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- 0:00Speaker 1: Welcome to We Talk Back Podcast, the production of iHeartRadio
- 0:04Speaker 1: and the Black Effect Network.
- 0:08Speaker 2: So we're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion.
- 0:12Speaker 2: Who talks back.
- 0:16Speaker 1: What's up, y'all? It's your girl, aj Holiday?
- 0:18Speaker 2: What's up, Tam Bam, y'all, it's Tim Lean. I love
- 0:21Speaker 2: y'all so so very much. Thank y'all for coming back
- 0:24Speaker 2: again this week. What's up, Ajay? What's up? Birthday? Girl? Birthday?
- 0:32Speaker 1: All the geminis the geminemonized.
- 0:36Speaker 2: So are you ready for the birthday?
- 0:38Speaker 1: I am man, and my birthday feels different too. I
- 0:41Speaker 1: don't know why. I feel a little bit different.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Different good or different bad?
- 0:47Speaker 1: Uh. I'm in a very good space, y'all. I am
- 0:50Speaker 1: turning forty two years old. You know, I'm twenty thousand
- 0:54Speaker 1: years older than Tam. Actually twenty thousand and forty two
- 1:03Speaker 1: years old. Top of year, bitch. If y'all watch the show, y'all.
- 1:10Speaker 2: Know you always got like listen. Just let them think
- 1:14Speaker 2: what they think. Okay, go ahead, little transage.
- 1:18Speaker 1: So yes, and I am taking a solo trip for
- 1:23Speaker 1: my birthday this year. I had to ask for permission first.
- 1:28Speaker 1: And thank god, my guy is so cool because my
- 1:31Speaker 1: homeboy was like, you won't do what? Like what bitch
- 1:36Speaker 1: your nigga Like y'all not the same people, right, Trust, Okay,
- 1:42Speaker 1: you know what I was thinking of, because you know
- 1:43Speaker 1: how we met. We went to We went to Puerto Rico.
- 1:47Speaker 1: That's our first trip.
- 1:48Speaker 2: Like, first, you might up on your ants out there,
- 1:50Speaker 2: and if he.
- 1:50Speaker 1: Does, it's fine, But like I'm wondering if he's thinking
- 1:53Speaker 1: like this, bitch, probably meet a nigga out there, right,
- 1:56Speaker 1: I Am going to Costa Rica to try to meet
- 1:58Speaker 1: God some more. That's about it.
- 2:01Speaker 2: Well told them what I told you to do.
- 2:04Speaker 1: This bitch is trying to convince me to purchase an
- 2:07Speaker 1: air tag and put underneath my wig. Yes, I am not.
- 2:14Speaker 2: First of all, listen, if I send it to your house,
- 2:17Speaker 2: will you just put it under your put it.
- 2:19Speaker 1: In my suitcase? Thank you?
- 2:21Speaker 2: Oh you gotta put it on you. You gotta AirTag you.
- 2:25Speaker 1: I'm a Google rather not. The air tag can even
- 2:27Speaker 1: pick up in a whole nother country if somebody looking
- 2:30Speaker 1: for me.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Yes, that's what the girlies are doing. That's doing solo trips.
- 2:34Speaker 2: They airtagging their braids and putting it up in the
- 2:36Speaker 2: middle of they bun They AirTag it under their wig.
- 2:40Speaker 1: I just don't see some like I have traveled like
- 2:43Speaker 1: to China essentially by myself and shit like that. I
- 2:46Speaker 1: just don't see anybody wanting to fucking kidnap my two
- 2:49Speaker 1: hundred pound ass, like they might want to rob.
- 2:51Speaker 2: Me, Okay, you don't know what they need. They will
- 2:55Speaker 2: know what they want, and.
- 2:56Speaker 1: They might try to rob me, but they ain't picking
- 2:58Speaker 1: me up and taking me nowhere, so you don't get
- 3:03Speaker 1: fucked up player on me. Y'all gonna know who did it,
- 3:05Speaker 1: because at least my name is gonna be carved on
- 3:07Speaker 1: the Sadurday face by the time it's done, and air
- 3:10Speaker 1: Tag is just gonna allow people to find my my
- 3:12Speaker 1: fucking remains if something crazy actually happens, and it's okay, yeah,
- 3:18Speaker 1: like I trust God and it's not my time to go,
- 3:20Speaker 1: like I will be.
- 3:22Speaker 2: I'm about to see you just love time. I'm gonna
- 3:25Speaker 2: see you just locking irritated.
- 3:28Speaker 1: You on this planet for a long time. Y'all gonna
- 3:30Speaker 1: have to deal with me for at least a hundred
- 3:32Speaker 1: more years in this life and then I'm gonna come
- 3:35Speaker 1: back as a baby.
- 3:37Speaker 2: All right, But I'm just gonna send it to you
- 3:39Speaker 2: just in case. Okay, can you just put it under
- 3:42Speaker 2: your wig? You got a whole wig. Oh, just put
- 3:44Speaker 2: it under there. You're not gonna feel it.
- 3:45Speaker 1: I'm not wearing a wig over there. Well, I don't
- 3:48Speaker 1: put it underneath my baby.
- 3:50Speaker 2: Put it underneath your titty.
- 3:52Speaker 1: Underneath my little hand.
- 3:56Speaker 2: Stick it right up on the one of your breasts,
- 3:58Speaker 2: and then flapp it down.
- 4:00Speaker 1: I don't know what.
- 4:01Speaker 2: Hey, y'all.
- 4:01Speaker 1: When I'm cooking and shit like that, usually I'm naked
- 4:04Speaker 1: in the house. I literally be putting paper towels underneath
- 4:07Speaker 1: my titties, not for sweat, but just to hold it
- 4:09Speaker 1: there while I'm cooking. It's like a holder put the
- 4:13Speaker 1: paper to I'd be cooking and grab a paper towe
- 4:16Speaker 1: wipe the counter.
- 4:17Speaker 2: Like not your god is a paper towel holder? Is crazy.
- 4:25Speaker 1: My mam will always be like, if your breast can
- 4:28Speaker 1: hold a pen to underneath it, it's too vague, bitch.
- 4:31Speaker 1: You got them goddamn porn titties right her ship like
- 4:34Speaker 1: a nice little cup, these things hanging. Yes, I can
- 4:38Speaker 1: put money underneath your I can put a nigga underneath her.
- 4:40Speaker 1: I can do all types of shit with these titties.
- 4:43Speaker 2: I don't mind it going hold nothing, I don't think.
- 4:47Speaker 1: But yeah, that's my birthday plans y'all. So hopefully I'll
- 4:50Speaker 1: be able to get some content.
- 4:53Speaker 2: Yeah, and at the least make sure you just document
- 4:57Speaker 2: for everybody to keep trapping. Yeah, I'm going over to
- 5:01Speaker 2: this bitch on a spiritual retreat. You gonna come back
- 5:04Speaker 2: with her wig off, don't come back with no bone.
- 5:07Speaker 2: And you know, like my grandma used to say, I
- 5:10Speaker 2: don't know.
- 5:11Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be a good time. Man. One
- 5:13Speaker 1: of my I'm actually gonna go. See she's like a
- 5:17Speaker 1: shaman somebody, one of my one of my friends also
- 5:22Speaker 1: did some work with. So it's gonna be good. And
- 5:25Speaker 1: I start to work on my birthday on Monday, June eighth.
- 5:29Speaker 2: Excellent, It's gonna be real good.
- 5:31Speaker 1: Man. I need some.
- 5:33Speaker 2: Cleansing, cleansing and healing.
- 5:35Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I gotta get how many years I've been fucking.
- 5:38Speaker 1: I gotta get a lot of years and niggas up
- 5:40Speaker 1: off me.
- 5:41Speaker 2: Mm hm, I'm here for that.
- 5:44Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I suggest everybody do some y only cleaning
- 5:48Speaker 1: all type of shit.
- 5:49Speaker 2: Man. H.
- 5:51Speaker 1: So you can move forward in life period.
- 5:54Speaker 2: Your birthday plan is way different than mine. I'm gonna
- 5:57Speaker 2: do like a a whole day at a spot. I
- 6:00Speaker 2: go see jay Z in New York, you know, I go.
- 6:05Speaker 1: To a park I might go to see jay Z.
- 6:08Speaker 1: I was kind of jealous that everybody was at the
- 6:10Speaker 1: Roots Picnic and I wasn't me too.
- 6:13Speaker 2: And I was talking to Taylor shout out to Taylor,
- 6:16Speaker 2: and I was like, I didn't want to go to
- 6:18Speaker 2: that because I thought it was a picnic. But it's
- 6:20Speaker 2: not a picnic.
- 6:21Speaker 1: It's just it's a festival.
- 6:24Speaker 2: It's a festival. But no, why they call it the picnic,
- 6:26Speaker 2: Because I was like, niggas gonna be sitting out there
- 6:28Speaker 2: with their little baskets of food. I ain't going to that,
- 6:30Speaker 2: are you?
- 6:31Speaker 1: Okay?
- 6:33Speaker 2: I don't know why they call it a picnic.
- 6:35Speaker 1: It's not because they probably got there selling food. It's
- 6:38Speaker 1: just outside like roots picnic. I don't know why they
- 6:41Speaker 1: call it that.
- 6:42Speaker 2: That threw me off.
- 6:44Speaker 1: I've never been to a Roots picnic, but I feel
- 6:46Speaker 1: like I shouldn't have missed that one.
- 6:47Speaker 2: Yeah, I definitely feel it was huge.
- 6:50Speaker 1: Because it's not like he's about to do that intro again.
- 6:53Speaker 2: You know, over time it's over for that.
- 6:57Speaker 1: How was your weekend. We need to get into that.
- 7:00Speaker 2: We didn't. I didn't. I didn't do shit this weekend
- 7:05Speaker 2: because was it? Because it wasn't a memorial weekend this weekend.
- 7:08Speaker 2: It was the weekend before, right.
- 7:10Speaker 1: What memorial? Girl? Was that last week girl?
- 7:15Speaker 2: My days is running together, my week's is running together.
- 7:19Speaker 1: I feel you.
- 7:19Speaker 2: So no, this weekend it was rainy and it was
- 7:23Speaker 2: kind of cold outside too. It was chili, so I
- 7:26Speaker 2: just didn't do anything. I went to work and came home.
- 7:28Speaker 2: That was it. Oh. I had me a crab lake back.
- 7:31Speaker 2: That was the highlight of the weekend from the Asians
- 7:36Speaker 2: mm hmm from one of those places in Charlotte.
- 7:39Speaker 1: Black owned seafood restaurants for y'all to go get y'all
- 7:42Speaker 1: a crab in the bag front of black people. Why
- 7:43Speaker 1: a y'all going?
- 7:44Speaker 2: Well, I don't know who owned it. I just assume
- 7:46Speaker 2: it was Asians because I did a door dash, so
- 7:49Speaker 2: I don't. I didn't even go get it, so I
- 7:52Speaker 2: don't know who. But I no, I didn't. I did
- 7:56Speaker 2: not so nothing. That was my weekend.
- 7:59Speaker 1: What about your I did hang out, y'all, Okay, I
- 8:03Speaker 1: hung out from two pm. This is Sunday now, so
- 8:06Speaker 1: from two pm to oh damn it, at twelve o'clock,
- 8:12Speaker 1: I was outside on Sunday. I know, I met some
- 8:17Speaker 1: lovely women. My homegirl, Laquandra invited me to this girl,
- 8:22Speaker 1: her name is Courtney. Her birthdays just she had her
- 8:25Speaker 1: birthday at Gullah Grooves. You've been there and it was
- 8:30Speaker 1: a good time. Man. You know, I got to cut
- 8:32Speaker 1: up whenever I do go outside, I always got to
- 8:33Speaker 1: entertain people. And I've been recovering since fucking Sunday graduation
- 8:41Speaker 1: cookout on Saturday because I had just got back in
- 8:44Speaker 1: town and I just could not get back on that
- 8:46Speaker 1: fucking road. So I just kind of chilled out Saturday.
- 8:50Speaker 1: And you know, when people want me to do stuff,
- 8:53Speaker 1: you got to tell me at least two weeks in
- 8:55Speaker 1: advance for me to mentally prepare. But I was able
- 8:58Speaker 1: to pull it off. And I got outside on Sunday, and.
- 9:02Speaker 2: You know what, I lied, I did do something this weekend.
- 9:06Speaker 1: You always be lying me.
- 9:07Speaker 2: I just forgot my mind, just didn't. I went to
- 9:10Speaker 2: a grand like it was a private event for a
- 9:13Speaker 2: restaurant called Leela. It's like an Asian fusion and they
- 9:17Speaker 2: opened on the six and they had like an event
- 9:20Speaker 2: where they invited influencers and business people and we got
- 9:23Speaker 2: to try the menu and things like some of the
- 9:25Speaker 2: like small bites from the Mountain. Yeah, it was that
- 9:28Speaker 2: was fun. Yeah, the food was good. And guess a girl,
- 9:34Speaker 2: a white guy from the event, she laid to my
- 9:36Speaker 2: DMS that night. I was like, oh, white chocolate. He
- 9:39Speaker 2: was a ginger too, shout out to shout out to the.
- 9:45Speaker 1: Right.
- 9:46Speaker 2: So that happened.
- 9:50Speaker 1: That happened.
- 9:51Speaker 2: That was it me too, I do I might let
- 9:57Speaker 2: him take me out. I just I don't know. I
- 10:02Speaker 2: just be scared because you know that black girl that
- 10:04Speaker 2: was in Rest and Peace, that was in Africa with
- 10:06Speaker 2: that white man, that shit had me shot. So we'll see.
- 10:12Speaker 1: What was you saying about the video?
- 10:14Speaker 2: Which video? Oh that video that wasn't them. Oh that
- 10:20Speaker 2: was like a whole nother Uh. So that video was
- 10:23Speaker 2: like a sex worker and I can't remember what city
- 10:27Speaker 2: they were in, but I think she was like robbing
- 10:30Speaker 2: him and he went chasing her behind her. That's why
- 10:32Speaker 2: he ain't have on no clothes. And they and they
- 10:35Speaker 2: stole that video and applied it to those people, and
- 10:38Speaker 2: that's just fucked up. People just trying to create content
- 10:41Speaker 2: and don't matter.
- 10:42Speaker 1: It's so like we don't know what is real or
- 10:45Speaker 1: fake now, Like I said last week, how they be putting.
- 10:50Speaker 1: They pick and choose what illustration they want to use
- 10:53Speaker 1: for particular stories. They put black people and it's not
- 10:56Speaker 1: it's always the black person they putting on some ship
- 10:58Speaker 1: and I'll go Google and it's a whole another you know, ethnicity,
- 11:01Speaker 1: Like what the fuck is happening?
- 11:03Speaker 2: Right? Or I have miss sending me hairstyles and that,
- 11:08Speaker 2: like one girl's like you can do this and it
- 11:10Speaker 2: was like braids, but the braid didn't have no start
- 11:12Speaker 2: or no end. I was like, bitch, this is AI.
- 11:15Speaker 2: This is not a real.
- 11:16Speaker 1: Seeing those AI videos where they're using machines to braid
- 11:19Speaker 1: here down.
- 11:19Speaker 2: Somebody sent me a video that it was like this
- 11:22Speaker 2: little thing that pressed the hair, like she just called
- 11:24Speaker 2: through it and she was like you should get this.
- 11:26Speaker 2: I was like, that's not a real thing, bitch.
- 11:28Speaker 1: Oh my god, man, this shit is weird. It's weird.
- 11:32Speaker 1: It's weird outside weird, man, Let's get this. Sen dun dun,
- 11:40Speaker 1: dun dun. What we got going on this weekend? Child
- 11:42Speaker 1: in the world of stupid Internet news. Did y'all see
- 11:48Speaker 1: this article where this this man murdered his ex wife
- 11:53Speaker 1: because she apparently found out that he was engaging in
- 11:58Speaker 1: extramarital affairs. Basically, he did everything right. She divorced him,
- 12:04Speaker 1: she left him, you know, and he shot her fifteen times.
- 12:10Speaker 2: Damn that shit is like cold blooded.
- 12:14Speaker 1: I know this is a It was like last week
- 12:16Speaker 1: this started being reported since the woman filed for divorce
- 12:20Speaker 1: after leaving after learning new details about her husband online.
- 12:24Speaker 1: But the situation escalated into a violent incident that left
- 12:27Speaker 1: her critically injured. It said, But I believe she did
- 12:30Speaker 1: pass away.
- 12:32Speaker 2: But this story is kind of old, and I think
- 12:34Speaker 2: it's recirculating because it's prim month. Because why was the story.
- 12:40Speaker 1: I didn't see that before.
- 12:42Speaker 2: I feel like I saw this a year ago.
- 12:45Speaker 1: Let me see, No, I saw another story.
- 12:49Speaker 2: The story was from three years ago. Sadly she died.
- 12:51Speaker 2: He was sentenced to twenty five to fifty years.
- 12:55Speaker 1: Damn, that's fucked up. What would they Why would it
- 12:59Speaker 1: be reasculating because it's pride? Why is Pride month in June?
- 13:05Speaker 1: Let's talk about that.
- 13:07Speaker 2: I don't know my month.
- 13:08Speaker 1: Please and let me get the rain We need to
- 13:11Speaker 1: have the rainbow. Like why y'all get to have the
- 13:13Speaker 1: fucking rainbow.
- 13:14Speaker 2: I know, I love the rainbow, but we don't have
- 13:21Speaker 2: no straight months either.
- 13:22Speaker 1: Y'all have all the rest of the Yeah, okay, some
- 13:29Speaker 1: black and street months, straight months all year long?
- 13:35Speaker 2: All right?
- 13:38Speaker 1: Yeah, but why not just leave or I guess she
- 13:41Speaker 1: did leave, right, Why not just go on with your
- 13:43Speaker 1: life like you want to take her out? Because even
- 13:46Speaker 1: though it's old, like, we know that men abuse women
- 13:51Speaker 1: mm hmmm when they get found out about. We are
- 13:54Speaker 1: not the reason why y'all can't come out the closet.
- 13:56Speaker 1: It's your homeboys. Just come out of it, come out
- 13:59Speaker 1: like women be Our women are the number one supporters
- 14:02Speaker 1: of the LGBTQ community, right, we ain't never gonna be
- 14:07Speaker 1: the problem. But I just that is so unfortunate. Man.
- 14:11Speaker 2: It's very sad and scary because you never know who
- 14:14Speaker 2: you laying next to.
- 14:15Speaker 1: You know, my homegirl be so pissed at me because
- 14:17Speaker 1: I'd be like all these niggas gay like. And I'm
- 14:19Speaker 1: not saying that in a way like there's a problem
- 14:21Speaker 1: with it. I just have more respect for men who
- 14:25Speaker 1: are out with their sexuality. I am afraid of d
- 14:30Speaker 1: L men.
- 14:31Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. Just be.
- 14:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm scared of.
- 14:37Speaker 2: Sorry, listen to this one divorce. This is a divorce attorney,
- 14:42Speaker 2: she says, So tell me your story, and this is
- 14:44Speaker 2: the client responder. I've been married for seven years, and
- 14:48Speaker 2: my wife always said my sister's anger toward her felt
- 14:51Speaker 2: too personal to be normal, too possessive, too deep, like
- 14:56Speaker 2: my wife had stepped into a place my sisters still
- 14:58Speaker 2: believe belonged to her. I finally told my wife the truth.
- 15:01Speaker 2: My sister and I crossed the line when we were teenagers,
- 15:05Speaker 2: and that secret followed us into adulthood, before becoming a husband.
- 15:09Speaker 2: Now my wife. Now, my wife wants a divorce because
- 15:12Speaker 2: she says she is living inside the family secret. She
- 15:15Speaker 2: wants out. Yuck is the real sister. Just don't sound
- 15:22Speaker 2: like us, girl.
- 15:25Speaker 1: People be doing shit, and you know a lot of
- 15:27Speaker 1: things be so taboo in the black community. We just
- 15:30Speaker 1: think we just above and this stuff don't be happening.
- 15:33Speaker 1: I know some women, some girls I went to school with,
- 15:36Speaker 1: like out there from that country, first, second, third cousins.
- 15:42Speaker 1: They deaf and these are black people. Definitely was having.
- 15:46Speaker 2: Sex were their first cousin? Yes, for sure, that's crazy
- 15:52Speaker 2: to me. That sounds on both side the family and all,
- 15:55Speaker 2: and then having sex with your sister is just insane.
- 16:01Speaker 1: That's nuts.
- 16:02Speaker 2: I mean, why don't even look at your sisters sexually?
- 16:05Speaker 1: Depending on the age of the people, people be experiment
- 16:07Speaker 1: and then who else you're gonna experiment? Y'all right there
- 16:10Speaker 1: in the house together. I'm not saying like that shit
- 16:12Speaker 1: is fucking normal, but some people's brains, like just think
- 16:17Speaker 1: about animals. I was having a conversation with a friend
- 16:19Speaker 1: and he was asking if cats know because I just
- 16:25Speaker 1: bred Dasha again hopefully she pregnant Jesus Christ. I he
- 16:32Speaker 1: was asking if cats know, like their siblings, you know,
- 16:37Speaker 1: whether they raise in the same house or not. I
- 16:39Speaker 1: was like, if they know, they probably don't care. Amongst
- 16:43Speaker 1: the animal kingdom. And I always be saying, like you
- 16:47Speaker 1: take away laws and religion, like we are just like
- 16:49Speaker 1: supposedly sophisticated animals, right, and we know like these these
- 16:56Speaker 1: uh super billionaire families, these old ass rich families, like
- 16:59Speaker 1: they believe in incest, they believe in keeping things in
- 17:03Speaker 1: the family. Okay, so uncles be remember that show not
- 17:08Speaker 1: Game of Thrones.
- 17:09Speaker 2: But then they were like, well, yeah.
- 17:12Speaker 1: Game of Thrones too, and the spin off and her brother.
- 17:16Speaker 1: Mm hmm, this spin off exactly. The spin off was
- 17:22Speaker 1: House of Dragon Dragon. Yeah, like she was with.
- 17:25Speaker 2: Her uncle, like all her kids was by her brother.
- 17:30Speaker 2: She was married her man, and her husband had dark hair,
- 17:32Speaker 2: and all her kids were blind because her kids were
- 17:35Speaker 2: by her.
- 17:36Speaker 1: That was her uncle she was with. Remember she was
- 17:39Speaker 1: a little girl, he was already man, and when she
- 17:42Speaker 1: got older, that was her her uncle she had children with. Yeah,
- 17:46Speaker 1: so yep, yeah, that's crazy. Man. I don't know what
- 17:49Speaker 1: I would do if I found out my husband has
- 17:52Speaker 1: slept And you know what she's saying is that the
- 17:55Speaker 1: sister probably was having an attitude and just never liked
- 17:58Speaker 1: the wife type shit, right, you're my man? Yeah, exactly.
- 18:03Speaker 1: Imagine that. Imagine like this bitch beefing with you in
- 18:07Speaker 1: her head because this is her brother, but she's also
- 18:09Speaker 1: in love with him. You gotta leave for a family secret.
- 18:13Speaker 1: How do you counter that? Like, how do you like?
- 18:18Speaker 2: First of all, that would have stayed a secret. There
- 18:20Speaker 2: was no way she would have ever known that.
- 18:22Speaker 1: Shit, I have felt like that in a relationship before.
- 18:26Speaker 1: Like that's why, I mean, I'd be joking, but I
- 18:28Speaker 1: really don't like niggas My mama's assisters, because I do
- 18:31Speaker 1: be feeling like it'd be some little shit like if
- 18:33Speaker 1: it's not like they actually like the mamas be in
- 18:36Speaker 1: love with they sons, what is it not Oedipus compact
- 18:40Speaker 1: complex like the sons be in love with the mom
- 18:43Speaker 1: type shit. It's just a weird dynamic, like where do
- 18:45Speaker 1: I even fit in?
- 18:47Speaker 2: Right?
- 18:47Speaker 1: Your sister don't like me for what?
- 18:51Speaker 2: Yep? That's how when I was my first boyfriend and
- 18:54Speaker 2: sister just did not She hated my guts. Yeah, she
- 18:59Speaker 2: had no reason, Like I'm a good kid, better than
- 19:04Speaker 2: your brother.
- 19:06Speaker 1: I'm been trying to understand, Like, bitch, I'm better than
- 19:08Speaker 1: your brother. Why are you treating me like I'm the
- 19:09Speaker 1: one that ain't sient?
- 19:11Speaker 2: Right?
- 19:11Speaker 1: I am better than you and your brother? As a
- 19:14Speaker 1: matter of fact, it's a bitch, I as it's a sister.
- 19:20Speaker 1: Iola asked whipping to this day for how she treated me. Yeah, anyway, y'all.
- 19:26Speaker 1: Rick Ross says Richmond will make some women forget all
- 19:29Speaker 1: about their careers once they get a taste of the lifestyle.
- 19:34Speaker 1: So basically, Rick Ross basically said, once a woman starts
- 19:38Speaker 1: dealing with a rich man, that nine to five mindset
- 19:41Speaker 1: might go right out the window. He explained that wealthy
- 19:44Speaker 1: men expect women to be available during the most inconvenient times.
- 19:49Speaker 1: Why are you making shit inconvenient for bitch, and then
- 19:51Speaker 1: claim some women eventually stop caring about their careers all
- 19:55Speaker 1: together once they get comfortable with the luxury lifestyle. Ross
- 19:59Speaker 1: even joked that if a woman can't cook, she can
- 20:02Speaker 1: just use chatchipt to figure it out. I agree.
- 20:07Speaker 2: I mean that all that is, if you can read,
- 20:09Speaker 2: you can cook. That's how I feel.
- 20:10Speaker 1: Social media is already divided, uh, with some saying he's
- 20:14Speaker 1: speaking provider mentality facts, while others feel he's promoting control
- 20:19Speaker 1: and expecting women to drop everything for a man. Is
- 20:23Speaker 1: Rick Ross speaking facts?
- 20:25Speaker 2: Are naw?
- 20:26Speaker 1: My favorite comment? Uh, somebody said, Rick Ross, your contracts
- 20:31Speaker 1: only last ninety days, right, keep your job and take
- 20:35Speaker 1: a little FMLA on FMLA to funk with Rick Ross
- 20:39Speaker 1: because they know they're gonna get fired from.
- 20:41Speaker 2: His real quick.
- 20:43Speaker 1: It's not a lifetime turnover rate very high. So yeah,
- 20:50Speaker 1: I agree, you know what I'm saying. I think in
- 20:53Speaker 1: a position to not have to work.
- 20:56Speaker 2: Right, but don't don't lose your ship. Following on men,
- 21:01Speaker 2: I had this guy that I was talking to here recently.
- 21:04Speaker 2: He's in the NFL, and he keeps trying to just
- 21:07Speaker 2: get me, like, come tomorrow, come tomorrow. I'm not a
- 21:10Speaker 2: come tomorrow kind of woman.
- 21:12Speaker 1: Yes, my pussy ain't even prepared.
- 21:14Speaker 2: Yeah for tomorrow. You have to give me means notice
- 21:19Speaker 2: because I have shit going on and I can't disabandon
- 21:22Speaker 2: everything to come lay up with you.
- 21:25Speaker 1: So and then they that's what they want initially, and
- 21:28Speaker 1: then you complain. They didn't complain about those women not
- 21:31Speaker 1: having enough going on. Mm hm, you know what I'm saying,
- 21:34Speaker 1: not having no motion. That's what you wanted, right, You
- 21:38Speaker 1: want a puppy, Now you got a puppy, and now
- 21:42Speaker 1: you want a woman with some depth. Nigga, get your
- 21:47Speaker 1: ass on. These niggas don't know what they want. But
- 21:49Speaker 1: I mean, I would love to be in a situation
- 21:51Speaker 1: where I did not have to work and feel like
- 21:52Speaker 1: I had to build everything myself.
- 21:56Speaker 2: Facts. I should have probably got my ass on that plane.
- 22:01Speaker 1: No man, fucking niggas. I feel like, especially like celebrities
- 22:05Speaker 1: and niggas with the super.
- 22:06Speaker 2: Bad athletes, you cannot move.
- 22:08Speaker 1: When they say usually the one they end up probably being.
- 22:13Speaker 1: What is one who was in pain as no attention.
- 22:17Speaker 1: They want somebody that's like accessible, but they also want
- 22:22Speaker 1: to chase You got to find a medium somewhere middle
- 22:25Speaker 1: ground their part.
- 22:28Speaker 2: It's hard. Yeah, what we're talking about today.
- 22:34Speaker 1: So some social media shit, all right, bro, bougie, are basic? Okay?
- 22:39Speaker 1: Since everybody on Instagram are you know, millionaires and billionaires
- 22:44Speaker 1: now when the majority of people are living below poverty
- 22:49Speaker 1: level right now. I saw an article for Charleston that said,
- 22:54Speaker 1: now like eight what is it, sixty five sixty five
- 22:56Speaker 1: thousand dollars in Charleston is considered poverty. It's very expensive
- 23:01Speaker 1: to live here.
- 23:03Speaker 2: Yeah, Like in.
- 23:04Speaker 1: West Ashley where I live at, I was looking for
- 23:06Speaker 1: a house and there's nothing under four hundred thousand dollars nothing,
- 23:12Speaker 1: So you're paying a million and a half a million
- 23:14Speaker 1: dollars for a house. Now like that, you have to
- 23:16Speaker 1: have like a lot of income.
- 23:19Speaker 2: Everybody get to work, yeah, because.
- 23:23Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know, it just seems like rich people
- 23:27Speaker 1: can't do basic shit, and regular people are overly trying
- 23:31Speaker 1: to advent that they were mm hmm. So this is
- 23:36Speaker 1: just a big game today, right, We'll get into it
- 23:41Speaker 1: after the break. All right, y'all, we are back from
- 23:49Speaker 1: break and today today's game show topic is broke, bougie
- 23:57Speaker 1: or basic. We're going to read, you know, a couple
- 24:00Speaker 1: different scenarios and discussing is a basic shit? Is it?
- 24:05Speaker 1: Broke shit? Is a basic shit? I mean yeah, yeah,
- 24:09Speaker 1: all right, So the first topic is the dating edition.
- 24:15Speaker 1: All right, so you got to tell we have to
- 24:17Speaker 1: tell each other if it's like some broke shit. Okay,
- 24:20Speaker 1: basic shit. So taking your date to happy hour instead
- 24:26Speaker 1: of dinner.
- 24:28Speaker 2: Basic basic?
- 24:32Speaker 1: Let me go back. So broke shit equals cheap, struggling
- 24:35Speaker 1: or cutting corners, bougie is extra luxurious, doing the most,
- 24:42Speaker 1: and then basic is just like normal, normal shit, right,
- 24:47Speaker 1: that shouldn't seem abnormal just because somebody has money basically,
- 24:52Speaker 1: So okay, I.
- 24:52Speaker 2: Still feel basic like basic shit. Happy hours yeah.
- 24:57Speaker 1: I mean, I mean we can't technically do both, but
- 25:01Speaker 1: or I mean if most restaurants have a happy hour
- 25:04Speaker 1: five after work, I don't see anything wrong with that.
- 25:09Speaker 1: That is definitely basic ship basicly Yeah, I agree all
- 25:14Speaker 1: m splitting and appetizer, but ordering separate entrees that's basic
- 25:22Speaker 1: and I feel like more people need to do that.
- 25:23Speaker 1: I was out, I did take myself out the dinner
- 25:27Speaker 1: Saturday night, and the couple next to me at the
- 25:30Speaker 1: bar at this low Italian place, I've been frequent freaking
- 25:36Speaker 1: How do you even use the word freaking? Is that
- 25:39Speaker 1: the word frequenting? I don't think that's right. It's just freak.
- 25:43Speaker 2: Yeah, No, frequenting.
- 25:46Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all tell us, uh, this Italian restaurant that I
- 25:53Speaker 1: frequent with, because I think that's how you use it.
- 25:57Speaker 2: But you can say I've been frequently okay, frequenting. Maybe
- 26:01Speaker 2: I'll made that up. I don't know.
- 26:03Speaker 1: I think you make that up anyway. So I look
- 26:07Speaker 1: over and like they split all their food, and I
- 26:10Speaker 1: feel like that is a good way to not like overeat, right,
- 26:13Speaker 1: I don't think it's on some cheap shit, Like why
- 26:16Speaker 1: are sometimes it's just too much food on one entree?
- 26:19Speaker 1: Why are we not just getting one meal that we
- 26:21Speaker 1: both like and splitting it.
- 26:23Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's smart if you're trying to you know, yeah,
- 26:30Speaker 2: I'm big your back and save money. Yeah. But these
- 26:34Speaker 2: niggas that I be hanging out with, they ain't trying
- 26:37Speaker 2: to share enough food. Big as may be fatter than me.
- 26:40Speaker 2: I met with some motherfucking I cooked and I made
- 26:44Speaker 2: a black and salmon with a pineapple sauce of y'all.
- 26:46Speaker 2: It was so good. So I was proud of myself
- 26:48Speaker 2: because you know, I don't all that, and it was
- 26:51Speaker 2: so good. And I got four filets and they were
- 26:54Speaker 2: nice size filets from Cilanto, lime rice and thes uh
- 27:02Speaker 2: huh mm hmmm.
- 27:05Speaker 1: And then I just really veterans. It was veterans.
- 27:10Speaker 2: And I made him a plate and I put him
- 27:12Speaker 2: one piece of salmon, but I had two for him,
- 27:14Speaker 2: you know, and I put one on mine and he
- 27:17Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I'm gonna need that other piece right now.
- 27:19Speaker 2: So I put the other piece on his plate too,
- 27:23Speaker 2: and then he ate both of them, and then I
- 27:25Speaker 2: only ate about a third of mine. He was like,
- 27:29Speaker 2: you're not gonna finish that, and then I ate my ship.
- 27:32Speaker 1: Too, Like god, yeah, I like that, Like I like
- 27:36Speaker 1: a nigga whould be eating because I like, I like
- 27:39Speaker 1: to feed people, So I like, I don't want to
- 27:40Speaker 1: pile your plate up initially, but I always be like,
- 27:43Speaker 1: it's some more that stove. You you want more?
- 27:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't mind that, but don't eat mine too,
- 27:49Speaker 2: because what if I get.
- 27:53Speaker 1: Yeah right, No, I really like when the nigga clean this,
- 28:00Speaker 1: like so so I don't know if that is. I
- 28:04Speaker 1: don't think it's broke, you know, I could say that
- 28:08Speaker 1: might be bougie to be watching your figure and splitting
- 28:12Speaker 1: entres at a very expensive restaurant. I mean, you know,
- 28:15Speaker 1: splitting This actually says splitting entre, I mean appetizers, but
- 28:20Speaker 1: ordering separate entres. I don't know how that could ever be.
- 28:23Speaker 2: But yeah, because I mean most times you share appetizers anyway, Right.
- 28:27Speaker 1: That's what it's supposed to be for, Like why you
- 28:29Speaker 1: got an entree and a whole two appetizers to yourself? Right,
- 28:33Speaker 1: I mean I'd be doing that, but I'm just saying why.
- 28:39Speaker 2: Uh.
- 28:40Speaker 1: This is a big one, and actually I feel like
- 28:41Speaker 1: this has been on social media before. But bringing a
- 28:44Speaker 1: coupon on a first date, like would you go out
- 28:47Speaker 1: with a dude who got that book of green back
- 28:49Speaker 1: stamps for the movie theater?
- 28:51Speaker 2: Yes, I'm watch a man who know how to save.
- 28:54Speaker 2: I don't care about that. Save your money so you
- 28:56Speaker 2: can spit it on me somewhere else.
- 28:59Speaker 1: Group You can't have a nigga do some shit off
- 29:02Speaker 1: group on.
- 29:03Speaker 2: How you gonna know? Yeah, I gotta I got a
- 29:08Speaker 2: group on. I don't mind it as long as as
- 29:13Speaker 2: long as you like not broke, you know, and you're
- 29:17Speaker 2: using group Prime because you're just a broke person. But
- 29:20Speaker 2: if you're using group Prime because you're a saver, I'm
- 29:23Speaker 2: here for it.
- 29:25Speaker 1: Yeah, some people could be too frugal, like I probably
- 29:28Speaker 1: can come off as too frugal. Sometimes I will take
- 29:31Speaker 1: a long time to make a decision by some ship
- 29:34Speaker 1: because I want the best ship for the least amount
- 29:38Speaker 1: of money everything.
- 29:40Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I've seen that before.
- 29:45Speaker 1: Like I, why are we paying as much money? I
- 29:47Speaker 1: understand the value of shit, you know what I'm saying,
- 29:49Speaker 1: So why am I paying this much for this service?
- 29:53Speaker 1: You know products? Like I know I can get it
- 29:55Speaker 1: cheaper somewhere, just take the extra time to get it cheaper.
- 30:01Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe people might consider that broke behavior,
- 30:04Speaker 1: but some people will tell me what you think, right,
- 30:10Speaker 1: So I don't know. I feel like bringing the coupon,
- 30:13Speaker 1: like an actual coupon.
- 30:14Speaker 2: On a date.
- 30:15Speaker 1: That might be a little, that might be a lot
- 30:16Speaker 1: broke behavior. If we had to pick, I wouldn't say
- 30:19Speaker 1: it's basic. That's not basic behavior.
- 30:23Speaker 2: Now, I'm just trying to think of where we going there.
- 30:27Speaker 2: I got coupons, you know, Like I don't know.
- 30:31Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 30:31Speaker 2: Some place I can't think of. Nowhere we're going there
- 30:33Speaker 2: got a coupon.
- 30:36Speaker 1: In real life?
- 30:38Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going grocery shopping. Like where we're going with coupons?
- 30:42Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 30:43Speaker 1: So Paris theater?
- 30:45Speaker 2: Right, this one is done to me ordering water when
- 30:51Speaker 2: someone else is paying, but not me. I'll have a
- 30:57Speaker 2: water along with my cocktail. The fuck?
- 31:02Speaker 1: But why do you have like when someone else is ping.
- 31:06Speaker 2: Because you're trying to be thoughtful or you're trying to
- 31:08Speaker 2: be considerate of their pocket.
- 31:11Speaker 1: So is that broke shit on you? Broke shit on
- 31:13Speaker 1: the other person that you have to even be conscious
- 31:15Speaker 1: of their pocket and what they can afford and can't.
- 31:19Speaker 2: Well, I think it's thoughtful of you and broke shit
- 31:21Speaker 2: on the the other person. Yeah, I remember, Yeah, I'm
- 31:30Speaker 2: always ordering what I want. But I remember one time
- 31:32Speaker 2: being out with a guy and I was like, I
- 31:37Speaker 2: was like three drinks in at this point, and I
- 31:39Speaker 2: was like, he don't sell drugs. Maybe I should slow down, you.
- 31:45Speaker 1: Know, like this is an every day Once I stopped
- 31:48Speaker 1: dealing with those kind of guys and I was like
- 31:51Speaker 1: dealing with every day working guys, I'm like.
- 31:55Speaker 2: This is adding up, and I haven't even considered that.
- 31:58Speaker 2: But because I've never been I haven't. I haven't ever
- 32:01Speaker 2: thought about it until this time when I started dating
- 32:04Speaker 2: men who work regular jobs.
- 32:10Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, because they they they budget their money different. Yeah,
- 32:15Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, even if they make
- 32:17Speaker 1: a lot of money, somebody who works or bruns a
- 32:19Speaker 1: business versus somebody who hustling or scamming, like, it's never
- 32:23Speaker 1: going to be exciting that to pop the balloon. But
- 32:27Speaker 1: it was like a like a sequel where they did
- 32:30Speaker 1: like a reunion kind of thing with these a couple
- 32:32Speaker 1: of like one of the niggas he owned a jet
- 32:33Speaker 1: or some ship like that. One of the dudes was
- 32:36Speaker 1: a doctor. One of the other contestants was like a doctor.
- 32:39Speaker 1: And then the he goes this drug dealer or whatever
- 32:42Speaker 1: he does, probably scamming with Hella jewelry on. He talked
- 32:45Speaker 1: about talking to the doctor like, nigga, you got a
- 32:47Speaker 1: private jet Like he was like, the doctor said, I'm
- 32:50Speaker 1: gonna call the FEDS on you like that. How you
- 32:55Speaker 1: make your money? You file taxes? Does the I R
- 32:59Speaker 1: S know how you? Uh, it's just different. You can't
- 33:02Speaker 1: compare to too and like, yeah, I'm not risking my
- 33:04Speaker 1: life to have things or to take a bitch on
- 33:08Speaker 1: a date and where she has unlimited access to my wallet.
- 33:12Speaker 2: I remember going on a date with a guy.
- 33:13Speaker 1: He's like, get what you want, and I was like
- 33:15Speaker 1: I was, and then I got what I want and
- 33:18Speaker 1: then this nigga paid with Like I feel like I
- 33:22Speaker 1: told this story before.
- 33:23Speaker 2: He had like.
- 33:24Speaker 1: Thirty Visa gift cards. It's like thirty thirty to fifty
- 33:28Speaker 1: dollars Visa gift cards. I was so embarrassed. That's bringing
- 33:33Speaker 1: a coupon on the first date, essentially because he's not
- 33:36Speaker 1: using his money. We know he's scamming. We know hes
- 33:40Speaker 1: scamming with them gift cards. I remember I went out
- 33:43Speaker 1: with a mutual friend and a guy she was dating
- 33:44Speaker 1: when I went to New York one time, and the
- 33:47Speaker 1: guy she brought I knew. He was like, how you doing?
- 33:49Speaker 1: Just seemed like he was. He pulled out a rolodex
- 33:54Speaker 1: of gift cards and told a waitress pick one.
- 33:58Speaker 2: Embarrassed, just scamming, but.
- 34:04Speaker 1: A couple of them wasn't working. Teacher to come back
- 34:06Speaker 1: and get another one.
- 34:07Speaker 2: That's what was happening. Like he had to go over
- 34:09Speaker 2: there to the service station and like just keep giving
- 34:11Speaker 2: her different ones until the tab was clear. I was like,
- 34:14Speaker 2: oh my god, I'll never go out with him again.
- 34:16Speaker 1: Yeah, they should have called the police on his ass,
- 34:17Speaker 1: because why you got all these gift cards? Mhm the
- 34:21Speaker 1: hell asking you got this? When the bill comes, that broke.
- 34:32Speaker 1: I went out with a nigga one time and it
- 34:34Speaker 1: kind of like stealed a deal like that was kind
- 34:36Speaker 1: of like the beginning of the end of our dating.
- 34:40Speaker 2: He asked you you had it?
- 34:42Speaker 1: No, no, no, so he was So we went out.
- 34:44Speaker 1: The bill came. The bill was like eighty dollars, right,
- 34:47Speaker 1: we didn't even get food. That was like drinks in us,
- 34:49Speaker 1: playing pool and shit. He invited me out. So when
- 34:53Speaker 1: a bill come it was like eighty ninety dollars or
- 34:55Speaker 1: something like that, he was like, damn, what the fuck?
- 34:57Speaker 1: I only had this. He was like fretting about it.
- 35:00Speaker 1: So the next morning he was still fretting about it
- 35:02Speaker 1: and thinking about it, like the am I spend such
- 35:06Speaker 1: and such and such and you just you just looked
- 35:07Speaker 1: down at your purse. Was I supposed to pull something
- 35:11Speaker 1: out of it?
- 35:12Speaker 2: Right?
- 35:13Speaker 1: I supposed to like offer you some money on the
- 35:15Speaker 1: tap or something. You want that for your daughter? Right?
- 35:20Speaker 1: Why like, why did you think I was supposed to
- 35:22Speaker 1: go in my my my bag? Because you invited me
- 35:25Speaker 1: out and you picked this place, right, and then you
- 35:29Speaker 1: thought and I feel like I only had like two drinks.
- 35:31Speaker 1: So I don't know how much the pool was. I
- 35:35Speaker 1: don't give a fuck how much any of that stuff was.
- 35:37Speaker 1: It's none of my business, right, I have nothing to
- 35:40Speaker 1: do with it. I didn't go in my purse, are
- 35:42Speaker 1: you okay?
- 35:42Speaker 2: So?
- 35:43Speaker 1: Yeah, that's broken it.
- 35:44Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely broke shit. Going on a coffee date.
- 35:51Speaker 1: I'm kind of on the fence, but with that one,
- 35:53Speaker 1: like this gugie, yeah to me a little bit, you know, like, hey,
- 35:58Speaker 1: you want to meet up for coffee? And if in
- 36:00Speaker 1: Europe that means you want to fuck, doesn't I heard that.
- 36:05Speaker 1: I don't know where I read it at, but it's like, hey,
- 36:07Speaker 1: do you want to come over for coffee? That means
- 36:09Speaker 1: you want to fuck?
- 36:10Speaker 2: I thought after at the end of the night, asking
- 36:12Speaker 2: somebody did they want some coffee?
- 36:15Speaker 1: Oh?
- 36:16Speaker 2: Not in the morning.
- 36:21Speaker 1: I went on a on a whole foods date one time.
- 36:25Speaker 1: I got groceries. I help him grocery shop.
- 36:28Speaker 2: That was cute.
- 36:29Speaker 1: I like that, and Whole Foods is whole paycheck?
- 36:32Speaker 2: Did he pay for your groceries? M? Yeah, that was cute.
- 36:35Speaker 2: That's a cute date.
- 36:37Speaker 1: So I don't know, I don't think that. I think
- 36:39Speaker 1: it to me, I understand something. And we go back
- 36:42Speaker 1: to talking about like the working man. They you know,
- 36:44Speaker 1: if they're dating and they're actually out here dating with
- 36:47Speaker 1: intention like they didn't, could get really expensive. So if
- 36:51Speaker 1: this is not somebody that you can see something with it,
- 36:53Speaker 1: you just want to talk to them in person as
- 36:55Speaker 1: opposed to like texting and talking over the phone. What's
- 36:57Speaker 1: wrong with meeting out at a public place first? You
- 37:00Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Going to Starbucks? You can get
- 37:02Speaker 1: it like a little like a little tapas.
- 37:04Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's worth even.
- 37:10Speaker 1: In this economy. Yeah, so the the more expensive outside gets.
- 37:15Speaker 1: I'm with your niggas.
- 37:16Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm so happy. I'm not mad too.
- 37:20Speaker 1: I'm happy. I'm a female.
- 37:25Speaker 2: I've heard we couldn't say female, no.
- 37:28Speaker 1: Okay, because female is like, you know, women are human females, right,
- 37:35Speaker 1: So when you say female, like what anima dog like?
- 37:40Speaker 2: I don't know, girl, it's too much.
- 37:43Speaker 1: Too much caring about nothing.
- 37:47Speaker 2: All right, let's go to travel edition. All right, bringing
- 37:53Speaker 2: your own snacks to the airport.
- 37:56Speaker 1: Your water don't get thrown out.
- 37:58Speaker 2: You can know your food won't, but your your beverage
- 38:02Speaker 2: as will. I always bring my own snacks in my bag.
- 38:05Speaker 2: First of all, the snacks are overpricing the airport and
- 38:08Speaker 2: they don't have the shit I want.
- 38:10Speaker 1: Yes, I just.
- 38:11Speaker 2: For a long flight.
- 38:13Speaker 1: Hmmm, I'm always rushing. I never like have what I
- 38:17Speaker 1: want on the plane, and I'm never buying anything in
- 38:20Speaker 1: the airport because I just feel like I'm getting finesse
- 38:22Speaker 1: and I hate feeling like I'm being finessed. Like why
- 38:25Speaker 1: this is like it's like the club m it's inflation
- 38:29Speaker 1: in the airport.
- 38:31Speaker 2: I mean that bitch on the plane, motherfuckers be like
- 38:33Speaker 2: hoopra popa guy. Thanks.
- 38:37Speaker 1: So it's that broken bougie or basic where I'm sitting
- 38:41Speaker 1: there in the plane when somebody bring onions on the plane.
- 38:44Speaker 1: Why you should not ever take a crab boil in
- 38:48Speaker 1: a public place or anything with onions. And yeah, I
- 38:51Speaker 1: like confined space, right, you'll have to breathe it in.
- 38:55Speaker 2: I agree, But I also like, will crack open some
- 38:58Speaker 2: beef jerkey on the plane real quick? And they'd be like,
- 39:02Speaker 2: it's smell.
- 39:03Speaker 1: It's smell good though I don't like beef jerky, but
- 39:05Speaker 1: it doesn't it's not it's not a bad smell if
- 39:07Speaker 1: I can smell it a little while.
- 39:09Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 39:10Speaker 1: Yeah, So bringing snacks at the airport, I don't think
- 39:13Speaker 1: that's like broke shit.
- 39:15Speaker 2: No, Yeah, you're just basically.
- 39:18Speaker 1: Hart mm hmm, I said, not wanting to be finessed
- 39:22Speaker 1: is smart. Yes, Let's see. Refusing to check a bag.
- 39:35Speaker 1: I always check a big stupid ass bag.
- 39:37Speaker 2: I use it so that means like they're asking you
- 39:40Speaker 2: to check and you don't want to check it.
- 39:44Speaker 1: That means like every time you travel you like, fuck that.
- 39:46Speaker 1: Whatever I can fit in this bag is what I'm
- 39:48Speaker 1: taking Because I'm not checking the bag. I'm not paying
- 39:50Speaker 1: extra to check a bag. So you're always using carry.
- 39:54Speaker 2: That's broke to me?
- 39:56Speaker 1: Is it broke? I feel like if.
- 40:01Speaker 2: You are leaving shit you need because you don't want
- 40:03Speaker 2: to check a bag, that's broke.
- 40:06Speaker 1: But you could just purchase it over there when you
- 40:09Speaker 1: get to where you're going.
- 40:12Speaker 2: Okay, I mean if that's the case, if you don't
- 40:14Speaker 2: want to check a bag because you don't want to
- 40:15Speaker 2: spend the money, but then going to buy shit over there.
- 40:18Speaker 2: It just don't make no sense.
- 40:20Speaker 1: You so for this costa Rica trip. I And it's
- 40:26Speaker 1: not because I don't want to pay for check bag,
- 40:28Speaker 1: because I love to have everything I need on deck, right,
- 40:33Speaker 1: but I got a couple of plane transfers and I
- 40:35Speaker 1: just don't be I don't feel like having to worry
- 40:37Speaker 1: about my luggage or like it not getting to where
- 40:40Speaker 1: it needs to be, or lugging that shit through the
- 40:42Speaker 1: airport to the next airport to my next gate, and
- 40:45Speaker 1: shit like that a big bag. So I am going
- 40:48Speaker 1: to try to because I feel like this is also
- 40:52Speaker 1: like a something I need to accomplish, right packing fucking lights?
- 40:58Speaker 1: Right light? Like why you need all these things? You
- 41:03Speaker 1: bring all his clothes you end up not fucking wearing,
- 41:06Speaker 1: bring five pairs of shoes and only end up wearing
- 41:09Speaker 1: two a flip flop and one heel. You don't curl
- 41:13Speaker 1: your hair over there, so why you brought those curling irons?
- 41:16Speaker 1: It's all types of shit, Like I am really going
- 41:19Speaker 1: to try to pack light because that's how I want.
- 41:21Speaker 1: I want my life to be light. I want to
- 41:23Speaker 1: be lighter physically, mentally, spiritually, Like I don't want to.
- 41:28Speaker 1: And when I get back home, I'm clearing everything out
- 41:31Speaker 1: my motherfucking house, like all this shit I've been holding
- 41:34Speaker 1: on too for years. So to me, that's the representation
- 41:37Speaker 1: of taking a carry on.
- 41:40Speaker 2: Okay, that's all that shit.
- 41:42Speaker 1: That's what I need to do to my closet, Like
- 41:44Speaker 1: I really need to let go of all these old
- 41:46Speaker 1: ass clothes, Like I got a hole get back into.
- 41:50Speaker 1: I got so many I got genes from art and
- 41:52Speaker 1: b bitch, it ain't.
- 41:54Speaker 2: Even getting back into. It's just like I've attached memories
- 41:58Speaker 2: to outfits. It's hoarding, That's what that is the example,
- 42:03Speaker 2: that's the definition of horting. Yes, like, oh I remember
- 42:06Speaker 2: I wore it too, and I just have it in
- 42:10Speaker 2: my closet taking up space. I'm never worried again.
- 42:14Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm kind of jealous the people who can let
- 42:16Speaker 1: go of shit I am trying to let go.
- 42:19Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
- 42:21Speaker 1: Yeah. And really your clothes for beach, you know, resort
- 42:24Speaker 1: beach attire, like it really the stuff ain't that big.
- 42:26Speaker 1: So all this extra shit you end up putting in
- 42:28Speaker 1: your bag, Like do I need all my brushes for makeup?
- 42:32Speaker 1: Or do I need like one or two brushes? In
- 42:34Speaker 1: a fucking uh sponge, Like you know.
- 42:37Speaker 2: What I'm saying exactly what was up? I had like
- 42:43Speaker 2: three different sets of dishes, Like why do I have
- 42:50Speaker 2: three sets of dishes?
- 42:51Speaker 1: Like? Throw Facebook marketplace right now? Ain't nobody bottom? But
- 42:55Speaker 1: I do have some plates I want to like, Yeah,
- 42:57Speaker 1: why why do I have like the cups that, the
- 43:00Speaker 1: four plates, the bowls, the like for three different sets?
- 43:06Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 43:07Speaker 1: Away, It's like you you really, how many forks and
- 43:11Speaker 1: spoons do you need?
- 43:13Speaker 2: I still got a diamond's doggy plate?
- 43:19Speaker 1: Hm hmm, mama, holla, stuff, I still got my dog stuff, Like,
- 43:25Speaker 1: it's not in my house, It's in my stepdaddy house.
- 43:29Speaker 2: You got somebody else hoarding it I got.
- 43:32Speaker 1: I'm more than ship at other people ship like I
- 43:35Speaker 1: want my mind clear, dog.
- 43:43Speaker 2: All right.
- 43:46Speaker 1: Wearing pajamas on a flight broke, nasty, disgusting.
- 43:53Speaker 2: I hate that.
- 43:54Speaker 1: Take that fucking bonnet off, take that hair scarf off.
- 43:57Speaker 2: Like, listen, if you are on a long and you
- 44:00Speaker 2: get on the plane and then put your bonnet on
- 44:03Speaker 2: when the lights go out, I'm not mad at that.
- 44:06Speaker 2: If you're on a long flight, throw your her up
- 44:10Speaker 2: and put your bonnet on. We're gonna be on this
- 44:11Speaker 2: plane nine hours. I don't care, But don't walk through
- 44:13Speaker 2: the airport like that. That's just so tacky.
- 44:17Speaker 1: I I don't even understand like the thought process for real,
- 44:22Speaker 1: Like I don't even like nowadays, like I have been
- 44:27Speaker 1: trying to consciously consciously like put clothes on. So let
- 44:30Speaker 1: me tell you what my putting clothes on is. Just
- 44:32Speaker 1: like putting on workout clothes and throwing on a blazer.
- 44:35Speaker 1: That's it. And so that's usually how I go to
- 44:39Speaker 1: the airport. And I mean, you are relaxed, but it
- 44:41Speaker 1: looks it just looks nice, right, it just looks bougie.
- 44:47Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks done.
- 44:48Speaker 1: Sneak is on with your leggings and a little blazer.
- 44:52Speaker 2: And I believe it. Have an airport. I believe in
- 44:55Speaker 2: have an airport swag. You're not gonna see me, catch
- 44:57Speaker 2: me walking through the airport looking crazy because you never
- 44:59Speaker 2: know who you.
- 45:00Speaker 1: Want to wanted to exactly exactly see y'all motherfuckers ain't
- 45:04Speaker 1: prepared for greatness, That's really what it's about. Like, Yeah,
- 45:09Speaker 1: ain't nobody checking for you with the bonnet on? Sweetpea? Right,
- 45:13Speaker 1: y'all got all these requirements for these men?
- 45:17Speaker 2: Yes, that bonnet.
- 45:18Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Let me see paying for a priority boarding.
- 45:30Speaker 2: I'll do it.
- 45:32Speaker 1: I've done it. No, I'm kind of waste the money
- 45:36Speaker 1: because I could wait, I have done it. I've only
- 45:39Speaker 1: flown like first class twice, like nowadays. Have you seen
- 45:44Speaker 1: the price of first class tickets just to go like
- 45:46Speaker 1: to Costa Rica, the first class ticket was like five
- 45:49Speaker 1: thousand dollars for what.
- 45:50Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I see. I'm kind of spoiled because you know,
- 45:53Speaker 2: I got y'all, I got a spouse path, so it's
- 45:57Speaker 2: not even a buddy, it's like the upgrade. So I'll
- 45:59Speaker 2: be flying and if there's a first class seat, I'll
- 46:02Speaker 2: get it.
- 46:02Speaker 1: You know, really, somebody to get me a spouse past.
- 46:06Speaker 2: Yeah, so y'all fly international first class. I'll look for
- 46:10Speaker 2: the seats with extra like flights with the seats that
- 46:13Speaker 2: have first class seats on it, just so I can
- 46:15Speaker 2: be in one of those.
- 46:16Speaker 1: You know, but you're not so now that's a coupon.
- 46:21Speaker 2: But it's not because I end up paying. Yeah, yeah,
- 46:25Speaker 2: you have to pay, like and they don't want up.
- 46:27Speaker 2: These bitches ain't doing it for two thousand no more.
- 46:29Speaker 2: It's like five thousand dollars for your flight pass.
- 46:32Speaker 1: Now because you're paying five out, Well, I mean not
- 46:34Speaker 1: when you get left at airports and shit like that.
- 46:36Speaker 1: Sometimes you get booted off a flight. But shit like
- 46:39Speaker 1: I'm saying, that's one flight for business class or first
- 46:43Speaker 1: class is five grand, Like, yeah, I would pay for
- 46:46Speaker 1: that for a whole year of flying, for sure. I'll
- 46:49Speaker 1: take more trips if I had some shit like that, right,
- 46:52Speaker 1: So I would say, pay for priority is not.
- 46:59Speaker 2: Broke.
- 47:00Speaker 1: It's not basic. Yeah, you want to be in first
- 47:06Speaker 1: on the plane so you can make sure you get
- 47:07Speaker 1: your bag up in the overhead. That's really the only
- 47:10Speaker 1: What is the other reason to want to be first
- 47:13Speaker 1: onto the plane? Like? It's very boogy. It's very boogie.
- 47:23Speaker 1: And I am also the type of person who won't
- 47:24Speaker 1: give a damn about the airline for the most part.
- 47:26Speaker 1: I'm not fucking a uh frontier boy. Fuck y'all, don't
- 47:32Speaker 1: you hear it? Like no kind of Yeah, you bought
- 47:35Speaker 1: that ship last year. I bought it last year, the
- 47:38Speaker 1: go Wild Pass, and I haven't been able to go
- 47:40Speaker 1: wild yet.
- 47:42Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard it's hard to go wild.
- 47:45Speaker 1: They're not even in Charlsta anymore. I gotta drive a
- 47:48Speaker 1: Myrtle beach or Charlotte. If I want to take a flight,
- 47:50Speaker 1: and you know what the thing is with the Go Wild,
- 47:52Speaker 1: you gotta book it the day before. You're trying to
- 47:54Speaker 1: travel for international I think it's five days in advance,
- 47:58Speaker 1: ten days in advance, maybe before like domestic trips, domestic flights.
- 48:02Speaker 1: You got a book the day before, How am I
- 48:04Speaker 1: supposed to gauge that? Yeah, and the flight flights for
- 48:08Speaker 1: other airlines would have went up sky high by the
- 48:12Speaker 1: time I fucked with him, right, So.
- 48:15Speaker 2: Like, you ain't wild enough if you can't do it
- 48:16Speaker 2: the day before.
- 48:18Speaker 1: They are fund raising. I think they're just trying to
- 48:20Speaker 1: stay at a bankruptcy like spirit. They they're taking people's money.
- 48:24Speaker 1: Because Priscilla just bought the shit and she paid three
- 48:27Speaker 1: ninety nine for it, can't find no flights. The next
- 48:31Speaker 1: week it went down to one ninety nine, you know,
- 48:35Speaker 1: like the rate is fluctuating. Like my boyfriend bought it
- 48:40Speaker 1: last year, and I think he paid three ninety nine.
- 48:43Speaker 1: At the time I turned around, I paid one ninety nine,
- 48:47Speaker 1: like in February, and it's supposed to last until next year,
- 48:54Speaker 1: Like I should be able to use it until twenty
- 48:55Speaker 1: twenty seven. But now you're not even in Charleston.
- 48:59Speaker 2: Right, can't even go out flying first class for a
- 49:05Speaker 2: one hour flight.
- 49:07Speaker 1: That's bougie.
- 49:08Speaker 2: You can put me in first classie, I.
- 49:13Speaker 1: Think that's bougie. It's not definitely not regular ship. Yes, yeah,
- 49:18Speaker 1: I think you should get in first class at least
- 49:20Speaker 1: ones in life, man, so you could get some motivation.
- 49:22Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
- 49:24Speaker 1: You can manifest from first class like that's you like
- 49:27Speaker 1: to aspire for that to be your your ship all
- 49:30Speaker 1: the time.
- 49:31Speaker 2: It's not just that it's good networking up there that part.
- 49:35Speaker 2: That part too, there's some interesting people doing interesting things.
- 49:40Speaker 1: Packing your own liquor in your suitcase.
- 49:44Speaker 2: I don't see that wrong with that either. I think
- 49:49Speaker 2: that's basic. I don't think that's broke. I think it's basic.
- 49:53Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because I think even if you got m's
- 49:57Speaker 1: like you're trying to take what you like.
- 50:00Speaker 2: You go some places and they don't have ship, Like
- 50:02Speaker 2: you go to Paris, shout out to Paris. I love y'all,
- 50:05Speaker 2: but the liquor selection is yuck. M h I don't
- 50:11Speaker 2: want to drink Jack Dan Daniels all day, like, and
- 50:14Speaker 2: then it's like stuff you don't recognize, you know, So
- 50:17Speaker 2: you just have to bring your own ship.
- 50:20Speaker 1: Let's go down to social media edition.
- 50:23Speaker 2: Okay, do you want me to go?
- 50:29Speaker 1: Yeah? Go ahead.
- 50:30Speaker 2: Renting a luxury car for content?
- 50:36Speaker 1: I mean I feel like people do that all the time.
- 50:37Speaker 1: It's almost like the.
- 50:39Speaker 2: Basic that's what I say and ship. Yeah, I just
- 50:43Speaker 2: say that's basic shit because it's not. It's not broke.
- 50:48Speaker 2: You get if you're renting a luxury car, you're not broke,
- 50:51Speaker 2: But it ain't bougie.
- 50:53Speaker 1: You could definitely be broke renting a luxury vehicle. That's
- 50:56Speaker 1: the whole like premise of this whole ship, Like you're
- 51:00Speaker 1: renting a luxury vehicle spending how much way more money
- 51:03Speaker 1: than it would cost you if you were able to
- 51:05Speaker 1: afford to actually lease or get.
- 51:08Speaker 2: To make it look like it's really yours.
- 51:10Speaker 1: Yes, okay, yeah, like borderline broke shit? You you're flexing
- 51:19Speaker 1: for the gram?
- 51:22Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 51:22Speaker 1: Who are you playing with? Talking about taking fifty pictures
- 51:25Speaker 1: the post one? So how was that? Like? Broke? Bougie?
- 51:30Speaker 2: You are basic?
- 51:31Speaker 1: That's basic? Yeah, Like, how is that? I don't understand.
- 51:36Speaker 2: I don't get that one either.
- 51:39Speaker 1: Everybody does it, especially if you're a female.
- 51:44Speaker 2: Going on vacation just for content, just for content, I mean,
- 51:51Speaker 2: I guess if you're a content creator, then that's worked. Yeah,
- 52:00Speaker 2: and if you're getting paid to go on vacation, I
- 52:03Speaker 2: ain't mad.
- 52:04Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't put that under any
- 52:08Speaker 1: I think that might be just basic, basic, basic bougie book,
- 52:13Speaker 1: basic bougie, right right in the middle, basics, buying followers,
- 52:21Speaker 1: and let's add on there, buying the blue check broke broke.
- 52:26Speaker 1: While you got a thousand people following you and you
- 52:28Speaker 1: need a blue check, you ain't even got no business.
- 52:31Speaker 1: You're not even running a business. Dog you just want
- 52:33Speaker 1: to have You want to see that by your name.
- 52:36Speaker 2: That doesn't Once they made the blue check something you
- 52:39Speaker 2: could buy, I no longer wanted it neither, they're ruining
- 52:42Speaker 2: the value of it.
- 52:43Speaker 1: Yeah neither. I'm cool.
- 52:46Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
- 52:47Speaker 1: Posting cash online broke broke, broke broken Now, it's funny,
- 52:57Speaker 1: like when people do the fan ship. Man, you're rapping,
- 53:00Speaker 1: like I think it's funny then, but like wait, doing
- 53:05Speaker 1: like just yeah, y'ah yeah in the bath and counting
- 53:08Speaker 1: our hunts like get man, you probably had that same
- 53:11Speaker 1: not for ten years. That's your bank right aunt right there,
- 53:17Speaker 1: savings account on the floor or it could be rapper money,
- 53:21Speaker 1: just like, yeah, it's not even real bills.
- 53:28Speaker 2: Making a breakup announcement.
- 53:31Speaker 1: Why is that even under any of these categories.
- 53:34Speaker 2: I don't think that has anything to do with money
- 53:37Speaker 2: or mentality either. It's just some people do.
- 53:42Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
- 53:47Speaker 2: Go a friendship edition, keeping score.
- 53:52Speaker 1: Of who paid last.
- 53:55Speaker 2: No, that's broke.
- 54:00Speaker 1: So mm hmm, because if I got it, we're going.
- 54:04Speaker 2: Venmo requested four dollars twenty seven cents. That's broke. Listen,
- 54:10Speaker 2: I've been her, but I was broke. I was broken
- 54:14Speaker 2: as FuG so I need my money.
- 54:18Speaker 1: I ain't never bothered nobody about nothing like it wasn't.
- 54:22Speaker 2: Maybe middle school, maybe it was never like four dollars,
- 54:26Speaker 2: but it was definitely small amounts. I want it back
- 54:28Speaker 2: because I didn't have it. I didn't have it to give.
- 54:30Speaker 2: You know, you're right four dollars right.
- 54:34Speaker 1: Had a friend text me about two dollars and some change.
- 54:39Speaker 1: We're at the line and Express and she gave me
- 54:44Speaker 1: like some extra change for some ship because I was short,
- 54:46Speaker 1: and I was like, I'll give it back. I did
- 54:48Speaker 1: tell her I would give it back, but it was
- 54:50Speaker 1: two dollars and some change. And this is somebody who
- 54:53Speaker 1: I would give my last all the time. I couldn't
- 54:56Speaker 1: believe it. Actually, m I turned off in the relationship,
- 55:04Speaker 1: turned me the fuck off in the friendship. Broke ass.
- 55:12Speaker 1: Never bringing anything to the cookout, I do. I think
- 55:15Speaker 1: that's in broke shit, that's broke.
- 55:17Speaker 2: You know what else?
- 55:18Speaker 1: I bring in something and.
- 55:19Speaker 2: Don't if we all right, let's say you bring liquor
- 55:22Speaker 2: and it never opened and you take it back, fine,
- 55:24Speaker 2: but if you taking an open bottle from a party
- 55:27Speaker 2: that you brought, okay, broke.
- 55:30Speaker 1: All right, leave that bottle there, right. Yeah. I don't
- 55:34Speaker 1: go in any place empty handed. Like this girl's birthday
- 55:38Speaker 1: just you know this on Sunday. I didn't know her
- 55:40Speaker 1: never why. I have actually seen her before, but I
- 55:43Speaker 1: didn't know them personally and only seeing them in social settings.
- 55:46Speaker 1: But I'm bringing shit because I expect you to bring
- 55:49Speaker 1: some ship when I have something. I like to receive things.
- 55:52Speaker 1: I just bought her a bouquet of flowers, you know
- 55:55Speaker 1: what I'm saying. And I'm like, I'm just setting the
- 55:58Speaker 1: expectation in case we enough friends after the day, bitch,
- 56:01Speaker 1: I'd be liking people to give me shit. And I
- 56:02Speaker 1: just feel weird. Showed out to someplace I was invited
- 56:05Speaker 1: to with nothing, be handed. Yeah, I'm bringing something. You
- 56:09Speaker 1: know all the time I told you how I went
- 56:12Speaker 1: to to Camp Duvall. I brought Duvall a plant. He
- 56:17Speaker 1: had no plants in his house, and he was so
- 56:20Speaker 1: grateful for that. Fucking like, man, I'm always giving people.
- 56:22Speaker 1: Sha ain't nobody bought me nothing, just a plan, and
- 56:25Speaker 1: that plan ban would be a fucking live the next
- 56:27Speaker 1: time I see it, right, use water in that plant
- 56:31Speaker 1: because that was a fifty five dollars uh monsterior, Okay,
- 56:36Speaker 1: that wasn't a cheap plant. Give me that fucking plant.
- 56:40Speaker 1: I got twenty plants, damn mere in my house. Give
- 56:42Speaker 1: me that. Give me that plan back if you ain't
- 56:44Speaker 1: take care of it. But yeah, I don't be going
- 56:45Speaker 1: pulling up that people shit with nothing.
- 56:47Speaker 2: No, I agree. Asking who all gonna be there? That
- 56:52Speaker 2: broke I don't know. I always asked that, Yeah, because.
- 56:56Speaker 1: I might not want to be running people. Mm hm,
- 56:58Speaker 1: I need want to come, so now you let me.
- 57:02Speaker 1: That's really why I didn't go to my nephew's cookout
- 57:06Speaker 1: over the weekend, because.
- 57:09Speaker 2: Of who's all gonna be there. I had a friend
- 57:11Speaker 2: that I was really close with and her dad used
- 57:14Speaker 2: to just be so aggressive sometimes, so I would ask her,
- 57:17Speaker 2: who's gonna be there, because you know, ain't trying to
- 57:21Speaker 2: be violing with your daddy. I would never say that,
- 57:24Speaker 2: but that's how I would be feeling, like.
- 57:27Speaker 1: Yeah, like you know, Like so my sister has some
- 57:31Speaker 1: family members that she has to deal with because they're
- 57:33Speaker 1: her family. Those people I don't fuck with. I want
- 57:37Speaker 1: to be around them being fake because I'm probably going
- 57:39Speaker 1: to be there saying a little slick shit to get
- 57:41Speaker 1: a bit. They want to fight me because I want
- 57:42Speaker 1: to fight them. So I just really just didn't go
- 57:46Speaker 1: because of that. I want to beat somebody to fuck
- 57:51Speaker 1: up in my sister's family, so I didn't go. Sending
- 57:57Speaker 1: a birthday text instead of a gift. I always said,
- 58:00Speaker 1: I'll send low fiftured dollars, lunch money, twenty dollars or
- 58:02Speaker 1: something maybe too.
- 58:04Speaker 2: It just depends on who it is, because some people
- 58:06Speaker 2: just get a text and that should be that should suffice,
- 58:10Speaker 2: you know.
- 58:11Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Yeah. So I don't think that is broke,
- 58:16Speaker 1: bougie or basic. That is regular. I mean it's.
- 58:19Speaker 2: Basis ship, I guess, mm hmm. Taking food home without
- 58:24Speaker 2: asking from like from your friend house, Like just.
- 58:29Speaker 1: You're just in refrigerator, your mama and your and your
- 58:33Speaker 1: mama refrigerator. You broke your mama.
- 58:36Speaker 2: Shit, I would go with my mama mama ship.
- 58:39Speaker 1: Yeah, and should give me a ship.
- 58:42Speaker 2: Yeah, Like that's I don't know, I don't know what
- 58:45Speaker 2: that is all.
- 58:46Speaker 1: But eat all. I take this all the time.
- 58:49Speaker 2: Okay, home edition, let's do a couple of these ones
- 58:54Speaker 2: and a couple.
- 58:54Speaker 1: Of having a wine fridge. You got one?
- 59:00Speaker 2: You mm hm, bougie.
- 59:04Speaker 1: I don't even drink enough. Why I just bought like
- 59:06Speaker 1: a little rack for decoration because I really don't drink
- 59:09Speaker 1: wine like that, but I put it on the counter
- 59:11Speaker 1: just to have a little wine spirits for somebody.
- 59:15Speaker 2: Once I get So, I have a rack that holds
- 59:17Speaker 2: like a hundred bottles right that big gas. Maybe not
- 59:21Speaker 2: one hundred, I'm exaggerated, Maybe like fifty bottles. And I'm
- 59:26Speaker 2: gonna have a sipping settle in party just so bitches
- 59:29Speaker 2: could bring me bottles to fill that record. So next
- 59:37Speaker 2: one is home. Sorry y'all having a guest bathroom, nobody
- 59:45Speaker 2: can use.
- 59:49Speaker 1: Broke Yeah, because it's a guest bathroom. Why can nobody
- 59:54Speaker 1: on my bathroom, but you can go in the guest bathroom.
- 59:57Speaker 1: R Is it nasty in there?
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: Yep? It must be clean if nobody can use it,
- 1:00:05Speaker 2: What is it? I never I don't know nobody who
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: has that. I've never seen that.
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: Before me either. Like, that's weird sleeping on a sleeping
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: on a mattress with no bad frame. Listen, I'm the
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: call broke, broke, And why your pillows so fucking flat?
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: Paper thin? Yeah, when you think that mattress, the mattress
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: are no frame, you change that mattress and them damn pillows.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: Invest in some sleep, get more pussy over there. It's
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: usually men paper plays at home every day. Man, I
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: be my mom be washing paper plates girl. And I
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: had sent her a post one time on Instagram and say,
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: I don't trust no bitch that washed paper plates. It
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: literally was made for her. I didn't even have to
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: create it. My mamma, Like if even if it's like
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: a cookout or somebody that she'd be like, wash that
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: plate off, But you gonna use that same plate again,
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: and you can't get it real well because then you're.
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: Gonna have a soggy.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: That is broke shit that just wash your plates. Why
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: are you washing a paper plate? Even buying them and expensive?
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: So is it broke?
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: Shit? It's broke, but there's just a that's a broke shit.
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: My best friend, even though she got plenty money, please
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: do not snatch three paper towels off in her house.
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: Like if you take three paper towels, she would look
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: at you like you fucking crazy? Why did you take three?
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: Even two? She like, you just need one for your hands?
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: Why are you getting that many paper towels? She is
- 1:01:34Speaker 2: the paper towel Nazi. And she will even have you
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: like lay it out to let it dry so by
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: the time you have to wash your hands again you
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: can use it again.
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: Girl. While my boyfriend me doing shit like that, like
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck, I'd be using Hella paper
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: towels and I buy Viva. So he will hide like
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: paper towels that he wants to reuse because he knows
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: as soon as I see some shit balled up somewhere
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: it's going in the track, he'll put it in the
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: in the drawer because he wants to reuse it. And
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: he feels like I'd be wasting paper towels, I guess.
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: Or these are pretty thick. You know what I'm saying.
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: Remember the old lady who was living with me, Slita.
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: I've always purchased Viva. I just liked the date thick
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: paper towel. But once I saw how she was utilizing
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: my paper towel. The bitch had lined the refrigerator, lined
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: all the drawers with my Viva paper towel, and so
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: I started buying cheap paper towel. You know, she she
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: had like a Canadian European Caribbean accent. So one day
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: she was like, you stopped buying the nice paper towels.
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, becauld you be over you? Yes, like
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: you're bougie. She's bougie as fuck.
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: M can't afforded but broke at the same time.
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: Yes, so hey, you want to do some bougie shit
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: on somebody else's dime.
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: No, damn all right, relationship edition this.
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: One sharing a bank account before marriage? How I don't understand,
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: Like to me, that's too grown for me. Right, y'all
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: talk each other a little too much for me?
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: Like, right, youre going together?
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: Like we could actually we could have an account together,
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: but not my primary I understand.
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: How these would be bougie basic are broke. This is
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: just preference.
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: Yeah, none of these actually, Oh, sharing one Netflix account
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: after no, I won't say after breaking out, let me
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: add my own in here. So sharing one next Netflix
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: or Amazon or any subscription amongst your whole family that
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: is not broke shit.
- 1:03:39Speaker 2: Because Amazon Prime, Netflix doesn't God slick, because they keep
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: kicking me off, my sister, shit, every everything. I had
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: to go ahead and just buy one of Yeah.
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: Okay, I'll add a broke one in there for me.
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: I have the cheapest Netflix. It's seven ninety nine a month.
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: I'm not paying for no, I don't give.
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: But you watch commercials, Yeah, I don't care.
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: I just get on Instagram in between times because I
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: still don't watch Netflix enough to give a damn. So
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: I guess that would be my broke shit for subscription.
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: I'm definitely paying the nineteen nine all right, So now
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: you can get the ones without commercial and then you
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: can get four k without commercials. I was like that
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: TENADP is good enough for me. That's how I feel
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: like I can. So that's my broke shit right there.
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: I could addition, we got the we talked back. This
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: is the last segment, y'all. Yeah, taking your wig off
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: the minute you get in the car.
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: Yes for you.
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: I've never you know, damn well, I'm not about to
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: be a bitch driving down the road with little here.
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: You never see that.
- 1:04:52Speaker 2: All right? This one screenshinting messages before responding broke boogie
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: are basic.
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: I don't know you're throwing them in GP chat GPT.
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: First bitch, but that's how's that broke?
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: Basic?
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: From my mind depending on chat GPT, mm hmm, having
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: a going out phone and a real life phone.
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: Let's just hope broke. This is whole ship right there.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: Adding the extra category.
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: Howing stacks from your family. That's his big bag. That's
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: not broke.
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: Oh I I thought it was stacks like money, Oh,
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: hiding snacks. It's really not big bag, like I want
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: to keep my bougie snacks that y'all won't pay for it,
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: but you'll eat up because I got it.
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: I bought it, So broke.
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: Calling yourself an entrepreneur but selling nothing, that's most of
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: my fuckers on the internet facts.
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: I'm an entrepreneur. You don't sell a number, kuccie. But
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: I guess that's the I guess that's that's an item.
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: That's entrepreneur entrepreneurs.
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: That's the first entrepreneur in America. As a matter of fact,
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: last one ordering lobster every time someone else is paying.
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: It depends on how much money someone else got.
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: Yeah, but I ordered that ship when I'm paying too, though.
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: So yeah, me too. But well, I asked for the
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: biggest lobster. Y'all got done. Let me get on Tomahawk.
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: I'm not that ship that Charlamagne before we was in Grenada,
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: and when I tell y'all, my lobster was like as
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: big as a baby. The clause was like the meat
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: that was in the tail, it was like a lops
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: was like a chicken breast size, like a stick.
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: Wow, I know that was so good. When it came
- 1:07:06Speaker 2: to the table, everybody was like, God, damn, fort of God.
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: The claw was as big as my face. It was
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: like it was only seventy dollars. Though, yeah, it was
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: only seventy dollars. Stole was But I did order. I
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: asked specifically for the biggest lobster they had in the
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: restaurant though, and wasn't caring about how much it was.
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: It The shit could have came out of two hundred three,
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: four hundred dollars. I wouldn't have known not to say.
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: I don't care though, because I definitely am not taking
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: advantage of my friends.
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: Right, but you think me what you want right here?
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: This was fun, I know anyway. Yeah, we just wanted
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: to do something outside of the normal talking shit about
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: niggas and right whatever.
- 1:07:52Speaker 2: That was just how niggas broke.
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: I wish you could get to someone these wild cards
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: on a designer belt of driving a busted carr. M like,
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: I got a couple designer belts and my car is
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: twenty twelve, bitch, twenty thirteen. I don't even know where
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: you're in. My car is really no, it's not busted.
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: My car is running. I have been looking for a
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: new car. Y'all car payments on new pre owned? Uh used? Man,
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: this ship is fucking nuts. It's nuts. Mm hmm, it's nuts, man.
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: But I'm gonna I might have I might have a
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: Porsche parked outside of my apartment. That's bally. Would I
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: be like crazy if I bought me your Porsche? She
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: was like, before you got a house? Yes, yes, but
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: I'm like lead one. It's the same car payments is
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: the same car payment you know, it's more so because
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: if you want to get a new car in the
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: next five years or whatever, but the payment is gonna
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: be the same.
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: Yeah, the payment is gonna be the same, but you're
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: not locked in. You're not stuck with a Porsche. You know,
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: you can be driving for two years in it.
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: Buy a house, same money as if I had a
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: fucking three, four hundred thousand dollars house. Why can I
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: park a Porsche out this motherfucker? Yeah, I can go
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: buy me a house. I could, so, I don't know.
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: Touche yep, I ain't mad at that. Pick come pick
- 1:09:32Speaker 2: me up, y'all.
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