Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #627 George Perez and Scumbags
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- 2:20Speaker 1: for a fucking trollo. I never know any other troll
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- 2:30Speaker 1: we got hopefully this year we're gonna get the special
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- 2:36Speaker 1: and only George Perez in the house man, So boy,
- 2:40Speaker 1: the heart that camera, Yeah that's it. Oh yo, what's up? Dog?
- 2:44Speaker 2: It's the thes Smasher, the Primum Passer, the Planned Parenthood Prince,
- 2:49Speaker 2: the Pendleton King, the Plan for the O.
- 2:56Speaker 1: The Dollar Tree model. Yeah yeah, the holl Of Tree model. Yeah.
- 3:02Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you about that because we there's truth
- 3:04Speaker 1: to that. Yeah, don't think you know. I don't think
- 3:05Speaker 1: you know about this, but because it tripped me out. Also,
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- 3:13Speaker 1: Appreciate your dogs up, y'all? What's up y'all? Man? This
- 3:15Speaker 1: would be a good one. I think everyone's excited for
- 3:18Speaker 1: this one. Yep. And thank you so much for ray
- 3:20Speaker 1: for Ready to Boards, Bardy Shot Fields, Wardy Real Podcast.
- 3:23Speaker 1: Appreciate your dog always holding it down. I'm like, Tommy,
- 3:28Speaker 1: what is it? And what is it back? What is it?
- 3:31Speaker 1: From being a scum and kicking it and being a
- 3:34Speaker 1: straight scumback? Sometimes always asking where the hoes at? But
- 3:39Speaker 1: but yeah, I know? But but over here pulling up solo,
- 3:42Speaker 1: what's going on? The one and only comeback? There's no
- 3:46Speaker 1: chicks in here, no bitch in here? I know. Yeah,
- 3:49Speaker 1: the line's don right here. I might be tooken my
- 3:53Speaker 1: thought apparently gonna get tooken into good. I don't know,
- 4:00Speaker 1: clear bad food. Don't don't take around too long. He's that.
- 4:03Speaker 1: Don't treat your good because she's gonna know how bad
- 4:05Speaker 1: I really am. I can tell your the I cooked
- 4:08Speaker 1: good because you look like.
- 4:09Speaker 2: A scandless fool, and you're like, I'm not bringing that.
- 4:12Speaker 1: I know, the trouble with glass like math, no like
- 4:15Speaker 1: glass like real class, like real glass. He's like, all
- 4:23Speaker 1: we need is a real glass to smoke it up with,
- 4:27Speaker 1: no math. Hey man, it's good to have both of
- 4:31Speaker 1: you guys in here, because Man here has definitely been here.
- 4:33Speaker 1: He's no stranger. I mean, it's a special occasion when
- 4:36Speaker 1: we get you up in here, Georgia, because you're a
- 4:38Speaker 1: busy man. Bro, you're a busy com mcdog out there,
- 4:40Speaker 1: rapid dog. Honestly, I don't think there's anybody else that
- 4:44Speaker 1: has gotten so far in the in the comedy space
- 4:48Speaker 1: as well, because you're in your own lane. I don't
- 4:49Speaker 1: see too many trollos. They usually die before they try
- 4:52Speaker 1: to change their life around. You know, it's not a costume.
- 4:54Speaker 1: It's not an outfit, That's what I'm saying. Like you're
- 4:56Speaker 1: you're you're like you're like you're a You're like you're
- 5:00Speaker 1: dime a dozen. Bro. Yeah, Bro, you like you like
- 5:03Speaker 1: you're like officially from that era, lived in, survived it
- 5:06Speaker 1: and it's different. Bro. Like you said, it's not a costume,
- 5:08Speaker 1: So like you're one of those fools. Where you're like, hey, bro, like,
- 5:13Speaker 1: I mean kudos to you though, because everything that you've
- 5:15Speaker 1: accomplished dog for a Latino and you know, especially like
- 5:18Speaker 1: a trollo who's actually been in the streets and and
- 5:21Speaker 1: doing all that and for yo mama and going to jail,
- 5:24Speaker 1: I mean prison, not jail, I'm sorry, prison like real
- 5:26Speaker 1: shit fucking going out there and coming back and not
- 5:29Speaker 1: hating the world. You know, maybe you didn't, you know,
- 5:32Speaker 1: I got locked up once at a Dodger game. I
- 5:36Speaker 1: did two innings, made it to two innings. Yeah, the
- 5:40Speaker 1: seventh one was a stretch. They really got Dodger jail. Yeah, dude,
- 5:44Speaker 1: they got dog. I went under one stop, but I
- 5:46Speaker 1: got out. But but like what for being this? For
- 5:48Speaker 1: like being aggressive?
- 5:49Speaker 2: Dog like I had to these fools were gonna jump
- 5:52Speaker 2: and if I didn't have cloud know one what is
- 5:53Speaker 2: sallid and stopped it?
- 5:55Speaker 1: You know, who's like you and the nineties dog like
- 5:59Speaker 1: may like game for this is like eight years ago?
- 6:04Speaker 1: It was active. I'm active player a convalescent homes Like,
- 6:12Speaker 1: what's up on me? Not going ahead on my You
- 6:16Speaker 1: know what I'm saying? Like, who's like you from that era?
- 6:19Speaker 1: Dog Like? I want to say they left then imprint
- 6:24Speaker 1: for like the parents and all this stuff. You you like,
- 6:27Speaker 1: foods from your era definitely set the tone Dog that
- 6:30Speaker 1: it took a long time for foods to be like
- 6:33Speaker 1: you sure they're not gonna act up, you know what
- 6:35Speaker 1: I mean, Like it's it's I want to say, it's
- 6:37Speaker 1: something to it now where it's like there's not that
- 6:39Speaker 1: many like there is, but it's just we're dying now.
- 6:42Speaker 2: Like you said, you know, it's a When I was
- 6:44Speaker 2: a senior in high school, dog that's when the Internet
- 6:46Speaker 2: came out.
- 6:48Speaker 1: So I'm kind of blessed.
- 6:49Speaker 2: I was eighteen years old without the Internet and then
- 6:52Speaker 2: the Internet comes out. I'm like, I can learn this
- 6:54Speaker 2: and I did, you know. So it's like I'm in
- 6:57Speaker 2: both worlds, Doggs.
- 6:59Speaker 1: I think with the and the people, because well I'm
- 7:01Speaker 1: thirty six, so I think everybody about in their forties.
- 7:04Speaker 1: That's where the line is, either they know how to
- 7:06Speaker 1: use the Internet and there's still relevant or they didn't.
- 7:09Speaker 1: Are they're saying like, oh I fuck the Internet and
- 7:10Speaker 1: they lived in the past, right Like either you got
- 7:13Speaker 1: with the Indio Indian pulls. I mean, it's like it's
- 7:17Speaker 1: like people still on MySpace right, like why I started
- 7:20Speaker 1: on MySpace? My Space Facebook like Facebook, there's still a
- 7:23Speaker 1: lot of people my Space came first, though I know
- 7:26Speaker 1: nowadays like this, don you know that's how my brother
- 7:30Speaker 1: got laid for the first time? Chat a messenger? Yeah, okay,
- 7:35Speaker 1: I was gonna say before that. You know what's crazy.
- 7:38Speaker 1: I used to be on the party line. I used
- 7:40Speaker 1: to be on this one called the Loop. Yeah, the Loop?
- 7:43Speaker 1: Anybody be the Loop? Dog chat room? Were you in?
- 7:47Speaker 1: It was like the third one for the Black Pools,
- 7:48Speaker 1: the Latino Rocker like in six I probably wasn't the
- 7:51Speaker 1: Latino Rockers one, but I remember that. It used to
- 7:53Speaker 1: be like, thank you for calling the Loop, please enter
- 7:56Speaker 1: your your your mailbox peep and then be like would
- 7:59Speaker 1: you like to go into a random chat room? And
- 8:02Speaker 1: then they'll be like say hello, and then they'll be
- 8:04Speaker 1: like fools to be like, hey, where the fuck you
- 8:06Speaker 1: form home meeting. I'll be like, I'm just trying to
- 8:08Speaker 1: make friends, dog, like what the fun? Like why are
- 8:10Speaker 1: you banging on me? Doug? But there was active ass
- 8:13Speaker 1: fools at the Loop. No, it was the Mama Loads. Yeah,
- 8:17Speaker 1: I met him to the Loop. You met on the
- 8:19Speaker 1: party party that party line was for gigs, you go
- 8:24Speaker 1: to gigs the Rockers, like, we're gonna go to the
- 8:27Speaker 1: gig tonight South Central. Let's go. And then just that
- 8:28Speaker 1: thing was that sure contact that really happened. I met
- 8:39Speaker 1: him a party line like you really were, like, go
- 8:41Speaker 1: to the gig for tonight South Central. I see you there.
- 8:43Speaker 1: We'll go with five bucks, getting my three buck gigs.
- 8:46Speaker 1: I always wonder how fools always found out about those gigs?
- 8:48Speaker 1: Did you, like, did you ever? Did? Well? I know
- 8:52Speaker 1: I was in the wrong chat put me with the
- 8:54Speaker 1: ald Ones and you're gonna member ho me.
- 8:56Speaker 2: I was gang banging back then, so I wasn't going
- 8:58Speaker 2: to a party that I didn't know.
- 9:00Speaker 1: You're on the Mama Loge. Welcome to the Mama lodespressident.
- 9:03Speaker 1: Remember that was I was fucking I was going to
- 9:06Speaker 1: the mall.
- 9:06Speaker 2: I'm an old school I used to walk the mall
- 9:09Speaker 2: with fresh Jordan's white T shirt dog with my beeper
- 9:12Speaker 2: chain hanging out.
- 9:14Speaker 1: It doesn't doesn't make does it make you sad? Now
- 9:17Speaker 1: that that one infamous mall and the OC is like
- 9:20Speaker 1: closed down and they bombed it, Like I still do.
- 9:23Speaker 1: I go to that target just to let you know,
- 9:25Speaker 1: I go to that target after I hit the Golden
- 9:27Speaker 1: West Swami so like to me, like the fact that
- 9:29Speaker 1: the mall is dead, but that's the only thing that's
- 9:31Speaker 1: active in the mall, the target, and then what I
- 9:34Speaker 1: saw the new story recently. They're like, hey, bro, fools
- 9:36Speaker 1: got in there and fuck it. It's like the buildings
- 9:40Speaker 1: right here, like the win at Hawthorne, like I'm talking
- 9:42Speaker 1: about they fucked it up. Bro, Like that's good because
- 9:46Speaker 1: they save money on construction.
- 9:48Speaker 2: Dog Park, the Westminster Mall, Landskate Park, the Landscape Park.
- 9:53Speaker 1: They closed it down to because some kid died right there.
- 9:55Speaker 1: They went across the street from the college, the one
- 9:57Speaker 1: in the orange at the block dog right block, some
- 10:00Speaker 1: kid died. Oh ship really did a half pipe and
- 10:03Speaker 1: went into a half coffin. What a trip? When was
- 10:08Speaker 1: this this long ago? It's about a year or two
- 10:10Speaker 1: years ago. Recent. I used to live across the street
- 10:13Speaker 1: from that ship. I used to go skate. I hated
- 10:14Speaker 1: that have to be like twenty helmet closer to the
- 10:19Speaker 1: mic bad twenty bucks and the helmet like, no, I'm
- 10:22Speaker 1: not a helmet. I guess I should have. Now I
- 10:25Speaker 1: kinda done so well. I'm like for a fall from
- 10:28Speaker 1: like that kind of skating probably will fuck you up
- 10:30Speaker 1: way more than you just jumping off a curve. Yeah,
- 10:33Speaker 1: because the skate because yeah, because if you're vert skating, bro,
- 10:37Speaker 1: then that's when that's what you're a million dollar baby,
- 10:39Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like yeah, bro, like remember that,
- 10:40Speaker 1: Like I was saying that movie like way up, so
- 10:43Speaker 1: mad though that movie got me mad. It's funny. I
- 10:45Speaker 1: just caught it. Like, bro, that shit got me so
- 10:50Speaker 1: mad when I saw that movie because this bitch was
- 10:52Speaker 1: a tough ast bitch. I wouldn't fight this bitch, dog,
- 10:55Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like like this bitch was tough,
- 10:57Speaker 1: that bitch and for her to get fucked killed by
- 11:00Speaker 1: a fucking stool because they're naked, hit it dog. Come
- 11:04Speaker 1: on that shit maybe Matt, but that she also taught me.
- 11:06Speaker 1: I was like, hey, but that could happen to anybody
- 11:08Speaker 1: skateboardings on the rock.
- 11:11Speaker 2: No, I guess some girl hit her after the bell hunt.
- 11:14Speaker 1: She hit her. She hit her when the referee wasn't lucky,
- 11:17Speaker 1: and then she got knocked out. But the stool was
- 11:19Speaker 1: on the side. What nationality was she? Like? Irish? No,
- 11:24Speaker 1: the girl that hit her, she was Latina. She was
- 11:26Speaker 1: like Puerto Rican for sure. Yeah, that's a Puerto Rican move.
- 11:30Speaker 1: Just hitting you when the bell rings, that's a Puerto
- 11:34Speaker 1: Rican move. Yeah, Bro, remember all them like Puerto Rican
- 11:36Speaker 1: and Dominican boxers when they wanted to fight take the
- 11:39Speaker 1: la Oya's title. Nobody wanted to take the Loyos title.
- 11:42Speaker 1: The dark skinned ass food Dog, Yeah, three doves, fucking
- 11:46Speaker 1: the food. Smoked a cigarette coming back. He wore my merge.
- 11:52Speaker 1: I know how they got. He got arrested after that thing,
- 11:54Speaker 1: but he wore it. That was my favorite boxer. He
- 11:58Speaker 1: was Dog. He talks to everybody, Bro the food like
- 12:01Speaker 1: smoking cigarettes, win smoking, like bro smoking you know who.
- 12:04Speaker 1: I used to laugh at that fool butter bean butter beans.
- 12:06Speaker 1: That fool used to be stopped on toes. Bro that
- 12:09Speaker 1: the laft that because that would give you the one
- 12:10Speaker 1: too and hit the toe. You're like, oh what the unexpected?
- 12:18Speaker 1: Yeah the boxer. You ever had one of those Georgians? Yeah,
- 12:20Speaker 1: Dog heard every every fool shot that didn't had that
- 12:27Speaker 1: ship all the foods at the soccer team when their
- 12:30Speaker 1: parents would have to buy them a smaller size. They
- 12:32Speaker 1: had handles. Dog. You know, I'm the youngest of fifteen dogs,
- 12:36Speaker 1: fifteen fifteen brothers and sisters for this long, but I
- 12:39Speaker 1: didn't know the total count.
- 12:40Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad was married five times, but like I'm
- 12:44Speaker 2: five times. Yeah, but like me and my brothers are
- 12:46Speaker 2: the only ones he cared about, so he raised us.
- 12:48Speaker 1: He stayed with us only two out of fifteen. Yeah,
- 12:53Speaker 1: that's like when my when my half brother comes over,
- 12:57Speaker 1: I'm like a four.
- 12:58Speaker 2: You want to see what a uniform? And dad picked
- 13:00Speaker 2: looks like like, look he usould take me to practice.
- 13:05Speaker 2: I just fucking it.
- 13:08Speaker 1: That's that at the fifteen, no youngest, so I had
- 13:14Speaker 1: to I was hand me down, champion dog. So what's
- 13:16Speaker 1: the oldest seventy I don't even know.
- 13:21Speaker 2: I think seventy three because my dad just turned ninety
- 13:24Speaker 2: one on Saturday.
- 13:26Speaker 1: That's still round nine passed away. So all right, peaked
- 13:30Speaker 1: to my pomps for Perez. Yeah that straight player, pimp dog.
- 13:34Speaker 1: If my marriage is better on.
- 13:36Speaker 2: Yeah, no dog And he was a coyote too, dog
- 13:40Speaker 2: word because he used to use all his kids birth
- 13:42Speaker 2: certificates and that's how he crossed the cross ship.
- 13:45Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, have fifteen kids for fifteen fools at
- 13:49Speaker 1: a time for crust. Yeah, he did for sure, he
- 13:53Speaker 1: would have been ninety one, ninety one, and and I
- 13:58Speaker 1: know they well, I don't think I've ever met any
- 14:00Speaker 1: of yours. I think maybe I met one of your siblings.
- 14:02Speaker 1: Maybe I think maybe one of those times. But I'm
- 14:05Speaker 1: just saying. I was like, like the way you speak
- 14:07Speaker 1: of your dad, you kind of feel like there is
- 14:10Speaker 1: some truth to what you say. You're like, yeah, I
- 14:11Speaker 1: feel like, yeah, you're like he only raised us because
- 14:13Speaker 1: he cared about us. Because I don't think your brothers
- 14:16Speaker 1: talked the way about your dad the way you do.
- 14:18Speaker 1: It's because he even raised those fools.
- 14:20Speaker 2: Like I was an accident, so my mom got her
- 14:23Speaker 2: tubes tied, and then I'm.
- 14:24Speaker 1: Four years All my brothers are, you're apart. Boom boom,
- 14:27Speaker 1: boom boom.
- 14:28Speaker 2: Five of them are, You're apart, And then I'm born
- 14:30Speaker 2: four years later because I was that nuhsing, I'm gonna
- 14:34Speaker 2: be somebody dog.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Made it through everything. Nobody else in your family ever
- 14:41Speaker 1: tried to chase a dream like you, no what the.
- 14:44Speaker 2: They're into other stuff, like what they want to do,
- 14:47Speaker 2: you know what I mean. They're successful and they're in
- 14:49Speaker 2: their jobs.
- 14:50Speaker 1: They're like regular people, not like regular people. But I'm saying, like,
- 14:53Speaker 1: you know, like they went through the system.
- 14:55Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, they're like, we're not going to go to Hollywood, Dude,
- 14:57Speaker 2: I got to go to work.
- 14:58Speaker 1: Brother, where did you grow up? I grew up in
- 15:00Speaker 1: the o C. I grew up an Orange. I wasn't
- 15:02Speaker 1: over in the ninety It was a lot of troubles
- 15:04Speaker 1: like here now yeah orange and still the nineties. No, yeah, yeah,
- 15:09Speaker 1: I will say, And I grew up on the all
- 15:10Speaker 1: my babies moms are from something, so like how many
- 15:13Speaker 1: you're reckless? Then? Yeah, but I got a plant parenthood
- 15:16Speaker 1: letterman's jacket. What they give you putting the boys?
- 15:24Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like they give you a patch every time
- 15:26Speaker 2: you pay child support.
- 15:27Speaker 1: Imagine this was not I was like how many? He said,
- 15:29Speaker 1: how many baby obs? He's like fifteen. I had to
- 15:31Speaker 1: catch up, Yeah that jacket.
- 15:34Speaker 2: Like the thing about my dad is, uh, he was
- 15:39Speaker 2: older when I was like tanner eleven.
- 15:41Speaker 1: So he retired from work.
- 15:43Speaker 2: So like now he got because he had one job
- 15:45Speaker 2: for child support and one job for us.
- 15:48Speaker 1: What would work too and then be a coyote dog?
- 15:51Speaker 1: Was spending money?
- 15:52Speaker 2: Oh hey, we were. We were bawling home one year.
- 15:54Speaker 2: We're like we went from a ghetto ass green truck
- 15:58Speaker 2: so balling out the astro van like no, like like
- 16:02Speaker 2: I think he finally like broke through like shaved it
- 16:04Speaker 2: almost like folks, you know how pisols are. My dad
- 16:06Speaker 2: was like a chicon on like no way, like we're
- 16:09Speaker 2: gonna say you spoke English, Yeah, English and Spanish. He
- 16:13Speaker 2: was the only person in his family to have that
- 16:15Speaker 2: was born in America.
- 16:17Speaker 1: And that that early in the years to know two languages.
- 16:21Speaker 1: To come on, you're yeah, yeah, yeah that like to
- 16:25Speaker 1: be like you remember before when we were in school.
- 16:27Speaker 1: Bro Like at least like when we were kids, like
- 16:29Speaker 1: if you were born in eighty nine or ninety, like,
- 16:31Speaker 1: they'll tell you that, like you should learn to be
- 16:33Speaker 1: bilingual because it'll help you out. And it sure did
- 16:36Speaker 1: until it did it, you know what I mean? Like Ai,
- 16:39Speaker 1: they would force us to be white. I think in
- 16:41Speaker 1: the like I don't speak white. Don't be saying you
- 16:44Speaker 1: know like that. But you know what was the movie
- 16:47Speaker 1: I used to clown these fools in school, dog every
- 16:49Speaker 1: fool they used to take the stupid, fucking, the little
- 16:53Speaker 1: fucking site language bullshit class. I used to be like,
- 16:56Speaker 1: who who are you going to meet. I used to
- 16:58Speaker 1: always tell who are you going to meet? Dog? Who
- 17:00Speaker 1: the fuck are you gonna meet? Like you're gonna become
- 17:02Speaker 1: friends with death kids, just to put the ship to use.
- 17:04Speaker 1: And I used to counties who just like making fun
- 17:06Speaker 1: of it. You shouldn't have taken fresh like me, should
- 17:08Speaker 1: have taken out in the dog, those fucking hands food,
- 17:11Speaker 1: those fucking hand signal foods. Dog get paid like bread. Dog.
- 17:16Speaker 1: I think he could back this up. In jail, no
- 17:19Speaker 1: hand signals every letter you're someone B C D. Because
- 17:23Speaker 1: oh damn, you know all the letters you can't communicate
- 17:27Speaker 1: by verbally. You know you're little, you're far for so
- 17:30Speaker 1: it's you ain't trying to send emails to. That's just
- 17:33Speaker 1: create hand signals. They no joke, bro, you know everywhere.
- 17:40Speaker 2: But it's changed now though, because now I from what
- 17:42Speaker 2: I heard is every inmate has a tablet.
- 17:44Speaker 1: You're allowed to be on the internet for two hours
- 17:46Speaker 1: a day, and which jail not counting no prison okay, okay,
- 17:50Speaker 1: that makes county though the counting. The phone calls are free.
- 17:54Speaker 1: I think when you're in prison, bro, your room is
- 17:55Speaker 1: already assigned, like you know what I mean, Like your
- 17:57Speaker 1: state is already determined, like when you're in jail, I
- 17:59Speaker 1: think some predicta. Yeah, that's what I'm saying like that,
- 18:02Speaker 1: there's nobody, there's no, it's not your permanent record type.
- 18:07Speaker 1: There's a problem in prison. Prison. You might be doing
- 18:09Speaker 1: ten years, fifteen years, but it's people have l's in prison,
- 18:13Speaker 1: so that's their home at the end of the day.
- 18:16Speaker 1: They can make that your home too. Do you know,
- 18:18Speaker 1: homies that when you were in jail that you know
- 18:21Speaker 1: they were never going to get out.
- 18:24Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I mean you do, but you know
- 18:26Speaker 2: there's fools that get out and make it. It's just
- 18:28Speaker 2: like every race show, it's like this is something a
- 18:32Speaker 2: lot of people don't understand that I understand. It's just
- 18:33Speaker 2: like some people don't believe in this rat race wren
- 18:37Speaker 2: of Hey, homie, I need to get up.
- 18:39Speaker 1: I need to get a job.
- 18:41Speaker 2: Like you know, homie, I'm a straight gangster and I
- 18:44Speaker 2: get up and I handle mine.
- 18:46Speaker 1: I'm pro and I do what I gotta do.
- 18:48Speaker 2: And I know those fools, so to them, it's like
- 18:52Speaker 2: I'm winning still getting paid doing what I do.
- 18:55Speaker 1: This is the respect that when you were when you
- 18:58Speaker 1: switch from being a troll s right knucklehead into comedy. No,
- 19:01Speaker 1: I still was a knucklehead in Calm and I got
- 19:03Speaker 1: I got it. Did you start when did you start coming?
- 19:05Speaker 1: Like with age twenty four to twenty five? So you
- 19:08Speaker 1: went through the whole gangster ship. Yeah, I think fourteen
- 19:11Speaker 1: through eighteen or the gangster shits. Wow, No, it's wild,
- 19:14Speaker 1: but eighteen up is real? Real? Real? Does it gets serious?
- 19:17Speaker 2: Because when you're a little dog, like in my age,
- 19:20Speaker 2: like blasting was cool, but it was like, nah, let's
- 19:23Speaker 2: get down and show them what's up. We're blasting, but
- 19:26Speaker 2: it was just like damn if I have to, I
- 19:28Speaker 2: have to, but I'd.
- 19:29Speaker 1: Rather get down. There was more respecting to fight.
- 19:31Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not just the respect, it's just like the
- 19:33Speaker 2: either way out with the Yeah, Like I was fighting
- 19:36Speaker 2: fools that were big, so they'd be like, let's get
- 19:38Speaker 2: down there, but the little foods were like up.
- 19:42Speaker 1: You know. Now it makes sense Like when I'm like,
- 19:44Speaker 1: I'm like, why is Georgia was played in Bloody Blood
- 19:46Speaker 1: Out of This House? And I was just like well
- 19:47Speaker 1: because I was like, bro, if you grow up in
- 19:49Speaker 1: that era where like fools was like would prefer to
- 19:52Speaker 1: fight you know what I mean? Or other other like
- 19:54Speaker 1: you know, if you were at least if you were
- 19:55Speaker 1: really lived by that ship, You're like, there's more honor
- 19:58Speaker 1: in fucking fighting then fucking you know, take it somebody
- 20:00Speaker 1: out like that, and then then you've seen that scene where
- 20:03Speaker 1: where the fools fight on the hill, you know what
- 20:05Speaker 1: I mean. I was like that probably was some real
- 20:06Speaker 1: ship going down at random neighborhoods like this, just random, like, Bro,
- 20:11Speaker 1: imagine in front of US seven eleven, there's fools just
- 20:13Speaker 1: right there jumping. I was like that, Bro, what's so crazy?
- 20:17Speaker 1: Like I was, I was traumatized fro the nineties, Bron.
- 20:21Speaker 1: All the way driving here like five point thirty were
- 20:26Speaker 1: where were we Tino fucking Los Angeles and Los Angeles
- 20:33Speaker 1: and right here in the whole ship, Bro, this was like, oh,
- 20:36Speaker 1: this was getting beat up. If it was two fools
- 20:38Speaker 1: jumping one food right turn the quarters a bum or
- 20:40Speaker 1: regular they didn't like bumps, Bro, Like regular Foods has
- 20:45Speaker 1: a job literally today, And I was just like, you
- 20:50Speaker 1: gonna get that arm care.
- 20:51Speaker 2: But like, to me, the nineties were acted off because
- 20:53Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety five, I'm eighteen now and it's a
- 20:56Speaker 2: different dog. Now I'm going club and I'm around older
- 20:59Speaker 2: fools and I look.
- 21:00Speaker 1: Old flyer parties are cracking, yeah dog, and it's just
- 21:03Speaker 1: like no cameras, no phones, so you can get blasted.
- 21:06Speaker 1: It's like I was gonna hear Yeah damn that is.
- 21:10Speaker 1: That is a scary thought, bro, because like you know,
- 21:12Speaker 1: like now, bro, like if God forbid, something happens, like
- 21:16Speaker 1: grow at a party, something happens and there's a bystander,
- 21:19Speaker 1: right you know, for some way, somehow, like that family
- 21:21Speaker 1: might get justice because somebody had some camera on you
- 21:25Speaker 1: know what I mean, or like you know, right like
- 21:28Speaker 1: there was there's a ring camera, somebody caught the car
- 21:31Speaker 1: pulling in there. You're gonna you're cooked pretty much. But
- 21:34Speaker 1: when you're like in an era where like hey, bro,
- 21:36Speaker 1: like fools new You're like, if you're gonna roll through
- 21:39Speaker 1: his neighborhood, you better fucking have it with you because
- 21:41Speaker 1: this is like you know, like there's gonna be there's
- 21:44Speaker 1: out there fools that know that there's no consequence. You're
- 21:47Speaker 1: right back then was it's not that there's no consequence,
- 21:50Speaker 1: but like it's easier. You're right because I've thought about this,
- 21:53Speaker 1: not that I'm a bad person, but as much as
- 21:55Speaker 1: as much of a hustler as I am. I always say, like,
- 21:59Speaker 1: damn it. If I was eighteen and the late eighties
- 22:02Speaker 1: early nineties, like fuck, I'd be reading to muck. But
- 22:05Speaker 1: at the end of the day, it all trying to
- 22:07Speaker 1: beat scarfaced. Yeah, but at the end of the day also,
- 22:10Speaker 1: like you're saying, it's also just as easy to you know, disappear.
- 22:13Speaker 1: See now, that's like I just.
- 22:14Speaker 2: Mentioned opportunity now too, dog like real hustlers like yourself,
- 22:18Speaker 2: or like you don't know how mean I could do
- 22:19Speaker 2: what I do the internet so like there's so much opportunity.
- 22:23Speaker 1: It brings, it brings everything to you or have you
- 22:25Speaker 1: didn't have a light to look at back then, like
- 22:27Speaker 1: I'm a gang bang or all the skaters I saw
- 22:29Speaker 1: my hoiestern gangster looking that was a skater never got
- 22:31Speaker 1: sucked with the trouble ship because all the over fools
- 22:35Speaker 1: and shit where you from don't be like where you
- 22:37Speaker 1: probably like, no, don't bang on that food's cool, He's dope.
- 22:39Speaker 1: And then I'm like, oh, do a kick the food
- 22:42Speaker 1: clips and I'm cool, Like they never fuck me broke
- 22:44Speaker 1: because a lot of skaters still wore the long white
- 22:47Speaker 1: team bro I always wondered about that food. Because true,
- 22:50Speaker 1: I used to skate too, but I wasn't great, but
- 22:52Speaker 1: I was. I was just like cool. Yeah, they to
- 22:54Speaker 1: go kick it and fuck around. If it wasn't for skateboarding,
- 22:57Speaker 1: I would have got sucked up like that, Like yeah,
- 22:59Speaker 1: because my normal that were not gangster that just wore Jordan's.
- 23:02Speaker 1: They were getting hit on by the gangster Like where
- 23:03Speaker 1: you from, Momie, give me your jersey. They a't gonna
- 23:06Speaker 1: jack my DC's, you know, and they're gonna take my
- 23:09Speaker 1: cargo pants, you know what. You know what was crazy though,
- 23:11Speaker 1: because I always grew up and I always like like not,
- 23:14Speaker 1: I stayed, I stayed away from it, you know what
- 23:15Speaker 1: I mean, just because it was never in my my
- 23:17Speaker 1: you know, my journey to fucking end up in that life.
- 23:20Speaker 1: But I always had homies around there were just like
- 23:22Speaker 1: it for your cool dog, you know what I mean,
- 23:23Speaker 1: Like I'll just be friends.
- 23:24Speaker 2: With these fools because you grew up in the area,
- 23:26Speaker 2: so they're just so dog.
- 23:27Speaker 1: The crazy you know what was you know what was
- 23:30Speaker 1: dangerous dog? The day I met some fool who was
- 23:33Speaker 1: he's from a cover cityhood. I'm not gonna I don't
- 23:35Speaker 1: know exactly which one, but I used to work with
- 23:37Speaker 1: this fool in the warehouse. Anyone, this wool didn't even
- 23:39Speaker 1: fucking look like a fucking gangster dog, but this one
- 23:42Speaker 1: like dog. I was like the scariest ship that. I
- 23:46Speaker 1: was like, Yo, you could be a gangster in disguise.
- 23:48Speaker 1: You don't have to be bald headed. When that trand George,
- 23:51Speaker 1: you come from a bald headed era like where foods
- 23:53Speaker 1: had to shave their head, and that's how I'm gonna
- 23:55Speaker 1: make a gangster. When did that change?
- 23:58Speaker 2: I mean it's before it was just homies were slicking
- 24:02Speaker 2: the hair back with the threast floor.
- 24:03Speaker 1: And then I think still around, Yeah.
- 24:06Speaker 2: It's still around, but it's just like for some reason,
- 24:08Speaker 2: don fools are just like.
- 24:11Speaker 1: You know, like some fools were.
- 24:13Speaker 2: They'd go to prison and then they said it the
- 24:15Speaker 2: Asketec culture and then the Asztec culture. Our people would
- 24:18Speaker 2: shave our heads. So we went into war. We're like,
- 24:21Speaker 2: what the fuck? These fools don't even have hair and
- 24:24Speaker 2: they're bleeding already. They would shave their heads with the.
- 24:26Speaker 1: Rocks and ship. Yeah, damn, that's greats whatever. They probably
- 24:34Speaker 1: had a sharp they probably had the arrow, the little
- 24:37Speaker 1: arrow headed that they shaved down and they're like, you
- 24:39Speaker 1: know what I mean, that's why homies that that's what
- 24:42Speaker 1: That's what I was told. You know, that's believable.
- 24:45Speaker 2: But and plus it's a homing right now. How much
- 24:47Speaker 2: is a barber? Like eighty bucks for a cut?
- 24:49Speaker 1: Honestly, bro? But I had the simplest haircut, Bro. I
- 24:55Speaker 1: get a four on the top faded down to a
- 24:57Speaker 1: two on the side, right depending to have a nice
- 24:59Speaker 1: paide the paper. That's forty forty dollars plus tip. It's
- 25:03Speaker 1: a fifty dollars hair there, bro, Angel, But what do
- 25:06Speaker 1: you get a haircut once a week? Now twice a week?
- 25:09Speaker 1: I try to wait, you know that far we that's
- 25:13Speaker 1: not into my my looks yay. But you know, you
- 25:16Speaker 1: know when Bob Marley said, he was like, there's a
- 25:18Speaker 1: different kind of rich. There was like rich does not
- 25:20Speaker 1: mean monetary and he was over here like I was like,
- 25:23Speaker 1: foods are rich with hair. Foods are rich with fucking health,
- 25:26Speaker 1: foods are rich in different ways. You're rich with hair
- 25:28Speaker 1: right now. Dog. I was like, you're mid you're mid thirties.
- 25:31Speaker 1: I was like, you didn't start thing out. I was like, Dog,
- 25:34Speaker 1: I was like, you's got the little the little wars
- 25:37Speaker 1: going on that Yankee he's coming Yankee. Can I get
- 25:40Speaker 1: the daddy Yankee money too? Shit. Yeah. But like being
- 25:45Speaker 1: from like I didn't never I never knew that that
- 25:47Speaker 1: was the whole reason behind it. Like that that is
- 25:49Speaker 1: like a warrior mentality. It's just how it is. You know.
- 25:51Speaker 1: People adapt to it.
- 25:52Speaker 2: Like back in the days the homies had hair, everybody
- 25:55Speaker 2: tries to switch it up. It's what a new generation does.
- 25:58Speaker 2: It's like this new generation now they're all tanded up.
- 26:00Speaker 2: So I was like, don't get mad at it. It's
- 26:02Speaker 2: just what holmies want to do.
- 26:03Speaker 1: Everyone wants to change tattoo things for sure, because like
- 26:08Speaker 1: in the past, like fifteen years, everyone just has that
- 26:11Speaker 1: that's supposed to mean something just because and that ship
- 26:14Speaker 1: because they like when I go to jail. I went
- 26:17Speaker 1: to jail like fifteen years ago, and when I was
- 26:18Speaker 1: in county, but even everyone in there was like, oh,
- 26:21Speaker 1: it's just water down. Its watered down, like like it's
- 26:24Speaker 1: dying out. And I guess now I see like what
- 26:27Speaker 1: they're talking about, you know. You know, but like when
- 26:29Speaker 1: foods used to see like a bald food before, like
- 26:32Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like that shit used to
- 26:33Speaker 1: it meant something like to this dame bro, like that
- 26:35Speaker 1: shit will still care scared of my grandpa, I see,
- 26:38Speaker 1: like a fool like George, Like my grandpa would be
- 26:40Speaker 1: like no, you know, but like but like thanks, but
- 26:44Speaker 1: like when you see what the quote unquote, I'm not
- 26:47Speaker 1: in the gangster life, but the quote unquote. You know
- 26:48Speaker 1: when you see people post a gangster haircut and they're like,
- 26:51Speaker 1: it's the quote unquote airgart haircut. You know how gay
- 26:53Speaker 1: that shit looks compared to like being bald. But I
- 26:56Speaker 1: can't say that. You can't say the dogger haircut is
- 26:59Speaker 1: a gang was getting look like because when when I
- 27:03Speaker 1: was bro, when I was younger and I saw my
- 27:05Speaker 1: brother had al America with sik Jacket and ship in
- 27:09Speaker 1: the cover dog, I used to be scared. I told
- 27:11Speaker 1: that ship to see Jacket's face. Dog. When I when
- 27:12Speaker 1: I was hanging out with that foo, I was like,
- 27:14Speaker 1: if we used to scare me when I was a kid, Dog,
- 27:15Speaker 1: I used to stick you with a k dog because yeah,
- 27:18Speaker 1: because I never seen nobody without and he was like
- 27:21Speaker 1: real and I was just like yeah, bro, we had
- 27:23Speaker 1: to laugh about it. But like like that ship being
- 27:26Speaker 1: bald and being a Tollo was kind of it was
- 27:28Speaker 1: an intimid didn't look now, when there's a lot of
- 27:31Speaker 1: foods that are banging out there and they fucking have
- 27:33Speaker 1: the fucking Edgar cut, come on, okay, let me you
- 27:37Speaker 1: know that, like yeah, yeah, I mean and the slicker
- 27:39Speaker 1: ship back, that ship is cleaner. I mean, would you
- 27:44Speaker 1: rather have the editor or the bangs along with the
- 27:48Speaker 1: bangs that was with That wasn't a gangster cut though,
- 27:56Speaker 1: And my neighborhood yeah, cracking. And the rebels had it too. Yeah,
- 28:00Speaker 1: the rebels had lit kids had him like oh silber
- 28:03Speaker 1: teeth activity and the bank yeah was crazy. You know,
- 28:06Speaker 1: that ship infected even the fucking the soccer community because
- 28:09Speaker 1: even when Ronaldo fucking he had when Ronaldo's ugly ass
- 28:13Speaker 1: did that ship. First of all, Ronaldo looked like a
- 28:16Speaker 1: piano food like you know what I mean, like food
- 28:18Speaker 1: looked like a pet rock, like ye like dog. Ronando
- 28:21Speaker 1: looked like a pet rock with a fucking and teeth
- 28:24Speaker 1: bro that looked like a hard as pebble dog. But
- 28:26Speaker 1: like this food fucking had that little fucking uh what
- 28:30Speaker 1: is it? Patch of fucking poodle hair and foods. I
- 28:33Speaker 1: remember there was one fool dog. There was one food
- 28:36Speaker 1: in middle school dog who I don't know. Yeah, that
- 28:39Speaker 1: ship right there, that haircut. There was one food middle school.
- 28:43Speaker 1: Brazil had just won. Yeah, Brazil had just won. He
- 28:47Speaker 1: thought we're gonna be like, damn, bro, that's a hard
- 28:50Speaker 1: ass Ronaldo haircut dog. He showed up to the school.
- 28:53Speaker 1: We clowned this fool dog somebody, but he walked in
- 28:57Speaker 1: with so much grace, like hey, this was like, hey,
- 29:00Speaker 1: these foes are about to give me props because because
- 29:03Speaker 1: Brazil would. And I'm junior here, Doug, and I remember
- 29:08Speaker 1: everybody the soccer team was just like this food, dumb
- 29:11Speaker 1: ass food looking with this soccer team, you can play
- 29:15Speaker 1: have any hair cut, you know. The soccer players try
- 29:17Speaker 1: to start trends like crazy. IM about to ask, but
- 29:20Speaker 1: it never hit. So why do you think did he
- 29:22Speaker 1: get You think he got paid to do that or
- 29:24Speaker 1: you think he chose to do that. He was a trend.
- 29:27Speaker 1: I forgot about he had it. Yeah, that was we
- 29:30Speaker 1: had a face. Remember the with the bangs. Yeah, what
- 29:34Speaker 1: was the rebel ship about? I don't, I don't, I
- 29:38Speaker 1: don't even know.
- 29:39Speaker 2: It was like the first time Mexicans were like, we're
- 29:41Speaker 2: not gonna be gangsters dollar, let us listen to our
- 29:43Speaker 2: music and yeah, and so like just because we live
- 29:47Speaker 2: in the audio. So it's just like every culture has
- 29:51Speaker 2: an outcast.
- 29:51Speaker 1: Of like I don't want to do this, I'm gonna
- 29:52Speaker 1: do this. I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this,
- 29:54Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
- 29:56Speaker 2: The rebels started at the warehouse parties, like like they
- 29:59Speaker 2: took ship to different level.
- 30:00Speaker 1: Those are not raves, right, they're like thumb deep like
- 30:05Speaker 1: DJ Humpty Vision. Okay, all right, I would go to
- 30:10Speaker 1: that and be out of play. Start. They'd be like, dude,
- 30:11Speaker 1: you can't you can't dress up here. Dude, you don't
- 30:18Speaker 1: bring the mackey gloves foods and okay, so would you
- 30:21Speaker 1: would would you say that all the foods that used
- 30:23Speaker 1: to go to or used to be in the rebel
- 30:25Speaker 1: movement like that would probably be more likely to be
- 30:27Speaker 1: the ray fools in this generation, you know, because like
- 30:31Speaker 1: Hispanic Ray foods. Yeah, but yeah, like Hispanic Gray foods.
- 30:34Speaker 1: Because to me, it's it's so out of place. I
- 30:35Speaker 1: remember the first time I went to a rave. I
- 30:37Speaker 1: went to Monster Massive in the Coliseum, and I remember
- 30:42Speaker 1: the year before the girl died. Yeah, okay, yeah, so
- 30:46Speaker 1: I remember I remember going and I'm just like like
- 30:49Speaker 1: I was like there was rosa there, but it was
- 30:52Speaker 1: like foods where I'm just like hey, like like I
- 30:55Speaker 1: know you like anime, you know what I mean, Like
- 30:57Speaker 1: I know you like weird ship. I know you fucking
- 30:59Speaker 1: like I know you take ecstasy. You don't fucking do
- 31:01Speaker 1: shut you know what I mean? Like this, Yeah, like
- 31:04Speaker 1: fire party, raver like underground rave, like those are those
- 31:08Speaker 1: are like bro? And I was from a party of
- 31:13Speaker 1: the party crew, okay, but the race raised underground was
- 31:16Speaker 1: and the party ones specifically raised there like seventy percent white.
- 31:21Speaker 1: And the way they were fucking dancing that was like
- 31:24Speaker 1: what the When I first seen this, yeah, it was wow,
- 31:29Speaker 1: what the foods from that? When Ira the before shuffling
- 31:32Speaker 1: that the whole fucking like just the rave scene dance. Bro,
- 31:35Speaker 1: it was like we were making up our dances right now.
- 31:38Speaker 1: They didn't have ship, you know. And it went though
- 31:41Speaker 1: because with the beat, the strobel like all that. It
- 31:44Speaker 1: was different. Yeah, and that's what I think. That's where
- 31:46Speaker 1: the Hispanic community was like, oh ship and we got
- 31:49Speaker 1: down bro. We brought the tanks, you know, like that
- 31:54Speaker 1: was wild. These days. We brought the party, we brought
- 31:56Speaker 1: the party.
- 31:57Speaker 2: Like the cracking Rave song when I when it came
- 31:59Speaker 2: out from me, when I discovered it was probably like
- 32:01Speaker 2: tenth eleventh grade.
- 32:03Speaker 1: And it was that song James Brown's is Dead Are
- 32:10Speaker 1: Made of? No, Yeah, yeah, that's that's like, no, that's
- 32:18Speaker 1: that's eighties. But then again, oh yeah, I know they
- 32:21Speaker 1: sampled it. But like I'm talking about the very first
- 32:24Speaker 1: Jane that was the tenth grade. Oh yeah, I was
- 32:27Speaker 1: like what the fuck?
- 32:28Speaker 2: Then like people would be like they'd give you a flyer,
- 32:31Speaker 2: and then on the flyer they had a checkpoint to
- 32:33Speaker 2: see if you weren't like a cop or like someone
- 32:35Speaker 2: that was like what, so like they'd give you a flyer.
- 32:39Speaker 2: Then on the flyer they'd be like, all right, look
- 32:42Speaker 2: going to Bristol and mc fannin, there's gonna be a
- 32:46Speaker 2: four that's seventy eleven dog and then that full he's
- 32:49Speaker 2: gonna tell you where the party is that oh shit,
- 32:52Speaker 2: Like they had to control the dog. And then also
- 32:56Speaker 2: if you were that I was that fool. I was
- 32:58Speaker 2: at the checkpoint, like telling bitches.
- 32:59Speaker 1: What was give her the address or no?
- 33:03Speaker 2: Yeah, because does have friends? The cruising around to tell
- 33:09Speaker 2: her friends? Oh my god, I was with scumbags. These motherfuckers.
- 33:13Speaker 1: Them to girls like usually the big chack are the
- 33:18Speaker 1: what they're usually the ones driving. Straight up, they're the
- 33:21Speaker 1: ones driving because they work a lot and they they
- 33:24Speaker 1: have a job. I always they're responsible. Straight up. She's
- 33:28Speaker 1: gonna bring you snacks, she's gonna bring beer. We like,
- 33:31Speaker 1: you want to kick and you're like, I don't care what.
- 33:32Speaker 1: She wants to be a hood rat, but she's responsible. Yeah,
- 33:35Speaker 1: she parted the party. I know where to go, come on,
- 33:38Speaker 1: you know what? Like straight up though, like the they like, bro,
- 33:42Speaker 1: they'll have at least ultima, I mean you know what
- 33:45Speaker 1: I mean the back then, you know, we have the
- 33:47Speaker 1: ultimate with the Toyota to herself back the Baby Mama car.
- 33:50Speaker 1: Back then, the Baby Mama car was like an astro van.
- 33:54Speaker 1: A bitch will put with an astro clean, but that
- 33:57Speaker 1: it was hard. It was crazy. Astro man is hard.
- 34:00Speaker 1: It's done right. You pull up with the astro van
- 34:02Speaker 1: right now. For the school thing, it was called the
- 34:04Speaker 1: Nissan Central. You better be a hipster with that van. Bro,
- 34:07Speaker 1: you can you know that bro that used to be dog.
- 34:12Speaker 1: The astro van was a staple in the Latino community.
- 34:16Speaker 1: Like it's crazy. I remember go. And then there was
- 34:19Speaker 1: when Foods fixed up the astro ba dog. If you
- 34:21Speaker 1: if you know anybody that has an astro band hooked
- 34:23Speaker 1: up clean right now? Dog? You know that's some players
- 34:25Speaker 1: ship right now, dog, somebody some some if it's I
- 34:30Speaker 1: mean it's but yeah, you know, but like have you
- 34:33Speaker 1: seen the like the you know, the at the state time.
- 34:37Speaker 1: It's a staple in time because if you have it,
- 34:39Speaker 1: that means you went through something during that time. And
- 34:42Speaker 1: we recognize that ship, you know what I mean, everybody
- 34:44Speaker 1: had astro that my dad bought it. There's you know,
- 34:50Speaker 1: like different astros. Sure it was like you weren't even
- 34:55Speaker 1: a soccer mom, you just had that van. Yeah. Hey
- 34:57Speaker 1: but if you think about it, if you're a player
- 34:59Speaker 1: with the try, you can fuck in the back seat
- 35:01Speaker 1: all day. But that wasn't that the thing? And like okay,
- 35:05Speaker 1: so every time I see like a seven like seventies
- 35:08Speaker 1: shows seventies in the seventies, like Foods they had vans
- 35:12Speaker 1: used to bone. That was the thing. It's true. Yeah,
- 35:15Speaker 1: like Foods they had Man's had game and they would
- 35:18Speaker 1: fuck bitches in the van. No why because there was
- 35:21Speaker 1: no SUVs? Is that a car or van. Nowadays you
- 35:25Speaker 1: got a Cadillac, you got anybody politude politics. Hell, you
- 35:34Speaker 1: know what, though, I never thought about that. There's no night,
- 35:37Speaker 1: there's no nineteen seventies Ford Expedition, there's no ninety seventies escalating. Okay,
- 35:43Speaker 1: but like you can't fucking a Bronco though, Like you can't. Okay,
- 35:48Speaker 1: But compared to a van ful, compared to a vanful,
- 35:51Speaker 1: you could get up and do doggy stock. You can't
- 35:53Speaker 1: hit five, you know, in the car a quickie in
- 36:00Speaker 1: the seventies, dog like, come on, dog, like the ship's
- 36:02Speaker 1: all covered. You could put in mad work. In the van,
- 36:05Speaker 1: you could do that the backs of the blinds. Because look,
- 36:08Speaker 1: if you're all right, George, like, what's the best And
- 36:11Speaker 1: then in your ear, what was the best card to
- 36:14Speaker 1: any car? I'll tell you I don't matter, okay, if
- 36:20Speaker 1: you had a choice, because like, look, if you look
- 36:21Speaker 1: at it, like the van is kind of ideal, broy Yeah,
- 36:25Speaker 1: a skateboard put up on the skateboard in the back
- 36:28Speaker 1: of anything that I could put the back seats down.
- 36:31Speaker 1: I don't even need the backside down. Dog, it's right
- 36:34Speaker 1: bill for you homegirls, square as choking with.
- 36:41Speaker 3: Your safety safety if you love me there, But it's
- 36:48Speaker 3: old bumpy hotels were like about one hundred bucks back then,
- 36:51Speaker 3: and that's like, come on, man, a lot in that time.
- 36:54Speaker 1: Yeah, paychecks, that's a lot. Yeah, I don't know man,
- 36:59Speaker 1: okay though, like yeah, because I think about how long
- 37:01Speaker 1: it took you to make a hundred bucks making minimum wages.
- 37:03Speaker 1: I worked at farmer john at eighteen. My paycheck for
- 37:05Speaker 1: forty hours, two hundred and twenty five daughters. No way,
- 37:10Speaker 1: how old are you party? Come back? I thought you
- 37:14Speaker 1: were Like I was in the freezer full with a
- 37:16Speaker 1: former Johns. I never aged, foiled in there for years,
- 37:18Speaker 1: all cold and ship.
- 37:21Speaker 2: Your hair white freezer first.
- 37:25Speaker 1: That was that. That was like that. That was like
- 37:29Speaker 1: that nug and the girl dog the nug and the
- 37:30Speaker 1: girl is too close to the light, right yeah, the
- 37:34Speaker 1: tallest nutting. Yeah, they got two feet from the light,
- 37:37Speaker 1: My brother, man, two feet. I don't work that. I
- 37:39Speaker 1: don't work there, no more food. They fired me in
- 37:42Speaker 1: albino bud. That's funny. You ever smoked one of those buds?
- 37:46Speaker 1: You ever smoked in the albino bud? Yeah? When I
- 37:49Speaker 1: was all fi bud. Yeah, back the way I'm not
- 37:53Speaker 1: a binal food not no that. But when the not
- 37:56Speaker 1: fainted for your hair, when the so when the plant
- 37:59Speaker 1: hey who's that? Who said we were out? Take a shot?
- 38:02Speaker 1: All right, but go on with the bino talk. Yeah,
- 38:05Speaker 1: when they when the butt is too close to the light,
- 38:08Speaker 1: it gets so all the color comes out from because
- 38:12Speaker 1: the light it absorbs all the light. Cut but it
- 38:13Speaker 1: kills the THHD or that's the funny thing. It doesn't
- 38:16Speaker 1: does it. I've processed a bunch of it and it still
- 38:19Speaker 1: makes fire wax a little more, yeah, bro, Honestly, like
- 38:25Speaker 1: the CBN just kicks a little more because with oxidized
- 38:28Speaker 1: Christ like oxidize tri combs, Like it's that's what it is, Bro,
- 38:32Speaker 1: Like oxidation on tri combs causes the CBN, and CBN
- 38:36Speaker 1: is a ship that makes you sleepy.
- 38:39Speaker 2: Yeah, Like what are you guys gonna make like wax
- 38:42Speaker 2: that like has plant plan B powers B power. Yeah yeah,
- 38:49Speaker 2: like like hey, we're gonna hit this wax on girl
- 38:51Speaker 2: and we don't have to use a condom.
- 38:52Speaker 1: Doc. Maybe he has to hit the wax and be
- 38:56Speaker 1: like don't nut at her. Just don't nut at her.
- 38:58Speaker 1: That's it. That's all you gotta do pedal pull it out.
- 39:01Speaker 1: You can't risk if you're a player, don't nothing her
- 39:04Speaker 1: I've yeah, you got you can't you know, I know,
- 39:08Speaker 1: but they can not feel the same when the kids
- 39:10Speaker 1: screaming the other. You know. Sometimes the fun part is though,
- 39:12Speaker 1: like you know, like you're like, I wonder how long
- 39:14Speaker 1: before like I got Like you know how you're risk
- 39:16Speaker 1: like Indiana Jones type ship where you're like about it,
- 39:18Speaker 1: duncht the ball. You're like, I made it, like you
- 39:21Speaker 1: know what I mean, like I pulled out on time
- 39:24Speaker 1: about all the homies spells, growing up at seven eighteen,
- 39:27Speaker 1: having baby. I already got it, I reported George, He
- 39:30Speaker 1: already reported it. Hey, George, fucking shut up. Look a
- 39:33Speaker 1: look at that comedy store fucking custom cup, I mean,
- 39:36Speaker 1: made made by fucking Matt robertson Legend food. I don't
- 39:42Speaker 1: know anybody else on that wall. They have not even
- 39:45Speaker 1: Jim Carrey has this ship batching pipe matching pipe matchie
- 39:49Speaker 1: jar matching fucking heady ship man. George Heady is Trolo
- 39:53Speaker 1: out there, dog head Islo, bro king of the Castle,
- 39:59Speaker 1: king of the over here. I was like, let me
- 40:02Speaker 1: talk to my fucking friends, dog I fell back. See
- 40:07Speaker 1: I like that one better than the Pineapple one. It's smoother.
- 40:10Speaker 1: That's that Cypress Hill Tour ship dog. Every time they
- 40:12Speaker 1: go on tour, you know, they get be the best
- 40:14Speaker 1: and there's a bunch of bottles left over. Now they
- 40:17Speaker 1: end up bringing them and I found out there that's
- 40:19Speaker 1: what happened. So I was like, well, there's sixteen of them,
- 40:22Speaker 1: so don't watch this be But bro, we've been going
- 40:26Speaker 1: through Cycle Last has been going through them. Not mean,
- 40:36Speaker 1: come on, it was Cycle Last. Guys. Come on, like
- 40:42Speaker 1: you know, you know, like you be, you being something,
- 40:45Speaker 1: being somebody that like has grown up in the era
- 40:47Speaker 1: like that. It's so like, I don't know, it's like
- 40:50Speaker 1: it has a lot of risk running to it. You're
- 40:53Speaker 1: one of those fools, and not only did you survive it,
- 40:55Speaker 1: do you feel like an extra? Like damn man, I'm
- 40:57Speaker 1: kicking it with the fools that I just you know,
- 41:00Speaker 1: I mean, because like bro, like you like you've kicked
- 41:02Speaker 1: it with a lot of foods that from like you're
- 41:04Speaker 1: like you you known since you were younger, like you know,
- 41:06Speaker 1: and not for nothing, like when you're down there and
- 41:08Speaker 1: you're just chilling chopping game with be real I'm like,
- 41:10Speaker 1: I'm sure George fucking shot off you guns for listening
- 41:13Speaker 1: to this fool ship. You know what I mean, Like
- 41:14Speaker 1: you know what I mean or like what I see
- 41:17Speaker 1: I'm like, or I mean, this is my imagination this.
- 41:20Speaker 1: I'm not saying this is true, all right, but I'm
- 41:22Speaker 1: saying or like or like when you see cycle last
- 41:24Speaker 1: or something like that. He was like, I remember this
- 41:26Speaker 1: full song being played on the radio and the fact
- 41:28Speaker 1: that you're just like chilling, bro, like you do you
- 41:31Speaker 1: do you have time to stand back and be like, hey,
- 41:33Speaker 1: look at my accolades. It's not even that dog.
- 41:36Speaker 2: It's just like like every time I see be real,
- 41:39Speaker 2: I'm just like, I remember fucking sophomore year, junior year,
- 41:43Speaker 2: I was ironing my ship to your ship working out
- 41:45Speaker 2: like I was listening to you for like fucking just
- 41:48Speaker 2: hardness and representing. Like when Cypress Hill came out for
- 41:52Speaker 2: us Dog, it was like we got one onie. That's
- 41:56Speaker 2: like because before that it was just Kid Frost, We're
- 41:59Speaker 2: all right, and white people are like this for the raiser,
- 42:05Speaker 2: it's like and then yeah, homie, and then and you
- 42:08Speaker 2: gotta remember this too. And from Orange Dog from a
- 42:10Speaker 2: neighborhood called Soys, but our fucking best friends in the
- 42:14Speaker 2: cities from Cypress Street. So Cypress Street was just an
- 42:18Speaker 2: active ass body and uh they'd always rock the Cypress
- 42:23Speaker 2: Hil Show.
- 42:23Speaker 1: We'd always wear that ship. So that was the no
- 42:26Speaker 1: No Goal shirt to wear back then. I don't get
- 42:28Speaker 1: banged on, like where we're pride and get ready to
- 42:30Speaker 1: get banged on, you know how the famous I'm just
- 42:34Speaker 1: here for seeing the breed, just fucking you up astar
- 42:43Speaker 1: getting I didn't go there. I just worked by their
- 42:49Speaker 1: just I just jack moved there. That's it. I'm good
- 42:51Speaker 1: right now. Asked you if you wanted it here, not
- 42:54Speaker 1: to get it. I mean, like we would go to
- 42:57Speaker 1: the block.
- 42:57Speaker 2: But there used to be this bar right there called
- 42:59Speaker 2: two to Tang and it was like the first time
- 43:02Speaker 2: they introduced brunch drinking to like the rasa oh ship
- 43:07Speaker 2: like they had a DJ and they were just like.
- 43:09Speaker 1: Hey, like it is fucking yeah, but it was we've
- 43:16Speaker 1: been drinking in the morning. I missed that, bro, like
- 43:18Speaker 1: the fact that like that that you know, you got
- 43:20Speaker 1: to see ship like that because you know how like
- 43:23Speaker 1: when they introduced all this ship bro that you go
- 43:25Speaker 1: from that era where like everybody was traditional prior to that,
- 43:28Speaker 1: before they started picking up other people's like or like
- 43:30Speaker 1: not other people's but like corporate fucking things. We're gonna
- 43:33Speaker 1: do brunch and not tortillas and fucking you know, old
- 43:36Speaker 1: as fuck right now, Well, you're like to be fair.
- 43:40Speaker 1: To be fair, I was like, we were talking about
- 43:42Speaker 1: age earlier, and I'm just like, I'm thirty six and
- 43:45Speaker 1: you get twelve years older. This that's what I'm saying.
- 43:47Speaker 1: You and and happened and we were talking about age earlier,
- 43:50Speaker 1: and I said, he could he's the generation that for
- 43:53Speaker 1: me and chicks. He could be our big brother age
- 43:55Speaker 1: type of ship. You're like eight, and I want to
- 43:58Speaker 1: be like him, you know, yeah, like generations you know,
- 44:02Speaker 1: like me. But well that's what our parents told us.
- 44:06Speaker 1: But you know what I'm saying, Like it worked out,
- 44:09Speaker 1: we still were like, like, you know, what's fucked up?
- 44:16Speaker 1: If I get on Netflix, it's gonna be sucked up
- 44:18Speaker 1: because I don't even have I don't say if when
- 44:21Speaker 1: when's account to be on there? I was like, oh,
- 44:27Speaker 1: you say you beat when you're gonna be there, because
- 44:29Speaker 1: I'm like, you know you're gonna end up on there,
- 44:31Speaker 1: sooner or later. I mean I already came out on Netflix.
- 44:33Speaker 1: I but like I'm talking about like not for nothing,
- 44:37Speaker 1: and you know, shout out to like Burke Christcher Topsy Girl,
- 44:40Speaker 1: but like there hasn't been nobody to really do it
- 44:42Speaker 1: up or like fools in the hood because you know,
- 44:44Speaker 1: it's for us. Yeah, let's what I'm saying, Like fools
- 44:46Speaker 1: the who were like, hey, it's time right now for
- 44:49Speaker 1: the you know, the neighbor's son used to look like George.
- 44:52Speaker 1: You know, like at the end of the day, Dog,
- 44:53Speaker 1: it'll come.
- 44:54Speaker 2: I'm not forcing nothing, dog, you know what I mean.
- 44:56Speaker 2: I'm just it's it's coming, dog. And uh, I'm gonna
- 44:59Speaker 2: shoot my next special again next year.
- 45:01Speaker 1: Though. They're gonna keep pouring out. That's dope. I mean,
- 45:03Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep pouring them out. How can people
- 45:06Speaker 1: respecting the comedy world from what I hear stuff? And
- 45:08Speaker 1: I'm like, George Love George, fucking don't trip on me.
- 45:13Speaker 1: He's like George always two beers in. He's two beers in. Gee,
- 45:18Speaker 1: I totally say that. It always flows out of my mouth.
- 45:20Speaker 1: George like that. I'm gonna say to be fairst comeback
- 45:22Speaker 1: is gonna be we're hot box here a right, it's
- 45:24Speaker 1: all right, like in a cool way, like I'm like, okay,
- 45:29Speaker 1: the rasa guess the respect, but they don't get on
- 45:32Speaker 1: the platform yet, so they don't have it. Brother, it's there,
- 45:35Speaker 1: all right.
- 45:35Speaker 2: So yeah, like, uh I just did CNN News dog
- 45:41Speaker 2: what Yeah, Like you know, there's a lot of ship
- 45:43Speaker 2: coming out.
- 45:44Speaker 1: I've been in movies. Are you getting plugged them? Now? What?
- 45:47Speaker 1: People like this? Yeah? Hold on CNN, c n N
- 45:51Speaker 1: is a whole first of all. Yeah, Toro plus CNN
- 45:55Speaker 1: usually CNN reports on trolls. There's nobody. There's a troller
- 45:58Speaker 1: going on there. What is this? Joe?
- 46:01Speaker 2: So they did a segment they had seen it hit
- 46:03Speaker 2: me up And there's a Chicano guy that works on
- 46:06Speaker 2: the Anthony Bourdain Show and uh Anthony, it's the same
- 46:10Speaker 2: directing and the crew, and they wanted to do a
- 46:13Speaker 2: show on Chicanos in California and how like Chicano was
- 46:17Speaker 2: made in America. It's not Mexico, It's it's American And
- 46:20Speaker 2: they wanted to show like George is a Chicano that
- 46:23Speaker 2: does comedy. Steven Oya is a Chicano photographer that's a
- 46:27Speaker 2: low rid photography and director. So they got me and
- 46:29Speaker 2: him together and we cruised all Low Writers Pegasu's car
- 46:33Speaker 2: club Low Writers. I had the mugs. I had my
- 46:36Speaker 2: little rid of the mugs and like we cruised with
- 46:38Speaker 2: a Craig Ferguson Dog from The Late Show.
- 46:41Speaker 1: He interviewed it, damn.
- 46:43Speaker 2: So yeah, dog, you know what I mean, Like, look
- 46:48Speaker 2: us out there, like, yeah, help each other, but don't
- 46:50Speaker 2: expect the handout.
- 46:52Speaker 1: Just keep pushing and pushing.
- 46:53Speaker 2: Dog, And you know what, You're gonna meet someone that
- 46:56Speaker 2: pushes like you and isn't scared to have somebody good
- 46:59Speaker 2: around him. And we're new to this soul, hey, dog, Like,
- 47:02Speaker 2: don't fight for the scraps of meat in Hollywood because
- 47:06Speaker 2: there's a lot of people.
- 47:07Speaker 1: Eating right there right now. Go while and find some
- 47:10Speaker 1: other food somewhere else. Though, that's just the race of
- 47:12Speaker 1: the bottom when you do that, bro, And that's it's
- 47:14Speaker 1: the same thing in the weed indushe bro undercutting, undercutting, Like, yeah, Bro,
- 47:18Speaker 1: why are you doing that to the homie? No? I
- 47:20Speaker 1: should work together and raise the price, but then I sink. Bro.
- 47:24Speaker 1: That's the equivalent like ship bro. Like like what we're
- 47:27Speaker 1: trying to say, like like at least how understanding. It's like, look,
- 47:30Speaker 1: we could both yeah, like we could both be in
- 47:32Speaker 1: the same lane. But like, let's just say, if I'm
- 47:35Speaker 1: doing this, if you don't copy my same fucking man,
- 47:37Speaker 1: you make it up different. Like I don't have a
- 47:39Speaker 1: problem with you being in the same lane, but like
- 47:41Speaker 1: Foods fucking will be Like I remember when the like
- 47:43Speaker 1: I remember when we were doing pop ups, and I
- 47:45Speaker 1: remember you know, me and she would make fun of
- 47:47Speaker 1: this ship where like, hey, food everybody wants to be
- 47:49Speaker 1: a Tramoy vendor. I was like during that era where
- 47:52Speaker 1: like everybody thought they were gonna get no no, but like, okay,
- 47:57Speaker 1: look at for a while, for a while, everybody wanted
- 48:01Speaker 1: to do it. See you know, there was like twenty
- 48:04Speaker 1: Foods popping up. They were I was like, hey, Foods,
- 48:06Speaker 1: like you're just you're not even putting nothing special about it,
- 48:09Speaker 1: like fucking at least try to make it differ, you
- 48:11Speaker 1: like and buy him no more. But when some people
- 48:12Speaker 1: actually puts effort into the ship, yeah people of course
- 48:15Speaker 1: real game recognized real but but like it's the same
- 48:19Speaker 1: ship with him. But it's like, why are you gonna
- 48:20Speaker 1: try to copy the homie and just not even put
- 48:22Speaker 1: the same hustle and the effort into the ship because
- 48:24Speaker 1: you're just gonna water it down, don't do it. Example
- 48:26Speaker 1: of a good hustler home me at the L A. C.
- 48:28Speaker 1: Games that sells against fucking his mitchas outside they make
- 48:32Speaker 1: their own chimoi. Yeah, and they have two different chamois
- 48:36Speaker 1: because they sell paalomas and they sell margaritas, and they
- 48:38Speaker 1: have a chimoy for the ploma that for something to
- 48:40Speaker 1: set him apart as compared to the people that are
- 48:42Speaker 1: just getting the bottle that you bro and charge five
- 48:47Speaker 1: bucks more. But you gonna goose corners and you're not
- 48:50Speaker 1: making no money. You know what the column is is ecloony.
- 48:53Speaker 1: People are cheap. So what happens when people are cheap?
- 48:55Speaker 1: You're gonna say no to business. No, people are not
- 48:57Speaker 1: gonna say no to money cut. Right now, I feel
- 49:00Speaker 1: like I'm on that happened away tek Right now, i
- 49:04Speaker 1: feel like I'm on the continuation school view the continue way.
- 49:11Speaker 1: This is a nineties gendre right here, there is a
- 49:13Speaker 1: ninety I think that we have. Yeah, I would have
- 49:17Speaker 1: you know, okay, okay, if I would have went to school,
- 49:20Speaker 1: I would have been George has had a Benjamin Button day. Bro.
- 49:24Speaker 1: He went from kicking it like he's like, all right,
- 49:26Speaker 1: there's yeah, there's older foods and fools my age downstairs.
- 49:29Speaker 1: And then he's making he was like hold on there
- 49:31Speaker 1: like ten years back. Yeah, the backup to the front
- 49:34Speaker 1: where the kids are playing, like yeah, what's up.
- 49:38Speaker 2: The right I'm from now way just so you bought
- 49:40Speaker 2: those no kicking about those younger than you.
- 49:45Speaker 1: Yeah, dog, I know they get up for sure. We
- 49:50Speaker 1: gonna feel like that. We know. We we love what
- 49:54Speaker 1: we have, like foods, Like we get new talent up
- 49:56Speaker 1: in there and we have foods up in here, Like
- 49:58Speaker 1: it's crazy because you see you kind of get a
- 50:00Speaker 1: little dose of like, hey, what's what's to come? Bro,
- 50:02Speaker 1: Especially being in this industry where you have a podcast.
- 50:05Speaker 1: To be a minded you have to bro because the
- 50:08Speaker 1: world is gonna keep turning. And it's like if you're
- 50:10Speaker 1: just doing your podcast and just do that, bro, don't
- 50:12Speaker 1: pay attention to whatever this person's doing, like that's their journey.
- 50:15Speaker 1: Saw your vibe by some people. You gotta sell your vibe.
- 50:17Speaker 1: People want to tune into your channel to get that experience.
- 50:20Speaker 1: Copy something like I'm gonna go to Canton or whatever,
- 50:22Speaker 1: that yeah, straight, But if you're laughing, you gotta curate
- 50:27Speaker 1: a vibe. That's what I was saying down there. I
- 50:28Speaker 1: was like, listen, I usually see b speed the funk
- 50:30Speaker 1: out of here, usually when he had a meeting. But
- 50:33Speaker 1: I was like, I thought he was gonna leave because
- 50:34Speaker 1: he was having a meeting down there, and he was.
- 50:36Speaker 1: I was like, hey, bro, he has like maybe forty
- 50:37Speaker 1: minutes before we start getting drunk and we start saying shit,
- 50:40Speaker 1: the people shouldn't hear down there, and we start fucking
- 50:42Speaker 1: meeting up here. So I'm like, you finished the meeting
- 50:45Speaker 1: and we were down there, and then I thought he
- 50:46Speaker 1: was gonna leave, and he's like Homie had fucking he
- 50:49Speaker 1: had the barbecue, then he had the hoodies, fucking Philly
- 50:52Speaker 1: cheese steak. He was hanging out. He kicked it here
- 50:55Speaker 1: for a good hour hour and a half. Because because
- 50:58Speaker 1: it's like you create the vibe, Bro, you really got
- 51:00Speaker 1: to sell your vibe. Dog Like It's true though, because
- 51:02Speaker 1: usually by the time I get here, he's either I
- 51:04Speaker 1: catch him leaving, got some arms like five minutes. Yeah,
- 51:08Speaker 1: I never seen him. He's yea. For my shows were
- 51:12Speaker 1: like for our shows, you never see him kicking in here.
- 51:14Speaker 3: Dog.
- 51:14Speaker 1: I smoked with them downstairs before I ever met you,
- 51:17Speaker 1: and be Real smoked downstairs randomly because the homegirl. She
- 51:21Speaker 1: brought me over here before I met Jew and I'm like,
- 51:23Speaker 1: I was in the couch. I was like smoking with
- 51:26Speaker 1: Real Bro. I'm like, I'm smoking with b Bro. I
- 51:29Speaker 1: grew up in Maywood. I went to Southgate High and
- 51:32Speaker 1: my girlfri at the Times. Yeah, that kind of glass
- 51:37Speaker 1: of no class. She's from mayweod that the chicks and
- 51:40Speaker 1: maybe are crazy crazy. She was a gangster. Yeah. I
- 51:46Speaker 1: met her when like when you're in.
- 51:48Speaker 2: A junior high and you graduated and you go to
- 51:52Speaker 2: Disneyland with your school.
- 51:54Speaker 1: Oh grad night, that's high school, that's high school. No
- 51:56Speaker 1: grad night. They had it for middle school too. Yeah,
- 51:59Speaker 1: I had it for a minut It was school graduated,
- 52:02Speaker 1: middle school, didn't, didn't don't and then her our middle
- 52:04Speaker 1: schools win.
- 52:05Speaker 2: And then like there was a ride right there called
- 52:07Speaker 2: the Kingdom of the Dinosaurs or something, the Dinosaur Ride
- 52:10Speaker 2: that's where you throw the mac on dog and she goes, yeah,
- 52:12Speaker 2: I'm down to go with and we threw a mac
- 52:14Speaker 2: and then I see.
- 52:15Speaker 1: You throw a MACA you prep you pre planned your
- 52:20Speaker 1: Can we throw a mac? That's how it was. She
- 52:22Speaker 1: told That's what I'm saying, but like she pre planned it.
- 52:25Speaker 1: She's like, can we throw a mac? Homie? She's from Maywood,
- 52:28Speaker 1: she's active. Maybe what is one mile long Batrol? Yeah?
- 52:32Speaker 1: This is like I never I'm from. I never did from.
- 52:35Speaker 1: The chicks were crazy bro ma, but she was cool,
- 52:39Speaker 1: dog like. I don't want to blast her that. Let
- 52:42Speaker 1: me make you down? Man? What said Macro? Did I
- 52:47Speaker 1: tell you you're mac? Or scam? Scam was our ship?
- 52:52Speaker 1: You still? That's about right there? I went from coexisted right, scam? Yeah?
- 52:58Speaker 1: I think it was city. It depends city. Yeah, it
- 53:01Speaker 1: depended on city.
- 53:02Speaker 2: Because there was this place called Camelot, and we used
- 53:05Speaker 2: to call it Scamelot.
- 53:07Speaker 1: Like if you told someone to meet your camel Yeah,
- 53:10Speaker 1: you're like, shoot it, let's go down. How did you
- 53:14Speaker 1: meet a girl from? Then? That's from the OC to
- 53:16Speaker 1: me because everybody that meets people from.
- 53:19Speaker 2: I was everywhere, dog like my dad was a crazy fool.
- 53:21Speaker 2: I be in downtown LA, my Nice, Hollywood, all over
- 53:25Speaker 2: the area.
- 53:26Speaker 1: Age What age were you started? When I was like
- 53:29Speaker 1: ten until I was just older?
- 53:31Speaker 2: So then you always over here, everywhere, everywhere, Like I
- 53:33Speaker 2: live on the border right now of LA and Orange
- 53:35Speaker 2: County because I'm working around everywhere, you know. And then
- 53:38Speaker 2: just like being busted and just meeting up with fools
- 53:42Speaker 2: and then just you know what I mean, doing drugs
- 53:44Speaker 2: and ship you meet fools' ful streaming round here.
- 53:46Speaker 1: Dog, that's great drug But it is like that, Yeah,
- 53:50Speaker 1: you had that time of it when you're twenty one
- 53:51Speaker 1: through twenty eight words like them. Man, that's so many
- 53:54Speaker 1: foods but through the drugs and ship. But it doesn't
- 53:56Speaker 1: matter if they're drugs, but they respect you if you're
- 53:58Speaker 1: on the grind, bro, was going to respect you at
- 54:01Speaker 1: the end of the day. If you're on your ship
- 54:03Speaker 1: and not you know, doing don'ty fuck around with food?
- 54:05Speaker 1: Are on the fuck around even if you do bad shit,
- 54:07Speaker 1: not badshit. But if you're a true person, bro, you're
- 54:10Speaker 1: gonna get You're gonna go ahead, you get it around
- 54:12Speaker 1: because the people that get stuck in the hood or
- 54:14Speaker 1: stuck at home or stuck it doesn't matter if you
- 54:16Speaker 1: don't go outside your house. But you're not gonna make nothing.
- 54:19Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, but you want to have some crazy shit,
- 54:21Speaker 2: is uh? I was doing math when I was like
- 54:23Speaker 2: fifteen to seventeen.
- 54:25Speaker 1: What the fuck? But not a lot for just like
- 54:27Speaker 1: it was it was speedback poking it or snorty poking.
- 54:30Speaker 2: It because it was speedback then, like it wasn't like
- 54:33Speaker 2: this ship now clean. And uh, I think I hooked
- 54:36Speaker 2: up with Fergie Dog because I used to do math
- 54:39Speaker 2: with the hyena from Hot Seeing the heins. Fergy Yeah,
- 54:43Speaker 2: a player and and look it up, look it up,
- 54:46Speaker 2: she says in an article. I used to fucking smoke
- 54:49Speaker 2: math with this crazy foo from Orange County when I
- 54:52Speaker 2: was like fifteen to seventeen.
- 54:54Speaker 1: You were in a math rol too, but like it
- 54:56Speaker 1: was just like once twice a week. It was just
- 54:58Speaker 1: like a thing like here we go, but you punked it.
- 55:01Speaker 1: But like it was different, homie. You would get like
- 55:04Speaker 1: a we weren't invent.
- 55:06Speaker 2: It was just something new to us, so you'd get
- 55:08Speaker 2: it the rose No, no, no, it was like it
- 55:10Speaker 2: was group Beer Brown or.
- 55:12Speaker 1: The bike Peanut butter Ma biker.
- 55:16Speaker 2: But like so you get a tinfoil, then you get
- 55:19Speaker 2: a pen, you take the plume mound and then you
- 55:21Speaker 2: had a hole and you light it and.
- 55:22Speaker 1: Just chase it. And then later on the glass people
- 55:27Speaker 1: came out speed balls up and the down speedballs like
- 55:32Speaker 1: seas glass and her oh ship. He's right though, look
- 55:34Speaker 1: he's putting it up there. He was, like she has
- 55:36Speaker 1: talked about her fucking use of math. It was with you,
- 55:40Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. You make too long better. You
- 55:42Speaker 1: took the map back to the OC, not because I
- 55:44Speaker 1: was partying in l A.
- 55:45Speaker 2: And then she would go to raves out here where
- 55:47Speaker 2: we were at too, because she was she didn't want
- 55:49Speaker 2: to be around like when you do drugs, you don't
- 55:51Speaker 2: want to be around your friends, so you go somewhere else.
- 55:54Speaker 1: People you don't know you want. But the take over
- 55:57Speaker 1: in your hood, like it's been, it took over, but
- 56:00Speaker 1: like and what like when okay, it was before I
- 56:03Speaker 1: was kind of expoking with a lot and cold, and
- 56:05Speaker 1: then meth took over and it hit hard and the.
- 56:07Speaker 2: Man hit hard as hell, like in ninety six, ninety
- 56:10Speaker 2: seven when it.
- 56:11Speaker 1: You were there in eighteen nineteen. So then you thought
- 56:14Speaker 1: your homie just losing it. No, not like this is
- 56:17Speaker 1: literally after the crack era.
- 56:19Speaker 2: Yeah, so what's happening is like there's fools that lost it,
- 56:22Speaker 2: but like they went to something stronger. But then I
- 56:25Speaker 2: have homies that are still actively doing it and functioning
- 56:28Speaker 2: have a job still. Yeah, Like I got a home
- 56:30Speaker 2: name relapse Raymond. There's full fucking relapses, like every half an.
- 56:34Speaker 1: Hour, he says, I'm not doing this again. It's motherfuckers,
- 56:38Speaker 1: So why last minutes? He's just successful successful. I forgot
- 56:46Speaker 1: a better car than me. Dog Like he's just like,
- 56:49Speaker 1: you know why, homie, because I'm more active than you do.
- 56:51Speaker 1: You sleep and they're active though they are employ them
- 56:56Speaker 1: up and playing them up.
- 56:57Speaker 2: Him and then like and like like he'll smoke he'll
- 57:00Speaker 2: smoke it or eat it.
- 57:01Speaker 1: He eats it, puts in his drinks, Scooby snacks.
- 57:03Speaker 2: Yeah, and what he like trains and gets rid of it,
- 57:07Speaker 2: like goes to the sun now, works out out, drinks
- 57:09Speaker 2: like he's healthy and like he's like, dude, it's really going.
- 57:12Speaker 1: So there's act. There's so one of my bro like
- 57:16Speaker 1: because yeah, and you didn't know Scooby snacks is when
- 57:18Speaker 1: you fucking eat it. I had a homie. I had
- 57:20Speaker 1: a homie who fucking ended up with Crowns disease because
- 57:22Speaker 1: he used to do that smoke it one time when
- 57:24Speaker 1: I was like fifteen, and the homie that came on
- 57:26Speaker 1: math glass whatever, and we're like, okay, we're a little joint.
- 57:29Speaker 1: And he was a joint. He would have spilled the
- 57:31Speaker 1: math on the joint. Luckily I tipped over the thing
- 57:34Speaker 1: in the meph all my carpet. And then he's like
- 57:36Speaker 1: it was so bad, I know, like my bad Betrol.
- 57:40Speaker 1: I spilled it but smoked the joint and then we
- 57:42Speaker 1: were almos he gont smoke map like that. And then
- 57:45Speaker 1: this days that ship is not this the price now
- 57:50Speaker 1: but now brook and that ship was, oh my god, bro,
- 57:53Speaker 1: that's right.
- 57:54Speaker 2: Now you can get like an ounce for like one
- 57:57Speaker 2: ten a pie is about that. But I don't I
- 58:01Speaker 2: don't mess with that at all. Like I did everything
- 58:04Speaker 2: little homie know, I mean young.
- 58:06Speaker 1: You try to who come into to try it? Marie
- 58:08Speaker 1: Lapse framing.
- 58:09Speaker 2: It was just girl like back then homiehas would be
- 58:12Speaker 2: like you not do everything bad, but but they're like, hey.
- 58:16Speaker 1: For like if you if you do this, it makes
- 58:18Speaker 1: you real warny and like because they want to get
- 58:22Speaker 1: that was so Hyas introduced it to us. Did it though, Yeah,
- 58:26Speaker 1: and then you'd be fierro. That was like bluetoo. You
- 58:29Speaker 1: were like brave heart, like brave heart through the sword.
- 58:33Speaker 1: But like you're awake, bro, You're awake for a whole week.
- 58:36Speaker 1: That sh hit harder than a rhino. They got. I
- 58:40Speaker 1: was just that's that's what that she hit harder than
- 58:43Speaker 1: a rhino. That made a rhino look like the river
- 58:45Speaker 1: bed rat. Back then, super fierro just taking it was
- 58:54Speaker 1: a part. But okay, I guess I think I can
- 58:56Speaker 1: say this the old school, that is what to c now,
- 59:00Speaker 1: oh is being passed around like butt be lying for
- 59:06Speaker 1: I did coke last year after like six years, I'm
- 59:09Speaker 1: like last year, last month. I don't like coke. Dwn
- 59:17Speaker 1: looking at him, open it body. He's like, in case
- 59:19Speaker 1: anybody wants to put some on the table, but nobody
- 59:22Speaker 1: right now. Damn jail in January, I'm on the wrong
- 59:28Speaker 1: full it's three years. We're not like that. Years ago
- 59:32Speaker 1: it was different. I wasn't here. There would be balloons
- 59:34Speaker 1: in here, no party, like I just I stopped doing
- 59:40Speaker 1: coked January second, because yeah, because I talking, I helped.
- 59:46Speaker 1: Hey what what website? What website? Can I go bet
- 59:49Speaker 1: on your dog? Relax? Relax, that's relapsed raymon. I'm like,
- 59:57Speaker 1: you know, okay, George, let him finish the story. Let
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: him finish the story. Good, You're good. Now you guys
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: are pumping it up.
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: So I was just fucking like, I wear pendaltons a lot,
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: and I don't I don't take them to the drag
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: cleaners if they don't need to. I steam on myself
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: and I put one on. I was in a hurry,
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: and I fucking I had to do five shows in
- 1:00:24Speaker 2: one day, and I was like, fuck it all right,
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: And then after the fifth shows, I got so tired.
- 1:00:30Speaker 2: Dog and I went in my pocket to get my
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: flot home and there was an eight ball in there
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: from like a year a dog still rock.
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: It was like it probably wasn't a little rock, but
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: when he squeezed it it tried to perfect.
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: It was like it was like you know wine, have
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: you lick you leave it.
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: He didn't even need to break it down, he just
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: he just squeezed it and then he could have you
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: could have lit it. I'm over here, hype No. I
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: was like, damn, I don't want to learn who was
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: with me? Dog?
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: But there was like six of us dog and we
- 1:01:03Speaker 2: all took like three quick beauty dog like fucking like
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: like like Mike Tyson uppercase.
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: Like, oh, dog did the whole boom boom pumping in dog?
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: And like I turned scandless. Dog, what happened?
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: I told my friends, Hey, dog, my lady wants me
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: to go home because I didn't want to share no more.
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: To keep the sack. The next keyp fifteen dollars, Next
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: key fifteen dollars six. Okay, look six foods. I would
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: have done the same ship too, Dog. How fast did
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: that first bottle go? An eight ball for six foods?
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: Is at least three decent and six three decent three
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: decent one lines? Yeah, you're tripping, not the GPS lines.
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, sharing lives, decent lines even split
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: like you.
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: So like, hey, dog, I go home and like I
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: start tripping, dog because like my cats, then they when
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: my cat's not fucked up, they fucking around.
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, oh really, homie, Like you're all coked down,
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: you don't want to feed me? Watch what they do
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: right now? Start sucking up your sure like they fucking
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: left so many footprints on the carpet. Dog. I was like,
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: what the fuck is someone walking around my house? You know,
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: were your coked? You start taking like hey, dog. It's
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: a lot of fucking prints right there. You're looking like footprints.
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: Like, So, I fucking vacuum all the carpet until I
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: got into my bed.
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: Eh. Then I just put the vacuum with me in bed,
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: and I looked up.
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: I'm like, if there's a fucking footprint out there, homie,
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: someone else is in here.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: No, that's my yass.
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: Oh man, I did so much coke. I fucking helped
- 1:02:50Speaker 2: Determinator find Sarah Connor.
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: It was hey, dog, all right, So these fools I
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: was talking on Wednesday morning. I was bigging, biging up
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: this show, and I was telling foods. Foods don't know.
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: I was. I was there the first hundred episodes. Like
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: in the first hundred episodes, I had the most appearances
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: on the George prest stories. Yes, yeah, back when she
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: was there and said he's making a comeback. I'll tell
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: you that much. I got on the phone with him
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: so and so trust I got we're working something out,
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: but the fools don't know. And I talked about it.
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: I was like, yo, Jeorge Perez used to have his
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: dog rest in peace killer. Yeah dog, this dog whoever
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: when we when the bag came out, dog dog. Fucking
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: who the fuck had the bag? You were his best friend?
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: Who will be sniffing on the floor? What was the
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: deal with Kiler? For? Where'd you get that food?
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: So my brother somebody o my brother money and they're like, hey,
- 1:03:51Speaker 2: we'll give you this expensive dog. And he was like,
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: you know what, that fucking dog's we're expensive. Yeah, you know,
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: and he had the papers and throw. My brother used
- 1:04:00Speaker 2: to sell math and he'd be like, hey, you know what,
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: I'm gonna take this fucking dog with me every time
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: I go make drop offs because can be.
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: Like this cute as dogah like this yeah yeah, but
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: in Alexis, you know. And uh so this one gets
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: caught like two times with Killer dog, Like I at
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: the bell, Killer, he calls me up, hey dog get
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: killed her? Why is that? It took him to the
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: dog pound. So on the second time, my brother gets
- 1:04:25Speaker 1: thirteen years.
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: So Killer stayed with us now dog and like he
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: he used to be with my brother at all the
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: hotel parties or whenever he cut it up.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: So Killer was all fucking he would do met dog dog,
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: that fucking dog.
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: Before I got him, he was a tweaker, like like
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: what does your dog do? When people ring the doorbell
- 1:04:45Speaker 2: or they knock, yeah, kill her. He would go and like.
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: Look through the miniblinds. He's like, hey man, it's heels
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: out there. He's good. Is he good? Like yeah, he's
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: just like his nose, that's what he does. Dog, he parties.
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: So when he like like like you know, you know,
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: you know when you do coke and like some of
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: it falls out no matter what.
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: You do. I don't think probation don't work. I try care.
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: He would be the worst to do coke with. Look
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: at his nose bigger than me when we did him.
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what you want? You want DVD
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: case like not that federal rest of all? Why the
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: fuck do you want dv DK because that's soft, Like
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: he don't on longer ride this guy? Yeah right, but
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: like that like that dog bro, that that's what he
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: used to be like because at that first hundred cool
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: the first hundred episodes, this was when digg Eddie was
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: the co host. At the time, Dogs shout and Eddie.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: People don't understand, Like I don't think we're ever gonna
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: get We're never gonna get the Joe name is era
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: a fucking side. Geddy back. You had to be there
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: to experience his crash out era. Dog, a grizzly bigger
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: that didn't give up. Dog. I'm talking about not just
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: a month or two. Homie had a whole two years
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: of crash out era. Like just he would have go
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: on Instagram Live because he was the manager of a
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: strip club and he stayed around though because Katie Full
- 1:06:21Speaker 1: Power DJ.
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: Yeah, well he was the manager of this club and
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: he'd go on the Instagram Live and pull out like
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: one of the strippers titties. But Cocone is like, you
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: want to get down here and do this?
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: Yeah, advertisement Dog, that's great. One of the lives that
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: was like, that was it. He would do this before
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: he got his ship bad and it took him a
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: while to get the Instagram back. And I used to
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: watch his lives. He would be like, come here, bitch,
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: like like like in the Singer Bro. And then this
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: one would be like I'm about to fucking dude a
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: line on her titty, Bro, and that FOI fucking Gravitate
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: put the ship in their permission, you know, yeah yeah,
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: like they were waiting, bro, and then well it was
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: fucking and it was crazy, bro, like you just didn't know.
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: I'll tell you guys off air. I don't want to
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: get us in trouble about this. I'm like, damn, what
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: the fuck word is this? That?
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just you know and uh because like during COVID,
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: Orange County is like we're not shitty, don't get out
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: of here, dogs, So like we stayed active. And then
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: the strip club it's in a city where there's only sheriffs,
- 1:07:26Speaker 2: so the sheriffs are like, we don't We're not going
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: to do these calls. So like we stayed open. And
- 1:07:31Speaker 2: then since none of the other clubs were open, all
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: the strippers came to us and we had fifty girls
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: in the day shift. Dogs in the day yeah, because
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: there was nothing opening.
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: Yeah, and like they would yeah, and they would bring
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: their own customers because they had contacts or like hey, dog,
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: you know about the life of our house. You know
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: about the library. Library, that's whack. The libraries were like
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: fools that are like go to church, you know, you
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: gotta go to the library, Sugar.
- 1:08:02Speaker 2: I go to the strip club where like the customers
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: there are serial killers and these girls, George, they give
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: them treatments so they don't kill people.
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: Do you know you don't work there no more? All right,
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: then don't go to t J. All right, all right,
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: J will knows all the y'all know Nicholas.
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: That's like, oh geez, like yeah, real rough strip club
- 1:08:27Speaker 4: and that one used to get get down and everything.
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: Like you on the table, right, you're getting a lot
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: that they're getting exact the same time. You've been there too. Yeah,
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: the first time to Nico last my commerce, but come
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: back popping right. I got there, but the homies and
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: some chicks are like, hey, aren't just gone back. I'm like, yeah,
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: start making out right there. And I was like, well,
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: Tommy over here, can I put my back on three plates?
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: Comebacks over here? I think I'm looking for chill. Made
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: that food for project. First of all, you're not supposed
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: to kiss the stripper. You're not supposed to kiss the
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: stripperful if she's she's where he said, hey, are you
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: come back? Let's make out? She did, imagine me for
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: coked out. Okay, bitch wants to kill the bomb, but
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: feed meal, let's go the harlet and she had the
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: let's go to the bad let me give it and
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: I sucked. Later on feed Man was it free ship
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: was it free or did you I just paid to
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: get into the club. I don't know paying for the
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: lapt that she better pay for me the fuck? What
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: about the after I'm waiting he goes in there like, hey,
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: well just call me later free. I need to get
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: that money, girl, come back, just come and chill Netflix.
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: I don't go to I don't go to the strip club. Bro.
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: I always feel like, look strip like, dude, bitch, I
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: will put it to my spot and give me left
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: and I'm good, Like I'm not gonna pay.
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: I only go to strip clubs to prove to myself
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: that I still got game.
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: You got that, but you can let me show you how.
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: Why Like when I go to the strip club, like
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: I go in there like all right, dog, I'm gonna
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: pay this twenty dollars thing and I'm gonna talk to
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: this higho and if.
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: I can get her to call me out of here
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: without doing a dance or nothing.
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: How much are you invested in I'm invest in. I'm
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: gonna do twenty bucks.
- 1:10:30Speaker 2: You're twenty bucks in twenty bucks in just to try
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: to change something to go hunting.
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're in the park. You're in the park now,
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: Like there's all these dfo and they come, dog, it's
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: a trip. But what do you say, listen player, because
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: I want to go. Yeah, he's about to let you
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: know why. It's why, like like no disrespect though, but
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: you go in to scumbag when I go into a
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: strip club, like they think I'm rich like George Lopez,
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: Oh my god, the comedience here eat.
- 1:11:00Speaker 2: And I'd be like, hey, homegirl, check it out. Only
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: got twenty on me right now. But like someone stole
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: my identity and ship, so I just can't have a
- 1:11:07Speaker 2: drink and see what's up, Like I want to party later.
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: We'll go go ahead, look me up on Instagram and
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: they're like, oh ship legit.
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: And then I got like I got like a picture
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: of me and Joe Rogan and they like all the
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: quick guys like dude, you know Barts does the same
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: ship the Barts does that. He's laughing the hardest, but
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: I bet you Bart. He's like this is me and
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: be real. He's like he's like, look I fed them all,
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: but I could give you meat too.
- 1:11:36Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: Finished go.
- 1:11:41Speaker 2: So then you start rapping to him and ship have
- 1:11:43Speaker 2: your homies fake called a hold on real quick, but
- 1:11:45Speaker 2: they talk loud a dog.
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: What's up man, hey Vegas? Next week? You want the
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: private jet or no?
- 1:11:51Speaker 6: You're like, like you have to, you know, because I
- 1:11:54Speaker 6: got photos of me on a private jet tour with
- 1:11:57Speaker 6: fluffy dog, so you know what I mean, Like, hey
- 1:11:59Speaker 6: dog and like and then this is where you seal
- 1:12:02Speaker 6: the deal, like a home girl.
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: Check it out, man like, So you haven't bought a
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: beer yet, let him tell the.
- 1:12:09Speaker 2: Cherry a homegirl, So check it out, man, Like, I
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: usually don't come to this ship. I was just bored.
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: I had twenty bucks. I wanted to come, but like, hey,
- 1:12:17Speaker 2: like I really party man, and you know what, you're cool?
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: So like you give her like a fifteen dollars sack
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: of your best ship and you're just like hey four hey,
- 1:12:26Speaker 2: you know, hey man, I should get my identity back,
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: like in a couple of days here if you want
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: to come to the pad and kick it or whatever.
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: Oh the next day, her friend, her friends call, everyone's
- 1:12:38Speaker 2: calling your dog.
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: So the coke And the main thing though, if you
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: don't give her the coke, but you gotta have like
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: you gotta have some kind of stelo on there. Yeah,
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: there's three things. There's game, cold, there's back in the
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: background to back it up, and there's the product. And
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: then when you were nine, all three of those that's
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: the only track. That's the home run that he just told. Yeah,
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: and you gotta walk in with the game. You gotta
- 1:12:58Speaker 1: go have them stuff to fucking back it up, and
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: then you gotta have the fucking exit plan afterwards. Put
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: this part again and again. Afterwards you're like that guy
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: that clean shoes. You're like, I just saved myself the plan.
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: There's even more. Yes, come back, see after this advice.
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: You should you should. You should get a strip club up.
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: I don't go to strip clubs, bro, no, but you should.
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: You should go once and and go check it out
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: and then and then try this game and see if
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: it works for you. You know, I'm not saying them online,
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: but the people that we know together, I gone with him. Yeah,
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: you gotta go on there. Yeah. He gives me like
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: he's all like, bring me two big booty bitches. That
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: fat like you know him, he's chill, right, he bring
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: me two big booty bitches. They'll come. And then he's like, here,
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: get me to give me money to like the bitch
- 1:13:51Speaker 1: like love love the love the strip club. Bro, I don't,
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: that's not fair. I'm thinking about two people. Hold on,
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: shut the mics off. What give me two big boody
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: bitches like grabbing up? Can you grab there? Can you
- 1:14:22Speaker 1: grab a stripper? No? I worked at a stripler for
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: twenty years. Can you if you got money, you can? Okay? Yeah? Good?
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: Because I'm always in there, Like I don't know what
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: they want to get violated. You know, I'm in there
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: thing consciously.
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: Bro's not that they want to get violated, but there's
- 1:14:35Speaker 2: just ones that are willing to get violated for those
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: twenty bucks.
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: I don't want to, Like skate homie, I'm already here.
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: It's like you have to swap yeah. Yeah, because when
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: I try to grab it, I'm like, damn, I'm be
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: because I don't. I'm telling you like I do photography
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: a lot of bits and I don't touch none of them.
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: So I'm like I kind of feel weird, like okay,
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: I'm but I guess. And then see the home is
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: grabbing cool, I'm like, maybe I should be grabbing cool too.
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: You know who I remember? You go ahead? Want to
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: not want to to check this out? The money are
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: using any kind of money back in the day to
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: make it rain in there. Why that's what you're supposed
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: to do. I just go to kick it and drinking
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: bearing abound. Hey, yeah, game little sack info. No, that
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: game was perfect before well bite dog, Yeah, that one
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: was good. I just go in there without that part. Yeah,
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: I was the opposite. I went in there to live
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: for clients. I just go in there because support the home. Well,
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: my thing was you had to bust out kind of
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: some money. I just worked, had to have the best weed.
- 1:15:31Speaker 1: But that line was okay, that one sounds more like casually.
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: Now you have it for six months to come make
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: it at the path, what dog?
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: And sometimes they'll just bone you two days and then
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: forget about you for like six months.
- 1:15:42Speaker 1: Don't remember that they have a man. They remember like,
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: oh I have a man. I forgot now. They don't
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: got men. They just got fools that tolerated until they're
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: sick and trick bart cheers. Do you ever meet any
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: tricks in there? Yeah, we'll get to the tricks story
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: right now. Was far jeers because you went to non
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: r you were non trick mod so you liked this
- 1:16:13Speaker 1: will do the most strippers, give me money. I'm the DJ.
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: What man, That's what I.
- 1:16:19Speaker 2: Mean, Like, I know what's up. I'm not a therapist
- 1:16:23Speaker 2: in there too, though.
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: You gotta listen to him.
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: But like I got so many jokes that town, like
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: I help, like I make him tough real like hey,
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: my baby dad don't like but so that he doesn't
- 1:16:31Speaker 2: like you.
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: What were you doing? Been all nutted and like what
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: do you want this mouck buying? If you come up
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: with Jordan's you'll forget upon it. I remember one. I
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: remember one time I went to the strip club with
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: Eddie and like it was when we used to hang
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: out at the comedy store, like it was era bro.
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: We used to just be there till like two three am.
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: I went to we went to the body shop and
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: they were hanging out. And then no, not that they
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: went to the body shop, and then we went to
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: like this other one where he knew this manager and
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: I just remember the security. We were just chilling right there,
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: right we were just drinking, and then I just remember
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: this fucking boucher went up to this fool with the
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: VI P. He was like, hey, stop eating her pussy,
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: Like yeah, that was just we just started cracking up.
- 1:17:16Speaker 7: I'm like bro, this is just gotta bleak. Like we're
- 1:17:20Speaker 7: like like we're like, we're just like what the funk bro,
- 1:17:24Speaker 7: Like We're just like, damn that kept drinking.
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: But yeah, I was just in the vi P in
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: the vi P. But the fools are stop beating. This
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: sounds like a femine familiar conversation. But he's doing it.
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: Puts in the VIPs. It's supposed to be the opposite.
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: It wasn't. Nobody we knew. I understand that the opposite.
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: Like fools that go to strip clubs are not like
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: us because we're hunters.
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: Fools to go to the strip club or just like
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: take my money or hunted getting hunted. Asked that que
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, so you're in that mentality of like
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: the tricks are to yours an idiot. These foods are
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: paying like money for the bitch for her.
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: Hey homie, they need it, and some fools like a
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: strip club saves saves marriages because if you're married and
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: you go in there and you just get I didn't
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: even cheating my wife. I don't have this bitches number nothing.
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: It's like it saves marriages.
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: You might you might stop a fucking uh well, he like,
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: it's entertainment. It's entertainment. Break the law. It's all that
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: industry is entertainment, bro, And if you know how to
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: market right, then your club will be popping.
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: If you don't think your wife ever went to a
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: spot and grabbed a couple of federal's dog, that's what
- 1:18:35Speaker 2: it is. Just don't even just don't shake my hand
- 1:18:40Speaker 2: when you come.
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: Home, wash your hand. Ba Hey, yeah, y'all seen the
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: movie clerks? Are you guys? You guys? I don't understand though, Like, hey,
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: i'd be DJing at the strip club dog and like
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: I got like, I got a burrito. I pulled the
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: burrito out.
- 1:18:56Speaker 2: You know what fucking I'm gonna eat in this fucking
- 1:18:59Speaker 2: real it's t D infested environment.
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: Client up from eating a burrito. Wait to see what happens. Player.
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: I opened the burrito, Dog, and then.
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: The fucking bitch cleans her pussy with the white dog
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: throws it on the burrito because she didn't see it.
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: And then she's like, oh my bad, let me get
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: that piece. And I was just like, yeah, did she
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: eat it or did she just like she didn't want
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: you to eat it. Take the whole thing, girl, You
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: had a burrito. The Sometimes you're like, I need to
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: make how long? Hey, how long were you doing that dj?
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: I've done it for twenty years. I DJ the club.
- 1:19:42Speaker 2: Yeah, I d two days a week right now. Because
- 1:19:45Speaker 2: it keeps me to the floor, homie. I never want
- 1:19:50Speaker 2: to like say, I'm never gonna leave where I came from,
- 1:19:52Speaker 2: but like it keeps me fast on my feet because
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: it keeps your bread, keeps your business, dog fast life.
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: Yeah, you're on it. Dogs. They're in there for eight hours,
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: let's say, or five, but they're not there at the bullshit.
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: You think they're there like waiting time and then give
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: me for money with up and the whole she's then
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: they're looking for money. She didn't go to work. She
- 1:20:14Speaker 1: waited eighty years ago. Bro, they to pay the for
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: forty bucks. I to leave smoke. I used to go smoke.
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: I didn't even care about drinking that Papa bottle. And
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: my boy, you go in there Papa bottle, don't even
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: drink the bottle. I'll take two three shots, give it
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: away to the girl, to the girls. All I would
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: be like, I'm just here to smoke. I was like,
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: you guys, have any clients you guys know people smoke weed.
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: Some of my best clients, Bro, those dust that are marketing. Bro, Yeah,
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: spend money, connect the dots for you because they're just
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: like you're the midst give me up and you just
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: keep them cool. They're like want weed, they want this
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: if you if you're something party life, but the stripper,
- 1:20:49Speaker 1: you're good the party life weed. That's why I was
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: at strip clubs doing that because you already know the
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: foods that have it to throw it away. They're doing something. Yeah,
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: they're smoking whatever they want, smoke bombsh. It doesn't matter
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: what color it is. Bro, They're involved. So yeah they
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: you know, it was a business move and sometimes it
- 1:21:10Speaker 1: always is. Bro, it's marketing schemes market there though it's marketing.
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: They've been selling pussy since the first day. Is always sold.
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: It still sells till this day. George, what's up? But
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: George Burns Stories?
- 1:21:20Speaker 2: George Prest's Stories is taking a break right now because
- 1:21:23Speaker 2: I did CNN and then I'm packaging up the special
- 1:21:27Speaker 2: other stuff I'm working on. I'm also doing another comedy
- 1:21:30Speaker 2: vinyl album and it's just been Active Dog. So I
- 1:21:35Speaker 2: felt like I wasn't given the fans the full George
- 1:21:38Speaker 2: and then I had to do drugs to beat him.
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: Then fuck up my week, you know what I mean.
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: That's fair. So like I took a little month off
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: and stuff, and uh like no network, no, just no
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: podcasting like my own podcast, Like I've done your podcast
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: for leapers, podcasts are doing it this time? Are you
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: just hang it? You're just not giving a about nothing,
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: like I'm doing comedy and everything. I'm just not podcasting
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: on Monday's mind. Yeah, it's good. Like I said, Bro,
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: you don't take energy to do that when you stay. Yeah,
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: when you stay, you have to travel, bro, Like he said,
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: like he took a break, he started doing at home
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: ship and he's bouncing and plu right now. Because I
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: want to get back into like that mentality. Like it's
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: something like it felt like Robot. I always trying to
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: chase every season. I'm trying to play ball everything, like
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna take the season off and
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: get better and then come back and play ball again
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: in the summer. You know, I'm just resetting, brother, I'm
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: trying to live life and get new material. You know
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: what it is, man? I mean, because you have a
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: lot of people that I know that in the travelom
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: they have been asking and I know there's something I know.
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: I know. I know some of the super chants, some
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: of the super chats are about it because you know,
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: like they do listen to it, Bro, because listen, Bro.
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: I used to. I used to all the homies just
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: look Bro. Before there used to be a podcast to
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: get me by every day, Martine and his son and
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: I used to be. Then it used to be George
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: Peress Stories. Then I used to hit the Joe Rogan.
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: Then I used to hit the Ryan Sickler podcast. I
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: had like a whole lineup. Now I'm looking at right now,
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: there's maybe three of those in there that are still
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: hanging in there strong. And it pieces me off, bro,
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: because I'm up at five thirty in the morning trying
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: to listen to some quality ship and I can't. And
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: I'm not the type of person that listens to the
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: old ship. Dog. I don't want coming back player Chill yeah, Dog,
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: I just slipping. When you run out of people, Bro,
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: unless they die, I'm gonna hit them up and be like, hey,
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: what the fuck's up? Dog? I need you to do it,
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: keep doing it. The comedy, So the podcasting thing is like, hey,
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: when you're back to me, let me go back out there. George. Yeah,
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm past episode four hundred, fuckers, you know
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: what I mean. And it's like, when you get to
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: five hundred, let's do something big. I am like, listen, like,
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: let's fucking we want to be a part of that, bro,
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: I got you, dog, I was a part of what
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: the first one hundred and two hundred. Yeah, no, you
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: were on. You were on. Remember the strip club episode?
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: And yo, that was crazy. Oh my god, I just
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: remember I was smoking with you probably, Yeah, the fucking
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: stupid comedy club because fucking NDDY took me to the
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: back the first time I went with them. Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: It was sitting all the way down at the end
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: of the fucking little alley way, sitting away and everyone's
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: praising this. Yeah, yeah, that's funny. And he's like, I
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: don't want to bother nobody at the comedy store. I
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: don't remember something I mentioned I forgot about. You know,
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: that's what you had a whole line though. It's popping, dog.
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: I mean, it's like, but you know, like I want
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: way more than that, Dog. I'm working on other stuff.
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: That's just that looks like what cave you know, you
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: go there just to kill some time whatever, shoot the
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: ship with George. I've been at the places in the
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: Comedy Store with George. I've been in places in the
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: comedy Store that I should have never been there. Those
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: were sacred grounds, like number one, that bar you were
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: in the game, I mean for sure, but like there's
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: a there's a secret bar where the homegirl who's the
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: home girl with the blue hair of the bartender back
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: then it was remember she used to always hook us up.
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: She used to be but she was cool as hell.
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: And that that was where that was where Joe Rogan
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: used to go hang on. Yeah, yeah, so she that's
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: what That's where Joe Rogan used to go hang out.
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: And we only got access there because George brought us there.
- 1:25:22Speaker 1: We had no business being in their dog We had
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: that place cracking. Yeah. And then well I mean we
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: I'm saying we a isn't like being like you you
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: had business being there because you're a comic. But and
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: then and then that one and then that one time
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: I remember fucking that was that it was somebody's office,
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: bro and that she had a shower in their dog
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: in the comedy room in that green room. No, this
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: was not the green room. This ship was an office.
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: We were that we were this. She was like this
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: this ship, there's no shower. We were all fucking we
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: were all fucking partying because there was a death stare dog.
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: And this was when Richie used to run the store.
- 1:25:58Speaker 1: This was like Richie used to run the store. And
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: then we we like I remember we went to an
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: office and I was like there was like nobody comes
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: up here and I was like this is crazy. Bro.
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: I was like, this has this but I had to
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: take a guess. This had to be like Mitty's old office. Yeah.
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: So like the store has three stages and it has
- 1:26:14Speaker 2: a huge office building on the top.
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: Yeah, like so you know, did you know guess who
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: used to own the comedy store? How far Bob? Before
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: before this we all we all used to listen to
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: this for on Sunday Sunday. Lebau our Leveaux was the
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: original owner really a cereals a restaurant and that's where
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: he would bring all the celebrities. Damn. Yeah that crazy.
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: You know what that place like our Lebau is a
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: vibe and he was a vibe rest is soul, you
- 1:26:48Speaker 1: know what I mean? And like he was such a
- 1:26:50Speaker 1: classy asked man, Bro that like that place. Now that
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: I know if he was the original designer, it makes
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: so much sense because that place, the fact that they've
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: never it up, it still gives that vibe and like
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: it it is what it is, Bro, Like, this is
- 1:27:05Speaker 1: the reason it is the real famous fucking comedy store Dog.
- 1:27:08Speaker 1: And that's why, like.
- 1:27:09Speaker 2: Six, I'm at the comedy store guys, February sixth, ten
- 1:27:12Speaker 2: o'clock funking funny Fridays.
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: Question about the comedy club will be there on February sixth,
- 1:27:17Speaker 1: and then on four to twenty. We got a We
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: Don't Smoke the Same podcast live everybody who everybody who
- 1:27:23Speaker 1: does what is it a set? What is a set? Time?
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: You do ten minute podcasts with us afterwards and we
- 1:27:28Speaker 1: fucking uh, what is it? Chop it up? Once we
- 1:27:30Speaker 1: sell plus seventy tickets, we get the main room. So
- 1:27:33Speaker 1: let's make it happen. I know we're already ahead, but
- 1:27:35Speaker 1: you guys are making it happen. And every person that
- 1:27:37Speaker 1: purchases a ticket at the end, you get a gift
- 1:27:39Speaker 1: back brought to you by our sponsors danger, So are
- 1:27:42Speaker 1: you gonna ask you? All right? So they always bring
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: up on the killing, like that comedy club was run
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: by poly Shor's mom.
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: But you meet her, that you mean I met her,
- 1:27:52Speaker 2: but like, uh, she was like in her sicker days
- 1:27:55Speaker 2: because she got sick.
- 1:27:56Speaker 1: Bro, she's she was not a comedian.
- 1:27:59Speaker 2: She was well, her husband was a comedian. So her
- 1:28:01Speaker 2: and her husband owned the comedy store.
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: They owned one in Vegas, they own one Hollywood, and
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: they own one in La Joya, Vegas. Yeah, and she
- 1:28:10Speaker 1: just she had the vision. The vision.
- 1:28:17Speaker 2: She had the vision of like I know when a
- 1:28:21Speaker 2: comic is good or I can make them good, and
- 1:28:24Speaker 2: she knew like what to say to you.
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: Yeah, no, like she's just what she done the like
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: anybody who somebody went to her and made it po
- 1:28:35Speaker 1: short her son, so that you think she trained them
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: to be like that, because it was not that she
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: trained them, is that she grew up in front of
- 1:28:42Speaker 1: it and like was like he was another world he was.
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: It was not. But even then when you're somebody's kid, bro,
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: you're not you don't want to be like your parents.
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: But she was not a comedian.
- 1:28:54Speaker 2: But you guys understand, like what Mitzi is like, uh,
- 1:28:57Speaker 2: what comedian player? Like she didn't funk about her family, homie,
- 1:29:02Speaker 2: she was running the mother fucking club comedy like a leader.
- 1:29:08Speaker 1: Like she ran that club, homie, Like she gave us
- 1:29:11Speaker 1: all a home and like you believe that everybody's vision. Like, bro,
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: she made she coached, not coach. I wouldn't say coach,
- 1:29:19Speaker 1: but now you would call it coach. The advice that
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: she gave people like Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, Richard pryor
- 1:29:26Speaker 1: all these people and like literally told them, yeah, like
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: all that kind of ship, bro, Like that ship made
- 1:29:32Speaker 1: you know some of the icons that we look up
- 1:29:34Speaker 1: that we look at today, we're like, damn, there ain't
- 1:29:36Speaker 1: been nobody like them. You know why because they went
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: through something that you can't. They are not over there
- 1:29:41Speaker 1: like a little lesson. They walk in and they say, hey,
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: I want to go up, Like they see everything, Bro,
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: how are you going to like okay, like in clothing,
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: like to get into It's not clothing. It's like so
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: they the blueprint to get into a company, like I
- 1:29:54Speaker 1: want to do coming.
- 1:29:55Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you the comedy store does it? They
- 1:29:57Speaker 2: have an open mic. You go up there and you
- 1:29:59Speaker 2: do the open mic and they see you develop, and
- 1:30:01Speaker 2: then you just got to like prove it all on stage.
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: Dog. So somebody's watching it in the gym pretty much
- 1:30:05Speaker 1: just shooting. No, it's not the rehearsal. Like, so you
- 1:30:08Speaker 1: do a rehearsal, you guys want an easy answer. It's
- 1:30:11Speaker 1: like but like like let me break it down, break
- 1:30:13Speaker 1: it down, break it down, like, hey, dog, everybody who
- 1:30:16Speaker 1: wants to be somebody is there.
- 1:30:19Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you can beat them, you're going up.
- 1:30:23Speaker 2: So I I just had to go in there, grind right,
- 1:30:27Speaker 2: be creative.
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: And it took me eight years for them to finally
- 1:30:30Speaker 1: put my name on the wall. And I was already
- 1:30:32Speaker 1: like on Netflix, HBO showed that don't mean nothing. That's
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: why that place is so like but that's more like
- 1:30:38Speaker 1: it's elbows, you rub elbows at the right people. No, no,
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: it's not elbows. It's there. They told Off, So that's
- 1:30:50Speaker 1: what part like it's legit.
- 1:30:51Speaker 2: Com like they told Seinfeld funk Off. They told Lewis
- 1:30:55Speaker 2: c k Now, how many we don't want you here?
- 1:30:57Speaker 2: They told Dank Cook like you can come to run up,
- 1:31:00Speaker 2: put your name on the wall, and.
- 1:31:04Speaker 1: Like that's strict there, it's just it's like it's real.
- 1:31:08Speaker 1: It's the real ship, like you know, community commit like
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: it's like you know, yeah, that's why that's where foods go,
- 1:31:15Speaker 1: like you know, like local vibes like something like like
- 1:31:20Speaker 1: like you know how nitty Ndy is another countries and
- 1:31:23Speaker 1: other states and live and forget that. But then but
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: they have to please the people that are nature here,
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: you know, like no, no, you're you're a job at
- 1:31:33Speaker 1: like the gas station, like no way, but say that's
- 1:31:35Speaker 1: the way.
- 1:31:36Speaker 2: Like over here, it's none of that stuff. Like no
- 1:31:39Speaker 2: comedian can walk up to the booker and.
- 1:31:41Speaker 1: Be like, hey pass this fall get the fuck out
- 1:31:43Speaker 1: here through the like you gotta go through a.
- 1:31:46Speaker 2: Process, player like everybody who's somebody went through that process.
- 1:31:51Speaker 2: Like when Joe Rogan was there, they told Joe Rogan,
- 1:31:54Speaker 2: go out, go up after Richard Pryor and Martin Lawrence
- 1:31:56Speaker 2: and if you yeah, and if you do good will
- 1:31:59Speaker 2: pass you.
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: So she did that to develop him as a training camp. Yeah, yes, exactly,
- 1:32:04Speaker 1: dog that she was. She was a I guess marketing genius.
- 1:32:09Speaker 1: Market She's just a comedy god that we don't know
- 1:32:13Speaker 1: her formula. Martin Lawrence is different from Richard Comedy minute.
- 1:32:18Speaker 1: Everyone's different. We're just talking about mit just knew it.
- 1:32:23Speaker 1: She was the professor X to the X man. You
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: have to have a leader, and someone had well, someone
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: has to tell someone that that's the best way you
- 1:32:31Speaker 1: can play it. It's like football. There's reasons the cult
- 1:32:33Speaker 1: for the reason because that coach tells you what you
- 1:32:35Speaker 1: could play A boxer's coach that. But I will teach
- 1:32:40Speaker 1: you how to be a better person.
- 1:32:41Speaker 2: If you guys schwarts, I say, she's a Phil Jackson.
- 1:32:44Speaker 2: She knew how to treat everybody different and exactly what
- 1:32:47Speaker 2: they were.
- 1:32:48Speaker 1: Professor Jordan a professor X. He cheated. He's yeah, yeah,
- 1:32:55Speaker 1: he's a coach. She's a good coach. Bill Jackson used
- 1:32:58Speaker 1: to watch his players one day he thought they they
- 1:33:00Speaker 1: weren't being watched. He used to be like, Hey, that's
- 1:33:03Speaker 1: how you're arguing with your bitch. So here's this book.
- 1:33:05Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like you know what I'm saying, Like,
- 1:33:08Speaker 1: all right, all right, let's get through these super chats
- 1:33:13Speaker 1: and then where we're at the long stretch. First one
- 1:33:15Speaker 1: goes to from uh E win. He says winning, Thank
- 1:33:18Speaker 1: you so much for that super chat. Dog. Next one
- 1:33:21Speaker 1: comes to speed Minion big, what's up to? George Prince
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: and everyone making this show happen? Same team, same team,
- 1:33:29Speaker 1: appreciate you dog? What same team? Uh, it's like our string.
- 1:33:33Speaker 1: It's like it's like our saying like a slow slow
- 1:33:37Speaker 1: you know. That's like when O when like when when
- 1:33:39Speaker 1: show go ahead? When foo show up to the to
- 1:33:42Speaker 1: the comedy show or any live event, like what's up?
- 1:33:45Speaker 1: Same teams? Just like do you hear? Same team? It
- 1:33:47Speaker 1: came from here depth tone made it up from the
- 1:33:49Speaker 1: death tones when we used to do nas. I thought
- 1:33:52Speaker 1: that's what the car like? Death don't? Did I tell
- 1:33:56Speaker 1: you my daughters did to me that day? Remember you
- 1:33:58Speaker 1: gave me the tickets. Yeah, so hey Doug, this gets
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: me tickets for dealing with this Martos.
- 1:34:03Speaker 2: And my daughters are like sixteen, and they're like, full
- 1:34:05Speaker 2: your fucking line, don't take us and it better not be.
- 1:34:09Speaker 1: Like it's vi P. I get their dog and they're like,
- 1:34:12Speaker 1: we only have one. And my daughter's are like, you
- 1:34:14Speaker 1: guys are scanless dog. I told you that, And then
- 1:34:17Speaker 1: I called this fool dog and he's.
- 1:34:19Speaker 2: Like, hey, homie, I can't get no reception. I was like,
- 1:34:22Speaker 2: all right, cool, So the lady goes, you know what, man,
- 1:34:25Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you four regular general passes.
- 1:34:27Speaker 1: You're here with your baby's mom and my two daughters.
- 1:34:30Speaker 1: He's all calls me back, and my daughter's acting up.
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: She goes, hey, homie, why'd you tell me the ship
- 1:34:36Speaker 1: was vip dog? We're not over there, she said, made
- 1:34:38Speaker 1: me look dumb. And I was like, look, homie, my bad.
- 1:34:43Speaker 1: Hold up. He's gonna calls me up. He go back
- 1:34:46Speaker 1: to the fucking front of yelled at that bitch. Do
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: we got you? All right?
- 1:34:49Speaker 2: And I I me and my daughter kicking like half
- 1:34:51Speaker 2: an hour without without go get in the new badges dog.
- 1:34:59Speaker 1: Right. I was like, hey, take a picture of me.
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: She's like, nah, there you did that card. How many
- 1:35:05Speaker 1: kids you? I have? Four? Okay, okay, So my my
- 1:35:08Speaker 1: daughters are sixteen and seventeen, and they're like so too
- 1:35:11Speaker 1: and too yeah. So then I'm like oldest old one
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: seventeen and sixteen. So we go to the will Connor.
- 1:35:18Speaker 1: They're like, what are you doing? I was like, watch this,
- 1:35:20Speaker 1: I'm gonna use my power right now.
- 1:35:23Speaker 5: Hey man, gay bro that shit. They're like, oh my god,
- 1:35:27Speaker 5: we're so sorry. I give them the they're walking around
- 1:35:33Speaker 5: with their passes.
- 1:35:33Speaker 1: Now flexing dog on the ground. Now yeah, I mean,
- 1:35:38Speaker 1: now do you want to go next year? Out talk
- 1:35:40Speaker 1: to staff. But then they got pissed off because they
- 1:35:43Speaker 1: were like, hey, we can go backstage with these, and
- 1:35:47Speaker 1: you didn't tell us. Old my dad sends us sixteen
- 1:35:52Speaker 1: and seventeen year old daughter. Yeah, you're like, I'm just
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: being a good dash shut up. Yeah in Vegas, bro,
- 1:35:58Speaker 1: you can't do that. Yeah. No, you're like, bro, like you,
- 1:36:01Speaker 1: I'll see you getting the river. But like that's it, Bro,
- 1:36:03Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let you know what's in there. Yeah
- 1:36:05Speaker 1: that's daughter shout out to set out to Steph tone
- 1:36:10Speaker 1: always making that happen, Stephan Carpenter real homie dance to
- 1:36:14Speaker 1: change What haven't the song changed by death tone? Yeah
- 1:36:18Speaker 1: that's the better one strip club song. Oh I bet
- 1:36:21Speaker 1: like if a girl goes dancing up to that, you
- 1:36:24Speaker 1: got a good chance of taking her home. Yeah, down,
- 1:36:29Speaker 1: down in your car home and with the white pony on. Like,
- 1:36:35Speaker 1: next one comes from speed? What is it? Uh? That
- 1:36:38Speaker 1: motherfucker says? All the cholos tuning in. That's right, get
- 1:36:43Speaker 1: him in here. How many lights are we at? There's
- 1:36:47Speaker 1: a lot in there. Now there's like, yeah, we're like
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: a couple of hundred from a hood. You better hit
- 1:36:52Speaker 1: that light.
- 1:36:52Speaker 2: But we're giving away four free tickets to the Covino
- 1:36:55Speaker 2: Laugh Factory this Friday and Saturday.
- 1:36:58Speaker 1: Four shows. But I'm only even the way.
- 1:37:00Speaker 2: All the shows are sold out except for the Friday
- 1:37:03Speaker 2: late show, like the other shows are almost sold out.
- 1:37:05Speaker 1: But if you want tickets, you gotta come tomorrow late show. Dog.
- 1:37:08Speaker 1: Ain't that if I call your name and you're in
- 1:37:12Speaker 1: California and hit him up because you do not want
- 1:37:15Speaker 1: to miss out? Trust me, like it's always a vibe
- 1:37:17Speaker 1: dog you never want to miss out, And George that
- 1:37:21Speaker 1: you're not gonna leave there like upset dog unless you
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: gotta fuck that baby mama. Next one comes from Ernando
- 1:37:28Speaker 1: JP seven k add me to the giveaways that you
- 1:37:31Speaker 1: call your added dog Pete Minion, Oh my life is uh.
- 1:37:40Speaker 1: Next one comes from Hawkeeen Rodriguez Salulus. George Perez is
- 1:37:45Speaker 1: a good example of a great role model for our
- 1:37:48Speaker 1: young generation to see. Big up, Sir George and you
- 1:37:51Speaker 1: guys for entertaining same team. Damn Salu to you, Hawkey,
- 1:37:57Speaker 1: he's been in there lately. I've been hearing his name
- 1:37:59Speaker 1: in the last with super chests. Bro, that's a different
- 1:38:01Speaker 1: This is different, howky, because I think one phoenix one
- 1:38:05Speaker 1: of the other phoenix, but the hawking the other food saying,
- 1:38:08Speaker 1: I don't know he won the other one, but it's
- 1:38:09Speaker 1: not him, all right, but uh shout out to all
- 1:38:12Speaker 1: the Hawkings out there. There's a lot of yeah yeah.
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: Our next one comes from Ewin sends another super chat
- 1:38:23Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Ewa. Ewan sends another supersticker, Thank
- 1:38:28Speaker 1: you so much. Menace the painter says, what's up, my boy?
- 1:38:33Speaker 1: So my boy, you go? Uh. Burns thirty two says,
- 1:38:38Speaker 1: all on the zone with the Brett Heart glasses. What
- 1:38:42Speaker 1: would your wrestling be name? Name be one love, y'all,
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: it would be a zone. What about you, Flavor? What
- 1:38:49Speaker 1: would your wrestling name be? George? My wrestling name would
- 1:38:53Speaker 1: be I don't know, like I pick you gotta pick
- 1:38:59Speaker 1: on tonight. Even even even at your era, wrestling was
- 1:39:03Speaker 1: great and drive chick lits I gotta take. Even at
- 1:39:07Speaker 1: your era, Bro, wrestling was great. I'm w w w C.
- 1:39:14Speaker 1: There was w w F, there was w w E,
- 1:39:16Speaker 1: there was w w C, w W. But I heard
- 1:39:19Speaker 1: the w w F had some legal things, so they
- 1:39:24Speaker 1: had to go to E and then E went back
- 1:39:26Speaker 1: to F because at the end of the day they
- 1:39:28Speaker 1: won or some ship like it's crazy. So your wrestling name,
- 1:39:33Speaker 1: My wrestling name would be sugar Wolf. Sugar Wolf, what's
- 1:39:41Speaker 1: your finishing move? The fucking I have the jokes now
- 1:39:45Speaker 1: we just started laughing and pining, laughing at the motherfuckers.
- 1:39:49Speaker 1: I can't think like Mike. I have Siasi's dog. So
- 1:39:53Speaker 1: like my finishing move would be like I jump off
- 1:39:55Speaker 1: the chop rope and just fucking lizards skin. Now my
- 1:40:00Speaker 1: finishing move would be like the very damn all wevels.
- 1:40:05Speaker 1: You hit the low blow brobs and a little bit
- 1:40:08Speaker 1: of my but you just come back. What's your name?
- 1:40:12Speaker 1: Wrestling name will be what is and I'll be right there.
- 1:40:17Speaker 1: I'll wrestle some food wrestling and his bitch being a
- 1:40:20Speaker 1: make up with her like man, and then what's up?
- 1:40:22Speaker 1: Get down then? And that's just candy, Just say what
- 1:40:27Speaker 1: it is covered by the viel candy. I'm gonna beating,
- 1:40:31Speaker 1: I'm gonna suck your bitch. What's up? I don't know.
- 1:40:35Speaker 1: I've always been in the headlog and I'm in a contract.
- 1:40:37Speaker 1: You're like, your lady has a different road, Dude, you
- 1:40:41Speaker 1: have to pay j. Hey, we're gonna make it look
- 1:40:49Speaker 1: it's gonna be the DJ d J w W and
- 1:40:52Speaker 1: then it'll be me as a wrestler night. Pay my DJ. Dog.
- 1:40:55Speaker 1: Come on, man, DJ, thank you for letting me be
- 1:41:00Speaker 1: not your show up for an hour. Then bounce, let
- 1:41:06Speaker 1: me fuck, let me fuck out. I made two million
- 1:41:11Speaker 1: dollars right now. You didn't want to go back in? Okay, okay,
- 1:41:15Speaker 1: And that was the fastest league ever, Dog that you
- 1:41:18Speaker 1: didn't trust me? No, No, that was a bumper league.
- 1:41:22Speaker 1: That was a bump. That was a I'm good. It's
- 1:41:26Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, sober all right. Next one comes from
- 1:41:29Speaker 1: AIX Burns thirty two or l uh Fernando JP seven
- 1:41:37Speaker 1: salute Moneir and GPS from the Tahoe Resort. My guy,
- 1:41:42Speaker 1: my dog, he's been tuning in a lot, bro and
- 1:41:44Speaker 1: we're gonna go. We're going in the summer. Dog, I
- 1:41:46Speaker 1: know you know why I want to go in the summer.
- 1:41:48Speaker 1: You better get a mountain bike. I'll go and I'm
- 1:41:50Speaker 1: gonna take my mountain bike. This is well, we can
- 1:41:52Speaker 1: run him. I got one where oh yeah, comedy has
- 1:41:59Speaker 1: to get there, comedy club in town. Let's go. All right,
- 1:42:04Speaker 1: we got to set it up, bro. First of all,
- 1:42:06Speaker 1: we gotta get George Price booked out there on the week.
- 1:42:08Speaker 1: All right, look, I'll see you over there. Like this
- 1:42:11Speaker 1: is the game plan. We go talk to wise guys. Look, bro,
- 1:42:16Speaker 1: we go talk to wise guys. We get George Price's books,
- 1:42:19Speaker 1: so he gets papered right's papered right. And then we
- 1:42:22Speaker 1: talked to the resort guys, so that would we get
- 1:42:24Speaker 1: our compliments he quote unquote discount rooms. And then and
- 1:42:27Speaker 1: then we fucking chill with the resort. And then we
- 1:42:29Speaker 1: just go watch George Price support and then we have
- 1:42:31Speaker 1: a good even the resort guy comes through, and then
- 1:42:34Speaker 1: we get the people. We could advertise it to the
- 1:42:36Speaker 1: people with the resort, and then we can just chill
- 1:42:38Speaker 1: dog the summertime. The summertime is not snow, but you
- 1:42:44Speaker 1: can bring it it for But the summertime is nice, Bro,
- 1:42:48Speaker 1: it's good. Yeah, it's nice out there, bro. People people
- 1:42:51Speaker 1: don't understand. Look, bro, what is hawful? You can deal
- 1:42:54Speaker 1: with it, but when it's cold, we gotta be inside. Listen,
- 1:42:57Speaker 1: you know, if you you have out of all people
- 1:43:00Speaker 1: should know what like sweater? Sweater weather is right all
- 1:43:05Speaker 1: the okay, so what's the summertime? They better take my swear.
- 1:43:09Speaker 1: But why do you want to party during the winter?
- 1:43:11Speaker 1: You want to go out to a party scene during
- 1:43:13Speaker 1: some of the motherfucking Gusher's dog. I thought you're gonna
- 1:43:16Speaker 1: ask for this. You haven't had a homie a a
- 1:43:18Speaker 1: Have you ever seen another wearing the sweater? Like you
- 1:43:21Speaker 1: left some chick's house, like, hey, you know, come back sweater?
- 1:43:25Speaker 1: You know you know what's the worst one? Bro? This
- 1:43:31Speaker 1: is the worst one I get and I hate it.
- 1:43:33Speaker 1: I'll be shooting pictures of a bitch right and sheould
- 1:43:36Speaker 1: be like, oh, I can't wait to post on my ex,
- 1:43:38Speaker 1: gonna be oh my, he don't like you a bitch?
- 1:43:41Speaker 1: An hour of photos you revenge, you invested in the
- 1:43:45Speaker 1: hower of I'm still gonna hit. But they shouldn't. You
- 1:43:49Speaker 1: shouldn't be bothered by you being revenge dick. Yeah, but
- 1:43:53Speaker 1: sometimes I have I have Well, you can't have no
- 1:43:56Speaker 1: feeling that you can't You can't have no if you're
- 1:44:00Speaker 1: just handing up follow as a humor case. She likes me,
- 1:44:03Speaker 1: I am not for HERX. You're looking for love. But
- 1:44:06Speaker 1: why you say that that's already sucking up. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:44:09Speaker 1: if you're looking for that's not the attitude. But if
- 1:44:12Speaker 1: you're looking for love, that sounds like God there for
- 1:44:16Speaker 1: the day. But I hate like, let's let's shoot like
- 1:44:20Speaker 1: all my magic. That's supposed to be the club about
- 1:44:28Speaker 1: my guys, baby mama. Hey Trump is paying? Hey Trump says,
- 1:44:33Speaker 1: you can fucking claim uh child support. I mean claim
- 1:44:37Speaker 1: a George about shooting the club up. You can claim
- 1:44:39Speaker 1: the child, the kids, you can claim the child if
- 1:44:42Speaker 1: you're playing the child support nowadays you claim text right off.
- 1:44:47Speaker 1: That's what I said. You know you could get it.
- 1:44:49Speaker 1: You gotta claim baby mama doesn't get shipped. But you know,
- 1:44:53Speaker 1: all right, let's get let's get through the last ones.
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- 1:45:33Speaker 1: secret menu, and everybody in the chat room. Let them
- 1:45:36Speaker 1: know how Secret manual treat you. Trust me, the community
- 1:45:38Speaker 1: will let you know. So if you need the chick Lits,
- 1:45:40Speaker 1: they're in there, along with the Hadar flavor, along with
- 1:45:43Speaker 1: the Craft cartel, along with the Kenji flavors, along with
- 1:45:46Speaker 1: everything else. Bro, trust me, there's no hype behind all
- 1:45:49Speaker 1: this shit. Hold me that was here? You call him
- 1:45:52Speaker 1: that Kenji? No no, no, no, Kenji is ye car Yeah.
- 1:45:58Speaker 1: The world yeah was like I know this wasna. It
- 1:46:01Speaker 1: was like that's the same person, Carlos album says. Another
- 1:46:04Speaker 1: one says, same team team. Uh. Next, We're gonna have
- 1:46:09Speaker 1: Knja on the show soon. I was talking to uh
- 1:46:11Speaker 1: Navajo us Navajo Ace one says, shout out to GPS
- 1:46:16Speaker 1: and scumbag from the Navajo Cold brand. Her native Indian Navajo. Honestly,
- 1:46:22Speaker 1: Bro Navajo co brand shout out to them, because the
- 1:46:25Speaker 1: homie's been put in in work. The homie Don Kennedy
- 1:46:28Speaker 1: shows mad love to him, and that ship is a
- 1:46:30Speaker 1: very hard flex the artist that gets a very hard
- 1:46:33Speaker 1: flex to get. I want some Navajo gear and I
- 1:46:36Speaker 1: know George will rock the funk out of it, because
- 1:46:37Speaker 1: that's what they make a lot of homy friendly gear.
- 1:46:39Speaker 1: Because I really know Bro, like Bro, I know I
- 1:46:42Speaker 1: know George for a cool minute. Don't ever give George
- 1:46:45Speaker 1: no yellow ass shirt, Bro, or some fucking some gay
- 1:46:48Speaker 1: ass looking shirt. Dog black. George is gonna wear some
- 1:46:51Speaker 1: blue navy black white T shirt and that's it. Don't
- 1:46:56Speaker 1: be giving them no fucking tye die be giving them
- 1:46:59Speaker 1: no fuck sh that's you're twenty five and beautiful and
- 1:47:03Speaker 1: you're gonna wear the same color with you in Vegas.
- 1:47:05Speaker 1: I'll do that. You gotta put a little trip twenty
- 1:47:07Speaker 1: five the trip, Hey George, give them that, Okay. I
- 1:47:11Speaker 1: don't know that many twenty five year old girlds that
- 1:47:13Speaker 1: are giving me T shirts right now. You know, it's usual.
- 1:47:16Speaker 1: It's usually baby side digs talking about Hey, Bro, let
- 1:47:19Speaker 1: me fucking let me let me hook you up the
- 1:47:21Speaker 1: dog like I made this shirt. But yeah, hey, but
- 1:47:25Speaker 1: straight up though, like like George is only gonna wear
- 1:47:28Speaker 1: some female a ship dog like straight up like only
- 1:47:30Speaker 1: some ship. If you look at all the homies little
- 1:47:33Speaker 1: cartoons back in the day, you see whatever they were,
- 1:47:35Speaker 1: George were a right, I got that, Jordans four. When
- 1:47:39Speaker 1: are you gonna get your own homie toy? Dog? The
- 1:47:41Speaker 1: all whites too, George? You know, honestly, let's put that
- 1:47:45Speaker 1: in the in the universe. Dog. I think you deserve
- 1:47:47Speaker 1: your own I think you deserve to get your own
- 1:47:49Speaker 1: homie toy. You not have a collection? You're old the
- 1:47:52Speaker 1: little fucking the little yeah with the mic and the
- 1:47:55Speaker 1: little brick wall behind it from the fifty sees bro Yeah, laughter,
- 1:48:01Speaker 1: you don't have a collection? What you never? You never?
- 1:48:05Speaker 1: Do you know about the homies? You funk about the
- 1:48:06Speaker 1: homie come on to do practice hitting fools? No, you
- 1:48:16Speaker 1: know you're looking at it wrong. You could be counting
- 1:48:19Speaker 1: the money while fools do that. You get the collection,
- 1:48:22Speaker 1: and it's worth that once you make yourself a part
- 1:48:26Speaker 1: of the collection, because you're the only one that will qualify.
- 1:48:29Speaker 1: I'm not really like if they want to hit me
- 1:48:30Speaker 1: up and do a collapse. I'm down, but I'm not
- 1:48:32Speaker 1: well maybe not after those comments, but I want to
- 1:48:36Speaker 1: make my head. I want to be part of like
- 1:48:38Speaker 1: what I do well. I mean they're really big in
- 1:48:41Speaker 1: the actual coach. That's cool, doll, but like I don't,
- 1:48:44Speaker 1: I don't join them. I beat them, but I think
- 1:48:47Speaker 1: I personally think it would be a sick as look
- 1:48:50Speaker 1: because they don't have anybody like you in the collection.
- 1:48:53Speaker 1: So they have like they gave it to like like
- 1:48:55Speaker 1: Creeper has one. But it's like, you know, they got
- 1:48:58Speaker 1: the little post. But it's like, yo, you're the thing.
- 1:49:00Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, So you could you know,
- 1:49:04Speaker 1: I think you deserve yours too, dog disrespect. That fool
- 1:49:07Speaker 1: did a post. She's like, hey, I'm a year sober
- 1:49:09Speaker 1: for cocaine.
- 1:49:11Speaker 2: And then the girl goes, I remember when you were
- 1:49:12Speaker 2: all cooked that he goes, yeah, man, I remember all
- 1:49:14Speaker 2: those butt.
- 1:49:14Speaker 1: Plugs to the girl got the butt plug. I don't know,
- 1:49:22Speaker 1: but it's like she brought the butt plug like them.
- 1:49:28Speaker 1: You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy though, Like
- 1:49:32Speaker 1: when we has toys, fool saying like crazy, Hey, I
- 1:49:36Speaker 1: fun freaky I have dial those I have vibrands like, hey,
- 1:49:40Speaker 1: you not that on yourself, Pat, you're freaking ass food,
- 1:49:43Speaker 1: like if you have a deal doing there? One man
- 1:49:49Speaker 1: basic like, no, you don't, that's not for the bitch.
- 1:49:51Speaker 1: But one male telling another male multiple of those words
- 1:49:55Speaker 1: that was be all bad. No, I heard it, and
- 1:49:58Speaker 1: I don't want to hear no more. I'll cool. Oh
- 1:50:00Speaker 1: you have in your room? Uh? Then I don't think
- 1:50:03Speaker 1: she is. You took a test. That sounds like something. Yeah,
- 1:50:06Speaker 1: that sounds like somebody that sounds like it was like, yo,
- 1:50:09Speaker 1: you ever, don't cloak in case you hear somebody else
- 1:50:11Speaker 1: saying like no, but you have something. Yeah, come on,
- 1:50:15Speaker 1: that's some fool says that either if she has a
- 1:50:18Speaker 1: dial dough, either you have a little dick that she
- 1:50:20Speaker 1: has to have a dial dough, or you're packing and
- 1:50:23Speaker 1: she need are not there, So you got to think
- 1:50:25Speaker 1: about it like a bit. You gonna have a if
- 1:50:27Speaker 1: you go to a girls house and her buildos are
- 1:50:29Speaker 1: bigger than your dick, give up, throw those motherfuckers out
- 1:50:32Speaker 1: the window. You're the way. You ain't work. This does work.
- 1:50:37Speaker 1: George is like I already came over. If a girl's
- 1:50:40Speaker 1: a do dog come here? I put the doll in
- 1:50:42Speaker 1: the backyard that shoot with the corner. That's pushy. But
- 1:50:48Speaker 1: don't even put a toy in there like that.
- 1:50:52Speaker 2: I'll fucking strap burn them. I'll put it on a
- 1:50:54Speaker 2: cross like to make it all crazy.
- 1:50:58Speaker 1: The whole crust is vibrating out of here. Let's get
- 1:51:05Speaker 1: into the last couple of ones. E Win says, phone
- 1:51:08Speaker 1: banging on the party line is wild loup Dog the Loop.
- 1:51:14Speaker 1: I remember I met right here from the Loop food.
- 1:51:17Speaker 1: I remember that, suspect. That's how you meet someone, how
- 1:51:21Speaker 1: you meet mail meets another that's that's like going on.
- 1:51:26Speaker 1: I took today mail meet another male for fun activities.
- 1:51:30Speaker 1: I talked like I meant the mailed meet the other
- 1:51:33Speaker 1: male for a podcast with me for your funny. That's gay.
- 1:51:39Speaker 1: You like the me you're funny. That's pretty gay for
- 1:51:44Speaker 1: when I was on the Loop. I remember taking the
- 1:51:46Speaker 1: bus like the first time I took a bus to
- 1:51:49Speaker 1: go meet a brocker bitch named Irish like you're macaro Park.
- 1:51:53Speaker 1: I used to be a metal head. Your new iris
- 1:51:59Speaker 1: do we get the bitches? That's why we and MacArthur Park.
- 1:52:05Speaker 1: Damn they had skanky like skanker bitches. Let me don't
- 1:52:10Speaker 1: let me find out. You knew iris too. Dog, We do,
- 1:52:14Speaker 1: we do all right? Next one comes fucking the loop?
- 1:52:20Speaker 1: Dog famous.
- 1:52:22Speaker 8: My name was Max on there by the way. All right, Hey, yeah, dog,
- 1:52:29Speaker 8: I know we know her. No you want to you
- 1:52:31Speaker 8: want to be a Max?
- 1:52:32Speaker 1: What do you call him? I had a fake AS's name?
- 1:52:34Speaker 1: What's his name? To you? It was? I didn't tell
- 1:52:37Speaker 1: you a lot about you don't know him? Yeah, I
- 1:52:41Speaker 1: know Tweek. Hey, you're digging a hole. We're digging a hole,
- 1:52:49Speaker 1: tweaking one step before tweaky and I met Huffer, Huffer
- 1:52:53Speaker 1: the best tagger out there. Hoffer and I'm on the
- 1:52:55Speaker 1: loop or friends still this day? Bro, Like you said,
- 1:53:00Speaker 1: you have been for so long it matters. Well we
- 1:53:02Speaker 1: know from back then, so you make it now and
- 1:53:04Speaker 1: could be popping bro, So you gotta take advantage of
- 1:53:06Speaker 1: all your friends. But okay, he's popping it. We're still
- 1:53:13Speaker 1: the same fucking room. We have no other connection. But
- 1:53:17Speaker 1: that's a lot. Yeah, come there, whatever come in here
- 1:53:20Speaker 1: made me realize that need to do something in my career.
- 1:53:22Speaker 1: But you have dog, what do you mean we'd be
- 1:53:26Speaker 1: doing something for people all the time. That's fucked up
- 1:53:29Speaker 1: right now, right now, I can honestly, I watched a
- 1:53:32Speaker 1: little bit. I watched the g T. There's the Green
- 1:53:34Speaker 1: Dale Show and now and you're on both today. Right,
- 1:53:40Speaker 1: you're a lot more active right here, like we have fun.
- 1:53:43Speaker 1: Don't understand, Like, yo, shut up, there's no there's no
- 1:53:51Speaker 1: there's no like, look, bro, we don't. We don't have
- 1:53:54Speaker 1: a format. We do exactly what the fuck we do.
- 1:53:56Speaker 1: And that's the reason. Like it's a vibe. That's the
- 1:53:58Speaker 1: reason it's always been a right dog. Like it's not
- 1:54:01Speaker 1: for everybody. I just got one butter, but like yo,
- 1:54:04Speaker 1: when we had when we do our research, like the
- 1:54:05Speaker 1: funny ship that came out when we had to do
- 1:54:07Speaker 1: our research. Even though you know you Google says dollar
- 1:54:12Speaker 1: Tree model dog when you go when I Google Doude,
- 1:54:16Speaker 1: this ship said has modeled for Dollar Tree, and I'm like,
- 1:54:21Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, I know this is something that he's
- 1:54:23Speaker 1: just been saying on the podcast. Got six gs Google? Okay,
- 1:54:26Speaker 1: is this true? Or what? Don't be lying? How many
- 1:54:29Speaker 1: hours of work? But it was like about six shoots dog,
- 1:54:32Speaker 1: So how many hours for what a product grewould?
- 1:54:36Speaker 2: So like they were selling like hardware and I read there,
- 1:54:39Speaker 2: but you know the sprays like the hardware.
- 1:54:41Speaker 1: What is hardware? Like the spray for the wood and
- 1:54:43Speaker 1: ship you know what I mean? Like that clean a
- 1:54:46Speaker 1: dollar tree for one dollar? Why you guys, I'm telling
- 1:54:49Speaker 1: you ship together one blue and what together? Hang on
- 1:54:54Speaker 1: now people and like it was like supposed to be
- 1:54:58Speaker 1: a prank, but they used it. Doug, Yeah, I got
- 1:55:01Speaker 1: six gs for that. So I just I just you
- 1:55:04Speaker 1: and you know what's crazy? Dog? Like I went shopping
- 1:55:06Speaker 1: at a dollar tree. You pull out one hundred bucks
- 1:55:08Speaker 1: out of dollar chair. But it looks just like yeah
- 1:55:10Speaker 1: because they yeah eb T or car not nice sense store. Dog.
- 1:55:14Speaker 1: When they when the manager at the at the at
- 1:55:17Speaker 1: the fucking death goes like I'm gonna need a manager
- 1:55:20Speaker 1: and the manager has to come. It's like, oh, we
- 1:55:23Speaker 1: got a hundred yeah yeah yeah. The marker you like
- 1:55:27Speaker 1: they checked, I sold a couple of ounces today, beach,
- 1:55:31Speaker 1: Like I could afford three ninety nine three skins for
- 1:55:33Speaker 1: one dollar? What the fuck? I was like, you can
- 1:55:37Speaker 1: tell that ship. I had a ninety nice sense store
- 1:55:39Speaker 1: breakfast Beach, it's free. Remember when got E B T
- 1:55:44Speaker 1: and then I started having frozen food there. I'm like, oh,
- 1:55:46Speaker 1: that frozen food in here. Not nic said store had
- 1:55:48Speaker 1: beer at one time. I remember they had they'd have beer.
- 1:55:51Speaker 1: Any nice sister had liquor from the Christian Brothers. Dog.
- 1:55:55Speaker 1: I remember they used to have little bottles from this
- 1:55:56Speaker 1: company called the Christian Brothers Wine or something. Yeah, it
- 1:55:59Speaker 1: was like it was gin and I remember that like
- 1:56:01Speaker 1: when I was younger food. I remember that I fucking
- 1:56:04Speaker 1: literally put that ship in my pocket and then I
- 1:56:06Speaker 1: and then my mom got mad at me for stealing,
- 1:56:08Speaker 1: and she was like, who, why'd you steal that? I
- 1:56:09Speaker 1: was like from my grandma, Like, yeah, I fool Like
- 1:56:13Speaker 1: I was like, this is an alcoholic No it was.
- 1:56:16Speaker 1: She wasn't an alcoholic god restless, but like I thought
- 1:56:18Speaker 1: it was. I was like eight or nine, but I
- 1:56:20Speaker 1: thought I said Christian Brothers and had a little cross
- 1:56:22Speaker 1: and I was like, well, my grandma'll be praying. So
- 1:56:24Speaker 1: I was like, let me get her this ship. And
- 1:56:27Speaker 1: I fucking thought and look, key dog, shout out to
- 1:56:30Speaker 1: my grandma. She had my back. She was an Olypegs lingo.
- 1:56:33Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:56:35Speaker 1: Yeah, his head was in the right place, you know,
- 1:56:39Speaker 1: Like next one comes from Carlos albus Is. We don't
- 1:56:43Speaker 1: have a lot of time. Tell me about to take
- 1:56:46Speaker 1: this shot? All right, I already been taking this one, yeah, George.
- 1:56:50Speaker 1: Next one comes from ten Flowers. George press what happened
- 1:56:53Speaker 1: at GPS stories? He just answered that. Next one comes
- 1:56:56Speaker 1: from Browsy with the new baby twins shout out to
- 1:56:59Speaker 1: we don't smell the same and s C South Central
- 1:57:02Speaker 1: and the whole uh table. It is the first time
- 1:57:06Speaker 1: I hear her say s C ever, and I've been
- 1:57:09Speaker 1: here about a year or something now. I think it's
- 1:57:12Speaker 1: because the hood a good night south Central. You know
- 1:57:16Speaker 1: about that, right, But he's o C. He's not LA though.
- 1:57:19Speaker 1: That's have you had con on your podcast? I mean,
- 1:57:22Speaker 1: I'm southern California, Latino, the jo like but the old
- 1:57:26Speaker 1: Sea side when you were younger, was there more white
- 1:57:30Speaker 1: people over there? What? Bro? I mean there's white people everywhere,
- 1:57:33Speaker 1: Like there's white people in LA that just don't live
- 1:57:35Speaker 1: in am I block. We kicked them out because my
- 1:57:38Speaker 1: brother took a ship and that was back on your
- 1:57:41Speaker 1: area is Latino? Yeah, all Latino, that side of the
- 1:57:45Speaker 1: one oh five, Bro is Latino.
- 1:57:49Speaker 2: So like Orange Counties, manchkin the funk out. But then
- 1:57:52Speaker 2: there's the South County that's our Valley where they got
- 1:57:54Speaker 2: like all the rich people living.
- 1:57:56Speaker 1: You know where I grew up and you're in the nineties,
- 1:57:58Speaker 1: Well okay to me. When I was a little orange
- 1:58:01Speaker 1: kind to go skate, it was at a white point
- 1:58:03Speaker 1: and I felt like kind of weird.
- 1:58:04Speaker 2: Yeah, because Mexicans didn't have money to skate over their dog,
- 1:58:07Speaker 2: you know what I mean. We had our own stuff.
- 1:58:09Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that's not like but for you was active,
- 1:58:12Speaker 1: Like I used to have a Tommy Railroad board Lance
- 1:58:18Speaker 1: Mountain candle Gill. I used to have t bone with
- 1:58:21Speaker 1: the independent trucks. That was the life style there. Like
- 1:58:24Speaker 1: over here, like you got a gang bang, No, you had.
- 1:58:26Speaker 1: It's the same, the same, it's the same. It's just
- 1:58:30Speaker 1: La is a lot of more people that it was.
- 1:58:34Speaker 1: B It was the same. But it's just like we
- 1:58:38Speaker 1: didn't have the ghetto birds, but we did. We had
- 1:58:41Speaker 1: to gettle bird every day.
- 1:58:43Speaker 2: Yeah, we had it, but not like every day like
- 1:58:46Speaker 2: you canna remember though, Like we're always in Santana and
- 1:58:49Speaker 2: now have those places are sucking active.
- 1:58:51Speaker 1: They're hot and still hot. Yeah, still everywhere is active.
- 1:58:55Speaker 1: Bro Downtown Santa has tons of orange broh. Yeah, Bron
- 1:59:02Speaker 1: two months ago that place was active was weird man
- 1:59:05Speaker 1: straight up like you feel like in the Nights again
- 1:59:07Speaker 1: like or now Victormville was like straight swap. Let's get
- 1:59:12Speaker 1: through these last ones. So we're almost at the end,
- 1:59:16Speaker 1: says uh says we don't need Edgars and we don't
- 1:59:20Speaker 1: smoke the same. I'm original Edgar, so don't be getting
- 1:59:25Speaker 1: mad at he is. But he doesn't have the haircut.
- 1:59:28Speaker 1: Co if he if he had the hair you think
- 1:59:33Speaker 1: he would have their I would I would be slick back. Yeah,
- 1:59:38Speaker 1: that's what I used to rock when I was younger,
- 1:59:39Speaker 1: when you had like before the spiky Ship. Next one
- 1:59:44Speaker 1: comes from Commander Road says sick ass collapse, Thank you
- 1:59:48Speaker 1: so much. Gilbert Partita says, first time in the super Chat,
- 1:59:52Speaker 1: same team, Thank you so much, Gilbert, the first time. Welcome,
- 1:59:56Speaker 1: let me see gil uh To eight seven four says
- 2:00:00Speaker 1: what's up my boy? The next one comes from Albert
- 2:00:05Speaker 1: McFly says what's up from the has sal you Yeah,
- 2:00:09Speaker 1: heard you go. Carlos Alba since another supersticker, Thank you
- 2:00:13Speaker 1: so much, appreciate the love and that raffle. He's definitely in. Yeah,
- 2:00:20Speaker 1: low key Booms two four seven says what would you
- 2:00:26Speaker 1: rather have? The Edgar cut or the Filipino chili bowl.
- 2:00:31Speaker 1: That's almost the same, but the Edgar haircut fades down
- 2:00:35Speaker 1: to Edgar turned into the head almost you're either an
- 2:00:39Speaker 1: editor or your bald. I'll do the Filipino cut. The
- 2:00:41Speaker 1: only reason why I know the Filipino is because the casino.
- 2:00:44Speaker 1: That's the only reason why I know. And there's Edgar's
- 2:00:47Speaker 1: at Filipinos in if I had a bad money, I
- 2:00:50Speaker 1: bet you Edwards San Juan has a little beach when
- 2:00:53Speaker 1: he's a kid with that bowl. Everybody your little ducktail. Yeah, yeah,
- 2:00:58Speaker 1: I bet you, but like tails, crazy Asian kids have
- 2:01:00Speaker 1: a little fucking like bowl haircut, bro and low key.
- 2:01:04Speaker 1: They got nice haense hair too.
- 2:01:06Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, back then they used to wear
- 2:01:10Speaker 2: Adidas like they wouldn't wear Nike because I thought it
- 2:01:12Speaker 2: was gangsters what they were.
- 2:01:13Speaker 1: Das they still be about the case with took over
- 2:01:19Speaker 1: cribs and the b K took remember K took over
- 2:01:21Speaker 1: British nips. But then they can't work with bloods or whatever,
- 2:01:25Speaker 1: British nips and British but they were like forty bus
- 2:01:28Speaker 1: Kingdom blood or blood killer like they saw the shoes.
- 2:01:32Speaker 1: I used to wear Corteza's dog, Cortes nice comfortable. Twenty bucks.
- 2:01:37Speaker 1: There were twenty bucks back then. They were like forty five. Yeah. Yeah,
- 2:01:41Speaker 1: those are the upgrade. Different times Chucks, Chucks or twenty bucks.
- 2:01:44Speaker 1: I'm gonna bunker like convers or twenty bucks, but not
- 2:01:48Speaker 1: for you. Twenty bucks too, y'all. Y'all, you don't know
- 2:01:53Speaker 1: the slots and swatty, do you? I used to. I
- 2:01:57Speaker 1: used to go there a lot. Bro. I bought my first.
- 2:01:59Speaker 1: I bought my first eight thirty I motor roller. Chirp phone,
- 2:02:04Speaker 1: that what that is? I think that's what that is. Brow.
- 2:02:08Speaker 1: I ate sixty that she was the eight hundred dollars phone, Bro,
- 2:02:11Speaker 1: and fucking come two thousand and one. Bro. Like camera, Bro,
- 2:02:18Speaker 1: that's just crazy, Bro. It was chirp, Yeah, but you
- 2:02:22Speaker 1: like that motoroller? Yeah, put in work. I feel that
- 2:02:25Speaker 1: that was the deeper era of you know, it was
- 2:02:29Speaker 1: our generation people with sixth night, you gotta sixth night,
- 2:02:32Speaker 1: you gotta hit all right, let's get let's get to
- 2:02:33Speaker 1: the last let's get the last ones military. But that
- 2:02:40Speaker 1: was our era of that. You know, last one comes
- 2:02:43Speaker 1: through a couple of last ones comes from six five six,
- 2:02:45Speaker 1: says was cracking food. Shout out to the feeds your TP.
- 2:02:53Speaker 1: Next one comes from we have and them N MT
- 2:02:58Speaker 1: twenty six now before my we have twenty twenty five
- 2:03:02Speaker 1: this year no more twenty twenty six and MT. We
- 2:03:06Speaker 1: don't want to do fuck your hot Chitto, give me
- 2:03:08Speaker 1: a bomb, bitch, I don't want the hot. Okay, you
- 2:03:11Speaker 1: brought a twelve pack bitch, and you brought bomb. Man
- 2:03:13Speaker 1: fucking weed, you brought hater and and no, no, no, damn,
- 2:03:20Speaker 1: damn bro haters. There is a note to everything I'm smoking,
- 2:03:25Speaker 1: I'm drinking boos fucking only a bomb one has come. Yeah,
- 2:03:28Speaker 1: all right, there you go. No more from this move.
- 2:03:35Speaker 1: Next one comes from my bad Lorenzo Moreno says badass
- 2:03:39Speaker 1: episode Pedro's name, same team, We don't smoke the same
- 2:03:42Speaker 1: for show. Thank you, appreciate you dog. Next one comes
- 2:03:45Speaker 1: from boom to one four says continuations cool views. Show
- 2:03:50Speaker 1: is called La Vista. You seen you know that? Okay,
- 2:03:54Speaker 1: just say what I said, Okay, all right. Tino Santo
- 2:04:00Speaker 1: for twenty said shout out to we don't smoke the
- 2:04:02Speaker 1: same and eight ball Emo G Benico Emo G Snowball
- 2:04:06Speaker 1: Emo g O G Wolf part Sorry wolf Pack crew.
- 2:04:10Speaker 1: Oh that was from the wolf They look like that
- 2:04:14Speaker 1: was a fan of those bumpies. Yeah, that's just for hilarious.
- 2:04:20Speaker 1: Next one, Mar de mar says, Happy New Year's. When
- 2:04:24Speaker 1: are the prizes from the New Year's show going out?
- 2:04:27Speaker 1: They should be out already. Uh dm me If you
- 2:04:30Speaker 1: haven't gotten it, still waiting to try the Hadar zip?
- 2:04:33Speaker 1: Need that? What's up? Don't well? Then join the secret
- 2:04:36Speaker 1: menu if you want to try Hadar or get lucky.
- 2:04:39Speaker 1: Next one comes from e Way, what's up with Everyone?
- 2:04:42Speaker 1: Top three podcasts? Who listens to? Top three? We don't
- 2:04:45Speaker 1: smoke the same, We don't smoke the same, We don't
- 2:04:47Speaker 1: smoke the same. I don't know what to tell you, Yonon,
- 2:04:52Speaker 1: no no, look. I listened to Felipe s Barza, George
- 2:04:57Speaker 1: Perett Stories when they upload, but not for Chorge press
- 2:05:02Speaker 1: Stories and Ryan sickler As. Those are my top three
- 2:05:05Speaker 1: non my podcasts and non g what do you listen to?
- 2:05:09Speaker 1: I listened to.
- 2:05:11Speaker 2: Nick fuint This, Tucker Carlson and uh KKK Underground.
- 2:05:19Speaker 1: I listened to me in two thousand and four and under.
- 2:05:23Speaker 2: Now like I really don't listen to podcasts, like I
- 2:05:25Speaker 2: just watch the little clips of Rogan Diaz.
- 2:05:29Speaker 1: Oh, Joey Diaz. I listened to that too. I like
- 2:05:33Speaker 1: kill Tony.
- 2:05:34Speaker 2: Tony is always funny, you know, and just whatever, like
- 2:05:37Speaker 2: I'm always looking for new stuff to catch me.
- 2:05:39Speaker 1: I don't see you as a like cause like me like, well,
- 2:05:42Speaker 1: like you're comedian, bro so, like you're like you're working
- 2:05:44Speaker 1: on on stuff, like but I feel like my profession
- 2:05:47Speaker 1: is podcasting, you know what I mean. Like so like
- 2:05:50Speaker 1: like I listen like from when I wake up, but
- 2:05:52Speaker 1: I'm working out. Sometimes I'm listening to Rogan, sometimes listening
- 2:05:56Speaker 1: to like Felipe, but like I'm listening and I'm like studying.
- 2:05:58Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it should have not been interrupted here,
- 2:06:02Speaker 1: you know, Like I'm not like you know what I mean,
- 2:06:04Speaker 1: I'm over here. I was like Martin Rizzles should have
- 2:06:05Speaker 1: shut up right there, you know what I mean. Like look,
- 2:06:07Speaker 1: I mean I'm not and I'm not like you know
- 2:06:09Speaker 1: of examples, but like certain ship where I'm just like
- 2:06:12Speaker 1: I'm just studying the game non stop, bro so, like
- 2:06:16Speaker 1: I'm always looking at it like I'm one of these
- 2:06:18Speaker 1: people that I'm like, this is what I do. So
- 2:06:20Speaker 1: I listen to everybody's podcast dog, and I know that
- 2:06:24Speaker 1: it's not appreciated. When I put when I posted the comments,
- 2:06:27Speaker 1: I was like, hey, for I heard your producer in
- 2:06:29Speaker 1: the fucking microphone and he's not like Ray, I know.
- 2:06:31Speaker 1: I was like, I know it's not appreciated, but I listen, Dog,
- 2:06:34Speaker 1: I'm still a fanfully, you know, I get blocked. You
- 2:06:44Speaker 1: know I was watching that one too. Hey, look, look
- 2:06:48Speaker 1: not for nothing. Dog. The funniest ship that I heard
- 2:06:50Speaker 1: this and this is Butch is the Homiel, right, So
- 2:06:52Speaker 1: don't be talking about that talking ship. One time, Buch said, hey, bro,
- 2:06:57Speaker 1: I tried to do it comedy in a suit one time, dude,
- 2:07:00Speaker 1: and somebody said I look like a gorilla in a suit.
- 2:07:04Speaker 1: And I could never unsee that. Dog. I could never
- 2:07:07Speaker 1: unsee that gorilla is yes, dog, he says one time
- 2:07:11Speaker 1: when he came up, because he's co hosted here a
- 2:07:13Speaker 1: few times, and he said it one time. He said,
- 2:07:15Speaker 1: He's like, somebody said I look like a gorilla in
- 2:07:17Speaker 1: a suit, dude, And I never wore a suit again.
- 2:07:20Speaker 1: And I was like, but I was cracking up, and
- 2:07:23Speaker 1: I was like, I'm laughing at something else. But it
- 2:07:26Speaker 1: was hilarious. Dog. But yeah, dude, that looks like a
- 2:07:29Speaker 1: bouncer at a recycling center. Bro, they're crazy, like b
- 2:07:35Speaker 1: it's love all day with him, but he understands. But
- 2:07:38Speaker 1: he know he's a comic. That's a comic. You can't
- 2:07:41Speaker 1: get mad the day you get but her is the
- 2:07:44Speaker 1: day you're not a comic. No more comment get comics.
- 2:07:50Speaker 1: He is one of the persons where comic.
- 2:07:53Speaker 2: Well, yeah, they com a little joker, you know, like
- 2:07:56Speaker 2: you don't know the craft. I'm like, that's what comics are.
- 2:07:59Speaker 2: We're just sharing the pinion. Yeah, Bro, you're not from
- 2:08:02Speaker 2: the care they don't have.
- 2:08:02Speaker 1: There's no rules, but there are no rules to being
- 2:08:07Speaker 1: a coming right. It could be from the suburbs or
- 2:08:08Speaker 1: keep me from the ghetto. But that's what I saying.
- 2:08:10Speaker 1: The moment you exclude something, they relate more to the
- 2:08:15Speaker 1: like now you care all of a sudden, the fuck
- 2:08:18Speaker 1: communitys wost always be racist, funny. You gotta be comfortable. Yeah,
- 2:08:22Speaker 1: it's all ship. It's consistency. You gotta be comfortable with
- 2:08:26Speaker 1: somebody calling you a faggot and keeping the show going on.
- 2:08:29Speaker 1: If you're not a next one, you feel like fagot.
- 2:08:34Speaker 1: Somebody has all right, but damn chill under a minute.
- 2:08:38Speaker 1: It was one food. Damn, I just wanted to get
- 2:08:41Speaker 1: one off. Why do you have to get twenty off?
- 2:08:43Speaker 1: Shut his mic off? Bro, Next one, Tony right here,
- 2:08:46Speaker 1: you gotta say faggot, next one. Jimmy Rodriguez says, catching
- 2:08:49Speaker 1: this one on the replay and work tonight. And what
- 2:08:52Speaker 1: I say, and I don't mean by that like in
- 2:08:53Speaker 1: any bad way, but I want to clarify it. Its
- 2:08:55Speaker 1: it's like, you gotta be comfortable with taking inso no
- 2:08:57Speaker 1: problem dog. Yeah, Like literally, somebody could be like, hey,
- 2:09:01Speaker 1: fuck you and you gotta just keep the show going
- 2:09:04Speaker 1: on if it don't matter. And if you could do that,
- 2:09:06Speaker 1: I think you guys would it take ye. But if
- 2:09:08Speaker 1: someone clowns, you're giving me the chance to clown. Yeah,
- 2:09:11Speaker 1: I could shoot back, no problem, Trench. If you can't
- 2:09:14Speaker 1: take what comes back, then get the funk out. Yeah.
- 2:09:16Speaker 1: And that's what happens. And a lot of shows nowadays
- 2:09:19Speaker 1: where people will be like, well, you made an ice show.
- 2:09:21Speaker 1: No company. Company has no rules, bro, make of everybody.
- 2:09:25Speaker 1: I'm on somebody on stage, just like somebody call Ice consumer.
- 2:09:30Speaker 1: I want to hear you talk about everybody. It's just
- 2:09:32Speaker 1: it's our point of view. With the way your I
- 2:09:34Speaker 1: want to hear a punt of you on here, white
- 2:09:36Speaker 1: boy putting you on here, black pool point of view.
- 2:09:38Speaker 1: So that's there is no rule to it. Yeah, I
- 2:09:41Speaker 1: got this crazy. You know, I don't believe in ghost
- 2:09:45Speaker 1: I know you don't believe in God. Food. Let me
- 2:09:47Speaker 1: take the truth. I forget, forget all that, but indeed,
- 2:09:51Speaker 1: let him cook, let him cook, let him cook, Let
- 2:09:53Speaker 1: him good, George, we're going overtime today. Let him cook.
- 2:09:56Speaker 1: Let him cook. You're gonna go overtime. Don't believe you
- 2:10:00Speaker 1: gotta people? Do you guys believe in ghosts? Yes? I do.
- 2:10:03Speaker 1: I've seen but like, what is a ghost? Something that
- 2:10:07Speaker 1: was hurt and it stayed in that thing? Like if
- 2:10:10Speaker 1: there was ghost, how loud would the trash cans be
- 2:10:13Speaker 1: a plant? Parento? Maybe? You know, like it's not like
- 2:10:21Speaker 1: a recycling center. Yeah, there's you'll find million, you'll find
- 2:10:26Speaker 1: time the trash can. No, it'll be like like because
- 2:10:31Speaker 1: it'll be like nothing, like they'll be banging against the
- 2:10:33Speaker 1: trash can fire there for keep it down, like you
- 2:10:38Speaker 1: know premise I'm working on. Like that's hilarious though, that
- 2:10:40Speaker 1: that really is because because I never thought about that
- 2:10:43Speaker 1: but he is right though, like when you put it
- 2:10:45Speaker 1: in the comedic point of view. But look, George, you
- 2:10:48Speaker 1: really don't believe in shit? Huh No, Like you have
- 2:10:51Speaker 1: to prove it to me. You can't. What would it take? Look,
- 2:10:55Speaker 1: what would it take for you to be like I believe? Now?
- 2:10:58Speaker 2: Okay, look, if you want to believe in it, aliens, no,
- 2:11:01Speaker 2: just belie anything, bring it in front of me.
- 2:11:04Speaker 1: Let me see it. Let me be able to touch
- 2:11:05Speaker 1: it and be able to you don't know, like like
- 2:11:07Speaker 1: if I like if I said right, like all the
- 2:11:09Speaker 1: whole time, if I said, right now, hey, George, you
- 2:11:13Speaker 1: don't believe in ghos, right, but I bought the widgie
- 2:11:15Speaker 1: board and I said we're going to manifested and the
- 2:11:17Speaker 1: motherfucker and the motherfucker popped up right there. That's what
- 2:11:20Speaker 1: it will take for you to believe because I have
- 2:11:22Speaker 1: to see him. That's what I'm saying. But like you guys,
- 2:11:24Speaker 1: this is fucking be real studios. You guys got good
- 2:11:26Speaker 1: cameras here, Okay for this, this is Steven Spielberg, not
- 2:11:29Speaker 1: like like be real night school dog. He knows how
- 2:11:32Speaker 1: to do this stuff now, but but like no, but
- 2:11:36Speaker 1: like serious ship though, like if something is not gonna
- 2:11:39Speaker 1: happen though, But yeah, they play the widgie board. Why
- 2:11:46Speaker 1: don't you play it, George, I don't I would you
- 2:11:49Speaker 1: play it? Let me go to see what's happens. If
- 2:11:52Speaker 1: you don't believe in ghost, Okay, I'm not gonna like
- 2:11:58Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you from God, from God something to.
- 2:12:08Speaker 2: People were like, you don't believe in God. I was like,
- 2:12:10Speaker 2: you may believe in to a god that doesn't even
- 2:12:12Speaker 2: speak my language. Hella doesn't look like me.
- 2:12:15Speaker 1: And all they did, don't believe got all the temper
- 2:12:18Speaker 1: stuff that ancestors. Okay, so when you wake up every day,
- 2:12:22Speaker 1: so all three of you fools don't believe that. I'm
- 2:12:24Speaker 1: the only one who know me. I don't believe in
- 2:12:26Speaker 1: that ship, bro. What I believe in the higher power
- 2:12:29Speaker 1: I believe in. I don't believe in God. I pray
- 2:12:31Speaker 1: for you, fools. I believe there is someone there that's
- 2:12:34Speaker 1: stronger than us, not Hell, but there's no God. I
- 2:12:39Speaker 1: pray for you fools. Dog, Just bro, just do good
- 2:12:42Speaker 1: treat people right? No, not, I believe in You're gonna
- 2:12:46Speaker 1: get fucked non karma, non karma. We're gonna try to
- 2:12:50Speaker 1: I feel that God don't really be hearing my ship,
- 2:12:52Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I still be be keeping
- 2:12:54Speaker 1: the face even when I went to jail that I
- 2:12:57Speaker 1: need look at my nigga. You didn't get my laf
- 2:13:00Speaker 1: a couple of messages. But you know, when I was
- 2:13:02Speaker 1: at the bottom of my bottom, you know, I didn't
- 2:13:05Speaker 1: even pray for God. Bro he's black fool, He's not
- 2:13:09Speaker 1: black dog. I'm not back Ei there, Cuban, So I
- 2:13:14Speaker 1: might be black. You're the whitest Cuban I ever seen.
- 2:13:17Speaker 1: The whitest j I been over here that you look
- 2:13:22Speaker 1: like a dirty Q tip. No yo, hey, when Guy
- 2:13:28Speaker 1: Fieri cleansed his ears, dog, when Guy Fieri cleans his ear.
- 2:13:34Speaker 1: You know what the first time, the first time, the
- 2:13:39Speaker 1: first time I got a ticket right diners dashing que
- 2:13:42Speaker 1: tears seen and I was skating board. I was skateboarding
- 2:13:44Speaker 1: on Atlantic and the couple were like Atlantic. He's like, hey,
- 2:13:48Speaker 1: come here, tennis dirty tennis ball. And I was blond,
- 2:13:51Speaker 1: padded back, like dirty half tennis ball, come here, And
- 2:13:54Speaker 1: I got a ticket. I'm like, damn, yeah for being
- 2:13:56Speaker 1: the dirty tennis ball. That's crazy. The funds, the Williams
- 2:14:02Speaker 1: Sisters use of the YoY fucking I didn't mean to
- 2:14:06Speaker 1: do that, all right, Calm down, Flavor Town, all right.
- 2:14:10Speaker 1: The last capital. Next one California, alert Oaks as the supersticker,
- 2:14:15Speaker 1: e Win says, can I get a shout out to
- 2:14:17Speaker 1: my daughter Kylie Arden? Her daughter, Kylie Hurt, shout out
- 2:14:21Speaker 1: to you, Kylie Arden. Uh, e Win's daughter. Next one
- 2:14:24Speaker 1: comes from California, alert Oaks as what's up my boy?
- 2:14:28Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Joaquin Rodriguez says, uh, Joaquin Fates
- 2:14:32Speaker 1: seventy seven, Rodriguez, thank you so much for the super
- 2:14:35Speaker 1: chat one vintage love much love from Woodier, same tea
- 2:14:40Speaker 1: or same t and dogs. Hey right there, the city
- 2:14:46Speaker 1: is nice. House is over there, bro a nice property
- 2:14:50Speaker 1: in with you. Yep, California, alert Oaks is another one,
- 2:14:53Speaker 1: says George is e Zone's real father. This is this
- 2:14:58Speaker 1: is George fourteen. Because I don't have hair.
- 2:15:01Speaker 9: All these other kids have hair, like shave it, take
- 2:15:08Speaker 9: it out, taking out because this is me dog like,
- 2:15:11Speaker 9: I'm not like this has got no choice.
- 2:15:15Speaker 1: That's close. It's close, like, hey, grow your hair out
- 2:15:18Speaker 1: at room. I like that. But but I know, key,
- 2:15:21Speaker 1: I've made all these other kids and they all have
- 2:15:23Speaker 1: hair like, this is just me, dog wake, this is
- 2:15:26Speaker 1: how I feel crazy. Yay, you heard him earlier the
- 2:15:29Speaker 1: Astic Warriors. All hair is ninth grade. I shaved my
- 2:15:33Speaker 1: head after high school, shave my hair for like three years,
- 2:15:36Speaker 1: four years. I'm like and like, you look, oh, you
- 2:15:38Speaker 1: have a big ass nose down like Dan got no
- 2:15:40Speaker 1: bitches back then. And then when I grow my hair
- 2:15:42Speaker 1: the beard, They're like, damn, you look good, and I'm like, damn,
- 2:15:45Speaker 1: I got no pitches back in eighteen twenty two, a
- 2:15:49Speaker 1: bit boy that beard ro Lorito, gain no bitches, and
- 2:15:55Speaker 1: then I got and then they don't got a bitch
- 2:15:57Speaker 1: on it. That that's just you fo. Yeah, as a
- 2:16:00Speaker 1: man learned, it's a game. There's ugly as males, all right,
- 2:16:05Speaker 1: the bitches. Bro, Let's get the last three game. Sorry
- 2:16:09Speaker 1: not sorry, says get comp and Lush on the podcast.
- 2:16:13Speaker 1: We already had Lush on the podcast. I'll hit up
- 2:16:15Speaker 1: comparator if he can actually sit for two hours. If
- 2:16:19Speaker 1: sikes five six tuesdays, shout out to east Side Long
- 2:16:22Speaker 1: Beach Playboy Killers or click up. That's what he said.
- 2:16:31Speaker 1: Wild is that a game or what? Okay, well, my
- 2:16:35Speaker 1: I was just this the bro he said, shout out,
- 2:16:39Speaker 1: asked the homie. He asked the homie, go get go ahead.
- 2:16:44Speaker 1: Check that that's how bad it is. He doesn't want
- 2:16:45Speaker 1: to get involved. Look for the last time I went
- 2:16:48Speaker 1: to Long Beach was for offer up. All right, chill,
- 2:16:51Speaker 1: I ain't going over that ship wasn't fifty dollars was sikes.
- 2:16:58Speaker 1: Don't don't be out. I'll be making me over here
- 2:17:01Speaker 1: reading that bagging shit because I'm not a I'm a civilian,
- 2:17:04Speaker 1: all right, bag you, Yeah, I ain't tripping about this dog.
- 2:17:09Speaker 1: I was like, you show up trying to fucking get
- 2:17:12Speaker 1: get what the business with mean? I'm gonna smoke you out,
- 2:17:14Speaker 1: like yeah. Next one comes from the Liar's Villains eighty
- 2:17:20Speaker 1: fifty cents and another supersticker, and the last one comes
- 2:17:22Speaker 1: from m L four one five yo, George. Do you
- 2:17:26Speaker 1: think do you think Lucky was out of pocket for
- 2:17:29Speaker 1: the comment he made about six jacking? It doesn't matter
- 2:17:33Speaker 1: what I think.
- 2:17:33Speaker 2: The Homie made his comment, and he's willing to stand
- 2:17:36Speaker 2: by his actions here to talk about what another man.
- 2:17:39Speaker 2: When I thought what he did, I know Lucky did
- 2:17:42Speaker 2: it with no bad intention. But whatever it is, he's
- 2:17:44Speaker 2: down for, you know.
- 2:17:46Speaker 1: And that's one hundred because I heard you say that
- 2:17:47Speaker 1: twice today. Because even on the d Real Show, when
- 2:17:49Speaker 1: I was watching for the fucking forty five minutes I watched,
- 2:17:52Speaker 1: you also said that it doesn't matter what you think
- 2:17:54Speaker 1: at the end of the day is what is going on? Yeah, like,
- 2:17:57Speaker 1: that's not your problem. And I knew foods were eventually
- 2:18:00Speaker 1: hit up hit us up with that question about it,
- 2:18:03Speaker 1: and I'm glad they waited till the end. But there
- 2:18:05Speaker 1: you go. A dog, that's some that's some real gangster
- 2:18:08Speaker 1: ship you to hear about. It's not even gangsters, Like
- 2:18:11Speaker 1: that's how you should be. Yeah, that's gangster because it's you. Yeah,
- 2:18:14Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I was like gangster. But
- 2:18:17Speaker 1: if I said it, it will be real ease one ship.
- 2:18:19Speaker 1: But if you said it, it's real gigster ship. All right,
- 2:18:22Speaker 1: all right, So let's give up. What were the tickets
- 2:18:26Speaker 1: to the What were the tickets were giving away? Dog?
- 2:18:30Speaker 1: The ticket the tickets that we're giving away to.
- 2:18:32Speaker 2: The Yes, I got four tickets to the Laugh Factory
- 2:18:36Speaker 2: this Friday at nine o'clock.
- 2:18:38Speaker 1: All right, So which last Covina Laugh Factory? Okay? All right,
- 2:18:44Speaker 1: you guys, So we're gonna go ahead, and I'm looking
- 2:18:47Speaker 1: for this one because I'm trying to find somebody that
- 2:18:50Speaker 1: I know. Look, you know what, I'm gonna give it
- 2:18:52Speaker 1: to this food dog, ten Flowers. I'm not I've known
- 2:18:58Speaker 1: you to my I've known you for three years already, dog,
- 2:19:01Speaker 1: and I don't know you know you, but look for
- 2:19:04Speaker 1: you should at least know at least two three bitches
- 2:19:06Speaker 1: you could take to the show. No, no, I'm tired
- 2:19:08Speaker 1: of you fucking over here talking about like you know,
- 2:19:12Speaker 1: I'm trying to do him. Let me tell you about him.
- 2:19:15Speaker 1: Get some psychedelic pussy dog, like take him to this show.
- 2:19:20Speaker 1: Let's go ahead and get your slid dog. I know
- 2:19:22Speaker 1: ten flowers. Dog. He's always asking me for advice and
- 2:19:25Speaker 1: my Philly okay, so what's up Ice? Like, okay, so
- 2:19:28Speaker 1: you know what he told me? You know, you know
- 2:19:30Speaker 1: what he told me, like, hey have a ghetto. You
- 2:19:34Speaker 1: don't pay for the rapper, Mike Pace, mic fool pays
- 2:19:37Speaker 1: for a rapper. Yeah, so he's like, I can't talk
- 2:19:40Speaker 1: on like me too, but I don't don't nobody know
- 2:19:43Speaker 1: doesn't gettos far from Maywood. That's gay. I can't talk.
- 2:19:46Speaker 1: Lets you eat you don't want to go there. So
- 2:19:51Speaker 1: ten Flowers hit me up. He's like, hey, bro, I
- 2:19:54Speaker 1: haven't ate meat in like ten years. I'm like and
- 2:19:56Speaker 1: then he went to can talk like, hey, I had
- 2:19:58Speaker 1: a can talk. I had a fucking Ataca burrito THEO.
- 2:20:03Speaker 1: I'm like that boyo. I'm I've been in that head
- 2:20:05Speaker 1: for twenty years. I never ate boil from there. It's
- 2:20:08Speaker 1: like that shows whack and they're like, okay, so a
- 2:20:11Speaker 1: food kind of sada, so you got kind of sava.
- 2:20:13Speaker 1: He's all like, damn ate me like ten years, Like yeah, motherfucker,
- 2:20:18Speaker 1: that's not the same to go to Kean Taco. But
- 2:20:20Speaker 1: he ate that ghetto a spot. So was the King Taco? Right,
- 2:20:24Speaker 1: so look food that that was like King Taco and
- 2:20:27Speaker 1: on Atlantic fb a Street the best King Taco. Okay.
- 2:20:31Speaker 1: Look so if like all right, quite on the set?
- 2:20:35Speaker 1: Quite on the set? All right? So if hey, hey quite,
- 2:20:40Speaker 1: hey quite on the set quite? So if if if
- 2:20:43Speaker 1: ten Flowers doesn't claim it, DJ Pas go ahead and
- 2:20:47Speaker 1: feel free to claim it because I know that food
- 2:20:49Speaker 1: will show up with his family or whoever he's going
- 2:20:51Speaker 1: to show up with, both of whoever doesn't show up
- 2:20:53Speaker 1: dog Yeah, But like I'm just saying like there's a backup,
- 2:20:56Speaker 1: so because I know one of those two they're gonna
- 2:20:59Speaker 1: show up. So so straight up yeah, so straight up
- 2:21:02Speaker 1: DJ pos or ten Flowers show up, dog, ten flowers,
- 2:21:06Speaker 1: I hope you show up. Get you some pussy, dog,
- 2:21:08Speaker 1: straight up dog bet trying to get that food pussy
- 2:21:10Speaker 1: for a minute, right, two, I've been rooting for that food.
- 2:21:13Speaker 1: It's not yeah, I know, yeah, all right, and uh,
- 2:21:17Speaker 1: next one we're gonna the next giveaway we're gonna pick
- 2:21:20Speaker 1: is gonna be the fourth, the four pack tickets to
- 2:21:22Speaker 1: cush Stock. So if anybody wants the VIP tickets to
- 2:21:25Speaker 1: push Stock, you get the VIP back. That's going down
- 2:21:27Speaker 1: February seventeenth. So if you're trying to win this, the
- 2:21:31Speaker 1: winner is going to be Carlos Alba twenty one, sixteen nine.
- 2:21:40Speaker 1: Carlos Albus, congratulations, hit me up with your informations. And
- 2:21:46Speaker 1: if you're not gonna be in California, fucking make your
- 2:21:49Speaker 1: way food. I go to Vegas at least like two
- 2:21:52Speaker 1: every other two months, but you can make your way
- 2:21:53Speaker 1: over here. Full stop playing. You got a month, so
- 2:21:55Speaker 1: let us know ahead of time, cuz stop playing dog.
- 2:21:58Speaker 1: Make sure you come out because Kushtock is for the people,
- 2:22:00Speaker 1: by the people, so makes you free. And you got
- 2:22:03Speaker 1: four VIP tickets, so you get hooked up like a
- 2:22:05Speaker 1: motherfucker at the door. And last fucking but not least
- 2:22:09Speaker 1: VIP Yeah, vip tis you get four so you could
- 2:22:13Speaker 1: take you your wife, that's crazy, your wife's Tota friend.
- 2:22:17Speaker 1: You can do whatever, dog take her for marts. The
- 2:22:21Speaker 1: homies come back said twenty no, no more, no more
- 2:22:26Speaker 1: on my freame twenty five at them. No, I'm over it.
- 2:22:33Speaker 1: I'm done. All right, Well, listen, we'll play the anthem
- 2:22:36Speaker 1: after the last, the last, the last giveaway, which is
- 2:22:40Speaker 1: which is the pair of insane no gee sandals is
- 2:22:43Speaker 1: gonna be going to Lorenzo eighteen sixty four. Did you
- 2:22:47Speaker 1: wear them first?
- 2:22:47Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 2:22:49Speaker 1: So did you did you wear them first? No? No, no, no, no, yeah,
- 2:22:53Speaker 1: I got no. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta fix
- 2:22:56Speaker 1: you what I started the finish Lorenzo. Now, Lorenzo eighteen
- 2:22:59Speaker 1: sixty four, you want a pair of sandals, so hit
- 2:23:01Speaker 1: me out. We had a shout out to all those
- 2:23:04Speaker 1: three winners, and let's go ahead and give it up
- 2:23:06Speaker 1: for George Brands for coming through it kicking or for
- 2:23:12Speaker 1: having me uh as fun as always gone and yeah
- 2:23:16Speaker 1: man to today, I came back, came back. I know,
- 2:23:21Speaker 1: I thought you weren't gonna make it. Dog, I thought
- 2:23:22Speaker 1: you were going to be like at least hour late.
- 2:23:24Speaker 1: I was like, damn, I was here. No, he was,
- 2:23:27Speaker 1: he was before you. D I came to the second class.
- 2:23:38Speaker 1: I'm here, he's v I P D class is there?
- 2:23:41Speaker 2: Two eggs and so having me on brother shout everybody
- 2:23:46Speaker 2: out there. Check me out on Instagram, George P.
- 2:23:48Speaker 1: Comedy. My tour is on my link.
- 2:23:51Speaker 2: It's called I Think You Got your Fools Mixed Up
- 2:23:53Speaker 2: tour just starts going to be in Houston, Texas, Miami Floor, Cleveland,
- 2:23:59Speaker 2: I mean so point the three. We were adding more
- 2:24:02Speaker 2: dates to it as well. And AI can Dog came through.
- 2:24:07Speaker 2: She's been busy.
- 2:24:08Speaker 1: I got the Lord Rider in the shop, just trying
- 2:24:09Speaker 1: to get everything done, you know, and wait till you
- 2:24:11Speaker 1: get that ship done. What body eighty four money carlom So. Yeah.
- 2:24:18Speaker 2: Also guys Covena Friday and Saturday Lave Factory Covena. I
- 2:24:21Speaker 2: only I only do it once a year, so all
- 2:24:24Speaker 2: the shows are almost sold out, but Friday late night,
- 2:24:26Speaker 2: so when I got a day this Friday, the sixteenth, tomorrow, Yeah, tomorrow, Morrow,
- 2:24:31Speaker 2: Saturday tomorrow, the late show time nine o'clock.
- 2:24:36Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm done. We'll before let's go, let's go.
- 2:24:40Speaker 1: I'm serious, let's go late show. That's fine. Then I'm
- 2:24:43Speaker 1: bring whoever dog I got you, guys, I will go, like,
- 2:24:46Speaker 1: pack it out dog at least roll at least ten deep,
- 2:24:48Speaker 1: and then let you put a camera in the green room.
- 2:24:51Speaker 1: You can, let's do it. That'd be saying, all right,
- 2:24:53Speaker 1: you heard it here. We'll be there at the Covina
- 2:24:55Speaker 1: lat factory tomorrow with George Perez. Hey. And if your local, hey,
- 2:25:00Speaker 1: get out here for I don't If you are local
- 2:25:02Speaker 1: and for some reason you're at the door needing a
- 2:25:06Speaker 1: hand and you say, we don't smoke the same, you know,
- 2:25:09Speaker 1: we might just we might just walk you in. Doug
- 2:25:11Speaker 1: just well, it takes guts, you know, straight up show.
- 2:25:15Speaker 1: But your vinyl two get it signed, because you're not
- 2:25:17Speaker 1: in the seventeen That vinyl is now sold out. By
- 2:25:20Speaker 1: the way, everybody who forty copies laugh. Everybody who got
- 2:25:23Speaker 1: it on the fucking whatnot, everybody who got it on
- 2:25:25Speaker 1: the fucking show. Everybody who got it on wherever you
- 2:25:28Speaker 1: got it. Just know that fucking vinyl is now going
- 2:25:32Speaker 1: up in value because all ten thousand copies besides the
- 2:25:35Speaker 1: forty has are sold out. So if you're able to
- 2:25:39Speaker 1: buy it, go and get it. Oh oh yeah, Friday
- 2:25:43Speaker 1: show is sold out, bro, So anyway you can get
- 2:25:45Speaker 1: in for tomorrow. Tomorrow. We don't spoke to say how
- 2:25:49Speaker 1: many people are watching. Height are you pulling up? Yuah? Dog?
- 2:25:54Speaker 1: That means you're getting week. I'll give you a shot
- 2:25:57Speaker 1: out on stage and you get the smoke us before
- 2:26:00Speaker 1: I wanna go. All pull up tomorrow, West Covina and
- 2:26:05Speaker 1: any other shutouts.
- 2:26:06Speaker 2: Hey, remember all these fools said they're coming, and if
- 2:26:08Speaker 2: they don't go, I'm gonna bag on them next time.
- 2:26:10Speaker 1: I come back.
- 2:26:13Speaker 10: You don't understand we're gonna pull up dog like there,
- 2:26:18Speaker 10: just yeah, you need everybody's name, Dog, give me your name,
- 2:26:21Speaker 10: I'll text me you're good all right, Yeah, I'll just
- 2:26:24Speaker 10: put it in your just put it under my name,
- 2:26:26Speaker 10: like plus eight, yeah, like plus eight.
- 2:26:30Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Dog'll literally, I'm not making plans for
- 2:26:32Speaker 1: no reason. I'm gonna go. He doesn't go out when
- 2:26:35Speaker 1: he says he's gonna go. Somewhere.
- 2:26:37Speaker 2: He's Hey, Covena's feedman too, because out said the factory
- 2:26:41Speaker 2: they got all these bars.
- 2:26:42Speaker 1: Yeah, they do. That's the reason. I'm like, Yo, I'm
- 2:26:44Speaker 1: gonna be pregaming and then I'm gonna go to the
- 2:26:46Speaker 1: to the gig. Yeah you already know, dog, I'll be
- 2:26:49Speaker 1: there at the bar. We'll be dog straight out like
- 2:26:53Speaker 1: break everyone from the show to the spot. So we'll
- 2:26:55Speaker 1: meet up next door. We'll be smoking, drinking. Don't forget
- 2:26:59Speaker 1: my boy Johnny Rock in the building right there. Ye
- 2:27:03Speaker 1: stand up, Yeah, that's yeah, that's Elton, Juan's nephew right there. Dog. Hey,
- 2:27:09Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm gonna have Johnny up in here back again.
- 2:27:12Speaker 1: He's been here before her. Dog, Yo, I know Johnny's
- 2:27:15Speaker 1: no stranger. Dog. We know, dog. Uh, We're gonna have
- 2:27:18Speaker 1: him back here, hopefully in February. I'll talk to him afterwards.
- 2:27:21Speaker 1: Scum back to you. Any shoutouts, shout out to him.
- 2:27:24Speaker 1: You want to buy some merch, go to cod dot
- 2:27:26Speaker 1: com by some merch or the podcast or my stream
- 2:27:29Speaker 1: I do streaming now every oh yeah, I've done streaming
- 2:27:32Speaker 1: every week once a week. Pull up, get drunk, we
- 2:27:35Speaker 1: get high, we get drunk on the stream. Bro, the
- 2:27:37Speaker 1: stream is wow, it's come stream. Your bar have been
- 2:27:41Speaker 1: there for six hours, six hours. I want I want
- 2:27:44Speaker 1: to if I easel to my stream, but that hates
- 2:27:46Speaker 1: you tell me you hate my city. No, I don't know.
- 2:27:50Speaker 1: I'm not gonna park my car unless you happen to
- 2:27:52Speaker 1: be parting at the building. It's just this ghetto. Yes,
- 2:27:58Speaker 1: it's ghettos. It's if your staff tell me about that scumback.
- 2:28:03Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. It's Mexican ghetto he's doing.
- 2:28:06Speaker 1: It's used to black ghetto. No, this is Mexican. Yeah, yeah,
- 2:28:09Speaker 1: he's used to black ghetto. Gett. It was my ship. Dog.
- 2:28:12Speaker 1: That ghetto never did nothing to me. He's that la
- 2:28:15Speaker 1: stole my ship. Fuck you Easlow, Oh God, tired of
- 2:28:20Speaker 1: you food. I do it three for five hours every
- 2:28:22Speaker 1: every Wednesday, five hours. What's the Instagram? Scumm and kick
- 2:28:26Speaker 1: the scumming kick at our scumbags on my merch. But dude,
- 2:28:29Speaker 1: pull up. I know you hate that ship, but no,
- 2:28:31Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. That was scheduling. I'm gonna be doing
- 2:28:33Speaker 1: the stream be though I don't know. It sounds like
- 2:28:38Speaker 1: a herport. It'll be telling me to do nothing. Dog,
- 2:28:42Speaker 1: Come on, dog, all right? Thank you Ray for running
- 2:28:45Speaker 1: the boards. Morning Shot Feels Morning Real Podcast. I'm sorry
- 2:28:48Speaker 1: we took a little bit of extra time, but it's
- 2:28:49Speaker 1: worth it. Uh. You know, we we have a high
- 2:28:53Speaker 1: caliber guest chick that you guys shout out. Shouts everybody,
- 2:28:56Speaker 1: shout to the guests to hate our shout out to
- 2:28:58Speaker 1: fucking the people here, Bron, George gumbags, first time man,
- 2:29:02Speaker 1: y'all you know good vibes. I before I've met everybody.
- 2:29:07Speaker 1: I've been here for the fucking funny I've heard. Bro,
- 2:29:10Speaker 1: I've been here for about a year or something serious,
- 2:29:12Speaker 1: some change. I've heard about you many times. I didn't
- 2:29:15Speaker 1: know you have hair. What the fuck? Other than that,
- 2:29:20Speaker 1: you know vibes, I'm here straight up, Please don't we
- 2:29:24Speaker 1: always have a good time. We're on the screen Blast
- 2:29:25Speaker 1: it's always funny as it's always a good time. Here's funny.
- 2:29:28Speaker 1: There's nothing like. We don't smoke the same as. Motherfucker
- 2:29:32Speaker 1: guys are lucky. I'm calm, he said. Before we end,
- 2:29:38Speaker 1: George did say he's gonna start with the flower and
- 2:29:42Speaker 1: then end with the dab. Straight up. We set it
- 2:29:45Speaker 1: up right now. But they Thank everybody for tuning in
- 2:29:48Speaker 1: flavors By. He'son dot com the website. Thank you everybody
- 2:29:51Speaker 1: for tuning into the whatnot. I'll see you guys on
- 2:29:53Speaker 1: Saturday at UH Strains and Games. I got a booth
- 2:29:58Speaker 1: and velor uh I'm sorry, Vendor three area, I'll be
- 2:30:02Speaker 1: right there. There's only two vendors in that area. Pull up,
- 2:30:04Speaker 1: you'll see my ten x twenty area. It's so it's
- 2:30:07Speaker 1: so spread out. Stop By, I got everything, so stop By.
- 2:30:12Speaker 1: I'm gonna hook everybody up URSVP. The ship's on my
- 2:30:15Speaker 1: fucking high Hungry page. We're gonna be doing everything I've
- 2:30:18Speaker 1: been there. I'll see you guys Saturday, and thank you
- 2:30:20Speaker 1: everybody for following me on one night. I got a
- 2:30:22Speaker 1: couple other things and I'll see you guys on Wednesday.
- 2:30:24Speaker 1: Peace out later. Who