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OUTRO: "The Hot Steamer Pus Special" · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate, Thanks, yeah, thanks guys.
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  Speaker 3: All right, yeah man, buddy, Nora right, dollar of my right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Beer and pie July am I right another and drive
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  Speaker 4: July as well. I'm not for Key, not for Kezy.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be a wit July. Yeah, you stopping?
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  Speaker 5: You actually vowed to double up, did I?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah for July. Yeah, okay, only not going dry. You're
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  Speaker 5: going twice as bad as you usually are.
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  Speaker 2: Twice as good, twice as good more like exactly. M yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that'll yeah, I can do that got me to start today.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, okay, wherever you're like.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, just just keep going as you're going. Really,
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  Speaker 5: you don't have to change anything.
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  Speaker 2: Keysy, how's your grapefruit?
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  Speaker 5: Jase, No, I don't have any grapefruit.
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  Speaker 2: How's the how's your golf ball?
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  Speaker 5: My golf ball? Oh, my abscess?
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  Speaker 2: How's the abscess under your armp at the size of
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  Speaker 2: a golf ball?
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  Speaker 5: Well, my daughters were they asked me about it. I
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  Speaker 5: had a ridiculous conversation because my one of my girls
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  Speaker 5: is a nurse.
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  Speaker 4: Obviously obvious.
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  Speaker 5: I'll read you, I'll read your little family chat because
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  Speaker 5: they're going, how's how you going? And blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 2: Do you send a photo of the chat?
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  Speaker 4: No, here we go, I said.
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  Speaker 5: My daughter was like, what's going on? And I said,
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  Speaker 5: your mom has the death loogi, which d ahead while
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  Speaker 5: my daughter's tonsils continue to be herendous. Meanwhile, I have
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  Speaker 5: a very large, disgusting abscess under my ampet. It's been
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  Speaker 5: a fun filled long weekend. My daughter said, dear God,
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  Speaker 5: what do you do with the ebscess? Do you have
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  Speaker 5: to get it drained or popped? And my youngest went,
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  Speaker 5: I said, smash it with penicillin. At this point, thankfully
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  Speaker 5: it's gone down, but it's if and gross. And my
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  Speaker 5: wife said, I have offered, but I'm not allowed anywhere
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  Speaker 5: near it. And then my daughter said, I want more details.
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  Speaker 5: Does it have a head? I also got a new
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  Speaker 5: hat all bed and I said, you really don't want
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  Speaker 5: more details, and she said and my younger said, oh,
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  Speaker 5: you'd throw up if you popped it, mum, And I said,
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  Speaker 5: you'd need a bucket you're.
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  Speaker 2: The throw up for the past, for the past.
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  Speaker 5: My daughter said, can I have a photo? And I
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  Speaker 5: said no, and then she said, is it like assessed?
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  Speaker 5: I said, and my other daughter said, I haven't seen
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  Speaker 5: it either, Show us a photo. And then my daughter said,
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  Speaker 5: come on, do it for the family, for the family.
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  Speaker 5: Then my other daughter got involved and said, ha ha
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  Speaker 5: ha ha oh not going, not going to happen. I said,
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  Speaker 5: it truly makes me nauseous just looking at it. Can
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  Speaker 5: you give me an estimate of how big it is?
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  Speaker 5: Said my daughter, at its height between a ping pong
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  Speaker 5: ball and a tennis ball. And my other daughter said,
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  Speaker 5: does pass come out? And I see? And then our
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  Speaker 5: other daughter said, holy shit, that's huge. Does it have
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  Speaker 5: a head?
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  Speaker 2: And then what did you say?
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  Speaker 5: I said, Jesus you guys, Yes, there is pass and
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  Speaker 5: then a spelling pass per us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I was going to say there was a dilemma that
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  Speaker 5: I had, actually, how do you spell pussy?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Did you spell it?
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  Speaker 4: Per u?
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  Speaker 5: S why I've just just one is yeah yeah. And
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  Speaker 5: then my wife said, love my children.
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  Speaker 2: So no one's seen it other than you and your wife, Yes,
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  Speaker 2: surely we can, and and.
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  Speaker 5: I've got to say. I've got to say I showed
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  Speaker 5: it to my wife reluctantly because I thought she sees
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  Speaker 5: that she's never touching me again. Right, But she's one
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  Speaker 5: of those people that loves that sort of ship.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife's a saying like a squeezer.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, whereas you know, the idea of squeezing someone else's
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  Speaker 5: filth is just to me anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Have you got a photo on your phone of it
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  Speaker 2: at its peak?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 2: What's it like now? Is that a shadow of its
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  Speaker 2: former self?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Still gross though still Oh no, it's not grossy.
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  Speaker 4: It's not as painful anymore.
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  Speaker 5: Not as painful.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so that's good.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon. We still blasted up on social media. Just
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  Speaker 2: sort of you take your shirt off and then just
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  Speaker 2: your arm up like this and sort of side on,
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  Speaker 2: and then pugs will take a photo with like a
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  Speaker 2: fish ey style, or.
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  Speaker 4: Will sort of wrap ourselves around your legs.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, could one. Have you been licking.
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  Speaker 4: It, sucking it, eating it? He loves it? Sucking that.
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  Speaker 5: It was fucking disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds gross and it was just leeching all
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  Speaker 2: week in. How did it go away?
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  Speaker 5: Penicillin?
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  Speaker 2: So it just shrank. Yes, there was no like squeezing
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  Speaker 2: of it.
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  Speaker 5: Well, there was a little bit of squeezing of it,
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  Speaker 5: but it didn't give.
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  Speaker 4: Ah, it's a shame.
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  Speaker 5: I don't really really want to be having this conversation. Oh,
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure my.
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  Speaker 4: Daughter put eucalyptus oil in her eye this morning.
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  Speaker 5: Was right?
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  Speaker 4: That went well?
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  Speaker 2: I bet by accident.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't there for it. She was with her auntie
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  Speaker 4: at the time, and yeah, seemed to give that a
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  Speaker 4: bit of a wash it. She was screaming though she
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  Speaker 4: wasn't enjoying it.
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  Speaker 5: Saw anyone actually? Bet, kids and eyes not fun. Not
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  Speaker 5: a good thing.
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  Speaker 4: That was good. But other than that, a good weekend?
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  Speaker 5: What did you do?
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  Speaker 4: Keys?
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  Speaker 2: You went to to went to there just to have
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  Speaker 2: some fun family time, A.
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  Speaker 4: Fun family time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how's pretty stressed out, I imagine.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I apologize.
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  Speaker 2: As is all good shirts from four on Radio Hurarchy
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  Speaker 2: Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Pretty big weekend though there was plenty on was there?
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  Speaker 2: Seemed like me and Pugs went out for lunch yesterday. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so we went to this checking joint, which is the
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  Speaker 2: best burgers you'll ever have.
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  Speaker 4: And this, if anyone would know, is it going to
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  Speaker 4: be you because you love a chicken burger. I've never
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  Speaker 4: seen anything like it.
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  Speaker 2: I love a chicken burger, and people will know Peacher's
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  Speaker 2: Hot chicken and Auckland people. Oh yeah, Pama.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going to fucking Pammule for a pas.
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  Speaker 2: What are you telling us about this for?
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  Speaker 5: That's that's bloody going to.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking Keezy.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon you'd like it, though. It'll be another place
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  Speaker 2: where I'll go on record saying how great it is,
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  Speaker 2: and then Jason will go there and be like, nah
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  Speaker 2: was ship.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah they didn't even have any steak.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they had nothing.
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  Speaker 4: They had no beef.
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  Speaker 5: We went there.
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  Speaker 2: There's six levels of heat, and last time I went there,
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  Speaker 2: me and Pug I usually get hot, which is the
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  Speaker 2: second from the top, and there's one called Holy Cluck,
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  Speaker 2: and Pugs is like, I have to try the Holy
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  Speaker 2: Cluck and it says next to it a really experience.
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  Speaker 2: The burgers came out and he had won bite and
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  Speaker 2: was like as I started watering, was like, oh shit,
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  Speaker 2: and he snapped me off a little bit of the
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  Speaker 2: checking and I had and I had to then wait
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  Speaker 2: ten minutes for my mouth to cool down before I
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  Speaker 2: could start eating my burger from the tiny piece of
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  Speaker 2: check out and then once we had finished, he ate
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  Speaker 2: like two thirds of his I smashed my I was
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  Speaker 2: waiting for him. He's like, I'm gonna need five minutes
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  Speaker 2: before I can even drive you home right now. So
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  Speaker 2: he just said to wait and try and process it.
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  Speaker 2: And then he's had like an internal battle for the
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  Speaker 2: last twenty hours. Point, is there no exactly you need
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  Speaker 2: to stop just before that level? That's just silly.
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  Speaker 4: That's really weird.
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  Speaker 5: For me with my chilly obsession that I had in
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  Speaker 5: my younger dad guy Fie all that stuff, and I
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  Speaker 5: knew that the next day would be catastrophic, you know,
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  Speaker 5: and that it would be painful, But that never stopped me.
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  Speaker 4: Painful coming out of your bung hole. Yes, right, burning, burning, burning.
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  Speaker 5: I was speaking to puckcham before and he's just said
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  Speaker 5: he's been having hot steamers all day.
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  Speaker 4: Hot steamers all day.
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  Speaker 2: Why WI should title this one the hot Steamercial special?
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  Speaker 5: So good hot steamers and past it's so good?
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  Speaker 2: I reckon, you guys, are you eating chicken?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I reckon, Honestly, it would blow your guys minds how
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  Speaker 2: good it is.
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  Speaker 5: I'm pretty, I'm I'm I'm thinking Moggie had a big weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Same, I'll tell you what happened, and we're going to
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  Speaker 4: be doing this on the podcast on the show. But
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  Speaker 4: this fucking rubbish track drive for.
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  Speaker 5: Men are really coming in early?
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  Speaker 4: Came again Saturday morning, three o'clock, so it ruins your weekend.
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  Speaker 4: And then this morning, Monday, three o'clock in the morning.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm awake from three o'clock this morning, and then
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  Speaker 4: I had a nap before I came in.
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  Speaker 5: It is so bizard unbelievable. So why why so regularly
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  Speaker 5: as well? Because usually apartment building but they do it
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  Speaker 5: like once a week though, don't they? What does when
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  Speaker 5: they collect rubbish?
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  Speaker 2: Not every day?
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  Speaker 4: Not every day? No, I just told you Friday and Monday.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, but even that seems like a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I think one of them. Well, as I say,
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  Speaker 4: it's an apartment building, so it's yeah, there's not one.
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  Speaker 4: It's not servicing one person, right, Why are you confused
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  Speaker 4: by that? Key?
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  Speaker 2: I just saw it. One rubbish truck comes once a
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  Speaker 2: week and collects everyone's rubbish and then leaves.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's twice away. Oh yeah, I see what you mean. Yeah, Well,
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  Speaker 4: I think one of them must be just normal refuse, right,
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  Speaker 4: and then the other ones are recycling truck three am.
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  Speaker 4: It's fucking out the gate and I reckon them again today.
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  Speaker 4: And I've been really chill about it all the way
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  Speaker 4: up until now because it's like but it's like, now,
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  Speaker 4: it's been three weeks. I've talked to you four times.
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  Speaker 4: It's a fucking piss take. So you're telling them that
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  Speaker 4: they can't do it, and they're saying, fuck that guy,
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  Speaker 4: is what's going on. So they've obviously got their run,
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  Speaker 4: you know, you go, I go this place first and
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  Speaker 4: then there, so me doing this is fucking up their run.
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  Speaker 4: So they're just like, no, no, no, we'll just stick
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  Speaker 4: to it.
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  Speaker 5: But even still three in the morning's unbelievable.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's right, But if it was in a city,
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  Speaker 4: you know, if it was in a city, it just
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  Speaker 4: be tough ship. Like I've lived in an apartment in
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  Speaker 4: the city before. That's tough ship. But it's literally residential area.
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  Speaker 4: You know, you should do move house. Yeah, I should
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  Speaker 4: move again. Yeah, that's definitely come out he does again.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be going out there again. I'll be going out there.
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  Speaker 4: It's a fucking joke.
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  Speaker 2: So when you go out there? Are you in your undies?
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  Speaker 4: I was naked the first time, genuinely were naked, and
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  Speaker 4: you're yelling at him. No, No, I just wanted to
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  Speaker 4: went out to see what the truck was, right, because
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  Speaker 4: it's not his it's not he's Yeah, he's just doing
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  Speaker 4: his job. But now it's his fault because they've been
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  Speaker 4: told not to do.
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  Speaker 5: Were you engorged? No?
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  Speaker 4: Not until I saw the rubbish truck driving and just
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  Speaker 4: raging on. Yeah, so that's a paint of the ass.
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever a massive paint of the ass?
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  Speaker 4: It is? What is?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? Have you ever been simultaneously raging and sporting
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  Speaker 2: a rager?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, neither.
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  Speaker 4: Jace Ethan and Jeffin with a stiff one like raging
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  Speaker 4: with a rager? Get back to us, tell us tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: I have to think about that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I'm interested. Now.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, I'm furious. I might have woken up
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  Speaker 5: in a rage with a rager.
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  Speaker 4: Why would you wake up at a rage?
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  Speaker 5: Because I might have had an enraging dream or something,
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  Speaker 5: and you're fucked up And I'm really fucked off about
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  Speaker 5: my dream. But God, a massive slong is bending up
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  Speaker 5: towards my meat.
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  Speaker 2: Pare nice. It's sitting between you. So hey. Listen to
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  Speaker 2: The Hiducky Big Show fortall seven every weekend on Radio
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  Speaker 2: Hdarchy and if you're watching on YouTube, thanks for this
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  Speaker 2: has been a great one to put on YouTube.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks mate, so good. How can we not because I've
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  Speaker 5: had a massive z at the moment, Yeah, we totally won't, Pugs,
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  Speaker 5: this isn't going on YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: Alright that sweet airs mate, or I'm going to yes, no,
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  Speaker 2: sweet as ches. I'll take care of it mate.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks mm hmm.