all the way back to caveman times when they
1:23:33
had to use their feet as the engine, as Jason just reference. So
1:23:38
it's no surprise that cars have been a feature of twentieth and twenty first century
1:23:42
pop culture. So in this game, I will give our players clues to
1:23:45
a named car from pop culture history. We may have said some of them
1:23:49
already this evening. I will give these clues in the style of a trailer
1:23:55
for a future chapter in the Fast franchise, as they'll all feature synergistic so
1:24:00
over content for our adult millennial brains to enjoy. It's quickfire, so buzz
1:24:04
in by yelling out your team name. Let's practice that. Now these nerves
1:24:10
these I see now I was doing it properly. Yeah, you just say
1:24:17
one of the words from your team name and that's fine by me. Oh,
1:24:20
and of course there's a classic gate leaper's twist. Either before or after
1:24:26
you name your pop culture car. I'm going to need you to make the
1:24:30
sound of a car, a noise that a car makes, so like from
1:24:33
from more screech or whatever cars do. I don't drive, so I'm going
1:24:41
to need to hear a car noise of some kind, otherwise I will not
1:24:44
give you the point and let's practice. So here's an example, coming next
1:24:48
summer, from the Cave to the World. It's going to be a dark
1:24:53
night of the soul for the family these. I think that's going to be
1:24:58
Dane Um the batmobile. Yes, beep beep, perfect, that would score
1:25:03
your point. Absolutely that are we ready? Yeah? Yes, stop the
1:25:09
timer coming next summer. The family has been doing a lot of talking.
1:25:15
But what happens when the car talks back? What happens? Yes, Dane
1:25:21
kid Hong Kong, Yes, yes, Kit Hong Kong. I'll take it.
1:25:26
What was the name of the car, Kit Kit from coming next summer?
1:25:31
The family gets animated as they try to win the prestigious Dinah coo for
1:25:41
you strickle to remember your own name was fantastic Lightning McQueen click click click,
1:25:53
Yeah, I'll take that is lightning. These are all coming next summer,
1:25:59
by the way, coming next summer. Swap your nitrous for plutonium and travels.
1:26:05
Yeah, it's that's gonna be Ei, the these nuts, oh,
1:26:10
the Delirian, Yes, yes, the Dorian and I just about how the
1:26:14
beebeep there, I'll take it. You know, a prius is silent under
1:26:17
five miles an hour. Tesla's are also very quiet. Okay, okay,
1:26:25
okay, Coming next summer, love is in the air. The family will
1:26:30
be skin yes, Dane, Herbie and from Room Yes, Herbie from Herbie
1:26:38
was gonna be upsid. Hey, I haven't even done one, so you're
1:26:43
good. You hit the nasto early. Coming next summer, family means brothers
1:26:50
and brothers. It's baby the Apollo supernatural beebeep. Yes of me, I
1:27:00
thought it was gonna be another one. What did you think? Oh?
1:27:02
Wait, I just might don't get coward Dane tell us Coming next summer,
1:27:12
the family faces their biggest test car or robots. Yells, I think I
1:27:18
think it's just gonna be D's nuts if you fuck me on this match?
1:27:23
Yes is it? Oh? Is it bumblebee? Room for room? It
1:27:27
is Bumblebee? Yes, the more bumblebee clues upcoming and you I think I
1:27:30
said yellow just in times. Okay, I was also gone, you best
1:27:35
at Coming next summer, the family must defeat a horribly racist car like He's
1:27:44
okay, yes, Dane, General Lee it is Jeff is a car racist?
1:27:53
But yes, that was the leader of the Confederacy. Oh. Also,
1:28:00
I'm pretty sure has a Confederate flag on it, right, Yeah,
1:28:01
yeah, oh definitely. Oh wow, Caming next summer, Next summer,
1:28:06
It's coming to you. This car flies and Dicky Dicky Van Dyke sing some
1:28:11
songs. Yeah, yeah, you got it. Yes, yes, Chitty
1:28:15
chitty bang bang um room. I was gonna come up with something clever.
1:28:19
I was gonna say something clever. I don't know you got it though,
1:28:24
that's definitely the point. Coming next summer, Go Go Family Race Car.
1:28:29
It's time to Kitty's nuts. Yes, Jason, oh um, it's speed
1:28:34
racer. But I think the car is called the mock five beet beep.
1:28:38
That's not right. I'm gonna throw it over. I'm gonna read the rest
1:28:42
of the clue and throw it over. Go Go Family Race Car. It's
1:28:45
time to kit out the charger with tech and useless things like a cheese grat
1:28:48
and a rake what oh, I know, I know the media property,
1:28:55
but yeah I don't. Is it? Yeah car? It seem it's not
1:29:03
mobile gamobile. Yeah, I'm sorry, Coming next summer. Who are you
1:29:12
gonna call the family? Yep, that's right, yep, Dame, thank
1:29:17
you. Acto one skirt, Yeah, lovely skirt skirt that it's a modern
1:29:25
rapper. Are you driving Little Yadi? Coming next summer, it's the return
1:29:34
of the Road Warriors, as the family must race across the Fury Road and
1:29:41
beyond Thunderdome. I don't know. I don't remember what the car's name is.
1:29:45
I don't know if the car I didn't know the car had a name,
1:29:47
sameone, want to take a swing? I don't know there's a specific
1:29:50
car. What Quarterdyal? Yes, Nile, the mad Maxmobile gues it's not
1:30:00
it's not that these nuts. Oh it's okay, I don't remember it either.
1:30:05
Definitely the right property though for Shaw. Yeah, I don't know.
1:30:09
Is it like the Fury Roadster? It's a good another good name. It's
1:30:14
called the Pursuit Special or last of the V eight Interceptors. It's got two
1:30:17
names. What yep? That's it's a tricky one. Quick before the Buzzer
1:30:24
coming next summer. We don't name our cars because we're a grounded and realistic
1:30:29
film series. But I'm driven by Yes, need speed. It's not need
1:30:32
for speed, that speed. I'll finished answer and throw it over. But
1:30:36
I'm driven by deckerd Shaw in Furious seven, and I'm named after one of
1:30:41
the most successful animation studios in the world. Okay, so these nuts it's
1:30:50
I know it's the Mini Cooper from Italian Job, Like, that's gotta be
1:30:56
it. But it's named after one of the most successful animation studios in the
1:31:00
world. Now well, now I know, Oh you know it? Now
1:31:04
I do. Yeah, it's it's the final one. So even though the
1:31:08
buzzer is imminent, as soon as I say it is, I'll keep throwing
1:31:12
it back and forth until the correct answer. So, Jason, do you
1:31:14
want to throw out an answer real quick? Illumination? It's not illumination.
1:31:16
I'll throw it back over Ghibli. Yeah, it's gonna be it. Maserati
1:31:21
Ghibli Yeah, oh Maserati Ghipli. Oh what and that's the buzzer? Was
1:31:27
it not the Mini Cooper from from Italian Job? Can we just talk about
1:31:31
how that implies that these universes are connected because she has a Mini Cooper in
1:31:36
his garage and he says it's from a previous job that he did in Italy.
1:31:43
I should have should have included those films in this as well. That
1:31:46
we have been here all day, Yeah, okay, before we get to
1:31:49
the final scores, I'd like to thank our players. You've all been fast,
1:31:54
furious, and I can't wait to learn your fates. Tokyo Drift,
1:32:00
Oh Dane. You are the hosts of the dating and sex advice podcast Fuck
1:32:03
Buddies, as well as being one half of the story driven actual play stay
1:32:08
find a podcast No Quest for the Wicket. You're both incredibly talented and hilarious.
1:32:13
I think our listeners have very much heard that over the course of the
1:32:15
last ninety minutes. So tell our listeners what you've got going on and where
1:32:19
we can find you. I'll take no Quest. I feel like, well,
1:32:23
we'll split it up no Quest. You can find us on any of
1:32:26
your podcasting your favorite podcasting apps. No questcast dot com is our website,
1:32:31
a bunch of links there to all the stuff that we do. You can
1:32:35
also find us on all of our socials. Is also no Questcast. We
1:32:41
release every other Wednesday. We are, as you mentioned, a narrative focused,
1:32:45
character driven actual play podcast that focuses very heavily on telling us story and
1:32:51
really like digging our heels into the characters. So if you're not super into
1:32:57
rules heavy stuff, I think you might really enjoy us and want to check
1:33:00
us out. Yeah, yeah, it's it's fantastic, so well produced,
1:33:04
so well made, so engaging, and it's really it really is one of
1:33:08
those the ones. I know you set your feed out like this, but
1:33:11
like start from the beginning. It it grips you from the very start.
1:33:14
It's it's great stuff, such good podcasting. Thank you much and thank you.
1:33:18
And I've really am a personal believer that the rules are there to facilitate
1:33:23
the narrative, not the other way around. So hell yeah, yeah for
1:33:28
sure. Um yeah, and Dane does an incredible job with all the editing,
1:33:31
and he's our GM and he's amazing, so credit words to uh And
1:33:35
we also have fun Buy These, which is a Canadian podcast award winning sex
1:33:40
and dating advice show that is very sex positive, very inclusive, uh funny.
1:33:45
We have a live show on four twenty. If you guys can make
1:33:46
it, we'll try. Yeah. So you can find us on fck Buddies
1:33:56
podcast on Instagram or uhc K Underscore Buddies on Twitter or fbuddies podcast dot com.
1:34:03
We release every Monday. We answer every audience question that comes our way
1:34:09
and we've had the blast doing it. Yeah. All the links mentioned there
1:34:13
will be in the show notes for this episode. I know we have fans
1:34:16
of actual play podcasts listening to this, so you you absolutely must check out
1:34:20
No Quest. And I just listened to Fuck Buddies for the first time today
1:34:25
and it won't be the last time because it's so good. These guys know
1:34:29
that's stuff. It really is, like you said, sex positive, it's
1:34:30
very inclusive. It's yeah, it's it's such a good podcast. Thank you.
1:34:34
I appreciate it. Thanks so much. And we have an upcoming No
1:34:38
Quest one, shall we you guys, which will be very exciting, which
1:34:41
we need to get more details on, but we will. Yeah, yeah,
1:34:43
we'll we'll talk. We'll talk. We'll talk to many things in the
1:34:45
future. So excited for that. That's going to be a blast. Jason,
1:34:49
you are uploading clips of our shows to Instagram. Where can we find
1:34:54
those? Yes, you can look at those clips at gate Leaper's pod.
1:34:57
Pretty easy stuff, pretty easy stuff on Instagram and Auldro you're on Tumbler now,
1:35:01
Yes, gate Leapers on Tumbler. Lovely stuff. The Homer fandoms Yes,
1:35:06
is this twenty twelve? It may be all right? Good stuff.
1:35:11
All those links again in the description and a huge thank you to Ash and
1:35:15
Adam Wood for their continued support at the highest tier over at Patreon dot com.
1:35:18
Forward slash Gateleapers, you are our executive producers, so thank you for
1:35:24
continuing to recommission this franchise infinitely. Okay, shall we get to the final
1:35:30
scores? It? Yes, I mean it was so close it couldn't be
1:35:34
closer. Yeah, the final scores are quarter nial ultra time finish on nineteen
1:35:43
points. Whoa, and it was very very close. But Vindi's nuts win
1:35:48
with we did hit the nast and then there's a pull ahead. There was
1:35:59
a moment where you guys were just answering questions and I am nervous. I
1:36:01
really did They did pull aheads and then yeah, you took it there.
1:36:05
This is great because I have like eight cases of the Spider Man game that
1:36:10
are just empty. Those bad boys in there. That's a great left to
1:36:16
end all time. It's going to closing company. We have been gay Leapers,
1:36:19
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1:36:49
Hahn. Life is simple. You make choices and you don't look back,
1:36:55
but you know while you're there, living in the moment, please do check
1:36:58
the mirrors and drive safe. Yeah, good bye. Oh my goodness,
1:37:09
guys, what are recording? Yeah? That was so much fun. This
1:37:13
is I think we talked about it on another I don't know what we talked
1:37:15
Maybe it was one of the phantom flashbacks or stat leapersusor something like that,
1:37:19
but we talk about how when we bring people onto the show, for the
1:37:25
most part, we're meeting them for the first fucking time. Yea, which
1:37:28
is insane. That one they're willing to do that to play a wacky goofy
1:37:32
game with us, absolutely asinine. But then three like and this proves it,
1:37:36
just like instant chemistry would hang out with these guys just like grab a
1:37:41
beer, hang out with them in public and stuff like that. You know,
1:37:44
yeah, exactly, I don't say that, and I'm gonna be honest
1:37:46
with you. I don't say that often. I have co workers in real
1:37:49
life. Yeah, I enjoy Yeah, and it takes a lot out of
1:37:51
me to hang out with them in public, like on a public art.
1:37:56
I would totally hang out with Nile and Dane in public. Definitely death Hell,
1:38:00
yeah. I have seen none of the Fast films, and I would
1:38:02
go see Fast X with yeah. Like if they're they're just like, hey,
1:38:05
we're gonna go see Fast. You guys want to come, I'd be
1:38:08
like, yeah, probably, yeah, definitely. No. That that massively
1:38:12
exceeded my expectations. Should we talk about how charming they both was? Very
1:38:15
charming? A couple of charming, gentle charming guy what buddies with each other?
1:38:23
With us? No, I really liked part of this episode was the
1:38:29
other part of Gateleabris that I really enjoy is that Nile really just grabbed onto
1:38:32
with our like little hypothetical questions. Fast is fucking ridiculous. It's just up
1:38:38
that level to twelve. Yes, And I grabbed onto that energy too.
1:38:42
I was like, Yeah, let's fucking the fast sequel is going to be
1:38:45
something where it's going to be like a Space nineteen sixties opera situation, you
1:38:48
know. And I grabbed onto the energy and yeah, just so is affable
1:38:53
a term that you've used. Yeah, definitely very affable, very affable people.
1:38:57
Yeah, I mean the pitch that got me was definitely the the going
1:39:01
way back in time and making it that was so good. Yeah, that
1:39:06
broke me. One of the best pitches we've had. Yeah, Dane so
1:39:13
fast with the quick fire, just leading me to victory there. Uh and
1:39:17
like we won, I'll say that at the same time gratulation it was.
1:39:23
It was like Dane was an expert, like a hardcore Like we've had a
1:39:27
couple of Gatelyapers experts. Sure, um, and he wasn't necessary to that,
1:39:31
but bringing the knowledge, you know, bringing the knowledge, bringing the
1:39:34
confidence. Definitely top tier in far as far as like gatelea pers thing of
1:39:41
the mid range level of knowledge. Yes, is the best. Yeah,
1:39:46
best sweet, that's classic gately Beers. That's why we say passing knowledge.
1:39:50
That's why we believe in the idea of a monoculture, that it's just all
1:39:55
the shared cultural properties that we all get to play silly games. Yeah,
1:39:58
and enjoy both of them just seems so kind or at the bat and just
1:40:00
like I don't know what it was, but it was very cool to record
1:40:03
of them and in a franchise and that we both never took too seriously.
1:40:09
Yeah, and it's just very fun at the same time, like they obviously
1:40:11
have a slight passion for it. Yeah. Yeah, if you want to
1:40:15
call it that, yeah, I would. I don't know if I'll have
1:40:17
left it in the edit towards the end. We'll find out, but I'll
1:40:20
mention it now for those of you who are listening all the way through to
1:40:23
the end, thank you so much. Thank you. We've got an upcoming
1:40:27
collaboration, yes with Dane specifically, but with the whole no Quest franchise,
1:40:34
yes, where they will be doing a star Finder. Dane will be GMing
1:40:38
a star Finder one shot yeah, for the three of us and Drew Drew
1:40:44
the carrying way with introduced like them to us. Absolutely, Yeah, make
1:40:49
the introduction. Yeah, maybe in two parties. Yeah, And I mean
1:40:54
it just makes sense because these guys are so cool. He's so cool.
1:40:58
So shout out to Drew there and shout out to this one shot coming up.
1:41:00
I'm very interested by this because I don't know what the fuck Starfinder is.
1:41:04
Yeah, we have some pretty good experienced and experience we yet but yeah,
1:41:09
yeah, well if we get to do the sci fi, I mean,
1:41:11
I feel like you've wanted to play some sci fi. Yeah, yeah,
1:41:15
we kind of did that with a little bit of like so, I
1:41:16
don't know, we did a Star Wars one shot in our personal lives,
1:41:18
we did yeah, yeah, yeah, And this is a new system for
1:41:24
us, So I'm excited by that. But I'm more interested by the idea
1:41:29
of your right collaboring with Dane as a GM here very good things from him
1:41:32
as a GM, and then Drew, who we love so much on this
1:41:35
show, to play a game with all these guys, fucking match made in
1:41:40
Heaven. Yeah. Yeah. The fact that we just get to do that,
1:41:43
and I think with our track record as well, hopefully this episode is
1:41:46
like proven to that it'll be very entertaining. We all know what the fuck
1:41:50
to do, yes, um, and hopefully it'll be very entertaining to listen
1:41:54
to as much as it is to play. Yeah, I don't know what
1:41:56
I'm doing, and honestly, I just hope it's entertaining for somebody out there.
1:42:00
Yeah, I'm sure it definitely will be. I'm ultra. You're a
1:42:03
fan of Actual Play podcast, so will you be checking out no Quest?
1:42:08
Yes, we did have a five minute break between when we finished recording the
1:42:11
episode and when we were recording this. Yes, I did. I que
1:42:16
my next day of podcasts the evening before. They're in the queue for tomorrow.
1:42:23
So I'm gonna be leaning on you for technical expertise. Is what's going
1:42:26
to happen now? You'll be a stop Finder expert within a week. Yeah.
1:42:30
I've already looked into Pathfinder because that's something like other t TRPGA like rule
1:42:39
sets are kind of interesting to me. I haven't really played anything, but
1:42:42
I have done a bit of research on Pathfinder variant star Finder, so I'm
1:42:48
hoping, fingers crossed some of those things are transferable. Yeah. Yeah,
1:42:54
I'll be an asset to our party. Absolutely. Well. Um, there's
1:42:59
just so much to look forward to and to be excited about, which is
1:43:01
fantastic. Yeah. And honestly, if you're still listening to this part of
1:43:04
the episode, yeah, you're like, Okay, when is this coming?
1:43:08
You guys are talking about etcetera, etcetera. Honestly, keep with us on
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socials well obviously glab and link and all that other stuff. Keep that in
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the loop. But also on top of that, Matt, Yes, where
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else can they find this type of information kind of peak behind the screens more
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stuff like this, small stuff like this. You can head on over to
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patreon dot com, Forward slash Gate Leapers. Yeah, if you want to
1:43:30
support us, Look, if you're listening this far, if you're this far
1:43:32
into the podcast, you must have enjoyed our fast and Furious episode. And
1:43:35
if you've been enjoying us for a while, why not consider it dropping us
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three fifty a month? What's that tree Fitty, I didn't do it.
1:43:45
I think the I think you're absolutely understanding American culture man, Okay, yeah,
1:43:48
I think I think you're assimilating. Yes, yeah, yeah, And
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like, just all you have to do is consider it. If you're one
1:43:54
of those people who's, like I like supporting Yeah, the creative work that
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I consume on a regular basis, then three fifty a month, and you're
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1:44:04
And if you if you don't want to or anything like that, then please
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1:44:18
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1:44:21
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You also get the video version of this so you can see reactions. Yes,
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1:44:36
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1:44:43
just behind a paywall. We talk about the month's highlights and what's going on
1:44:46
and all that. Don't worry, we keep it classic gately because it's still
1:44:49
all Dr versus Jason. I've got to exactly right. And then for fans
1:44:55
of stat leapers, we leave the link there so you can kind of see
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like a live feed of what the stats are going on. Yes, absolutely
1:45:00
to see the overall seasons goals how how everyone fed in season one and season
1:45:06
two, the points going a forward? Yeah, who is the overall winner
1:45:10
between Audra and Jason, because that's ultimately what this podcast is about, right,
1:45:13
guys, who's the best numeracle data? I would like a data analysis.
1:45:19
Who is superior in the room. That's what I want. Absolutely nonsense
1:45:25
based on based on YouTube comments. Yeah, it's a fun part of this.
1:45:29
Yes, the banter, all that other stuff. I really don't like
1:45:32
Audra in real life. Yeah, that's where stat leapers really brings us out.
1:45:35
It's on a nemesis. Yeah, yeahs not there yet, Okay,
1:45:43
okay, well stick with us. Leap frogs. I know that's the catchy.
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We're gonna I know, I'm gonna get a tattooed one day. Yeah,
1:45:55
cartoon frogs are really fucking cute, and so I'm down for it.
1:45:58
Yeah. True, it's true. It's a shame about the far right association
1:46:01
sometimes. Oh no, no, we'll reclaim it. We'll reclaim frogs.
1:46:05
Right, that's the plane over that. But let's not talk about them.
1:46:12
Patreon dot com, Vard slash Gate, leap as if you want support.
1:46:15
If not, we will see you next time. We've got about three or
1:46:18
four episodes cooking over the next couple of months. Plenty of exciting fandom.
1:46:23
So stick around. We're browning the garlic in the pot of the next episodes.
1:46:29
They're cooking upright up good. We're just gonna end it on that line.
1:46:32
I think that's a good line. Do you brown garlic or do you
1:46:36
just you like? Oh no, you like brown butter. That brown butter.
1:46:45
You sweat onions? You sweat onions. What do you do to garlic?
1:46:47
Don't let it burn? Do you like smack them in the back of
1:46:50
the head. Look, when we do the Iron Chef fandom, I know
1:46:54
who's gonna win. Okay,