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Lynch & Taco Show Off The Air Podcast: Inside The 'Bunker' · Off the Air

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  Speaker 1: All right, Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of The
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  Speaker 1: Lynch in Taco Show Off the Air Podcast. I'm Pad
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  Speaker 1: Lynch Taco Bob.
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  Speaker 2: What up?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Before we get into a couple of things,
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  Speaker 1: I think we each had that we wanted to bring
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  Speaker 1: up this morning, the annual spiel as we get set
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  Speaker 1: to go into the Memorial Day weekends.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's very important.
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  Speaker 1: This. I'll just be straight up honest with you. This
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  Speaker 1: is a pet.
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  Speaker 2: Peeve of mine, a hot button if you would.
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  Speaker 1: And just hear me out. And if you've heard this before,
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  Speaker 1: bear with us. Please refrain from saying happy Memorial Day.
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  Speaker 1: Please refrain from writing Happy Memorial Day, or posting Happy
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  Speaker 1: Memorial Day or texting it. Justa get out of your vernacular.
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  Speaker 1: There is nothing happy about Memorial Day. It is the
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  Speaker 1: most somber American holiday. It is a.
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  Speaker 3: Great time that people get together with family, friends and
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  Speaker 3: family h.
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  Speaker 1: And nothing wrong with that whatsoever.
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  Speaker 3: I always say, if you get a chance, and I
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  Speaker 3: did this with my kids when they were younger, I
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  Speaker 3: would take them a Memorial Day to a cemetery and
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  Speaker 3: go to the military section.
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  Speaker 2: I just you know, say sayah prayers to them. I
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  Speaker 2: thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a little way to think about it. If you're going,
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  Speaker 1: oh you just get over at Lynch, just stop and
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  Speaker 1: think about this first second, all of those folks, fellow
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  Speaker 1: Americans who are no longer with us, because this is
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  Speaker 1: what Memorial Days about the definition of it. They made
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  Speaker 1: the ultimate sacrifice for us and gave up their lives
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  Speaker 1: while serving in the United States military. That is something
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  Speaker 1: that well, depending on what time frame you're looking at,
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  Speaker 1: they either were drafted into doing, they volunteered to do,
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  Speaker 1: or they signed up to do. And to be honest
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  Speaker 1: with you, it's something that most of us have no
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  Speaker 1: experience with.
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  Speaker 2: Hell no, so my dad, I told you.
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  Speaker 3: I've always said it offered me the family ring if
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  Speaker 3: I joined the Navy like he did.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm not really, so it's not me.
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  Speaker 1: I think given that A they took the steps to
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  Speaker 1: do that, B did that, and C lost their lives
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  Speaker 1: doing that earns them a little bit of respect and remembrance.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and don't think like we're upset if you say it.
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  Speaker 3: It's a it's a natural mistake for people until they
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  Speaker 3: I hear it. If I'm driving and you know, flipping
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  Speaker 3: around radio station or whatever. You'll hear it every year
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  Speaker 3: and it's just like, oh yeah, so you'll have a
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  Speaker 3: friend say it to you or text it to you,
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  Speaker 3: and it's like, I don't actually, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Just gonna say it. You don't say happy before that.
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  Speaker 1: So enjoy your Memorial Day weekend with whatever you by
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  Speaker 1: all means, Drink some cold beers, fire up the grill,
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  Speaker 1: have a great time.
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  Speaker 3: We have the holiday because of that, and we are
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  Speaker 3: able to celebrate because of their sacrifice.
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  Speaker 1: So spiel o, and with that, let's get on with
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  Speaker 1: the podcast. Can we bring something up that we just
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  Speaker 1: touched on yesterday during the actual radio show that I
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  Speaker 1: think is worth talking about a little more.
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  Speaker 2: Are you talking about dumpsterd ivan?
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  Speaker 1: No, the bunker, this bunker?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. Well, again, we can't be specific because
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  Speaker 2: Roman I heard. No.
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  Speaker 1: No, we're not going to say where it is specifically, No,
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  Speaker 1: but the whole concept of this is kind of frightening.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, very so.
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  Speaker 1: We learned this week the company we worked for, iHeart,
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  Speaker 1: has built an outfitted survival bunkers in many of the
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  Speaker 1: markets that this company operates in broadcasts in. And it's
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  Speaker 1: for a cataclysmic event where the last few people that
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  Speaker 1: are available or designated to try to be on the air,
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  Speaker 1: remain on the air and do the public service of
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  Speaker 1: informing what's going on, will go to ride out or
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  Speaker 1: save themselves from whatever event might be going on.
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  Speaker 2: I think I don't even know if I want to say.
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  Speaker 3: That, but I think that even though it's yet, it's
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  Speaker 3: to do the public service. You know, it's only gonna
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  Speaker 3: be the super VIPs that are in there because it
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  Speaker 3: only holds how many three, So it's gonna be insert
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  Speaker 3: name here and their their spouse, so that's two already.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I think you're wrong. I think you're wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's a couple people I know in our
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  Speaker 1: building right now who would probably volunteer to go and
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  Speaker 1: and try to be on the air, if that's even possible,
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  Speaker 1: given whatever might have happened happened already.
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  Speaker 3: When and I was talking with somebody else about this
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  Speaker 3: the other day, when we were young in radio, we
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  Speaker 3: would have done it. We would have gone, I'm in,
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  Speaker 3: I'll do it, because you had to do a lot
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  Speaker 3: of shit to get a job in the radio. Now,
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  Speaker 3: these kids that come in, they'd go, no way, like
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  Speaker 3: look what has even like a bunker?
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  Speaker 2: Like you know, it'd be forty two likes and a
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  Speaker 2: no either. Not that hungry.
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  Speaker 1: I would not be completely opposed to being one of
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  Speaker 1: the people to do it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh dude, you're out of your mind.
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  Speaker 1: Well it's not that I'm out of my mind, and
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  Speaker 1: I kind of got into this a little bit yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I want to just elaborate. I really thought this whole
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  Speaker 1: thing through, And it's great that the company has had
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  Speaker 1: the foresight and the public service and safety in mind
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  Speaker 1: to do something like this, probably at great cost. It's
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  Speaker 1: outfitted to survive whatever it might be. It's outfitted so
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  Speaker 1: three people can you know, be in there for sixty
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  Speaker 1: days minimum, And okay, that's great. You've made it over
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  Speaker 1: to the days. You know, facility, you.
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  Speaker 2: Open the door and let it in all the nuclear gas,
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  Speaker 2: everybody dies.
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  Speaker 1: Well, whatever, whatever the situation might have been. What if
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  Speaker 1: something so cataclysmic has happened. First off, who are you
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  Speaker 1: broadcasting to if everybody's been you know, for the most part,
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  Speaker 1: wiped out or in the process of you know, we'll
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  Speaker 1: use the nuclear bomb as a thing, you know, slowly
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  Speaker 1: dying of painful death from radiation exposure.
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  Speaker 2: But that's that's right Wrongly.
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  Speaker 3: Like talking about this because it's also more so never mind, No,
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  Speaker 3: it's fascinates me so so indulge me.
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  Speaker 2: That said.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, most everybody's dead or dying. Did you really think
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  Speaker 1: the electricity in the internet is going to be up
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  Speaker 1: and running to even you know, attempt to broadcast now.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's going to be just like the hurricanes where
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  Speaker 3: we sat around here and and the they piped a
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  Speaker 3: different station over us. It's like, wait, you we left
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  Speaker 3: our families during a pretty dangerous hurricane. That last one
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  Speaker 3: came here, left our wife and kids, and you broadcast
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  Speaker 3: somebody else.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not coming in for anymore. I mean, well, okay,
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  Speaker 2: to finish the thought.
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  Speaker 1: To finish the original thought there, Okay, let's say you
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  Speaker 1: do get it there. Where are you gonna get the
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  Speaker 1: information from to convey? Yeah, I'm sure there's They've probably
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  Speaker 1: outfitted this thing with a short wave radio, which anybody
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  Speaker 1: who's you know, a doomsday or you know, you know
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  Speaker 1: that that's a lot of times the last means of communication.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, anybody out there, this is a lynch and talko
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  Speaker 2: from the bunker. What's it?
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  Speaker 1: What are you?
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  Speaker 3: Panama? I don't even know if you're part of the
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  Speaker 3: US is at Panama City.
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  Speaker 1: Hang up, you see what I'm saying though, Man, it's
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  Speaker 1: like as as you know.
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  Speaker 3: Are they building these I know exactly what you're saying,
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  Speaker 3: but now indulge me. Are they building these because the
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  Speaker 3: news of where I think pretty sure we talked about it.
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  Speaker 2: Where priest around or being told and.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you sold on.
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  Speaker 3: I know I'm setting you up for your UFO shit too,
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  Speaker 3: But listen, are they doing these bunkers? Because the UFO
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  Speaker 3: information and the alien life form that is slowly being released. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: priest and pastors and such were told around the country, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: be ready for like crazy stuff with with your parishioners.
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  Speaker 1: There was a gathering of some highly influential spiritual leaders
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  Speaker 1: in the country. This is this is what several of
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  Speaker 1: them have said. They were called to a meeting ahead
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  Speaker 1: of the initial release of these declassified previously classified UFO
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  Speaker 1: or UAP as they call you you know, but I
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  Speaker 1: think that's the term. But and they conveyed that they
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  Speaker 1: were told as this information starts to come out, not
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  Speaker 1: so much the initial batch which just came out to
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  Speaker 1: the week or two ago, but what is still to
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  Speaker 1: come could be so mind blowing and disturbing, it will shake,
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  Speaker 1: could potentially shake the faith of their congregations or their flocks.
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  Speaker 3: With that said, do you think that's why they built
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  Speaker 3: the bunker? Combine that with this, this is all these
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  Speaker 3: wars going on, Combine it with this. How about the
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  Speaker 3: thing we talked about, the private jet theory?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's a lot to that this dude bought.
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  Speaker 1: Uh oiler, I do if you hadn't heard that one.
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  Speaker 1: And I forget what the exact site is, but it's
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  Speaker 1: it's springing off the idea of what that UCF kid
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  Speaker 1: gott in the news for, you know, tracking Elon Musk's
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  Speaker 1: private plane. He was like, let's just track private planes
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  Speaker 1: in general of rich people. And if you see a
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  Speaker 1: mass movement of private aircraft out of private airports all
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  Speaker 1: at once from a big metropolitan area, that's a signal
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  Speaker 1: something's up.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. With that said, then then now.
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  Speaker 1: You're going down conspiracy theory hole in that somehow the rich,
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  Speaker 1: you know, elites of the world get insider information as
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  Speaker 1: to appending forthcoming potential life ending disaster and they get
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  Speaker 1: the hell out of dodge.
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  Speaker 3: I think in that guy's little theory, I believe that
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  Speaker 3: you should also check the weather in that area. It
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  Speaker 3: could just be a hell of a day for flying.
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  Speaker 3: Because I talked to my buddy Hank, who you know Hank,
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  Speaker 3: and like he has a plane, and text him something about, hey,
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  Speaker 3: the guys are meeting up if you want to come,
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  Speaker 3: and he's like, I gotta fly early in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: So and he was just going flying.
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  Speaker 3: He already has his amount of hours that you need
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  Speaker 3: to be a pilot and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: But weather was.
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  Speaker 3: Beautiful, so he went flying. So maybe the weather's beautiful
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  Speaker 3: where all those planes are taken out off are taking.
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  Speaker 2: Off out of it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I mean, I just think
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  Speaker 1: I just like to deflect it all. I just think
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  Speaker 1: there's something you need not be.
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  Speaker 3: A seagull floating on the ocean with a shrimp in
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  Speaker 3: my mouth.
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  Speaker 2: If there's doom and gloom going on.
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  Speaker 3: That radiation cloud cannot reach the seagull that I asked.
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  Speaker 1: Here's where I got it. I got to try to
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  Speaker 1: separate this. Look. Do I spend any ounce of time
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  Speaker 1: in my daily you know, life, worrying about a nuclear
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  Speaker 1: bomb dropping on Orlando or anywhere nearby. No, of course not.
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  Speaker 1: But I fascinated when you start talking about stuff like this,
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  Speaker 1: because there's precedent for stuff like this to happen, and
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  Speaker 1: the way the world is right now, it potentially could
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  Speaker 1: happen again.
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  Speaker 2: Like I said, with all the wars going on, there's
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  Speaker 2: war with this, we're.
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  Speaker 3: Meeting with China. Cuba's getting ready to die. That thing's
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  Speaker 3: just falling in the ocean. And Venezuela we even forgot
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  Speaker 3: about them. I don't know who's running that.
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  Speaker 1: We haven't forgot about them. It's actually, you know, much
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  Speaker 1: better there now for those folks, and they're slowly but
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  Speaker 1: surely getting back to where there'll be a government in
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  Speaker 1: some elections eventually.
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  Speaker 3: And ask the Venezuelans as they say, not Venezuela. I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna ask them Venezuelan pleas.
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  Speaker 2: Did I know I should have? Yesterday we ran into one.
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  Speaker 1: Asked how they enjoyed things under Maduro. Yeah, oh, I
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  Speaker 1: know that. I mean, that's some bitches, that's the whole point.
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  Speaker 1: I get that.
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  Speaker 3: But the amount of drugs and stuff still cooking around there,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure it's got to be.
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  Speaker 1: It's all. It's all about the oil economy, dude. That's
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  Speaker 1: that's what that's all about.
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  Speaker 2: But also there's you know, where there's oil, there's drugs everything.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, back to the UFO stuff.
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  Speaker 3: So the doomsday that the friggin' bunker, You really you
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  Speaker 3: really would go in there?
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  Speaker 1: No, I mean I would. I would think about if asked,
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  Speaker 1: I would think about it.
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  Speaker 2: But again, they're gonna pre ask people.
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  Speaker 1: You would have to. You'd have to have designated survivors.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm wondering. Designated survivors. And there's gonna be
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  Speaker 2: our boss and the ones who sat in it that day.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta have people who were capable in the equipment,
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  Speaker 1: people capable of broadcasting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Okay, See.
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  Speaker 3: If that's the true intention of this bunker, I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 3: if the big ones going off, I'm looking at the
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  Speaker 3: wife hopefully you know, FaceTime the kids, right and I'm
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  Speaker 3: going right out in the backyard and sitting in a
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  Speaker 3: Chase lounge with a cold beer and going it's like
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  Speaker 3: that Maxell commercial from back in the day where the
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  Speaker 3: guy's hair is blowing back the speaker.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's just gonna be not a speaker.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, look it's a sleat wave of hell. Look I
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  Speaker 1: respect that, And I think there's something to that attitude
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  Speaker 1: as well. I really, what are you gonna do about it?
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  Speaker 2: Nothing?
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  Speaker 1: What are you gonna do about it?
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  Speaker 3: And am I gonna leave my wife and possibly kids
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  Speaker 3: might be in town and go to a bunker We're
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to be stuck with.
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  Speaker 2: I won't say any names. Well.
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  Speaker 1: The other the the endgame though, too, is if it
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  Speaker 1: was that much of a cataclysmic event and you get
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  Speaker 1: in that bunker and you realize this is pointless, I
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  Speaker 1: think it would be even worse on some levels. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because you're in there now counting down on the sixty
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  Speaker 1: days worth of shit in here. Yea, and all this
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  Speaker 1: has crossed my mom the second we cracked the seal
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  Speaker 1: of this door.
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  Speaker 3: You know, do you think hell'escape? We're gonna be walking
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  Speaker 3: into you now. We have some sort of vision stuff,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure at the outside, But you want me to
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  Speaker 3: go real deep on you. Maybe this is just and
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  Speaker 3: this is all alleged, by the way, maybe this is
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  Speaker 3: all a payback for video killed the Radio Star Just
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  Speaker 3: hold on where Radio wants to come out that the
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  Speaker 3: only survivors of the cataclysmic deal were these guys who
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  Speaker 3: have a sack of four thousand, five hundred canned potatoes, right,
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  Speaker 3: money buried in their backyard.
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  Speaker 2: And then so them and people in radio.
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  Speaker 3: So it's gonna be a bunch of egotistical dicks because
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  Speaker 3: most people in radio have the biggest egos.
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  Speaker 1: Ever, that's something I've never understood.
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  Speaker 2: I don't either.
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  Speaker 3: I've never We're in radio, dude, you can get fired
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  Speaker 3: right now.
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  Speaker 2: You could just get the call. Hey, guys, we heard
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  Speaker 2: you talking about.
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  Speaker 3: The bunker, and even though we've said nothing negative about it, uh, we.
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  Speaker 2: Need you to go ahead. And you know I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: NUQ now. Yep, you're clocking out and you're not going
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  Speaker 2: to the bunker.
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  Speaker 1: Right right, You're you're permanently canceled. But no, it's that
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  Speaker 1: that's that's a whole different conversation.
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  Speaker 2: I think.
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  Speaker 3: Also, maybe I'll buy a spare pack of SIGs just
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  Speaker 3: in case we know it's coming, because.
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  Speaker 1: I could just start again.
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  Speaker 2: I could sit in the lawn chair and do it.
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  Speaker 3: It's like on that movie almost famous, I think it
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  Speaker 3: was called, where the plane is going down and it's
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  Speaker 3: full on and they're all given their given their all
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  Speaker 3: the bandmates are in it, and the manager and they're
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  Speaker 3: all given there Hey, I'm sorry for before they die,
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  Speaker 3: because they're they're going.
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  Speaker 2: You could tell.
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  Speaker 3: One goes, man, I'm so sorry, Robbie, I'm just in servant.
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  Speaker 2: I've been blanking your wife. The other guy goes, huh.
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  Speaker 2: He goes, well, I've been fucking years down.
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  Speaker 3: Then all of a sudden, then the agent goes, I've
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  Speaker 3: been ripping you guys off so bad on tour money.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: And then then the one of the other big people goes,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gay, and all of.
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  Speaker 1: A sudden, he goes.
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  Speaker 3: Just fine, yeah, smooth sailing, and they're all sitting there,
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  Speaker 3: uh huh huh awkward. So all of a sudden, I'm
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  Speaker 3: in the lawn chair with a beer in my hand
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  Speaker 3: and a smoke.
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  Speaker 2: My life's gonna go great. He's smoking again, when you're
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  Speaker 2: just an asshole who didn't smoke.
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  Speaker 1: Then you just point at the horizon and then the
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  Speaker 1: mushroom cloud.
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  Speaker 2: Bob.
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  Speaker 3: So anyway, I know this SEG's perfectly into what you
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  Speaker 3: wanted to bring up.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, before we run out of time, I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: bring this up, the whole alien stuff. Aliens could potentially
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  Speaker 1: be a threat to the end of humanity as we
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  Speaker 1: know it. That's it. That's plausible.
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  Speaker 2: Friendly with all you aliens.
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  Speaker 1: I still think that we'll create our own demise before
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  Speaker 1: any aliens do. That's just personal beliefs.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Pat McAfee's convinced that my boyfriend Pat McAfee,
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  Speaker 3: he's convinced that wembe Ama is an alien.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Really, I mean, think about it, how insanely good he is.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: The things that he does to prepare.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: This former CIA scientist has made.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: As toe and toe knuckles and hand knuckle fitness because
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: he's so big, lanky and.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Just therefore he's an alien.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: They get they get injuries that other people don't, you know,
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: like Yao Ming and all them guys.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: So anyway, okay, go ahead.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: This former CIA scientist is running around making claims that
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: there are several alien species that the US government secretly
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: knows about. His name is doctor hal puthof, physicist and
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: electrical engineer who worked on Intelligence Community, psychic spy and
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: UFO research program in the seventies and eighties.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: I bet one of the one of the alien life
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: forms is a cockroach.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: He said that that there's been recoveries of crashed UFOs
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: encountered at least with four separate distinct types of alien life.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: Let me play a little bit. I think I have
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: the audio of him talking here about what he believes
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: is going on here.
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  Speaker 4: People who have been involved in recoveries have said at.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Least four types, four separate types. No, I have not
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: had direct access to that, but I believe the people
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: who I talked to four different types of life, four
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: different types of life at least, And.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: The people I've talked to, you know, through the process
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: of making the documentary, have said that there have been
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: dozens of recoveries of crashed craft in the US alone.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's say that is true.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: That engineer guy, he'd be like hanging out with wall paper.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Oh he's an older dude. I know. My first comment
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: is I wouldn't be saying anything along these lines right now.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Given the fact that all these UFO related scientists have
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: disappeared mysteriously over the last few years. I think there's
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: eleven of them now that they really can't say, Wow,
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: that was weird. What happened to him?
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: What happened to her?
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Remember? Where are your friends? Aliens? Patlands to Tako, Bob,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: We're cool with you.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: So here's where I get stuck on the whole aliens. Oh,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: by the way, the four types that they have, I
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: have those here. They are I want to read these
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: to you. Grays, Nordics, insectoids, and reptilians. Those are the
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: descriptors of the four distinct different types of alien life
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: forms supposedly that have been encountered and recovered over the
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: years at various UFO sites, Grays, Nordics, insectoids, and reptilians,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: which you see depicted in science fiction and art and
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: whatnot based on those type of descriptions. There's no concrete
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: evidence that's been released to this point that makes me
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: fully buy into that.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: And you want to see, like an et or something.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: I want to. I want to. I want the government
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: if they are truly gonna and have this type of stuff,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: If they're gonna do it, do it.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be like Man in Black, Dude, I don't
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: want it.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: But what I'm getting at here is do they even
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: actually have this stuff?
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Dude?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: You can't do anything these days in secret without somebody
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: leaking it. The level of this, You mean to tell
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: me if they if they have this stuff in their possession,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: no one is so Like, I can't believe you know,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: no one has said a word about this and leaked
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: it to somebody. Is all you gotta do is tell
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: one person telephone game man, yaw.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Eleven scientists did, where are they? Now?
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: That's why I'm not really comfortable talking about this, even
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: though I love all you aliens.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: So should we make them have to get citizenship?
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Now? You're really conflating the term much less than the controversy.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: That's right, job, I had to Good God, good god.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: It's it's interesting, man. I I still though, given everything
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I just said, it's I think it is unrealistic to
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: think the vast thing that is space that we're the
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: only intelligent life forms.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: No, I know, there's out there stuff out there, I said.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: And it's also, I mean, as intelligent as we like
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: to think we are, we may be primitive compared to
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: some of these.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Other planet of the apes.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm telling.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: You maybe you haven't evolved that much from it, right anyway,
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: It's it's so how much of this stuff is there
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: and how much are they actually gonna put out?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: And how much of it is gonna be mind blowing?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: You know, it's mind blowing?
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Is pat is going into all that and what am
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: I doing wondering if the cleaning guy actually comes into
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: the studio because a chip that I was eating broke
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: on the floor and I don't want to just leave
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: it there.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: I'm dead serious, shut up, No, that's what I was
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: going through my mind. No, that's what podcast is.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: You're supposed to talk about you know whatever. But same time,
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I don't like worrying about it. Yeah, like I said,
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: like you said earlier, and I said, before, what are
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: we gonna do?
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I know I'd taken Mark from work. I can do
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: the fingers, Okay, all right, I just know.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: But if it's all, if it's all gonna go haywire,
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: that's where I'm glad.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not a president, you know.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Oh I think a lot of people probably are glad
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: about that.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: We already be having alien parties. If I was, Oh
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: my god, all that stuff would just be.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Unloaded, like oh, had this guy in a secret bunker
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: this whole time.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: They'd be putting stuff in front of you here, just
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: sign this sur please.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just like drop was I hate remember when
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: he was just throwing signatures.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, his executive orders.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and like the little kids when he signed somebody goes, Oh, yeah,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: you know what, that's gonna be worse something. Go ahead,
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: it's for you. I love it.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I think you'd be more in the Biden vein where
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: he has no idea what he's even signing.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: No, I don't if you compare me to that guy,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: absolutely not, you know me. I'm like, no, I'm independent.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not bringing up partier. I'm just saying a state
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: of h you know, readiness and availability to actually run anything.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: He that guy, he had no clue what was going on,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: no clue what was going.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Well that's the theory.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: How much have you heard from him since he lastly?
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Don't put me on
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: that level.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: I'd at least know about where the button is and
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: how to push that, so bitch, I would have just
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: already pushed it on. All right, all right, I'm giving
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: it and cleaning up the chip myself because I'm convinced.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I'm going to clean it up and end things here
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: and uh, you know, push the eject button on us
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: on this podcast. You got the chip? You feel better now, right?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: I feel lightheaded from bending over, but yeah.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: All right, everybody, thank you for checking another episode of
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Lynching Tacos Off the Air podcast, new episodes pretty much
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: every Thursday, unless we're off, which happens a couple times
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: a year.
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: So with that back on the air on Friday morning,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: have an awesome them day and be safe out there.